1 00:00:04,212 --> 00:00:05,588 I miss you. 2 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:07,924 Natalya’s really gorgeous. 3 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,259 Aussies are my kryptonite. 4 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,722 I don’t know if it’s just this boat romance 5 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:16,558 or if it’s blossoming into something else. 6 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,186 Three meters, getting closer. 7 00:00:20,228 --> 00:00:21,688 Oh sh--, that’s not three meters. 8 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,731 She’s gonna hit it, man. 9 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:25,900 We’re gonna hit. 10 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,527 Jesus Christ. 11 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,988 I need to be able to have a bosun to lead a team, 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,573 so I’m letting you go. 13 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,206 I get on with Tash like a house on fire. 14 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,251 My asshole burns. My asshole’s like... 15 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:52,260 Storm is stepping in as a provisional bosun. 16 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,887 He’s gonna show me what he’s got. 17 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,722 It’s been a dream of mine to obviously become a bosun. 18 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,766 And then our new deckhand arrives 19 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:58,933 the first day of charter. 20 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,560 -How you doing? -Nice to see you. 21 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:04,230 On our last boat, me and Tash, we got together. 22 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,568 She was still with her boyfriend, 23 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,404 but she wanted to be with me. 24 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,573 Mm-hmm. 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,785 My exes cheated on me, but it’s not right to cheat back. 26 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,456 I feel betrayed. 27 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,458 Now it’s making me look like a ----ing idiot. 28 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,175 If you do it again, you’re fired. 29 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,219 I want you guys to move cabins now. 30 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,221 I feel like I’ve betrayed you. 31 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,098 I’m obviously very hurt. 32 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,766 I don’t know this person, 33 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,770 I don’t recognize him, and we work together constantly. 34 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,189 Hopefully he’ll never do this ever again. 35 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,805 I think there might be a cabin swap happening today. 36 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,685 It’s happening now. 37 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,815 She’s not going to? 38 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,364 So, you... that’s what I was gonna say. 39 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,365 So, you guys are gonna swap? 40 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,366 -Yeah. -Okay, cool. 41 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,784 I don’t have a choice. 42 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,286 Like, they can’t be sleeping together... 43 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,287 like, in the same room. 44 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:44,205 -No. -Shoot, man. 45 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,206 Anyways, let’s bust this out. 46 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,416 All right, buddy. 47 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,210 I did get most of me out. 48 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,712 I think these are all yours. 49 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,381 I don’t ever wear these, can I put them somewhere? 50 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:57,552 I’ll find out if someone needs some shoes. 51 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:01,431 Having to move cabins, it’s kind of like a walk of shame. 52 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,726 The whole time of me trying to hide this secret 53 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,355 was because I didn’t want it to disrupt the crew, 54 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,398 I didn’t want it to cause any drama, 55 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,776 and essentially, it’s just made things worse. 56 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,570 I’m gonna take half of my sh-- out of my room now. 57 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,534 I feel like it’s all over now, 58 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,620 and I feel bad for what I’ve done, 59 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,206 but I’m super disappointed in myself. 60 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:29,417 It’s a sh-- feeling. 61 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,543 So, how are you? 62 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:32,712 I just have to move on. 63 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:36,466 I don’t know, prove to myself 64 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,386 and to everyone else that I can do this, 65 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,637 regardless of what’s happened. 66 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,639 Most importantly to yourself. 67 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:45,058 Through your darkest times and your happiest moments, 68 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,060 I’m honestly here for you. 69 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,228 Aw. 70 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,854 I’m dead-ass serious about that. 71 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:56,027 I don’t even know where to begin with sh-- like this. 72 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,241 Storm, David, Natasha, 73 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:03,827 let’s meet in the crew mess for a preference sheet meeting. 74 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:04,994 On my way. 75 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,539 -Dave? -Are you okay? 76 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,836 No. 77 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,463 No. 78 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,095 Right, charter number three. 79 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:25,265 -Yay! -Yes. 80 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,142 Kristina Rosette is a real estate agent 81 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,977 in the Bay Area looking to celebrate 82 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,146 a joint fiftieth birthday party with her cousin, Dina. 83 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:35,233 Kristina and Dina are requesting a dual birthday celebration 84 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,776 and prefer their cake 85 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,404 to be delivered by a shirtless deckhand. 86 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,822 Hundred percent Mzi. 87 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,990 [sneezes] 88 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,616 For the final night of charter, 89 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:46,953 the group would like to have a Studio 54 party 90 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,038 with glitter décor. 91 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,497 Yes! So excited for that. 92 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,167 These ladies have a high threshold for adventure 93 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,710 and are aiming to spend as much time 94 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:56,087 with the water toys as possible. 95 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,797 We’re gonna flood the back. 96 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,965 Thank you. 97 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,383 It’s gonna be an adventure land for them. 98 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,344 I’ve never been a bosun before, 99 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,138 but Sandy feels that she can entrust 100 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,182 this provisional title on me. 101 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,310 It’s exciting, and it’s nerve-wracking. 102 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,104 I will give 250 percent from the moment 103 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,731 I wake up till the moment I go to sleep. 104 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,066 What kind of cake you thinking? 105 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,026 I’ll do, like, a three-tier one, 106 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,819 do a massive one, like a wedding cake. 107 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,571 Like a vanilla? 108 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,865 I’ll do, like, classic vanilla sponge. 109 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,867 Yeah, they both like vanilla cake. 110 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,660 In the past I’ve had couples. 111 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:31,373 I’ve had two that turned out in a very good way, 112 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,668 and the other 20 were not. 113 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:37,045 David and Natasha are demonstrating 114 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,380 their professionalism right now. 115 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,923 They’re both excellent at their craft, 116 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,758 and they’ve been doing this a long time. 117 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,593 I think they can do this. 118 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,387 So, let’s have an awesome charter tomorrow. 119 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,847 -Yep. -Get a good night’s sleep 120 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,600 I’ve only got, like, 30 more shirts to iron, thank God. 121 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,863 I think that’s it. 122 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,115 All right, well, that’s everyone’s laundry 123 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,700 done for the next year. 124 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:07,659 Ah! 125 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,829 Did you just say, "Kyle is a Hawaiian?" 126 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,712 Is that your favorite? 127 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,255 -Ah! -Are you ticklish? 128 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:23,508 How can you have foot massages if you’re ticklish? 