You get into, like, this mood, and we can all feel it.
I feel like I’m carrying more than my load.
I feel that it’s the other way around.
I don’t wanna leave anyone high and dry, but...
-No, that... -I’m telling you right now.
-Yeah. -Bring someone else in.
I didn’t plan on ever quitting or whatever,
but it’s like [bleep].
I feel closer to the fish in the water than the deck crew.
Jason, you’ve always been awesome on deck,
and I found someone.
He’ll be here before the next charter.
What the hell?
We already have so much of all this.
I think Natalya wants to be the chief stew,
and she just tries to make me look bad.
Oh [bleep], I’m exhausted.
Please, can you do eight tequila shots?
-Okay. -Guys?
Yes?
Mzi really needed help lifting that stuff down.
No...
Bullsh--.
I wanna put some sort of, like, lead position in my team,
and I’ve got a very good friend working really hard,
and then I had Courtney come in and just
completely blow me away.
For that reason, I wanna go with her.
Yeah.
Are you guys nervous about who’s gonna join your team?
I’ve gotta have this conversation tonight.
What convo?
[bleep] it, like, why not tonight?
Right now is not the time or place.
Both of you have absolutely killed it.
I’d like to make you my lead deckhand.
Holy sh--, like, what is going on?
Thank you, I appreciate it so much.
I love you.
It is quite disappointing.
No, it’s not while you’re out of work hours.
I can’t take you anymore, ----ing hell.
Just get the [bleep] out of my life.
Storm.
Oh, my God, the anxiety, man.
Okay.
Honestly, he’s the most dramatic person.
You are not, though, Storm.
look like anything.
Why didn’t he say goodbye?
Right, leave him to it, it’s fine.
This is the worst night yet.
Like, everything’s just everywhere, it sucks.
Hey, enjoy your food?
He’s getting too dramatic.
By the way, my food is delicious, is anyone else’s?
Me, too.
Same, I’m, like, living my best life right now.
-Nat. -Is it me?
No, don’t ----ing...
I’m just telling him not to stress.
I know, but...
Guys, just saying if anybody wants it,
I bought it for anyone.
Oh, my God, yeah.
We’re gonna have onion breath all night now.
And it just squirted on me.
No one’s picking up tonight.
How are your shoes?
Are they dry?
Yeah, of course they’re dry. Give me your right foot.
Okay, I’m dying.
As much as Dave and I have our problems,
he is still like a friend.
My boyfriend clearly wants me to be away from Dave.
But I can’t, because I have to work with him.
That’s the worst part about yachting...
you just have to put your work life first.
Night.
-To the next spot. -To the next spot!
It is the very last night... I’m done.
So, I’m pumped.
Okay, we’re going.
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.
Wait, I’ve got Prince Charming here putting my shoes...
Come on, guys.
I’m putting my shoes on.
Oh, my God, old couple.
I’m in the corner.
I’m in the front.
Is it just us three, darling?
The interior dream team.
Here we are.
Honestly, I’m so glad I’ve got you two, because [bleep] that.
I connect with Kyle, I just can’t connect with Natasha.
I’ve really tried.
Although, like, I feel like she’s not a chief stew.
You or Kyle would run it better.
What are we drinking?
Anything heavy and flowy and loud and let’s do it.
Woo!
Oh, wow.
That lead deckhand situation,
it’s a little bit soul-destroying.
But at the same time,
I think Courtney’s happiness here overrides my sadness.
Woo-hoo!
Yes!
[screaming]
[snoring]
Oh, whoa!
Yes, girl.
Ah, there we go.
Oh, mate.
Yeah. Work it. Woo-hoo!
Hey?
What?
[sobbing]
Yeah, let’s go home.
Fine, yeah, we’ll go, we just need to wait for Tash.
Wait, where is she?
She’s in the bathroom over there.
[sobbing]
What time is it?
It’s time for me to push out.
I know, I know.
[sobbing]
-Have we got everything? -Mm-hmm.
-I’ve got Kyle’s bag. -All right, thank you.
Coming up...
I think the new deckie’s arriving.
Oh, guys, he’s gonna be gay.
Rawr!
Mother----er.
Do not say "the head of housekeeping
wasn’t able to get to your cabin today."
Do not go and try to blame me.
Time management.
If you think you’re gonna come for me like you come
[sobbing]
No, no more.
I need to calm down before I go out, because I don’t wanna...
That’s fine, you can calm down.
Here we go.
Let’s go.
I don’t know if I might have your eyelash on my cheek.
-No. -Okay, thank God.
I’ve always been in really long-term relationships.
I get attached to people very easily.
I don’t know how to be alone,
so I’ve never really experienced being single.
I would put all my time and energy into that one person,
and just make them feel so loved.
And I guess I want that feeling back.
* Tell me something *
Ah!
-Oh, I love a boat ride. -I know.
Straight to the crew mess, straight to the fridge,
-straight to the snacks. -Straight to the choccies.
-Oh, hello, Storm. -Hello.
Let’s rock, bitches.
Storm’s quite an emotional drinker.
He’s upset and he’s hurt, but there’s no reason
to literally storm off from a table.
He causes his own drama.
Like, there’s a lot better ways to manage things.
Now I’m just over it.
