1 00:00:17,668 --> 00:00:19,959 [male 1] Hey. You know the 5th grade starts tomorrow again. 2 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:22,501 [male 2] What?! Does that mean we have to get up at 8:00? 3 00:00:22,584 --> 00:00:23,501 [male 1] Oh, calm down. 4 00:00:23,584 --> 00:00:26,459 -You slept 95% of the summer. -[male 2] Yeah. 5 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:28,543 [high-spirited song plays] 6 00:00:36,084 --> 00:00:41,584 ♪ Last year of elementary school Last year of bein' a kid ♪ 7 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:44,084 ♪ Being on top ♪ 8 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:47,209 ♪ I'm gonna go out swingin' ♪ 9 00:00:47,293 --> 00:00:50,918 ♪ Toy soldiers Dippin' Dots, fun-size bars ♪ 10 00:00:51,001 --> 00:00:54,793 ♪ Slip 'N slides Fart noises, chicken stars ♪ 11 00:00:54,876 --> 00:00:58,668 ♪ Until they tell me to stop ♪ 12 00:00:58,751 --> 00:01:03,251 ♪ Last year of elementary school Biggest kid on campus ♪ 13 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:05,043 ♪ I got it made ♪ 14 00:01:05,126 --> 00:01:08,501 ♪ Sit down, son! I own all you dorks ♪ 15 00:01:08,584 --> 00:01:11,793 ♪ I'm so stoked I was held back in third grade ♪ 16 00:01:11,876 --> 00:01:14,584 ♪ Okay, okay So we will not invite Cara ♪ 17 00:01:14,668 --> 00:01:16,168 ♪ Oh my God, I hate her ♪ 18 00:01:16,251 --> 00:01:17,876 ♪ Sabrina's kind of cool ♪ 19 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,459 ♪ We do not do 4th graders ♪ 20 00:01:19,543 --> 00:01:23,293 -♪ So we make a list of friends? ♪ -♪ Yes, with no weirdos on it ♪ 21 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:25,251 -What about Summer? -Yeah, she's nice. 22 00:01:25,334 --> 00:01:26,709 Uh, vomit. 23 00:01:27,709 --> 00:01:30,168 -Summer, where's Mommy? -I'll put you to bed tonight, Kayla. 24 00:01:30,251 --> 00:01:32,084 We're getting older. Mom'll be gone someday. 25 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:34,001 It's 5th grade. Time to be a grown-up. 26 00:01:34,084 --> 00:01:36,834 -Where did she-- -I won't drink coffee or like boys. 27 00:01:36,918 --> 00:01:39,543 -I'll fill my own water bottle, get bangs. -Is she still gonna-- 28 00:01:39,626 --> 00:01:41,793 Everyone got bangs, but my forehead's getting bigger. 29 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:45,001 I don't wanna look like a parade float or an alien and be the talk-- 30 00:01:45,084 --> 00:01:46,543 [beeping] 31 00:01:46,626 --> 00:01:48,251 ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 32 00:01:48,334 --> 00:01:51,501 ♪ Cole, this year You have to get up on your own ♪ 33 00:01:51,584 --> 00:01:52,793 ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 34 00:01:52,876 --> 00:01:55,918 -♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪ -[smart speaker] Way to be strong, Dad. 35 00:01:57,209 --> 00:01:59,084 ♪ Lessening ♪ 36 00:01:59,168 --> 00:02:02,376 ♪ They say my nut allergies Are lessening ♪ 37 00:02:02,459 --> 00:02:04,501 [drone humming] 38 00:02:04,584 --> 00:02:10,709 ♪ Once the immune boosters kick in I can try the kung pao chicken ♪ 39 00:02:11,626 --> 00:02:15,334 ♪ Welcome, 5th graders Go right through this door ♪ 40 00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:20,668 ♪ 'Cause this year, your homerooms Are on the second floor ♪ 41 00:02:20,751 --> 00:02:22,584 -The big time! -[kindergartners chattering] 42 00:02:22,668 --> 00:02:25,501 ♪ Please don't step on The kindergartners ♪ 43 00:02:25,584 --> 00:02:26,876 -[singing ends] -[kids chattering] 44 00:02:26,959 --> 00:02:28,543 [kindergartner babbling, thuds] 45 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,334 [continues babbling] 46 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,126 [girl 1] Going to Westlake next year? 47 00:02:32,209 --> 00:02:34,751 [girl 2] My cousin said there's a kid who smokes there. 48 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,918 -[male 2] You see anything? -[male 1] No. A lot of yappin'. Come on. 49 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:39,709 -[male 2] Ah, there we go. -All right. 50 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,876 Another year, another batch of 5th grade head cases. 51 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:44,918 Kabir, Anthony, welcome. 52 00:02:45,001 --> 00:02:48,251 You from New York, new guy? Patriots suck! 53 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,543 That's New England. 54 00:02:49,626 --> 00:02:52,376 -I think your shirt's on backwards. -Come on! 55 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:55,543 -Look at this. Bunch of motormouths. -Yep. Same old, same old. 56 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:57,668 I saw Cara in a sweater from Gymboree. 57 00:02:57,751 --> 00:02:59,793 -There's the snotty clique. -Tween Queens. 58 00:02:59,876 --> 00:03:02,543 -The Facade Squad. -Peaking at 11. 59 00:03:02,626 --> 00:03:06,043 -The "sick and should've stayed home" kid. -Always one. 60 00:03:06,126 --> 00:03:08,709 [turtle] There's the class clown who secretly despises himself. 61 00:03:08,793 --> 00:03:10,209 That's hysterical, Cole! 62 00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:13,001 -Thanks, Cole! -Jeez, how many Coles this year? 63 00:03:13,084 --> 00:03:16,334 Reminds me of the Justin avalanche of 1991. 64 00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:18,501 God forbid we ever see a Richie again. 65 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:21,251 Bro, no way, are you taller than me now? 66 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,376 The inevitable Cheez Doodle kid. 67 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:25,501 [turtle] No, those look like Dorito fingers. 68 00:03:25,584 --> 00:03:27,584 -We just moved from the Bronx. -You're new? Wow. 69 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:31,459 That's hard. Never had to leave friends, except when we went to Myrtle Beach. 70 00:03:31,543 --> 00:03:33,793 On the flight home, the old lady next to me had arthritis. 71 00:03:33,876 --> 00:03:35,209 I opened her mustard packet. 72 00:03:35,293 --> 00:03:37,209 -[both] First child. -No filter. 73 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:39,626 Never heard the word "enough." 74 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:41,918 Okay, guys. Are you excited? 75 00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:45,126 Most of you have been going to this school for five years. 76 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:47,751 Some of you, seven. And now you're the big kids. 77 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:51,793 I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle. 78 00:03:51,876 --> 00:03:53,084 I'm not touching those things. 79 00:03:53,168 --> 00:03:55,584 Don't they eat, sleep and poo in the same place? 80 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,834 Hey! I poo where he sleeps. 81 00:03:57,918 --> 00:03:59,126 Now what if I told you 82 00:03:59,209 --> 00:04:02,709 there's a big reward at the end of this year if you do well in class? 83 00:04:02,793 --> 00:04:04,626 -[kids gasp] -The Academicathalon thing? 84 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:07,584 Look at her work these kids. Salinas, what a pro. 85 00:04:07,668 --> 00:04:10,168 Best since Ms. Bielecky in the '60s. 86 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:13,418 And what if I told you this year's winning class 87 00:04:13,501 --> 00:04:16,418 gets a field trip to somewhere special for a whole day? 88 00:04:16,501 --> 00:04:18,751 -[kids cheer softly] -[kid 1] Yeah! 89 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:19,668 [kid 2] Wow! 90 00:04:19,751 --> 00:04:21,876 -Salinas havin' a baby? -The belly's poppin' a little. 91 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:25,459 Oh, Zane, I'm afraid you can't bring snacks into the class. 92 00:04:25,543 --> 00:04:26,959 I'll hold those, just for now. 93 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:29,001 Cheetos. Wow, didn't see that coming. 94 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:32,584 [munching] At the end of the year, our three 5th grade classes 95 00:04:32,668 --> 00:04:36,543 compete in art, debating, science, and history. 96 00:04:36,626 --> 00:04:40,418 And if our class wins, we get a trip to Magic Land Park! 97 00:04:40,501 --> 00:04:41,334 [kids gasp] 98 00:04:41,418 --> 00:04:44,668 Don't they have the Dragon Coaster? I heard it caught fire once! 99 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:48,209 -Yeah, it was banned in Europe. -Yes, but not in Florida. 100 00:04:48,293 --> 00:04:50,501 -[kids chatter and giggle] -Yep, havin' a baby. 101 00:04:50,584 --> 00:04:53,626 Okay. Let's see how much you guys already know. 102 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:56,209 Who knows what you call it when a plant… 103 00:04:56,293 --> 00:04:58,293 [munching] …converts light to food? 104 00:04:58,376 --> 00:05:00,543 -The conversion's photosynthesis… -[both] Photosynthesis. 105 00:05:00,626 --> 00:05:03,459 -[Mia] …turning H2O and CO2 into glucose. -[both] Into glucose. 106 00:05:03,543 --> 00:05:06,376 -Ah. -[Mrs. Salinas] Excellent job, Mia. 107 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:09,084 Oh. So… [clears throat] 108 00:05:09,168 --> 00:05:10,959 Oh, boy. Divorced parents. 109 00:05:11,043 --> 00:05:12,834 Okay, honey. Thank you. 110 00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:15,001 -You're okay. So sweet. -[stick squeaking] 111 00:05:15,084 --> 00:05:16,126 Okay. 112 00:05:16,209 --> 00:05:19,251 Let's look at some of the books we're gonna read in class this year. 113 00:05:19,334 --> 00:05:21,209 Who's heard of Charlotte's Web? 114 00:05:21,293 --> 00:05:23,876 Oh no. The kids always cry at the end. 115 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:27,043 Like kids don't cry enough? We gotta trigger the garden hoses? 116 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:28,876 -Crying's for weaklings. -Right. 117 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:31,084 We'll meet Fern and her pig, Wilbur. 118 00:05:31,168 --> 00:05:32,834 It's a stupid book anyway. 119 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:36,793 -Right. Animals never talk to people. -Plus, no one gets to eat Charlotte. 120 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:40,001 You just have to hear about this delicious spider for days 121 00:05:40,084 --> 00:05:41,876 and get hungry thinkin' about it. 122 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:44,043 -…like you'll learn this year. -[boys laughing] 123 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:47,418 Sorry, Cole? Is there something you wanna share? 124 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:48,334 [laughing] 125 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:50,501 -[kids gasp, chatter] -[kid 1] That's so gross! 126 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:54,043 -[kid 2] I can't believe you did that! -[retching, vomiting] 127 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:55,876 Sorry, guys. 128 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:58,293 [sniffs] Man, that smells good. 129 00:05:58,376 --> 00:06:01,918 Send some of that our way next time. Gettin' sick of the lettuce. 130 00:06:02,001 --> 00:06:03,126 [upbeat music playing] 131 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:04,751 Hi, Mrs. Salinas! 132 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:07,084 [indistinct chattering] 133 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:11,126 -Hi, I'm Cole Wiseki's mom. -Oh, hi. 134 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,876 Can I-- Real quick? For Facebook? 135 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:14,668 -Thanks. -[shutter clicks] 136 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,793 -Cole is a very-- -That's gonna look great. Thank you. 137 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:19,959 Since when do people wanna look like ducks? 138 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,251 [man] Isn't that something, how they've grown? 139 00:06:23,334 --> 00:06:26,793 And in 5th grade, you'll find your kids wanting to make their own choices. 140 00:06:26,876 --> 00:06:29,459 Embrace it. Let them make their own mistakes. 141 00:06:29,543 --> 00:06:30,959 How long does this go? 142 00:06:31,043 --> 00:06:32,793 [man] Not terribly long, Dr. Wenger. 143 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:35,876 Now, some of you may have heard about Mrs. Salinas', uh, 144 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:37,334 incident in class. 145 00:06:37,418 --> 00:06:42,209 I want to confirm it has nothing to do with anything she ate in the cafeteria. 146 00:06:42,293 --> 00:06:45,793 She's just gonna be taking some time off. A leave, let's say. 147 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,376 Wait. For how long? 148 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:48,876 Here comes the bomb. 149 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:52,126 For, uh… Till she has the baby, let's say. 150 00:06:52,209 --> 00:06:54,793 -[all gasp] What?! -[Anthony's mom] Having a baby? 151 00:06:54,876 --> 00:06:57,376 Are you sure? Did she get a second opinion? 152 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,876 Are you kidding me? This is what happened in 3rd grade! 153 00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:01,126 The substitute was awful! 154 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:04,376 I'm texting my daughter right now! She'll be devastated! 155 00:07:04,459 --> 00:07:06,168 [phone beeps, chimes] 156 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:09,209 [girl 1 reads silently] 157 00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:10,918 [girl 2 reads silently] 158 00:07:11,001 --> 00:07:13,876 -[Mia reads silently] -[girl 3 reads silently] 159 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:17,084 [boy reads silently] 160 00:07:17,168 --> 00:07:20,959 [Anthony reads silently] 161 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,084 [drone reads silently] 162 00:07:24,168 --> 00:07:26,584 [Cole H. reads silently] 163 00:07:26,668 --> 00:07:28,168 [Cole W. reads silently] 164 00:07:28,251 --> 00:07:29,584 [Kabir reads silently] 165 00:07:29,668 --> 00:07:35,751 [Summer reads silently] 166 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:37,793 [Summer continues] 167 00:07:37,876 --> 00:07:41,501 [drone reads silently] 168 00:07:42,126 --> 00:07:44,418 -[indistinct chattering] -You can't just say that! 169 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:47,376 Look at these lazy class pets. Do they even move? 170 00:07:47,459 --> 00:07:50,084 -I'd like that job. -That lizard looks pretty old. 171 00:07:50,168 --> 00:07:51,459 Do I look old? 172 00:07:52,418 --> 00:07:53,251 Mm-mm. 173 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:54,168 Thank you. 174 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:58,626 It's a Tuatara. They live a long time. Till about 75. 175 00:07:58,709 --> 00:08:01,959 Hmm. Never knew that. Suck on that, hamsters. 176 00:08:02,043 --> 00:08:04,209 Wow. Looks like he's gettin' close to that. 177 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,084 [mom 1] Bye. Nice seeing you. 178 00:08:07,168 --> 00:08:08,459 -Ah, he's nuts. -[door shuts] 179 00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:12,459 I mean, you're old, cranky, lazy, but no way does that make you 75. 180 00:08:12,543 --> 00:08:15,334 [Squirtle's voice echoing] Seventy-five. Seventy-five. Seventy-five. 181 00:08:16,043 --> 00:08:18,043 [pencil tapping and scraping] 182 00:08:19,334 --> 00:08:21,209 [keyboard clacking] 183 00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:24,293 [page turning] 184 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:26,709 [Neil Armstrong, on TV] Underneath it says, 185 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:29,959 "Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon." 186 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,084 -[grunts] -[Neil Armstrong] We came in peace-- 187 00:08:32,918 --> 00:08:35,209 [babbling] 188 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:38,834 1949. 189 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,043 -What about it? -I was born around then. 190 00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:43,709 How many years has it been since 1949? 191 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:45,293 No idea. That's addition. 192 00:08:45,376 --> 00:08:47,626 They learn that in 2nd grade. We're all about fractions. 193 00:08:47,709 --> 00:08:51,376 Great. Why can't they move us around a little, so we can know more? 194 00:08:52,584 --> 00:08:54,501 [kindergartner babbles] 195 00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:56,001 [thuds, babbles again] 196 00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:57,918 [thuds, continues babbling] 197 00:08:58,001 --> 00:09:01,334 Okay, four sixteenths equals how many fourths? 198 00:09:01,418 --> 00:09:04,043 [kids chattering and laughing] 199 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,001 -She's leaving. They don't hear a word. -1966, 1967… 200 00:09:07,084 --> 00:09:10,084 -What're you doin'? -Trying to count how many years old I am. 201 00:09:10,168 --> 00:09:13,126 1968, 1969, 1970… 202 00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:16,251 I'm out of toes and fingers. What else can I count with? 203 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:19,584 -I'd tell you, but there's kids around. -[humorous music plays] 204 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:21,751 I was talkin' about his tail. 205 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:25,043 Addition… I… I gotta talk to some 2nd grade pets. 206 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:28,043 Forget it. We only see those pets at fire drills. 207 00:09:28,126 --> 00:09:30,043 They don't happen until November. 208 00:09:30,126 --> 00:09:32,751 -[alarm buzzing] -[spits] What the-- 209 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:35,043 -[all] Huh? What? -Is this a fire drill? 210 00:09:35,126 --> 00:09:38,793 It's probably nothing, but let's go. Anthony, why don't you grab the pets? 211 00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:41,168 [Anthony screaming] 212 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:44,043 -Everyone evacuate! Stop, drop and roll! -[reptiles grunting] 213 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,584 [screaming] I think I'm on fire! 214 00:09:46,668 --> 00:09:48,876 -[screaming] -[kindergartners giggling] 215 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:50,959 Jeez, we just redecorated! 216 00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:54,501 Someday, cops are gonna carry that kid off a plane. Huh? 217 00:09:54,584 --> 00:09:57,001 I'll park ya right over here, fellas. 218 00:09:57,084 --> 00:09:59,001 All right, here we go. 219 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:02,001 Hey, guys, how was your summer? Do anything fun? 220 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,709 -Sleep. -Sleep. 221 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:06,084 -Eat. -Lot of poopin'. 222 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:09,168 Terrific. Say, who's 2nd grade again? 