Oh, gosh.
I have so many butterflies.
The Med is where it all started for me.
I’m just so excited to prove myself.
Do I stink? Sorry.
I did a fart before.
I feel like it’s lingering a long time.
I’m sorry. Yeah, I think it’s trapped in my tights.
Sorry, I apologize.
No!
Is that grease on your pants or are you just happy to see me?
We’re the dream team, baby.
You should try this out.
It’s important to bring the energy.
You a-tell a-me!
We’re a team. Teamwork makes the dream work.
-You’re the best. -You’re the best.
-No, you’re the best. -No, you’re the best.
[screaming]
These people are weird.
Cheers.
That looks so good.
The food was okay.
Damn.
Every single person is so hot.
You guys are all gonna [bleep].
I love you so much.
Will you...
[gasps]
Joe, I’m liking his vibe.
Forget about the boyfriend.
I made it abundantly clear that I was interested in Joe.
This has changed our relationship completely.
She purposely didn’t do the cabins.
Your lack of experience shows.
You don’t understand how a boat works.
First around the cleat, then around the windlass.
There’s no boats on our port side.
Give me the clearance.
Wait, so what’s going on?
[bleep]
Don’t drop the anchor.
Oh, my God!
----ing disaster.
[panting] Oh, God.
-Hi. -Hey.
-Nice to meet you. -Hannah.
I usually am a second stew.
I hate being bored and I like to have a challenge.
Ah! I’m in the Med!
The Med is where it all started for me.
There’s so many decks.
[grunts]
-Hello? -Hello?
Mama!
-I’m coming home! -How are you?
I’m good!
I’m so happy that you’re coming home.
I’ve been wanting to work with Captain Sandy again
for a long time.
Oh, thank you.
I have been on this journey as a chief stew.
We’re both heads of departments, I think.
-Well done. -Thank you.
-That’s amazing. -Yeah, it’s really cool.
How many yachts have you actually worked on?
I don’t know. How many vacuums have you pushed?
How many ----ing frying pans have you flipped?
You stick to vacuums, I’ll stick to cooking.
If it’s only a fork, do it like that,
because most people are right-handed.
Oh, I didn’t know that.
To be back in the mid,
it’s the best bloody place in the world for yachting.
I want white gloves, silver service, fine dining.
-Totally love it. -So fun!
Back in the day when Aesha was working for me,
Aesha always went the extra mile.
She wanted to please the client.
She has that passion,
and that’s something that I admire about her.
I think you’re going to like your stews.
Do you have a preference who you want second?
-I trust you. -Thank you.
I will be there to support you,
help you wash some dishes.
The last couple of years,
Sandy’s been like a second mum to me.
Scott and I have gone to visit them in Denver.
Look how much I’ve grown up, mama.
Are you proud of me?
And I’m excited to prove myself to her.
I want Sandy to cradle me in her arms
and tell me I’m a good girl.
-This is a lot of boat for... -It’s a lot on boat.
-...three girls. -It does need cleaning up.
I don’t want any crew sleeping in the forward cabin,
because it has a leak.
It’s the hatch.
[dripping]
So we have a whole one less crew cabin.
-Yes. -Okay.
All right, I’m going to check out the crew area.
-Go choose your cabin. -Yeah, I will do that first.
Bye.
Oh.
-Find the captain. -Nice and big.
[bleep] yeah.
Hello, captain.
-Iain, welcome. -Nice to meet you.
-Is that how you say your name? -Yes.
The two "I"s sometimes confuse people.
-Iain. -Yeah.
I’m from Cape Town, South Africa.
My parents weren’t sure what to call me.
So they just called me Mr. Magoo.
And then obviously they came up with the name Iain.
All right. You have some experience.
-Yeah, I do. -I’m really happy about this.
-Thank you. -I trust you.
You have my full respect until you show me otherwise.
100%.
Leading people comes naturally.
My dad’s a professional canoeist.
He helped build a river adventures Company.
So from the age of six, I was going down rivers
watching my dad’s leadership roles.
And then from the age of 16,
started working as a river guide.
So now I’m in charge.
Communication is my thing.
-Yeah. -Especially with your team.
-100%. -Welcome aboard.
Thank you so much. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you too.
Woo-hoo!
-I’m Iain. -Hi, Aesha.
Nice to meet you.
Is this your first time to Greece?
No, I was here in 2019.
This is going to be my first time like seeing Athens
and seeing the islands and all of that.
It’s so ancient here.
-Hello. -Hi.
-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.
-I’m Jono. -Have a seat.
I was thinking that you’ll go with the chef.
Cool.
I love how you say culinary architect.
My training is in architecture.
-Yeah. -So I feel like I build food.
I grew up in a family of chefs.
I went to school for architecture.
I moved back to Antigua
and opened my architectural practice there.
I had a project that kind of fell through.
Simultaneously, my best friend is a yacht chef
and she was working on a boat that needed a chef for a week.
One week turned into two years on that first boat.
Being a self-taught chef,
my whole career is based on like fake it till you make it.
And I remember like getting in trouble
for things that I had no idea.
They’re like, oh, well, you didn’t put the trash out.
I’m like, well, I didn’t,
I don’t know where to put the trash.
-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.
-Your stuff is downstairs. -Yes, thank you.
-Hello. -Ow, [bleep].
-Hi. -Hi.
I’m Jono. I’m the chef.
I was going to put you with the bosun.
-This is Iain. -Hello, Cheffy.
Ah!
-Captain Sandy! -Welcome back.
-Thank you for having me. -Yeah, have a seat.
-Yay. -So yes, welcome back.
I’m so happy because we didn’t really have
-a long time together. -No.
The last time I worked for Captain Sandy
was on motoryacht Home.
I actually happened to have a Playboy bunny costume.
Thank you so much. Wonderful outfits.
