1 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,139 [***] 2 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,426 My father's not a dick. 3 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,428 He was always there. 4 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,500 Last month, he had to go to New York for a conference. 5 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,300 But he came back two days early 6 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,432 because he didn't want to miss the playoffs. 7 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,397 [***] 8 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:17,145 [CROWD CHEERS] 9 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,759 [CROWD YELLING, CLAPPING] 10 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,588 Come on. Come on. 11 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,801 Safe! 12 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,611 [CHEERS, APPLAUSE] 13 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,183 [BALL PINGS OFF BAT] 14 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,445 MATTHEW: Stay inside the ball, son. 15 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,154 Hit through it. 16 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:01,694 Like that. 17 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,726 And after everything that happened... 18 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,631 I think my father would be proud of me. 19 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,139 [***] 20 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,654 MATTHEW: Okay, I got it. 21 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,679 1977 World Series. 22 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,346 Yankees over Dodgers, four to two. 23 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,615 Yeah. Center field? 24 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,224 Center field: Mickey Rivers. 25 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,627 Left field: Roy White. Right field: Reggie Jackson. 26 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,789 The catcher? 27 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,633 Ah! 28 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,504 [CHUCKLES] Thur... 29 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,444 Oh, Thurman Munson. Thurman Munson. 30 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,739 Very good, very good. Come on. 31 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,641 It's getting late. You win. 32 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,913 Hunker down. 33 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,311 [ZIPPER RASPS] 34 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,476 What? 35 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,756 Nothing. All good. 36 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,630 Good night, son. I love you. 37 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:16,963 Dad? 38 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,367 Yeah? 39 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,699 Can I ask you something? 40 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:22,999 Sure. 41 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,706 Anything? 42 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,408 Yeah. 43 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,422 What's the maximum number of pitches, 44 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,351 not counting foul balls past two strikes 45 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,817 that a pitcher can deliver to a batter 46 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,894 without seeing a new batter come to the plate? 47 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,533 Uh...six. 48 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,729 Wrong, sir. Wrong. 49 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,531 The answer is 11. 50 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,303 Yes, the batter starts out 51 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,702 with a man on first and two outs. 52 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,443 The count goes to three and two, 53 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,268 no counting foul balls past this point. 54 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,744 The pitcher picks off the runner at first, the inning's over. 55 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,312 And the next inning starts where the last inning left off, 56 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,042 with the same pitcher facing the same batter 57 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,976 for another count, which is five pitches. 58 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:08,052 And then he gets the batter out or not 59 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,851 on the payoff pitch. 60 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:13,393 [RUMBLING OVERHEAD] 61 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,403 [***] 62 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,442 NEWSCASTER [ON RADIO]: Authorities from the NOAA and NASA have verified 63 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,505 the lights in the sky are actually the result 64 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:37,914 of a cluster of meteoroids 65 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,675 that cut a swath across the Midwest 66 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:43,083 from the Canadian border to southern Illinois. 67 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:46,886 Fireballs followed by sonic booms were reported 68 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,090 near Winoka, Minnesota and on the outskirts of Chicago, 69 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,032 the Illinois State Police are investigating multiple reports 70 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,499 of similar activities and lights in the sky. 71 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,959 You sure you don't want to come in? 72 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,709 [LOUD WHIRRING] 73 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,747 [INDISTINCT ROCK SONG PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 74 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:16,923 Hello. 75 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,363 Hello! 76 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:28,003 Nasty out there. 77 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,358 Unleaded. 78 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,874 Gonna get some provisions too. 79 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,966 [GAME BEEPING] 80 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,540 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 81 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:49,077 [***] 82 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,831 Don't be mad. 83 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,033 What? All they had was... 84 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,039 a bratwurst with mustard. 85 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,438 Super-hot Cheetos. Yoo-hoos. 86 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,172 That's it. No tofu. 87 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,806 No disgusting hairy quinoa salad. 