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Ingrid, how simply delightful to see you.
I would offer you tea or coffee,

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but I think what you really need is
a big slice of humble pie. What's this?

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My resignation. Let's get this over with.

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No need to go that far,

5
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unless there's some personal scandal
I don't know about.

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You set a tiger team on MI5.

7
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What's that?
I'm not familiar with the jargon.

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A tiger team is a unit employed
to test an organization's defenses.

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So, sort of set a thief to catch a thief.

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Pay someone to check whether
your security systems are any good.

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That's it.

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In that case, yes, I did do that.
Guilty as charged.

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But isn't it more to probe weaknesses,

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test whether said organization
can pass muster under pressure?

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Yes. All of that.

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And how did MI5 fare?

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One of our agents was blackmailed
into breaking into the Park

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to steal the PM's vetting file.

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So far, so bad. Did they get it?

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- No.
- Shame. I'd love a gander.

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Is it true he gets
his wife to piss on him,

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or is that just a rumor I started?
I forget.

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They got close enough that this counts as
a major security breach on my watch,

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which is why I have to go.

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I don't want you to go, Ingrid.

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Then what do you want?

27
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Finally.

28
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You made me look like a muppet
by bringing me a fake diamond

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just so you could sneak into the Park.

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Look, this has just been
one big misunderstanding. Okay?

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Please. For the 1,000th time,

32
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I believed that Catherine Standish's life
was in danger.

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Relax. Chieftain are handing her over now.
Standish is fine.

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I know she's fine.

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F-- God's--

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Come on! Fuck.

37
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Well played, mate. Well played.
Mission accomplished.

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Tiger team are a roaring success.
And the beers? On me.

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I don't drink.

40
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Okay, well, have a shandy then.
But a celebration is in order.

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Chieftain beat the spooks.
They're supposed to be the professionals,

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and we turned one of them into our puppet.

43
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This is great for business.

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Gonna get a lot of contracts out of this.
A lot.

45
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And you, my friend, can have first dibs.

46
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I think I might have a rest after this.

47
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Okay. Well, let me know. Well done, son.

48
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Who is this? Am I going with him?

49
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Maybe you don't know.
You're obviously not in charge.

50
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Miss Standish, I'm here to take you
wherever you want to go.

51
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She's not getting out, you're getting in.

52
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What the fuck are you doing?

53
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The operation is over.
This isn't part of--

54
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Hands on your head.

55
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Don't.

56
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Hands on head.

57
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Have you lost your fucking mind?

58
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Take his gun. Tie him up.

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You move over, please.

60
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- Stop!
- No!

61
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Come on! Fucking come on!

62
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The fuck are you playing at?

63
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Perfect. Brilliant.

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- Head down.
- All right. Fucking hell.

65
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

66
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So am I now an actual hostage?

67
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MI5 has become rather stuck in its ways.

68
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So I'll be bringing in advisers from
the private sector who can help

69
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with streamlining and efficiency
so that the taxpayer gets value for money.

70
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I see. And am I to assume
these people will be from Chieftain?

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Having just got the better of
your security systems,

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I feel that they're more than qualified to
tell you where you might be going wrong.

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The CEO is an old friend of yours.

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I happened to be at school
with Sly Monteith,

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but I was at school with a lot of people.

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Do you have
any financial links to the firm?

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That's a very impertinent question,
Ingrid, and one I'm unable to answer.

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As you know, all my financial assets
have been placed in a blind trust.

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If you have any more questions,

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I wonder if I should fish
that letter out of the bin

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and give Diana Taverner a call.

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No, that won't be necessary.

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Good. I look forward to
a new phase in our relationship...

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in which I am the daddy.

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Jesus. Elton John live bootlegs.

86
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I'll have to borrow this.
Cure for my insomnia.

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God, you're ignorant.

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The greatest songwriter of
the last 50 years, Elton John.

89
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- God, this is boring.
- Geez, it's like being out with my kids.

90
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What, you check gambling websites
when you're out with your kids?

91
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Looking after their financial security.

92
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By remortgaging?

93
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Ho told me.

94
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I'm remortgaging
'cause we're getting the loft done.

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Nothing to do with my gambling.

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Not that it's any of
your fucking business, by the way.

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You're the one that wanted to partner up.

98
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You're hardly selling yourself
as a prospect.

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- At least I don't get high on the job.
- I never get high on the job.

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God, you're always here
to bring me right fucking down.

101
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- Hey, where you going? Why?
- In there.

