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Previously on
"Stan Against Evil"...in color.

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Leon: Sheriff Miller?
It's your wife, sir. She's dead.

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I'm Evelyn Barret.

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I'm the new sheriff
of Willard's Mill.

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Starting today,
you're as good as dead.

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Man: This whole town's haunted
'cause of the witch burnings.

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Of course, they weren't
really witches.

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Leon: Willard's Mill had a
constable named Thaddeus Eccles.

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You know how many witches
Thaddeus Eccles burned?

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172.

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Evie: One person
burned 172 people?

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One sheriff.

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And ever since,
every sheriff we've ever had

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has died an early,
violent, horrible death.

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Except Stan.

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[Growling]

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[Grunts]

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Pipe to the head.
Never fails.

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Not that I've ever...

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done that
to a suspect.

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That would,
of course, be...

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illegal.

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Evie: Who are you?
Constance:
He did not send you?

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He won't let me go.
I'm afraid he wants you, too.

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Who?

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Man: You're supposed to destroy
Constable Eccles.

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I'm supposed to kill a guy
who's been dead for 400 years?

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If you continue
down this path,

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you're gonna find
a time loop.

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What is this place?
This is the space
between spaces.

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How do I get out?

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Please!
I have to get back!

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No!

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Evelyn Barret, as Constable
of Willard's Mill Township,

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I, Thaddeus Eccles,

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accuse you
of the crime of witchcraft.

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[Indistinct shouting]
No!

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Something ain't right.

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[Indistinct shouting]

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Evelyn Barret,
unholy viper!

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[Scoffs]
I am not the viper!

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You are!

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Woman: Watch your mouth,
blondie!

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Oh, please!

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Child of Satan,
you shall be purified,

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and nothing
quite purifies like fire!

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No!

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[Indistinct shouting]

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Man:
Hey, I'm a pilgrim!

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[Crickets chirping]

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[Eerie music plays]

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**

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**

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**

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Stan?

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[Gasps]

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**

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**

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Don't you remember me,
buddy?

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No.
I don't.

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I died in 1692.

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You're in
the wrong world.

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How could I remember you
if you died in 1692?

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Figure it out.

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Boop!

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[Gasps]

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Oh, goddammit.

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I can't get any rest
when I'm sleeping.

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Oh, God.

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[Bed creaks]

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Morning, Dad.
Hey, Evie.

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I'm Denise.

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Beg your pardon?

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You called me Evie --
again.

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My name is Denise.
Who's Evie?

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I don't know.

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Are you sure?

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You have some girlfriend
you're not telling me about?

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You been acting
real weird lately.

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It sounds familiar,
doesn't it?

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But I don't know
anybody named Evie.

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Whoever she is,

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she better not be
some scuzzy hag with a dead leg,

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walking in here,

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trying to limp around
and be my new mom.

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"Oh, sweetheart,
why don't you go

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down to the packy
and get me a pack of smokes."

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You're not my mother.

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"Don't talk to sass to me
or I'll kick your ass."

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At least my ass works.

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"Don't talk to
your new mother like that."

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I don't like your
tone with me.

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"I don't like
your tone."

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I don't want
a new mom!

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[Tires squeal]

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**

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**

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Hey.

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**

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Where did you go?

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What are
you lookin' at?

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Huh?

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Punk.

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Ah.
Dick.

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Hey! Hey!

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Don't I know you?

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**

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Can I help you?

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No,
I'm talking to her.

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How...
How do I know you?

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Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to move.
Why, huh?

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Do I need
to call you the sheriff?

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Go ahead.

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Who is
the sheriff?

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[Chuckles]
You don't know?

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Leon?

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Hello, Stanley.

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Leon, you can't be
the new sheriff.

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The new sheriff's a woman,
or...

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did I dream that?

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The new sheriff
is not a woman.

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Well, we got that
going for us.

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For a second, I thought
we were living in Europe.

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Stanley,
are you okay?

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Oh, I'm fine, Leon.

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Just in
the wrong world.

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[Chanting in Latin]

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[Chanting continues]

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[Chanting stops]

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I call this meeting

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of the Willard's Mill
Black Hat Society to order.

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Hmm.

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We've seen him.

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Who?
The prophesied one.

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He has begun his awakening,
as was predicted.

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Yeah?
[Clears throat]

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[Sighs]

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The Chair
recognizes Judy.

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Before we get going,

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I just have a question
about snack duty.

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It was on the e-mail.

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Oh, the one where you CC'ed
everyone instead of BCCing,

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that e-mail?
Judy,
are you serious?

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We've seen
the prophesied one!

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Okay,
you know what?

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If you don't
want snacks, fine.

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Just make
a formal motion.

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Well, I'd like
to make a formal motion

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for you
to shut your word hole.

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Oh.
It's "pie hole."

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For the record...
I made pie.

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[Chuckles]

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But I guess
nobody cares about that.

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Nobody cares
about you, Judy.

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Well, what can I get you
that you would like, Clifford,

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diarrhea?!

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Anyway, we've seen
the prophesied one.

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Clifford:
I don't care anymore.

