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This season, for me,
it’s a new place,
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a new boat, with
new department heads.
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Welcome.
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Oh, my gosh, hello,
how are you?
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As a chief stew, I’m definitely
a lead by example kind of girl.
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That sounds super cringe.
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-I’m Tasha.
-Natalya, nice to meet you.
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Is this, like, my sister,
is this my twin, like...
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We’re like twins, almost, yeah.
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-Hi, I’m Raygan!
-Welcome aboard.
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These are your deck crew.
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We gotta turn this boat around.
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Malia’s shoes will
be hard to fill.
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[yawns]
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-Home, sweet, home.
-Ah!
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Oh what the [bleep]!
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I just did a month
charter with Natasha.
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Yeah.
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Dave, did you
choose your cabin?
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You wanna share with...
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I don’t care who I share with.
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I’ve just been
through a break-up,
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and I don’t
like being single.
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Go in the forward cabin,
then, if you want.
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We’re roomies?
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I’m a service queen
from the get-go.
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I don’t think
there’s any need for a rank.
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I feel that I do
deserve my rank.
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We can be joint second.
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[bleep]
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-Hi, everyone.
-Welcome!
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Hello.
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Billy and Chris will
be celebrating
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their anniversary
during their stay.
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There’s one suitcase left.
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I can’t carry that,
it’s too heavy.
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I’m getting
irritated with Raygan.
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I feel like
I’m pulling more weight.
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Oh, my ----ing God.
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There’s nothing in the water.
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-Who’s the bosun?
-Raygan!
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I am really sorry.
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We left the dock
without two crew members,
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so the deck team is
really struggling.
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So then, like, make up for it.
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I’ll take care of it.
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-It’s so good to meet you.
-Storm, welcome.
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Hello, Captain Sandy!
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Myself and Storm,
we’ve been childhood friends.
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That same moustache he has
today he’s had since he was 13.
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-Storm, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, yeah.
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Storm is super fit.
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Mm.
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Tender, WaveRunners,
in the water.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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I’m gonna fall.
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All crew, all crew,
we have some
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malfunctioning of
our stabilizers... hang on.
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Hold everything, hold... oh!
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The boat’s rocking.
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Are we crashing?
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What’s happening?
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----ing hell!
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[shrieking]
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Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Where’s the stabilizers?
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We just lost our stabilizers.
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No!
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All crew, all crew, hang on.
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No! Hold everything!
Hold everything!
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-All crew, all crew, hang on.
-Oh!
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Ah!
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Where are the lifejackets?
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No, no, no!
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Oh sh--.
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Gosh, we’re really tipping.
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Stabilizers are fins
that stop the boat
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from moving from side-to-side.
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Losing stabilizers
is very dangerous.
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The crew could get hurt,
a guest could fall over
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and bop their head,
anything could happen.
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Oh, God.
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You all right?
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Oh my ----ing word.
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Can we use our stabilizers?
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Well, we’re in a real pickle,
aren’t we?
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Yeah.
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-Natalya!
-Yeah?
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Get up here quickly,
we need you ASAP.
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Bring a vacuum cleaner
with a hard head.
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There’s glass all over the
sky lounge upstairs,
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bottles have all fallen
off the bar and smashed.
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Okay, I’m gonna
run upstairs, then?
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-Go ahead.
-Gotcha.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow, this is crazy,
that was bonkers.
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This is a ----ing mess.
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-These are the generators.
-Mm-hmm.
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So, we lost that one.
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But that’s not automatic,
you had to manually connect it?
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Yeah.
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-I mean, I...
-So, we had a glitch...
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Ah.
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I heard glass smashing
everywhere, bro.
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Brü, it was chaotic up there.
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Should we drop that NautiBuoy?
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Yeah, yeah, that’s cool.
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-There she is.
-I’m going on vacation.
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-Ah!
-[laughing]
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I’m waiting for someone
to tell me what happened.
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-This boat is a hybrid.
-Yeah.
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One cooling system
for everything.
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When the cooling system
starts to heat up,
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it systematically
starts shutting units down,
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which shuts down our
stabilizers.
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And thankfully, no one got hurt.
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Again, I’m really sorry.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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You all right, Tash?
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This is a joke.
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Raygan, toys, WaveRunners,
in the water.
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-There you go.
-Yeah.
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Okay, thank you.
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It’s like ----ed up.
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I’ve been on a boat
that fell on its side,
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so I’ve got, like,
quite bad PTSD,
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so this is really
screwing with me right now.
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In 2019 I was on
a 90-meter yacht,
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and the boat
tipped on its side.
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I just remember crying, thinking
this is it, I’m gonna die.
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I called to start taking
names of the crew lists,
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and people weren’t answering.
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There were electrical smells,
fuel spilling everywhere.
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I couldn’t even get
out of the door; I tried.
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We were really
lucky that nobody died.
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I’m a person in general to put
on a brave face, you carry on.
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You have no other choice,
otherwise, you’re gonna fail.
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This is ----ing crazy.
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This is ridiculous.
Owff!
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Sh--.
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I haven’t eaten,
and I’m just, like...
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Yeah, I’ve not...
I’m not even fazed.
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Right.
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I just want to heave some water.
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There’s just so much to do,
like, it’s just too...
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Yeah.
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...much to kinda think
about eating.
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I heard you guys had a
bit of a tumble earlier,
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-I heard it from the tender.
-Yeah.
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Sounded like Armageddon
earlier on.
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Did you hurt yourself?
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I’m all right,
it’ll be all right.
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-I’m sorry about that.
-That’s all right.
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-It’s terrible.
-It is what it is.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, God, just got a few cuts
and stuff,
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just from cleaning glass up,
but we’re all good.
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-Ah.
-I’m sorry.
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Never experienced that before,
that was gnarly.
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I had a boiling pan of water
that went into the fryer,
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and I had to try and catch it.
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I was prepping for dinner,
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but now all my food’s
all over the place.
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I have so much to do.
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This is a nightmare.
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I’ll just work as quick as
I can and do what I can.
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One of us wash, one of us dry,
one of us put away.
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Let’s get the big stuff in
first..
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Well, we need to put our
banisters in, quickly.
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-Okay.
-I’m in.
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Okay, guys, listen, we’ve
gotta put toys in the water.
