Shots, shots, shots.
Woohoo!
Where’s the bosun?
[vomits]
Nah... it’s alcohol.
We gotta step it up.
No.
-You definitely are. -You definitely are dating.
Before we joined Motor Yacht Home,
Tasha and I made an agreement when we get into a week,
we can slowly let everyone know we’re together.
And now I feel like she’s avoiding me.
Just can’t handle this pressure anymore.
I get lost in her ----ing Goddamn eyes.
Storm’s got this rugged, hot look to him, and I’m into it.
I miss you.
Tasha’s gonna drive me insane for all the right reasons.
Uh-uh, my asshole burns.
Do they know to put the toys out yet?
Raygan, toys in the water.
I’m a little irritated with Raygan.
You find excuses every time, and that really upsets me.
Three meters, getting close.
Oh sh--, that’s not three meters.
-That is one meter. -One meter.
One meter... she’s gonna hit it, man.
You hit it!
This docking was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
Raygan, Raygan, come to the bridge.
Have a seat.
The first charter, I could see the lack of experience on deck,
even down with two people.
Charter two, now you got a full team.
It was complete chaos on that aft deck.
I can tell you haven’t run a deck crew
in a busy charter boat, on a vessel this size.
Yeah, so, the final straw was the docking.
There was a point where you called three meters,
and I had less than a half a meter.
That can’t happen, Raygan. It’s dangerous.
It is our job to lead a team, and manage.
That is a big thing for me.
So, I’m letting you go.
If I had the time and I wasn’t,
you know, running a boat this size, I would train you.
I would teach you.
My recommendation is to work under a strong bosun.
I’ll give you a recommendation, busy charter...
I need some busy charters to actually learn more.
Yeah, and I truly hope that you pursue this career
because I truly want more women on deck
and want more women in the bridge.
-Okay, thank you. -Yeah.
-Nice meeting you all. -Yeah, you too.
So, listen, don’t give up.
No, I won’t give up, of course.
Go on as a deckhand, under a strong bosun, busy charter boat.
-Okay, yeah. -Okay.
Okay, thank you.
That was hard.
I’m gonna need my luggage from the forward.
Storm, Storm, Tasha.
Please can you get the suitcase
out of the forepeak, a blue one?
Yeah, copy that.
-Are you all right? -I can’t believe what happened.
She’s sacked me.
-Oh, why? -Huh...
Apparently, I’m not strong enough for the deck.
Oh [bleep] me.
I’m so sorry, hon.
I actually don’t know what to say.
Whew!
It’s hot as sh-- in there.
I’m so sorry.
Like, this is not something, like, that anyone wants.
Here’s the bag... why do you need the bag?
Because I’ve been sacked.
What?
What are you talking about?
Oh, babe, I’m so sorry.
Apparently, I’m not experienced enough.
I’m sorry, babe.
Is there anything else that I can get for you?
No, it’s okay, just keep in touch.
Oh.
Yeah, I’ve got nothing in the laundry.
All right, babe.
----ing hell.
What?
No, what happened?
Raygan got let go, dude.
Raygan did?
Yeah.
Yeah, sounds about right.
I would have been shocked if they were like,
Raygan, you’re killing it.
This hangover that you were out a full day, loved it.
We’re actually gonna promote you.
I really hope that they will be able to find someone else
in the next two days,
because that means that well have to do
a charter with three guys.
That’ll be pretty gnarly, dude.
That’ll be quite intense.
Come here.
Just heard.
That’s just sh--.
Oh!
Ooh, that’s heavy.
-Bye! -Raygan, take care of yourself.
I feel, like, obviously, sad to have to leave
in these sort of circumstances.
Sorry to see you go, babe.
Thanks for everything.
It’s a really bad feeling.
Like, you feel like you’ve not achieved
what you were supposed to achieve.
But in the end I’m trying to keep my head up, keep positive,
and we’ll see what happens in the future, yeah.
I just feel so bad.
I hate when people get fired.
Yeah, you hate when someone leaves, right, but it’s,
like, we’re into third charter now, you know?
So, is it the team that’s weak or is it the leader that’s weak?
That’s the question at the end of the day.
