1 00:00:00,135 --> 00:00:02,868 What's up, Wayniacs? Welcome to "The Marlon Way." 2 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:05,192 You know what the most important thing in life is? 3 00:00:05,193 --> 00:00:07,070 A good wingman. 4 00:00:07,071 --> 00:00:09,739 You ain't nothing without a good wingman. 5 00:00:09,740 --> 00:00:11,574 Take Batman for example. 6 00:00:11,575 --> 00:00:13,076 What's Batman without Robin? 7 00:00:13,077 --> 00:00:14,744 He's just a rich dude in a cave. 8 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:16,312 But Batman with Robin, 9 00:00:16,313 --> 00:00:20,083 he's a rich dude in a cave with a boy in tights. 10 00:00:20,084 --> 00:00:24,087 Wait, actually Robin make the whole thing kinda weird. 11 00:00:24,088 --> 00:00:26,456 You need to keep an eye on that damn Batman. 12 00:00:26,457 --> 00:00:29,626 Anyway, my point is if you've got a good wingman, 13 00:00:29,627 --> 00:00:31,861 you'll always succeed in life, 14 00:00:31,862 --> 00:00:35,398 and your boy Marlon is the best wingman of all. 15 00:00:35,399 --> 00:00:38,134 Hey, Marlon, I have a date. Can I borrow your cologne? 16 00:00:38,135 --> 00:00:39,969 Hell no! Use the Febreze! 17 00:00:45,643 --> 00:00:50,413 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 18 00:00:52,249 --> 00:00:55,485 This movie gets more and more remarkable 19 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:56,719 every time I see it. 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,821 This is the modern day "Citizen Kane." 21 00:00:58,822 --> 00:01:00,757 It puts "Casablanca" to shame. 22 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:02,358 It's better than "The Godfather." 23 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:03,660 What are you watching? 24 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:05,995 "Radio." 25 00:01:05,996 --> 00:01:07,230 "Radio?" 26 00:01:07,231 --> 00:01:09,499 With Cuba Gooding Jr. and the teeth? 27 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,334 I hated that movie. 28 00:01:11,335 --> 00:01:14,437 Wow, see this is why she and I didn't work. 29 00:01:14,438 --> 00:01:17,707 Anybody that don't love "Radio" don't love themselves. 30 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:20,243 I say we watch it again. 31 00:01:20,244 --> 00:01:21,432 Ugh. 32 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:23,713 Listen, this movie was more important to African Americans 33 00:01:23,714 --> 00:01:26,849 than "Black Panther." 34 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:30,253 "Radio" was the first black superhero. 35 00:01:30,254 --> 00:01:31,688 No, no. 36 00:01:31,689 --> 00:01:34,891 Mom, they're binge-watching "Radio." 37 00:01:34,892 --> 00:01:37,293 This is child abuse. 38 00:01:37,294 --> 00:01:39,762 If you love us, you'll send us to bed early. 39 00:01:39,763 --> 00:01:42,198 Okay, go to bed. 40 00:01:42,199 --> 00:01:43,432 Yes! 41 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:46,569 Guys, you don't get it! They wasn't teaching Radio. 42 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:49,739 Radio was teaching them! 43 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:51,808 Man, that boy got some nerve. 44 00:01:51,809 --> 00:01:53,543 You would think with his math grades, 45 00:01:53,544 --> 00:01:55,912 Radio was his tutor. 46 00:01:55,913 --> 00:01:58,281 Aww, shucks. So how was the club? 47 00:01:58,282 --> 00:02:01,484 How was the Naughty 40 Club, huh? 48 00:02:01,485 --> 00:02:05,221 Eh, you cougars catch a prey? 49 00:02:05,222 --> 00:02:08,057 No! Yvette is a terrible wingman. 50 00:02:08,058 --> 00:02:09,759 She's supposed to be helping me. 51 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,762 Instead, she spends the whole night stalking her ex, Reggie, 52 00:02:12,763 --> 00:02:14,130 trying to make him jealous. 53 00:02:14,131 --> 00:02:16,733 Well, Ashley, Reggie and I had a connection. 54 00:02:16,734 --> 00:02:20,136 He had shows on my DVR. 55 00:02:20,137 --> 00:02:22,672 We talked matching Range Rovers. 56 00:02:22,673 --> 00:02:24,841 Reggie's the one that got away. 57 00:02:24,842 --> 00:02:27,342 How'd he do it? He gnaw his foot off? 58 00:02:28,544 --> 00:02:31,980 Or he dig his way out with a spoon like "Shawshank"? 59 00:02:33,116 --> 00:02:35,852 So what happened, Ash? You get some action, huh? 60 00:02:35,853 --> 00:02:37,320 You get a little bump and grind? 61 00:02:37,321 --> 00:02:38,955 You get some of that dun-dun-dun-dun? 62 00:02:38,956 --> 00:02:41,924 Okay. Okay. You know what, Marlon? 63 00:02:41,925 --> 00:02:44,093 What I'm not gonna do is make a bad night worse 64 00:02:44,094 --> 00:02:46,596 by discussing my romantic life with my ex-husband. 65 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:48,965 Why not? Come on, we can talk about things. 66 00:02:48,966 --> 00:02:49,966 We're friends. 