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Do you want me to
go housekeeping
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you can serve or just...
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Can you kinda jump
into cabins for now?
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Yeah, yeah, no worries.
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I’m just living sex fantasies
with a Walmart reality.
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Ooh.
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It’s going.
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It’s okay, I wanna listen.
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I wanna know
what’s going on in...
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Yeah...noodle.
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No.
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I was with my ex in a very
long-term relationship for,
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like, four and a half years.
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So, now I’m single.
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I can flirt with
people if I want to.
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There’s not too much difference,
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if I’m honest, of me flirting
or just being myself.
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It’s actually just me.
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I am just that warm,
bubbly, bright person.
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[sighs]
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We can make you one.
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Should we just do a left
toward starboard?
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-Okay.
-Over.
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I need infused cucumber vodka.
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Thank you so much.
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Sorry, I’m getting to
the cabins straightaway.
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Oh, no, no, I don’t think
anyone’s worried about it,
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-thank you so much.
-Thank you.
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I have never been
passionate with anything to do
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like, I’ve never been,
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like, I wanna be a doctor,
I wanna be a vet.
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People are passionate about
saving lives and being doctors.
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I don’t know how people
don’t enjoy cleaning.
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It’s very relaxing.
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I’m very passionate
about cleaning.
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Sweaty sweaty.
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There you go.
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Okay, let’s make this a
strong one, actually...
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very strong.
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Yeah, yeah, you’re going away,
you’re going away.
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Oh, no.
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Don’t go anywhere.
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Chuck it, chuck it.
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Nope.
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I wanna see how this is.
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Vodka-cucumber-seltzer.
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Fantastic.
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Nope.
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Yeah, we’re just ready to
be in the water now.
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Someone rescue him!
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Really, really
----ing frustrating.
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This is so embarrassing.
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-Help him!
-Oh, no.
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Storm, don’t go!
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Someone rescue him!
228
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,727
Jason, can you jump in there
and get him, please?
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00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,562
Yeah.
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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,315
-Oh, what was that?
-Oh!
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It seems like a malfunction
and a delay in our enjoyment.
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A Raygan situation
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She’s winning all of the awards.
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Okay, pull in, let’s go.
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Thanks, buddy.
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There’s gotta be a more
convenient way to do that.
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What’s that?
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Usually, what we would have done
is before putting that out,
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put this in the middle
of those two
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and then push them
off in one go.
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Yay!
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Got out of bed at
like, 5:00, 5:00-ish.
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Did you?
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You’re, like,
the quietest roomie.
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00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,163
Mm-hmm.
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00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,879
Come on!
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I’ve got some gifts for you.
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00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,715
-Yes?
-I wish it was a...
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-Is it just one?
-...nicer gift.
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00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,593
-Is it many?
-It’s several.
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00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,261
Several.
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00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,137
Oop!
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00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,430
Are you guys done talking sh--
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00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,057
while the rest of us
work our asses off?
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00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,933
We’re actually flirting
without you, sorry.
256
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,226
Okay, are you flirting?
257
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,728
Yeah, why did you have
to gate-crash?
258
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,896
Why the hell?
259
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,272
You could have come
in quite nicely,
260
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,482
it would have joined
you into the trifecta.
261
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,609
Maybe!
262
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,486
-Can I be in the middle?
-Rawr!
263
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,990
Ah!
264
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,285
I’m one-handed.
265
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,079
Grab it!
266
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,581
You guys gotta organize
your lockers and stuff.
267
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,458
Yeah.
268
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,919
Because when we get our
slide and our pool,
269
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,420
we have to have
a place to put it.
270
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,924
I’ll have to go look, but I...
271
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:56,925
Okay, I’m gonna come
look with you.
272
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,134
Thought there was more.
273
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,135
Okay.
274
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,178
You go.
275
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,429
Oh, my God,
you got tons of stuff.
276
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,057
Here.
I wanna be a floating resort.
277
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:06,309
-Gonna put that one up?
-Yeah.
278
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,813
Let’s get these toys
blown up really fast.
279
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,981
Natalya, Natalya, Tasha.
280
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,407
The master will be finished
in one minute.
281
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,284
My management style,
I’m very trusting.
282
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,454
I will try and go back where
I can and check things,
283
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,207
but luckily, I’ve got
such a great team
284
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,168
that I trust them 110 percent.
285
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,007
Sorry, I have to wash it.
286
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,761
How’s it going so far?
287
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,972
Yeah, I think once we get
familiar with everything,
288
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,557
that things will be
a lot better.
289
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,976
Mm-hmm, I haven’t been able
to organize something.
290
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,395
Like, on who wants
what hours and what hours.
291
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,313
Like, Storm,
he was supposed to rest.
292
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,773
Yeah.
293
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,316
And you’re supposed to be
resting right now, but...
294
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,652
No, it’s...
that’s fine.
295
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,363
I don’t know what Raygan’s style
of management is, actually.
296
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,992
Guys, if you’re ever
setting up the swim platform,
297
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,285
this is what I like.
298
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,703
All right, let’s throw
this bad boy.
299
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,663
David, Malia,
let’s get the jet-skis off
300
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,664
the sled right away.
301
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,291
Copy.
302
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,834
It just doesn’t seem
like there’s much direction
303
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,127
or structure.
But at the same time,
304
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,254
I don’t wanna question
and, like,
305
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,382
step on her toes,
because she’s the bosun.
306
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,343
I’m gonna go and
write down a schedule
307
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,927
and stuff like that and
arrange things now.
308
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,679
-I’ll be back in a bit.
-All right.
309
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,014
Yeah.
310
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,685
Chef, are we doing plated
tonight, or family-style?
311
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,605
-Well, the sushi will be...
-Oh, we’re doing sushi.
312
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,689
Okay, never mind.
313
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,358
-Whoa.
-Ooh.
314
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,443
-Sorry.
-Sorry.
315
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,034
...know who’s capable
of doing what.
316
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,619
Okay, so, where’s your schedule?
317
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,995
-Hm?
-For people’s...
318
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,290
like, what...
I need that, they need that.
319
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,637
I’m not able to plan
my obviously schedule
320
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,514
because I don’t know
who’s capable of what.
321
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,267
Hello.
322
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,727
So, where are you guys
off to after this?
