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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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TOM: Kevin? Kevin!
I'm up! I'm up.
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You're gonna be late for school.
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I'm already dressed, Dad.
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TOM: Uh-huh.
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I'm practically out of the door.
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Why don't I believe you?
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Are you calling me a liar?
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TOM: Well, let's just say that you and the
truth aren't always on speaking terms.
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Well, that hurts.
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To think that my father doesn't
even believe his first-born child.
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It's not a question
of belief, Kevin,
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it's a question of experience,
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and in my experience...
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KEVIN: Who are you
going to believe?
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Your experience?
Or your son?
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Huh.
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Well, I stand corrected.
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Honestly, Dad...
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I wish you'd learn
to trust me once in a while.
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Okay, I apologize.
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And Dad, I need some cash
for the class trip.
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I thought I gave you money
for a class trip last week.
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It's for another class trip.
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They must be running a travel
agency out of your school.
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Here.
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Finish your homework?
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Of course I finished
my homework.
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It's right in here.
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I'll see you tonight, then.
See you tonight, Dad.
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Okay. All right.
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Homework.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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I will be collecting your social
studies assignment this morning.
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You're late, Kevin.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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It's not my fault.
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I was helping Principal Taggert
with a school safety issue.
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And what safety issue
would that be?
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I'm afraid I can't tell you, Miss Walker.
Top-level security.
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Sworn to secrecy.
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Take a seat, Kevin.
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As you know, this assignment is
worth 30% of your final grade,
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so I hope you all took it
very seriously.
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Top-level security?
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It's the best I could come
up with on short notice.
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One of these days, you're
gonna get caught, you know.
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Yeah?
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Well, not today.
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Thank you.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Kevin. Award'?
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Is there a problem, Miss Walker?
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I'm not sure.
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You wrote this paper
all by yourself?
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Stayed up all night,
but it was worth it.
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I really think I learned
something important.
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Uh-huh.
You know what?
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I think I better
call your father
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to confirm that you actually did
write this paper on your own.
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Oh, I wouldn't do
that, Miss Walker.
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My dad's very busy, you know.
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You really shouldn't bother him.
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Mmm. It won't
take a minute.
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And I'm sure your father's interested
in your education, of course.
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Of course.
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PRINCIPAL: (OVER PA)
Happy Friday, kids.
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We are pleased to inform you that we
won't be serving plain, hot mush today.
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It will be hot mush with
applesauce and cinnamon.
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Bon appétit.
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Thanks. Keep the change.
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What if Miss Walker
wasn't kidding?
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What if she really does
call your dad?
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Becca, I'm hurt.
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You, of all people, don't
believe I wrote that paper?
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How long have we been friends?
Since third grade.
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And what's our agreement?
We never lie to each other.
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Right.
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I know you didn't
write that paper.
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Then you also know
I've got a plan.
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TOM: You know we're stalling,
but they don't know that.
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Don't worry about it.
It's just a little white lie.
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(RINGING) Well, just tell
them we need some more time
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to review the documents.
Hang on a sec. Another call.
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(SIGHS)
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Never mind.
It's a wrong number.
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(RINGING)
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Wonder who this is.
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Hello? This is Tom Shepard.
Hello, Mr. Shepard.
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This is Karen Walker, Kevin's
social studies teacher.
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Ah, yes.
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Hello, Karen. Kevin has
told me a lot about you.
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He has?
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He says you're one of the
best teachers at the school.
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Oh! Well,
I don't know about...
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(CLEARS THROAT) I am calling
to confirm something.
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Did Kevin stay up all night working
on his social studies assignment?
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No. No, he did not.
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Ah.
He retired around 3:00 a.m.
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He's been working quite hard
on this paper for weeks.
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I'd be very surprised if it
didn't earn him at least an A.
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Well, I will certainly, um...
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By the way, are you calling
all the parents today?
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Uh. No, but...
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ls there some reason you're
suspicious of my son in particular?
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Well, no, it's just...
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For crying out loud,
cut the kid some slack.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, Miss Walker,
I've got work to do. Bye-bye.
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(CALL DISCONNECTS)
Goodbye...
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Why did I ever doubt you?
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The doctor said
it's a very rare condition...
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And any kind of extreme physical
exertion could result in...
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Excuse me!
Sorry to interrupt.
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Kevin, I need to see you
in my classroom.
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No. Um, actually, I'm in a meeting.
Can it wait?
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It can't.
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Plagiarism?
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They have this wonderful
new program called iCompare
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that correlates instances of selected texts
against known sources on the Internet.
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It could've been a coincidence.
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Forty-seven times?
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I'm afraid the odds are
not in your favor, Kevin.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
I just ran out of time.
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I didn't know what else to do.
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Usually, I would have to
report this to the principal,
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but I think, in this case,
one-week suspension.
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TOM: I can do
better than that.
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One month.
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No Internet, no allowance, no
phone, no video games and no car.
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And, of course, I will need you to redo
your assignment in your own words,
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and in your own
handwriting this time.
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(EXHALES)
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No Internet?
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Tomorrow's the last day
of the semester.
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I want your new assignment on my desk
no later than 9:00 tomorrow morning.
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Or? (SIGHS)
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Summer school?
Seriously?
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KEVIN: Seriously.
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Unless I come up with
a completely new project,
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I'm gonna be spending the entire
summer stuck in some classroom
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with Miss Walker and a
bunch of mouth-breathers.
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Okay, well, let's think. Uh...
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Just pick a topic.
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New technologies.
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Trends in new technologies.
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How am I supposed to write
about new technologies
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if I can't even use
my current technology?
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They say you should write
about what you know.
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Great. So what do I know?
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Well, you know how to lie.
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Thanks.
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Just trying to help.
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This isn't a game, Becca.
This is serious business.
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A game.
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I gotta go!
See you tomorrow.
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But...
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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I'm done!
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No!
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What?
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Great. Just great.
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MAN: Yeah, I'm coming home.
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Nah, it was
a total waste of time.
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No-talent hacks at that stupid game
expo couldn't come up with Ms. Pac-Man
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if you gave' em
three ghosts on a plate.
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Yeah, I'm on my way
to the airport now.
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If the guy could
find the gas pedal!
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I'll call you later.
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So you're in the, uh,
video game business?
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Oh, let me guess.
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You got a great idea for a game?
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Yeah, actually, I do.
It's called...
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Nice guy-
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Kevin Shepard, you're a genius.
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(HORN HONKING)
Oh!
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Oh, no. Oh! Wow.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my gosh, kid.
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I didn't even see you.
You okay?
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(GRUNTS) I think you
broke my tibia.
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Your tibia's in your leg.
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Phantom pains!
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Phantom pains!
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All right, kid.
Looks like you lived.
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We gotta get to the airport!
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Well, what about my bike?
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Tough break.
Hope you have insurance.
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How am I supposed
to get to school?
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Isn't there a bus
for you people?
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I need to get to school now!
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Look, give me a ride and I'll forget all
about this clearly illegal hit-and-run.
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Uh, we didn't run.
We stopped.
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Forget it, kid!
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Thanks to Miss Daisy here, I'm
already late for my flight.
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Ow! My arm!
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My leg!
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We'd better get a police report.
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Someone call 911.
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(GROANS)
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All right!
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He's kidding.
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Shut up. Get in the car.
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Come on!
Come on! Come on!
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Hi. I'm Kevin Shepard.
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Where's your school?
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Fourth and Maple.
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Give it some gas!
We haven't got all day.
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Yes, Mr. Wolf.
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(SIGHS)
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So, what brings you to Columbus?
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(SCOFFS)
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I came here for
the video game expo.
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I was scouting for new talent
for Highcroft Electronics,
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apparently wasting my time.
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Wait.
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Did you say
Highcroft Electronics?
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Have you heard of it?
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Are you kidding?
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Red Thunder? Army Call?
Space Zombie 2?
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That place is legendary.
You work there?
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Oh, Larry Wolf.
Head of Interactive.
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Wow.
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You must be a genius.
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I'll accept that.
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You know, I wrote a game.
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For my social studies
assignment. You want to see?
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Oh. Sure, sure, I do,
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but first, let me grab my ceremonial
knife and commit hari-Highcroft!
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But it's really good.
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Yeah, yeah, read my lips.
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I'm not interested in
your stupid game here.
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(EXHALES)
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Hmm.
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DRIVER: Here we are.
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I guess we're here.
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Yes, we are.
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Hey, can I have my game back?
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Sure, sure, of course. Here, let
me get the door for you here.
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Hey, thanks for the ride.
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We're even, right?
Yeah, sure.
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Good. Out.
(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey, d rive! KEVIN: Hey,
what are you doing?
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But what about
the kid's assignment?
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I said drive,
you idiot! Drive!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Hey. Come back!
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You've got my assignment!
Come back!
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You seriously expect me
to believe this?
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But it's true! I did the
assignment, I swear.
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Uh-huh. So, some guy hits you with his
limousine, then stole your homework?
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Look, I know how it sounds...
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Actually, Kevin,
I don't think you do.
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But I'm telling you the truth.
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Maybe I lied a few times
in the past... A few?
256
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,555
Okay, a lot!
257
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,595
But this time,
you have to believe me.
258
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,824
Please!
259
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,561
Enjoy summer school, Kevin.
260
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,259
Economics.
261
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:21,356
The fundamentals of economics have
remained unchanged for centuries,
262
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,831
with the simple idea
that supply and demand
263
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,030
is the foundation of all commerce in
all fashions all around the world,
264
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,301
wherein, if supply equals "X"
and demand equals
265
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,880
But if we are to understand
that "Y" is greater than "X",
266
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,950
we can invert
the equation and reverse...
267
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,147
Yes!
268
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,193
Yes to economic theory?
269
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,560
Thank you. I agree.
270
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,327
Namaste.
271
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,203
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
272
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,375
(CHUCKLES)
273
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,891
MAN: One with the floor.
274
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,529
Respect your center.
275
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,451
What?
276
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,357
Do we have a problem, Mr.
Shepard? Yeah!
277
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,732
That jerk stole my game!