129 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,719 I’ve never had good experiences with boyfriends. 130 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,722 So, I have got trust issues, 131 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,141 but with Storm, we’re a little bit romantic. 132 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,601 I don’t know what’s happening, I don’t know what’s happening. 133 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,275 -A what? -I’ve got a big day. 134 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,401 No, I said... 135 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,902 [laughing] 136 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,863 Do you wanna hear the waterfalls, babe? 137 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,781 What waterfalls? 138 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,076 It’s Niagara Falls, hon. 139 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,453 Oh, so... 140 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,373 Oh sh--, was that your... did I put it in your cupboard? 141 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,833 -Dude, you’re good, bro. -Sorry. 142 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,877 Dave’s been having a really tough day. 143 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,045 I feel for him. 144 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,588 Granted, I probably would feel different 145 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,214 if I know the whole story. 146 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,217 Even though we might have been off to a rocky start... 147 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,303 No, don’t touch me. 148 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,971 Me and Dave are cool. 149 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,349 But now that we’re roommates, like, mind your business, 150 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:17,979 stay clean, don’t use Axe deodorizers in the ----ing room. 151 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,109 Turns out I have a little OCD. 152 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,153 Sleep well, mate. 153 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,915 Charter three. 154 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,126 Natalya, Natalya, Tasha. 155 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,754 Can you meet me in the stew pantry? 156 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,506 -Copy that. -Morning, guvna. 157 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:45,924 Morning, mate. 158 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,550 So, today... 159 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,968 so, I need to sort the flowers, 160 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,804 we’ll need to clean the main deck day head. 161 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,347 Okay, I’ll do that first. 162 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,474 They’re gonna have champagne as their welcome drink, 163 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,435 and then sit for lunch. 164 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,978 Can I do, like, a nautical theme? 165 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,563 We’ll grab those hats out, just to start off? 166 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,107 Yes, get the sailor hats on. 167 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,733 All right, I’m gonna start the day head. 168 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,818 Sailor’s hat. 169 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,152 Where’d you want me to get now? 170 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,779 Do you wanna just start banging out that laz? 171 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,155 I’m just gonna hit the scuppers quickly. 172 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,615 Cool. 173 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,624 He is not single. 174 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,345 -Hello? -Hello! Hey. 175 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,680 Coming up... 176 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,515 Six meters [garbled radio chatter] stern. 177 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,808 I don’t hear Storm. 178 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,268 Three meters to V4 off your... 179 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,352 [garbled transmission] 180 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:55,410 -Hello? -Hi! 181 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,913 -Hi! -So good to see you. 182 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,582 You, too, how are you? 183 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,960 Good, it’s been great to know what you’ve been up to. 184 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,587 Oh, yeah, so much. 185 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,589 -How’ve you been? -Good. 186 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,466 Oh, I’m excited to be back, but... 187 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,550 -Yeah. -I’m a bit... 188 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:11,551 I’m very nervous to be on deck. 189 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,178 I’m back! 190 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,805 I was kind of in two minds after last season. 191 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,390 Like, being promoted to second stew. 192 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,309 I do wanna give you these. 193 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,769 Stop! 194 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,228 I feel like I used to go on boats and be, like, 195 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,314 known as the wild one, the crazy one. 196 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,441 * We’re here in the galley and we’re chillin’ with daddy * 197 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:29,110 * We’ve got a lot going on but we’re feeling so swaggy * 198 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:32,155 Last season it was so intense, 199 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:36,159 and I was constantly inside and stressed and never saw daylight. 200 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,958 I definitely feel like a deckhand, like, 201 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,669 fits my personally better than a stew. 202 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,795 Courtney’s switching to deck crew. 203 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,421 This is epic! 204 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,507 Getting the call from Sandy to come back, 205 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,510 I’m excited, but I’m, like, super nervous as well. 206 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,303 I’m ready to get to twerk. 207 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,724 Oh, there’s Mzi! 208 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,601 -Hi! -Hey! 209 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,062 -How are you? -How are you? 210 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,271 Yeah, not so bad, thank you. 211 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,398 Good! 212 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,817 I love Mzi’s face when he sees you. 213 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:09,984 Can you show me everyone? 214 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,820 -Yeah. -I’m Courtney, hi. 215 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:12,862 Jason, nice to meet you. 216 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,322 Hi, nice to meet you. 217 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,699 Storm, would you like to meet the new deckhand? 218 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,908 Hi! 219 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:17,992 Hi, have you got your bags on board? 220 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,494 I’m gonna grab it in a second, 221 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:20,662 but I just wanted to come on and meet everyone. 222 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,663 Yeah, sure. 223 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,831 Is Storm your real name? 224 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,040 -It is indeed. -That’s so cool! 225 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,917 -Lovely to meet you. -Yeah, you too. 226 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,714 I’m so, so stoked to have Courtney back. 227 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,757 Courtney’s definitely gonna bring a twerk to the team, 228 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,343 and some good banter, too. 229 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,888 After Lady Michelle, she did come to Cape Town. 230 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,974 We’ve both come such a long way in terms of 231 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:45,145 our actual friendship and I’ve grown even fonder of Court. 232 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,147 [laughing] 233 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,235 I... 234 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,195 No. 235 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:57,699 I... [laughing] 236 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,034 No. 237 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,702 Hi, I’m Courtney, nice to meet you. 238 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,828 -Nice to meet you! -What’s your name? 239 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,829 -Tasha. -Tasha... 240 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,913 nice to meet you, Tasha. 241 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,331 How are you? Oh, sorry. 242 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,833 -Dave, nice to meet you. -Courtney, nice to meet you. 243 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,376 -Welcome aboard. -Thank you. 244 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,836 I’ve just put your uniform on your bed, Courtney. 245 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,421 Oh, thank you so much. 246 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,387 Do you want a tea or coffee? 247 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,555 Yeah, all right. 248 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,806 -Hi! -I’m Natalya. 249 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,558 Hi, Courtney, nice to meet you. 250 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,809 I’m your roomie. 251 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,605 There’s Natasha and then Natalya. 252 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,981 -Okay. -So, we’re called... 253 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,232 -Natasha and Natalya. -Yeah, Tash and Nat. 254 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,525 Okay, and while you’re on board... 255 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:33,735 -I’m Nat. -No, I know. 256 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,987 Oh, wow... wow, I’m screaming. 