67 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:52,101 Um, do you not remember 68 00:02:52,102 --> 00:02:54,037 that my first date after our divorce, 69 00:02:54,038 --> 00:02:56,773 you stalked us, popped out of the bushes, 70 00:02:56,774 --> 00:02:59,042 and said, "Ahh, hell no! 71 00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:01,978 This is what I wanted you to do." 72 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:03,880 Ah, girl, that's back when I wanted to hit it. 73 00:03:03,881 --> 00:03:05,615 I'm cool on you now. 74 00:03:05,616 --> 00:03:08,551 Look, Ash, if we gonna be about this cool divorce life, 75 00:03:08,552 --> 00:03:10,820 then, you know, we gotta discuss these things. 76 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:12,989 And by the way, I've matured since then. 77 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,957 Oh, please, Marlon. 78 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:17,360 I'm the only one who can hear all the stories 79 00:03:17,361 --> 00:03:19,962 about you dating crazy chicks without tripping. 80 00:03:19,963 --> 00:03:21,297 Oh, girl, remember the one 81 00:03:21,298 --> 00:03:22,965 that slept upside-down like a bat? 82 00:03:25,836 --> 00:03:28,203 Sex with her was a real head rush. 83 00:03:29,605 --> 00:03:32,642 How 'bout the one who had multiple personalities? 84 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:35,044 Girl, I had a ménage à trois with one person. 85 00:03:35,045 --> 00:03:37,713 It was amazing. 86 00:03:37,714 --> 00:03:39,715 My favorite was the one that said I was a freeloader 87 00:03:39,716 --> 00:03:40,983 living on your couch. 88 00:03:40,984 --> 00:03:43,418 Negro, you are! 89 00:03:45,922 --> 00:03:48,157 Yeah, right. 90 00:03:48,158 --> 00:03:50,893 Okay, none of this matters because I'm not gonna discuss 91 00:03:50,894 --> 00:03:52,361 my romantic life with you. 92 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:54,230 Ashley, listen, I'm telling you, I swear, 93 00:03:54,231 --> 00:03:56,532 I've grown, okay? And I can prove it. 94 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:58,568 I'm gonna be your wingman. 95 00:03:58,569 --> 00:04:00,169 What? 96 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:02,171 I'm gonna be your wingman. You said it yourself, 97 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:03,940 Yvette is a terrible wingman. 98 00:04:03,941 --> 00:04:05,341 Marlon, are you serious? 99 00:04:05,342 --> 00:04:06,909 Yeah, I'm serious, I'm gonna sit in the cut, 100 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:08,744 I'm gonna peep your game, make some tweaks, 101 00:04:08,745 --> 00:04:11,180 and I'm gonna land you a freak. 102 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:13,683 But I'm not gonna give him all my secrets. 103 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:17,252 We ain't gonna be like, "No, she like it counterclockwise." 104 00:04:20,456 --> 00:04:23,192 Against my better judgment, all right. 105 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:25,027 I'm in, but listen. 106 00:04:25,028 --> 00:04:26,362 The first time you start tripping 107 00:04:26,363 --> 00:04:28,030 when I'm talking to a dude, it's a wrap. 108 00:04:28,031 --> 00:04:30,399 - All right, bet. - Bet. 109 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,069 All right, this Saturday we all going to Mantra. 110 00:04:33,070 --> 00:04:34,971 Oh, that club's perfect. 111 00:04:34,972 --> 00:04:37,273 Reggie has a table in VIP every Saturday 112 00:04:37,274 --> 00:04:39,775 with a clear sight line for him to see the dudes 113 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:42,411 all up on a sister. 114 00:04:44,047 --> 00:04:46,149 You know, I think having a devilishly handsome man 115 00:04:46,150 --> 00:04:47,884 on your arm will take your jealousy plot 116 00:04:47,885 --> 00:04:49,552 to the next level. 117 00:04:49,553 --> 00:04:51,487 Boy, please, Reggie won't be jealous if I show up with 118 00:04:51,488 --> 00:04:54,089 your granddaddy-in-the-face looking ass. 119 00:04:55,825 --> 00:04:58,060 Oh, but wait. 120 00:04:58,061 --> 00:05:01,597 I might be able to flip this house. 121 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:03,666 Hmm, let's do it. 122 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,568 Okay so, Marlon, 123 00:05:05,569 --> 00:05:07,470 you're sure you're cool being my wingman? 124 00:05:07,471 --> 00:05:09,405 Yeah, I'm sure I could be your wingman. 125 00:05:09,406 --> 00:05:11,140 My first order of business is getting you out 126 00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:12,608 of that damn pantsuit. 127 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:14,410 Girl, what you trying to do, 128 00:05:14,411 --> 00:05:16,645 land a man or win the popular vote? 129 00:05:18,915 --> 00:05:21,017 That suit make me wanna check your emails. 130 00:05:31,086 --> 00:05:34,888 All right, let's find some dudes! 131 00:05:36,324 --> 00:05:38,425 Stevie, come on. 132 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:47,635 I'm sorry, these shoes are tight and my ankles are cold. 133 00:05:47,636 --> 00:05:51,372 You look like Dr. Ben Carson's only black friend. 