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[Crickets chirping]

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[No audio]

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[Boom]
[Grunts]

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Huh.

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Wake up.

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[Gasps]

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Oh, mother's fudge.

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Son of a...

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[Vehicle passes in distance]

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[Engine revs]

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[Tires squeal, crash]

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Now what?

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[Air hissing]

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Don't be mad.

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What did you do?!

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I was thinking
about chocolate milk.

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I beg your pardon?

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I was thinking
I wanted chocolate milk.

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And then
I got distracted,

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and then
there was a tree.

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Stan!

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Stan!

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Evie Barret.

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Who's Evie Barret?

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I don't know.

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But she's in
the cemetery.

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[Chanting in Latin]

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Hey, Kev-o.

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Oh, hey, Sheriff.

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You got a Barret
back here?

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Uh, no,
I got a Barton.

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Just came in,
hot off the hearse.

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Who the hell
are those mutts?

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[Chanting continues]

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Oh, that's the, uh,
the Black Hat Society.

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The what?
[Sighs]

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They're witches...
so they say.

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Well, what are they doing
by my wife's grave?

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I don't know.

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This -- This place
is full of ding dongs

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doing
all kinds of baloney.

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It's funny.

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I spent four years
living in a monastery --

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Good talk, Kev.

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Yeah, I'm --
I'm not interesting.

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If somebody
said that to me,

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I wouldn't want
to hear the rest.

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[Chanting continues]

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**

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Hey!

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[Whistles] Hey!
[Chanting stops]

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Now, I don't exactly know
what kind of club this is,

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but crashing a graveyard
and making pretend

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you're Fleetwood Mac
is not exactly the...

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Oh.

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I knew damn sure
you'd turn up again.

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You're like a bad penny.

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So have we officially
stopped chanting,

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or is this just
a small break?

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Are we taking breaks?
I think so.

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[Scoffs]

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How do I know you?

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We were friends of your wife's,
Mr. Miller.

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Yeah, well,
I never met you before.

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Of course, I...

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I didn't know
any of her friends or...

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I don't think Claire wanted you
to know about us,

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about our group.

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What are you saying,
my wife was one of you guys?

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This is me
not buying it.

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Unh-unh, unh-unh-unh.

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Well, then how do I know
so much about her?

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About what she did
when she went out late at night.

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About what she keeps
in her sewing room.

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Oh, now just a second.
How do you know th--

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**

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All right, that's it.

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You two,
come with me.

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Statler and Waldorf,
go get ice cream.

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Let's go.

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Oh.

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I'll take
some ice cream.

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[Scoffs]

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I'm lactose intolerant,
and you know that.

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[Sighs]

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**

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[Brakes squeal]

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**

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[Door opens, creaks]

274
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,028
All right,
what, uh...

275
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,296
what is
all this stuff?

276
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,530
**

277
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:21,434
While Claire was alive, this
room was strictly off limits.

278
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303
Then after she passed,
I...

279
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,005
I came in here and--

280
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,339
What?

281
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,242
Well, I -- I saw
all of this stuff.

282
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,477
And?

283
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,880
I don't know, I...

284
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,482
I guess I...

285
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,852
I shut the door
and left.

286
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:42,189
You have this giant mystery
in the middle of your house,

287
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,556
and you just shut the door
and left?

288
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,893
Lookit,
I was married to the woman

289
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,394
for more than
half my life,

290
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,029
and you think
this is the only mystery

291
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,597
I ever
had to deal with?

292
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,600
What about
the hair curlers?

293
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,068
Huh?

294
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,636
Nobody in the house
uses them,

295
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,240
and yet they're underneath
every single bathroom sink.

296
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,043
One time, I threw a few away,
and the next morning,

297
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,912
they were
right back down there,

298
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,479
just staring up
at me.

299
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,281
What,
do they breed?
Mr. Miller?

300
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,017
And those
brown hair pins?

301
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,251
Oh,
they're everywhere.

302
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,920
I got one
in my foot right now.

303
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,222
Mr. Miller!
My wife
was not a witch!

304
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,591
Denise: Oh, she most certainly
was not!

305
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,628
Oh, great.
What is going on here?

306
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:22,629
Is this her?

307
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,630
Is this the girlfriend
you won't tell me about?

308
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,167
Well, I gotta tell you,
Dad, I'm impressed.

309
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,368
I really am.

310
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,037
Shocked is
more of a word for it.

311
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,538
I mean, you and her?

312
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,240
Foxy lady!

313
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,076
Foxy lady!

314
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,245
[Chuckles]
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

315
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,247
This is not
my girlfriend.

316
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,315
It was a friend
of your mother's.

317
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,418
Evie:
Did you get the eyes?!

318
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,087
**

319
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,121
What?

320
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,558
Uh, nobody
said anything, Dad.

321
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,093
[Chuckles]

322
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,095
Did you get the eyes?!

323
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,298
**

324
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,566
Did I bring
the eyes?

325
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,602
Lara:
Mr. Miller...

326
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,472
Who -- Who are you
talking to?

327
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,940
I just heard
a woman's voice

328
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,641
asking me
if I brought the eyeballs,

329
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,043
and none of you
heard that?