257 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,113 -We’re both second stews. -Second, yeah. 258 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,531 -Okay, nice. -Yeah. 259 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,575 Deck crew, deck crew, please can you meet me 260 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,743 on the aft deck for a quick meeting? 261 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:42,952 Copy. 262 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,872 -Hello. -Hello. 263 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,958 -So, welcome to the crew. -Thank you. 264 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,296 For this charter, I did print a new deck schedule. 265 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,507 You will have everything there, it’s your hours of watch. 266 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,094 In the evening, we do really try to help out the interior. 267 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,053 Yeah. 268 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,012 Well, you know what that’s like. 269 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,597 For this whole charter, like, 270 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,557 if you see thing that are lying around, pick them up. 271 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,142 Just the small things that’ll make the biggest difference. 272 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,103 And then I’m sure we’ll have a great time. 273 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,604 I’m a very intense person. 274 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,231 I have an enlarged heart. 275 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,234 I was in Sri Lanka in 2019. I was just surfing. 276 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,946 I just felt this, like, crazy drop in my heart, 277 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,531 like, I couldn’t breathe properly, 278 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,241 my arm started to go numb. 279 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,995 I had to have surgery, which is cardioversion. 280 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,789 So, they stop your heart and then they restart it. 281 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,165 I was dead for two minutes. 282 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,292 It definitely changed my mindset 283 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,211 to just live as hardcore as I can. 284 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,422 Everything that I’m gonna do now, I’m gonna overdo. 285 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,591 Grab a microfiber, where the scuppers are clean the drains, 286 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,968 just so they walk on and it’s beautiful. 287 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,177 -Yeah. -Thanks, guys. 288 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,345 Sure. 289 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,722 I can’t wait. 290 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,098 This is gonna be such a fun little table setting. 291 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,307 I’ve got your hat. 292 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,309 I wish this was actually our uniform. 293 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,478 Hit me, I’ll do this side underneath. 294 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,688 Yeah, it’s gross. 295 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,314 I’m actually really nervous for, like... 296 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,735 I just need to know how to do the anchor and sh--. 297 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,445 No, it’s all Gucci. 298 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,488 Provisions, eh? 299 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,865 All crew, all crew, we have provisions. 300 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,495 All right. 301 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,122 Ooh! 302 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,624 -You all right there? -Yeah, yeah. 303 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,625 Yeah? 304 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,044 The Leaning Tower of Pisa. 305 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,839 How is this all gonna fit, Mzi? 306 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,716 It’s a bit of a mystery. 307 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,092 Tonight is, like, the big night 308 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,886 for the fiftieth birthday for the primary. 309 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,598 Yas. 310 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,434 Interior, interior, looking fab, well done. 311 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,561 I wish I could say the same for Kyle. 312 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,937 This one drives me insane. 313 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,568 [bleep] These swells are not good. 314 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,154 We have a charter boarding today, and right now, 315 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,697 the dock, the wind’s kinda calm. 316 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,991 For the lay person, they have no idea the minute 317 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,160 I turn that corner how big the swells are. 318 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,328 They’re massive. 319 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,538 That’s not fun for anyone. 320 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,249 So, unfortunately, I can’t leave the dock. 321 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,754 All crew, all crew, get into your whites. 322 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,173 Let’s meet in the main salon in five minutes. 323 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,509 Oh, they’d make nice booty shorts. 324 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,510 Let’s get naked. 325 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,011 Woo! 326 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,932 Okay. 327 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,017 My teeth, babe, it’s really sore. 328 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,394 You need to get to a dentist. 329 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,645 Mm, ASAP. 330 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,313 But it’s not like I’m dying with pain now. 331 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,564 Like, I’m continuing. 332 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,566 My tooth is actually really painful 333 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,402 because I grind my teeth at night. 334 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,404 I mean, the jawline is fantastic, 335 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,115 but it’s, like, really killing me. 336 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:28,576 All right, so, now, we have a new crewmember. 337 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,661 Woohoo! 338 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,704 -You guys have met. -Ooh! 339 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,372 Welcome, Courtney. 340 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,790 Thanks, guys. 341 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,709 All right, anyway, 342 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,087 it’s too rough out there to go and anchor. 343 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,047 We’re staying on the dock, 344 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,591 so we really gotta pull out all the stops. 345 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,219 All right, awesome, let’s line up on the dock. 346 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:52,934 Are my boobs straight? 347 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,060 Yeah, you look good. 348 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,521 Let me know if one pops out. 349 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,814 Remember what was on the preference sheet. 350 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,566 Dancing naked boys. 351 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,900 -Hi! -Hi. 352 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,569 -Welcome. -Thank you! 353 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,113 -Sandy, nice to meet you. -I’m Kristina, nice to meet you. 354 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,948 -David. -David, nice to meet you. 355 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,825 -Hello, I’m Kyle. -I’m Dina. 356 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,035 Lovely to meet you, Dina. 357 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,412 Welcome to your home away from home. 358 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,914 I can take you on a little tour of the boat, if you like. 359 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,291 -That’d be great. -Yeah? 360 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,459 It is absolutely beautiful. 361 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,753 ----ing hell... two days. 362 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,004 What the hell? 363 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,010 I bet we’ll all manage to fit in this hot tub. 364 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,511 Oh, my God, yes. 365 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,514 Try and fish some hot deckhands in there with you. 366 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,184 -Oh! -The more the merrier. 367 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,727 -Can you get the Dyson for me? -Yep. 368 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,062 I just want to buzz inside. 369 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,525 Through here, my favorite room on the boat, 370 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,486 -just because it’s so... -It’s beautiful. 371 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,029 This is a sister bed for sure. 372 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,655 -Are you sisters? -We’re sisters. 373 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,699 -They’re sisters. -We’re cousins. 374 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,867 And we’re cousins. 375 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,243 -Oh! -Wow! 376 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,953 Did you tell them we’re sisters too? 377 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,372 -No? -[laughing] 378 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,623 Oh, God, this boat’s rocking. 379 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,208 I think I need an anti-nausea pill. 380 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,460 -Can I have all you... -Yes! 381 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,880 Okay, so, if the weather changes, or the seas, 382 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:08,468 the swell dissipates, I’m off the dock like that. 383 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,719 But see how we’re rocking at the dock? 384 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,970 Yeah. 385 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,514 It’ll be, like, tenfold out there. 