Oh, what the [bleep].
On our last boat, me and Tash, we got together.
You don’t know what you want.
What the [bleep] are you doing?
Three meters, getting closer.
That is one meter. She’s gonna hit it, man.
So, I’m letting you go.
I’m excited to see where this goes.
Why did you buy me a present?
Nat is so confusing, mate.
Does she wanna be, like, a really good friend,
or does she wanna lie in bed and kiss all night?
That needs to be managed better.
The boat’s a sh---show from the bridge deck down,
and nothing’s pulled at all.
She just tries to make me look bad.
The pantry’s a mess, all the décor from the night
is still out, and so I’m just getting overwhelmed.
That’s not okay.
Yeah, I’m a snitch.
You’ve just said the head of housekeeping was not here, Kyle.
If you think you’re gonna come for me like you come
for everyone else, you’re highly ----ing mistaken.
Storm is stepping in as the bosun.
It’s been a dream of mine to obviously become a bosun.
I’m very nervous to be on deck.
Courtney’s like a little captain out there.
I know!
I’d like to make you my lead deckhand.
It is quite disappointing.
If you wanna do a bowline, you must do a proper bowline.
I feel closer to the fish in the water than the deck crew.
I feel like I’m carrying more than my load.
-Replace me. -No, that’s...
-I’m telling you right now... -Yeah.
bring someone else in.
Oh!
Nat! I twisted my ankle.
He is not fired, he’s just going ashore,
and we’re taking on a stewardess.
My first interest was linguistics.
Can you cut my tail off, please?
-Cut your tail off. -Yeah.
Wow, this girl is beautiful.
Oh, they loved it.
-We’re practicing folds. -Okay.
Final charter.
They’re looking to treat the company’s
business partners and NFL players.
-I would like some pancakes. -For dinner?
-Yeah. -Yeah?
I’m not eating that sh--. I did not ask for crepes.
I specifically said "pancakes."
Come on, man.
-Woo! -Oh!
Ooh!
-I lost my chain. -It cost the price of a home.
Oh [bleep].
I do want Dave to realize that there is this line
that you cannot cross.
I can’t deal with the messages, like...
I’m still in love with her,
so I need to be able to just push it away.
He’s a ----ing wanker, how dare he?
He wants to bring me into it too?
What? What do you mean?
Woo-hoo!
Go Coco!
So girthy.
How are you?
Good, I’m wonderful, how are you?
I’m ready.
Tash, Tash, Nat.
The guests are sitting around waiting for breakfast service.
[alarm blares, snoring]
Could I have a green juice, please?
-Green juice? -Sure thing.
Is there another green juice?
It’s for her.
Do you want me to run downstairs, check laundry?
Yes.
One, two, three.
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
Ellie, you’ve got the twin available
and also the double cabin downstairs.
Well, another day of water sports.
Don’t wear any necklaces, watches.
How’s the weather looking for the rest of the day?
I might have to go in tonight to the dock, or we won’t...
we may not be able to make it to the dock, you know what I mean?
We’ll just... we’ll follow your lead, yeah.
Yeah, we’re gonna just monitor.
Tash?
Of all my seasons in yachting,
I really have hit the lowest that I’ve ever been.
I take pride in what I do,
but my personal life feels like
it’s infected the entire season.
I told off my ex. He reached out to Dave.
It’s all just sh--.
Tyler, you ready for breakfast?
Oh, they’re coming now.
-Oh, that was great timing. -Yeah.
[snoring]
Oof, oh, yeah.
Dave, Dave, I have all the guest sitting down for breakfast.
Natalya, please give a hand on service.
Coming up...
So, the special today is smashed avocado on homemade toast.
Otherwise, you can choose whatever you prefer.
You!
I’ll do the avocado toast.
Nicely done.
-Three over-easy eggs. -Yeah?
Breakfast potatoes.
So, if you were to improve on last night’s pancakes?
-A bit thicker. -Thicker, yeah?
Yeah, a bit thicker.
Hey, Dave, I’ve got the orders.
Got one special with scrambled eggs on pita bread,
one special with a sunny-side up.