323
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,729
-Greece.
-Greece.
324
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,897
Oh, it’s so tough.
325
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:16,981
I’m so sorry you
have to do this.
326
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,608
Yeah.
327
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,443
I thought, you know what, let
me go to Venice after this.
328
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,903
I’m still searching
for love in
329
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:22,904
between all of
this nonsense, yeah.
330
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,239
Aw.
331
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,699
How long ago was this
when you guys met?
332
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,117
-Seven years ago.
-Seven years, okay, got you.
333
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,410
I really wanna wait for that.
334
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,788
I’ve only had
a 12-year relationship.
335
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,373
He left me for a woman.
336
00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,250
We started in high school,
he asked me out in high school.
337
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,751
Wait, we need to unpack this.
338
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,044
-Yeah.
-How long ago was this?
339
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,587
-Oh, Leslie.
-This is crazy!
340
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,214
It was two years ago,
because I came out last year.
341
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,841
-Oh.
-Oh!
342
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,259
-Girl, can we get some...
-Wait.
343
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,468
Thank you, thank you.
344
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:49,014
-Yay!
-Woo!
345
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,268
It’s my first time
getting guests which
346
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,021
are part of the LGBTQIA+
community, such as myself,
347
00:14:56,062 --> 00:15:00,525
and having also the chance
to celebrate the anniversary,
348
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,277
something that’s also so dear
to me,
349
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,238
is finding true love,
like it was meant to be.
350
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,115
I’m honestly
so happy for you two.
351
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:12,662
Very jealous, but happy.
352
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,581
Jason, hook the jet-ski up
353
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,042
and then come to the bridge
deck as quick as possible.
354
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,711
You’re gonna help
me place it, easy-peasy.
355
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,754
Cool.
356
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,590
He’s impressive.
357
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,175
Sandy, Sandy, Raygan.
358
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,970
Can you please
meet up in the crew mess?
359
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,638
Ah, this is so nice.
360
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,349
It’s beautiful.
361
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,065
Okay.
362
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,399
That’s great.
363
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,154
That’s awesome.
364
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,280
Thank you.
365
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,490
I’ll be back now for that one.
366
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,951
Yep, yeah.
367
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,495
-Guys.
-Yeah?
368
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:54,996
You fancy bringing
this up with me?
369
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,498
Okay, let’s go, babe.
370
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,251
It’s so quiet now.
371
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,171
Maybe on the arm of the sofa.
372
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,298
There’s loads of happy
anniversary stuff as well.
373
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,299
Ooh!
374
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,301
This is what we
are talking about.
375
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:10,178
-Love?
-Oh, my God.
376
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,138
Can I please use
this after the set-up?
377
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,848
-[laughing]
-Pink penis.
378
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,558
It’s gonna be a good
party-starter, trust me.
379
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,268
-Big, pink penis.
-You know what I’m gonna do?
380
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,561
I’m gonna walk out like
this for service tonight.
381
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,562
Oh!
382
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,023
Come on.
383
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,067
I’m only joking...
this is what I’m gonna do.
384
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,652
Hold there.
385
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,070
Oh...
386
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,698
Your mum’s gonna be proud, guys.
387
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,574
Should I just ask the guests
if they want some drinks?
388
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,827
I just think that the gays
are gonna appreciate it,
389
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,663
and I want these guests
to leave with a memory.
390
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:40,041
-Let’s go.
-I need to watch.
391
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:44,671
A long, veiny, girthy,
392
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,048
pink, vibrating memory.
393
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,925
Did you guys want
something else to drink?
394
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,761
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God!
395
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,221
Do you need something to drink?
396
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,931
You guys are good.
397
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,850
Everyone around...
398
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:59,728
Can you point to Malta, please?
399
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,689
Where’s due north?
400
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,983
That was amazing.
401
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,234
Or that big.
402
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,402
-Yeah!
-Ah!
403
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,656
What time do I go on?
404
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,116
How do I read this?
405
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,705
Okay.
406
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,165
Okay, and then...
407
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,585
-Okay.
-Okay?
408
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,463
Raygan’s schedule kinda
just looks like a math problem
409
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,256
that just doesn’t
have a solution.
410
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:30,508
Is that 1:00 am to 2:00 a.m.?
411
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,843
Oh, that’s tomorrow.
412
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,970
I was in commodity trading
for 11 years,
413
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:38,391
so I’ve done a lot of equations
and formulas and spreadsheets,
414
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,061
and I don’t think there’s
an algorithm
415
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,647
that would be able to solve this
puzzle that she’s constructed.
416
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,033
Coming up...
417
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,993
-Okay, here.
-Okay, put this on.
418
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,828
-Good night, all.
-Good night.
419
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,956
-Welcome home.
-Oh, my God!
420
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,258
One, two, three, jump!
421
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,721
Woo!
422
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,395
I’m not doing that,
are you crazy?
423
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,068
So messed up!
424
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,486
Ah, the guests are calling.
425
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,029
Actually, do you wanna
get this one first?
426
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,740
Tell them I’m on my way
with the espresso martinis.
427
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,077
Raygan, Raygan, are we able
to have just one deck crew?
428
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,620
Okay, you can go now.
429
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:41,746
Thank you.
430
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,415
Thank you so much
for all your help.
431
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,459
-Espresso martini.
-Thank you so much.
432
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,003
You’re welcome.
433
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,423
-Okay.
-Hello...
434
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,718
So, if you wanna start setting
up those lanterns...
435
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,635
Yeah, mm-hmm.
436
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,387
That’s gonna go behind you.
437
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,888
What is the party?
438
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,515
It’s their anniversary.
439
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,226
We’re making it super romantic,
and they want a Japanese night.
440
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:06,813
Can you jump in,
get the lever out, yeah?
441
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,064
Why am I jumping in?
442
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,691
Jump on the dock, not in.
443
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,900
-Well...
-On the dock.
444
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:11,985
Why?
445
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,278
Because you’re wearing
this, and...
446
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,738
No, no, no, but what’s the...
447
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,072
before we do it, can we
talk through the process?
448
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,407
Because you need to
bring the anchors in.
449
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,408
Because today...
there’s anchors?
450
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,576
Yeah, these bags.
451
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,910
So, are they just,
like, hooked on?
452
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,579
-Yeah, hold on.
