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- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Oh!
- Oh, look at me.
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I want to see those tiny things again.
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- Oh!
- Ugh!
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Stay sexy. Stay sexy.
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Those tits.
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- Oh! OK. Yeah!
- They are so fucking tiny.
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May I...?
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Oh, yeah.
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Erm.
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Oh, God.
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There's always a stage
when someone's falling
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in love with you that
they lose their erection.
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They get confused, they panic,
the stakes get too high,
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the blood rushes from their dick
to their heart.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- And everything is fucked.
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Oh!
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What?
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Oh, no, I don't think Hillary
is going to want to hear this.
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Oh, go on.
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- No.
- Oh, go on.
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OK, an 11-year-old boy
was put in juvenile prison
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for repeatedly sticking
rubber ended pencils
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up his school hamster's arsehole.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Why would they do that?
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Apparently he liked it
when their eyes popped out.
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No, why would they send him away?
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He needs help.
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She was a surprising person.
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They shouldn't have just locked him up.
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He pencil-fucked a hamster.
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Yeah, but he's obviously not happy,
happy people wouldn't do things like that.
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- Fair point.
- And anyway,
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that's the very reason why they put
rubbers on the end of pencils.
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To fuck hamsters?
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No, because people make mistakes.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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- Look, about last night.
- Uh-oh.
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I don't usually connect with women.
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I know, that's what I like about you.
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Yeah, OK, erm.
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I, erm...
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Wow.
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This must be what insecure feels like.
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Actually, can we speak about this later?
I want to find the right words for you.
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I'll see you at the sexhibition?
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- Yeah, I'll see you there.
- I'm going to go to yoga.
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OK.
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- Marvellous.
- I'm so relieved you're here.
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Hi.
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And, hello, good looking.
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Hello.
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Thank you.
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- Well clung to.
- Thank you.
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Does it get very boring,
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everyone telling you how gorgeous
you are all the time?
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- A little.
- Should we, erm...
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Oh, yes, I won't forget this, I promise.
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Oh, sure. Is Claire here yet?
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No, not yet, you're an angel
for being here.
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Would you just hold on to that?
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There are bottles for topping up
on the little bar just inside.
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I'm the luckiest thing to have you.
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And, erm...
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...there.
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You're a natural.
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No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't
about me trying to get you all aroused,
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it's about the beauty of sex.
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And how it brings us all together.
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How it excites and connects,
how it opens people's minds,
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after all, sex got us all here.
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Sex brings life.
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I've been building this sexhibition
since I was 11 and a quarter,
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which is when I first climaxed
by accident on a bidet.
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The bidet is, of course,
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exhibited here, as are all of the pieces
from my first ever sexhibition.
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All apart from one.
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A few weeks ago one of my most delicate
pieces was stolen from my studio.
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But in a sense it was a blessing.
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In fact, her brutal snatching made me
think of the women of the world
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they've been robbed of their freedom,
of their happiness, and,
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in the saddest of cases,
of their bodies.
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So in many ways I have to thank
the thief for creating my most
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profound piece of work to date...
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A Woman Robbed.
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Now, I would ask you all to leave
your genitals at the door
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and bring your minds to these pieces.
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I don't believe people always think
about sex when they see a naked body,
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I believe they think about
their own minds, their own bodies,
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and their own power.
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And that's what this show
is really about...
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...it's about power.
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Thank you.
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Beautiful.
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Claire, it's me, just wondering
where you are,
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because I am very much here
and waiting for you.
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OK, bye.
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Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort
of stressed out version of me
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anywhere?
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Is it weird that my mouth's watering?
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It's really fantastic work,
honestly, it's amazing.
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Thank you so much.
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Yes, it's extraordinary.
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Really, really moving.
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Present. I'd love one
of these on my floor...
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...like a rug with perks.
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I'm sure you would, but it's very
securely nailed to the wall this evening.
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- Have you found your father yet?
- Oh, yes, I think he's by the coats.
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Oh, no, no, have you found
your father yet?
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It's just so very obvious to me.
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Yeah.
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- Oh, Connor.
- Whoops.
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Look, about this morning...
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Listen, what I was trying to say is...
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Here we go.
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I didn't realise this until
we were having sex earlier and
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- I lost my...
- Erection.
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- Erection.
- One more time.
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Erection.
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But it made me realise...
I'm in love.
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Oh.
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OK, I mean,
I don't really know what to...
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I don't want to have sex
with anyone else,
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and that's never happened to me before.
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I'm in love.
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And I need to tell her.
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Her?
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Yeah, we've been together
for a couple of months.
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And physically she just never satisfied
me, she has these really massive,
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bouncy tits that really
don't do anything for me.
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And you just kept turning up
like this sexy...
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...plank.
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And it confused me.
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I just don't think I should be fucking
around behind her back any more.
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I just thought I should say that I am
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sorry if I have
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led you on.
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Oh, no.
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God, no, my ex is due back
any day now anyway, so,
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it's erm...
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I'm happy for you.
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I... I knew you wouldn't give a shit.
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What can I say?
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I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.
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Cool.
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Never wear padding, OK?
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Claire, where are you?
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I can't survive much longer
in this sea of penises.
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I don't know anyone. And, so...
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Harry?
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Harry?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What did she do to you?
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We just, you know,
covered me in plaster and
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left me in the garden
for a couple of hours.
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Oh, God, hi.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm just going to go and browse around.
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It was really nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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That's... Elaine.
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We're...
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Did you see that really
good-looking guy that came in with me?
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No, but I saw a really good-looking
guy on his motorbike outside, why?
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Oh, yeah, that's, he, erm,
well, he and I...
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Oh! Great.
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Yeah, he just dumped me, so...
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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This is very... you.