I’m just drinking whiskey straight.
-You’re wild. -Give it a try.
And you were awesome.
I’m a maximum effort person.
Motoryacht Home really excited me.
I’ve built my experience on other yachts
from 95 to 142 meters, mainly in housekeeping.
I am aspiring to be a chief stew
because I enjoy leadership,
but for now I need to make sure I do my job right.
-I’m so happy you’re here. -Yay.
-Awesome. -Go downstairs.
-Find Aesha. -I appreciate it.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
All right, all right.
-Ah! -Hi.
Hi.
-I’m Elena. -I’m Aesha.
Let’s do this.
Oh, that’s nice. All this stuff is [bleep].
Blegh.
That dress is sexy.
Oh, my God. Was my pin out the whole time?
-Yeah. -I can’t believe it.
It’s hard to keep your tits in sometimes.
Let’s get you out of that nighty and into a uniform,
like as fast as possible.
I paid good money for them. I’m going to use them.
Okay...
[grunts]
This is disgusting.
-Hello. -Hello, hi.
-I’m Joe. -Ellie.
Oh, hi. I’m Aesha.
-What’s the accent? -Liverpool.
Liverpool. I’ve got experience in Liverpudlians.
Oh, uh-oh.
Aesha-the-Geisaa will fellate ya.
Sounds perfect.
-You’ll be in the end bedrooms. -Okay.
-Hello. -Hello.
-How are you? -Ellie.
-Nice to meet you. -Hello.
Nathan.
Are you from Liverpool as well?
No, I’m Irish.
Oh, yay.
How are you comparing the Irish accent to the Liverpool accent?
Well, they’re basically the same thing.
-How’s it going, big man? -What’s up?
-Joe. -Nathan.
-Deck hand. -Is he with me? Come on.
-Come on with me. -Oh, God.
So you’re from Ireland, originally.
From the west.
Ooh, jeez...
Today, I just want to get the cabin’s all done.
-Yeah. -Look, it’s 48 hours.
No, it’s less than 24.
Oh, my God, this is a disaster.
We need to talk to the bosun.
Yeah, we do.
-Hi. -Hello.
-I’m Joe. -I’m Gael.
-Nathan, what’s happening? -Lovely to meet you.
-Where are you from? -Australia.
Australia.
-Yes. -Ciao.
This is gonna be insane.
Oh, my God.
I’m going to get a laugh.
So heavy.
Are you my stewie, or are you deck?
Deck.
I’m going to put you in with me.
-Oh, sweet. -You’re so pretty.
You’re so pretty. What the heck?
I keep looking at you, I’m like, oh, my God.
-Hi. -Hello.
-Nice to meet you. -I’m Jono.
-Sabrina. -Sabrina.
-But you can call me Bri. -Like, the cheese.
Sabrina.
Hello. How’s it, man?
-I’m Iain. -Iain, nice to meet you.
You have nice eyes, bro.
Cheers, bro.
-We’ve got a lot of work to do. -Yeah.
How far were the others we’re getting changed?
Joe and Gael.
Is Gael a deckhand as well?
-Yeah. -Nice one.
-All the girls, bro. [bleep]. -Yeah.
-Sabrina. -Sabrina.
-But you can call me Bri. -Bri?.
-I’m Joe. -Iain.
Bosun. You can tell, man.
-You’re in with Elena. -Okay.
-Iain. -Yes.
-Gael. -Gael. Nice to meet you.
I’m deck.
How long have you been a decky?
Five months.
But I’ll still give you a run for your money.
Let’s have a little chat.
I’m Iain, I’ll be your bosun.
I’ve been on yachts five years now.
I started on a 90-meter, went on to a 109-meter.
-[buzzing] -And, oh, jeez.
What the [bleep] was that?
-The big... -An eagle.
Oh, sh--. Matrix, over here.
So, I’m one of those leaders that always want to be kind
and I always want to be fair.
In terms of shifts,
one of you will be earlies and housekeeping.
And one of you on lates and service.
Service is kind of what I really want to get more experience in.
I’ve done cocktail training. I’ve just, like, practiced.
Yeah.
But I’ve done the whole course and everything.
Mm-hmm.
Like, when the guests are here, I’m like, showtime.
Yeah. Amazing.
Um, so, in terms of cocktails,
like, I definitely have a room to improve.
Sometimes I’m like...
-Yeah. -Do you know what I mean?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Like, what the [bleep]?
I didn’t get blessed with the best team ever,
but I also didn’t get cursed with the worst team ever.
So, I’m not going to stress.
After looking at your CVs, Ellie,
I’m going to make you second and on nights.
Mm-hmm.
And you third and housekeeping in the morning.
Things can always change,
but I’m going to make you lead deckhand
because you have the most experience
if I’m not around for sure.
If you guys are happy with that, too.
-If you’re happy with that. -Yeah, of course.
No, I’ve never had the lead deck position.
You sound like you’ve got
natural leadership inside of you.
-Cool. -I’m ready.
We’ll be picking up charter tomorrow.
There’s so much to do.
We haven’t even had provisions arrive.
Is this a joke? What the [bleep]?
Jesus, it’s already five o’clock.
I want to get this deck and main deck
guest areas done.
Everybody on the crew is, like, exceptionally good-looking.
I was like, Jesus Christ!
-Like, love at first sight. -Yeah!
Yeah.
-[laughing] -Just a little...
This is really cute.
I feel like a real bromance, really flourishing.
-Is it forming? -Yeah.
It is forming, I can feel it.
I did start as a stewardess,
but I was more drawn to the deck department.
I love being outside.
I love giving guys a run for their money.
Growing up, I had an older brother,
and I was the brother that he did have.
Mum put me in dancing. I wanted to play football.
It was hard for her. My mum came from Indonesia.