What was that?
[bleep] I hat flies.
This morning I’m asleep, and all I hear it "zzt."
Smacked the sh-- out of it.
Here’s your pancake man.
Did he want pancakes?
I’m gonna send the pancakes last.
How ----ing cool would it be if we did an ayahuasca retreat?
There’s also theories that, like, psychedelic drugs are,
like, actually just, like, gateways to better reality
and better perception but, like, people just hold them
under control so then they can keep us
as, like, little robots.
I know somebody who microdoses
and uses it as Adderall, and she’s smart as sh--.
Special with scrambled eggs and pita bread.
One special on homemade toast.
Scrambled eggs and bacon.
I can see that, actually. Thank you so very much.
You’re welcome.
All right, pancakes.
Mm, mm, good.
How is it, dude, good?
Yeah, straight.
Look at my skin, it’s like a snake.
However I do it is gonna be wrong.
Yeah.
Those aren’t thin,
but I can already tell you he doesn’t like them.
He does not like...
that’s not how he likes his pancakes.
No, they look good.
They look raw on the inside... oh.
What happened?
It’s... they’re still batter on the inside,
they’re not cooked all the way through.
That sh-- is just ----ing terrible.
Look at it, that sh-- look like pudding.
Because they’re so Goddamn thick.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Poor Tash.
Look at this.
Okay, so, how would you prefer...
-Cooked. -Okay.
It’s okay, don’t... you don’t gotta...
I don’t wanna hurt his feelings.
Just tell him it was good.
Oh, man, don’t show him that plate.
Sorry!
Nice, swim platform done.
Is he eating the pancake?
He just said that it was a bit batter-y, like, a bit raw.
-Are you upset? -No.
Okay.
Imma just wait till I get back home
so I can eat my pancakes the correct way.
He’s a prick. [bleep] this guy.
-Whatever. -I need a break.
Oh, my God.
It is my second day on board, and...
Oh, my God!
I’m late to work.
Oh, my... oh, my God.
That was amazing.
Natalya, Natalya, Tasha.
-Ooh! -Good morning.
For [bleep]’s sake, I’ve got enough on my mind at the moment.
I don’t need this right now.
Okay.
I kinda wanna get thrown around.
Yeah, Tyler, you do that, imma watch.
Let me get you a lifejacket.
Ashley and I are gonna grab one of the skis.
The Sea-Doos? Yeah.
Thank you.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
Oh, okay!
I feel like it was yesterday I walked on this boat.
Looking back at when I first jumped onto Lady Michelle,
I was fairly clueless about every single operation on deck.
Keep the line out of the water, please.
And looking at myself now, I’m feeling fairly confident
in most of the deck operations,
and I’m really super proud of where I’ve come.
Past Mzi is definitely looking up at future Mzi being,
like, well done, my guy.
I did join after y’all had had, like, a system in place
and things are going smooth, you know?
I’m still so, like, infuriated with this guy.
----ing pointing his finger at me and calling me a bully.
And Tash agreed to that.
It’s my fault.
Tash?
Coming up...
My rose was gelling into my role with my crew.
You forgot to mention one of your roses.
-Get your sh-- together. -Like, that pisses me off.
Oh, my God.
-What is Storm doing? -Wait, what is happening?
Let’s see some tricks.
[whistles]
Ah!
Good job!
Tash?
[knocks]
Eh?
I know.
This season, Dave’s behavior towards me
was completely unacceptable,
but I have learned a lot about myself in a painful way
that has also been painful to others.
I don’t know how to be alone.
I should be able to be happy
without relying on another person.
It’s something that I’m continuously
trying to work on.
It’s just pretty sh-- when you have to go through it
to learn from it.
All right, Dave.
All right, get some rest.
The wind is gusting.
Like, we’re gonna go back to the dock.
Okay.
Courtney, Storm.
Just got the go-ahead from Cap,
we’re gonna start wrapping things up, okay?
Copy that.
You know you have a condom sticking
out of your back pocket?
[chuckles]
I’m having dinner with them.
-You are? -Yeah.
Okay.
