I'’m starting to like Luka a lot.
I haven'’t known Katie for like four years.
I know she'’s worked with Sandy in the past.
We'’ve hung out a few times.
Repeat charter client.
How was it the first time?
Not good.
I love medium, but like more medium plus-ish.
- Not bloody. - Yeah.
This is a picanha.
Is there anything that'’s just a little more done?
- I'’ll have another Moscow Mule. - I need another plate.
I'’ll get you another plate.
Can we get more flatware?
Order the Beluga caviar.
Here we go.
I hate them already.
I'’ve got the worst migraine.
Kyle'’s feeling ill at the moment.
Oh, no.
I'’d like to get him to the doctor.
Sorry about that, Cap.
There'’s something not right with me right now.
We should get you to the doctor.
We'’re down two crew.
So happy you'’re back.
Please don'’t do me like last time.
You'’re gonna get a break this afternoon.
I need to find food because there'’s no food for me.
Just ask the chef.
Oh, so there was food for him.
Yeah.
- But he didn'’t want it. - Yeah.
Max, come to the bridge. Max, to the bridge.
I don'’t like to be lied to.
Max, come to the bridge. Max, to the bridge.
I don'’t like to be lied to.
- Don'’t ever lie to me again. - What?
You said there was no food for you downstairs.
You came up here, pitching a fit.
There was pasta?
No, because I don'’t want the pasta.
Well, then don'’t come up here and say there'’s no food for you.
- Yeah. - There was food.
But no, Max.
- It'’s like not... - What you did was wrong.
There was food. It'’s you just didn't want it.
There was the pasta.
That'’s my point.
Yeah.
What you need to do now, say you'’re sorry.
No.
Yeah, he'’s a baby.
I understand people get hungry and they'’re tired.
I was, I didn'’t want to come up here and make a scene.
- I was just saying... - You didn'’t, Lara.
Max, please come back to the bridge.
Okay, I'’m going to go to the bow.
Yeah, he'’s upset with me now.
The fruit got thrown away?
Well, you did lie to me.
I don'’t tolerate lying or insubordination.
I was going to have a talk with the chef.
The chef'’s going to be blindsided and go,
"What do you mean, captain? There'’s no food."
So Max'’s lie affects other people.
That'’s not okay.
It wasn'’t intentional.
I think you were just frustrated.
Because this is a new schedule for you.
That'’s it. You just need some food.
I'’m going to make sure you get it.
- I'’m sorry, Captain. - It'’s okay, Max.
Oh, my God. There'’s so much to catch up on.
I'’m not supposed to be sitting, but I'’m dizzy.
- Sorry. - How was the season?
It'’s been an interesting ride for me.
Stupid drama.
Why would you go to Tumi behind my back?
Our friendship'’s never been real.
You'’ve been a fake-ass bitch talking sh-- behind my back
since day one.
I don'’t want a person like you on board.
You know, coming in, you have expectations.
And I think that was my downfall.
Same.
Has anyone complained about the food?
No one'’s said anything to me.
Coming on, I was like, I'’m going to meet with the chef.
I'’m going to talk about what I want,
the temperature of the meat.
And then the picanha came out and it was bloody.
This is the picanha.
But it'’s like, if you're just going to do whatever
you'’re going to do, there's no value in me telling you.
Well, I haven'’t looked at the menu and stuff.
I'’ll got and have a bit of a chat.
Perfect.
Let'’s see how it'’s going in here.
Oh, the laundry room looks so good.
Let me quickly put that in there.
That'’s fine.
Lily'’s definitely been a saving grace this charter.
Like, whatever Captain Sandy told her,
it just clicked in Lily'’s little brain.
I have given you this opportunity.
One more chance.
I'’m learning being a chief, you always
kind of need to remind yourself,
I once was in that position.
And just allowing people the space and the time to grow.
You have to give them the chance.
Thank you so much.
Oh, good. You have some.
Yeah.
This is vegetarian, right?
- I believe. - Jeez, this whole plate.
That'’s for Max Eat it all.
Wow.
Let him eat it because that'’s all he's eating.
We'’re putting everything out.
Yeah, I know.
I just want 10 minutes for me to relax, to breathe.
You got 10 minutes.
- All right. - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Hi, friends. - Hi.