278
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,868
TOM: You really expect me
to believe this?
279
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,735
But it's true, Dad.
You can look him up.
280
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,994
His name is Larry Wolf, he's
from Highcroft Electronics,
281
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,507
and he took my social
studies assignment.
282
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,033
Are we back to that lie again?
283
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,238
I'm not lying! Oh, wait a second.
Let me see.
284
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,371
Are your lips moving? Yes.
285
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,143
That means you're lying.
286
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,406
(SIGHS)
287
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,642
That hurts, Dad.
288
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,884
How do you think I feel, Kev?
289
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,888
I can't even trust my own son.
290
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:25,978
(CAR HORN HONKS)
291
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,649
(SIGHS)
292
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,424
Now, I'll be back from
New York in three days.
293
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:38,889
This should tide
you over till then.
294
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:43,996
(SIGHS)
295
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,469
And this is for
emergencies only.
296
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,513
You got that?
Got it.
297
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,806
Say it with me. For...
298
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,085
Emergencies only.
Emergencies only.
299
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:59,015
Your mom was always so proud
of you, Kevin. (SIGHS)
300
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:02,148
I can't help but thinking how
disappointed she'd be with all of this.
301
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,754
I know I am.
302
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,157
But, Dad...
Please...
303
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,957
No more lies.
304
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,303
(LINE RINGING)
305
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,979
MAN: Highcroft Electronics.
How can I direct your call?
306
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:31,010
Yes, I'd like to speak to Mr. Larry
Wolf in your Interactive division.
307
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,953
Can I ask who's calling, please?
308
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,046
My name is Kevin Shepard.
309
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,955
And, Mr. Shepard,
what is this regarding?
310
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:38,654
It's regarding my game, Big Fat
Liar, which he stole from me and...
311
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,789
Please don't call back.
(CALL DISCONNECTS)
312
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,059
Hello?
313
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:48,136
Kevin, you've called four times already.
Give it up.
314
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,503
No, not until I talk to Wolf.
315
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:53,716
Do you know how many crank phone
calls they must get there every day?
316
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,073
From people just like you,
317
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,512
who say they had their idea
for a game stolen?
318
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,243
You might as well forget it.
319
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,317
Okay.
320
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,412
I won't call anymore.
Good.
321
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,922
I'm gonna go see him in person.
322
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,557
What?
323
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,093
KEVIN: Think about it!
324
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,720
He can't hang up on me when
I'm standing in his office.
325
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,733
San Francisco is, like,
2,000 miles away.
326
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,428
My dad said for
emergencies only.
327
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,835
This is an emergency.
(SCOFFS)
328
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,152
So wait, you're just
going to walk in there,
329
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:31,467
all by yourself and
try to meet this guy?
330
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,074
You're right.
I can't do this alone.
331
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:42,186
Me? No! I can't go
to San Francisco.
332
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,920
Give me one good reason why not.
333
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,086
(LAUGHS)
I'll give you two.
334
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,719
My parents.
335
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,229
They'll never say yes to this.
336
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,591
So lie.
337
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,494
(SIGHS)
338
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,537
(VOCALIZING)
339
00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:01,000
Mom? Dad?
340
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,945
There's something
I have to tell you.
341
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,450
I've decided I want
to go to Yoga Camp.
342
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,076
(GASPS)
343
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,244
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
344
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,432
How's the new phone?
345
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,938
Perfect. Thanks, Dad.
346
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,715
Highcroft Electronics, please.
347
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:54,722
There he is.
348
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,429
Yo. Hansel and Gretel.
349
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,605
Where do you think you're going?
350
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,068
We're here to see Larry Wolf.
351
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:06,502
Uh-huh.
352
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,236
Got an appointment?
353
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,803
Not exactly, but he's going
to want to talk to me.
354
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,307
Oh, yeah.
355
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,112
I'm sure he's been dreaming
of this his whole life.
356
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:16,945
(SCOFFS)
357
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:20,320
Look, Jimmy, we've come a very
long way for this meeting.
358
00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:24,087
I would suggest you just call upstairs and
let him know that Kevin Shepard is here.
359
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:28,022
Hi, Mr. Wolf?
360
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,599
It's Jimmy in the lobby.
361
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,295
I was hoping to get fired
today for bothering you
362
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,998
about a couple of snotty kids
who don't have an appointment.
363
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:37,129
On second thought,
364
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,639
I'll keep my job.
365
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:42,468
Buh-bye.
366
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,780
Now what?
367
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:01,789
Be right back.
368
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:10,464
Go on up.
369
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,243
Mmm, go on up.
370
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,848
Yeah, go on up.
371
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,685
COMPUTER: Bigger Fatter Liar.
372
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:32,651
(BEEPING)
373
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:37,597
Oh... It's not supposed
to do that, sir.
374
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:40,559
It's not supposed to freeze
in the middle of the game?
375
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,003
I had no idea...
You're such an idiot!
376
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:47,869
(STAMMERS) It's still got a few bugs, but
I'm sure once we get it up and running,
377
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,613
you won't be able
to put it down, Mr. Wolf.
378
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,510
No, no, I doubt that.
379
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:53,379
I do not play video games.
380
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,783
Video games are for losers
with nothing better to do.
381
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,045
Uh...
382
00:23:01,246 --> 00:23:03,226
Excuse me, Mr. Wolf?
Hmm?
383
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:06,854
If you don't like the games, why are
you running the Interactive division?
384
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,721
Well, let me ask
you something, Connie.
385
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,229
It's Kenny, sir.
386
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,427
Yeah, whatever.
387
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,300
Do you think that
I like microwave ovens?
388
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,429
No, I don't.
389
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,031
Microwave ovens cook like crap,
390
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:22,476
and they don't even get
the popcorn setting correct.
391
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:27,380
But I spent five years
in appliances.
392
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,383
Five long years.
393
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,414
I pioneered convection-roasting
technology.
394
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:38,552
I introduced the
FridgeMate TV system.
395
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:41,722
I tripled the revenue
for that department.
396
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,631
I was a shoo-in to be
president of this company.
397
00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:47,394
Top-floor office.
398
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,494
Big pay raise.
399
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,897
A view.
400
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,670
You have a wonderful view, sir.
401
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,177
Oh, yeah? Really?
Look at this.
402
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,509
Oh.
403
00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,914
Exactly.
404
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,148
I've worked for this
company for 30 years.
405
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,779
I deserved to be president.
406
00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:09,655
They owed it to me. But what
did Old Man Highcroft do?
407
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:11,853
He gave the job to his grandson.
408
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,293
His idiot grandson!
409
00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:14,455
I meant to say that.
410
00:24:14,519 --> 00:24:15,623
Now, you listen to me.
411
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:18,829
I'm going to work you morons
like rented monkeys
412
00:24:19,424 --> 00:24:22,428
until I turn this turd of a
department into a winner.
413
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:27,100
Then I'm going to show them who
should be president of this company!
414
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,200
Capisce?
415
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,370
Yup.
416
00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:36,653
(MUMBLES) Hmm.
417
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,046
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
418
00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:41,949
(SIGHS)
419
00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:46,620
Wait here.
420
00:24:58,396 --> 00:24:59,707
I'm sorry. Mr. Wolf is
in a meeting right now.
421
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:01,131
He's going to have
to call you back.
422
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:03,844
Delivery for Mr. Wolf.
423
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,280
Thank you. You can just
put that right there.
424
00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,908
Sorry. This is
a special order.
425
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:11,920
Mr. Wolf asked for this
to be hand-delivered to him.
426
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,422
Well, I'm Mr. Wolf's
executive assistant.
427
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,322
I'm sure I can handle this.
428
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:22,890
My instructions were
very specific, Penny.
429
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:25,864
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
430
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,197
(KEYPAD CLICKING)
431
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,340
Cyberdatetoday.com?
432
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,349
Oh, Penny.
433
00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:51,719
Just give it to me!
434
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:52,853
No!
435
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:54,420
Look, kid, it's just a pizza!
436
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,121
(PHONE RINGING)
437
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:57,623
Oh.
438
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:58,961
Mr. Wolf's office.
439
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,559
Hi, Penny, it's Mike.
440
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:02,696
Mike?
441
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:06,375
I had a really good time
last night at, uh...
442
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:09,470
Olive Garden?
443
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:14,377
Oh! So did I, Mike. I didn't
expect to hear from you so soon.
444
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:15,943
L need to see you again.
445
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,083
Can you meet me right away?
446
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,615
When?
447
00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,886
Now.
Right now?
448
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:25,451
I know it sounds crazy,
but I have to see you.
449
00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:28,121
I need to tell you how I feel.
450
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,289
Oh, Mike.
451
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:32,766
I think this could be the start
of something very special.
452
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,094
I'm in the lobby.
453
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,230
I'll be right down.
454
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,300
Oh!
455
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:44,476
You're still here. Fine, yeah.
You can go. Fine.
456
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:48,449
Thanks.
457
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,321
Good luck.
458
00:26:54,479 --> 00:26:55,958
Thanks.
459
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,588
Wait. What? Uh...
460
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,695
Don't worry, Mr. Wolf.
461
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:07,531
We'll do our best to see that
Big Fat Liar launches on time.
462
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:10,697
You'd better, because if
it doesn't, Candy... Kenny.
463
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,103
Yeah, whatever.
464
00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:14,439
The point is, is that if
you don't fix this game,
465
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:17,844
I'm gonna see to it that you spend
the rest of your pathetic life
466
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:21,679
programming talking baby
dolls till your ears bleed!
467
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,355
Hi. Remember me?
468
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,715
Penny!
469
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,884
She's on a date.
470
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,618
All right, everybody, get out.
471
00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:38,360
Now!
472
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:39,627
Now!
473
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:48,037
So, let me guess. This is
about, um, Big Fat Liar, right?
474
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:49,807
So you do remember?
475
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,640
What do you want, kid?
476
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:52,847
BECCA: What do you
think he wants?
477
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:55,078
Uh, money, credit
and an apology.
478
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,675
Actually, no.
479
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,748
What?
What?