330
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,445
N-No.

331
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,248
Okey-dokey.

332
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:21,688
Well, then I've either gone just
completely bat-shit crazy...

333
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,290
or this is God's way
of telling me

334
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,359
it's time to start doing
some real drinking.

335
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,297
**

336
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,999
I'm talking about
real drinking.

337
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:36,069
**

338
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,972
Hello there,
little fella.

339
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,307
Oh.

340
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,711
**

341
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:45,712
Doctor!

342
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,380
[Door opens, closes]

343
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,748
Mr. Mill--

344
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,383
Mr. Miller!

345
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,153
Oh.
How did you guys get here?

346
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,455
She's sending you a message,
Mr. Miller.

347
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,224
There was
a coven of witches

348
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,725
in Willard's Mill
in the 1600s.

349
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,994
Not the people
who were burned as witches,

350
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,496
but a coven of pure Wiccans
who did no harm.

351
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,265
We are
their descendants.

352
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,566
Wait a second.

353
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:10,037
If your ancestors were here
in the 1600s,
that means they--

354
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,005
Yeah.

355
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,640
Well,
I didn't do it.

356
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,708
But there's the case
of Evelyn Barret --

357
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,744
who was put to the stake,
but then vanished.

358
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,412
No one knows
what happened to her.

359
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,048
Keep talking.

360
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,616
My -- My legs are --
are just starting to get warm.

361
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,518
Denise?!
I'm right here.

362
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,619
Oh.

363
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,288
There's a deer
on the wall.

364
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,757
He's always been there!
That's Gunther.

365
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,525
Okay,
so legend states

366
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,096
that Evelyn Barret was rescued
by the prophesied one.

367
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,497
We believe that's you.

368
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,432
**

369
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,468
[Laughs]

370
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,670
Jesus!

371
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,606
Not saying I'm Jesus.

372
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,808
God knows
I hate the meek.

373
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,543
Oh, boy, he damn sure
stayed in shape.

374
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,213
He had abs
like Michael Phelps.

375
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,149
Did you ever see that washboard
the guy was sporting?

376
00:16:56,183 --> 00:17:03,190
**

377
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,194
Oh, something
ain't right.

378
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,628
I need a drink.

379
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,597
Oh!
It's like magic.

380
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,798
No more.

381
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,266
Oh,
it don't matter.

382
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,068
I know
what I have to do now.

383
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,536
I'm outie, McGroutie.

384
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,071
Gotta dig up
a grave.

385
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,073
Denise: He's not
going anywhere.

386
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,341
I have the keys.

387
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,077
I'm an
excellent driver.
Oh!

388
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,114
I'll drive, ladies.
Follow me. Come on!

389
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,248
But I --
I can do it.

390
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:35,288
**

391
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,593
**

392
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,429
Stan:
Oh, I feel good.

393
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,364
That was
a fun car ride.

394
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,235
[Yelling in Spanish]

395
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,271
What?
Do you have
a Barret here?

396
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,206
No,
I told you up there.

397
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,542
No, I don't mean up there.
I mean down here.

398
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,844
No. There's --
There's one unmarked.

399
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,812
That's it.

400
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,781
That's it.

401
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,583
This is my -- my dream.

402
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,718
Oh! [Grunts]
Denise: Dad?

403
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,288
Sheriff Miller,
are you drunk?

404
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,624
Don't you believe it,
Kev-o.

405
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:15,128
Maybe --
Maybe a little bit.

406
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,664
Hi, Kevin.
Hi.

407
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,865
Dad?

408
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:25,805
**

409
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:32,812
**

410
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:38,751
**

411
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,920
Oh, what do
we have here?

412
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,323
Lara: But Evelyn Barret
was never killed.

413
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,757
She vanished.

414
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,794
Yeah?
Then who's down here?

415
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:54,801
**

416
00:18:54,834 --> 00:19:01,841
**

417
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,612
[Shovel thuds]

418
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:10,283
**

419
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,618
We're here.

420
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,192
[Grunts]

421
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,363
[Bang]

422
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,597
Dad,
did you do that?

423
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,700
No.
[Rumbling]

424
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,236
Get out of there.

425
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,239
**

426
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,341
[Boom]

427
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,677
[Screeching]

428
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,947
**

429
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,382
[Laughs] I knew it!

430
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,784
You ugly son of a bitch!

431
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,219
[Screeches]

432
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,720
I'm not crazy!

433
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:51,558
I saw this whole
goddamn thing in my dream!

434
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,226
[Screeches]

435
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,428
[All screaming]

436
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,397
[Screeches]

437
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,666
**

438
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,968
Get down!

439
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,872
[Panting]
It's gonna kill us.

440
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,507
Yes.

441
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,941
[Screeches]

442
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,447
This is a trap set by my father
400 years ago.

443
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,949
The wraith
cannot be destroyed.

444
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:20,420
[Screeches]
[Women screaming]

445
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:24,657
[Screaming, screeching continue]

446
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,566
Denise:
It's gonna kill us!

447
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:40,607
[Screaming, screeching continue]