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Gerard: Thaddeus Eccles
burns 172 people at the stake.

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You could end this curse
in one fell swoop.

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[Screaming in distance]

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You want to defeat evil?

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You gotta find a bigger evil
and let a little in.

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[Screaming continues]

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Evie:
According to the legend,

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Kumbhakarna, or Haurus,
needs a human host.

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♪♪

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Fleming: Since Judy is part of
Eudora's bloodline,

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were she to cast
the proper spell,

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she could summon Haurus
back to our plane of existence.

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Evie:
Whatever that thing is...

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I think it might be
more powerful

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than Constable Eccles.

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♪♪

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Haurus:
[Whispering] Stan.

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♪♪

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Judy?

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I am known
as Kumbhakarna.

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Others know me as Haurus.

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I thought
you were Judy.

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I possess the soul
that wasJudy,

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but it is time
for a new vessel.

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Don't get me wrong,
Judy's terrific.

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No, no. She's great.
Let me ask you this --

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if you were
to possess my soul...

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what's in it for me?

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Power beyond
comprehension.

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The ability to destroy
Constable Eccles

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and rid Willard's Mill of
this wretched curse forever.

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What if
I'm already doing that?

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You're doing
a shitty job of it.

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Eccles and the curse
still reign.

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But I'd help you.

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Invite me in
or stay in this hell forever!

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Aaaaaaaaaah!

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Denise: Dad.

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What?!
Dad.

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What?
[Gasps]

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Wake up!

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It's time to go
to the hospital!

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I was having a nightmare.
What -- What hospital?

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You know, you have your thingy
where they check your doo-dad

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so you don't get the yikes
up your hello!

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Oh, that's right.

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My doctor said
I wasn't getting enough shame.

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Ugh. Get up!

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♪♪

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Hey, Judy,
if you want to posses my body,

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today'd be a pretty good day
for it, huh?

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[Monitor beeping steadily]Alright, Mr. Miller,

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we've given you something
to help you relax,

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and you should be feeling
those effects any minute.

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Well, I don't feel anything yet.
But let me ask you...

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where are you and your family
spending Shark Week?

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And, you -- you --

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you're more than welcome
to crawl into my pouch

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and stay warm
with your brother.

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Okay, number four is ready!

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Oscar the Grouch
lives in garbage

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and nobody cares!

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Nobody cares about, uh...

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Woman on P.A.:
Paging Dr. Herman.

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Paging P.W. Herman.

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Ms. Miller?

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Oh. How'd it go?

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He did great.
I actually did great.

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He just laid there.
[Chuckles]

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I'm just kidding.

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There is a problem.
What?

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Nothing to be
alarmed about.

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But let me ask you -- before
we gave your father anesthesia,

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did he have any extra...
anesthesia?

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No.
W-What's going on?

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Is he prone
in any way to comas?

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My dad's in a coma?!Now, I did not say that.

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[Chuckles]
He is, however, in a coma.

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Or a coma-like state.

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Well, what's
the difference?

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Well, a coma-like state
is three words

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and takes longer to say,
and [stammers]

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Also, in a coma, there's
very little brain activity.

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Though your father's body
is unconscious,

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his brain activity
is all over the map.

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[Chuckles]

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Doctor, you're wanted
in post-op.

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Is it urgent?

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Remember when you said
if it was urgent, come get you,

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but act casual?

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Oh. Mm.

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Oh.

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[Breathing heavily]
Wh...

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I love your top.

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♪♪

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Mr. Miller?

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How are you?

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♪♪

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'Zat it?

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Yes, that's it.

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You're all done,
and you did great.

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We need you to stay here,
though,

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because you're
a little groggy

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and we don't want you
to hurt yourself.

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[Clattering,
screaming in distance]

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What was that?

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Okay, sit down, please.
Sit!

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♪♪

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[Man screaming in distance]

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♪♪

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Orderly,
can you help this man?

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♪♪

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[Grunts, groans]

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I thought I told you
to stay in your room.

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What?