386 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,558 So, now the plan is we’re gonna stay on the dock. 387 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,603 Are you kidding? 388 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,166 See how we’re rocking at the dock? 389 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,043 Yeah. 390 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,253 It’ll be, like, tenfold out there. 391 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,754 So, we’re gonna stay on the dock. 392 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,256 Are you kidding? 393 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,674 You would be really seasick if we went out there. 394 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,050 Yeah. 395 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,011 But I’m gonna challenge my crew to entertain you. 396 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,930 How do you feel like an adventure off the boat, like... 397 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,015 -Yeah! -Yes! 398 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,057 With a nice view? 399 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,434 Who would ever say no to that? 400 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,601 Okay, just wanna make sure. 401 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,311 When you’re stuck on the dock, 402 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,564 the best thing to do is feed them alcohol. 403 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,484 -I can unpack for master. -Unpack master? 404 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,819 All right. 405 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,446 Just in terms of lunch today, 406 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,781 do you have a certain time that you might like to eat lunch? 407 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,783 Like, 2:00, does that sound good? 408 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,160 Yeah. 409 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,457 So, the plan for today? 410 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,167 So, we just have hands on interior all day. 411 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,335 Yeah. 412 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,420 Just basically go to Tash and Nat 413 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,755 and just ask whatever you can do just to help, yeah. 414 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,840 See what they need? Okay, cool. 415 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,633 You guys can get in your reds. 416 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,639 Can I maybe do a spoon for me? 417 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,350 Yeah. 418 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,769 Have you got a spoon? 419 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,270 Let me take the top of and then you can keep it 420 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,271 and then put it on after. 421 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,397 Oh, yeah, perfect. 422 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,940 Thanks, Dave. 423 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,194 I consider myself lucky that I’m still on board. 424 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,489 Growing up, I was fighting so much, 425 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,366 and my whole life’s been about changing. 426 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,369 When I moved away from the UK and went to, 427 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,662 like, the Alps and I was doing ski seasons, 428 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,208 I’m meeting, like, nicer people, I kinda got qualities from them. 429 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,336 So, I’m definitely gonna keep that with me, that gratitude, 430 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:11,257 and I’m gonna work even harder and support everyone on board. 431 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,968 -Have you two eaten yet? -What’s that? 432 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,136 A little avo and focaccia. 433 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,056 Oh, my God, dreamy. 434 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,183 Should we go up on the deck? 435 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,184 Yeah. 436 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,269 It is so beautiful. 437 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,897 -Tash? -Yeah? 438 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,357 Do you want us to stay helping in here, or do you want me... 439 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,942 -Yeah. -to help in the galley, or what? 440 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,529 Maybe see if Natalya needs a hand in the master cabin. 441 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,613 -Yeah? -That would be good. 442 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,407 -Thank you. -No worries. 443 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,826 And then Jason, do you know if Dave needs a hand? 444 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,411 Guys, hold on, I’m gonna take a picture of you guys, 445 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,870 because this is a really pretty background. 446 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,622 -I’m here to help. -Are you? 447 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:43,915 Yeah. 448 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,375 Dave, anything I can help with? 449 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,835 Well, you can do some dishes if you want, mate. 450 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,461 Yep. 451 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,547 The things going through Dave’s head, I just feel bad for him. 452 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,340 He’s gotta be a full-time chef for clients 453 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,009 that are expecting the best. 454 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,137 Then you throw in the emotions of him and Tash. 455 00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,932 I cannot even fathom how difficult that must be. 456 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,809 I would have jumped off the Goddamn boat. 457 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:03,768 -Got it? -Super. 458 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,478 -Thank you. -You’re welcome. 459 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,022 At least there’s a lot of wardrobe space. 460 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,398 It’s so good. 461 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,774 And, like, the thing is I can fit the luggage 462 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,192 in there as well, so you don’t even have to get, 463 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,444 like, the deck boys to take, like... 464 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,862 -Yeah. -deck... deck girls... 465 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:14,654 Yeah. 466 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,197 How you going on, though? 467 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,408 Yeah, fine, I mean, because we’re not leaving port, 468 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,493 -there’s not been much to do. -Yeah. 469 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,328 Everyone knows that, like, deckhands will always 470 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,122 help with interior and interior will always help with deck, 471 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,833 but obviously, I’ve just come on as a deckhand and, 472 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,501 like, put straight back into cabins. 473 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,837 It is a bit, like, uh... 474 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,589 to be fair, it also kinda makes me appreciate the fact 475 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,132 that I’ve changed to deck, 476 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,259 because when I am in there, I’m like thank [bleep] 477 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,762 I’m so glad that I’m not doing this full-time. 478 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,680 You’re welcome. 479 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,932 Okay, I’ll just start on this side. 480 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,351 Can I get any more drinks? 481 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,269 Do you guys have stuff to make dirty martinis? 482 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,563 Of course, so, we’re gonna have an extra-dirty, or just... 483 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,440 -I like it dirty. -Like, nasty. 484 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,776 -Yeah, nasty. -Filthy. 485 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,444 Yeah, okay. 486 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,987 Ooh, nice swimmie. 487 00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,324 I’ll start making the cocktails, then. 488 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,700 Yeah, actually, we’ve-- 489 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,202 So, we start this one with the Belvedere, hey? 490 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,620 -Yeah, yeah, Belvedere. -Okay, Grey Goose, coming up. 491 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,498 Got Grey Goose, we just need some juice. 492 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,002 Tell me the hot goss. 493 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,802 So there’s, like, the negative relationship 494 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,303 on board, and then there’s, like, the new positive one. 495 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,181 What’s the new positive one? 496 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,265 Storm. 497 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,476 Ah! 498 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:27,477 You guys bang? 499 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,687 No, we haven’t yet. 500 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,648 Can we give you some bow ties to make... 501 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,900 Yeah. I can wear the dungarees with no shirt on. 502 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,152 Mm [bleep]. 503 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,612 After dinner, yeah? 504 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,155 Mm-hmm, and Dave’s gonna do the cake delivery. 505 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,741 -Okay. -Thank you! 506 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,326 Just to ask, how comfortable 507 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,413 are we with, like, semi-nude men? 508 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,414 -Extremely. -Very comfortable. 509 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,415 Are we very? 510 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,834 During lunch, fully nude. 511 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,293 Yeah, okay. 512 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,712 Ooh. 513 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,549 These swells are big. 514 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:02,721 I haven’t got Scooby-Doo on this whole Malta cuisine, mate. 515 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,556 So, I’m flat-out winging it. 516 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,849 Oh, yeah, I saw that on their preference. 