480
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:03,716
All I want is for you to call
my dad and tell him the truth.
481
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:05,726
Seriously? We came all
this way for that?
482
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:08,755
You want me to call your dad,
483
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:13,359
Daddy, and tell him that I,
um, stole your idea?
484
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:15,729
Exactly.
485
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:17,031
Let me think about that.
486
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:19,097
Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
487
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:20,866
Mr. Wolf.
488
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,605
Larry...
Mr. Wolf.
489
00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:25,380
Come on! Think about it.
490
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,477
I think we both know you want
to do the right thing.
491
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,609
(CHUCKLES)
492
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:31,779
Pretty much goes without saying that
if I'm going to steal somebody's idea,
493
00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,955
which you have
absolutely no proof of,
494
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:37,424
I'm probably not going
to do the right thing.
495
00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,864
Security!
Mr. Wolf?
496
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,058
You're making a big mistake.
497
00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:44,862
Is that a threat?
498
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,297
(LAUGHS) Let me tell you
something, kid.
499
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:51,704
I didn't get this far in the corporate
snake pit by being intimidated,
500
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:55,267
especially by some
smart-ass kid.
501
00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,640
So why don't you and
Fly-Over Barbie here
502
00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:00,216
go back to Hooterville,
where you belong?
503
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:04,911
I came up with Big Fat Liar, and I
am never going to admit otherwise.
504
00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:09,552
Oh, Mr. Wolf,
I am so sorry.
505
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:14,287
Oh! So am I, because the unemployment
line is so long these days!
506
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,623
Steroids, get these two
out of my sight.
507
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,093
Yes, sir.
508
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:20,993
(SIGHS)
509
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:22,564
Hey!
510
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,565
Nice try with the phone.
511
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:29,334
Beat it.
512
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,476
Kids! (LAUGHS)
513
00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:38,848
Zip it.
514
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:47,423
Well, it was worth a shot.
515
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:50,657
If it's any consolation,
I believed you all along.
516
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,166
Oh, this isn't over.
517
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,937
Well, what else can you do?
You heard Wolf.
518
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:56,472
You don't have any proof, and
he's not going to admit anything.
519
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:58,636
Not yet.
520
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,538
You bumped his phone?
521
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:08,845
Got all the data when
it was in my pocket.
522
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,684
Addresses, phone numbers,
schedules, emails...
523
00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:15,314
ls that...
Uh-huh.
524
00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:18,990
What kind of moron keeps his
credit card numbers in his phone?
525
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,388
He could have done this
the easy way.
526
00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:24,662
But now, we're gonna
do things my way.
527
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:32,473
RECEPTIONIST:
Of course, Mr. Wolf.
528
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:36,502
Your father has arranged a pre-paid
room, all expenses on his account.
529
00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:40,243
Welcome to
the Fairmont Nob Hill.
530
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,041
(SNAPS FINGER) Front!
531
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:49,184
Wow.
532
00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,187
This is beautiful.
533
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,063
Tell me they have a minibar.
534
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,733
$50 for a cheeseburger?
535
00:31:06,397 --> 00:31:07,705
Yeah, that's crazy.
536
00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,345
We need to spend more money.
537
00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:11,505
Let's go out for dinner.
538
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:15,008
Um, Kevin, I didn't
exactly pack for going out.
539
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:18,847
Don't worry, we'll just put
it on Larry Wolf's tab.
540
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,974
You know what?
541
00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,599
We'll take them all.
542
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,009
How much is this going to cost?
543
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:51,537
Uh... Who cares?
544
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:55,440
Don't you think it's a bit ironic,
trying to prove to your dad
545
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,986
that you're telling the truth by
lying, cheating, and stealing?
546
00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:01,486
Wolf ripped me off.
I'm just paying him back.
547
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:04,987
Oh, look. Caviar!
548
00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:08,221
Really expensive caviar.
549
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:09,488
(CHUCKLES)
550
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:19,069
BECCA: I still feel bad
about this.
551
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:22,467
I told you, Wolf deserves it.
552
00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:23,910
Not that, this.
553
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,846
I really don't mind sleeping on
the couch if you want the bed.
554
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:29,350
You came all this way with me.
It's the least I could do.
555
00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:32,183
True. Are you going to
the homecoming dance?
556
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,883
No. You?
557
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,221
(SCOFFS) Give me a break. It's
a stupid, outdated ceremony.
558
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,352
Designed to maintain
the status quo.
559
00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,427
And feed the egos of
cool kids in school.
560
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,396
Well, you can't dance, anyway.
561
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,192
Oh.
562
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:46,667
Well, you dance like a duck.
563
00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:50,700
You move like you've
got explosive diarrhea.
564
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,400
I do not!
(SCOFFS)
565
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,442
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
566
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,541
Dance, Kevin, dance!
567
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:58,875
(LAUGHING)
568
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:01,743
You're going down!
569
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,684
(PHONE RINGING)
570
00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:16,193
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
571
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,294
Hi, Dad.
Hey, Kev.
572
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,159
I'm just checking in.
Is everything okay?
573
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,732
Just great. I'm learning
a lot at summer school.
574
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,711
I really think this is going
to be a life-changing event.
575
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,308
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
576
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,880
I'll be home in a couple days,
577
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,381
but if you need anything,
just let me, you know...
578
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:37,784
Gotta go, Dad! Don't want to be
late for civil disobedience class.
579
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,723
Hurry up.
580
00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:53,963
Got it.
581
00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:55,093
(SIGHS)
582
00:34:58,296 --> 00:34:59,434
Send.
583
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:14,018
I think it's time we saw San Francisco.
Don't you?
584
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,320
Good morning, Mr. Wolf,
585
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,452
Miss... Wolf.
586
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,457
May I arrange a car for you?
587
00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:23,332
Thank you, Elliot.
588
00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:25,496
You may.
589
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,161
Oh.
590
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:31,432
(SHOWER RUNNING)
591
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:38,038
WOLF: (SINGING) Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
592
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,273
(INHALES DEEPLY)
593
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:42,784
Figaro!
594
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:45,147
Figaro, Figaro,
Figaro, Figaro, Figaro
595
00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:46,779
(RINGS AND CHIMES)
596
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,464
(WHOOPS) Ah!
597
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:57,165
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
598
00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,035
Kevin.
Hello, San Francisco!
599
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,729
Kevin!
(CHIMING RINGING)
600
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,474
You've got a call.
The bank.
601
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:06,865
(SIGHS)
602
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,706
Larry Wolf.
603
00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:11,675
Yes, this is he.
604
00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:14,175
Unusual charges?
605
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:16,550
No, those are all accounted for.
606
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,814
Just treating my little
lady to a day in the city,
607
00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:20,082
if that's okay with you.
608
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:25,027
Yes, we might be making
a few more big purchases.
609
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,555
Very big-
610
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:30,089
Yes, you too.
Buh-bye now.
611
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,091
Are we in trouble?
612
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,033
Please. It's all
under control.
613
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:40,036
So, you really
Mr. Wolf's kids?
614
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:41,569
Yep.
615
00:36:41,899 --> 00:36:43,845
Hmm. Interesting.
616
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,847
Mr. Wolf has no kids.
617
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,178
Oh. Well, he doesn't
like to talk about us.
618
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,639
We're the black sheep
in the family.
619
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,880
Cut the crap. I work
for Highcroft Electronics.
620
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:55,781
The hotel, they called the
company to arrange the limo.
621
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:57,215
Uh-oh.
622
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:58,720
Yeah. Uh-oh.
623
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:03,788
I overheard you talking about
using his credit card.
624
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,265
What are you up to?
625
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:07,863
Nothing. It's all authorized.
626
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,871
DRIVER: Give me a break.
627
00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:12,306
Let me tell you a little story.
628
00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:16,936
Before I drive limo,
I used to work for Mr. Wolf.
629
00:37:17,268 --> 00:37:18,645
You designed video games?
630
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:20,441
No, housewares.
631
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,448
I was the top engineer in
the whole appliance division.
632
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,236
Ever heard of the FridgeMate?
633
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,957
The TV set built
into the refrigerator?
634
00:37:30,381 --> 00:37:32,054
That was me. (CHUCKLES)
635
00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:34,662
I've always wondered why
people wanted to watch TV
636
00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,060
standing in front of the fridge.
637
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,760
I don't know.
They just do.
638
00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:42,999
My point is,
it was my invention,
639
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,836
and then my boss,
the Mr. Larry Wolf,
640
00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:49,071
he stole my idea
and pretended it was his own!
641
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:52,806
I know the feeling.
642
00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:54,143
Why didn't you say something?
643
00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:55,576
But what would I say?
644
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,110
Hmm? I had no proof, and it
was his word against mine.
645
00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:01,423
And when I confronted him on it,
646
00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:05,427
he reassigned me to
the transportation department,
647
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,429
and he said
if I ever complained,
648
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,863
he would blacklist
my name all over town!
649
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:10,989
(SPITS)
650
00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,102
Why are you telling us all this?
651
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:18,998
Because, I can tell that you
two are up to something,
652
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:26,010
and if it involves causing
any Hooterville to Mr. Wolf,
653
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:27,874
I'm in.
654
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:38,320
According to his schedule,
he's in meetings all day.
655
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:39,821
BECCA: So?
656
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,662
So, he won't be home.
657
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,461
The perfect time to drop by
his house for a little visit.
658
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,035
And then we kill him, hmm?
659
00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:49,961
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
660
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,166
Suit yourself.
661
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,635
(SIGHS)
662
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:57,236
Tomorrow, you have your meeting with Mr.
Highcroft at 2:00...
663
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:01,044
Oh, that little twerp. Why do I
have to waste my time on him?
664
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:03,641
Because he is the company's president.
(LAUGHS)
665
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,068
And then you're being interviewed
by the TV station at 3:00.
666
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,354
Those bozos better
have Big Fat Liar ready,
667
00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:12,257
'cause if Highcroft finds
out, we're in trouble.
668
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,853
He'll pull the plug
on this whole thing.
669
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:17,697
I'm sure they're working as hard
as they can. Well, I'm not.
