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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour.

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Here's to love!

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To love!

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Congratulations, you assholes!

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I don't need you... to do
anything, thank you.

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I just had a little...
What? What, darling?

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..miscarriage.

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Unless you can find a way to stop
this horrendous wedding.

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You come in showing off about
your miscarriage,

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like you didn't even want
the one you had.

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What was that?

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It wasn't a fox, was it?

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Hi! Oh!

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- How do you two know each other?
- Oh, we are partners.

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I didn't want my husband's baby.

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It's like a goldfish out
the bowl sort of thing.

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Oh, my God, Claire,
I love your hair!

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If it didn't want to be in there,
it didn't want to be in there.

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Something wasn't right.

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Uh, I've changed my mind
about the wedding.

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I can't let them down like that.

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I leave tomorrow, so...

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I can't have sex with you,
because I'll fall in love with you.

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And if I fall in love with you,
I won't burst into flames,

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but my life will be fucked.

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What?

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Mm.

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What are you thinking?

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I just...

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Come on.

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..I just... Come on.

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..I just can't believe you did that.

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I know.

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So good to see you!
We're over the moon.

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Good to see you! Love the shirt.
Who was that?

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Is this the, um... Don't!

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It'll come off.

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Thank you.

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What's happening with the priest?

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Oh, hi. Oh!

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Nothing.

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Ooooh! So good of you
to come and get me!

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Get you? See me!

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Hi, Jake. Where's Claire?

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Just there.

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Your dad's just down there.

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Nice skirts.

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Do you need me to say
anything emotional about today?

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No, no. I think we're all right,
thanks. We're good.

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Do you want tequila?
I'm going to get one.

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Hi. Hi! Nice to...

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How was Klare?

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Well, he's crazy about me.

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So, that's a nightmare.

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Nightmare. He's back to Finland
today, anyway, which is good.

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It's fine, it's totally fine.
Sounds like it's fine. It is.

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It's going to be
a lovely day, isn't it?

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I'm afraid so.

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This is my very interesting
friend Daniel, who's deaf.

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I picked him up at a student
gallery opening.

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Utterly fascinating.

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Can't hear a thing,

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but is a fabulous physical
communicator through hands and lips.

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Oh, I love that!

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And this is my extraordinary friend
Francine, she's a lesbian.

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And this is Asif, my bisexual,
Syrian refugee friend,

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who you haven't actually
met yet, darling.

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And, Asif, this is, um...

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..oh, my God.

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This is... this is...

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..God, how extraordinary. I just,
I always call you darling.

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This is the love of my life!

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Hi.

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Is there somewhere I can put this?

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We said no presents!
Oh, you're such a sweetheart.

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She's a natural rule breaker.

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Not today!

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Ah, well I've been trying
to get rid of it for ages.

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Oh!

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Thank you.

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I'm going to open it over a bin,

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so I've got somewhere
to put the paper.

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Um, come with me!

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Uh, are you short on staff
or where, do you need me, or...?

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No, I just wondered if you had
a little show planned?

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What? Well, you normally do.

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And I wondered if there was anything

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I might need to know about,
that might happen later?

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No.

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Good.

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Well, let me know
if you change your mind.

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Because today is the most
important day of my life

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and I love your father very much.

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And I imagine you'd rather have me
looking after him in the years to

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come than having to do it yourself.

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So... no more miscarriages.

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It's worth a lot.

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So...

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Thank you.

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I'll go and put her
straight back on her shelf.

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Do you know, I often thought it
strange that of all my pieces

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you chose to take her.

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Why?

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She was based on your mother.

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So nice to have her
back in the house.

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Oh! OH, FUCK! Oh, God. Fuck,
you're here. Oh, Jesus.

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I thought you were a fox.

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You're not.

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No, are you? I didn't know you
were...

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No, no, I'm fine, sorry.

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No, I just didn't want to,
I'm practising the homily.

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How's it going? Not good, not good.
I can't, I can't...

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You look lovely.

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Thank you. So do you.

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Wait till you see me in the full
shebang, you're going to lose

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your fucking mind.

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We just need to get through this bit
and then we can...

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..we can... Yeah.

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Better get changed.

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Yeah, good luck.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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You have lipstick all over...
Oh, fucking hell.