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[Grunting]

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Thank you, Darryl.
Be careful.

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He's a fighter.
[Laughs]

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[Chuckling] I'm sorry
that you had to see that.

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What the hell is this?

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I thought you said
everything went okay.

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Yes, everything
went okay with you.

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But here in the hospital,
we've had a small viral outbreak

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with a pinch
of contagion,

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so we've had to move you
to quarantine.

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Quarantine?

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Oh, come on.
Give me a break.

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How long am I stuck
in this dump?

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Hopefully,
not too long.

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And if you promise me
to stay put,

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I'll see what I can do about
getting you some ice cream.

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Ahh!
[Laughs]

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[Men screaming in distance]

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I'm gonna cut you up!
Fatty!

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♪♪

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[Laughs]

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Oh, God.

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♪♪

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[Grunts]

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Aye, yi, yi, yi,
yi, yi, yi!

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Ew!

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She ain't gettin'
no ice cream.

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Evie, I'm at the hospital
with my dad.

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You better get down here.

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N-No, he's not causing a scene,
he's unconscious!

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No, he's not sick!

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Just get your cop ass
down here!

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It worked. [Chuckles]

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Alright.

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I like that.

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Hey, nurse!

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I'm sorry.
I thought you worked here.

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♪♪

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[Indistinct shouting
in distance]

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♪♪

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Nurse Pickles: Fatty!

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[Gasps,
breathing heavily]

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Hi.
Get away from me!

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No, no.
L-L-Little girl, w-wait!

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[Screaming continues]

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♪♪

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Seriously?

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♪♪

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Dr. Barlow, look.

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Oh, gross!

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Okay, let's call it.

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Time of death -- 11:27.

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He's not dead,
he's bleeding.

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Hmm.

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Well, let's hit this fresh
in the morning.

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It's late.

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[Scoffs]

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Dr. Barlow: Oh, boy.

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[Screaming in distance]

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♪♪

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Woman over P.A.:
Dr. Flores, dial 118, please.

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Hey, what's going on?

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My da-- What's going on
with your face?

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Oh, I was at
my scrapbooking club.

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Why is there a lightning bolt
on your face?

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Uh, it's a David Bowie
scrapbooking club.

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There's a David Bowie
scrapbooking club,

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and I don't know
about it?

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Well, no,
it's just me alone...

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at my house --
like all my clubs.

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What's going on
with your dad?

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Oh. Well, you know,
he went in

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for the [grumbles]
old-man thing.

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Let's not dwell.
M'kay.

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It went fine,
but now they can't wake him.

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They can't --
I'll go talk to them.

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Lightning bolt!

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I'll go wash my face.

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Or...

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Lightning bolt!
Right.

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[Sighs]
I gotta get in that club.

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[Screaming in distance]

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Now, looky there, Dr. Cox,
I didn't mean nothing

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when I was making fun
of your hospital earlier.

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The fact of the matter is,
when it comes to sewing

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people's faces up,
you guys are best in breed.

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[Clatter,
woman screams in distance]

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You better
go check that out, Doc.

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Get to the bottom of that.

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When you find the culprit,
call him a girl's name.

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♪♪

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[Door closes]

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Who are you?

212
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,521
I'm trying to hide.

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They want to turn me into one of
them, but I won't let them.

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That's my girl.
Help me out of this thing.

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Oh!

216
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How do you
get out of here?

217
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There is
no way out of here.

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There are no doors
leading to the outside,

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and all the hallways
just lead to other hallways.

220
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Well, you got in, right?
So there must be some way out.

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The only door
I haven't been to is...

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the basement,
but we can't go down there.

223
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Why not?Because no one who has
ever gone down there

224
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has come out.
I see.

225
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So, you want to go
to the basement?

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No!
Me, neither.
Let's go.

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♪♪

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Come on, honey.

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00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,127
What if this place
is all topsy-turvy

230
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like in
"The Poseidon Adventure,"

231
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and the basement
is really the attic?

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It's not.