223 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:11,334 -That's me. How ya doin', Lizzy? -Great. 224 00:10:11,418 --> 00:10:16,793 I'm actually Leonardo. Lizzy's the iguana in Mr. Marculia's homeroom. You're… 225 00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:20,626 I'm Cinnabun. I know. So corny. Just got renamed again. 226 00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:22,376 Oh. Well, beats "Thumper." 227 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:27,459 I guess. What's bad are the Hare ones. Hare Brain, Hare Piece, Hare-y Potter… 228 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:31,251 Right, right. Hey, the 2nd graders, you guys do addition, right? 229 00:10:31,334 --> 00:10:33,334 -…Hare Lip, Hare Club For Men. -[cage clangs] 230 00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:35,001 Yes, and subtraction. We do both. 231 00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:38,959 Great, okay, look. If I got here in 1949, 232 00:10:39,043 --> 00:10:42,709 and it's 2023, what does that make me? 233 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:45,376 Oh. Uh, I know this one. A reptile. 234 00:10:45,459 --> 00:10:46,793 -Shmuck. -[school bell rings] 235 00:10:46,876 --> 00:10:49,543 -[kindergartners chattering] -Okay, it was a false alarm. 236 00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:51,793 The school is not on fire. 237 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:53,126 [5th-graders groan] 238 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:55,209 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 239 00:10:55,293 --> 00:10:56,876 No, how old would I be? 240 00:10:56,959 --> 00:11:01,418 No. Right, subtraction. Okay, um, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, 74. 241 00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:04,626 -Seventy-four. Isn't that right before-- -[Mrs. Salinas] Upsy-daisies. 242 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:06,543 [Leonardo] Wait, wait! Hold on! 243 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:09,626 That's the number before 75, isn't it? 244 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:13,751 -What's the matter? You look upset. -[kindergartners chattering chaotically] 245 00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:14,918 [extinguisher hisses] 246 00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:17,584 -[shouts] Cinnabun! -[dramatic music plays, ends] 247 00:11:17,668 --> 00:11:19,751 -[kids chattering] -Settle down. 248 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,459 [mockingly] I'm a lizard. Ooh. 249 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,626 That's good. Don't dignify it. 250 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:27,001 Doesn't matter. I'm doomed. 251 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:30,293 I'm 74 seventy-fifths dead. 252 00:11:30,376 --> 00:11:32,501 What? That's not for class pets. 253 00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:35,209 When you're in captivity, 75 is the new 70. 254 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:38,668 And, hey, you wanna live so bad, a little exercise wouldn't kill ya. 255 00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:41,126 -Like what? -Blinking's good. That'd be a start. 256 00:11:41,209 --> 00:11:43,209 -I blink. -[scoffs] Barely. 257 00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,126 Fine. 258 00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:50,501 [grunting] 259 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,959 -[sighs in exhaustion] -Okay. You didn't have to dive right in. 260 00:11:54,043 --> 00:11:55,209 Who am I kiddin'? 261 00:11:55,293 --> 00:11:59,501 I can't start this rigorous workin' out at this point in my life. 262 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:02,001 It's too late. I blew it. 263 00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:04,043 I wasted my life! 264 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:07,668 And now, it's almost over. 265 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:12,001 ♪ When a man has to face ♪ 266 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:15,209 ♪ That he's about to die ♪ 267 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:19,668 ♪ He thinks of all the things He'd never done ♪ 268 00:12:19,751 --> 00:12:20,709 [exhales] 269 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:24,084 ♪ I never ate a snail ♪ 270 00:12:24,168 --> 00:12:27,376 ♪ Never got to hunt a fly ♪ 271 00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:32,126 ♪ Just had them fed to me by everyone ♪ 272 00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:39,334 ♪ Never ate algae straight from the sea ♪ 273 00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:45,834 ♪ Never got nothin' but lettuce Always lands in Squirtle's pee ♪ 274 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:50,001 -♪ I never stole a bird's eggs ♪ -[violin plays] 275 00:12:50,084 --> 00:12:52,876 ♪ Never chased a squirrel ♪ 276 00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:56,876 ♪ Never got to show my slick moves ♪ 277 00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,959 ♪ To a girl ♪ 278 00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:03,043 [breathing heavily] 279 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:06,584 [door creaks open] 280 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,084 [pouch toots] 281 00:13:08,168 --> 00:13:12,168 [door creaking] 282 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,209 [pouch toots] 283 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:19,126 [door continues creaking] 284 00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:23,376 -[stops] -[heels clacking] 285 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,418 [objects clatter] 286 00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:30,876 -[vase breaks] -[heels clacking] 287 00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:33,334 [clattering] 288 00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:40,043 [blows] Go about your business. 289 00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:42,459 Everyone, meet your new teacher. 290 00:13:42,543 --> 00:13:45,501 [gasps] This is our substitute? 291 00:13:45,584 --> 00:13:47,793 You have to leave? So soon? 292 00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:51,001 Well, my doctor thinks I need to rest through my pregnancy. 293 00:13:51,084 --> 00:13:53,709 So until I'm back, you'll have Ms. Malkin. 294 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,668 -It's not brain surgery, gang. -[compass clicks] 295 00:13:56,751 --> 00:13:59,751 Guys, you don't have to be afraid of change. 296 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,251 Change is a beautiful part of life. 297 00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:05,251 ♪ There's a time for trees ♪ 298 00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:08,418 ♪ To lose their leaves ♪ 299 00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:13,418 ♪ And a time those leaves return ♪ 300 00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:17,584 -Oh, I don't sing. -Oh, okay. 301 00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:21,709 How about we continue with the class. I'm gonna teach with Ms. Malkin today-- 302 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,376 -Please don't leave us, Mrs. Salinas! -Oh. 303 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:26,876 Agh! Down! Now! Down! 304 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,376 -[spray hissing] -No hug! Sit! 305 00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:32,709 In class, we sit up straight, pay attention, and we are what? You! 306 00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:35,793 What? Oh, my God. Um, we're quiet? 307 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,918 That's very good listening, Logan. That's a heart for you. 308 00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:42,251 [joyous music plays] 309 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:46,918 The hearts are for when the kids listen. To motivate good-- 310 00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:50,043 [vacuum clicking, suctioning] 311 00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,251 Listening is not a favor. 312 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:56,668 When you listen, you get knowledge, not a carnival prize. 313 00:14:56,751 --> 00:15:02,584 -We have a chance to go to Magic-- -[suctioning] 314 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,001 Ew. What was that? 315 00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:06,668 Peanut butter and ham. My dad overslept. 316 00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:08,876 -[retches, vomits] -[suctions, stops] 317 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:14,543 Okay, well, we're out of time, so let's wish Mrs. Salinas well. Bye-bye. 318 00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:17,209 -But, I-- The class is-- -No, no. I know. Out we go. 319 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:19,793 -Better luck with your own kid. -Okay, guys, see you in-- 320 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,084 -[tense music plays] -[suctions] 321 00:15:23,168 --> 00:15:28,668 Moving on. It's Friday. That means one student has to take home a class pet. 322 00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:31,543 -What's this now? -Uh, we don't do that here. 323 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:32,834 Not anymore. No way. 324 00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:37,001 In my classroom, you will learn responsibility. 325 00:15:37,084 --> 00:15:40,959 You will feed it properly and return it in healthy condition. 326 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:41,959 Alive. 327 00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,626 Do we have a volunteer? 328 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:49,251 -Come on. Somebody raise your hand. -What? 329 00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:53,626 Remember what happens at the kids' houses? They forget to feed you or abuse you. 330 00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,251 [chaotic music playing] 331 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:56,584 -[banging] -[yelps] 332 00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:59,043 -[slices] -It'll grow back. 333 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,876 -[screams] -[screams, grunts] 334 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:03,793 [kids laughing] 335 00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,793 -[tattoo needle hums] -[Squirtle screams] 336 00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:09,959 -Yeesh. -Hey, it looked cool in the '90s. 337 00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:12,709 I'm waiting. Volunteer, please. 338 00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,834 Don't you get it? This is my shot. 339 00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:18,251 So I go with one of these kids, case the house for open windows, 340 00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:20,626 then when I'm alone, zip! I escape. 341 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:25,168 -Ha. You couldn't zip when you were 20. -I'm zipping. And then I really live. 342 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,876 Maybe climb a tree. Swim in a sewer. See the Everglades. 343 00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:32,501 The Everglades? With those untamed animals? Are you nuts? 344 00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:35,209 You know they don't even have names, right? It's anarchy. 345 00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:37,918 You think a rock potato like you can survive there? 346 00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:40,793 -Your last days will be in a beer can. -[Ms. Malkin] Let's go. 347 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,418 Who's gonna take on some responsibility? 348 00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,084 -Or do I have to pick? -Well, if no one else will… 349 00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:48,709 I don't want them to feel not wanted. Everybody wants to fit in 350 00:16:48,793 --> 00:16:51,668 and shouldn't be judged on looks, species, foreheads. 351 00:16:51,751 --> 00:16:53,793 I have to go indoor skydiving tomorrow, 352 00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:56,209 but my father'll be home, so if it's okay to-- 353 00:16:56,293 --> 00:16:57,793 -Pick one! -Okay, the lizard! 354 00:16:57,876 --> 00:17:00,334 [exhales loudly, sighs] 355 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,293 [kisses] 356 00:17:01,376 --> 00:17:03,501 [school bell rings] 357 00:17:03,584 --> 00:17:06,584 [gentle violin music playing] 358 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:11,751 Listen, when you're out there in the wild and those animals come after you, 359 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:15,293 remember to change your colors and blend in! 360 00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:19,334 -That's chameleons. I'm not a chameleon. -Oh, well, then you're a dead man. 361 00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:21,168 [amusing music playing] 362 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,501 [Summer] Tomorrow's indoor skydiving. We have to get ready. 363 00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:28,168 It's exactly like skydiving, except you can't get hurt. 364 00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:30,418 Okay, we have a busy weekend. 365 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:33,793 Do I have to wear a dress to Grandma's? It'll be pants weather on Sunday. 366 00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:37,626 Jayda said the word "puke". She said it wasn’t a curse word. Is it? 367 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:40,751 I feel bad leaving him. Nobody wants him near the dinner table. 368 00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,459 He's good with his water. Back soon! 369 00:17:42,543 --> 00:17:45,501 Kayla, don't look scared of him. That's being mean. 370 00:17:45,584 --> 00:17:48,043 [dog panting] 371 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,584 -[heavenly music plays] -[gasps in awe] 372 00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:56,584 It's on. 373 00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:57,668 [inhales sharply] 374 00:17:57,751 --> 00:18:01,126 [stretching groans] 375 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,543 -[joints crack] -[groaning continues] 376 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:04,793 [joints cracking] 377 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,584 [grunting] 378 00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:12,626 [shouts, thuds] 379 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,418 [jazzy adventurous music playing] 380 00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:16,543 Yeah. 381 00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:29,584 He's nice, the new kid Kabir, but he doesn't talk a lot, 382 00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:31,918 at least not with me. Maybe he's shy since… 383 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,626 [jazzy adventurous music continues] 384 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,668 Then I burned my tongue. It didn't, like, burn off completely, 385 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:43,918 or I couldn't tell you how I ate my mozzarella sticks. 386 00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:47,418 [jazzy adventurous music continues] 387 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,459 [panting] 388 00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:53,001 -[music crescendos, ends] -[sighs] 389 00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:55,584 [yelps] 390 00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:57,626 -[grunts] -[door opens] 391 00:18:57,709 --> 00:19:02,126 Hey, Leonardo. You missed a great movie. Tomorrow I'll take you down for breakfast. 392 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:06,293 I hope they have everything bagels left. I don't know why we get sesame bagels. 393 00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:10,376 Mom asked me to try one, I was like, "Why would you take off the poppy seeds 394 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:11,334 and the salt…" 395 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,084 Wait, where are you? 396 00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:16,126 This is a nightmare! I'll be the kid who killed the lizard, 397 00:19:16,209 --> 00:19:18,043 no matter what I do in my life. 398 00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:21,293 Whether I do drama, be a doctor-- I'll never be a doctor now. 399 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,418 I could work at the DMV. Hopefully, the one next to Quiznos. 400 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:27,459 -I don't wanna go far from my parents. -[whimpers, grunts] 401 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,418 Mother of Godzilla! 402 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,418 What was that? 403 00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:32,959 Well? Who said that? 404 00:19:34,293 --> 00:19:38,459 The wall? Walls don't talk. Why would a wall say anything? 405 00:19:38,543 --> 00:19:41,418 Why point to it? They say, "If these walls could talk," 406 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:42,751 because they can't talk-- 407 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,668 -The trophy! -[screams] 408 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,376 You said something! You just spoke! Mom! 409 00:19:47,459 --> 00:19:48,751 -No! -You talked! 410 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:49,918 You're talking! 411 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,168 I'm telling Mom, or people will think I'm crazy. 412 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:55,168 I'll have to go to that school in Tampa for kids with issues! I-- 413 00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,793 [shouting] But please, people can't know! 414 00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:01,501 -Why are your hands wet? -They're naturally moist. 415 00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,834 Please, I'm begging you to keep quiet. 416 00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:05,376 If people know I talk, 417 00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:07,959 they'll send me to a scientist or something. 418 00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:10,584 -But I have to tell someone. -Please. 419 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:14,543 [softly] You're the only one who can hear me. 420 00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:17,418 Oh. Then why are you whispering? 