I’m not chasing anyone down beaches or bars anymore.
Night, guys.
Oh, straight to bed.
Jason?
Okay, we got lines?
Find my shoes... hey, Courts.
Morning, there’s some in there.
I’m being promoted to lead deckhand,
which is amazing, and I’m, like, so excited.
But also, like, I almost feel bad
because of the whole Mzi situation.
I don’t think Mzi actually cares.
Like, I don’t think his ego is hurt or anything.
Like, I think he’s fine, because...
well, yeah, I don’t know.
I don’t know.
You all right?
I’m good, how are you doing?
-All right. -That’s good.
Ah, this weather!
Yeah, it’s been raining all night.
-Yeah. -Okay.
-Hey. -Hi.
-You all right? -How are you?
Good.
Deck crew, deck crew, we are going back to the dock.
It’s going to start pouring on you guys.
All right, copy, Captain.
Coffee.
Ugh!
-Good morning. -Hey, good morning.
We’re gonna move.
Okay. Will you put these clothes on?
Thank you.
Let’s just do everything together.
Why, can’t you do things alone?
I mean, if we were running the boat the way
that Natalya’s running the boat, we would have no guests.
We’re just making sure that the laundry’s all good
and we have a place to sleep in the guest beds at times.
But yeah, tell me more about your problems.
A bit of both.
You can start hauling the anchor.
Thank you.
----ing cold, eh?
Not a vibe.
Can you maybe just start unraveling the fenders,
-so we can get them? -Yep.
ETA, 38 minutes.
Do you wanna launch into the master?
Sure, I’ll do that for you.
Thanks, my love.
Gotta dock in the rain now.
This one here?
You really... you’re stuck.
Oh!
-You’re stuck in-- -Do you guys have any spray?
You’re like a Hobbit. You’re like a Dement...
you’re like a Dementor, like a moth.
-Have you seen Tash? -You’re a big, giant moth.
All right, I’m on the port side, okay?
Yeah, copy that.
You’re gonna do the spring lines first this time.
Yeah.
Your stern is all clear.
Jason, can you lock off on the bow, please?
Please lock off on the bow.
Copy port, starboard’s getting locked off now.
Okay, Court first.
Good job.
Good?
Yeah, we’re good, we can lock this off.
Thank you.
Good job, dude.
I love the smell of toilet cleaner.
Ugh, it’s so good, me too.
Nat.
-Are you off? -Yeah, I’m off.
Goodbye!
It was great hanging.
I’m out.
Okay, honey. Lucky you.
Come give Dad a hug.
Goodbye, babe.
I’ll be seeing you in Miami.
Really enjoyed meeting you guys.
You did not!
Be true to yourselves, that’s all I can say.
And be true to you.
How do guys pack so lightly?
-Hey. -Hi, Captain Sandy.
-You headed out? -I just wanted to...
yeah, I just wanted to say I’m heading out.
That’s pretty awesome, with the toenails.
Unfortunately, it’s pretty consistent.
I love it.
-So... -It was a pleasure.
-You have my number. -Yes, I do.
I’ll text you, just to make sure you’ve got my...
-Okay. -Yeah, awesome.
So, if an Indiana number comes through...
-Okay. -Well, text me your name.
-Yeah, of course. -That way, I know.
Absolutely.
-Thanks again, Captain Sandy. -Yeah, thank you.
I’m looking forward to going home.
But I’m actually really sad that I’m leaving
because it’s not what I planned or expected.
But when it comes to my place on the deck crew,
you’ve got three friends and you’ve got one outsider.
Unfortunately, that’s me.
That’s actually really sad, to actually hear the emotion in me.
Thank you, my man. I appreciate it, dude.
-Cheers. -Thanks, buddy.
Travel safe.
-Cheers, J. -Cheers, guys.
Bye!
Oh, the emotional part.
All right, I’m gonna go get the crew mess rubbish,
because it’s full.
Cool, and then we’ll get the rubbish from the bar.
Yeah.
-You’re rubbish from the bar. -You’re rubbish from the bar.
David, Natasha, Storm, meet me in the crew mess.
-Copy. -Copy.
Charter number seven.
The cool thing is,
co-primary charter guests are repeat clients.
Oh, yay.
Jonathan DePaz and Eric Cotson.
Eric, where did all of these remote vibrators...
I get the pink one.
-Oh, mine just woke up. -Woo!
Eric is an entrepreneur who has successfully retired
at the age of 59.
Jonathan is a personal trainer in Los Angeles
and loves traveling the world.
Eric and Jonathan will be accompanied
by Jonathan’s clients, Hannah, Amanda, and Brett.
It looks like they’re gonna want a lot
of healthy, nutritious food.
Diana’s extremely particular about cleanliness.
She has to have her cabin spotless at all times.
Amanda is a professional dominatrix
and is looking forward to having a BDSM-themed evening
with all of her friends... wow.
That’s interesting.
What’s "BDSM?"
It’s like leather and dominating and masks and straps and swings.
Oh, God.
People think of yachts as elegant and posh,
whatever, but this theme is quite seedy.
Oh, my God.
This is gonna be an awesome charter.
As long as we do what we’ve been doing, I reckon it’ll be great.
All right, everyone, thank you.
-Thanks, Cap. -Thank you, Sandy.
