1 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:08,174 [elevator bell dings] 2 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,218 [upbeat electronic music playing] 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,387 [maid] Good morning. 4 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,557 Got breakfast! 5 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:30,405 Come here. Is this too much for opening night in Vegas? [chuckles] 6 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,531 Like you care. 7 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:33,199 - [softly] I do care. - Oh, shh! 8 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,702 - [gasps] They're on. - [man on TV] ...dropping this evening. 9 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,829 And speaking of temperatures, look who I have here. 10 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,415 The hot new stars of Bash Howard’s GLOW. 11 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:43,918 - [both squeal] - With me are Liberty Belle, and, uh-oh, 12 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,755 this doesn’t look good: Zoya the Destroya. 13 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:47,881 - [growls] - [chuckles] 14 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:50,133 Ladies, how are you enjoying Vegas so far? 15 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:55,180 Well, as the great American Elvis Presley once said, “Viva Las Vegas.” 16 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,308 Hmm. More like, "Viva Las Died On The Toilet." 17 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,643 [Ruth, in Russian accent] ...delightful capitalist town. 18 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,937 One of your decadent neon lights 19 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,815 could... could power entire Soviet village. 20 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:10,070 And yet, even we can afford clothes to cover women’s nipples. 21 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:11,529 [laughs] 22 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,783 - [man] Have you guys been to the casino? - Well, I like blackjack. 23 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,785 [chuckles] We... Just don’t bet on red. 24 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,662 - That’s roulette. - Chess is far superior 25 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,057 - to this blackjack. - [knock at door] 26 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,750 - It's open. - [Ruth] Whole game is what, count to 21? 27 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,187 - Did I miss anything? - [Debbie] At least we can count to 21... 28 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,838 They’re just plugging the show, making up things about gambling. 29 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,649 - [chuckles] - [Debbie] ...today is such a proud day 30 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:31,674 for our country. 31 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,158 [man] You're right. Speaking of, I think we’re getting close. 32 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,971 - Hey... - I’m being told we’re about a minute away. 33 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,933 - Hey. Wake up! - [Ruth speaking indistinctly] 34 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,101 You're gonna miss it! 35 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,936 [groans] 36 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,854 It's a once-in-a-lifetime event. 37 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,942 What about Yuri? Dog, Laika? 38 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,112 Well, you keep launching your puppies. 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,323 We are sending schoolteachers into space, 40 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:58,993 because here in America, we believe in, well, dreamin' big. 41 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,454 God bless the, uh... What was it? Oh, yeah. 42 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,623 The US Challenger. 43 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,084 Why you so proud of Challenger? 44 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:09,295 "Challenger" means second place. Is terrible name. 45 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,965 - [laughs] Good one, Ruth. - [chuckles] 46 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:15,135 [man] Okay, ladies, it's time. Let's go live to the Challenger. 47 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,971 [mission control] T-minus 15 seconds. 48 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,557 - [gasps excitedly] I love this part. - [chuckles] 49 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,202 - I'm not even sure where they're going. - They're going to space. 50 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,786 - Yeah, but, like, where in it? - [mission control] Seven, six... 51 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,856 We have main engine start. 52 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:31,109 - Four, three, two, one... - [engines roaring] 53 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,153 - ...and liftoff! - [both chuckle] 54 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:36,573 [mission control] Liftoff of the 25th Space Shuttle mission, 55 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,408 and it has cleared the tower. 56 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,536 [Ruth] Bye-bye. Hope you don't run out of gas. 57 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,246 [Debbie] At least we can afford it. 58 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,958 Gosh, would you look at that glorious display of American genius? 59 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:50,128 Soaring across the sky. Hey, it's like a shootin' star. 60 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:54,007 That puny rocket look like child toy. 61 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,884 It's probably not even real. 62 00:02:55,967 --> 00:03:00,388 It's pretend, like your Ronald Reagan Star Wars. 63 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,808 I spit on this Challenger mission. [pretends to spit] 64 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,144 And who is this Christa? 65 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,313 She is high school educator? 66 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:13,735 What she going to do? She going to chaperone prom on rocket ship? 67 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:19,282 Maybe I Challenge-r crew to chess game, how is that? 68 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:22,535 - Then we see who is really superior brain. - [concerned murmuring] 69 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,620 - Ruth. - [man] Oh, dear. 70 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:24,703 [quietly] What? 71 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,415 [in normal voice] Oh, my God. 72 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:32,794 [man] It's unbelievable. 