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No... I don't think
nervous is the right word.
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And... and it's not anxious, either.
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- How about terrified?
- Yes. Bam.
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That is exactly the
word I'm searching for.
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- Argh.
- OK. Relax, Grandpa.
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Just give me a second... and there.
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- 67.3%.
- See? I told you!
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You're in the lead!
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Well, no doubt thanks in part
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to that awesome TV
commercial for your campaign.
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Now, hang on, guys. This
is just a straw poll.
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The real election is not until tomorrow.
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Nevertheless, the people have spoken.
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Well, talk is cheap, and I need ballots.
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Hey, early birds! You guys
were all gone before I got up.
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- Yeah. Uh, the straw poll came in.
- And?
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- Why don't you ask our new city councillor?
- Wow!
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Dad, that's awesome!
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Yeah, well, let's not go
counting chickens just yet.
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Do you remember my home
games, when I was a kid?
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- Yeah.
- Do you remember what you told me
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every time before I hit the ice?
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- Take your skate guards off.
- After that.
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That I was proud of you.
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- That you were the best.
- And?
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- And that you were gonna win.
- Aww.
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I rest my case.
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Matt Shade.
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Oh. Hey, man. Long time.
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What?
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Sure. No problem.
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Who was that?
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The chef from my old
restaurant, Ethan Danes.
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- Not the Ethan who...
- You remember?
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How could I forget?
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GET OUT!
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- But you agreed to do this interview.
- That was before I knew
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you were an idiot. OUT!
Take your stinkin'...
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Are you still recording?!
SHUT THE DAMN THING OFF!
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Hey, hey! That's an expensive camera!
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GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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I SAID GET OUT!
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OK. So Ethan may have some issues.
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He should be locked up.
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- Didn't he get sued by...
- Yeah.
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Yes! The woman that said that he...
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He didn't deep-fry her chihuahua.
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Look. I know he may look like...
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- Homicidal?
- Psychotic?
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... passionate, but that's
what makes Ethan such a genius.
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Once he redesigned our menu,
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we were getting five-star reviews.
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And now, suddenly, he needs PIs?
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I wonder who he threatened this time.
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Excuse me. We're
looking for Ethan Danes.
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Oh... you've found him.
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- Ethan?
- And I have a mystery only you can solve.
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Ah...
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So... what do we call you?
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I'm still Ethan, but this...
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- is Contessa Chablis.
- Ah!
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- And when did this...
- Four years ago now.
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I kind of always wanted
to, but I never had the guts
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to follow through. And then,
one day, everything changed.
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- And here we are.
- You own this place?
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Mmhm. Used to be a rundown supper club.
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I put in a state-of-the-art kitchen,
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added a mirror ball and presto!
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Nanette's, a high-end restaurant
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featuring a nightly drag spectacular.
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Well, congratulations on everything.
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- Thank you.
- Are those your real eyelashes?
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- Of course.
- Shut up.
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So is the glue that holds them on.
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We'll talk. But I do need your help
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- as private investigators.
- Yeah, of course. What's up?
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Nanette's is sponsoring
a street party tomorrow.
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We're putting a stage out back
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so we can showcase our lovely ladies.
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All the money will go
to the Rainbow Railroad.
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It's a charity that helps protect
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LGBTQ communities around the world
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from persecution and violence.
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- That sounds awesome. How can we help?
- We've had a robbery.
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Several wigs, gowns and jewellery pieces
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have gone missing from the club.
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- Was the jewellery real?
- Uh, yeah.
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The wigs were all custom
builds, designer gowns
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just dripping in
gorgeous genuine crystals.
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You always did have expensive taste.
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I remember my truffle
invoices from the restaurant.
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You know me. Go big or go home.
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So we're talking thousands?
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Tens of thousands.
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And with the thief still
out there, I'm afraid
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our fundraiser will be the next target.
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Why haven't you gone to the police?
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I needed to speak to someone I trust.
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So you want us to figure
out who's behind the theft?
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I would love you more than
I already do, my friend.
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Between rehearsing the show tomorrow
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and handling the catering,
I'm up to my ass in alligators.
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Understood. Where did
the robbery take place?
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Please, walk this way.
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- Isaac, this is Matt and Angie.
- The PIs?
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- What, no trench coats?
- They're at the dry cleaner's.
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Along with our fedoras.
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Cute and sassy.
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Guys, Isaac, my smartass partner...
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in business and life.
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Now, I must go find that
Public Service person.
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They want my autograph...
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the street party permit.
Isaac'll fill you in.
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Did you really know Ethan when
he was a beer and not a cocktail?
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- I sure did. Best chef I ever had.
- Oh, me too.
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This where the thief got in?
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That's right, Ms. Sherlock.
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And they hammered the lockup open.
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Wow. Every girl's dream closet.
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But they didn't take everything?
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By my count, four gowns,
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two dripping in precious crystals,
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four pairs of custom embellished heels.
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And, let me tell you, size 13
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impostor Louboutins
do not grow on trees.
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Plus a half a dozen wigs.
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Do you think someone who works
here could be responsible?
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No way. None of our girls
would pull that crap.
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We look out for each other.
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And how much jewellery is missing?
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Some earrings, some necklaces.
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And some of it was costume, but
they snagged some real ice too.
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What kind of thief steals
a couple wigs and gowns
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and leaves all this
valuable stash behind?
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You just sign right here,
and we are good to go.
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Oh. Uh, one more thing.
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Oh, here it comes. How much?
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Oh, nothing like that.
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We just need you to move
your performance stage
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27 feet west along the
alley to give better access
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- to emergency vehicles.
- That is not a problem.
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In that case...
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here is your permit. Good
luck with your fundraiser.
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- Oh! Did Isaac get you sorted?
- Yeah.
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Doesn't it strike you as odd
that not everything was stolen?
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It just strikes me as lucky.
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Maybe the thief was interrupted.
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We're gonna need to
talk to your staff next.
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Maybe start with Maurice.
He came with the place.
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He's been here longer than anyone.
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Matt. We'll meet you over
there in a minute, sweetie.
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- What's up?
- That's what I wanna know.
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So... dish.
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Oh, no! No, no, no.
We just work together.
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Oh. So you're still a dumb jock.
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- Are you out of your mind?
- Oh, really!
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Now who's the queen of denial?
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Matty boy, I just don't want you
to make the same mistake I did.
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- Which was what?
- Cheat myself out of years
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of happiness because I was
too afraid to tell the truth...
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to the people I loved.
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Out of curiosity, where were
you last night after closing?
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Same place I always am...
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in bed with the girlfriend,
praying to God she stops snoring
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before I go insane.
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Hey, there's a little
game I like to play.
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Citrus or sweet?
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- Citrus.
- Sweet.
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- Huh.
- Uh, Ethan tells us
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that you've been here longer
than any other employee.
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22 years. It's like a second home.
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So, um...
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herbal or floral?
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- Herbal.
- Floral.
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And, um, I remember
from my restaurant days
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bartenders are usually one of
the last ones out after closing.
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Yeah, that's right.
Final show ends at one.
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If I do my wash down, run my inventory,
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I'm lucky to be out the door by two.
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Spicy or smooth?
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- Spicy.
- Smooth.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Last night, you didn't happen to see
anybody suspicious hanging around?
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Yeah, maybe an angry customer?
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Nothing hinky I could spot.
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You know, average crowd, average night.
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Now, I don't mind admitting you
two are a bit of a challenge.
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All right. I want you
to be straight with me.
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- It's really good.
- It's delicious.
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Maybe I'll put it in the bar
menu. Call it Opposites Attract.