670
00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:20,928
I want Dopey and his Short
Bus Team here all night.
671
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:22,696
Hmm?
672
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,404
I want that game checked
and double-checked
673
00:39:24,428 --> 00:39:26,169
till it's good to go,
you got that?
674
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,668
All night, sir?
675
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:31,339
Oh, I want you to stick
around and supervise. Me?
676
00:39:31,402 --> 00:39:33,575
What? Did I st-st-st-stutter?
677
00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:37,451
This has gotta be your top priority.
Got it?
678
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,556
Yes, sir, Mr. Wolf.
Good.
679
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,955
Have a nice night.
You, too.
680
00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:46,919
"Top priority."
681
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,109
KEVIN: Cozy.
682
00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:11,618
BECCA: How do we get in?
683
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,816
I've got this.
684
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:28,000
KEVIN: Those don't look like
refrigerator repair tools.
685
00:40:28,325 --> 00:40:31,329
Mmm. Sometimes, the
refrigerator is in a place
686
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,806
that's hard to get to, you know.
687
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:34,171
Let me try.
688
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:35,767
(BEEPING)
689
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:39,473
Key code, 555-55-55.
690
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:40,640
Clever.
691
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,582
(ALARM BEEPING)
692
00:40:49,513 --> 00:40:50,821
What do we do?
693
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:59,963
Alarm code, 555-55-55.
694
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,004
(CHUCKLES)
At least he's consistent.
695
00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:03,127
(ALARM STOPS)
696
00:41:05,629 --> 00:41:07,870
Wow. Nice place.
697
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:10,643
Yes. We should
torch it, no?
698
00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:14,509
Let's just look around
a bit first, okay, Ivan?
699
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:20,378
Okay, whatever.
700
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:24,017
(TYPING)
701
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,530
Anything interesting?
702
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,931
He's downloaded every
episode of My Little Pony.
703
00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:36,299
Even the Christmas special?
704
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:42,007
What? It's a really good show.
705
00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:45,645
I'll just take everything
and sort it out later.
706
00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:49,476
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
707
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:50,848
Hey.
708
00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:53,520
Look at these.
709
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:59,052
These are for...
Yeah, they are.
710
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,622
We got him.
711
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:06,832
(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)
712
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,047
Oh, he's got mu-sh...
713
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,347
I've hidden the car.
714
00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:25,712
Did you get the stuff?
715
00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,153
You must never question Ivan.
716
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:31,920
Skin bleach.
717
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,692
(CHUCKLES)
718
00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:40,562
And skin dye.
(CHUCKLES)
719
00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:42,529
(GATE RATTLING)
720
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:44,066
He's here.
721
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,002
Game on.
722
00:42:51,201 --> 00:42:53,875
The alarm! We forgot to
turn the alarm back on.
723
00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:02,682
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
724
00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:10,721
(ALARM BEEPING)
725
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,935
(ALARM STOPS)
726
00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:41,623
(MIMICS BLENDER)
727
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:19,917
Ah...
728
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:29,162
Hmm.
729
00:45:34,164 --> 00:45:35,199
(PANTS)
730
00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:38,202
Mmm.
731
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:41,842
(TREADMILL BEEPS)
732
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:50,790
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
733
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:53,953
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
734
00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:57,028
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
735
00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,930
Every day I'm getting faster...
736
00:45:59,022 --> 00:46:02,401
Do you think it's gonna work? Every
day I'm getting faster, stronger.
737
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:05,303
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
738
00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:07,466
Every day I'm...
(MUTTERING)
739
00:46:07,564 --> 00:46:08,702
Maybe we didn't use enough.
740
00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:10,738
(MUMBLES)
741
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:15,876
(GRUNTS)
742
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,083
I think we used enough.
743
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:19,482
(ALL LAUGHING)
744
00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:21,382
Let's get to work.
745
00:46:25,582 --> 00:46:28,085
(GRUNTING)
746
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:34,162
Oh! What did I do last night?
747
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,902
My head's killing me.
(PANTING)
748
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:47,979
(URINATES)
(SIGHS)
749
00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:18,379
(SCREAMING)
750
00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:27,344
(SCREAMING)
751
00:47:29,112 --> 00:47:30,182
That kid!
752
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:32,390
It's that kid!
753
00:47:32,549 --> 00:47:33,789
(GRUNTING)
754
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:38,493
(PHONE RINGING)
755
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:42,537
Mr. Wolf's office.
756
00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:46,199
Hi, Penny. It's Melissa
from Mr. Highcroft's office.
757
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:49,175
It's about his meeting
today with Mr. Wolf.
758
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,173
(PANTING)
759
00:47:56,039 --> 00:47:57,518
(BLUBBERING)
760
00:47:58,542 --> 00:47:59,987
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
761
00:48:05,415 --> 00:48:06,485
What?
762
00:48:07,417 --> 00:48:10,227
Mr. Highcroft's office called. He
changed your appointment to noon.
763
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,993
He'd like to meet you
for lunch instead.
764
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:14,262
No, no, no. No! No!
765
00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:17,896
I'm trying to find your day-planner
to see if that'll work...
766
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,741
Did you want me to tell him
you're unavailable?
767
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:24,506
No. He'll think
something's wrong.
768
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:27,344
Okay. I'm texting you
the address right now.
769
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,576
(WOLF EXCLAIMS)
770
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,048
Are you sure you're up
for this meeting?
771
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,910
What is that supposed to mean?
772
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,851
You just sound a little odd.
773
00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:37,025
You just... You just mind
your own business!
774
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:38,690
(PANTING)
775
00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:40,787
I'm fine.
776
00:48:42,452 --> 00:48:44,056
Everything's fine!
777
00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:51,228
(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)
778
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,115
(ENGINE STARTING)
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
779
00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:08,548
Huh?
780
00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:11,558
(GRUNTING)
781
00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:16,553
(HORN HONKING)
782
00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:20,901
Kevin Shepard,
I'm going to kill you!
783
00:49:22,225 --> 00:49:24,466
(HONKING CONTINUES)
784
00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:15,831
(HONKING AND MUSIC CONTINUE)
785
00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:17,790
Shut the hell up, you moron!
786
00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:20,351
Sorry! It's not me!
It's the car.
787
00:50:20,450 --> 00:50:21,986
Oh, really? Really?
788
00:50:26,623 --> 00:50:30,662
Are you kidding me? This
is a $200,000 automobile!
789
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:32,738
Good for you, buddy!
Good for you!
790
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:35,741
I got your license plate,
Hooterville!
791
00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:36,969
So sue me!
792
00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:39,979
Oh! Yeah!
793
00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:44,648
Problem, sir? Whoa!
794
00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:50,356
Officer, did you see that?
795
00:50:52,649 --> 00:50:54,227
Please put your hands
where I can see them, sir.
796
00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:57,494
No, no. That hillbilly! He
deliberately backed into my car!
797
00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:00,057
Uh-huh. Can I see your license
and registration, please?
798
00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:01,334
Oh, no, I got a meeting
I got to get...
799
00:51:01,358 --> 00:51:02,928
Hey! No sudden
movements, sir.
800
00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:05,328
(SIGHS) Ah, it's in
the glove compartment.
801
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:08,203
Cirque do Soleil in town?
802
00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:11,576
What? No, no. It's just... This is a prank.
It's a long story.
803
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:12,937
What's this?
804
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:16,741
What... What is this?
805
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,218
These are the blueprints for
the bank over on 17th Street.
806
00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:20,846
No, this.
What is this?
807
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:22,382
Gun!
808
00:51:22,446 --> 00:51:24,119
Gun!
What? No! It's rubber!
809
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,284
You see? It's a fake gun!
810
00:51:25,382 --> 00:51:27,702
Come on! I mean, it's my first
day on the job. Just freeze.
811
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,228
What are you gonna do'? You gonna...
No, no, no, no...
812
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:31,732
(TASER BUZZING)
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
813
00:51:42,199 --> 00:51:45,043
OFFICER: Yeah. There might
be more of them there, so...
814
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:48,276
Better put out an APB for any
mimes carrying concealed weapons.
815
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:57,581
(KEVIN CHUCKLES)
816
00:51:58,548 --> 00:52:01,620
Got him.
Good. Now can we go home?
817
00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:03,897
Why? I thought
we were having fun.
818
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,160
We are.
819
00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:08,429
It's just, I feel bad
about lying to my parents.
820
00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:12,463
Come on. A little lie here and
there doesn't hurt anybody.
821
00:52:13,897 --> 00:52:16,400
Besides, it makes
life interesting.
822
00:52:17,267 --> 00:52:18,644
It makes me interesting.
823
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:22,014
You don't need a lie to do that.
824
00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,096
I guess, after my mom died,
825
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:41,625
it just seemed easier to make up stuff
than it was to have to face the truth.
826
00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:43,803
I just sort of got used to it.
827
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,864
Well, I don't want
to get used to it.
828
00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:47,974
(LAUGHS) Like you've never
lied to your parents before?
829
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:49,272
Once.
830
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:53,212
You remember that time we snuck out and
went to the Midnight Madness movies?
831
00:52:53,303 --> 00:52:55,783
Yeah?
I got caught.
832
00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:57,846
You never told me that.
833
00:52:57,941 --> 00:53:00,717
I didn't want to make you feel
bad, but I got in big trouble.
834
00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,517
I told them I snuck out alone.
835
00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:04,986
You lied for me? Why?
836
00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,959
Because, dummy, uh...
837
00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:10,988
You're my best friend.
838
00:53:12,656 --> 00:53:14,067
And that's the truth.
839
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:23,705
WOLF: What took you so long?
PENNY: I'm sorry.
840
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,542
But I had to explain to accounting
why I needed bail money!
841
00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:31,379
Mr. Wolf, I don't understand why you had
bank blueprints, and a mask, and a gun!
842
00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:33,078
It wasn't a real gun!
843
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:36,251
Officer.
844
00:53:37,514 --> 00:53:38,891
Mr. Wolf!
845
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,990
Well, you have been acting
very suspicious lately.