517 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,017 It’s like, just say fish. 518 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,601 I’ll get... 519 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:11,688 well, I’ve got local fish here, and so that’s a classic. 520 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,231 I’ve never made traditional Maltese food. 521 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,483 This is a ----ing complete brain block for me. 522 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,695 So, I picked some things that I could manipulate and change. 523 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,155 Took some classic French dishes 524 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,907 and mixed them with some random Maltese dishes. 525 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,409 So, we’ll see how that goes. 526 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,412 Okay, I’m ready. 527 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,039 -You ready for lunch? -Let’s do it! 528 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,290 Yes. 529 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,208 -Fab. Just make a move down. -Let’s do it. 530 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,209 Don’t wanna spill my cocktail. 531 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,377 I love this. 532 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,087 The hats are so adorable. 533 00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,214 -Thank you so much. -You’re so welcome. 534 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:41,009 Okily-dokily. 535 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,511 Sandy’s, like, really adamant to get off the boat. 536 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,804 They wanna tour around Malta. 537 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,681 Just like chaperone them around the town. 538 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,974 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 539 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,726 I need someone to come and help me. 540 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,061 Yeah, yeah, be there in one minute. 541 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:51,895 Okay. 542 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,563 There’s a golf cart tour. 543 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,315 Sounds rad, we’ll go on a golf tour. 544 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,568 So, are we sending a crewmember with them round the town? 545 00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,861 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 546 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,406 Mzi? 547 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,824 Mzi, pull your pants up! 548 00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:07,911 You know the golf carts opposite the way? 549 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,245 Yeah. 550 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,082 They’re gonna go on, like, a little see-tour. 551 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,333 When they walk into the bridge deck salon... 552 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,876 Mm-hmm. 553 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,419 Pink balloons hanging from the roof, with streamers. 554 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,421 -I think pink, red, and white. -Yeah? 555 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,840 So, this is a popular fish round here. 556 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,259 Okay. 557 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,012 I am literally sweating down my butt crack right now. 558 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,013 [phone chimes] 559 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,932 Where are the... 560 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,101 So, just putting on tonight you want me to do-- 561 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,936 One second, because this is quite urgent. 562 00:22:36,690 --> 00:22:39,317 This is a local, very popular fish, 563 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,612 very similar to sea bass, but it’s called meagre. 564 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:44,447 Mm, this is delicious. 565 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,825 Oh, my God, this is the best thing I’ve ever had in my life. 566 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,204 Where’s the chief stew, actually? 567 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:54,165 So, I’m gonna send you with Courtney and Mzi, 568 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,959 and you three are gonna take them through. 569 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,127 -A little expedition? -Yeah. 570 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,128 Gotcha. 571 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,255 What the hell is going on? 572 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,549 Like, I’ve just going on service I’m doing alone, 573 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:03,633 and it’s ----ing pissing me off. 574 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,176 What do you mean? 575 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,555 Literally, like, I’m up and down the entire ----ing time. 576 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:12,308 Well, no one’s told me anything. 577 00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:13,977 I’ve literally been asking for help the whole time. 578 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,311 No one has asked me for help. 579 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,688 Like, Tash and you are supposed to be service. 580 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,695 Tash is distracted by no one knows. 581 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,572 I’m already in pain with my teeth. 582 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,532 No one is literally helping me on service, 583 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,076 and then I only have Nat to rely on in interior. 584 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,787 I need to jump into laundry because it is a sh---show. 585 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,874 [bleep] me, this is getting out of control. 586 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,043 Coming up... 587 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,717 I needed two people on service, that’s why I need you to go... 588 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:46,718 Yeah, I know. 589 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,219 I’m a little pissed off. 590 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,229 Are you enjoying your food? Is everything all right? 591 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,566 -It is, yes! -That’s good. 592 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,693 So, this evening you are gonna jump on golf carts 593 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,403 and you’re gonna go on a little city trip 594 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,072 and have drinks, if that’s something that 595 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,490 you’d be interested in, just to get off the boat 596 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,491 and go have a little bit of a walk. 597 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:12,535 Yeah, yeah. 598 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,037 -Hello? -Hello, Rico. 599 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,748 Going to have a golf cart tour at 6:00 p.m. 600 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,167 I do have a tour guide for you. 601 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,460 -Perfect. -Okay. 602 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,920 Thank you, bye-bye. 603 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,422 Are you gonna change for the tour or whatever? 604 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:25,423 Let’s get ready. 605 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,758 All right, so you got a plan? 606 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,927 So, we’re organizing these golf carts 607 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,428 to take them with a guide into town. 608 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,138 -Awesome sauce. -Yeah. 609 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:33,390 Nat, Nat, Tasha. 610 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:36,059 Can you help clear the bridge deck aft table? 611 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,143 Copy that. 612 00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,853 Oh, la la. 613 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,816 Yeah, I wanna sit down and change, that’s all. 614 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:43,858 Wait, I’ll wait... 615 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,859 I’ll see you in a few. 616 00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,361 Oh, I’m lower. 617 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:54,411 I don’t even know what I’m doing, I’m so disorientated. 618 00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,745 You are looking a bit white. 619 00:24:58,331 --> 00:24:59,833 Take a rest. 620 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,292 So, listen, I’m not gonna [bleep] up service. 621 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:02,794 Can I be in housekeeping tonight, just for tonight? 622 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,170 Yeah, 100 percent. 623 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,672 Hey, look, there’s the golf buggy tour. 624 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,716 Okay, I think we might be ready. 625 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,510 -We need shoes? -I would recommend it. 626 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,303 Flip-flops, or cute shoes. 627 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,097 We could just flip-flop it out. 628 00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,306 Did you say "flip-flop it out?" 629 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,349 Yeah. 630 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:17,517 That’s what he said! 631 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,893 All right, guys, have a lovely time 632 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,437 and we’ll see you when you get back. 633 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,479 All right, thank you. 634 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:22,522 Is that everyone off now? 635 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,065 Yeah. 636 00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,738 How much fun is just decorating sh--? 637 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,532 Hello, ladies, welcome to Malta. 638 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:33,575 -Hi! -Hello. 