421 00:20:17,501 --> 00:20:20,376 [softly] Because you were, and it sounded fun. 422 00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:22,459 [mimics whispering sounds] 423 00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:24,418 Do all lizards talk? 424 00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:29,459 I don't know. I never met them all, but we never talk to humans. 425 00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:32,918 -Why are you talking to me? -Well, I didn't… [spluttering] 426 00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:37,126 Because I want to. I think you're nice. 427 00:20:37,209 --> 00:20:39,084 Really? Thanks. 428 00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:42,501 I don't know if people think I'm nice. It's so hard to read people at school. 429 00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:44,459 People say you're nice to be nice, 430 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,126 and if they say you're nice, you'll think they're cool-- 431 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,209 I get it. 432 00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,251 You say "I get it" a lot. 433 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:55,043 That's 'cause I understand things. That's all. "I get it." I've been around. 434 00:20:55,126 --> 00:20:58,209 -Okay. I thought it was something else. -Like what? 435 00:20:58,293 --> 00:21:01,751 -That you want me to stop talking. -Oh. Wow. 436 00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,876 Really? Like, "Wow, that's crazy"? 437 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:08,459 No, more like, "Wow, I didn't think you were that self-aware." 438 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:11,959 [exhales] I can tell. People are too nice to say I talk too much, 439 00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:14,251 but I can tell from their faces that I'm talking too much. 440 00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:17,543 Like, old people make this face. And babies kind of look sleepy. 441 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:21,334 And the bus driver's face is like, "Stop." But I can't stop and I… 442 00:21:23,459 --> 00:21:26,001 Sorry, I'm listening. Please, go ahead. 443 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:29,126 ♪ I always just come out And say whatever's on my mind ♪ 444 00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:31,918 ♪ People look okay with it But maybe they're resigned ♪ 445 00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:34,709 ♪ I can't help saying more They smile like they're enjoying ♪ 446 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,918 ♪ You've no idea How stressful it is to not know ♪ 447 00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:38,334 ♪ When my talking gets annoying ♪ 448 00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,709 I've seen a lot of kids who talk a lot. They seem-- 449 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,543 ♪ I just continue talking And it feels like things are fine ♪ 450 00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:46,626 ♪ Then I relax until I see that look I take it as a sign ♪ 451 00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:49,168 ♪ They're mad I'm still talking Or I'm loud or a bore ♪ 452 00:21:49,251 --> 00:21:52,751 ♪ So I worry that I've lost them I'm scared, so I start talking even more ♪ 453 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,959 Right. This is normal. A bunch of kids-- 454 00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:57,793 ♪ I feel like I lack the ability to tell ♪ 455 00:21:57,876 --> 00:22:00,376 ♪ When I'm not giving someone A chance to speak ♪ 456 00:22:00,459 --> 00:22:01,959 ♪ And because of that, I get scared ♪ 457 00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:06,126 ♪ Then believe that I am Not giving anyone else a chance to speak ♪ 458 00:22:06,209 --> 00:22:08,293 [shouts] I said, "I get it!" 459 00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:12,168 I know I said "I get it" again. I'm sorry. 460 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:15,918 It's just that last one wasn't even a rhyme, it was a repeat. 461 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:17,501 [splutters] 462 00:22:18,334 --> 00:22:19,293 [moans] 463 00:22:20,459 --> 00:22:23,293 ♪ So, like You're comfortable in sharing ♪ 464 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,584 ♪ 'Cause your parents let you prattle ♪ 465 00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:26,751 They don't really like-- 466 00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:30,459 ♪ But you shouldn't feel self-conscious Like you're in a losing battle ♪ 467 00:22:30,543 --> 00:22:34,376 -Okay, but then how am I gonna-- -♪ Maybe try to ask a question ♪ 468 00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,584 Ask a question? 469 00:22:37,084 --> 00:22:39,626 ♪ It's exhausting Like a blink ♪ 470 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,834 ♪ But the kids who are most popular ♪ 471 00:22:43,418 --> 00:22:49,584 ♪ Are the kids who want to know What other kids think ♪ 472 00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:53,668 Wow. It's not like I don't care about the other kids-- 473 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:56,918 I know. It's great you're good at talking about yourself. 474 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,251 When people share stuff, they feel better. 475 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,793 So if you get other kids talking about themselves, 476 00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:05,334 they'll like being with you. More than they do already, I mean. 477 00:23:07,084 --> 00:23:09,043 Five-second rule. [gulps] 478 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,793 Well, that was really nice. Thank you. 479 00:23:11,876 --> 00:23:13,626 Oh, yeah. Glad to do it. 480 00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:18,043 Hey, remember, you can't tell anyone, ever. 481 00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:20,126 Or we won't be able to talk again. 482 00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:24,126 Okay. So I'm your special, secret friend? That was a question. 483 00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:27,251 Uh, yeah. Sure. And good question. 484 00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:31,126 -Thanks, Leonardo. -Call me Leo. Less Ninja Turtley. 485 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:33,584 Summer. You need to get to bed, sweetie. 486 00:23:33,668 --> 00:23:36,501 Mom, what's the square root of 91? 487 00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:39,126 What? Please just get to bed. 488 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,834 I don't mean just any question. 489 00:23:41,918 --> 00:23:43,668 Okay. Right. Got it. 490 00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:47,251 [desk scraping and screeching] 491 00:23:47,334 --> 00:23:49,834 -[Ms. Malkin] Find your new seats. -[spray hissing] 492 00:23:54,001 --> 00:23:57,168 -[mellow music plays] -[Squirtle scratching] 493 00:23:57,251 --> 00:24:00,876 [sarcastically] Oh, back already? You saw the whole world in one weekend? 494 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:04,459 Wow. Hey, how were the Everglades? How high was the Eiffel Tower? 495 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:09,001 -What was the Pope like? [scratches] -Could you not do that on my pillow? 496 00:24:09,084 --> 00:24:14,584 Put those computers away. We will not be studying our curriculum on toys. 497 00:24:15,376 --> 00:24:18,418 [tense music playing] 498 00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,709 -[falling whistle] -[crashes] 499 00:24:22,334 --> 00:24:23,751 -[falling whistle] -[crashes] 500 00:24:24,584 --> 00:24:26,001 -[falling whistle] -[crashes] 501 00:24:26,626 --> 00:24:27,543 [crashing] 502 00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:32,918 [both panting] 503 00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:34,876 Russian judge. 504 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:36,543 [ringing] 505 00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:40,334 -[indistinct chattering] -[teacher] Slow down. No running. 506 00:24:40,418 --> 00:24:42,751 -[air horn blares] -No eating the books! 507 00:24:43,459 --> 00:24:45,793 Oh, Coach Kimura. [chuckles] 508 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:48,459 Oh, I apologize. Let me… Let me clean that for you. 509 00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:50,709 [vacuum humming] 510 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,209 [giggles] 511 00:24:53,001 --> 00:24:54,168 There we go. [chuckles] 512 00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:58,834 This is so unfair. Ugh! She'll work us till we have no energy. 513 00:24:58,918 --> 00:25:01,168 Then we'll only get into schools with drug problems. 514 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:03,709 Forget about winning the trip. This is a nightmare. 515 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,543 It's worse than when I lost my phone. 516 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:07,626 Worse than when my dad wore bike shorts. 517 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:10,709 Worse than when I got lost on a plane, which is hard to do, but really scary. 518 00:25:10,793 --> 00:25:13,668 Like a horror movie, though my parents won't let me watch them, 519 00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:16,376 unless you count the furnace in Toy Story 3, but that-- 520 00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:20,001 Oh. What should we do about it, Jayda? 521 00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:25,043 I'm totally telling my parents about it. My dad has a lot of pull, 522 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,001 because he gives the teachers free zit cream, 523 00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:28,668 but you should tell yours too. 524 00:25:28,751 --> 00:25:30,834 Why are you talking to Summer? 525 00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:33,584 -I like her now. -Uh, I know. I do too. 526 00:25:33,668 --> 00:25:35,918 [curious music playing] 527 00:25:38,501 --> 00:25:42,209 -What was that all about? -She likes me. She thought I was fun. 528 00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:45,668 [scoffs] You fun? What'd you do, turn your head more than once? 529 00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:46,751 Oh, what a showman. 530 00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,751 Get all your mean jokes in now, 531 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:51,751 'cause the next kid who takes me home is the last kid. 532 00:25:51,834 --> 00:25:53,751 Sure they are, Mr. Chicken-to-leave. 533 00:25:53,834 --> 00:25:56,209 Whatever you say, Mr. Wants-to-get-bitten. 534 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:59,626 Oh, I'm shaking, Mr. Almost-as-brave-as-Scooby Doo. 535 00:25:59,709 --> 00:26:00,709 [yells] 536 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,751 [sighs] 537 00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:06,751 -Duck, duck, duck, goose! -[kindergartners chattering chaotically] 538 00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:10,626 Ow! Okay. Okay. All right! That's not the game. Kids! 539 00:26:10,709 --> 00:26:15,293 …the Stamp Act. Eyes up here! For those of you who did the reading… 540 00:26:15,376 --> 00:26:18,751 -Salinas never taught this stuff. -Yeah. What's a stamp? 541 00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:20,668 [Ms. Malkin] …the first tax levied directly 542 00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:22,626 on American colonists by the British Parliament. 543 00:26:22,709 --> 00:26:26,043 -[kids laughing] -Skyler, what did I just say? 544 00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,084 [kids laughing] 545 00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:30,918 Answer! How did the colonists react? 546 00:26:31,001 --> 00:26:34,376 [kids laughing louder] 547 00:26:36,751 --> 00:26:37,584 Demerits! 548 00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:41,209 [shurikens slice, then clink] 549 00:26:42,543 --> 00:26:46,251 [deliberately] You do not want demerits. 550 00:26:46,334 --> 00:26:49,376 -What's a demerit? -I think he played for the Clippers. 551 00:26:49,459 --> 00:26:52,209 You're going to leave 5th grade with discipline, 552 00:26:52,293 --> 00:26:54,876 or you are never going to leave 5th grade. 553 00:26:55,459 --> 00:26:56,959 Eh. [munches] 554 00:26:57,043 --> 00:27:00,501 Who has the discipline to take a class pet home this weekend? 555 00:27:01,751 --> 00:27:03,918 I'll do it. I'll take Leo again. 556 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:05,126 "Leo"? 557 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:08,793 Again? Who would want it twice? 558 00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:12,293 -[smart board beeping] -[kids laughing] 559 00:27:14,043 --> 00:27:16,876 [drone whirring] 560 00:27:16,959 --> 00:27:20,084 Not one of you is man enough for middle school, are you? 561 00:27:20,168 --> 00:27:23,293 -[whirring] -Ugh. Not now. I'll take the lizard. 562 00:27:29,126 --> 00:27:32,626 Oh, you'll have so much fun with Leo, Eli. You think, maybe, I can visit? 563 00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:35,793 Really? That'd be great. Zane's coming, but we can all hang-- 564 00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:38,293 -[whirring] -[thermometer beeps] 565 00:27:38,376 --> 00:27:39,918 [whirring] 566 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:49,834 [sighs] 567 00:27:52,376 --> 00:27:54,084 [mellow music playing] 568 00:27:58,751 --> 00:28:00,251 You kids having a fun play date? 569 00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:02,376 Uh… 570 00:28:03,043 --> 00:28:03,918 Sure. 571 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,251 [drone beeps] 572 00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:09,334 [buzzes, beeps] 573 00:28:16,043 --> 00:28:18,376 [whirring] 574 00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:20,126 [clanging] 575 00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:26,168 [plays electronic fanfare] 576 00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:28,959 Sorry about those chips, Zaney. Can't be too careful. 577 00:28:29,043 --> 00:28:30,584 Have a kale cupcake. 578 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,251 Do I have to wear the safety suit all weekend? 579 00:28:33,334 --> 00:28:35,043 Lizards carry disease, honey. 580 00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:37,918 Kids and dogs are especially vulnerable. 581 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:40,918 [footsteps approaching] 582 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,793 -[drone whirring] -[spray hissing] 583 00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:47,543 [squeegee squeaking] 584 00:28:50,418 --> 00:28:53,376 Um, I think my mom wants to pick me up. 585 00:28:53,459 --> 00:28:55,543 [robot vacuum tapping] 586 00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:59,876 -[Zane's mom yells] Thank you, Julie! -They had the best time. 587 00:29:03,584 --> 00:29:06,834 Could you go cut his chicken into non-chokeable pieces? 588 00:29:08,876 --> 00:29:11,459 [birds chirping] 589 00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:13,876 [mysterious music playing] 590 00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:19,543 -[jazzy adventurous music playing] -[suctioning] 591 00:29:19,626 --> 00:29:21,543 -[toy squeaks] -[sighs in relief] 592 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:23,126 -[suctioning] -Hey. 593 00:29:24,626 --> 00:29:25,793 [grunting] 594 00:29:26,293 --> 00:29:28,876 [jazzy adventurous music keeps playing] 595 00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:35,459 [grunting shakily] 596 00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:38,834 [grunts] 597 00:29:39,584 --> 00:29:42,376 -[growling] -[dramatic music plays] 598 00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:47,126 -[music crescendos, ends] -Ow! [thuds] 599 00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:48,418 [toys clattering] 600 00:29:48,918 --> 00:29:50,793 [heavenly music plays] 601 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,209 -[humorous jazz music playing] -[grunts] 602 00:29:56,376 --> 00:29:58,459 [gags, shrieks] 603 00:29:58,543 --> 00:30:00,209 [exclaiming] 604 00:30:00,293 --> 00:30:01,168 [screams] 605 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:05,418 [grunting] 606 00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:09,126 -[panting] Ha-ha. -[robot vacuum crashes] 607 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:11,293 [humming] 608 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:13,126 [whirring] 609 00:30:13,209 --> 00:30:16,293 [sputters, hums] 610 00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:18,126 What? It'll grow back. 611 00:30:18,209 --> 00:30:21,876 You're dressed like a 1950s astronaut and I'm the weird one? 612 00:30:21,959 --> 00:30:25,251 Oh, now you're threatening me, Doodlepoo? Do that-- 613 00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:28,293 -[tense music plays] -What? 614 00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:33,126 -What-- -[Julie] Dinnertime, Eli! 615 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:39,918 Eli, now! You need three hours to digest your food before bed. 616 00:30:40,418 --> 00:30:41,626 [Eli sighs] 617 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:44,293 This is totally crazy. You talk? 618 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,459 Just to you. 619 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:47,751 -'Cause, uh… -I'm special? 620 00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:49,501 Uh, yeah, that's right. 621 00:30:50,126 --> 00:30:51,584 Oh. Okay. 622 00:30:51,668 --> 00:30:55,418 But you can't tell anyone. They'll try to kill me like E.T. 623 00:30:55,501 --> 00:30:58,834 But my parents told me when someone says, "Don't tell anyone," 624 00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:00,209 that's when I have to tell. 625 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:03,626 Well, your parents are right, but that's with strange humans. 626 00:31:03,709 --> 00:31:05,876 I'm just a strange lizard. Okay? 627 00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:09,959 -Please don't tell. Especially him. -[Eli] The drone? 628 00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:13,376 No way. You saw what it did to the Cheetos out there. 629 00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,626 I mean, it's nice that it's loyal. 630 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:18,334 Come on. When I was six, kids thought it was cool. 631 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:22,709 -Maybe you should say something about it. -I don't want to hurt its feelings. 632 00:31:23,501 --> 00:31:27,168 I know a way. I've seen kids break up over the years. 633 00:31:27,251 --> 00:31:29,584 You write down why you're dumping them, 634 00:31:29,668 --> 00:31:33,126 and it gives the other person time to soak it in and not snap. 635 00:31:33,209 --> 00:31:35,209 It's a "Dear Drone" letter. 