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You always said you'd
never leave Kansas City

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unless it was for something really big.

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Well, I just got an offer
from New York, darlin'.

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The Yankees?

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The Mets.

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Ohh.

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Yeah, I know, but I'd still
be the voice of New York.

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And you and I would finally
be the king and queen

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of a great city... of the city.

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Well, Kansas City's a great city.

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Yeah, for ribs, and that's it.

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And Memphis is better.

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Jim, we have neighbors.

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Watch your mouth.

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We've built a life for ourselves here.

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It's also small-time, is what it is.

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I'm... I'm a peacock, darlin'.

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I need to strut my stuff
out there on the world stage.

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I love you, Jim.

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And I want you to be happy.

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So...

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let's do it.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- New York?
- Yeah.

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Honey, I love you. I love you.

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Mwah.

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You know, the first
time you said that to me

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was 20 years ago today.

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Is today the 9th?

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, how could I have forgotten that?

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- I'm sorry.
- Aww.

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You can make it up to me later.

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Oh-kay!

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All right.

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I might need a little
nap first, but yeah, yeah.

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Oh!

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- Love you, honey.
- I love you, too!

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Supper will be on the stove!

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Thank you.

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Bob Greenwald.

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You shut your mouth, you little bitch.

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Yes, Mistress L.

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Now, I want you to grab some nitrous,

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and you get your tiny dick to my house.

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How is it still on fire after a week?!

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It's like we're in hell!

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I feel that hell would
be more impressive.

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These FEMA assholes won't let us play

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just 'cause the ground
temperature is 157.

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They wear cleats, you know!

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I'm gonna take this.

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Okay.

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Joe Buck.

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Are we "randomly call each other
during the day" friends now?

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Mm, no, not quite.

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I've got you listed as

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Golden-Voiced Homeless
Man number 2 in my phone.

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Look, the way I see it,

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Musburger's turd means
I owe you a favor now.

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I've been making some calls, and I may

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have gotten you a job in baseball.

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Oh, Joe, I would kill up to five people

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for you if you could get
me the hell outta here.

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Atlanta's thinking about
making a change at play-by-play,

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but you make them nervous.

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So, here's the deal.
You got to go down...

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You got to go down to their
AAA club in New Orleans

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and work for a while.

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Oh, my God, that's incredible.

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And tell 'em not to be nervous.

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Tell 'em I don't drink...

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hard liquor between the
hours of 6:00 and 11:00 a.m.

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What about drugs?

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Oh, no, the cocaine, that's just...

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it's like little confidence
cups of coffee during the day,

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little bumps. That's all.

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Buddy, listen.

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If you can make it no booze

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between 6:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.,

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and coke only on the weekends,

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I think I can hook this up for you.

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All right, there, mommy.

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Okay, but either way, this
calls for a celebration.

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The only catch is you
have to start immediately.

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Ahh.

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What was that?

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What was that?

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- Who do you think you are?!
- Oh, oh, I gotta go.

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Thank you, Joe Buck.

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Let me know.

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This is crap.

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Who do you think you are?!

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You think you're such a
big shot, Mr. FEMA guy!

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- All right. Okay.
- You know who you are?

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You're just the orderly that's summoned

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when America shits itself!

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All right, easy there.
Hey, Jake LaMotta, easy.

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Hey, let him go.

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Come on, Jules. My
goodness, it's not his fault.

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I know.

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It's Pennsylvania Shale's.

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What the fuck do you think you're doing?

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I'm playing solitaire.

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Yeah, I got addicted to the
solitaire on my office computer,

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so I come in here...

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You set fire to my field?!

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I heard about the natural phenomenon

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occurring at the
stadium. That is a shame.

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I just want to assure you that we...

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Just be real for one God damn second

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and admit that you set fire to my field

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because you want my team to go under

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for some bullshit reason!

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I would never, ever
do anything like that.

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And even if I did, I
would never admit to it

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'cause I'm assuming you're recording me.

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What?

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Come on. Slide it over.

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Okay.

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Fine.

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Spy pen, please.

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The one just pokin' on out of the bag.

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That's good.

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All right.

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Wow, are you kidding me?

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You have a record
player in your boardroom?

