Dude, this is----ing awesome.
Do we have any deckhand available
just to carry things up?
Where are the deckhands?
Max? Where are you guys?
Luka has been on boats long enough
to know that you can'’t just leave on anchor watch.
- I'’m not very happy. - Okay.
He needs to stop being so blasé about it.
Never put three people down at the same time
and you leave the boat.
Yeah, I know when your break is.
- Yeah. - We'’re----ing busy.
[vomiting]
There'’s something not right with me right now.
We should get you to the doctor.
It'’s a very scary place, knowing
that my feelings for Luka is starting to grow.
Anything that'’s guests, it should be hung.
Stain treating.
The tighter the better.
Just felt like the interior had been breaking down
and I'’m the one who'’s breaking it.
Like, there'’s no winning here.
What on earth is that?
There'’s towels all over the floor.
So you haven'’t done the twin?
This is like my last straw with Lily.
She is dead weight.
It'’s frustrating me.
It'’s frustrating Kyle and it'’s frustrating Jess.
Oh, a migraine.
I'’m just exhausted now, like very tired.
Hey, I want to talk to you.
Yeah.
Being honest is the only way to motivate a crew member.
There'’s no sugar coating this.
So...
So do you think for the turn downs in the cabin,
you can do them on your own?
I need you to be more, you know, aware.
- Yeah. - And have that initiative.
Yeah.
Because I really need you to be able to do this on your own.
Yeah.
I am giving you this opportunity.
You will be exhausted.
It'’s how you maintain under those conditions
is how I decide to keep crew.
Yeah.
I need to rely on the person and so does Tumi.
- Yeah. - In cabins.
- Yeah. - Check in with Tumi.
- Yeah. - Over the radio.
You really have to stay on top of that.
Yeah.
Good.
All right, great. Awesome. Thank you.
Thanks.
Kyle, Jess, and Lily.
Please finish cabins and just work your way up.
[whistling]
Tumi, Tumi, Tumi.
Can you please come to the bridge?
Copy. I'’m on my way.
What are you doing?
Waiting for the iron.
- For the i-ron? - For the i-ron.
[giggling]
- Hi. - Hey.
Hey.
Okay. I did talk to Lily.
Okay.
Sometimes you just take the time with someone
because you can have someone who comes in
- and knows what they'’re doing. - Yeah.
But they have the wrong attitude.
Her attitude is really great, I will give her that.
Okay.
And I could feel it this morning.
Yeah.
And so, you know, I always hire for character, not skill.
Yeah.
Because the skill can be taught.
Character is hard.
I mean, I was hoping that...
And just say bye-bye.
Clearly not.
I'’m really tired of picking up her slack.
And so is Kyle. And so is Jess.
I need her to step it up.
Please.
- Thank you, Tumi. - Awesome. All righty.
Jess...
Yes.
- You lift this side. - Yeah.
And then you just...
Wait, wait, if you don'’t lift...
Let me just do it and show you.
- Yeah? - No.
Here, let me do it again.
Lily'’s mistakes are my mistakes.
Her success is my success.
The problem is that she'’s not being successful.
I'’m not willing to take the fall if Tumi notices Lily'’s mistakes.
Don'’t worry, you'll get it. You'’ve got...
You can come help me with the schedule.
If Haleigh doesn'’t show up,
we'’ll just need someone up till three.
You want to put Max on the 12 to 3 with Kyle?
[grunting]
Yeah, I need you in the morning.
[singing]
I'’m----ing tired.
[yawns]
Jack, Tumi, Luka,
meet me in the crew mess for preference sheet meeting.
- Copy. - Copy.
- These pillows are nice.
- Hello. - Hello, Cap.
- Hello. - Hi.
Repeat charter client.
How was it the first time?
- Not good. - Oh.
Billy Rodriguez is the co-founder
of an advertising agency.
This one'’s empty.
I guess I'’ll just wait for everyone else to get theirs.
The, um, guest is a bit impatient.
He'’s treating me like I'’m----ing stupid.
That'’s not fun.
He is happy to be back,
although this time he is hoping to have a boat
with working stabilizers and a slide.
Ah!
Where are the life jackets?
We just lost our stabilizers.
We'’re really tipping.
Billy will be joined by his fiancé, Chris,
and their six closest friends.
Dinner night one,
they'’ve requested a Brazilian steakhouse-inspired meal.
They want to conclude by the tantalizing performance
from local Brazilian dancers.
Local Brazilians in Italy.