636 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:36,626 Get a pen and paper. 637 00:31:36,709 --> 00:31:38,459 [sentimental music playing] 638 00:31:38,543 --> 00:31:39,876 [dictating the letter] 639 00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:42,459 [singing the letter] 640 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:53,168 [Eli singing] ♪ When you hover over me all day ♪ 641 00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:58,834 ♪ I feel safe, but also feel My social life melting away ♪ 642 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:02,959 ♪ I'm not saying That your caring is a crime ♪ 643 00:32:03,459 --> 00:32:08,418 ♪ I'd just like to wipe my own butt From time to time ♪ 644 00:32:08,501 --> 00:32:12,126 ♪ And I think that you could Make new friends ♪ 645 00:32:13,168 --> 00:32:18,001 ♪ Like the 3-D printer in graphic arts ♪ 646 00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:22,834 ♪ Or the Theragun massager Or the yellow Cuisinart ♪ 647 00:32:22,918 --> 00:32:27,001 ♪ I'm not saying I don't like you, Mr. Drone ♪ 648 00:32:27,709 --> 00:32:32,751 ♪ I just want to have the smallest hope Just visible in a microscope ♪ 649 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:34,418 ♪ Of somehow ♪ 650 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:39,084 ♪ Not dying alone ♪ 651 00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:46,751 [singing the letter] 652 00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:52,751 [alarm clock beeping] 653 00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:54,834 [humming] 654 00:33:07,084 --> 00:33:09,418 -[dropper clinking] -[munching] 655 00:33:14,543 --> 00:33:15,584 [clanging] 656 00:33:16,543 --> 00:33:18,376 [clattering] 657 00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:22,084 He's just doing it for show. See? 658 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,959 He knows he's recyclable. 659 00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:28,001 Let's just give him some space. 660 00:33:28,084 --> 00:33:30,418 Nobody's ever gonna like me like he does. 661 00:33:30,501 --> 00:33:34,626 Kid, they don't even know you. Now you can finally show your stuff. 662 00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:37,001 Uh, I don't have any stuff. 663 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:39,626 Ah, you just gotta find your gimmick. 664 00:33:39,709 --> 00:33:43,293 There was a boy in 1998, Mike Djokovic. 665 00:33:43,376 --> 00:33:46,709 He memorized all the words to "Walkin' on the Sun." 666 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:51,584 Smash Mouth? No? Look, it's got a lot of words. 667 00:33:51,668 --> 00:33:54,376 The point is, plenty of kids have a gimmick. 668 00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:56,126 It's okay. I got a few. 669 00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:58,876 -Uh, get me a caterpillar. -For real? 670 00:33:58,959 --> 00:33:59,959 Trust me. 671 00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:02,501 [trash can lid clangs] 672 00:34:09,001 --> 00:34:11,084 [merry music playing] 673 00:34:12,668 --> 00:34:13,793 Oh, that's perfect. 674 00:34:13,876 --> 00:34:15,626 Okay, here we go. 675 00:34:15,709 --> 00:34:17,793 -[slurps] -[laughs] So gross! 676 00:34:17,876 --> 00:34:18,876 Wait. 677 00:34:19,584 --> 00:34:21,209 -[belches] -[Eli] What the-- 678 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:24,626 [laughing] 679 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,459 [Leo] Here, let me show you something. 680 00:34:28,418 --> 00:34:30,834 Eli, where's your safety suit? 681 00:34:31,626 --> 00:34:32,793 Try doing this. 682 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,709 [grunting] 683 00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:51,751 -[giggling] -Very good. [laughs] 684 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:53,001 [golfer 1] Fore! 685 00:34:53,084 --> 00:34:54,209 -[Leo grunts] -[gasps] 686 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,918 -[golfer 2] You nailed that thing. -[golfer 1] What was it? A possum? 687 00:34:57,001 --> 00:34:59,543 [golfer 2] I don't know, but you hit it in the jellybeans. 688 00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:01,626 [golfer 1] Wanna quit and go home? Can't top that. 689 00:35:01,709 --> 00:35:02,543 [golfers laughing] 690 00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:07,084 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 691 00:35:07,168 --> 00:35:08,626 [kindergartner 1 screams] 692 00:35:08,709 --> 00:35:10,709 -[suctioning] -[kindergartner 1 yells] 693 00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:13,418 [kindergartner 2 screams, chomps] 694 00:35:13,501 --> 00:35:15,209 [whispers] Not everyone's invited. 695 00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:20,543 [amusing music playing] 696 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,834 Yes, I'm back. 697 00:35:29,918 --> 00:35:32,668 Where's your tail? You escaping one limb at a time? 698 00:35:32,751 --> 00:35:36,043 Just give me some space. I got hit in the jellybeans. 699 00:35:36,126 --> 00:35:37,293 [thuds] 700 00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:38,834 I forgot that was there. 701 00:35:40,043 --> 00:35:44,709 Salinas was teacher of the year! That substitute lady's unacceptable. 702 00:35:44,793 --> 00:35:47,876 Do the skin cream samples I give out mean nothing to you people? 703 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:50,418 How do I get that horrible woman replaced? 704 00:35:50,501 --> 00:35:52,876 Dr. Wenger, please. She's sitting right here. 705 00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:55,501 -So? -Jay, it's not polite. 706 00:35:55,584 --> 00:35:56,418 Fine. 707 00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:59,126 May I speak about you as if you're not here? 708 00:36:03,418 --> 00:36:06,876 Listen, my kid was on track to get into Westlake next year, 709 00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:09,543 Langley Prep in three years, Dartmouth in seven years, 710 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:12,126 then a moderately happy marriage in 14 years. 711 00:36:12,209 --> 00:36:14,418 I paid for that smart board and this light switch. 712 00:36:16,126 --> 00:36:18,959 If I'm letting you keep this animal as her teacher, 713 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:21,793 you're gonna do something for me to fix this. 714 00:36:21,876 --> 00:36:23,376 [ticking] 715 00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:27,001 Four seconds. Three, two, one. 716 00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:28,293 Pencils down. 717 00:36:28,376 --> 00:36:30,293 Except Jayda, 718 00:36:30,376 --> 00:36:33,001 who will now be getting two more minutes 719 00:36:33,084 --> 00:36:36,668 due to her permanent jet lag. 720 00:36:36,751 --> 00:36:39,959 -[kids clamoring] -[Ms. Malkin] Quiet. No discussion. 721 00:36:40,043 --> 00:36:43,251 Now, one of you has to take home a class pet. 722 00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,376 Volunteer or be assigned. 723 00:36:45,459 --> 00:36:46,626 I'll take Leo again. 724 00:36:46,709 --> 00:36:51,251 -What is the deal? Leo? Again? -You can't take a pet twice, right? 725 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,668 Because I would-- I mean, why do you want him again? 726 00:36:53,751 --> 00:36:57,126 Um, 'cause he was awesome. 727 00:36:57,209 --> 00:37:00,043 -Why do you want him? -Uh, same reason. Awesome. 728 00:37:00,126 --> 00:37:02,376 Wait. If it's awesome, I want it. 729 00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:04,709 It's supposed to say, "Dr. Skin," 730 00:37:04,793 --> 00:37:06,084 not "Dr. Skid." 731 00:37:06,168 --> 00:37:08,834 S-K-I-N. No D's. 732 00:37:08,918 --> 00:37:11,334 -[cat screeching] -Jayda, I dyed the cat green. 733 00:37:11,418 --> 00:37:12,626 So unoriginal. 734 00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:14,959 Isn't that great, what I got for you? 735 00:37:15,043 --> 00:37:18,126 -Drake's coming to my party? -Eh, I'm still on it. 736 00:37:18,209 --> 00:37:21,043 I meant the pop quiz, the two more minutes. 737 00:37:21,126 --> 00:37:23,959 -Who takes care of you? -What did Daddy do? 738 00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,918 Well, Benji, Jayda's substitute teacher is a horror show… 739 00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:30,376 Making the kids read big books. 740 00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:31,293 No! 741 00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:34,251 So Daddy got Jayda something no other kid gets. 742 00:37:34,334 --> 00:37:35,293 What, Daddy? 743 00:37:36,376 --> 00:37:40,084 ♪ Extra time The other kids are sweatin' ♪ 744 00:37:40,168 --> 00:37:43,834 ♪ All the answers they're forgettin' All except for mine ♪ 745 00:37:43,918 --> 00:37:46,209 ♪ 'Cause my kid's got extra time… ♪ 746 00:37:46,293 --> 00:37:49,209 Should we put the lizard in my room? The birthday party's coming up-- 747 00:37:49,293 --> 00:37:53,251 -[Mrs. Wenger] Not now. Daddy's bragging. -[both] ♪ Lovin' that extra time ♪ 748 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:58,043 Ugh. It's like the worst day of my life. Nobody's focusing on my party. 749 00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:01,459 It's going to totally suck, and the other kids will be happy about it. 750 00:38:01,543 --> 00:38:03,251 What? Why would they be happy? 751 00:38:03,334 --> 00:38:06,584 Because they're all jealous. Wait. What? Who said that? 752 00:38:06,668 --> 00:38:07,751 That was me. 753 00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,751 -Oh my God! You talk? -No, it's not safe. 754 00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:14,001 -You're the only one who can hear me. -So awesome! We have a talking lizard! 755 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,834 -I can only talk to you! -Oh my God! Daddy! 756 00:38:16,918 --> 00:38:17,876 [trumpet blasts] 757 00:38:17,959 --> 00:38:20,793 ♪ When you roll with Dr. Skin You're a true VIP ♪ 758 00:38:20,876 --> 00:38:23,293 ♪ 'Cause rules do not apply to me ♪ 759 00:38:23,376 --> 00:38:26,959 -♪ Gimme that extra time… ♪ -You only talk to me 'cause I'm special? 760 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,876 Uh, sure. 761 00:38:28,959 --> 00:38:31,626 That makes sense. But can you do tricks at the party? 762 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:34,084 Can you rap and play the piano with your tongue? 763 00:38:34,168 --> 00:38:38,501 Nah, this is just between us. I'm talking to you to give advice. 764 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:42,543 -I don't need advice. I'm awesome. -Nah, you're miserable. 765 00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:43,584 Wait, what? 766 00:38:43,668 --> 00:38:47,918 Just like Emma Lawrence in '03, Nina Myers in '55, 767 00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:50,793 all pretty, all rich, all bright. 768 00:38:50,876 --> 00:38:52,584 -So? -Not done. 769 00:38:52,668 --> 00:38:55,709 All snotty, all secretly hated. 770 00:38:55,793 --> 00:38:58,543 -People were jealous. -Not of the snottiness. 771 00:38:58,626 --> 00:39:01,959 [Jayda] Look, people don't realize the pressure someone like me is under. 772 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:05,043 My family is so amazing, so I have a lot more to live up to. 773 00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:08,251 I have to get into the best middle school and have the best party 774 00:39:08,334 --> 00:39:10,293 and, yeah, only the best people around me. 775 00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:11,209 No, you don't. 776 00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:13,584 Ugh, you don't get what being awesome's like. 777 00:39:13,668 --> 00:39:14,668 But you're not. 778 00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:15,793 I'm what? 779 00:39:15,876 --> 00:39:16,959 Brace yourself. 780 00:39:17,501 --> 00:39:18,793 ♪ Not that great ♪ 781 00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:22,709 ♪ I know you guys are proud But your house is kinda loud ♪ 782 00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,876 ♪ And your dad's a middleweight ♪ 783 00:39:24,959 --> 00:39:27,001 ♪ Your family's not that great ♪ 784 00:39:27,084 --> 00:39:28,043 A middleweight? 785 00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:30,918 -♪ He's the face on these flyers ♪ -♪ You live in Fort Myers ♪ 786 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,918 -♪ Our countertops are quartz ♪ -♪ He gets paid to burn off warts ♪ 787 00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:35,209 ♪ Mom's like Britney Spears ♪ 788 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:38,918 ♪ If you've had six or seven beers I don't mean to denigrate ♪ 789 00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:41,709 ♪ We're not that… ♪ 790 00:39:42,584 --> 00:39:43,459 Great? 791 00:39:43,543 --> 00:39:46,293 You're great, but no one's that great. 792 00:39:46,376 --> 00:39:49,376 We're all just people and lizards. 793 00:39:49,459 --> 00:39:52,293 ♪ If you can take a step back ♪ 794 00:39:52,376 --> 00:39:55,501 ♪ See yourself for what you are ♪ 795 00:39:55,584 --> 00:40:00,751 ♪ You'll find that You're an even brighter star ♪ 796 00:40:01,293 --> 00:40:04,751 ♪ So then, I'm not that great ♪ 797 00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:05,709 There you go. 798 00:40:05,793 --> 00:40:09,459 ♪ But I can feel that weight ♪ 799 00:40:10,293 --> 00:40:12,834 ♪ Coming off like heavy gear ♪ 800 00:40:12,918 --> 00:40:15,501 ♪ After 11 stressful years ♪ 801 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:18,376 ♪ To my fellow average peers ♪ 802 00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:21,376 ♪ I can finally relate ♪ 803 00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:25,209 [both] ♪ It's not bad at all to be ♪ 804 00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:31,709 ♪ Not that great ♪ 805 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:33,876 -[music crescendos, ends] -[Mrs. Wenger] Bravo. 806 00:40:33,959 --> 00:40:36,751 -Thank you. Great job, guys. -[stopwatch 1] Thanks. 807 00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:41,168 -Honey, maybe you wanna tip them? -What? The watches? 808 00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:44,918 -Guys, you want some water? Anybody? -No, that's okay. 809 00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:48,376 -Okay. Well, thank you. -[stopwatch 2] Yep. Thanks, Mr. Skin. 810 00:40:48,459 --> 00:40:50,626 -It's "doctor." "Dr. Skin." -[stopwatch 3] Uh-huh. 811 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:53,043 Mom, Dad, do we have any more invitations? 812 00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:55,584 More? I thought we excluded everyone you wanted. 813 00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:58,209 Yeah, but we made a bigger list. 814 00:40:58,293 --> 00:41:01,376 [propeller whirring] 815 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:05,251 -[upbeat music plays in the background] -[indistinct chattering] 816 00:41:10,834 --> 00:41:13,793 -Hi, guys. I'm so glad you came. -Thanks for inviting us. 817 00:41:13,876 --> 00:41:15,626 Of course. How are you? 818 00:41:15,709 --> 00:41:18,543 Uh, wait. I know this one. We're fine. 819 00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:19,543 [peacock calls] 820 00:41:19,626 --> 00:41:22,293 -[laughs] That thing sounded like Cole. -[kids laugh] 821 00:41:22,376 --> 00:41:25,459 -[Cole H. laughs sarcastically] -Wow. Zane is funny now? 822 00:41:25,543 --> 00:41:26,959 Zane was always funny. 823 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:28,209 Like in 2nd grade, 824 00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:32,251 when he told Mrs. Lemos that Superman came from planet Crouton? 825 00:41:32,334 --> 00:41:34,251 [kids laughing] 826 00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:37,709 -Hey. You kids try the bubble guy yet? -Dad, we'll get to the bubbles. 827 00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:40,543 This guy's next level. He makes bubble animals. 828 00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:45,793 Here you go. Next. You're not holding it right! 829 00:41:47,418 --> 00:41:49,626 Jayda burgers. Jayda taters. 830 00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:51,709 [drone] Jayda vegetables. 831 00:41:51,793 --> 00:41:53,709 [sighs] Please don't do this. 832 00:41:54,209 --> 00:41:56,751 -[tray clatters] -[drone humming loudly] 833 00:42:00,709 --> 00:42:02,626 [boy giggling] 834 00:42:02,709 --> 00:42:07,418 -[monkeys screeching] -[pony grunting] 835 00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:09,251 [munching] 836 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:11,293 -[chittering] -What're you looking at, boss? 837 00:42:11,376 --> 00:42:13,459 Got a problem with compact legs? 838 00:42:13,543 --> 00:42:14,501 What? 839 00:42:14,584 --> 00:42:17,334 You think you got it so great out there? What do you do in the box? 840 00:42:17,418 --> 00:42:19,626 Uh, I molt. 841 00:42:19,709 --> 00:42:21,293 Occasional blinking. 842 00:42:21,376 --> 00:42:24,584 All right. I'm sorry, brother. We're fighting the same fight. 843 00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:27,918 I mean, the only fun I've ever had was biting some of that guy's fingers off. 844 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:31,126 I've asked you five times to jump through this hoop. 845 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:33,584 I'm just, uh… I'm getting old, you know? 846 00:42:33,668 --> 00:42:37,876 Ever feel like time's running out, and this is all we're ever gonna know? 847 00:42:38,376 --> 00:42:41,334 -[monkeys screeching] -[pony grunting] 848 00:42:41,418 --> 00:42:43,418 [monkeys chittering] 849 00:42:44,251 --> 00:42:47,876 Were you just talking to that horse? Is he having a good time? 850 00:42:47,959 --> 00:42:49,043 I gotta tell you, 851 00:42:49,126 --> 00:42:52,209 the truth is, no animal wants to be locked inside-- 852 00:42:52,293 --> 00:42:54,876 Hey, Jayda. Hey, Leo. I can't believe how much cool… 853 00:42:55,501 --> 00:43:00,001 Uh, I mean, hey, just Jayda, are you having a good time? 854 00:43:00,084 --> 00:43:02,959 Thanks for asking me. My parents never ask. 855 00:43:03,043 --> 00:43:05,084 They just assume I'm having a good time, 856 00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:07,668 'cause they still don't realize they aren't that great. 857 00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:11,918 -What would make you have a better time? -Good question. 858 00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:14,793 [pony neighing] 859 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:17,543 ["Instruction" feat. Demi Lovato & Stefflon Don playing] 860 00:43:17,626 --> 00:43:19,876 ♪ If you're The Supreme Then I'm Diana Ross… ♪ 861 00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:22,293 [laughing] 862 00:43:22,376 --> 00:43:24,584 ♪ Drop it down low and take it back high ♪ 863 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,251 ♪ No, I don't need introduction ♪ 864 00:43:26,334 --> 00:43:30,043 ♪ Follow my simple instruction Wind to the left, sway to the right… ♪ 865 00:43:30,126 --> 00:43:33,543 -Okay. Standard magnetic lock. -Circuits are cross-current. 