- If you don't mind... - Lady, don't touch me.
- You will find someone else.
- It's like a kid's birthday party.
- If you wanna fire me or... - Let's finish our charter.
- Hannah, it's been brought to my attention
that you have drugs on board.
- They're not registered in her...
- Right. - ...seafarer's log.
- Hannah's been let go.
Bugsy's your chef stew.
- Hi! I'm back!
- Thomas is in Madrid.
- And he's, like, a real chef?
- He is.
- Could you help me out?
- I'd certainly be happy to help out.
- Yeah, girl, let's see that enthusiasm.
- I can't wait.
[ cheering ] - Woo!
You wanna come with me?
[ thudding, laughter ]
- I think Alex is cute. - Bye-bye, friend zone.
[ laughs ]
- I'm not your sweetie or your sweetheart.
I'm your bosun.
- That laundry room...
I do not want it to look like that.
[ sharp thud ] - Ow, Goddamn!
- [bleep]'s sake, man.
- Heaving line, you made that mistake three times.
- Ow!
- The guests arrive in an hour.
How am I supposed to put all this away?
- We'll help you.
Now I'm carrying the responsibility of my partner,
and that's scary.
- [bleep] this.
- We have an all-girls' trip. Stay-at-home moms.
- You ready to party?
- I know, take your shirt off!
- Give us some lap dances!
- I see it!
- I feel like I can't fully be myself
because I haven't figured everyone out yet,
and I don't know what to say, what not to say.
- This is, like, so good.
[bleep]. ----ing hell!
[bleep]
- So if Tom decides to walk off the boat, would you stay or go?
- That's not even an issue.
- What?
- Talk to me. - It's a yes-or-no.
- You just said there's ----ing frozen halibut in the freezer.
- Yeah.
- We're gonna do the crossing to Bahamas.
- Is that enough sea time to get your yacht masters?
- It will be.
I feel like I've spent enough energy
trying to convince somebody that I love them.
I'm exhausted, and just reached the point
where I've started to question
whether I should go to Bali or not.
[ knocking ]
- Yo, come in.
- David? - Hey, how's it going?
- Good. - What's up?
- I think I'm in. - You're in?
- Yeah. - For the crossing?
- Yeah. - All right, man.
- Thank you. - Cool, ciao.
[ sobbing ]
- Hey, Malia, we're gonna leave here at 9:15,
and you're driving us out.
- Yeah, copy that.
He was like... - Yeah.
- Okay. - Ready?
- You're gonna take this the whole way.
- Driving out of anchorage is a huge honor to me,
because captains don't have to do these things,
and she puts in that extra effort to encourage us.
- Always start the starboard first.
Press and hold it.
- I can't thank her enough for that.
- Deck, deck, we can start taking up the anchor.
- Okay, you can put it in gear.
- And we're off.
- Good job!
- Good morning. - Hi!
- Do you think Captain Sandy will let you guys all
take a shot with us at the very end?
- Oh, you can ask. - Ooh...
- I doubt it.
- Wow, this is so pretty.
- I know.
I'm glad I didn't miss the boat ride back,
because it's really scenic.
- Is Malia up there?
Who's driving this rig?
- Hey, honay. - The hell are you doing?
- Driving the boat.
[ laughter ]
- Sure you do, it's called a microwave.
- Yeah. You'd know all about that.
- Top Ramen. - Toodles.
- Aesha! - Morning!
- Good morning.
- I'm gonna go change into epaulettes.
- I've got a chef's special, which is a chickpea stew
with a poached egg on top, or you can do the eggs Benedict.
- I'm definitely going Benedict.
- Egg white omelette, cheese and veggie, no mushrooms.
- So two truffle eggs Benedict, two omelettes,
three shakshuka, one without the egg.
Okay, I've got an order for you...
a large order.
- Oh, my God.
- They already started putting food down.
Should we sit?
- Yes, the breeze.
- How we doing? - Good.
- Thanks, Jess. - Yeah.
- Being promoted mid-season, and having to gain
the respect of the crew, it was very challenging.
But I'm extremely proud of the interior.
I think we came a long way.
- Wow, that's so pretty. - Without the egg.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I'm gonna take this toast away
and bring you gluten free toast.
There's definitely an expiry date on yachting,
and I think eventually I'm gonna settle down.
Just not any time soon.