From her culture, women had to be soft
and nice and pretty and brush their hair
whereas my dad came from Scotland, he was like,
if your brother’s going to carry four bricks,
you’re going to carry four bricks.
Don’t act like you’re not capable.
-God damn! -Yow!
I dated captain on one cruise ship.
Everybody treated me like the freaking queen of the boat.
I was like, this is the lifestyle for me.
-Are you single or...? -I’m single.
-But girl has needs. -Yeah.
So we’re all single then? What’s going on?
-Yeah, we’re all single. -I’m not.
-You’re not single? -No.
-Taken? -Taken.
-Agh! -[bleep].
Ah, for [bleep]’s sake, really?
-He’s a yachtie. -What’s his position?
-Engineer, second engineer. -Engineer. Nice. Legend.
Yacht service.
Hi, this is Aesha speaking from Mustique.
I was just wondering where our provisions are.
I’m sorry. We had some internal confusion.
But the chef’s order will arrive later today,
and your order should arrive shortly after.
What the [bleep] is that?
Okay, just get here as soon as possible.
There’s so much to do, so little time.
-You need more buckets? -Yeah.
-Hey! -Hello.
Can I show you this forward cabin?
-Yeah. -It leaks through that hatch.
Hopefully, I can get it repaired during the season.
Yeah.
Our next task is all the cabins with toilet paper.
I’m happy you got the second two-position.
-Congrats. -Thank you.
My parents are very, very supportive.
Maybe too much.
I think of myself as a little kid sometimes,
because I never want to grow up.
I just want to stay a kid forever.
The thought of taxes scare the living sh-- out of me.
Jono, Aesha, Iain. Preference sheet meeting.
Come in here.
So, first charter, primary is Jacob Ward,
social influencer, and Gen Zer.
He looks like he’s trying to be a Roman statue.
He’s bringing his friends. They’re all from London.
Alfie and Amelia, boyfriend and girlfriend,
influencers, Nick and Anthony.
They’re going to take pictures of everything.
We just need to do videos of them all the time.
Love that.
These kids are just taking pictures
and can afford to charter a super yacht.
And meanwhile, I’m living in a van with my boyfriend
and just sh--ting in a bucket, passing the time.
This is going to be a shorter charter.
Cool.
All of them seem to really love Greek food.
Oh, disco theme with colorful 1970s vibe.
The first charter is always we’re finding our legs.
It’s like...
Yeah.
Let’s do this.
-Is that provisions? -Yeah.
All crew, all crew, provisions are here.
[bleep] yeah, let’s get these provisions in.
I think we’ll be going to midnight.
-Yeah. -Can we open?
Yeah.
-It’s good to be in Greece. -Does anyone speak Greek?
No.
-Oops. -There you go, big boy.
-Just hold my buns. -With pleasure.
I’ll be judging your potatoes.
-Potatoes. -Potatoes.
[bleep]’s sake.
[Irish accent] Pass the potatoes.
Oh, you’re doing it too. ----ing hell.
Normally, on boats, no one can ever understand me.
I’m from a tiny village in Ireland of like 600 people.
Finding a pot of gold. [laughs]
At least everyone in the town
can ----ing understand each other.
Pogue Mahon is a good Irish phrase.
It means you’re beautiful.
It actually means kiss me ass.
[laughing]
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
-Oh, is this mine? -Yeah.
-Amazing. -I got this.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Damn!
-All right. -Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that how you like them?
My eyebrows, yeah.
Elbow grease in Athens, Greece.
[laughing]
-Thank God. It’s the last one. -I know.
Jesus Christ.
I’ve got no wine, no prosecco, no champagne.
So we do baseline provision,
which is like general stuff for the boat.
And then we do charter specific preferences.
And I’ve only got a quarter of my baseline.
We’ll get cabins done. And then put these away, too.
Where the [bleep] is my rosé?
[phone ringing]
Yacht service.
Hi. This is Aesha from Mustique.
How can I help you?
I didn’t get my baseline alcohol today.
-Was that meant to be coming? -Yes.
We will work on this and send it over.
-Thank you so much. -Good night.
-Bye. -All this will go down, too.
I’ll take the bread down.
All crew, meet in the main salon for our protocol meeting.
-Copy from deck. -Isn’t this insane?
Yeah.
-Hi. -Hello.
I’m sorry, provisions were delayed,
but pressure makes us better.
-Okay. -Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We’re a team focused on the same goal.
And that goal is...
What?
The goal is to provide a level of service
-so you get the money. -Exactly.
So stuff that’s really important.
Respect each other.
Professionally, sexually, culturally, right?
No sexual harassment.
If the word no is used,
respect that word and no drinking on charter.
I just want to introduce you to our engineer,
-our chief engineer. -Hi.
-Hello, guys. -Hello.
This is our chief officer, Ivan.
And this is our second engineer, Luka.
We’re really happy to have him. They’re part of our team.
-Yeah. -Okay, I know you’re tired.
-Thank you very much. -Thanks, Captain.
Let’s go.
Easy.
Can you guys start cleaning our deck stuff?
Ai, yi, yi.
She’s looking cleaner already.
Definitely.
All right. What a day.
Yep.
Tomorrow we’ll start with main deck.
Clean the teak as best as possible.
And then details and stuff like that.
-Yeah. -Go to bed.
-Yeah. -Big day tomorrow.
-Yeah. -You start at seven.
Thank you guys for today.
It was longer than I thought it would be.
Hey, guys.
A few things that I’m missing that I hope you can find.
Please make sure all my oysters and lobster arrive.
Thank you. Good night.
I’ve just never had provisions arrive at 9 p.m. before.
Oh, it’s been a tough day.
We are good, gentlemen and lady.
-Good night. -Good night.
Is it Amy? I forgot names.
What about you?
Yeah.
-Good night. -Good night.
-Oh, sh--. -[laughing]
This first charter is going to be ----ed.
