1 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:10,093 - Wait! What is this? Is this real? - Yeah, seriously! 2 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,931 - This is real curriculum? - Yes, it's called "Family Living." 3 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:17,726 "Family living?" That's a class? 4 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,686 Oh, yeah. And it's mandatory. 5 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,981 They make you get fake-married and take care of a plant 6 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,858 and make a household budget. 7 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,068 God, I miss high school. 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,795 Whatever. It's all regressive bullshit. 9 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,759 There's more girls than guys in the class, 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,760 so they gave every husband two wives. 11 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,867 Ooh! Teen polygamy! 12 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,912 And now I gotta meet with her teacher because she's failing this class 13 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,747 that shouldn't exist in the first place. 14 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:42,125 I'm not failing. I'm getting a "D." In protest. 15 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,044 Oh, right. Right. 16 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,339 Oh, I can help clean up. 17 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,062 - No, no. - You can barely walk. 18 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,348 Thanks for inviting me to family dinner. 19 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,476 Oh, it was Justine's idea. I think she wanted a buffer. 20 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:05,190 Well, it's a nice way to spend our last night before our last week. 21 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,445 Can't believe families do this every night, right? 22 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:14,324 Oh, Justine, I left two dresses in your room from Jenny. 23 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,993 You need to pick one for Winter Formal. 24 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:20,038 I'm not getting dressed up. Billy and I are going ironically. 25 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,124 What? 26 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,793 You're back together with Billy? 27 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:26,961 We never broke up. 28 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:35,971 Hey, I'm gonna leave those dresses here in case you change your mind. 29 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,556 I won't. Good night. 30 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,682 Night. 31 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,562 All right, all right, all right. 32 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,025 - Okay? - Thanks. 33 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:56,700 Whoa. You made it... 34 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,494 to the couch. 35 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,916 Can you give me a ride back? 36 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,199 I don't know. Only if you're comfortable 37 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,320 with a very tired drunk driver. 38 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,840 You know what? Why don't you just stay here? 39 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:15,886 I can kick Justine out of the guest room. She can sleep outside. 40 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:16,969 - No! - And you can... 41 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,806 I'm good with the couch. See? I'm already here. 42 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:20,890 Yeah? 43 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,688 I'm gonna just put these away, get this going. 44 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,691 That was pretty good. Oh, wait. 45 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:38,283 Yeah, this is better. 46 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,744 Thank you. 47 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,053 Justine! Turn down the fucking music! 48 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,013 It's not that loud! 49 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,808 Sounds like someone's being murdered by a trash compactor! 50 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,685 Ruthie's trying to sleep! 51 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:08,780 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 52 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,777 Gregory! We leave in a week. 53 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,279 Would it kill you to put out a decent continental breakfast? 54 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:18,156 Or at least give us cups? 55 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:22,411 It's beautiful muffin meal. 56 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:28,208 I'll give you cups when you bring the plunger. 57 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,795 Oh! I can't believe it's ending! I love all of you. 58 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:32,963 I love all of you. 59 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,715 You're like my family. 60 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,467 How many of those have you sold? 61 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,594 Fifty. Cash money. 62 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,347 On my way to buy Earnest a new computer. 63 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,891 All part of my contingency plan. 64 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,643 Gotta think ahead, you know. 65 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,770 'Cause everything ends. 66 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,565 What's the plan, exactly? 67 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,359 Acting class. 68 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,979 Then, pitch my own TV show to K-DTV 69 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,480 and become the next Whoopi Goldberg! 70 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,742 I want to take an acting class. 71 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,679 Okay, you can tag along, 72 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,400 if you help put little leotards on my little queens. 73 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,169 Anyone want an application for The Limited? I picked up a few. 74 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,755 - Keeping my options open. - Ooh. 75 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,440 We'll all find something. 76 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,134 And Sam's very loyal. You'll see. 77 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,596 He'll keep calling you up to play a hyper-sexual cannibal alien 78 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,848 in a desert or some shit. 79 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,017 Oh, it sounds great. I can't fucking wait for that. 80 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,100 Britannica? 81 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,480 - Oh. - Britannica! 82 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,607 - What is it? - Cupcake! 83 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,441 Britannica. 84 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:37,920 Which one's this one again? 