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What's up, Wayniacs?
Welcome to "The Marlon Way."
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You know what the most
important thing in life is?
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A good wingman.
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You ain't nothing
without a good wingman.
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Take Batman for example.
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What's Batman without Robin?
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He's just a rich dude in a cave.
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But Batman with Robin,
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he's a rich dude in a cave
with a boy in tights.
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Wait, actually Robin make
the whole thing kinda weird.
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You need to keep an eye
on that damn Batman.
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Anyway, my point is
if you've got a good wingman,
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you'll always succeed in life,
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and your boy Marlon
is the best wingman of all.
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Hey, Marlon, I have a date.
Can I borrow your cologne?
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Hell no! Use the Febreze!
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This movie gets
more and more remarkable
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every time I see it.
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This is the modern day "Citizen Kane."
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It puts "Casablanca" to shame.
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It's better than "The Godfather."
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What are you watching?
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"Radio."
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"Radio?"
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With Cuba Gooding Jr. and the teeth?
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I hated that movie.
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Wow, see this is why
she and I didn't work.
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Anybody that don't love "Radio"
don't love themselves.
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I say we watch it again.
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Ugh.
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Listen, this movie was more
important to African Americans
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than "Black Panther."
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"Radio" was the first black superhero.
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No, no.
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Mom, they're binge-watching "Radio."
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This is child abuse.
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If you love us,
you'll send us to bed early.
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Okay, go to bed.
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Yes!
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Guys, you don't get it!
They wasn't teaching Radio.
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Radio was teaching them!
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Man, that boy got some nerve.
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You would think with his math grades,
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Radio was his tutor.
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Aww, shucks. So how was the club?
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How was the Naughty 40 Club, huh?
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Eh, you cougars catch a prey?
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No! Yvette is a terrible wingman.
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She's supposed to be helping me.
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Instead, she spends the whole
night stalking her ex, Reggie,
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trying to make him jealous.
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Well, Ashley, Reggie and I
had a connection.
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He had shows on my DVR.
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We talked matching Range Rovers.
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Reggie's the one that got away.
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How'd he do it? He gnaw his foot off?
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Or he dig his way out
with a spoon like "Shawshank"?
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So what happened, Ash?
You get some action, huh?
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You get a little bump and grind?
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You get some of that dun-dun-dun-dun?
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Okay. Okay. You know what, Marlon?
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What I'm not gonna do
is make a bad night worse
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by discussing my romantic life
with my ex-husband.
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Why not? Come on,
we can talk about things.
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We're friends.
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Um, do you not remember
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that my first date after our divorce,
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you stalked us,
popped out of the bushes,
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and said, "Ahh, hell no!
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This is what I wanted you to do."
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Ah, girl, that's back
when I wanted to hit it.
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I'm cool on you now.
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Look, Ash, if we gonna be
about this cool divorce life,
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then, you know,
we gotta discuss these things.
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And by the way,
I've matured since then.
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Oh, please, Marlon.
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I'm the only one
who can hear all the stories
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about you dating crazy chicks
without tripping.
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Oh, girl, remember the one
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that slept upside-down like a bat?
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Sex with her was a real head rush.
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How 'bout the one who had
multiple personalities?
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Girl, I had a ménage à trois
with one person.
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It was amazing.
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My favorite was the one
that said I was a freeloader
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living on your couch.
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Negro, you are!
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, none of this matters
because I'm not gonna discuss
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my romantic life with you.
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Ashley, listen,
I'm telling you, I swear,
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I've grown, okay? And I can prove it.
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I'm gonna be your wingman.
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What?
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I'm gonna be your wingman.
You said it yourself,
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Yvette is a terrible wingman.
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Marlon, are you serious?
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Yeah, I'm serious,
I'm gonna sit in the cut,
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I'm gonna peep your game,
make some tweaks,
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and I'm gonna land you a freak.
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But I'm not gonna give him
all my secrets.
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We ain't gonna be like, "No,
she like it counterclockwise."
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Against my better judgment, all right.
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I'm in, but listen.