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Shh, shh, shh.

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It just sounds warmer.

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My God, you're so sick.

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Look, this is nothing personal, Jules.

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I genuinely like you.

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You are very, very good-looking,

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but the forces you're
facing are bigger than me.

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They're bigger than Pennsylvania Shale.

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Someday, when everything
switches over to solar panels

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in a hundred years, or,
you know, God willing, 200,

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a guy like me is gonna be having
the exact same conversation

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with someone who owns the
best place to catch the sun.

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Or maybe it'd even
sound different, like...

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like that future
language in "Cloud Atlas."

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Oh, my God, I... Have you seen?

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That movie is wild.

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What were we talking
about right before that?

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All right, asshole.

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I thought that my revenge
was gonna be satisfying,

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but I guess I'll just
have to settle

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for petty.

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What... what do we got here?

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It's something from a
naturally occurring puddle

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inside the visitor bullpen.

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No, no. Don't, please, don't!

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- Ha!
- Not the vinyl!

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Oh, my God, the smell!

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Aah! Aah! Aah!

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Aaaaaaah!

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It burns! It's burning my eyes!

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Make it stop. It burns!

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What'd you decide, Jim?

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I'm torn, Joe Buck.

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I want the job, of course,
but the problem is Jules.

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I love her, and I'm terrified of her.

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Probably in equal measure.

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Look, I think I've given
you the wrong impression.

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Uh, I just wanted to do you a solid.

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I didn't volunteer to be the
guy you come to for life advice.

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You ever mad eye contact with someone

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while they stuck a finger

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farther and farther up your butt?

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And you don't know how
much more you can handle,

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but they do?

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I'm in the bathroom right now.

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Ah, just answer the question, Joe.

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I was born in Florida.

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Of course I've had a finger in my ass.

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Then you know what it's
like to be in love, Joe Buck.

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I'm hanging up now.

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Hey...

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Fucking Brockmire.

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Hey! I have great news.

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Don't tell me those bastards
agreed to accept responsibility.

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No, they kicked me off their property

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and file a restraining order against me.

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But then FEMA called and said

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that the last fire finally
went out on the field.

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So we can re-sod the grass
and play our last game.

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Are you ready?

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I mean, I got nowhere else to be.

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So, we have to do
what to pay off your loan?

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I have to sell a week's worth
of concessions is one game,

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and we have to win to stay above .500.

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Forgive my negativity,

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but you're not gonna
sell that much in one day.

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Nobody's gonna eat 15 hot dogs.

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They might drink 15 beers.

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You know, we never did better business

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than when we forfeited the Butler game

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and everybody just stayed and drank.

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All right, so we get the entire stadium

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to get as drunk as humanly possible.

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I love that plan.

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♪ Swing the bat, hit the ball ♪

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- ♪ Knock it right over the wall ♪
- Ahh.

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♪ It's time to play a baseball game ♪

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♪ Step right to the
plate and take your aim ♪

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♪ See the home team score the winning run ♪

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Okay, so, I posted about
you doing a live podcast

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on your Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook.

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Maybe we could also
live stream it, right?

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Maybe one of those, uh, PayPal
donate buttons generate some,

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uh... What do you call it?
Some crowdsource money, huh?

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Yeah. That's a... a great idea.

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What can I say?

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I learned from the best, didn't I?

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All right, here we go.

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♪ Let's play a baseball game ♪

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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
to Morristown Stadium.

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We have got a heck of a ballgame

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planned for you here this afternoon.

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Now, in order to keep
the Frackers right here

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in Morristown where they belong,

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we have decided to hold

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a stadium-wide drinkin' contest.

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That's right, a stadium-wide
drinkin' contest.

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The rules of this game are simple.

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After every inning, drink a beer.

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After every run scored, drink a beer.

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Heck, after ever
strikeout, drink a beer.

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Oh, if the guy sittin'
next to you drinks a beer,

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you got to drink a beer.

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And drink a beer every time
you hear me say the magic words,

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"Hey, everybody, drink a beer!"

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So, good luck to us and
good luck to our Frackers.

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Are you gonna die?

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Probably not.

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But, hey, if somethin'
should happen, Charles,

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I just... I want to thank
you for all your assistance

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and your companionship. You just...

