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[man] Please,
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- give a warm Fan-Tan welcome...
- [drumroll]
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...to Carol Channing.
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- [audience applauds]
- [audience member] All right! Yeah!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
as the great Donn Arden once said,
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- "Get out of my office.”
- [audience laughs]
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♪ You haven’t lived
Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪
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♪ It’s like being wed
Without a wedding ring ♪
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♪ Though you’ve climbed the heights ♪
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♪ With your name up in lights ♪
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♪ Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪
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♪ It don’t mean a thing ♪
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♪ Television’s just a passing fancy ♪
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♪ And movie fame is but an empty thrill ♪
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- [speaking indistinctly]
- [entertainer] ♪ Though you’re on top ♪
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♪ Of the heap ♪
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♪ You are nothing but a creep ♪
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♪ Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪
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♪ At the bottom of the bill ♪
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♪ Oh, you may be
The darling of the critics ♪
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [entertainer] ♪ And star ♪
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♪ In Noël Coward’s ♪
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♪ Last play ♪
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♪ On the stage, you’re a hit ♪
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♪ But you are still illegit ♪
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♪ Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪
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♪ The dirty, drafty Fan-Tan ♪
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♪ The Fan-Tan Hotel, south of the... ♪
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♪ Flamingo Wash ♪
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[audience cheers and applauds]
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- Should we maybe talk a little, too?
- Hm.
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I do still think of you as a person,
not just a body.
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I’m so fucking sick of talking to you,
you have no idea.
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Nice digs. It's like an opulent dorm room.
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[Ruth chuckles]
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Yeah, the gold bathroom
is particularly subtle.
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That is a pile of clothes, not Sheila,
in the corner, right?
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- Right.
- [chuckles softly]
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And that's the phone you use
to talk to me.
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And this is where you sit.
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Which wall do you stare at?
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Mm, that one.
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Sometimes that.
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It’s gonna be a rude awakening,
coming home.
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[Ruth] Mm-hmm.
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Am I finally gonna get to see
this infamous apartment of yours?
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- Ruth?
- What?
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Are you gonna kick your illegal sublet
out of the East Hollywood palace?
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Actually, I wanted to talk to you
about that.
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Um, when I get back,
maybe we should look for a place.
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Together?
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Well... yeah. [chuckles softly]
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- I know it’s early, but...
- I mean, it’s...
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it's pretty early.
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Is it? Uh, we talk every night.
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- And don't you...
- Yeah. No, yeah, maybe...
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maybe it... it could work.
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Let’s get up. Let's go do something.
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Come on, show me Vegas.
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[distant disco music playing]
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- What is that?
- [booming disco music playing in distance]
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- [music continues playing]
- [panting] Okay.
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The fuck?
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Ignore it.
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Don’t fuck me to the song.
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[Chad] I can't help it.
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Stop. Stop. No.
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- No. No. Goddammit. Cherry!
- [grunts]
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[disco music blaring]
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[loudly] Hi. It's a little early.
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Little loud.
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I'll turn it down.
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What's going on with you?
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Just starting my day.
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Was he cheating on her?
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I heard he got a big job,
but I don’t know. He left really fast.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Come on, girls. Back to your rooms.
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Yes, Miss Hannigan.
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[elevator bell dings]
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- Hey!
- Hi, Sam.
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Ah! Hey, here he is.
How you doing, Russell?
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Good, man. Just here to see this one.
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You, uh, working out?
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Hey, there’s that cameraman's eye, huh?
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What, you gonna do some sightseeing or...
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Yeah, we’re gonna get something to eat.
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Oh, maybe you should take him
to that steak place. Boss him around.
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- Okay.
- [sighs]
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[Russell chuckles]
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Oh, uh... uh... uh... Let's just...
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- Don't sweat on the suede.
- Okay, okay.
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Didn’t want to maybe shower?
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Well, that would defeat the purpose
of sweating, wouldn't it?
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[Bash] All right, look, business is good,
the show’s doing great.
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We're sold out for the next two weeks.
And if we can keep this up,
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then the three of us stand
to make a lot of money.
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That’s good to know. Maybe I can push
the money into a pile the shape of my son,
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- whose childhood I’m missing.
- [chuckles]
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Okay, well, I don’t really know
what to say to that. Hi, honey!
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- Wow!
- [Rhonda chuckles]
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Don’t mind me. I know you’re having
your cabinet meeting.