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The first time you start tripping
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when I'm talking
to a dude, it's a wrap.
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- All right, bet.
- Bet.
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All right, this Saturday
we all going to Mantra.
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Oh, that club's perfect.
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Reggie has a table
in VIP every Saturday
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with a clear sight line
for him to see the dudes
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all up on a sister.
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You know, I think having
a devilishly handsome man
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on your arm will
take your jealousy plot
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to the next level.
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Boy, please, Reggie won't
be jealous if I show up with
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your granddaddy-in-the-face
looking ass.
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Oh, but wait.
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I might be able to flip this house.
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Hmm, let's do it.
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Okay so, Marlon,
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you're sure you're cool
being my wingman?
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Yeah, I'm sure
I could be your wingman.
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My first order of business
is getting you out
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of that damn pantsuit.
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Girl, what you trying to do,
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land a man or win the popular vote?
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That suit make me wanna
check your emails.
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All right, let's find some dudes!
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Stevie, come on.
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I'm sorry, these shoes are
tight and my ankles are cold.
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You look like Dr. Ben
Carson's only black friend.
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You look like you restore
racist paintings.
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You look like the first
black mayor of Oz.
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All right, come on, let's go.
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Let's have a drink.
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I believe the Cotton Club is this way.
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Mm. Mm.
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- Tanya, hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, my gosh,
I didn't know you worked here.
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Yeah, just a few nights
while I'm in school.
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Oh, okay. Marlon, Stevie,
this is Tanya.
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She's in spin class with us and
she's getting her masters in...
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Occupational therapy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You should do your thesis on Stevie.
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He's occupationally challenged.
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Well, look, let me know
if you need anything,
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and I'll hook you up.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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Ah, we're gonna lose these.
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Oh, but I can't see too well.
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Now you look like you could catch it.
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- Fair trade.
- Mm-hmm.
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Let's go.
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- Ooh, okay, hey, wingman.
- Hmm?
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Guy with the beard. He's kinda cute.
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Oh, I don't know,
he got too much frontal lobe.
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Look like Cro-Magnon Man.
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Like he still grab girls by the hair,
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"Come here. Give me your number."
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But if that's your type,
hey, go for it.
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Shoot your shot. I'll peep your game.
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Okay.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
- What?
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What's all this bobble head?
Less head more ass.
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Switch, switch, switch.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hi. Hello.
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I'm Ashley.
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Hey, I know your face from somewhere.
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Have you been in my spin class before?
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Nah, I only did spin one time.
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I don't like the way
the bicycle seat is shaped.
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Something about it, you know,
make me feel some type of way.
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Oh, "The Marlon Way."
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Oh, my God, I am a huge fan.
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- You watch my channel?
- Yes, I do.
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- You don't watch my channel.
- Yes, I do.
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- What's your favorite video?
- "Rich Kid, Poor Kid."
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- What?
- Hands down.
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I mean, if you ask me,
it was more like a metaphor
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for the growing socioeconomic
disparity in this country.
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- It was?
- It was.
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Dang, brother's deeper
than he thought.
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- Okay.
- Who woke?
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- He woke.
- He woke.
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Hello.
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And this is Zack.
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I was in labor with him for 28 hours.
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His head was huge!
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Oh, my gosh,
and then his ears got stuck,
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and the first epidural
didn't really take.
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Uh, I just remembered,
I forgot to take my flu shot.
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You know?
- Oh.
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Yeah, you better handle that, baby.
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Girl, what the hell are you doing?
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What? I was shooting my shot.
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Ashley, you don't talk
about your kids like that.
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He's trying to think
about putting a foot in,
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and you telling him
about the foot coming out.
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Come on, Ashley, you don't announce
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the fact that you got kids.
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No, you get him drunk,
you take him home,
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you handling your business,
and when he get up
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in the middle of the night
to go to the bathroom
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and step on a toy, you explain then.
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"Oh, I forgot to tell you,
I got kids."
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- That's ridiculous.
- No, it's not ridiculous.
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There's two things you don't disclose:
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kids and STDs.
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You just let people find out
about those type of things.