846
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,762
It's not me, it's...
Oh, never mind.
847
00:53:46,856 --> 00:53:47,926
Yes, sir.
848
00:53:48,024 --> 00:53:49,702
Does it have anything to
do with your face, sir?
849
00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:51,171
Oh, shut up, Penny!
850
00:53:54,197 --> 00:53:56,507
That's not how you found my car!
Oh, no. Oh, no.
851
00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,509
OFFICER: That's how
I found your car.
852
00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,440
You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.
853
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,076
Go back to France, creep!
854
00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,449
I'm not from France!
855
00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:15,194
(HORN HONKING)
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
856
00:54:16,686 --> 00:54:17,790
Would you open it?
857
00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,464
Idiot!
858
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,202
Well, you're welcome!
859
00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:54,893
(SIGHS)
860
00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:03,068
You're kidding.
861
00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:05,406
Okay.
862
00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,580
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
863
00:55:12,942 --> 00:55:13,977
Oh.
864
00:55:23,753 --> 00:55:25,096
(GAGS)
865
00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:30,132
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
866
00:55:49,446 --> 00:55:50,481
(GRUNTS)
867
00:55:56,386 --> 00:55:57,456
(MUSIC STOPS)
868
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:08,737
Go, Niners!
869
00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:19,182
I'm looking for a man
named Highcroft.
870
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:23,323
I think you're in the
wrong place, freakshow.
871
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:24,820
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
872
00:56:25,315 --> 00:56:29,525
Are you threatening me
because I'm wearing makeup?
873
00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:32,096
Because I look like a mime?
874
00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:35,226
Because I'm just
a little bit different?
875
00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:38,999
I thought this was America.
876
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:41,506
I thought...
877
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:46,275
(EXHALES)
878
00:56:46,936 --> 00:56:48,006
(GAGS)
879
00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:50,283
I thought
880
00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:57,518
we were supposed to accept people,
no matter what they look like.
881
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,117
(SNIFFS)
882
00:57:00,216 --> 00:57:01,752
Phew! Or smell like.
883
00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:06,029
I mean, after all,
I don't get on your case
884
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:10,560
when you get a little drunk and
try to get romantic with a squid.
885
00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:11,728
(CHUCKLES)
886
00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:13,807
No, I do not.
887
00:57:15,298 --> 00:57:17,710
I mean, in my book.
888
00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:23,080
What you people do on the high
seas stays on the high seas!
889
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,412
Am I right?
890
00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:28,916
Who's with me?
891
00:57:38,154 --> 00:57:39,428
So, you give up yet?
892
00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:41,792
It was you?
893
00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:43,836
What'd you do to my face?
894
00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:48,006
I can't... I can't get it off!
My face!
895
00:57:48,097 --> 00:57:51,476
I... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna kill you!
896
00:57:52,402 --> 00:57:53,813
Careful, Wolfie.
897
00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:56,076
They don't care much for
mimes around these parts.
898
00:57:56,773 --> 00:57:57,808
(GRUNTS)
899
00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:03,286
Oh! Doesn't matter.
I mean, fine.
900
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:07,426
I mean, you got me with your
little sophomoric prank, right?
901
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,930
But, big picture?
902
00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:13,524
I'm the winner.
You're the loser!
903
00:58:13,857 --> 00:58:15,097
We'll see.
Oh, yeah.
904
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,264
Oh, yeah.
We'll see. We'll see.
905
00:58:18,595 --> 00:58:19,835
Yeah! We'll see!
906
00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:22,373
Where's my car?
907
00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:24,035
(SIREN WAILING)
908
00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:34,712
(ALL LAUGHING)
909
00:58:34,978 --> 00:58:36,048
Taxi!
910
00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,791
(VOCALIZES)
911
00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:43,991
ls he here yet?
912
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:45,726
Well, actually...
Good, good, good.
913
00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:48,942
'Cause I don't want that little toad
running off to his grandpa, telling him...
914
00:58:48,992 --> 00:58:50,869
No, no, no... I kept his
precious brat waiting.
915
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,668
Miss Wise, I don't have time
to sit around and waste...
916
00:58:53,730 --> 00:58:56,973
Mr. Highcroft! What a
pleasure it is to see you!
917
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,404
Oh, would you please accept
my humblest apologies
918
00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:03,712
for my being a little late?
It was car trouble.
919
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,987
Yeah, whatever. Wolf, what's
going on with your face?
920
00:59:07,810 --> 00:59:09,756
What? Oh, my...
(LAUGHS)
921
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:13,555
My face? Yes, my face.
My face...
922
00:59:13,716 --> 00:59:16,196
It's a publicity stunt.
Publicity!
923
00:59:16,252 --> 00:59:19,893
For that new carnival game
that we have in development.
924
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,866
(VOCALIZING)
925
00:59:23,493 --> 00:59:25,063
You look completely stupid.
926
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,898
Oh. Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
927
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:35,278
All right, I'm here
to see Big Fat Liar.
928
00:59:35,371 --> 00:59:36,873
What do you have to show me?
929
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,679
You! Showtime.
(GRUNTS)
930
00:59:39,776 --> 00:59:40,880
(CHUCKLES)
931
00:59:40,944 --> 00:59:44,858
So, we're all set for the big
launch tomorrow, right, Kelly?
932
00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,188
"Kenny."
Kenny.
933
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,422
Gotcha. Here. Start it.
934
00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:51,163
No, no, no. No, no, Mr. Wolf! No, no,
no, no? Oh! You want me to do it?
935
00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:52,757
Okay, here we go. Ready?
936
00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:54,766
Big Fat Liar! (BEEPS)
937
00:59:55,024 --> 00:59:56,935
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Bigger Fatter Liar!
938
01:00:04,968 --> 01:00:06,072
What is this crap?
939
01:00:07,737 --> 01:00:09,910
What is this crap?
I tried to tell you!
940
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:14,915
Yeah, we're still beta-testing, sir.
It's all very technical.
941
01:00:14,978 --> 01:00:17,618
I know what
beta-testing means, Wolf!
942
01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:19,951
Look, I am sick of your excuses.
943
01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:23,587
We have millions committed to
the marketing campaign on this.
944
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,463
Get out of my way!
945
01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:29,102
I'm sure that we can...
946
01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:32,105
I want to see this game up and
running by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow.
947
01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:35,904
Otherwise, I pull the plug
on Big Fat Liar and you.
948
01:00:36,399 --> 01:00:37,434
(GRUNTS)
949
01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:41,114
Well... I...
950
01:00:42,605 --> 01:00:45,085
There's a problem with the buffer overflow.
It keeps crashing.
951
01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:46,950
I don't even know
what that means!
952
01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:48,290
Well, we worked on it all night.
953
01:00:48,411 --> 01:00:50,155
You know they lock the
bathrooms after 6:00 p.m.?
954
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:51,249
I had to pee in the sink.
955
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,521
You know, I have to be
on television in one hour
956
01:00:53,616 --> 01:00:55,254
to promote a game
that doesn't exist!
957
01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:57,258
Would you like me
to call and cancel?
958
01:00:58,454 --> 01:01:00,365
No. I don't want to give
him the satisfaction.
959
01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:03,270
Who?
Huh?
960
01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,703
Never mind.
961
01:01:04,794 --> 01:01:07,035
Now, you listen to me,
you little mud weasel.
962
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,132
I want you to go back
to work and fix that game,
963
01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:11,007
because if it goes down,
I go down,
964
01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:14,547
and if I go down,
I'm not going down alone.
965
01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:19,882
Tell maintenance
to rip that sink out.
966
01:01:27,617 --> 01:01:28,789
Did you get it?
967
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:32,458
Who knew it would be so hard to find
these in San Francisco? But I got it.
968
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:35,628
Why do they call it
a "ghost pepper"?
969
01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:39,398
Maybe because nobody who eats one
lives long enough to warn you not to.
970
01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:08,565
So Judy's going to ask you a
few questions about the game,
971
01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:11,264
and then we'll show some screen
shots to tell the story.
972
01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,540
That sound okay?
973
01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,166
Sounds great.
974
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:20,240
What exactly happened
to your face, anyways?
975
01:02:21,437 --> 01:02:23,007
I don't know.
976
01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:24,176
What happened to yours?
977
01:02:25,341 --> 01:02:26,445
(LAUGHS)
978
01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:28,681
(BOTH LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
979
01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:34,961
More eyebrows.
980
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:37,795
The other one.
981
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:42,430
KEVIN: Excuse me?
Excuse me.
982
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:46,437
Excuse me? Hi. Are you
the producer? Yes.
983
01:02:46,529 --> 01:02:47,803
I'm Jeff.
984
01:02:47,897 --> 01:02:51,242
I'm an intern at Highcroft Electronics,
and I'm totally embarrassed,
985
01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:55,043
but I forgot to give Mr. Wolf his
energy drink before he left the office.
986
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:57,914
No problem. He's just... Could
you give it to him? Please?
987
01:02:57,974 --> 01:03:00,454
I don't think I could take him
yelling at me again today.
988
01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:02,887
Sure. No problem.
Thanks.
989
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:05,957
Poor kid.
990
01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:10,126
(VOCALIZING)
991
01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:11,721
A-E-I-O-U.
992
01:03:16,926 --> 01:03:18,564
Almost forgot your energy drink.
993
01:03:19,061 --> 01:03:20,096
(BELL RINGS)
994
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,075
But I... I didn't...
995
01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:25,112
MAN: In five, four,
three, two...
996
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,013
Welcome back, everyone.
997
01:03:28,104 --> 01:03:31,574
We are here now with Larry
Wolf, VP of Interactive and...
998
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:33,416
WOLF: President
of Interactive.
999
01:03:33,676 --> 01:03:37,146
President of Interactive
at Highcroft Electronics.
1000
01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:38,748
Well, ifs nice to be here.
1001
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,352
JUDY: (LAUGHS) Well, your company is...
Here we go.
1002
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:45,021
About to release its highly anticipated
game, Big Fat Liar, tomorrow,
1003
01:03:45,121 --> 01:03:48,261
to what is sure to be
a media extravaganza.