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Um, so Kurt has been doing us a favor
while he’s in town,
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but we need a ref for the rest of the run.
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I... I have a list
of available boxing refs,
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uh, including a guy who's reffing bouts
over at Caesar’s,
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but he’s expensive. If anyone cares.
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Man, Keith really fucked us,
leaving without notice like that.
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Fucked us? What about Cherry?
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Why can’t Sam do it?
He already knows the show.
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- [Sam] No.
- That’s a great idea!
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Sam, we can both be in the show, huh?
[growls]
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- [electricity crackles]
- Uh, what the fuck is happening?
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- [man] Uh, Mr. Howard?
- [Bash] Yes?
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If I could have two minutes of your time.
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- [Bash] Sure.
- I'm not just your waiter.
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Uh, my name is Steve Mills. I traffic...
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- [Rhonda gasps]
- ...in magic.
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[exclaims excitedly]
Oh, my God, he traffics in magic.
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Here. I want you to select a card.
Say stop whenever you'd like.
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- Stop.
- [Steve] Take the card.
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- Show your friends.
- [mouthing silently]
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- [Steve] And return the card to me.
- I see it.
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- Okay.
- [Steve] Remember the card.
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- Got it.
- Now watch.
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- [snaps fingers]
- That's it.
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The card is no longer in the deck.
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- It’s gone.
- What?
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Now, pick a piece of fruit.
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- The orange!
- All right.
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- [Sam sighs wearily]
- The orange it is.
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[Bash] Come on!
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[gasps]
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- [Steve] Is that your card?
- [laughing] It is!
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It’s the king of spades!
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Oh, my God. That is amazing. [laughs]
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[Bash] Wow!
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- Could I have some more coffee, please?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Wow!
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Um, I would really love to be a part
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- of your GLOW show, uh, Mr. Howard.
- [Rhonda laughs]
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[Steve] I can do magic before the show,
during the show,
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- whatever you’d like.
- It's on a string.
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- Okay.
- [lighter clicks]
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- [Bash] Careful! [exclaims]
- [blows] My card.
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[Rhonda claps]
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you. We'll let you know
if we need any other... food. Um...
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Bash. Hey, Bash?
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So, we need a ref, not a magician.
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Whatever it is you’re thinking, stop.
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Stop it. You stop! No, no.
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- [Sam] Oh, God!
- [Rhonda chuckles]
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I’m a voodoo priestess.
It’s my goddamn match,
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and someone else is gonna be doing
the magic?
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Well, [stammers]
do you know any magic tricks?
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No, but I’m sure David Copperfield
over there can teach me.
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[quietly] Jesus fucking Christ.
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- Okay, what the hell is going on?
- It would be pretty cool
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to have some actual magic in the ring.
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I mean,
Steve could make one of us disappear,
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and the other person wrestles,
like, an invisible person.
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- Just watch me and Kurt.
- [Kurt] We doing the routine?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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[both grunting and groaning]
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[Kurt chuckles]
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Then when we go for the splash,
Steve can do his thing.
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[yells, groans]
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Then you disappear.
I don't know where you are.
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Where are you?
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- Where is he? Is he here?
- Where are you?
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- [Carmen] Black Magic, where are you?
- [Kurt] What about there?
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- You feel the breeze? [blows]
- Okay. Your breath smells.
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- Get out of the ring.
- [Kurt] Seriously?
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- [Carmen] Yeah, get out.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
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[Carmen] Come on.
It’ll spice up the match.
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You gotta admit,
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it's been a little stale
for the past week.
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[laughs]
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No, Cherry, I'm not blaming you
or anything. I'm just saying.
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Okay, okay. Look...
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Hey, Cherry, you're struggling.
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Maybe Bash adding this stunt-of-the-week
is a blessing in disguise.
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Let Carmen throw herself around the ring,
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you go off to the spa, come back
at the end of the show and take a bow.
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- And then next week, we're back to normal.
- [chuckles]
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Okay.
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Y'all want me to disappear so bad, fine.
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She's single now?
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Are you sure this is how you want to spend
your only day in Vegas?
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Are you kidding?
Vegas pawnshops are the best.
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Gambling gone wrong.
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Oh, my God.
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- Yes!
- This place is so depressing.
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Are those dentures?
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Gambling gone very wrong.
Okay, and they have cameras.
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- Oh, there you go.
- Okay.
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[down-tempo electronic music playing]
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Hm.