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Looks like you need a little
more sexy back in the VIP, eh?
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Don't you think? Uh-huh.
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That's what I'm talking about. Oh!
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Rude.
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Oh, hey, man.
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I like your swag.
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Yo, how would you like
to hang out in the VIP lounge?
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- I'd love to.
- Oh, is this your plus one?
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Yes, it is.
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Shall we, my dear?
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Huh, okay.
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Oh, so you gonna tell me
all of this ain't VIP?
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Wait, oh, oh, oh.
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Hey, I'm with him.
Wait, Stevie, Stevie.
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Wait-ah. Really?
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Okay, now that you know the rules,
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what's your opening line?
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I don't know.
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What's your five-year plan?
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A five-year plan?
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What, you trying to make
love or a vision board?
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Look, Ashley, watch.
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Now see that pretty girl right there?
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The one dressed like
a grown Puerto Rican baby?
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Mm-hmm.
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Watch and learn.
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Yo.
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If you wanna take me home later,
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we just gotta stop and get mice
for my pet eagle.
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You just love crazy, don't you?
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Eagle's gotta eat, Ash.
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All right, look.
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You see that brother
right there in the blue shirt?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Try it.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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- You got this.
- Okay.
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Yo.
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Well, well, looks like
you're a pretty good wingman.
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I try.
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Maybe you could wingman for me.
254
00:10:52,871 --> 00:10:57,341
You see, there's this really
hot guy at the bar right now.
255
00:10:57,342 --> 00:11:01,546
- Girl, he is fine as hell.
- Yeah, he is fine.
256
00:11:01,547 --> 00:11:03,748
Just one thing, I don't...
257
00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:05,483
I don't know if I'm his type.
258
00:11:05,484 --> 00:11:07,485
I don't own a pet eagle.
259
00:11:07,486 --> 00:11:10,955
- Mm, that's a red flag.
- Yeah, I thought so.
260
00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:13,391
'Cause a girl that owns
a pet that she can't pet
261
00:11:13,392 --> 00:11:15,326
usually means she's
a freak in the sheets.
262
00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:17,862
Yeah, well, I do have a puma though.
263
00:11:17,863 --> 00:11:18,963
Does that count?
264
00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,998
- A puma?
- A puma.
265
00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:23,101
Yeah.
266
00:11:25,037 --> 00:11:26,871
I am going on a break
in a few minutes.
267
00:11:26,872 --> 00:11:29,207
So would you like
to join me for a drink?
268
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,509
Does a puma have spots?
269
00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:35,313
Oh, okay, for the sake
of this witty banter,
270
00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,215
let's assume pumas have spots.
271
00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:39,984
Yeah, let's do that.
All right, I'll see you later.
272
00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:41,652
Pumas don't have spots, right?
273
00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:44,422
- No.
- Okay.
274
00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:45,923
Marlon, it worked.
275
00:11:45,924 --> 00:11:48,092
Gerard invited me to sit at his table.
276
00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,694
What are wingmen for?
277
00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:52,296
You know, I gotta say,
I'm very impressed
278
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,198
with your emotional maturity tonight.
279
00:11:54,199 --> 00:11:55,767
I underestimated you.
280
00:11:55,768 --> 00:11:59,370
So what, off to Petco
with eagle chick?
281
00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:02,073
Nah, I'm gonna go
have a drink with Tanya.
282
00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:03,841
- Tanya?
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:12:03,842 --> 00:12:05,409
Tanya, Tanya?
284
00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:08,479
With goals and dreams
and no daddy issues Tanya?
285
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,615
Yeah, Tanya.
286
00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:12,984
- Hi.
- Hey.
287
00:12:12,985 --> 00:12:15,052
So cute. She's actually really cool.
288
00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:16,587
I think we're vibing.
289
00:12:16,588 --> 00:12:18,289
- Vibing.
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:21,692
With Tanya. Huh.
291
00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:23,661
Okay, buddy, see you later.
292
00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:25,896
Bye, pal.
293
00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:28,833
Hey.
294
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:31,167
Ah, hell no.