866 00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:35,751 -Jumper cables. Balloon. -Right here. 867 00:43:36,376 --> 00:43:38,376 ["Instruction" continues playing] 868 00:43:42,043 --> 00:43:43,959 -♪ Yo… ♪ -[electricity zapping] 869 00:43:45,168 --> 00:43:47,043 [gates creak open] 870 00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:51,459 [clanging] 871 00:43:55,126 --> 00:43:58,293 -[chaotic screaming] -♪ Wind to the left, sway to the right… ♪ 872 00:43:58,376 --> 00:44:01,376 -[Cole H. yells] This is so fun! -[glass shatters] 873 00:44:01,459 --> 00:44:03,918 [Dr. Wenger] I specifically said "no mayhem!" 874 00:44:04,001 --> 00:44:06,626 -♪ Sway to the right… ♪ -[chaotic screaming] 875 00:44:07,126 --> 00:44:09,543 -[monkeys chattering] -♪ No, I don't need introduction… ♪ 876 00:44:09,626 --> 00:44:10,834 [music stops] 877 00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:14,293 -[record scratch] -["True Feeling" by Galantis plays] 878 00:44:14,376 --> 00:44:17,793 [screaming] 879 00:44:18,376 --> 00:44:19,918 -[spits] -♪ True feeling… ♪ 880 00:44:20,001 --> 00:44:22,668 -[heron squawking] -[flamingos warbling] 881 00:44:22,751 --> 00:44:24,751 -Thanks, PJ. -Uh, TJ. 882 00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:28,334 -Oh, I'm sorry. -It's cool. Jacked about the eye contact. 883 00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:31,376 -[Leo screams] -[bush clatters] 884 00:44:31,459 --> 00:44:34,168 -[all in commotion] -♪ True feeling… ♪ 885 00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:35,918 -[herons squawking] -[whimpers] 886 00:44:36,626 --> 00:44:38,376 [glass shattering] 887 00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:39,584 [tires screech] 888 00:44:39,668 --> 00:44:42,043 Stop that stopwatch. He's got my wallet. 889 00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:44,376 [Leo babbling] 890 00:44:44,459 --> 00:44:45,876 [yells] 891 00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:51,459 ♪ And I still remember that night In September ♪ 892 00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:54,459 You made it happen, boss. Greatest day ever. 893 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,709 -Hey, hey, hey. -[Jayda] Leo! Where's Leo? 894 00:44:57,793 --> 00:45:01,918 -[Summer] Did someone take him? -Please, somebody find him. Leo! 895 00:45:02,001 --> 00:45:06,126 [school kids calling] Leo! Leo! Leo! 896 00:45:06,209 --> 00:45:07,043 [sighs] 897 00:45:08,126 --> 00:45:10,376 -[pops] -You're not holding it right! 898 00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:14,626 -[kids calling] Leo! Leo! -[kid 1] Where is he? 899 00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:16,459 -Leo! -[kids celebrate] 900 00:45:16,543 --> 00:45:18,084 Leo! 901 00:45:18,168 --> 00:45:20,626 You guys are really into that lizard. 902 00:45:20,709 --> 00:45:22,251 He's just awesome. 903 00:45:23,293 --> 00:45:24,418 [monkey chattering] 904 00:45:24,501 --> 00:45:26,168 -[kids] Cheese! -[shutter clicks] 905 00:45:26,668 --> 00:45:28,168 [merry music playing] 906 00:45:28,251 --> 00:45:31,543 -I had so much fun at the party. -Did you get a bubble animal? 907 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:33,043 [Eli] Camel went on the waterslide. 908 00:45:37,543 --> 00:45:41,668 -Again? Whatever happened to zipping? -Oh, you'll know when I zip. 909 00:45:41,751 --> 00:45:44,543 I'll be in the Everglades dining on maggots 910 00:45:44,626 --> 00:45:46,626 you can only dream about. 911 00:45:49,793 --> 00:45:52,293 -You were fun, Leo. I'll miss you. -[Squirtle repeating mockingly] 912 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:55,418 [Ms. Malkin] If Santa Claus has 39 elves 913 00:45:55,501 --> 00:45:57,751 making 1,981 toys an hour… 914 00:45:57,834 --> 00:46:00,918 Freezing here. How about giving a guy some shell? 915 00:46:01,001 --> 00:46:04,001 Wait. Ho, ho, Mr. Popular, now you wanna come in here with me? 916 00:46:04,084 --> 00:46:05,751 It's 65 degrees. 917 00:46:05,834 --> 00:46:08,543 These Central Florida winters are brutal. 918 00:46:08,626 --> 00:46:10,543 Just a couple of minutes. 919 00:46:10,626 --> 00:46:13,001 Hey, hey! At least buy me dinner first. 920 00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:15,584 [Leo, muffled] Wait. Are those my baseball cards? 921 00:46:15,668 --> 00:46:18,084 [school bell rings] 922 00:46:18,168 --> 00:46:20,876 [mischievous music playing] 923 00:46:20,959 --> 00:46:22,001 [slurps] 924 00:46:28,751 --> 00:46:30,334 [tongue snapping] 925 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:33,501 [mouthing] Call me. 926 00:46:37,626 --> 00:46:39,459 -[door shuts] -You're talking to them. 927 00:46:39,543 --> 00:46:42,543 -That's why you keep coming back. -What? No. 928 00:46:42,626 --> 00:46:43,793 Just a little bit. 929 00:46:43,876 --> 00:46:46,584 No, no, no, no. There is no little bit. We don't talk to them. 930 00:46:46,668 --> 00:46:50,251 These kids are all benefiting from my insights before I drop dead. 931 00:46:50,334 --> 00:46:53,834 -Okay, so it's about your ego. -[Leo] That's not what this is. 932 00:46:53,918 --> 00:46:55,418 [Squirtle grunting] 933 00:46:55,501 --> 00:47:00,751 It's about sharing my 74 years of wisdom to help these kids with their issues. 934 00:47:00,834 --> 00:47:04,293 Whether it's breaking up with the drone or having hand-me-down pants. 935 00:47:04,376 --> 00:47:05,959 Oh, boo-freakin'-hoo. 936 00:47:06,043 --> 00:47:08,543 I had to wear my sister's shell till I was 16. 937 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,334 I made a huge difference with that TJ kid. 938 00:47:12,543 --> 00:47:15,001 What? I don't understand. That's normal. 939 00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:19,293 First one? Usually, it's in the front, but very nice. You're growing up. 940 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:21,709 No, no, no. It's my dad. 941 00:47:23,209 --> 00:47:25,209 [somber music plays] 942 00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:27,418 [crackling] 943 00:47:27,501 --> 00:47:30,043 What's so funny? I told him that Dave Connaire, 944 00:47:30,126 --> 00:47:35,376 in 1974, all of a sudden, grew a nose the size of a Buick just like his dad's. 945 00:47:35,459 --> 00:47:38,918 And everybody still loved him, 'cause he was a cool kid, like you. 946 00:47:39,001 --> 00:47:42,043 And the next week, Cole's problem was even tougher. 947 00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:45,793 You won't do sleepovers, 'cause you say things in your sleep? 948 00:47:45,876 --> 00:47:49,334 Well, if I'm not gonna tell anyone about you talking to me, 949 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,418 do you promise not to tell anyone? 950 00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:53,751 -Yeah. Of course. -[groans] 951 00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:55,543 This isn't my real voice. 952 00:47:55,626 --> 00:47:59,834 [high-pitched] I really talk like this. I can't let them know. I sound ridiculous. 953 00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:02,459 [crackling] This is priceless. 954 00:48:02,543 --> 00:48:04,376 Well, I fixed it. I told him… 955 00:48:04,459 --> 00:48:06,793 -You sound like a young Bee Gee. -A what? 956 00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:08,501 How 'bout The Weeknd? Know him? 957 00:48:08,584 --> 00:48:12,543 [sings The Weeknd's "Can't Feel My Face"] 958 00:48:12,626 --> 00:48:13,918 Yeah, like that. 959 00:48:14,751 --> 00:48:17,084 [Leo] Last week, he sang at the winter recital, 960 00:48:17,168 --> 00:48:19,418 and I heard they went nuts. 961 00:48:19,501 --> 00:48:20,834 [crowd cheering] 962 00:48:20,918 --> 00:48:22,626 Nice job, Ms. Malkin. 963 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:24,918 I'm sorry, was that praise? 964 00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:28,418 [laughs] Keep it up, and we may see more of you here. 965 00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:31,043 -[Leo] The class did great. -[Squirtle] Did they win? 966 00:48:31,543 --> 00:48:34,001 [Leo] Nah, kindergarten always wins. Way too cute. 967 00:48:34,084 --> 00:48:37,918 -[instruments clatter] -[kindergartners chatter indistinctly] 968 00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:40,543 And you should've seen me last week with Mia. 969 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,626 [Squirtle] You mean Huggy? The human cling wrap? 970 00:48:42,709 --> 00:48:45,084 [Leo] Excuse me. She has a name. 971 00:48:45,168 --> 00:48:48,001 As you know, her parents were recently divorced. 972 00:48:48,084 --> 00:48:51,168 Only two hours late today. Very considerate. 973 00:48:51,251 --> 00:48:53,751 Are you letting him cut his own hair now? 974 00:48:53,834 --> 00:48:56,251 -[engine revs] -[tires screech] 975 00:48:56,334 --> 00:48:59,751 You can't watch the kids next weekend, so me and Aurora can have 976 00:48:59,834 --> 00:49:03,251 Valentine's Day together? I'm asking you one favor! 977 00:49:03,334 --> 00:49:06,418 -You don't have any plans. Because I know. -[clears throat] 978 00:49:06,501 --> 00:49:09,001 I'm sorry, but lizards do not talk. 979 00:49:09,084 --> 00:49:12,793 Parrots, macaws, songbirds, and certain killer whales. 980 00:49:12,876 --> 00:49:15,709 Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. 981 00:49:16,584 --> 00:49:18,626 Why would you only talk to me? 982 00:49:18,709 --> 00:49:23,334 'Cause you're nice. You're great at school, answering all the questions. 983 00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:27,793 -I love to learn things. -You're a lot quieter around your family. 984 00:49:27,876 --> 00:49:31,126 Don't you ever wanna let 'em see how big that brain of yours is? 985 00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:33,751 My brother and sister think I'm weird. 986 00:49:33,834 --> 00:49:34,876 Really? 987 00:49:37,168 --> 00:49:41,251 -You just looked like my grandpa. -Yeah? Is that a good thing? 988 00:49:41,334 --> 00:49:42,251 Uh-huh. 989 00:49:42,334 --> 00:49:44,626 My grandpa used to talk to me. 990 00:49:44,709 --> 00:49:48,668 He really liked science, and he would ask me questions, 991 00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:51,626 even if he knew the answer. [sniffles] 992 00:49:51,709 --> 00:49:53,918 What? He sounds like a great guy. 993 00:49:54,001 --> 00:49:57,626 He was my best friend. [cries, sniffles] 994 00:49:57,709 --> 00:50:00,418 Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean to get that going. 995 00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:02,001 Please, kid, I hate that. 996 00:50:02,084 --> 00:50:04,959 -[sobbing softly] I'm sorry. -Oh, no, no. Don't be sorry. 997 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:07,043 Just stop. I… I can't handle it. 998 00:50:07,126 --> 00:50:09,418 But my mom says it's good to cry. 999 00:50:09,501 --> 00:50:12,793 Not where I come from. Here. Let me calm you down. 1000 00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:15,626 I'll sing you a lullaby, and you'll go to sleep. 1001 00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:18,834 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 1002 00:50:19,459 --> 00:50:21,876 ♪ Crying's for weaklings ♪ 1003 00:50:22,626 --> 00:50:24,793 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 1004 00:50:25,668 --> 00:50:28,001 ♪ It's lazy and dumb ♪ 1005 00:50:28,501 --> 00:50:31,209 ♪ Dry those tears ♪ 1006 00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:34,001 ♪ They make you look ugly ♪ 1007 00:50:34,501 --> 00:50:36,709 ♪ Suck it up ♪ 1008 00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:39,709 ♪ You mustn't succumb ♪ 1009 00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:43,168 ♪ Everyone's stuck ♪ 1010 00:50:43,251 --> 00:50:46,543 ♪ With something they're stuck with ♪ 1011 00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:51,959 ♪ Everyone's trapped In something they hate ♪ 1012 00:50:52,459 --> 00:50:55,084 ♪ What does it solve ♪ 1013 00:50:55,168 --> 00:50:57,043 ♪ To blubber and… ♪ 1014 00:50:57,126 --> 00:51:01,418 [mimics a crying baby] 1015 00:51:01,501 --> 00:51:04,001 ♪ Why not be strong? ♪ 1016 00:51:04,084 --> 00:51:08,501 ♪ Make the best of your fate ♪ 1017 00:51:09,543 --> 00:51:11,876 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 1018 00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:14,834 ♪ It's really annoying ♪ 1019 00:51:16,168 --> 00:51:18,584 ♪ Turn off the faucet ♪ 1020 00:51:19,084 --> 00:51:21,918 ♪ It looks bad on you ♪ 1021 00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:25,168 ♪ I know it's hard ♪ 1022 00:51:26,001 --> 00:51:28,876 ♪ I know you're troubled ♪ 1023 00:51:28,959 --> 00:51:32,043 ♪ But we've all got problems ♪ 1024 00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:35,293 ♪ So boo-freaking… ♪ 1025 00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:42,043 ♪ Hoo… ♪ 1026 00:51:45,084 --> 00:51:45,918 [yelps] 1027 00:51:47,334 --> 00:51:49,376 Whoa. You scared me. 1028 00:51:49,459 --> 00:51:52,418 ♪ Boo-freaking-hoo ♪ 1029 00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:55,501 [chuckles] You're just doing what my grandpa did, 1030 00:51:55,584 --> 00:51:58,876 pretending not to know something, so I can tell you what's right. 1031 00:51:58,959 --> 00:52:01,959 Here. Scientific research has established 1032 00:52:02,043 --> 00:52:05,459 that crying releases oxytocin and endorphins. 1033 00:52:05,543 --> 00:52:09,001 These feel-good chemicals help ease both physical and emotional pain. 1034 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:13,001 I didn't know how to help her, so I just listened. And that helped. 1035 00:52:13,084 --> 00:52:15,668 Wow. So you got this E.T. scam going. 1036 00:52:15,751 --> 00:52:18,418 Got every kid thinking he's Elliott? This will end badly. 1037 00:52:18,501 --> 00:52:21,209 All I know is these kids'll remember me. 1038 00:52:21,293 --> 00:52:24,126 Did you hear about Hammy #3's funeral last week? 1039 00:52:24,209 --> 00:52:26,751 -Hammy #3 died? Didn't know that. -Exactly. 1040 00:52:26,834 --> 00:52:30,376 [Leo] They say the funeral was a snooze. No one had anything to say. 1041 00:52:30,459 --> 00:52:33,793 I liked that white spot over his ear. 1042 00:52:33,876 --> 00:52:35,793 I liked the way he breathed. 1043 00:52:35,876 --> 00:52:37,501 He gave me pinkeye. 1044 00:52:37,584 --> 00:52:41,793 My funeral is gonna be packed with fond remembrances and anecdotes. 1045 00:52:41,876 --> 00:52:43,376 [belches, slurps] 1046 00:52:43,459 --> 00:52:46,001 Yeah, good for you and your last week's vocabulary words. 1047 00:52:46,501 --> 00:52:49,959 And, buddy, that funeral could come sooner than you think. 1048 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:53,793 -[kids yelling] Me! Me! -My turn with the Geico thing! 1049 00:52:53,876 --> 00:52:55,793 [yelps, thuds] 1050 00:52:56,668 --> 00:52:59,334 Have fun, Anthony! Leo's awesome! 1051 00:52:59,418 --> 00:53:03,334 These things heads grow back too? Or just their tails? I'll figure it out. 1052 00:53:03,418 --> 00:53:07,793 Oh, no. Call my next of kin. This is how I want to divide my estate. 1053 00:53:07,876 --> 00:53:08,876 Help me! 1054 00:53:11,209 --> 00:53:12,834 -What? -[Squirtle] I got your back. 1055 00:53:12,918 --> 00:53:16,001 -I couldn't let you do this one alone. -What are you gonna do? 1056 00:53:16,084 --> 00:53:19,043 You lay back. It's harder to hurt me. I got the shell. 1057 00:53:19,126 --> 00:53:20,793 What about giving advice? 1058 00:53:20,876 --> 00:53:24,043 Oh, like I don't know anything? I can do what you do. 1059 00:53:26,626 --> 00:53:28,543 -[crowd cheering on phone] -[Anthony] Mm. 1060 00:53:28,626 --> 00:53:31,626 [commentator] That was an incredible move! What strategy! 1061 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,584 -Hey! -[commentator] …starting to let his… 1062 00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:34,918 Go straight to his head. 1063 00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:36,126 Hey, over here. 1064 00:53:36,209 --> 00:53:37,709 -[yells] What? -Ah! 1065 00:53:38,334 --> 00:53:39,251 [clattering] 1066 00:53:39,334 --> 00:53:41,418 -Oh, come on! -Forget that. I talk. 1067 00:53:41,501 --> 00:53:43,876 Oh my God. Grandma! 1068 00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:46,376 No, no, no. Stop, stop. Can't do that or we'll all die. 1069 00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:49,168 -What? Why? -I don't know. I… I'm telling you. 1070 00:53:49,251 --> 00:53:52,376 -You… You'll die. Just shut up. Calm down. -Oh, okay. 1071 00:53:52,459 --> 00:53:56,168 Fix your phone later. I'm a talking turtle. I picked you 'cause… 1072 00:53:56,751 --> 00:53:58,084 "I like your style." 1073 00:53:58,168 --> 00:54:01,876 -Take it down a notch. -I got this. Now, tell me your problems. 1074 00:54:01,959 --> 00:54:04,709 -What? -I… I can fix your problems. I… I… I… 1075 00:54:04,793 --> 00:54:06,793 I seen a lot of things in that 5th grade room, 1076 00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:08,501 and I can help. So come on. 1077 00:54:08,584 --> 00:54:11,334 I don't have any problems. Other than I broke my phone. 1078 00:54:11,418 --> 00:54:13,626 Ah-ha. Bully. I get it. 1079 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:16,376 Come on. You're insecure, right? Every class bully is. 1080 00:54:16,459 --> 00:54:19,126 No. I don't know. 1081 00:54:20,251 --> 00:54:22,793 You're sad, you got something tearing you up inside. 1082 00:54:22,876 --> 00:54:26,459 Just say it. I'm a talking turtle. I can't tell anyone else. 1083 00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:30,751 Of course I'm a bully. I don't know what else to do. 1084 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:36,084 -I'm just different. I'm not smart. -Nah. Everyone's smart in some way. 1085 00:54:36,168 --> 00:54:39,668 You're just afraid of trying and looking not smart. That's textbook. 1086 00:54:39,751 --> 00:54:42,126 -What's a textbook? -You know what? Never mind. 1087 00:54:43,209 --> 00:54:46,793 -I'm different in other ways too. -There you go. Come on. Out with it. 1088 00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:51,793 -You won't say anything? -No. What is it? What's the sadness? 1089 00:54:52,626 --> 00:54:53,751 [sighs] 1090 00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:56,418 I don't know how babies are made. 1091 00:54:57,459 --> 00:54:59,459 Perfect. That's very class bully. 1092 00:54:59,543 --> 00:55:00,793 Tough on the outside, 1093 00:55:00,876 --> 00:55:03,668 a self-hating pile of cottage cheese on the inside. 1094 00:55:03,751 --> 00:55:07,751 -Can you just tell me? -Oh. About babies? Sure. Here we go. 1095 00:55:07,834 --> 00:55:12,418 [clears throat] First, the daddy climbs on the mommy's back while she's swimming. 1096 00:55:12,501 --> 00:55:14,584 He reaches under the mommy to find her cloaca. 1097 00:55:15,251 --> 00:55:17,293 This goes on for about 24 hours. 1098 00:55:18,251 --> 00:55:21,751 Then the mommy comes ashore, makes a nest, and deposits eggs in the sand. 1099 00:55:22,876 --> 00:55:25,668 My mom made eggs in the sand? 1100 00:55:25,751 --> 00:55:28,084 Yes. So the fish don't eat 'em. 1101 00:55:30,543 --> 00:55:31,543 [ball tapping] 1102 00:55:31,626 --> 00:55:35,084 I crushed it. Totally fixed the kid's problem. 