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I miss you.
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Natalya’s really gorgeous.
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Aussies are my kryptonite.
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I don’t know if it’s just
this boat romance
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or if it’s blossoming
into something else.
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Three meters, getting closer.
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Oh sh--,
that’s not three meters.
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She’s gonna hit it, man.
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We’re gonna hit.
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Jesus Christ.
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I need to be able to have
a bosun to lead a team,
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so I’m letting you go.
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I get on with Tash
like a house on fire.
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My asshole burns.
My asshole’s like...
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Storm is stepping in as a
provisional bosun.
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He’s gonna show me
what he’s got.
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It’s been a dream of mine
to obviously become a bosun.
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And then our
new deckhand arrives
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the first day of charter.
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-How you doing?
-Nice to see you.
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On our last boat, me and Tash,
we got together.
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She was still
with her boyfriend,
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but she wanted to be with me.
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Mm-hmm.
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My exes cheated on me, but
it’s not right to cheat back.
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I feel betrayed.
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Now it’s making me look
like a ----ing idiot.
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If you do it again,
you’re fired.
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I want you guys
to move cabins now.
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I feel like I’ve betrayed you.
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I’m obviously very hurt.
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I don’t know this person,
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I don’t recognize him, and
we work together constantly.
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Hopefully he’ll never
do this ever again.
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I think there might be a cabin
swap happening today.
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It’s happening now.
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She’s not going to?
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So, you...
that’s what I was gonna say.
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So, you guys are gonna swap?
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-Yeah.
-Okay, cool.
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I don’t have a choice.
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Like, they can’t be
sleeping together...
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like, in the same room.
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-No.
-Shoot, man.
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Anyways, let’s bust this out.
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All right, buddy.
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I did get
most of me out.
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I think these are all yours.
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I don’t ever wear these,
can I put them somewhere?
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I’ll find out if someone
needs some shoes.
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Having to move cabins, it’s
kind of like a walk of shame.
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The whole time of me trying
to hide this secret
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was because I didn’t want
it to disrupt the crew,
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I didn’t want it to
cause any drama,
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and essentially,
it’s just made things worse.
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I’m gonna take half of my
sh-- out of my room now.
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I feel like it’s all over now,
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and I feel bad
for what I’ve done,
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but I’m super disappointed
in myself.
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It’s a sh-- feeling.
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So, how are you?
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I just have to move on.
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I don’t know, prove to myself
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and to everyone else
that I can do this,
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regardless of what’s happened.
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Most importantly to yourself.
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Through your darkest times
and your happiest moments,
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I’m honestly here for you.
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Aw.
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I’m dead-ass serious about that.
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I don’t even know where to
begin with sh-- like this.
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Storm, David, Natasha,
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let’s meet in the crew mess for
a preference sheet meeting.
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On my way.
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-Dave?
-Are you okay?
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No.
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No.
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Right, charter number three.
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-Yay!
-Yes.
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Kristina Rosette is
a real estate agent
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in the Bay Area looking
to celebrate
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a joint fiftieth birthday party
with her cousin, Dina.
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Kristina and Dina are requesting
a dual birthday celebration
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and prefer their cake
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to be delivered by
a shirtless deckhand.
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Hundred percent Mzi.
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[sneezes]
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For the final night of charter,
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the group would like
to have a Studio 54 party
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with glitter décor.
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Yes!
So excited for that.
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These ladies have a
high threshold for adventure
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and are aiming to spend
as much time
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with the water toys as possible.
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We’re gonna flood the back.
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Thank you.
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It’s gonna be an
adventure land for them.
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I’ve never been a bosun before,
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but Sandy feels
that she can entrust
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this provisional title on me.
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It’s exciting,
and it’s nerve-wracking.
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I will give 250 percent
from the moment
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I wake up till the moment
I go to sleep.
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What kind of cake you thinking?
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I’ll do, like,
a three-tier one,
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do a massive one,
like a wedding cake.
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Like a vanilla?
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I’ll do, like, classic
vanilla sponge.
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Yeah, they both
like vanilla cake.
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In the past I’ve had couples.
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I’ve had two that
turned out in a very good way,
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and the other 20 were not.
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David and Natasha
are demonstrating
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their professionalism right now.
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They’re both excellent
at their craft,
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and they’ve been doing
this a long time.
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I think they can do this.
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So, let’s have an awesome
charter tomorrow.
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-Yep.
-Get a good night’s sleep
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I’ve only got, like, 30 more
shirts to iron, thank God.
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I think that’s it.
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All right, well,
that’s everyone’s laundry
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done for the next year.
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Ah!
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Did you just say,
"Kyle is a Hawaiian?"
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Is that your favorite?
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-Ah!
-Are you ticklish?
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How can you have foot
massages if you’re ticklish?
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I’ve never had good experiences
with boyfriends.
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So, I have got trust issues,
131
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but with Storm, we’re
a little bit romantic.
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I don’t know what’s happening,
I don’t know what’s happening.
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-A what?
-I’ve got a big day.
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No, I said...
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[laughing]
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Do you wanna hear the
waterfalls, babe?
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What waterfalls?
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It’s Niagara Falls, hon.
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Oh, so...
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Oh sh--, was that your...
did I put it in your cupboard?
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-Dude, you’re good, bro.
-Sorry.
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Dave’s been having
a really tough day.
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I feel for him.
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Granted, I probably
would feel different
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if I know the whole story.
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Even though we might have
been off to a rocky start...
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No, don’t touch me.
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Me and Dave are cool.
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But now that we’re roommates,
like, mind your business,
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stay clean, don’t use Axe
deodorizers in the ----ing room.
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Turns out I have a little OCD.
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Sleep well, mate.
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Charter three.
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Natalya, Natalya, Tasha.
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Can you meet me
in the stew pantry?
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-Copy that.
-Morning, guvna.
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Morning, mate.
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So, today...
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so, I need to sort the flowers,
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we’ll need to clean
the main deck day head.
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Okay, I’ll do that first.
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They’re gonna have champagne
as their welcome drink,
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and then sit for lunch.
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Can I do, like,
a nautical theme?
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We’ll grab those hats out,
just to start off?
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Yes, get the sailor hats on.
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All right, I’m gonna
start the day head.
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Sailor’s hat.
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Where’d you want me to get now?
170
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Do you wanna just start
banging out that laz?
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I’m just gonna hit
the scuppers quickly.
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Cool.
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He is not single.
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-Hello?
-Hello! Hey.
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Coming up...
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Six meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
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I don’t hear Storm.
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Three meters to
V4 off your...
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[garbled transmission]
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-Hello?