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[chuckles]
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- In the market for a watch?
- Oh, no. [chuckles]
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I do have a watch,
but I really shouldn’t keep it.
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- It’s not mine.
- You stole it?
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What? No. I... [laughs]
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It’s a loan. And I should give it back.
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I’m here with my boyfriend.
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Oh, you want to look at some rings, then.
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Hm, who doesn’t love rings?
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Oh! [softly]
You meant engagement rings.
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- [clerk] Mm-hmm.
- No, I’m good.
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[clerk] Come on!
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Here. I can do that one for 500.
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I don’t... I...
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Mm?
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- Okay, fine, sure.
- [both laugh]
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Wow! It's...
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Hm! It's... It's pretty.
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- [chuckles]
- [clerk] Yeah. This is a little more...
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- old-fashioned.
- Wow!
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[clerk] Square setting.
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If you like, uh, yellow stones.
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[Ruth] Oh, wow!
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- They are pretty.
- [clerk] Yeah.
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[chuckles] I mean, these...
I would say, these are the top two.
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- They're really just...
- [Russell] You’re engaged to six people?
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I was...
I left you alone for, like, two minutes.
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[both chuckle]
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What do you think? Fan-Tan has a chapel.
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- I... I didn't know that.
- [clerk] This is a beautiful girl.
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If you don’t buy her a ring,
someone else will.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, okay.
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No, he does not need to buy me anything.
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In fact, I would like to buy
my wonderful boyfriend this camera.
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- [clerk] Excellent, that's a great idea.
- What? No, no, no.
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That... What? No, this is too much.
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- It's a Nikon. No, I... I was just looking.
- Well, I want to get it for you.
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Well, that's... that's crazy.
239
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,728
What if we break up,
and I'm stuck with this expensive camera?
240
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,980
Are you imagining we're gonna break up?
241
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,441
No, I'm... I'm not. No. No.
242
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,444
- I just mean that it's just...
- How much is it?
243
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,695
Three-seventy-five. Hmm?
244
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,782
Oh, that is... that is a good price. Uh...
245
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,408
Goddammit.
246
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:00,951
Great.
247
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,204
- [pack unzips]
- [clears throat] Do you take checks?
248
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,621
[clerk] Sure.
249
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,874
[cash register beeps and whirs]
250
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,334
[quietly] Perfect!
251
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:12,797
“Then get the key for the boat
and row me out over the lake.
252
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,591
I want to see the sun rise.
253
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,802
Is that prudent?
254
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,678
[inhales]
255
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,140
One would think that you were afraid
of your reputation.
256
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,683
- Why not? I don't want to be..."
- Hey, hey, hey.
257
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,978
Hey, Little Match Girl.
What the fuck are you doing?
258
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,691
I quit that stupid acting class,
and I’m teaching myself.
259
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,484
Well, can you teach yourself in your room?
260
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,319
I'm trying to get some work done in here.
261
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,114
I told Ruth I’d stay out.
Russell’s visiting.
262
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,991
[scoffs] Fuckin' Russell.
263
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,580
Hey...
you want to read something a little newer?
264
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,544
“These towns, they’re all the same.
265
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,380
Screen doors flapping on empty houses.”
266
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,589
“What do you mean?”
267
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,427
“I’ve seen mothers
whoring their children,
268
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,888
horses running blind
with their eyes shot out.
269
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,434
It ain’t no world out there
for a decent man.
270
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,645
You tell me why I shouldn’t put a bullet
through my skull
271
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,231
and get the rest I so dearly seek.”
272
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,443
- "I need you."
- "Yeah, and what’s that gonna get me?
273
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:20,030
That need’s not worth much
when the sun goes down."
274
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456
- Why doesn’t she respond?
- [lighter clicks]
275
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,789
Huh?
276
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,917
Like, she’s his daughter, right?
277
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,171
Yeah, but he doesn’t know that yet.
278
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,590
Yeah, but she does. How old is she?
279
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,509
I... I don't... 18, 19.
280
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,387
How long has she known
that he’s her father?
281
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,640
I don’t fucking know.
282
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,560
These are your questions
after reading that scene?
283
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,270
- I mean...
- Uh...
284
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,939
She's... She's mysterious.
285
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,193
No... I know... I...
No, I like... I like mysterious.
286
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,737
I'm just saying the man has a lot of...
[chuckles]
287
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,738
...great lines.
