Previously this season on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
Kyle and the Chief, they’re trying to get their visa.
Okay.
When the Chief Stew comes,
you don’t have a problem stepping down?
No, I’m happy. I’m flexible.
Personally, I think I’m going to do a better job
than anyone that comes in.
Hi. Officially Chief Stew.
So, what do you think of the boat?
The organization’s a sh---show.
Excuse me?
-Hello. -Hello.
I’m Luka.
My boyfriend wants his open relationship
that I’m so unsure about.
[phone rings]
Nat, answer it.
No, don’t answer it.
This is not going to be good.
I’m going to get a line, like a little bowline
and a little bowline.
My dream job is to be a captain.
Even when I was young, I had a vision of myself
with a little monkey on my shoulder.
Like Captain Hook.
You’re going to become the lead deckhand.
No, you’re joking.
My name is Max.
I have been fired of all the jobs since I’m 18.
Because I’m a French bulldog, you know? [growls]
We don’t have time to ----ing sit around and wank.
Can you imagine spending ten minutes in Max’s head
just to figure out what the [bleep] he’s thinking?
Let me finish.
Stop putting your hand in my face.
Let me finish.
Out of everyone on this boat,
Right now, I’m ready to put you both off the boat.
You’ve been a fake-ass bitch talking sh-- behind my back
since day one.
She constantly inserts herself in things
that don’t matter or are relevant to her.
Just asked for a suitcase so she’s leaving tomorrow.
Just doesn’t sit right with me.
I’m ----ing pissed.
I’m this close to firing Kyle.
If I have one crew member come to me about you,
you’re off.
Goodbye, boat.
-Hi, I’m Lily. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
So, how was the sleepover?
Oh!
The thing about Luka is that he makes you feel very special
and that’s his power.
I’ve known Katie for a while.
I know she’s worked with Sandy in the past.
Is that your girlfriend texting you?
I feel like I am being a sucker right now.
What am I doing?
Of course, I have feelings for Luka.
I’m just being present and in the moment.
Imagine if people found out I was texting Natalya.
Okay.
I have a crew member that I’d like to get to the doctor.
The guests would like to enjoy a foam party.
Oh, yes.
The weather’s coming. We won’t be leaving the dock.
Is there a chance that we will be able to?
No.
Okay, so look at this sunshine. Seriously, it’s beautiful.
We can’t go out?
Can we get a refund?
Everyone has to suffer.
The crew have to be with the guests at all times,
entertaining them.
So, they’re going on a tender ride.
-Do you want to go? -Yes.
-Perfect. -You and Kyle go.
I want the guests to feel like they have the A-team.
So, instead of going to the little islands,
we get to tour the port.
It’s only half an hour drive. Why not?
I’ve just seen a story saying you’re in Genoa.
What the [bleep]?
Does anybody else know you’re in Genoa?
If you do come, do you want me to tell anyone?
I’m pretty sure Natalya’s got other reasons
for wanting to come.
-Last day. -Last day.
It’s going to be explosive. Explosive.
You don’t want me to tell anyone?
Okay.
Yeah, [bleep] it. You did half the season.
Why not?
All right, I’ll message you later.
Ciao. Bye-bye.
You could have someone do my cabin.
I will.
-And I need toilet paper. -You need toilet paper?
I need it. Yeah.
Because we’re stuck at the dock, Tumi has the most pressure.
She had to organize a trip to Portofino,
organize the deck team to create the foam party,
the theme dinner. It’s a lot to manage.
But the guests need to feel taken care of,
even though we are stuck on the dock.
There’s a way we can do this.
Jess, could you please meet me in the sky lounge?
Copy.
-How is the breakfast? -Excellent.
-Great. -Very good.
Lily, when you’re done with cabins,
will you just put the pool party things aside?
-Yeah. -I would like to reserve a pool.
We would love to have a foam pool party.
Anything that could be good for a foam party, I’ll bring.
Being stuck at dock, this is a test on me.
These are very difficult guests in a difficult situation,
and I’m responsible for all the activities.
-Come with me for a second. -Okay.
I want to prove to myself that I’m a great Chief Stew,
and I want to come out as a great Chief Stew.
Oh, okay.
Well, enjoy your Portofino trip.
-Thank you. -It’ll be nice.
You know, I’m not challenging him.
But it looks so nice out here.
You’re like, jeez.
Because we’re protected in here.