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Hey, you know who you should
be talking to? Chantal.
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She owns Taffeta's. It is
a drag club in the west end.
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- What's her beef?
- Well, beyond the usual
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east end-west end rivalry,
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Chantal lost her best
performer to this club.
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Bet she wasn't too happy about that.
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She was in here a while
ago screaming blue murder.
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Guess we're heading
across town. Thank you.
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So maybe it wasn't
just a simple robbery.
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Maybe Chantal was out for revenge,
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trying to sabotage Ethan's street party.
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Possibly.
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I'm still gonna get Zoe to
scan Ethan's socials for haters.
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We should probably check
the club's financials too.
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Why? You think he's hiding something?
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I just wanna cover all the bases.
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For all we know, Ethan
could've staged the robbery
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- to collect the insurance.
- Oh, come on.
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- I know he's your friend, but...
- Why hire us then?
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Maybe to make his
claims look more legit?
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You're damn right, I was pissed.
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That little diva could barely
put one foot in front of the other
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when she came in here,
begging for a gig.
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And after you'd invested time
and money in her career...
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And turned her into a star performer...
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Which took all of my Henry
Higgins, let me tell you.
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She left Taffeta's for Ethan's club.
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Just ripped my heart out of my chest
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and bashed it to a thousand pieces.
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So you wanted revenge.
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- It's totally understandable.
- Look,
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I know that I made a few...
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drunken threats, but
that's all they were.
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- You sure about that?
- Just between us girls,
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I'm not proud of my outburst.
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The last thing I wanna do is perpetuate
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a bitchy queen stereotype.
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In fact, ever since that
unfortunate incident,
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these luscious lips haven't
touched one drop of alcohol.
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- Really?
- And I've been meditating.
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Ohm...
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Can't you just feel our hearts...
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resonating?
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- Sure.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Uh, just to be clear, you...
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- didn't break into Ethan's club?
- No way!
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I'm all about forgiveness and love now.
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That doesn't seem so forgiving.
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Baby steps, honey.
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Gaga wasn't built in a day.
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So you have an alibi for
the night of the robbery?
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Yeah, I was in Montréal,
talent scouting.
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Any witnesses that we could check with?
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Oh, absolutely. Cher, Madonna, Judy...
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oh, and it was Montréal,
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00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:12,989
so you know there were at
least three Celines. Heh.
248
00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:16,137
Oh, my God. Their poor little
hearts just go on and on and on.
249
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,861
All right. Thank you.
250
00:11:17,904 --> 00:11:20,600
- You talked to Lips yet?
- I beg your pardon?
251
00:11:20,632 --> 00:11:23,232
Professionally known as... Apocalips?
252
00:11:23,286 --> 00:11:26,565
- Ethan's DJ?
- Now, I'm not one to spread gossip...
253
00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:29,144
- Perish the thought.
- But I heard that boy just sold his car,
254
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:32,217
camera and even part of
his precious vinyl stash.
255
00:11:32,615 --> 00:11:35,805
Sounds to me like somebody
needed some quick cash.
256
00:11:48,352 --> 00:11:50,750
- Mr. Apocalips?
- Let me guess.
257
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,508
You must be Dick. You must be Tracy.
258
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,947
Close enough. Ethan told you
we'd be asking some questions?
259
00:11:56,038 --> 00:11:58,011
Yeah. That man may know
his way around a kitchen,
260
00:11:58,049 --> 00:12:00,104
but he knows squat about sound systems.
261
00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:01,847
And that's what you're doing
down here in the basement?
262
00:12:01,884 --> 00:12:03,674
Just trying some cable
out for the outdoor party.
263
00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:06,200
Could you put your finger here
while I connect the splitter?
264
00:12:06,221 --> 00:12:07,575
Sure.
265
00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:11,285
Gotta minimize the through connects
to reduce signal degradation.
266
00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,320
Are you wearing contacts?
267
00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:17,045
Or are your eyes really that blue?
268
00:12:18,547 --> 00:12:20,361
No. Those are really my eyes.
269
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,853
Huh.
270
00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:24,554
You can let go now.
271
00:12:26,486 --> 00:12:29,278
So we're just trying to nail down
272
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,202
where everyone was the
night of the robbery.
273
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,368
- I was at home in bed asleep.
- Alone?
274
00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:36,207
Well, everyone has an off night.
275
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:37,876
So no witnesses.
276
00:12:37,945 --> 00:12:39,867
Well, it's not like I'd need an alibi.
277
00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:42,399
- And why is that?
- Because I would never rob this place.
278
00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,707
I mean, that'd be like stealing
money out of my own pocket.
279
00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:46,321
I don't understand.
280
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,460
Ethan's been talking
about expanding the nets.
281
00:12:48,492 --> 00:12:50,896
Last month, he opened up the
club to private investors.
282
00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:52,701
Oh. That's why you were
selling off your stuff.
283
00:12:52,754 --> 00:12:54,601
There were only so
many shares available.
284
00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:57,276
I knew Maurice and a couple
of girls were jumping on board,
285
00:12:57,763 --> 00:13:00,816
so I scrounged enough together
to also say I'm a proud co-owner.
286
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:02,876
And why would you rob a
place you have a stake in?
287
00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:06,198
As smart as she is beautiful.
288
00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:09,207
What are you doing this
weekend? Have dinner with me.
289
00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,059
All weekend?
290
00:13:12,731 --> 00:13:14,475
Think about it.
291
00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:30,286
- You hear that scream too?
- Sure did.
292
00:13:37,564 --> 00:13:39,130
Maurice!
293
00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,145
He's dead.
294
00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:10,791
So the witness says she saw the
killer take off down the alleyway.
295
00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:12,257
So you have a description?
296
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,658
Well, she's pretty freaked out.
297
00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:15,279
All she remembers is blonde hair,
298
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,646
high heels and a blur of sequins.
299
00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:19,639
Does that sound like someone you know?
300
00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:23,285
It sounds like Ethan.
301
00:14:31,798 --> 00:14:34,036
Did... did you just run that red light?
302
00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:36,968
- Yeah, it was yellow. Mostly.
- Just relax!
303
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,852
Danica just took him
downtown for questioning.
304
00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:42,218
- Ethan is not a killer.
- I agree. Mostly.
305
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,677
But just because he's
passionate about his craft
306
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,613
doesn't make him a homicidal maniac.
307
00:14:46,697 --> 00:14:49,383
- I understand.
- I mean, even if he suspected
308
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:51,785
Maurice of the theft, he
would just turn him in.
309
00:14:51,819 --> 00:14:53,371
He wouldn't kill him in cold blood.
310
00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:56,795
OK, but they have to be related,
right? The robbery and the murder?
311
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:58,433
Too much of a coincidence otherwise.
312
00:14:58,472 --> 00:15:01,482
And if the same person's
responsible for both, then...
313
00:15:02,498 --> 00:15:04,544
I wonder if Maurice found out something
314
00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:06,240
that made him a threat to the thief?
315
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,034
A threat that had to be silenced.
316
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,062
Why didn't you report the robbery?
317
00:15:11,101 --> 00:15:12,570
There was no point.
318
00:15:12,687 --> 00:15:14,448
You guys wouldn't have done anything.
319
00:15:15,393 --> 00:15:17,975
Come on. You know there is no love lost
320
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,246
between the cops and my community.
321
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,195
You know, I've been to
your club... with my wife.
322
00:15:25,677 --> 00:15:27,612
I took her there for
her birthday last year,
323
00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:29,994
and you brought the house
down. You were amazing.
324
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,606
Thank you.