Between six and eight, we have access to this private castle
in Santa Margherita.
You guys want to do happy hour there with some light snacks
and then come over and do dinner?
- Yeah, I'’m good with that. - Yeah.
Okay, awesome.
These guests are very specific in what they want.
I am missing Kyle particularly in this charter
because Kyle brings the energy that they need.
We compliment each other really well
because there'’s some charters that are intolerable
for him like the Florida girls.
Super wild.
They want drinks every two seconds.
I love that.
Where the [bleep] is Kyle?
And then dealing with demanding Billy.
He has the ability to manage that.
You got the zoom-zooms?
Got the zoom-zooms.
Mm-hmm.
Like, what do you think?
- Katie. - Katie?
Yeah.
No.
According to Sandy, because I know Katie,
she must be my girlfriend.
I don'’t think Sandy has a clue about me and Jess at the moment.
It'’s always best if the captain doesn'’t know these things.
Stay right here.
Then you are going to go with the guests,
and you'’re going to make them cocktails
with some of the energy that you have inside of you.
I got energy.
Okay, copy.
We are getting the guests off.
They'’re going to the castle.
So I'’m going to send...
- Hey, Jess. - It'’s my boyfriend.
So you'’re going to come with us?
Yeah.
Yes...
Billy and Lily.
- Meant to be. - Billy and Lily. That'’s right.
Sweet.
Max, Max, Luka.
Can you please come to the swim platform?
Maxi, you'’re going to go.
Yeah, I'’ll go.
Lukey!
Yeah, I'’m just going to go because...
Where is Max?
He'’s being a baby.
- We'’re going. - Ready?
- Should we go? - I'’m sitting here.
Yeah.
What the [bleep]?
He was in his room crying
because I wanted him to go ashore.
Oh, my God.
And he'’s tired. He wants to go to bed.
He needs to digest his food.
Shut the [bleep] up.
We'’re all tired, go lie in your----ing bed.
Suck on your thumb, man.
I don'’t want to hear your complaining anymore.
All you have to do is write down a name.
You can write down Lily, Elton John, I'’ll read them out.
And if you get it right, they'’re out,
and the game carries on with smaller people.
I'’ve got a huge family,
and we'’ve always played these games in it since I was a baby.
So they'’ve kind of been bred in me.
King Kong, Janet Jackson, Martha Stewart, Charles Darwin,
and George Washington.
When I play it with my family,
the person who wins is the name they'’ve forgotten,
because I'’m only allowed to say it twice,
and everyone'’s too drunk to remember them.
I think Martha Stewart is you.
No.
Yee-haw.
It'’s a lot of sh--.
You were Charles Darwin?
No.
Ryan, I think you'’re Charles Darwin.
No.
I think that'’s it.
- And you'’re Donkey Kong? - No, King Kong.
King Kong!
You'’re gonna get on, and then I'’m gonna stay here.
Yeah.
Max, Max, Luka.
Go ahead.
Hey, we'’re returning now,
so we'’re gonna be there in three minutes.
For tonight, how many courses?
Multi-course, blind-folded.
Two elements on the plate, so they can taste it.
I'’m doing classic combinations,
like steak and pepper, tomato and basil.
But it'’s gonna be small plates, eh?
- Yeah. - Cool.
Things are very exciting with Luka.
It feels pretty good.
It'’s just weird.
It'’s like normally, I like medium ugly guys,
because I know that they'’ll stick around.
- Okay. - Woo-hoo.
That was really fun. Thank you.
- We'’ll play it again. - For sure.
Yeah, we can track that in there.
Working on a yacht, you have to be a team player,
especially when you'’re a person down.
I'’m Max's boss. I'’ve been up since 6 a.m.
I haven'’t had a----ing break.
If I tell him to do something, he needs to----ing do it.
Thank you.
Lily, grab the food.
Bye.
Is that the castle?
- Hello. - Hello.
Yeah.
I carry the people, the vibes, the food.
- Thanks for dinner, Jack. - Yeah.
Oh, this feels like exercise.
- Woo! - Eh!
Cheers.
There'’re kings, there're queens,
but there'’s no one as nice as Billy.
Here, here.
What'’s up?
- Is it dinner? - Yeah, man.
I'’m going to grab a quick bite
and then we'’ll lift the jetskis.