I didn’t do it last night.
Dinnertime.
It’s like, get going, let’s do it.
Anything that can float is all in?
Yep.
What are you making for dinner this evening?
I’m gonna do, like, Asian tonight.
I’m gonna do sea bream.
-Anchor up. -Yeah, yeah, copy.
The anchor is home.
Tash, I did it.
All the ----ing bullsh--, I just did it.
Yeah.
Personally, I literally took so many steps
backwards this season.
I [bleep] I’m so ----ed up.
I feel like I caused so much drama,
it really affected the other crew.
They didn’t deserve it, and the last I can do
is cook something amazing for the last dinner.
Look how dope that is.
-That’s crazy. -Right at six.
It’s insane.
First, we’ll need bread plates.
-Mm-hmm. -Two, four, six.
Courtney and Reid, Courtney and Reid,
when we turn into the marina you can put your fenders out.
Copy that, Storm-O.
Do you have any particular placemats
that you want me to get?
I’ve got these gold chargers.
That’s a great idea.
Okay, Mzi, these two middle ones...
Yeah?
You’re gonna be on the third one.
Courtney and Reid, you’re gonna throw your spring
to the guy with the white shirt.
Yeah, guy with the white shirt, we see it.
Copy, thank you.
There’s a couple of elements that could definitely add
to how difficult a task is a docking at night.
We have got a lot of current,
visibility ultimately is your biggest fault.
This is the last time I get to show what I’ve learned
about being a bosun, and
to show Sandy she made the right decision.
Good throw, mate.
Spring is on the dock.
So, go around there and then under the capstan,
four tight turns.
Give it a little push down... yeah.
Okay, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go.
I’m tight.
We made it, great job.
You know what’s funny, taking the Staten Island ferry,
they used to always hit the side of the ----ing docks.
-Oh, did they? -Always.
The last night, all good, my bro.
It looks so cute, aw.
Look at this.
Ellie, Ellie, Tash.
Okay, on my way, thank you.
Oh, now, that’s awesome.
I mean, come on.
It’s the last service.
The pressure’s on.
-Is everyone out there? -I think so.
-Tell them to start seating. -Oh, my...
All right, guys, let’s everyone around the table.
If you’re ready, you can please take a seat,
and we’ll start serving waters.
Quickly to all, Captain Sandy,
thank you for joining us this evening.
Aw, thank you.
And love you all, so, thank you.
Cheers.
Cheers, thank you for a wonderful couple of days.
Then I’ve got one, and it goes like this.
Wait, hold on, you gotta stand up,
you gotta stand up for this one.
-You gotta stand up. -Okay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy,
but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of [bleep]
because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Cheers!
Come on.
All right.
-Okay, guys. -Stunning.
Hey, Dave, you’re a little wizard, bro.
Look at these little tongues.
This looks absolutely divine.
What’s this right here?
It’s gonna get announced by the chef himself.
Oh, wow, that’s amazing.
Okay, guys, we’ve got a cauliflower-lemongrass puree,
and we’ve got grilled sea bream,
dehydrated beetroot,
and just a little bit of kresh.
Thank you so much.
-What kind of fish is that? -Sea bream.
Wow.
That is delicious.
Picture-worthy.
I mean, delicious.
You can head back to the cabins now.
Okay.
Reid, I think you’re gonna be in the most luck tomorrow.
-Me? -Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I could see that happening.
Yeah.
What brought you to wanna be in sailing and stuff?
I got on that drug and alcohol merry-go-round.
Yeah.
So, I got kicked out in eleventh grade,
so I needed to get a job.
I started washing boats, and then I did such a great job,
this guy offered me a full-time job,
and then he sent me to sea school.
-That’s dope. -That’s pretty cool.
Do you wanna dry these and put them in the cabin, thank you.
If I have to.
Can we have five minutes in the day head?
Yeah, I just wanna talk about...
Next time, at least buy me a cup of tea first.
I’ll make you a cup of tea.
Oh, my God, you’re freaky. You’re, like, buzzing.
I know. I’m just stoked.
I’m also sad at the same time, because I’m stuck in the middle.