-Hi!
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-Hi!
-So good to see you.
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You, too, how are you?
183
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,960
Good, it’s been great to
know what you’ve been up to.
184
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Oh, yeah, so much.
185
00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,589
-How’ve you been?
-Good.
186
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,466
Oh, I’m excited to
be back, but...
187
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,550
-Yeah.
-I’m a bit...
188
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I’m very nervous to be on deck.
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I’m back!
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00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,805
I was kind of in two
minds after last season.
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Like, being promoted
to second stew.
192
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I do wanna give you these.
193
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Stop!
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00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,228
I feel like I used to
go on boats and be, like,
195
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known as the wild one,
the crazy one.
196
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* We’re here in the galley
and we’re chillin’ with daddy *
197
00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,110
* We’ve got a lot going on but
we’re feeling so swaggy *
198
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,155
Last season it was so intense,
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and I was constantly inside and
stressed and never saw daylight.
200
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,958
I definitely feel like
a deckhand, like,
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fits my personally
better than a stew.
202
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,795
Courtney’s switching
to deck crew.
203
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,421
This is epic!
204
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,507
Getting the call from
Sandy to come back,
205
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,510
I’m excited, but I’m,
like, super nervous as well.
206
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,303
I’m ready to get to twerk.
207
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,724
Oh, there’s Mzi!
208
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,601
-Hi!
-Hey!
209
00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,062
-How are you?
-How are you?
210
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,271
Yeah, not so bad, thank you.
211
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,398
Good!
212
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,817
I love Mzi’s face
when he sees you.
213
00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:09,984
Can you show me everyone?
214
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,820
-Yeah.
-I’m Courtney, hi.
215
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,862
Jason, nice to meet you.
216
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,322
Hi, nice to meet you.
217
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,699
Storm, would you like to meet
the new deckhand?
218
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,908
Hi!
219
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:17,992
Hi, have you got
your bags on board?
220
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,494
I’m gonna grab it in a second,
221
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,662
but I just wanted
to come on and meet everyone.
222
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,663
Yeah, sure.
223
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,831
Is Storm your real name?
224
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,040
-It is indeed.
-That’s so cool!
225
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,917
-Lovely to meet you.
-Yeah, you too.
226
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,714
I’m so, so stoked to
have Courtney back.
227
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,757
Courtney’s definitely gonna
bring a twerk to the team,
228
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,343
and some good banter, too.
229
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,888
After Lady Michelle,
she did come to Cape Town.
230
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,974
We’ve both come such a
long way in terms of
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our actual friendship and
I’ve grown even fonder of Court.
232
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,147
[laughing]
233
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,235
I...
234
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,195
No.
235
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:57,699
I... [laughing]
236
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,034
No.
237
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,702
Hi, I’m Courtney,
nice to meet you.
238
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,828
-Nice to meet you!
-What’s your name?
239
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,829
-Tasha.
-Tasha...
240
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,913
nice to meet you, Tasha.
241
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,331
How are you?
Oh, sorry.
242
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,833
-Dave, nice to meet you.
-Courtney, nice to meet you.
243
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,376
-Welcome aboard.
-Thank you.
244
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,836
I’ve just put your uniform
on your bed, Courtney.
245
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,421
Oh, thank you so much.
246
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,387
Do you want a tea or coffee?
247
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,555
Yeah, all right.
248
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,806
-Hi!
-I’m Natalya.
249
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,558
Hi, Courtney, nice to meet you.
250
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,809
I’m your roomie.
251
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,605
There’s Natasha
and then Natalya.
252
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,981
-Okay.
-So, we’re called...
253
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,232
-Natasha and Natalya.
-Yeah, Tash and Nat.
254
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,525
Okay, and while
you’re on board...
255
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,735
-I’m Nat.
-No, I know.
256
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,987
Oh, wow...
wow, I’m screaming.
257
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,113
-We’re both second stews.
-Second, yeah.
258
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,531
-Okay, nice.
-Yeah.
259
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,575
Deck crew, deck crew,
please can you meet me
260
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,743
on the aft deck
for a quick meeting?
261
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:42,952
Copy.
262
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,872
-Hello.
-Hello.
263
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,958
-So, welcome to the crew.
-Thank you.
264
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,296
For this charter, I did
print a new deck schedule.
265
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,507
You will have everything there,
it’s your hours of watch.
266
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,094
In the evening, we do really try
to help out the interior.
267
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,053
Yeah.
268
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,012
Well, you know what that’s like.
269
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,597
For this whole charter, like,
270
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,557
if you see thing that are
lying around, pick them up.
271
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,142
Just the small things that’ll
make the biggest difference.
272
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,103
And then I’m sure
we’ll have a great time.
273
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,604
I’m a very intense person.
274
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,231
I have an enlarged heart.
275
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,234
I was in Sri Lanka in 2019.
I was just surfing.
276
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,946
I just felt this, like,
crazy drop in my heart,
277
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,531
like, I couldn’t
breathe properly,
278
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,241
my arm started to go numb.
279
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,995
I had to have surgery,
which is cardioversion.
280
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,789
So, they stop your heart
and then they restart it.
281
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,165
I was dead for two minutes.
282
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,292
It definitely changed my mindset
283
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,211
to just live
as hardcore as I can.
284
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,422
Everything that I’m gonna
do now, I’m gonna overdo.
285
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,591
Grab a microfiber, where the
scuppers are clean the drains,
286
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,968
just so they walk on
and it’s beautiful.
287
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,177
-Yeah.
-Thanks, guys.
288
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,345
Sure.
289
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,722
I can’t wait.
290
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,098
This is gonna be such a fun
little table setting.
291
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,307
I’ve got your hat.
292
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,309
I wish this was
actually our uniform.
293
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,478
Hit me,
I’ll do this side underneath.
294
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,688
Yeah, it’s gross.
295
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,314
I’m actually really
nervous for, like...
296
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,735
I just need to know how to
do the anchor and sh--.
297
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,445
No, it’s all Gucci.
298
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,488
Provisions, eh?
299
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,865
All crew, all crew,
we have provisions.
300
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,495
All right.
301
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,122
Ooh!
302
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,624
-You all right there?
-Yeah, yeah.
303
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,625
Yeah?
304
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,044
The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
305
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,839
How is this all
gonna fit, Mzi?
306
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,716
It’s a bit of a mystery.
307
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,092
Tonight is, like,
the big night
308
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,886
for the fiftieth birthday for
the primary.
309
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,598
Yas.
310
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,434
Interior, interior,
looking fab, well done.
311
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,561
I wish I could say
the same for Kyle.