85 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,338 Cupcake is the one who bakes for her. 86 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:42,699 Not to be confused with the one who sends her chest hair clippings. 87 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,284 I'll miss you after next week. 88 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,954 But Britannica will live in your brain forever and always. 89 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:50,499 Oh, no, no, no, no. This can't end. 90 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:57,172 Britannica, I want to be there for you. For everything from A to Z. 91 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,092 Will you marry me? 92 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,804 You're too much! 93 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,764 I'll see you at the match. 94 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,098 I'll blow you a kiss. 95 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,850 Wait. So, is that a "maybe?" 96 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:10,811 Go home, Cupcake! 97 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,980 Go make a strudel or something. ¡Vale! 98 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,982 - I love you. - ¡A fuera! 99 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,776 Okay. I'm going. 100 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,946 - Rhonda has a stalker! - I know! 101 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,241 Why don't I have a stalker? 102 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,583 Ugh. 103 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,387 Can I help you? 104 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,682 I'm Rosalie Biagi. I'm looking for my daughter. 105 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,101 What was all that fucking noise? 106 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,063 I'm the fucking noise. 107 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,691 I'm here for my kid. 108 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,275 Oh. 109 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,653 Yeah, hi. I'm Sam. 110 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,196 I know who you are. 111 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:04,948 Where's Justine? 112 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:07,993 Justine! 113 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,913 I'm staying here! 114 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:16,585 - No, you're not! - Yes, I fucking am! Oh, my God! Stop! 115 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,962 I had sex with that woman 17 years ago, 116 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,257 and now she's in my house, yelling at my daughter. 117 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,217 That's your family. 118 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,827 God! It's not like you give a shit where I am when I'm home. 119 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,222 You've got Brad. And Brad's dumb kids. 120 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,725 They are not dumb, they're shy. 121 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,686 Oh, my God! Fine! Whatever! Then you can live with them! 122 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,521 - I'm staying here! - They're so loud! 123 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,314 You're loud! 124 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,401 I should go. I can get a cab. 125 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,778 No, don't! You can't. 126 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,198 I'm gonna say all the wrong shit, at the wrong time. 127 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,409 And then I'm gonna lose her. 128 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,704 And I don't want to lose her. 129 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,182 ... then fucking hate me, all the way fucking home, 130 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,917 in the fucking car! 131 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,716 Hey! Hey! 132 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:09,846 What are you fucking looking at? 133 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,768 I'll stay, but you should put on pants. 134 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:24,986 - So these are all buyers? - Syndicators. Cable packagers. 135 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,698 We are gonna sell GLOW to stations all across the country. 136 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,993 We got a format that belongs to us, after next week. 137 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,371 So we just gotta find someone who appreciates innovation. 138 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,830 - Yeah, fuck K-DTV! - Right. 139 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,374 They were too small a pond for us. 140 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,000 So we have a booth? 141 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:44,547 Lucky 225. And you are our secret weapon. Star. Producer. Bombshell! 142 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,896 Did you bring a bikini? 143 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,416 I asked you if you wanted me to come as Liberty Belle, 144 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,067 and you said it would be unprofessional. 145 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,528 Hollywood Squares, Booth 24. Champagne? 146 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,114 Oh! Thank you. 147 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,450 Wow. 148 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,089 Here we are! 149 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,224 Let's just skip the humiliation and go right to getting drunk 150 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,642 at the Hollywood Squares booth. 151 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,370 Okay, you know what? Forget the booth, okay? 152 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,474 We've got everything we need right here on this tape. 153 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,401 We have no way to show them what is on the tape. 154 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,358 These people have headphones, monitors. 155 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,658 Okay, have you seen Muppets Take Manhattan? 156 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,285 No. 157 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,205 Oh! Oh, Debbie. 158 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,542 Come here. Let's go, Debs. 159 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,625 Yours? 160 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,211 Mine. Yours? 161 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:06,628 Mine. 162 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,899 - Mine. - Yours. 163 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,300 - Mine. - Yours. 164 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,383 Hey, guys... 165 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:12,468 Mine! 166 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,764 Ah! You gave it to me. 167 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,142 So I could have sex. I did not have sex. So the deal is off. 168 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,811 You're just jealous because I have a boyfriend. 169 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,564 Ooh, I'm gonna find out when you work at The Limited. 170 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,442 I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna try on everything. 