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Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool
with us doing...
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...that.
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I don't... I don't know why she...
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...where's my penis?
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Oh, it's on the wall over there,
second from the left.
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Oh.
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I should probably go and find Elaine,
she doesn't like being left on her own.
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You've still got some stuff at the flat.
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I've been rolling around in my lingerie,
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all over it, waiting for you
to come and collect it.
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Yeah, I...
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Just your Tupperware,
and your TV, and your dinosaur plate.
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Oh, I got a new dinosaur plate,
but, erm...
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Yeah, but,
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thank you, but, you can keep those.
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Hey,
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do you still wank about me sometimes?
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No.
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Elaine.
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Claire. My God, it's been hell,
where have you been?
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I, erm...
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All parked up.
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Hello, you.
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We almost didn't make it, but, erm...
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We didn't want to let the old boy down.
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But, I thought...
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We're just going to do a quick
whizz around, to show our faces.
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OK, but...
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We're just going to do
a quick whizz around.
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Sorry, could you just, could you do
something with those? Thank you.
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Don't.
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Don't!
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The joys of butter-fingered staff.
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Stop making a spectacle of yourself
and clean that up.
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You clean that up.
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Apologise.
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I'm sorry.
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Turns out I'm not
such a natural after all.
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Oh, fuck off.
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I'm just going to say this once...
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I deserve to be happy,
I am allowed to move on,
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I have a good life
and I'm happy, all right?
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All right? If you don't mind...
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...I'm going to go and get...
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...my cardy from the car.
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It's a little chilly.
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I'm sorry you had to hear that...
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...but you did have to hear it.
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No, no, she'll do it.
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- What the fuck was that?
- What is he doing here?
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You're not going to Finland.
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Oh, God.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm helping.
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- He is...
- He didn't try to kiss you.
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He did.
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He says it was more
like the other way around.
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What?
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Well, that's just not true.
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No, fuck you.
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- Please don't...
- Claire. No, Claire,
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he came out into the garden...
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- I don't want to hear it.
- Claire, you have to believe me.
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How can I believe you?
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Because I'm your sister.
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After what you did to Boo?
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He slept with someone else, he said,
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he told me he fucked someone else.
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I'm sorry,
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but you just have to see it
from my point of view.
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Come on.
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I think I love him.
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I'm going to hurt myself,
I'm going to get hit by a bike,
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and then hurt my finger and then
he's going to have to come and see me
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in the hospital and be really sorry
for what he did.
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I don't know where you came from.
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What, you don't think we are the same?
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You have the same lines
on your forehead as me.
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Thank you for fixating on them.
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- And you're stubborn.
- Snap.
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- And sad.
- Not born sad.
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- Some people are.
- You weren't.
261
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No, I guess not.
262
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:21,579
Jesus, why do daughters get to say
that they're fucked up by their fathers
263
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when it's so often the other way round?
264
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,700
Why do you do that to yourself?
265
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Looks cool.
266
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:47,300
I think your mother would have admired
your little performance up there.
267
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,660
Do you ever think about her?
268
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Yeah.
269
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Do you think about your friend?
270
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- All the time.
- Well...
271
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I'm sorry.
272
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,380
I...
273
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...think you should go.
274
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'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come
to the phone right now,
275
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'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'
276
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:08,019
'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come
to the phone right now,
277
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,900
'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'
278
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Are you OK?
279
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Big night, then?
280
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Mmm.
281
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,100
What?
282
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:24,899
I thought in the application
for your loan it said you ran a cafe
283
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for guinea pigs.
284
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,499
That's why I thought it was funny.
I...
285
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,179
never thought guinea pigs needed...
286
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:33,220
It's guinea pig themed.
287
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,098
- OK.
- Yeah.
288
00:21:36,123 --> 00:21:37,598
- That makes sense.
- Yeah.
289
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Can I get you a cup of tea?
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I've run out.
291
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Coffee?
292
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Run out.
293
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,980
Well, I should probably be
heading back to the office.
294
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,299
Cafes are a very...
295
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difficult business.
296
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:12,980
You've certainly made this one very...
297
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...unique.
298
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I also fucked it into liquidation.
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OK.
300
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,100
And I fucked up my family.
301
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Did you?
302
00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:32,580
And I fucked my friend
by fucking her boyfriend.
303
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Right.
304
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:41,540
And sometimes I wish I didn't even
know that fucking existed.
305
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:46,259
And I know that my body, as it is now,
really is the only thing I have left,
306
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,500
and when that gets old and
unfuckable I may as well just kill it.
307
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:55,260
And somehow there isn't
anything worse...
308
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,860
...than someone
who doesn't want to fuck me.
309
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,380
I fuck everything...
310
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:08,620
...except for when I was in your office,
I really wasn't trying to have sex.
311
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:15,459
You know, everyone feels
like this a little bit,
312
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,219
and they're just not talking about it,
313
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:20,660
or I'm completely fucking alone...
314
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,580
...which isn't fucking funny.
315
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:36,380
Right, well...
316
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,260
...I should probably, erm...
317
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,420
...I should probably, erm...
318
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,300
...I should probably...
319
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,820
People make mistakes.
320
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,580
It's why they put rubbers
on the ends of pencils.
321
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:37,900
Is that a joke?
322
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:40,820
I don't know.
323
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:47,060
I think we should start
your interview again.
324
00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:51,979
Here?
325
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,299
Yeah.
326
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:55,179
Go on.
327
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,220
OK.
328
00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:59,340
Well, thank you for coming in.
329
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:02,820
No problem.
330
00:25:04,780 --> 00:25:07,380
I've read through your application form.
331
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:12,099
It says you run a cafe for guinea pigs.
332
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,820
Told you it was funny.
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