295
00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:39,356
What are they laughing at?
296
00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:41,925
He is not that funny.
297
00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:44,027
- Ashley.
- Huh? What?
298
00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:45,862
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
299
00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:48,130
- I was asking if you had kids.
- I have two.
300
00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:52,435
Really? We're touching arms now?
301
00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:54,704
Uh, you know what,
302
00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:57,173
I feel like it's very selfish of us
303
00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:59,442
to drink all this champagne
by ourselves.
304
00:12:59,443 --> 00:13:01,144
Mm-hmm, we should share it.
305
00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:03,280
- Really? Because I'm kind of...
- Let's go, Gerard!
306
00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:05,248
Um, okay.
307
00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:07,050
I mean, they weren't teaching Radio.
308
00:13:07,051 --> 00:13:09,119
Radio was teaching them!
309
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,822
Ahhhh!
310
00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:16,092
Yes! Cuba Gooding Jr.
311
00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:17,460
I like "Boat Trip."
312
00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:20,864
So, um, we have champagne.
313
00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:23,400
What's-his-face got some, and
I thought we should share it.
314
00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:25,335
So what are we talking about?
315
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:27,671
Well, I've just been
trying to recruit Marlon here
316
00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:28,972
to take a spin class.
317
00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,740
Oh, see, Marlon can't spin.
318
00:13:30,741 --> 00:13:32,475
Yeah, he sweats too much.
319
00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:34,544
See, the sweat and the hair pomade,
320
00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:36,279
they mix together,
and when he's on top,
321
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,814
it drips in your eyes and it burns.
322
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:39,182
You have to wear goggles.
323
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:40,050
Oh.
324
00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:41,718
You said what now?
325
00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:43,253
Well, sweating is great for you.
326
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:45,588
It releases toxins
and promotes circulation.
327
00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:47,424
So probably explains
why Marlon looks so young.
328
00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:51,528
Oh, I guess we solved that
little mystery, now didn't we?
329
00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:52,996
We did.
330
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,850
You know, spin's also
a great calorie burner.
331
00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,452
Are you with me or are you with her?
332
00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:58,721
I'm with you.
333
00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:03,596
Oh, so, um, who has
any particularly disgusting
334
00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,431
habits we can talk about?
335
00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:07,100
Oh, I know, Marlon.
336
00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:09,903
He likes to cut his toenails
with a steak knife.
337
00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:11,204
Isn't that nasty?
338
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,776
Not when you keep it to yourself.
339
00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:17,477
Well, I can't judge,
340
00:14:17,478 --> 00:14:21,081
because I bite mine
and smell 'em too, so...
341
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:23,049
Oh, my God, you're a sniffer?
342
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,685
- I am.
- I'm a sniffer too!
343
00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:31,958
Ashley, you know, at first,
I didn't know what to think.
344
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,427
I thought you was, like, hating,
345
00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:37,764
but now I realize,
I wasn't wingmaning for you.
346
00:14:37,765 --> 00:14:41,168
You was wingmaning for me.
347
00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:43,170
You just Radio'd this whole thing.
348
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,504
Ohh.
349
00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:47,206
Ah, yeah.
350
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:56,483
Where the hell you been,
Puff the Magic Afro?
351
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:59,252
I've been waiting here
all night for your ass.
352
00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:01,655
You gotta get me in the lounge
before Reggie leaves.
353
00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:03,423
I can't, I got kicked out.
354
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,693
Allegedly I knocked over
$4,000 worth of drinks
355
00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:08,795
with this cane.
356
00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:09,901
Crazy, right?
357
00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:11,932
Well, how am I supposed
to make Reggie jealous
358
00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,133
if I can't get in there?
359
00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:14,935
Well, if Reggie is still bald,
360
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:16,436
he's walking out of VIP right now.
361
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,672
Okay, how do we make him jealous?
362
00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:19,873
I think the quickest way
363
00:15:19,874 --> 00:15:22,575
would be for you and I to just...
364
00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:28,248
I was gonna say, "Look like
we're in a deep conversation,"
365
00:15:28,249 --> 00:15:30,050
but that totally works too.