I think there’s gonna be challenges facing
the exterior team and how naturally they will function
as opposed to how we would in the interior...
myself, Nat, Tash, and Dave, the power team...
Now get moving!
I actually need to...
It’s called doing your job.
Well done, you’re a stewardess.
That’s good.
[bleep] we can always re-rinse.
It’s just the soap that’s a problem.
Very nice.
Ah, it’s still on.
Oh, just pull it to, just open it.
It’s only got a couple of things in there.
Ow, just got burned in the eye.
Huh?
[bleep]
What?
Proper burning hot.
Want some eye-wash? Want some eye-wash?
Good facial.
Yeah, it was.
Are you... do I need to get something, cold towel?
No, you’re all good.
I’ll just quickly nip to my cabin.
Huh?
You’re all good.
-Tash? -Yeah?
Here you go.
It’s all right, it’s just a bit red.
Here you go.
No, I didn’t either.
Just a bit longer.
Just, like, one more minute.
-Uh-huh. -Just in case.
When I first met Dave we had fun together, we’d laugh together.
Whereas now, he’s always suffocating me.
You counting to a minute?
Mm-hmm.
Will you just leave me alone, go away.
I know you’re, like, pretty impatient.
Well, I’ll leave you to it.
Oh [bleep].
Storm, Storm, can you come to the bridge?
Copy that.
Does this make you happy?
Yes.
That I let you think you can beat me in a position?
I already have, that’s why you’re wearing that badge.
How you doing, Tash?
I’m all right.
Yes, Captain?
Okay, so, obviously, I’m gonna need a provisional bosun.
Experience on lines and running the deck is really important,
because it can be dangerous.
So, I feel like I can trust you...
-Sure. -From what I’ve seen.
So, if you’re willing, I’d love to offer you that.
I would love to take that.
And then... okay, awesome.
It would be a... that’s my...
-it’s been my goal. -Yeah, that’s great.
There’s a lot for me to learn, but I’m here to step up, so.
Figure out your schedule...
Yeah, in terms of, like, structure,
I’ve definitely got something in my head planned.
Yeah, okay.
You know, it’s really difficult to find a great bosun,
but at the same time, you know,
I saw a lot of potential with Storm.
Hook the jet-ski up.
Help me place it, easy-peasy.
He took command.
We need to put our banisters in.
We need to start flaking our lines out, please.
So, I wanna give him that opportunity
to show me that he can be a bosun.
You can be a hard worker, but that doesn’t mean you can lead.
I need to make sure that Storm can lead a team.
That’s why he’s provisional.
All right, awesome. Well, thank you.
Thank you very much, I appreciate that.
Yep, okay.
All right, we’ll just hit the rest of this, and see you later.
It’s just, like, the juicing machine that we need to,
like, put away and sh-- and then we’re good.
They made me bosun.
That’s epic, bro.
Listen, overall, I’m ----ing over the moon,
but it’s terrifying.
Just embrace it.
You’ve got people that have your back.
-Like you, homie. -Exactly.
Thanks, boy.
All crew, let’s meet in the main salon now, please.
[laughing]
So, everybody knows that I let Raygan go.
It wasn’t an easy decision.
It was really gut-wrenching for me.
But for now, Storm is stepping in as a provisional bosun,
and he’s gonna show me what he’s got.
[applause]
It’s been a dream of mine to obviously become a bosun.
I feel quite emotional,
because I’ve just been working really hard.
But what I’m gonna do is just rely on my experience,
just keep a calm head, and just really show Sandy,
you know, that she made the right decision.
And then our new deckhand arrives
the first day of charter, so just have the cabin ready.
Are we allowed to know, for cabin arrangements,
if it’s a male or female,
because I was sharing with Raygan.
-It’s a woman. -Okay.
-Fantastic. -Thank you so much.
-Congrats, Storm! -Okay, thank you.
-Thanks, guys. -Woo!
Wow!
With Tash, I literally have no idea
where I’m standing right now.
She just runs away from any approach
that I have towards her.
I’m scared to confront her because I’m scared to lose her,
and that’s the last thing that I want right now.
Coming up...
I’ve kissed the most beautiful woman in the world.
And later...
Hey, Dave, you okay?
What’s up, homie?
Hey, coz.
Finally, I can clean this fridge!
Oh, God, come on.