Yeah.
But no one’s going to die.
Jesus Christ.
[alarm sounds]
Oh my God.
I’m liking the look.
Oh, this is nothing.
I’ve got the whole costume.
Interesting.
She’s nice. She’s okay.
Let’s get the show on the road.
I’m windowblading while you guys carry on here.
Sweet.
Okay.
Two and a half hours until they’re on board.
We’ve got so much sh-- to do.
-[bleep] me. -I know.
This ----ing sucks.
Captain Sandy.
The rotation I have for deck team.
Deck one would be me.
-Yeah, the pro. -Deck two would be Joe.
And then deck three would be Nathan.
And deck four, Gael.
-Anchor watch. -Anchor watch, yeah.
-Thank you. -My pleasure.
-That’s awesome. -Back to it.
I’ve got charter starting at 12.
I’ve got boxes ----ing everywhere.
I managed to find one bottle of champagne in the crew mess,
so I’ve got one bottle.
This boat is massive.
I don’t know where anything is,
and now I don’t have provisions.
This area is done finally.
I’ll move on to the next stuff.
You want welcome cocktails,
or are we just going with champagne?
No, just doing the champagne.
Okay, copy.
I don’t even have the ----ing tequila that I need.
Ugh!
So far, so good.
* Hey, now, you’re an all-star *
I am excited for them to walk on.
I love your accent.
Do you know where this accent originates from?
-Where? -My accent from Liverpool.
-Yeah? -Basically Ireland,
-crossed over the ocean. -Oh, I see.
And now I talk like this because of you.
I talk like a [bleep]-wit because your a [bleep]-wit.
I actually have no recollection of living in Liverpool.
When I was five, we moved to Spain.
And then the crisis hit in 2009, 2010,
that forced me to go back to the UK.
-All right. -I hated it.
I said to me mum, listen, I want to live in Spain.
I’ll go there on me own.
Like, I’m a person that’s lived in this car for two months.
I’m a person that’s robbed to feed me self.
-You’ve got to survive. -Yeah.
I know, I always like to be actually hungry.
That’s a brave story, man, holy sh--.
-I love you, bro. -I love you.
I’m stressing so much that I didn’t even get the swiffer.
-I’m using my hand. -Just keep wiping.
They got a lot done.
Do you have coriander?
I did order some, but that’s parsley.
Oh...
What you going to do, girl?
[laughing]
-I’m just going to do this. -Twerk it out.
I know. Oh, I can’t twerk.
Do you know how white I am?
You don’t know how to twerk?
No.
I’m a dancer.
I popped out the womb dancing in the Caribbean.
We move our bodies.
I do it a lot while I’m working.
It’s relief from when I’m stressed.
If that’s what I have to do to get through this charter
with no provisions,
we’re going to do a little fishy dance for a little lobster.
-It’s this muscle here. -Okay.
So...
And then you can go back and forth.
-You’ll get there. -All crew, all crew.
Everybody change into their whites.
Shower gel, shampoo, conditioner...
Okay, for good luck, ten squats, ten push-ups.
-Three, four. -These are really fast.
Let’s get towels out.
Ten minutes.
Nine, ten.
-Hey! -Woo!
[barks]
Quarter of a glass each.
Bri, you’re going to hold the towels.
Ellie, hold the champagne.
All crew, all crew, come to the port side.
Not the aft.
-Woo! -Slick.
We’ve got this girl.
Bro, the content here is going to be silly.
Here they come.
Jacob gets in press-ups.
-They’re excited. -Hello, hello.
-Hi. -Hello.
-Jacob, nice to meet you. -I’m your captain, Sandy.
Hi, I’m Aesha.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Hi. -Hi.
Welcome.
We’re going to get your luggage on board and
then we’re going to depart for your destination.
Aesha’s our chief stew.
Hi. I’m your chiefy.
Do you guys want to have a tour and see what you’ll be on?
Yeah, awesome.
Where have you all come from?
The majority from London.
There’s one Canadian on here as well.
Okay. Now, I just want to give you guys full disclosure.
We have had a massive provisioning [bleep] up.
That’s the last of the champagne because none arrived.
Stop.
-No, it didn’t arrive. -No rosé?
We can make cocktails.
Is there anyway to get any rosé?
I’ve been on the phone to them all morning.
It’s coming as soon as possible.
Okay.
-Like, what did he do? -I know.
I don’t know how they’re affording it.
But whatever they’re doing, I’m doing the exact same thing.
I’ll sell pictures of my hairy toes. No problem.
[laughing]
Oh. Nice.
This is the bridge deck aft.
Do you have pictures here, sir?
Yeah, I heard you guys are influencers.
Yes.
Yeah, no.
I just suck.
-This is sun deck. -Oh, my God.
Are you a lifter, are ya?
There we go.
Need a spot, mate?
We’ve ran out of bubbles here.
-Oh, yeah. -We’ve ran out of bubbles there.
We spent the money on the yacht, not the bubbles.
That’s a man, right? [bleep]
So this is the primary suite.
Whoa!
Joel, do you want to practice cuddling?
Yeah.
Get out, get out.
-[laughing] -Get out.
-All right. -And let’s get a drink.
You’ve done this before, eh?
You’ve done this before.
Hey, Bri. I need you to be on laundry.
-They want everything steamed. -Okay.
One, two, three...
There we go.
Two of us guests want rosé.
Have we got time for me to nip to a shop and get some?
-I’ll double check for you. -Thank you so much.
-I apologize. -Thank you.
Aesh.
The guest is just asking if you can nip to the shop
-to buy some rosé. -Okay.
[bleep]
Hi, Sandy.
They’re desperate for rosé.
I can’t find it in the cupboard.
Okay. Let’s find out right now.
Where’s the closest shop?
Champagne’s a basic essential for a yacht.
