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Just put it back where you got it from, OK?
- No.

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Thank you for coming in today.
I've read your application.

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It was... funny.

4
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Your husband tried to kiss me on
your birthday.

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So, how did you two meet?

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He fucked me up the arse.

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So, is your business... surviving?

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The lease is up in a couple of days,

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and I don't think
I can really afford to...

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Sneaking a preview, are we?

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It's a sexhibition.

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Inspired by and moulded on your father.

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I will definitely be there.

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I'm leaving Martin. I'm going to
give you the money for the cafe,

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and I'm going to go to fucking Finland.
I'll see you at the sexhibition. Yeah.

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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- Oh!
- Oh, look at me.

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I want to see those tiny things again.

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Stay sexy. Stay sexy.

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Those tits.

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- OK. Yeah!
- They are so fucking tiny.

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May I...?

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Yeah.

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Oh, God.

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There's always a stage
when someone's falling

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in love with you that
they lose their erection.

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They get confused, they panic,
the stakes get too high,

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the blood rushes from their dick
to their heart.

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- Jesus.
- And everything is fucked.

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Synced and corrected by benaddicted
www.addic7ed.com

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What?

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No, I don't think Hillary
is going to want to hear this.

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Go on.

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- No.
- Go on.

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OK, an 11-year-old boy
was put in juvenile prison

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for repeatedly sticking
rubber ended pencils

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up his school hamster's arsehole.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Why would they do that?

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Apparently he liked it
when their eyes popped out.

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No, why would they send him away?

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He needs help.

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She was a surprising person.

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They shouldn't have just locked him up.

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He pencil-fucked a hamster.

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Yeah, but he's obviously not happy, happy
people wouldn't do things like that.

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- Fair point.
- And anyway,

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that's the very reason why they put
rubbers on the end of pencils.

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To fuck hamsters?

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No, because people make mistakes.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Look, about last night.

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I don't usually connect with women.

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I know, that's what I like about you.

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Yeah, OK.

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I...

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This must be what insecure feels like.

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Actually, can we speak about this later?
I want to find the right words for you.

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I'll see you at the sexhibition?

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- Yeah, I'll see you there.
- I'm going to go to yoga.

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OK.

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- Marvellous.
- I'm so relieved you're here.

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Hi.

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And, hello, good looking.

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Hello.

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Thank you.

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- Well clung to.
- Thank you.

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Does it get very boring,

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everyone telling you how gorgeous
you are all the time?

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- A little.
- Should we...

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Yes, I won't forget this, I promise.

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Sure. Is Claire here yet?

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No, not yet,
you're an angel for being here.

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Would you just hold on to that?

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There are bottles for topping up
on the little bar just inside.

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I'm the luckiest thing to have you.

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And...

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...there.

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You're a natural.

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No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't
about me trying to get you all aroused,

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it's about the beauty of sex.

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And how it brings us all together.

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How it excites and connects,
how it opens people's minds,

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after all, sex got us all here.

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Sex brings life.

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I've been building this sexhibition
since I was 11 and a quarter,

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which is when I first climaxed
by accident on a bidet.

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The bidet is, of course,

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exhibited here, as are all of the pieces
from my first ever sexhibition.

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All apart from one.

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A few weeks ago one of my most delicate
pieces was stolen from my studio.

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But in a sense it was a blessing.

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In fact, her brutal snatching made me
think of the women of the world

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they've been robbed of their freedom,
of their happiness, and,

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in the saddest of cases,
of their bodies.

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So in many ways I have to thank
the thief for creating my most

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profound piece of work to date...

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<i>A Woman Robbed</i>.

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Now, I would ask you all to leave
your genitals at the door

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and bring your minds to these pieces.

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I don't believe people always think
about sex when they see a naked body,

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I believe they think about
their own minds, their own bodies,

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and their own power.

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And that's what this show
is really about...

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...it's about power.

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Thank you.

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Beautiful.

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Claire, it's me,
just wondering where you are,

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because I am very much here
and waiting for you.

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OK, bye.

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Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort
of stressed out version of me

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anywhere?

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Is it weird that my mouth's watering?

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It's really fantastic work,
honestly, it's amazing.