171 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,361 Actually, Jenny, maybe I will grab one of those applications. 172 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,446 Yes! 173 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,175 Oh my, God! If you guys work at The Limited and we work at the salon, 174 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:37,053 - we'll all be working at the mall! - We can eat lunch at the food court! 175 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,060 Yes! 176 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,121 I can't answer this first question. 177 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,165 You don't know your name? 178 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,599 No! What's a Social Security number? 179 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,550 You don't have a Social Security number? 180 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,460 How are you even working, like, right now? 181 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,049 Well, what info did you put on the paperwork for the show? 182 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,176 I think I just left that part blank. 183 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,928 - Rhonda. - Rhonda. 184 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:57,388 You guys, it's fine. Okay? 185 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,933 I'm just... I'm a little bit "off the grid," you know? 186 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,016 Oh, try "illegal." 187 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,019 Did you kill someone in England? 188 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,105 I just like it here. I want to stay. 189 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,149 You need to go to the British Consulate or whatever 190 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,151 and like, get a visa. My uncle Timmy did it, 191 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:13,113 and he barely speaks English. Now he owns, like, four doughnut shops. 192 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,033 I don't know. I've gotten this far without an American ID. 193 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,660 I got this job, didn't I? 194 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,079 Not everyone's as dumb as Bash. 195 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:24,290 The Limited is serious, okay? It's a very well-run company. 196 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,708 You're gonna need ID. 197 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,392 Just go! Just go to the Consulate. It's gonna take, like, an hour. 198 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,924 Fine! I really think you people are making too big a deal over this. 199 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,552 Americans love British people. 200 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,012 They love us! We get exceptions. 201 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:39,699 Hello! I'd like a visa. 202 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:43,120 I've worn my gold suit to the Consulate. 203 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,699 So, Kermit goes into Sardi's and replaces 204 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,272 Liza Minnelli's portrait with his own. 205 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,899 How many times have you seen this movie? 206 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,944 Oh, Florian and I saw it like four times in theaters as my research 207 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,028 for my life in the arts. 208 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,739 Anyway, so the rats are underneath the table, 209 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,867 and they're whispering about how great the show is, 210 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,244 and then, they get exposed, and everyone freaks out, 211 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,788 and Sardi's is totally torn apart, and then Liza comes in. 212 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,099 She sees her portrait on the... 213 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,875 Sorry, you want to start a whisper campaign? 214 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,626 - Yes! - Okay, great! 215 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,296 So, let's shut up about the frog. I'll follow your lead. 216 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,426 I need to replace a game show in Prime Access, and it's all retreads. 217 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,219 Gimme a Break is doing well for us, 218 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,637 but what am I gonna come back with? 219 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,640 An hour-long block of Mr. Peepers? 220 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,725 God, I love cheese. 221 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,686 Have you heard about these tapes going around? Was it GLOW? 222 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,819 Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling? Of course! 223 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,355 But it's impossible to get a tape! 224 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,900 They're playing very hard to get. 225 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,736 Though I did hear that King World is interested in GLOW. 226 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,530 Isn't that who bought Wheel of Fortune with 50K 227 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,365 and syndicated it to a million markets? 228 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,699 Sharks. 229 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,579 All right, now listen to me, Joel, okay? 230 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,290 We need to come in high and hot with an offer, all right? 231 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,792 Because GLOW is the hottest show out there. 232 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,837 Yeah. Yeah. I was lucky the producer even took my call. 233 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,174 Yeah, it's... God, what is his name? 234 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,468 It was... It was so cool and fresh. 235 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,513 Oh, it was Bash Howard. It was Bash Howard Productions. 236 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,809 I want to. I wanna buy it. Before those CBS affiliates sniff it out. 237 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,812 Oh, Carol, is it fresh! I mean, it's variety and wrestling. 238 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:12,179 It is like Monty Python meets Laugh-In 239 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,750 meets Miami Vice meets Charlie's Angels. 240 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,111 Anyway, I grabbed the last copy of it. 241 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,573 Sounds like one of those very hip shows on MTV. 242 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,034 I bet we could go national with a property like that. 243 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,001 She's gone. She's gone, and she took the tape. 244 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,045 Great. Let's go to the men's room next. Come on. 245 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,300 And maybe we should all just, you know, sit down and talk. 246 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,512 About what? She's been lying to me for months. 