It’s like sitting on a private jet in the runway.
Yeah.
But it’s really windy up in the sky.
Yeah.
So these guys are going to get off soon,
and then we can pull everything out from the lazarette.
W we’re going to organize that.
We’re ready to go to Portofino.
Okay.
-Are you guys ready? -We are ready.
Fantastic.
Okay.
It’s foam.
Oh, really?
Cheffy, dinner.
-Shoot for nine. -Yeah.
It’s going to be on platters because it’s surf and turf.
I’m just going to do, like, a feast style.
You guys want to start coming with me?
Sure.
Okay, Jess, this entire dinner setup is on you.
Okay. Just tell me the colors.
This is party bus.
We can do the swim platform now.
-Okay. -Thank you.
You’re welcome.
All right.
This is for the slide.
I’m just going to bring them all out.
Oh, this is really good.
Oh.
Yeah.
[sighs]
I need a bucket.
Okay.
Doing Haleigh’s favorite job again.
This season’s been, like, a massive learning curve for me.
But the most difficult thing
was probably managing different personalities.
Like, no one can be more random than Max.
Oh, it was ----ing everything.
Oh!
I’m glad.
Beautiful.
Shoes, girls. Shoes.
Ooh.
Adorable.
Holy [bleep].
-What? -You can wash them later.
Why?
We don’t need them, so...
-I’ll wash them now. -Thank you.
I’ve been single about seven months now.
I’m not scared to jump back into a relationship.
It’s just going to take the right guy.
And if Luka and I had that conversation and wanted to date,
then I would consider it.
-This is your table. -Oh, awesome.
You’re going to walk around and swipe all your cards for me.
-Okay. -[laughing]
This is nice.
Yes, they picked a great place.
-Cheers. -Hey, yeah.
I have to be like a conductor of an orchestra,
just making sure that everyone gets everything done.
I’ve got Portofino, the pool party, and the dinner party.
I don’t worry about Jess doing the dinner party.
I have faith in Lily.
It’s just Max and Lily together
might not be the most desirable team.
You know what I’m saying?
I just want to be teleported back to the boat.
[phone rings]
Hello.
Jess, we’re going to send Lily and Max
to go set up the foam party.
Yep, they’re ready.
Oh, come on.
Oh, what the [bleep] are you saying, I’m dumb?
-Okay, bye. -Bye.
Okie-dokie, let’s do this.
They should be fine.
Honestly, I feel like Ohio, like our kids are gone.
Why not explore something else?
-You’ve got me. -Nah, I’m done.
She doesn’t choose happiness.
It’s misery all the time.
Oh, no.
Let the party roll, Lily.
-How was your lunch? -It was so delicious.
Okay, let’s go, guys.
This way over here.
Ah, you guys get us now.
That was actually really fun,
and I’m glad the weather was nice.
Yeah.
Lily!
Get this sh-- out.
I’m walking backwards.
-No, no, Max. -Lily, c’est va...
Okay, I do it. I do it, then.
We are professional people.
Okay, we switch.
Why don’t you turn around, you idiot?
You do moonwalk.
Ta-da! Ciao!
The couple arguing in the van
just makes me really want to never get married.
They’re a marriage contraceptive pill.
How was Portofino?
-It was fun. -Amazing.
Yeah.
Gorgeous.
Hey, Kylie. How was it?
It’s been a long day.
Stephanie and Jeff were fighting in the van.
Ready for the beach club?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Jess. Dinner set up.
It’s family style. It’s in the dining room.
We’re going to make a red carpet photo.
Oh, my God.
I think it would be cool to have the red carpet
and then walk into your dinner.
No breaks today, baby.
-What are we, Friday? -Yeah.
-So it should be bumping. -It’s pumping.
-Beach club. -Let’s do it.
I’m kinda scared we’re going to mess this up.
No, we don’t mess.
We did this all our life.
-It’s a pool. -Shipyard.
We’re going to be partying inside a container.
Guys, we can go.
Let’s go.
-How far is it? -Not too far.
-I love van rides. -Yes.
----ing hurry up.
Bro, you don’t finish even one job
and you tell me to blah, blah, blah.
Shut up.
Oh, in French. I do it in French.
[speaking French]
How do they stay married?
They were like fighting.
Stephanie’s like, why are you so mean?
Why are you being this way?
This is just their constant.
Ready for the beach club?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, come on.
-We have made it. -Let’s go!