I feel really bad for these kids
because they paid a lot to be here,
and it’s like the most basic stuff that we don’t have.
I mean, it’s not that much to ask for just some rosé.
-Don’t worry. -No, all good.
Can we get a drink?
Yes. What would you like?
-Margarita? -Can you do a picante?
Yes, but none of the coriander arrived.
I can make it just spicy.
Make it spicy.
Yes, can I have one of them as well?
Can they just all go for espresso martinis?
Just tell them...
Aesha, Aesha. Some provisions have arrived.
-Yay! -Champagne.
Put champagne here.
Oh, my God. Amazing. Thank you.
Like, are you ----ing kidding me?
No rosé, no red wine.
I just don’t have ----ing anything.
That’s not good.
I’m sorry, I’ve got so much going on.
Calling with update on your provisions.
Spicy margarita. I got this.
Is there uberese in this country?
We are still delayed, but I can get it to you on the water taxi
around 7:30 while you’re at anchor.
-I’ll help you. -I must apologize.
I understand it’s an inconvenience.
Yeah, huge problem.
I have never had an issue with provisioning like this before.
That is a huge mistake on the provisioner side.
I don’t understand why the provisioner
doesn’t have it here.
I don’t know what’s going on.
When you have a provision company that’s global,
you trust them.
They failed us.
That’s the shot.
Can we pop another one?
They’re out of a lot of stuff.
Spicy margarita.
Alright, get it in here.
Here we go.
Can we next time have a salt rim?
Yes.
All right, do you guys want to come down for lunch?
-Lunch? -Lunch?
Let’s jump down.
All crew, all crew, we’re going to depart immediately.
All right, guests are setting at the table.
Where’s this going?
Just put it in the boat quick and then we’re off.
Hang on, keep pulling.
There we go.
We’re going to work from the stern to the bow.
Got it?
-Yep. -Awesome.
Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
That’s all stern lines on board.
All lines are up on the bow.
You are clear of the dock astern.
-Got it, done. -Nice.
Easy.
Nice work, everyone. Nice work.
Can’t wait to go to sea.
It’s beautiful.
What I love about Athens is there’s so much history.
Athens is the oldest capital city in Europe.
And now it’s a yachting hub.
It’s like the gateway to all these beautiful islands
that are not so commercial.
Poros, Hydra, Poseidon’s Temple,
right off of Athens.
There are a few other places like this in the world.
-Hello. -Sexy man.
One, two, three, please.
Yes.
We’ve got some grilled vegetables.
-Is that eggplant? -Yeah, eggplant.
Oh, love that. I love that.
Chicken breast with tzatziki.
We’re on that yacht team.
And this is the giant shrimp.
-Moving up in the world. -It’s all really good.
-That’s a good shrimp. -Yeah, they’re really nice.
I can do this.
[shrieks]
Content is king.
No, we’re going to be on the content grind.
We’re going to be on that content grind.
Thanks, babes.
I can’t believe we’ve somehow did it.
-I’m nervous for dinner. -Right?
You’re lying.
What is going on?
I grew up with a maid.
Joining the industry, like doing laundry and housekeeping,
it made me realize
I definitely didn’t respect her as I should have.
This ----ing thing.
[gasps] It’s leaking water. What the [bleep]?
Right now, just trying to stay calm and not freak out.
I’ve never felt sick from stress before.
Oh, sh--, sh--, sh--, sh--, sh--.
Coming up...
Could I order a mojito?
Do you like a big plate of nachos...
Nachos and grilled cheese.
I’m going to try to get the chef up.
Can we get a mojito?
We ordered them 45 minutes ago.
Cheffy, they want food.
There’s no champagne, no rosé,
It’s got to be up from here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, what happened?
[exhales] Breathe.
White shirt, black shirt, cream shirts.
Have you dropped anchor before?
-I have. -Let’s get the remote.
Iain, Iain. Will you pop in the bridge?
Copy.
Boof! Boof!
[wolf whistles]
A spot from the front, mate.
Leg over, and then...
This is too sexual.
Not sexual enough.
-Hello. -Hey, we’re almost there.
-Put the slide out. -Yeah.
At home, we have a saying,
nothing’s lost until Mom can’t find it.
I love that.
Her name’s Sandy as well, actually.
Oh, yeah? That’s pretty cool.
-Cool. I’m gonna... -Okay, thank you.
Nathan!
-Are we anchoring? -We are.
We love you, Nathan!
Yay!
Anchor down.
We’re gonna put one and a half in.
I heard a drop.
Can you feel it? Is it in?
Can you?
It’s ridiculous.
He’s like, it’s in.
That one and a half shackles.
Lock it down.
That is anchor secure.
Feeling strong.
[bleep]
All right.
We should call Gael for this.
Gael, Gael.
Can we have you on the bow, please?
Copy, on my way.
So, for dinner...
-Let’s talk about it. -Yeah.
First course, ceviche.
For the main, let’s do...
If this was a full-length charter, we’d be ----ed.
Thank you.
Okay, I’m gonna start pulling.
Hold this one. Ooh!
Everyone is definitely competent.
And the slide is pretty heavy.
Yes!
Could you jump off the top and then into the slide?
I wouldn’t suggest it.
No Tom Daley sh-- over here.
I’m so confused.
Woo!
Record this.
Woo!
Whoa!
[shouting]
Let’s get this party started!
-Hey. -Sandy, how are we doing?
I’m happy you’re having a great time.
-It’s great. -Come.
I wish.
You have a ship to look after.
Yeah.
Oh, amazing.
Thank you so much.
I just hung them up.
Perfect.
Look at you, tough life, hey?
Yeah.
Oh, far out. Sorry.
-Nathan. -Yeah?
-Can you go down? -No problem.
Gael, might as well go down now.
Copy.
Okay, guys, who wants to test it?