366
00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,752
My God, that's not Reggie!
367
00:15:32,753 --> 00:15:34,354
- I thought it was.
- God!
368
00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,156
If I'm being honest, I always
thought I was near-sighted,
369
00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:38,692
but I'm beginning to suspect
I might be legally blind.
370
00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:39,993
Oh, my God.
371
00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:41,561
Can I have my glasses back, please?
372
00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:43,230
You want your glasses.
373
00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,766
Fetch.
374
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:50,370
Did you just throw something?
375
00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:51,771
Yes, cheers.
376
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:53,073
Easy, Marlon.
377
00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:54,674
You know when you drink
too much champagne,
378
00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:57,310
you piss the bed.
379
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,580
You do that too?
380
00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,415
N-no.
381
00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:03,984
No? Ha!
382
00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,021
She don't do that. Hey, Ashley,
383
00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:10,891
let me holler at you right quick, huh?
384
00:16:10,892 --> 00:16:12,692
Girl, what is wrong with you?
385
00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:14,160
Why you acting out of pocket?
386
00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:15,996
I am the corner pocket.
387
00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:18,798
You're the one who begged
to be my wingman,
388
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,401
and now you're bailing on me.
Not cool, Marlon.
389
00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:22,936
But I've been a great wingman.
390
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,438
Look, Ash, we landed the plane, okay?
391
00:16:25,439 --> 00:16:27,207
You are on your way to baggage claim.
392
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,510
Gerard is sitting there holding
a sign with your name on it.
393
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:35,682
Hop on his long, black
limousine and enjoy the ride.
394
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:38,585
I'm surprised you even noticed him,
395
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:41,321
you're so busy kiki-ing
with your little friend.
396
00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:44,157
My little friend?
397
00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:46,993
Wow. You're jealous.
398
00:16:46,994 --> 00:16:48,628
Oh, please!
399
00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:51,898
I'm jealous of a grown woman
wearing a body-con dress
400
00:16:51,899 --> 00:16:54,734
and high-top sneakers
like we at a high school dance.
401
00:16:54,735 --> 00:16:57,037
Wow!
402
00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:59,272
Did you just take three shots at her?
403
00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:00,140
Pow-pow-pow-pow?
404
00:17:00,141 --> 00:17:03,577
Wow, you are jealous.
405
00:17:03,578 --> 00:17:05,745
Ashley, are you okay?
406
00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:07,781
Girl...
407
00:17:07,782 --> 00:17:09,349
I'ma be okay,
408
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,385
as soon as I can talk to
the father of my two children
409
00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:13,820
without some bartender
410
00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:17,591
rolling her ass all up in my business.
411
00:17:17,592 --> 00:17:20,293
Ohhh!
412
00:17:20,294 --> 00:17:22,028
Oh-oh!
413
00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:23,530
Ohhh!
414
00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:24,864
You gonna take that?
415
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:26,800
Ooh, that's light-on-light crime.
416
00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:29,069
- Sweetie, calm down.
- Sweetie?
417
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:32,272
Did you just touch me?
418
00:17:32,273 --> 00:17:34,574
Did this bitch just touch me?
419
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,743
- Whoa.
- Coo-coo!
420
00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,645
Whoa-ohhh!
421
00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:39,646
Did she?
422
00:17:39,647 --> 00:17:41,147
Because inquiring minds
423
00:17:41,148 --> 00:17:42,515
sure as hell want to know.
424
00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:44,784
Don't get me to clap on you.
425
00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:46,453
You don't want her to start clapping.
426
00:17:46,454 --> 00:17:49,522
'Cause we will encore your ass!
427
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:51,625
- What you wanna do?
- I'ma get the top.
428
00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:53,560
Okay, I'll get the bottom.
Let's go. Let's go.
429
00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,795
Wait, wait, ladies, ladies, ladies!
430
00:17:55,796 --> 00:17:57,664
You cannot do this...
431
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,866
until I get my phone out. Hold on.