What is that?
Fish pie.
Which one'’s the Irish and which one'’s the English?
I should know, but I don'’t know.
Is that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?
She wanted to come see us.
You know, I knew it was her because...
your face.
Luka'’s Smitten.
What----ing girlfriend?
Smitten? What'’s Smitten?
Smitten, crush.
Captain Sandy has no idea.
what'’s going on with Jess and Luka.
I'’m really curious how Luka is going to get himself
out of this one.
Coming up...
- Where are you? - Where are you?
No, wait.
Oh, [bleep].
I think I mashed it.
Oh, sh--.
Is that your girlfriend texting you from the other boat?
You know, I knew it was her because...
look at his face.
Let'’s lift this jetski, bro.
Like how he changes the subject.
Luka, is there something we don'’t know?
No.
We'’ve got a mutual friend.
What are you doing?
He likes her.
I'’m going to go set the table.
I'’ll help you.
Luka looks guilty.
Telling Captain Sandy he has a crush on some girl.
He'’s making out with me.
I'’m just----ing triggered.
Yeah, it'’s really pretty.
Food on the table.
- What kind of meat is this? - That'’s parma ham.
And that'’s bruschetta.
This is fabulous.
Oh, should I make some spicy margaritas?
- I'’ll take one. - Yeah, I'’ll take one as well.
- You'’ve got it. - You do it.
Well, I like spicy.
Bring it.
I was a bartender for two years.
I wanted to make more tips.
So me and this one girl, we take off our shirts
and we just get on the bar and we just do body shots.
It'’s muddled.
Tips started rolling in, making that dollar like a stripper.
But...
Now, Billy, tell us if it'’s too spicy.
Ah!
- No. - No, it'’s really good.
That'’s good, no, it'’s good, yeah.
Okay, let'’s muddle some more.
Give this a good rinse.
Yeah, I'’m going to.
But you'’ve had some food and you'’re feeling better.
Yeah, I feel like...
This is when I ask you to do something.
Yeah. Me, too. I started at six o'’clock.
You get asked to do something, you got to do it.
Yeah.
You can'’t just complain or go to your room.
Yeah, because we just gave up on you.
We were like, he'’s not going to do it.
I haven'’t had a break either, bro.
Especially when we'’re person down.
Looks like a funeral, perfect.
I'’m going to make welcome towels then for when they come back.
Perfect, that would be great.
We have to be out here completely by eight.
- Oh. - So we might need to...
- Walk down. - Yeah.
Hello.
Luka, can you come in two minutes?
Max is going to come in, so I'’ll go grab him.
- All right, cheers. - Sweet.
Okay, first course.
Oysters with mignonette sauce.
What utensil do they need?
I can'’t give them an oyster fork.
- Just a spoon. - A spoon.
They want to go now. I'’ll pull the tinder in.
All right, you know where to go?
Yeah, bro.
That'’s Max's away on the tender, to go get the guests.
Piss off.
Ahoy!
Lily.
- Should we get on, Max? - Yeah.
Perfect. Thank you so much. You'’re welcome.
Laundry.
Yeah.
She is a badass.
She will beat you up.
Luka, Luka, Max, I am coming back home.
Copy that. We can see you.
Woo.
- How was it? - Amazing.
- It was really cool. - So good.
- Was it really? - The service impeccable.
All right, you guys can jump off now.
- Welcome back. - Thank you.
That'’s the tender away to get the other crew and equipment.
Copy.
, [bleep].
ing heavy.
Okay, so the secret to dining in the dark
- relies heavily on the service. - Okay.
You have to explain to us where the things are on the table.
Okay.
- Don'’t worry, I got you. - The pressure'’s on you.
- Okay. - I got you.
All right.
That'’s a----ing wrap, eh?
I hope they like these oysters.
They can take it and do this.
Oh... that looks disgusting.
As I say, I can do whatever I want, so they can'’t see it.
So, I can'’t wait.
This table looks really great.
It'’s so pretty.
Do they have our masks out?
- They do. - Oh, they do!
Ooh.
Max is definitely unique.
He'’s got some wacky personality.
There'’s some kind of energy there, because...
Good night, Lily.
He does make me laugh though, so I'’ll give him that.
We'’re back!