After dinner, they would like to move
the party to the sun deck for a
sparkles and glitter dance party.
For breakfast on day two,
they would like a big gay breakfast.
- I love that. - Oh, my God.
Loads of sausages.
[laughs]
They would also like Captain Sandy to join them.
They'’re asking for caviar,
so I'’m going to be ordering the beluga caviar.
- Oh, wow. - It'’s the most expensive one.
- That'’s good. - Yeah.
- Okay, great. - Thank you.
Yo.
All crew, deliveries is here.
Yeah.
[grunting]
Yeah.
Ugh.
- Tumi. - What'’s up?
Can I just go lie down for half an hour?
I'’ve got the worst migraine.
Mm-hmm.
I'’m suffering right now.
It struck me at 10 p.m. in the evening.
I'’ve had zero sleep.
I don'’t know if it's because
I'’ve had such an emotional charter season.
I don'’t know if it's just built up stress
and I can only assume this is what a migraine is.
We'’re starting to look pretty good out here.
If there'’s anything I can get someone to do or...
Nice.
We'’re looking pretty good as well.
Cool. Just give me a shout if you need anything.
Thank you.
[phone ringing]
Hey, Haleigh. It'’s Captain Sandy here.
- Hi. - How are you?
I have, like, a stomach bug.
Okay. Get plenty of rest.
Make sure you hydrate.
And we'’ll pick you up when you feel better.
Sorry, I'’m not there.
You take care of yourself.
All right, thank you.
Okay, bye-bye.
- Nah! - [screams]
God! [bleep]
And for the pillows, just go like this.
And then stand it up.
- Uh, 3 a.m. - No.
But you finished at 7 o'’clock at night.
I think there'’s definitely extra pressure on me at the moment,
because of last charter.
We only got you on deck?
This is the stuff that makes me mad.
You gotta figure your schedule out.
Even though Max is doing a really good job at the moment,
I am a little bit concerned about how distracted he gets.
What are you doing, bro?
Don'’t do that.
Like, when we'’re down a crew member,
it'’s an unspoken thing that everyone needs to step up
and, like, never in a million years would I say to my boss,
hey, sorry, I can'’t do this shift.
It'’s bad for my body.
Bro? I need you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All crew, crew. In your whites.
Guest arrival is in 15 minutes.
- Okay, copy. - Copy.
Oh, didn'’t do my eyebrows.
Yeah.
Ow!
Are you okay?
Kyle going down is my worst nightmare,
because he'’s the one person that has the experience that I need.
Here we are, sir.
What will we do without Kyle?
He'’s like, me and my Black friends.
[laughing]
[shouting]
And as much as Jess does, she still needs to be supervised.
Also, Lily would need to be in housekeeping alone.
Like... no.
I mean, look, I tried to get Lily fired
less than 12 hours ago.
Like, oh my God, imagine if I did.
Bro, please don'’t do me like last time.
You'’re gonna get a break this afternoon, yeah?
No, don'’t worry about the skin, keep going.
I'’m gonna need you to be as quick as you can.
You doing all right?
Well, Kyle'’s got a headache, so he'’s down.
Down two crew.
I don'’t know what's happening.
- I'’ll check on Kyle. - Okay.
We had a lot of challenges last season on Billy'’s Charter.
He'’s coming back to give us the opportunity
to redeem ourselves.
It'’s already bad enough that Haleigh'’s off the boat.
Having Kyle down makes it more difficult
because he actually knows these guests.
Welcome home.
Oh, my God.
Your every seduction will be tantalized.
What is happening right now?
There'’s a lot of pressure on me
because I definitely want to pull this off for him.
Please just let the weather be good.
I think the full moon is affecting everybody.
Genoa'’s beautiful.
It'’s really hot.
When they come on, she will do cabins.
God, I hope the food is delicious.
Oh, jeez.
I hope so too.
Do you think he'’ll be down the entire trip?
I can'’t think that far right now.
I think that'’s them. I can see them.
Here we go.
Coming up...
Jessica, can I have another cucumber thingy?
I'’ll have another Moscow mule.
I need another plate.
I'’ll get you another plate.
- Can we get more flatware? - Order the beluga caviar.
- Here we go. - Do you have a little potato?
I hate them already.
Hi.
- How are you? - Hey, welcome back.
- Thank you. - Nice to see you.
Hi. I'’m Billy. Nice to meet you.
Hi. I'’m Tumi.
Hi, Billy, nice to meet you.