134 00:05:53,141 --> 00:05:56,611 You look like you restore racist paintings. 135 00:05:58,647 --> 00:06:01,215 You look like the first black mayor of Oz. 136 00:06:01,216 --> 00:06:02,984 All right, come on, let's go. 137 00:06:02,985 --> 00:06:04,252 Let's have a drink. 138 00:06:04,253 --> 00:06:06,321 I believe the Cotton Club is this way. 139 00:06:08,924 --> 00:06:10,491 Mm. Mm. 140 00:06:10,492 --> 00:06:12,360 - Tanya, hey. - Hey. 141 00:06:12,361 --> 00:06:15,229 Oh, my gosh, I didn't know you worked here. 142 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:17,031 Yeah, just a few nights while I'm in school. 143 00:06:17,032 --> 00:06:19,300 Oh, okay. Marlon, Stevie, this is Tanya. 144 00:06:19,301 --> 00:06:21,970 She's in spin class with us and she's getting her masters in... 145 00:06:21,971 --> 00:06:23,471 Occupational therapy. 146 00:06:23,472 --> 00:06:24,839 - Really? - Yeah. 147 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,974 You should do your thesis on Stevie. 148 00:06:25,975 --> 00:06:28,276 He's occupationally challenged. 149 00:06:30,245 --> 00:06:32,146 Well, look, let me know if you need anything, 150 00:06:32,147 --> 00:06:33,314 and I'll hook you up. 151 00:06:33,315 --> 00:06:34,882 - Oh, thank you. - Thank you. 152 00:06:34,883 --> 00:06:37,352 Ah, we're gonna lose these. 153 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,887 Oh, but I can't see too well. 154 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:42,357 Now you look like you could catch it. 155 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,792 - Fair trade. - Mm-hmm. 156 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,927 Let's go. 157 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:51,632 - Ooh, okay, hey, wingman. - Hmm? 158 00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,234 Guy with the beard. He's kinda cute. 159 00:06:53,235 --> 00:06:55,803 Oh, I don't know, he got too much frontal lobe. 160 00:06:55,804 --> 00:06:57,672 Look like Cro-Magnon Man. 161 00:06:57,673 --> 00:06:59,841 Like he still grab girls by the hair, 162 00:06:59,842 --> 00:07:01,976 "Come here. Give me your number." 163 00:07:01,977 --> 00:07:04,178 But if that's your type, hey, go for it. 164 00:07:04,179 --> 00:07:06,748 Shoot your shot. I'll peep your game. 165 00:07:06,749 --> 00:07:08,349 Okay. 166 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,385 - Hey, hey, hey. - What? 167 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:13,388 What's all this bobble head? Less head more ass. 168 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:14,622 Switch, switch, switch. 169 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:19,627 - Hey. - Hey. 170 00:07:19,628 --> 00:07:22,797 Hi. Hello. 171 00:07:22,798 --> 00:07:25,198 I'm Ashley. 172 00:07:26,634 --> 00:07:28,903 Hey, I know your face from somewhere. 173 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:30,705 Have you been in my spin class before? 174 00:07:30,706 --> 00:07:33,074 Nah, I only did spin one time. 175 00:07:33,075 --> 00:07:35,043 I don't like the way the bicycle seat is shaped. 176 00:07:35,044 --> 00:07:37,478 Something about it, you know, make me feel some type of way. 177 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:39,814 Oh, "The Marlon Way." 178 00:07:39,815 --> 00:07:41,716 Oh, my God, I am a huge fan. 179 00:07:41,717 --> 00:07:43,651 - You watch my channel? - Yes, I do. 180 00:07:43,652 --> 00:07:45,953 - You don't watch my channel. - Yes, I do. 181 00:07:45,954 --> 00:07:47,655 - What's your favorite video? - "Rich Kid, Poor Kid." 182 00:07:47,656 --> 00:07:49,023 - What? - Hands down. 183 00:07:49,024 --> 00:07:51,289 I mean, if you ask me, it was more like a metaphor 184 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:54,559 for the growing socioeconomic disparity in this country. 185 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,794 - It was? - It was. 186 00:07:56,795 --> 00:07:59,797 Dang, brother's deeper than he thought. 187 00:07:59,798 --> 00:08:01,032 - Okay. - Who woke? 188 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,934 - He woke. - He woke. 189 00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:06,538 Hello. 190 00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:07,805 And this is Zack. 191 00:08:07,806 --> 00:08:09,607 I was in labor with him for 28 hours. 192 00:08:09,608 --> 00:08:11,476 His head was huge! 193 00:08:11,477 --> 00:08:13,912 Oh, my gosh, and then his ears got stuck, 194 00:08:13,913 --> 00:08:16,014 and the first epidural didn't really take. 195 00:08:16,015 --> 00:08:18,316 Uh, I just remembered, I forgot to take my flu shot. 196 00:08:18,317 --> 00:08:19,651 You know? - Oh. 197 00:08:19,652 --> 00:08:21,886 Yeah, you better handle that, baby. 198 00:08:21,887 --> 00:08:24,389 Girl, what the hell are you doing? 