88 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,514 Can you make an exception please? 89 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,646 I guess. 90 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,793 Mom is not gonna be happy. 91 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:31,728 Nope. 92 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:32,889 [***] 93 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,054 We missed you. 94 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,479 [GRUNTS] 95 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,084 MOTHER: You guys have a good time? 96 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,786 Yeah, it was awesome. 97 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:58,988 Awesome. 98 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,089 You should come next time. 99 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,561 Dinner will be ready in a bit. 100 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,020 I'm not hungry. 101 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,857 We might've stopped off for a little healthy snack. 102 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:09,034 I'm gonna shoot some baskets. Charlie, can--? 103 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,132 How was it? 104 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,696 We survived. 105 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:18,666 Survival is good. 106 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:19,966 Let me help you with those. 107 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,780 You see that meteor shower last night? 108 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,812 Yeah, I was up all night. 109 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,247 The neighbor's dog was freaked out. 110 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,121 He ran away. They can't find him. 111 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,620 Which neighbor? 112 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:32,852 The German Shepherd. 113 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,085 That dog always freaked me out too. 114 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,091 You didn't tell him. 115 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,096 No. 116 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,731 [***] 117 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,184 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 118 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,806 Hey, can you talk? 119 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,648 WOMAN: Dylan, get off that computer right now. 120 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,864 [SIGHS] 121 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,659 Hey, did you brush your teeth? 122 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,592 MOTHER: He has to brush! 123 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,797 You do a good job? 124 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,529 Come on. It's late. Let's go. 125 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,495 Big day tomorrow. Hmm? 126 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,035 CHARLIE: What if I don't make it? 127 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,171 Well, you might. 128 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,706 I don't know. I did the math. 129 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,612 There's only 14 spots for All-Stars, 130 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,214 and there are 15 guys better than me. 131 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,645 And? 132 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,951 I might not. 133 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,922 "It ain't over till it's over." 134 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,950 Yogi Berra. That's right. 135 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:43,716 Look at him. He wasn't the smartest guy or the fastest guy. 136 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,187 But he had something 137 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:47,085 that a lot of those better guys didn't have. 138 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,027 He had a big heart. 139 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,862 Just do your best. 140 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,568 But you love watching baseball. 141 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,170 No, I love watching you love baseball. 142 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,608 Okay? 143 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,870 I love you. 144 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,178 I love you too. Lights out. 145 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,878 Dad? 146 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,819 "The future ain't what it used to be." 147 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,071 [***] 148 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,211 [NOTIFICATION CHIMES] 149 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,058 [NOTIFICATION CHIMES] 150 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,859 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 151 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,195 MOTHER: Why didn't you tell him? 152 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,242 Because I didn't. 153 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,071 [***] 154 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,936 It'll kill him. 155 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,075 You know? Is that what you want? 156 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,250 What do you want? 157 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,724 Maybe I'll move into the garage. 158 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,950 The garage? 159 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,846 At least I'd be around here. 160 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,737 What are we gonna do? 161 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,410 [LOUD CLATTER] 162 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,814 Shit. 163 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,676 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 164 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,845 [COMPUTER CHIMES] 165 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,027 [DOOR CLOSES] 166 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,401 [OBJECTS CLATTER] 167 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:12,744 [***] 168 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,975 Hey. 169 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,723 [WHIMPERS] You're a very strange dog. 170 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,423 Come on. Go home. 171 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,858 Get. 172 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,260 [RUMBLING OVERHEAD] 173 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,125 [***] 174 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,365 [THUNDER CRASHES] 175 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,752 [ALARM BEEPS] 176 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:06,158 [***] 177 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,533 * I was holding onto you 178 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,932 CHARLIE: Did you do it? Did it work? 179 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,495 Yes. 180 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,973 CHARLIE: I don't know how you put up with your brother. 