And guess what? The slide isn'’t caught in customs.
Yay!
On our preference sheet, it says slide out at all times.
Our slide is held in customs.
Oh, well, there'’s that.
And you have stabilizers this time?
Oh, yeah.
[laughing]
So, Tumi'’s our chief stew. She'’s going to show you around.
And then we'’re going to get your luggage on board.
We'’re going to take off.
Thank you so much for having us back.
- Welcome aboard. - Thank you.
Okay, well, I'’m going to take you around the boat.
This is the main deck aft.
It'’s really big.
So much better than the last boat.
- This is our bridge deck aft. - Wow.
This table'’s beautiful.
Kyle might not be here because there'’s another bird's nest.
Can we just look at the bird'’s nest for a second?
How cute.
Kylie did do this.
What?
If at first you don'’t succeed, try, try again.
Kyle'’s feeling ill at the moment.
But don'’t you worry.
He'’s coming.
Oh, no.
This is our master cabin.
You'’ve got a his and hers bathroom.
A his and whose?
- Whose? - A his and his.
Oh, that'’s what I thought you said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let'’s do this.
Sandy, Sandy, Luka.
Should I start bringing in the passarelle?
Yeah, you can bring in the passarelle.
When should we talk to the chef?
- Do you want to do that now? - Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chef, I got some friends for you.
Oh, yeah.
- Hi. - Hello.
How are you?
- Jack, right? - Yeah, Jack.
We wanted to see, like, your thoughts about food.
So, lunch today, I'’m doing a lobster spaghetti.
Roast Dover sole with caviar sauce,
some asparagus with mint butter.
And tonight we'’re doing Brazilian, right?
Yeah.
With all different steaks.
I love medium, but, like, more medium plus.
- Not bloody. - Yeah.
Yeah, I'’ll do different temperatures and stuff.
Don'’t worry about that.
I pride myself on making a mean steak.
I used to work in an American steakhouse in London.
Perfecting how to cook the perfect steak.
All this stuff, where they say touch that?
None of that.
Room temperature for the steak
is very important before you cook it.
I cook it in a sous vide manner.
It tenderizes it as well.
Marinate it and cut it against the grain.
I'’ll put my steak against anyone'’s.
All right, nice meeting you guys.
I really appreciate it.
We only have three deck hands.
Where is my bow crew?
We'’re here. We are here.
Drop the lines. Drop them all.
All ground lines are released.
Okay, we'’re two meters from the door.
Looking good. All lines in on the stern.
One meter, port quarter.
All ground lines are clear back here.
You'’re free to turn.
Thank you so much.
Sweet.
Isn'’t this absolutely majestic?
Yeah, and there'’s a breeze.
So the sweat'’s subsiding a bit.
[chattering]
- Done? - We'’re done.
[bleep], you guys are quick.
Lily, Lily, Tumi.
How long do you think you need?
I'’m not an idiot.
Oh, my God.
It'’s an hour and forty minutes to get there.
So if you want to have a break.
Yes!
Let'’s all have a break.
What is this break you speak of?
My dear, could I have a glass on Sancerre?
Sure!
Do you want me to go around with this stuff?
Water, and then he just wants a Sancerre,
it should be chilled now. There'’s a glass here.
There'’s a separate gluten free one coming.
Amazing.
- Still water? - Yes.
- Perfect. - Thank you.
Cheffy, how are you going to serve the caviar?
- Put some in the pasta. - Yeah, yeah.
Put the label as well, because that shows how expensive it is.
I'’ll have another Moscow mule, please.
Okay.
Order the beluga caviar.
He wanted you to add it to the pasta.
I'’m going to come around.
Do you have a little potato?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'’s what I want. Yes, that'’s what I want.
Okay.
Oh, Lord help us.
Cheffy, how quickly can you make a baked potato?
Um, it'’s going to take a while.
Like, it should be like crushed ice or something around there.
Okay, absolutely.
Tumi, they want crushed ice in this.
The pasta'’s good.
What do you think of the mint inside the asparagus?
I don'’t 100% enjoy?
Yeah, I'’m not a huge fan of mint in my asparagus.
Cracked some ice for you.
There it is.
Oh, you'’ve crushed it yourself?
I just go like, you know.
Dover sole with white wine sauce.
You have your dover sole with white wine sauce.
Okay, don'’t hate me, but I think I need another plate.
I'’ll get you another plate.
Are we not having potatoes?
How many potatoes do we want?
- Two, for sure. - Two.