Thanks, Sandy.
Okay, trash, done.
Covers, still on because it’s still raining.
I think the new deckie’s arriving.
Excited for, like, a newbie?
Yeah.
For this next charter, it’s more pressure
because it’s my first one as lead deckhand.
Please, Lord, can the new deckhand be helpful,
good at his job, and good-looking.
Coming up...
It’s just hard for me right now, because, like,
we have such a good time on this boat,
and then, like, as soon as we get out there
and there’s drinking involved,
it becomes a bit heavy too quickly.
She’s a pretty piece of work.
No way.
-Hey. -Hey, Captain, how are you?
How are you? Welcome aboard.
-Reid Jenkins. -Nice to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you.
Storm, Storm, to the bridge, Storm, to the bridge.
How was your trip?
Eighteen hours of flying, but glad to be here.
Nice and jet-lagged for your first day of charter?
Whew.
Hello.
-Hey, how you doing, I’m Reid. -Storm, nice to meet you, mate.
Pleasure to meet you.
Awesome.
Dude, are your bags on board?
Yes, I just dropped one bag off on the main deck aft.
-You’ve just got one? -Yeah.
We gotta meet in the main salon in our uniforms at 11:55.
Oh, wow, okay.
Yeah, we’ve got less than an hour.
-Okay, then. -So, let’s get cracking, eh?
Awesome, thank you, it was a pleasure to meet you.
Yeah, you too.
-Hi. -Hey.
I’m Captain Kyle, nice to meet you.
-Courts, this is Reid. -Hi.
This is our... she’s our lead.
-Nice to meet you. -Pleasure to meet you.
Dave is your roommate.
-Hi, Reid. -Hey, Dave.
Dave, nice to meet you.
Oh, wow. This is pretty.
All right, Mzi, this is Reid.
-Nice to meet you. -Welcome!
We’ve taken care of you and sorted you out.
Sorted your uniform out.
Oh, cool.
Kyle.
I grew up in Decatur, Alabama, and it’s just a small town,
small-town charm, but it didn’t give you
a lot of opportunity to excel and stand out.
I graduated from the University of Alabama.
I am a fourth generation graduate.
I should have said Roll Tide.
So, I should have said I graduated
from the University of Alabama in 2019, Roll Tide.
Hi, Rich.
Is it possible to get some Veuve champagne,
get, like, eight bottles?
Thank you so much.
Nat, how you feeling?
Not amazing. Why’d you leave?
Because I needed to go back to the boat.
Obviously I know you’re pissed off at me
for the whole situation--
It was just in front of everyone.
We were this close to each other,
having a private conversation that no one else was a part of.
It was supposed to be a fun thing
that turned into a sh---show, so.
It’s just hard for me right now, because, like,
we have such a good time on this boat,
and I’m, like so excited to see you every day,
and as soon as we get out there
and there’s drinking involved and stuff, it just...
it just becomes a vibe that I don’t wanna
be around at the time.
Because it just becomes a bit heavy too quickly.
This is just too much. I’m being honest at the moment.
I know pretty quickly if I love someone.
Like, I’m like, yeah, that’s my energy, they match it.
But I see Storm as a friend that I would love,
maybe not a boyfriend.
If I don’t see them being, like, the father of my children,
then, like, I just don’t see the point in dating them.
Yeah, all right, well, it’s the last thing that I wanted to do,
is to make you feel a certain way.
Have a good day.
We can just wash these bits, do you know what I mean?
I’ll just start rinsing.
All crew, all crew, we have provisions on the dock.
Yeah, coming up.
Oh sh-- this looks heavy.
Oh, my God, Courtney.
Oh, are you all right?
----ing help!
-Pantry counter? -Right over here.
-Right here? -Okay, go.
-Got it? -Yeah.
-I can’t deal. -Me, either.
This sh-- drives me up the absolute wall.
And that’s a nice way to put it.
-Tell me what you need. -Oh, there’s more beer.
Oh, now we’ve got all the wines.
Okay.
I might put these in the hallway,
because they were really expensive.
Yes.
Ridiculous... like, this was zero when we arrived.
What’s going on?
Well, if you’ve seen the laz...
No.
There’s, like, what, 80 bottles of wine.
What’s the problem?
Jeez, I got out of the South, I thought that I was away
from the humidity for at least a little while.
It’s so humid here.
Sh--, dude.
Where do y’all store covers, all in there?
Yeah, in these lockers, yeah.
Okay.
I’m gonna be honest...
one of my best friends, she said,
"Reid, when you first get on the boat,
keep your head down and your mouth shut
and don’t piss anybody off."
Because for whatever reason, I’m just really good
at shoving my foot in my mouth.
What was the story with the other guy?
Oh, um...
Sometimes I say or do something, I just feel nervous.
I feel like I need to fit in, I need to crack a joke
to come off as funny,
and I always end up doing something wrong to someone.
I have a sh-- sense of humor.
Only person that thinks I’m funny is me.
Well, I’m thankful to be here,
at least for a little while, you know?
Tash, your laundry has arrived.
-Laundry’s here. -Oh, my God.
Kyle, Kyle, are you free to help me with all the linen?
There’s, like, six bags.
-Priorities right now. -Yeah, I mean...