- They can go. - Thank you.
- I still feel like Peter Pan in a girl's body.
Not ready to grow up yet.
- Oh, that's good, really good. - Yay.
- Thank you. Oh, my gosh, it smells so good.
- And bacon!
- Starter here? - Yeah.
- Egg white omelette with cheese.
- I don't feel safe. Where's Captain Sandy?
- That's me.
- Someone please, get us out of here.
- Ha! - Egg white omelette.
- Yes. - Veggies, cheese.
- Thank you.
- You should. But don't...
I don't wanna be involved with any of this...
- I know. - Good.
- I think the crossing would definitely be
a great opportunity for me to progress in the industry,
just to see if it's something that I truly wanna do.
Also, it gives time for us to be apart for two weeks,
after being together every day for six weeks.
But it's a really hard position to be in,
because I just don't wanna hurt Jessica.
I think we should just go out and enjoy ourselves,
and I'll tell her tomorrow.
- Jess, will you please jump into your whites?
- Yes.
- Hey... oh, hey!
- Hey, smell your knife.
- Ooh, yeah. Mm.
- Mm. - My last ----ing day.
They can't do anything to me.
- Oh, my God, yes, it's so soon till we fly home,
----ing so excited.
[ squeals ]
I think I'm done with yachting now.
You know, I spent so many years of my life
giving my everything to these people that I don't even know.
And now I just wanna put that same amount of motivation
and energy into forging my own future.
Do you want this on?
- Yeah, that's... my sh-- was in there, yeah.
- All right, see you in a little bit.
- My hair is a hot mess.
- Everything was so excellent.
Thanks for everything.
- Not a problem. It's not a problem.
I've never had so much stress
in two weeks of working the galley on a boat.
- He's gonna walk off the boat. - Well, let him walk.
Saying that you're going to quit
or I'm ready to walk off the boat, psychologically,
you're taking control. You're not.
People say, "I don't need this Goddamn job."
Well, yeah, you do, because you got a mortgage and 12 cats.
So of course you need that ----ing job.
- It's so good.
- Yeah, good, I'm glad you liked it.
- Awesome.
[ humming ]
- So what are you gonna do after this?
- I have a trip right after this.
- Oh, that's right, your boss trip.
But you and Tom, gonna try to get on a boat together?
- We're both doing this trip on my boat.
- Oh, you are?
- So we kinda like have a job together.
- Oh, you do? - Yeah.
- How far away? We got a mile, you can go.
I got it.
You go help your team. Thank you.
- How you going, Jess?
- Fabulous, darling.
- Oh, wonderful.
- Oh, my God, one last docking, one last docking.
- Let's [bleep] it up, Alex.
- Let's just [bleep] sh-- up!
- I'm gonna go like this with my heaving line.
- Oh, again?
[ laughter ]
- Yeah. - Hoo!
- Yeah, I usually do that anyway.
- This deck team has been on a roller coaster
throughout the season.
But Malia's definitely a good leader and a great bosun,
and she's a friend for life now.
- Lines need to be quick.
Get 'em in, pull up the tension, lock it off.
- Is that mine? - It's all yours.
- Thank you.
- Holding 45 feet to ground lines at stern.
Closing off your stern, 40 feet and closing.
- Okay, I got this sailboat.
- Interior, interior, if you can make
your way out to fenders, please?
- Copy that, Malia, on our way.
- Ground line, 15 feet directly astern.
Port quarter, 18 feet to ground line.
You have one ground line port quarter, 15 feet.
- I'm worried about this ground line.
If I ran over a ground line, not only would I damage
the prop on the boat,
but then perhaps that ground line gets wrapped around,
and I pull that bow into the stern of the boat,
and I damage two boats.
- Alex, can you watch that ground line?
- Fifteen feet, port side.
- Port quarter, five feet and closing to ground line.
- [bleep]
We need to kick the stern to port, stern to port.
[bleep] [bleep]
- Coming up...
- It doesn't matter what I do. - Okay.
- It's not enough.
It's not good enough, and it will never make you happy.
- Okay.
- And you will always find a fault in it.
- Okay. I'm tired of this game right now.
- Port quarter, five feet and closing to ground line.
We need to kick the stern to port, stern to port.
- I'm worried about this ground line.
We're being blown to starboard.
- We are nicely centered into the slip.