312
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,937
This one drives me insane.
313
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,568
[bleep]
These swells are not good.
314
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,154
We have a charter
boarding today, and right now,
315
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,697
the dock,
the wind’s kinda calm.
316
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,991
For the lay person,
they have no idea the minute
317
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,160
I turn that corner
how big the swells are.
318
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,328
They’re massive.
319
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,538
That’s not fun for anyone.
320
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,249
So, unfortunately,
I can’t leave the dock.
321
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,754
All crew, all crew,
get into your whites.
322
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,173
Let’s meet in the main salon
in five minutes.
323
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,509
Oh, they’d make nice booty
shorts.
324
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,510
Let’s get naked.
325
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,011
Woo!
326
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,932
Okay.
327
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,017
My teeth, babe,
it’s really sore.
328
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,394
You need to get to a dentist.
329
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,645
Mm, ASAP.
330
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,313
But it’s not like
I’m dying with pain now.
331
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,564
Like, I’m continuing.
332
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,566
My tooth is actually
really painful
333
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,402
because I grind
my teeth at night.
334
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,404
I mean, the jawline
is fantastic,
335
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,115
but it’s, like,
really killing me.
336
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,576
All right, so, now,
we have a new crewmember.
337
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,661
Woohoo!
338
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,704
-You guys have met.
-Ooh!
339
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,372
Welcome, Courtney.
340
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,790
Thanks, guys.
341
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,709
All right, anyway,
342
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,087
it’s too rough out there
to go and anchor.
343
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,047
We’re staying on the dock,
344
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,591
so we really gotta
pull out all the stops.
345
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,219
All right, awesome,
let’s line up on the dock.
346
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:52,934
Are my boobs straight?
347
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,060
Yeah, you look good.
348
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,521
Let me know if one pops out.
349
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,814
Remember what was on the
preference sheet.
350
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,566
Dancing naked boys.
351
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,900
-Hi!
-Hi.
352
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,569
-Welcome.
-Thank you!
353
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,113
-Sandy, nice to meet you.
-I’m Kristina, nice to meet you.
354
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,948
-David.
-David, nice to meet you.
355
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,825
-Hello, I’m Kyle.
-I’m Dina.
356
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,035
Lovely to meet you, Dina.
357
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,412
Welcome to your
home away from home.
358
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,914
I can take you on a little
tour of the boat, if you like.
359
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,291
-That’d be great.
-Yeah?
360
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,459
It is absolutely beautiful.
361
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,753
----ing hell...
two days.
362
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,004
What the hell?
363
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,010
I bet we’ll all manage
to fit in this hot tub.
364
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,511
Oh, my God, yes.
365
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,514
Try and fish some hot
deckhands in there with you.
366
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,184
-Oh!
-The more the merrier.
367
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,727
-Can you get the Dyson for me?
-Yep.
368
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,062
I just want to buzz inside.
369
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,525
Through here,
my favorite room on the boat,
370
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,486
-just because it’s so...
-It’s beautiful.
371
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,029
This is a sister bed for sure.
372
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,655
-Are you sisters?
-We’re sisters.
373
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,699
-They’re sisters.
-We’re cousins.
374
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,867
And we’re cousins.
375
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,243
-Oh!
-Wow!
376
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,953
Did you tell them
we’re sisters too?
377
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,372
-No?
-[laughing]
378
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,623
Oh, God, this boat’s rocking.
379
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,208
I think I need
an anti-nausea pill.
380
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,460
-Can I have all you...
-Yes!
381
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,880
Okay, so, if the weather
changes, or the seas,
382
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:08,468
the swell dissipates,
I’m off the dock like that.
383
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,719
But see how we’re
rocking at the dock?
384
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,970
Yeah.
385
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,514
It’ll be, like,
tenfold out there.
386
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,558
So, now the plan is
we’re gonna stay on the dock.
387
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,603
Are you kidding?
388
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,166
See how we’re
rocking at the dock?
389
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,043
Yeah.
390
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,253
It’ll be, like,
tenfold out there.
391
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,754
So, we’re gonna
stay on the dock.
392
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,256
Are you kidding?
393
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,674
You would be really
seasick if we went out there.
394
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,050
Yeah.
395
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,011
But I’m gonna challenge
my crew to entertain you.
396
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,930
How do you feel like an
adventure off the boat, like...
397
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,015
-Yeah!
-Yes!
398
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,057
With a nice view?
399
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,434
Who would ever say no to that?
400
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,601
Okay, just wanna make sure.
401
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,311
When you’re stuck on the dock,
402
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,564
the best thing to do
is feed them alcohol.
403
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,484
-I can unpack for master.
-Unpack master?
404
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,819
All right.
405
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,446
Just in terms of lunch today,
406
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,781
do you have a certain time that
you might like to eat lunch?
407
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,783
Like, 2:00,
does that sound good?
408
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,160
Yeah.
409
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,457
So, the plan for today?
410
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,167
So, we just have hands
on interior all day.
411
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,335
Yeah.
412
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,420
Just basically go to Tash
and Nat
413
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,755
and just ask whatever you
can do just to help, yeah.
414
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,840
See what they need?
Okay, cool.
415
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,633
You guys can get in your reds.
416
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,639
Can I maybe do
a spoon for me?
417
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,350
Yeah.
418
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,769
Have you got a spoon?
419
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,270
Let me take the top of
and then you can keep it
420
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,271
and then put it on after.
421
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,397
Oh, yeah, perfect.
422
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,940
Thanks, Dave.
423
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,194
I consider myself lucky
that I’m still on board.
424
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,489
Growing up, I was
fighting so much,
425
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,366
and my whole life’s
been about changing.
426
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,369
When I moved away from
the UK and went to,
427
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,662
like, the Alps and I was
doing ski seasons,
428
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,208
I’m meeting, like, nicer people,
I kinda got qualities from them.
429
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,336
So, I’m definitely gonna keep
that with me, that gratitude,
430
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:11,257
and I’m gonna work even harder
and support everyone on board.
431
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,968
-Have you two eaten yet?
-What’s that?
432
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,136
A little avo and focaccia.
433
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,056
Oh, my God, dreamy.
434
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,183
Should we go up on the deck?
435
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,184
Yeah.
436
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,269
It is so beautiful.
437
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,897
-Tash?
-Yeah?
438
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,357
Do you want us to stay helping
in here, or do you want me...
439
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,942
-Yeah.
-to help in the galley, or what?
440
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,529
Maybe see if Natalya needs
a hand in the master cabin.
441
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,613
-Yeah?
-That would be good.
442
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,407
-Thank you.