199 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:25,957 What? I was shooting my shot. 200 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,726 Ashley, you don't talk about your kids like that. 201 00:08:28,727 --> 00:08:30,762 He's trying to think about putting a foot in, 202 00:08:30,763 --> 00:08:32,997 and you telling him about the foot coming out. 203 00:08:32,998 --> 00:08:34,899 Come on, Ashley, you don't announce 204 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,267 the fact that you got kids. 205 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:38,202 No, you get him drunk, you take him home, 206 00:08:38,203 --> 00:08:40,171 you handling your business, and when he get up 207 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:41,940 in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom 208 00:08:41,941 --> 00:08:44,108 and step on a toy, you explain then. 209 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:47,111 "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I got kids." 210 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,080 - That's ridiculous. - No, it's not ridiculous. 211 00:08:49,081 --> 00:08:50,548 There's two things you don't disclose: 212 00:08:50,549 --> 00:08:52,050 kids and STDs. 213 00:08:52,051 --> 00:08:54,885 You just let people find out about those type of things. 214 00:08:56,254 --> 00:09:01,492 Looks like you need a little more sexy back in the VIP, eh? 215 00:09:01,493 --> 00:09:04,462 Don't you think? Uh-huh. 216 00:09:04,463 --> 00:09:08,099 That's what I'm talking about. Oh! 217 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,734 Rude. 218 00:09:09,735 --> 00:09:12,570 Oh, hey, man. 219 00:09:12,571 --> 00:09:14,072 I like your swag. 220 00:09:14,073 --> 00:09:16,975 Yo, how would you like to hang out in the VIP lounge? 221 00:09:16,976 --> 00:09:21,044 - I'd love to. - Oh, is this your plus one? 222 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,116 Yes, it is. 223 00:09:25,117 --> 00:09:26,917 Shall we, my dear? 224 00:09:28,886 --> 00:09:30,321 Huh, okay. 225 00:09:30,322 --> 00:09:34,058 Oh, so you gonna tell me all of this ain't VIP? 226 00:09:34,059 --> 00:09:35,627 Wait, oh, oh, oh. 227 00:09:35,628 --> 00:09:38,129 Hey, I'm with him. Wait, Stevie, Stevie. 228 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,931 Wait-ah. Really? 229 00:09:39,932 --> 00:09:42,433 Okay, now that you know the rules, 230 00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:45,103 what's your opening line? 231 00:09:45,104 --> 00:09:47,205 I don't know. 232 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,673 What's your five-year plan? 233 00:09:48,674 --> 00:09:50,108 A five-year plan? 234 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:51,676 What, you trying to make love or a vision board? 235 00:09:51,677 --> 00:09:54,145 Look, Ashley, watch. 236 00:09:54,146 --> 00:09:56,214 Now see that pretty girl right there? 237 00:09:56,215 --> 00:09:58,249 The one dressed like a grown Puerto Rican baby? 238 00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,551 Mm-hmm. 239 00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:02,320 Watch and learn. 240 00:10:08,027 --> 00:10:09,293 Yo. 241 00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:11,062 If you wanna take me home later, 242 00:10:11,063 --> 00:10:14,131 we just gotta stop and get mice for my pet eagle. 243 00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:22,807 You just love crazy, don't you? 244 00:10:22,808 --> 00:10:24,776 Eagle's gotta eat, Ash. 245 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:26,944 All right, look. 246 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:29,080 You see that brother right there in the blue shirt? 247 00:10:29,081 --> 00:10:31,349 - Mm-hmm. - Try it. 248 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:33,117 - Okay? - Yeah. 249 00:10:33,118 --> 00:10:35,385 - You got this. - Okay. 250 00:10:41,592 --> 00:10:43,927 Yo. 251 00:10:47,265 --> 00:10:50,134 Well, well, looks like you're a pretty good wingman. 252 00:10:50,135 --> 00:10:51,269 I try. 253 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:52,870 Maybe you could wingman for me. 254 00:10:52,871 --> 00:10:57,341 You see, there's this really hot guy at the bar right now. 255 00:10:57,342 --> 00:11:01,546 - Girl, he is fine as hell. - Yeah, he is fine. 256 00:11:01,547 --> 00:11:03,748 Just one thing, I don't... 257 00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:05,483 I don't know if I'm his type. 258 00:11:05,484 --> 00:11:07,485 I don't own a pet eagle. 259 00:11:07,486 --> 00:11:10,955 - Mm, that's a red flag. - Yeah, I thought so. 260 00:11:10,956 --> 00:11:13,391 'Cause a girl that owns a pet that she can't pet 261 00:11:13,392 --> 00:11:15,326 usually means she's a freak in the sheets. 262 00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:17,862 Yeah, well, I do have a puma though. 263 00:11:17,863 --> 00:11:18,963 Does that count? 264 00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,998 - A puma? - A puma. 265 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:23,101 Yeah. 266 00:11:25,037 --> 00:11:26,871 I am going on a break in a few minutes. 