You want a lot of lube.
-Not our first rodeo. -Yeah.
Ah!
[laughing]
Do you want to start setting the table maybe?
-Once they all leave? -Do you think?
Yeah.
No, they haven’t found it.
Aesha, Iain.
The guests said they’re done for the day.
Copy.
Oh, somebody fell down the stairs.
Are you guys okay?
Fine. I’m all fine.
Crazy, crazy, crazy.
What is this? ----ing hell.
Yes.
Yeah.
You’re still waiting for your stuff, too?
A green silky shirt.
Okay.
I know. I’m so sorry.
Oh, this is terrible.
I know that Bri is relatively green,
but I asked her to steam like three things in the laundry.
How does anything take this long?
Were you blowing on the garment?
Ha, ha.
No, still got wrinkles. Ha, ha.
Like is that what she was doing?
All right, these need to be ironed again.
Can I just quickly do these?
Okay.
I’ll just wear a different outfit, it’s fine.
I wanted to go and have a nice drink,
but, like, if you can’t go out of your room to get a drink,
then something’s ----ing wrong.
Are you not very good at laundry, or...?
So, it is scary for me,
so I do like taking my time
to make sure that it’s good.
Yeah.
Sorry, it’s just a bit stressful.
Everyone’s standing there wondering
where their clothes are.
I think I’ll just wear this tonight,
and just [bleep] everything else.
Okay, I’ll get you to run these.
I’ll iron the shirts.
Knock, knock.
It’s my bad.
Do you have a shirt as well, or is that still drying?
Oh, the polo.
-It’s in the dryer as we speak. -Okay.
[bleep] me.
What was that?
I’ve got a generic white shirt, black shirt, and white trousers.
Okay.
And light blue shorts as well, please.
-Okay, of course. -Oh, mind your head.
Mind your head.
Um, of course.
Oh, God.
No, they’re not mine. Yeah, I don’t know whose they are.
My ----ing shirt is in the dryer.
What’s going on?
No, no. Oh, God.
-I’m really sorry. -No, it’s fine.
These can be kind of cute as deco,
because they’re like glow sticks.
Yeah, I like it.
So sorry about the confusion, everyone.
I’m still washing a few things.
I get in my head a lot.
Like, I stress over the stupidest stuff sometimes.
I’ve been in the industry for two years.
All the boats were, like, 30-meter, 35-meters,
but I’ve never made it through a season.
This laundry might seem like a molehill,
but from my perspective, it’s like a mountain.
[phone ringing]
Hey, Baba, how are you?
What’s going on out there? How’s your day?
It’s actually pretty hectic.
Like, I’ve just got on break now.
The crew’s... lovely.
So, my partner’s the second engineer
on the last boat that I was on.
We’ve only been together five months or so.
I am a relationship girl in the way that...
I don’t really like starting something new.
I don’t want to have to ask someone
what their favorite color is.
I don’t want to have to learn to go to the toilet
in front of someone new.
-Okay. Love you. -Love you.
Bye.
[phone ringing]
Hello. Yacht service.
Hi. Um, please don’t have bad news.
Unfortunately, your items were delivered
to the wrong water taxi,
but I have everything now and it’s coming to you in an hour.
Who has been in charge of this?
Our company.
Tell them that they ----ing suck.
to the wrong water taxi,
but I have everything now and it’s coming to you in an hour.
Who has been in charge of this?
Tell them that they ----ing suck.
Well, it’s true.
I appreciate you trying to rectify it for me.
We’re working on it.
And we hope to get you these items as soon as possible.
It’s okay. It’s okay.
-Ready? -Ready?
Ready?
This is how you make a picante on a 180-foot super yacht.
Let’s go.
Huh. What the [bleep]?
Is there any way to, like, blow up balloons
-as you’re doing this? -I’ll help you.
Hey, guys. Not acceptable.
You’re telling me now, in half an hour, everything’s coming.
I have dinner at nine.
I don’t know how I’m going to patch the way.
For the next one, do better, please.
Thank you.
I don’t have lobster. What can I do?
I have no lobster.
Crab’s the best option.
[laughing]
Oof.
All right, some crab.
-Knock, knock. -These are...
-Possibly? -None of it is us.
Oh, my God.
Ooh, I like the shirt.
Bri, Bri, are you almost done there?
Yes. Two more, three more things to go.
-Four more. -Copy.
I don’t think she has much experience
in laundry, to be honest.
No, she said she didn’t.
Well, it shows.
Ai yi yi.
Okay, I’ll just hang it up for you guys.
-Perfect, thank you. -I’m so, so sorry again.
Have you worked in yachts before?
Yeah.
No, I may seem pretty calm,
but it’s a hundred things going through my head.
Managing pressure is definitely a skill
I learned in architecture school.
I make notes so I can dig through my recipe book
in a high-pressure scenario.
They specifically requested surf and turf,
and I don’t have lobster, so I have Alaskan king crabs
that I fortunately thought to get.
Thank [bleep].
They make really good crab cakes.
Oh, I hope they like it. Ooh.
Okay, guys, everything’s all right.
-Let’s go. -All right, I’m ready.
Let’s go.
Down the line, not today.
You know that show The Deadliest Catch?
Oh, yeah.
I’ve always thought it’d be quite a cool way to test,
-like, your manliness, you know? -Okay.
Hey, you got someone to hang your balls.
They’re nice balls, aren’t they?
Nathan, he’s a ball handler.
Only if you can literally do that in, like, a second,
because we don’t have time.
All right, what’s going on?
Well, you can start making your way to the table if you want.
-Oh, my God. -Couple disco balls.
Party vibes.
I thought they were blowing up balloons.
-There’s about six of them. -Disco.
Cheffy, that’s all of the guests making their way to the table.
Copy, copy.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Wow.
10 out of 10 if I say so myself.