-No worries.
443
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,826
And then Jason, do you know
if Dave needs a hand?
444
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,411
Guys, hold on, I’m gonna
take a picture of you guys,
445
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,870
because this is a
really pretty background.
446
00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,622
-I’m here to help.
-Are you?
447
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,915
Yeah.
448
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,375
Dave, anything I can help with?
449
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,835
Well, you can do some dishes
if you want, mate.
450
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,461
Yep.
451
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,547
The things going through Dave’s
head, I just feel bad for him.
452
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,340
He’s gotta be a full-time chef
for clients
453
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,009
that are expecting the best.
454
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,137
Then you throw in
the emotions of him and Tash.
455
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,932
I cannot even fathom
how difficult that must be.
456
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,809
I would have jumped
off the Goddamn boat.
457
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:03,768
-Got it?
-Super.
458
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,478
-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
459
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,022
At least there’s a
lot of wardrobe space.
460
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,398
It’s so good.
461
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,774
And, like, the thing is
I can fit the luggage
462
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,192
in there as well, so you
don’t even have to get,
463
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,444
like, the deck boys
to take, like...
464
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,862
-Yeah.
-deck... deck girls...
465
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:14,654
Yeah.
466
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,197
How you going on, though?
467
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,408
Yeah, fine, I mean,
because we’re not leaving port,
468
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,493
-there’s not been much to do.
-Yeah.
469
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,328
Everyone knows that,
like, deckhands will always
470
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,122
help with interior and interior
will always help with deck,
471
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,833
but obviously, I’ve just come
on as a deckhand and,
472
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,501
like, put straight
back into cabins.
473
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,837
It is a bit, like, uh...
474
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,589
to be fair, it also kinda
makes me appreciate the fact
475
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,132
that I’ve changed to deck,
476
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,259
because when I am in there,
I’m like thank [bleep]
477
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,762
I’m so glad that I’m not
doing this full-time.
478
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,680
You’re welcome.
479
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,932
Okay, I’ll just
start on this side.
480
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,351
Can I get any more drinks?
481
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,269
Do you guys have stuff to
make dirty martinis?
482
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,563
Of course, so, we’re gonna
have an extra-dirty, or just...
483
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,440
-I like it dirty.
-Like, nasty.
484
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,776
-Yeah, nasty.
-Filthy.
485
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,444
Yeah, okay.
486
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,987
Ooh, nice swimmie.
487
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,324
I’ll start making
the cocktails, then.
488
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,700
Yeah, actually, we’ve--
489
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,202
So, we start this one
with the Belvedere, hey?
490
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,620
-Yeah, yeah, Belvedere.
-Okay, Grey Goose, coming up.
491
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,498
Got Grey Goose,
we just need some juice.
492
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,002
Tell me the hot goss.
493
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,802
So there’s, like,
the negative relationship
494
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,303
on board, and then there’s,
like, the new positive one.
495
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,181
What’s the new positive one?
496
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,265
Storm.
497
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,476
Ah!
498
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,477
You guys bang?
499
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,687
No, we haven’t yet.
500
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,648
Can we give you some
bow ties to make...
501
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,900
Yeah. I can wear the
dungarees with no shirt on.
502
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,152
Mm [bleep].
503
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,612
After dinner, yeah?
504
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,155
Mm-hmm, and Dave’s gonna
do the cake delivery.
505
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,741
-Okay.
-Thank you!
506
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,326
Just to ask, how comfortable
507
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,413
are we with, like,
semi-nude men?
508
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,414
-Extremely.
-Very comfortable.
509
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,415
Are we very?
510
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,834
During lunch, fully nude.
511
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,293
Yeah, okay.
512
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,712
Ooh.
513
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,549
These swells are big.
514
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:02,721
I haven’t got Scooby-Doo on
this whole Malta cuisine, mate.
515
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,556
So, I’m flat-out winging it.
516
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,849
Oh, yeah, I saw that
on their preference.
517
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,017
It’s like, just say fish.
518
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,601
I’ll get...
519
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,688
well, I’ve got local fish here,
and so that’s a classic.
520
00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,231
I’ve never made
traditional Maltese food.
521
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,483
This is a ----ing complete
brain block for me.
522
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,695
So, I picked some things that
I could manipulate and change.
523
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,155
Took some classic French dishes
524
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,907
and mixed them with
some random Maltese dishes.
525
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,409
So, we’ll see how that goes.
526
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,412
Okay, I’m ready.
527
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,039
-You ready for lunch?
-Let’s do it!
528
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,290
Yes.
529
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,208
-Fab. Just make a move down.
-Let’s do it.
530
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,209
Don’t wanna spill my cocktail.
531
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,377
I love this.
532
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,087
The hats are so adorable.
533
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,214
-Thank you so much.
-You’re so welcome.
534
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:41,009
Okily-dokily.
535
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,511
Sandy’s, like, really adamant
to get off the boat.
536
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,804
They wanna tour around Malta.
537
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,681
Just like chaperone them
around the town.
538
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,974
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
539
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,726
I need someone to come
and help me.
540
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,061
Yeah, yeah, be there
in one minute.
541
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:51,895
Okay.
542
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,563
There’s a golf cart tour.
543
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,315
Sounds rad,
we’ll go on a golf tour.
544
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,568
So, are we sending a crewmember
with them round the town?
545
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,861
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
546
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,406
Mzi?
547
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,824
Mzi, pull your pants up!
548
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:07,911
You know the golf carts
opposite the way?
549
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,245
Yeah.
550
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,082
They’re gonna go on, like,
a little see-tour.
551
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,333
When they walk into
the bridge deck salon...
552
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,876
Mm-hmm.
553
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,419
Pink balloons hanging from
the roof, with streamers.
554
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,421
-I think pink, red, and white.
-Yeah?
555
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,840
So, this is a popular
fish round here.
556
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,259
Okay.
557
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,012
I am literally sweating down
my butt crack right now.
558
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,013
[phone chimes]
559
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,932
Where are the...
560
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,101
So, just putting on tonight
you want me to do--
561
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,936
One second, because
this is quite urgent.
562
00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,317
This is a local,
very popular fish,
563
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,612
very similar to sea bass,
but it’s called meagre.
564
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,447
Mm, this is delicious.
565
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,825
Oh, my God, this is the best
thing I’ve ever had in my life.
566
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,204
Where’s the chief stew,
actually?
567
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,165
So, I’m gonna send you
with Courtney and Mzi,
568
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,959
and you three are
gonna take them through.
569
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,127
-A little expedition?
-Yeah.
570
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,128
Gotcha.
571
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,255
What the hell is going on?