267 00:11:26,872 --> 00:11:29,207 So would you like to join me for a drink? 268 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,509 Does a puma have spots? 269 00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:35,313 Oh, okay, for the sake of this witty banter, 270 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:37,215 let's assume pumas have spots. 271 00:11:37,216 --> 00:11:39,984 Yeah, let's do that. All right, I'll see you later. 272 00:11:39,985 --> 00:11:41,652 Pumas don't have spots, right? 273 00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:44,422 - No. - Okay. 274 00:11:44,423 --> 00:11:45,923 Marlon, it worked. 275 00:11:45,924 --> 00:11:48,092 Gerard invited me to sit at his table. 276 00:11:48,093 --> 00:11:49,694 What are wingmen for? 277 00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:52,296 You know, I gotta say, I'm very impressed 278 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,198 with your emotional maturity tonight. 279 00:11:54,199 --> 00:11:55,767 I underestimated you. 280 00:11:55,768 --> 00:11:59,370 So what, off to Petco with eagle chick? 281 00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:02,073 Nah, I'm gonna go have a drink with Tanya. 282 00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:03,841 - Tanya? - Mm-hmm. 283 00:12:03,842 --> 00:12:05,409 Tanya, Tanya? 284 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:08,479 With goals and dreams and no daddy issues Tanya? 285 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,615 Yeah, Tanya. 286 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:12,984 - Hi. - Hey. 287 00:12:12,985 --> 00:12:15,052 So cute. She's actually really cool. 288 00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:16,587 I think we're vibing. 289 00:12:16,588 --> 00:12:18,289 - Vibing. - Mm-hmm. 290 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:21,692 With Tanya. Huh. 291 00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:23,661 Okay, buddy, see you later. 292 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:25,896 Bye, pal. 293 00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:28,833 Hey. 294 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:31,167 Ah, hell no. 295 00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:39,356 What are they laughing at? 296 00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:41,925 He is not that funny. 297 00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:44,027 - Ashley. - Huh? What? 298 00:12:44,028 --> 00:12:45,862 I'm sorry, what were you saying? 299 00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:48,130 - I was asking if you had kids. - I have two. 300 00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:52,435 Really? We're touching arms now? 301 00:12:52,436 --> 00:12:54,704 Uh, you know what, 302 00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:57,173 I feel like it's very selfish of us 303 00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:59,442 to drink all this champagne by ourselves. 304 00:12:59,443 --> 00:13:01,144 Mm-hmm, we should share it. 305 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:03,280 - Really? Because I'm kind of... - Let's go, Gerard! 306 00:13:03,281 --> 00:13:05,248 Um, okay. 307 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:07,050 I mean, they weren't teaching Radio. 308 00:13:07,051 --> 00:13:09,119 Radio was teaching them! 309 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,822 Ahhhh! 310 00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:16,092 Yes! Cuba Gooding Jr. 311 00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:17,460 I like "Boat Trip." 312 00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:20,864 So, um, we have champagne. 313 00:13:20,865 --> 00:13:23,400 What's-his-face got some, and I thought we should share it. 314 00:13:23,401 --> 00:13:25,335 So what are we talking about? 315 00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:27,671 Well, I've just been trying to recruit Marlon here 316 00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:28,972 to take a spin class. 317 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,740 Oh, see, Marlon can't spin. 318 00:13:30,741 --> 00:13:32,475 Yeah, he sweats too much. 319 00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:34,544 See, the sweat and the hair pomade, 320 00:13:34,545 --> 00:13:36,279 they mix together, and when he's on top, 321 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,814 it drips in your eyes and it burns. 322 00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:39,182 You have to wear goggles. 323 00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:40,050 Oh. 324 00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:41,718 You said what now? 325 00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:43,253 Well, sweating is great for you. 326 00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:45,588 It releases toxins and promotes circulation. 