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believe it or not,
you're the best friend

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I have on this earth.

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That seemed to terrify you. Why is that?

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Well, it's 'cause...

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I could say the same thing about you.

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I really need to get my shit together.

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Oh, welcome to the
club, my young friend.

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Welcome to the club. I'll drink to that.

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To gettin' shit together.

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22 beers for the price of 21, guys.

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Hi again. Whoo-hoo!

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Yep, okay. Good on you.

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More beer... we need more beer!

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Yoshi workin' on an 0-2
count to the leadoff batter.

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Oh, I haven't seen gas
like that from Yoshi

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since he played for the Yankees.

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That is the first strikeout
of the game, folks,

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and that means that we
are drinkin' a beer!

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Everybody drink a beer.

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Cheers!

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You know what?

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00:10:45,872 --> 00:10:47,443
Folks, everybody burp with me.

261
00:10:47,476 --> 00:10:48,812
Everybody, one, two, three...

262
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,182
I don't care if they puke.

263
00:10:52,215 --> 00:10:53,283
Just keep selling beer!

264
00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,452
Whoo! Move it!

265
00:10:55,485 --> 00:10:56,952
Next.

266
00:10:56,986 --> 00:10:58,021
That do?

267
00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:00,856
Here is your change.

268
00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:02,726
Ah-haha!

269
00:11:02,759 --> 00:11:05,195
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

270
00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:09,031
Move y'all big ass! Ha ha ha!

271
00:11:09,064 --> 00:11:11,133
Little pop-up to
the third-base side.

272
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,171
Uribe giving chase. Does he have room?

273
00:11:14,203 --> 00:11:15,938
He does!

274
00:11:15,971 --> 00:11:17,808
That'll end the third,

275
00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:21,712
and that means that we are
drinkin' a beer, Morristown!

276
00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:24,214
Everybody drink a beer!

277
00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:26,482
Ha! Salute.

278
00:11:29,218 --> 00:11:32,822
No sipping, everybody.
Chugging only. Come on.

279
00:11:36,893 --> 00:11:40,130
Yeah, Pedro!

280
00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,100
All right,
bot... bottom of the fifth.

281
00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:46,002
Oh, here he comes.

282
00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:49,632
Folks, if you are feeling the
breeze out there in left field,

283
00:11:49,672 --> 00:11:50,774
that is coming from
the bat of John Elton,

284
00:11:50,807 --> 00:11:53,210
who has struck out
swingin' three times today.

285
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,977
Hey! Shut up!

286
00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:56,512
Hey, you shut up.

287
00:11:56,545 --> 00:12:00,217
Just... just concentrate
on the ball for once.

288
00:12:02,351 --> 00:12:06,923
Oh! Somebody just set
that vacuum on blow!

289
00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:09,426
Home run for John Elton!

290
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,027
That just made the score 1-0.

291
00:12:12,061 --> 00:12:13,096
My goodness!

292
00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:16,298
That means that we are drinkin' a beer!

293
00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:19,770
Drink a beer, everybody.

294
00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:21,471
Mmm!

295
00:12:21,504 --> 00:12:25,958
That is the unlikeliest
beer I have ever drunk.

296
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,915
Home run for John Elton.

297
00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,212
Oh! Well, that's for you, too, son.

298
00:12:30,246 --> 00:12:32,882
That's for you. Congratulations.

299
00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:33,983
Mm!

300
00:12:39,521 --> 00:12:43,349
All right, now, it's time for
the seventh-inning stretch.

301
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:45,588
Or you... you can just stay sitting

302
00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,269
if standing is too hard for you.

303
00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,498
Whoo!

304
00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:52,234
Anyway, mm, mm, mm.

305
00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:54,237
Ohh.

306
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:56,840
Mwah!

307
00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:59,375
Hey, everybody. Hey, Morristown.

308
00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:02,345
Why do men do that at the urinal?

309
00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:05,881
Why do they lean their
head on the... on the wall?

310
00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:07,983
What's up with that?

311
00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:10,486
- Anyway...
- Keep 'em comin'!

312
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:14,457
Guys, not throwing it, please.