233
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Okay. Okay.

234
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,439
Then what we have here

235
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is an upside-down
"Poseidon Adventure"

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00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:20,010
where everything is actually
exactly where it should be.

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♪♪

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That's brilliant.
That's brilliant.

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Come on.

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[Heart beating]

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♪♪

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[Woman screams]

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♪♪

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00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,332
[Monitor beeping]

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00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,247
[Sighs]

246
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What happened
to his forehead?

247
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I have no idea.
None of this makes any sense --

248
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unless we're all having
the same hallucination.

249
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Unless we're all beautifully,
beautifully drunk

250
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on the same
delicious beverage.

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Evie:
[Clears throat] Doctor?Who are you?

252
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I'm the sheriff.Oh.

253
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So let's assume
we're not all drunk.

254
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What is
the plan here?

255
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We need to relieve the pressure
on his brain.

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I'd like to make
one very small incision

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00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,533
all the way
around his head.
And then?

258
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:08,015
You ever see the way clams
talk in cartoons?

259
00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,930
And that's a normal course
of action?

260
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,149
Yes.

261
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,585
Then why
are you doing it?

262
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,718
You said yourself,
this isn't normal.

263
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,589
Maybe you need to think of it
as close to normal,

264
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,417
"paranormal."

265
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,811
Because when people start
using "finger quotes"

266
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,727
and saying words
like "paranormal,"
it usually means --

267
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,034
Everybody's gonna
stop talking right now.

268
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,818
"Oh, shit."

269
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,212
I'll go check
on that coffee.

270
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,475
When did you go
in my purse?

271
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,303
We need to get
a wheelchair.

272
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,739
We're getting him
out of here.

273
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,828
What are
you doing?Shut up.

274
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,874
I'm feeling bossy,
and I like it!

275
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,527
You said yourself
this wasn't normal.

276
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,834
We all know what that means --
witchcraft!

277
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,618
Which I know
sounds really nuts,

278
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:48,055
but if you knew
our family --

279
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,709
Now you shut up.
I know you're trying to help,

280
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,536
but you're just
adding crazy sauce.

281
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,190
[Sighs]

282
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,758
Where's our wheelchair?!

283
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,891
Oh, you want it now.

284
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,763
We're gonna have to pull
a "Weekend at Bernie's."

285
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,200
Take him to a party?
No,
get him in a wheelchair,

286
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:06,029
and then sneak him
out of here!

287
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,857
I'm -- I'm -- I'm sorry
I pulled your gun on him.

288
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,250
That's okay.
It's not loaded.

289
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,904
What?
How -- What?

290
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,601
Well, I was trying to do
the less-crazy version of this,

291
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,864
but your way
seemed to work.

292
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:21,392
♪♪

293
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:24,569
Where is this
basement/attic of yours?

294
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,529
There's a door at the end
of this hallway.

295
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:30,227
You mean all the way
down there?
Yeah.

296
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,621
A better man than me.

297
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,624
No, help!

298
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,800
Help me!

299
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,280
♪♪

300
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:45,982
♪♪

301
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:49,725
[Beeping]

302
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,553
[Laughs]

303
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:55,949
♪♪

304
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,167
Oh, hey, guys.

305
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,473
Hey, Leon.

306
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,866
Hey, Stan.

307
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:03,478
♪♪

308
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,349
Say something.
What?

309
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,873
Something like Stan!

310
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,352
♪♪

311
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,659
[As Stan]
I hate when women go shopping!

312
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,488
[Chuckles]

313
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,664
[Tires screech]

314
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,492
Amen, brother.
[Chuckles]

315
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,712
We're out of our room again,
Mr. Miller.

316
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,801
Where is she?

317
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,585
Whatever do you mean?

318
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,021
Where is she?

319
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,849
[Laughs]

320
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:33,856
♪♪

321
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:43,735
♪♪

322
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,828
Girl: They're gonna
sew my face up.

323
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,874
They're gonna
make me like them.

324
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,181
No.

325
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,052
They're not.