73 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,803 Okay, can we... can we cut? 74 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,764 We need to cut. 75 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,600 ["The Warrior" playing] 76 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,519 ♪ Oh ♪ 77 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,565 ♪ Feeding on ♪ 78 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,275 ♪ Your hungry eyes ♪ 79 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,904 ♪ I bet you're not so civilized ♪ 80 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,991 ♪ Break out of captivity ♪ 81 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:05,995 ♪ And follow me, stereo jungle child ♪ 82 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,830 ♪ Love is the kill ♪ 83 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,958 ♪ Your heart's still wild ♪ 84 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,752 ♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪ 85 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,087 ♪ Bang, bang! ♪ 86 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,005 ♪ I am ♪ 87 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,089 ♪ The warrior ♪ 88 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,094 ♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪ 89 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,472 ♪ And heart to heart, you'll win ♪ 90 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,518 - ♪ If you survive ♪ - ♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪ 91 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,602 ♪ Bang, bang ♪ 92 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,897 ♪ I am the warrior ♪ 93 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:37,026 ♪ Yes, I am the warrior ♪ 94 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:41,114 ♪ And victory is mine ♪ 95 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:45,576 - ♪ Shootin' at the walls of heartache ♪ - ♪ The warrior ♪ 96 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,620 ♪ I am the warrior... ♪ 97 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:51,541 Come on, don't worry. It was only the local news. 98 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,376 Yeah, it wasn’t that bad. 99 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,462 I made fun of a national tragedy on live TV. 100 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,382 You were just being a good heel. 101 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,843 And... we don't know if it's a tragedy. 102 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:03,052 Maybe they survived. 103 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:07,015 The shuttle plunged into the ocean. They’re dead. 104 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,766 What’s wrong with CNN? 105 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,977 Why do they keep replaying something this sad? 106 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,062 [phone ringing] 107 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,360 - Hello? - [Russell] Hey, is she there? 108 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,528 Oh, hey. 109 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,160 [clears throat] Hey. 110 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,746 What a fucking morning. Were you watching? 111 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,246 Yep. [swallows] 112 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,000 - Are you okay? - Not really. [sighs] 113 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,793 So happy you're comin' tonight. 114 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,088 Yeah, so, about that, um... 115 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,591 I got called in to work. 116 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,845 KDTV needs "man on the street post-tragedy" coverage. 117 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,592 They’re paying me overtime, 118 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:50,308 which should cover the cost of our last phone bill. 119 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:53,644 I'm sorry. 120 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,772 I really wanted to be your date for opening. 121 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,483 That's okay. Go work. 122 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,443 I’ll call you later. 123 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:02,820 Good luck tonight. 124 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,489 [receiver clicks] 125 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,369 They’re not still gonna open the show tonight, right? 126 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,372 All right, so we’re at a standstill here? 127 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,142 - I’ve got 40 cues to work through. - I’ve never been in this position. 128 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,806 I don't know the right call, so I called the entertainment director 129 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:20,022 - to see what the other shows are doing. - [Debbie] I don't care. 130 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,423 I say we push opening night by a few days. 131 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,009 Can we do that? 132 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,773 Yeah, we’re the producers. We’re not running things by Glen anymore. 133 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,699 We push so we’re not the show that danced on the graves of the astronauts. 134 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:34,394 Mm-hmm. Yes. But let’s also run it by Sandy. Hi! 135 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:35,937 - Thank you. - Yes, ma'am. 136 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,021 [quietly] Get up! 137 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:38,856 Oh, what a morning. 138 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,859 I almost crashed my car listening to it on the way in here. 139 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,404 - How are you all holding up? - Everyone’s pretty upset. 140 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,697 Well, it is a fucking tragedy. 141 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,033 And on opening night. I mean, it’s a tough call. 142 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,577 You know, I was here when the MGM fire happened. 143 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,079 Eighty-five people killed. 144 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,164 The entire town was devastated. 145 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,667 Guests literally suffocated in their beds. 146 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,728 - [Bash] Mm-hmm. - [Sandy] But when the dust cleared, 147 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,796 my old dance captain, Fluff LeCoque... 148 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,839 - I don’t know if you know Fluff, but... - Mm-hmm. 149 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:06,217 Anyway, Fluff walks into the theater, 150 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,845 [takes a deep breath] she takes a deep breath, and she says, 151 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,431 “Well, it doesn’t smell like smoke in here.” 152 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,849 [both laugh] 153 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,475 And you know what? They were back 154 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,269 - on the stage the next night. - [Sam] Hmm. 155 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:17,937 That's terrible. 156 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,231 No. That’s Vegas, Mrs. Howard. 157 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:23,067 Oh, no, no, no. This isn’t my wife. No, my wife plays the scientist. 158 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,235 I’m Debbie Eagan. 159 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:25,528 Also a producer. 160 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:28,030 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. I... 161 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,950 You know, I’ve been mistaken for somebody's wife so many times, 162 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,495 - you would think that I would know better. - Pfft! Yeah. No, it's me, Debbie, and Sam. 163 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,247 We're like the, uh... [clicks tongue] 164 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,541 ...the... What's the thing with the three, the... 165 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,585 - Cerberus? - What? No. What? What... 166 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,468 - It's a three-headed dog. - Three Musketeers? 167 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:44,505 - There we go. - Oh, Musketeers. 168 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,717 Well, sounds like you have everything under control, so... 169 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,844 - I'll see you tonight. - You a big wrestling fan? 170 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,929 Uh, I'm a big fan of anything that sells out 171 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,514 and gets the people in the casino. 172 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,475 - [Bash laughs] Sandy! - [Debbie] Yeah. 173 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:57,977 Hey, great. So we're on, as planned. 