313
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:17,394
Oh, this microphone
feels cool on my head.

314
00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:24,467
Everybody...

315
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,171
Ooh, hoo, everybody's feelin' it now.

316
00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:30,207
I know that I am.

317
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,875
Whoa.

318
00:13:31,908 --> 00:13:34,443
M-Morristown, um...

319
00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:36,045
Jim, we did it!

320
00:13:36,078 --> 00:13:37,513
We did it!

321
00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:39,082
We made more than enough
to pay off the loan.

322
00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:41,284
- You can stop drinking.
- Oh, that's so good.

323
00:13:41,317 --> 00:13:43,220
That's so good!

324
00:13:43,252 --> 00:13:44,987
Oh, my God!

325
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,890
What are you doing? Stop!

326
00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:50,125
I'm celebratin'. Come
on, you got to celebrate.

327
00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:51,561
We'll still have to win the game.

328
00:13:51,593 --> 00:13:53,896
Uh, wha...

329
00:13:53,929 --> 00:13:57,433
We're not winnin'? Come
on. What's the score?

330
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,302
Pfft!

331
00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:01,905
I'm drunk.

332
00:14:01,938 --> 00:14:03,572
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm drunk.

333
00:14:03,606 --> 00:14:04,908
God damn it, I'm drunk.

334
00:14:04,941 --> 00:14:06,910
Jim, we're up by a run,

335
00:14:06,943 --> 00:14:08,645
but the bases are loaded with no outs

336
00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:10,112
in the top of the ninth.

337
00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,946
- Oh, that is not good.
- No.

338
00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:14,303
- So I am drinking a beer.
- Don't...

339
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,452
- No, no, no, stop, stop.
- Stop, please.

340
00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:20,423
Jules, when'd you get here?

341
00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:23,058
Hey, how we doin'... doin' on money?

342
00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:24,593
Oh, dear God.

343
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,262
I gotta pee. Oh, my...

344
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:27,330
Ah, pfft!

345
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,995
Come on.

346
00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:34,296
Ah!

347
00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:36,263
Oh, shit.

348
00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:38,667
He finally snapped.

349
00:14:42,671 --> 00:14:44,306
Time-out.

350
00:14:44,339 --> 00:14:45,741
Time, time, time.

351
00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:47,075
Announcer's time.

352
00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:48,342
Bring it in.

353
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,077
Frackers.

354
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,812
Come on, bring it in, move it!

355
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,349
Whoo. All right.

356
00:14:54,381 --> 00:14:56,083
How you doin', Yoshi?

357
00:14:56,116 --> 00:14:58,152
All right, good. Yo, hustle it up.

358
00:14:58,186 --> 00:15:00,355
Good hustle, good hustle.

359
00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:02,157
Ohh.

360
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:06,128
You guys are great. You, I love. Mwah!

361
00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,063
Mwah!

362
00:15:08,096 --> 00:15:09,664
Oh! You sweaty.

363
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,170
Why is Brockmire sobbing,
telling us that he loves us?

364
00:15:15,202 --> 00:15:16,672
Because I do love you!

365
00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:18,440
Because you guys, you play the game...

366
00:15:18,472 --> 00:15:19,874
Wait.

367
00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:21,677
... that you all fell
in love with as kids.

368
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:24,146
And that's... it's beautiful.

369
00:15:24,178 --> 00:15:25,913
That's beautiful.

370
00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:27,148
It's beautiful, right?

371
00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:29,317
Yeah, we'll just all gently agree

372
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,985
with whatever he says, okay?

373
00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:34,255
Hey, look. It's your pal, Charles.

374
00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:35,790
- Charles.
- Charles.

375
00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:37,925
- What are you...
- Go get him.

376
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:40,062
Life is hard for you
'cause you're black.

377
00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:41,430
- Oh.
- And that's... that's insane.

378
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,197
- It's crazy, man.
- Come on.

379
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,398
It's wrong. Let's go.

380
00:15:44,432 --> 00:15:46,067
What year is it?

381
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,470
It's... it's... it's the
current year that... that it is?

382
00:15:48,503 --> 00:15:50,004
- Absolutely.
- That's not right.

383
00:15:50,038 --> 00:15:51,239
That's right, come on.