181 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,943 Henry is such an asshole. 182 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,441 Hey. 183 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,272 Did you guys hear about Della Holleb? 184 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,478 No. She's been sexting 185 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,139 with Randy Thall. 186 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,107 She sent him pictures of her in a bathing suit. 187 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,416 Yeah, so what? She has boobs. 188 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,378 She went to sleep away camp at Chipinaw 189 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,947 and came back with big ones. 190 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,015 Yeah, that kind of stuff happens in Wisconsin. 191 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,294 It's the land of boobs. 192 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,922 True. My cousin lives in Milwaukee. 193 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,127 Even he has them. 194 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,988 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 195 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,304 What's going on? Where is everybody? 196 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,131 Three-day weekend? 197 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,466 That's not fair. 198 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,240 Maybe I'm gonna be sick tomorrow. 199 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,169 Maybe we're all gonna be sick tomorrow. 200 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,005 [DOOR OPENS] 201 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,781 TEACHER: Pass up your weekend assignments. 202 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,048 [***] 203 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,400 The Viking age is the period 204 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,572 from the late eighth to the mid-11th century. 205 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:26,342 And although the Vikings were seen as brutal raiders, 206 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,083 many historical documents suggest 207 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,139 that their invasion was a retaliation 208 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,908 in response to the violence from Christians 209 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,277 toward pagan peoples. 210 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,016 You guys wanna hang out after school? 211 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,321 [WHISPERS] I can't. I got to be home. 212 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,463 Kind of nervous about All-Stars. 213 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,219 TEACHER: Mr. Cotrell. 214 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,558 Yeah? 1066. 215 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,296 1066? 216 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,530 Yes. 217 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,441 The year the English beat the Vikings against all odds 218 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,310 and sent them back to their own home 219 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,979 in just the remaining 24 of the 300 long ships. 220 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,452 Precisely, Mr. Cotrell. Precisely. 221 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,220 It was called the Battle of Stamford Bridge. 222 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,890 Now, ironically, three weeks later, 223 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,490 the English army was defeated in the Battle of Hastings. 224 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,929 Wash your hands, Charlie. 225 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,501 Mom, I'm not eating. Just drinking. 226 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,999 Homework. 227 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,032 [***] 228 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,284 Yes. Yes. 229 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,312 Yes. 230 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,348 [BEEPING] 231 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,623 I made it. 232 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,391 Surprise. 233 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,559 Where's Dylan? 234 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,218 He's off electronics for a month. 235 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,527 Seems someone fucked up my iPhone alarm, 236 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,029 and I was late for school. 237 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,201 You want me to give him a message? 238 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,599 Actually, I got a message for you. 239 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,001 What? 240 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,673 Tomorrow, I'm gonna catch you 241 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,101 and beat the shit out of you. 242 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,281 [GARAGE DOOR OPENS] 243 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,223 [***] 244 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,259 [KNOCKS ON WINDOW] 245 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,515 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 246 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,036 [***] 247 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,207 [LOW RUMBLING] 248 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,680 [GLASS SHATTERS] 249 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,403 [DOOR CLOSES] 250 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,304 Charlie? 251 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,736 MATTHEW: I am starved. 252 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,192 MOTHER: I didn't know you were joining us. 253 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,621 Is that okay? 254 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,655 [***] 255 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,131 MOTHER: Yes. 256 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,310 Come on, Charlie. 257 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,311 Honey, why don't you go sit down? 258 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,403 You gonna eat standing up? 259 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,213 You know what? I was thinking about Christmas vacation. 