Port midships passing ground lines now.
- I'm just in neutral.
- Throwing lines, throwing lines, hold to stern.
- It was teamwork.
- All right, lock 'em off.
- Are you proud of your lady docking us?
- I know, again. She looks quite cool.
- All right, guys, let's take up tension on the straight back.
My first time as bosun, I got to take the challenge.
I definitely hope to be an inspiration to other females
in this industry or in any industry.
Like, we can do the jobs that are "male" jobs.
Okay.
I didn't know what yachting was a couple years ago,
and I wanna be a captain now.
Perfect.
- Hey, can you draw on my cast?
- It's drawing time! - It's drawing time!
Draw on it.
- Deck, deck, let's start getting
all the luggage when we can.
- Oh, my God, that's so good. - That's so impressive!
- I like it. - "I love you."
- Aw! - "Love, Aesha."
- Ow, my balls.
- Beautiful, thanks.
- Hi, honey. - Nice work.
- Thank you.
- All crew, to the dock.
All crew, to the dock immediately.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much, it was so fun.
- Thank you. - Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. - Oh.
- As moms, we're so used to taking care of the kids
and everybody all the time, so it was so nice to be able
to just be pampered and get out of
what we usually do day to day, and just have fun.
Thank you, guys. - Aw.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you!
- Thank you, bye! - Thank you!
Bye! Love you guys!
- Do you wanna go with them?
- Yes!
- See you later.
- All right, everyone, it's the last charter.
Let's change into reds
and meet in main salon for our tip meeting.
[ cheering ]
- Woo! - Yeah!
- We did it!
- Tip meeting, let's go, guys.
- Woo! - Woo!
- I'm already naked!
- Let's get ----ing naked!
- Oh, okay!
- All crew, all crew, meet me in the main salon
for our final tip meeting.
[ whistling ]
- Wow, we made it... our final charter.
I loved hearing you guys on the dock,
everybody's hugging each other and not fighting,
which is such a beautiful thing.
When I started this season, some of you that were here
knew I wanted to end with the same crew.
That's not life.
That's in a perfect world, which rarely happens.
But it turns out even better.
I think you, interior, for me, has been beyond...
above and beyond.
These women were happy.
- Ooh! - Who rules the world?
- Girls!
- How much do you think it is?
- A lot! - A lot!
- Twenty thousand.
- Woo! - Twenty thousand dollars...
18,000 euros, 1,500 euros a person.
- Yay!
[ cheering, clapping ]
- This season's tips is $171,500.
That's a lot of money.
I hope you go put it down on a down payment
on a house or something.
Anyway... it's your life.
Anyway, congratulations, and thank you very much.
- Nice team. - Yes.
- Woo!
- Anyway, so I spent the evening in my cabin,
and I came up with what I felt in my heart about this crew.
And I did it on the Beaufort wind scale.
- Oh! - Okay, so...
- On the wind scale? - Mm-hmm.
- ...Jess, this is your champion status.
Your rating Beaufort scale's a two.
That's a light breeze.
"Always smiling, always up for the tasks,
and has a can-do attitude."
[ clapping ] - Aw!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Rob, I never had to worry about you.
That's why, on the Beaufort rating scale,
you are a zero, which is calm.
You are calm and steady in the midst of a storm.
You're just yourself. - Yeah, you are.
[ clapping ] - That's amazing, Rob!
- Woo! - Woo!
- Thank you.
- It's gonna make me cry. - Same.
- Tom, Beaufort scale's a 10... whole gale.
"Demands excellence, creative,
and never forgot to feed the crew."
[ laughter, clapping ] - Aw!
- Yeah! - A gale.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Yeah, seriously. - Sorry.
- Aesha, rating Beaufort scale of five...
fresh breeze.
"Kind, confident, gentle, always happy to help.
I'm so happy to have her back on board."
- Aw, thank you! - Woo!
- Yes, thank you.
That's exactly what we've been talking about.
- What were your, like, hardest moments?
- Well, my low was interior not getting as much
praise as they should have. - Oh!
- It's so nice to finish the season,
finally, with such good praise for the interior.
- Alex, Beaufort scale, you're an eight...
you're a fresh gale.
"A tried-and-true team player,
and he's still trying to figure out Bugsy."
[ laughter, clapping ]
- Thank you.