572
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,549
Like, I’ve just going on
service I’m doing alone,
573
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,633
and it’s ----ing
pissing me off.
574
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,176
What do you mean?
575
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,555
Literally, like, I’m up and down
the entire ----ing time.
576
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,308
Well, no one’s told me anything.
577
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,977
I’ve literally been asking
for help the whole time.
578
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,311
No one has asked me for help.
579
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,688
Like, Tash and you are
supposed to be service.
580
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,695
Tash is distracted
by no one knows.
581
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,572
I’m already in pain
with my teeth.
582
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,532
No one is literally
helping me on service,
583
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,076
and then I only have Nat
to rely on in interior.
584
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,787
I need to jump into laundry
because it is a sh---show.
585
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,874
[bleep] me, this is
getting out of control.
586
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,043
Coming up...
587
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,717
I needed two people on service,
that’s why I need you to go...
588
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:46,718
Yeah, I know.
589
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,219
I’m a little pissed off.
590
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,229
Are you enjoying your food?
Is everything all right?
591
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,566
-It is, yes!
-That’s good.
592
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,693
So, this evening you are
gonna jump on golf carts
593
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,403
and you’re gonna go on a
little city trip
594
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,072
and have drinks, if that’s
something that
595
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,490
you’d be interested in,
just to get off the boat
596
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,491
and go have a little
bit of a walk.
597
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:12,535
Yeah, yeah.
598
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,037
-Hello?
-Hello, Rico.
599
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,748
Going to have a
golf cart tour at 6:00 p.m.
600
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,167
I do have a tour guide for you.
601
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,460
-Perfect.
-Okay.
602
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,920
Thank you, bye-bye.
603
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,422
Are you gonna change for the
tour or whatever?
604
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,423
Let’s get ready.
605
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,758
All right, so you got a plan?
606
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,927
So, we’re organizing
these golf carts
607
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,428
to take them with
a guide into town.
608
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,138
-Awesome sauce.
-Yeah.
609
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,390
Nat, Nat, Tasha.
610
00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:36,059
Can you help clear
the bridge deck aft table?
611
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,143
Copy that.
612
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,853
Oh, la la.
613
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,816
Yeah, I wanna sit down
and change, that’s all.
614
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:43,858
Wait, I’ll wait...
615
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,859
I’ll see you in a few.
616
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,361
Oh, I’m lower.
617
00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:54,411
I don’t even know what
I’m doing, I’m so disorientated.
618
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,745
You are looking a bit white.
619
00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,833
Take a rest.
620
00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,292
So, listen, I’m not gonna
[bleep] up service.
621
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:02,794
Can I be in housekeeping
tonight, just for tonight?
622
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,170
Yeah, 100 percent.
623
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,672
Hey, look, there’s
the golf buggy tour.
624
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,716
Okay, I think we might be ready.
625
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,510
-We need shoes?
-I would recommend it.
626
00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,303
Flip-flops, or cute shoes.
627
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,097
We could just flip-flop it out.
628
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,306
Did you say "flip-flop it out?"
629
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,349
Yeah.
630
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,517
That’s what he said!
631
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,893
All right, guys,
have a lovely time
632
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,437
and we’ll see you when
you get back.
633
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,479
All right, thank you.
634
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:22,522
Is that everyone off now?
635
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,065
Yeah.
636
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,738
How much fun is just
decorating sh--?
637
00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,532
Hello, ladies, welcome to Malta.
638
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,575
-Hi!
-Hello.
639
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,285
So, we are going to do a tour.
640
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,870
You’re going to see
a little bit
641
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,997
the most historical
part of Malta.
642
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,373
Let’s take the carts.
643
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,292
Come on, Tina.
644
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:44,502
-Where do I sit?
-We need one over here.
645
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,088
Mzi.
646
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,381
Right-hand side.
647
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,925
Oh, my God.
648
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,010
Driving the golf cart
takes me straight
649
00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,470
back home to the golf course.
650
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,306
I’ve been playing since
I was seven years old.
651
00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:58,808
Woo!
652
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,268
-Oh!
-He hit it.
653
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:04,356
Does Mzi be hustling people
every charter down here?
654
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,316
Golf requires huge
amounts of practice.
655
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,234
I think in yachting, like,
a lot of the things
656
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,320
that you do in practice,
it’s like muscle memory.
657
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,489
Let’s hope by the
end of the season
658
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,366
I can handle a tender
like a golf cart.
659
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,034
-Ah!
-Whoa!
660
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,702
Oh!
661
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,412
-Should we race?
-Yeah, racing.
662
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,331
No!
663
00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:24,292
If you’re not first,
you’re last.
664
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,670
Storm did his schedule,
he’s got his anchor watches.
665
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:29,047
It’s very good, actually.
666
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,885
That’s amazing.
667
00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,388
These could be
outfits for tonight.
668
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,555
Yes, oh, my God.
669
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,932
Look at that.
670
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,266
Yeah, there’s two here.
671
00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,185
Why don’t we just
be twins, perfect.
672
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,612
You know the walls
that used be around the city?
673
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:53,697
When were those built?
674
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,115
In the years 1400.
675
00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:57,909
If you wanna buy
a souvenir on Malta...
676
00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,120
-I’m not for sale.
-unless...
677
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:03,123
-Tell us.
-No, not him.
678
00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,251
Storm, Storm, please come to the
bridge, Storm to the bridge.
679
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,877
Copy, on my way.
680
00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:13,133
Hey, so, tomorrow morning the
weather gets better, look.
681
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,676
-So, by...
-Much better, yeah.
682
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,428
-...actually through the night,
683
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,639
we’re off the dock at 7:00 a.m.,
we’re throwing our lines.
684
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,099
-Lines, yeah, yeah.
-Okay?
685
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,392
-Sounds good.
-All right, great, thanks.
686
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,435
Thanks, Cap.
687
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,814
We are going for
a fantastic view now.
688
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,190
All right, guys,
we are stepping up
689
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,776
and we are going here
to the garden.
690
00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,069
Oh, this is pretty.
691
00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:34,779
So, here you have
a fantastic view.
692
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,364
Oh, it’s beautiful.
693
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:38,950
Over there is Valetta,
the capitol of Malta.
694
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:41,286
This is the smallest
capitol of Europe.
695
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,620
Oh!
696
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,039
All right, are you ladies ready?
697
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,248
We’re ready to go
back on the golf carts.
698
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,541
-Ready to rock and roll?
-Yeah.
699
00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,668
Let’s go.
700
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,170
[phone ringing]
701
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,301
I’m sorry to
call you.