Okay.
Kyle is down. Haleigh'’s sick.
The last thing I needed is dealing with a difficult guest.
Can I have another cucumber thingy?
Yes.
Can we get more flatware?
Yes.
So I definitely need this.
My aim is just to keep afloat.
You haven'’t plated yet.
What'’s happening?
They want two potatoes that they can share.
How long will it take?
20 minutes at least.
20 minutes?
Yeah, tell them first and tell me.
The chef had said it'’ll take about 20 minutes
for the potato, if you'’re okay with that.
- No. - No.
Okay.
- Cheffy. - Yeah.
They don'’t want potatoes anymore.
I hate them already.
- I'’m going to kill Kyle. - Ugh.
This is going to be the charter that breaks us.
Coming up...
- Is that Kyle? - Ugh.
Anchor down, anchor down.
Three shackles to the water.
Three and a half.
Okay, I'’m gonna start prepping the crane.
I have not checked on Lily in a while.
I'’m gonna check.
I have to have full trust in Lily
because we'’re down a stew.
I have to be on service with Tumi,
which I wanted to do more.
Should we talk about how Tumi and Jess
are gonna run service this charter?
Can I get a yes?
[laughs]
Lily, you'’re in housekeeping alone.
Good luck, girl.
Lily, how are you going?
I think we'’re all caught up.
Um, that'’s fine. Is this chef?
Yeah, I'’m just quickly folding this up.
Okay, before you go up, can you give that to him?
Absolutely.
I am pleasantly surprised by Lily'’s work in the laundry.
Things are pressed and they'’re in order.
But housekeeping, different story.
I believe in miracles
and I'’m hoping my little Lilabet is gonna be a miracle.
Okay, I'’m gonna bring this up to him.
- Hi. - Hi.
- What'’s your name again? - Max.
- Just so we start again. - Yes, Chris, yes.
Because before it was a...
- All the people, wa, wa, wa! - It was very fast.
- Ryan, Audrey. - Aubrey.
- Mother----er. - Aubrey.
I love that he sounds like a Disney character.
Shall we go get ready for the water?
I think we shall. Yes.
Watch your head.
Look what we got. We got a slide.
- I don'’t believe it. - It'’s great.
- Hey! - Hey!
It'’s way more fun than it looks.
How'’s Lily doing right now?
Getting it done. Yeah, I think we'’re doing good.
Can we put this toys away now?
We can probably start packing up.
I would like to get into the jacuzzi.
Zoom-a-zoom-a.
[shouting]
Hey!
Oh, look who it is.
Why? Because I'’m the sexy mother----er walking in.
Okay, dinner.
- We'’ve got picanha. - What is picanha?
It'’s sirloin cap. It'’s called picanha in Brazil.
And yucca fritters, never cooked with it in my life,
could go either way.
And then dessert, caramelized banana with strawberry gelato.
- Boom! - Perfect.
Yes.
So, at half past seven, I'’m going to need you
to please pick up my Brazilian dancers.
And I feel like you'’re also going to be doing
a dance tonight, are you not?
- I can'’t dance, Tumi. - Don'’t even think about it.
Yes, you can dance.
Communication in yachting is----ing everything.
What'’s wrong?
I need a mentalist to be picked up.
We can launch a tinder. Want us to put it in the water?
Yes, please.
Christ!
Why didn'’t you say something before?
- Sorry. - Good job Tumi.
A for communication, it'’s about time.
We'’ve got ties for you.
Do a little shakey-shakey shimmer-shimmer.
Can I literally just get like a shot of espresso?
- And Cheetos. - No problem.
- Salud. - Salud.
- What are they drinking? - Everything.
Literally everything.
Lara, Lara, we can start lifting the jetskis.
Copy that.
You put them in the water, you take them out of the water.
- In, out, in, out. - [laughing]
Witnessing this deck team right now is pretty awesome.
Luka has reeled it in, he'’s focused.
You tell him what'’s happening,
he course-corrects, and he implements it.
That'’s a great leader.
Okay, you'’re good.
- All right, ready, honey? - Yeah.
Can you do that bin, please?
Can you take that bin out?
Yeah.
Is Kyle coming?
No.
But I need you to take everything
that is glitz and glamor.
Yeah.
And then you can go get dressed.
Yo man?
Do you want to go on break now or later?
I think now is better.
Yeah, you go down for two hours now.
Two hours, my friends.
What are you doing?
Whatever.
[grunting]
Oh, yeah.