384
00:15:51,272 --> 00:15:52,340
Wait, I forgot to tell them one thing.

385
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:53,408
- No, no, it's fine.
- No.

386
00:15:53,441 --> 00:15:54,408
They'll be fine. They'll be fine.

387
00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:55,576
- They'll be fine without it.
- All right, easy.

388
00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:58,245
Yoshi's running on fumes,
so somebody has to step up.

389
00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,081
Come on, guys, I signed you all

390
00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:02,084
'cause I saw that you all had something.

391
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:03,851
Or had something left.

392
00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:06,120
Danny, I watched you turn
a gorgeous double play

393
00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:07,822
at a juco in upstate New York.

394
00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:09,924
Uribe, a scout sent me
a link to your highlights

395
00:16:09,957 --> 00:16:10,759
in the Venezuelan league.

396
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,427
I tracked you down that night.

397
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:16,098
And, John Elton... John Elton.

398
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:18,766
Honestly, that was a mistake.

399
00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,402
I asked an agent for Juan
Eltun, and he misheard me.

400
00:16:21,436 --> 00:16:22,471
But...

401
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,773
Actually explains a lot.

402
00:16:24,806 --> 00:16:26,408
But you just hit the go-ahead home run.

403
00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:27,875
- Yeah.
- Yeah. -Yeah.

404
00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,343
If he can do that,

405
00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:31,746
just imagine what the
rest of you are capable of.

406
00:16:31,779 --> 00:16:32,980
- Yes!
- All right.

407
00:16:33,014 --> 00:16:35,783
I know this wasn't
your dream to be here,

408
00:16:35,817 --> 00:16:36,985
but it is mine.

409
00:16:37,018 --> 00:16:39,387
So please, someone get out
there and make a God damn play!

410
00:16:40,889 --> 00:16:43,124
- Let's go!
- Uno, dos, tres...

411
00:16:43,158 --> 00:16:45,527
Frackers!

412
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,262
For you, Miss Jules! For you!

413
00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:49,363
Where'd you get that?

414
00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:50,866
I don't know.

415
00:16:50,898 --> 00:16:52,868
I just looked down, and there it was.

416
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,469
Tell you what... I feel naked,

417
00:16:55,503 --> 00:16:58,474
uh, watching the game without
a microphone in my hand.

418
00:17:00,575 --> 00:17:01,777
How's this?

419
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,077
Where'd you get that?

420
00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:04,379
I don't know.

421
00:17:04,412 --> 00:17:05,513
I just looked down, and it was there.

422
00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:08,482
- You're a prodigy. God damn you, prodigy.
- Thank you.

423
00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:10,252
All right, hey.

424
00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:12,387
Drunken idiots of Morristown...

425
00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:13,822
Yeah, hello.

426
00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:16,091
Turn your attention to the field.

427
00:17:16,124 --> 00:17:18,160
You will see the greatest victory

428
00:17:18,192 --> 00:17:20,461
in the history of Morristown right now.

429
00:17:20,494 --> 00:17:22,230
Come on, Frackers!

430
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,201
From your lips to
Willie Stargell's ears.

431
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:29,870
Come on now, Frackers!
Come on, cheer 'em.

432
00:17:29,903 --> 00:17:31,839
- Go, let's go!
- Oh, Yoshi.

433
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:33,074
You got this, mang.

434
00:17:33,106 --> 00:17:34,509
Joo got this.

435
00:17:34,541 --> 00:17:37,378
Go, Yoshi.

436
00:17:37,412 --> 00:17:38,980
Come on, Yoshi!

437
00:18:00,268 --> 00:18:02,270
Oh, nice grab by Uribe.

438
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,299
Round the horn.

439
00:18:16,317 --> 00:18:17,419
Out!

440
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:24,892
Triple play! Triple play!

441
00:18:24,925 --> 00:18:27,261
Whoo!

442
00:18:28,328 --> 00:18:30,898
Yeah!

443
00:18:30,932 --> 00:18:33,300
We did it!

444
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:34,635
I never seen it!

445
00:18:34,669 --> 00:18:37,138
I never seen a triple
play to win a game!

446
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:40,107
Baseball lives in Morristown!