174 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,521 Meaning you can throw your opening night party, as planned. 175 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,982 Our opening night party. All of our party. 176 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,151 [sighs] 177 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,954 All right, we should reconfirm the guest list. 178 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:12,050 - That’s the spirit! - All right, you get your phone, 179 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,910 - and I'll get the numbers. - [Bash] Great. 180 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:15,912 All right. So, what, 181 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,414 none of you Musketeers want to do any real work? 182 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,709 [Sam] All right, let’s jump to the Biddies entering. 183 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,145 - [upbeat music playing] - [wheels squeak] 184 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:26,255 - [Dawn, in elderly voice] Oh! Yeah! - [Stacey, in elderly voice] Here we go! 185 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,882 I'm in the money! Here we go! 186 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,259 - [Dawn] Jackpot! - [both] Hey! 187 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,261 Who wants to get lucky? But not with us. 188 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,806 - We haven't had sex since the '70s! - [both] The 1870s! 189 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,016 [both] Ha! 190 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,184 Can they even see us? 191 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,560 Hey, paisanos. 192 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,896 How about we light the girls and not the curtains? 193 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:46,609 - [both] Hey! - Oh, we're blinding you with old! 194 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,732 [sighs] You know that stuff you’re always telling us 195 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,489 about how you can’t say MacDeath or whatever in the theater? 196 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,949 Do you think it's true? 197 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,726 Do I think it’s bad luck that a shuttle fell out of the sky 198 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:56,869 on our opening night? 199 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,037 Yes, Jenny, I do. 200 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,415 [Sam] All right, let's cue the Red Scare. 201 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,252 Maybe we should get a Buddhist monk to bless this space. 202 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,295 You know, just in case. 203 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,882 - Sam. - Cue the Red Scare. Come on! 204 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,802 ["Red Square Review" playing] 205 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,457 Oh, this is tremendous. This is great. 206 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,669 Forty-five minutes of people taking off their coats. Let's go, let's go! 207 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:52,008 All right, so we do the match. Do the match. 208 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:54,451 - [Jenny and Stacey yell] - [Dawn] Wait, what are you doing? 209 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,738 - Do the match. - [Dawn] Yeah, Russian. 210 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,640 Yeah, I'm gonna make your bottom red, just like your politics. 211 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,728 I think we should address the Challenger in the show, hit it head-on. 212 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,531 [in normal voice] Why? To make everyone cry? 213 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,983 - Yes. Exactly. For catharsis. - What is that, one of your theater terms? 214 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,527 All right, now let’s kick those Biddies out of the ring. 215 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,487 Yeah. Out of the ring. Out of the show. 216 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,865 Maybe they died in the Challenger explosion. 217 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,617 Stacey, too soon. 218 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:18,909 [Sam] Oh, terrific. 219 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,996 I can't wait to hear this bitching for the next three months. 220 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,664 All right, skipping ahead. 221 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,667 Uh, do the, uh... the double-cross. 222 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,504 Hey, hey, hot pants. Your entrance, a little early there. 223 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,424 - [whistles] Zoya pins Fortune Cookie. - [Jenny yelps] 224 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,385 - [grunts] - Good. And then Bash says... 225 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,555 Yeah, we're all devastated. You should see my fucking sound op. 226 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,808 Nothing. Bash says nothing 'cause he's on the fucking phone. 227 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,560 Is this gonna be all day? 228 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,563 - Looks like Zoya has won the crown. - [Sam] Great. 229 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,273 So, Zoya wins. 230 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,609 [in Russian accent] No one can defeat Zoya. 231 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:54,987 - Everyone here is too much sissy. - "Everyone here is too much sissy." Okay. 232 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,822 ["Red Square Review" playing] 233 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:58,783 [as Liberty Belle] I'll fight you. 234 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,886 - [music stops] - [Sam] Hey. Great job, fellas. 235 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,536 Star-Spangled curtains. 236 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,164 Of course you can bring Siegfried, Roy! 237 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,247 Oh, my God. 238 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,289 [loudly] Well, who is that? 239 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:12,213 Who’s that in the audience? [in normal voice] Yes. 240 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,633 You? Bored housewife in dress? 241 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,737 - [Sam] Okay. Liberty Belle jumps... - ["The Washington Post" playing] 242 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,429 - ...into the ring. - [sighs]Oh, gosh. 243 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,931 [Sam] And defeats Zoya. 244 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,100 [Debbie] Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 245 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,227 - [Sam] Go. Flag. - [Debbie] Oh, my... 246 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,396 - [Sam] Flag, flag. - [Debbie]...God. 247 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,023 [Sam] Flag, flag. 248 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,525 - Oh, yeah. - [grunts weakly] 249 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,527 - [Sam] God bless America. - [grunts] 250 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,736 [Sam] Skipping ahead. 251 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,573 And... déjà vu, Welfare Queen steals the crown. 252 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:44,995 - Okay. - [Sam] Ruth, exit, pursued by a bear. 253 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,082 Yeah. I know a little Shakespeare. How do you like that? 254 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:52,628 Where the hell is Tammé? 255 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,296 [Sam] I don't fuckin' know. 256 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,551 [news report playing on TV] 257 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,390 Hey, Tammé, you're on. 258 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,058 I’ll be there in a second. 