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Previously
on "Stan Against Evil"...

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Leon: Sheriff Miller?
It's your wife, sir. She's dead.

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I'm Evelyn Barret. I'm the new
sheriff of Willard's Mill.

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Every sheriff we've ever had
has died an early, violent,

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horrible death.

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Except Stan.
[Clicks tongue]

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What is that thing growing
in front of the station?

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The black flowers bloom
twice each year.

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There's five of them.Should we get
a new map now?

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When the first flowers bloom,
the portal will open,

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and the Land of the Dead shall
corrupt the Land of the Living.

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I got to figure out
how to travel back

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a year to save
my wife's life.

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And the only way
I'm going to be able to do that

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is if I find this guy,
Gerard DuQuette.

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Are you...?
I am.

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I got to figure out
how to --
How to travel back

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so that you can save
your dear wife's life.

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Get on it, little man.

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I've got to --Destroy this flower

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or a portal will open up,
and the Land Of The Dead will...

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Both: Corrupt the Land Of the
Living for time without end.

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[Roars]

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[Screeches]

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[Screams]
That's your game?

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You become a giant
and kick my ass?

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Pretty good game.
Not gonna lie to you.

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Ida, sweetheart.Claire!

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Evie: Hey.

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Oh, Stan.

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Claire: Some things, you --
you just can't change.

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But we'll have
our time again.

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You promise?

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When the minister says,
"Till death do you part"...

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Uh-huh....don't you believe it.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Stan.

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I'm...

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I'm ready to
go back now.

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♪♪

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Okay?

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About as okay as I get.

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♪♪

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[Brakes squeal]

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[Wind whistling]

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♪♪

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Leon?

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Leon!

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Anybody!

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Christ.
What do you suppose happened?

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The flower.

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I never saw her destroy
the final flower.

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The portal opened.

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And the Land of the Dead
shall corrupt

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the Land of the Living
for time without end.

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My God.

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We gotta go back.

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Oh!

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[Fire crackling]

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The cabin's gone.
We can't go back.

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[Evil laugh]This is not good.

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Oh, shit.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Stan, we gotta do
something.
Do we?

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Claire left the portal open,
and now the Land of the Dead

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is inhabiting
the Land of the Living.

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So, yeah.
Okay.

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So say it is
Hell on Earth.

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It don't look
that different.

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Ugh.
Big change seems
to be fewer people,

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but that just means
less traffic

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and a hell
of a lot more parking.

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Hey!

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Everyone we know
and love is gone!

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Oh, I got a theory on that one's
gonna knock your socks off.

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Give me two minutes,
will ya?

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What are -- what?

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I gotta hit the --
I gotta hit the head.

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Can it wait?
Can it wait?
Those were the days.

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Okay.
Oh, oh, here
comes mischief.

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How you doin'?
Look, Stan,
I get it, okay?

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Do ya?
You're in shock.

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I'm not in shock.

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You're in shock!
You're in shock! I'm in shock!

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All God's children's
in shock.
I'm not in shock.

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God, and I told you
that going back in time

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to save your wife
was a bad idea!

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I said...
Claire died of
natural causes.

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You are messing
with nature!

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But did you listen to me?
No! Why would you?

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And let's be real up
front about that.

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It's because I'm a woman.

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[Growling]

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[Screams]
[Growls]

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Stan! Finish up!
[Growls]

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Where are you?
[Growls]

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I've got a situation!

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[Grunts]

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[Groans]

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♪♪

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Aah!

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Leon: Evie!

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Stan!
Evie?

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Evie!

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Leon?!

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Oh, my God, Leon.
You survived.

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I thought -- I thought
everyone was dead because --

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Because what?Because we're all
in Hell now.

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Stan's dead wife left
the door to Hell open,

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and now the Land of the Dead
has corrupted

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the Land of the Living
for time without end.

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Is that why
you did that?

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What --

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No.

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No, no, no, no.

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Gee.

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Evelyn Barret,
you are under arrest.

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You have the right
to remain silent.

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Okay, let's go.

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I have the right
to an attorney?

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Whoa, wait. God, yeah.
You -- uhh, right.

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You have, the, uhh,
right to an attorney.

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That's a lot to memorize.

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♪♪

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[Laughter in distance]

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[Buzzing]

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♪♪

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Okay. Evelyn Barret?

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Okay, it says here that
you killed your best friend

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by impaling him through
the chest with a board.

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Hmm. Aside from that,
how are things going for you?

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Take a wild guess.Well, I am Dr. Edmonds,

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and I am here to evaluate
whether or not you

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are competent enough
to stand trial for murder.

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No, it wasn't Stan
that I killed.

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It was a demon.
[Laughs]

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This is gonna be easy.Listen.

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There's this guy,
Gerard DuQuette, okay?

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He's a black magician.

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Not a black magician.

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He's a -- He's a magician
who practices black magic.

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Oh, oh, I see.
Yeah, that is different.

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Who happens to be black.