327 00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:47,424 So probably explains why Marlon looks so young. 328 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:51,528 Oh, I guess we solved that little mystery, now didn't we? 329 00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:52,996 We did. 330 00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,850 You know, spin's also a great calorie burner. 331 00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,452 Are you with me or are you with her? 332 00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:58,721 I'm with you. 333 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:03,596 Oh, so, um, who has any particularly disgusting 334 00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,431 habits we can talk about? 335 00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:07,100 Oh, I know, Marlon. 336 00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:09,903 He likes to cut his toenails with a steak knife. 337 00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:11,204 Isn't that nasty? 338 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,776 Not when you keep it to yourself. 339 00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:17,477 Well, I can't judge, 340 00:14:17,478 --> 00:14:21,081 because I bite mine and smell 'em too, so... 341 00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:23,049 Oh, my God, you're a sniffer? 342 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,685 - I am. - I'm a sniffer too! 343 00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:31,958 Ashley, you know, at first, I didn't know what to think. 344 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,427 I thought you was, like, hating, 345 00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:37,764 but now I realize, I wasn't wingmaning for you. 346 00:14:37,765 --> 00:14:41,168 You was wingmaning for me. 347 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:43,170 You just Radio'd this whole thing. 348 00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:44,504 Ohh. 349 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:47,206 Ah, yeah. 350 00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:56,483 Where the hell you been, Puff the Magic Afro? 351 00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:59,252 I've been waiting here all night for your ass. 352 00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:01,655 You gotta get me in the lounge before Reggie leaves. 353 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:03,423 I can't, I got kicked out. 354 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,693 Allegedly I knocked over $4,000 worth of drinks 355 00:15:06,694 --> 00:15:08,795 with this cane. 356 00:15:08,796 --> 00:15:09,901 Crazy, right? 357 00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:11,932 Well, how am I supposed to make Reggie jealous 358 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,133 if I can't get in there? 359 00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:14,935 Well, if Reggie is still bald, 360 00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:16,436 he's walking out of VIP right now. 361 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,672 Okay, how do we make him jealous? 362 00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:19,873 I think the quickest way 363 00:15:19,874 --> 00:15:22,575 would be for you and I to just... 364 00:15:25,111 --> 00:15:28,248 I was gonna say, "Look like we're in a deep conversation," 365 00:15:28,249 --> 00:15:30,050 but that totally works too. 366 00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,752 My God, that's not Reggie! 367 00:15:32,753 --> 00:15:34,354 - I thought it was. - God! 368 00:15:34,355 --> 00:15:36,156 If I'm being honest, I always thought I was near-sighted, 369 00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:38,692 but I'm beginning to suspect I might be legally blind. 370 00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:39,993 Oh, my God. 371 00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:41,561 Can I have my glasses back, please? 372 00:15:41,562 --> 00:15:43,230 You want your glasses. 373 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,766 Fetch. 374 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:50,370 Did you just throw something? 375 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:51,771 Yes, cheers. 376 00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:53,073 Easy, Marlon. 377 00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:54,674 You know when you drink too much champagne, 378 00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:57,310 you piss the bed. 379 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,580 You do that too? 380 00:16:00,581 --> 00:16:02,415 N-no. 381 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:03,984 No? Ha! 382 00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,021 She don't do that. Hey, Ashley, 383 00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:10,891 let me holler at you right quick, huh? 384 00:16:10,892 --> 00:16:12,692 Girl, what is wrong with you? 385 00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:14,160 Why you acting out of pocket? 