259 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,560 What is that? 260 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:10,980 The Florida coast. We’re just staring at the water where they crashed. 261 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,274 I feel like if we keep watching, something might change. 262 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,860 [groans] This is like when my grandma was in a coma. 263 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,405 We all just sat there, like sitting was gonna do something. 264 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:20,573 Sometimes it does. 265 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:21,949 Um, it didn’t. 266 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,076 She loved to keep people waiting. 267 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:27,413 - [Jenny grunts] - Ugh. 268 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,000 - Jenny, there are no windows in here. - [Jenny exhales] 269 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,730 Well, if there were, it'd be much easier to let out the bad energy. 270 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,130 What the fuck are you doing? 271 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,358 - I thought you weren’t superstitious. - [Jenny] I'm not. 272 00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,801 But my aunt once got into this really big car accident, 273 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,094 and my dad said it was 274 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,138 because our living room was painted purple. 275 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:46,140 - Tammé. - [Tammé] Ah! I'm comin', I’m comin'. 276 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:49,560 [man on TV] ...what the cause of this explosion was, so until then... 277 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,020 [electricity crackling] 278 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,440 [sighs] If only I could find the perfect man. 279 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,566 [gasps] 280 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,653 Maybe he’s here... in the audience. 281 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:03,407 Okay, and go “searching for a husband.” Light cue, please. 282 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,659 [heavenly harp plays] 283 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,578 What do you think of Sandy? 284 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,456 I think she’s probably dynamite in the sack. 285 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,916 I don’t like her. 286 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,336 Well, sure. Nobody likes the Ghost of Christmas Future. 287 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,506 I forgot how much I love talking to you. 288 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,759 Hear me out. 289 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,595 We have Britannica, a character in our show 290 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,558 who could easily speak to this morning’s events. 291 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,141 How sometimes even the smartest people get things wrong. 292 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,602 Like, how we thought the world was flat. Or... 293 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,355 - bloodletting. - Ruth, please let this go. 294 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,773 [Ruth] It just happened. 295 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:40,236 And putting on a show is about having a shared emotional experience, so... 296 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,197 it’s Liberty Belle, Britannica, or Zoya, 297 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,908 in an act of genuine Soviet contrition. 298 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,620 Okay. Look, Ruth, I know you made fun of national heroes 299 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,455 as they plunged to their deaths. 300 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,707 And... And you feel guilty, I... I get it. 301 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,960 But unless we make this show a group therapy session 302 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,337 and bring up the house lights, and everybody joins hands 303 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,506 and starts talking about their feelings, 304 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,641 you’re not gonna get what you’re lookin' for. 305 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,931 [drumroll plays] 306 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,141 [cymbals crash] 307 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,351 I found my husband! 308 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,563 You can’t see him, but he’s very attractive 309 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,481 and probably a Mormon. 310 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,235 [Sam] Okay, the schmuck from the audience gets thrown out. 311 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,862 Bash swoops in. 312 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,948 All right, we’re just marking. You don’t have to actually kiss her. 313 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,700 Sam, she’s my wife, 314 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,245 who I get to marry every night, over, and over, and over again. 315 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,597 Hey. Do you think I should wear this 316 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,583 - to the party tonight? - But I thought the party was space-themed. 317 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,795 The party is space-themed. 318 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,464 Debbie, the party is fucking space-themed. 319 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,383 Why is there a theme at all? 320 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,802 Because last week, it seemed like a great idea. 321 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,114 - Well, I can help if... - [Sam] All right, 322 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,765 let's separate Elvis and Priscilla here, 323 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,727 and, uh, get into, uh, position for the battle royale. 324 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,106 - [Jenny] Hey, this is my spot. - [Debbie] Sorry, honey. 325 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,193 - Okay, okay. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. - [Debbie] I'm up, I throw to Jenny, 326 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,320 Woo-hoo! Fall back. 327 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,405 [Stacey] Okay, who gets the crown? [yells] 328 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,758 - [Melrose] Then we... - [Jenny] Here, then you headlock me. 329 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,700 [Melrose] Thanks. 330 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,286 All right, no lighting change, no lighting change. 331 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,956 [Melrose] I go through, and then I'm gonna... 332 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:21,420 You know, can we just skip ahead to... uh, just three left, please? 333 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,298 - What? What order is that? - [Debbie] Last three. 334 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,508 - Okay. - [Yolanda] Junkchain out! 335 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,777 [Melrose] Then I'm gonna do this, 336 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:28,987 - and then... okay. - [Debbie] All right. Okay. 337 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,723 - [Stacey and Dawn] Biddies out! - Okay, let's go with the zip line. 338 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:37,478 - [zip line whirs] - [yelling] 339 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,896 - [line creaks] - Huh... Uh! 340 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,064 Uh... 341 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,482 Oh. 342 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:43,691 Ugh! 343 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,194 It's stuck! 