It’s, like, setting a table
or getting all the provisions freaking on.
Where does it go?
Just the main salon
We’re out of space.
Oh, I don’t want that down there.
-Who told you that? -Tash.
That goes in pantry.
I know, but it goes in the...
Nat, you’re gonna have to calm down,
the way you’re speaking to people.
The way I speak? I didn’t say anything to you.
Just don’t give me sh-- now, okay?
I can’t be bothered.
I’m gonna speak to her, I’m ready to go off.
Like, sorry, I’m going in hot.
Tash?
Calm the what down, the way I speak?
I didn’t say anything to you, Tash.
Nat, you’re just a bit snappy with everyone.
A bit snappy?
Tash, there’s about five boxes of each beers down there.
They are obviously annoyed,
because then now they’re backtracked,
because they’re trying... I feel bad, there’s...
And this is where people need to help me,
because I can’t do everything.
Yeah, but you need to delegate.
And, like, this here, just getting it--
I am delegating...
Kyle’s setting the table right now.
That doesn’t need to be done.
And I asked the deck crew to help us
because they’re finished.
They can’t help us, Tash, because you’ve literally
ordered about six kinds of each thing
and they’ve got no space for it.
Don’t speak to me like that.
I haven’t spoken to you in any way, Tash.
No, don’t disrespect me.
-That’s just being ridiculous. -I don’t stand for that.
It’s disrespectful to speak to someone like that.
Kyle’s setting the table right now.
That doesn’t need to be done right now.
I told them to come and help.
They can’t help us, Tash,
because you’ve literally ordered about six kinds of each thing
and they’ve got no space for it.
Don’t speak to me like that.
I haven’t spoken to you in any way, Tash.
No, don’t disrespect me.
-That’s just being ridiculous. -I don’t stand for that.
Do not shout at me.
I need the fresh air.
-Told you, ticking time bomb. -Yeah.
Let me hear what happened.
No, I can’t be spoken to like that.
I can see your face has gone down, hon.
No, I treat people the way that I wanna be treated.
Tash, I’m right here, and you keep--
Yes, Nat, you can’t speak to me like that, it’s really rude.
Speak what, Tash? I’ve not spoken to anyone saying...
I was even yelling.
Just stop shouting at me,
I can’t be dealing with that right now.
No one is shouting at you.
If you wanna hear shouting, then I’ll shout.
You’re meant to be supporting me, not shouting at me.
No one is shouting at you.
If you wanna have a conversation,
don’t bring it up with Kyle, be a chief stew...
You come down to the crew mess, screaming at me.
I did not scream at you.
This is so frustrating. If you wanna have a chat...
I don’t need people screaming at me right now.
Tash, if you wanna have a chat with me,
then take it somewhere private.
Don’t bring it up with Kyle.
-No one is shouting at you. -You’re shouting at me now.
She’s trying to make me look bad at my job,
and I’m not bad at my job.
I’ve done this for 10 years. I know what I’m doing.
Don’t bitch and moan about me to everyone else.
I am her boss, and she’s really pissing me off.
Like, she’s not respecting me.
And next time, Tash, I would appreciate it
if you spoke to me and not everybody else.
We’re gonna take a second.
Mm.
It’s all right, I won’t bring you into it.
Me? [laughing]
Ain’t nobody can get me down.
All crew, all crew,
let’s be in our whites in the main salon at 12:25.
-Copy for deck. -Copy that.
-Are we all running? -Yeah, we’re all running.
Oh, no!
Hello, my angel of peace, serenity.
The boat looks pristine, really good job.
Let’s go to the dock.
Let’s go, sun’s out, buns out.
The weather looks nice now.
It’s quite nice.
The guests are actually walking up to us right now.
-Here we go. -Hey.
Welcome back.
-Hey, it’s great to see you. -You too.
David, nice to meet you.
David, nice to meet you, David.
-Hi, Natasha, nice to meet you. -How you doing?
-Hi, Diana. -Natalya.
Natalya... wait a minute, Natalya...
-Natasha... -Tasha, Nat, Tasha, Nat.
Excellent.
Welcome back, it’s good to have you.
Thank you, it’s good to be back.
Different boat, our chief stew’s gonna show you around,
and then we’ll get your luggage on board and underway.
Great stuff.
-Follow me. -Here we are, cold towel.
Oh, thank you very much.
-Champagne, babe? -Thank you.
You’re welcome.
-Salute. -Cheers.
-We’re here! -We made it, oh, my God!
-She’s a dominatrix, yeah. -Oh, really?
Yeah.
Tomorrow night, there’s a BDSM party.
What we’re gonna do is we’re gonna wrap your face in leather,
and Amanda’s gonna do what she wants to you.
Um...
So, this is the bridge deck aft.
This is where most of the meals will be.
That’s cool.
And then we go this way, where you guys
will probably chill and party.
-And tan, yeah. -Yeah.
How are we doing this, just walking it straight on, or...
-Yeah. -Okay.
Whoa, a lot of sh--.
-So, here’s the Jacuzzi. -Ooh, cozy Jacuzzi.
I love this. Oh, this is great.
It’s beautiful.
-Ooh. -Yeah.
You can see right out to the bow.
You can actually sit in those two seats
-while we’re moving. -Oh, really?