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That would not look good,
has it gone?

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Where?

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Oh, fucking hell.

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I don't know, I don't know...

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..oh, I don't know
what this feeling is.

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Is it God or is it me?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Fuck you, then.

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Where's your priest?

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I don't know.

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You OK?

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Yes, well, um...

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I hate my husband and the man
I love is on his way to Finland,

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so pretty weird.

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Oh! Way to upstage the bride!

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Tried my best.

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Cute dress.

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Oh, look. Woooo!

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This is our very chic priest.

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Oh, good, I was aiming for chic!

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It's particularly
good around the, uh...

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Thank you.

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Father, you remember Martin.

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Hey, how you doing, man?

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Bit nervous, Martin.

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And you know Jake.

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Yes, hello, Jake. How are you?

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And this is my very interesting
friend Lucy, who is a surrogate.

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Hello.

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Weird. And this is my
unstable step-daughter,

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who's had a miscarriage.

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Nice to see you again.

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But you knew that, you were there.

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It was my miscarriage.

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What?

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It was my fucking miscarriage.

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Yes, I thought
you'd find that funny.

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How interesting.

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She was just covering for me.

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We were pregnant?

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For a few weeks, yes.

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It was my baby? Sorry, so
you haven't had a miscarriage?

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No, sorry.

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Wait, what the fuck
is going on here?!

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It was, it was my baby?

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I guess it was your
baby's way of saying

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it didn't want you as it's father.

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Like a goldfish out of the bowl
sort of thing.

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Ohh!

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Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage,
could you take it to the kitchen, please?

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No! Don't follow me, Jake.

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Oh, and this is over.

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You're leaving me.

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No, no, no. Yes!

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Are you drunk?

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Yes. Are you sober?

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A bit. Could you just fuck off?

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Oh, absolutely not! OK, no, no.
I'm staying right here.

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I want you to leave me.

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Listen to me, I just, I have...

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I think he has a little speech.

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..I have a little speech
that's building here.

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Now, I know you look at me and you
see a bad man with a big beard.

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You are an alcoholic and you
tried it on with my sister.

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Fine.

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I tried to kiss your sister
on her birthday.

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MY birthday!

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Fine! I mix up birthdays
and I have an alcohol problem,

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just like everyone else
in this fucking country.

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But I am here and I do things.

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I pick up Jake up from shit,
I make dessert for Easter,

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I organise the downstairs toilet,
I fired the humming cleaner.

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You enjoyed that.

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I hoover the car.

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I put up all your certificates

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and I don't make you feel
guilty for not having sex with me.

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I AM NOT A BAD GUY!

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I just have a bad personality,
it's not my fault.

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Some people are born
with fucked personalities.

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Look at Jake.

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He is so creepy, it's not his fault!

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WHY the bassoon!?

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You want to know what
the bassoon is!?

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It's a CRY FOR HELP!

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The main fucking problem here
is that you don't like me.

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And that has been breaking
my fucking heart for 11 years.

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I love you.

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I make you laugh.

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I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.

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You said that that was the most
important thing!

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I think the thing that you hate
the most about yourself

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is that you actually love me.

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So, I am not going to leave you,

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until you are down on
your knees begging me.

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Please, leave me.

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Oh, man.

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I didn't think you'd do
that in that dress.

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Right. Well...

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..I guess the only thing
left for me to say is...

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..fuck you.

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Fuck you.

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What have you done with him?

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Who? Your father.

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The wedding is about the start
and no-one can find him anywhere.

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Um... Can you do something?

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Please.

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Please.

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Please!

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Garden. Upstairs. OK.

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Dad?

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Dad.

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I can't get out.

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OK, Dad, you can.

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I can't! It's a trap.

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I'm stuck. No, Dad... I just,
there's nothing I can do.

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..everyone will understand.

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Just give them all a bottle
to take home.

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Honestly, they, they'll be relieved.

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My foot... is stuck.

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Oh.

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Everyone will understand?

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Um...

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W-will you help me, please?

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How is it stuck...? Just,
just help me get it out.

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I'm going to be in so much trouble.

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What are you doing up here?

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I... I just remembered
that I'd left a...

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a friendly mouse trap up here a few
weeks ago and I hadn't checked it.