Let'’s just get the interior stuff on,
and we'’re going to lift all of that sh-- up.
Come, Max, stop----ing fornicating over here.
Let'’s go.
I'’m going to get my senses ready to go.
My God, Rod, are you ready for this?
- This is so much fun. - I think I am.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
Are you ready for this?
No.
We have to direct them.
So, like if I say, put the fork
two centimeters to the left.
Are we starting?
You guys look so much better now.
We'’re going to have to adjust them.
That'’s going to be so messy.
- Are we ready? - Okay, so put on the things.
- You can put on the things. - Okay.
I'’m nervous about dining in the dark,
because I'’ve never done it.
Where are you?
Kyle'’s down.
This is definitely going to be a test
of my communication skills.
Can you guys see anything?
Who said that?
Where are you?
No, wait.
Oh, sh--. Help.
Coming up...
These need to go to your ex-boyfriend, Luka.
If I keep hanging out with someone
then I'’m bound to get attached.
I'’m starting to, like, catch myself getting attached.
Can you guys see anything?
- I think I'’m closing my eyes. - Who said that?
Oh, y'’all are real good at this.
- Yeah. - This is gonna be great.
These are ready.
Tumi, Tumi, we'’re ready.
- You can bring it up. - All right.
Follow my voice.
Oh, I found the shot.
You found the shot?
Tumi, do we take it now or should we wait?
No, wait. You have to wait for the food first.
Oh, okay, okay.
You know what it is?
- Yes. - Mignonette.
Chuck that in there.
So you just go down until I come grab you.
I'’m putting a plate down.
You have a plate and then you have a ramekin.
So feel the plate. Can you feel it?
Can you feel the ramekin inside the plate?
- Yes. - Perfect.
Now on your right, you'’ve got a spoon.
Now put the spoon inside the ramekin.
Ooh.
- Oh, wow. - Are we eating?
- Yeah. - What is that?
I don'’t know, but it'’s really good.
It'’s an oyster.
- No, is it? - Yeah.
- It'’s an oyster. - Yeah.
It tastes mignonette.
Mm, that was delicious.
- Can I tell you what it is? - Yeah.
It is an oyster with mignonette sauce.
- Oh. - Ooh.
Well done!
Okay, now you can take your shot.
It'’s like a lemon drop.
Ooh, like a limoncello.
First course, check.
It'’s actually only been a week,
and I'’ve gone from being rubbish to good.
Imagine me in a year.
Do you guys maybe, do you want to keep
your things on until we like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
- Yeah, we can'’t break the... - Okay.
The concentration.
Where'’s my water?
- Two minutes. - Yeah, copy.
What are you going to serve with this?
Okay, let me know when it'’s ready.
Yeah, their ready.
All I can think of is boy, avoid, avoid, avoid.
Tumi, Tumi, we'’re on our way.
While I am hurt, I have to be on service.
With Tumi, I need to focus on work.
There we go.
Have you ever used a fork as a knife?
No, I would.
I think I, I think I mashed it.
No, other way.
There we go.
- Close, okay. - Close, more up.
Oh my God, I can'’t find it.
Here.
Put it on the fork for me, please.
What'’s happening?
Perfect.
Oh.
Mmm.
It is a fish.
- It'’s salmon. - It'’s like a steaky fish.
Is it a swordfish?
So this is a yellowtail.
I told you it was a whitefish.
And the sauce is saffron.
- Oh. - Oh, really?
The sauce was delicious, but the problem is that
I just ate the sauce before I got to the fish.
So the fish had no sauce.
It was just fish.
Cheffy, Cheffy, we'’re ready for the next dish.
Obviously, I like Jess a little bit more than a friend.
We'’re not in a relationship.
I'’m not----ing dating Katie Flood,
like we'’re just friends, just friends.
Woo!
Even if I was texting her as more than a friend, then...
nah, it doesn'’t really.
Like, I would, yeah. I don'’t know.
Primary. That'’s for him.
I wanted to scare you.
There she is.
- You guys really can'’t see. - No.
And our eyes are closed underneath anyway.
I'’m so taking that at my house.
Whoa.
This is going to be slightly more complicated
because you have to use two utensils.
Use your intuition.
Oh, other way.
Perfect.
What do we think it is?