326
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,011
♪♪

327
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,056
Let me tell you
something.

328
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,145
They're gonna have
an awful hard time

329
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:07,237
sewing with their head
shoved up their own...

330
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,630
poo-poos.

331
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,632
♪♪

332
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:14,114
You know,
poopy bottoms.

333
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,464
♪♪

334
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,509
I'm sorry.

335
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,251
It's been a very long time
since I've talked to a kid.

336
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:24,646
Mr. Miller,
there's no cause for violence.

337
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,213
She can leave.

338
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:29,129
All you have to do is agree
to join us here.

339
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:35,222
♪♪

340
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,832
Fine.

341
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,095
[Chuckles]
You have to ask.

342
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,793
Yes.
I said yes.

343
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,273
What is it
with you women?

344
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,927
Even in Hell, you can't
take yes for an answer.

345
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,929
No, y-you gotta hear yourself
talk,

346
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,105
talk, talk, talk, talk,
talk, talk!

347
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,281
You don't
even know her.

348
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:55,024
♪♪

349
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,114
That's the whole point,
isn't it?

350
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:01,596
One time...

351
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,512
somebody sacrificed
their own life

352
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,688
just to save mine.

353
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,517
♪♪

354
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,562
And that's
a heavy burden.

355
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:14,043
♪♪

356
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,958
And I get that now.

357
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,440
♪♪

358
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:22,051
So I gotta --

359
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,271
I gotta, you know --

360
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,142
Pay it forward?

361
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,971
♪♪

362
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,234
If that was an expression,
yeah.

363
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,932
It is an expression.

364
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,542
No, it's not.

365
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:35,978
Yes, i-it was a movie.

366
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,197
No, it wasn't.

367
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,636
Stanley, Stanley,
Stanley.

368
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:48,686
♪♪

369
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,735
I do believe
you're ready.

370
00:15:53,778 --> 00:16:00,785
♪♪

371
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,139
[Squelching noises]

372
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:13,189
♪♪

373
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,366
[Growls]

374
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:20,718
♪♪

375
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,288
♪♪

376
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:29,727
Haro, Taro, Solomon!

377
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,120
Nothing!

378
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,817
Are you sure
you're saying it right?

379
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,471
Am I sure I'm pronouncing
the dead language correctly?

380
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,343
No, I'm not sure!
Ugh!

381
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,953
Hold on. Hold on.

382
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,346
Okay, hear me out.

383
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,870
He's not supposed
to be unconscious, right?

384
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,959
What if he isn't?

385
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,569
I mean, like, what if
his consciousness

386
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:49,051
is -- is somewhere else, and
his body is just trapped here?

387
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:52,141
Because I --
I saw something, um...

388
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,578
something about, like, a un--
like, unifying the --

389
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,928
Unify.
Like a reunification.

390
00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,280
Yes! Yes!
Astral reunification, right?Okay.

391
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,672
Let's try this one.Okay. Okay.

392
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,674
Your sacrifice
will save others

393
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:06,286
the way your wife
saved you,

394
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,810
and the circle
will be complete.

395
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,812
What's in it for you?

396
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:14,381
I hate Eccles
more than you do...

397
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,556
for my own reasons.

398
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,384
[Creature growling]

399
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,473
But we're
running out of time.

400
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,041
Your friends know where you are,
and they're bringing you back.

401
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,521
Together:
Sanguis Bibimus,

402
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,610
Corpus Edimus,

403
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,656
Corpus Satani!

404
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,354
We can do better.I-I don't think
we said it right.

405
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,574
We can do better.
Okay, okay. [Clears throat]Okay. Alright.

406
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,836
Sanguis Bibimus,

407
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,707
Corpus Edimus,

408
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,840
Corpus Satani!

409
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,148
Personally, I wouldn't worry
about it, if I were you. Sanguis Bibimus...

410
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:45,586
They're largely clueless
without me.

411
00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,805
Sanguis Bibimus,

412
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,938
Corpus Edimus,

413
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,158
Corpus Satani!