Ready for the foam, man.
Hurry up. Make the foam.
But the foam is ----ing cheap.
Oh, yeah!
This takes time.
We’re gonna put it in then.
Yes! This is what I’m doing.
-I’ve got my tutu. -No, that’s Kyle’s.
Bro.
[speaking French]
-Let’s go. -Yes!
Come on.
The foam is not taking.
It looks like a cheesecake of five-day-olds.
Like, wow, it’s a disaster.
Where’s the exit?
Not now. Not ever.
Max, where’s the foam?
It doesn’t work, my friends.
Oh, spring break.
-Oh, man. -It’s a regular Panama city.
I don’t want to be here.
Coming up...
Let’s go.
Come on.
Please, not now. Not never.
I don’t want to be here.
-Max. -Hey, Max.
Where’s the foam?
It’s kind of sparse.
-Like, come on. -This is so bad.
Max might as well have been on the side of the pool
with his ----ing thing like... [blows]
That’s how many bubbles are coming out
of the ----ing machine.
Why? He should helped.
The best foam party ever!
Everyone wants one?
What is this?
It’s a blue raspberry shot.
This looks like mouthwash. Is it good?
The word disaster would be a complete understatement.
What’s the problem?
Look, I’m the head of department.
This obviously falls on me, and I’m just at a loss.
It’s so ----ed up that I really just...
I feel nothing.
Turn it on.
[sighs]
Red carpet.
The theme is Hollywood glam.
This is our last charter.
One more night.
Have you figured out what you’re doing for your hiatus?
Luka wanted to hang out after this,
so he’s, like, looking for a hotel and stuff.
-And, like... -That would be cute, though.
Yeah. There’s a problem.
I think I like Luka way more than I should.
But it’s the sh-- that you never expected
that’s always the most fun.
I plan to be drunk the entire time.
And there’s that, as well.
You guys used all the foam, didn’t you?
-What is going on? -Oh, no.
Yeah, I know.
Max and Lily spent hours organizing this foam party,
where there is no foam or party.
I need five minutes to recollect my thoughts,
-Lily. -Yeah?
We’re doing a race.
Let’s do it.
Three, two, one, go!
Go, Lily!
Come on, Lily!
Guys, I don’t understand how this sh-- works.
-Come on, Lily, push! -Push!
Let’s have faith.
Lily, go!
Come on, Lily!
[screaming]
Chef, what plates are we using?
Platters. It’s surf and turf.
It’s going to be a feast for kings.
Stop waving that knife around. You’re freaking me out.
I really want to just send it out with a bang.
I want them to be sending the food back
because there’s too much food.
I want them asking for take-me-out boxes.
Like, you open up the drawer and steaks fall out.
There’s just food everywhere.
There’s a lot of food.
Okay.
This is the saddest thing.
This machine...
How many uses, though?
Put two packets in.
-Yes, some foam! -Ah!
Whoo!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Come on, Max, looking at the instructions,
there’s one to five clearly indicated there.
How did you miss number one and two?
Insert soap, turn on water.
You spent an hour with five instructions?
He brought the party at the end by number five,
where it says, enjoy.
Now it’s a pool party!
Thank you, guys, so much.
Yes, Kyle!
Oh!
Okay.
Ta-da!
Yes, girl!
So much foam.
You’re doing a great job, Kyle.
Thank God for Kyle.
Ah!
Oh, wow!
Yes!
Snow!
So pretty.
I love this.
-Your little bow tie. -My bow tie!
So you guys just head up the same way
and your vans are waiting.
Surf and turf.
Yellowtail.
Can you fit, everyone?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
You came in the fun car.
Oh, good.
This describes this weekend perfectly.
Like, everyone’s happy.
-Yeah, yeah. -And then there’s...
-We can open the door. -Open up.
-Let’s go. -Yes.
-Okay. -Oh, God.
-How was it? -It was good.
Kyle made the foam machine work.
-Yes. -Good.
-Welcome back! -Good job, everybody.
So what are we thinking dinner?
-One hour. -An hour, perfect.
[gasps]
Oh, it looks so nice!
Jess rocked it. She rocked it.
-Killed it, Jessie Jess. -Honestly, I tried.
It’s called fake it ’til you make it.
I love how she’s not going to mess up your table.
-No, that’s not happening. -Table of the season.
I love it.
It feels so good to have everyone
acknowledge my table decor.