- Bugsy, Beaufort scale... you're a nine, strong gale.
"The queen of theme, goes above and beyond
for the guests' experience, and always leads by example."
- Aw!
- Thank you.
- Malia, your Beaufort scale's a nine, a strong gale.
"Steadfast, funny, fair, and a true leader."
- Aw!
- I have even more admiration for Malia.
I think she'd be an impeccable captain.
She's my calm, you know? My release from everything else.
- Cheers, everyone.
- I love you guys. And I'm joining you for dinner.
- Hey! - Cheers!
[ cheering ] - Yay!
- All right... okay, thank you.
- Thank you.
- So what happens when I figure out Bugsy?
Can I erase this on the thing?
Dude, six weeks, man, holy [bleep].
- Hello. - Oh, hey.
- Hey.
I appreciate what you said, just because my whole life,
I've been kind of told the opposite
of everything you complimented me on.
So, people think I'm an idiot or I'm not...
like, I'm... or whatever it was.
And I feel like you...
you saw that I was eager to learn
and just needed more direction.
- You were open.
You just were willing to learn.
You were an absolute pleasure.
You were gracious, you were kind.
I don't know why anyone would think you're an idiot.
Everyone has different gifts. - Yeah.
- Like, I was never...
I got kicked out in eleventh grade.
I didn't go to college. I can tell...
- Yeah, yeah.
- ...you know exactly what you want.
You're very educated. - Thank you.
- And I would never say... - Aw.
- ...that you were...
I would never describe you as that.
- I appreciate it.
I definitely has issues from childhood of,
like, trying to please my mother.
And it feels really good that Sandy is noticing
qualities about me that I've worked really hard
to get good at over my life.
I just wanted to say thank you.
- You're welcome. - Give you a hug.
- Yeah. - You're amazing.
- Amazing.
- We're gonna have dinner tonight.
- Okay.
- Coming up...
- Hey! - Why are they here?
[ shouting, chatter ]
- That's amazing. Oh, my God.
- All right, guys, all we gotta do is wash down the boat,
dry stainless and flats, and we're good.
- Perfect. - Let's do this quickly.
- [ burp ] Ooh!
Champagne's kicking in already.
- Jess and Aesha, can you guys please just bag up
all the sheets and bring them to the main deck aft?
- Woop, woop! - Yea.
- Huggy for Buggy!
- Huggy for Buggy? Kissy for Alex?
- No. - Why not?
- Not yet! - Why?
- Because we're still at work. - Oh.
- Have you been, like, secretly screaming
on the inside the whole time?
- Secretly?
I don't know if it's been a secret.
Should we do it, like, right now?
- Let's do it. - Do it... you ready?
- No, don't! - No?
- No, I don't like screaming. It's irritating.
- [ exasperated ] Ugh!
- All that animosity comes out on the last day.
- Mm-hmm.
- I don't feel like screaming, I feel very happy.
- I feel like tonight's not gonna go too well,
and I'm gonna wanna shoot myself, but that's cool.
- Well, Rob, are you walking off this boat
with a girlfriend, or... - I can't tell you that now.
I just wanna have a good night.
- I think you deserve to have one fun night.
Have you even had a night out that
doesn't end in fighting yet?
- Um... no.
- Hey, Bugs, I got you something.
No? - Pure stripper heels.
- The things I try, and you don't even care.
- I can't believe that we're done.
- [bleep]
- I feel like I've been here for so long.
- Does anyone want this pair of shoes that got left behind?
- Let me see?
- Those... are they tan ones? - The brown ones.
- No. - Oh, let me see?
They might... oh [bleep] no.
- Yeah. - Thank you, though.
- Holy hell, we did it.
- Thank you, Malia.
- We're done for today. - Woo-hoo!
- Your hair looks nice.
- Thanks. - Ooh, hair and makeup.
- Get the champagne ready.
This is the best night. It's the best feeling.
Anyone can tell you this in yachting...
your final night out is...
Hi, honey.
- We should just have fun, yeah, I was just gonna say.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Get a little bit rowdy.
- Hey? - Are we good?
- Yeah.
- I'm...
- Okay. - You know?
- What?
- Whatever.
[ squealing, laughter ]
- Okay.
- I'm dying! - Hey!
- Woo! - Yeah!
- Let's go, bitches!
- Come with the fun crew.