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Thank you so much.

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Yes, it's extraordinary.

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Really, really moving.

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Present.
I'd love one of these on my floor...

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...like a rug with perks.

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I'm sure you would, but it's very
securely nailed to the wall this evening.

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- Have you found your father yet?
- Yes, I think he's by the coats.

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No, no, have you found your father yet?

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It's just so very obvious to me.

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Yeah.

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Connor.

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Look, about this morning...

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Listen, what I was trying to say is...

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Here we go. I didn't realise this
until we were having sex earlier and...

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- I lost my...
- Erection.

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- Erection.
- One more time.

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Erection.

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But it made me realise... I'm in love.

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OK, I mean,
I don't really know what to...

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I don't want to have sex
with anyone else,

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and that's never happened to me before.

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I'm in love.

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And I need to tell her.

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Her? Yeah, we've been together
for a couple of months.

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And physically she just never satisfied
me, she has these really massive,

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bouncy tits that really
don't do anything for me.

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And you just kept turning up
like this sexy...

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...plank.

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And it confused me.

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I just don't think I should be fucking
around behind her back any more.

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I just thought I should say that I am

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sorry if I have

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led you on.

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No.

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God, no, my ex is due back
any day now anyway, so,

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it's...

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I'm happy for you.

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I... I knew you wouldn't give a shit.

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What can I say?

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I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.

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Cool.

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Never wear padding, OK?

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Claire, where are you?

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I can't survive much longer
in this sea of penises.

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I don't know anyone. And, so...

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Harry?

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Harry?

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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What did she do to you?

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We just, you know,
covered me in plaster and

166
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left me in the garden
for a couple of hours.

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Oh, God, hi.

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00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,479
It's so good to see you.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm just going to go and browse around.

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It was really nice to meet you.

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You, too.

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That's... Elaine.

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We're... Did you see that really
good-looking guy that came in with me?

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No, but I saw a really good-looking
guy on his motorbike outside, why?

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Yeah, that's, he, well, he and I...

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Great.

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Yeah, he just dumped me, so...

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I'm sorry.

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This is very... you.

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Yeah, yeah,
she said you were cool with us doing...

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...that.

185
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,320
I don't... I don't know why she...

186
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...where's my penis?

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It's on the wall over there,
second from the left.

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I should probably go and find Elaine,
she doesn't like being left on her own.

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You've still got some stuff at the flat.

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I've been rolling around in my lingerie,

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all over it,
waiting for you to come and collect it.

192
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Yeah... Just your Tupperware
and your TV and your dinosaur plate.

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I got a new dinosaur plate, but...

194
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Yeah, but,

195
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thank you, but, you can keep those.

196
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Hey,

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do you still wank about me sometimes?

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No.

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Elaine.

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Claire. My God, it's been hell,
where have you been?

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00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,840
I...

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All parked up.

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Hello, you.

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We almost didn't make it, but...

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We didn't want to let the old boy down.

206
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,959
I thought...We're just going to do
a quick whizz around, to show our faces.

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OK, but...

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We're just going to do
a quick whizz around.

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Sorry, could you just, could you do
something with those? Thank you.

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(Don't)

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Don't!

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00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,559
The joys of butter-fingered staff.

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Stop making a spectacle of yourself
and clean that up.

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You clean that up.

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Apologise.

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00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,120
I'm sorry.

217
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,840
Turns out I'm not
such a natural after all.

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Fuck off.

219
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,200
I'm just going to say this once...

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I deserve to be happy,
I am allowed to move on,

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I have a good life and I'm happy,
all right?

222
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,000
All right? If you don't mind...

223
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,400
...I'm going to go and get...

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...my cardy from the car.

225
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,360
It's a little chilly.

226
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,680
I'm sorry you had to hear that...

227
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,880
...but you did have to hear it.

228
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,520
No, no, she'll do it.

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00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,560
- What the fuck was that?
- What is he doing here?

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You're not going to Finland.

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Oh, God.

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00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,359
What are you doing here?

233
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,400
I'm helping.

234
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,999
- He is...
- He didn't try to kiss you.

235
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He did. He says it was more
like the other way around.

236
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,040
What?