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To see what we can learn
about the man that's got Standish.

103
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We don't have a warrant.

104
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We didn't have one for Catherine's flat.

105
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That's different. We knew her, and
technically, we shouldn't have done it.

106
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Stay in the car then.

107
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Shut up.

108
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- Come on.
- Fuck's sake.

109
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God, you're so good at this.

110
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Can you just wait a second?

111
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Just leave it.

112
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Seriously?

113
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See? Easy.

114
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<i>Just in case you're stupid enough
to still be sitting on Donovan's flat,</i>

115
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you can get back to the office.
It was a tiger team.

116
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They took Standish to pressure
Cartwright to break into the Park.

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Shit. Did he do it?

118
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Yep.

119
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,213
Lamb. Catherine was taken by a tiger team.

120
00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,633
What, so we staked this place out
and broke in for no reason?

121
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,969
Well, at least it got us
out of the office.

122
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- We better get back there.
- I'm gonna take a piss before we leave.

123
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Make it quick.

124
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I'll take as long as I like, thanks.

125
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If you like listening to women pee,
I think there's websites for that.

126
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,394
You need to come and see this.

127
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,627
So what? It's just the planning
for the tiger team op.

128
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Knew they were watching us.

129
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There's another wall.

130
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"Grey Books"?

131
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,523
Yeah.
MI5 compendium of conspiracy theories.

132
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Yeah, I know what
the Grey Books are. Thanks.

133
00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:53,195
But what's this bullshit got to do
with Catherine?

134
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- <i>Where are those from?</i>
- Donovan's flat.

135
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:49,042
What are you doing in there?
I told you it was a tiger team.

136
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,669
Yeah. Well,
we were kind of already in here.

137
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:54,131
<i>So Sean Donovan's a conspiracy nut
with a phase two?</i>

138
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:59,553
Yeah. Phase two is the Grey Books,
MI5 compendium of conspiracy--

139
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Yeah. I know what the Grey Books are.

140
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,142
Right. Well, it looks like
he's gonna keep hold of Standish

141
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:06,476
<i>till he gets a look at them.</i>

142
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,730
Well, document everything
and get it to Ho. Right?

143
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,025
And do not let anyone outside
of Slough House know about this

144
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,944
until I've worked out how much of
a nut bag Donovan is.

145
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:44,264
- You're fucking mad, you are.
- Yep.

146
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Through there.

147
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:55,859
Stairs.

148
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There's a similarity
between you and that other man.

149
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,282
- Is that a coincidence?
- Shut up.

150
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,786
Clearly a sore point, which makes me
think it's not a coincidence.

151
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,412
I said, "Shut up."

152
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,418
You didn't have to look
for the light switch,

153
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,380
so this is your house, isn't it?
Your family home.

154
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:21,301
And that other man must be Ben,
so you're either Sarah or Alison.

155
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Stinking pile of dog shit.

156
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,107
Smile.

157
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,362
Let's see what Chieftain make of this.

158
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,574
They'll rain blood and fire on you.

159
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,326
Oh, yeah. Can't wait. Get in.

160
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,583
Sit tight. Wait it out, and it'll be fine.

161
00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,004
How long before Chieftain call?

162
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No idea.

163
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,977
Now we've got one of yours
and one of MI5's.

164
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:16,273
If you want them both released unharmed,
you need to do exactly what we say.

165
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,482
Are you listening?

166
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:19,860
Lamb.

167
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,236
<i>Well, you got nerve.</i>

168
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:25,657
<i>First you turn Slough House into
a sorting office, then you stand me up.</i>

169
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:29,494
Well, they're doing a total
security reset. It's mayhem down there.

170
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,832
Yeah, I can see that. What's the fallout?

171
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:38,545
<i>Remains to be seen.
Tearney's with Judd as we speak.</i>

172
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,089
Well, what are you doing?
Measuring curtains for her office?

173
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:46,303
I have learned never to underestimate
Dame Ingrid. She is a survivor.

174
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,973
Yeah, she is,
and Judd may have crowed too soon.

175
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,894
Tiger team's gone rogue.
They won't let Standish go.

176
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:58,232
Why on earth not?
Surely the operation is completed.

177
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:03,362
Well, I thought they might have already
been in touch. They want the Grey Books.

178
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,530
They told you that?

179
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:10,160
<i>No, kidnapper's wall planner.
Name of Sean Donovan.</i>

180
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,413
Well, I haven't heard anything.