-No, no, no, I’ll do it.
453
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,205
I’m definitely missing some
of the aspects of
454
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,332
skipping my own boat, being
the captain and being in charge.
455
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:30,170
It’s frustrating, because
I’m a very strong type A.
456
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,796
I just want somebody to manage.
457
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,382
I would love to, I’m used to it,
458
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,051
but with my position being
459
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,927
the low man on
the totem pole, I can’t.
460
00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:42,599
So literally, you just pull it,
and then stick it down.
461
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,684
-That’s it?
-Yeah.
462
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,023
[bleep]
Sneak.
463
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,484
Are you going?
464
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,195
Okay.
465
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,822
The sushi is so time-consuming.
466
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,240
So, what’s the plan tonight?
467
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,159
I honestly don’t know.
468
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,204
That’s fine, you are amazing.
469
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,373
Today is the day I was meant
to be making up for yesterday.
470
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:09,501
He’s just asking do we have any
other beef without cinnamon in.
471
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,211
It’s a little more rare.
472
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,629
It’s just Billy.
473
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:13,630
He’s just asking if
we can go a tiny bit
474
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:14,798
more on the medium side.
475
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,193
Sashimi.
476
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,528
Tonight’s the night.
477
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,987
Tonight’s the party night.
478
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,989
Chris, so, how many brothers
and sisters do you have?
479
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,825
We have 12, but me and Billy
are the only ones
480
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,993
that share the same mother
and father, unfortunately.
481
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,161
Oh.
482
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,663
Okay, let’s pull it up.
483
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,957
Should we go and eat
and get changed?
484
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,417
Yeah.
485
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,545
Natalya, Kyle, Tasha,
do you wanna start
486
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,339
rotating out for dinner and
getting into your blacks?
487
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,549
Copy.
488
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:09,019
Can I take some ginger
for the condiment tray?
489
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,186
That one, there.
490
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:11,187
Are we gonna put bets on this?
491
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:12,689
Yep.
492
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:16,693
If it’s not here, you owe
me a bottle of tequila.
493
00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:18,069
Okay.
494
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,571
What do you want it if is here?
495
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,531
Nah, I can’t say it.
496
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,575
Oh, my God!
497
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,160
Is this what I think it is?
498
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,871
I told you it was there.
499
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,330
Go on, then,
you can have one slap.
500
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,790
Not in the nose!
501
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,382
Wait, I...
502
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,551
Damn, that was quite a slap.
503
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,726
[laughing]
504
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,728
Kyle, can you just
fill this with ice?
505
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,063
Yeah.
506
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,397
We have to just bring
heaps of ice from the laz.
507
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,607
I’m gonna bring bags, actually.
508
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,819
Look how exciting.
509
00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,279
I’m so excited for
them to see it.
510
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,364
That actually looks really good.
511
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,782
So, where were you before this?
512
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,991
Have you, like, taken a vacay?
513
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,076
Basically.
514
00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,410
Also, I’ve just
been back at home.
515
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,411
-Where’s home?
-Cape Town.
516
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:09,579
Where are you from?
517
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,373
Australia.
518
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,457
Are we close to each other?
519
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,708
What?
520
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,251
I don’t know geography.
521
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,878
[laughing]
522
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,922
I’m just gonna put these
bottles on the table, aren’t I?
523
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:19,798
Straight up.
524
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:20,924
Are you gonna wear your ascot?
525
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,092
I’m gonna... no, I’m not.
526
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,093
You’re not?
527
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,177
Can I come with you guys
528
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,428
when you take the guests
to the tables?
529
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,596
Yes.
530
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:28,056
Because I wanna
see their reaction.
531
00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:29,724
-Of course, it’s your table.
-Oh, my God.
532
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:32,519
Hey, the decorations
are absolutely beautiful.
533
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,604
-Woo-hoo!
-Thanks, Cap.
534
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:37,065
Thanks, guys, for all your help.
535
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,235
-Okay, are we ready?
-We’re ready.
536
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,112
Yeah, there we go,
that’s much better.
537
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,405
-Like this?
-Yeah.
538
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:45,490
This prom king and
queen right here.
539
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:46,950
Go on with your bad self.
540
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:53,707
* Happy anniversary to you *
541
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,292
* Happy anniversary to you *
542
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:57,711
Oh, this is beautiful!
543
00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,587
Oh, this looks amazing.
544
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:02,424
This is beautiful.
545
00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:03,883
So, what are we sending out?
546
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:08,596
Tuna nigiri, salmon,
Japanese tuna tartare.
547
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:12,183
Then we got salmon maki rolls
and a vegetarian maki roll.
548
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:13,893
There’s a lot of pressure
on with dinner tonight.
549
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:15,520
Yeah, we’ll take some stuff now.
550
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:20,900
So, gonna be hard on myself, and
fingers crossed, they like it.
551
00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:22,277
Oh!
552
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,528
So nice.
553
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,821
I liked the steak
last night, but...
554
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,157
The steak was good.
555
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:28,450
The whole meal
wasn’t consistent.
556
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:29,617
Thank you.
557
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:30,660
Can we start eating?
558
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,203
No stress.
559
00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,791
Get out of here with
how delicious this is.
560
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,335
It’s so good.
561
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:39,336
It’s so incredible.
562
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,378
It’s so amazing.
563
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,507
-So incredible.
-Gorgeous.
564
00:23:44,549 --> 00:23:46,217
Lovely.
565
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,554
So lovely.
566
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,889
I’ve got a soup.
567
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,807
Mzi!
568
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,184
Woo!
569
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,396
Holy ----ing sh--.
570
00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,731
It’s so good.
571
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,191
All right, I’ve gotta
do this cake.
572
00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:05,737
Yeah.
573
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,989
Were you a bosun
on your last boat?
574
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,157
Oh, yeah?
575
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,203
And literally everything,
all the equipment,
576
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,914
like, just came on,
and was in interior,
577
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,415
we helped the interior a lot.
578
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:19,000
Heaps.
579
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:21,461
I’m feeling a bit disappointed
with not being able
580
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,129
to get everything in place,
581
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,215
and nothing’s
how it should be.
582
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,550
Once we have a system, I mean,
you as an officer know...
583
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:29,094
Yeah.