1103 00:55:35,168 --> 00:55:38,459 The taping me up, maybe it's 'cause he wants to keep me. 1104 00:55:39,834 --> 00:55:42,084 -[tape tearing off] -[Squirtle screams] Stop! 1105 00:55:42,168 --> 00:55:47,793 [Squirtle snoring, whistling] 1106 00:55:47,876 --> 00:55:50,376 [gentle acoustic music playing] 1107 00:55:52,793 --> 00:55:55,834 You miss your friends from being held back. 1108 00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:58,418 Worried about being behind? 1109 00:55:58,501 --> 00:56:02,709 This is a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me. 1110 00:56:03,251 --> 00:56:05,501 Enjoy not knowing everything. 1111 00:56:05,584 --> 00:56:09,168 Enjoy being a kid. You're a good one. 1112 00:56:09,918 --> 00:56:11,584 Do you miss being a kid? 1113 00:56:12,709 --> 00:56:14,876 I'm just glad I'm still here. 1114 00:56:15,751 --> 00:56:17,334 -[kids laughing] -[tapping] 1115 00:56:17,418 --> 00:56:20,668 Okay, every one of you has had a weekend with Leo here. 1116 00:56:20,751 --> 00:56:25,751 So from here on, you'll be taking home… [sighs] What's the turtle's name again? 1117 00:56:26,543 --> 00:56:29,584 Squirtle. My name is Squirtle. 1118 00:56:30,168 --> 00:56:31,501 I think it's Squirtle. 1119 00:56:31,584 --> 00:56:32,793 Squirtle sucks. 1120 00:56:32,876 --> 00:56:34,668 I beg your pardon? Why? 1121 00:56:34,751 --> 00:56:36,751 I don't know. He just sucks. 1122 00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:40,251 -I like Leo, though. He's nice. -The best. 1123 00:56:40,334 --> 00:56:43,834 -[kid 1] Yeah! Come on… -[Logan] Leo's better than that turtle. 1124 00:56:43,918 --> 00:56:50,043 Oh, stop that noise. Stop it! What is so special about this reptile? 1125 00:56:53,084 --> 00:56:54,751 I like his skin. 1126 00:56:55,251 --> 00:56:57,959 His skin is like my grandma's elbows. 1127 00:56:58,043 --> 00:56:58,959 Uh, same. 1128 00:56:59,043 --> 00:57:00,209 -Same. -Same. 1129 00:57:00,293 --> 00:57:02,001 -Elbows. -[kids] Same. 1130 00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:06,459 All right. If you all so desperately want to take home that lizard again, 1131 00:57:06,543 --> 00:57:08,084 you'll just have to earn it. 1132 00:57:08,168 --> 00:57:11,334 -[kids speaking indistinctly] -[Cole W.] I wanna get picked! 1133 00:57:11,418 --> 00:57:14,084 We'll do our homework and promise to bring it in. 1134 00:57:14,168 --> 00:57:18,001 You will all make my class a model of excellence, 1135 00:57:18,084 --> 00:57:23,584 and even win that Academicathalon, or it's the turtle for all of you. 1136 00:57:24,501 --> 00:57:26,168 [kid] Yes! Thank you so much. 1137 00:57:26,251 --> 00:57:29,959 Was this your dying wish? To turn a bunch of brats against me? 1138 00:57:30,043 --> 00:57:32,543 It's not about us. It's about the kids. 1139 00:57:32,626 --> 00:57:33,709 They're motivated. 1140 00:57:33,793 --> 00:57:35,793 They're gonna finish the year strong. 1141 00:57:35,876 --> 00:57:39,376 ["When It's Us" playing] 1142 00:58:10,959 --> 00:58:13,168 [crowd cheering] 1143 00:58:13,251 --> 00:58:14,668 [excitedly] Yes! 1144 00:58:17,334 --> 00:58:18,793 [cheering] 1145 00:58:18,876 --> 00:58:20,751 [inaudible dialogue] 1146 00:58:22,668 --> 00:58:25,501 Yeah, Louis Pasteur is the father of microbiology. 1147 00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:29,959 He discovered that dangerous microorganisms could grow in open water. 1148 00:58:30,043 --> 00:58:32,501 ["When It's Us" keeps playing] 1149 00:58:39,793 --> 00:58:41,293 [thunder booms, rumbles] 1150 00:58:41,376 --> 00:58:43,376 [wind howling] 1151 00:58:44,251 --> 00:58:48,626 -Wow! Well, now, that's impressive. -[all applauding] 1152 00:58:52,168 --> 00:58:53,543 [song ends] 1153 00:58:53,626 --> 00:58:58,001 Class 5-C, you're one step away from going to Magic Land Park! 1154 00:58:58,084 --> 00:59:01,376 -[kids cheer] -How great a job has our teacher done? 1155 00:59:01,459 --> 00:59:03,793 -Bravo, Ms. Malkin. -[kids applaud] 1156 00:59:03,876 --> 00:59:06,834 I know a lot of parents weren't happy when I first brought you in, 1157 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:08,918 due to your rep as a miserable person. 1158 00:59:09,001 --> 00:59:12,251 But if you win the History Fair on Saturday, we'll-- 1159 00:59:12,334 --> 00:59:14,293 You'll prove all the doubters wrong. 1160 00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:20,293 Well, Principal Spahn, in the classroom, sometimes the old ways are the best ways. 1161 00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:21,959 -I can't believe it. -[air horn blares] 1162 00:59:22,043 --> 00:59:25,084 Back to your posts. No five-highing. 1163 00:59:25,168 --> 00:59:28,168 -[Leo] Oh, that pic is fire. -[Skyler, on phone] Thank you. 1164 00:59:28,251 --> 00:59:32,293 Hey, what is the deal? I've been waiting for your next Jenga move for 30 minutes. 1165 00:59:32,376 --> 00:59:34,709 Now did you make the costume or did your mom? 1166 00:59:34,793 --> 00:59:37,459 Tell the truth. You know I won't tell anyone. 1167 00:59:37,543 --> 00:59:39,668 -I only talk to you. -[phone ringing] 1168 00:59:39,751 --> 00:59:41,626 -What? -[Skyler] Is that another phone? 1169 00:59:41,709 --> 00:59:45,376 Uh, I don't know. Uh, must be on Malkin's desk or something. 1170 00:59:45,918 --> 00:59:47,001 -[phone 2 rings] -Oh. 1171 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,793 -[Skyler] Hello? -Come on. 1172 00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:51,043 -[Skyler] Leo, where'd you go? -[bleeps, chimes] 1173 00:59:51,126 --> 00:59:52,959 I… I'll be right there. 1174 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:55,168 -[Skyler] Leo? -[groans] 1175 00:59:55,251 --> 00:59:56,168 [phone 3 ringing] 1176 00:59:56,251 --> 00:59:59,126 -[Skyler] Hello? -Hey, pal, toss it here. I'll handle it. 1177 00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:02,043 -[phone rings, stops] -[Skyler] Can you hear me? 1178 01:00:02,126 --> 01:00:03,459 -[sighs] -[Skyler] Leo? 1179 01:00:03,543 --> 01:00:06,126 Yeah, I think Malkin must have an extra phone. 1180 01:00:06,209 --> 01:00:08,501 Anywho, what did Summer say? 1181 01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:11,959 Oh my God, you can't all play Jackie Kennedy. 1182 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:15,043 And, like, we so wanna slay this History Fair. 1183 01:00:15,126 --> 01:00:18,459 [Skyler] I know. That Magic Land Park trip would be awesome. 1184 01:00:18,543 --> 01:00:21,668 [Leo, feedback-like] Hey, you're awesome because you tried your best. 1185 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:24,001 [Skyler, feedback-like] That's why I'm your special friend? 1186 01:00:24,084 --> 01:00:25,834 [Leo chuckles] Yeah. 1187 01:00:27,084 --> 01:00:30,459 -[door creaks open] -You talk to Skyler too? 1188 01:00:31,334 --> 01:00:33,584 I… I just… Only because she-- 1189 01:00:33,668 --> 01:00:36,501 That's Summer's phone in there, right behind yours. 1190 01:00:36,584 --> 01:00:38,709 [mischievous music playing] 1191 01:00:41,751 --> 01:00:44,709 -You happy now? For ruining this? -I don't know what happened. 1192 01:00:44,793 --> 01:00:47,376 I… I must've butt-dialed ya. I mean, butt-shot ya. 1193 01:00:47,459 --> 01:00:48,959 You don't even have a butt. 1194 01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:50,626 [gasps] How dare you? 1195 01:00:50,709 --> 01:00:51,918 [sad music playing] 1196 01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:55,626 -You talk to all of us? -You said I was the only one. 1197 01:00:55,709 --> 01:00:57,418 You said I was the only one. 1198 01:00:57,501 --> 01:01:00,418 -I thought I was special. -You're all special. I-- 1199 01:01:00,501 --> 01:01:02,418 [all speaking indistinctly] 1200 01:01:02,501 --> 01:01:04,668 -[Leo] I'm sorry! I just… -[gasps] 1201 01:01:04,751 --> 01:01:08,793 Seeing you guys getting along and doing great in class, 1202 01:01:08,876 --> 01:01:12,001 it felt like I was actually making a difference. 1203 01:01:12,084 --> 01:01:15,543 You did. This year would've been a nightmare without you helping me. 1204 01:01:15,626 --> 01:01:19,626 [Summer] Ms. Malkin's so mean. Talking to you made the class bearable. 1205 01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:23,168 -[Leo] I was just worried if you all knew… -[gasps, breathes heavily] 1206 01:01:23,251 --> 01:01:25,209 …other people would find out. 1207 01:01:25,293 --> 01:01:27,418 You told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't. 1208 01:01:27,501 --> 01:01:30,918 -Nobody did. Because we can keep a secret. -[Logan] Yeah. 1209 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:33,918 What, did you tell everyone I shave my unibrow? 1210 01:01:34,793 --> 01:01:36,084 Because I don't. 1211 01:01:36,168 --> 01:01:39,001 Hey, the only one he told about your unibrow, 1212 01:01:39,084 --> 01:01:41,376 or that you still eat your boogers, was me. 1213 01:01:41,459 --> 01:01:43,709 -And I barely chuckled. -What? 1214 01:01:43,793 --> 01:01:44,834 I'm leaving. 1215 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,168 I tried. 1216 01:01:46,251 --> 01:01:47,834 [Leo] Wait, it's Friday. 1217 01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:50,209 Aren't you gonna take me home? 1218 01:01:50,293 --> 01:01:52,376 Summer, it's your turn. 1219 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,626 Please, I'm so sorry. 1220 01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:57,959 How can we trust you now? That was a question. 1221 01:01:59,418 --> 01:02:00,501 [door creaks] 1222 01:02:00,584 --> 01:02:03,043 All right, what's everyone doing here? 1223 01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:05,668 Oh, you're leaving. Good. Take the whole day off. 1224 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:09,418 You need to rest up for the history fair tomorrow. Go home. 1225 01:02:09,501 --> 01:02:11,876 Go. Shoo. Come on, out you go. 1226 01:02:13,668 --> 01:02:14,793 [door beeps, shuts] 1227 01:02:14,876 --> 01:02:16,418 [curious music playing] 1228 01:02:18,793 --> 01:02:21,543 You and I have a lot to talk about. 1229 01:02:23,876 --> 01:02:24,751 I don't understand. 1230 01:02:24,834 --> 01:02:27,918 I… I know I lied to the kids. What did I do to you? 1231 01:02:28,001 --> 01:02:32,876 Excuse me, talking to my students behind my back? Advising them? 1232 01:02:32,959 --> 01:02:35,876 Okay. I feel terrible, but I was just trying to-- 1233 01:02:35,959 --> 01:02:37,668 Undermine my methods! 1234 01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:40,918 Cheat me out of feeling any satisfaction from their success. 1235 01:02:41,001 --> 01:02:44,918 What? They learned everything you wanted. Why wouldn't that make you happy? 1236 01:02:45,001 --> 01:02:48,043 Don't think you can analyze me. I'm an adult. 1237 01:02:48,126 --> 01:02:52,084 Not a shrieking brat who thinks reading Canterbury Tales is torture. 1238 01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:53,209 It's not torture? 1239 01:02:53,293 --> 01:02:54,334 Quiet! 1240 01:02:54,418 --> 01:02:59,293 Asking me to be happy when I have nothing but these four walls. 1241 01:02:59,376 --> 01:03:03,584 -What about your family? -Excuse me, do you see any family? 1242 01:03:03,668 --> 01:03:07,126 Oh. Uh, not unless you're related to the gym coach. 1243 01:03:07,626 --> 01:03:10,584 -Those pictures are none of your business. -Gotcha. Never saw 'em. 1244 01:03:11,334 --> 01:03:16,876 I put my whole life into teaching just to be a mere substitute. 1245 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,084 [sad piano song plays] 1246 01:03:18,168 --> 01:03:21,709 Never had my own class, never got any respect. 1247 01:03:22,584 --> 01:03:24,001 ♪ Happy? ♪ 1248 01:03:24,959 --> 01:03:28,168 ♪ You want me to be happy? ♪ 1249 01:03:28,834 --> 01:03:31,626 Look, I also had dreams that never happened. 1250 01:03:31,709 --> 01:03:34,709 Like seeing the Everglades, or spreading Salmonella. 1251 01:03:34,793 --> 01:03:37,918 But this year, I fell into something even better. 1252 01:03:38,001 --> 01:03:40,293 I really clicked with these kids. 1253 01:03:40,376 --> 01:03:45,668 Uh, maybe it helped, just a little, that you're a talking animal? 1254 01:03:45,751 --> 01:03:48,376 Yeah, but also, maybe it's you. 1255 01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:51,626 'Cause I've seen subs come through this school that kids love. 1256 01:03:51,709 --> 01:03:54,501 ♪ What about Mrs. Knight? ♪ 1257 01:03:54,584 --> 01:03:57,293 ♪ Nice to the kids Didn't smell quite right ♪ 1258 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:00,793 ♪ Remember Mr. Monk? ♪ 1259 01:04:00,876 --> 01:04:03,126 ♪ He was a closet drunk ♪ 1260 01:04:04,084 --> 01:04:07,459 ♪ This may have been before your time ♪ 1261 01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:08,876 ♪ Miss Losch? ♪ 1262 01:04:08,959 --> 01:04:11,293 A fine teacher. 1263 01:04:11,376 --> 01:04:14,334 ♪ She was mine ♪ 1264 01:04:15,251 --> 01:04:17,751 Wait, you were a student here? 1265 01:04:17,834 --> 01:04:21,459 You don't remember me? I was a lot different. 1266 01:04:21,543 --> 01:04:22,876 I was… 1267 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:24,793 ♪ Happy ♪ 1268 01:04:25,293 --> 01:04:27,209 [Leo] Oh, wow. Yeah. 1269 01:04:27,293 --> 01:04:29,834 You were very sweet. 1270 01:04:29,918 --> 01:04:32,751 I was adorable. And she… 1271 01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:34,918 ♪ She made you… ♪ 1272 01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:36,918 ♪ Happy ♪ 1273 01:04:37,001 --> 01:04:39,168 Yes, she did. 1274 01:04:39,251 --> 01:04:41,793 She made me feel like I could do anything. 1275 01:04:41,876 --> 01:04:44,168 And tell me, do you think she was… 1276 01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:46,668 ♪ Happy? ♪ 1277 01:04:46,751 --> 01:04:48,668 She made you her family. 1278 01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:52,001 That's what great teachers do. Even substitutes. 1279 01:04:52,084 --> 01:04:55,418 With the little time they have, they try to make a difference. 1280 01:04:55,501 --> 01:04:58,084 And that's what keeps them happy. 1281 01:04:58,168 --> 01:05:02,043 ♪ You can feel love It's not the end ♪ 1282 01:05:02,126 --> 01:05:05,501 ♪ That smile you had can come back again ♪ 1283 01:05:05,584 --> 01:05:09,168 ♪ Just pull that stick out your tush And take a cue ♪ 1284 01:05:10,001 --> 01:05:13,543 [song transitions into upbeat] ♪ From teachers that preceded you ♪ 1285 01:05:13,626 --> 01:05:15,376 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1286 01:05:15,459 --> 01:05:17,376 ♪ Make a home for them ♪ 1287 01:05:17,459 --> 01:05:19,959 ♪ And embrace your important role ♪ 1288 01:05:20,043 --> 01:05:22,209 [both] ♪ In shaping them ♪ 1289 01:05:22,959 --> 01:05:26,793 ♪ Body and soul ♪ 1290 01:05:28,001 --> 01:05:29,418 [laughs] 1291 01:05:29,501 --> 01:05:32,918 -♪ And you'll be ♪ -♪ And I'll be ♪ 1292 01:05:33,418 --> 01:05:37,459 [both] ♪ Happy ♪ 1293 01:05:38,709 --> 01:05:42,918 -Well, that felt wonderful. -I know you got it in you. 1294 01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:45,751 You're gonna get those kids first place tomorrow. 1295 01:05:45,834 --> 01:05:48,918 -Oh, you're coming with me. -No, please. They're mad. 1296 01:05:49,001 --> 01:05:50,959 Let… Let them focus on winning. 1297 01:05:51,043 --> 01:05:52,876 Well, I'm still taking you. 1298 01:05:52,959 --> 01:05:53,793 After they win, 1299 01:05:53,876 --> 01:05:56,959 we'll make sure they appreciate all you were doing for them. 1300 01:05:57,918 --> 01:06:00,793 You know what? You are special. 1301 01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:03,334 [indistinct chattering] 1302 01:06:04,918 --> 01:06:06,668 [Cole H.] I couldn't sleep last night. 1303 01:06:06,751 --> 01:06:09,751 I couldn't stop thinking about what Leo did to us. 1304 01:06:09,834 --> 01:06:12,918 Let's just not talk about Leo. We're done with Leo. 1305 01:06:13,001 --> 01:06:15,251 We're ready. We can win this thing ourselves. 1306 01:06:15,334 --> 01:06:18,959 -[door opens] -Good morning, my dear students. 1307 01:06:21,751 --> 01:06:22,876 [door creaks] 1308 01:06:22,959 --> 01:06:26,959 -They look confident. -You sounded nice. Real warm. 1309 01:06:27,043 --> 01:06:29,251 Thank you. I'll keep you posted when I can. 1310 01:06:30,293 --> 01:06:33,834 -[peppy music playing] -[indistinct chattering] 1311 01:06:35,001 --> 01:06:36,126 I'm Betsy Ross. 1312 01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:39,543 I designed the first American Flag in 1776. 1313 01:06:39,626 --> 01:06:42,584 But I didn't just say what I thought the flag should look like, 1314 01:06:42,668 --> 01:06:45,001 I listened to others to see what they thought. 1315 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,626 The result was the superior design we have today, 1316 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,251 and also, people liking me more. 1317 01:06:50,543 --> 01:06:51,959 I'm Susan B. Anthony. 1318 01:06:52,043 --> 01:06:54,543 I played a pivotal role in the women's suffrage movement 1319 01:06:54,626 --> 01:06:56,168 in the 19th century. 1320 01:06:56,251 --> 01:06:59,459 But I'm not that special or great. And neither is my family. 1321 01:06:59,543 --> 01:07:03,668 So I can relate to average women who couldn't vote until 1920. 1322 01:07:03,751 --> 01:07:06,959 I'm Winston Churchill. "We shall fight on the beaches." 1323 01:07:07,043 --> 01:07:09,709 "We shall fight them in the fields and in the streets." 1324 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,126 "We shall never surrender, 1325 01:07:11,209 --> 01:07:13,876 but we shall let them down easy, with a nice letter." 1326 01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:16,709 -"So they don't lose their minds." -This is wonderful. 1327 01:07:16,793 --> 01:07:18,751 You've taught them life lessons. 1328 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:21,376 I… I can't hear anything. Can you open your pocket? 1329 01:07:21,459 --> 01:07:25,959 They burned me, Joan of Arc, at the stake, but I am not afraid. 1330 01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:29,001 Boo-freaking-hoo! Everyone's got problems. 1331 01:07:29,084 --> 01:07:32,584 I talked about it to a friend and felt a lot better. 1332 01:07:32,668 --> 01:07:34,001 [audience applauding] 1333 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:38,459 Aw, I think that friend is you. 1334 01:07:39,543 --> 01:07:43,751 [Principal Spahn] Malkin's Marvels, you're going to Magic Land Park! 1335 01:07:43,834 --> 01:07:46,876 -Congratulations, class! -[audience applauds and cheers] 1336 01:07:46,959 --> 01:07:47,793 [TJ's dad] Yeah! 1337 01:07:47,876 --> 01:07:52,626 And to the first substitute to ever win Teacher of the Year! 1338 01:07:52,709 --> 01:07:54,543 [audience cheering] 1339 01:07:54,626 --> 01:07:58,501 You'll be chaperoned by Ms. Malkin and Coach Kimura. 1340 01:07:58,584 --> 01:08:00,543 -[chuckles] Oh… -[triumphant music playing] 1341 01:08:00,626 --> 01:08:03,751 Is it over? We win? When do I come out? 1342 01:08:03,834 --> 01:08:05,251 [muffled] What's happening? 1343 01:08:06,293 --> 01:08:08,668 Ms. Malkin, can we go see Leo? 1344 01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:12,459 -Honey, it's about to rain. -We can't go to our class for one second? 