247 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,419 She's been calling me from her dorm room 248 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:47,500 at a performing arts high school. 249 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,310 She's been forging her report cards. 250 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,479 Fuck! That's elaborate! 251 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,540 What, are you proud? 252 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:57,193 No! Well, yeah, maybe. Look, she lies to me, too. 253 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,569 All right? She's got a gift. 254 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,364 Oh, don't do that. Don't be cute. 255 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,574 In my defense, she did tell me you were crazy. 256 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,678 I don't care if she told you that I beat her. 257 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,705 The minute you realize that a child has run away from home, 258 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,540 you call their mother. 259 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,626 Oh, yeah? Well, you know... 260 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,338 You didn't call me, to tell me you were having a kid. 261 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,539 Oh, well, excuse me for not calling the guy 262 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,924 who didn't stay for breakfast! 263 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,762 - I don't think that's what happened. - I asked you if you wanted eggs. 264 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:28,057 You said, "I fucking hate eggs. That was fun." 265 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,351 And then you made the Black Power Fist and you left. 266 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,147 That sounds like a long time ago. 267 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,149 Thanks for the math, Tiny Tim. 268 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,820 Sam has really connected with Justine. 269 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,574 He enrolled her in high school, she joined AV Club. 270 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,284 She has a boyfriend, 271 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,244 who's really sweet. 272 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,872 They're going to Winter Formal tonight. 273 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,332 Yeah. Yeah, this... 274 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,001 This dance is very meaningful for her. 275 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,754 My kid does not go to dances. 276 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,047 Trust me. 277 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:02,091 Yes, I do! Which one should I wear? 278 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,552 - Black one. - Green one. 279 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,472 I agree with your mom. 280 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:17,148 Look. It's one night. And it'll give you two time to catch up. 281 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,900 Who are you? What... 282 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,445 Gonna go make coffee in the kitchen, in case anyone wants. 283 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,744 All right. You're angry. I get it. 284 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,723 All right, but I'm just trying to make up for lost time here, okay? 285 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:36,000 And she's doing good in school except for this one bullshit class. 286 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,045 I have to go and talk to the teacher. You know, she has a curfew. 287 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,423 I'm trying to teach her, you know, what I know about filmmaking. 288 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,550 I'm trying. I'm trying here. 289 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,762 I'll let her go to the dance, and then after that, we're leaving. 290 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:51,557 I'm not gonna indulge in this father-daughter fucking fantasy. 291 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,228 She may want to know you. She doesn't need you. 292 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,620 Oh, my God. 293 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,708 I gotta say, you've really expanded my musical taste. 294 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,795 Yeah. Same. 295 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,464 You can keep that tape, as a memento. 296 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,260 So you don't look back and think this was a... 297 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,471 big, bizarre dream. 298 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,434 We were really good together. 299 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,812 Well... I just followed you. 300 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,856 You're amazing. 301 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,151 Fuck that. Accept the compliment, okay? 302 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,487 You are crazy good dancer, Arthie. 303 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,573 And you're really fun to live with. 304 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,700 You're the coolest. 305 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,492 True. 306 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,706 See how I accepted that? 307 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,170 I don't want this to end. 308 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,089 What if we... 309 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,384 kept living together? 310 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,303 I'd be into it. 311 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,322 I'd rather kill myself than dance to this. 312 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,036 If I leave the dance floor, you're never gonna see me again. 313 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,956 So... We're dancing. 314 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,209 Fuck. 315 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:44,587 I don't want you to go. 316 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,714 I love you. 317 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,841 I love you. 318 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,688 I don't know what to do. 319 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,444 Why don't we just take off? 320 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,948 Run off into the night together? 321 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,031 Yeah. 322 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,661 We can crash in Blake's basement for a few weeks, 323 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:19,914 and then Shitpope has a gig in New York over winter break. 324 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,582 And then, we'll just stay. 325 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,961 Fuck LA, fuck parents. 326 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,172 We can leave tonight. 327 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,188 I've never been to New York. 328 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,529 I know I'm staring, but this is her first boyfriend. 329 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,324 Really? That explains the intensity. 330 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,575 Yeah. 331 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,036 I can't believe she's wearing a dress. 