288
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:01,864
And she just...
289
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240
like, listens.
290
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,952
- And... And asks a lot of questions.
- All right, you know what?
291
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,120
Just... Just give me this.
292
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,539
Read-through is adjourned.
293
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,168
I mean, Jesus Christ, one acting class,
and all of a sudden, she's...
294
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,961
Sally fucking Field.
295
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,672
I mean,
this is why I can't let people read things
296
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,757
before they’re done.
297
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,429
Do you think I could be an actor?
298
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,767
Like... this?
299
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:34,063
Well, I don’t think Miss Julie
ever howled at the moon, so...
300
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,192
Look, I...
Hey, I don’t know what to tell you.
301
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,735
It works great for a wrestling show.
302
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:43,155
Now, could you get the fuck out?
Because I have some notes to work through.
303
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,788
- [up-tempo electronic music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
304
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,122
[elevator bell dings]
305
00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,755
Whoa!
306
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,049
Are you kidding me? Juggling eggs?
307
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,136
Here you go. Her name's Debbie Eagan.
308
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,615
Just call the number on the back,
and she’ll iron out the details.
309
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,016
- [women laughing]
- [Stacey] I fucking love a drag show.
310
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,226
And they love me.
311
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,644
Ah, you would think that.
312
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,980
Oh, please.
I held Sean deLear’s eyelashes for her
313
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,648
while she blow-jobbed us some Valium.
314
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,941
- Oh!
- Oh-oh!
315
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:21,944
I’ll pass.
316
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,405
You have to come.
Maybe he’ll do Diana Ross.
317
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,949
- He’d better not do Diana Ross.
- Come on, Cherry.
318
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,469
Hey, thanks so much
for letting us have the room this weekend.
319
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,389
- I hope it hasn’t been too much trouble.
- Oh, it’s fine. Sam took me in.
320
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,417
He did? Well, I hope it wasn’t too crowded
with all the hookers. [chuckles]
321
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,128
Actually, we read one of the scenes
from his screenplay.
322
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,468
- Ready for dinner?
- [Ruth] Actually...
323
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,680
let’s go to Icons. I think it’ll be fun.
324
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,892
What is Icons?
325
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,852
[show tune playing on piano]
326
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,317
[cheering]
327
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,777
[entertainer] Thank you! Thank you!
328
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,322
It’s Friday night, ladies and gentlemen!
329
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,408
That’s Judd Melkin on the piano.
330
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,952
- Huh? Whoo!
- [cheering]
331
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,413
It’s hot in here! I’m sweating.
332
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,916
Oh, this is my... My goodness,
333
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,585
my third show of the evening,
334
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,880
which means, well,
you get to take me out back and shoot me.
335
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,090
[audience laughs]
336
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,010
- Harold Arlen will thank you...
- Switch seats with me for a second.
337
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:28,969
- Huh?
- Switch.
338
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:29,929
Why?
339
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,306
[entertainer]
...four walls from your seat. Uh-huh.
340
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,142
No, it's intimate. It's intimate.
[clears throat]
341
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,145
- Oh, but it's just really wonderful...
- How's the visit?
342
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,648
- ...to have all of you here.
- Great. We’re at a drag show.
343
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,751
[entertainer] Even those who are here
under court order, right?
344
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,444
- Right here, ladies and gentlemen. Yes...
- Nice camera.
345
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,154
Oh, thanks. It’s got this, uh,
346
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,156
TTL with a flash thing.
347
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,701
...at the gorgeous
Fan-Tan Hotel and Casino.
348
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,620
- [audience cheers]
- Right, who clapped?
349
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,788
Is this your husband?
350
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,625
Oh! Sir, you told her this was the Strip,
didn’t you?
351
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,793
[audience chuckles]
352
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,713
Well, I hate to break it to you, ma’am.
It’s about $200 east.
353
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,675
- [audience laughs]
- [entertainer] So, happy anniversary.
354
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,135
- Did you ask him to read it?
- [chuckles]
355
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,262
[entertainer continues]
356
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,889
He asked you?
357
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,976
- Was it just the two of you?
- [Sheila] Mm-hmm.
358
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,103
[entertainer stammers]
Where's everybody from?
359
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:22,231
- That's... That's just so odd.
- [entertainer] Ladies.
360
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,693
- Ask him if you can read it, too.
- [entertainer] Ladies! Ladies!