If you weren’t here, I wouldn’t be sad, so thanks for that.
Thanks.
I need to get plates, you’re distracting me.
It’s difficult with Nat.
I think that she enjoys having me be that person for her,
but she doesn’t have a...
you know, not that she won’t miss me,
but I think that it... I’ll miss her more.
When you tie your hair like that, it’s my favorite.
Oh my God.
-Coming up... -Is that Kyle?
-Hello! -Hello!
It’s our last night out.
I’m pent up, I kinda got to remember my foot.
Kyle!
I don’t like mushrooms but these ----ing mushrooms are good.
Dave, you want us to put the plates on the table, right?
-Yeah, I think so. -Yeah?
You have such a good aura, energy, it’s positive.
-Oh, thank you. -Yeah, no, I mean that, yeah.
When you guys are done your break,
can you go help Ellie in the cabins?
Yeah.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Please don’t.
Ellie, Ellie, Courtney.
-Mzi? -Go ahead.
She’s right here, she’s right here.
Oh.
Reid’s on his was to help you, Ellie.
-Really? -Yep.
Okay. You don’t need to.
"Okay!"
Okay, I’m gonna go. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
-Good night, Captain. -You’re the best, thanks.
Sleep well.
I will, thank you.
Okay, what do you need help with?
This.
-David. -Yeah?
That was so good, it was yummy, yummy, yummy.
-Thank you. -You’re welcome.
-Reid? -Yes, ma’am?
Do you mind just grabbing the other side of this suitcase
so we can place it on the floor?
More than happy to help.
I am single.
I don’t look negatively upon dating or hooking up on yachts.
I think that you can have fun with people
and it not be serious.
All right, awesome job.
My grandmother’s gonna kill me.
We’re all good, this is the last cabin.
Oh, really?
So, now you can help with laundry.
Ellie, Ellie, Tasha.
Do you need help with anything else?
Do you mind running the washers at all?
Yeah, I can do that.
I’m the Oprah Winfrey.
You get a plate for dessert.
If you wanna hold the box,
and I’ll take the tongs and serve it.
That’s better.
For desert, it’s actually a cheesecake with ginger crumb.
-It looks cute. -Thank you so much.
The crunchies and everything together is really good.
Stay like that.
I’m good to go inside.
I’m full.
I love yachting.
Chef, thank you.
-You’re welcome. -Phenomenal.
I really appreciate that.
-No, we do. -Thank you.
I love you guys.
-Good night, love you. -Love you.
Good night.
Hello.
I gotta go, I’ve gotta go, I’ve gotta go...
okay.
Good morning.
-How are you? -I like that top, baby.
Mimosa.
Oh, thank you so much.
Two eggs over-easy, a scrambled egg, whites...
Storm, this is, like, our last solid day together.
I know, dude.
Should I put it on the lazy Susan?
Thank you so very much.
You’re welcome.
The omelette’s really good.
I tore mine up.
Would you like me to order some more pancakes?
No, it’s fine.
I don’t even wanna talk about pancakes ever again.
Do you wanna get changed into your epaulettes, hon?
Yeah.
We got 30 minutes, by the way.
Oh, my God, it’s all ending, what the [bleep].
All packed.
Where do we need to meet?
Just on the docks, we just line up on the dock.
Luggage time, one last time.
I’m so happy, I won’t miss this pantry one bit.
All crew, all crew to the dock for guest departure.
Hola, you guys.
-[speaking Spanish] -Woo!
Oh, it’s raining.
-Wow. -Bye, guys.
-It was good to meet you. -It was such a pleasure.
Yes, thank you, thank you, I’ll see you again.
It was so nice to meet you.
Glad to have you on.
-Chef, thank you. -Thank you so much.
-Really appreciate it. -Of course.
Captain, thank you.
So, we would love to say we had a wonderful time,
and you made our experience,
you know, everything that we expected and more.
Thank you.
So, this goes to you and...
Thanks, guys.
We thank you all very, very much.
Thank you.
Yeah, safe travels to all, all right?
-Same to you. -It was so good to meet you all.