Boys, we can clock off.
Let’s just wrap everything up, wash the buckets.
We need to get changed.
Ah!
Oh, flannel twinnies!
Tash, you’re good, yeah? You don’t need anything?
-All good, thanks. -All right.
Excuse me, you’re in the way. Let’s go, bye.
-All right, I’m coming. -Sorry, she looks beautiful.
Just shut your ----ing mouth.
Just because you’re also beautiful.
-Aw! -And I’m not complimenting you.
Where’s my shoes?
I can tell something’s gonna happen between me and Storm,
but I just don’t know when.
Lots of flirting, you know, little comments here and there.
So, you can’t putt off the inetidi...
oh, here we go... inetidable...
inetible... inetidible...
netable... inevitable.
I’m gonna flash the world.
You good?
-Are we doing girls and boys? -Ah!
My asshole!
[laughing]
-Darling! -Hello, lovely!
-Did you miss us? -I missed her.
Oh!
All right, how was your car ride?
Who’s gonna sit next to me?
Whoever’s gonna make me laugh sit next to me.
Hello, guys, how are you?
Could I order four espresso martinis?
Wait, wait, wait...
Dave, are you espresso martini?
No, just a beer, please.
Thank you.
Yes.
Boyfriend!
Storm.
No, have it.
If anyone here or anybody new joining the boat
thinks they can get between Tash, Chief, myself,
second, and Nat, third,
as a unit, you’re highly mistaken.
How are you guys feeling about the new...
-like, it’s interesting. -She’s my roommate.
We could share the same cabin.
So, you would have to share the same cabin with her.
Maybe it’s your wife, mate.
I mean, it could be mine.
Whoa!
Oh [bleep] me.
Guys, let’s go.
The bill’s paid, let’s ----ing get outta here.
Look out, I’m coming in hot.
Woo!
I don’t know what my flirting style is.
I normally am the introvert
when it comes to actually initiating anything.
I’ve got no problems talking, but after that,
I’m kinda, like, fish outta water.
Or I’m just a huge pussy.
I’ve gotta get me a man.
Yeah, let’s go.
So, I know sometimes that when I get into my work zone,
whatever I can do, I’m gonna do.
It’s not all you.
Yeah, of course.
It’s not all you to do everything.
Stop saying "I, I, I."
Give other people the opportunity to...
Yeah, I agree, I agree, I appreciate it.
and I promise you, that’s gonna make you...
-I appreciate it. -A ----ing great bosun.
Don’t make it about yourself doing everything.
I appreciate it.
Storm’s feeling pressure is fairly normal,
just because he’s never been in that position before,
and I can 100 percent relate.
Last season I was feeling all kinds of pressure
just by stepping on board.
-Is this your first boat, or... -First big boat.
-Under... -Yeah.
-Over... -Over.
And back through.
Can I release it?
No.
This might have a safety lock... there ya go.
Whew!
[laughing]
Um... getting there.
-I’m here to support you. -I’m here to support you, man.
All right.
Love you.
Love you too, bro.
All right.
-Tash! -Yeah?
-You don’t? -I don’t.
Talk to me in here.
You literally can’t.
I asked you about it...
-Some days, I... -I asked you about it.
But you... Tash.
Tash.
They’re not beefing.
Have you seen Tash?
I don’t want a relationship with Dave.
The fact of us sharing a cabin,
living together, I don’t know, it’s just...
Oh, I’m gonna kiss him.
Okay, go.
No!
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.
-That’s gonna exhaust me. -Okay, this one.
What’s up?
You’re tired, yeah?
That moustache... what secrets is it hiding up here?
It’s all the secrets in the world.
How am I supposed to know if your moustache-fishing me?
Well...
It’s the secret.
I had a ----ing great day.
I got a tip, those charter guests
got the [bleep] off that boat,
and I kissed the most beautiful woman in the world, so...
And a promotion!
I didn’t even think about that...
you see what I’m saying?
Like, that’s four.
Dave?
I’m just gonna queef in his face.
[chatters]
Where’s Tash?
Can I be honest... you look like a ----ing wreck.
Huh?
Don’t know. I’m over it, so.
I’ve just been saving her rotten secret the whole time.
What’s going on?