332 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,249 I'm getting married next year. She won't wear anything that I like. 333 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,462 It's just been the two of us for a long time, so it's complicated. 334 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,549 People are complicated. 335 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,508 Not Brad. 336 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,056 It took me a long time to find somebody who is nice and... 337 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,225 uncomplicated. 338 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:27,231 You know, I used to date these guys that just would run so hot 339 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,108 and then so fucking cold! 340 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,862 I never knew where I stood. It was exhausting, you know? 341 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,365 Yeah, I know. 342 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,970 "Chaperone." Me, too. 343 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,975 Were we this lame when we were 17? 344 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,272 I definitely was. You couldn't pay a woman to touch me. 345 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,318 So, what do you do? 346 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,072 I'm the director of a women's wrestling TV show. 347 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,531 You? 348 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,662 I own a small chain of strip clubs. 349 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,748 Although my wife likes me to say that I'm a "small business owner." 350 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,750 Chickie's. 351 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,680 Yeah. "Come for the wings, stay for the breasts." 352 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,336 - You know it? - Yeah, I know this place. 353 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,647 Are you kidding? Yeah, I've been there. 354 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,423 Well, next time you come by, you know, ask for me, Ray. 355 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,091 All right. 356 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,802 I'll do that. 357 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,264 So... which one's yours? 358 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,309 Oh, she's right over there. 359 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,440 I got to go. Excuse me. Sorry, man. 360 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,779 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where you going? 361 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,740 Outside. To smoke. 362 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,201 Billy and I got into a fight. 363 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,787 Hmm. You're lying. 364 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,538 Right? 365 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,915 Catching on. 366 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,713 Billy's got a gig in New York. 367 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,631 I'm done with Rosalie. 368 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,508 She won't let me stay here. 369 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,427 So we're gonna roll. 370 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,138 Really? You're gonna "roll?" You're "rolling?" 371 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,181 What, are you gonna be a roadie? 372 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,807 Come on! 373 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,933 Hey. 374 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,602 Hey, hey, Rosalie. 375 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,815 Fucking Benedict Arnold! 376 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,316 She's your mother, all right? 377 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,485 We're not keeping secrets from each other. 378 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,306 She's trying to leave with Billy. 379 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,742 God damn it, Justine! 380 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,161 You can't control me. I'm almost 18. 381 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,955 I can't do this again, okay? I can't. 382 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,167 You know what? I can. So this is your big idea? 383 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,939 This is your rebellion? You're gonna 384 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:54,940 run away and be someone's girlfriend? 385 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,089 I get it. You don't approve, man. 386 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,425 Who gives a shit whether or not I approve? 387 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,052 Why do you care what I think? Stop caring what I think. 388 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,555 Stop following me around. Stop following Billy around. 389 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,683 You're your own person, right? 390 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,020 Why don't you be your own fucking person then? 391 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,732 Look, I know you want to stay. All right, I want you to stay. 392 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,026 But that might not happen. 393 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,197 That doesn't mean you capsize your future just to make a point. 394 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,538 Where you going? 395 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,045 I'm going to tell Billy that I can't go to New York. 396 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,841 And then I'm gonna smoke pot in the parking lot. Okay? 397 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,792 Don't leave the state. 398 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,477 It's not fair. She listens to you. 399 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,239 Well, yeah. I mean, she hasn't been hearing 400 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,022 my voice for 17 years, you know? 401 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,023 It cuts through. 402 00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,819 Look. 403 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,989 You did a great job, all right? 404 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:08,202 You know, she's smart, strong-willed, self-possessed. 405 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,080 Really. I mean, I couldn't have done it. 406 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,876 Still taking her home with me. 407 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,819 Okay. Fine. Maybe I didn't need you to come. 408 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,654 This DJ is pretty great. 409 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,408 And a Freshman asked me to dance, but I said no. 410 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,243 Oh, you heart breaker! 411 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,746 You want to dance with an adult? 412 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,583 I can't dance! 