-Thank you. -We did it...
Charter number nine, amazing.
Let’s stay in our whites
and meet in the main salon for a tip meeting.
-Woo! -Perfect.
Come on, Red Bulls in the fridge.
Let’s all roll out, boys.
-It was a pleasure. -Oh, yeah!
[screaming]
-Let’s go! -Let’s get lit.
Those look colorful.
This is just Aperol spritz.
Where’s Natalya?
-Wait, we need nat. -She’s on the bar.
Natalya, Natalya.
Oh, sorry, is everyone up there?
I’m just finishing, I’ll be there in a second.
Copy.
Oh, my God, what is she up to?
Oh, my God.
[laughing]
Coming up...
Woo!
OMG!
Honestly.
Woo!
I’ve never seen anything like this.
Oh, my God, what is she up to?
Oh, my God.
Charter nine...
charter nine, everybody.
All I can say, this envelope, it’s thick.
We started off strong,
we’ve ended strong... wow.
High five. High five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woo!
So good.
That was awesome... wow.
[laughing]
What can I say?
We made it through the season.
One man down, Kyle.
Elena filled in like a breath of fresh air.
Yeah.
Twenty thousand dollars, $1,800 per person.
-Woo-hoo! -Wow.
Blowing out the bank.
So, our season total is $188,100.
-Woo! -Holy crap.
That’s incredible, and that’s 17,000 per person.
-Not bad! -We’re rich!
Oh, wow.
So, it’s your final dinner, and I’ll be joining you.
-Yay! -Woo-hoo!
Cheers.
-Thank you, Captain Sandy! -Woo!
No more laundry, woo-hoo!
[bleep]
Oh, my bag.
Is that Kyle?
-Hello! -Hello!
I’m back!
Getting ready time.
I’ll just jump in a guest cabin.
Thank you so much.
Welcome back.
Just realized you’re here, [bleep].
Thanks, Dave.
How you feeling, how’s your foot?
Really good, the shoe’s just a bit tight around my ankle.
There he is.
Hey, bitches!
Oh, hello! How you feeling, eh?
-In the twin, yeah. -Ooh!
It’s quite lonesome to be by yourself
during a recovery process,
but I mean, it’s our last night out.
I’m pent up, I kinda got to remember my foot.
But I mean, I think after two tequilas,
magically, everything feels great.
Hey, Tash, do you think this dress is okay for tonight?
Ooh!
Hey!
Oh, my God, you look gorgeous!
Thanks! Sexy man.
-Yeah, sure. -Ooh, gorgeous.
Did you get it? Yay, thank you!
Ooh! Look at you!
Ready to party!
Hi!
You look so good.
Everyone looks so ----ing hot... everyone.
I might sleep with one of you tonight.
Let’s go.
Party bus!
-Ah! -Party bus!
Oh, my God.
-This is so adorable. -Wow.
This is gorgeous!
This is awesome.
Party bus!
-All right, thank you. -Thank you so much.
Oh, yay, this looks like our restaurant.
Oh, wow.
Hello, how are you?
This is very nice.
Where are you sitting at?
I’ll sit next to you, with the boys across... hello.
Amazing, thank you so much.
So, Captain, now that we’re all here, out of me and Kyle,
we can officially say who was your favorite.
If we were both hanging off a cliff,
who would you have picked?
No, but we’re both dying.
You can take any...
Honestly, Nat, I’d give you a longer life and I’d choose you.
Unfortunately that isn’t your decision,
because Captain’s already stood on your hand and kicked you off.
I know if I was hanging off a cliff with Kyle,
that Sandy would pick me.
So, I just need her to actually say that
so Kyle knows his place as third stew.
I have questions.
Mm!
I wanna know, like, what were your highs and lows.
I’ve had a few highs this season for sure.
I feel like I was so, like, welcomed,
as being a female deckie and stuff.
Like, yeah, obviously getting lead deckhand
and stuff, it was amazing.
I’m gonna start with my thorn, actually.
I’ve probably been some of the lowest times I’ve had.
I’m not gonna get into it.