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And I just wanted to make sure that
one little chap hadn't got, uh,

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trapped in it and was, uh,
was suffocating up here.

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I think I've worked out
what we need to do.

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Let's... Let's do it.

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Do it.

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Darling!

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I'll do it if you tell me
why you're up here.

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Just one honest answer.

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I, what, what? I, I don't think...

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One full sentence.

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I was checking on the mouse.

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00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,400
Dad?

265
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,560
Do you want to make a run for it?
I can smuggle you out

266
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,840
in one of mum's dresses.
You would, as well.

267
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,240
Look, I-I know she's not...

268
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,400
..everyone's cup of tea.

269
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,040
And neither are you, darling.

270
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:31,640
I mean, I'm sorry, I love you,
but I'm not sure that I like you...

271
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,680
ALL the time.

272
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,400
Sorry.

273
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,920
Hey, you created this monster.

274
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,080
You're not the way you are
because of me.

275
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,360
I know.

276
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,560
You're the way you are
because of her.

277
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,880
And it's those bits
that you need to cling to.

278
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,240
Right, can you get my shoe out?

279
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,800
I just want you
all to be proud of me.

280
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,480
We are proud of you, Dad.

281
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,480
You have two daughters who love you,
even if you don't like them.

282
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,680
Argh!

283
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,160
I like Claire.

284
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,880
Jesus, Dad!

285
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,800
Thank you.

286
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560
OK.

287
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,360
Come on.

288
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,760
I-I don't think I can.

289
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,320
Come on.

290
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,360
Buck up.

291
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,960
Smiles, charm, off we go.

292
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,840
I think you know how to love
better than any of us.

293
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,840
That's why you find it
all so painful.

294
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,760
I don't find it painful.

295
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,240
(They're there.)

296
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,080
OK, go, go, go, go.

297
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,080
OK, Dad.

298
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,320
No, no, no. Stay with me.

299
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,480
Stay.

300
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,680
Darling!

301
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,280
Oh, sorry.

302
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,520
Good afternoon, everybody.

303
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,760
Thank you for coming today,
to celebrate the love between

304
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,360
these two very special people.

305
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,080
Before we start, uh, Jake
has asked to play another piece

306
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,440
on his bassoon.

307
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,720
I can't do this reading.

308
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,360
Don't do it. What?

309
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,800
I'll do it.

310
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,120
You go and get him.

311
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,280
I can't go and get him.

312
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,760
Why not?

313
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,960
It's too late.

314
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,840
I can't leave my father's wedding.

315
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,600
He's called "Klare" for God's sake

316
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,800
and he's already at
the airport, anyway.

317
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,200
Well, there you go.

318
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400
Is it running through
the airport kind of love?

319
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,720
I'm not going to the airport.

320
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,320
He'd think I was insane.

321
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,480
I'm just saying... The airport.
How would I even find him?

322
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,600
You can't get through security
without a boarding pass.

323
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,920
No, I wasn't suggesting...

324
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,160
I'd have to buy a dummy ticket
just to get through the gate.

325
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,480
I don't know when his flight is
or which terminal.

326
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,960
Imagine if I knew that.

327
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,320
Imagine him finding out
I knew all that.

328
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,960
Imagine if he was just in Boots
buying a pair of tweezers

329
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,920
in Terminal 5 and
suddenly I was there,

330
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,320
"Hello, Klare."

331
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,800
Yeah, OK, that would be intense.

332
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,760
The only person I'd run
through an airport for is you.

333
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,200
Thank you, Jake, for that
beautiful bassoon piece.

334
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,640
Uh, written especially for today.

335
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,040
I believe it's called...

336
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,560
..Where's Claire.

337
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,880
I think what you guys
are doing is amazing.

338
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,120
Sorry.

339
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,320
Oh! Fuck me.

340
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,560
I'm sorry, didn't get much
sleep last night.

341
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,720
So, it turns out it's quite
hard to come up with something

342
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,360
original to say about love.

343
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,040
But I've had a go.

344
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,640
Love is awful!

345
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,560
It's awful.

346
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,000
It's painful.

347
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,040
It's frightening.

348
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,800
Makes you doubt yourself,
judge yourself.

349
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,320
Distance yourself from the
other people in your life.