My bed. I want my bed.
That'’s annoying me now.
How is Kyle? Did you check him?
Yeah, he'’s still in bed.
What is it?
Oh, my gosh. Get out of here with this table.
That'’s so nice.
This is really, really beautiful.
Cabins.
I'’m going to put my blacks on.
Kyle.
Are you, like, sick, sick?
Maybe you should go to the doctor.
Because your headache should be better by now.
This isn'’t normal.
Okay.
Can I get an espresso martini when you get a moment?
Of course.
Nurse Terry. Hi, it'’s Captain Sandy.
I have a crew member, Kyle,
who'’s been complaining of a headache.
I'’m a little concerned,
so I'’d like to get him to the doctor.
If you could help facilitate that.
All right, bye-bye.
Luka, Luka, can you please come to the bridge?
Copy.
You guys make me very nervous.
I'’m a visual learner, so when Tumi shows me stuff,
the light bulb goes off.
- And she goes this way. - How did you do that?
So you lift it.
The tighter the better, and then you take in this one.
Like this button needs to go under.
For the pillows, just go like this.
I'’m never going to fold a towel the same way, that'’s for sure.
So, Kyle, I would like you
to tender him ashore so he can go see a doctor.
Are you happy for Lara to take him in?
Yeah, Lara'’s fine.
And then she can just standby on the dock for the dancers.
Thank you so much.
Yo, yo, you'’re going to take Kylie to the dock now.
I'’m definitely worried about Kyle,
like it doesn'’t seem good.
Everyone'’s----ing breaking, second by second.
I don'’t know who we'’re going to lose next.
Lara, Lara, the dancers are on the dock.
Copy that.
Your chariot awaits.
We'’re going to get you taken care of.
- Sorry about that, Cap. - Don'’t be sorry.
Is that Kyle?
Thank you.
Is Kylie working or is...
- Good job. - Thank you.
My head, I have no idea what'’s going on.
Ever since yesterday, man.
I know it'’s not a hangover.
No, it'’s definitely not a hangover.
- Look at that. - Lara'’s gone.
Lara?
- Lara'’s picking them up. - Oh, right.
And she'’s dropping Kyle off. Kyle'’s gone.
- Kyle? Where'’d he go? - To the hospital.
- Oh. - Oh, my God.
I'’m like, great.
Great, great, great, great, great.
I need his energy, this charter.
[laughing]
I'’m never going to be Kyle for these guys.
And these guys already have a relationship with Kyle,
so it would have just, you know, added to the guest experience.
I'’m never going to reach their level of craziness.
It'’s not happening. We'’re pretty much screwed.
Au revoir.
Haleigh'’s not coming.
Kyle'’s going to the hospital.
- When? - Now.
No. I'’m shook. I'’m really confused.
Nice.
Yeah.
Lily, Lily, what'’s your location?
I'’m doing cabins.
Copy, I'’m coming.
- Lily! Lily? - Yeah?
Hi.
But I'’ve literally made the bed, like, four or five times.
As time goes on, you just, like,
it gets tighter and tighter.
I am extremely shocked that Lily is actually managing.
A light bulb just went on in Lily'’s head.
Like, I am actually proud of her.
All righty, thank you. I'’ll come check on you.
Thanks.
- Bye, Slick, love you. - Bye.
Feel better soon, please.
What are you doing?
What?
I'’m so tired.
Oh, did you not get a break?
I did, but I'’m still tired.
- Did you sleep? - Mm-hmm.
Grumpy bum.
I am starting to like Luka a lot.
He is showing me so much affection.
Makes me think that he likes me a little more.
She'’s a cute girl.
I enjoy hanging out with her, and she'’s funny.
She'’s fun.
No, I'’m not worried about getting attached.
Are you the dancers?
- We'’re the dancers. - Yeah?
Yeah. All right.
His food smells so good.
Welcome to Lara'’s Adventure.
Woo!
Mama-sita. They look good.
[laughing]
I'’m going to have to go downstairs to get the dancers.
- Okay. - Hey, ladies.
It'’s time to get off.
Yeah, if you guys just want to go with Tumi.
Do you want to come with me?
Oh, their shoes.
Cheffy, these are... dancers.
Hi.
[laughing]
What kind of lessons?
What other lessons do I want to teach them, you know?
I don'’t know.
Probably.
You can get dressed in here.
Okay.
Billy and I had a fantastic time in Rio.
So we wanted to bring Rio to the Med.
- What? - Where are these women?