344 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,031 [groans] There's something on the rope. 345 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:52,034 Can you, like, scooch and get over it? 346 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,995 [grunting] No, I... 347 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,456 - [groans in frustration] - Oh, my God, careful. 348 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,219 [exhales] Why don't you just cut me down, and I'll fall from the sky 349 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,462 - like everything else today? - No. Not on my watch. 350 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,382 Just stay there. I'll go get a ladder. 351 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,467 [alarm blaring] 352 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,636 What the fuck is happening now? 353 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,263 Okay, it's a fire alarm. That's a fucking fire alarm. 354 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,891 - Oh, my God! Is it the incense? - [women screaming] 355 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,203 - [Stacey] Oh no! - [Jenny] Where did I leave the incense? 356 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,728 [Sam] Are you fucking kidding me? 357 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,732 - [panicked chatter] - [Yolanda] Just fucking go! 358 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,192 How you doing? 359 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,155 [sirens wailing in distance] 360 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,032 [indistinct chatter] 361 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,867 [inaudible] 362 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,495 I just feel like if any more people die, 363 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:39,123 we should probably throw in the towel, huh? 364 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,326 I don’t smell smoke. Maybe it was just in the kitchen. 365 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,335 Carmen, that’s how the MGM fire got started. 366 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,796 Oh, my God, I set the building on fire. 367 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,799 - I forgot it gets cold here. - Yeah, sand doesn’t hold heat. 368 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,592 - Want my coat? - [Sheila] Mm-hmm. 369 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,968 Ooh! 370 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,888 [crowd cheers and applauds] 371 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,308 [sighs]How many cues do we have left? 372 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,020 Two. And we still have to rehearse the curtain call. 373 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,396 [man] All clear. All clear. 374 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,332 - Everybody can go back inside. - [Cherry sighs] 375 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,816 [Arthie] I need a nap. 376 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,777 - I'm so sorry for the inconvenience. - Thank you. 377 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,322 Please, have a drink and play a little blackjack on us. 378 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,657 [lounge music playing] 379 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,200 These are free? 380 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,578 [Ruth] Merci! 381 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,496 Oh, my God! 382 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,373 Those feathers. 383 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,500 They’re so beautiful. 384 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,210 And tall. 385 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,671 Oh, so you're into tall girls now? 386 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:31,008 I’m into whatever is happening here. 387 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,928 [both chuckle softly] 388 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,644 So sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you. 389 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,439 Oh, hey. Here. One for you. 390 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,732 Oh. [sighs] 391 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,193 Sometimes everyone needs a little reset. 392 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,862 And a little false alarm, too. 393 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,340 - Here you go. - [man] Appreciate it. 394 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,574 Thank you. 395 00:17:56,325 --> 00:18:00,079 Yeah, look, so I know the shows are all here to feed the casino, but... 396 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,742 if you want my girls to do anything other than depress the shit out of people, 397 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:07,544 you're gonna need to do a little better than these one-dollar chips. I mean... 398 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,216 Better? 399 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,094 We’ll see. 400 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,054 - [mouths] - [uptempo lounge music playing] 401 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,809 Hey! Hey, Sam, you can cover those last few cues, right? 402 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,645 - Yeah, I got it covered. - [Ruth] Where did you get those? 403 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,147 It’s an opening-night present from the casino. 404 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,481 [Sam] Hmm. 405 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,151 Ruth, you're with us. Come on, Sam's got it. 406 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,326 [excited chatter] 407 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,495 Does anyone know how to play this game? 408 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,874 Gotta pay to throw. Both dice have to hit the back wall. 409 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,294 Gets a little complicated after that, but just maybe pick a number. 410 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,631 What? They hold classes here every Wednesday. 411 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,383 All right. Four. 412 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,801 Don't... No, not four. 413 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,470 Four is the Chinese 13. 414 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,180 Oh, you're Chinese now? 415 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,224 I’m Chinese-Cambodian. 416 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,686 The Chinese were colonizers all over Southeast Asia. 417 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,272 Asian identity is actually really complex. 418 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,773 All right, eight or... or twelve? 419 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,543 There's no point yet, you're just gonna wanna put it 420 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,069 - on the pass line. Better bet. - Pass line it is. 421 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,075 Oh, um, someone blow. 422 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,035 Oh, no. [chuckles] No way. 423 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,747 Why not? The Fan-Tan slogan. “Your Fortune Awaits," Fortune Cookie. 424 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,542 Oh, you haven’t heard? Jenny carries the curse of the Red Dragon. 425 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,229 [to the tune of the Oriental riff] ♪ Everything she touches turns to shit ♪ 426 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,463 Okay, that’s, like, extra racist, even for you. 427 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,924 You are not cursed. Blow on them and change your luck. 428 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,055 - [blows] - [Debbie] Yeah! 429 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,184 - [Jenny gasps] - [Dawn chuckles] 430 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,852 Craps. Line away. Sorry, ladies. 