325
00:15:32,668 --> 00:15:35,276
My point is not everybody
likes to be stereotyped.
326
00:15:35,347 --> 00:15:37,704
Fair enough.
327
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:39,600
There's been a murder,
328
00:15:39,788 --> 00:15:41,963
and I have to ask you
a couple questions.
329
00:15:42,779 --> 00:15:45,762
Now, your drag costume matches
the one that witnesses say
330
00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:47,582
they saw the killer wearing.
331
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:51,660
Somebody saw a tall queen in
a sequined gown and blonde wig.
332
00:15:51,945 --> 00:15:55,739
That description could fit a
dozen girls in the east end alone.
333
00:15:56,149 --> 00:16:00,328
And for that matter, the wardrobe
stolen from my club is similar.
334
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:03,648
Yes, and it really would've helped
if you'd reported the items stolen.
335
00:16:04,386 --> 00:16:06,969
I don't know how
reliable your witness is.
336
00:16:07,002 --> 00:16:09,196
It was night. The alley was dark,
337
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:12,388
and from what my partner told
me, that woman was terrified.
338
00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:16,059
That's all true. And we might not
even be having this conversation
339
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:19,354
- except for this.
- And what is this?
340
00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:22,508
Your rap sheet.
341
00:16:29,342 --> 00:16:31,582
- OK. We're done.
- And?
342
00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:34,567
So I think I believe him,
but it's not up to me.
343
00:16:34,638 --> 00:16:36,340
Well, what about Maurice's girlfriend?
344
00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:38,542
So, at the time of the
murder, she was at a hen party
345
00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:41,105
- with half a dozen girlfriends.
- Are you holding Ethan?
346
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,494
Yeah. We're just waiting
on initial forensics.
347
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:45,844
Uniforms found a bloodstained hammer
348
00:16:45,883 --> 00:16:47,300
out behind the back of the club.
349
00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:49,462
And in addition to
being the murder weapon,
350
00:16:49,534 --> 00:16:51,443
I'll bet it's the same
hammer used to smash
351
00:16:51,449 --> 00:16:54,239
- the wardrobe lockup in the club.
- Danica, there's no way
352
00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:56,019
- that Ethan used...
- Do you know that he has a rap sheet?
353
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,434
- He's got a record?
- For what?
354
00:16:58,894 --> 00:17:00,647
Aggravated assault.
355
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,778
You didn't know that Ethan
put two guys in the hospital?
356
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,338
I think I'd remember
something like that.
357
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:10,519
Danica's just doing her
job. She has no choice.
358
00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:12,850
Yeah. I know. Doesn't
mean I have to like it.
359
00:17:12,986 --> 00:17:14,501
Hey, bosses...
360
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:17,019
what if we're looking at
this case the wrong way?
361
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,232
- All ears.
- Well...
362
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:21,899
the robbery and the murder
have to be related, right?
363
00:17:21,935 --> 00:17:24,592
It stands to reason. Question is how.
364
00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:28,652
Maybe the robbery was
the first part of a setup.
365
00:17:28,898 --> 00:17:31,758
The thief steals some
wardrobe to use as a disguise
366
00:17:31,804 --> 00:17:34,445
when he or she kills Maurice.
367
00:17:34,924 --> 00:17:37,902
Do you think the killer
is trying to frame Ethan?
368
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,286
Yeah. Maybe.
369
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:43,217
So we're looking at a personal vendetta?
370
00:17:43,424 --> 00:17:45,127
Anyone have it in for Ethan?
371
00:17:45,159 --> 00:17:46,953
Somebody from his restaurant days?
372
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,329
Or one of the guys he
put in the hospital.
373
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:54,333
That's great news, babe.
374
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,424
I love you too.
375
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,269
Ethan's been released.
376
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,134
- That is good news.
- It'd be better news
377
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,866
- if they knew who the killer was.
- Danica's doing her best.
378
00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:07,008
- You can trust her.
- Yeah, I don't trust that easy.
379
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,228
- Especially not cops.
- It's just that with...
380
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,268
- Ethan's assault record...
- Hey, that's not fair.
381
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:13,909
- All that crap was my fault.
- What do you mean?
382
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:18,612
A few years ago, I was walking
home late one night after work.
383
00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:21,486
Ran into a couple of drunk muscle heads.
384
00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:23,009
Yeah. They tried to use me
385
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,904
as their own personal punching bag.
386
00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:27,421
But, luckily, I was sober,
387
00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:30,352
and they were high, so
I was holding my own.
388
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,973
Until... one of them pulled a knife.
389
00:18:33,874 --> 00:18:36,240
As he cut me here,
390
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:40,445
I looked up, and I saw this
gorgeous 200 pounds of manliness
391
00:18:40,461 --> 00:18:42,077
just running across the street.
392
00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:43,992
- Ethan.
- Yeah.
393
00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:46,494
Yeah, he plowed right into
those guys and just started
394
00:18:46,649 --> 00:18:48,321
beating the crap out of them.
395
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,647
My own personal superhero.
396
00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:53,817
By the time the cops arrived,
the knife had disappeared.
397
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,945
So it was their word against yours.
398
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:57,980
The cops didn't believe that
Ethan was a good Samaritan.
399
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,710
Even with my testimony,
they charged him,
400
00:18:59,735 --> 00:19:01,755
along with the other two,
with aggravated assault.
401
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,956
- Do you know what happened to those guys?
- Who knows?
402
00:19:04,112 --> 00:19:06,353
That was four years ago, and
they were just passing through
403
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:08,021
on their way back to
their one tooth town.
404
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,010
So not likely suspects.
405
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,158
Well, at least you and Ethan
had one hell of a meet-cute.
406
00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:15,411
It's the one good thing
to come out of that night.
407
00:19:15,607 --> 00:19:18,445
We clicked. First, as friends.
408
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:22,121
Ethan said that one
day, everything changed.
409
00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:23,679
Was that because of you?
410
00:19:23,718 --> 00:19:25,508
Well, he always knew who he really was.
411
00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,144
But it can be scary.
412
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,542
You know, sometimes,
a baby bird just needs
413
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,810
a little nudge out of the
nest before he can fly.
414
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,197
And then, you both went
in on the club. Right?
415
00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,537
Starting off, we were strictly business.
416
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:40,733
The club was doing well, so, you know,
417
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,317
why complicate things?
418
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:47,680
It's my daughter. I gotta
take this. Excuse me.
419
00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:49,931
Hey, honey.
420
00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:56,046
You know, after a few months of
working together day and night,
421
00:19:56,222 --> 00:19:58,170
Ethan and I sort of...
422
00:19:58,569 --> 00:20:01,117
- well, damn.
- Weren't you worried?
423
00:20:01,692 --> 00:20:03,607
I mean, that it would blow up...
424
00:20:04,177 --> 00:20:06,481
the business, the relationship?
425
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,609
All poor excuses we
use to protect ourselves
426
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,286
- from the truly terrifying thing.
- Which is?
427
00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:13,099
Love, babydoll.
428
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:15,947
Oh. Yeah. That old thing.
429
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:18,164
You know, now, we're stronger than ever.
430
00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,379
And it took a leap, that's for sure,
431
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,369
but holy Barbara what we
would've missed out on!
432
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,731
You know what I'm saying?
433
00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:27,418
Maybe I'm just... not much for leaping.
434
00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:30,192
Well, you just gotta
trust that the one you love
435
00:20:30,193 --> 00:20:31,591
will be there to catch you.
436
00:20:34,373 --> 00:20:36,594
If Maurice's death
wasn't a revenge killing,
437
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,563
we're back to the idea that
he may have known something
438
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,967
- about the robbery.