639 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,285 So, we are going to do a tour. 640 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,870 You’re going to see a little bit 641 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,997 the most historical part of Malta. 642 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,373 Let’s take the carts. 643 00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,292 Come on, Tina. 644 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:44,502 -Where do I sit? -We need one over here. 645 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,088 Mzi. 646 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:48,381 Right-hand side. 647 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,925 Oh, my God. 648 00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:52,010 Driving the golf cart takes me straight 649 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,470 back home to the golf course. 650 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:56,306 I’ve been playing since I was seven years old. 651 00:25:58,058 --> 00:25:58,808 Woo! 652 00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:00,268 -Oh! -He hit it. 653 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:04,356 Does Mzi be hustling people every charter down here? 654 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,316 Golf requires huge amounts of practice. 655 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,234 I think in yachting, like, a lot of the things 656 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,320 that you do in practice, it’s like muscle memory. 657 00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,489 Let’s hope by the end of the season 658 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,366 I can handle a tender like a golf cart. 659 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,034 -Ah! -Whoa! 660 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,702 Oh! 661 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,412 -Should we race? -Yeah, racing. 662 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,331 No! 663 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:24,292 If you’re not first, you’re last. 664 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:26,670 Storm did his schedule, he’s got his anchor watches. 665 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:29,047 It’s very good, actually. 666 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,885 That’s amazing. 667 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,388 These could be outfits for tonight. 668 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,555 Yes, oh, my God. 669 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,932 Look at that. 670 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,266 Yeah, there’s two here. 671 00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,185 Why don’t we just be twins, perfect. 672 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,612 You know the walls that used be around the city? 673 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:53,697 When were those built? 674 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,115 In the years 1400. 675 00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:57,909 If you wanna buy a souvenir on Malta... 676 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:00,120 -I’m not for sale. -unless... 677 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:03,123 -Tell us. -No, not him. 678 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:06,251 Storm, Storm, please come to the bridge, Storm to the bridge. 679 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,877 Copy, on my way. 680 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:13,133 Hey, so, tomorrow morning the weather gets better, look. 681 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,676 -So, by... -Much better, yeah. 682 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,428 -...actually through the night, 683 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,639 we’re off the dock at 7:00 a.m., we’re throwing our lines. 684 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,099 -Lines, yeah, yeah. -Okay? 685 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,392 -Sounds good. -All right, great, thanks. 686 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:23,435 Thanks, Cap. 687 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,814 We are going for a fantastic view now. 688 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,190 All right, guys, we are stepping up 689 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,776 and we are going here to the garden. 690 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,069 Oh, this is pretty. 691 00:27:33,111 --> 00:27:34,779 So, here you have a fantastic view. 692 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,364 Oh, it’s beautiful. 693 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:38,950 Over there is Valetta, the capitol of Malta. 694 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:41,286 This is the smallest capitol of Europe. 695 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,620 Oh! 696 00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,039 All right, are you ladies ready? 697 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,248 We’re ready to go back on the golf carts. 698 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:46,541 -Ready to rock and roll? -Yeah. 699 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,668 Let’s go. 700 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,170 [phone ringing] 701 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,301 I’m sorry to call you. 702 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:27,248 My ex is telling me, "Stop beating yourself up, 703 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:30,627 we can make this work, like, I forgive you." 704 00:28:30,669 --> 00:28:34,881 Kind of makes me feel like why am I not fighting for this? 705 00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,514 I don’t know what the right thing to do is. 706 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:45,475 All right, my love, I’ll speak to you soon. 707 00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,685 All right, bye. 708 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,353 Bye, my love, bye. 709 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,192 Coming up... 710 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,902 Oh! 711 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,362 I thought my stripping days were done. 712 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,988 I’m not cut out for this anymore. 713 00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,699 We do have one more surprise for you. 714 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:09,833 What do you do with that, do you ever touch it? 715 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:14,921 -[horn honks] -Oh, it’s a little horn! 716 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,173 [honking] 717 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,722 Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. 718 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:25,056 Yes, Tash? 719 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,434 Just go to bed, Kyle, you need to rest. 720 00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,310 Okay, let me flip the laundry quickly. 721 00:29:29,352 --> 00:29:31,688 Do not touch the laundry, Kyle, honestly. 722 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:36,735 Oh, my goodness, those are beautiful! 723 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:37,694 Mm! 724 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:44,576 You do look very sexy in that dress. 725 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:45,618 Oh, my God. 726 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,456 I love throwing a themed party. 727 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:51,082 That’s, like, my specialty. 728 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,293 And I am a bit of a micromanager, 729 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:56,004 but seeing your vision actually come together, 730 00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:57,464 it’s a great feeling. 731 00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,424 Like, I live to see the guests’ reactions. 732 00:29:59,466 --> 00:30:01,634 So, I’m hoping that they’re just gonna be blown away. 733 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,553 Are you actually gonna do it with your mouth? 734 00:30:03,595 --> 00:30:05,513 Yeah. 735 00:30:05,555 --> 00:30:06,806 Show what that mouth do. 736 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,016 [laughing] 737 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:13,521 -Mm. -Oh, babe. 738 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,653 Are you speaking to rectify 739 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:22,697 or are you speaking to there’s a possibility? 740 00:30:22,739 --> 00:30:24,240 No, like after everything, 741 00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:26,576 he loves and he supports me so much. 742 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,620 He just wants to sort things out. 743 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,956 And how do you feel about that, yes or no? 744 00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:37,420 Honestly, he is, like, a straight version of you. 745 00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:40,382 Like, I’ve never met anyone that makes me laugh as much. 746 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:43,760 Going through this whole situation with Dave 747 00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:47,681 that was just awful made me realize I still love my ex. 748 00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:51,559 We’re both very similar people, and we both love to party. 749 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,229 Like, our house is just constant parties. 750 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:57,732 And with him, I can be happy, I can be me. 751 00:30:57,774 --> 00:31:00,235 I never wanted to hurt him, 752 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:04,239 I just guess I let things get out of control. 753 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,952 I do like to run away from problems a lot. 754 00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:09,953 Yeah. 755 00:31:09,994 --> 00:31:11,371 But anyway, go to sleep. 756 00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:12,747 I’m getting ready, I’m not gonna bore you. 757 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:15,250 -Good night, love you. -All right, I love you. 758 00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:21,214 And we’re home. 759 00:31:21,256 --> 00:31:22,215 Here we are. 760 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,675 Made it back in one piece. 761 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,260 The guests are back. 762 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:28,179 -You enjoyed it? -So fun. 763 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:30,223 Drinks, welcome drinks. 764 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:32,434 There you go. 765 00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:34,352 Oh, my God, I’m so excited. 766 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,895 Wait, so should we change into dinner clothes? 767 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:37,856 Can you grab me another straw? 768 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,566 Thank you so much, Storm. 769 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,235 Oh, my God, look at you, Natasha! 