386 00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:15,996 I am the corner pocket. 387 00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:18,798 You're the one who begged to be my wingman, 388 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,401 and now you're bailing on me. Not cool, Marlon. 389 00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:22,936 But I've been a great wingman. 390 00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,438 Look, Ash, we landed the plane, okay? 391 00:16:25,439 --> 00:16:27,207 You are on your way to baggage claim. 392 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,510 Gerard is sitting there holding a sign with your name on it. 393 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:35,682 Hop on his long, black limousine and enjoy the ride. 394 00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:38,585 I'm surprised you even noticed him, 395 00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:41,321 you're so busy kiki-ing with your little friend. 396 00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:44,157 My little friend? 397 00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:46,993 Wow. You're jealous. 398 00:16:46,994 --> 00:16:48,628 Oh, please! 399 00:16:48,629 --> 00:16:51,898 I'm jealous of a grown woman wearing a body-con dress 400 00:16:51,899 --> 00:16:54,734 and high-top sneakers like we at a high school dance. 401 00:16:54,735 --> 00:16:57,037 Wow! 402 00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:59,272 Did you just take three shots at her? 403 00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:00,140 Pow-pow-pow-pow? 404 00:17:00,141 --> 00:17:03,577 Wow, you are jealous. 405 00:17:03,578 --> 00:17:05,745 Ashley, are you okay? 406 00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:07,781 Girl... 407 00:17:07,782 --> 00:17:09,349 I'ma be okay, 408 00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:12,385 as soon as I can talk to the father of my two children 409 00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:13,820 without some bartender 410 00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:17,591 rolling her ass all up in my business. 411 00:17:17,592 --> 00:17:20,293 Ohhh! 412 00:17:20,294 --> 00:17:22,028 Oh-oh! 413 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:23,530 Ohhh! 414 00:17:23,531 --> 00:17:24,864 You gonna take that? 415 00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:26,800 Ooh, that's light-on-light crime. 416 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:29,069 - Sweetie, calm down. - Sweetie? 417 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:32,272 Did you just touch me? 418 00:17:32,273 --> 00:17:34,574 Did this bitch just touch me? 419 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,743 - Whoa. - Coo-coo! 420 00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,645 Whoa-ohhh! 421 00:17:38,646 --> 00:17:39,646 Did she? 422 00:17:39,647 --> 00:17:41,147 Because inquiring minds 423 00:17:41,148 --> 00:17:42,515 sure as hell want to know. 424 00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:44,784 Don't get me to clap on you. 425 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:46,453 You don't want her to start clapping. 426 00:17:46,454 --> 00:17:49,522 'Cause we will encore your ass! 427 00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:51,625 - What you wanna do? - I'ma get the top. 428 00:17:51,626 --> 00:17:53,560 Okay, I'll get the bottom. Let's go. Let's go. 429 00:17:53,561 --> 00:17:55,795 Wait, wait, ladies, ladies, ladies! 430 00:17:55,796 --> 00:17:57,664 You cannot do this... 431 00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,866 until I get my phone out. Hold on. 432 00:17:59,867 --> 00:18:01,701 Marlon, you better get your little friend 433 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:05,338 before I cash that check, 'cause that's EBT all day. 434 00:18:05,339 --> 00:18:07,374 Wait a minute. Oh, no, you didn't. 435 00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,809 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 436 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:12,812 You called your boys on me? Is that what you did? 437 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,681 That's what I wanted you to do! 438 00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:16,349 Hey, hey, I'm gonna see your ass in spin class! 439 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,084 Yvette, get my purse! I got you! 440 00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,320 We coming for you! We're coming for you! 441 00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:22,956 Hey, Gerry, thanks for the champagne, brother. 