702
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,248
My ex is telling me,
"Stop beating yourself up,
703
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,627
we can make this work,
like, I forgive you."
704
00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:34,881
Kind of makes me feel like
why am I not fighting for this?
705
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,514
I don’t know what
the right thing to do is.
706
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:45,475
All right, my love,
I’ll speak to you soon.
707
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,685
All right, bye.
708
00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,353
Bye, my love, bye.
709
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,192
Coming up...
710
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,902
Oh!
711
00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,362
I thought my stripping
days were done.
712
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,988
I’m not cut out
for this anymore.
713
00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,699
We do have one more
surprise for you.
714
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:09,833
What do you do with that,
do you ever touch it?
715
00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,921
-[horn honks]
-Oh, it’s a little horn!
716
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,173
[honking]
717
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,722
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
718
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,056
Yes, Tash?
719
00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,434
Just go to bed, Kyle,
you need to rest.
720
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,310
Okay, let me flip
the laundry quickly.
721
00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:31,688
Do not touch the laundry,
Kyle, honestly.
722
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:36,735
Oh, my goodness,
those are beautiful!
723
00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:37,694
Mm!
724
00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:44,576
You do look very
sexy in that dress.
725
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:45,618
Oh, my God.
726
00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,456
I love throwing a themed party.
727
00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,082
That’s, like, my specialty.
728
00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,293
And I am a bit
of a micromanager,
729
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:56,004
but seeing your vision
actually come together,
730
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:57,464
it’s a great feeling.
731
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,424
Like, I live to see
the guests’ reactions.
732
00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,634
So, I’m hoping that they’re
just gonna be blown away.
733
00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,553
Are you actually gonna
do it with your mouth?
734
00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,513
Yeah.
735
00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:06,806
Show what that mouth do.
736
00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,016
[laughing]
737
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:13,521
-Mm.
-Oh, babe.
738
00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,653
Are you speaking
to rectify
739
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,697
or are you speaking to
there’s a possibility?
740
00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,240
No, like after everything,
741
00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:26,576
he loves and
he supports me so much.
742
00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,620
He just wants
to sort things out.
743
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,956
And how do you feel
about that, yes or no?
744
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:37,420
Honestly, he is, like,
a straight version of you.
745
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:40,382
Like, I’ve never met anyone
that makes me laugh as much.
746
00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:43,760
Going through this whole
situation with Dave
747
00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:47,681
that was just awful made me
realize I still love my ex.
748
00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:51,559
We’re both very similar people,
and we both love to party.
749
00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,229
Like, our house
is just constant parties.
750
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:57,732
And with him,
I can be happy, I can be me.
751
00:30:57,774 --> 00:31:00,235
I never wanted to hurt him,
752
00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:04,239
I just guess I let
things get out of control.
753
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,952
I do like to run away
from problems a lot.
754
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:09,953
Yeah.
755
00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,371
But anyway, go to sleep.
756
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:12,747
I’m getting ready,
I’m not gonna bore you.
757
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,250
-Good night, love you.
-All right, I love you.
758
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,214
And we’re home.
759
00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:22,215
Here we are.
760
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,675
Made it back in one piece.
761
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,260
The guests are back.
762
00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,179
-You enjoyed it?
-So fun.
763
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:30,223
Drinks, welcome drinks.
764
00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,434
There you go.
765
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,352
Oh, my God, I’m so excited.
766
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,895
Wait, so should we
change into dinner clothes?
767
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,856
Can you grab me another straw?
768
00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,566
Thank you so
much, Storm.
769
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,235
Oh, my God,
look at you, Natasha!
770
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:44,988
Look at your cute
sequined dress!
771
00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:46,448
Thank you.
772
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:52,579
What time is dinner, should
we change into dinner stuff?
773
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,664
Any time you’d like,
yeah, all right.
774
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,458
-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.
775
00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:04,257
So, for dinner tonight
we’re doing plated?
776
00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:07,177
With lobster gnocchi,
it’s plated.
777
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,845
-Okay.
-And then dessert is the gateau.
778
00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,555
All right, thank you.
779
00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,516
You know, I’m so nervous.
I’ve never stripped before.
780
00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:14,809
Storm, what time
does this all happen?
781
00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:18,396
After dinner, when
Dave takes the cake up.
782
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,439
I don’t really know
what to do, though.
783
00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:20,899
Does anyone have any tips?
784
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:24,277
So, I’ll start the music
and then Mzi can show,
785
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:25,528
"I’m the captain now."
786
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:26,863
[laughing]
787
00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:30,909
Ugh!
788
00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:35,455
Who am I gonna steal
for stewardessing tonight?
789
00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:37,665
You can steal me.
790
00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:38,667
Aw, thank you.
791
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:41,169
-Jason, you go down now.
-Okay.
792
00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,129
And then you sleep
for five hours,
793
00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:44,464
and then you’re up at
1:00 to 3:00,
794
00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:45,590
and then you go down again.
795
00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:47,300
-Okay, no worries, man.
-Okay.
796
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:50,303
So, what do you
wanna plan tonight...
797
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,639
We’re a man down, yeah.
798
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:54,974
You wanna?
799
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,227
I don’t care at all.
800
00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:58,770
What do you prefer?
801
00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:06,444
The thing is, I needed
two people on service.
802
00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:07,779
That’s why I needed--
803
00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,155
Yeah, I know but
Kyle’s obviously down.
804
00:33:09,197 --> 00:33:12,033
If you wanna make some flower...
Nat?
805
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,451
What?
806
00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:16,329
I need to speak to
you about the cabins.
807
00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:19,374
-I’m a little pissed off.
-Yes, I can tell.
808
00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:25,922
For the birthday girls,
809
00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:27,632
we just need to do
something nice for them.
810
00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:30,176
So, maybe if you wanna get
some vases from under the TV...
811
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,262
Yeah, I’ll sort it out.
812
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:38,727
She’s not happy, but with
Courtney not knowing the boat
813
00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:41,980
I feel like it’s easier if
Courtney’s with me on service,
814
00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:43,565
just because I can guide her,
815
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:46,359
whereas if Natalya
does the housekeeping,
816
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,653
she can just do it fast
and it’s done.
817
00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:51,406
I’m the chief stew, and
I’m running this operation,
818
00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:54,617
and she needs
to listen, that’s it.
819
00:33:57,537 --> 00:33:59,622
This is gonna be
a very happy birthday.
820
00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:01,499
I need to switch to vodka.
821
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:09,174
What is going on?
822
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:13,303
Aw! That’s so cool!
823
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,981
It’s absolute bullsh--.