584
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,595
Like, systems are put
in place for a reason, so...
585
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,889
I don’t panic
about things either.
586
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,934
Like, I was a chief stew, I was
a housekeeper, I was a deckhand.
587
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,227
I’ve been a chief officer,
588
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,312
second officer,
and I’ve been a captain.
589
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:42,065
Everyone can have different
experience in different areas.
590
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,901
So, obviously, I know for
a fact I am capable of my job,
591
00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:46,736
and I know what I’m doing.
592
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,279
It’s just I’m only one person,
593
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:50,532
and I can’t be
everywhere at the same time.
594
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,617
All right,
time to clock off for...
595
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,244
Let’s go.
596
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:55,995
An hour or two.
597
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:58,832
Your colors are pink and pink.
598
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:01,376
-That’s great.
-Do you know that?
599
00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:02,377
You don’t get that quote?
600
00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:03,670
No.
601
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:04,713
-It’s from "Steel Magnolias."
-Oh.
602
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:05,964
You really never?
603
00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,382
Okay, so, we have to
run through
604
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,300
the catalogue of gay movies
that you have to watch.
605
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,136
You’ve seen "To Wong Foo, Thanks
for Everything, Julie Newmar?"
606
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,095
-Never.
-What?
607
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,638
We are watching
that tonight.
608
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,931
Oh, "But I’m a Cheerleader,"
have you seen that?
609
00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,266
-No.
-So good.
610
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,767
Oh, yeah, have you
seen "Mommie Dearest?"
611
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:21,021
-No.
-Ah!
612
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:23,273
I would take your gay card
if you had one, but you don’t.
613
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,191
-Imagine that, yeah.
-That’s terrible.
614
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,193
We’re gonna usher you
into the community.
615
00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:30,405
Tash, Tash, Dave.
Can we run dessert?
616
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:31,489
Okay, copy.
617
00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:34,075
----ing well done, sir.
Jesus.
618
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,952
That looks a delight.
It’s my birthday soon, eh?
619
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,203
Is it?
Let me know, man.
620
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:38,413
-Yeah.
-I’ll make you a cake.
621
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:39,456
You gonna present that?
622
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,665
Do you want me to present it?
623
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,375
-I think you should.
-All right.
624
00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:47,380
Wow.
625
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,382
David!
626
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:52,427
-Bravo!
-Oh!
627
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:53,887
Coming up...
628
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:55,930
So, again, thank you
all for everything.
629
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:59,184
Deck crew, it took a little
time to get the toys out.
630
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,644
Just, it didn’t feel connected.
631
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:11,488
Wow.
632
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:15,367
David.
633
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:17,911
-Bravo.
-Oh!
634
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,831
That would have been
catastrophic.
635
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:24,542
Well, happy anniversary.
636
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:27,629
-Thank you so much.
-Yay!
637
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:28,630
All right.
638
00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,881
Yes?
639
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:32,050
I’m looking for
a big, pink penis.
640
00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,677
-It’s really good.
-It’s delicious.
641
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,011
Yes.
642
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:37,389
Where is the pink penis?
We know you took it.
643
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,057
-Excuse me?
-We know you took it.
644
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,100
I have no idea what
you’re talking about.
645
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:42,477
He’s more of a red rocket.
646
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:46,231
But if you did don’t ----ing
talk to me like that again...
647
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,316
I’m gonna go and make a display
on the owner’s bed now.
648
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,359
[gasps]
649
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:51,236
These guests seem like
so much fun,
650
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,488
so the typical
turn-down chocolate
651
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:54,823
is not gonna work for them.
652
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,116
We need to step this up a notch.
653
00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:59,244
Feathers, eye masks,
edible underwear.
654
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,413
Going from being solo stew to,
like,
655
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:05,250
having to work with a team, I’m,
like, super excited about it.
656
00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,794
Love being around people,
and like good vibes.
657
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,297
I don’t even know
what that means.
658
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,551
This is our lives.
659
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:15,593
Storm, to the bridge.
660
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,178
Can we change now?
661
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:18,221
Yeah.
662
00:27:18,263 --> 00:27:19,931
-Okay, here.
-Here, put this on.
663
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:21,683
-Are you gonna do PJs?
-Yeah.
664
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,143
-Okay.
-PJ party!
665
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:26,646
[laughing]
666
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:29,107
Welcome home.
667
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,525
-Oh, my God.
-No, look.
668
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,111
Your every seduction
will be tantalized.
669
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:34,821
What is happening right now?
670
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:38,283
That’s the worst accent
I’ve ever done in my life.
671
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:41,369
Hey.
672
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:42,537
Have a great anniversary,
all right, guys.
673
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:43,997
Thank you guys so much.
674
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:46,958
It’ll be tricky tomorrow
going into the marina.
675
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,127
How are you at
calling distances?
676
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:53,048
We gotta go through two
very narrow dolphins.
677
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,132
Yeah, I’ve seen.
678
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,592
Yeah, so it’s like driving in.
679
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:58,053
This marina, basically
it’s a wind tunnel,
680
00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,138
and on top of that,
there’s a current.
681
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,766
Plus, you have dolphins placed
really close together,
682
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,559
which makes it more
difficult to dock.
683
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,604
So, I need two people
calling distances.
684
00:28:07,645 --> 00:28:09,647
I’m choosing to put Raygan
on the bow because
685
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:12,233
I can actually see the down the
side of the boat to the stern,
686
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:14,027
but I can’t see to the bow.
687
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,154
I liked how Storm
took charge on deck,
688
00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:19,824
and I wanna see how he does
calling distances on the stern.
689
00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,326
There’s no room for error.
690
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,328
-I’m gonna go to bed.
-All right.
691
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,330
Thanks.
692
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:28,792
This is cute!
693
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,210
Look at you, queen.
694
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:31,795
Oh!
695
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:34,005
Next project.
696
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,174
The reason I love
working on boats is
697
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,051
because you’re
always around people.
698
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:40,679
At home, my home
is the party house.
699
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,263
I’m the last one to bed,
700
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:45,183
just because I love
to keep people up all night
701
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,810
with my cocktail making.
702
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:51,022
On boats I’m also the one
who loves to be on nights
703
00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:54,192
because I just love
to see the guests party.
704
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,695
A raspberry vodka
mixed with curaçao.