[phone rings]
I’m not an apple!
Going to bed.
Tash.
Dave and I hooked up on my last boat.
[gasps] [bleep] I knew it.
And now I’m getting these messages from him.
"Good luck [bleep] you," "Slut," "Thanks [bleep] you."
To hook up with someone, you kinda have a level of trust.
And for him to send messages calling me
every name under the sun,
you wouldn’t even treat your own worst enemy like this.
Goodbye, rotten secret.
[sighs]
[giggles]
Honestly, I’m not taken back,
because I see the type of person that Dave is.
This is the second time it’s arising.
You think you’re full, but you’re not.
Back it up.
I’ll go to my room.
-Hang on, one second. -No, don’t touch me.
I’ll go to my bed.
What happened?
Tasha?
He’s caused so much damage with his behavior,
and now you can’t take that back.
Oh [bleep].
No, come... no, come in.
There’s nothing happening, look.
We have pants on.
Can you guys just not ----ing have sex right now,
while I’m here?
I don’t know, here or up.
Hey... oh, there you are, mate.
Are you all right?
Why?
What’d she do?
Well, I know I put and one and two together.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah, facts, man.
So [bleep] her.
It’s been fine this whole last six weeks.
Yeah.
[bleep] me and lying.
Okay.
What’s happening?
I’m literally exhausted.
I’ve gotta go.
[bleep]
What the [bleep]?
I don’t remember what happened last night,
but I know I ----ed up here.
I’m, like, what the [bleep] are you doing?
What I said to her over drunken texts
is just unforgiveable.
The fact that I don’t remember it
or the fact that was exhausted, none of that matters.
You don’t talk to people like that,
When does the newbie arrive?
I don’t know, I’ll find out for you, though.
I declare the cabin ready.
-Oh. -Unless...
are you moving in? Rawr!
Taking Storm and my relationship day by day.
I don’t know if it’s just this boat, small romance,
or if it’s blossoming to something else.
I don’t know what’s happening.
Maybe I’m the one who’s gonna get attached.
[chatters]
By the way, guys, nothing went down.
We slept on top of the covers.
-Hey? -By the way, don’t care.
I actually am pro, uh, that, so, go for it.
-But the good news... -Hey, good morning.
-Good morning. -How are you?
-Would you like some coffee? -No, I’m good.
-You sure? -I’ve gotta go.
Okay.
Hey, good morning, sweetie.
How are you?
I need endless amounts of water and coffee today.
[bleep]
[laughing]
Just grab some chamois,
let’s just hit all the railings before lunch.
The windows are gonna get wet again
because we’re gonna have to hit the floor,
just the bottom part.
So, maybe don’t do that too much right now.
All right.
Because this is where the guests are.
There’s, like, sun lotion and alcohol, and...
-Yeah, good vibes. -Yeah, not bad vibes.
I think Storm will do better than Raygan.
There will be a lot more order,
a lot more people knowing what they’re gonna be doing.
I expect him to act like a ----ing bosun.
Hopefully the weather’s not sh-- so we’ll just have
to do the standard, like, wipe-down and sh--.
Aloha.
I would have literally punched him in the face last night.
Now you probably understand, like, why...
Yeah.
I didn’t feel comfortable in the...
-Yeah, it’s just... -drunken state.
But at the same time,
I’m the one that’s obviously brought this on.
It takes two to tango.
Life happens, people do sh-- that they, like, regret.
Yeah.
But no matter what you guys have done in the past, in the end,
it doesn’t give anyone a right to talk to someone
the way you just got spoken to.
Anyway, I’m sorry for the disruption it’s caused,
-because it’s sh-- . -No seriously, life is life.
Do you know what, everything happens for a reason.
Just disappear to the laundry and the cabins,
because you’re ----ing amazing.
I’m literally disappearing to the laundry for now.
Too fast for our own good.
Chin up.
Oh, yeah, who’s ready to work?
I literally have the itchiest titty right now.
That’s the first signs of gonorrhea.
You’re such a sh--.
Tomorrow, when we leave, Sandy is gonna go through V2 and V1.
-You see them? -Yeah.
I’m gonna ask if you can be with me on the stern.
It’s a dream of mine to be a bosun.
I’m definitely nervous.