181
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,708
And if they were demanding the Grey Books,

182
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:21,547
I'd know 'cause they've been relocated
to the facility under my supervision.

183
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,467
Yeah, which means
they're one up from toilet paper.

184
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:28,554
<i>In return for the heads-up,
I would like Cartwright back.</i>

185
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,183
As I'm sure you're aware,

186
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,686
I do not have command of
the Dogs right now.

187
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,439
Send him out, Diana, or I'm coming in.

188
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,407
Get up.

189
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,285
Get up!

190
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,454
You know, I'm kinda fine down here,
you know?

191
00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,667
I'm not gonna ask you again.
River, get up.

192
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,586
Whatever issues you have--

193
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,463
That you clearly have,
that you're working through--

194
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,716
Maybe you should just talk to someone.

195
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:09,970
Because based on this, I just-- I don't
think violence is making you happy.

196
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,936
Don't know why you're crying, son.
You got nothing between your legs.

197
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,362
Yeah, you need to get this
out of your system quickly

198
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,823
before Lamb comes to get me.

199
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,242
You think I give a fuck about Lamb?

200
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,327
I kinda do, actually. Yeah.

201
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:38,207
What is he, some sort of twisted fucking
father figure to you?

202
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,958
Because you never knew your own dad,

203
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,878
and you'll never fucking be as good
as your grandfather, eh?

204
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,548
You wanna hit me, don't you?

205
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,800
You want to have a fucking swing at me?

206
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,553
Come on, champ!
Fucking have at it! Come on.

207
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,559
Sorry.

208
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,690
Attack a senior agent now?

209
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,361
A head Dog. Nah.

210
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,696
No, that would definitely
get me kicked out.

211
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,327
So you have at it, champ.

212
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:21,208
Because any minute now,
that door is gonna open

213
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,252
and I'm just gonna walk right out of here.

214
00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:31,343
And until then,
I can take whatever it is you've got.

215
00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:39,977
Are you feeling what--

216
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,243
Come in!

217
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:01,415
Right. Right on cue.
My ticket out of here.

218
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,672
Got his bollocks yet?

219
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,883
Yeah, I've softened him up for ya.

220
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,053
No, wait, listen-- Whoa.

221
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,558
Look, I know we've had our differences,

222
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,896
but I've just gotta warn you,
I do have very tough balls.

223
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,690
And I'm only saying that because you're--

224
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:33,238
Okay, let's get this to Ho,
see what he can turn up.

225
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,449
He's just gonna read this
and agree with most of it.

226
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,492
Probably wrote some of it.

227
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,122
- Police!
- We're in here.

228
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,373
- Did Lamb send you?
- Whoa.

229
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,291
Don't know a Lamb.

230
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,212
Neighbor called.
Said he saw you creeping in.

231
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:49,755
- Wait. This is a crime scene.
- Idiots.

232
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,257
- Yeah. You done a burglary.
- We're MI5.

233
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,342
Yeah. Check my pockets.

234
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,511
So I can get spiked by a junkie needle?
No, thanks.

235
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:58,722
Do I look like a junkie?
Look, I've got an MI5 ID in my pocket.

236
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,682
Check it now
before it gets really bad for you.

237
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:03,936
Check his. I'll check hers.

238
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,730
- Yeah, or you could make some calls.
- In the back pocket. Right there.

239
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,612
Okay, boss. Looks legit.

240
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,282
What's this then?

241
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,159
Got to be fucking kidding me.

242
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,869
- I'm undercover. I've got it for a sting.
- Uh-huh.

243
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,347
<i>Jackson Lamb?</i>

244
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351
- Maybe.
- <i>This is Officer Moseley of the Met.</i>

245
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,272
I'm calling 'cause I've arrested
Marcus Longridge and Shirley Dander

246
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:52,568
for breaking and entering,
and possession of class-A drugs.

247
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,112
Uh-huh.

248
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,365
Longridge says he had the go-ahead
from you to enter the flat,

249
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,451
and Dander says
the drugs were for a sting.

250
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:07,207
All right, you can let 'em go
and then give 'em a message.

251
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,584
Yeah, go ahead.

252
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,213
Yeah. Uh-huh.

253
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,265
Sorry about that. You're free to go.

254
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,350
No hard feelings. Just doing your job.

255
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,740
- Flush it.
- You don't need it for your sting?

256
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,367
Flush it.

257
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,125
Before you go, Lamb had a message for you.

258
00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,961
"You're fucking fired.

259
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,589
I got fucking hemorrhoids
that are more fucking use than you."