1004
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:49,769
We are very excited about it.
1005
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,305
Yes, now, I have to admit,
1006
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:52,998
we were all a little miffed here
1007
01:03:53,095 --> 01:03:55,598
that we didn't get a chance
to play the game ourselves.
1008
01:03:56,132 --> 01:03:58,544
We are keeping this game
under lock and key.
1009
01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:00,545
It's... It's that good.
1010
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:03,216
JUDY: Now, there
were rumors about...
1011
01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:04,946
There have been
some development issues...
1012
01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:06,179
Come on, come on!
1013
01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:07,618
With the game.
Is that true?
1014
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:13,184
No, we're just not releasing a review copy
of the game because it's too exciting.
1015
01:04:13,282 --> 01:04:16,525
(LAUGHS) We just want everybody
to be surprised by it.
1016
01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:19,793
Okay, well,
that sounds fantastic.
1017
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,666
Surely, you can tell us a little
bit about the game, though.
1018
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,368
I can't.
1019
01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:28,675
Is it first-person shooter?
1020
01:04:29,065 --> 01:04:30,476
Shoo... (GRUNTING)
1021
01:04:31,067 --> 01:04:32,637
(KEVIN CHUCKLING)
1022
01:04:32,735 --> 01:04:34,237
WOLF: Woofer!
1023
01:04:34,337 --> 01:04:35,577
JUDY: Or more of
a puzzle game?
1024
01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:36,979
It's a... (VOCALIZING)
1025
01:04:38,407 --> 01:04:39,477
(MUMBLING)
1026
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,484
Uh, maybe...
1027
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:44,657
(ALL LAUGHING)
1028
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:46,991
Mr. Wolf?
1029
01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:50,160
Mr. Wolf? Mr. Wolf?
1030
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:52,055
Wolf, are you okay?
1031
01:05:00,596 --> 01:05:02,337
Water!
(SCREAMS)
1032
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:05,039
(GRUNTS)
1033
01:05:06,035 --> 01:05:07,070
Yes!
1034
01:05:18,781 --> 01:05:19,851
(SPLUTTERS)
1035
01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:23,060
(GRUNTING)
1036
01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:39,371
(GARGLING)
1037
01:05:44,707 --> 01:05:46,311
(YELLING)
1038
01:05:47,743 --> 01:05:48,778
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1039
01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:53,923
Serves you right, Wolf.
1040
01:05:53,983 --> 01:05:55,621
We'll be right back.
1041
01:05:56,218 --> 01:05:57,891
Yes! High five!
1042
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:05,406
NEWSCASTER: Today, Highcroft Electronics
interactive Division President Larry Wolf
1043
01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:08,965
had an unexpected meltdown
today on live television.
1044
01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:10,776
His bizarre behavior has some wondering...
Oh. Turn it off.
1045
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,120
His bizarre behavior has some wondering...
Oh. Turn it off.
1046
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,578
Well, Mr. Highcroft called.
1047
01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,676
(STUTTERS) I tried to tell him it
was some sort of allergic reaction.
1048
01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:19,911
And?
1049
01:06:21,177 --> 01:06:23,857
He wants you to see the company
psychiatrist as soon as you get out.
1050
01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:25,281
(EXHALES)
1051
01:06:25,414 --> 01:06:27,291
But the... The game,
did it get fixed?
1052
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:29,156
I'm afraid not.
1053
01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:31,857
No one seems to be able to
make it stop freezing up.
1054
01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:33,524
(SNORING)
1055
01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,332
Why am I not in a private room?
1056
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:38,632
Your credit card was declined, sir.
What?
1057
01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:41,934
Oh! That kid!
1058
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:46,009
I'm ruined.
I'm completely ruined.
1059
01:06:46,102 --> 01:06:48,613
I wish there was something that I
could do to help, I really do.
1060
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,674
I know. What could you do?
1061
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,116
You can barely type a letter.
1062
01:06:58,447 --> 01:07:01,951
There's only one person
who can help me now.
1063
01:07:03,486 --> 01:07:04,658
So let me get this straight.
1064
01:07:05,821 --> 01:07:08,781
I help you fix the game, and then you'll
call my dad to explain everything?
1065
01:07:09,392 --> 01:07:12,202
That's right.
You have my word.
1066
01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:15,834
No way. Make the call first,
and then he'll help you.
1067
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,877
Well, what's to prevent you from not
honoring your side of the bargain?
1068
01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:22,508
What's to prevent you
from doing the same?
1069
01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:25,816
I like her. Feisty.
1070
01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:29,489
Kevin... Kev.
1071
01:07:30,646 --> 01:07:32,592
I'm just asking for your help.
1072
01:07:33,182 --> 01:07:34,593
This baby was your brainchild.
1073
01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:37,526
Please.
1074
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,195
I need you.
1075
01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:41,998
It needs you.
1076
01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:44,736
You have my word.
1077
01:07:46,929 --> 01:07:48,203
You can't do this.
1078
01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:55,744
One of us has to trust the other one.
It's the only way.
1079
01:07:56,372 --> 01:07:57,715
Do we have a deal?
1080
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:06,783
(CHUCKLES)
1081
01:08:39,381 --> 01:08:40,621
(ALL GROANING)
1082
01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:26,701
Wake up, wake up. Hey.
1083
01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:22,558
Yes!
(ALL CHEERING)
1084
01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:48,086
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1085
01:10:56,418 --> 01:10:58,489
So?
Come on.
1086
01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:01,829
What do you think?
1087
01:11:02,825 --> 01:11:03,895
(GRUNTS)
1088
01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:04,994
(MUSIC STOPS)
1089
01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:09,006
You made me lose.
1090
01:11:12,835 --> 01:11:13,905
(SIGHS)
1091
01:11:21,343 --> 01:11:23,323
Pretty cool, Wolf.
1092
01:11:24,647 --> 01:11:25,853
Pretty cool.
1093
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,150
Mmm.
1094
01:11:29,652 --> 01:11:31,325
I'll see you at
the launch tomorrow.
1095
01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:40,804
ALL: Yeah!
1096
01:11:52,508 --> 01:11:55,682
You know, kid, I gotta admit,
you really saved my butt.
1097
01:11:56,445 --> 01:11:58,391
Yup. Now you're gonna
save mine, right?
1098
01:11:58,814 --> 01:12:00,816
You got it. Yes.
1099
01:12:01,517 --> 01:12:04,964
When you're right, you're right.
Am I right?
1100
01:12:09,224 --> 01:12:10,464
WOLF: Hello?
1101
01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:13,166
Security. Bullpen.
Thank you.
1102
01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:16,308
What? What are you doing?
Seriously?
1103
01:12:16,565 --> 01:12:18,909
But you gave me your word.
We shook on it.
1104
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:22,073
Well, maybe next time, you should
get that handshake in writing, huh?
1105
01:12:22,638 --> 01:12:26,586
Oh! Steroids. I thought I told you to
get the riff-raff out of my office.
1106
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:27,910
I knew it.
1107
01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:31,422
Sorry, Mr. Wolf. I won't
let it happen again.
1108
01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:36,223
You know, when I first met you,
1109
01:12:36,251 --> 01:12:37,730
I really thought
you were something.
1110
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:40,830
Big success. A big man.
1111
01:12:41,657 --> 01:12:45,503
All you really are
is a big, fat liar.
1112
01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:46,937
Ooh...
1113
01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:48,336
(SIGHS)
1114
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:50,237
That hurts.
1115
01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:54,742
I'll remember that when I'm moving
into my new office on the top floor.
1116
01:12:55,738 --> 01:12:59,117
Steroids, make sure that they
get on the plane this time.
1117
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:02,212
Will do, Mr. Wolf.
Move it.
1118
01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:04,516
(CHUCKLES)
1119
01:13:04,580 --> 01:13:08,255
I don't believe this. This
is a new low, even for you.
1120
01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:13,132
Well, be sure to mention that while
you're filing for unemployment insurance.
1121
01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:24,577
Okay, so what's the plan now?
1122
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:28,904
The plan is we go home.
1123
01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:31,747
But what about Wolf?
What about Big Fat Liar?
1124
01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:34,545
It's over, Becca. He won.
1125
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:37,481
Yeah, but the only way
he did was by lying.
1126
01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:38,614
Exactly.
1127
01:13:39,615 --> 01:13:41,652
I don't want to be
that guy anymore, Becca.
1128
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,224
I don't want to end up
some sad little man
1129
01:13:44,286 --> 01:13:45,560
in clown makeup who has to lie
1130
01:13:45,621 --> 01:13:47,601
and steal from a kid
just to get ahead.
1131
01:13:55,397 --> 01:13:56,933
I don't want to lie anymore.
1132
01:13:57,933 --> 01:13:59,970
I want my dad to be proud of me.
1133
01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:03,416
I want to be proud of myself.
1134
01:14:08,177 --> 01:14:11,181
Anyway, thanks
for coming with me.
1135
01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:14,525
It was fun, even if we
didn't get we what came for.
1136
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:15,993
You know what?
1137
01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:17,824
Maybe we did.
1138
01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:19,993
What do you mean?
1139
01:14:20,756 --> 01:14:22,463
I'm proud of you, Kevin.
1140
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:35,505
It'll just be a minute.
1141
01:14:41,810 --> 01:14:44,313
My, you two certainly
racked up the bill.
1142
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:48,723
Hi, Jimmy.
1143
01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:49,852
Mr. Wolf called
1144
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:52,295
and said that I should
take over from here.
1145
01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:54,893
Really?
1146
01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:57,667
But I thought... He said to
take the rest of the day off.
1147
01:15:00,462 --> 01:15:02,635
Thanks.
1148
01:15:02,698 --> 01:15:05,907
See you two later.
Not! (LAUGHS)
1149
01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:15,316
What are you doing here?
1150
01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:17,871
Well, I was thinking about
delivering some payback
1151
01:15:17,913 --> 01:15:20,393
to my soon-to-be
ex-boss.
1152
01:15:20,482 --> 01:15:22,428
Do you know of anybody
who would like to help me?