All the pepper.
It'’s steak.
What type?
Like a ribeye?
No.
It is a ribeye.
What?
You'’re getting me in trouble.
Yeah, you got him in trouble.
- With who? - Jess.
- Oh, I-- - They'’ve been swaying.
She'’s really mad at me.
I don'’t know anything.
She doesn'’t want to sway him now anymore.
It'’s done now.
Stop doing this.
I had no idea that him and Jess have a thing going.
So that whole time I said...
Don'’t hate the player.
Hate the game.
Whoops.
Lily, Lily, Tumi, are you done yet?
Yeah, I'’m just in laundry.
So I'’ve done the cabins.
Copy.
Oh, yeah.
Red wine, poached pear.
Anyone with the pear on can go, man.
How many courses are left?
- You'’ve got one more. - Okay.
We'’re coming.
With the last one.
Hurray!
You'’ve got a spoon, everybody.
It'’s on your right, perfect.
Mm, chocolate mousse.
Mm-hmm.
- Is it good? - Delicious.
This is excellent. With a pear.
Pair of what?
You'’re welcome, I'’m here all week.
Do you feel like you'’re just being emotional or?
I don'’t know what it is.
You'’re just going to have to have a few drinks,
and you'’ll be like...
No.
Have we finish dinner? Can we take our blindfolds off?
- Sure. - Sure.
Three.
- Oh, it'’s so bright. - Oh my God.
How was that?
That was really great.
Thank you for doing that. That was really fun.
It was so much fun.
That was amazing.
Between Jess'’s disastrous love life,
and Kyle being ill, and Lily thriving,
we'’ve done really, really well.
I'’m going to bed.
I'’m fine with going to bed, too.
I'’m honestly, like, shook.
I get it, I have empathy, but I'’ve not had a fair trial.
I'’m trying to prove my innocence.
I think I need to start looking into getting a lawyer,
and it'’s definitely not going to be Sandy.
Coming up...
Babe, you need to go back to bed.
I'’m going to work.
No, you don'’t.
Ugh...
Lily, I'’m going to bed, but when you'’re done, take this out.
Yeah.
- Thank you so much. - No worries.
- Bye-bye, my cheri. - See you tomorrow.
Do you guys have late night snacks?
Well, the chef'’s asleep, but we have snacks.
Let me go put this away, and then I'’ll think of something.
Okay, perfect, thank you so much.
Max, they want, like, food.
- They want food? - Yeah.
Let'’s make some guacamole.
We need onion, tomato, coriander, lime.
If you have this, do you know how to do it?
Yeah.
I need lime.
Find an onion, as well.
I find! I found it!
Yay, finally.
- Red wine vinegar. - Red wine vinegar?
Yeah.
No, that'’s wine.
Shit, we should have just asked for----ing milkshakes.
Oh, you'’re making reds. It'’s the goods.
Tell me.
- Lime. - Lemon.
Okay, you'’re going to have to chop up these.
- Did she die? - I think so.
Ooh la la. Oh, maybe this one?
Um, yeah.
Interesting.
Three hours later.
Thank you.
Mmm, you like it?
This is so good.
We need to go to my yacht now.
You want a lot of water after.
Thank you guys so much.
- Pleasure. - Where are you?
- Thank you. - Sleep well.
Don'’t make out.
I'’m done.
See you tomorrow.
Sleep well, sweet dreams.
Oh, no.
Deck crew? Deck crew.
Copy, Sandy.
Luka, I'’ll wake Max up.
Oh, thank you.
- Yeah. - Okay.
Morning, Cheffy.
Hi.
I woke up feeling really rough.
Thanks for waking up, bro.
She'’s got the flu, bro. She'’s going to fall on us.
No, I'’m not.
- You'’ve got the flu, dude. - The flu.
Anchor up.
Copy that, lifting the anchor.
Good morning, guys.
Yeah, sure.
- Anchor at home. - Thanks, Max.
And I love how you say anchor.
You go back to bed when we get into port.
Lily, Lily, Tumi.
Could you please pack for the primary?
Sure.
This needs to go to your ex-boyfriend, Luka.
Ha!
So what are you thinking?
Like, if I keep hanging out with someone,
then I'’m bound to get attached.
Yeah.