1345 01:08:12,543 --> 01:08:15,709 You know what the rain does to my extensions. [sighs] 1346 01:08:15,793 --> 01:08:18,876 I gotta say, I thought you were some kind of a twisted animal. 1347 01:08:18,959 --> 01:08:22,584 A rabid, bitter bag of mothballs foaming at the mouth. 1348 01:08:22,668 --> 01:08:27,584 But I've never seen my Jayda speak like that. It's like she's, uh, nice? 1349 01:08:27,668 --> 01:08:29,001 That's our Ms. Malkin! 1350 01:08:29,084 --> 01:08:30,959 [Kabir's mom] You really got to know our kids. 1351 01:08:31,043 --> 01:08:34,126 -What a special lady. -Get this woman a full-time job next year. 1352 01:08:34,209 --> 01:08:36,376 [chuckles] Oh, I think we can arrange that. 1353 01:08:36,459 --> 01:08:38,668 [Summer's mom] She's helped Summer make friends. 1354 01:08:38,751 --> 01:08:40,918 [Cole H.'s dad] Cole's proud of his voice, thanks to you. 1355 01:08:41,001 --> 01:08:43,126 -[Logan's mom] How'd you do it? -Well… You know… 1356 01:08:43,209 --> 01:08:45,668 [Leo grunting, yelling] 1357 01:08:45,751 --> 01:08:48,209 That's, um… my stomach. I… I better go. 1358 01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:51,834 -[air horn blares] -She's not gonna make it. 1359 01:08:52,584 --> 01:08:54,584 What happened? I couldn't hear nothing. 1360 01:08:54,668 --> 01:08:57,168 Did we win? I thought I was gonna see the kids. 1361 01:08:57,251 --> 01:08:59,418 We're going somewhere very special. 1362 01:08:59,501 --> 01:09:01,418 We're all going to celebrate? 1363 01:09:01,501 --> 01:09:02,709 What, a pizza party? 1364 01:09:02,793 --> 01:09:05,543 [dramatic music playing] 1365 01:09:05,626 --> 01:09:07,876 Wow, this pizza's out in the boonies. 1366 01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:10,418 [engine revs] 1367 01:09:13,668 --> 01:09:16,751 [grunts] What's goin' on? You're leaving me here? 1368 01:09:16,834 --> 01:09:18,293 What about the kids? 1369 01:09:18,376 --> 01:09:22,168 They lost. The class embarrassed themselves and blamed you. 1370 01:09:22,251 --> 01:09:25,001 What? What was all that cheering? 1371 01:09:25,084 --> 01:09:27,834 That was for the other class. I'm sorry. 1372 01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:31,001 What did I do? I've never felt so bad. 1373 01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:33,501 Don't say that. You said the Everglades was your dream. 1374 01:09:33,584 --> 01:09:36,959 Now you can live it out, with no chance of ever running into the children. 1375 01:09:37,043 --> 01:09:40,418 Or their parents. Or the principal. Or the media. 1376 01:09:41,251 --> 01:09:43,084 I said it was my dream. 1377 01:09:43,168 --> 01:09:45,293 -The kids are what I-- -[engine revs] 1378 01:09:46,209 --> 01:09:47,043 [brakes squeal] 1379 01:09:50,001 --> 01:09:50,834 [sighs] 1380 01:09:52,251 --> 01:09:55,043 -[engine revs] -[tires screech] 1381 01:09:55,126 --> 01:09:57,793 -[ominous music playing] -[frogs croaking] 1382 01:09:57,876 --> 01:09:59,918 -[alligator growls] -[yelps] 1383 01:10:05,126 --> 01:10:08,959 [devices ringing, beeping] 1384 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,126 -[Mia] What? -[Cole H.] Where is he? 1385 01:10:15,209 --> 01:10:17,168 -[Summer] Is he hiding? -[Cole H.] He's not hiding. 1386 01:10:17,251 --> 01:10:18,084 He was here. 1387 01:10:18,168 --> 01:10:19,876 -You seen him? -[Jayda] What happened? 1388 01:10:19,959 --> 01:10:23,126 What a shame. He must've run away. 1389 01:10:23,209 --> 01:10:24,668 -[kids gasp] -[vacuum thuds] 1390 01:10:24,751 --> 01:10:29,501 [tinkling] 1391 01:10:32,001 --> 01:10:35,043 -He left us? -Oh, look. 1392 01:10:35,626 --> 01:10:38,084 There seems to be some kind of note. 1393 01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:41,584 -Leo could write? -Of course. He could talk. 1394 01:10:41,668 --> 01:10:47,084 Oh! He talked to you people too? Oh, I thought I was special. 1395 01:10:49,501 --> 01:10:50,751 "Dear class." 1396 01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:53,668 "I've greatly enjoyed my time with you this year, 1397 01:10:53,751 --> 01:10:57,376 but I wish to move on and finally see the world." 1398 01:10:57,459 --> 01:11:01,043 "I realize I broke your trust, and that can't be fixed." 1399 01:11:01,751 --> 01:11:03,501 "But if you would be so kind, 1400 01:11:03,584 --> 01:11:07,084 please keep our conversations secret, so that I'm not harassed, 1401 01:11:07,168 --> 01:11:10,126 like E.T. or The Iron Giant, or Splash, 1402 01:11:10,209 --> 01:11:13,793 or the classic, The Shape of Water." 1403 01:11:13,876 --> 01:11:18,209 "Simply attribute your success to Ms. Malkin, 1404 01:11:18,293 --> 01:11:21,751 whose integrity is beyond reproach." [chuckles] 1405 01:11:22,251 --> 01:11:24,251 "Best Regards, Leo." 1406 01:11:25,376 --> 01:11:30,418 Well, let's try and be happy for Leo. He's doing what he wanted most. 1407 01:11:30,501 --> 01:11:33,001 But we never even got to thank him. 1408 01:11:33,084 --> 01:11:37,334 That's life, gang. Life gets more difficult the older we get. 1409 01:11:38,543 --> 01:11:40,084 It's called growing up. 1410 01:11:40,168 --> 01:11:43,626 [sad piano music playing] 1411 01:11:45,251 --> 01:11:47,334 ♪ When I was ten ♪ 1412 01:11:49,251 --> 01:11:52,251 ♪ I didn't have a single care ♪ 1413 01:11:52,751 --> 01:11:55,626 ♪ And not a single body hair ♪ 1414 01:11:56,126 --> 01:11:58,668 ♪ And life was fine ♪ 1415 01:11:59,834 --> 01:12:02,959 ♪ When I was nine ♪ 1416 01:12:03,043 --> 01:12:06,168 ♪ We still left milk for Santa Claus ♪ 1417 01:12:06,251 --> 01:12:09,251 ♪ My mom was not in menopause ♪ 1418 01:12:09,334 --> 01:12:12,709 ♪ And life was great ♪ 1419 01:12:13,293 --> 01:12:15,626 ♪ When I was eight ♪ 1420 01:12:16,418 --> 01:12:19,376 ♪ I still could wear a size one shoe ♪ 1421 01:12:20,001 --> 01:12:23,709 ♪ I thought Big Macs were good for you ♪ 1422 01:12:23,793 --> 01:12:26,084 ♪ Yes, life was heaven ♪ 1423 01:12:27,626 --> 01:12:30,209 ♪ When I was seven ♪ 1424 01:12:31,959 --> 01:12:34,751 ♪ I knew some dirty words But thought ♪ 1425 01:12:35,543 --> 01:12:38,418 ♪ That babies came out of Mom's butt ♪ 1426 01:12:39,251 --> 01:12:41,334 ♪ Like baby chicks ♪ 1427 01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:44,876 ♪ When I was six ♪ 1428 01:12:45,543 --> 01:12:48,751 ♪ My folks would fight But I was chill ♪ 1429 01:12:49,251 --> 01:12:54,084 ♪ My grandpa and my gerbils Were still alive ♪ 1430 01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:57,876 ♪ When I was five ♪ 1431 01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:02,626 ♪ I didn't care that people die ♪ 1432 01:13:02,709 --> 01:13:08,418 ♪ A haircut used to make me cry way more ♪ 1433 01:13:10,168 --> 01:13:11,959 ♪ When I was four ♪ 1434 01:13:13,709 --> 01:13:16,126 ♪ I didn't need to have a phone ♪ 1435 01:13:17,043 --> 01:13:23,001 ♪ They hadn't yet invented drones To follow me ♪ 1436 01:13:24,251 --> 01:13:26,793 ♪ When I was three ♪ 1437 01:13:27,709 --> 01:13:30,584 ♪ I'd laugh for days when I was two ♪ 1438 01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:34,626 ♪ When someone said the word doo-doo ♪ 1439 01:13:35,501 --> 01:13:39,293 ♪ There were no rules when I was one ♪ 1440 01:13:39,959 --> 01:13:42,376 ♪ Except, don't fall ♪ 1441 01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:45,709 ♪ We just had fun ♪ 1442 01:13:46,293 --> 01:13:47,959 ♪ But that was then ♪ 1443 01:13:50,834 --> 01:13:56,501 [all] ♪ When I was ten ♪ 1444 01:13:56,584 --> 01:13:57,418 [song ends] 1445 01:13:58,168 --> 01:14:00,418 Okay, everybody. Be careful on the Dragon Coaster. 1446 01:14:00,501 --> 01:14:02,251 Wipe the chair and the safety bar. 1447 01:14:02,334 --> 01:14:05,043 Doesn't matter what the teacher says, you call us every half hour. 1448 01:14:05,126 --> 01:14:07,459 -And don't lick anything. -[light music plays] 1449 01:14:07,543 --> 01:14:11,001 They tried to put the shift on Kabir when he was up, but guess what? 1450 01:14:11,084 --> 01:14:13,418 -He can hit to right field too. -Oh! 1451 01:14:13,501 --> 01:14:15,126 That is something. 1452 01:14:15,709 --> 01:14:19,626 -What do you think Leo's doing right now? -I have no idea. 1453 01:14:19,709 --> 01:14:23,001 -[insects chirping] -[frogs croaking] 1454 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:27,043 [snake hissing] 1455 01:14:31,918 --> 01:14:35,584 Sure, kids, why flip over the musty old turtle before you leave? 1456 01:14:35,668 --> 01:14:39,001 [yelling] Even though he knows the truth? But no, everyone's gone! 1457 01:14:39,084 --> 01:14:41,334 Everyone but me and that pathetic… 1458 01:14:41,418 --> 01:14:44,168 [in normal voice] Wait. Where's the allergy kid's phone? Ah. 1459 01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:47,626 [grunting] 1460 01:14:47,709 --> 01:14:49,001 Ha. [grunts] 1461 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:49,959 [sighs] Here we go. 1462 01:14:50,543 --> 01:14:53,293 [reading messages out loud] 1463 01:15:00,709 --> 01:15:02,459 [continues reading out loud] 1464 01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:10,001 -[crashes] -[glass shatters] 1465 01:15:10,084 --> 01:15:12,043 [adventurous music playing] 1466 01:15:13,418 --> 01:15:15,626 There's no time for lettuce. Flip me! 1467 01:15:16,293 --> 01:15:17,376 Okay, we gotta move! 1468 01:15:20,918 --> 01:15:22,376 Follow those brats! 1469 01:15:24,459 --> 01:15:26,251 -[flamingo] Hey. -[whimpers] 1470 01:15:26,334 --> 01:15:29,126 Shake it off, man. You're freaking everyone out. 1471 01:15:31,001 --> 01:15:33,709 [adventurous music continues] 1472 01:15:38,084 --> 01:15:39,501 Okay, let's hit it. 1473 01:15:40,876 --> 01:15:41,876 [croaks] 1474 01:15:41,959 --> 01:15:43,918 [mysterious music playing] 1475 01:15:45,251 --> 01:15:46,584 [buzzing] 1476 01:15:50,376 --> 01:15:51,876 [gulps, chews] 1477 01:15:54,126 --> 01:15:58,001 [smooth bossa nova music playing] 1478 01:16:01,168 --> 01:16:05,251 [breathing heavily] 1479 01:16:08,626 --> 01:16:10,459 -[music stops] -[pouch toots] 1480 01:16:11,709 --> 01:16:13,209 Ouch. 1481 01:16:14,418 --> 01:16:17,376 -[light music playing] -This is our last field trip together. 1482 01:16:17,459 --> 01:16:19,251 Why does it feel like our worst? 1483 01:16:19,334 --> 01:16:21,251 [drone humming] 1484 01:16:21,334 --> 01:16:22,459 -[knocks] -What? 1485 01:16:24,043 --> 01:16:30,001 -[adventurous music playing] -[kids speaking indistinctly] 1486 01:16:30,084 --> 01:16:31,709 [singing "Watch Me" by Silentó] 1487 01:16:31,793 --> 01:16:33,793 ♪ Now watch me nae nae Okay ♪ 1488 01:16:33,876 --> 01:16:35,376 ♪ Now watch me whip… ♪ 1489 01:16:35,459 --> 01:16:38,126 -What is going on back here? -She did it! 1490 01:16:38,209 --> 01:16:41,376 -Excuse me? -I saw it. I saw the whole thing. 1491 01:16:41,459 --> 01:16:44,418 She took him out of the terrarium after you guys left that day. 1492 01:16:44,501 --> 01:16:46,584 She took him, and I wanted to say something, 1493 01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:47,876 but her and her vacuum, 1494 01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:51,543 they gave me the stink eye, and I slipped on, uh, somebody else's pee, 1495 01:16:51,626 --> 01:16:54,209 and I flipped on my back, and this whole thing is my fault 1496 01:16:54,293 --> 01:16:57,209 'cause I got jealous of my best friend instead of being happy for him. 1497 01:16:57,293 --> 01:17:01,043 I used the camera phone to bust him, but now I gotta bust you, Demeritface! 1498 01:17:01,126 --> 01:17:05,126 He's lying! This turtle can't be trusted. He turned on Leo. 1499 01:17:05,209 --> 01:17:09,209 Come on. You all know Leo's the reason you got this stupid trip. 1500 01:17:09,293 --> 01:17:11,459 He helped you with your weird kid problems. 1501 01:17:11,543 --> 01:17:12,668 That's why you won. 1502 01:17:12,751 --> 01:17:16,418 He wanted to do something meaningful with the rest of his pathetic time, 1503 01:17:16,501 --> 01:17:17,334 and he did it. 1504 01:17:17,418 --> 01:17:19,293 Why did you say, "The rest of his time"? 1505 01:17:19,376 --> 01:17:21,043 -He's dying! -[kids] What?! 1506 01:17:21,126 --> 01:17:23,751 He's gonna be 75. That's lights out for lizards. 1507 01:17:23,834 --> 01:17:25,251 -Oh, no! -[Cole H.] He's dying? 1508 01:17:25,334 --> 01:17:27,918 But does Demeritface care? No! 1509 01:17:28,001 --> 01:17:30,709 All Demeritface wants is all the credit! 1510 01:17:30,793 --> 01:17:32,084 [gasps] Another lie! 1511 01:17:32,168 --> 01:17:34,251 Then where is he, Ms. Misery? 1512 01:17:34,334 --> 01:17:37,168 Where's my best friend, Demeritface? Where is he? 1513 01:17:37,251 --> 01:17:40,209 -Out with it, Demeritface! -[Cole H.] Where is he, Demeritface? 1514 01:17:40,293 --> 01:17:42,834 [kids clamoring indistinctly] 1515 01:17:42,918 --> 01:17:46,209 ♪ Watch me, watch me Ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh… ♪ 1516 01:17:46,293 --> 01:17:50,543 -[Cole H.] What did you do with him? -Stop it! Stop it! Stop it now! 1517 01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:57,876 [gentle music playing] 1518 01:17:58,626 --> 01:18:02,459 I took him, and I drove him away. 1519 01:18:02,543 --> 01:18:04,626 -That's crazy! Seriously? -I can't believe you! 1520 01:18:04,709 --> 01:18:08,126 He's right, I wanted the credit. 1521 01:18:08,626 --> 01:18:10,418 I thought it would make me… 1522 01:18:10,918 --> 01:18:13,209 ♪ Happy ♪ 1523 01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:16,584 -He's gonna die thinking we're mad at him. -Where did you take him? 1524 01:18:16,668 --> 01:18:19,334 [sighs] The Everglades. 1525 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:22,293 You sent him to the Glades? That's a terrible neighborhood! 1526 01:18:22,376 --> 01:18:26,459 -Those crazy animals will rip him apart! -Ms. Malkin, please help us find him. 1527 01:18:26,543 --> 01:18:28,501 We can't not see him again. 1528 01:18:29,334 --> 01:18:31,293 -[sighs] -[resolute music plays] 1529 01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:34,918 [singing "Wobble" by V.I.C., then stops] 1530 01:18:35,001 --> 01:18:35,834 Hey there. 1531 01:18:35,918 --> 01:18:39,126 We need to change course. We're going to the Everglades. 1532 01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:41,043 What? We're going to Magic Land Park! 1533 01:18:41,126 --> 01:18:44,168 That's what the parents expect, and that's where we're goin'. 1534 01:18:44,251 --> 01:18:46,626 Oh my, our first fight. 1535 01:18:48,751 --> 01:18:51,584 -[dramatic music playing] -[kids cheer] 1536 01:18:51,668 --> 01:18:53,418 -[tires screech] -[yelps] 1537 01:18:54,376 --> 01:18:55,459 [gasps, grunts] 1538 01:18:57,668 --> 01:18:59,626 [panting] Thank you. I'm fine. 1539 01:19:00,959 --> 01:19:04,584 Children, we're going to Magic Land Park. 1540 01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:10,209 -[insects humming] -[water trickling] 1541 01:19:14,543 --> 01:19:15,459 [tribal music plays] 1542 01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:20,334 Thanks, but a little too murky for me. How… How close are we to a drip tube? 1543 01:19:20,834 --> 01:19:23,376 Seriously, the microorganisms will kill you. 1544 01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:24,834 -A kid told me that. -[buzzing] 1545 01:19:24,918 --> 01:19:27,168 You guys never heard of Louis Pasteur? 1546 01:19:28,793 --> 01:19:30,793 [firefly 1 buzzing] 1547 01:19:31,876 --> 01:19:34,543 -[firefly 1 buzzing rhythmically] -[all fireflies buzzing] 1548 01:19:34,626 --> 01:19:36,626 [grunting] 1549 01:19:39,334 --> 01:19:41,418 [lizards laughing] 1550 01:19:41,501 --> 01:19:43,876 What the… [garbling] 1551 01:19:44,459 --> 01:19:47,626 -Someone help me out here. -[pony] Boss, is that you? 1552 01:19:47,709 --> 01:19:49,459 [yells, grunts] 1553 01:19:49,543 --> 01:19:50,584 Wha-- What? 1554 01:19:50,668 --> 01:19:54,209 Hey, that's the guy! The guy who set us free at that party. 1555 01:19:54,293 --> 01:19:56,293 -That's the guy? -[animals gasp] 1556 01:19:56,376 --> 01:19:58,959 -[animals speak indistinctly] -[lizard] That's the guy. 1557 01:20:01,668 --> 01:20:04,918 I don't know what Grandma's thinking. We'll save him on our own, let's go. 1558 01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:08,584 [adventurous music plays] 1559 01:20:09,418 --> 01:20:11,626 -[tribal music playing] -Get this guy some algae. 1560 01:20:14,251 --> 01:20:17,293 -And some of you. -[buzzing intensely] 1561 01:20:17,376 --> 01:20:20,834 Boss, you're gonna love it here. No trainers telling you what to do, 1562 01:20:20,918 --> 01:20:24,084 no bratty kids joking about your compact legs. 1563 01:20:24,584 --> 01:20:26,376 But I miss those kids. 1564 01:20:26,459 --> 01:20:27,334 [pony] What? 1565 01:20:27,418 --> 01:20:30,584 They're not bratty. You just gotta get to know them. 1566 01:20:30,668 --> 01:20:34,501 Like this one kid whose father's back had a gorilla situation. 1567 01:20:34,584 --> 01:20:36,293 [drone humming] 1568 01:20:36,376 --> 01:20:38,543 [beeping] 1569 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:41,459 I got this. You go back to the kids. 1570 01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:42,376 [yells] 1571 01:20:43,334 --> 01:20:44,501 [grunts] 1572 01:20:44,584 --> 01:20:46,543 Hey, anybody see a buddy of mine? 1573 01:20:46,626 --> 01:20:49,501 He's green with bumps, got a tail, wicked ugly. 1574 01:20:51,459 --> 01:20:53,334 Okay, moving on. 1575 01:20:53,959 --> 01:20:55,959 [adventurous music playing] 1576 01:20:57,251 --> 01:20:59,168 -[Coach Kimura] We're here, y'all! -[Cole W.] Yes! 1577 01:20:59,251 --> 01:21:00,834 -[kids cheering] -And I'm hungry. 1578 01:21:00,918 --> 01:21:03,376 -Let's do this. -Hi, welcome to Magic Land Park. 1579 01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:05,043 -Okay. Let me get-- -A Cotton Dragon! 1580 01:21:05,126 --> 01:21:06,918 -A Wizard Puffs, please? -Me too! 1581 01:21:07,001 --> 01:21:08,834 -I'll take a Unicorn Balls. -Huh? 1582 01:21:08,918 --> 01:21:10,501 They're jawbreakers. Please? 1583 01:21:10,584 --> 01:21:12,793 [chuckles] Okay, gang. You getting all of this? 1584 01:21:12,876 --> 01:21:14,959 Oh, and I need one Fireblower hat. 1585 01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:19,126 Okie doke. Now we're ready, am I right, kids? 1586 01:21:19,209 --> 01:21:20,251 [footsteps receding] 1587 01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:22,668 Are you kidding me? Hey! 1588 01:21:22,751 --> 01:21:25,043 -[Summer] Go! Run fast! -[TJ] Come on. Move it! 1589 01:21:25,126 --> 01:21:27,793 -[kid] Come on! -[panting] 1590 01:21:27,876 --> 01:21:29,543 -[grunting and panting] -[panting] 1591 01:21:34,334 --> 01:21:36,001 -[tires screech] -[driver] Oh my God! 1592 01:21:36,084 --> 01:21:39,584 -[panting] -[panting, gobbling] 1593 01:21:39,668 --> 01:21:41,834 -Come on, Ms. Malkin. Hurry up. -[Cole H.] Faster! 1594 01:21:41,918 --> 01:21:44,293 [panting] Just go. Go without me! 1595 01:21:44,376 --> 01:21:46,251 -But you have to drive us! -[pants] 1596 01:21:46,334 --> 01:21:47,876 [pants, grunts] 1597 01:21:47,959 --> 01:21:49,668 -[grunting] -[Cole H.] Come on! 1598 01:21:49,751 --> 01:21:50,668 [both grunt] 1599 01:21:50,751 --> 01:21:54,251 -[kids straining and shouting] -[Coach Kimura straining] 1600 01:21:54,334 --> 01:21:55,751 [exciting music playing] 1601 01:21:57,001 --> 01:21:59,209 -[beeping] -[whirring] 1602 01:21:59,293 --> 01:22:02,209 -[kids] Come on, Ms. Malkin! -[straining] 1603 01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:03,418 [Ms. Malkin grunting] 1604 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:04,376 Huh? 1605 01:22:04,459 --> 01:22:05,459 The Purell! 