824
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,567
Coming up...
825
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,903
It’s 30 meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
826
00:34:29,944 --> 00:34:31,905
You know, Storm, you’re not
coming through on my radio.
827
00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:34,074
Six meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
828
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,533
I don’t hear Storm.
829
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,577
Three meters to V4 off your
[garbled radio chatter].
830
00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,413
Storm, again, press your mic
and then talk.
831
00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:52,717
And actually, you should
be on service
832
00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,096
because you are such a loud,
outspoken bitch.
833
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,055
Thank you.
834
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:02,769
It’s really sh-- like, when
you ask a crewmember
835
00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:05,105
in interior to be setting
up a table
836
00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:06,856
and she’s done her all-out,
837
00:35:06,898 --> 00:35:08,775
and then to put her
in housekeeping
838
00:35:08,817 --> 00:35:10,902
and not see how the guests
enjoy her decoration?
839
00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,487
Damn.
840
00:35:12,529 --> 00:35:14,489
At one stage I’m, like, glad
that she can confide in me.
841
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,990
On the other hand, I’m like,
842
00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:20,495
girl, I feel in pain,
I just wanna sleep, you know?
843
00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:23,456
Good night, love you
844
00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:24,833
Please come and visit me again.
845
00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:26,334
I’m actually gonna come
dry hump you later.
846
00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:28,253
Were you not feeling
the sequin dress?
847
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,796
Oh, yeah, I can go put it on.
848
00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,381
I thought I was getting changed
849
00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:32,465
when the boys
were getting changed.
850
00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:35,385
-Oh.
-But I can go put it on.
851
00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,806
Hello!
852
00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:45,645
With everything that’s
happened between me and Tash,
853
00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:47,814
it’s been so difficult.
854
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,649
That’s why I’m lucky
I have the galley.
855
00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:51,317
It clears my mind completely.
856
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:54,738
I’ve got nothing to think about
apart from getting the job done.
857
00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:57,824
-Happy birthday!
-Woo!
858
00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,704
Happy thirty-second!
859
00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:03,705
Forever!
860
00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:06,041
-Looking good, girl!
-Wow!
861
00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:07,584
-Woo!
-Yeehaw!
862
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:08,877
God, I hate pink and
I hate glitter.
863
00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:10,545
[laughing]
864
00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,422
[bleep] this is like
my worst nightmare.
865
00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:14,049
It is making us look
more professional,
866
00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,967
being in the same dress
and stuff right now.
867
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:19,095
But I mean, obviously, starting
as a deckhand on a boat,
868
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,889
I don’t really want
to be in a glittery
869
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,475
pink sparkly dress
on my first night.
870
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,227
-We have to perform the...
-Yeah, yeah, you’ll smash it.
871
00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:29,439
Have you been to the clubs
that Mzi’s gone to, then?
872
00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:32,108
I’m sure it’s not weird.
873
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,735
Can we invite you
up to dinner soon?
874
00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,904
-Yes, great!
-All right.
875
00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:36,905
Let’s go.
876
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,533
They should be
up at the table.
877
00:36:44,829 --> 00:36:47,665
Oh, look how cute you guys are.
878
00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,417
Oh, I love it!
879
00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,710
Oh, I can tell, a little casino!
880
00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,087
Oh, my God, it’s Vegas-themed!
881
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:54,297
-Aw!
-So cute.
882
00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:55,924
Yeah.
883
00:36:55,965 --> 00:36:59,427
Oh, you guys are so cute in
your matching sequined outfits.
884
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:00,970
Still or sparkling water?
885
00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:02,222
Still, please.
886
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,974
If this isn’t
a representation of my day,
887
00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:06,685
then I don’t know
what else is.
888
00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:09,270
-Ready, guys?
-Nice, mate, this is exquisite.
889
00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:10,271
Ready to lead the way?
890
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,564
Yeah.
891
00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:12,732
You’re going to announce
it, Dave, eh?
892
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:14,109
Yeah, I’ll come announce it.
893
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,614
Thank you.
894
00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:21,074
-You’re welcome.
-Good evening, ladies.
895
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:23,118
All right, I’ve just got
sous vide lobster here.
896
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:24,327
It’s beautiful.
897
00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:26,621
And then we’ve got
some sautéed gnocchi.
898
00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:29,624
-Thank you!
-Bon appétit.
899
00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:30,625
Thank you!
900
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,377
The gnocchi is so good.
901
00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,504
Oh, my gosh, so good.
902
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,047
I’m in heaven, it is amazing.
903
00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:39,676
What we need to do is get
your outfit sorted.
904
00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:42,929
What are we gonna
do after dinner?
905
00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:44,264
We are gonna have
entertainment tonight.
906
00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:46,683
-You think so?
-I do.
907
00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:47,809
Dude, I’m so nervous.
908
00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,060
I’ve never stripped before.
909
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,311
I need a pair of pants.
910
00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,813
Wear those.
911
00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,398
Or do you wanna wear
some of my booty shorts?
912
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,025
Do you have booty shorts?
913
00:37:55,066 --> 00:37:56,359
I’ve got booty shorts,
of course I’ve got booty shorts.
914
00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:57,986
They’re so good.
915
00:37:58,028 --> 00:38:00,613
Here’s a skirt, so it’ll
really flap around there.
916
00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,240
I thought my stripping
days were done.
917
00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:05,326
Gave a decent Magic Mike
performance last year.
918
00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:07,412
Woo!
919
00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:08,705
Oh!
920
00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:10,582
I’m not cut out
for this anymore.
921
00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:12,375
I’m packing a serious dad bod.
922
00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,544
Nobody wants to see this.
923
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,672
Oh!
924
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:20,342
[shrieks]
925
00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:22,719
This is amazing.
926
00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:27,390
Strike your pose.
927
00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:28,725
I’m gonna die.
928
00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,643
The Naked Chef, literally.
929
00:38:30,685 --> 00:38:33,063
Wow, Dave’s shredded, eh?
930
00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:36,149
Okay, we’re ready now.
931
00:38:38,276 --> 00:38:43,365
* Happy birthday to you *
932
00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:47,702
-* Happy birthday to you *
-[cheering]
933
00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:51,456
I feel like my heart’s,
like, about 130.
934
00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:52,749
Happy birthday, girls.
935
00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,669
We do have one more
surprise for you.
936
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:59,381
-Oh!
-Woo!
937
00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:02,342
Oh, my God!
938
00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:04,678
[cheering]
939
00:39:13,144 --> 00:39:14,646
Happy birthday!
940
00:39:16,064 --> 00:39:17,982
[laughing]
941
00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:22,445
-Woo!