And I think that'’s why this whole thing really bothered me,
was because I'’m starting to catch myself getting attached.
If I'’m all about being present,
then I might as well just enjoy these last few days.
And then that'’s it.
What do you think?
Okay.
Full blast.
I'’m taking over today for sure.
I'’m here now.
Finally, the pain is gone.
The fact that the team has done so well,
even when I was not present.
Tumi, good on you, girl.
You the boss bitch I came to work with.
- Laundry. - Yes.
I wouldn'’t know that laugh anywhere.
- Oh! - Hi.
Hi, gorgeous.
How are you?
Oh, I'’m so glad to hear that on our last day of the charter.
It'’s like when you come, I have the migraine.
When you leave, I'’m all of a sudden feeling fantastic.
- It'’s so weird. - Weird.
Yeah, lots.
Mm-hmm.
This whole situation is really annoying,
but at the same time, it'’s not my business
on who he'’s talking to.
Just because we'’re hooking up
and maybe don'’t want to be in a relationship
doesn'’t mean I don'’t care about her.
I'’m going to check on the guests.
I'’m not going to deprive myself of having fun.
I'’m just going to go into all of this with my eyes open.
Yeah, I never said to Jess that I wanted a relationship,
so there'’s no strings.
Imagine if people found out I was texting Natalya...
Coming up...
- Shut the door! - Bye!
Close the door!
How are you feeling?
I feel better when I just lie down and like...
Bro, let'’s just get this thing on the dock
and then you can chill out.
- The bar? - Yeah.
Fine.
Yeah.
All right, so I'’ve set up everything down there.
I'’m on the starboard wing.
Copy, starboard wing.
Okay.
All right.
I honestly feel like a bag of dicks.
- All good? - All right.
- Sweet. - Got this.
Let'’s just dock this boat.
I just want to go to bed.
Right in there.
85 meters to the dock, port quarter.
You'’ve got three meters on your port quarter,
two meters on your starboard side.
Another five meters astern.
Go with lines.
Nice, we'’re looking good back here.
Our lines are tight.
Great. Thank you.
BTS motor yacht Mustique, we are secure in our berth.
Good job.
I can'’t believe that they got in here.
It'’s just amazing.
All crew, all crew, in your whites for guest departures.
- Bye. Bye boat. - Bottoms up.
Oh man, why'’d you give me that fireball?
Thank you guys so much.
Bye.
Oh, I love you so much.
What a surprise it was to not see you all the charter.
Thank you so much.
You'’re amazing.
Guys, you'’re amazing. Like, your crew.
Thank you.
There were toys out. The slide was there.
And Tumi, your team, incredible.
Jack, it was a bit of a stumble at the beginning.
A little more gay fun. A little less hotel.
They would like a big gay breakfast.
- Rainbow. - Taste the rainbow.
But the rest of the food, the dinner in the dark.
The dinner last night was so good.
Thank you so, so much.
- This is for you. - Thank you very much.
- We really appreciate it. - Thank you.
- Bye guys. - Bye guys.
All right, so out of our whites,
let'’s meet in the bridge deck salon for our tip meeting.
Where the are my clothes?
Time for me to search for some appreciation.
We need a vac dust the room so that tomorrow
it'’s wiping and making a bed.
Crew mess and the bar.
Where do you need me?
Probably help upstairs.
Okay, since no one'’s here, I'’m taking the cash.
I'’ll be shopping.
No! No!
- Come on everyone. - Come get your tip.
Oh Christ.
I bought myself some shoes with your money.
Charter number seven.
We'’re almost there.
Having said that,
I feel like the interior came together.
You were down a person.
You did an excellent job.
- Thank you. - You want that in a crew.
You always want to be there for each other.
I was so impressed.
- Thank you. - I'’m so proud of you.
Relax.
- I'’m so proud of you. - Thank you.
- She did amazing. - Thank you.
Deck team, same goes for you.
You killed it, honestly.
Thank you very much.
So with that...
So this is $32,000.
- What? - Jesus!
Isn'’t that awesome?
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
- Well done, everyone. - Thank you.
Cheers, everyone.
Girl. Yes.
This specific charter really made me feel good
as a chief stew.
Because it was like, if I managed to make this a success
with people that don'’t even have that much experience,
I'’m not gonna lie, I'’m gonna give myself
a pat on the shoulder.