I do believe that my confidence has grown exponentially.
No.
Hi, Cheffy. One hour dinner.
I’m not going to lie. There’s a lot of food.
I need to go change.
This has been the hardest charter season.
One more week and I would have been checked into a psych ward.
You guys look so pretty.
Now entering the yacht.
It’s ready.
-Okay, we’re going to serve. -Gotcha.
Clear. Cheers.
Hi. Can I get you some tomato and onion salad?
Of course.
Would you like some crispy calamari?
Oh, squash is really good.
So good.
It’s so delicious.
Yeah.
Salad is good, too.
It’s perfect.
No, eat this. All that. No.
Ah, you are so welcome.
You like the tail or you like the core?
-The tail? -Oh, my God.
This is like a feast.
Ridiculous.
This is the last time we got to do this mother----er.
You’ll miss my address.
-Quinoa salad? -Uh, no, thank you.
-Hello. -Hello.
-Oh, what crazy timing. -Gonna get some water.
The lobster tail was really good.
Everything was good.
Where’s this suit from?
It looks nice.
It’s from the vintage store.
We have no clothes. We live in an apartment.
Steph, stop.
He has no suits, so he goes to the rummage sale.
Okay.
Yeah!
-Hello! -You were awesome tonight.
Thank you.
Thank you for your patience because I know we were...
Oh, no.
Wonderful food. We appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
-Thank you. -Amazing.
Thank you.
Enjoy your dinner, thank you.
-Thanks for this evening. -Nice one. Cheers, man.
-Today, I worked my tits off. -Yeah.
And so did you.
Oh, that’s it, guys.
[sighs]
He’s past it, both of you. Everyone.
I need to get to bed.
If we can just clear the table, and then you can go to bed.
Up at 7:00 A.M.?
8:00.
Ah, my boy!
I’m definitely stoked to see Nat again.
I don’t know what’s going on with her boyfriend
or what her intentions are on coming back,
but I don’t have any expectations.
I didn’t invite her, so...
I’m just gonna act like I have nothing to do with this.
I have no idea she’s coming.
Yeah.
Woo!
Come on, right here.
[grunts]
Hi, this is Sandy.
Hi, Captain. It’s Lara speaking.
Hi. How are you feeling?
I’m feeling much better. Thank you.
I’m ready to come back on board.
Great. I’ll see you after the guests depart.
Yes, sure.
All right, ciao. Bye-bye.
Tonight’s the night.
* Tonight’s the night *
Don’t start with me.
All crew, all crew.
Lara will be joining us after guest departure.
She is returning to the vessel.
Woo-woo! Copy.
Good morning. How are you?
Some coffee.
There he is.
-Good morning. -And there she is.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Good.
Pizza dough, you doing little crew pizzas?
Yeah, mate.
Naughty.
Cheeky.
[bleep] yeah, no.
I see who he’s texting, and it isn’t Jess.
It’s Katie.
I know who Katie flood is through Courtney,
who I worked on Motor Yacht Home with.
Luka looks immensely entertained by what he’s been texted.
Not like a giggy ha-ha,
but a giggy ooh-la-la.
Ha-ha!
He’s a sneaky bitch.
He is?
Coming up...
Are you guys packed up?
I know, we need to start.
All right, I’m going to go down.
I’m like, here strikes a Scorpio.
Boom!
Exactly what I thought.
Yes. This is what I’m talking about.
Kyle, that sh-- is going to come out.
Part of me wants to tell her,
but the other part of me is saying,
you know what? I’ve done what I could, I’m out.
But will I stop gossiping?
I doubt it.
It’s who I am at my core.
The dogs are in the streets and they’re barking.
All crew, let’s meet on the dock for guest departure.
Last time we’re doing this, baby.
Amen.
You ready?
Show you’re professional.
Last chance.
Work the runway. Own the runway.
Thanks mate. See you, Luka.
Take care.
You guys did a fantastic job.
One thing that was out of your control was the weather.
We were looking forward to playing with the water toys
and stuff like that, but thank you so much for everything.
You did fantastic.
Thank you.
-Thank you. -Appreciate it.
My pleasure. Thank you so much.
-Take care. -Bye.
All right, final countdown.
[humming "The Final Countdown" by Europe]
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Awoo!
Are you ready to party?
Yes.
Where’s the beer?
Hey, hey, hey, Kylie.
Just for celebration,
you have to pop up the champagne.
Yeah.