705
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,196
I love this.
706
00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,989
Even though I
might not be drinking, like,
707
00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:01,157
I’m still having fun.
708
00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:03,034
Oh, it’s delicious.
709
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,126
Oh!
710
00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,544
That’s exactly
what I was gonna say.
711
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:13,795
Ah... oh!
712
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,797
I’ve never had
a relationship longer than,
713
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,590
like, a couple months.
714
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:18,967
I’m super picky.
715
00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:22,220
Like, I would never live
with a guy unless
716
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:25,223
he can have his own
separate bedroom where he can,
717
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:27,475
like, you know, mess up
his own bathroom and stuff,
718
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:29,477
and like, that can
get cleaned once a week.
719
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,564
I bring a lot to the table,
so if they don’t wanna meet me
720
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:36,192
halfway with anything, like,
I’m pretty happy being alone.
721
00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:39,988
How is it, big guy?
722
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,072
Are you on com?
723
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,907
I’ve written a list down here.
724
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,743
Come get me
if you need me, yeah?
725
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:45,702
Yeah, sure.
726
00:29:47,871 --> 00:29:50,623
-Good night, all.
-Good night.
727
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:53,585
-Good night.
-Good night.
728
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,253
I’m going to bed now.
729
00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:56,588
Did they like your gift?
730
00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:57,714
Which one?
731
00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,382
Oh, yeah.
732
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,259
-Oh, my God.
-No, look.
733
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,595
What is happening
right now?
734
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:05,388
Kyle was sitting on the chair
in the master,
735
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:08,308
and I was, like, posing next
to him with a feather,
736
00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:10,018
just tickling him,
while he wore the mask.
737
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:13,772
And I would turn, I was like,
"Oh, my God, I’m so sorry."
738
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:14,814
Natalya’s really gorgeous.
739
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:15,815
She’s got a lot of energy.
740
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,233
Aussies are my kryptonite.
741
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,110
I actually had an
Australian girl’s name
742
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,737
tattooed here on my leg,
743
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:23,615
but now there’s a big
panther face on it, so.
744
00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:25,241
[laughing]
745
00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,243
You’ve really gotta be
on their game in terms
746
00:30:27,285 --> 00:30:29,287
of banter to even get
anywhere near them.
747
00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,747
I ----ing love it, it’s so good.
748
00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:31,998
Sleep well.
749
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:32,999
All right, I’ll see you
in the morning.
750
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,167
See you in the morning.
751
00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:50,392
God.
752
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,066
Oh!
753
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,863
-Morning.
-Good morning.
754
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,532
-Good morning.
-Good morning.
755
00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,576
Deck crew, deck crew,
meet me on the aft deck.
756
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,078
Copy.
757
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,204
Can I get some water?
758
00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,706
For this first docking,
759
00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:57,167
I’m gonna be on the
leeward side of the wind.
760
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,543
-Okay.
-You just gotta...
761
00:31:58,585 --> 00:31:59,627
the dolphins.
762
00:31:59,669 --> 00:32:00,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
763
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,380
So, basically, I’ll be
able to see the one.
764
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:04,549
Going into this docking,
I’m concerned
765
00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,509
with the wind direction and
the current direction.
766
00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,345
It makes it difficult
to maneuver,
767
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:10,847
and unlike the other
marina last season,
768
00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:13,308
we had tenders that
would pull the dolphins apart
769
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,976
so I could fit through.
770
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,394
We don’t have that here.
771
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,979
-So, you two are on the bow.
-Me and Jason.
772
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:19,230
He’s on the aft deck, yeah.
773
00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:22,150
After all, I don’t hit things.
774
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:23,985
We’re gonna get underway now.
775
00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:26,112
I’m gonna start ’em up, and
we’re gonna haul the anchor.
776
00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,747
-Good to go?
-Yeah.
777
00:32:35,789 --> 00:32:36,748
Beautiful.
778
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,626
Okay, start
hauling the anchor.
779
00:32:39,668 --> 00:32:40,669
Copy.
780
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,340
One shackle at the water.
781
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:48,885
-Anchor is at home.
-Thank you.
782
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:52,555
All crew, all crew,
we will be getting underway.
783
00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:56,518
Oh!
784
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,561
-How did you sleep?
-Morning, love.
785
00:32:58,603 --> 00:32:59,771
Dead.
786
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:04,442
Deck crew, deck crew,
are you guys ready?
787
00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:05,443
All fenders are ready.
788
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:08,363
All fenders and lines are ready.
789
00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:11,991
First docking with
this crew, new marina,
790
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:14,411
and it’s critical that
everyone do their job.
791
00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:15,954
Raygan, Raygan,
you’re just gonna
792
00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:17,372
use your hands on the bow.
793
00:33:17,414 --> 00:33:18,873
I’m gonna swing it to starboard.
794
00:33:18,915 --> 00:33:20,417
All clear.
795
00:33:30,593 --> 00:33:31,636
Raygan, is it all clear
to swing the bow?
796
00:33:33,555 --> 00:33:35,807
Yeah, it’s all clear.
797
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,435
Storm, Storm,
what’s the distance
798
00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:39,853
off my port with the dolphins?
799
00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,980
Port stern, you’re
about 20 meters.
800
00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:43,356
Okay, get your lines ready.
801
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,859
Twenty meters
off your port beam.
802
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,611
Ten meters and closing.
803
00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:50,822
-Pretty tight squeeze.
-Yeah.
804
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,699
One meter and holding.
805
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,753
They need a valet
that’ll bring these boats in.
806
00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,089
Hold it there.
807
00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,759
The port line is...
808
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,344
Okay, pull it in.
809
00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:18,433
Well done, everyone,
thank you very much.
810
00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:22,270
----ing thank God.
811
00:34:22,312 --> 00:34:25,774
We are secure in our berth at
the Grand Harbor Marina, over.
812
00:34:28,276 --> 00:34:29,444
Did you get
everything out of the bathroom?
813
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,448
All crew, all crew,
get into your whites.
814
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:39,829
What time do the fumigators come
in and spray the deck down?
815
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:43,291
All crew, all crew, meet on
the dock for guest departure.
816
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:44,876
I have such a wedgie right now.
817
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,002
Are we going?