-How can I help? -Water, please.
Yeah.
I love dressing up. It’s a way to express myself.
I travel with the bunny costume, naughty cheerleader, latex.
I’ve added a BDSM outfit.
I’m going through a phase.
But 10% of my costumes are PG-13.
-You look better than us. -Yeah.
For me, a costume is for foreplay.
For a lucky few.
Cheffy, that’s water and wine.
-Did the other wines arrive? -No.
Oh.
They were meant to be here an hour ago, so...
So how much do we have left?
How many bottles?
There’s no red.
Oh, my God.
Sweet.
Deck crew, is there anyone that can help run plates?
-How are you going? -Copy, on my way.
-Have you finished steaming? -Yeah.
Okay, I can’t knock you off until you’ve done the cabins.
-I know. -Okay.
-Hello. -Okay, ready to run?
Holy [bleep].
-Ooh, lovely. -All right, here we go.
Very much.
For our first course, you’ve got fresh snapper and mango ceviche.
Deck crew, we have provisions.
Provisions have arrived.
Hallelujah. I can get a bottle of red.
I can put it straight into a decanter.
Yes, please.
-Cab sav. -Cab sav.
-It should be fine. -It looks lovely.
What’s this? Squid ink.
This is a ceviche.
It’s really nice.
It’s really tasty.
Half the provisions didn’t arrive, but...
The chef is good.
Exactly what we wanted.
F my life.
-You’re killing it today. -As much as we can.
-I know. -You’re doing a good job.
Can I have help to get the wine into the fridges?
Yes.
They desperately want red with the next course.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, man. Haste.
Haste, haste, haste.
She wants a red right away.
Come on, bitch. Calm down.
Thank you so much, guys.
Where’s the wine?
Ellie, Ellie. Do you want to help Bri finish cabins?
Copy, copy.
Oh, hell no.
I understand. Sometimes you can’t get everything
that the client requests.
You’re in different parts of the world,
different stuff’s stocked.
It’s abnormal to not receive a shipment of wine and rosé.
Seriously?
Considering how badly this provision company messed up,
we’re going to have to make some changes after this charter.
Here I come. Ready to help.
That’s unbelievable. There’s no rosé or wine.
Yeah.
Did you see red, Sandy?
-There’s a box? -No.
-That’s not red? -No.
-Did you see red, Sandy? -No.
-That’s not red? -No.
Christ!
I’m so sorry. This is really embarrassing.
It’s not here, is it?
They dropped off champagne with no wine.
I know. I was like... [screams]
-Yeah. -So weird.
Cheffy, I’m starting to clear.
Copy, I’m starting to plate now.
Oh my gosh.
To be on a boat and not have any wine is quite extreme.
God, Jesus Christ.
Which lights are you keeping on?
Don’t worry, just get the beds done
and we’ll take care of the lights later.
Ellie, Ellie just waiting to get plates up to the table.
Copy, copy.
-I’ll put them in here. -Thank you so much.
How do I do this?
-Ready to go. -Okay, cool.
-Thank you. -Hi, guys.
Well, yeah, because Instagram you run
a different type of video.
-You’re having this? -Yeah, I am.
-Thank you. -Yeah, thank you so much.
-Here we go. -Amazing.
Here he is.
Hey guys.
I just want to apologize.
I had to change the menu, the lobster didn’t arrive in time.
But this is some super yummy Alaskan crab.
-Thank you. -Enjoy, you’re welcome.
This is tender.
-Oh! -Nice.
-It cuts so easily. -It’s so good.
Jono, despite everything, he’s managed to get stuff out
that looks pretty good.
You’ve got yourself a good chef.
I know.
If you only knew what he went through and her.
-Yeah. -He’s so calm.
I’m crying in the dining room and he’s just like, namaste.
Oi.
All right.
They’re blown away. They love all your food.
Awesome.
Halle-looo-yah.
Thank you for passing on the message.
Ellie, did you check the bathroom
just to see if it’s fine?
Yeah, well, to be honest,
when I came to check, the floor was still wet.
The tissue box was empty.
The shower door was still a little bit wet also.
Okay.
We’ll do training together and you’ll catch up.
Thank you.
Don’t get into your head about it.
-It’s day one. -Yeah.
Bri says that she’s worked on boats before.
Questionable. Sorry.
You can’t have deadweight
because we’re already giving 110% as is.
I was eight years old when they bombed Serbia for four months.
I learned the value of work very early on.
Be it in the fields or helping out with my family’s businesses.
-We need waters and chocolates. -Yeah.
We definitely need Bri to get up to speed quickly.
That’s one thing you’ll learn growing up in Yugoslavia.
You’ve got to be tougher.
You’ve got to figure it out.
-Water? -Fridge.
Right.
You should be done already.
I’ll go up to the boat.
Put the cushions away now if you’re happy with that.
Yeah, sure.
Bye, lads.
How can I help you?
She’s just doing waters and chocolates.
Next time she can become aware of the pacing.
I don’t want to stress her out
because I can tell she’s going to get emotional.
Yeah.
We need to just, like, finish today.
Yeah.
Here’s what I’ve come up with so far for Gael.
You’ve still got some time.
Cleaning up the crew mess would be nice.
-Sweet. -Yeah.
-Are you done? -Yeah.
All right, I’ll knock you off.
Start at six.
Don’t be in laundry. Just get laundry going.
Yeah.
-Come up, set the table. -Okay.
I’m going to go to bed.
Tomorrow’s a new start, okay?
-Yes. -Sleep tight, guys.
-Get a good sleep. -You’ve got this.
You’ve got this.
-Yeah, let’s go upstairs. -Yeah, go upstairs.
Let’s go.
Everyone, bring a glass.
Oi.
-Oh. -Yeah.
-Amazing. -Yeah.
Is that per person?