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But what was I gonna say?
The black black magician?

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No, no,
you couldn't say that.

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Of course not.
Besides, it doesn't matter.

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To me, anyway, you know?
Me, I just see a magician.

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Sure.
So Stan wanted
to go back in time.

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I said it was a terrible idea,
but he never listens to me.

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So, you picked up a board
and shoved it through his chest?

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No.
Yes.

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I thought
he was a demon.
Boom.

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Because the portal
to Hell was open.

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[Sighs]
Okay.

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So, Evelyn,
would you believe me

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if I told you
I believe you, hmm?

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And I'm gonna do
everything in my power

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to get you out of here.Really?

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No.

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And I really shouldn't
joke like that.

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But I know that you do
not belong in prison

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for the rest
of your life. No.

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You belong here,
in a mental institution,

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for the rest
of your life, huh?
Thanks.

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Yeah. There are no
guards here, huh?

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And only bars are
the ones in your mind.

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And on the doors
and exterior fencing.

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Guards!
I'm done here.

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All right,
so, put 'er there.

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Well, here. There you go.
Okay. Hmm.

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[Groans]

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[Sighs]

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Rise and shine.

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Your soul is mine.

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What is this?

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Like Evie said,
the portal didn't close.

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Oh, bullshit, lady.

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The only way that could have
happened is if Claire

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screwed up,
and Claire don't screw up.

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What? You think that woman
left the door to Hell open?

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Fat chance.

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She don't even leave the door
to the refrigerator open

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'cause she's afraid
the milk'll go bad.

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Of course, I just
call it cottage cheese

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and toss it in the back.
But that's me.

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I'm -- I'm thrifty.

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Bet your hand?
What?

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If you have that much faith
your wife closed the portal,

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let me cut your hand off.

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If you're right about her,
nothing will happen.

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What are you gonna do,
stare it off?

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[Axe slams]

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Ooh. [Laughs]

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Didn't even flinch.

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I did pee-pee a little.

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Anyone so devoted
to another person.

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You can never know Hell.

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You're just in your Hell,
and Evie's in hers.

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[Growls]Aah!

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Here's how you look
to everyone here.

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Oh.
Did you ever wonder
why Evie killed you?

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I just figured...
women.

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When you walk up to someone
and say hello,

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they see this
going, "Aah!"

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You're not
Sheriff Miller here.

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There's no one to bow and scrape
when you tell them what to do.

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You're in your hell.

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How do I get out?

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Turn away from everything
you believe in.

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Tear down
everything you are,

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and you just might
save yourself.

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You could have just said
Opposite Day.

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We have Opposite Day.
I know what Opposite Day is.

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I have my doubts!

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Thaddeus Eccles burns
172 people at the stake

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and then sends them
to kill you.

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172 souls.

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You could free them
all at once.

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You could end this curse
in one fell swoop.

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I want to end it
in one fell swoop.

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You could save yourself
and your friend

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if you're ready.
I'm ready.

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I have my doubts.
[Echoing]

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Where would I put Evie Barret
if she killed somebody?

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Not jail.

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The nuthouse.
I'd ship her off to Danforth.

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[Evil laughter]

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Okay, Evelyn.
We got five pills here.

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One's a sedative, and this one
is an anti-psychotic.

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Well, what are
the other three?

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Well, after you take
the first two,

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you really won't care.

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[Weak laughs]

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Hey, uhh, Doc, when can I get
out of these restraints?

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[Laughs]
That's funny. That's funny.

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Humor is important.
Uhh, look.

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Not until we know
that you're not a danger

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to yourself or to others.

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I'm -- I'm not.
I'm not a danger to anyone.

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That was not Stan.
It was a demon.

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There are no such things
as demons, Evelyn.

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[Cellphone rings]Oh, excuse me.

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[Man screaming, glass breaking]

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[People screaming]

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Hey, what's happening!

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00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,965
Uhh -- [Laughs]
Nothing.

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Someone is, uhh,
someone's having a birthday.

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Man: Taylor! Go get 'em![Glass breaking]

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[Screaming]

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He threw Terry!

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Okay. [Laughs]
Okay, let's --

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let's just get you out
of these restraints

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so we can make
a break for it.Oh, oh! You!

256
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,813
[Growling]

257
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,951
[Grunting]

258
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,956
[Glass breaking]

259
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,394
[Panting]

260
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,787
[Screams]

261
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,919
[Thud]

262
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,877
Oh, my God!

263
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:59,708
[Inhales]

264
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:06,367
[Growling]

265
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,154
Evie: This can't be happening.

266
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,286
I have to get out
of this outfit.

267
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,504
I probably look like I'm crazy.

268
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:14,897
Once I get to Claire's library,

269
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,072
everything's gonna be fine.

270
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:16,943
Hello, little boy.

271
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,074
[Baby cries]

272
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,771
[Laughs weakly]

273
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,383
Hey, coffee, am I right?
[Laughs]

274
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,820
Okay.
This is gonna be a problem.