237
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,320
Well, that's just not true.

238
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,999
No, fuck you.

239
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,079
Claire. Please don't... No,
Claire, he came out into the garden...

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- I don't want to hear it.
- Claire, you have to believe me.

241
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,919
How can I believe you?

242
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,359
Because I'm your sister.

243
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,040
After what you did to Boo?

244
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,199
He slept with someone else, he said,

245
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,160
he told me he fucked someone else.

246
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,479
I'm sorry,

247
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,040
but you just have to see it
from my point of view.

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00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,000
Come on.

249
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,200
I think I love him.

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00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,959
I'm going to hurt myself,
I'm going to get hit by a bike,

251
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,639
and then hurt my finger and then
he's going to have to come and see me

252
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,480
in the hospital and be really sorry
for what he did.

253
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,920
I don't know where you came from.

254
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,799
What, you don't think we are the same?

255
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,840
You have the same lines
on your forehead as me.

256
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,879
Thank you for fixating on them.

257
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,560
- And you're stubborn.
- Snap.

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00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,359
- And sad.
- Not born sad.

259
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,119
- Some people are.
- You weren't.

260
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,680
No, I guess not.

261
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,479
Jesus, why do daughters get to say
that they're fucked up by their fathers

262
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,360
when it's so often the other way round?

263
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,600
Why do you do that to yourself?

264
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,720
Looks cool.

265
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,200
I think your mother would have admired
your little performance up there.

266
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,560
Do you ever think about her?

267
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,040
Yeah.

268
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,240
Do you think about your friend?

269
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,760
- All the time.
- Well...

270
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,680
I'm sorry.

271
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,280
I...

272
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,080
...think you should go.

273
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,679
'Hi, this is Boo.
I can't come to the phone right now,

274
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,840
'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'

275
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,919
'Hi, this is Boo.
I can't come to the phone right now,

276
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,800
'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'

277
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,960
Are you OK?

278
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,520
Big night, then?

279
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,000
What?

280
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:24,799
I thought in the application
for your loan it said you ran a cafe

281
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,840
for guinea pigs.

282
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,399
That's why I thought it was funny. I...

283
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,079
never thought guinea pigs needed...

284
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,120
It's guinea pig themed.

285
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,759
OK.
Yeah. That makes sense.

286
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,800
Yeah.

287
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,120
Can I get you a cup of tea?

288
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,039
I've run out.

289
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,080
Coffee?

290
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,640
Run out.

291
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,880
Well, I should probably be
heading back to the office.

292
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,199
Cafes are a very...

293
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,480
difficult business.

294
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,880
You've certainly made this one very...

295
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,200
...unique.

296
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,080
I also fucked it into liquidation.

297
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,000
OK.

298
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,000
And I fucked up my family.

299
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,279
Did you?

300
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,480
And I fucked my friend
by fucking her boyfriend.

301
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,760
Right.

302
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,440
And sometimes I wish I didn't even
know that fucking existed.

303
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,159
And I know that my body, as it is now,
really is the only thing I have left,

304
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,400
and when that gets old and
unfuckable I may as well just kill it.

305
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,160
And somehow there isn't
anything worse...

306
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,760
...than someone
who doesn't want to fuck me.

307
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,280
I fuck everything...

308
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:08,520
...except for when I was in your office,
I really wasn't trying to have sex.

309
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,359
You know,
everyone feels like this a little bit,

310
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,119
and they're just not talking about it,

311
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,560
or I'm completely fucking alone...

312
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,480
...which isn't fucking funny.

313
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,280
Right, well...

314
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,160
...I should probably...

315
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,320
...I should probably...

316
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,200
...I should probably...

317
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,720
People make mistakes.

318
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,480
It's why they put rubbers
on the ends of pencils.

319
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,800
Is that a joke?

320
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:40,720
I don't know.

321
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,960
I think we should start
your interview again.

322
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,879
Here?

323
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,199
Yeah.

324
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,079
Go on.

325
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,120
OK.

326
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,240
Well, thank you for coming in.

327
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,720
No problem.

328
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,280
I've read through your application form.

329
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,999
It says you run a cafe for guinea pigs.

330
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,720
Told you it was funny.

331
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