1153
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,997
It's too late for that.
1154
01:15:24,052 --> 01:15:25,998
Yeah, we're going home.
1155
01:15:26,054 --> 01:15:28,399
So, what, you're just gonna let Mr.
Wolf take advantage of you?
1156
01:15:28,423 --> 01:15:30,903
You're not gonna stand up for
yourself and do what's right?
1157
01:15:31,493 --> 01:15:33,268
I just don't
want to lie anymore.
1158
01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:35,940
I'm not talking about lying.
1159
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:39,843
I'm talking about making
somebody finally tell the truth.
1160
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:55,451
(SIGHS)
1161
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:01,124
Hurry up, hurry up! The
door's not gonna open itself!
1162
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,599
Hmm.
1163
01:16:14,903 --> 01:16:15,973
(ENGINE STARTS)
1164
01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:17,511
Hey, don't I know you
from somewhere?
1165
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:20,819
Appliances.
1166
01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:23,048
Oh, no.
1167
01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:29,894
What are you, crazy?
1168
01:16:29,952 --> 01:16:33,399
No! You were crazy to steal
from Ivan Slobodovich!
1169
01:16:33,488 --> 01:16:35,468
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
1170
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:37,969
Hey! Slow down, will ya?
1171
01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:41,236
You know,
we can talk about this!
1172
01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:43,003
No, too late for talking.
1173
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:48,304
Oh!
1174
01:16:49,838 --> 01:16:50,908
Ah!
1175
01:16:52,107 --> 01:16:53,142
(EXCLAIMING)
1176
01:16:56,178 --> 01:16:57,316
NO, no!
1177
01:17:00,248 --> 01:17:01,352
Hey!
1178
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,323
(YELLS)
1179
01:17:08,457 --> 01:17:09,492
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1180
01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:19,310
Call office!
1181
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,279
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Would you like to call ice?
1182
01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:23,179
Not ice! Why would I want ice?
1183
01:17:23,271 --> 01:17:25,376
I want the office!
Call office!
1184
01:17:28,176 --> 01:17:29,450
Larry Wolf's office.
1185
01:17:29,511 --> 01:17:31,548
Penny! Penny,
help me! Help me.
1186
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,320
I'm in the back of a limousine.
1187
01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:35,658
Yeah. Call the cops. The
driver's trying to kill me.
1188
01:17:36,284 --> 01:17:39,731
Sure thing, Mr. Wolf.
I'll get right on that.
1189
01:17:45,193 --> 01:17:47,070
Phase one is in progress.
1190
01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:48,898
Copy.
1191
01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:50,909
Bravo team, move into position.
1192
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,331
WOLF: Where are we?
1193
01:18:45,587 --> 01:18:48,261
What, you want money?
Name your price.
1194
01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:52,764
I don't want money.
1195
01:18:53,128 --> 01:18:54,300
What do you want?
1196
01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:56,639
I want credit for my invention.
1197
01:18:57,299 --> 01:18:59,643
I can make it happen.
Just let me out of here.
1198
01:19:00,802 --> 01:19:02,440
And my old job back.
Done!
1199
01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:05,578
You're on the payroll
as of this second. Boom, bang!
1200
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:07,950
And full health
insurance and dental.
1201
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,250
(CHUCKLES)
No problem.
1202
01:19:11,046 --> 01:19:13,754
Do you have vision?
Vision?
1203
01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:16,421
You only get 10% off
of frames and lenses,
1204
01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:17,964
and nothing off of contacts.
1205
01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:19,173
You know, it's a huge rip...
1206
01:19:19,621 --> 01:19:20,656
You want it? You got it.
1207
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,633
Well, 10% isn't too bad.
1208
01:19:22,991 --> 01:19:26,564
Yeah, I'll pay for the rest of
it myself, out of my own pocket.
1209
01:19:26,995 --> 01:19:28,167
We got a deal?
1210
01:19:30,165 --> 01:19:31,303
No deal.
1211
01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:34,812
Looks like you're going to
miss your big launch party.
1212
01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:36,348
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
1213
01:19:40,008 --> 01:19:42,079
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)
1214
01:19:45,647 --> 01:19:47,024
Ivan? Ivan?
1215
01:19:48,483 --> 01:19:49,928
Ivan?
1216
01:19:49,985 --> 01:19:52,192
(TRAIN HORN BLARING
IN THE DISTANCE)
1217
01:19:57,325 --> 01:19:58,463
No... (GASPS)
1218
01:19:59,127 --> 01:20:00,538
Get me out of here!
1219
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:07,607
Oh, no! No! No, no,
no, no, no, no!
1220
01:20:08,003 --> 01:20:10,847
Help me! Help me!
1221
01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:13,450
Need some help?
1222
01:20:14,342 --> 01:20:16,788
Hey! Kid, kid!
Make a call!
1223
01:20:16,845 --> 01:20:19,348
Tell them I'm on the tracks.
Tell them to stop the train.
1224
01:20:19,447 --> 01:20:21,484
You ready to tell the truth?
What?
1225
01:20:21,683 --> 01:20:23,403
All you have to do is
tell my dad the truth.
1226
01:20:23,685 --> 01:20:26,723
"The truth"? The truth!
Highly overrated, kid.
1227
01:20:27,055 --> 01:20:28,966
Just admit you stole my idea.
1228
01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:30,569
Yeah, fine! Fine, fine, fine.
1229
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,866
Fine, yeah, fine, fine,
fine. Yes. I stole it,
1230
01:20:32,961 --> 01:20:34,167
I stole Big Fat Liar.
1231
01:20:34,229 --> 01:20:36,072
You gave me the paper
in the back of my car
1232
01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:38,535
and I stole it.
Okay? You happy now?
1233
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:43,206
Yup. That's all I wanted.
1234
01:20:43,705 --> 01:20:45,844
(TRAIN HORN CONTINUES BLARING)
1235
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,325
(WHIMPERING)
1236
01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,896
(CRYING)
I'm gonna die!
1237
01:20:56,985 --> 01:20:59,158
(DEVICE BEEPS)
I'm gonna die.
1238
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:10,367
You've got a good team
working for you, Wolf.
1239
01:21:10,432 --> 01:21:11,832
You really should
treat them better.
1240
01:21:17,505 --> 01:21:21,009
Hey! Kid! No!
Give me that phone!
1241
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:23,913
(GRUNTING)
1242
01:21:24,746 --> 01:21:26,851
You... No!
1243
01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,601
Kid.
1244
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:48,408
Kid! No! Wait! Just...
1245
01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:51,277
Wait!
1246
01:21:52,774 --> 01:21:54,219
Hey, kid!
1247
01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:58,756
Hey, kid!
1248
01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:02,091
Where are you going?
Give me back that phone!
1249
01:22:03,952 --> 01:22:04,987
Hey!
1250
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:08,898
Hey! Stop! Stop that kid!
Stop that kid!
1251
01:22:10,392 --> 01:22:11,962
Get him! Get him!
1252
01:22:12,060 --> 01:22:14,597
Stop him!
Stop that kid!
1253
01:22:15,730 --> 01:22:17,266
You idiot!
1254
01:22:17,499 --> 01:22:19,638
(PANTING)
1255
01:22:22,237 --> 01:22:23,910
Watch your blood pressure.
1256
01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:26,809
(GRUNTING)
1257
01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:32,155
Get down there!
Really?
1258
01:22:32,247 --> 01:22:33,419
Stay down there!
1259
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:43,660
You idiot!
1260
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:46,666
You can't outrun the Wolf.
1261
01:22:46,761 --> 01:22:48,866
(PANTING)
1262
01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:54,536
Oh...
1263
01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:04,020
Oh, I'm sorry for
the interruption, folks.
1264
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,153
Game's over.
Beat it, kid.
1265
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,018
(CHUCKLES)
1266
01:23:10,118 --> 01:23:14,794
I'm sorry for the way I look.
It's been a very strange day.
1267
01:23:17,392 --> 01:23:18,803
Out of the way, toad.
1268
01:23:21,062 --> 01:23:24,475
But enough about me.
(CLEARS THROAT)
1269
01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:26,705
Lights.
1270
01:23:28,703 --> 01:23:29,909
You're not here for that.
1271
01:23:30,038 --> 01:23:31,312
(CROWD LAUGHS)
1272
01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:35,813
You're not here for that.
1273
01:23:35,877 --> 01:23:39,518
No, you're hereto witness the
evolution of mobile gaming.
1274
01:23:39,581 --> 01:23:42,027
An evolution,
may I say a revolution,
1275
01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:46,190
that I championed here
at Highcroft Electronics,
1276
01:23:46,254 --> 01:23:49,758
long before this
new regime ever took over.
1277
01:23:49,858 --> 01:23:52,429
So, ladies and gentlemen,
may I introduce
1278
01:23:53,261 --> 01:23:57,266
Big Fat Liar!
1279
01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:04,212
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
1280
01:24:04,272 --> 01:24:07,344
Every day I'm getting
faster and stronger.
1281
01:24:07,409 --> 01:24:10,015
Every day I'm getting
faster, stronger.
1282
01:24:10,078 --> 01:24:12,251
(ALL LAUGHING)
1283
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:18,558
I'm gonna work you morons
like rented monkeys
1284
01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:21,692
until I tum this turd of a
department into a winner.
1285
01:24:21,756 --> 01:24:24,703
I'm gonna see to it that you spend
the rest of your pathetic life
1286
01:24:24,759 --> 01:24:27,740
programming talking baby
dolls till your ears bleed!
1287
01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,235
Gotcha!
1288
01:24:42,877 --> 01:24:44,879
Well, that explains
the underwear.
1289
01:24:45,213 --> 01:24:48,387
I doubt that.
I don't play video games.
1290
01:24:48,450 --> 01:24:51,954
Video games are for losers
with nothing else to do.
1291
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:55,329
I didn't... Did I say that?
No, I didn't.
1292
01:24:56,825 --> 01:24:58,099
Turn it off!
1293
01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:01,969
Turn it off now, or you're
all fired, you idiots!