818
00:34:49,339 --> 00:34:50,757
-Thank you, sir.
-Good.
819
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:51,925
-Oh!
-Thank you guys so much.
820
00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:53,093
It was a pleasure.
821
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,594
We’re both running to hug you.
822
00:34:54,636 --> 00:34:57,555
Yeah.
823
00:34:57,597 --> 00:35:00,475
Oh!
If I have to.
824
00:35:01,726 --> 00:35:03,603
-Give us a hug?
-Yes, thank you.
825
00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:05,021
You’re incredible.
826
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:07,607
Oh, thank you so much.
827
00:35:07,649 --> 00:35:08,942
-You’re incredible.
-Appreciate it.
828
00:35:08,983 --> 00:35:10,068
-Thank you.
-Sandy, you’re the best.
829
00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,403
No, you are.
830
00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:12,779
So, again, thank you
all for everything.
831
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,739
Interior, you’re incredible.
832
00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:16,199
Like, we travel
around the world,
833
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,076
and the best service
we’ve ever had.
834
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:19,577
Yeah.
835
00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:21,788
And then deck crew,
it didn’t feel connected.
836
00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:25,625
It took a little time to
get the toys out, you know?
837
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,293
Anyway, this is for you...
thank you.
838
00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:28,503
-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.
839
00:35:28,545 --> 00:35:30,630
-Thank you guys so much.
-And bon voyage.
840
00:35:30,672 --> 00:35:32,590
-Bon voyage!
-Bon voyage!
841
00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:33,591
Bye, guys, thank you.
842
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,176
-Bye.
-Bye.
843
00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:37,971
All right, everyone, out of
your whites and into your reds,
844
00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:40,849
and let’s meet in the main salon
for our tip meeting.
845
00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:43,393
Dah, dah, dah!
846
00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:48,273
Ooh, I can’t wait to put
something cold in my mouth.
847
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,483
-Good start.
-Yes.
848
00:36:01,411 --> 00:36:02,704
Nice!
849
00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:05,832
I just wanna say
congratulations.
850
00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:08,752
Down two deck crew,
boat malfunctioning,
851
00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:12,964
the fact that we were able
to pull it off is incredible.
852
00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:16,551
Interior, you guys really
carried us through the charter
853
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,011
and I just want
to acknowledge that...
854
00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:18,887
thank you.
855
00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:20,513
And you’re an awesome chef,
856
00:36:20,555 --> 00:36:21,514
and I feel really grateful
to have you on board.
857
00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:23,516
Excited to be here.
858
00:36:23,558 --> 00:36:24,559
-[applause]
-Aw!
859
00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:26,186
The food for us, you killed it.
860
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,812
So, okay.
861
00:36:27,854 --> 00:36:31,858
You guys, on deck, we definitely
have some training to do there.
862
00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:36,321
The client made that known.
863
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:39,532
We were down two, it wasn’t
really fair to the deck crew,
864
00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:41,993
but I feel like
we should have pulled it up
865
00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:43,370
another notch, okay?
866
00:36:43,411 --> 00:36:46,414
Next charter,
I want it organized.
867
00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:51,002
Okay, so, $27,000.
868
00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:53,296
Holy sh--!
869
00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:56,883
Which is $2,454 per person.
870
00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:59,886
-Whoa!
-Woo!
871
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:02,389
Well done, everybody.
872
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,432
Well done, cheers!
873
00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:05,725
Thank you.
874
00:37:05,767 --> 00:37:06,893
That’s all you’re
drinking, guys.
875
00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,728
-Work, work, work.
-Yeah.
876
00:37:13,942 --> 00:37:15,819
You smell like updog, brü.
877
00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:17,570
What?
878
00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:19,239
You smell like updog.
879
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,574
-I smell?
-Like updog.
880
00:37:21,616 --> 00:37:23,410
What’s updog?
881
00:37:23,451 --> 00:37:24,619
[laughing]
882
00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:30,917
I got it.
883
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,585
Don’t do it, go do
your other stuff.
884
00:37:32,627 --> 00:37:33,586
You have tons of stuff to
do, don’t touch it.
885
00:37:33,628 --> 00:37:35,171
Don’t even look at it.
886
00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:37,549
I think we’re all done,
aren’t we?
887
00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,384
-Almost, just that side.
-Yeah.
888
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:40,593
You all right?
889
00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:42,929
Well done, you.
Ah!
890
00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:45,598
I fell into your arms...
good catch.
891
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,309
Just like us,
catching our drinks
892
00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:50,478
and cake and whatever else.
893
00:37:52,731 --> 00:37:54,232
Kyle, are you going glam?
894
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:55,316
Yeah, hon.
895
00:37:55,358 --> 00:37:56,985
Sexy, but cute
but like broody?
896
00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:59,320
Like take me home
and shag me filthy.
897
00:37:59,362 --> 00:38:00,947
Okay, cool, I’m glad we’re
on the same page.
898
00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:07,620
It’s a woman’s blouse,
so everything’s backwards.
899
00:38:07,662 --> 00:38:09,664
I’m obsessed with that blouse.
900
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:12,542
I feel like I haven’t
got dressed up for years.
901
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:15,337
The crazy side of me
would come from my mom.
902
00:38:15,378 --> 00:38:16,921
When I was about 16...
903
00:38:23,094 --> 00:38:26,181
So, yeah, it’ll be
interesting to see what mischief
904
00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:27,640
will be going on.
905
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:31,186
But tonight, we’re drinking
from the...
906
00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:33,104
Dah, dah, dah
907
00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:36,191
Woohoo!
908
00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,945
Guys, I’m so excited
to get wasted.
909
00:38:40,987 --> 00:38:42,530
Can I say this is
the best-looking crew
910
00:38:42,572 --> 00:38:44,157
I’ve ever worked
with in my life?
911
00:38:44,199 --> 00:38:50,205
Never have I ever banged two
crewmembers on the same boat.
912
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,877
Yeah?
913
00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:00,924
No.
914
00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:02,342
-Did you... what?
-You are.
915
00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:04,678
No, we’re not.
916
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:05,720
Why is everyone looking at me?
917
00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:07,180
You completely are.
918
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:08,765
No, we’re not,
bro, we’re not dating.
919
00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:09,766
You’re not dating?
920
00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:11,226
But you’re in love.