- Something that got him killed.
439
00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,109
This is Maurice's locker.
440
00:20:45,169 --> 00:20:47,987
Well, if there was a clue
in there about the robbery,
441
00:20:48,024 --> 00:20:51,882
- looks like it's gone forever.
- Maybe. Maybe not.
442
00:20:53,436 --> 00:20:56,683
Isaac said Maurice drove a blue sedan.
443
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,707
Something like that one?
444
00:21:00,988 --> 00:21:03,079
- Angie, get down!
- Ah!
445
00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:07,341
- Did you get a plate number?
- Just a partial.
446
00:21:07,393 --> 00:21:09,314
It might be enough to track
it. Did you see their face?
447
00:21:09,345 --> 00:21:10,811
Nah, just a blonde wig.
448
00:21:11,298 --> 00:21:12,944
At least we know we're
getting closer to the truth.
449
00:21:12,955 --> 00:21:14,653
Even if it gets us killed.
450
00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:21,059
All the parking lot attendant
remembers is a lanky blonde.
451
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,126
Said he was mesmerized
by all the sequins.
452
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,835
What about the security
cam near the booth?
453
00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:27,456
I checked it. The killer
went straight for the car.
454
00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:29,490
Avoided the camera like
she knew it was there.
455
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,848
If Maurice was hiding something,
she might already have it.
456
00:21:31,879 --> 00:21:33,785
And if she does,
she'll dump the vehicle.
457
00:21:33,831 --> 00:21:36,275
I gave Zoe the partial plate
number. She's already on it.
458
00:21:36,347 --> 00:21:39,392
All right, good. Oh
and, by the way, thanks.
459
00:21:40,014 --> 00:21:41,702
For calling Zoe?
460
00:21:41,736 --> 00:21:44,437
No. Jules told me how
supportive you've been
461
00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:46,399
of her and Don and this
whole election thing.
462
00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:48,476
I didn't do much. I
just put up the poster
463
00:21:48,512 --> 00:21:50,112
in the agency window, and...
464
00:21:50,153 --> 00:21:52,173
Jules and I handed out
some flyers together.
465
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:55,293
- Besides, it was fun.
- Well, she really enjoys spending time with you.
466
00:21:55,377 --> 00:21:57,487
Well, the feeling is mutual.
467
00:21:57,537 --> 00:21:59,368
By now, I almost feel
like part of the family.
468
00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:01,284
You are part of the family, Everett.
469
00:22:01,543 --> 00:22:04,747
Oh. That's Zoe.
470
00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:07,608
She called in a favour to a
friend at Traffic Operations.
471
00:22:07,641 --> 00:22:09,174
A camera just caught our blue sedan
472
00:22:09,187 --> 00:22:11,764
heading through an alley
downtown 10 minutes ago.
473
00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:14,619
So our mysterious blonde dumps the car.
474
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:16,690
Probably missed her by seconds.
475
00:22:17,862 --> 00:22:20,303
That is the cleanest
interior I have ever seen.
476
00:22:20,329 --> 00:22:22,400
Yeah, a lot of bartenders
are neat freaks.
477
00:22:22,536 --> 00:22:25,412
If Maurice was hiding anything
in there, it's long gone.
478
00:22:25,446 --> 00:22:28,046
OK. Say I'm our killer.
479
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,467
I've already been spotted
by a couple of witnesses,
480
00:22:30,493 --> 00:22:32,312
and I'm driving a stolen car.
481
00:22:32,331 --> 00:22:34,675
Yeah. I'd wanna change
from Danielle to Dan
482
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,727
as soon as I could find a blind spot.
483
00:22:37,368 --> 00:22:38,959
Like an alley?
484
00:22:40,747 --> 00:22:42,449
Rock, paper, scissors.
485
00:22:44,372 --> 00:22:45,666
Ha ha!
486
00:22:46,456 --> 00:22:49,065
Be careful. Watch out
for broken glass and...
487
00:22:49,104 --> 00:22:52,736
- rotting food, hazardous waste.
- Your concern is overwhelming.
488
00:22:52,749 --> 00:22:55,656
Oh, did I mention giant
cockroaches the size of your head?
489
00:22:57,986 --> 00:22:59,540
Ugh.
490
00:23:04,757 --> 00:23:06,538
No cockroaches, but...
491
00:23:06,854 --> 00:23:08,707
I did find a blonde.
492
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:15,096
Hey, Zoe.
493
00:23:15,129 --> 00:23:17,310
Did Danica find out
anything about Maurice?
494
00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:20,748
Says he was a boy scout Not
even a parking ticket. Sorry.
495
00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:22,878
- It was worth a shot.
- But here's the good news. Or...
496
00:23:22,884 --> 00:23:25,118
not good news. Actually, it
could be seen as bad news.
497
00:23:25,157 --> 00:23:26,426
- It depends...
- Zoe.
498
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,724
Right. Our bartender...
499
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:31,047
Maxed out his credit
cards with cash advances,
500
00:23:31,086 --> 00:23:34,199
and he recently got a loan for $10 000.
501
00:23:34,258 --> 00:23:37,482
Yeah. Apocalips said that Maurice
just bought in to the club.
502
00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:38,945
He must've needed some quick cash.
503
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,537
Guy wasn't making a fortune.
504
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,881
Also, he was behind on
child support payments.
505
00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:47,346
The weird thing is the bank loan
only has a six-month term on it.
506
00:23:47,444 --> 00:23:49,971
Like he was expecting a quick windfall.
507
00:23:50,044 --> 00:23:52,985
So if Maurice didn't commit
the robbery himself...
508
00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:54,839
maybe he knew who did.
509
00:24:00,267 --> 00:24:04,284
Hello! Now I'm definitely not
gonna finish this lace front.
510
00:24:04,595 --> 00:24:06,362
Something borrowed or something new?
511
00:24:06,407 --> 00:24:09,035
I can do May West to Celine
and every shade in between.
512
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,869
But you are definitely
not a cheap queen.
513
00:24:11,973 --> 00:24:14,911
So... why haven't I seen you before?
514
00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:17,658
Let's just say he's new to drag.
515
00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:20,161
Don't be scared, honey.
It won't change who you are.
516
00:24:20,239 --> 00:24:22,447
- It'll reveal the true you.
- Yeah.
517
00:24:22,485 --> 00:24:25,852
We're more interested in
revealing who wore this wig.
518
00:24:25,871 --> 00:24:27,418
Do you recognize it?
519
00:24:28,303 --> 00:24:30,240
I'm... I'm a friend of Ethan's.
520
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:33,030
Ethan and Isaac hired us to look
into the thefts at their club.
521
00:24:33,049 --> 00:24:34,383
You should've led with that.
522
00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:36,791
I've been finishing up a dozen
fierce ass wigs for tonight's
523
00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,500
Rainbow Railroad fundraiser.
524
00:24:39,064 --> 00:24:42,462
OK. So it's an old one
of mine. At least...
525
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:44,547
the previous incarnation of me,
526
00:24:44,579 --> 00:24:46,620
before I became the one.
527
00:24:47,368 --> 00:24:49,149
Do you remember who you made it for?
528
00:24:49,257 --> 00:24:50,935
I've crowned too many queens to count.
529
00:24:50,987 --> 00:24:53,777
But it's from my organic period,
and I only do synthetics now.
530
00:24:53,861 --> 00:24:55,622
Well, we think the killer was wearing it
531
00:24:55,623 --> 00:24:57,778
when they murdered Maurice.