361
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,610
I did.
362
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,254
- [audience laughs]
- Ladies. [whistles]
363
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,615
- Guys.
- [entertainer] Hi!
364
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,533
[chuckles]
365
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,203
Only Cher can talk through my show,
[clicks tongue] and she has.
366
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,496
- [audience laughs]
- So sorry.
367
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,708
You know what? Let's...
Let's... Let's go over here for a second.
368
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,004
A follow spot is supposed to follow, Bev.
369
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,423
- Fo... Ah, there we go.
- [audience laughs]
370
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,342
All right. [sighs] Let's go over here.
371
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,052
Hm! [clicks tongue]
372
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,263
One man in a murder of women.
373
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,848
[group laughs]
374
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,224
You a Mormon?
375
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,059
[chuckles]
376
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,979
Ladies, where are your boyfriends?
377
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,647
Your husbands, huh?
378
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,567
Mine's at home with his secretary.
379
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,651
[entertainer] Oh!
380
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:13,032
Uh, listen, I have heard about you,
the wrestler divorcée.
381
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,116
Eh?
382
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,410
Couldn’t find a boy
to take my bags up all week.
383
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,287
[audience laughs]
384
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,958
I think there’s a nice couple
from Tulsa still waiting for their car.
385
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,461
[audience shrieks with laughter]
386
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,839
No, really, sir. What is your story?
387
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,966
Are you a cult leader? Just...
388
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,178
Uh, uh, I’m, uh, here for the weekend,
visiting my girlfriend.
389
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,430
Oh, the chatterbox!
390
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,848
[audience laughs]
391
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,975
Your boyfriend is only here
for the weekend,
392
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,271
and you brought him to my show? Ah.
[clicks tongue]
393
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,231
Dear, go fuck this poor man.
394
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,691
[audience exclaims and laughs]
395
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,152
[entertainer]
That is what he is here for!
396
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,864
- Go on, get out! Scram. I’m serious!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
397
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,325
I am banishing you!
398
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,053
- Banishing you!
- [audience chants] Go fuck!
399
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,037
Bev, light their way.
400
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,707
- I wanna hear that elevator ding!
- [audience chuckles]
401
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,501
Oh, and finally,
402
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,338
the most interesting person in the room.
403
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,049
Who let Bob Mackie read Jack London?
404
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,719
[inhales sharply] Where you from?
405
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,180
Where are you from?
406
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,848
Sheila, be nice.
407
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:26,021
- I escaped from a chemical plant in Texas.
- [scattered laughter]
408
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,066
But this is real. This is deep.
409
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,237
How long have you been a wolf?
410
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,783
How long have you been Barbra Streisand?
411
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,577
Longer than she has.
412
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,579
Since I was a pup.
413
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,290
When I was her, I could sing.
414
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,627
As me, not so much.
415
00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,259
Well, this has been fun.
416
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,344
All right, who wants to hear a song?
417
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,180
- [audience cheering]
- [entertainer] Yes! Okay!
418
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,349
He doesn’t let anyone read his stuff.
419
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,060
- Maybe sometimes he does.
- Well, yes, but Sheila?
420
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,980
She’s barely an actress.
I mean, she took one class.
421
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,357
You wanted him to ask you.
422
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,652
Yes. Sam and I are collaborators.
423
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,321
Then, I don’t know,
tell him he hurt your feelings.
424
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,990
I can’t tell him that.
425
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,592
I wonder
if he thought I’d be too critical.
426
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,161
If I’d be ahead of it,
push too much on a first draft.
427
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,788
Or if, in the reading,
he wanted a flatter tone.
428
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,332
- An undecorated read, easier to hear.
- [woman] Drinks?
429
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,418
- No, thank you.
- Jim Beam on the rocks.
430
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,378
Uh, you’re ordering a drink?
431
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,463
For this conversation? Yeah.
432
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,799
[sighs, chuckles softly] Sorry.
433
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,218
I sound like a crazy actress, don’t I?
434
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,511
Yeah, you do.
435
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,724
Uh... You’re not supposed to agree.
[chuckles]
436
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,268
Look, I got a pretty good handle
on who you are, but...
437
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,478
this weekend, you’ve been fucking nuts.
438
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,772
Excuse me?
439
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,275
I’m here two hours,
and you want to move in together.
440
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,860
You try on all these rings.
441
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:58,488
You buy me this really expensive camera
that you know I cannot afford.