260
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,881
Got some rubbish for you.

261
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:39,883
What kept you?

262
00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,387
Thanks for giving him a good kicking.
Saves me the bother.

263
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:48,350
You're gonna bring me that diamond
and the name of the idiot fucking horse

264
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,352
that took it,
or I'm gonna come over there,

265
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:53,647
and I'm gonna open you up
like a tin of beans. Do you hear me?

266
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:59,027
I'm trying to place you. You--

267
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:04,199
You're the bloke that walks
around our local park picking up dog shit.

268
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,119
We danced once.

269
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,663
Next time I'll put you down.

270
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:11,164
Dream on, sir.

271
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,876
I could take you down with an eyelash.

272
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:21,008
Right. Before you say anything,

273
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,427
what would you have done
if you'd been sent that?

274
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,388
Well, I'd done what they said.
Then once they let her go,

275
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,307
I'd have killed every one of the bastards.

276
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:31,393
- Yes, mate?
- Chelsea, please, mate.

277
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,520
If they threatened to kill you,
on the other hand,

278
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,564
I'd buy 'em a beer and the bullets.

279
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,318
Hang on a minute, mate.

280
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:43,155
Wait, what are you doing?
Come on, out you get.

281
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,532
Why? Where are you going?

282
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:48,535
Chelsea. Did you not hear me?

283
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,538
Where am I going?

284
00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,916
Go meet Louisa at Chieftain.

285
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:57,211
They're the twats behind all of this.
She'll fill you in.

286
00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:02,382
But the headline is they hired a team with
a hidden agenda, still holding Standish.

287
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:12,476
Is it not on the way?
Can I not just come with you?

288
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,561
Yes...

289
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:16,897
and no.

290
00:23:54,268 --> 00:23:55,269
Ma'am.

291
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,274
- Afternoon, ma'am.
- I need to address the hub.

292
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,110
It seems Cartwright
got out through the car park.

293
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:04,528
Yeah.

294
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:06,822
So, I thought we could start
an interim report, ma'am.

295
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,657
Yeah.

296
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:10,492
I paused comms for your address.

297
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:18,250
As many of you are aware,
there was an incursion this morning.

298
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:23,130
An uncleared agent acquired access
to a restricted area.

299
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:27,593
This was part of an exercise that neither
I nor anyone else in MI5 was aware of.

300
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,178
An exercise we failed.

301
00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:34,641
Pending this, there will be a full review
of security systems.

302
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,726
Back to work.

303
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,029
You're still here. Well done.

304
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:48,113
Do you mean that?

305
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,782
We've had our differences, Ingrid,

306
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:54,036
but I would hate to see you forced out
by someone like Judd.

307
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:57,289
My ultimate loyalty lies
with you and the Service.

308
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,334
I can't believe I'm saying that out loud.

309
00:25:02,294 --> 00:25:05,506
Well, I'm not sure how long I'll last.

310
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:09,968
Given he now has this failure to use
to push me around.

311
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:12,763
What does he want?

312
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,266
To bring in the private sector.

313
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,268
Specifically Chieftain.

314
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,562
He'll never get that through. Not now.

315
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,314
There's been a holdup.

316
00:25:22,981 --> 00:25:25,275
Lamb says the tiger team have
their own agenda.

317
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,736
Have they made contact
with him over Standish?

318
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,738
No, he found a flat with their prep.

319
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,573
Apparently they want to see
the Grey Books.

320
00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,492
Well, that's never gonna happen.

321
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,370
Have you heard anything from Chieftain
about any of this?

322
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:39,665
Not a peep. Do you want me to ask?

323
00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:40,749
No.

324
00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:44,169
If there's any mess, it's theirs.

325
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,296
They can clean it up.

326
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,590
That's what I thought.

327
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,558
Thank you, Diana. We have to limit
the collateral damage here.

328
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,436
Poor Standish.

329
00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:05,774
I wasn't meaning her,
I was talking about us. But yes.

330
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:09,820
Hopefully she'll come through unscathed.

331
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:20,706
Good afternoon, sir.

332
00:26:25,294 --> 00:26:26,587
Afternoon, Sly.

333
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:33,010
Fuck me. This is bigger than my flat.

334
00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:35,220
Do you mind if I smoke?

335
00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:37,389
Yes.

336
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:41,226
So, Sly.

337
00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:46,273
Now, that's a terrible name.
What's it short for? Slime?

338
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:47,733
I don't know who you are,

339
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,985
but you should know
that I own a private security firm,

340
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:52,446
which means I have some
very dangerous people in my pay.

341
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:54,865
Yeah. Too fucking right they're dangerous.

342
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:58,827
That Sean Donovan, one of your
tiger team, is an absolute fruit basket.

343
00:27:00,078 --> 00:27:01,622
Catherine Standish.

344
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:04,583
One of my team, in case
you're wondering why I give a shit.

345
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,667
I see.

346
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,753
No, I don't think you do.

347
00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:10,339
Donovan's gone rogue.

348
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,717
Won't let Standish go
until he's had a look at the Grey Books.

349
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,761
Standish should have been released
hours ago.

350
00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,513
Oh, well, it hasn't happened.

351
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:19,306
And what the fuck are the Grey Books?

352
00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:24,686
The Grey Books examine every
conspiracy theory from the last 100 years.

353
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:28,065
And, you know, surprise, surprise,
decide that they're all bollocks.

354
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:31,360
But there are some nut cases out there
who think the Grey Books will prove that

355
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:36,114
Elvis shot JFK,
and Hitler built the pyramids.

356
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,575
I don't know anything about this.

357
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:41,411
Jesus Christ. This is a fucking disaster.

358
00:27:41,411 --> 00:27:45,040
Yeah, ain't it just.
That's why I thought I'd pay you a visit.

359
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,918
And nothing's happening, you see.

360
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:52,005
No Standish,
no request for the Grey Books.

361
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:53,507
Nothing.

362
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,926
I need it all unblocked.

363
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,095
Yeah, speaking of which--

364
00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:02,182
Anyway,

365
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:05,102
get it sorted.

366
00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:08,480
I imagine neither of us wanna see
the other again.

367
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:15,070
Fucking hell. Oh, God,
I hope that don't go into the groundwater.

368
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,072
Here, you wanna keep that? Mask the smell?

369
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,740
No.

370
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,410
I advise you to leave quickly.

371
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,496
I'd advise you to leave the windows open.

372
00:28:36,091 --> 00:28:38,093
What the hell happened to you?

373
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:42,764
Just Duffy.

374
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:45,475
Then Hobbs.

375
00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:46,935
What? Did they beat you up?

376
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:49,730
Yes, obviously.

377
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,982
- Wow.
- So why are we here then?

378
00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,943
Lamb wants us to get Chieftain's file
on the op,

379
00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:56,945
background on Donovan and the team.

380
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:59,239
Seems that they have their own agenda.

381
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:02,534
- Are they gonna give that to us?
- Yeah, they are. We're MI5.

382
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:03,869
Who the fuck are they?

383
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,831
A multimillion-pound security firm
with connections to the Home Secretary.

384
00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:11,710
Well, I don't give a shit.
Bankrupting myself having four coffees,

385
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:16,006
hanging out here watching these cocks
swan in and out. So, come on.

386
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:23,931
Hey, listen, fuckers.

387
00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:27,142
Yeah, you've kept me waiting there
for hours, and I want answers.

388
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:30,562
You people-- You can't put me
through the wringer like that, yeah,

389
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:33,148
and expect it to be all smoothed over
with a fucking phone call.

390
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:36,485
I want money. I want moola, moola.
You understand? I don't--

391
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:38,028
- I know, actually--
- Hey! Whoa.

392
00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:40,697
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, my God. River.

393
00:29:41,406 --> 00:29:43,408
- And the lovely Louisa.
- Go fuck yourself.

394
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,328
Need to speak to whoever's
in charge of this morning's op.

395
00:29:46,328 --> 00:29:48,455
- I'll see if they're free.
- What? Okay. What?

396
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:51,750
So you jump when MI5 ask,
but Joe Public can go whistle, can he?

397
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:52,918
- Fuck's sake.
- Shut up.

398
00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,003
Listen.

399
00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:58,715
So, you-- you know it was a tiger team?

400
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:01,385
I do now, yeah. I didn't when
I was standing on that bridge

401
00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:03,262
with a fucking sniper sight on my chest.

402
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:06,014
These people--
They've been paid a fortune for this op.

403
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,517
And after what I've been through,
I want a taste.

404
00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:10,477
You should get some too.

405
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,564
Hey, do you wanna go in together?
Whatever they offer we ask for triple.

406
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,190
No, I'm fine, mate.

407
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:16,483
- Hey.
- I'm here to do a job.

408
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:19,278
Hey, I know we've had our history, right?

409
00:30:19,278 --> 00:30:21,655
But for once we're on the same side.
We both got played.

410
00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:23,073
You always get played, Spider.

411
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,199
There's a good point.

412
00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:25,993
Did you get the file?

413
00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:28,579
No. But I coulda done.

414
00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,330
Lamb pulled me out.

415
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,667
How's your sister then? Is she okay?

416
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,919
She's fine, mate. Standish okay?

417
00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:39,882
Well, there's been a bit of a holdup.

418
00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:43,510
But of course can't go into that
because you're not in the Service anymore.

419
00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:46,180
- So. Yeah.
- That's told me.

420
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:49,558
Talking of which--

421
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:54,062
I know we never had a chance to chat after

422
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,939
- that whole disaster with the Russians.
- No, save it.

423
00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:58,066
No, this is long overdue, and I--

424
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:02,863
I feel terrible that I didn't reach out
and say this earlier.

425
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:03,989
But...

426
00:31:05,490 --> 00:31:06,575
I forgive you.

427
00:31:08,619 --> 00:31:09,995
- Excuse me?
- I got shot

428
00:31:09,995 --> 00:31:13,081
while you were running security,
but I forgive you.

429
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,086
Okay. Okay.

430
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:20,631
- He's not worth it, is he?
- You can go through now.

431
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,842
The Command and Control Executive Officer
is ready to speak to you.

432
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:25,594
God, that's a twat-y title.

433
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,972
- That's the private sector for you.
- If you'd like to follow me.

434
00:31:30,766 --> 00:31:32,601
Mr. Webb,
you can come through now as well.

435
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,066
So you were a while in hospital then?

436
00:31:40,192 --> 00:31:41,360
Couple of months.

437
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:44,446
Lucky for some.

438
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,242
I'm truly sorry for your loss.

439
00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:52,329
I heard you quit
before they could fire you.

440
00:31:52,329 --> 00:31:55,999
Not quite in that order.
They gave me the option.

441
00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:59,211
Slough House or leave the Service.
So I left.

442
00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:04,424
- No offense.
- Literally none taken.

443
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:18,188
So where are you working now then?

444
00:32:18,188 --> 00:32:19,398
Well...

445
00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:22,860
here.

446
00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:28,448
Say hello to your Command
and Control Executive Officer.

447
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:46,425
You fucking-- Fuck off.

448
00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:47,634
I weren't lying.

449
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:51,138
I am here for compensation.
A big, fat fucking bonus.

450
00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:58,562
I should split it with ya, but I won't.

451
00:32:58,562 --> 00:33:00,272
How'd you know we were coming?

452
00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:02,774
Didn't.
Saw you outside staking the place out,

453
00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:06,695
told everyone to play along
if you came in and you did...

454
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:08,197
with Cart-wrong.

455
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:11,700
- The gods are smiling on me today.
- Oh, my God, you're so pathetic.

456
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,618
- Am I?
- Yeah.

457
00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:17,122
With my six-figure private sector salary,
company car, and massive penis.

458
00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:23,545
Thank you, River.
Thank you. You were magnificent.

459
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,839
Judd wanted Chieftain to run
a tiger team on the Park.

460
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,633
They reached out to me as an ex-employee

461
00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:31,887
and set me the task of selecting
the biggest sucker on the books.

462
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:34,264
I got to say, it didn't take long.

463
00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:36,183
R to the I to the V-E-R.

464
00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:37,351
God, you know what?

465
00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:40,187
I almost feel guilty about accepting
that huge consultancy fee

466
00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:42,064
for literally a minute's work.

467
00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:44,942
I knew you'd take the bait again.

468
00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:47,486
Tear off and try and be a hero.

469
00:33:49,112 --> 00:33:52,074
River, please believe me.
Please believe me.

470
00:33:52,074 --> 00:33:55,494
They're gonna kill my sister
and her-- her-- her kids.

471
00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:58,539
Rafer, you fucker.
Come here, mate. Come here.

472
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,791
Oh, mate.

473
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:04,169
Rafer was the sniper. Show 'em your rifle.

474
00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:09,341
Nice one, mate.

475
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,509
Oh, God.

476
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:13,219
You don't even have a sister, do you?

477
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:17,431
No, I do. But we haven't spoken
in years. She's a total bitch.

478
00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,685
Are you gonna give us your files
on Donovan and the team?

479
00:34:22,688 --> 00:34:24,857
Nah. You can kiss my unwashed anus.

480
00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:27,234
Je-- They're not letting her go, Spider.

481
00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:28,777
All under control.

482
00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:30,487
Now, if you'll excuse me,

483
00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:33,866
the boss and I have a lunch
with the Home Secretary.

484
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:39,580
I'm gonna be part of an advisory committee
on improving MI5's efficiency.

485
00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:42,416
Do you wanna know my first recommendation?
It's a good one.

486
00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:45,293
Shut down Slough House.

487
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:49,797
- I'm gonna fucking break your neck you f--
- All right. Let's go.

488
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:51,717
You should be thanking me.

489
00:34:51,717 --> 00:34:54,969
You don't want to be there, River, mate.
Time to move on to your true calling.

490
00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:57,306
Shoving fruit up your arse on OnlyFans.

491
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,268
If you ever want a job, Guy,
just drop me a line.

492
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:03,812
You'll at least get an interview.
Microphone drop.

493
00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:06,064
It's mic drop you--

494
00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:13,363
Yeah! Yes, mate. Love it.

495
00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:15,490
- Fucking Spider.
- Fucking you.

496
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:18,410
- What?
- It was Spider, again.

497
00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,495
- You should have known.
- What do you mean I should've known?

498
00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,414
- So fucking humiliating.
- How did--

499
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:24,958
Literally the number of times

500
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,753
I wanted to punch him in the face
and that-- It was just better.

501
00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:30,923
It was better than a punch in the face.
It was better than a dart in the face.

502
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:35,219
Do you know what I'm saying?
You just missed Cartwright. It was butane.

503
00:35:58,659 --> 00:36:00,994
I have just been threatened
by a Jackson fucking Lamb

504
00:36:00,994 --> 00:36:02,829
because Standish is still being held.

505
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:08,126
- Oh, that?
- What do you mean, "Oh, that"?

506
00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:10,712
You told me it had
all gone like clockwork.

507
00:36:10,712 --> 00:36:12,297
It has and it will.

508
00:36:13,006 --> 00:36:16,718
Nothing is gonna happen to Standish
or our guy that they're holding.

509
00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:18,679
What guy?

510
00:36:20,347 --> 00:36:23,934
Jesus. This gets worse and worse.
Tell me where we're at. No bullshit.

511
00:36:23,934 --> 00:36:25,185
It's actually quite--

512
00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:30,148
Anyway, they demanded a meet with me,
due to begin shortly,

513
00:36:30,148 --> 00:36:33,235
from where I will escort them
to have a look at something

514
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:36,613
- called the Grey Books.
- Yes. Lamb told me about the Grey Books.

515
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,365
How does Lamb know?

516
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:41,076
Oh, God knows.
He seems to know everything.

517
00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:43,579
What are you going to do?

518
00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,915
Well, not show, obviously.

519
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:53,338
They have two fucking hostages,
and you propose to stand them up?

520
00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:56,175
There is no way MI5 are gonna
open up the Grey Books for them.

521
00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:58,427
And they're not
actually gonna kill anyone.

522
00:36:58,427 --> 00:37:01,430
They'll realize they're making twats
of themselves and release her soon enough.

523
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:03,432
You're going to the meet.
I want this sorted.

524
00:37:04,141 --> 00:37:05,851
We have our lunch with Judd.

525
00:37:05,851 --> 00:37:08,228
No. I have a lunch with Judd.

526
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:12,149
You're not going unless our guy
and Standish are both released.

527
00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:14,276
How am I supposed to do that?

528
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:17,696
You're ex-MI5.
Pull some strings or pay them off.

529
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,325
- With what?
- Your fucking fee. I don't give a shit.

530
00:37:27,915 --> 00:37:29,917
Donovan really believes some of this shit.

531
00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:35,923
As do I, by the way.
There's no way we've been to the Moon.

532
00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:41,678
He posts on conspiracy sites
under a handle, obviously.

533
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,431
I might have even interacted with him.

534
00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:51,188
Where would a twat
like Peter Judd have lunch?

535
00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:35,148
What's that?

536
00:38:35,649 --> 00:38:38,402
That's my beautiful bonus,
which I'm giving you.

537
00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,487
It's not about money.

538
00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,865
Fuck off. It's always about money.

539
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,953
By the way, did you bribe Taverner
to ring me with that reference?

540
00:38:48,662 --> 00:38:51,248
She got me the job at Chieftain.
Christ knows why she wanted you.

541
00:38:51,248 --> 00:38:53,876
- I want to see the Grey Books.
- Not gonna happen.

542
00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:58,797
- Then we have a problem.
- Okay. I've tried the carrot.

543
00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:01,466
- Do you want me to get out the stick?
- I'm the one with the stick.

544
00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:05,179
We have two hostages. If you wanna see
them again, you know what you have to do.

545
00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:07,055
Sorry. Can we just cut the bullshit, okay?

546
00:39:07,055 --> 00:39:09,433
They're not hostages,
and you're not gonna do anything to them.

547
00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:12,603
It's just a game, mate.
A big fucking stupid game.

548
00:39:12,603 --> 00:39:16,231
Now, I don't know why you're doing this,
and I don't care, but I want it to stop.

549
00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:21,528
Don't walk away from me, dickhead. Stop.

550
00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,740
I command you to stop.

551
00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:30,579
I'm late for a lunch
at Anna Livia's with the Home Secretary.

552
00:39:30,579 --> 00:39:32,539
I can't show my face
until Standish is released.

553
00:39:32,539 --> 00:39:34,750
Now stop fucking around
and tell me where she is.

554
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:38,462
Go to your lunch.

555
00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:41,298
Enjoy your hors d'oeuvres.

556
00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:44,927
But don't play the big man,
you slick twat.

557
00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:49,473
I'm not gonna take lessons on being a man
from someone who couldn't hold it together

558
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,808
when their secret fuck buddy
killed herself.

559
00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:54,728
Yeah, I read your file, twat.

560
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:57,940
Now listen to me. I--

561
00:40:01,026 --> 00:40:02,486
And I'd advise you to stay down.

562
00:40:06,949 --> 00:40:07,950
Hey.

563
00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:17,751
Hey.

564
00:40:18,335 --> 00:40:20,420
You sure it makes sense to keep Tearney?

565
00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,339
Well, for the time being.

566
00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:26,093
We need to make sure the cultural changes
you propose are bedded in enough

567
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,387
that her successor cannot reverse them.

568
00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:31,765
Your guest, Mr. Webb, is here.

569
00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:32,933
Send him over.

570
00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,644
I reminded him
the dress code is smart-casual,

571
00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:37,896
but he was quite curt and dismissive.

572
00:40:38,397 --> 00:40:42,150
I will allow it because he's your guest,
but if you could have a word...

573
00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:47,906
What the fuck are you doing here?

574
00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:50,534
I have to keep going higher up
to get this sorted out.

575
00:40:50,534 --> 00:40:53,620
Fuck me. Every ponce and his brother.

576
00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:57,249
I thought the tiger team operation
was successfully concluded.

577
00:40:57,833 --> 00:41:00,752
It is. Small hiccup.
Webb is dealing with it.

578
00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:05,048
Well, once you've delivered her back,
I'll leave you be. Give us a chip.

579
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,510
I'm not sure we've ever properly met.

580
00:41:09,761 --> 00:41:12,431
Yeah, well, it feels like we have.

581
00:41:13,432 --> 00:41:15,642
I've met plenty of your sort before.

582
00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:17,936
If you've come to tell me
what you think of me,

583
00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:20,230
I should warn you,
I have an incredibly thick skin.

584
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:23,567
So your barbs might not wound
as much as you hope.

585
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:27,738
I'm sorry to disappoint.
I don't think of you at all.

586
00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:34,411
Christ, that's good.

587
00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:36,038
How much does that cost?

588
00:41:36,038 --> 00:41:38,040
More than your monthly salary.

589
00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:41,502
What do you want? Other than Standish.

590
00:41:41,502 --> 00:41:43,253
I just wanna be left alone.

591
00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:45,881
But then you came along
and fucked with my chi.

592
00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:49,468
You see, Standish runs my diary.

593
00:41:49,468 --> 00:41:51,845
Now, without her, I don't really know
what I'm supposed to be doing.

594
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:56,266
So I've got all this spare time
to come and fuck with you.

595
00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:18,539
Check his pulse.

596
00:42:20,207 --> 00:42:21,208
I can't find a pulse.

597
00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,669
His airways are clear,
but he's not breathing.

598
00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:25,754
Jesus Christ. That's Webb.

599
00:42:27,798 --> 00:42:29,132
Who was it who said,

600
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:32,511
"You cannot reason with a tiger
when your head is in its mouth"?

601
00:42:32,511 --> 00:42:33,595
Churchill.

602
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:40,227
But that won't be Webb calling,

603
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:42,938
seeing as he's now
outside impersonating roadkill.

604
00:42:43,647 --> 00:42:47,025
No, that'll be your tiger team,
looking for your head.