770 00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:44,988 Look at your cute sequined dress! 771 00:31:45,030 --> 00:31:46,448 Thank you. 772 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:52,579 What time is dinner, should we change into dinner stuff? 773 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,664 Any time you’d like, yeah, all right. 774 00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,458 -Thank you. -You’re welcome. 775 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:04,257 So, for dinner tonight we’re doing plated? 776 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:07,177 With lobster gnocchi, it’s plated. 777 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,845 -Okay. -And then dessert is the gateau. 778 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,555 All right, thank you. 779 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,516 You know, I’m so nervous. I’ve never stripped before. 780 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:14,809 Storm, what time does this all happen? 781 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:18,396 After dinner, when Dave takes the cake up. 782 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,439 I don’t really know what to do, though. 783 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:20,899 Does anyone have any tips? 784 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:24,277 So, I’ll start the music and then Mzi can show, 785 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:25,528 "I’m the captain now." 786 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:26,863 [laughing] 787 00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:30,909 Ugh! 788 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:35,455 Who am I gonna steal for stewardessing tonight? 789 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:37,665 You can steal me. 790 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:38,667 Aw, thank you. 791 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:41,169 -Jason, you go down now. -Okay. 792 00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:43,129 And then you sleep for five hours, 793 00:32:43,171 --> 00:32:44,464 and then you’re up at 1:00 to 3:00, 794 00:32:44,506 --> 00:32:45,590 and then you go down again. 795 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:47,300 -Okay, no worries, man. -Okay. 796 00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:50,303 So, what do you wanna plan tonight... 797 00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,639 We’re a man down, yeah. 798 00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:54,974 You wanna? 799 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,227 I don’t care at all. 800 00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:58,770 What do you prefer? 801 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:06,444 The thing is, I needed two people on service. 802 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:07,779 That’s why I needed-- 803 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,155 Yeah, I know but Kyle’s obviously down. 804 00:33:09,197 --> 00:33:12,033 If you wanna make some flower... Nat? 805 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,451 What? 806 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:16,329 I need to speak to you about the cabins. 807 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:19,374 -I’m a little pissed off. -Yes, I can tell. 808 00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:25,922 For the birthday girls, 809 00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:27,632 we just need to do something nice for them. 810 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:30,176 So, maybe if you wanna get some vases from under the TV... 811 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,262 Yeah, I’ll sort it out. 812 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:38,727 She’s not happy, but with Courtney not knowing the boat 813 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:41,980 I feel like it’s easier if Courtney’s with me on service, 814 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:43,565 just because I can guide her, 815 00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:46,359 whereas if Natalya does the housekeeping, 816 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,653 she can just do it fast and it’s done. 817 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:51,406 I’m the chief stew, and I’m running this operation, 818 00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:54,617 and she needs to listen, that’s it. 819 00:33:57,537 --> 00:33:59,622 This is gonna be a very happy birthday. 820 00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:01,499 I need to switch to vodka. 821 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:09,174 What is going on? 822 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:13,303 Aw! That’s so cool! 823 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,981 It’s absolute bullsh--. 824 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,567 Coming up... 825 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,903 It’s 30 meters [garbled radio chatter] stern. 826 00:34:29,944 --> 00:34:31,905 You know, Storm, you’re not coming through on my radio. 827 00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:34,074 Six meters [garbled radio chatter] stern. 828 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,533 I don’t hear Storm. 829 00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,577 Three meters to V4 off your [garbled radio chatter]. 830 00:34:37,619 --> 00:34:40,413 Storm, again, press your mic and then talk. 831 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:52,717 And actually, you should be on service 832 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:56,096 because you are such a loud, outspoken bitch. 833 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,055 Thank you. 834 00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:02,769 It’s really sh-- like, when you ask a crewmember 835 00:35:02,811 --> 00:35:05,105 in interior to be setting up a table 836 00:35:05,146 --> 00:35:06,856 and she’s done her all-out, 837 00:35:06,898 --> 00:35:08,775 and then to put her in housekeeping 838 00:35:08,817 --> 00:35:10,902 and not see how the guests enjoy her decoration? 839 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,487 Damn. 840 00:35:12,529 --> 00:35:14,489 At one stage I’m, like, glad that she can confide in me. 841 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,990 On the other hand, I’m like, 842 00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:20,495 girl, I feel in pain, I just wanna sleep, you know? 843 00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:23,456 Good night, love you 844 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:24,833 Please come and visit me again. 845 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:26,334 I’m actually gonna come dry hump you later. 846 00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:28,253 Were you not feeling the sequin dress? 847 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:29,796 Oh, yeah, I can go put it on. 848 00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,381 I thought I was getting changed 849 00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:32,465 when the boys were getting changed. 850 00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:35,385 -Oh. -But I can go put it on. 851 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,806 Hello! 852 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:45,645 With everything that’s happened between me and Tash, 853 00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:47,814 it’s been so difficult. 854 00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,649 That’s why I’m lucky I have the galley. 855 00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:51,317 It clears my mind completely. 856 00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:54,738 I’ve got nothing to think about apart from getting the job done. 857 00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:57,824 -Happy birthday! -Woo! 858 00:36:00,118 --> 00:36:02,704 Happy thirty-second! 859 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:03,705 Forever! 860 00:36:03,747 --> 00:36:06,041 -Looking good, girl! -Wow! 861 00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:07,584 -Woo! -Yeehaw! 862 00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:08,877 God, I hate pink and I hate glitter. 863 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:10,545 [laughing] 864 00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,422 [bleep] this is like my worst nightmare. 865 00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:14,049 It is making us look more professional, 866 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:15,967 being in the same dress and stuff right now. 867 00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:19,095 But I mean, obviously, starting as a deckhand on a boat, 868 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,889 I don’t really want to be in a glittery 869 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:23,475 pink sparkly dress on my first night. 870 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,227 -We have to perform the... -Yeah, yeah, you’ll smash it. 871 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:29,439 Have you been to the clubs that Mzi’s gone to, then? 872 00:36:29,481 --> 00:36:32,108 I’m sure it’s not weird. 873 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,735 Can we invite you up to dinner soon? 874 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,904 -Yes, great! -All right. 875 00:36:35,945 --> 00:36:36,905 Let’s go. 876 00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,533 They should be up at the table. 877 00:36:44,829 --> 00:36:47,665 Oh, look how cute you guys are. 878 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,417 Oh, I love it! 879 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,710 Oh, I can tell, a little casino! 880 00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,087 Oh, my God, it’s Vegas-themed! 881 00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:54,297 -Aw! -So cute. 882 00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:55,924 Yeah. 883 00:36:55,965 --> 00:36:59,427 Oh, you guys are so cute in your matching sequined outfits. 884 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:00,970 Still or sparkling water? 885 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:02,222 Still, please. 886 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,974 If this isn’t a representation of my day, 887 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:06,685 then I don’t know what else is. 888 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:09,270 -Ready, guys? -Nice, mate, this is exquisite. 889 00:37:09,312 --> 00:37:10,271 Ready to lead the way? 890 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,564 Yeah. 891 00:37:11,606 --> 00:37:12,732 You’re going to announce it, Dave, eh? 892 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:14,109 Yeah, I’ll come announce it. 893 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,614 Thank you. 894 00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:21,074 -You’re welcome. -Good evening, ladies. 895 00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:23,118 All right, I’ve just got sous vide lobster here. 896 00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:24,327 It’s beautiful. 897 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:26,621 And then we’ve got some sautéed gnocchi. 898 00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:29,624 -Thank you! -Bon appétit. 