275
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,213
Umm --

276
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:31,392
♪♪

277
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,402
Man: Hey!
You gotta pay for that!

278
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:46,668
♪♪

279
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,323
I -- I -- I never seen
anything like it, man.

280
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,455
You were right.
It was a corpse.

281
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:54,067
And no idea
where Evie went.

282
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,591
I wonder how she
got outta here.

283
00:14:56,634 --> 00:15:01,074
[Knocking]

284
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,206
Here.
Take two of these.

285
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,556
Oh, but I'm not --Just take
the damn pills.

286
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,735
Mm, there goes
my erection.

287
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:22,530
[Growling]

288
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,314
Gerard: Look at you.

289
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:28,014
Alone and unconnected.

290
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:31,843
You are beat.

291
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,454
I'll tell you what there,
Mardi Gras.

292
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,151
People aren't exactly
dying to talk to you

293
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,980
when you walk around looking
like Frankenstein's asshole.

294
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,983
Maybe it's time
you stopped talking.

295
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,638
Has it ever occurred to you
that every idea

296
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,031
you have is a bad one?

297
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,643
That nothing you
do works?
Yes.

298
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:52,516
Yes, it has, okay?

299
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,128
I tried to save Claire.
I failed.

300
00:15:55,171 --> 00:16:00,481
I'm trying to save Evie,
and -- I can't.

301
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,049
Both times,
you did it on your own.

302
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,921
And both times,
you failed.

303
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,489
Why do you think
I put you here?

304
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,057
Good can't defeat evil.

305
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,015
Not on its own.

306
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:16,018
You want to defeat evil?

307
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:20,414
You gotta find a bigger evil
and let a little in.

308
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:25,114
[Growling]

309
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:29,205
[Echoing]
Later, tater.

310
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:32,643
[Growling, panting]

311
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:39,694
♪♪

312
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,045
[Sighs]

313
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:50,052
♪♪

314
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,405
[Door opens]

315
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,233
[Footsteps]

316
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,105
Hello?

317
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,634
[Footsteps]

318
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:13,684
♪♪

319
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,388
♪♪

320
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,085
[Breathing heavily]

321
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,305
Denise, I can explain.You're supposed
to be in prison!

322
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,698
For the record,
it was a mental institution,

323
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,613
thank you very much.I'm not gonna
let you kill me!

324
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:32,051
I'm not gonna hurt you!

325
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,444
Scout's honor.You're not even
a real scout!

326
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,664
That's stolen valor!
I'm calling the police!

327
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:39,101
[Screams]
Denise, wait.

328
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,276
[Footsteps]

329
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,800
Wait a minute.

330
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,151
This can't be real.

331
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,154
And if this isn't real,
then that's

332
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:52,419
not really Denise, so her
feelings don't matter.

333
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:56,031
Back to work.

334
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,207
[Clattering]

335
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:02,385
Oh, no.
Fake Denise, are you okay?

336
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,216
[Growling]

337
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:18,401
♪♪

338
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,710
[Growling]

339
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:26,366
How many times do
I have to kill you?!

340
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,371
Ugh!
[Growling]

341
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:34,025
All right. Let's say
I cut your head off, huh?

342
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:37,812
What happens then?
I mean, you turn into Stan?

343
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,336
Or does Stan turn into you?

344
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,471
[Grunts]

345
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:47,517
[Growling]

346
00:18:54,437 --> 00:19:01,444
♪♪

347
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,492
[Growls]

348
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,929
Are you in there?

349
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,018
Say something
so I know it's you.

350
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,238
[Growls]

351
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:18,853
[Soft growling]

352
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,768
What?

353
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:27,340
[Panting]

354
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:30,604
Okay. I gotcha.

355
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,693
Wait!

356
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,348
I have an idea.

357
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,525
We'll go together. Right?

358
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,441
No use going alone.

359
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,269
Yeah.

360
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,531
Okay, here we go.

361
00:19:44,574 --> 00:19:48,361
One, two,
three!

362
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,493
[Growls]

363
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,495
[Coughs]

364
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,023
Oh!
[Laughs]

365
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:02,853
It worked!
It did.

366
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,420
I think it did.

367
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,727
How did you
figure that out?

368
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,947
I didn't.
I got it from you.

369
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:13,299
Me? No, you didn't.
I got it from you.

370
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:17,041
No. I looked in your eyes,
and we --

371
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,919
Yeah.
Yeah.

372
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:29,228
What do you know?
It worked.

373
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:34,058
[Bird tweets]

374
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:37,410
[Insects chirping]

375
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,282
"If you want
to defeat evil,

376
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,284
Find a bigger evil.

377
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,766
And let a little in."

378
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:52,816
♪♪

379
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,779
[Insects chirping]

380
00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:05,829
♪♪

381
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:15,099
[Evil laughter]

382
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:24,021
[Evil laughter]

383
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,023
Gerard: Pudding.