I’m very aware that there’s loads of things
that I still need to learn.
But I’ve spent the past several years on expedition boats,
sailing boats, catamarans,
which has shaped me to be who I am right now as a leader.
So, even though I feel this is a really big mountain to climb,
like, I’ve got the right set of boots on, you know what I mean?
What’s one thing about a partner, like,
if you guys are to move in together,
that if he does this, that would send you over the edge?
You go first, I’m too hungover to think.
Mine would be you know when they do this thing
when they... [clears throat]
Oh!
And you spit.
At that point, whilst you’re in the shower,
I’ve called a U-Haul already.
The relationship that I had prior
to coming out was 12 years.
It was challenging for me,
you know, because my whole life was a secret.
And for him to have left me for a woman was also tough.
But through all of that bullsh--
I can literally grew out.
Eww, a skid mark on the toilet.
That’s a good one.
Enjoy being single now, that’s what I would say.
Yeah.
All right, I’m gonna write some menus.
That’s all I’m going to do.
I’m just gonna smack you on your asshole.
That better be... you sh--head, it’s so wet!
[sighs]
[sobbing]
-Dave? -Yeah?
What is it, love?
Just having a bit of, like, an anxiety attack.
Oh, God.
[sobbing]
-Captain? -Yes?
Do you mind coming to have a look
on Dave down in the crew quarters?
Is he okay?
It seems like he’s having a bit of a very deep emotional time.
It will just help if you come have a word.
Okay.
[sobbing]
Hey, Dave, you okay?
Hey.
Just breathe.
My mind is literally out of control.
[sobbing]
Hey, Dave, you okay?
Just breathe.
My mind is literally out of control.
I’m sorry.
Just concentrate on your breath, because that’s gonna calm you.
I haven’t been like this for years.
I thought I had it under control.
No, that’s okay.
But there’s things that make it surface, right?
So, lack of sleep, intense work environment.
Okay, that’s why breathing...
I can’t... I literally can’t stop thinking.
I can’t sleep, because I can’t switch it off.
So, why don’t we go do something that stops the thinking,
and just go for a walk and look at the water, okay?
Let’s do that.
You can’t make this sh-- up.
Dave’s in there, crying, on the ground.
Sandy’s in there.
I was like, what the [bleep] going on back there?
Let’s go this way.
[bleep] dude.
I think it’s just emotions between them from previous...
That’s ----ed.
All right, this isn’t all the master stuff, is it?
Yes.
So, talk to me, what’s going on?
I’m ashamed of myself, that’s all.
You’re a human being.
I sent some pretty sh--ty messages to Tash last night.
It’s not nice.
Just hard on myself.
What did you say to her?
I was mean to her, I shouldn’t have been mean to her.
Just laundry-wise, there’s a pile of napkins
that’s really been niggling at Natalya in the laundry.
What if you change cabins?
-It might help, yeah. -Yeah.
-Are you good? -Okay.
I’m gonna go talk to her.
Thank you so much.
You want me to leave you here?
You wanna lay here?
Yeah, of course.
I’m not sure what happened between Natasha and David,
but as a captain, I have an obligation.
I have to make sure that Tasha feels safe.
That’s really more important than anything.
Natasha, can you please come to the bridge?
How’s it going, boys?
Looks wonderful.
We’ll give it a Hoover in the morning before the guests come,
just ’cause of all the crew that’s walking on it,
-in and out. -Yeah.
And then I reckon we are good to go, baby, good to go.
Hey, let’s have a seat.
So, I don’t know the whole story,
I just know there were text messages or something.
They were not very nice,
but I feel like I caused this mess to start with.
It’s not your fault.
This is not...
you know what, people make their own decisions, right?
The situation was that I’ve just come out of,
like, a five-year relationship.
Then Dave and I had a thing...
then I...
basically didn’t want anything else to happen.
And there’s been some upsetting
things that he said to me.
Do you feel safe?
Yeah, I feel...
I feel better, to be honest.
I just hope that this whole situation
has not got too out-of-hand that one of us would have to go.
Because I feel like we can move on from it.
You know, I have to trust you and your judgment,
and we’ll go from there.
But someone needs to move out of the cabin.
-Yeah. -That’s gotta happen today.