1294
01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:04,672
Kid, the truth
is overrated, all right?
1295
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,507
KEVIN: Just admit
you stole my idea.
1296
01:25:08,236 --> 01:25:10,113
Fine. Fine, fine,
fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
1297
01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:12,182
I admit it.
{stole Big Fat Liar.
1298
01:25:12,574 --> 01:25:14,247
You gave me your
stupid little paper
1299
01:25:14,309 --> 01:25:16,653
in the backseat of my car,
and I stole it!
1300
01:25:18,146 --> 01:25:19,750
You happy now?
1301
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:21,958
God, I'm gonna die!
1302
01:25:23,918 --> 01:25:25,192
How did you get that?
1303
01:25:25,753 --> 01:25:27,460
I just destroyed your phone.
1304
01:25:27,822 --> 01:25:29,961
There's this new thing
these days called "email."
1305
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,695
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1306
01:25:32,293 --> 01:25:34,773
I sent the video as
soon as I got it. Duh.
1307
01:25:34,996 --> 01:25:37,169
You know, for the head of
an interactive division,
1308
01:25:37,265 --> 01:25:39,973
you really don't know
too much about technology.
1309
01:25:41,269 --> 01:25:42,714
Mr. Highcroft,
I can explain.
1310
01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,784
This is all a big
misunderstanding. It's...
1311
01:25:44,839 --> 01:25:47,217
You have 15 minutes
to clear out your desk.
1312
01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:50,050
It's a trick.
It's just a big...
1313
01:25:50,178 --> 01:25:51,213
Jimmy?
1314
01:25:51,379 --> 01:25:52,881
It's a trick!
Gee, Wolf...
1315
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:55,120
Looks like nobody believes
anything you say anymore.
1316
01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:08,163
Ah!
1317
01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:12,975
Et tu, Jimmy?
1318
01:26:14,068 --> 01:26:19,177
I'm sorry, sir, but I don't understand
Latin. Must be all the steroids.
1319
01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:23,879
(LAUGHS)
1320
01:26:25,046 --> 01:26:26,423
KEVIN: See ya, Wolf.
1321
01:26:38,493 --> 01:26:40,837
So Big Fat Liar was your idea?
1322
01:26:42,063 --> 01:26:43,406
Yes, sir.
1323
01:26:43,665 --> 01:26:46,236
Well, then show them.
1324
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:53,214
KEVIN: Ladies and gentlemen,
1325
01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:57,946
I'm proud to introduce my...
1326
01:27:00,348 --> 01:27:02,259
Our new game”.
MAN: Yeah!
1327
01:27:06,020 --> 01:27:08,022
Big Fat Liar.
1328
01:27:08,089 --> 01:27:10,228
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1329
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,057
(CACKLING)
1330
01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:49,768
Dad?
1331
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:52,301
Congratulations, son.
1332
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:54,612
Dad, what are you doing here?
How did you...
1333
01:27:54,636 --> 01:27:56,274
Becca called her parents,
1334
01:27:56,337 --> 01:27:59,011
and her parents called me,
and, well, here we are.
1335
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,451
Dad, I'm so sorry.
1336
01:28:01,509 --> 01:28:03,420
For everything. I promise
to never lie again.
1337
01:28:03,478 --> 01:28:05,185
We can talk about that later,
1338
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:09,023
but right now,
I think they want you.
1339
01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:11,790
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)
1340
01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:20,500
Kevin, I'm so proud of you.
1341
01:28:43,017 --> 01:28:44,052
(WHISTLES)
1342
01:28:50,892 --> 01:28:53,031
It was actually designed
by high-school student
1343
01:28:53,127 --> 01:28:54,197
Kevin Shepard,
1344
01:28:54,295 --> 01:28:57,469
who I'm proud to announce will
be interning for us next summer.
1345
01:28:59,033 --> 01:29:00,671
NEWS ANCHOR: In other news...
TOM: Kevin?
1346
01:29:00,735 --> 01:29:02,180
Yeah, Dad?
1347
01:29:02,236 --> 01:29:05,843
Two tickets to San Francisco?
First-class?
1348
01:29:05,907 --> 01:29:07,716
Do you have any idea
how much that cost?
1349
01:29:07,809 --> 01:29:10,050
Oh, right. Here.
1350
01:29:11,245 --> 01:29:13,088
You can take it
out of my royalty check.
1351
01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:17,057
Sales for the gaming industry are
up 12% this year based on...
1352
01:29:17,151 --> 01:29:18,228
KEVIN: If that's not enough,
1353
01:29:18,252 --> 01:29:19,732
there should be another one
next week.
1354
01:29:20,588 --> 01:29:21,931
Uh-huh.
1355
01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:23,467
New graphics chip set,
sales are expected
1356
01:29:23,491 --> 01:29:24,993
to climb well into Christmas.
1357
01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:30,873
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
1358
01:29:30,932 --> 01:29:33,936
Something very heavy
at the end of this rope!
1359
01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:38,608
It's a large rock!
1360
01:29:39,507 --> 01:29:41,282
Here, I'm gonna pick it up.
1361
01:29:41,409 --> 01:29:43,286
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1362
01:29:43,945 --> 01:29:46,050
(EXCLAIMING)
1363
01:29:46,114 --> 01:29:48,355
The wind!
The Wind's coming!
1364
01:29:48,416 --> 01:29:50,794
The wind! Wait a minute!
The wind...
1365
01:29:50,885 --> 01:29:56,358
Oh, lookit, there's money flying
around in the wind! In the hat!
1366
01:29:56,424 --> 01:29:58,097
That's where the money goes!
1367
01:29:58,559 --> 01:30:00,732
(IMITATES WIND WHOOSHING)
1368
01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:05,468
That's where the money goes!
1369
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:08,805
I'm in a glass box.
1370
01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:12,749
You suck.
1371
01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:15,812
No! You suck!
1372
01:30:16,577 --> 01:30:19,922
I don't go to your job and show
you how to use the plunger, do I?
1373
01:30:19,981 --> 01:30:21,426
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
1374
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,429
No, I don't!
1375
01:30:27,121 --> 01:30:29,123
I'm in a box, a glass box.
1376
01:30:40,601 --> 01:30:42,444
Is there a teddy
bear in the room?
1377
01:30:43,171 --> 01:30:45,412
You know, I wouldn't bother...
1378
01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:52,814
(CHUCKLES)
There it is.
1379
01:30:52,914 --> 01:30:54,757
DIRECTOR: Let's cut
the cameras.
1380
01:30:55,316 --> 01:30:56,795
(CREW LAUGHING)
1381
01:30:56,851 --> 01:30:58,262
Cut! Good.
1382
01:30:58,319 --> 01:30:59,821
No, not good.
1383
01:31:07,195 --> 01:31:10,335
Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES) One more.
1384
01:31:11,933 --> 01:31:13,970
It's for emergencies only.
You got that?
1385
01:31:16,671 --> 01:31:18,014
Yeah. I got it.
1386
01:31:18,773 --> 01:31:20,548
KEVIN: when I'm standing
in his office.
1387
01:31:21,209 --> 01:31:22,313
Cut.
Ah, 'Cause...
1388
01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,219
(LAUGHING) He's got a tail.
My thing is...
1389
01:31:24,312 --> 01:31:25,382
DIRECTOR: Cut.
1390
01:31:40,795 --> 01:31:42,866
Don't worry about it.
It's just a little white lie.
1391
01:31:43,831 --> 01:31:45,833
Hold on. Hang on a second.
I got another call.
1392
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:47,470
(CREW EXCLAIMS)
1393
01:31:47,535 --> 01:31:48,570
DIRECTOR: Cut.
1394
01:31:55,877 --> 01:31:57,652
Lady!
1395
01:31:57,712 --> 01:31:59,248
(CREW LAUGHS)
1396
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:01,759
This turned into
a one-act play!
1397
01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:07,722
First of all,
this was unplugged.
1398
01:32:27,608 --> 01:32:28,746
A mark.
1399
01:32:36,684 --> 01:32:37,958
DIRECTOR:
And cut!
1400
01:32:38,052 --> 01:32:40,123
(CREW CHATTERING)
(BECCA LAUGHS)
1401
01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:44,692
Good morning!
1402
01:32:46,193 --> 01:32:47,433
Can I sit here?
1403
01:32:48,229 --> 01:32:50,106
Perfect. ls that
okay for you?
1404
01:32:52,767 --> 01:32:55,907
I can't! I can't
get it off! What?
1405
01:32:55,970 --> 01:32:58,246
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
1406
01:32:58,306 --> 01:32:59,808
(YELLING ANGRILY)
1407
01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:04,481
I'm gonna kill you!
Kill you!
1408
01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:05,956
DIRECTOR:
Cut, cut, cut!
1409
01:33:08,816 --> 01:33:10,727
A mark.
No, no, no.
1410
01:33:12,787 --> 01:33:14,095
Mark it, baby.
1411
01:33:14,889 --> 01:33:17,927
I know, I looked at her for a
second, and then I looked away.
1412
01:33:17,992 --> 01:33:22,168
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry "aboot" that.
Sorry, sorry...
1413
01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:24,504
MAN 1: Still rolling.
MAN 2: Rolling!
1414
01:33:25,466 --> 01:33:26,786
She can't wait to
be done with me.
1415
01:33:26,934 --> 01:33:28,242
DIRECTOR: And...
1416
01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:31,675
Come back.
1417
01:33:31,839 --> 01:33:33,113
DIRECTOR:
And cut.
1418
01:33:34,442 --> 01:33:35,978
MAN:
So I can stay...
1419
01:33:36,143 --> 01:33:37,645
(LAUGHING)
1420
01:33:37,745 --> 01:33:38,951
DIRECTOR: Cut.
1421
01:33:39,013 --> 01:33:40,083
(LAUGHS)
1422
01:33:50,591 --> 01:33:51,831
(CREW LAUGHING)
1423
01:33:51,926 --> 01:33:53,337
DIRECTOR:
Cut! Good.
1424
01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:56,699
And that, my darlings,
is a wrap.