442
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115
Oh, my God, it was a gift!
443
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,408
And you're obsessed with Sam.
444
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,620
Okay, I am not obsessed with Sam.
445
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,543
Whatever, his stupid screenplay.
Yeah, you are.
446
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,957
And I don’t want to move in together.
I was kidding.
447
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,627
Well, my Portuguese grandfather says
there’s truth in every joke.
448
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,379
Well, my Protestant grandfather
never said anything.
449
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,633
He died of hypertension,
so cheers to our dead grandfathers.
450
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,010
My grandfather's not dead.
I told you that.
451
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,553
I’m sorry
452
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,514
if I don’t remember every moment
from our phone calls.
453
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,600
Then why are we talking every night?
454
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,683
Hey.
455
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,977
Sorry to interrupt.
456
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,104
You, uh... You a photographer?
457
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,322
Over by the stairs might be a nicer photo.
458
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,491
No, we want it right here.
Right where we met.
459
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,202
Yep. The best three weeks of my life.
460
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,579
Even with that foot infection.
461
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,456
[both panting]
462
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,416
[woman moaning passionately]
463
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,630
[disco music blaring]
464
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,218
[sighs] You are loud, you are late,
you said no to drag.
465
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,595
What is going on? Are you quitting?
Because if you are,
466
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,279
as a producer, I need two weeks’ notice,
467
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,809
and Bash will replace you
with a sword swallower, so...
468
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,769
[mouths silently]
469
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,271
Come in.
470
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,651
I will be just a minute.
Um, just make yourself comfortable.
471
00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,742
- He's... He's... He's juggling.
- Don't mind him.
472
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,872
- [TV playing]
- The new match felt great tonight.
473
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,042
I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow,
but the crowd ate it up.
474
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,002
Yeah.
475
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,461
What?
476
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,033
I don’t know how you can do the same show
night after night.
477
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,553
I’m bored, and I’ve only been here a week.
478
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,306
What are you talking about?
We just changed a whole match.
479
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,308
That’s bullshit.
480
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,601
There’s no story lines. No drama.
481
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,687
Well... thanks, I guess.
482
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,563
Look...
483
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,024
I’m proud of you.
484
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,609
You’re better now
than half the guys I work with.
485
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,945
Plus, you’re creative.
You’ve got a mind for this.
486
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,804
You should come on the road with me.
487
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,202
Do some real wrestling.
I think you’re ready.
488
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,706
[sighs] I can’t leave GLOW.
The girls depend on me.
489
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,750
You can do so much more than this.
490
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,252
[sentimental electronic music playing]
491
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,506
[scoffs] Where you off to next?
492
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,885
Phoenix. [sighs] Then Sacramento.
493
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:29,681
- Bring me back a T-shirt?
- [chuckles softly] I always do. [sighs]
494
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,933
- Okay, stop moving.
- It’s tight.
495
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,353
- [both laughing]
- [entertainer] I know!
496
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,148
Oh! I’ve never really known
if I was a soprano or an alto.
497
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,901
Because I can sing really high,
but I've also got low notes.
498
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,737
- Oh, I’m an alto when I rap, for sure.
- Maybe you’re a mezzo.
499
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,489
- A mezzo. [laughs]
- Maybe.
500
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,908
- [chuckles]
- [gasps] Aw!
501
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,494
Oh, look at him. [chuckles]
502
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,121
- Ah! Honey, wake up.
- [gasps]
503
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:58,710
Sorry, babe. I just had meetings all day
with the acrobats, and jugglers,
504
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,171
and a baby... tiger wrangler.
505
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,340
I want you to meet Bobby Barnes.
506
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:07,010
We all just went to his show downstairs,
and it was so incredible!
507
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,303
- Ohhh!
- Oh!
508
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,953
I'm gonna get the champagne.
He’s gonna teach me how to sing.
509
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,557
[Bash] Oh.
510
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:13,850
[chuckles]
511
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,134
Are you sure I'm not interrupting?
Do you need to sleep?
512
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,226
- No, no, no. Please, sit down.
- [Bobby] All right.
513
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,357
They beat those tigers.
514
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,275
- They do?
- Yeah.
515
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,903
I’m not surprised
everyone’s trying to get an audience
516
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,530
with the Howard Foods prince.
517
00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:29,116
- My son loves your baked beans.
- Hey!
518
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,327
- Eats them right out of the can.