432
00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:01,701
Marlon, you better
get your little friend
433
00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:05,338
before I cash that check,
'cause that's EBT all day.
434
00:18:05,339 --> 00:18:07,374
Wait a minute. Oh, no, you didn't.
435
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,809
Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
436
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,812
You called your boys on me?
Is that what you did?
437
00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,681
That's what I wanted you to do!
438
00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:16,349
Hey, hey, I'm gonna
see your ass in spin class!
439
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,084
Yvette, get my purse! I got you!
440
00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,320
We coming for you!
We're coming for you!
441
00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:22,956
Hey, Gerry, thanks
for the champagne, brother.
442
00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:26,325
WorldStar! WorldStar!
443
00:18:28,161 --> 00:18:30,664
I wish I coulda seen that.
444
00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:33,532
Marlon? Oh, there you are.
445
00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:41,875
What grown-ass woman
446
00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:44,144
gets kicked out of a nightclub?
447
00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:47,547
Oh, my God, wait till I tell Zack
448
00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:50,784
his mamma is ratchet.
449
00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:53,253
Oh, he gonna be so proud.
450
00:18:53,254 --> 00:18:55,989
Marlon, you do not have to rub it in.
451
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:58,291
You know, for the first time
in 17 years,
452
00:18:58,292 --> 00:19:00,894
I'm not the crazy one
in this relationship.
453
00:19:02,797 --> 00:19:05,999
Girl, this feels good.
454
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,636
Okay, fine, perhaps
I'm not as mature as I thought.
455
00:19:09,637 --> 00:19:11,070
Perhaps?
456
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:15,475
Girl, you got over 3 million
views Shade Room.
457
00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:18,244
Con-ratch-ulations.
458
00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:20,013
Ashley, come on, man. What happened?
459
00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:21,748
I mean, you've been cool
with me dating girls
460
00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,183
since we split.
461
00:19:23,184 --> 00:19:26,119
Yeah, that's because
they've all been crazy chicks.
462
00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:30,490
You know, when I saw you
vibing with Tanya,
463
00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:32,859
I don't know, it seemed significant.
464
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,994
And for the past 17 years,
465
00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:39,132
I've been the significant
woman in your life.
466
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,034
I got jealous, Marlon, okay?
467
00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,702
I'm embarrassed.
468
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,971
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey.
469
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:46,339
It's okay.
470
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:50,643
You will always be significant to me.
471
00:19:50,644 --> 00:19:54,314
I mean, look, this whole
thing is new for us, okay?
472
00:19:54,315 --> 00:19:56,883
We're gonna figure it out,
and it's gonna take some time.
473
00:19:56,884 --> 00:20:00,520
And sometimes you gonna go
a little baby mama on 'em.
474
00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:05,725
But you can do that. You know why?
475
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,360
I got you.
476
00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:08,228
Really?
477
00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:09,562
Yes, I got you.
478
00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:12,031
I'm not just your wingman in a club.
479
00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:14,033
I'm your wingman for life.
480
00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:18,705
Wanna beat?
- No.
481
00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:20,139
Okay.
482
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:23,209
So you gonna see Tanya again?
483
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,011
What do you think?
You told her I'm a squirter.
484
00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:26,379
I don't think so.
485
00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:30,416
You know what,
she's not your type anyway.
486
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:33,152
Clearly you like crazy chicks
who start fights in clubs
487
00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:36,489
with perfectly pleasant people
that they met at spin class.
488
00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:41,494
Hey, so how'd it go?
Did you make Reggie jealous?
489
00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:44,063
No, I saw on Instagram
he never even made it
490
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:46,099
to the club tonight,
and I went and kissed
491
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,701
Mr. Cornball on the Cob
here for nothing.
492
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:52,572
Tonight sucked.
493
00:20:52,573 --> 00:20:55,775
Well, I know something
that'll cheer you up.
494
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,043
Do not say...
495
00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:59,612
"Radio!"
496
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:03,283
Oh, this movie gets
better and better with age.
497
00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:06,719
It's the Angela Bassett of movies.
498
00:21:08,307 --> 00:21:14,472
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