I’m not going to tell Captain Sandy about the messages,
because Dave is a lovely person.
He’s got a kind heart, he’s caring.
But I also want her to have a peace of mind
that we can continue to work together
and carry on in a professional working relationship.
So, I think it’s best just to not say anything.
If you’re happy to let us carry on working together,
I’m not going to let it affect my job, so, don’t feel like...
Oh, yeah, no, I don’t feel that way, not at all.
I don’t feel like...
Don’t worry, you don’t even have to explain that part,
because I already know that.
-Okay. -Okay?
-Thanks. -All right.
I’m not concerned that the chief stew
and chef had a relationship.
It’s none of my business.
What I care about is their mental health,
their wellbeing, and I have to get through this charter season.
You know, we all end up on this boat together,
and for some people, maybe they’re running from something.
And for others, maybe they’re looking for something.
I want them to know they have the support,
but at the same time, I’m the captain
and I’m here to do a job, and I expect them to do their job.
Can I just have a hug... aw.
-What are you doing? -I’m making a schedule.
When’s your new girl coming?
Tomorrow.
How am I supposed to make a schedule for someone
that I don’t know what their name is?
This is my first time as a bosun,
so I just really want someone who’s...
Swear to God, if this new chick arrives
and I see her all up on my man, she’s got another thing coming.
With all of the boat drama,
it’s important to have someone
who is passionate about what they do.
And then just overall, like, just a good vibe,
because we need to gel as a team.
Keep your little dirty eye and moustache
where I can see them at all times when she arrives.
[laughing]
Dave, Dave, Sandy, meet me in the bridge.
On my way.
I feel like I’ve created this mess.
Have a seat.
Natasha and I had a conversation, and...
so, this is not okay.
This is unacceptable on board,
and I need to know that everybody’s safe.
I was, like... I was out of line, you know?
There was no excuses for that.
Please give me another chance.
If you do it again, you’re fired, okay?
So, do you think you can get through this season?
Yeah. Yeah.
We can reset, you think?
You think you could do that and move on?
-Yeah. -Okay.
-Yeah, definitely. -All right.
Okay. So, I want you guys to move cabins now.
Yeah.
That’s gotta happen today.
No, 100 percent.
-All right. -All right.
I’m sorry.
As far as interpersonal relationships on board,
each crewmember has to draw their own line.
And if Natasha said that she felt threatened by David,
then I would have let him go.
Thank you for your time.
I’ve been in a controlling relationship before.
It’s not nice.
And what I saw last night
was like I was being owned by someone.
That is actually not true.
Like, I’m not in any relationship.
At the same time, Dave doesn’t deserve
to be made out to be a bad person...
-Mm-hmm. -because he was just drunk.
I just don’t know what to say to him today.
Mm-hmm.
One thing that he must understand...
Dave, nothing can happen with me and you now.
I’m really hoping the best for you and stuff,
but I really need to work on myself right now.
No, it’s true.
-I’m here, hey? -I love you.
I love you more than you can think.
Oh, you’re the most amazing friend.
Thank you for being there.
Are we gonna move on soon?
We’ve gotta sort the laz out, then we’re gonna polish, baby.
And I want you to know Steven, he’s always around.
When’s the new girl arriving?
I’m ready to see some fresh faces.
I feel like I’ve betrayed you.
I feel like...
I just ----ed up and, like...
Everyone knows you’re a good person, Dave.
It’s just being ashamed of this whole situation.
Like, it should never have got to this,
and I’m sorry that I’ve made you feel
like you’ve gotta hide stuff, because it’s not right.
Do you feel like you can carry on
and continue to work with me professionally
and continue doing what you do best?
I’ve never seen Dave act this way.
I don’t know this person.
I don’t recognize him.
And hopefully, he’ll never do this ever again.
Next, on "Below Deck Med"...
He is not single.
Kyle!
Christina and Dina are requesting
a dual birthday celebration.
How comfortable are we with, like, semi-nude men?
-Extremely. -Very comfortable.
-Are we very? -Woo!
Yeah!
I don’t know what the right thing to do is.
Six meters off stern.
I don’t hear Storm.
Three meters to V4 off stern.
Press the mic and then talk.
Ugh, we’re gonna hit!