[laughing]
Yeah, of course.
Could I also be and have a mojito?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
No.
Yeah.
I can see I’ve done your course.
-Yeah. -Got the terminology.
I’m happy I can pull my weight.
’Cause she, I mean, she’s...
Looks like I forgot the wine and reposado.
I can’t.
Perfect.
-Hi. -Hello.
-We have a list. -Yeah.
I’ve left it over here.
That’s jobs to do tonight.
-Mm-hmm. -Just keep an eye on the guests.
Easy.
Check out the fit, what we sayin’?
[shouting, cheering]
-Disco Joe! -Disco, Disco.
Oh, yeah.
[laughing]
Disco!
I need to be up by the time the guests get up.
-Okay. -I’m going to knock off.
Mm-hmm.
Are you going to be okay?
I just need a nap.
Like, mentally and emotionally. I’m fine.
-Okay. -That’s all I need.
My first chief stew season,
I felt like I had to be everywhere all at once.
But at some point, you have to just trust in your girls
and take care of yourself so you don’t burn out yourself.
So I want to try and trust Ellie.
I have to be up early to watch out for Bri
and set up for breakfast.
Woo!
-We’ve got this. -Amazing.
-All right. Sleep well. -I appreciate you.
Ellie said she wanted more experience with service, so...
Ah!
Here you go. Trial by fire.
Oh, sh--!
Finish as soon as possible.
-Oh! -[screaming]
You’re trying to kill me!
-If you need me, just call me. -Give me the damn shammy.
You need to go to bed, man.
That is going to be a bitch to clean.
-I’ll see you tomorrow. -Oh, whoa.
How romantic.
-Stop it. -See you tomorrow.
Growing up, my sister was always the wee angel.
I was like Satan.
She worked really hard in school.
I didn’t really give a sh--.
I was running around causing mayhem.
Since I was 15, I knew I wanted to go into yachting.
Traveling, having fun...
I genuinely just like doing sh--
that I’m mainly not meant to do.
So listen, today’s a sh-- show.
-Tomorrow will be a better flow. -Yeah.
We’re below zero degrees right now.
We’ll get to zero, and it will feel really good.
-Yeah. -[laughing]
Good night.
I’m a influencer, too, guys.
A very gay one.
-Hey! -Hey, hey!
Ah, yes.
It’s possible to ask for late-night munchies,
-grilled cheese. -Grilled cheese.
And then, like, mac and cheese.
Like a big plate of nachos in here.
-Nachos? Okay. -Cheese, guacamole.
-Thank you so much. -No worries.
Yeah, no problem. Help me, Jesus.
Party’s going on up here!
-Um, wanna go in the hot tub. -Okay.
Mac and cheese. [bleep]’s sakes.
I have to wake up the chef. It’s too much food they ordered.
The boats I worked on previously,
I never really make food for drunk people.
I feel overwhelmed. I need help.
I’m sorry, Cheffy.
Mac and cheese. [bleep]’s sakes.
Oi. My mojito still hasn’t come.
I’m sorry, Cheffy.
They’ve ordered food.
I know.
It’s just too much food for me to make.
They want a bunch of stuff.
I’ll help you. We’ll do it together.
They want the grilled cheese. Nachos and guacamole.
Mac and cheese.
Um, I can just make them grilled cheese
and tell them this is what we have.
No problem.
All right.
They’re getting grilled cheese. That’s it. [bleep] it.
I reckon in just about 15 minutes
I just got hot water pumping.
-Another shot? -Just two bottles of vodka.
No worries.
Ellie, Ellie.
Can we get two shots of vodka on the sundeck, please?
Do you know if she’s coming with the mojitos?
They’re getting grilled cheese, that’s it.
-Can we get a mojito? -We ordered them 45 minutes ago.
And a Moscow Mule, two mojitos.
And more rosé.
Pfft.
Interior, Gael.
We’re just waiting on two mojitos
and two Moscow Mules.
Can I get an ETA on that?
Um, okay, so we’re gonna...
Okay, I’ll be coming up now.
It’s just like one thing after another.
Okay, what we’ve got on the menu only is grilled cheese.
That’s the only option right now.
Cheese.
Cheese and bread, that’s it.
The mojitos that we already ordered, are they coming?
Yeah, but I’m making grilled cheese.
I’m the only person up working on food and drinks,
-so I’m doing my best. -You’re doing a great job.
You’re doing a great job.
We just got told off.
Temperature okay, though.
-Thank you. -Pleasure.
Mojito.
-I’m so sorry. -I don’t know what’s going on.
So we’re doing grilled cheese, one grilled cheese?
No, they all want grilled cheese.
Of course.
I’ll start with seven grilled cheeses.
Yeah, just grilled cheese.
Okay.
I don’t think I should take the responsibility
of making food.
I was butter, where would I live?
I’m going to try to get the chef up one more time.
-Okay. -[bleep]’s sakes.
It’s not my responsibility to cook meals for the guests.
Not only am I not able
to provide cocktails for the guests,
but I’m also looking like I’m not able to manage guests.
[whispers] Calm down, breathe.
Jono’s selfish behavior is making me look bad.
What about me?
Cheffy...
Look, the only reason I came back is because this
is going to be a problem.
I don’t want you to do this to yourself
because of something silly with me.
They want this food and it’s going to be a big issue.
I hate being woken up. I hate it.
I hate it. I hate it.
Bitch, are you stupid?
This is not going to be good for you.
Next, on "Below Deck Mediterranean..."
Pants missing as well.
I’ve checked through my friend’s room,
but I don’t want to be doing that.
I’m ----ing trying my hardest.
Never wake the chef.
I bust my ass and it all became about waking up the chef.
This bitch is going to drive me crazy.
Maybe I like him a little tiny bit.
Do you really have a boyfriend?
I would not be happy if I was him.