That sounds fun!
I just wanna get everything on board as soon as we can.
Jesus, brü, this must be the dominatrix stuff.
-Sh--. -Holy sh--!
Look at the lighting in here, so modern.
And here we have the owner’s suite.
This whole thing is the master suite?
-Interesting toilet. -Why is it interesting?
It washes, it dries, it does...
Oh, it’s a Toto, I have those in my home.
It does everything.
You think sensual thoughts, you can orgasm on your toilet.
-Oh, my God. -TMI.
See, this one’s way heavier.
Some of them are quite heavy.
A lot of photography equipment.
-Oh, really? -Yes.
-Nice. -Are you a photographer?
I am.
Oh, wow...
I mean, not, like, a paid one or anything.
All the luggage is in.
-When we’re leaving... -Yeah.
You’re gonna stand up here
and you’re gonna look at Captain Sandy.
I will be calling from the stern.
Yeah.
You’re gonna do your black lines first.
-Yeah, blacks and yellows. -Yeah.
All good.
And she’ll also tell you what you need to do.
-Okay. -All right, I got it, man.
So, this is the prep, but not the galley.
-The galley’s down below. -Correct, the...
no, the galley’s right over there.
Hey, John, you wanna see the galley?
Here.
Howdy.
Oh, how we doing?
-Is this lunch? -It is lunch, yeah.
These are all prepped for sous vide cooking, it looks like.
Can you guys do, like, a sea bass baked in salt?
A whole sea bass?
Because it’s perfect, just, it looks nice...
Yeah, I know how to do salt-baked fish.
And it’s perfect.
It seems to me like David can do anything.
-That would be great. -Anything.
No worries.
Awesome, well, I’m looking forward to eat your cooking.
The last time, the chef was excellent.
We had great food.
We’re really big foodies.
All right, once they have the onion on top,
then they can go, okay?
Fabulous.
Thank you... wow.
We have a roast Wagyu fillet with braised cheek.
-Mm! -Oh, my God.
-The chef’s really good. -Mm.
I’m really looking forward to it.
Fingers crossed...
The chef last time was amazing, by the way.
[bleep] off.
When people challenge me, I go 20 times my original pace.
Courts will go off last, unless captain changes it.
Storm, you can start releasing the lines.
All right release everything on the stern.
You could drop both lines on the starboard side.
Copy that.
And then single up on the port side.
Reid worked on tugboats, comes from a family
that owns a towing company.
He’s a line-handler, that’s all they do.
So, I’m fine with Reid handling lines.
I’m on the starboard side of the vessel,
so you’ll have to let me know when it’s clear to swing.
Copy that, Cap.
You know how important it is to pull fast?
-Yes, sir... ma’am. -That’s fine. It’s fine.
Shouldn’t have said that.
That’s all lines on deck on the stern,
all lines on deck on the stern.
Starboard’s loose.
Port bowline is on deck,
you are free, Captain, you are free.
Storm, I can do the fender.
All right, I’ll let you know.
Three meters to V4 off your port.
One meter to V4, port quarter.
Your stern is clear. Cap, you are clear to swing.
Thank you, Courtney.
First charter as lead deckhand, boat’s not crashed.
So far, so good on this job.
[laughing]
It really is a beautiful harbor, the way it’s framed.
Yeah. This is amazing.
You got two, big boy?
-Dude, nice job. -Thanks.
You’re gonna go down and get changed into your red polo.
Got it.
Excuse me, ladies.
Mystery suitcase.
Stuff really is gonna get freaky.
All right, who’s gonna be the first person in the baby seat?
We are!
[laughing]
[gasps]
Gonna be a lit couple of days.
Yeah.
Cheers.
I’m gonna get changed.
On that note.
Oh, my God.
That’s luxury.
-I need that smile back. -Has my smile gone?
-Yeah. -Has it? Why?
Do you think?
You know, it’s when people disrespect you.
-I get it. -Shut up. Stop winding me up.
With Natalya, I do need to confront things face-on.
But she’s just gonna scream and shout.
I can see it getting even more heated.
The guests, they’re on vacation.
They don’t need negativity draining them.
For now.
All right, ladies, step on down.
Should we get naked first, though?
Ah!
Yeah, you can do whatever you’d like to do.
-Okay. -All righty.
Oh, my God.
Like, wow, what the [bleep] is going on?
Jump on here, then jump in there.
And then pull your straps on.
I’m trying to be respectful here,
because I don’t really know what to do.
Okay, you ready?
Ready!
Holy sh--.
Oh, my God.
They’re completely nude in the chairs.
-What, are they just naked? -Completely nude.
No, they’re not.
Stripped down right in front of Storm.
Is their vagina out?
I’m not jealous.
Did I just walk into, like,
the weirdest thing that I’ve ever seen?
But maybe their panties could stay on.
Storm, get from eye-level, mate.
[laughing]
Is the anchor ready to drop?
We are ready to drop, Captain, we are ready to drop.
Woo!
We’re gonna need to go four shackles in the water.
You release, I’ll count.
Okay, anchor down, anchor down.
Yeah, this way, lefty loosey, there we go.
You’re doing a good job.
Reid’s very keen to get things done.