532
00:24:57,817 --> 00:24:59,403
Poor Mau.
533
00:24:59,908 --> 00:25:02,592
- I couldn't believe it when I heard.
- You knew him?
534
00:25:02,884 --> 00:25:05,344
He may have been a rough diamond, but...
535
00:25:05,907 --> 00:25:08,665
oh... how he sparkled.
536
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,661
- Did you see him recently?
- No.
537
00:25:12,748 --> 00:25:16,068
I used to work at Nanette's,
long before Ethan bought it.
538
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,714
It paid my way through design school.
539
00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:21,395
Back then, Maurice and
I were just busboys.
540
00:25:22,834 --> 00:25:26,174
But we used to meet like
spies in that dusty basement.
541
00:25:27,086 --> 00:25:30,829
We'd drink stolen champagne
that he hid behind an old grate.
542
00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:36,070
- What is it?
- It smells like aftershave.
543
00:25:36,086 --> 00:25:37,934
Yeah. It was worn by
a man. We know that.
544
00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:39,669
But, clearly, what you don't know...
545
00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:42,175
is that no doll would
ever cross-contaminate.
546
00:25:42,237 --> 00:25:43,526
Cologne, yes.
547
00:25:43,656 --> 00:25:45,856
Drugstore aftershave, never.
548
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,315
And see here? There's
no glue on the hairline.
549
00:25:48,349 --> 00:25:50,322
And this lace is
stained with foundation.
550
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,504
The makeup goes on
before the wig's in place,
551
00:25:55,683 --> 00:25:56,892
not after.
552
00:25:58,028 --> 00:25:59,028
And...
553
00:25:59,072 --> 00:26:01,045
- all that means?
- Wake up, ladies!
554
00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,209
It means you're not looking for a queen.
555
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,983
Tell me you've tried on
556
00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:11,909
women's clothing before? I
mean, I've worn plenty of men's.
557
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,701
Heh. Yeah, it's not
exactly the same thing.
558
00:26:14,856 --> 00:26:16,503
Besides, you look good in anything.
559
00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,512
Like that time you wore
one of my hockey jerseys
560
00:26:18,538 --> 00:26:19,980
when you stayed in the guest room.
561
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,619
Oh, yeah. That night.
562
00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:27,787
Well, you shouldn't undersell
yourself there, Shade.
563
00:26:27,808 --> 00:26:29,744
I think you'd probably look great in...
564
00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,370
chaps and a sombrero.
565
00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:33,457
Aren't athletes supposed
to be open to anything?
566
00:26:33,483 --> 00:26:35,736
Well, if it helps their game, sure!
567
00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:37,295
We had a goalie once
568
00:26:37,315 --> 00:26:40,868
who wore a leopard print garter
for an entire playoff run.
569
00:26:40,884 --> 00:26:42,204
We wouldn't let him take it off.
570
00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:44,726
Well, I bet that wasn't
just 'cause you were winning.
571
00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,876
This must be the grate
Raphael was talking about.
572
00:26:51,453 --> 00:26:53,580
Hey, I think I found something.
573
00:26:59,154 --> 00:27:02,629
Looks like a... piece from
one of the stolen gowns.
574
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:04,120
Huh.
575
00:27:04,798 --> 00:27:07,621
There's more to this case
than meets the eyeliner.
576
00:27:12,205 --> 00:27:13,603
How about this?
577
00:27:14,172 --> 00:27:16,037
Nanette's is robbed.
578
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,512
The thief stashes the
stolen dresses in the grate,
579
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,604
accidentally tearing a
piece off of one of them.
580
00:27:20,656 --> 00:27:23,297
- So maybe it's an inside job.
- They...
581
00:27:23,339 --> 00:27:25,234
hide the stolen goods behind the grate,
582
00:27:25,255 --> 00:27:26,933
where Maurice discovers them.
583
00:27:27,057 --> 00:27:29,158
Then he gets bumped
off for his trouble...
584
00:27:30,201 --> 00:27:32,080
Why would you murder somebody
over a pair of Manolos
585
00:27:32,122 --> 00:27:34,447
- and some costume jewellery?
- That's a good point. Revenge?
586
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,622
It's not an east end-west end rivalry.
587
00:27:36,803 --> 00:27:39,118
Yeah, and Chantal's alibi
is as tight as her fishnets.
588
00:27:39,144 --> 00:27:40,609
She was in Montreal.
589
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,261
Which brings us back to Maurice. OK.
590
00:27:43,421 --> 00:27:46,518
Maurice discovers the stolen
items in his favourite hidey-hole.
591
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:49,760
He figures out who the robber
must've been and blackmails him.
592
00:27:49,848 --> 00:27:51,645
Which is how he planned
on getting out of debt.
593
00:27:51,764 --> 00:27:53,732
Only the thief doesn't pay him.
594
00:27:53,804 --> 00:27:55,343
- He kills him.
- Yeah.
595
00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:58,134
Over stolen wigs and gowns?
596
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,507
- No.
- No.
597
00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,811
- None of this makes any sense.
- Also...
598
00:28:01,878 --> 00:28:05,213
why would you rob Nanette's
the day before a fundraiser
599
00:28:05,343 --> 00:28:08,487
that would've put at
least 10OK in Ethan's safe?
600
00:28:10,534 --> 00:28:12,883
Oh, my God. If Maurice
would've just come to me,
601
00:28:12,904 --> 00:28:15,798
I would've loaned him the
money to buy in to the club.
602
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,150
Oh, you know Mau. He was
always too proud to beg.
603
00:28:18,181 --> 00:28:19,595
I wish we had better news, guys,
604
00:28:19,621 --> 00:28:21,579
but we need more time
to figure things out.
605
00:28:21,604 --> 00:28:24,225
And with Maurice's
killer still out there...
606
00:28:24,277 --> 00:28:26,146
You want us to postpone the fundraiser.
607
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:27,809
Just for a few days.
608
00:28:28,648 --> 00:28:30,259
It's up to you, babe.
609
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:34,303
Liza had vocal cord surgery,
two hip replacements,
610
00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:38,127
and three miscarriages, and she
did not miss her Broadway opening.
611
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:41,622
No. She sang louder
and better than ever.
612
00:28:42,709 --> 00:28:44,395
When we opened this
place, we wanted it to be
613
00:28:44,403 --> 00:28:45,779
a beacon for the community.
614
00:28:46,013 --> 00:28:47,323
I'm with Ethan.
615
00:28:47,374 --> 00:28:48,951
Our voices will be heard.
616
00:28:49,101 --> 00:28:50,737
If that's how you feel...
617
00:28:51,575 --> 00:28:53,042
we'll be right there with you.
618
00:28:53,141 --> 00:28:54,813
OK. Thank you.
619
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:04,207
Remember what this is all about, girls.
620
00:29:04,248 --> 00:29:06,848
We honour Maurice, but we sing and dance
621
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,303
and glitter for our brothers
and sisters around the world,
622
00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:11,721
and we're gonna say with
ONE VOICE: we are still here,
623
00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:13,218
and we can do anything together.
624
00:29:13,254 --> 00:29:16,222
And if someone needs help,
we can show them how to find
625
00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:19,148
their own yellow brick
road to a better life.
626
00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:24,068
Let's go. Break legs. Ooh!
627
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:26,901
- You there, partner?
- Yeah, I'm here.
628
00:29:27,077 --> 00:29:28,843
I'm thinking about your drag queen name.
629
00:29:28,874 --> 00:29:31,007
Can't believe it took
you this long. What is it?
630
00:29:31,074 --> 00:29:32,996
Eye Shadow. Get it?