260 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,740 It occurred to me, 261 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,814 maybe we should plan a big trip, really get away. 262 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,484 Family time. 263 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,453 What would you think 264 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:05,552 about the Galapagos Islands? 265 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,745 The Galapagos? 266 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,357 The cradle of life. 267 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,419 You want to go to the Galapagos Islands? 268 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,788 Well, I vaguely remember 269 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,325 you always wanting to go to the Galapagos. 270 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,403 What do you think, Charlie? 271 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,301 Hmm? 272 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,470 The other one. 273 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,174 What, honey? 274 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,133 [***] 275 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,265 Can you pass the quinoa, please? 276 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,206 What's up with him? 277 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,620 [DOOR LOCK CLICKS] 278 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,398 [KNOCKS] 279 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,338 Come on, Charlie. 280 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,240 Open the door. 281 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,843 [DOORKNOB RATTLES] 282 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,206 MATTHEW I don't know why you're acting like this. 283 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,476 Can't we talk about it? 284 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,520 Charlie. 285 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,951 Matthew. 286 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,945 Give him his space. 287 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,929 [***] 288 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,514 [DOG BARKING DISTANTLY] 289 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,542 MOTHER: Thank you. 290 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,283 Thank you? 291 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,280 For trying tonight. 292 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,677 Why wouldn't I try? 293 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,893 Why don't you let me finish this up. 294 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,836 [***] 295 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,909 [***] 296 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,470 What are you doing here, dickhead? 297 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,903 Tell me what's going on, 298 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,507 or I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 299 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,810 Let me get this straight. 300 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,041 Your old man shot rays out of his eyes? 301 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,846 Not my dad, this thing. 302 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,008 This thing that's your old man. 303 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,477 This thing that looks like my dad, yes. 304 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:33,017 This thing that looks like your dad shot a ray out of his eyes? 305 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,552 Not his eyes. 306 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,487 And ate your dad? 307 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,563 Kind of. I don't know. 308 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,591 Either you saw him eat your old man or you didn't. 309 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,597 I'm not sure what I saw. 310 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,859 Hey, at least you got a father. 311 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,597 Dylan hasn't been the same since our old man left for New York 312 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,574 to pursue "an alternative lifestyle." 313 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,902 Won't say one fucking word, right, Dylan? 314 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,768 [DOOR OPENS] WOMAN: Are you boys down there? 315 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,107 Yes, Mom. WOMAN: Charlie's father is here. 316 00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:59,853 Shitballs. 317 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,519 NEWSCASTER 1 [ON RADIO]: The White House today confirmed-- 318 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:06,019 * Cause I get high 319 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:12,492 [RAPIDLY CHANGING STATIONS] 320 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:13,955 NEWSCASTER 2 [ON RADIO]: The second amendment-- 321 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,833 [RAPIDLY CHANGING STATIONS] 322 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,032 * But I guess-- 323 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,203 [RAPIDLY CHANGING STATIONS] 324 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:25,812 [***] 325 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,836 [DOORKNOB JIGGLES] 326 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:56,904 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING ON TV] 327 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,099 Mom? 328 00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:01,701 Morning, Charlie. 329 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,174 How did you sleep? 330 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,707 I made you breakfast. 331 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:09,637 I'm not hungry. 332 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,276 Well, people have to eat. It's your favorite. 333 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:14,611 Pancakes, blueberry. 334 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,847 CHARLIE: I don't like blueberries. 335 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,148 Is that right? 336 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,155 Morning, honey. 337 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,890 Hi. Here's your lunch, sweetheart. 338 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,925 Try not to leave the water bottle at school. 339 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,330 MATTHEW: Did you know Charlie doesn't like blueberries. 340 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,832 MOTHER: Yeah. Mom, can you drive me today? 341 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,095 No, not today, sweetheart. I have clients back to back. 342 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,904 I can take him. 343 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,766 Mom... 344 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:41,305 please. 