Where I felt sometimes Jason was a lot in, like, a limbo,
I’m definitely gonna have more of a communication line
between me and Reid to avoid any Jason-like problems.
That’s good, Storm, you can lock it off,
and then just let me know what the stay is.
Eleven o’clock long stay, Cap.
Okay, we’re good, you can put the anchor ball up.
We’re all set. Thank you.
Yeah.
One of us needs to go to the beach.
They’re gonna hike up the rock, then they’re gonna have drinks.
-Do you want to go? -I’ll go to the beach.
Do you wanna go get all that stuff ready, then?
Yeah, so what do you want?
The little plates, obviously, to put the fruit onto, napkins.
Natalya, take everyone to the beach while we relax
on the yacht with no guests and no duties.
Do you need a hand there?
-No, she’s good. -Pardon?
No, I’m all good. Thanks.
She’s a ----ing weapon.
So, did you manage to find a beach?
You know what, the nude beach...
it wasn’t a nude beach until you guys got on there,
so now it’s the nude beach.
-Excellent, excellent. -Yeah.
Okay, so, after the guests have something to eat,
we’re gonna take them on a hike.
You three are gonna go with them.
We’ll just take snacks, it’s not gonna be a food affair.
All right, let’s start slugging all that sh-- down, yeah.
Ooh, I didn’t see this.
Mm!
So, how’s it going?
Are you announcing anything, or...
I’ll come up there and talk to the wankers.
Mm, interesting.
Not the flavor I thought it was gonna be.
-Ooh, that looks lovely. -Doesn’t it?
Yeah.
Done.
Cute.
Let me ask you a question...
have we been total pigs because we already
ruined the display by eating one?
Oh!
We just didn’t have the willpower, it looked so good.
I wanna do that to this one too,
but I don’t wanna ruin the nice job he’s done.
All right.
Okay with the seating?
This looks great, Tash, thank you.
-You got it? -Yeah.
Oh, I’ll have some of that.
-Hey, good-lookin’. -Ooh, love the robe.
Just all back on the swim?
Yeah, just neatly on the side, yeah?
Yeah.
-Clear? -Yeah.
-Hey, guys. -Chef!
Great stuff.
-Everything tastes great. -Great, thank you.
So, I’ll talk you through it
So, I’ve got some braised wild rice, some quinoa,
just seasoned with beetroot, lots of orange.
Got some nori rolls there with
a carrot and ginger puree, some grilled filet.
All right, I hope you enjoy it.
-Mm-hmm. -Thank you.
Thank you, Dave.
This is, like, a perfect lunch.
-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.
Thanks so much.
Why have I done this so awkwardly?
So, when I come back from the beach, it’ll just be,
like, champagne and then, like, mimosas and stuff?
So, VIP...
-Of the double, gotcha. -Okay.
The steak is in truffle.
Truffle oil has nothing to do with truffles.
Mm-hmm.
Well, what’s it made from, then, if it’s not...
-Chemicals. -All chemicals?
Chemicals.
The center of a fig is a dead wasp.
-No. -That’s decomposed.
Yeah, that’s how the fig gets pollinated or whatever.
So, every fig starts with a dead wasp,
or a wasp that did something,
died in it, and then the fig reacts around the dead wasp.
No.
Yeah, and then the wasp dissolves...
No.
And so, you’re eating, like, the decomposed parts
-of a dead wasp... -No.
...every time you eat a fig.
-That’s cool, I like that. -No, you can look it up.
All right, JT.
Okay. Ow.
That was my head.
So, what’s the plan, we’re going for a hike?
Yeah, we’re gonna go for a hike,
and then I’ll take some pictures up there.
You guys can do some TikToks.
Through the feed leader.
-Howdy. -Howdy, ma’am.
I’m coming to the beach.
Are you coming with?
Yeah, are you gonna come to the beach?
I’m gonna come now, but then not later.
Because I’ve gotta stay here and put all the skis and toys in.
Ah.
-I hope everything’s fine. -Yeah.
Shake them here on the table if they’ve got food,
-and then just wipe the table. -Mm-hmm.
Hi.
Fancy seeing you here.
Toss the line.
Welcome to the moon.
You know NASA faked the moon landing,
so this is actually where they filmed it.
This is... is that where the sign is, over there?
Yeah, that’s the American flag, right there.
-Ready, guys? -Let’s go.
All right, who’s my mule?
Hello.
We are mules for you on the beach.
Okay, let’s make this place look like a Catalina wine mixer.
And into the boat you go. Well done, good job.
There you go, Bob’s your uncle.
How you finding work so far, you loving life?
I... it just...
-Adjusting? -Yeah.
How’s it been for y’all?
Y’all have definitely been here longer.
Yeah, having to deal with that, you know, every day...
That makes sense.
It’s a lot, and plus Courtney, plus Storm.
Like, being the only legend on the boat
and the vessel, it’s, like, really hard.
Me and Captain Sandy have this really good relationship,
and she doesn’t like anyone else, so it’s, like...
Yeah, you shoulder the whole burden of everybody else.
Yeah, so it’s really hard, carrying everyone, but...
-It’s tough. -It’s been all right.
So, have fun, I’ll see you shortly.
Au revoir.
We’re going on a hike!
Woo!
Interior, interior, interior,
that is guests leaving the boat, guests leaving the boat.