- I'll have them send over a case.
519
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,912
Oh, thanks. [chuckles]
520
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,832
- So, you’re a singer?
- Yeah. And I’ve got a good show,
521
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,542
if I may say so myself.
522
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,295
- I’ve been here ten years, eleven in June.
- Wow!
523
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,942
I hope you don’t mind one last pitch
from a desperate performer.
524
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,766
- Please. Any friend of Rhonda’s.
- All right.
525
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:51,054
Downstairs, they’re turning people away,
526
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,683
- and yet I can’t get a bigger room.
- Huh!
527
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,060
And there's not a hotel
out that window that hasn’t,
528
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,937
pardon my language, fucked me
529
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,480
with a four-wall deal.
530
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,983
I pay to play, and I'm cheap, Mr. Howard,
531
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:06,361
but I have made money
for lots of loathsome people,
532
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,489
who’d let me die on the street
if it weren’t for the butts in the seats,
533
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,868
and now...
I’d like to make money for you.
534
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:13,785
Oh!
535
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,370
Yeah. You are, by all accounts,
536
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,955
- non-loathsome.
- Thank you.
537
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,833
You care about your performers,
and you pay them well.
538
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,917
Word travels.
539
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,796
- You really should come and see my show.
- Yeah, I definitely will.
540
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,000
Well, come to the late show.
We’ll have a drink after.
541
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,408
It might have to be the early show.
Tonight notwithstanding,
542
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,428
my wife and I typically
like to go to bed early,
543
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,511
- so...
- Yeah.
544
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,556
So do my wife and I. [chuckles]
545
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,558
Excuse me?
546
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,229
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to...
547
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,275
I do have a son. He’s seven.
548
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,242
- Uh-huh.
- His mother was a very dear friend.
549
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,529
I couldn’t resist putting
a little spread together.
550
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,198
Wow, this is wonderful.
551
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,741
- Isn’t she something?
- Yeah.
552
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:53,906
- There you are.
- [laughs]
553
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,494
- Thanks.
- Cheers.
554
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,621
- To new friends.
- [Bobby and Bash] Cheers.
555
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,165
- [glasses clink]
- [all chuckling]
556
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,086
[Cherry] I wake up,
557
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,297
I think about Keith.
558
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:12,219
So... I just try to keep moving.
559
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,762
[exhales]
560
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,642
After we lost the baby... [sighs]
561
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,144
- ...I was so scared.
- I know.
562
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:25,023
But he... he said that it didn’t matter.
He said that...
563
00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,651
- that we... we were enough.
- Look,
564
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,987
I love Randy, but sometimes, I...
Ugh. Oh, God.
565
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,574
[whispering] Sometimes I think about
how much easier it would be...
566
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,660
[tuts] You... You don’t have to whisper.
567
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,162
[smacks lips]
568
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:46,044
- [chuckles]
- [Debbie screaming] If I never had a baby!
569
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:51,049
And I'd never gotten married!
570
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,301
A clean slate.
571
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,346
I don’t want a clean slate.
572
00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,809
I want... I... I want Keith.
I love being married to him.
573
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:04,437
Well, sure, we all do.
But I had a baby to put something
574
00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,481
between my husband and the door,
and guess what?
575
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,359
Husbands will... step over anything.
576
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,404
You wanna go in the hot tub?
577
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,822
- [Debbie] Yes, I do.
- Yay!
578
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:15,407
- No, I don't.
- No.
579
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,450
- I’m too high to leave the room.
- [sighs]
580
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,744
- Plus, Cherry?
- Hm?
581
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,414
- I can’t really go downstairs.
- Why?
582
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,375
I fucked both valets,
the Flamingo entrance and the Paradise.
583
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,127
And the night bartender
584
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,462
and the baccarat dealer
whose table faces the elevator.
585
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,424
Oh... my... God.
586
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,801
I left a juggler in my room.
587
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:37,887
Oh, shit, girl. Youse gettin' it on!
588
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,473
[both laughing]
589
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,226
Wait, what...
Do... Do you need to go get him?
590
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,812
- No, no, no. He’ll leave when he’s hungry.
- Ah.
591
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,648
- [laughs] Good point.
- [chuckles]
592
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,483
Damn, that many?
593
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,778
Cherry, wanna hear my fake flute?
594
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,279
Yes.
595
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,700
[imitates flute playing]
596
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:03,455
I give them three months.