-Lara? -She’s coming.
Hey, hey, hey.
I can’t believe it’s over.
It’s over.
I’m getting obliterated.
[laughing]
I throw at you and you catch?
Yeah.
Hee ho.
We have to not to work anymore.
We should have worked like this since the beginning.
[laughing]
Hey!
[bleep] me, I think I was dying.
Your face looks huge.
Don’t be mean!
I really missed my musty Mustique family.
Very happy to be reunited with a crazy bunch.
Ready for the last crew night out
and we’re going to ----ing tear this city up.
Oh ho ho ho ho!
[laughing]
I missed you so much.
How did you guys do without me?
It was tough.
Ciao. We’ll see you soon.
See you now.
[screams]
No.
Come.
This is about Luka and Jess.
You know, I love Jess so much.
[alarm beeps]
Shut that.
So he’s always on his ----ing phone.
Yeah.
So I saw he was texting Katie.
Nowhere really. So leave it.
Maybe just leave it.
Something you want to tell me?
Why were you standing outside the door?
Because I’m coming to do my job and then I hear my name.
Did you hear it all?
Majority of it.
What did you see?
He was talking to Kate.
All I saw was her name
and he was smiling at his phone and laughing.
So I was like, okay, this is cute.
And I thought it was you.
What the [bleep], Luka, again?
Unfortunately, I didn’t tell you to your face
and I apologize about that.
But it’s like, I didn’t want to ruin your last night.
No, it doesn’t ruin my night.
It’s just like, why do you want me to stay
in your hotel room for the next two nights
and you want me to go to Cannes with you?
Because he wants his dick wet, girl.
It’s like, go get your dick wet somewhere else.
Literally.
-I feel ----ed up. -It’s okay.
He wants to play games, I’ll play games.
----ing whore.
All crew, all crew, let’s meet for our final tip meeting.
Copy.
Move up, please, honestly.
Okay, guys, one last time.
So, before we get to this, this is our final time together.
And we got through the season
with almost everyone here that we started with.
That’s always my goal.
It was an absolute joy to work with every one of you.
This final charter was a challenging charter.
It was hard.
They didn’t like each other and argued at the same time.
Yesterday was the true test of your character for me.
Honestly, Tumi, even in your exhaustion,
-you still brought the smile. -Yeah.
You maintain your composure.
That’s leadership. You’re a rockstar.
Thank you.
Jack, joy, joy, joy.
Your enthusiasm every time you walk in the galley,
that is a rarity for a chef.
-So, thank you. -Thank you.
Yeah.
Luka, I’m telling you, right now,
you belong on the bridge, not in the engine room.
Thank you so much.
Nice work.
So, here we have $15,000, $1,153 per person.
And our season total was $182,000,
$14,279 per person.
You made almost $15,000.
Holy crap.
That is a big amount of money.
I’m definitely thinking about all the Gucci boots,
all the bitches I’m going to take on holiday.
You know.
Well done, everyone.
And tonight, I’m going to dinner with you.
[cheering]
You see the animals come out.
Oh, okay.
It’s all done.
We’re done, mother----er.
Yeah, we made it.
Two seconds done.
So exciting.
I don’t know what’s happening.
Whatever.
Oh, my God.
Oh, okay.
Where are you going?
Um... I don’t know.
I’m absolutely over it.
And tonight is my revenge on Luka.
[sighs]
Coming up...
This is absolutely beautiful.
Wow.
Can you start talking to your other girlfriends?
What’s wrong with you?
[Max speaking French]
[screaming]
I never had a welcome like that.
-Let’s go. -Let’s go.
-Can we just bring this? -Yeah, you can.
Yes, Queen.
Hey, hey, hey.
We are the Fun Car. Boom, boom, boom.
Welcome to the Fun Van, bitches.
[screaming]
Cheers to no drama tonight.
Oh, my gosh. This guys, our last dinner.
Lead the way, Daddy.
I’m not a feather anymore. I ate Jack’s food.
This place is absolutely beautiful.
Wow.
Buona sera, signore.
What a nice looking crew.
What is the story of this place?
This is a private palace from 15th century.
I’ll get espresso martini.
Can I get espresso martini?
You always have a smile on your face
when you tend to get angry or something.
You’re just like...
Cheers.
Cheers, guys, from Mustique.
-Thank you, Captain. -Thank you very much.
Oh, I love anchovies.
Bon apetit.