414
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,856
Sanguis Bibimus...It's just not my day.

415
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,858
...Corpus Edimus...

416
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,513
This opportunity
won't come again.

417
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,602
♪♪

418
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,299
Okay. Sanguis Bibimus,

419
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,909
Corpus Edimus,

420
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:07,303
Corpus Satani!Shut up!

421
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,305
Sanguis Bibimus...Just shut up, will ya?!

422
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,394
Look, it's working.
Did you hear it?

423
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,179
So, we gotta keep going.Okay.

424
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,006
Sanguis Bibimus,

425
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,573
Corpus Edimus,

426
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,749
Corpus...
No!

427
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,664
No, no, no.
H-He's saying no.

428
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,579
No, he said, "Go,"
like keep going.No, he s-- No, no, no.

429
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,233
No, he said, "No."
No, no, no. No, no. Sanguis Bibimus...

430
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,366
Do it.

431
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,413
Sanguis Bi--No, no, no. No, no.
He's saying we should stop!

432
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,893
What are you tal--
Denise!

433
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,851
Sanguis Bibimus...No! No. No. No.

434
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,810
Corpus Edimus...No! No! No! No! No!

435
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,899
Corpus --What are you doing?!
Stop it!
No! No! No! No! No!

436
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,857
[To "Camptown Races"]
♪ Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah ♪

437
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,381
♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah Sanguis Bibimus,
Corpus Edimus...

438
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,338
♪ Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah ♪

439
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,644
♪ Oh, doo-dah day

440
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,298
Unbelievable.

441
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:49,693
[Indistinct arguing]

442
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:54,307
♪♪

443
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,527
Stan:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

444
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,529
[Growls]

445
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,490
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

446
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:09,452
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

447
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,368
[Gasps][Both gasp]

448
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,717
[Head thuds]

449
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,762
Dad?

450
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,155
Stan.

451
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,287
Come on, Stan.Dad.

452
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,897
Dad.

453
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,943
No, no, no,
no, no, no.

454
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,640
Come on, Stan.

455
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,294
Come on, Stan!

456
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,861
Evie?

457
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,471
Stan, come on!

458
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,081
He -- Denise.

459
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,822
Whaaaat

460
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:35,435
the hell have you done
to my floor?!

461
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,220
[Both laugh]

462
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:39,961
♪♪

463
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,006
Oh, Stan.

464
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,183
♪♪

465
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,446
Wow! Okay.

466
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,231
Just, uh --
'Cause for a --

467
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,842
for a couple seconds there,
you --

468
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,932
you were, uh...

469
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,239
[Chuckles]

470
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,895
♪♪

471
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,766
Yeah.

472
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,421
♪♪

473
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,031
What's with
all the waterworks?

474
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,425
What are you...
Bridget Jones,

475
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,732
writing another diary
or something?

476
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:12,776
[Laughs]

477
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,301
♪♪

478
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,347
Let's clean all this stuff up.
What do you say?

479
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:22,264
♪♪

480
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,613
Okay.

481
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,875
Let's go.
Lickety-split.

482
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,008
Okay.

483
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,444
He's back!

484
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,273
♪♪

485
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,232
"Bridget Jones's
Diary."

486
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,321
After Denise
stole my gun...
Denise: Yeah.

487
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,149
...uh [chuckles] we preceded
to break you

488
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:41,979
out of the hospital
and then...drive around.

489
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,590
Like
"Weekend at Bernie's."

490
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,679
Yeah!
Yeah!

491
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,550
[Laughs]
God damn.

492
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,291
It sure as hell sounds
like your weekend

493
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,380
was one hell of a lot
more interesting than mine.

494
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,991
Now, if you will
excuse me...

495
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,298
I gotta go
cop a squirt.

496
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,826
I'm glad he's back
and peeing.

497
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,176
♪♪

498
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,614
[Heart beating]

499
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:14,664
♪♪

500
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:22,846
♪♪

501
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:27,373
[Heart beating]