431 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,394 [Cherry groans] 432 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,565 - Okay. The Cambodian Cooler strikes again. - You need to leave the table. 433 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,818 - [Cherry] Uh, no. No. - [Tammé] No! No, let her stay. 434 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,345 She just can't breathe on nothing. 435 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,739 One more time. Yeah, come on. 436 00:19:58,822 --> 00:19:59,822 All right. 437 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,034 - [croupier] Pass line bets. - All right. Pass line. 438 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,659 Let's go. 439 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,622 - [Reggie] Okay. - [blows] 440 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,666 Come on, mama. 441 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,628 [Jenny squeals] 442 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,296 - Seven. Well done. - I won? 443 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,297 You all won. 444 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,983 - [all cheering] - [big band music playing] 445 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,635 - [Cherry] I won! - Do that again. Exactly the same. 446 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,220 Everyone who bet, bet again. 447 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,846 - [Cherry] Okay. - Okay. 448 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,141 [blows] 449 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,894 [chuckles softly] 450 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,271 [Yolanda] Okay. 451 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,398 Black magic. 452 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,317 Seven. Winner. 453 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,485 [all cheering] 454 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,741 Nobody move! We got a hot table! 455 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,660 Oh, my God, we’re winning money, bitches! 456 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,959 Hey, Perry, any messages for me? 457 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,961 No, sorry. 458 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,172 - Oh, but... Miss Eagan. - Yeah? 459 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,383 Happy opening night. 460 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:04,888 Um, could you have those sent to the GLOW dressing room? Thank you. 461 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,101 Hey, will you come here? I wanna show you one thing. 462 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,576 [Ruth exhales] 463 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,704 [sighs] 464 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:32,457 Oh, come on. I thought seeing our name in lights would cheer you up. 465 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,253 - Technically, it’s Bash’s name in lights. - Well, that would... 466 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,549 explain why no one knows who the fuck I am or what I do. [exhales] 467 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,971 Look, we may never open a show in Las Vegas ever again. 468 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:49,099 Just take a moment and appreciate what is right in front of you, 469 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,350 so you don’t miss it. 470 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,521 Hey, this is me speaking as your producer. 471 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,734 Everyone is up. Don't bring them down into your... 472 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,111 sinkhole of despair. 473 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,157 [car door opens] 474 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,285 Hey. That was fun last night. 475 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,872 No, Todd, I... What did we say? I'm not... I’m working. 476 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:13,998 It's Chad. 477 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,171 [car door closes] 478 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,756 - Really? - Yeah, really. 479 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:25,010 He’s 25. I’m single. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. 480 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,640 God! Please make that cake go away! 481 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,226 Um, can you take this downstairs to the kitchen 482 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,187 and ask them to turn it into some trifles? 483 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,272 - [casino attendant] Right away. - What's a trifle? 484 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,650 Oh, it's like mashed-up cake with berries, custard, and cream. 485 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,905 Unless... you want them to turn it into a penis cake. 486 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:46,740 [exhales] 487 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,409 Give us the room, please. 488 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,411 Thank you so much. 489 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,791 Thank you. Thank you. 490 00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,753 - Look... - [door closes] 491 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:03,465 all we need for a good party is alcohol, drugs, and good people. 492 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,651 - And we’ve got all of those. - I didn't get any drugs. 493 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,845 Well, I did. From the valet. It’s all sorted. 494 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,556 You didn’t have to do that. 495 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,475 Well, it's my party, too, you know. 496 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:17,062 And it’s the first time we’re hosting together. It’s exciting. 497 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,981 These producers I invited tonight, they're... they're legends. 498 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,610 Donn Arden. Jeff Kutash. David Saxe. Who, by the way, is still in high school 499 00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,373 and is somehow already a name in this town. 500 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:30,951 Well, maybe they should make a little room for the new kid on the block. 501 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,204 They were at the gift shop. I bought ten. 502 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,749 My hair looks terrible. 503 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,753 [laughs] You’re bonkers. You look very handsome. 504 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,339 And you’re on the cover. So... 505 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,093 I don’t know why I’m so nervous. I... I’ve thrown a million parties, 506 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,011 but I don’t know these people, 507 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,815 and this isn’t my house, and I don’t have... 508 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,631 I... I don't recognize half the names on the guest list. 509 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:55,808 Okay. 510 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,562 I love meeting new people. 511 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,814 - Uh-huh. - [Rhonda] And I love parties. 512 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,234 And... I love you. 513 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,533 [romantic instrumental music playing] 514 00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:16,746 I thought you weren't sure if you wanted to. 515 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,833 Well, I want to. [chuckles] 516 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:28,884 [laughs] 517 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:32,262 - [both performing vocal exercise] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 518 00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,100 I got you flour-s. 519 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,686 Get it? Like, flour-s. 520 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,397 Like, instead of flowers, I got you flours. 