350
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,040
Make you selfish.

351
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,400
Makes you creepy!

352
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,480
Makes you obsessed with your hair.

353
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,160
Makes you cruel!

354
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,800
Makes you say and do things
you never thought you would do!

355
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,880
There's something wrong
with your priest.

356
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,960
It's all any of us want
and it's hell when we get there!

357
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,080
So, no wonder it's something
we don't want to do on our own.

358
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,640
I was taught if
we're born with love,

359
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
then life is about choosing
the right place to put it.

360
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,120
People talk about that a lot.

361
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,400
It "feeling right".
"When it feels right it's easy."

362
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,120
But I'm not sure that's true.

363
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,480
It takes strength
to know what's right.

364
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,600
And love isn't something
that weak people do.

365
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,240
Being a romantic takes
a hell of a lot of hope.

366
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,240
I think what they mean is...

367
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,920
..when you find somebody
that you love...

368
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,840
..it feels like hope.

369
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,880
Go out the side way, now.

370
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,880
So, thank you for bringing us
all together here today.

371
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,480
To take words
from this book of love,

372
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,400
be strong and take heart,

373
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,240
all you who hope in the Lord.

374
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,240
Um, let's get on with the big bit.

375
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,480
Oh, there you are.

376
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,760
Hi.

377
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,240
Fuck it.

378
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,320
Thank you.

379
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,680
And thank you.

380
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,240
Oh, the, uh, the priest
is looking for you.

381
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,680
Oh.

382
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,040
Don't break his heart.

383
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,680
Oh, thank you so much. Hiya.
Oh, are you leaving?

384
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,520
Oh, actually, well,
I thought you were...

385
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,160
I was changing. Oh, yeah.

386
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,640
What do you do? Do you get the,
get the bus or...?

387
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,720
Yeah, I get the bus.

388
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,360
On the road? Just on the road.

389
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,880
I go on the bus. Cool. OK.

390
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,560
Well, bye, my daughter.

391
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,520
Bye, Father.

392
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,440
Bye, Father.

393
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,280
Goodbye. Bye.

394
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,840
You nailed it.

395
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,680
They always lie,
it'll magically come in a minute.

396
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,040
Yeah.

397
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,480
They're really into each other,
those two, it's nice.

398
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,720
They really pulled it off.

399
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,394
Was your sister OK?
She seemed... Yeah, she,

400
00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:52,920
um, she had to run off...
a bit on edge.

401
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,240
..to a work thing. Wow, dedicated!

402
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,360
Addicted.

403
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,760
It's God, isn't it?

404
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,080
Yeah.

405
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,480
Damn.

406
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,520
Damn.

407
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,760
You know, the worst thing is...

408
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,440
..that I fucking love you.

409
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,160
I love you.

410
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,920
No, no, don't.

411
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,800
No, let's just leave that out there
just for a second on its own.

412
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,880
I love you.

413
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,960
It'll pass.

414
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,000
This bus is not magically coming.

415
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,680
I think I'll walk. OK.

416
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,520
Uh, see you Sunday?

417
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,120
I'm joking. You're never ever
allowed in my church again.

418
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,320
I love you, too.

419
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,720
OK.

420
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,000
Ugh!

421
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,680
This Feeling by Alabama Shakes

422
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,640
♪ I just kept hoping

423
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,560
♪ I just kept hoping

424
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,000
♪ The way would become clear... ♪

425
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,720
He went that way.

426
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,960
♪ ..I spent all this time

427
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,120
♪ Trying to play it nice

428
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,160
♪ I found my way here

429
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,640
♪ See, I've been having me
a real hard time

430
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,560
♪ But it feels so nice

431
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,920
♪ To know I'm going to be all right

432
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,440
♪ So I just kept dreaming

433
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,600
♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming

434
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,640
♪ It wasn't very hard

435
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,840
♪ I spent all this time

436
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,240
♪ Trying to figure out why

437
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,000
♪ Nobody on my side

438
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,720
♪ See, I've been having me
a real good time

439
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,480
♪ And it feels so nice

440
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,360
♪ To know I'm going to be all right

441
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,440
♪ Yeah, if I wanted to

442
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:59,800
♪ I'd be all right. ♪