345 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,680 [***] 346 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,345 What's going on? 347 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,252 We need to leave here. 348 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,854 What? We need to leave here 349 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,586 and never come back. You're not safe. 350 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,892 Honey-- Mom, I know everything. 351 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,764 I know Dad was thinking about moving out. 352 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,932 I know you weren't happy. Charlie. 353 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,601 There's nothing I want more than for us to go to the Galapagos 354 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:07,101 and all kinds of places. Okay. Look. 355 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,873 Things are complicated right now. 356 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,601 We're trying to figure it out. 357 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,907 And sometimes it is hard to understand, 358 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,869 and it must make you feel afraid. 359 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,107 But you're not alone. 360 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:17,782 I'm not afraid of being alone. 361 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,680 Lots of kids see their parents split up. 362 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,752 I'm talking about my father isn't who you think he is. 363 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,682 He's my father, but he's not my father 364 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,847 because my father is a fucking alien. 365 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,016 Charlie. 366 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,122 Enough. 367 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,966 Oh, sorry. 368 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:43,141 The other. 369 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,313 I hear your dad is a mutant zombie. 370 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,011 Where did you hear that? 371 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,713 Peretti's brother. 372 00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:54,805 His brother told my brother. 373 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,077 You okay? 374 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,785 I mean, you are you, right? 375 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,988 Uh, did he eat your mother's brains? 376 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:04,391 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 377 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:09,899 [SIREN WAILING DISTANTLY] 378 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,629 I guess Dashiell really did it, huh? 379 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,230 BOY: Hey! 380 00:27:17,704 --> 00:27:19,344 [SIRENS BLARING] 381 00:27:33,352 --> 00:27:35,922 [***] 382 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,315 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 383 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,727 What's his name? Philip. 384 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,471 Hey, Philip. 385 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,272 Look, I know you feel you can't go on, 386 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:53,814 but things are gonna get better. 387 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,440 This is only temporary. I want my wife back. 388 00:27:56,475 --> 00:28:00,375 Well, I wish we could bring your wife back. 389 00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:02,952 It wasn't right of her to leave you. 390 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:06,092 She didn't leave. 391 00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,818 She's still there. 392 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:11,455 But she's not my wife. 393 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,160 Then who is she, Philip? 394 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:16,132 She's someone. She's-- 395 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,962 She's something else. 396 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,940 Okay, look, we can figure this out. Just-- 397 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:25,970 Just let me help you. 398 00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,905 I want you to step off the ledge, sir. 399 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,916 Step off the ledge, sir. 400 00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:53,230 PRINCIPAL [OVER P.A.]: Today has been a difficult day. 401 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:56,295 But just know your teachers and the administration 402 00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:58,195 will be here all week. 403 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,967 We are here for you. 404 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,766 Man, Dashiell's gonna be pissed 405 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:03,508 that he ditched and missed all this shit. 406 00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,512 You wanna go to Superdawg? No. 407 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,954 In the meantime, we will be dismissing school by grades. 408 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:13,953 And your parents have been notified to pick you up. 409 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,216 For all bus riders, 410 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:18,785 continue down the stairs. 411 00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,821 [***] 412 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:00,334 I thought we could play some ball. 413 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,959 [***] 414 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:07,296 Charlie, do you know why they call third base 415 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,003 "the hot corner"? 416 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,095 I know what you are. 417 00:31:13,005 --> 00:31:14,635 Wrong, sir. 418 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,535 Wrong. 419 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,546 It's because when the ball is hit hard to left-field 420 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,519 and the runner takes off at a rate of 26 feet per second, 421 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:26,949 the third baseman has, at most, three, maybe four seconds 422 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:30,456 to get the ball from third to first. 423 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:32,259 With that short a margin of error 424 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,161 and the need for superior reflexes, 425 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:40,004 third base is the toughest position in baseball. 426 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:43,597 Charlie... 427 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:46,535 can you imagine what it's like 428 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,982 watching your world disappear? 