Do you want to dance for them?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I might have a heart attack.
Can I help you?
- [laughing] - Oh.
Where did they find these women?
Tumi, they'’re ready.
Copy, I'’m coming.
Wow.
You guys want to stay on board for the night?
Can I put sensors on my eyes?
- Are you guys ready? - Oh, my God.
[shouting]
Oh, my God!
[shouting]
Oh, my God! You'’re beautiful.
You got to work.
Oh, girl!
Woo!
Yes, Ron, yes!
Oh, my God.
Hey, thank you so much. Thank you.
So, do you guys want to change?
I don'’t know what this is.
- Yes. - It'’s a lei.
Jess, Jess, Tumi.
We'’re going to start seating the guests.
Copy, on my way.
Dinner'’s going to be super hot.
I don'’t know if that'’s a good idea.
God, it'’s hot, [bleep] me.
Yeah.
[laughing]
Ha!
Blow in my mouth.
Yeah. Medium well is on the way.
Yeah.
It'’s like nine o'clock.
- Okay. - This is your first steak.
This is the picanha.
Yes.
I would like two of those, please.
- Yes. - Delicious.
Can I quickly eat something?
Yeah. Go eat.
So what'’s this one?
- Flank. - Flank.
Tumi.
Well, I'’ll just try this and see how it goes.
- Okay. - We went down there.
We'’re like, hey...
Yeah.
- Not bloody. - Yeah.
And then there wasn'’t a range of temperatures.
They'’re just looking for something to complain about.
And I'’m not going to tell Chef about this,
because there'’s no real complaint.
He heard me, he acknowledged me,
and he still decided to take the medium rare steak.
That'’s on him.
Coming up...
Get ready for the big gay breakfast.
All I'’m going to do is make it rainbow-y.
That'’s all I can - ing think of.
Chef'’s special is rainbow pancakes.
That his specialty. Food coloring.
I know how to make it myself.
- Too pinky? - Yeah.
Tumi, we'’re heading to the swim platform with the dancers.
Watch out, girl. Don'’t full.
Cheffy, I need a more well-done picanha.
- Yeah, grab it. - What is this one?
This is the well-done.
Here'’s your well-done. Is that better?
Amazing, yes.
- Is there more picanha? - Yeah, yeah.
That'’s perfect. That'’s perfect.
Oh, this is good.
That'’s really good.
- See you soon. - Bye-bye.
- [alarm beeps] - Oh, no.
Jess, Jess, Tumi.
Copy.
Proud of you, Lily.
Good job.
Whoa, is this real?
I feel like a proud parent.
Lily is learning.
Jess, Jess, we can clear now.
Copy, on my way.
I'’m gonna go get him now.
So I think we'’re waiting for dessert.
Oh, yeah, we have a wardrobe adjustment.
Glam party.
She did very well with the cabins.
Like, I'’m so proud of her.
Okay, jump in, bro. All yours
Thank you for the Ferrari.
The boat is amazing, but I mean, there'’s not much flavor.
- What? - What?
Wow.
- I'’m taking two. - Yeah, good.
We have caramelized banana with strawberry gelato.
Lovely.
All of that sounds exquisite.
- Thank you so much. - Matthew, you will enjoy it.
Yeah.
That banana is amazing.
- Oh, my God. - It'’s incredible.
Dinner was super mediocre, but this is really, really good.
You did such a good job in the cabins.
- Really? Yay! - So proud.
Yes.
I loved dinner.
- You loved it? - I loved it.
Amazing.
All right, Max, I'’m going to go to bed.
Dinner'’s done. They were happy.
Lovely.
Yay.
You really did a good job.
Movements.
You did good.
Some people just need the time.
If I look back at me, I thrived when I was put alone
in laundry and housekeeping,
because I figured out how I navigated
through what needs to be done,
and she just needed the space to do that.
That'’s what I learned from this, so I'’m really proud of her.
Oi!
Are you okay?
I think so.
I'’ve known Katie for, like, four years.
She used to date one of my friends,
and I know that she'’s worked with Sandy in the past.
I just wanted to say thank you so much for this season.
Make sure they'’re always in the middle of the chair.
So it'’s nice and even.
You'’re going to be on Mids.
I'’ll have you on lunch, and I'’ll do, lates.
Okay.
What'’s your history?
My history?
We don'’t really have any history.
We'’ve hung out a few times.
Why, what are you trying to get at?
Do you know [unintelligible]?
Yep. Lily?