But my rose is the fact that how all of you guys
have supported me, and I’m super grateful for that.
I’d say my rose, like, Kyle, you’ve been a rock,
you’ve really been there for me.
And Natalya, we’ve been like twins,
and everyone’s seen it, and they just feel the gel.
Yeah.
Dave, what can I say?
Like, you’ve always been super patient and super calm,
and that has just made my job, like, a million times easier.
Are we supposed to do the thorn first or the rose first?
Whatever your heart desires, my love.
I think my thorn was hitting the dolphin,
and that was just the lack of my own experience.
But my rose was not just getting along with this crew,
with everyone, but specifically gelling into my role
with my crew, and I’ll always carry it
for the rest of my life.
Like, for all my career, you know?
I just had a phenomenal time on board.
but that’s absolutely fine.
Yeah, I was honestly waiting for that.
Mm.
I had originally thought about it, but then I was like,
I know how much Nat hates, like, public affection.
I would have sat there and, like, done an Oscar,
like, Leonardo DiCaprio vibes for her, you know?
But I didn’t do it because I knew she didn’t want it,
and then when I didn’t do it I got in sh--.
-Okay. -That’s a later...
Forgot to mention one of your roses,
but that’s absolutely fine.
Yeah, I was honestly waiting for that.
Yeah, I was waiting for the proposal, but fine.
I was... yeah, but he took it from me, that’s the thing.
It’s been a pleasure, you guys have fun.
-Mwah, mwah! -Bye, Cap.
-Good job, good job, good job. -See you, Sandy.
Oh, thank you.
I’m so full.
Come with me, man.
But that’s not her thing, though, bro.
How can I keep up with her sh--?
She doesn’t like public affection.
Like to have my last night with the woman...
Yeah, don’t take it seriously.
-that I ----ing... -Don’t take it seriously.
drinking whiskey on the rocks?
I’m just drinking whiskey straight.
You’re wild.
Why?
I’ve never, like, sipped at an alcohol.
Mm, give it a try, you might like it.
Maybe I should.
Whatever, dude.
Everybody needs to make sure we are awake,
because we’re about to go hard.
Amen, sister.
I wanna party, I don’t wanna sit around and talk.
All right, guys, let’s go!
Woo!
Need to get lit tonight.
Woo!
Here you go, Mzi.
Thank you.
He’s kinda making me feel like, ooh,
I wish I had more time to get to know him better.
You know what...
Ah!
I’m in a maxi-skirt, Kyle! Not again, not again, Kyle!
Natalya’s got a genuinely good heart.
She’s a massive ball of energy.
After all the tears, farts, tribulations, wars,
I can easily forgive, but I will not forget what you have done.
But who’s counting?
Oh, Mzi!
Opa!
Idiot!
Let’s all go home.
There ya go.
Hi!
Everybody in. Everybody in.
This is the girls’ car, girls’ car!
Woo!
Kyle, that literally stinks!
Are we continuing our after-party?
-Yes. -Yay!
The last time hanging out with all you members.
Because we’re ----ing--
Slam it, homie!
-An absolute time, dudes. -To end of the season.
-Power Rangers. -Woo-hoo!
All of you ----ers, listen here,
when you get there, we’re taking all our clothes off,
and we’re jumping into that little river, deal?
No.
Honestly, like...
Ah!
Whoa... wait, what is happening over there?
-Oh, my God, your boyfriend. -Storm!
We’re all going for a swim, we’re going for a swim.
No, you’re bloody not...
No, Storm, it’s not even funny.
What are you talking...
Because you’re, no.
-We all just said-- -No, no one else has got...
everyone’s got their clothes on.
They all just agreed to it.
All right, well, you’re sleeping by yourself.
What is Storm doing?
All of you said that you wanted to swim in the car.
Okay, come, come, come.
Yeah, let’s go inside, inside, inside.
Storm can’t go swim that, it’s been boarded up.
How?
Storm, mate, what’s happening, mate, honestly?
Uncle?
Mate, you want to make me look like a ----ing idiot.
How?
Can you just tell him that you’re not disappointed in him?
-Hi. -Hi!