631
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,207
- It's not bad.
- I'm, uh,
632
00:29:35,238 --> 00:29:38,158
- seeing a lot of latex.
- And I'm seeing a lot of chafing.
633
00:29:38,184 --> 00:29:40,426
Well, you've gotta
suffer for your art, baby.
634
00:29:43,098 --> 00:29:45,713
They make a good team, Ethan and Isaac.
635
00:29:45,755 --> 00:29:47,764
Looks like they found
a way to have it all.
636
00:29:51,027 --> 00:29:52,721
Hey, handsome.
637
00:29:53,829 --> 00:29:55,440
- What are you doing, Shade?
- Well...
638
00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:58,370
Raphael said the wig that
we found had foundation
639
00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:00,410
in the hairline and no glue,
640
00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,911
so I was looking for
something loose and sloppy.
641
00:30:02,947 --> 00:30:05,050
Look, forget it. Can you see anything?
642
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:08,147
Nothing yet, but I think
the bad guys'll probably wait
643
00:30:08,318 --> 00:30:10,368
to make their move until the
money's all been collected.
644
00:30:10,384 --> 00:30:12,243
Here we go. Stay in touch.
645
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,356
Copy that. Enjoy the show, Scarlet.
646
00:30:14,382 --> 00:30:15,796
Hello, darlings!
647
00:30:18,308 --> 00:30:20,612
All that glitters may not be gold,
648
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:23,657
but if that bitch shines, you better
believe I'm gonna use it, right?
649
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,895
Yas!
650
00:30:27,337 --> 00:30:30,494
- ♪ I feel my heart start ♪
- Get it!
651
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:34,567
♪ To pitter and patter, mm ♪
652
00:30:34,728 --> 00:30:37,114
♪ I feel my blood rush ♪
653
00:30:37,351 --> 00:30:39,314
- Woo!
- Yeah!
654
00:30:39,331 --> 00:30:41,883
♪ Faster and fast... ♪
655
00:30:43,674 --> 00:30:45,373
♪ No control ♪
656
00:30:46,371 --> 00:30:47,826
♪ Of my own soul ♪
657
00:30:48,029 --> 00:30:51,276
Apocalips seems preoccupied.
He just missed a couple of cues.
658
00:30:54,363 --> 00:30:56,799
Like what you've seen so far?
659
00:30:57,404 --> 00:31:00,169
Open up your hearts
and open up your purses.
660
00:31:00,502 --> 00:31:02,222
And, just as I promised,
661
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:05,076
not a toe touch, wheelbarrow
or heel kick in sight.
662
00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:07,156
Hey, uh, I'm gonna follow the money.
663
00:31:07,231 --> 00:31:08,545
Be careful.
664
00:31:08,607 --> 00:31:12,014
We are here for the cash, but
we are not bringing the trash.
665
00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:14,652
Woohoo!
666
00:31:17,536 --> 00:31:20,764
Not, today, ladies, no. Today,
we have something special.
667
00:31:20,784 --> 00:31:22,354
Shade, DJ's on the move.
668
00:31:22,872 --> 00:31:24,273
Shade? Where are you?
669
00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:27,654
A blonde and beautiful
bombshell descended from Heaven
670
00:31:27,658 --> 00:31:29,617
to entertain us mere mortals.
671
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:32,882
Please, welcome to the
stage Contessa Chablis!
672
00:31:32,928 --> 00:31:35,936
Hello...
673
00:31:36,081 --> 00:31:38,993
you gorgeous creatures!
674
00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:41,802
Thank you for coming out. Oh!
675
00:31:41,864 --> 00:31:44,449
Some more than others. Haha! Call me.
676
00:31:44,710 --> 00:31:50,110
Oh, I love spending time
with you, my royal courtiers.
677
00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:51,695
Angie, are you there?
678
00:31:54,194 --> 00:31:57,344
I asked you here to raise some money
679
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,590
for the Rainbow Railroad, darlings,
680
00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:02,966
because none of us are free and safe
681
00:32:03,165 --> 00:32:06,513
until everyone is free and safe.
682
00:32:08,162 --> 00:32:12,900
Now, let's get this
gorgeous party started!
683
00:32:15,837 --> 00:32:16,948
Angie!
684
00:32:26,703 --> 00:32:28,675
Take it easy. They're gone.
685
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,624
- How long was I out?
- Only about 30 seconds.
686
00:32:33,895 --> 00:32:36,646
They had a car waiting,
but the plates were covered.
687
00:32:41,771 --> 00:32:43,929
Help! Help! The bank was robbed!
688
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,129
Police!
689
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,677
- Help!
- Help!
690
00:32:47,698 --> 00:32:49,546
Please, please, someone, help!
691
00:32:57,749 --> 00:33:00,902
So apparently, all the perps
wore ski masks and goggles.
692
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,425
I've got an APB out on the
car, but without the plates...
693
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:05,327
- What about our blonde?
- No one remembers her.
694
00:33:05,369 --> 00:33:06,835
All the employees, the customers,
695
00:33:06,856 --> 00:33:09,461
they were held face down on
the floor, held at gunpoint.
696
00:33:09,470 --> 00:33:10,605
Security cameras?
697
00:33:10,650 --> 00:33:12,937
The branch manager's getting
us a copy of the file.
698
00:33:13,488 --> 00:33:15,563
All the cash was stolen from the vault.
699
00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,813
Witnesses on the street say they saw
700
00:33:17,850 --> 00:33:20,382
people running out of the
bank, but here's the kicker:
701
00:33:20,564 --> 00:33:23,394
- no one saw the robbers leave.
- It's crazy, where did they go?
702
00:33:23,423 --> 00:33:25,117
Apparently, they vanished into thin air.
703
00:33:28,937 --> 00:33:30,856
OK. The alarms go off.
704
00:33:30,864 --> 00:33:33,177
- The bank employees rush out.
- No heist crew.
705
00:33:33,214 --> 00:33:35,707
So how does the blonde in the
alley connect to the robbery?
706
00:33:35,728 --> 00:33:37,269
You know, that's the
million-dollar question.
707
00:33:37,298 --> 00:33:40,625
Witnesses told Danica the perps
wore ski masks and hoodies.
708
00:33:40,650 --> 00:33:44,859
Well, if I was gonna do a bank
job and then change into a doll
709
00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:46,243
to make my getaway,
710
00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:48,626
I'd want to put my makeup
and hair on at home,
711
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,166
then lose the hoodie. And voilà.
712
00:33:51,186 --> 00:33:54,049
Voilà. Walk out of the bank
as an employee or a customer.
713
00:33:54,091 --> 00:33:55,960
- Mm-hmm.
- OK.
714
00:33:56,639 --> 00:33:58,317
Do you see anything?
715
00:33:59,121 --> 00:34:00,177
Stop.
716
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,371
Rewind.
717
00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:04,751
See them? They're
wearing my stolen gowns,
718
00:34:04,887 --> 00:34:07,046
those three faux queens.
719
00:34:07,324 --> 00:34:09,523
It is either their first time out...
720
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,857
Or they're not there for the music.
721
00:34:10,891 --> 00:34:12,867
Look at that one. Her wig is loose.
722
00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,500
Just like Rafael said.
723
00:34:15,660 --> 00:34:18,212
Look. There's a tear in her
gown that matches the piece
724
00:34:18,241 --> 00:34:19,832
that we found in the basement grate.
725
00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:21,832
But the sequined blonde,
her gown's so tight,
726
00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:23,630
there's no way she's
got the bank loot on her.
727
00:34:24,865 --> 00:34:26,145
Unless...