442 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:26,325 WorldStar! WorldStar! 443 00:18:28,161 --> 00:18:30,664 I wish I coulda seen that. 444 00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:33,532 Marlon? Oh, there you are. 445 00:18:39,915 --> 00:18:41,875 What grown-ass woman 446 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:44,144 gets kicked out of a nightclub? 447 00:18:45,312 --> 00:18:47,547 Oh, my God, wait till I tell Zack 448 00:18:47,548 --> 00:18:50,784 his mamma is ratchet. 449 00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:53,253 Oh, he gonna be so proud. 450 00:18:53,254 --> 00:18:55,989 Marlon, you do not have to rub it in. 451 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:58,291 You know, for the first time in 17 years, 452 00:18:58,292 --> 00:19:00,894 I'm not the crazy one in this relationship. 453 00:19:02,797 --> 00:19:05,999 Girl, this feels good. 454 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,636 Okay, fine, perhaps I'm not as mature as I thought. 455 00:19:09,637 --> 00:19:11,070 Perhaps? 456 00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:15,475 Girl, you got over 3 million views Shade Room. 457 00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:18,244 Con-ratch-ulations. 458 00:19:18,245 --> 00:19:20,013 Ashley, come on, man. What happened? 459 00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:21,748 I mean, you've been cool with me dating girls 460 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,183 since we split. 461 00:19:23,184 --> 00:19:26,119 Yeah, that's because they've all been crazy chicks. 462 00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:30,490 You know, when I saw you vibing with Tanya, 463 00:19:30,491 --> 00:19:32,859 I don't know, it seemed significant. 464 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,994 And for the past 17 years, 465 00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:39,132 I've been the significant woman in your life. 466 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,034 I got jealous, Marlon, okay? 467 00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,702 I'm embarrassed. 468 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,971 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. 469 00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:46,339 It's okay. 470 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:50,643 You will always be significant to me. 471 00:19:50,644 --> 00:19:54,314 I mean, look, this whole thing is new for us, okay? 472 00:19:54,315 --> 00:19:56,883 We're gonna figure it out, and it's gonna take some time. 473 00:19:56,884 --> 00:20:00,520 And sometimes you gonna go a little baby mama on 'em. 474 00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:05,725 But you can do that. You know why? 475 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,360 I got you. 476 00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:08,228 Really? 477 00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:09,562 Yes, I got you. 478 00:20:09,563 --> 00:20:12,031 I'm not just your wingman in a club. 479 00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:14,033 I'm your wingman for life. 480 00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:18,705 Wanna beat? - No. 481 00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:20,139 Okay. 482 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:23,209 So you gonna see Tanya again? 483 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,011 What do you think? You told her I'm a squirter. 484 00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:26,379 I don't think so. 485 00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:30,416 You know what, she's not your type anyway. 486 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:33,152 Clearly you like crazy chicks who start fights in clubs 487 00:20:33,153 --> 00:20:36,489 with perfectly pleasant people that they met at spin class. 488 00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:41,494 Hey, so how'd it go? Did you make Reggie jealous? 489 00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:44,063 No, I saw on Instagram he never even made it 490 00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:46,099 to the club tonight, and I went and kissed 491 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,701 Mr. Cornball on the Cob here for nothing. 492 00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:52,572 Tonight sucked. 493 00:20:52,573 --> 00:20:55,775 Well, I know something that'll cheer you up. 494 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,043 Do not say... 495 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:59,612 "Radio!" 496 00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:03,283 Oh, this movie gets better and better with age. 497 00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:06,719 It's the Angela Bassett of movies. 498 00:21:08,307 --> 00:21:14,472 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.