-Happy birthday.
942
00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:25,031
I would be more excited
to see Storm strip privately
943
00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,325
in my cabin
and not for 20 women.
944
00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:28,743
[laughing]
945
00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:30,620
Just saying.
946
00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:33,248
-Thank you!
-Happy birthday.
947
00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:35,834
Aw, thank you!
948
00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,877
Happy birthday to us!
949
00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:39,796
Okay, now let’s
take it downstairs,
950
00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,256
let’s do the real show.
951
00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:42,340
[laughing]
952
00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,344
It’s time to go down,
just go sleep.
953
00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:49,764
We have the vanilla cake
with butter crème, enjoy.
954
00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:52,934
Mm. I don’t even normally
like sweets.
955
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:56,646
You’re down in 10, yeah?
956
00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:57,856
-Yeah.
-Cool.
957
00:39:57,897 --> 00:39:59,274
Should we go up to the hot tub?
958
00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:03,319
Meet you guys on
the top floor, let’s do it.
959
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,116
Right good night.
960
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,409
Good night, Dave.
961
00:40:09,451 --> 00:40:11,578
Are we going jaboozin, or
what’s happening?
962
00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:12,704
We’re jaboozin!
963
00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:14,122
Okay.
964
00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:15,373
[laughing]
965
00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:25,383
Is there a drink holder?
966
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:36,019
-Is it?
-My pectorals.
967
00:40:39,689 --> 00:40:41,107
Oh, my God, I’m ready for bed.
968
00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:13,306
If I pull my shorts up too high
then I’ll get camel-toe, so...
969
00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:15,016
[laughing]
970
00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:16,351
-Hey, good morning.
-How are you?
971
00:41:16,393 --> 00:41:17,686
I see you’re ready.
972
00:41:17,727 --> 00:41:18,853
Looks like
the weather’s cooperating.
973
00:41:18,895 --> 00:41:19,854
Time to go.
974
00:41:19,896 --> 00:41:21,147
Do you still wanna go stern to,
975
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:22,357
or do you wanna swing
your bow over?
976
00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:23,483
Stern-out.
977
00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:24,818
Sure, and then
I’ll tell the guys...
978
00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,152
-Location, distances.
-Yeah.
979
00:41:26,194 --> 00:41:27,529
-Location, distances.
-All right, cool.
980
00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:29,197
Thanks, Cap.
981
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:30,532
Deck crew, what’s your location?
982
00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:31,908
On the dock.
983
00:41:35,036 --> 00:41:38,832
Okay, so, Courtney, you’re
gonna be on the bow with Jason.
984
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,250
When you’re bringing the
spring in, like,
985
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:42,252
and you single out, get it
in as soon as possible.
986
00:41:42,293 --> 00:41:44,379
Yeah, yeah, you
have to get it in.
987
00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:45,630
-Yeah.
-So, Jason.
988
00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:47,382
When the bow has
cleared the dolphins,
989
00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:48,633
you say "clear to swing."
990
00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:50,385
So, you’re gonna be
on the stern with me.
991
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,137
What did you say about
the single-up thing?
992
00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:55,056
-The brace lines will go first.
-Yeah.
993
00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:58,143
All crew,
we’re ready to depart.
994
00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,228
We can free up all the lines.
995
00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:02,897
-Bring ’em all in.
-Copy that, Captain.
996
00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:04,149
Mzi, please join
me on the stern.
997
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,400
All right.
998
00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:07,152
I’m so happy to be back,
like, as a deckhand.
999
00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:09,821
And I’m glad that these lines
are a lot smaller than
1000
00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:11,406
my last boat, because
I’m hoping
1001
00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:14,034
that it’ll be a lot easier now,
because these are smaller.
1002
00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:15,910
So, you know when you,
like, learn
1003
00:42:15,952 --> 00:42:17,537
with something
harder or bigger...
1004
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:23,376
Captain, that’s all
lines off the bow.
1005
00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:24,836
Right, Captain,
that’s all lines on deck.
1006
00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,504
Great!
Here we go.
1007
00:42:31,509 --> 00:42:34,637
Storm, distances.
Storm, distances.
1008
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:35,680
Copy that.
1009
00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:38,933
Five meters starboard quarter.
1010
00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:41,770
[garbled radio chatter]
1011
00:42:41,811 --> 00:42:43,730
Ten meters,
starboard quarter.
1012
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,815
You know, Storm, you’re not
coming through on my radio,
1013
00:42:45,857 --> 00:42:47,609
so press the mic
and then talk.
1014
00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:49,736
Thirty meters [garbled
radio chatter] quarter.
1015
00:42:49,778 --> 00:42:52,614
Hey, Jason, can I swing?
1016
00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,324
Yeah.
1017
00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:59,120
Thirty [garbled radio chatter]
meters starboard quarter.
1018
00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,872
Storm, again, press the mic
and then talk.
1019
00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:02,457
I do not hear your distances.
1020
00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:04,584
Six meters [garbled
radio chatter] stern.
1021
00:43:04,626 --> 00:43:06,044
I don’t hear Storm.
1022
00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:09,297
Three meters to V4 off your
[garbled radio chatter].
1023
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:12,634
Kick forward.
Kick forward.
1024
00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:14,636
Storm, can’t hear.
1025
00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,055
Two meters to V4 [garbled
radio chatter] quarter.
1026
00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:20,141
And Storm, again, press
your mic and then talk.
1027
00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,851
Ugh!
We’re gonna hit.
1028
00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:26,940
One meter...
oh!
1029
00:43:26,981 --> 00:43:29,526
Next, on "Below Deck Med"...
1030
00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:30,902
[cheering]
1031
00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,862
Yay, they’re having fun.
1032
00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:37,242
Getting back together
1033
00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:40,328
with my ex,
Dave is going to be upset.
1034
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,081
I don’t know what runs through
1035
00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:44,582
Dave’s head at
the best of times.
1036
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:47,836
Something is definitely wrong.
1037
00:43:47,877 --> 00:43:49,170
Kyle?
1038
00:43:49,212 --> 00:43:51,297
It’s, like, literally
paining so much.
1039
00:43:51,339 --> 00:43:53,341
I need to get him help quickly.
1040
00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:57,804
-Seriously, this wind.
-Ooh!
1041
00:43:57,846 --> 00:43:59,055
Uh-oh.
1042
00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:00,890
Carlos, I can’t get the
stabilizers on.
1043
00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:03,601
Oh, not again.
1044
00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:05,020
Hang on, everybody.
1045
00:44:05,895 --> 00:44:07,897
Hang on, hang on.