597
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,707
To live? Yeah.
598
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,250
[both chuckle]
599
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:12,172
I couldn’t really afford that camera.
600
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,091
Well, I don’t think you can return
something to a pawn shop.
601
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:21,014
[exhales, chuckles]
You’re not crazy. I was being a dick.
602
00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,140
It’s not your fault.
603
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,393
It’s the distance, and then that puts
so much pressure on the visit.
604
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,397
And...
this place can make you a little crazy.
605
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,776
It’s one more month.
We can do one more month, right?
606
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,737
And if it’s making us crazy,
let’s not talk every night.
607
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,530
Let's... Let's talk every other night.
608
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:41,451
- I don't want to hold you back.
- You’re not holding me back. Hey...
609
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,169
Should we go upstairs?
610
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:54,839
Yeah,
Barbra Streisand seemed pretty serious.
611
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,050
- [Ruth chuckles]
- ["Yes" playing on piano]
612
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,426
[Ruth squeals]
613
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,349
♪ Yes ♪
614
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,355
♪ Say yes ♪
615
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,360
♪ Life keeps happening every day ♪
616
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,487
♪ Say yes ♪
617
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,324
♪ When opportunity comes your way ♪
618
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:24,786
♪ You can't start wondering what to say ♪
619
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,415
♪ You'll never win if you never play ♪
620
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,625
♪ Say yes ♪
621
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:34,629
♪ There's mink and marigold
Right outside ♪
622
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,133
♪ And long white Cadillacs you can ride ♪
623
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,553
♪ Nothing's gained
If there's nothing tried ♪
624
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,389
♪ Say yes ♪
625
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,559
♪ Don't say why ♪
626
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:50,854
♪ Say why not ♪
627
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:54,357
♪ What lies beyond what is ♪
628
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,818
♪ Is not ♪
629
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,362
♪ So what? ♪
630
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,908
♪ Say yes ♪
631
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,535
♪ Yes, I can ♪
632
00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,995
♪ Yes, I will ♪
633
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,747
♪ Yes, I'll take a sip ♪
634
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,331
♪ Yes, I'll touch ♪
635
00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:11,791
♪ Yes, of course ♪
636
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,042
♪ Yes, how nice ♪
637
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:17,046
♪ Yes, I'll happily, thank you very much ♪
638
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:22,260
♪ Yes, oh, yes ♪
639
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,224
[inaudible]
640
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,350
[Bobby] ♪ Yes ♪
641
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,564
♪ There's lots of chaff ♪
642
00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,941
♪ But there's lots of wheat ♪
643
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,777
♪ Say yes ♪
644
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:43,031
♪ You might get mugged
As you walk the street ♪
645
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,075
♪ But, on the other hand
You might reach ♪
646
00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:49,662
♪ That handsome stranger
You've longed to meet ♪
647
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:55,960
♪ Say yes ♪
648
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,712
♪ Yes, I'll look ♪
649
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,172
♪ Yes, I'll walk ♪
650
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:02,133
♪ Yes, I'd love to do such and such ♪
651
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,093
♪ Yes, I'll try ♪
652
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,720
♪ Yes, I'll dare ♪
653
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,598
♪ Yes, I'll fly ♪
654
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,726
♪ Yes, I'll share ♪
655
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,938
♪ And, yes, I am ♪
656
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,316
♪ And, yes, I'll be ♪
657
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:23,029
♪ And, yes, I'll go ♪
658
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:30,995
♪ Oh, yes ♪
659
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:36,750
♪ Yes ♪
660
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,545
[exhales]
661
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,382
[sighs]
662
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,843
Well?
663
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,098
[clears throat]
664
00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,059
No.
665
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,523
No, I don't think this
is a Bash Howard production.
666
00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:01,734
Oh, um...
667
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,699
You know, my wife...
668
00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,328
I think she'd be interested
in voice lessons, though.
669
00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,495
You remember her?
670
00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:16,027
[choked up] That’d be wonderful.
671
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,636
[sighs]
672
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:35,226
[takes a deep breath]
673
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,605
[Sheila] Baltimore.
674
00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:43,234
I’m from Baltimore.
675
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,209
I loved your show.
676
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,257
[sighs]
677
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,181
How long has it been
since you washed that?
678
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,076
[exhales deeply]
679
00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,175
[relaxing instrumental music playing]
680
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,480
Where in Baltimore?