521 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,626 - Like, each individual grain of flour... - You’re the sexiest nerd I’ve ever met. 522 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,693 [Arthie] Thank you. 523 00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:48,153 [both giggle] 524 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,030 Who sent those? 525 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:51,698 You got a man? 526 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,700 Oh, no, those are from Randy. 527 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,995 So, really, they’re from my ex-husband masquerading as my baby. 528 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:00,582 Ernest sent me a box of See’s Candy. No card, but I know it's him. 529 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:01,665 Angel. 530 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,211 Hey. You see this? 531 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,087 [Debbie] Are you kidding me? 532 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,381 I set up this whole photo shoot. 533 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,301 I think they took a million pictures of both of us. 534 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:15,138 [Sam over intercom] Ladies, hello. Hello, Gorgeous Ladies of GLOW. 535 00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:19,809 It’s opening night. And... And listen, you know, I just wanna... [clears throat] 536 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:23,563 I just wanna say that, uh, you... you've all worked very hard... 537 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,358 - [switches intercom off] - Well, I did wanna say something... 538 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:28,818 [takes a deep breath]...to all of you. Um... 539 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:30,778 Ooh! 540 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,325 I wasn’t sure that we could, uh, bounce back after this morning. 541 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,785 What happened this morning? 542 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,165 - The Challenger. - [Reggie] Oh, my God. 543 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:43,416 I forgot about it too. 544 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,811 - Oh, it’s official. We’re assholes. - [Debbie] No, no, no. 545 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,754 You were professionals. 546 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:48,837 You were sad. 547 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,383 But you pulled it together and you did your jobs. 548 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,927 And tonight, thanks to your hard work... 549 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,262 I... I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 550 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:59,182 Can... Can we just take a moment of silence? 551 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:02,143 We’re so lucky to all be here together. 552 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,938 I know we’re not acknowledging anything in the show, but... 553 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:08,066 can we have a moment? Is that okay? 554 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,653 - [Cherry] Yeah. - Sure. [sighs] 555 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,491 [under breath] Okay. [sighs] 556 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,387 - Sorry, I need to put these somewhere. - Shh! 557 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,899 - Bash doesn’t want balloons at the... - Shh! 558 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:32,757 - [Dawn] Shh! - Oh. 559 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,093 We’re having a moment of silence for the Challenger. 560 00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,720 Oh, shit. Sorry. 561 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,014 Um, you can just put them in here. 562 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,238 [Melrose] What's his problem with balloons? 563 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,186 Oh, no, no! Just... Just leave 'em. 564 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,147 Um, they float about, 565 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,910 and floating reminds him of the astronauts. 566 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:49,982 That makes sense. 567 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,235 [takes a deep breath] 568 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,281 [Reggie giggles] 569 00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,035 - Stop. Come on, be respectful. - I'm respectful. 570 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,412 [shrieking and giggling] 571 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:03,830 [Cherry] Shh! 572 00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,666 [shrieking and giggling continuing] 573 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,752 [optimistic instrumental music playing] 574 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:19,304 [giggling and excited chatter] 575 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,684 Alan, looking great. 576 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,102 Pal-ing with Alan. 577 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:30,231 Kutash, I want comps to Splash, all right? I wanna feel the water on my face. 578 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,400 Okay. Hey, looking good. 579 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:37,864 - What the fuck is going on with your hair? - I love this town, I love my wife. 580 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:39,157 How the girls doing, huh? 581 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,840 Uh, they're good. I think they're good. I gave 'em a big pep talk. 582 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,554 - Great. - I think it was my best pep talk. 583 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,138 - I think they're gonna do great. - Hey! 584 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,582 - Oh, hi. - All right. [chuckles] 585 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,626 - Good evening. Hi, there. - [Bash] Hi. 586 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:52,087 God, I love opening nights. 587 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,632 - You're a little underdressed. - Well, I can't fucking watch. 588 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,884 Too many... Too many cues and costume changes. 589 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,302 I'll be out at the bar. 590 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,264 Is that your husband, or grandfather, or... 591 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,809 Gentlemen, this is Bernie Rubenstein. 592 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,437 Bernie Rubenstein, director and choreographer of Rhapsody? 593 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,040 [quietly] The longest running show at the Fan-Tan. 594 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,626 - [in normal voice] What an honor. - Bernie can’t really hear much. 595 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,628 - [loudly] What an honor! - [Sandy] He never misses 596 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:16,486 an opening night. 597 00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:19,489 He’s a good-luck charm. [loudly] Isn’t that right, Bernie? 598 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:20,865 What is this show again? 599 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,868 It's lady wrestlers. You're gonna love it. 600 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,996 Oh! I used to wrestle in high school, you know. 601 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:30,709 [Dawn, as Edna] Hi! Here we are! The showgirls have arrived! 602 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,169 Hey! You know, they used to call me "the slot machine," 603 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:36,173 but they put me out of commission, 'cause they said my slot was too loose. 