1606 01:22:05,543 --> 01:22:06,584 [grunts] 1607 01:22:06,668 --> 01:22:07,543 [yelps] 1608 01:22:09,418 --> 01:22:11,084 -[Purell splatters] -[screams] 1609 01:22:11,168 --> 01:22:12,209 [yells, grunts] 1610 01:22:12,293 --> 01:22:14,959 [shouting] Whoever did this will pay! Help! 1611 01:22:15,043 --> 01:22:16,751 -[Logan] He's coming! -[shouting] 1612 01:22:16,834 --> 01:22:19,084 -We have to get out of here! -I got this! 1613 01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:20,501 -What? -I'm from the Bronx. 1614 01:22:20,584 --> 01:22:23,043 -I've been driving since I was eight. -[Coach Kimura screaming] 1615 01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:24,834 [motor revs] 1616 01:22:25,876 --> 01:22:28,334 [kids shouting excitedly] 1617 01:22:28,418 --> 01:22:31,084 -[kid 1] Yeah! Yeah! Do it! -[Summer] Woo-hoo! 1618 01:22:33,459 --> 01:22:35,001 -[driver] Oh my God! -[car horn honking] 1619 01:22:35,084 --> 01:22:36,876 Hey, pick a lane, lady! 1620 01:22:37,918 --> 01:22:40,043 [tribal music playing] 1621 01:22:40,126 --> 01:22:41,251 A-ha! 1622 01:22:41,334 --> 01:22:43,293 I knew it. Leo? 1623 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:45,168 -[squeaks] -[yells] 1624 01:22:45,668 --> 01:22:50,251 Hey! Whoa, whoa. No. No, no, no, no, no. I hate it out here! 1625 01:22:50,334 --> 01:22:54,584 And I explained to them, I was just afraid someone would tell. 1626 01:22:54,668 --> 01:22:56,543 But now they're all mad at me, 1627 01:22:56,626 --> 01:23:00,709 and my funeral's gonna be even worse than Hammy #3's. 1628 01:23:00,793 --> 01:23:03,459 -Who's Hammy #3? -I think it's a sandwich at Arby's. 1629 01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:05,376 Why you talking about your funeral? 1630 01:23:05,459 --> 01:23:07,543 'Cause it's coming any day. 1631 01:23:07,626 --> 01:23:09,709 I'm almost 75 years old. 1632 01:23:09,793 --> 01:23:12,459 So what? We live to, like, 110. 1633 01:23:12,543 --> 01:23:14,668 What? But Skyler's dad said-- 1634 01:23:14,751 --> 01:23:17,626 A hundred and ten, unless eaten by alligators. 1635 01:23:17,709 --> 01:23:19,001 I'm 97. 1636 01:23:19,084 --> 01:23:22,626 A hundred six. He's 74? He's a tween. 1637 01:23:22,709 --> 01:23:24,376 [lizard] Look how fast he blinks. 1638 01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:27,001 [all laugh] 1639 01:23:27,501 --> 01:23:31,293 [shouts vividly] I'm gonna live! This is incredible! 1640 01:23:31,376 --> 01:23:33,126 -The guy's gonna live! -[animals cheering] 1641 01:23:33,209 --> 01:23:35,709 [all chant] The guy's gonna live! The guy's gonna live! 1642 01:23:35,793 --> 01:23:38,709 I gotta get back to those kids. I can redeem myself! 1643 01:23:38,793 --> 01:23:40,293 And we're gonna help you. 1644 01:23:40,376 --> 01:23:43,251 -[all chant] The guy's gonna live! The-- -[shushes] 1645 01:23:43,334 --> 01:23:47,084 -[alligators snoring] -[Squirtle] I said I was sorry! 1646 01:23:47,168 --> 01:23:49,168 -[can clattering] -[mouse squeaking] 1647 01:23:49,251 --> 01:23:51,501 [sighs] I'd kill for lateral movement. 1648 01:23:52,084 --> 01:23:54,126 [menacing music plays] 1649 01:23:54,209 --> 01:23:55,209 [grunts] 1650 01:23:55,709 --> 01:23:57,001 [alligators snarling] 1651 01:23:57,084 --> 01:24:01,668 Guys, before you do anything, let's talk about why you're angry, okay? 1652 01:24:02,168 --> 01:24:03,584 Anyone's parents getting divorced? 1653 01:24:03,668 --> 01:24:07,668 -[dramatic music playing] -[kids screaming] 1654 01:24:07,751 --> 01:24:09,501 -Aren't you gonna stop? -I'm trying. 1655 01:24:09,584 --> 01:24:12,209 But I weigh 80 pounds and this thing needs oil. 1656 01:24:12,876 --> 01:24:16,668 -[kids scream] -[Summer] This looks scary. Oh, my God. 1657 01:24:19,293 --> 01:24:21,209 -[kid 1] Come on! -[snoring] 1658 01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:25,459 [growling] 1659 01:24:25,543 --> 01:24:28,668 [steam whistling and trumpeting] 1660 01:24:28,751 --> 01:24:31,084 What the… Is that some kind of woolly mammoth? 1661 01:24:31,168 --> 01:24:32,793 I don't know, but it could kill us, right? 1662 01:24:32,876 --> 01:24:34,501 Uh, definitely. 1663 01:24:38,418 --> 01:24:39,376 [Kabir] We're here. 1664 01:24:40,251 --> 01:24:41,084 [moans] 1665 01:24:41,626 --> 01:24:43,626 [kids grunting lightly] 1666 01:24:45,834 --> 01:24:47,043 -[Kabir] Get back. -[growls] 1667 01:24:47,126 --> 01:24:48,751 -[Logan] Oh, gosh. -[Eli] Oh, no, no, no. 1668 01:24:50,376 --> 01:24:52,543 That's a demerit. 1669 01:24:53,334 --> 01:24:54,418 [shuriken clinks] 1670 01:24:54,501 --> 01:24:55,501 [grunting] 1671 01:24:55,584 --> 01:24:58,001 -[shurikens clinking] -[growls] 1672 01:25:01,209 --> 01:25:03,418 [angrily] You need to chill. 1673 01:25:03,501 --> 01:25:04,584 -[alligator growls] -[grunts] 1674 01:25:04,668 --> 01:25:06,793 [heroic music plays] 1675 01:25:06,876 --> 01:25:08,168 [yells] 1676 01:25:09,043 --> 01:25:11,584 [hisses, growls] 1677 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:15,043 [growling] 1678 01:25:15,126 --> 01:25:16,376 Summer, talk to him. 1679 01:25:16,459 --> 01:25:18,668 So I don't know if you know, but it doesn't really matter. 1680 01:25:18,751 --> 01:25:21,126 We were supposed to go to Magic Land, which is cool. 1681 01:25:21,209 --> 01:25:24,168 I've never been there. I don't like magic and roller coasters. 1682 01:25:24,251 --> 01:25:27,418 They just seem really boring. They're scary, which isn't boring, 1683 01:25:27,501 --> 01:25:29,543 but you're not doing anything, you're just sitting, 1684 01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:32,084 when you could be playing soccer or baking a cake. 1685 01:25:32,168 --> 01:25:35,084 -I mean, my mom's on a diet, so-- -[drone humming] 1686 01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:37,209 [suspenseful music plays] 1687 01:25:39,626 --> 01:25:40,501 [thuds] 1688 01:25:41,376 --> 01:25:46,084 [plays electronic fanfare] 1689 01:25:46,168 --> 01:25:48,418 [Ms. Malkin panting] 1690 01:25:48,501 --> 01:25:49,834 [melancholy music playing] 1691 01:25:49,918 --> 01:25:52,543 [Skyler] How could Leo ever survive out here? 1692 01:25:52,626 --> 01:25:55,001 How do we even start looking for him? 1693 01:25:55,084 --> 01:25:56,959 I just don't know. 1694 01:25:59,001 --> 01:26:01,084 [licking] 1695 01:26:04,501 --> 01:26:05,334 [gasps] 1696 01:26:06,168 --> 01:26:07,626 [gasps again, sharply] 1697 01:26:08,209 --> 01:26:09,043 [Cole W. moans] 1698 01:26:09,126 --> 01:26:11,834 -What? Leo, no! -[kids gasp] 1699 01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:14,043 -[Mia] Oh, no. Leo! -[Skyler and TJ] Leo! 1700 01:26:15,251 --> 01:26:18,251 [sorrowfully] Leo, we just wanted to thank you. 1701 01:26:18,834 --> 01:26:21,668 I'm so sorry I got mad. We all are. 1702 01:26:22,334 --> 01:26:25,334 We won the trip, Leo. All because of you. 1703 01:26:25,418 --> 01:26:28,084 You made me feel like I could do anything. 1704 01:26:28,168 --> 01:26:29,626 You brought us all together. 1705 01:26:29,709 --> 01:26:32,334 I never had a lizard that taught me so much. 1706 01:26:32,418 --> 01:26:34,459 Or any non-lizards either. 1707 01:26:34,543 --> 01:26:39,001 [sniffles] I'm not scared. I wanna hug you one more time. 1708 01:26:40,751 --> 01:26:43,084 What? They ate his insides! 1709 01:26:43,168 --> 01:26:45,418 I'm not-- [grunts] 1710 01:26:45,501 --> 01:26:48,959 [grunting and yelling] 1711 01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:51,126 -[kids] Huh? -[groans] 1712 01:26:51,209 --> 01:26:54,001 [slowly, painfully] I'm okay, pal. 1713 01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:56,334 -[Cole H.] I can't believe it. -[Summer] You're all right. 1714 01:26:56,418 --> 01:27:00,334 Sorry I scared you. When I get nervous, I tend to molt. 1715 01:27:00,418 --> 01:27:01,334 Old habit. 1716 01:27:01,418 --> 01:27:02,293 Awesome! 1717 01:27:02,376 --> 01:27:03,709 [happy music playing] 1718 01:27:03,793 --> 01:27:08,001 That was the best funeral I could ever have. 1719 01:27:08,084 --> 01:27:10,293 Wait, but if you guys won, 1720 01:27:10,376 --> 01:27:13,418 shouldn't you be celebrating in Magic Land Park? 1721 01:27:13,501 --> 01:27:17,876 We couldn't celebrate. We needed to see you before you die. 1722 01:27:17,959 --> 01:27:21,043 Oh. Uh, who told you I was dying? 1723 01:27:21,126 --> 01:27:23,043 The turt-- Uh, Squirtle told us. 1724 01:27:23,126 --> 01:27:27,251 Well, I thought I was, but I found out I'm not. 1725 01:27:27,334 --> 01:27:29,126 -[kids] You're not? -You're not gonna die? 1726 01:27:29,209 --> 01:27:30,376 You're not still mad? 1727 01:27:30,459 --> 01:27:31,959 [Anthony] This is incredible. 1728 01:27:32,043 --> 01:27:34,043 -We love you, Leo. -[Summer] Are you crazy? 1729 01:27:34,126 --> 01:27:35,501 -This is amazing! -[sobs] 1730 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:37,501 [Skyler] I'm so happy! 1731 01:27:37,584 --> 01:27:38,501 [cries, sniffles] 1732 01:27:38,584 --> 01:27:43,334 You're right about the endorphins. It really feels awesome. 1733 01:27:47,959 --> 01:27:49,793 -Ah. Oh, boy! Ah! -[mouse squeaking] 1734 01:27:49,876 --> 01:27:52,126 -Still coming. Give me a second. -[can clattering] 1735 01:27:53,209 --> 01:27:56,876 Hey, glad you're okay. Sorry about busting you. 1736 01:27:57,793 --> 01:27:59,251 I want you to have something. 1737 01:27:59,334 --> 01:28:00,376 [tearing] 1738 01:28:00,459 --> 01:28:02,793 [gentle music playing] 1739 01:28:02,876 --> 01:28:04,001 [whirs] 1740 01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:06,376 -Least I could do. -It's okay. Put it back on. 1741 01:28:06,459 --> 01:28:07,793 You're gonna get arrested. 1742 01:28:09,668 --> 01:28:12,959 [mouse squeaking] 1743 01:28:13,793 --> 01:28:18,751 You should all be proud. We've all learned so much this year. 1744 01:28:18,834 --> 01:28:22,126 Now, before I go, I want to finish something else 1745 01:28:22,209 --> 01:28:23,793 that Mrs. Salinas started. 1746 01:28:25,043 --> 01:28:28,376 I'm going to read the rest of Charlotte's Web. [blows] 1747 01:28:28,459 --> 01:28:31,293 -Ugh, is she kidding? -Let's just get through it. 1748 01:28:32,084 --> 01:28:33,501 "Charlotte was dying." 1749 01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:36,334 "'But I feel peaceful,' she said." 1750 01:28:36,418 --> 01:28:41,418 "'Your success in the ring was, to a small degree, my success.'" 1751 01:28:41,501 --> 01:28:44,168 "'Why did you do all this for me?' Wilbur asked." 1752 01:28:44,918 --> 01:28:47,334 "'Because I liked you,' replied Charlotte." 1753 01:28:47,418 --> 01:28:49,959 -"'After all, what's life, anyway?'" -[sniffling] 1754 01:28:50,043 --> 01:28:52,959 [Ms. Malkin] "'We're born, we live a little while, we die.'" 1755 01:28:53,043 --> 01:28:53,918 [crying] 1756 01:28:54,001 --> 01:28:56,876 [Ms. Malkin] "'Perhaps, I was trying to lift my life a trifle.'" 1757 01:28:56,959 --> 01:29:00,209 -"'Anyone's life can stand a little of…'" -[bawling] 1758 01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:04,876 What? I was wrong, okay? Crying's doin' so good for me. 1759 01:29:04,959 --> 01:29:06,001 [blows nose] 1760 01:29:06,084 --> 01:29:10,084 -Still wish I could eat spider babies. -Nobody's eating any spider babies! 1761 01:29:10,168 --> 01:29:11,834 -[lively music plays] -Hi, guys! 1762 01:29:11,918 --> 01:29:13,126 [kids] Mrs. Salinas. 1763 01:29:13,209 --> 01:29:16,001 -I missed you. Come meet Cole! -[Mia] Yes! 1764 01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:18,793 -[kid 1] Can I hold the baby? -[Kabir] He's so tiny. 1765 01:29:18,876 --> 01:29:20,001 Only one baby. 1766 01:29:20,084 --> 01:29:23,209 I guess she didn't bury the other eggs deep enough in the sand. 1767 01:29:23,293 --> 01:29:25,584 [indistinct chattering] 1768 01:29:25,668 --> 01:29:27,001 [cheering] 1769 01:29:27,084 --> 01:29:29,876 ♪ Last year of elementary school ♪ 1770 01:29:29,959 --> 01:29:33,293 ♪ I'm, like, so over being a kid ♪ 1771 01:29:34,084 --> 01:29:37,626 ♪ Gonna look in the mirror for stubble ♪ 1772 01:29:38,168 --> 01:29:42,418 ♪ Gonna drink orange juice With the bubbles ♪ 1773 01:29:42,501 --> 01:29:46,001 -♪ I'll say I don't need you ♪ -[shutter clicking] 1774 01:29:46,084 --> 01:29:51,126 [Kabir] ♪ I'll be keeping it steady ♪ 1775 01:29:51,209 --> 01:29:55,709 ♪ I miss you already ♪ 1776 01:29:57,043 --> 01:29:59,751 How are we gonna get through middle school without you? 1777 01:29:59,834 --> 01:30:03,209 You'll be fine. It wasn't me. You did it. 1778 01:30:03,293 --> 01:30:07,376 You trusted someone to hear your problems. That's all we need. 1779 01:30:07,459 --> 01:30:11,918 Remember, everyone's scared. So don't keep it to yourself. 1780 01:30:12,001 --> 01:30:14,209 Find your Leo to talk to. 1781 01:30:14,293 --> 01:30:17,834 It could be your teacher, your mom, your friend. 1782 01:30:17,918 --> 01:30:18,834 Your turtle. 1783 01:30:18,918 --> 01:30:22,668 They're ready to listen. I promise they'll make you feel better. 1784 01:30:24,793 --> 01:30:26,376 [kids chuckle softly] 1785 01:30:30,834 --> 01:30:31,668 [shutter clicks] 1786 01:30:32,334 --> 01:30:33,918 Ms. Malkin! [chuckles] 1787 01:30:34,001 --> 01:30:36,334 Needless to say, you've made your mark here. 1788 01:30:36,418 --> 01:30:40,834 And as I promised, I'm opening up a class for you to run full-time next year. 1789 01:30:42,459 --> 01:30:45,001 Well, thank you, Principal Spahn. 1790 01:30:45,084 --> 01:30:47,209 But I'll need one condition met. 1791 01:30:47,293 --> 01:30:52,959 Whatever class I teach, I want these two alongside me as pets. 1792 01:30:53,043 --> 01:30:55,793 Well, okay. I don't see that being a problem. 1793 01:30:55,876 --> 01:31:00,126 -Look at this. We're going with Malkin. -Change of scenery. Should be good. 1794 01:31:00,209 --> 01:31:03,168 Congratulations, meet your new students. 1795 01:31:03,251 --> 01:31:07,043 -[kindergartners chattering chaotically] -[air horn blaring] 1796 01:31:07,126 --> 01:31:09,376 -Oh God! -Not in the shell! Keep it clean! 1797 01:31:09,459 --> 01:31:11,251 [Leo] Lot of energy. 1798 01:31:11,334 --> 01:31:13,959 This is good, we're finally gonna learn the alphabet! 1799 01:31:14,043 --> 01:31:15,751 -[Squirtle] Oh my God! -[Leo] Yeah! 1800 01:31:17,126 --> 01:31:19,126 ["When It's Us" playing] 1801 01:34:17,293 --> 01:34:18,126 [song ends] 1802 01:34:18,209 --> 01:34:20,209 -[whirring] -[yelps, grunts] 1803 01:34:22,126 --> 01:34:24,126 [lively music playing] 1804 01:34:35,376 --> 01:34:36,209 [Leo yelps] 1805 01:34:47,793 --> 01:34:50,668 [kindergartner babbles, thumps, then babbles again] 1806 01:35:01,584 --> 01:35:03,584 [transitions into upbeat jazz music] 1807 01:36:03,751 --> 01:36:09,668 [jazz crescendos] 1808 01:36:09,751 --> 01:36:10,584 [music stops] 1809 01:36:10,668 --> 01:36:12,668 [gentle lullaby music playing] 1810 01:36:51,251 --> 01:36:52,168 [music stops] 1811 01:36:52,251 --> 01:36:54,251 [jazzy adventurous music playing] 1812 01:37:27,668 --> 01:37:28,501 [music stops] 1813 01:37:30,001 --> 01:37:32,001 [mellow synth music playing] 1814 01:38:03,501 --> 01:38:04,334 [music stops] 1815 01:38:04,418 --> 01:38:06,418 [amusing music playing] 1816 01:38:32,584 --> 01:38:33,418 [music stops] 1817 01:38:34,293 --> 01:38:36,293 [high-spirited song plays] 1818 01:38:43,626 --> 01:38:49,126 [Zane] ♪ Last year of elementary school Last year of bein' a kid ♪ 1819 01:38:49,209 --> 01:38:52,126 ♪ Being on top ♪ 1820 01:38:52,209 --> 01:38:54,876 [Cole H.] ♪ I'm gonna go out swingin' ♪ 1821 01:38:54,959 --> 01:38:58,459 ♪ Toy soldiers Dippin' Dots, fun-size bars ♪ 1822 01:38:58,543 --> 01:39:02,459 ♪ Slip 'N slides Fart noises, chicken stars ♪ 1823 01:39:02,543 --> 01:39:06,293 ♪ Until they tell me to stop ♪ 1824 01:39:06,376 --> 01:39:12,584 [Anthony] ♪ Last year of elementary school Biggest kid on campus, I got it made ♪ 1825 01:39:12,668 --> 01:39:15,876 ♪ Sit down, son! I own all you dorks ♪ 1826 01:39:15,959 --> 01:39:19,376 ♪ I'm so stoked I was held back in third grade ♪ 1827 01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:22,251 [Jayda] ♪ Okay, okay So we will not invite Cara ♪ 1828 01:39:22,334 --> 01:39:23,918 [Skyler] ♪ Oh my God, I hate her ♪ 1829 01:39:24,001 --> 01:39:27,126 -[Jayda] ♪ Sabrina's kind of cool ♪ -[Skyler] ♪ We do not do fourth-graders ♪ 1830 01:39:27,209 --> 01:39:30,709 -[Jayda] ♪ We make a list of friends? ♪ -[Skyler] ♪ Yes, with no weirdos on it ♪ 1831 01:39:31,209 --> 01:39:33,043 -[Jayda] What about Summer? -[Logan] She's nice. 1832 01:39:33,126 --> 01:39:34,084 [Skyler] Uh, vomit. 1833 01:39:35,584 --> 01:39:38,668 [Kabir] ♪ Last year of elementary school ♪ 1834 01:39:38,751 --> 01:39:41,543 ♪ This is the year people talk to me ♪ 1835 01:39:41,626 --> 01:39:45,084 ♪ The year someone says, "How are you?" ♪ 1836 01:39:45,168 --> 01:39:48,084 ♪ It's been three years Since I joined the school ♪ 1837 01:39:48,168 --> 01:39:50,418 ♪ I'm due I'd say I'm due ♪ 1838 01:39:50,501 --> 01:39:53,293 [male singer] ♪ We think you're due too ♪ 1839 01:39:53,376 --> 01:39:55,459 -[alarm clock beeping] -[Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 1840 01:39:55,543 --> 01:39:57,668 [smart speaker] ♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪ 1841 01:39:58,209 --> 01:40:01,834 [Mia] ♪ I just can't wait to go back It's the first school day ♪ 1842 01:40:01,918 --> 01:40:05,543 ♪ And both Mom and Dad are gonna take me there ♪ 1843 01:40:06,584 --> 01:40:10,043 ♪ That's not allowed in the house Is what the lawyers say ♪ 1844 01:40:10,126 --> 01:40:14,959 ♪ But he gives me a big hug Right on the front stairs ♪ 1845 01:40:16,001 --> 01:40:18,793 -[alarm clock beeping] -[Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 1846 01:40:18,876 --> 01:40:22,168 [Mr. Wiseki] ♪ Cole, you have to get up On your own this year ♪ 1847 01:40:22,251 --> 01:40:25,126 -[Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪ -[Mr. Wiseki] ♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪ 1848 01:40:25,209 --> 01:40:26,876 [smart speaker] Way to be strong, Dad. 1849 01:40:27,918 --> 01:40:32,918 [Eli] ♪ Lessening They say my nut allergies are lessening ♪ 1850 01:40:34,751 --> 01:40:41,126 ♪ Once the immune boosters kick in I can try the kung pao chicken ♪ 1851 01:40:42,209 --> 01:40:45,418 [Mrs. Salinas] ♪ Welcome, fifth graders Go right through this door ♪ 1852 01:40:45,501 --> 01:40:50,293 ♪ 'Cause this year your homerooms Are on the second floor ♪ 1853 01:40:50,376 --> 01:40:51,584 [Cole H.] The big time! 1854 01:40:52,418 --> 01:40:54,626 [Mrs. Salinas] ♪ Please don't step On the kindergartners ♪ 1855 01:40:54,709 --> 01:40:57,293 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 1856 01:40:57,376 --> 01:41:00,501 [Zane] ♪ Last year Of sleeping with a night light ♪ 1857 01:41:00,584 --> 01:41:03,793 [Jayda] ♪ Last year Of not spelling "dessert" right ♪ 1858 01:41:03,876 --> 01:41:06,793 [Anthony] ♪ Last year Of dominating recess ♪ 1859 01:41:06,876 --> 01:41:09,793 [Mia] ♪ Last year Of T-shirts with a princess ♪ 1860 01:41:09,876 --> 01:41:12,834 -[Eli] ♪ Mom's food at lunchtime ♪ -[Cole H.] ♪ Pockets filled with slime ♪ 1861 01:41:12,918 --> 01:41:16,626 -[Cole W.] ♪ Of temporary tattoos ♪ -[Summer] ♪ Of dyeing my Bichon blue ♪ 1862 01:41:16,709 --> 01:41:19,584 [all kids] ♪ Last year And what we do in grade five ♪ 1863 01:41:19,668 --> 01:41:26,543 ♪ Will decide the rest of our lives ♪ 1864 01:41:27,043 --> 01:41:30,043 -[song ends] -[drone humming] 1865 01:41:31,793 --> 01:41:35,959 -[indistinct chattering] -[kindergartner babbles, thuds] 1866 01:41:36,043 --> 01:41:37,834 [continues babbling]