413 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,835 Come on! You can do a music video about kidnapping, 414 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,671 but you can't get up and pretend to hop around for a second or two? 415 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,754 Come on. 416 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,345 Just lean on me. 417 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,811 Okay. All right. Okay. 418 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,070 All right. 419 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,818 All right, so, fast, slow. Doesn't matter. 420 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,320 I'm gonna do the same moves. 421 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:27,364 - Okay. - All right. Okay. 422 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,206 Did you win over Rosalie? 423 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,416 Well... 424 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,169 She's taking Justine home. 425 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:41,879 I'm sorry. 426 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,140 My ankle hurts! 427 00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,765 All right. You want to sit down, or... 428 00:24:16,770 --> 00:24:17,770 No, I should go. 429 00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,166 Don't go. I'll drive you home. 430 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,002 No, it's Justine's last night. You stay. I'll get a cab. 431 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,419 Ruth? 432 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,546 Ruth? 433 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:46,235 - So, when people call, - Mm-hmm. 434 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:49,154 what do we say? Do you want to buy GLOW? 435 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,490 No, no. We're in the power position. 436 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,367 Okay? They're calling us. 437 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:57,079 So, we invite them to a live taping, we get them even more excited, 438 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,415 and, you know, they'll see other buyers there, 439 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,959 and then we can negotiate from a place of strength. 440 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,336 - Unless no one calls. - Yeah. 441 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:06,880 Oh, my God. Thank God we didn't tell anyone we were coming. 442 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,684 Yeah, it'll be like this day never happened. 443 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,509 Yeah. Just like the show. 444 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:17,057 Hey, at least we got to spend a lovely night together... 445 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,101 getting drunk in Anaheim. 446 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:20,601 Yeah. 447 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,321 Do... Yeah. 448 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,614 Bash Howard Productions. 449 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:34,532 Uh-huh. 450 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,325 Uh-huh. 451 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,911 Okay. 452 00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:40,873 You do? 453 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,375 I mean, of course you do. Yes, great. Terrific. 454 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,712 Well, we are having a live taping next week. 455 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,297 Well, it's our final show. 456 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:51,884 Then, we will reserve you a seat. 457 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,470 Uh-huh. Same address that's on the tape. 458 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,472 Yep. Seven o'clock. Okay 459 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,682 Okay. Great. Yes. You too. 460 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,644 Who was that? 461 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:05,606 Fuck! Uh... 462 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,231 Joe. 463 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,399 John, Joe. 464 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,360 Um... 465 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,654 He programs for the Chicago market... 466 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,239 "Joe Chicago!" 467 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,913 Next time, you need to get a name. 468 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:22,956 Okay, okay. Write that down. 469 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:28,796 - Whoo-hoo! Joe Chicago! - Joe Chicago. 470 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,633 Your turn. Here. Red button! Red button! Red button! 471 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,796 Pick up the pen. Pick up the pen. 472 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,056 Bash Howard Productions. 473 00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,474 Good. 474 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,727 Mr. Howard is on the other line with Chicago. 475 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:44,936 Hold, please. 476 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,235 We better have a good show if we are inviting buyers. 477 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,486 Carmen is on it. 478 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:56,990 Smoke that bong! 479 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:58,659 I did a drug! 480 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:02,996 All right, all right! Pipe down, pipe down. 481 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,958 So, is this team meeting about the finale ideas happening? 482 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,543 'Cause if it's not... 483 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:11,130 gimme that bong! 484 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,632 You guys! Cherry Bong! 485 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,720 Cherry Bong! 486 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:23,100 Oh, no. I'm saying no to drugs. Fuck that! 487 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,394 Why are you being such a drag today? 488 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,397 Oh, fuck off, Jenny! Because I'm sad! 489 00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:34,528 Okay. What if GLOW was the most exciting part of my life, 490 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:36,697 and now it's over? 491 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:39,615 Dummy... 492 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:44,288 Look, no matter what happens... 493 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:48,125 Your life will always be exciting because you're totally psycho. 494 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,253 Keep the jacket. 495 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,548 Oh, I will. Because it's mine. 496 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,896 Rhonda, what are you doing? 497 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,772 - Packing up. - Why? What's going on? 498 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,799 I took your great advice, 499 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,441 and I went to the consulate, and then they sent me 500 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,779 to the immigration office, and now I have 501 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,445 30 days to leave the country! 502 00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:19,114 - You're being deported? - Asked to leave. 