- Do you want me to sit with you?
- No, sit back there with your boyfriend.
- Bugs wants to be with the lads.
- He's your boyfriend. - I've got a girlfriend.
- He's my boy that's a friend, for sure.
- This is the A team anyway.
- Yeah, exactly.
- We've got Aesha, so we've got the volume.
- Wow.
- I'm having dinner, and then I'm leaving.
- Oh.
- Why, what? Rob?
I just wanna have a good, normal, fun night,
and it's like he has to ----ing be a weirdo.
It's just like what the [bleep].
- So how's it going with your girl?
- She said to me, "Why don't we be single tonight."
- Honestly, that's... - Perfect, bro, what's going on?
- Yeah. - ...that's perfect, yeah.
Have a good night, so you guys don't have to bullsh--.
- Don't even think about it twice, Rob.
- I said nothing; she said, "Let's be single tonight."
I'm like, well... - Well, that's her wishes.
- You can't stress it. - Yeah.
- Knowing that that's her intention for this evening,
it just affirms that I should be
going on the crossing and not Bali.
- Damn it, can we play music?
I look too pretty to ----ing cry.
- Aw! That's true.
- That is true, Jess, you look great tonight.
- That is true.
- You look old-fashion beautiful, don't cry.
Don't let him get you this way.
- I'm not, that's why I chose to come with you guys.
I was, like, let's stick together.
Like, I wanna be... - Yeah, let's have a fun night.
It's our last night. - I want to, bro.
- Good, we will. - Hundred percent.
- Good.
- Let's get ----ed up! - Woo!
- Last night! - It's the last night!
- Oh, my God!
I can't believe it's over, thank God.
- Yay, get out!
- Oh sh--. [ chattering ]
- Oh, this is so pretty!
- Look how beautiful, oh, my God.
- Look at our table. Oh, my God.
- Overlooking the entire port. - Do you wanna sit here?
- I was going to, is that all right?
- Yeah, and you sit next to Rob, Jess.
- Oh, man! - Well, that just got awkward.
- Oh, did it? Do you want me to go there?
- Yeah.
- Could you ask for a better last day than this?
- Coming up...
- An atomic fart.
- Oh, come on, who's farting?
[bleep]'s sake that's mental.
[ coughing, gagging ] - Was that you?
- Look how beautiful!
- Overlooking the entire port. - Oh, my God!
- Do you wanna sit here?
- I was going to, is that all right?
- And you sit next to Rob, Jess.
- Oh, man. - Well, that just got awkward.
- Oh, did it? Do you want me to go there?
- Yeah.
- Ladies, boys...
- Oh, this is like speed dating!
- Yeah, everyone, switch. - Yay!
- I believe you're hungry. - We are starving.
- Starving.
- Yes, my dear, what would you like?
- I'll have the steak and cauliflower.
- Short ribs, slow-cooked. - Marinated salmon.
- Aesha, where you flying after this?
- Home. Auckland. I wanna go be around my family, friends.
- I've never been here before.
I didn't even know this place existed.
- It's beautiful.
- And yet I've walked up and down here countless times.
- Having you was such a gift.
- Really? - Yeah.
- I hope I've never come across, like, rude or anything.
That's never my intention. - It's fine...
no, you know what... - Like...
- ...it's stress. Like... - Yeah.
- ...listen, I've been a captain a long time.
I think yacht chefs make the best chefs in the world,
because you have to adapt. - Yeah.
- You adapt, and when you're on a boat like this
and you have chefs that have to do everything
and cook for the crew, it's stressful.
- Yeah.
- Cheers!
[ glasses tinkling ]
- Beautiful.
- Ooh, yeah... peanut sauce.
- Oh, yeah. Get in me!
[ live flamenco begins ]
- Oh, wow!
- Oh, yeah, girl.
- This is so cool!
- Wow!
[ cheering, applause ]
- Oh, that was amazing!
- Okay, now we're gonna come and dance.
Can we come and dance with you?
- Bugsy dancing?
- Oh, my God, no. - Bugs, you're cut off.
- Okay, I'm going, too.
- I loved this crew.
Losing Kiko... - See you guys.
- ...losing Hannah, bringing back Bugsy, bringing back Aesha.
It was a challenge since day one,
but when it came to being in front of the guests,
they were a real charter crew.
It never permeated through to the guests.
And I'm so grateful that I had the opportunity
to work with them.
- I don't know what I was doing, but I love it.
- Thank you so much!
- Just my appreciation for this champion Wellington crew.
- [ whistling ] - Aw, thank you, Captain!
- Well done! - Yay!
- It's been a wonderful experience.
Okay, I'm leaving. Thank you.
- Good night. - Bye, Captain.
- See you tomorrow. - Thank you for an awesome meal.
- Thank you. - Mwah!
- Guys, to the last night. - Bye!
- To the last night!
- Last night! - Woo!
- To the last one standing.
- I'm out. Thanks, I'd like to go home.
- I think it's slow.
- Hm?
- No, nothing at all.
- Woohoo.
- Hm. - Two more.
- That's gonna be a fun ride.
- Have fun!
- [bleep] yeah, let's go.
- I'm not claustrophobic, you're claustrophobic.
- "House of Horrors" freaky sh--.
- You're claustrophobic.
- And it smells like a fart.
- Oh, come on, who's farted?
- Not me. - Oh, my...
- Oh, for [bleep] sake, that's mental.
No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
- That was bad.
- Oops.
Does anyone have a fresh pair of underwear?
- You need Fabreeze.
- Sorry, guys, we had a little malfunction
in the elevator, so...
- That's where we're going.
- Thank you. - Thank you!
- Oh, this is so pretty! - It is.
- What's up? - What's wrong?
- I'm doing me like you're doing you, you know what I mean?
- No, see, that's what I don't understand.
- Yeah, well, I don't...
- Look, if it was up to me, I would wanna be
sitting on your lap and holding your hand.
You've completely cold-shouldered me.
- Oh!
- It's not. - It is.
Every single time, it reverts back to me.
Every time.
[ sighs ]
It's ----ing... it's tiring.
Can you... you know? - Yep, yep.
- I would have done the same thing.
- No, no, no, I know.
- No, you said to me before we left,
"Oh, let's be single tonight." - So...
- Like, what the [bleep] is that?
- No, I didn't, I said is that what you want.
- No, you said, "Let's be single tonight."
- I said is that what you want. - That was...
no, those were your words, "Let's be single tonight."
- What?
- This sucks. - Yeah.
- I hope you're ----ing happy.
- So happy. - Thank you.
- So happy.
- You're like my mom. It doesn't matter what I do.
- Okay. - It's not enough.
It's not good enough, and it will never make you happy.
- Okay.
- And you will always find a fault in it.
- Okay. - So I am sorry.
- Okay.
So I'm gonna stay, and then you can go to Bali.
- Yeah. - Let's get ----ed up.
- The last night, let's go, guys.
- You've been looking for a reason.
- Yeah, yeah, sure. - You don't think it's obvious?
- Yay! - Hey, Rob.
- Hey, Rob. Hey! - Hey!
- Thanks for showing up, guys. - Thanks for showing up!
- [ whistling ]
- Salut!
- [bleep]
- Coming up.
- Goodbye, Alex...
- What were you... what were you gonna say?
You were gonna say "brother."
You incest mother----er you. You...
[ laughter ]
[ goat bleating ]
- So I'm gonna stay, and then you can go to Bali.
- Yeah. - Let's get ----ed up.
- The last night, let's go, guys.
- You've been looking for a reason.
- The last night! - Yeah, yeah, sure.
- Hey, Malia! - You don't think it's obvious?
- Hey, Rob. - Hey, Rob.
Hey! - Hey!
- Thanks for showing up, guys. - Thanks for showing up.
- [ whistling ] - Salut!
- What just happened?
- What?
- This is a ----ing nightmare.
- Give them some space.
- Thank you.
Jess?
- Woo!
[ shouting ]
- Jess? It's me, just let me in.
- Woo!
- It got really warm right now.
- Hey! - Whoa!
- No, stop!
- That was awesome!
- What? - Hey!
[ cheering, applause ]
- Jess.
- Hey!
- Hey, how's your night going?
- How are you? - How are you?
- Good, and you? - Yeah, good.
- We just got them off, and now they're at the club?
Like, why are they here?
- For real? - Yeah, no, for real.
I've always been, like, very focused on my job at hand.
But Alex helped me open up to him a bit,
and I've, like, relaxed a lot in my old age of 30.
[ laughs ]
- No, I don't.
- That's ----ing... that's amazing.
- Oh, my God.
- So you're not sweating. - Mother----er.
Let it go, girl. Let it go.
- Speaking to you making... makes me nervous.
I don't know why. - Oh!
- No, I'm being honest.
- I know how to... I know how to speak to women.
And, like, I feel I know how to speak to women
on an authentic level.
You have a thing on your lip here.
[ laughs ]
- Yeah.
- Hey.
- What's that?
- Take it off, then.
- Oh, I'm ready to go.
- Thanks for your time.
- Guys... guys, guys, guys.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
- That was so much fun.
Woo! - Oh.
- Seriously, no, come on.
- Girls, boys.
- Hey, boys, boys, boys. - Boys, that way.
- We're going in the forward one.
- All right, man. [bleep]'s sake.
- [ grunting ]
- It's all good.
- Oh, why is there glass on my ----ing hand?
What is this?
- Yeah, put this in it.
- It was a ----ing crazy night, yeah?
- Tonight? - Yeah.
- Oh sh--.
- What actually happened tonight?
- The [bleep] if I know.
- Why were you and Rob talking?
- You're fine. Come on, Jess.
- [ sniffling ]
Clearly, mother----er you have
your own demons to still work out.
And you damaged me along the way, and it's unfortunate.
- I haven't seen this side to you, Jess.
- Am I supposed to cry all the ----ing time?
- No, but I wanna see this bad bitch
that's like [bleep] this guy.
This is why, you know, we've only gotten...
- I don't want be "[bleep] this guy."
I ----ing love him, and that's...
- Yeah. - ...what ----ing makes me sick.
- At the end of the day, [bleep] it, man,
you deserve what you want.
It doesn't matter what she wants.
Dude, you know what you want.
Don't let someone manipulate or
----ing tell you how you should be.
- No, I appreciate you... - No problem, man.
- ...telling me straight, bro.
- We're good?
- All right? - Yeah.
- I'm so tired, seriously.
- I know you probably don't wanna hear this now,
but this is the first time I really got to,
like, chat to Jess.
And I think in a weird ----ed up way, she loves you.
You guys just have different wavelengths right now.
- Yeah.
- I can tell you from my past experience, like,
working on a boat and everyone gets involved...
- Mm, mm. - Mm, mm?
- Mm, mm.
- ...we perceive people a different way.
And I know she's heartbroken over you, and I think maybe...
I honestly can't tell you. I don't know...
I don't know the answer. Love's a tricky thing.
[ sighs ]
- I'm gonna go in.
- Oh, look at you two.
Oh! - Ooh!
- Mm.
- Nah, he's in bed. I gotta pee really bad.
[ grunting ]
- Good night.
- Good night, my big cuddly bear.
- Because I just grabbed my cold water.
- Don't... don't... don't...
I don't like what you're doing with the duvet already.
[ laughter ]
- Ah!
- Ugh.
It doesn't seem like he wants to be together,
so I'm giving him an out, and he can be single.
I don't know...
I don't know what he wants from me anymore.
[ sniffling ]
[ alarm beeping ]
- No.
- Worth what, this pain? No, it's not worth the pain.
This has caused a lot of damage.
- Yeah.
I need to do this for myself.
- No, it is, actually. - You're running.
- No, I'm not. I'm telling you what I need.
[ sobbing ]
- Say what you're gonna say, do it.
- No! - Do it.
- It's amazing. - No, do it. Do it.
- You wanna ----ing... - Be more...
no, no, be more damaging, that's fine.
- You wanna uncover... it's not more dam...
you... you were damaging to me.
- No. That's a gift.
- Yes, you are. - To feel, that's a gift.
- Heartbreak isn't a ----ing gift.
- Mm-hmm.
- Keep that sh-- for somebody else, then.
- Mm-hmm.
- Let's pack and get the [bleep] off this boat.
I... I need to do that. - Same.
[ sniffling ]
- Let's pack and get the [bleep] off this boat.
I... I need to do that.
- Same.
- I have two days to decide.
I have a ticket to Bali. Let's...
I wanna pack and I wanna leave the boat,
and I wanna get the [bleep] out of here.
That's what I wanna do. - Okay.
[ sniffling ]
- Are those boys awake?
- They better be.
Are you? - No.