728
00:34:27,401 --> 00:34:29,452
How far did they ask
you to move the stage?
729
00:34:29,638 --> 00:34:31,764
Just 20-some feet down the alley.
730
00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:36,768
There's the truck that moved the stage.
731
00:34:36,884 --> 00:34:38,400
Where's that truck now?
732
00:34:55,785 --> 00:34:56,841
What are you doing here?
733
00:34:56,974 --> 00:34:58,229
Just following the money.
734
00:34:58,672 --> 00:35:01,083
- You lost me.
- You missed some cues today.
735
00:35:01,108 --> 00:35:03,814
Very unprofessional. Something
weighing on your mind?
736
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,324
If people found out
you've lost the passion,
737
00:35:06,336 --> 00:35:08,827
the only places you'll be
spinning are bingo halls
738
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:10,468
and jellyfish festivals.
739
00:35:10,671 --> 00:35:12,665
- Maybe he's officially retired now.
- Hmm.
740
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:15,951
He's got enough money in his golden
parachute to pay for the lawyers.
741
00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:18,663
- What lawyers?
- To beat the murder rap.
742
00:35:19,091 --> 00:35:21,209
- I had no beef with Maurice.
- Oh no?
743
00:35:21,234 --> 00:35:23,421
Even after he found the stolen
clothes in the basement grate
744
00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:24,527
and put two and two together?
745
00:35:24,548 --> 00:35:25,961
All he wanted was a little hush money
746
00:35:25,969 --> 00:35:28,045
to buy a piece of his beloved Nanette's.
747
00:35:28,178 --> 00:35:30,286
I don't have time for this.
748
00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:34,146
- Looks heavy. Need a hand?
- How about a foot?
749
00:35:36,993 --> 00:35:38,336
Oh! Oh!
750
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,729
Never bring a blade
to a glitter-gun fight.
751
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,793
How about you start
spinning some truth for us?
752
00:35:42,810 --> 00:35:45,390
We know you didn't pull
the bank job on your own.
753
00:35:48,245 --> 00:35:49,906
- Bravo!
- Vince.
754
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,544
You couldn't keep your mouth shut.
755
00:35:51,606 --> 00:35:53,930
- No, man, I didn't say anything.
- He didn't have to.
756
00:35:53,959 --> 00:35:55,980
We realized the Public
Services department
757
00:35:56,001 --> 00:35:57,314
has access to city blueprints.
758
00:35:57,339 --> 00:36:00,981
We know you didn't want the stage
moved because of some city bylaw.
759
00:36:01,006 --> 00:36:03,683
You needed it moved to hide
the manhole in the alley.
760
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:06,231
Yeah, keep talking. You're
just digging deeper graves.
761
00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,855
Hey, man, no more killing.
762
00:36:07,871 --> 00:36:10,374
- Keep your mouth shut.
- Too late.
763
00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,387
We already know that you
and your boys robbed the bank
764
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,878
then changed into the stolen
drag clothes in the sewer tunnel.
765
00:36:14,907 --> 00:36:17,219
You climbed up to the
manhole under the stage,
766
00:36:17,285 --> 00:36:20,235
stashed the money in the trailer
and disappeared into the crowd.
767
00:36:20,256 --> 00:36:22,038
- Ladies first.
- No, no, wait!
768
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,067
- What the hell are you doing?
- Trying to save your life.
769
00:36:24,096 --> 00:36:25,961
- I can save my own damn life!
- No, you can't.
770
00:36:25,973 --> 00:36:28,376
- You already got shot once.
- Enough!
771
00:36:35,639 --> 00:36:37,412
I've always wanted to
gun butt a bureaucrat.
772
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,731
Wow! Not even a bank robbery
773
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,779
could kill this party.
774
00:36:49,795 --> 00:36:52,162
Looks like an even bigger
turnout than before.
775
00:36:52,174 --> 00:36:53,496
Shake it!
776
00:36:54,093 --> 00:36:55,298
Well, I'll be.
777
00:36:55,522 --> 00:36:57,842
Looks like we've got
another party to go to.
778
00:36:57,908 --> 00:36:59,204
Don won?
779
00:36:59,507 --> 00:37:02,528
- By a landslide.
- Haha! That's fantastic!
780
00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:04,061
Something to celebrate?
781
00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:07,334
- Ah, it's been a good day.
- We foiled a bank heist.
782
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,915
You made a bunch of money
for the Rainbow Railroad.
783
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:11,564
And it's all thanks to you two.
784
00:37:11,953 --> 00:37:13,830
It's that time!
785
00:37:13,863 --> 00:37:15,980
Well, he certainly knows how
to make an entrance, doesn't he?
786
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:17,550
He certainly does.
787
00:37:17,724 --> 00:37:21,549
You didn't get a full glass
of Chablis earlier, so tonight,
788
00:37:21,744 --> 00:37:23,881
I'm gonna make that up to you.
789
00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:26,739
May we all celebrate our truth
790
00:37:27,174 --> 00:37:31,433
and love the someone we love.
791
00:37:31,491 --> 00:37:36,239
♪ Baby, do you understand now ♪
792
00:37:37,146 --> 00:37:41,840
♪ Sometimes, I feel a little mad ♪
793
00:37:42,672 --> 00:37:45,477
♪ But don't you know that no one alive ♪
794
00:37:45,494 --> 00:37:48,439
♪ Can always be an angel ♪
795
00:37:48,908 --> 00:37:50,839
♪ And when things go wrong ♪
796
00:37:50,847 --> 00:37:53,349
♪ I seem bad ♪
797
00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:57,057
♪ I'm just a soul ♪
798
00:37:57,065 --> 00:37:59,886
♪ Whose intentions are good ♪
799
00:38:00,230 --> 00:38:06,324
♪ Oh, Lord, please don't
let me be misunderstood ♪
800
00:38:14,663 --> 00:38:18,640
♪ Baby, sometimes, I'm so carefree ♪
801
00:38:18,681 --> 00:38:22,518
♪ With a joy that's hard to hide ♪
802
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:26,559
♪ Sometimes, it seems that
all I have to do is worry ♪
803
00:38:26,616 --> 00:38:30,256
♪ And then you're bound
to see my other side ♪
804
00:38:30,318 --> 00:38:34,326
♪ I'm just a soul whose
intentions are good ♪
805
00:38:34,642 --> 00:38:38,573
♪ Oh, Lord, please don't
let me be misunderstood ♪
806
00:38:38,593 --> 00:38:40,996
♪ I'm just a soul ♪
807
00:38:41,178 --> 00:38:43,678
♪ Whose intentions are good ♪
808
00:38:44,346 --> 00:38:45,853
♪ Oh, Lord ♪
809
00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:49,856
♪ Please don't let me be ♪
810
00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:54,428
♪ Misunderstood ♪
811
00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:58,230
Woo! Wow!
812
00:39:06,702 --> 00:39:08,166
Hey.
813
00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:11,545
Whoa! Pecorino cheese!
814
00:39:11,659 --> 00:39:13,616
- Sal's never disappoints.
- Yeah.
815
00:39:14,077 --> 00:39:17,315
- Listen, uh, I want to thank you, Matt.
- For what?
816
00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:20,991
- For your pep talk yesterday.
It meant a lot to me.
817
00:39:21,311 --> 00:39:22,878
Ah, you were always there for me, Dad.
818
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:25,964
I'm just glad it worked out.
I heard it wasn't even close.
819
00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:28,518
83% of the vote?
820
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:30,487
It was a Saturday massacre.
821
00:39:30,758 --> 00:39:31,832
The people have spoken.