429 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,536 Wandering the universe and star-winds 430 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:55,148 with no chance to be with your other? 431 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:59,151 No chance at progeny? No chance of a real tomorrow? 432 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,460 It sucks. 433 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:08,387 But I'm alive now. 434 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,727 I'm here, and it feels right. 435 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,702 And soon, Charlie, you're gonna be ready. 436 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,671 You're gonna have a chance to join us. 437 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,470 To become a more perfect version of yourself. 438 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,543 I will never be like you! 439 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,409 I've been learning a lot the last couple of days 440 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:28,405 as I've gotten stronger. 441 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:32,022 Facts. 442 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:33,351 Trivia. 443 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:37,223 Stuff, the whole history of your kind. 444 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,426 And it wasn't always pretty, was it? 445 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,358 But with everything I suck up, 446 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,404 with everything I breath in, 447 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:48,171 I keep coming back to one perplexing, 448 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,240 undeniable conundrum. 449 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:54,139 And, I mean, it's baffling me, Charlie. 450 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:58,113 Half the modern baseball players bat left-handed. 451 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:02,014 So why isn't first base the hot corner too? 452 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:03,178 Ugh! 453 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:16,131 [SONG PLAYING INDISTINCTLY OVER JUKEBOX] 454 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:33,612 I need to talk to someone about my father. 455 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:41,048 [TRAIN PASSING] 456 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,204 [***] 457 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,758 What are we waiting for? 458 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:53,696 Someone who will know what to do about this. 459 00:33:57,469 --> 00:33:59,109 Your boss? 460 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:02,706 MAN: What's your name? CHARLIE: Charlie. 461 00:34:03,775 --> 00:34:05,105 Charlie. 462 00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:17,592 Hello. 463 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:20,293 His father isn't his father. 464 00:34:22,128 --> 00:34:23,728 WOMAN: I'm Detective Fernandez. 465 00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,562 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] Nancy. 466 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,533 You wanna tell me about it? 467 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,297 Something's going on. 468 00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:34,307 Something terrible. 469 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,510 Did your father do something to you? 470 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,642 No, but... 471 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,407 he's not my father. 472 00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:43,346 It's important to tell the truth. 473 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:48,545 My father's been replaced. 474 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,487 "Replaced"? 475 00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:56,761 He looks like my father, but he's not. 476 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,495 Who is he? 477 00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,865 A monster. 478 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,140 And where did this monster come from? 479 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,700 I don't know, but it's not just him. 480 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,867 It was the neighbors and the mailman and the UPS man. 481 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,436 Charlie. But it's not just here. 482 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,705 There are people all over with the same story. 483 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,753 I understand, Charlie. 484 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,249 You're not the first person to report 485 00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:19,522 that there's something going on. 486 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,256 How did you know my name was Charlie? 487 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,263 Excuse me one second. 488 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:31,555 [CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 489 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:35,668 [TRAIN PASSING] 490 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,771 What do you want to do with him? 491 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,173 We're gonna do what we gotta do. 492 00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:03,259 [***] 493 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:39,897 [MOUTHING] Help me. 494 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,711 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 495 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:55,906 Dickhead. 496 00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:57,477 HENRY'S MOTHER: Who is it, Henry? 497 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,286 Dylan's little friend. What do you want? 498 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,493 I need help. 499 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,298 You better not be bullshitting us. 500 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,966 CHARLIE: It was here. 501 00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:19,042 Okay. No, really, it was here. 502 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:21,410 Today is trash Tuesday, dickface. 503 00:37:33,519 --> 00:37:34,649 [***] 504 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:59,881 I'm sorry, Charlie. You were right. 505 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:05,454 HENRY: I don't get it. How does it work? 506 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,554 I don't know. I'm not a scientist. 507 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,356 All I know is that it's spreading. 508 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:10,758 I wonder if Bob Shulvock is one of-- 509 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,059 Shh! 510 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,560 He's got three nipples. 