Last one.
Ooh, child.
Money, money, money. Whoa.
Sh--.
I'’m gonna go and rinse.
Yum. By yourself.
Yeah.
Dead.
That'’s about it.
We'’re getting drink-drank drunk.
Ugh.
What'’s up, bowl?
You go back to bed.
No, you go to bed.
I want you to rest.
Yeah, I want you to rest. I want you to get better.
Rest up.
Literally, if I'’m not there,
then it'’s only gonna be Luka doing all the work.
Max doesn'’t do sh--, so...
Are you okay?
We'’re done. It'’s time to get ready.
I'’m gonna go to the shower.
Okay. I'’m ready.
It'’s not too black,
and then you wear bra with an open top.
Give me Rihanna, bitch.
You ready, brother?
We gotta go now.
Just staying here?
Okay.
Max is gonna stay.
Dibs, not going in the back.
Oh, God.
I'’m really sad that my girlfriend'’s not here.
Yeah.
And Haleigh.
I hope Haleigh'’s okay.
- I really hope so. - Yeah.
No, I really hope so.
I was just like a fly on the wall.
Let'’s go.
Follow me.
- Thank you. - Whoa.
This is so civilized.
I like it, actually.
I don'’t want to be calm.
Cheers to our last charter.
Cheers to one more.
I must say thank you guys so much
for treating me as if I was like...
- And you'’ve done so well. - You smashed it this charter.
- Wow. - I'’ve great teachers.
What can I say?
I didn'’t even know what I was doing wrong
- at the beginning. - Yeah.
- Now I'’m like... - Now you'’re a badass.
Bitch, I missed a spot.
- Buon appetito. - That looks good.
Here'’s our tuna tartar.
Oh, my Lord. Bellissimo.
They really missed out.
Lara doesn'’t really have a choice.
No, she doesn'’t have a choice.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Really?
What the are you wearing?
I love that, though.
Yeah?
Love you lots.
We can go straight after this.
He has to be in damage repair mode.
Why did I say yes?
When people give you this approval or attention,
it feels good.
I can admit that.
Sorted.
We going to the bar after?
Yeah. Let'’s bounce.
Woo!
Let'’s go.
Where are we going? Over there. Down there, down there.
Hello!
- Opa! - Can we sit here?
Cheers.
I need another drink.
Shot, shot, shot, shot!
This might be the first crew night out
when no one has any drama.
Everyone'’s working well together.
I mean, this is the chaos I was looking for.
Don'’t fall, don'’t fall.
Okay, let'’s go.
Bye!
Thank you!
Come on, Lily. Let'’s go.
Luka!
Wow. Look at that.
Hello.
- Oh, Lily? - It'’s me.
Come here.
- No, no, no. - I just wanna get up there.
No, no. No, no, no. Go down, go down.
For one minute.
She smelled of alcohol with the cigarettes.
Please, Lily, when you talk to me,
put 45 degrees on the left.
What'’s happening, Kyle?
What'’s happening?
- Shut the door! - Bye!
Close the door!
We just want to say hi.
Go to bed.
- He'’s naked. - Sh--
Hey.
Good morning.
Really?
I wonder if I should have you on board.
I don'’t want us to be infected.
No, no, no.
You sound terrible.
Okay.
So, I just can'’t afford to be sick
I understand.
How you feeling?
Sandy wants me off the boat.
Damn.
If Lara goes down and Haleigh doesn'’t come back
and I'’m just down to Max and Luka,
I won'’t be able to leave the dock for the next charter.
I hope Haleigh comes back.
I have a crew member that I'’d like to get to the doctor.
I'’d like to do it as soon as possible.
I have to meet the requirements of the safe manning document.
It would mandate that I cannot leave the dock.
How would I get off the dock?
I only have two deckhands.
Oh, I hate this.
Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean."
I'’m going to Cannes with Luka.
Oh. Su cute.
You can tell Natalya'’s not here.
I'’ve just seen a story saying you'’re in Genoa.
What the [bleep]?
You didn'’t even go home.
You should definitely come and see us.
Yeah, [bleep] it.
You did half the season, why not?
If you do come, do you want me to tell anyone?
You don'’t want me to tell anyone?
Okay.