822
00:39:31,848 --> 00:39:33,985
- Green space over greed.
- Yes!
823
00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:35,927
I can't take all the credit, though.
824
00:39:35,936 --> 00:39:39,745
Jules is a force. I'm
so proud of that kid.
825
00:39:39,761 --> 00:39:41,860
- Yeah, me too.
- Where's the corkscrew?
826
00:39:41,876 --> 00:39:43,422
Uh, it's in one of
those drawers over there.
827
00:39:43,444 --> 00:39:45,402
Hey, have you seen Jules?
I want to congratulate her.
828
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,935
Yeah. She and Liam are on
the couch in the living room.
829
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,455
Hey, have you guys seen Jules?
830
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,828
Yeah, she asked me for a
blanket a couple minutes ago.
831
00:39:57,844 --> 00:39:59,629
Why would she need a
blanket? The heat's on.
832
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:03,035
Probably so she and Liam can
snuggle up on the porch...
833
00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:04,966
under the moonlight.
834
00:40:04,998 --> 00:40:06,565
Yeah, I should probably
go see if they're hungry.
835
00:40:06,603 --> 00:40:09,446
- Oh, they're hungry, all right.
- I meant for pizza!
836
00:40:09,587 --> 00:40:11,263
You see the smoke
coming out of his ears?
837
00:40:11,290 --> 00:40:13,893
They've been living together in
the coach house for how long now?
838
00:40:13,937 --> 00:40:15,818
No expiration date on being a father.
839
00:40:15,921 --> 00:40:17,961
OK. I'll follow you out.
840
00:40:18,156 --> 00:40:20,646
- See you, Becca.
- 'Night, Ange.
841
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:25,273
Hey, guys.
842
00:40:25,316 --> 00:40:26,953
- Mr. Shade.
- Hey, Dad.
843
00:40:26,987 --> 00:40:28,255
He thought you'd want some pizza.
844
00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:29,843
Oh, thanks, Dad. Yeah, you can just
845
00:40:30,199 --> 00:40:32,932
- leave it on the table.
- Yeah, but it's nice and hot right now;
846
00:40:32,936 --> 00:40:34,293
you wouldn't want it to go cold.
847
00:40:34,468 --> 00:40:36,992
- You're right. Let's take it back to our place.
- Thanks, Dad.
848
00:40:37,005 --> 00:40:39,031
- Great idea!
- No, no. I meant that you could eat it here...
849
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:41,161
- Bye!
- See ya!
850
00:40:41,265 --> 00:40:42,381
Love you both.
851
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:44,454
Yeah. Love you too, honey.
852
00:40:45,713 --> 00:40:47,145
Isn't young love great?
853
00:40:47,201 --> 00:40:48,954
- And stupid.
- So stupid.
854
00:40:48,976 --> 00:40:50,529
When I was 14,
855
00:40:50,544 --> 00:40:53,119
I jumped off the roof of
a garage to impress a boy.
856
00:40:53,150 --> 00:40:54,950
God forbid you'd just talk to him.
857
00:40:56,434 --> 00:40:59,481
- When I was Jules' age, I was just a...
- Dumb jock?
858
00:41:01,521 --> 00:41:04,657
It's funny. Ethan
called me that yesterday.
859
00:41:04,769 --> 00:41:06,722
What? Why?
860
00:41:07,074 --> 00:41:08,631
No reason.
861
00:41:09,959 --> 00:41:11,293
Point is,
862
00:41:11,632 --> 00:41:14,043
him and Isaac make it look pretty easy.
863
00:41:14,494 --> 00:41:15,736
All of it.
864
00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,571
- What "all of it"?
- Well, you know.
865
00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,872
Business, friendship,
866
00:41:21,084 --> 00:41:22,475
whole enchilada.
867
00:41:24,378 --> 00:41:26,691
Yeah. Yeah, I guess they do.
868
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:31,980
I should go. It's a workday tomorrow.
869
00:41:32,652 --> 00:41:34,453
Well, yeah, it's a workday for me too.
870
00:41:34,475 --> 00:41:37,062
I know, but it's a family thing, and...
871
00:41:37,111 --> 00:41:39,660
Yeah, you're part of the family.
Why don't you stick around.
872
00:41:40,691 --> 00:41:42,295
I'll see you tomorrow, Shade.
873
00:41:42,605 --> 00:41:44,964
Aren't you tired of this?
874
00:41:46,364 --> 00:41:47,600
Tired of what?
875
00:41:47,682 --> 00:41:49,711
This thing that we do where we...
876
00:41:50,421 --> 00:41:53,606
get close and then you pull away,
877
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,091
I pull away,
878
00:41:55,287 --> 00:41:58,026
you date someone, I date
someone, but it never lasts.
879
00:41:58,045 --> 00:42:00,325
Wait, are you blaming
me for you and Jada?
880
00:42:00,358 --> 00:42:01,752
No.
881
00:42:05,744 --> 00:42:09,145
Do you know why none of my relationships
882
00:42:09,183 --> 00:42:11,178
for the past five years have worked?
883
00:42:11,270 --> 00:42:13,873
- Don't do this.
- Because no matter who I'm with,
884
00:42:14,594 --> 00:42:17,377
I always compare them to you,
885
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,014
and they always come up short.
886
00:42:19,066 --> 00:42:21,671
- Stop it, Shade. Stop it.
- Because you
887
00:42:21,882 --> 00:42:23,921
are the most perfect woman for me
888
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:26,346
- that I have ever met.
- Shut up, Shade.
889
00:42:26,379 --> 00:42:28,418
OK? I don't want to
talk about these things.
890
00:42:28,472 --> 00:42:30,050
I don't want to talk
about how you give me
891
00:42:30,099 --> 00:42:32,708
the baby corn in your Thai food
even though you love it or how
892
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,509
when I woke up in the
hospital, you were there
893
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,687
holding my hand or... how
you're always there for me.
894
00:42:38,539 --> 00:42:40,101
I don't want to talk.
895
00:42:49,527 --> 00:42:50,758
Wow.
896
00:42:51,323 --> 00:42:52,576
Yeah.
897
00:42:55,912 --> 00:42:58,109
- Haha.
- Son of a bitch.
898
00:42:58,434 --> 00:42:59,910
Made me kiss you first.
899
00:42:59,964 --> 00:43:02,247
- Yeah, I guess I did.
- Yeah.
900
00:43:04,336 --> 00:43:06,028
So what do we do now?
901
00:43:08,490 --> 00:43:10,942
I have absolutely no idea.
902
00:43:14,921 --> 00:43:16,262
Crap.
903
00:43:19,809 --> 00:43:22,250
Watch the new series Family Law,
904
00:43:22,272 --> 00:43:24,495
coming this September on Global.
905
00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:28,433
They say family is the
most important thing.
906
00:43:28,714 --> 00:43:30,293
So I started one.
907
00:43:30,325 --> 00:43:32,516
- And another.
- ***
908
00:43:32,538 --> 00:43:33,850
And another.
909
00:43:34,213 --> 00:43:37,006
Now, I've got them all
under the same roof.
910
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,669
Everyone, this is Abigail Bianchi.
911
00:43:39,696 --> 00:43:41,654
Daniel and Lucy Svensson,
912
00:43:41,670 --> 00:43:43,477
your brother and sister.
913
00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:46,959
You could say I'm a family man.
914
00:43:47,029 --> 00:43:50,951
Family Law, new series coming
this September to Global.
915
00:43:50,989 --> 00:43:54,492
Also available on StackTV
and the GlobalTV app.
916
00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:59,715
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