Do you know [unintelligible]?
- [unintelligible] - [unintelligible]
I do recognize it. Where was that from?
Scallops.
There we go.
- Love. - Oh, thank you.
You are hot.
Oh, look how cute this is.
Do you guys want some glitter?
- Why not? - Yes, yes, yes.
Welcome to the glitter station.
- I'’ve arrived. - Yes, baby!
This is fabulous.
It feels like junior high all over again.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa. No, no, no.
[vocalizing]
Yes!
I'’m the Brazilian lady.
Oh!
Max, do you want to help with them plates?
Oh...
Shall we retire?
Love you. Good night.
Bye-bye.
I'’m so tired.
[alarm beeps]
[yawns]
I'’m so tired.
[yawns]
How was your sleep?
Good morning, Cheffy.
Good morning, Tumi.
Tuminator.
What'’s happening?
Getting ready for the big gay breakfast?
I love it, mate.
I'’m trained in classical cuisines.
I'’ve never been trained in gay breakfast.
Like, what does that even mean?
All I'’m going to do is make it rainbowy.
That'’s all I can----ing think of.
I'’ll get some life jackets out.
Good morning.
Oh, my.
It'’s too early for that.
The big question is, where does this go?
Matthew will show you.
Shall I start on cabins?
- Yes, please. - Thank you.
Rainbow pancakes.
- Max, Max, Luka. - Yeah, go ahead.
Start on the platform, please.
Okay, coming.
Wow.
Those are so fun.
- Hey, good morning. - Good morning.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Have you got maple syrup and all that upstairs?
I'’ll just put it on the table.
- Thank you for joining us. - Oh, my gosh.
Thank you for having me.
How'’d you sleep?
- Amazing. - Yeah?
- Oh, stop. - That'’s hilarious.
I just want to tell you the chef'’s special
is rainbow pancakes.
What is a rainbow pancake?
It'’s a colorful pancake.
It'’s his specialty food coloring.
I know how to make it myself.
Oh, my God. Here we go.
But you can order whatever you want.
I'’ll have the pancakes with scrambled eggs on the side.
Yes, I'’m in.
Really working on our winter bodies here with these pancakes.
- Ladies first. - Thank you.
Rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
I really like chaotic guests,
but guests that have notes on everything
are the guests that I don'’t want.
I don'’t need you nitpicking everything.
Like, come on.
Coming up...
I need to find food because there is no food for me.
There'’s asparagus as well.
- Oh, so there was food for him. - Yeah.
I don'’t like to be lied to.
Yes.
That'’s all you need to do now, say you'’re sorry.
No.
Ladies first.
Rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
Jack did an excellent job at preparing breakfast.
Tumi did an awesome job at service.
I don'’t think the clients were overjoyed,
and the missing link was Kyle.
Tumi has poise.
Kyle'’s just fun.
They'’re just a dream team.
Mmm.
It'’s really good.
You'’re in L.A. though, right?
No, I moved in with Leah.
I met Leah on Facebook.
I clicked on her, went she'’s hot.
[laughing]
I reckon this is the best setup we'’ve had.
Is the party started?
- Yeah, let'’s get in the water. - Yeah.
They want to play in the water.
Perfect. We'’re ready for them.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
This tray is everything.
Woo!
This is major Lily vibes.
- Hi, this is Sandy. - Hi, Captain.
It'’s Kyle speaking.
How are you?
I'’m good, Kyle. Are you on your way back?
If someone can come and get me.
- We'’ll send a tender now. - I'’ll be there.
All right, great.
Mimosa, mimosa.
I need to put another wig on.
I feel like every time I put a wig on, I get energy.
Oh! [laughing]
Kyle'’s coming back.
Oh, sweet.
Will you go get him at the dock?
- Sure. - Can I drive?
Can I go there?
You have a chair here if you want, bro.
You can ship.
Bro, you can go if you want.
I'’m so busy that I feel like I'’m an octopus here
with eight hands,
and I'’m doing like everything at the same time.
Amore!
Oh, child.
What is that?
Pasta.
Mm.
I need something different. Can I try the Tumilicious?
Tumilicious, sure. But do you like lychee?
Let me just try a little bit.
I don'’t think you like lychee.
It'’s a lot of food, isn't it?
Yeah.
Ca va.
No compliments. Yet.
- Are you okay? - I am okay.
I'’m shocked that you went to hospital and everything.
After running a bunch of tests at the hospital,
it came to the conclusion that I have exhaustion, dehydration,
and I'’ve been suffering a migraine.