All you have on this table is fatty foods.
I’ve got nuts.
-Captain Courtney. -Captain Courtney!
Woo!
Oh, here they are.
Oh, this is fantastic.
Nice location!
Good job, Captain Courtney.
Hey, guys!
Jesus, I wanna go on a yacht and drink and eat and be merry,
and I’ll pose in the nude for someone,
if that’s what it takes.
-Boom. -Thank you.
You getting ready to do the slide?
I’m gonna do the trampoline first,
and then I’ll do the slide straight after.
This is great, look at this.
Like a moonscape!
-Love it. -Woo-hoo!
-Hi, everyone, welcome. -Woo-hoo!
Nice!
...editions.
Reid, I’m gonna run Mzi back.
-Yeah. -Then I’ll come...
If you wanna take the photo stuff,
then I’ll come up with the waters.
Wanna go for a ride?
-This is your new bar. -Yeah.
Yee-haw!
Okay, bye forever.
And we’re parked.
Whew, perfect.
I just wanna tell you real quick,
we are gonna go up this incline,
so we’re gonna take it really slow.
We’re gonna go up to the top,
we’re gonna follow that ridge around
and then up between that gap.
-You all ready? -That’s cool.
Let’s do it.
This is gonna be fun going down, Eric.
This is the quad day.
I’m not great with heights.
Don’t look down, Hannah, just don’t look down.
There’s no way in hell that I’m walking up that hill.
I hate any physical activity...
exercise, gross; walking, gross.
It’s just not my thing.
I see some great shots on these rocks.
Wow.
You need to put fuel in firstly.
You wanna do your welcome drinks and towels.
I’ll get this then go the other way.
Where is the scary part?
Awesome.
Good job, give yourself some leeway.
Drop-off tomorrow, thank gosh.
-Oh, JT! -That’s what happens!
[shouting]
-Woo woo woo! -Here, here, here.
So then as soon as you’re done here, you can go down.
You got up there quickly, Courtney.
So pretty... what do you think?
I think this is great.
-Photos? -Yep.
Are we ----ing nude?
Nude, whatever you wanna shoot.
-Okay. I... -I was gonna do nude.
Yeah.
I’m gonna shoot some from here, okay?
All right, all right, I’m shooting now.
Nice.
That looks hot.
That looks great!
Back arched, butt up in the air, legs crossed.
I feel really awkward.
I know it’s just a woman that’s naked...
like, fine.
But I come from a really conservative place,
and I just feel uncomfortable.
My mom would be in such disbelief.
She would say, "This ain’t right."
-Cool pics. -Great stuff.
My God.
Coming up...
You’ve been... Between the two of you,
someone could have done that cabin.
Time management... make it better.
I’m not gonna eat your bullsh--.
A little bit more that way, so I can see your butt.
Just a little bit...
There, there, perfect.
Cutlery, might as well just do that now.
Wipe this table down.
All right, good, we’re done.
Let’s go.
Round up.
Yes, please.
You want me to hold the towel for you?
Changing room.
Hey?
You gonna let it go?
Yeah, you know what I’m like. Just forgive and move on.
You live in the present and not in the past.
Good attitude.
Are you gonna have that attitude, too?
I’m a big more ----ed up than you, though, so.
That’s a bit harsh on yourself, Dave.
Hello, welcome.
Would you like a mimosa?
-Yeah. -That was fun.
All right. That was great.
You want straight champers?
As the French say, just a little, eh?
-Just a little. -Just a little, eh?
Very cute. Hold on, let me zoom in.
I like it.
They looked amazing up there, honestly.
Incredible.
Should have got some good photos...
-Yeah, yeah. -...of the crew.
That was incredible.
The rest of... the other half of the crew
that’s waiting on the boat, they’re raring to go.
Towels done, welcome drinks to do...
Yay, nice.
Clean up here, I have to clean the VIP,
because that wasn’t done at all.
-Storm, Storm, Court. -Go ahead, Courts.
So, they’re starting to wrap everything up now.
So we’ll start packing away, and head back.
I’ll let you know when we’re leaving the dock.
Yeah, thanks so much, and I’m ready for you.
I’m definitely reaping the rewards
of Courtney’s workmanship.
We’re getting fuel when we get back.
-How much? -Twenty thousand liters.
Fantastic.
Do you wanna do welcome drinks and towels?
All righty.
Everyone good?
Bye, everyone!
Mm!
All right, let’s get this stuff packed away, huh?
-Yeah. -Thank you, Courtney.
-Well done. -Hi.
Would you guys like a cold towel and a mango daiquiri?
Ooh, oh, I live for these.
First day done, one day left.
Well done. Thanks, guys.
-Can I pass you these on board? -Yeah, you can.
Did you have lunch?
-I made you a pasta. -Was it a hot pasta?
Cold pasta salad’s the worst thing ever invented.
Just heat it up, obviously.
That’s like saying do you want some cold Vegemite toast.
It’s just not a thing.
Three charters left. It’ll be fun.
-Oh! -Thanks, pal.
Ooh.
Just pack it on the deck behind you.
Yep.
Right.
So, if it was gonna be at... we’re gonna do the...
we’re gonna have Mediterranean...
-Hey, thank you. -Thank you.