This is lasagna.
Wow. Delicious.
Wow.
He just wobbled that.
On this boat, it’s a calm environment.
No one is stressed.
If I say the [bleep] word, I’m pissed.
It does.
Captain Sandy has definitely been a great mentor to me.
I’ve just never had a captain speak to me like she does.
And I thank her, the world to her.
She’s definitely changed my yachting career for the better.
And it’s just going to get better from now on.
Nothing that you’re drinking.
Can you stop talking to your other girlfriends?
Right now?
You okay, girl?
I’m thriving.
What’s wrong with you?
No.
Cash money crew.
Yeah.
It’s one thing to be wasted in front of a captain,
and it’s another thing to be wasted in front of a captain
that doesn’t drink.
I’m fully.
And we’re going, I’m running home now.
You’re tired. It’s half past 10:00 already.
No, I call my girl. We have long conversations.
Oh, you call a girl?
-No, my love. -Yeah, of course.
I got to wake you guys up at nine.
Nine? [bleep]
No, I’m kidding.
So it was a pleasure having dinner with you
on our last night.
I hope you have fun tonight.
We will.
It was an honor.
Thank you so much for the help.
-Appreciate you. -Have fun.
Now I can take my tits out.
You’re a ho.
Oh, wait a few hours, Jess.
She’s trying to start some drama,
but I’m not taking the bait at all.
I don’t know if it’s because she’s heard that
we’re not in a relationship.
It’s ----ing ridiculous.
Oh, my God.
That’s why this is happening.
This is so fun.
You got plenty of backups!
I don’t know what I’m going to do with Natalya.
Obviously, she’s going to show up soon.
Too many things to deal with, you know?
[bleep] I’m more busy on a night out than at work.
I’m sitting around crew members that knew about
this information of Natalya coming to the club later
and not one of them thought to divulge this information to me?
I feel betrayed in this moment.
Who invited her?
Jack. She’s going to be there.
And my anxiety just went sky high.
Kyle, how?
Just my anxiety pouring through my eyes.
Oh, she was powerful, girl.
But here’s the thing, she will never be on our level.
Okay.
You saw [bleep] come from heavy emotion
to fixing me and to being me again.
And now, on the final day,
you’ve got to pitch up and just remind me, oh, hi.
The devil’s still here, baby.
But the devil’s always going to be there.
Is it not in life.
So we’re learning to navigate around the devil.
-Facts. -Give me my drink.
Let me twerk in my short dress.
Do my chicken twerk.
-Okay. -You’ll be fine.
Off to the nightclub or what?
Okay, let’s go.
Let’s go!
[shouting]
Let’s go shake our asses.
[screaming]
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn’t want to tell Jess about Luka
because it was my intent not to hurt her.
So I get that this was probably the intent
not to tell me about Natalya.
But sh--.
I’m not ready to face her tonight.
One more dance!
Oh, my God.
-Surprise! -Hello.
What’s happening, baby?
Sur----ing-prise!
Wow, thank you.
Oh, Cheffy!
Lord, you are testing me today.
Hi, how are you?
You want a drink?
Yes, please.
I’m at a point with Natalya where
I actually just don’t give a sh--.
The season’s done.
Get me drunk, give me the hell out of here.
Oh, my God.
This is going to be bad.
I can’t believe you are here.
This is...
Oh!
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
When Luka kiss one girl, two girls, two girls.
Luka, he has this power with his woman.
So what’s come with the great power
comes great responsibilities.
Like, he went fast, but even in front of Jessika, like...
I’m just losing my respect.
Shall I go speak to Jessika and say thank you for your service?
[laughing]
Thank you for keeping my seat warm.
Jess is definitely trying to make him jealous
and act like she don’t care.
Clearly, she ----ing does.
I don’t know if Luka was honest with Jess,
but Jess is hurt and that’s why she’s acting that way.
I’m glad that’s finished.
This is what I wanted.
I hate her.
Where you going, where you going?
No, Lily, Lily, Lily!
[laughing]
Oh, what is happening?
Drama, drama.
Kyle.
Work hard, play hard, work hard, play hard.
Kyle, a part of a community is just supposed to be
accepted by every community.
You’ve been a fake-ass bitch ----ing sh-- behind my back
since day one.
Yeah.
Yes, my final apology.
I’m just seeking closure.
Whether she felt that or not, this was the end for me,
and I feel a sense of relief.
Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go.
God, you two.
I might see you tomorrow.
I was not expecting it to be like that.
I thought she was going to show up
and we’d have some banter and whatnot,
but ----ing for her to come in that hot?
I’m glad she did.
See you later.
You literally just deep-throated her,
and you’re allowed to do that.
You’re a free man.
But you need to be honest with Jess,
Guys, I don’t give a [bleep].
Bro, can I do something? Can I kiss Jessika?
Just to make, like, Luka, like, mad?
You want to... You’re asking me that?
Yeah, can I?
What is going on with this boat?
What?
I don’t care, but, like, I kind of care.
Like...
I don’t care.
-Jessika! -[bleep]!
Max, Max.
Why is, like, the most...
What’s happened? People are being rude with you?
No.
I’m really mad at the situation.
What?
Because I think it’s, like, no respect, you know?
Oh, [bleep], babe.
Are you kidding?
Oh, my God.
-Do you want to kiss me? -Yeah.
You kiss really well.
Did you make French guys before?
Yeah.
You kiss really well.
Did you make French guys before?
Yeah.
What the [bleep]?
Sorry, Lil.
He’s a good kisser, I’m just saying.
I ask you. You remember, I ask you.
You want a light?
What the [bleep]?
Some ----ing funny revenge, like...
No, I ask you, I ask you.
You tell me yes, so now it’s...
You ----ing do it.
[bleep]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ah, bitch!
-Woo. -Come here.
-My room. -Come on.
Can I tell you what’s going to happen?
-Yeah. -You know.
Thank you.
I ain’t involving myself in that sh--.
Let’s get you in some cozy clothes.
Huh?
I really hurt my leg.
Which no one cares about.
Ow. I really hurt my leg.
I hurt my leg.
Oh, I hate this.
-What? -I hate this.
Put some pajamas on.
Okay.
Good.
Now put this on.
I’ve got lots of friends.
-Hey, Lala. -Okay.
Let me out, baby.
Jess obviously still has feelings for Luka.
That’s sad that a girl would just throw herself
for a guy if she knows he doesn’t want her.
How old are you?
State the obvious.
-Okay. -Are you okay?
No, Lara, wait.
That’s probably the fact.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
-I’m not like... -Live your best life.
Looking for a relationship.
-Okay, perfect. -Live your best life.
Let’s go.
I’m glad you understand.
I do not need to wake up.
But I have to.
You don’t want to pack like now?
-What? -Want to go to bed?
-Where’s bed? -Here.
Max, I really hurt my leg.
And I need to get this sorted out.
You’re a whore.
And you?
-I’m just living. -Max.
Yeah, I’m here, baby.
Where?
I will sleep here.
[moaning]
Why is the bathroom door open?
Interesting.
I woke up with a UDI.
Unidentified drinking injury.
No, Lily, Lily, Lily!
Great start to the day.
Luka!
It’s time to wake up. Let’s go, yes.
I’m going to get a car.
I don’t want to pack. I’m so tired.
I’m disappointed in Jess and Max.
But at this point, I don’t even care.
This is a great fling.
Fun times, right?
Yeah.
Say hello. Good morning.
Okay.
-Ow. -What did you do?
My leg’s broken.
Lily looks like a bloody train wreck.
Good morning.
Good morning, captain!
Rise and shine.
Wake up. Let’s start packing.
Oh, wake up.
I’ve hurt my leg somehow.
You hurt your leg? Like, what’s wrong?
I can’t straighten it.
You can’t straighten it? Did you fall?
It like hurts when I put weight on it.
That’s not good.
We got to get that looked after.
I’ve hurt my leg somehow.
We got to get that looked after.
-Yeah, it’s fine. -No, it’s not.
Good morning!
I’m up! I’m up! I’m up!
Ow!
Hi, it’s Captain Sandy off motor yacht Mustique.
[bleep]
I have a crew member that I need her to go to the doctor.
I know this is the last day on the boat,
but she’s really injured.
And I have to follow protocol.
And I have to get her off the boat to see a doctor.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
I am definitely still bombed.
Can we get drunk again?
Me too.
I want to find that boy I kissed.
Ugh.
Big regrets this morning.
I have a feeling BDL might have come out last night.
BDL is Bad Decision Luka.
It’s just, like...
[bleep]!
----ing always come off spotless with work,
but the ladies always get me into trouble.
Never works out.
[bleep] my life.