Close the door, Mzi.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Get into bed.
Money, money, money.
Everyone in the car said let’s take our clothes off
in the water, and I ----ing do that,
and then I looked like an idiot in front of you,
and that’s what I care about.
This is your last night on board.
Stop letting stupid stuff ruin that.
It’s not stupid stuff.
If you see a future with me, then all your focus should be
on enjoying the rest of our last time together.
Right now, it’s gonna annoy me
if you don’t get your sh-- together,
come have a drink, and come join us.
Oh, I’m still gonna have a drink, of course, I’m fine.
I’m not... am I... okay, fair enough.
-All right, let’s do it. -Don’t be a little sourpuss.
I’m not a sourpuss.
Wait, are you... what are you going...
are you going to bed?
-Do you want anything... -I’m going... oh!
Kyle!
Ankle, what ankle?
-Are you okay? -I’m fine.
You’re not jumping off the sundeck.
Sorry.
I think I’m gonna have to lay down for a minute.
-Yeah! -Woo!
Yes, yes!
You are such a stripper.
Oh, my God, I’ve never seen anything like this.
Oh, my God!
We’ve had, like, two hours’ sleep for, like, four days.
We’re, like ----ed.
This is the support I need.
Like, I was just, like, ah, going wild.
Ooh, oh, oh!
Woo!
Woo-hoo!
Oh, my God!
Come on, girl!
This night is definitely the wildest sides
I’ve seen of everybody.
Like, Tash, I did not see that side of her.
Woo!
Guys, I’m just gonna say we can all do whatever we want but...
Tash!
I do feel like we should start to unwind.
Tash, get you in our bed, love.
-Guys? -Yes.
I don’t mind Mzi sleeping in Nat’s bed,
if you both wanna sleep in your room.
-That’s her call. -That’s up to you guys.
Come on, Mzi-dawg.
Our last night.
I like him, too.
[snoring]
[alarm sounds]
[bleep]
Mm.
Never do that.
Do you know what happens if you put a fork in a toaster?
It explodes.
-Really? -Yes.
How do I not know this?
If one of you ----ing hos have any makeup of mine...
All right, guys, I’m leaving now.
Tash.
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
-Bye. -Reid!
Thank you for all your positivity, you’re so amazing.
-Of course! -Let’s stay in touch.
Yeah, of course we will.
[sighs]
-Shoot. -Awesome.
All sorted.
-Okay. -Bye again.
Take care.
I don’t wanna go home just yet.
Guys, I’m leaving.
-All right, see ya. -All right, bye.
There you are.
Thanks for everything, homie, you’re a legend.
-Bye. -Bye.
Thanks for all the good work.
It was a pleasure. See you guys.
Bye, Reid!
Appreciate it.
-Captain Sandy. -Mzi.
Thank you so, so much for this season.
It’s been amazing, you’ve been absolutely incredible.
The biggest inspiration,
and just guiding and everything and more.
You’re always welcome on board...
-Yeah. -wherever I’m the captain.
Thank you, Captain, I appreciate that.
You’re a delight to have.
This season, I’ve definitely come a long way.
-Cheers, Captain Sandy. -Mwah!
I’ve learned that I need to be more assertive.
Courtney, I’m leaving now.
No...
Thanks so much for all your help.
No, thank you, it’s been an incredible season.
-It’s been so much fun. -It has.
Thanks, bud.
From here, I want to do my yacht master’s
and then I would like to see myself become a bosun,
like my brother.
-You crushed it. -I love you, mate.
[bleep] me, I’m excited for the future.
Here you go, here, I’ll take that.
-I’ve got it, Dave. -You have this, I’ll take that.
Bless you!
-Cap. -Hi.
I can honestly say being with you, it was never a day’s job,
it was passion every single day, waking up.
I could see that every time you were on,
so thank you for that.
Thank you.
Holy sh--, I can’t believe I made it.
Woo-hoo!
I got a hole in my pants, no one told me.
[laughing]
Oh, let’s cuddle under the blanket!
After this, I’m looking forward to seeing Frank.
Woo!