511 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,332 Shulvock has always had three nipples. 512 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,661 Yeah, but maybe it was part of an advance team. 513 00:38:23,034 --> 00:38:24,404 [YAWNS] 514 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:26,336 I'm worried about him. 515 00:38:26,372 --> 00:38:27,672 MATTHEW: He's fine. 516 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,976 Playing with his friends in the neighborhood. 517 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:35,709 It's not the first time he's forgotten about the time, is it? 518 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:41,453 Let's give it an hour. If he doesn't show up, 519 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,587 we'll drive around the neighborhood. 520 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:59,608 I've almost forgotten what this is like. 521 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,080 That thing's here to try to bone your mom. 522 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,554 CHARLIE: We need to save her. 523 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,749 We need to get him away from her. 524 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,121 How do we know she's not like him? 525 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,849 She's not. 526 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,394 Yeah, but how do we know? 527 00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,890 Because she still smells like my mom. 528 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,461 Yeah, but-- She keeps telling me 529 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,659 to pick up my clothes. 530 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,090 Okay. She's your mom. 531 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:21,885 [DOOR CREAKS] 532 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,466 Okay. 533 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,801 Let's do this. 534 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,596 [FLASHLIGHT'S CLICK] 535 00:39:32,638 --> 00:39:36,168 [SLOW SONG PLAYING SOFTLY] 536 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:41,877 * It makes no difference Where I turn * 537 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:48,649 * I can't get over you And the flame still burns * 538 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:53,087 * It makes no diff-- 539 00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,464 [***] 540 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,695 [***] 541 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,845 Time's up, Charlie. 542 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:24,957 I think I'm ready. 543 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,860 But I'm really scared. 544 00:40:27,893 --> 00:40:29,863 You don't have to be afraid. 545 00:40:31,563 --> 00:40:35,433 I told you, this is a real opportunity for you. 546 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:52,779 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 547 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,748 Nice try, Charlie. 548 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:57,916 [***] 549 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,103 You lied to me, Charlie. 550 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,531 Let him go! 551 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:09,636 Oh! [GASPS] 552 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,097 Run! 553 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:19,077 [***] 554 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:34,858 Fuck. 555 00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:43,698 [GRUNTS] 556 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,849 I know you're here, Charlie. 557 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:57,851 There's no use in hiding. 558 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:01,585 You're only making it more difficult. 559 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,795 [***] 560 00:42:36,722 --> 00:42:39,222 She's beautiful, isn't she? 561 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:41,287 Leave us alone. 562 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,026 Charlie, 563 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:46,771 your mother and I will always love you. 564 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,640 And I will never leave you. 565 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:55,211 It'll be a lot easier if you stop fighting. 566 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,780 But you're not him. 567 00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,778 [***] 568 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,222 [GROANS] 569 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:22,172 Yeah! 570 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:44,059 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 571 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,219 What the hell is that? 572 00:43:58,003 --> 00:43:59,973 Gotcha. 573 00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:07,207 [***] 574 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:48,949 [SCREAMS] 575 00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:54,894 CHARLIE: My best friend's brother Henry 576 00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:57,756 calls them "dickheads from space." 577 00:44:57,796 --> 00:44:59,796 You okay? 578 00:44:59,831 --> 00:45:01,301 CHARLIE: I don't know where they come from, 579 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:03,172 or what they want, 580 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,471 but they have no right to mess up our world. 581 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,465 My father used to tell me that 582 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:10,976 what made a person is the insides. 583 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:14,209 That it's the insides that matter the most. 584 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:16,175 Charlie. [DOOR CLOSES] 585 00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:21,154 What happened to you? 586 00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:23,386 And when I would look in my father's eyes, 587 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,761 I could tell what kind of a man he was. 588 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,231 Where's your father? 589 00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:28,388 A good man. 590 00:45:30,796 --> 00:45:32,756 CHARLIE: I took care of it, Mom. 591 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:33,998 I took care of everything. 592 00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:38,301 We'll fight them in our homes, 593 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,236 and we'll fight them in our schools. 594 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:44,511 We will never stop fighting, and neither should you. 595 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,912 I think my father would be proud of me. 596 00:45:46,945 --> 00:45:48,945 [STATIC CRACKLES] 597 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,480 [***] 598 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,530 [KEYBOARD CLACKING] 599 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:11,844 [***]