899 00:37:29,666 --> 00:37:30,625 Thank you! 900 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,377 The gnocchi is so good. 901 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,504 Oh, my gosh, so good. 902 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,047 I’m in heaven, it is amazing. 903 00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:39,676 What we need to do is get your outfit sorted. 904 00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:42,929 What are we gonna do after dinner? 905 00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:44,264 We are gonna have entertainment tonight. 906 00:37:44,305 --> 00:37:46,683 -You think so? -I do. 907 00:37:46,725 --> 00:37:47,809 Dude, I’m so nervous. 908 00:37:47,851 --> 00:37:49,060 I’ve never stripped before. 909 00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:50,311 I need a pair of pants. 910 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,813 Wear those. 911 00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:53,398 Or do you wanna wear some of my booty shorts? 912 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,025 Do you have booty shorts? 913 00:37:55,066 --> 00:37:56,359 I’ve got booty shorts, of course I’ve got booty shorts. 914 00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:57,986 They’re so good. 915 00:37:58,028 --> 00:38:00,613 Here’s a skirt, so it’ll really flap around there. 916 00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,240 I thought my stripping days were done. 917 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:05,326 Gave a decent Magic Mike performance last year. 918 00:38:05,368 --> 00:38:07,412 Woo! 919 00:38:07,454 --> 00:38:08,705 Oh! 920 00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:10,582 I’m not cut out for this anymore. 921 00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:12,375 I’m packing a serious dad bod. 922 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,544 Nobody wants to see this. 923 00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,672 Oh! 924 00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:20,342 [shrieks] 925 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:22,719 This is amazing. 926 00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:27,390 Strike your pose. 927 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:28,725 I’m gonna die. 928 00:38:28,767 --> 00:38:30,643 The Naked Chef, literally. 929 00:38:30,685 --> 00:38:33,063 Wow, Dave’s shredded, eh? 930 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:36,149 Okay, we’re ready now. 931 00:38:38,276 --> 00:38:43,365 * Happy birthday to you * 932 00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:47,702 -* Happy birthday to you * -[cheering] 933 00:38:47,744 --> 00:38:51,456 I feel like my heart’s, like, about 130. 934 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:52,749 Happy birthday, girls. 935 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,669 We do have one more surprise for you. 936 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:59,381 -Oh! -Woo! 937 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:02,342 Oh, my God! 938 00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:04,678 [cheering] 939 00:39:13,144 --> 00:39:14,646 Happy birthday! 940 00:39:16,064 --> 00:39:17,982 [laughing] 941 00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:22,445 -Woo! -Happy birthday. 942 00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:25,031 I would be more excited to see Storm strip privately 943 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,325 in my cabin and not for 20 women. 944 00:39:27,367 --> 00:39:28,743 [laughing] 945 00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:30,620 Just saying. 946 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:33,248 -Thank you! -Happy birthday. 947 00:39:33,289 --> 00:39:35,834 Aw, thank you! 948 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,877 Happy birthday to us! 949 00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:39,796 Okay, now let’s take it downstairs, 950 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,256 let’s do the real show. 951 00:39:41,297 --> 00:39:42,340 [laughing] 952 00:39:43,967 --> 00:39:46,344 It’s time to go down, just go sleep. 953 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:49,764 We have the vanilla cake with butter crème, enjoy. 954 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:52,934 Mm. I don’t even normally like sweets. 955 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:56,646 You’re down in 10, yeah? 956 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:57,856 -Yeah. -Cool. 957 00:39:57,897 --> 00:39:59,274 Should we go up to the hot tub? 958 00:39:59,315 --> 00:40:03,319 Meet you guys on the top floor, let’s do it. 959 00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,116 Right good night. 960 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,409 Good night, Dave. 961 00:40:09,451 --> 00:40:11,578 Are we going jaboozin, or what’s happening? 962 00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:12,704 We’re jaboozin! 963 00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:14,122 Okay. 964 00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:15,373 [laughing] 965 00:40:22,964 --> 00:40:25,383 Is there a drink holder? 966 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:36,019 -Is it? -My pectorals. 967 00:40:39,689 --> 00:40:41,107 Oh, my God, I’m ready for bed. 968 00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:13,306 If I pull my shorts up too high then I’ll get camel-toe, so... 969 00:41:13,348 --> 00:41:15,016 [laughing] 970 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:16,351 -Hey, good morning. -How are you? 971 00:41:16,393 --> 00:41:17,686 I see you’re ready. 972 00:41:17,727 --> 00:41:18,853 Looks like the weather’s cooperating. 973 00:41:18,895 --> 00:41:19,854 Time to go. 974 00:41:19,896 --> 00:41:21,147 Do you still wanna go stern to, 975 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:22,357 or do you wanna swing your bow over? 976 00:41:22,399 --> 00:41:23,483 Stern-out. 977 00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:24,818 Sure, and then I’ll tell the guys... 978 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,152 -Location, distances. -Yeah. 979 00:41:26,194 --> 00:41:27,529 -Location, distances. -All right, cool. 980 00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:29,197 Thanks, Cap. 981 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:30,532 Deck crew, what’s your location? 982 00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:31,908 On the dock. 983 00:41:35,036 --> 00:41:38,832 Okay, so, Courtney, you’re gonna be on the bow with Jason. 984 00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,250 When you’re bringing the spring in, like, 985 00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:42,252 and you single out, get it in as soon as possible. 986 00:41:42,293 --> 00:41:44,379 Yeah, yeah, you have to get it in. 987 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:45,630 -Yeah. -So, Jason. 988 00:41:45,672 --> 00:41:47,382 When the bow has cleared the dolphins, 989 00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:48,633 you say "clear to swing." 990 00:41:48,675 --> 00:41:50,385 So, you’re gonna be on the stern with me. 991 00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,137 What did you say about the single-up thing? 992 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:55,056 -The brace lines will go first. -Yeah. 993 00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:58,143 All crew, we’re ready to depart. 994 00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,228 We can free up all the lines. 995 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:02,897 -Bring ’em all in. -Copy that, Captain. 996 00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:04,149 Mzi, please join me on the stern. 997 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,400 All right. 998 00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:07,152 I’m so happy to be back, like, as a deckhand. 999 00:42:07,193 --> 00:42:09,821 And I’m glad that these lines are a lot smaller than 1000 00:42:09,863 --> 00:42:11,406 my last boat, because I’m hoping 1001 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:14,034 that it’ll be a lot easier now, because these are smaller. 1002 00:42:14,075 --> 00:42:15,910 So, you know when you, like, learn 1003 00:42:15,952 --> 00:42:17,537 with something harder or bigger... 1004 00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:23,376 Captain, that’s all lines off the bow. 1005 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:24,836 Right, Captain, that’s all lines on deck. 1006 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:26,504 Great! Here we go. 1007 00:42:31,509 --> 00:42:34,637 Storm, distances. Storm, distances. 1008 00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:35,680 Copy that. 1009 00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:38,933 Five meters starboard quarter. 1010 00:42:38,975 --> 00:42:41,770 [garbled radio chatter] 1011 00:42:41,811 --> 00:42:43,730 Ten meters, starboard quarter. 1012 00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:45,815 You know, Storm, you’re not coming through on my radio, 1013 00:42:45,857 --> 00:42:47,609 so press the mic and then talk. 1014 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:49,736 Thirty meters [garbled radio chatter] quarter. 1015 00:42:49,778 --> 00:42:52,614 Hey, Jason, can I swing? 1016 00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,324 Yeah. 1017 00:42:56,159 --> 00:42:59,120 Thirty [garbled radio chatter] meters starboard quarter. 1018 00:42:59,162 --> 00:43:00,872 Storm, again, press the mic and then talk. 1019 00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:02,457 I do not hear your distances. 1020 00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:04,584 Six meters [garbled radio chatter] stern. 1021 00:43:04,626 --> 00:43:06,044 I don’t hear Storm. 1022 00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:09,297 Three meters to V4 off your [garbled radio chatter]. 1023 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:12,634 Kick forward. Kick forward. 1024 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:14,636 Storm, can’t hear. 1025 00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,055 Two meters to V4 [garbled radio chatter] quarter. 1026 00:43:17,097 --> 00:43:20,141 And Storm, again, press your mic and then talk. 1027 00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,851 Ugh! We’re gonna hit. 1028 00:43:21,893 --> 00:43:26,940 One meter... oh! 1029 00:43:26,981 --> 00:43:29,526 Next, on "Below Deck Med"... 1030 00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:30,902 [cheering] 1031 00:43:30,944 --> 00:43:32,862 Yay, they’re having fun. 1032 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:37,242 Getting back together 1033 00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:40,328 with my ex, Dave is going to be upset. 1034 00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:43,081 I don’t know what runs through 1035 00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:44,582 Dave’s head at the best of times. 1036 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:47,836 Something is definitely wrong. 1037 00:43:47,877 --> 00:43:49,170 Kyle? 1038 00:43:49,212 --> 00:43:51,297 It’s, like, literally paining so much. 1039 00:43:51,339 --> 00:43:53,341 I need to get him help quickly. 1040 00:43:56,261 --> 00:43:57,804 -Seriously, this wind. -Ooh! 1041 00:43:57,846 --> 00:43:59,055 Uh-oh. 1042 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:00,890 Carlos, I can’t get the stabilizers on. 1043 00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:03,601 Oh, not again. 1044 00:44:03,643 --> 00:44:05,020 Hang on, everybody. 1045 00:44:05,895 --> 00:44:07,897 Hang on, hang on.