Let’s all keep in good faith that things
will happen after this season,
and there’s only one way to find out,
and that’s a one-way ticket to New York.
If that’s fireworks as well, it’s in the bag.
-I love you, Kyle. -Love you, babe.
-Capitano. -Courtney.
You’re such an asset to any boat, and I mean that.
You work so hard on deck,
and then you’re serving on the inside.
Keep going.
Thank you so much, honestly,
it’s been such an amazing season.
Yeah.
I am really proud of myself for this season.
And to be made lead deckhand,
like, I feel like I’ve learned a lot about myself.
-Hi. -Hello...
hi, Sandy, I’m leaving.
It was such a pleasure.
Likewise, thank you for such a wonderful season.
Yeah, thank you for bringing the level of service
that you brought to the table.
I never saw you lose your temper or spiral.
Like, you just showed up every day.
I never had to worry about service, so thanks for that.
I just never had to worry about anything, because I had you.
Aw.
All right, well, it’s been wonderful.
-Okay. -I’ll see you later.
-All right. -Bye.
Bye.
I’m leaving the building.
Oh sh--.
The first time in a decade I’m single.
-It’s not been easy, has it? -No.
But we got there and we did it,
and we made it through to the end,
so it just shows how strong we actually are.
Are you gonna be able to carry all this?
-You sure? -Yeah.
I’ve learned a lot about myself.
I’ve learned to stand up for myself more,
I’ve learned not to have more man drama
and just be more open in general.
I just feel like the future’s exciting now,
and I have a lot to look forward to.
Finding a man.
Jokes.
Thank you so much, Sandy.
Yeah, you kept your galley clean,
the art that you brought to the food...
thank you.
It means a lot.
-You’ve got my number. -Yeah.
-I’ll see you around, then.
-Yeah, awesome. -Stay safe.
Definitely haven’t been able to be myself this season.
I’ve literally been treading water the whole season.
I feel like I won’t ever get the conversation
I’m looking for from Tash.
I’m terrified it’s gonna be the last time I see her.
Regardless of what’s happened, I care about her.
I want the best for her.
Goodbye, eh?
It’s goodbye.
----ing hell.
I’m gonna say goodbye to Captain Sandy
and then my bag’s the little pink one.
Oh, no!
Oh!
What an amazing human being.
You are such a joy every day.
Thank you.
Because you really bring light.
Okay.
-Gosh. Bye! -Mwah, bye.
Aw...
Well, we know who’s the most upset out of both of us.
-Who? -Well, you.
-Why? -I’m gonna miss you.
I don’t wanna cry, so I’m just gonna...
I had a lot of fun with you.
I’m gonna miss you.
I’m sad to say goodbye to Storm.
Like, it’s crazy, because, like, you learn to, like...
you’re living with this person, you’re working with them,
like, they’re, like, a little bit of a part of you.
-You keep in contact. -I definitely will.
But, like, at the end of the day,
I don’t think he is my person.
All right, just walk on, don’t look back.
I’ll see you on the flip side.
See ya later, skater.
Nat knows how I feel.
I’ve obviously grown very fond of her.
This is so tragic.
Maybe we’ll see each other in the future, who knows?
I’m outta here.
-Thank you so much for... -Yeah.
...a wonderful season, and for giving me
the opportunity that I got.
I’ll forever be grateful.
I know I made the right choice.
You did an amazing job.
-Like... -Thanks, Cap.
Your growth through this period was incredible to witness.
You’re a great bosun, and I’d have you back any day.
Thank you, Cap, I wish you the best.
-Good luck. -Thank you.
Thank you.
Travel safely, and thank you for everything again.
Yeah. Thank you.
I joined the season as a deckhand
and I got promoted to bosun, and it was intense.
I’ve learned a lot about myself,
how I may come across
when I’m under a certain amount of stress.
My dream is to be a captain,
just doing dive and surf charters,
and just really living.
This season we went through a lot,
but to end how we ended was incredible.
In a perfect world, we learn through our mistakes.
This crew did that in so many different ways.
To grow is to succeed, and this season was a success.
Another one down.