921
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:12,560
You’re in love,
but you’re just not dating.
922
00:39:12,602 --> 00:39:14,604
Um...
923
00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:16,064
no, like, five weeks.
924
00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:20,068
So, we just did a month
together on a charter.
925
00:39:21,653 --> 00:39:23,571
No.
926
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:30,078
Coming up...
927
00:39:31,871 --> 00:39:34,916
I want to be a couple,
but we’re not a couple.
928
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:50,223
Oh, my God,
that place looks great.
929
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,102
Here you go, lovely.
930
00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:55,103
Thank you.
931
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,771
How are you?
932
00:39:56,813 --> 00:39:58,273
Eight tequila shots
to start, please.
933
00:39:58,314 --> 00:39:59,315
Yes, please.
934
00:39:59,357 --> 00:40:00,608
Okay, guys, what about food?
935
00:40:00,650 --> 00:40:02,485
The risotto, yeah.
936
00:40:02,527 --> 00:40:03,862
Octopus.
937
00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:05,238
The Thai beef salad.
938
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,448
Thank you.
939
00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:08,450
Since you’ve joined the boat...
940
00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:09,951
Since you’ve joined the boat,
941
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:11,036
I’ve actually been really upset,
and I’ve...
942
00:40:11,077 --> 00:40:12,287
I didn’t finish my sentence.
943
00:40:12,328 --> 00:40:13,163
Sorry, I got distracted.
944
00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:14,664
She always steals my thunder.
945
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,124
I get lost in her
----ing Goddamn eyes.
946
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,417
I’ve got a thing for
Australians, man.
947
00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:18,460
You do?
948
00:40:18,501 --> 00:40:20,587
[bleep] me.
949
00:40:20,628 --> 00:40:26,634
Storm’s got this rugged, pirate,
homeless, hot look to him.
950
00:40:26,676 --> 00:40:28,136
I’m into it.
951
00:40:28,178 --> 00:40:30,805
But Storm’s moustache
needs to go.
952
00:40:30,847 --> 00:40:32,223
No, no, no.
953
00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:34,184
Never.
954
00:40:34,225 --> 00:40:36,936
I don’t think I have I top lip.
955
00:40:36,978 --> 00:40:40,982
I’m an Australian
absolute lover.
956
00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:43,777
Do you wanna go down...
no, I’m kidding.
957
00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:45,737
-You wanna get down under?
-Let’s go!
958
00:40:46,654 --> 00:40:49,157
Yay!
959
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:51,701
-Thank you.
-You’re a legend.
960
00:40:52,577 --> 00:40:53,661
-Cheers.
-Cheers, guys.
961
00:40:53,703 --> 00:40:54,662
A salute to the new family.
962
00:40:54,704 --> 00:40:56,289
First trip of the season.
963
00:40:56,331 --> 00:40:59,542
Let’s see who rips each
other’s eyes out at the end.
964
00:40:59,584 --> 00:41:03,713
Everyone’s just got such a
different vibe going on, like...
965
00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:11,012
Do you know what, I didn’t
realize you had long hair
966
00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,514
until you got in the water.
967
00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:15,850
-After, he’s like, ugh!
-Well, it’s annoying.
968
00:41:20,522 --> 00:41:23,274
You’re, like, Catwoman,
Veronica, is, like,
969
00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:24,818
hot, like, mm...
970
00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,528
Then what’s your vibe?
971
00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:30,240
Someone tell me what my vibe is.
972
00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:32,867
-Prrr!
-Oh, that’s a good one.
973
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,621
Thank you very much.
974
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:39,416
Yeah, 100 percent.
975
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:41,835
This is ----ing delicious.
976
00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:43,712
Mine’s really good.
977
00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:44,754
Oh, my God.
978
00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:46,047
Oh, that’s really good.
979
00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:48,049
-Yeah, we need to go for a wee.
-Come on.
980
00:41:49,592 --> 00:41:51,052
I heard.
981
00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:53,138
If we were a couple,
then we would be a couple.
982
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:56,975
Okay, so, Storm
is the most experienced.
983
00:41:59,102 --> 00:42:01,229
How do you know? Oh.
984
00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:02,897
No, but you’re
in a cabin together
985
00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:05,358
and you work together,
and we think you are.
986
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,526
No, you’re wrong.
987
00:42:12,115 --> 00:42:16,202
I want to be a couple,
but we’re not a couple, so...
988
00:42:16,244 --> 00:42:17,162
Oh, my God.
989
00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:19,372
But hang on...
but one sec.
990
00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:30,925
Um...
991
00:42:32,302 --> 00:42:35,013
Nah, nah, it’s all good, bro.
992
00:42:46,858 --> 00:42:48,276
[bleep] it.
993
00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:51,529
On our last boat, me and
Tash, we had, like, this...
994
00:42:51,571 --> 00:42:53,782
and we have had this connection,
995
00:42:53,823 --> 00:42:55,867
and that’s when
we got together.
996
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,121
Tash asked me to keep it
a secret,
997
00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:03,583
because she was
still with her boyfriend.
998
00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:07,170
But she said they’re basically,
999
00:43:07,212 --> 00:43:09,422
like, broken up,
they’re not getting on.
1000
00:43:09,464 --> 00:43:13,760
There’s a lot of stuff
going on there.
1001
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:16,137
So, now I’m struggling
with keeping it a secret.
1002
00:43:16,179 --> 00:43:18,890
Like, it’s really,
really difficult.
1003
00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:20,558
You stay right there.
1004
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,893
I’m gonna do this.
1005
00:43:21,935 --> 00:43:23,645
This might take days...
it might take weeks.
1006
00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:25,647
Hey!
1007
00:43:25,689 --> 00:43:26,815
Oh, my God, hi.
1008
00:43:26,856 --> 00:43:28,400
We’re back.
1009
00:43:39,536 --> 00:43:41,162
What is he doing?
1010
00:43:48,378 --> 00:43:51,423
I’ve made it clear that
I don’t want anyone to know.
1011
00:43:54,884 --> 00:43:57,345
Okay.
1012
00:43:57,387 --> 00:43:59,472
It’s only a matter of time
1013
00:43:59,514 --> 00:44:01,057
before he tells everybody that
we hooked up.
1014
00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:04,060
Ugh.