604 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,091 - Hey! - Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching! 605 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,860 - [laughter] - Can't keep anything in there. 606 00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:43,054 - [laughter and applause] - [Dawn] Man, I'd love to be a call girl, 607 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,490 - [Stacey] Really? - [Dawn] but I can't figure out 608 00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:45,932 how to use the answering machine. 609 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:47,642 - [both] Oh! - [audience laughs] 610 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,646 [Stacey] They asked me to be a lady of the night. 611 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,021 - But I can't stay up past 6:00 p.m. - [both] Oh! 612 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,232 [Dawn] You know, they call me an old bird, 613 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:57,610 but, really, I'd prefer the early bird, if you know what I mean! 614 00:28:57,694 --> 00:29:00,071 [comedy routine continuing indistinctly] 615 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,657 [audience cheers and applauds] 616 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:09,080 Are you ready? 617 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:10,749 I guess. 618 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,377 - It's been a weird day. - [Bash] And, in this corner, 619 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:18,298 - at a combined weight of 227 pounds... - [audience booing] 620 00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:22,969 [door opens] 621 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:26,347 [Sam] Whoa! 622 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,559 - Holy shit. - [Ruth laughs] 623 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,519 Really? It’s okay? 624 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,646 Sheila got it for me at the lost-and-found. 625 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:34,981 And you ruined it. 626 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:38,151 I mean, I don’t need to know that. Now I’m thinking about how it got there. 627 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,779 - You look nice, too. - [Sam] Hmm. 628 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:45,074 Thank you. Wanna have a drink before we go up? 629 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:46,951 [clicks tongue] 630 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:50,371 Fine. Well, just come in and watch me have a drink, then. 631 00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,917 Come on. I got you an opening-night card. 632 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,168 - [Ruth] You did? - No. 633 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:58,213 But I thought about it for a few seconds. Would've been good. 634 00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,505 [laughs] 635 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,513 [Sam] Okay. 636 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:10,517 That's too much. 637 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,727 [Sam] All right. You know, don't finish it, all right? 638 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,311 Cheers. 639 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:21,736 Wow, what a day. 640 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,321 The worst. 641 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:29,202 You know, when I was making my first movie, Robert Kennedy was shot. 642 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,788 - Oh! - Yeah, it was awful. 643 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:35,416 We were all, you know, covered in fake blood and we... 644 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,126 You know, what do you do? We... 645 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,211 We kept working. 646 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:44,843 My dad was watching the launch today with his whole class. 647 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,344 - Science? - Yeah. 648 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:47,971 - Oh! - Eighth graders. 649 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,097 [Sam] Mmm! 650 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,559 Those kids all watched that happen in real time. 651 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,979 Did you, uh, call him? 652 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,523 My dad? No. No. 653 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,026 I knew I’d fall apart if I heard his voice. 654 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:04,654 Had to make it through the day. 655 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:07,531 We did. 656 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:09,909 We’re still here. 657 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:21,921 You wanna go to the party? 658 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,550 Yeah, you bet. 659 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:38,021 - Wow, that's a great dress. - Thank you. 660 00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,857 You guys roommates now? 661 00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:43,192 - Nope. - [chuckles] 662 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,778 Just having a little pre-party drink. 663 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,323 - I have a lot of social anxiety. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 664 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,663 [elevator bell dings] 665 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,178 [Cherry] Hold the elevator! 666 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:13,598 Thank you. 667 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,435 This is lovely. Gonna be so... Oh, you look great. 668 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,163 - [Cherry] Look at you! - [Sam] Look at you. 669 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,564 [Stacey] Oh, my God, this is gonna be so much fun. 670 00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,982 [excited chatter] 671 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,360 Hold it, hold it, hold it! Thank you! 672 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,445 - Hey, Zora! - Wow! 673 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:30,490 - [Melrose] Oh, this old thing? - [laughter and excited chatter] 674 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,409 ♪ Tell me, when will you be mine? ♪ 675 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,160 [Melrose] Hurry up! 676 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:41,000 ♪ Tell me, quando, quando, quando ♪ 677 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,171 What are you doing down here? 678 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,974 I ran down so I could ride up with you guys. 679 00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,716 [all] Awww! 680 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,512 All right, let me out. Just... I can't take it. Seriously. 681 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:55,682 - I'm gonna... I'm taking the stairs! - Sam, come on. We can fit! 682 00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,767 [indistinct chatter] 683 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,853 ♪ Tell me, quando, quando, quando ♪ 684 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,605 Penthouse. Going up. 685 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:07,652 ♪ You mean happiness to me ♪ 686 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:13,491 ♪ Oh, my love, please tell me when ♪ 687 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:19,539 ♪ Every moment's a day ♪ 688 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:25,169 ♪ Every day seems a lifetime ♪ 689 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:30,425 ♪ Let me show you the way ♪ 690 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:36,305 ♪ To a joy beyond compare ♪ 691 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,475 ♪ I can't wait a moment more ♪ 692 00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:45,690 ♪ Tell me, quando, quando, quando... ♪