-I had fun with you today. -We had fun.
-Heya. -Hi.
-You all right, my love? -Yeah.
Did you have a nice one?
Sorry, I’m just gonna put--
It was so hot... no shade.
-Oh! -At all.
Yeah, I can imagine.
Can I get some chow-chow?
-Yeah. -Downstairs?
Yeah, go on your break.
Woo!
How was it?
They loved it, they had an amazing time.
They got some cool photos.
Yeah!
You’re back already?
Yeah, it’s 5:30.
Oh, my God, I didn’t realize the time passed.
-It went so fast. -It did go fast.
To find out that Kyle and Tash have not been in the VIP,
I’m pissed off,
because I cannot take breaks knowing that cabin wasn’t done.
I know exactly what they were probably
would have doing when I was gone.
They’ve been talking sh-- and eating food.
The dream team has gone downhill.
I can’t believe the VIP’s not been done.
That was good.
That was good, I did not throw up.
-Yeah. -That was also good.
Woo!
Oh, my God.
Will we be able to ride flight boards, like, tomorrow morning?
Yeah, we’ll have all the same stuff out tomorrow.
It is weather-dependent.
So, what’s your plan for tonight?
Big salt-baked fish, and then starch, veg.
Go ahead.
You’re not gonna ----ing fit in there,
are you, you little bastard?
It’s super-difficult, because I’ve got so much fish.
So, I have to bend the fish to get it in the oven
It’s like [bleep], how am I gonna make this look good?
I’m sh--ting myself because it’s too big to get it in there.
It’s gonna almost fuse together.
What’s their evening plan?
We can do, like, black leather, and maybe some reds.
We’re gonna host a BDSM party...
----ing outstanding.
I mean, look, at the end of the day, we’re all wild animals.
We need to learn to be tame,
and Kyle the zookeeper’s to the rescue, honey.
Yes, bitch!
What?
That’s ass juice on there.
Holy sh--.
You look like that sexy, one off "Cruel Intentions."
Oh, my God.
Lovely stuff.
I don’t know if you wanna hang the red curtains
on each side there.
I was thinking that’d be a whole, like,
red light district vibe.
It’s gotta be dirty.
-Is he actually, though? -Yeah.
Oh, he’s here.
He’s the naked stripper of the boat.
Come on.
Out of all the crew.
Get us that tip money.
Get us tip money.
Tash, she looks ----ing so hot, Jesus.
Ooh!
-Rawr. -Well done, sisters.
This looks really good, guys.
Okay, I’m gonna go to laundry, guys.
I figured out why my pants don’t fit...
they’re 32x30s, not 32x32.
So, I had to tighten my belt a little bit.
Absolutely not.
I lost, like, 20 pounds in the last year.
You’re talking to people who use the metric system, mate.
I don’t know, what is 20 pounds, like six meters?
-No, like... -No, what’s that?
-That’s the wrong measurement. -No!
You’ve gotta, like, put your hands up onto each side.
[laughing]
Will you take one of us?
-Yeah, I got it. -Get in, get in.
All right, I love that.
Dude, this is the craziest thing I’ve ever been a part of.
Well, welcome.
No, no, the best, but crazy.
Are they uncomfortable?
Not at all.
Look at that.
Oh!
No, I’m good.
I think so.
Yeah.
So, apologies for the delay.
Ooh, you all right?
-Oh, yeah, totally, thank you. -Okay, love.
You’ve really pissed me off.
Okay, first of all, do not say,
"Sorry the head of housekeeping wasn’t here to do your cabin."
There’s two of you on the boat.
You’ve been a chief stew, you’ve been a chief stew.
Both of you are equal.
One...
between the two of you, someone could have done that cabin.
-No. -Time management.
-No. -Make it better.
Do not say, "The head of housekeeping wasn’t able
to get to your cabin today."
You are also responsible for the housekeeping on this boat.
There’s no head of housekeeping,
but do not go and try to blame me.
No one blamed you.
No, because you’ve just said
the head of housekeeping was not here, Kyle.
You didn’t hear the full story.
If you think you’re gonna come for me
like you come for everyone else, you’re highly ----ing mistaken.
I’ll put you right in your place, trust me.
I’m not gonna eat your bullsh--
like you can pick on everybody else.
You’re 24 ----ing years old, act mature.
I’ll switch that bitch off in two ----ing seconds.
Not on my watch.
Next, on "Below Deck Med"...
Come in just straight to me.
Kill it, kill it, kill it...
reverse, reverse...
-[crunch] -Oh!
Oh [bleep] me. [bleep] me.
Do you fancy anybody on board, other than me?
No, I’m joking.
You have an undiagnosed case of narcissism.
Wow, ----ing hell.
Body image, it’s really hard for me to,
like, suppress that part down,
and he’s literally just, like ----ing let it roar
in my ----ing brain.
I’ve never said anything like that.
I am fed up with the interior crew.
I’m just over it.
I’ve got nothing else more to explain to you than what I did.
Don’t try this bullsh--.
Kyle, pipe down.
You’ve been taking trash.
I’m literally the most calmest person sitting here.
I’m ----ing calm.
-I’m... -You know, let’s just stop.
Shut your ----ing sh--.
Kyle, come to the toilet.