I don’t know what I’ve done to it.
It really hurts.
Lily, I want to get you to the doctor.
You’re signed onto the boat, so I have to get you looked after.
Oh, God.
So, this is your goodbye.
Bye, love.
Get your bag.
Yeah.
Bye, Lily.
Ah!
I think I have to live my life with no regrets.
You’ve been there, you’ve done it.
Everything you do, you learn from it.
I could be a chief stew.
Do it tomorrow.
How are you feeling, good?
No. Can wait to just get off this ----ing sh---show.
[laughing]
-I’m leaving. -No.
I love you.
Oh, my God. Are you leaving?
All the good things have an end.
What a joy to have you on board.
Don’t go, Haleigh!
It was a pleasure, my beautiful friend,
with the most beautiful tits I’ve seen in my entire life.
Safe travel.
-Bye, Jessika. -Bye, Tumilicious.
I don’t know if I’m seeing you again.
I don’t know what’s happening.
[laughing]
Jack.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, guys.
My helicopter is on the Sundeck waiting for me.
See you, man.
-I’ll see you in Bali. -Take care. Yeah, Bali.
Maxy, my best brother.
Yes, man. Finally.
Freedom. Liberty. Liberty.
[speaks French]
It was a pleasure, man, honestly.
You’re a legend. Definitely stay in touch, man.
-A hundred percent, man. -Ciao, my baby.
[singing "La Marseilles"]
I love you.
Ciao. You want me to help you with your bag?
Yes, please.
Where’s my helicopter?
Okay, what’s up with people and bringing so much sh--?
Sorry. Thank you.
My God.
I’m following you, so...
Oh, Jack.
You okay, baby girl?
With Luka, I learned a big lesson.
I just need a lot of time to get over this entire thing.
See you.
Bye, Luki.
-I’ll see you soon. -Yeah, I’ll see you soon.
And I just hope that I never have to relive
another [bleep] boy era.
So hungover.
-Okay, my boy. -No. No.
-No. -No.
No.
-Oh, my God. -I love you so much.
If I could marry you, I would.
-Cheffy! -Oh, my God.
We did it together, baby.
All right, bitches. I’m out of here.
I’m gone.
Kyle!
See you in Bali.
In a few ----ing months, brother.
Yeah.
I love you so much.
Thank you for being here.
And thank you for being my roomie.
Why did I pack so much?
-Captain. -Kyle.
Another journey together.
These are only happy tears.
Only happy tears, because I went through
a very dark space this season.
And, like, from the bottom of my heart,
I can’t thank you enough for giving me
an extra chance and opportunity.
And not only are you a captain for me,
but you’re a really good friend.
And I respect you for who you are.
You’re amazing at what you do.
I know. I feel the same way.
-I love you. -I love you too.
You’re a good person. Don’t ever think you’re not.
If Captain Sandy had not given me that second chance,
I have no idea where I would be going.
Like, that was the catapult that I needed
to do some internal seeking.
I’ve learned to control my emotions.
And now, if I want to be a chief stew one day,
I’m able to navigate through all of this.
And I am so immensely thankful for it.
And all I can say is, you bitches, goodbye.
-Luka. -I’m gonna miss you.
What an ace.
Oh, my gosh.
Everything about you is leader.
Thank you for everything you’ve taught me.
-Yeah. -We’ll keep in touch.
I really don’t want to say goodbye to Captain Sandy.
Obviously, throughout the season,
we’ve built a very strong relationship.
After starting off as a deckhand
and being put into this bosun’s position,
it really gives me the confidence
to head in the captain’s route.
Yeah.
Like I said, I still haven’t learned my lesson.
-The Tuminator. -Tumilicious.
Where’s your tutu?
Oh, my God, I should have worn it.
So, for your first chief stew job...
That was rough.
But I feel like my whole yachting career has been rough.
But that’s how you grow quick.
-Yeah. -That’s leadership.
Yeah.
Tumi had a rough start of the season.
She came in late, but she turned it around
and she continues to move forward.
That’s an excellent trait of a chief stew.
What I’m learning is to navigate through curveballs.
Because I like control.
So I’m learning to navigate through.
-Stay in touch with me. -I will.
Thank you so much.
And a therapist.
Bye, Mustique.
I’m gonna miss you.
I love being a captain.
It is something I live for. It’s in my blood.
I will be a captain until the day they put me in the ground.
Or set me on fire.