I feel immense guilt.
I don'’t want to let the guests down.
I don'’t want to let Tumi down.
But also having dehydration and exhaustion,
that'’s normally what celebrities get hospitalized for.
So, am I a celebrity?
Are you working more now than ever?
Yeah, I finished 2 a.m. yesterday.
- Really? - Yeah, man.
Kyle! Kyle, we'’re so happy!
Oh, no.
Guess who'’s back?
So happy you'’re back.
Thank you so much.
Your headache is better?
Exhausted as hell.
Yeah, drink, drink, drink. We'’re so happy you're back.
Thank you, Cap. I really appreciate you.
Like, you have to like lychee to like the drink.
Huh.
I mean, it'’s good.
It'’s just you really have to like lychee.
I wouldn'’t have it as a martini, yeah.
All of this, we'’re going to put on the dock.
That, the kayak and big dog,
and we'’re just going to lift the tinder and skis.
Bro, it'’s going to be like - ing two hours again.
I'’m just going to start slowly.
Okay, coming down.
Did you open these valves already?
- Yes, I did. - Okay.
I need a red bull.
You want a red bull?
I need a red bull.
- Kylie. - Yo.
What did I tell you?
Even climbing these stairs, I'’m like, got a headache,
but I'’m like, I need to come see these guests
and keep them entertained for five minutes.
I mean, I would wait on going to...
I would really wait.
Is it that bad?
My energy is draining.
This is the one of yesterday. Eat a little bit.
There'’s asparagus as well.
So, why you don'’t eat it?
- Luka. - Yeah.
I'’m going to eat,
but first I need to find food because this is no food for me.
There was a lot of food.
Yeah, but everyone has been strong
- So, now there'’s no food. - Just ask the chef.
- No. - Yes.
Well, well, well...
- It'’s about time. - Well.
Oh, hi, I'’m Billy. I don'’t even recognize you.
- Hi, Billy. I'’m Kyle. - Hi.
I'’m the second stew on board those boat.
The second stew, are you sure?
Yeah.
You'’re not third or fourth?
Hi, love.
Hey, sway.
There is no food, bro.
What?
I still didn'’t eat and there's no food in the fridge.
Just meat.
Yeah.
- Voila. - Oh, yeah, I forgot.
He told me that he went to go eat.
I said there'’s a vegetarian pasta.
He said, no, I don'’t want pasta.
Well, that'’s not my----ing problem.
Oh, so there was food for him.
Yeah.
- But he didn'’t want it. - Yeah.
Max, come to the bridge. Max, to the bridge.
I don'’t like to be lied to.
- Don'’t ever lie to me again. - What?
You said there was no food for you downstairs.
You came up here, pitching a fit.
- There was pasta. - I didn'’t know.
This is the one of yesterday?
There'’s asparagus as well.
You looked at the pasta and you said, is this from last night?
I said that'’s a vegetarian pasta.
No, because I don'’t want the pasta.
Well, then we don'’t come up here and say there'’s no food for you.
- Yeah. - There was food.
But no, Max, what you did was wrong.
There was food.
It'’s you just didn't want that food.
Yeah.
Why don'’t you start with that?
You just didn'’t want it.
That'’s my point.
We'’ve been down two crew members this charter.
I know the extra work on Max
and the rest of the debt crew is tiring, but I don'’t like liars.
I don'’t like liars.
- Yes. - That'’s all you need to do now.
- Say you'’re sorry. - No.
[bleep].
It'’s like, I understand people get hungry and they'’re tired.
I was, I didn'’t want to come up here and make a scene.
I was just saying--
You didn'’t, Lara.
Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean..."
What are they doing?
Close the door.
Things are very exciting with Luka.
Feels pretty good.
Hey, boyfriend.
Yeah.
Is that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?
She wanted to come see us.
Luka'’s smitten. He likes her.
Are we ready?
That looks disgusting!
- Are we eating? - Yeah.
I would...
I think I mashed it.
No, other way.
Has anyone complained about the food?
No one'’s said anything to me.
Jack? There'’s a bit of a stumble.
A little more gay fun.
A little less hotel.
I don'’t complain. I am exhausted.
You get asked to do something, you got to do it.
I have a crew member that I'’d like to get to the doctor.
Sandy wants me off the boat.
If Haleigh doesn'’t come back,
and I'’m just down to Max and Luka,
I won'’t be able to leave the dock for the next charter.
Oh, I hate this.