503 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,782 And if I don't, deported. Yes. 504 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:24,119 Oh, sweetie! We'll go back with you tomorrow and we'll fix it. 505 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,371 You can't! I'm on the records. 506 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:29,124 Okay? I can't believe I listened to you guys! 507 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,419 I was getting by just fine by myself, like I always do. 508 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,715 And now, I have to go back to my alcoholic parents 509 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,927 in Bromley and have frizzy hair and be miserable! 510 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,558 Anyway, goodbye forever. 511 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,020 She just has to marry an American. 512 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,773 Oh, my God! Cupcake! 513 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:58,487 No! I mean, yes, perfect solution, and no, I don't have a better idea, 514 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,988 but fucking no! No! 515 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,699 Oh, my God! Our final show! 516 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,953 Britannica, heartbroken over Thomas, 517 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,331 finds true love in the arms of her one, number one fan! 518 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:12,709 Pull out all the stops. You guys will get married in the ring. 519 00:29:12,793 --> 00:29:16,588 That is our finale! You guys! I am so high! 520 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:17,756 But this is a great idea. 521 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:22,469 Okay. One: marry Cupcake. Two: get a green card. 522 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:26,390 Three: divorce Cupcake. Four: live happily ever after. 523 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,306 You breaking into my apartment? 524 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:09,974 Oh. 525 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,029 I brought Adam's Rib, 526 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:25,615 Rosemary's Baby and Where's Papa? 527 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:30,078 Which I haven't seen, but also has Ruth Gordon in it. 528 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:31,913 In case you're free. 529 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,125 I'm pretty busy. 530 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,752 Big Saturday night plans. 531 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,504 I only got three tacos, though. 532 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:42,590 I'm not hungry. 533 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,262 I'm really bad at this. 534 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,182 If you can't already tell, like, I've... 535 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:51,891 never had a... 536 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,769 healthy, uncomplicated... 537 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,688 romantic interaction with a man, period. 538 00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:58,564 But... 539 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,984 I want to give this a chance. 540 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,695 You're a nice guy, and... 541 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,157 you've been really consistent, and... 542 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,779 I know that "consistent and nice" just sounds 543 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,960 boring and that's just... 544 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,539 It's like something you say when you don't like 545 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,200 someone's face, but I do... 546 00:31:18,627 --> 00:31:19,627 like your face. 547 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:25,509 I know I should have said something like this weeks ago, but I just... 548 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,428 All this crap got in the way, and then I... 549 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:32,057 I broke my leg and then, you know I have these stupid crutches, 550 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:36,269 - digging in my armpits... - Okay, okay. Just stop! 551 00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,272 You're literally wedged between two steps right now. 552 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:41,942 You're going to kill yourself. Please, let me... 553 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,957 Who needs cheese cubes or bikinis? 554 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,292 'Cause all we need is just good old fashioned producing. 555 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:01,878 I'm gonna send Jim Henson a goddamned gift basket. 556 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:02,962 Mnh-mnh. 557 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,715 You know what you should do? What you should do is send him a tape. 558 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,276 - I bet he'd be interested. - He would! 559 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,428 - Yeah! - This is perfect, for Muppets. 560 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,780 You walk up to Joe... Oh! 561 00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:13,598 - Okay. Here we go. - You do the honors. 562 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:17,811 Bash Howard Productions, this is mega producer Bash Howard speaking. 563 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:22,274 Hi. This is Dr. Shiffron from San Francisco General Hospital. 564 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,985 Is this Sebastian Howard? 565 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,988 Uh... Yes. What's going on? 566 00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:30,679 Are you in a private location? 567 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,658 Or if not, we can set a time and I'll call you back. 568 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,077 No. No, now's fine. 569 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,622 What's this about? Is this about Birdie? Did she... 570 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,834 Did she fall into the lake at the Tonga Room again? 571 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,711 No, it's about Florian Becker. 572 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,422 He passed away this evening. 573 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,300 You're listed as the emergency contact. 574 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:58,059 Uh... That's not... 575 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,729 That's not possible. 576 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:03,982 Sorry, what? How? 577 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:08,361 Well, technically, pneumonia. 578 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,036 Listen, you should also know you may have trouble 579 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,371 finding a funeral home that will take the body. 580 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,792 But if you visit the hospital, we could help make arrangements. 581 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:24,835 Okay? 582 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,439 His mom's name is Eileen, same last name. 583 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,240 They live in Encino. I'm sorry. I can't. 584 00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:15,640 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --