1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,007 [man] Please, 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,883 - give a warm Fan-Tan welcome... - [drumroll] 3 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,302 ...to Carol Channing. 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,764 - [audience applauds] - [audience member] All right! Yeah! 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:19,519 Ladies and gentlemen, as the great Donn Arden once said, 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:24,816 - "Get out of my office.” - [audience laughs] 7 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:28,987 ♪ You haven’t lived Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪ 8 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:33,658 ♪ It’s like being wed Without a wedding ring ♪ 9 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,078 ♪ Though you’ve climbed the heights ♪ 10 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,664 ♪ With your name up in lights ♪ 11 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,375 ♪ Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪ 12 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,961 ♪ It don’t mean a thing ♪ 13 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:49,132 ♪ Television’s just a passing fancy ♪ 14 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:53,303 ♪ And movie fame is but an empty thrill ♪ 15 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,865 - [speaking indistinctly] - [entertainer] ♪ Though you’re on top ♪ 16 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,015 ♪ Of the heap ♪ 17 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:59,601 ♪ You are nothing but a creep ♪ 18 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,103 ♪ Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪ 19 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:05,023 ♪ At the bottom of the bill ♪ 20 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:08,818 ♪ Oh, you may be The darling of the critics ♪ 21 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,671 - [elevator bell dings] - [entertainer] ♪ And star ♪ 22 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:12,030 ♪ In Noël Coward’s ♪ 23 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,948 ♪ Last play ♪ 24 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,910 ♪ On the stage, you’re a hit ♪ 25 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:19,329 ♪ But you are still illegit ♪ 26 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,415 ♪ Until you’ve played the Fan-Tan ♪ 27 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,335 ♪ The dirty, drafty Fan-Tan ♪ 28 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:28,588 ♪ The Fan-Tan Hotel, south of the... ♪ 29 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:35,345 ♪ Flamingo Wash ♪ 30 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:39,724 [audience cheers and applauds] 31 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,852 - Should we maybe talk a little, too? - Hm. 32 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,980 I do still think of you as a person, not just a body. 33 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,610 I’m so fucking sick of talking to you, you have no idea. 34 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:01,162 Nice digs. It's like an opulent dorm room. 35 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,330 [Ruth chuckles] 36 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,125 Yeah, the gold bathroom is particularly subtle. 37 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,753 That is a pile of clothes, not Sheila, in the corner, right? 38 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,464 - Right. - [chuckles softly] 39 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:14,717 And that's the phone you use to talk to me. 40 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,219 And this is where you sit. 41 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,471 Which wall do you stare at? 42 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:20,849 Mm, that one. 43 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,850 Sometimes that. 44 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:26,437 It’s gonna be a rude awakening, coming home. 45 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:27,981 [Ruth] Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:31,484 Am I finally gonna get to see this infamous apartment of yours? 47 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,155 - Ruth? - What? 48 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:39,409 Are you gonna kick your illegal sublet out of the East Hollywood palace? 49 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,370 Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that. 50 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,290 Um, when I get back, maybe we should look for a place. 51 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:46,623 Together? 52 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,085 Well... yeah. [chuckles softly] 53 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,171 - I know it’s early, but... - I mean, it’s... 54 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,421 it's pretty early. 55 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,215 Is it? Uh, we talk every night. 56 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,343 - And don't you... - Yeah. No, yeah, maybe... 57 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,887 maybe it... it could work. 58 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,348 Let’s get up. Let's go do something. 59 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,017 Come on, show me Vegas. 60 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:07,228 [distant disco music playing] 61 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,440 - What is that? - [booming disco music playing in distance] 62 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,985 - [music continues playing] - [panting] Okay. 63 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,068 The fuck? 64 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,528 Ignore it. 65 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,992 Don’t fuck me to the song. 66 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,243 [Chad] I can't help it. 67 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,831 Stop. Stop. No. 68 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,418 - No. No. Goddammit. Cherry! - [grunts] 69 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:31,794 [disco music blaring] 70 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,468 [loudly] Hi. It's a little early. 71 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:39,885 Little loud. 72 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:41,595 I'll turn it down. 73 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,139 What's going on with you? 74 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,016 Just starting my day. 75 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,230 Was he cheating on her? 76 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,274 I heard he got a big job, but I don’t know. He left really fast. 77 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,943 - Really? - Yeah. 78 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,819 Come on, girls. Back to your rooms. 79 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,863 Yes, Miss Hannigan. 80 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,490 [elevator bell dings] 81 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,242 - Hey! - Hi, Sam. 82 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,161 Ah! Hey, here he is. How you doing, Russell? 83 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,247 Good, man. Just here to see this one. 84 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,414 You, uh, working out? 85 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:10,959 Hey, there’s that cameraman's eye, huh? 86 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,891 What, you gonna do some sightseeing or... 87 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,796 Yeah, we’re gonna get something to eat. 88 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:18,424 Oh, maybe you should take him to that steak place. Boss him around. 89 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,511 - Okay. - [sighs] 90 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:22,762 [Russell chuckles] 91 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,597 Oh, uh... uh... uh... Let's just... 92 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,724 - Don't sweat on the suede. - Okay, okay. 93 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,310 Didn’t want to maybe shower? 94 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,105 Well, that would defeat the purpose of sweating, wouldn't it? 95 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,983 [Bash] All right, look, business is good, the show’s doing great. 96 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,503 We're sold out for the next two weeks. And if we can keep this up, 97 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,296 then the three of us stand to make a lot of money. 98 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,865 That’s good to know. Maybe I can push the money into a pile the shape of my son, 99 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,243 - whose childhood I’m missing. - [chuckles] 100 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,996 Okay, well, I don’t really know what to say to that. Hi, honey! 101 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,497 - Wow! - [Rhonda chuckles] 102 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:52,458 Don’t mind me. I know you’re having your cabinet meeting. 103 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:56,879 Um, so Kurt has been doing us a favor while he’s in town, 104 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,549 but we need a ref for the rest of the run. 105 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,927 I... I have a list of available boxing refs, 106 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:07,849 uh, including a guy who's reffing bouts over at Caesar’s, 107 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,226 but he’s expensive. If anyone cares. 108 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,937 Man, Keith really fucked us, leaving without notice like that. 109 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,605 Fucked us? What about Cherry? 110 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,941 Why can’t Sam do it? He already knows the show. 111 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,484 - [Sam] No. - That’s a great idea! 112 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:22,363 Sam, we can both be in the show, huh? [growls] 113 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,033 - [electricity crackles] - Uh, what the fuck is happening? 114 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,552 - [man] Uh, Mr. Howard? - [Bash] Yes? 115 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,661 If I could have two minutes of your time. 116 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,306 - [Bash] Sure. - I'm not just your waiter. 117 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,332 Uh, my name is Steve Mills. I traffic... 118 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,791 - [Rhonda gasps] - ...in magic. 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,045 [exclaims excitedly] Oh, my God, he traffics in magic. 120 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:42,091 Here. I want you to select a card. Say stop whenever you'd like. 121 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,844 - Stop. - [Steve] Take the card. 122 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,805 - Show your friends. - [mouthing silently] 123 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,019 - [Steve] And return the card to me. - I see it. 124 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,768 - Okay. - [Steve] Remember the card. 125 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,103 - Got it. - Now watch. 126 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,097 - [snaps fingers] - That's it. 127 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,399 The card is no longer in the deck. 128 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,068 - It’s gone. - What? 129 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,695 Now, pick a piece of fruit. 130 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,447 - The orange! - All right. 131 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,200 - [Sam sighs wearily] - The orange it is. 132 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,875 [Bash] Come on! 133 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,418 [gasps] 134 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,255 - [Steve] Is that your card? - [laughing] It is! 135 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,340 It’s the king of spades! 136 00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,842 Oh, my God. That is amazing. [laughs] 137 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,929 [Bash] Wow! 138 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,681 - Could I have some more coffee, please? - Yeah. Yeah. 139 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,018 Wow! 140 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,937 Um, I would really love to be a part 141 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:38,140 - of your GLOW show, uh, Mr. Howard. - [Rhonda laughs] 142 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,525 [Steve] I can do magic before the show, during the show, 143 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:43,236 - whatever you’d like. - It's on a string. 144 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,906 - Okay. - [lighter clicks] 145 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:51,327 - [Bash] Careful! [exclaims] - [blows] My card. 146 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,662 [Rhonda claps] 147 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,123 Thank you so much. 148 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:59,168 Thank you. We'll let you know if we need any other... food. Um... 149 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,796 Bash. Hey, Bash? 150 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,257 So, we need a ref, not a magician. 151 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,009 Whatever it is you’re thinking, stop. 152 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,638 Stop it. You stop! No, no. 153 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,390 - [Sam] Oh, God! - [Rhonda chuckles] 154 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,809 I’m a voodoo priestess. It’s my goddamn match, 155 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:16,652 and someone else is gonna be doing the magic? 156 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,355 Well, [stammers] do you know any magic tricks? 157 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:22,859 No, but I’m sure David Copperfield over there can teach me. 158 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,069 [quietly] Jesus fucking Christ. 159 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,805 - Okay, what the hell is going on? - It would be pretty cool 160 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,532 to have some actual magic in the ring. 161 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,868 I mean, Steve could make one of us disappear, 162 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,191 and the other person wrestles, like, an invisible person. 163 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,432 - Just watch me and Kurt. - [Kurt] We doing the routine? 164 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,456 Yeah. 165 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,541 Okay. 166 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,836 [both grunting and groaning] 167 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:43,837 [Kurt chuckles] 168 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:48,342 Then when we go for the splash, Steve can do his thing. 169 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,512 [yells, groans] 170 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,432 Then you disappear. I don't know where you are. 171 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:55,349 Where are you? 172 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,477 - Where is he? Is he here? - Where are you? 173 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,203 - [Carmen] Black Magic, where are you? - [Kurt] What about there? 174 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,525 - You feel the breeze? [blows] - Okay. Your breath smells. 175 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,170 - Get out of the ring. - [Kurt] Seriously? 176 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,088 - [Carmen] Yeah, get out. - Are you fucking kidding me? 177 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:09,673 [Carmen] Come on. It’ll spice up the match. 178 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,531 You gotta admit, 179 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,295 it's been a little stale for the past week. 180 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,326 [laughs] 181 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,370 No, Cherry, I'm not blaming you or anything. I'm just saying. 182 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:18,206 Okay, okay. Look... 183 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,042 Hey, Cherry, you're struggling. 184 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:24,504 Maybe Bash adding this stunt-of-the-week is a blessing in disguise. 185 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,297 Let Carmen throw herself around the ring, 186 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,217 you go off to the spa, come back at the end of the show and take a bow. 187 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,844 - And then next week, we're back to normal. - [chuckles] 188 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,513 Okay. 189 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,307 Y'all want me to disappear so bad, fine. 190 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:41,811 She's single now? 191 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,902 Are you sure this is how you want to spend your only day in Vegas? 192 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,446 Are you kidding? Vegas pawnshops are the best. 193 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,156 Gambling gone wrong. 194 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,534 Oh, my God. 195 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,702 - Yes! - This place is so depressing. 196 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,038 Are those dentures? 197 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:02,083 Gambling gone very wrong. Okay, and they have cameras. 198 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,168 - Oh, there you go. - Okay. 199 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,671 [down-tempo electronic music playing] 200 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,008 Hm. 201 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:18,516 [chuckles] 202 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,108 - In the market for a watch? - Oh, no. [chuckles] 203 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:30,069 I do have a watch, but I really shouldn’t keep it. 204 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,779 - It’s not mine. - You stole it? 205 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,448 What? No. I... [laughs] 206 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,534 It’s a loan. And I should give it back. 207 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,994 I’m here with my boyfriend. 208 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,288 Oh, you want to look at some rings, then. 209 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,331 Hm, who doesn’t love rings? 210 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,377 Oh! [softly] You meant engagement rings. 211 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,563 - [clerk] Mm-hmm. - No, I’m good. 212 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,879 [clerk] Come on! 213 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,923 Here. I can do that one for 500. 214 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,091 I don’t... I... 215 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,134 Mm? 216 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:54,677 - Okay, fine, sure. - [both laugh] 217 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:56,887 Wow! It's... 218 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,973 Hm! It's... It's pretty. 219 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,076 - [chuckles] - [clerk] Yeah. This is a little more... 220 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,310 - old-fashioned. - Wow! 221 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,393 [clerk] Square setting. 222 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,479 If you like, uh, yellow stones. 223 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,939 [Ruth] Oh, wow! 224 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,525 - They are pretty. - [clerk] Yeah. 225 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,878 [chuckles] I mean, these... I would say, these are the top two. 226 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,502 - They're really just... - [Russell] You’re engaged to six people? 227 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,657 I was... I left you alone for, like, two minutes. 228 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,284 [both chuckle] 229 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,953 What do you think? Fan-Tan has a chapel. 230 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,998 - I... I didn't know that. - [clerk] This is a beautiful girl. 231 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,167 If you don’t buy her a ring, someone else will. 232 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,335 - Oh, no. - Oh, okay. 233 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,754 No, he does not need to buy me anything. 234 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:33,215 In fact, I would like to buy my wonderful boyfriend this camera. 235 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,760 - [clerk] Excellent, that's a great idea. - What? No, no, no. 236 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,428 That... What? No, this is too much. 237 00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:41,265 - It's a Nikon. No, I... I was just looking. - Well, I want to get it for you. 238 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,683 Well, that's... that's crazy. 239 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,728 What if we break up, and I'm stuck with this expensive camera? 240 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:47,980 Are you imagining we're gonna break up? 241 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,441 No, I'm... I'm not. No. No. 242 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:52,444 - I just mean that it's just... - How much is it? 243 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,695 Three-seventy-five. Hmm? 244 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,782 Oh, that is... that is a good price. Uh... 245 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,408 Goddammit. 246 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:00,951 Great. 247 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,204 - [pack unzips] - [clears throat] Do you take checks? 248 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,621 [clerk] Sure. 249 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,874 [cash register beeps and whirs] 250 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,334 [quietly] Perfect! 251 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:12,797 “Then get the key for the boat and row me out over the lake. 252 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,591 I want to see the sun rise. 253 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,802 Is that prudent? 254 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,678 [inhales] 255 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:23,140 One would think that you were afraid of your reputation. 256 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,683 - Why not? I don't want to be..." - Hey, hey, hey. 257 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,978 Hey, Little Match Girl. What the fuck are you doing? 258 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,691 I quit that stupid acting class, and I’m teaching myself. 259 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,484 Well, can you teach yourself in your room? 260 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,319 I'm trying to get some work done in here. 261 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,114 I told Ruth I’d stay out. Russell’s visiting. 262 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,991 [scoffs] Fuckin' Russell. 263 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,580 Hey... you want to read something a little newer? 264 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,544 “These towns, they’re all the same. 265 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:54,380 Screen doors flapping on empty houses.” 266 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,589 “What do you mean?” 267 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,427 “I’ve seen mothers whoring their children, 268 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,888 horses running blind with their eyes shot out. 269 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,434 It ain’t no world out there for a decent man. 270 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,645 You tell me why I shouldn’t put a bullet through my skull 271 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,231 and get the rest I so dearly seek.” 272 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,443 - "I need you." - "Yeah, and what’s that gonna get me? 273 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:20,030 That need’s not worth much when the sun goes down." 274 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456 - Why doesn’t she respond? - [lighter clicks] 275 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,789 Huh? 276 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,917 Like, she’s his daughter, right? 277 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,171 Yeah, but he doesn’t know that yet. 278 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,590 Yeah, but she does. How old is she? 279 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,509 I... I don't... 18, 19. 280 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,387 How long has she known that he’s her father? 281 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,640 I don’t fucking know. 282 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,560 These are your questions after reading that scene? 283 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,270 - I mean... - Uh... 284 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,939 She's... She's mysterious. 285 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,193 No... I know... I... No, I like... I like mysterious. 286 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,737 I'm just saying the man has a lot of... [chuckles] 287 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:00,738 ...great lines. 288 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:01,864 And she just... 289 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,240 like, listens. 290 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,952 - And... And asks a lot of questions. - All right, you know what? 291 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,120 Just... Just give me this. 292 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,539 Read-through is adjourned. 293 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,168 I mean, Jesus Christ, one acting class, and all of a sudden, she's... 294 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,961 Sally fucking Field. 295 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,672 I mean, this is why I can't let people read things 296 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:19,757 before they’re done. 297 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,429 Do you think I could be an actor? 298 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,767 Like... this? 299 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:34,063 Well, I don’t think Miss Julie ever howled at the moon, so... 300 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,192 Look, I... Hey, I don’t know what to tell you. 301 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,735 It works great for a wrestling show. 302 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:43,155 Now, could you get the fuck out? Because I have some notes to work through. 303 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,788 - [up-tempo electronic music playing] - [indistinct chatter] 304 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,122 [elevator bell dings] 305 00:13:58,921 --> 00:13:59,755 Whoa! 306 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,049 Are you kidding me? Juggling eggs? 307 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,136 Here you go. Her name's Debbie Eagan. 308 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,615 Just call the number on the back, and she’ll iron out the details. 309 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,016 - [women laughing] - [Stacey] I fucking love a drag show. 310 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,226 And they love me. 311 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,644 Ah, you would think that. 312 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,980 Oh, please. I held Sean deLear’s eyelashes for her 313 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,648 while she blow-jobbed us some Valium. 314 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,941 - Oh! - Oh-oh! 315 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:21,944 I’ll pass. 316 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,405 You have to come. Maybe he’ll do Diana Ross. 317 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,949 - He’d better not do Diana Ross. - Come on, Cherry. 318 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,469 Hey, thanks so much for letting us have the room this weekend. 319 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,389 - I hope it hasn’t been too much trouble. - Oh, it’s fine. Sam took me in. 320 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,417 He did? Well, I hope it wasn’t too crowded with all the hookers. [chuckles] 321 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,128 Actually, we read one of the scenes from his screenplay. 322 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,468 - Ready for dinner? - [Ruth] Actually... 323 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,680 let’s go to Icons. I think it’ll be fun. 324 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:52,892 What is Icons? 325 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,852 [show tune playing on piano] 326 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,317 [cheering] 327 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,777 [entertainer] Thank you! Thank you! 328 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,322 It’s Friday night, ladies and gentlemen! 329 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,408 That’s Judd Melkin on the piano. 330 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,952 - Huh? Whoo! - [cheering] 331 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,413 It’s hot in here! I’m sweating. 332 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,916 Oh, this is my... My goodness, 333 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,585 my third show of the evening, 334 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,880 which means, well, you get to take me out back and shoot me. 335 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,090 [audience laughs] 336 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,010 - Harold Arlen will thank you... - Switch seats with me for a second. 337 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:28,969 - Huh? - Switch. 338 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:29,929 Why? 339 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,306 [entertainer] ...four walls from your seat. Uh-huh. 340 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,142 No, it's intimate. It's intimate. [clears throat] 341 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,145 - Oh, but it's just really wonderful... - How's the visit? 342 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,648 - ...to have all of you here. - Great. We’re at a drag show. 343 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,751 [entertainer] Even those who are here under court order, right? 344 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,444 - Right here, ladies and gentlemen. Yes... - Nice camera. 345 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,154 Oh, thanks. It’s got this, uh, 346 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,156 TTL with a flash thing. 347 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,701 ...at the gorgeous Fan-Tan Hotel and Casino. 348 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,620 - [audience cheers] - Right, who clapped? 349 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,788 Is this your husband? 350 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:59,625 Oh! Sir, you told her this was the Strip, didn’t you? 351 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,793 [audience chuckles] 352 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,713 Well, I hate to break it to you, ma’am. It’s about $200 east. 353 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,675 - [audience laughs] - [entertainer] So, happy anniversary. 354 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,135 - Did you ask him to read it? - [chuckles] 355 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,262 [entertainer continues] 356 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,889 He asked you? 357 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,976 - Was it just the two of you? - [Sheila] Mm-hmm. 358 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,103 [entertainer stammers] Where's everybody from? 359 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:22,231 - That's... That's just so odd. - [entertainer] Ladies. 360 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,693 - Ask him if you can read it, too. - [entertainer] Ladies! Ladies! 361 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,610 I did. 362 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,254 - [audience laughs] - Ladies. [whistles] 363 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,615 - Guys. - [entertainer] Hi! 364 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,533 [chuckles] 365 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,203 Only Cher can talk through my show, [clicks tongue] and she has. 366 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:37,496 - [audience laughs] - So sorry. 367 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,708 You know what? Let's... Let's... Let's go over here for a second. 368 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,004 A follow spot is supposed to follow, Bev. 369 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,423 - Fo... Ah, there we go. - [audience laughs] 370 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,342 All right. [sighs] Let's go over here. 371 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,052 Hm! [clicks tongue] 372 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,263 One man in a murder of women. 373 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,848 [group laughs] 374 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,224 You a Mormon? 375 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,059 [chuckles] 376 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,979 Ladies, where are your boyfriends? 377 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,647 Your husbands, huh? 378 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,567 Mine's at home with his secretary. 379 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,651 [entertainer] Oh! 380 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:13,032 Uh, listen, I have heard about you, the wrestler divorcée. 381 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,116 Eh? 382 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,410 Couldn’t find a boy to take my bags up all week. 383 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,287 [audience laughs] 384 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,958 I think there’s a nice couple from Tulsa still waiting for their car. 385 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,461 [audience shrieks with laughter] 386 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,839 No, really, sir. What is your story? 387 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,966 Are you a cult leader? Just... 388 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,178 Uh, uh, I’m, uh, here for the weekend, visiting my girlfriend. 389 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,430 Oh, the chatterbox! 390 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,848 [audience laughs] 391 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,975 Your boyfriend is only here for the weekend, 392 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,271 and you brought him to my show? Ah. [clicks tongue] 393 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,231 Dear, go fuck this poor man. 394 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,691 [audience exclaims and laughs] 395 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,152 [entertainer] That is what he is here for! 396 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,864 - Go on, get out! Scram. I’m serious! - No, no, no, no, no, no! 397 00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,325 I am banishing you! 398 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,053 - Banishing you! - [audience chants] Go fuck! 399 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,037 Bev, light their way. 400 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:03,707 - I wanna hear that elevator ding! - [audience chuckles] 401 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,501 Oh, and finally, 402 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,338 the most interesting person in the room. 403 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,049 Who let Bob Mackie read Jack London? 404 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,719 [inhales sharply] Where you from? 405 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,180 Where are you from? 406 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,848 Sheila, be nice. 407 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:26,021 - I escaped from a chemical plant in Texas. - [scattered laughter] 408 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,066 But this is real. This is deep. 409 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,237 How long have you been a wolf? 410 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,783 How long have you been Barbra Streisand? 411 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,577 Longer than she has. 412 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,579 Since I was a pup. 413 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,290 When I was her, I could sing. 414 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,627 As me, not so much. 415 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:55,259 Well, this has been fun. 416 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,344 All right, who wants to hear a song? 417 00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:00,180 - [audience cheering] - [entertainer] Yes! Okay! 418 00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,349 He doesn’t let anyone read his stuff. 419 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,060 - Maybe sometimes he does. - Well, yes, but Sheila? 420 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,980 She’s barely an actress. I mean, she took one class. 421 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,357 You wanted him to ask you. 422 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,652 Yes. Sam and I are collaborators. 423 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,321 Then, I don’t know, tell him he hurt your feelings. 424 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,990 I can’t tell him that. 425 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,592 I wonder if he thought I’d be too critical. 426 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,161 If I’d be ahead of it, push too much on a first draft. 427 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,788 Or if, in the reading, he wanted a flatter tone. 428 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,332 - An undecorated read, easier to hear. - [woman] Drinks? 429 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,418 - No, thank you. - Jim Beam on the rocks. 430 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,378 Uh, you’re ordering a drink? 431 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,463 For this conversation? Yeah. 432 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,799 [sighs, chuckles softly] Sorry. 433 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,218 I sound like a crazy actress, don’t I? 434 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,511 Yeah, you do. 435 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,724 Uh... You’re not supposed to agree. [chuckles] 436 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,268 Look, I got a pretty good handle on who you are, but... 437 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,478 this weekend, you’ve been fucking nuts. 438 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,772 Excuse me? 439 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,275 I’m here two hours, and you want to move in together. 440 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,860 You try on all these rings. 441 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:58,488 You buy me this really expensive camera that you know I cannot afford. 442 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115 Oh, my God, it was a gift! 443 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,408 And you're obsessed with Sam. 444 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,620 Okay, I am not obsessed with Sam. 445 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,543 Whatever, his stupid screenplay. Yeah, you are. 446 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,957 And I don’t want to move in together. I was kidding. 447 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,627 Well, my Portuguese grandfather says there’s truth in every joke. 448 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,379 Well, my Protestant grandfather never said anything. 449 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,633 He died of hypertension, so cheers to our dead grandfathers. 450 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,010 My grandfather's not dead. I told you that. 451 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,553 I’m sorry 452 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,514 if I don’t remember every moment from our phone calls. 453 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,600 Then why are we talking every night? 454 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,683 Hey. 455 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,977 Sorry to interrupt. 456 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,104 You, uh... You a photographer? 457 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,322 Over by the stairs might be a nicer photo. 458 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,491 No, we want it right here. Right where we met. 459 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,202 Yep. The best three weeks of my life. 460 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,579 Even with that foot infection. 461 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,456 [both panting] 462 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,416 [woman moaning passionately] 463 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,630 [disco music blaring] 464 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,218 [sighs] You are loud, you are late, you said no to drag. 465 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:03,595 What is going on? Are you quitting? Because if you are, 466 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,279 as a producer, I need two weeks’ notice, 467 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,809 and Bash will replace you with a sword swallower, so... 468 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,769 [mouths silently] 469 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,271 Come in. 470 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,651 I will be just a minute. Um, just make yourself comfortable. 471 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,742 - He's... He's... He's juggling. - Don't mind him. 472 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,872 - [TV playing] - The new match felt great tonight. 473 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,042 I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow, but the crowd ate it up. 474 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,002 Yeah. 475 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,461 What? 476 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:42,033 I don’t know how you can do the same show night after night. 477 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,553 I’m bored, and I’ve only been here a week. 478 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,306 What are you talking about? We just changed a whole match. 479 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,308 That’s bullshit. 480 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,601 There’s no story lines. No drama. 481 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,687 Well... thanks, I guess. 482 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,563 Look... 483 00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:57,024 I’m proud of you. 484 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,609 You’re better now than half the guys I work with. 485 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,945 Plus, you’re creative. You’ve got a mind for this. 486 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,804 You should come on the road with me. 487 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,202 Do some real wrestling. I think you’re ready. 488 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,706 [sighs] I can’t leave GLOW. The girls depend on me. 489 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,750 You can do so much more than this. 490 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,252 [sentimental electronic music playing] 491 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,506 [scoffs] Where you off to next? 492 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,885 Phoenix. [sighs] Then Sacramento. 493 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:29,681 - Bring me back a T-shirt? - [chuckles softly] I always do. [sighs] 494 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,933 - Okay, stop moving. - It’s tight. 495 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,353 - [both laughing] - [entertainer] I know! 496 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:38,148 Oh! I’ve never really known if I was a soprano or an alto. 497 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,901 Because I can sing really high, but I've also got low notes. 498 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,737 - Oh, I’m an alto when I rap, for sure. - Maybe you’re a mezzo. 499 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:45,489 - A mezzo. [laughs] - Maybe. 500 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,908 - [chuckles] - [gasps] Aw! 501 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,494 Oh, look at him. [chuckles] 502 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,121 - Ah! Honey, wake up. - [gasps] 503 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:58,710 Sorry, babe. I just had meetings all day with the acrobats, and jugglers, 504 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,171 and a baby... tiger wrangler. 505 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,340 I want you to meet Bobby Barnes. 506 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:07,010 We all just went to his show downstairs, and it was so incredible! 507 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,303 - Ohhh! - Oh! 508 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,953 I'm gonna get the champagne. He’s gonna teach me how to sing. 509 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,557 [Bash] Oh. 510 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:13,850 [chuckles] 511 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,134 Are you sure I'm not interrupting? Do you need to sleep? 512 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,226 - No, no, no. Please, sit down. - [Bobby] All right. 513 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,357 They beat those tigers. 514 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,275 - They do? - Yeah. 515 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,903 I’m not surprised everyone’s trying to get an audience 516 00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,530 with the Howard Foods prince. 517 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:29,116 - My son loves your baked beans. - Hey! 518 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,327 - Eats them right out of the can. - I'll have them send over a case. 519 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,912 Oh, thanks. [chuckles] 520 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,832 - So, you’re a singer? - Yeah. And I’ve got a good show, 521 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,542 if I may say so myself. 522 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,295 - I’ve been here ten years, eleven in June. - Wow! 523 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,942 I hope you don’t mind one last pitch from a desperate performer. 524 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,766 - Please. Any friend of Rhonda’s. - All right. 525 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:51,054 Downstairs, they’re turning people away, 526 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,683 - and yet I can’t get a bigger room. - Huh! 527 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,060 And there's not a hotel out that window that hasn’t, 528 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,937 pardon my language, fucked me 529 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,480 with a four-wall deal. 530 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,983 I pay to play, and I'm cheap, Mr. Howard, 531 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:06,361 but I have made money for lots of loathsome people, 532 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,489 who’d let me die on the street if it weren’t for the butts in the seats, 533 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:12,868 and now... I’d like to make money for you. 534 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:13,785 Oh! 535 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,370 Yeah. You are, by all accounts, 536 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,955 - non-loathsome. - Thank you. 537 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:19,833 You care about your performers, and you pay them well. 538 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,917 Word travels. 539 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,796 - You really should come and see my show. - Yeah, I definitely will. 540 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,000 Well, come to the late show. We’ll have a drink after. 541 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:29,408 It might have to be the early show. Tonight notwithstanding, 542 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,428 my wife and I typically like to go to bed early, 543 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,511 - so... - Yeah. 544 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,556 So do my wife and I. [chuckles] 545 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:37,558 Excuse me? 546 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,229 I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to... 547 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,275 I do have a son. He’s seven. 548 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,242 - Uh-huh. - His mother was a very dear friend. 549 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,529 I couldn’t resist putting a little spread together. 550 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,198 Wow, this is wonderful. 551 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,741 - Isn’t she something? - Yeah. 552 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:53,906 - There you are. - [laughs] 553 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,494 - Thanks. - Cheers. 554 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,621 - To new friends. - [Bobby and Bash] Cheers. 555 00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,165 - [glasses clink] - [all chuckling] 556 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,086 [Cherry] I wake up, 557 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,297 I think about Keith. 558 00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:12,219 So... I just try to keep moving. 559 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:13,762 [exhales] 560 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,642 After we lost the baby... [sighs] 561 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,144 - ...I was so scared. - I know. 562 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:25,023 But he... he said that it didn’t matter. He said that... 563 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,651 - that we... we were enough. - Look, 564 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,987 I love Randy, but sometimes, I... Ugh. Oh, God. 565 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:34,574 [whispering] Sometimes I think about how much easier it would be... 566 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:36,660 [tuts] You... You don’t have to whisper. 567 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,162 [smacks lips] 568 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:46,044 - [chuckles] - [Debbie screaming] If I never had a baby! 569 00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:51,049 And I'd never gotten married! 570 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,301 A clean slate. 571 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,346 I don’t want a clean slate. 572 00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,809 I want... I... I want Keith. I love being married to him. 573 00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:04,437 Well, sure, we all do. But I had a baby to put something 574 00:26:04,521 --> 00:26:06,481 between my husband and the door, and guess what? 575 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,359 Husbands will... step over anything. 576 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,404 You wanna go in the hot tub? 577 00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,822 - [Debbie] Yes, I do. - Yay! 578 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:15,407 - No, I don't. - No. 579 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,450 - I’m too high to leave the room. - [sighs] 580 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,744 - Plus, Cherry? - Hm? 581 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:22,414 - I can’t really go downstairs. - Why? 582 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,375 I fucked both valets, the Flamingo entrance and the Paradise. 583 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,127 And the night bartender 584 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,462 and the baccarat dealer whose table faces the elevator. 585 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,424 Oh... my... God. 586 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,801 I left a juggler in my room. 587 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:37,887 Oh, shit, girl. Youse gettin' it on! 588 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,473 [both laughing] 589 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,226 Wait, what... Do... Do you need to go get him? 590 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,812 - No, no, no. He’ll leave when he’s hungry. - Ah. 591 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,648 - [laughs] Good point. - [chuckles] 592 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,483 Damn, that many? 593 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,778 Cherry, wanna hear my fake flute? 594 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,279 Yes. 595 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,700 [imitates flute playing] 596 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:03,455 I give them three months. 597 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,707 To live? Yeah. 598 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,250 [both chuckle] 599 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:12,172 I couldn’t really afford that camera. 600 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,091 Well, I don’t think you can return something to a pawn shop. 601 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:21,014 [exhales, chuckles] You’re not crazy. I was being a dick. 602 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,140 It’s not your fault. 603 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:25,393 It’s the distance, and then that puts so much pressure on the visit. 604 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,397 And... this place can make you a little crazy. 605 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,776 It’s one more month. We can do one more month, right? 606 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,737 And if it’s making us crazy, let’s not talk every night. 607 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,530 Let's... Let's talk every other night. 608 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:41,451 - I don't want to hold you back. - You’re not holding me back. Hey... 609 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,169 Should we go upstairs? 610 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:54,839 Yeah, Barbra Streisand seemed pretty serious. 611 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,050 - [Ruth chuckles] - ["Yes" playing on piano] 612 00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:58,426 [Ruth squeals] 613 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,349 ♪ Yes ♪ 614 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,355 ♪ Say yes ♪ 615 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,360 ♪ Life keeps happening every day ♪ 616 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,487 ♪ Say yes ♪ 617 00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:21,324 ♪ When opportunity comes your way ♪ 618 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:24,786 ♪ You can't start wondering what to say ♪ 619 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:28,415 ♪ You'll never win if you never play ♪ 620 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,625 ♪ Say yes ♪ 621 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:34,629 ♪ There's mink and marigold Right outside ♪ 622 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,133 ♪ And long white Cadillacs you can ride ♪ 623 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,553 ♪ Nothing's gained If there's nothing tried ♪ 624 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,389 ♪ Say yes ♪ 625 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,559 ♪ Don't say why ♪ 626 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:50,854 ♪ Say why not ♪ 627 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:54,357 ♪ What lies beyond what is ♪ 628 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,818 ♪ Is not ♪ 629 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,362 ♪ So what? ♪ 630 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,908 ♪ Say yes ♪ 631 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,535 ♪ Yes, I can ♪ 632 00:29:05,618 --> 00:29:06,995 ♪ Yes, I will ♪ 633 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,747 ♪ Yes, I'll take a sip ♪ 634 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,331 ♪ Yes, I'll touch ♪ 635 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:11,791 ♪ Yes, of course ♪ 636 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,042 ♪ Yes, how nice ♪ 637 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:17,046 ♪ Yes, I'll happily, thank you very much ♪ 638 00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:22,260 ♪ Yes, oh, yes ♪ 639 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,224 [inaudible] 640 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,350 [Bobby] ♪ Yes ♪ 641 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,564 ♪ There's lots of chaff ♪ 642 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,941 ♪ But there's lots of wheat ♪ 643 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,777 ♪ Say yes ♪ 644 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:43,031 ♪ You might get mugged As you walk the street ♪ 645 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:46,075 ♪ But, on the other hand You might reach ♪ 646 00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:49,662 ♪ That handsome stranger You've longed to meet ♪ 647 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:55,960 ♪ Say yes ♪ 648 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,712 ♪ Yes, I'll look ♪ 649 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,172 ♪ Yes, I'll walk ♪ 650 00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:02,133 ♪ Yes, I'd love to do such and such ♪ 651 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,093 ♪ Yes, I'll try ♪ 652 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,720 ♪ Yes, I'll dare ♪ 653 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,598 ♪ Yes, I'll fly ♪ 654 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:11,726 ♪ Yes, I'll share ♪ 655 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,938 ♪ And, yes, I am ♪ 656 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,316 ♪ And, yes, I'll be ♪ 657 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:23,029 ♪ And, yes, I'll go ♪ 658 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:30,995 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 659 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:36,750 ♪ Yes ♪ 660 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,545 [exhales] 661 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,382 [sighs] 662 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:45,843 Well? 663 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,098 [clears throat] 664 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,059 No. 665 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,523 No, I don't think this is a Bash Howard production. 666 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:01,734 Oh, um... 667 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,699 You know, my wife... 668 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,328 I think she'd be interested in voice lessons, though. 669 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,495 You remember her? 670 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:16,027 [choked up] That’d be wonderful. 671 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:28,636 [sighs] 672 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:35,226 [takes a deep breath] 673 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,605 [Sheila] Baltimore. 674 00:31:41,816 --> 00:31:43,234 I’m from Baltimore. 675 00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:00,209 I loved your show. 676 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,257 [sighs] 677 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,181 How long has it been since you washed that? 678 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,076 [exhales deeply] 679 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,175 [relaxing instrumental music playing] 680 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,480 Where in Baltimore?