[ knocking ]
- Come on, sunshines. - All right.
- All right, see you guys. Have a good time.
[ laughter ]
- What was his name again? - Get over here, big boy!
- Hey, brother.
- Take care of yourself, man. It was a pleasure.
- Yeah, for sure. - Hey, Malia.
- Get over here.
- I think I got tested in a few situations.
The bow is all clear.
And it taught me how to make it positive...
all these negative situations,
like how to turn it around and find my way out.
- Never thought I would say it, but you've done amazing.
- Really makes me think that, you know,
I can be a lead deckhand on a bigger vessel.
- Love you, dude. I'll see you.
- I was gonna see you guys. - Yeah, you will.
- Alex! - Okay, Bugs.
- Kiss, kiss, kiss!
- Aw!
- Goodbye, Alex!
- What were you... what were you gonna say?
You were gonna say "brother."
You incest mother----er you.
[ laughter ]
- I got you.
- Bye!
- You outta here? - Yeah.
I hope, not soon enough.
- Stay in touch. Okay. - Great.
- Malia? I love you. - I love you too.
[ kiss ]
- You're an amazing woman,
and your dreams are going to come true.
- Lots of luck with everything. - Thank you so much.
- It was very nice getting to know you.
- It's been a pleasure.
Are you coming with? - Yeah.
- Or are you staying? - Mm-mmm.
- Hm? - I'm coming.
- Let's embark on this journey. Thanks, guys.
- Bye, Rob. - Bye, Rob.
- Bye, Aesh. Bugs. - Bye, Rob!
- Stay in touch, my fellow South African.
- Of course. - Yeah?
- Thank you. - Are you going?
- I'm gonna try.
- I'm so glad I don't have to have
Rob and Jess drama in my life.
- Oh, my God. [bleep] right off.
- Have you got it all? - Mm-hmm.
- I got it, babe.
- No, I'm... I wanna hold your hand.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
- Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
- Let's go. Get the [bleep] outta here.
- Please.
[ knocking ] - Hi.
- Hello!
- Are you leaving?
- Goodbye... yes, I'm going.
- Are you going home to New Zealand?
- Yes. - You're finally going home.
- So excited! - Yeah, me too.
- Thank you so much. - Enjoy your family.
- New Zealand!
I'm such a notoriously positive person,
and this season showed me that even I'm human,
and even I'm gonna have my low times sometimes,
and that that's okay.
Now, all I have to do is get on a plane and fly home,
so everything's easy-breezy from here.
- Dynamic duo! Okay, I'm off.
- Oh, yeah?
- I'm looking like Alfalfa.
- Love you! - Love you, bye, guys.
Thank you. Cap?
- Hi.
Bugsy, it was a dream come true.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate all that you brought to the table.
Thank you.
- Thank you, it was amazing working with you again.
And thank you for giving me the opportunity.
- Really, it was a pleasure. - Thank you.
- All right, love you. - So lovely to see you.
- Safe travels. - You, too. Bye.
- Bye!
- Let's put some shades on.
[ goat bleating ]
What? A little goat!
[ goat bleating ]
Oh, my God! Hi!
- It's destiny.
- Yeah, I gotta go, sorry.
- It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
[ goat bleating ]
- Let's do this. - The grand depart.
- Hi. - Good morning. We're...
- You guys outta here?
- We are.
- I know it was short and sweet,
but everything has been a pleasure working with you.
- I love how happy you are.
[ laughs ]
- Good.
- You know, because obviously I wanna see you...
I wanna help you in any way I can to that next step.
- Thank you for having me as your bosun.
- Yeah.
- I really appreciate that, and giving me the opportunity.
It's meant a lot. I'll see you, Sandy.
- Yeah.
- This has been a lot to take in.
I had a relationship come into play.
- Take care.
- It's a tricky balance,
definitely one I'm still learning.
But there's a long career ahead.
The sea is the limit. No, just kidding.
Goodbye, Wellington.
- Adios, amigos.
No charter season is the same.
This is the most challenging season I ever experienced.
But you don't grow from the good times.
It's through those experiences that make you a stronger person.
Because you will find a way if you really want to.
This crew stands out,
because it's all the challenges that we face
and that we're able to conquer, and end like this.
I am so proud of them, and I'm so grateful
that I had the opportunity to work with them.
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