447
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,595
Whoo!

448
00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:02,496
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

449
00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:04,331
Yeah, baby!

450
00:19:12,006 --> 00:19:14,409
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

451
00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:17,012
Oh, my God! Yeah!

452
00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,059
Well, good morning, sunshine.

453
00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:34,262
Hey.

454
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:38,475
Uh...

455
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,815
I'm sorry.

456
00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:48,309
Atlanta wants to audition
me to be their new announcer.

457
00:19:48,343 --> 00:19:51,647
They want me to finish off
the season at AAA New Orleans.

458
00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:55,249
Look, you know

459
00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:56,617
that if I have a path to The Show,

460
00:19:56,651 --> 00:19:59,488
I just... I have to take it.

461
00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:01,749
I know.

462
00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:05,118
Jules, come with me.

463
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:09,698
You know I can't.

464
00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:14,269
I'm not going to abandon my team.

465
00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:15,336
Why not?

466
00:20:15,369 --> 00:20:17,304
God, you have this fantasy
that if you save the team,

467
00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:18,472
you're gonna save the town.

468
00:20:18,506 --> 00:20:21,309
But you're plugging a dam
with a dozen other leaks in it.

469
00:20:21,342 --> 00:20:24,079
How do you think this place
got to be the way it is?

470
00:20:24,112 --> 00:20:26,949
Anytime anybody made
anything, then they just left.

471
00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:30,050
If you really wanted me to come,

472
00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:31,686
you wouldn't have packed
your bags before you asked.

473
00:20:31,719 --> 00:20:34,422
Oh, screw the... hey.
Screw the bags, okay?

474
00:20:34,454 --> 00:20:36,557
- I want you with me. I love you.
- No!

475
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,993
You don't get to say that while
you're walking out the door.

476
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:42,463
Ah, see? This is why I did
not want to get involved, okay?

477
00:20:42,497 --> 00:20:44,164
- I didn't want get...
- Trapped?

478
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:45,567
I wasn't gonna say "trapped," all right?

479
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:47,267
I was gonna use a different
word than "trapped."

480
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,471
A-a nicer word.

481
00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:51,038
Uh, enmeshed.

482
00:20:56,711 --> 00:20:58,278
I've never trapped a man in my life.

483
00:20:58,311 --> 00:20:59,580
You want to leave? Leave.

484
00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:01,125
Wha...

485
00:21:01,189 --> 00:21:03,317
I don't wanna leave. I
have to leave, Jules.

486
00:21:03,351 --> 00:21:04,022
I...

487
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,288
Yeah, I know, sure.

488
00:21:11,092 --> 00:21:13,128
Take care of yourself.

489
00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:19,634
Wait.

490
00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:24,605
About a year from now,

491
00:21:24,638 --> 00:21:26,807
you're gonna realize the
colossal mistake you just made.

492
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,475
You're gonna come crawling back.

493
00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:30,077
You're gonna want to fix it.

494
00:21:30,111 --> 00:21:32,614
You're gonna try to sweet-talk me.

495
00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:36,417
Let me save you the time
and tell you right now.

496
00:21:36,451 --> 00:21:38,644
Go fuck yourself.

497
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:42,144
You're dead to me.

498
00:21:42,623 --> 00:21:44,159
Now you can go.

499
00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:52,059
Can I just... can I grab my bag?

500
00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:53,067
Leave!

501
00:21:56,104 --> 00:21:58,306
- Please?
- Now!

502
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:17,325
Where's your luggage?

503
00:22:21,988 --> 00:22:24,298
I am going to get drunk and pass out.

504
00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:29,537
Wake me when we get to Louisiana.

505
00:22:29,569 --> 00:22:32,406
Sure thing.

506
00:22:41,449 --> 00:22:44,419
So, this, uh... this apartment
you're getting in New Orleans,

507
00:22:44,451 --> 00:22:45,854
I'm assuming it's a two-bedroom

508
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,355
'cause I don't know if I
can handle a Bert and Ernie,

509
00:22:48,388 --> 00:22:50,257
twin-bed situation.

510
00:22:50,290 --> 00:22:53,360
I actually understood that reference.

511
00:22:53,401 --> 00:22:57,468
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