1 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,448 Fuck. 2 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,493 Fuck. 3 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,912 Stop! Stop! Stop! 4 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,623 Stop! Stop! Stop! 5 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,416 MI5. I need the car. 6 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,918 - No, sorry, I can't. Sorry. - You'll get it back. 7 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,128 Just open the door. Come on. 8 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,256 Get out. Come on. 9 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,508 - Well, how long do you need it for? - Just get out of the car. Come on. 10 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,553 Well, it's not very convenient. I need it. I need the car. 11 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,097 Excuse me! When will I get... 12 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,683 Oh, my... Oh, my God! Monty! 13 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,619 So, how should we do this? 14 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:24,458 Yeah, we could get festive. Hang you from a tree... Maybe set you alight? 15 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,670 Aw, such a pretty death. 16 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,631 Or... 17 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,675 we could just... 18 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,220 finish her here in the car. 19 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,600 Which would be messier... 20 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,188 but we could do that if you'd prefer. 21 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,316 Take the next left. 22 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,494 There's a lake up ahead. 23 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,833 An area of outstanding natural beauty. 24 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,961 It's one of those phrases they use. 25 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,466 I didn't bring my swimsuit. 26 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,218 You British are so prudish. 27 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,470 Skinny-dipping. 28 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,805 Why not? 29 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,395 - What the fuck is it with you lot? - Lamb, just... just listen, right? 30 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,564 - How many times do I-- - The assassins are Russian. 31 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:17,985 It's revenge for some hit in Kazan. 32 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:21,195 They've taken Sid Baker and she... 33 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,697 Sid Baker? 34 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,949 She died the last time she was with you, didn't she? 35 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,368 Yeah, they think she did the hit. 36 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,870 Why? 37 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:29,955 Cartwright? 38 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:02,124 {\an8}Surrounded by losers 39 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,335 {\an8}Misfits and boozers 40 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:08,506 {\an8}Hanging by your fingernails 41 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:12,885 {\an8}You made one mistake You got burned at the stake 42 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,515 {\an8}You're finished, you're foolish You failed 43 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:21,353 {\an8}There's always a hope On this slippery slope 44 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:25,773 Somewhere a ghost of a chance 45 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,442 {\an8}To get back in that game 46 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,820 {\an8}And burn off your shame 47 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:34,741 And dance with the big boys again 48 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:44,585 Ma'am, he refused to listen when we told him you weren't available. 49 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,254 Oh, for God's sake. 50 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,506 I'm busy. 51 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,425 What do you want? 52 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,937 And what's this? A little thank-you for the interview? 53 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,522 What's Cantor got on you then? 54 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,773 He doesn't have anything on me. 55 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,194 Well, he paraded you around like you were in a bikini at Butlins. 56 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,363 What did you take from him then? Money? 57 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:16,157 Is that how you paid for Kazan? 58 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,659 'Cause nobody pulls off a hit on a foreign holiday, 59 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,745 especially not one that happens to be in Russia. 60 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,706 Not without serious fucking brass in their pocket. 61 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:29,046 And we both know that there's no spare cash for Service jollies right now. 62 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,506 Cantor wanted to invest in national security 63 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,217 when we needed investment. 64 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,886 I can assure you he has not bought me. 65 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,472 Believe me, Diana, 66 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,849 if you took his money, 67 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,935 he owns every last fucking inch of you. 68 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,854 What else has he asked you to do? 69 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:48,899 Christ, that's fucking horrible. 70 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,443 He's media. I can handle him. 71 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,653 He's nothing. 72 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:58,242 I hope you're right because it was Cantor that hired Harkness. 73 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,202 Now, you don't do anything like that 74 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,956 unless you're up to something very, very naughty. 75 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,291 It's under control. 76 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,126 You have to trust me on this, Jackson. 77 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,171 When I hear the words "trust me," 78 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,632 I get the feeling someone's pissing in my shoe. 79 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,468 But you've already pissed in my shoe, haven't you? 80 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,264 You know the first thing I'd do if I was the head of Russian Intelligence, 81 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:25,184 looking for an off-books assassin who had just topped one of my Joes? 82 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,188 I'd look to see who'd recently been scrubbed from the records. 83 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:34,819 So when you covered your tracks by wiping every file Sid Baker's name was ever in, 84 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,989 you basically drew a great bloody arrow over my lot, 85 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,824 making them look like the fucking A-Team. 86 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:43,035 Sid Baker's file was wiped a long time ago. 87 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,706 But she was still in the deep data sets though, wasn't she? 88 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:49,208 Or you wouldn't have had to do it all over again. 89 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,503 What are the GRU coming to? 90 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,548 Beria must be turning in his grave. 91 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,593 As I have already told you, I am on top of this. 92 00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:00,761 Well, if this is you on top, Diana, 93 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,555 I'd hate to see what you're like underneath. 94 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,639 Where are you going? 95 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,976 To find out what links Cantor to the Russians. 96 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,314 Try not to make any more bad decisions while I'm gone. 97 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,490 You never told me whose funeral it was. 98 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:23,911 - Didn't I? - No. 99 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:28,874 It was my grandfather. 100 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,251 - River. - Yeah. 101 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:32,960 So sorry. 102 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,170 Ah, well. 103 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,172 Why didn't you say? 104 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,593 Well, because we've been a little bit distracted. 105 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,641 Yeah, I've just not... 106 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,646 God, I haven't thought about it since all this happened. 107 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,192 That's been quite nice. 108 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,986 This should happen more. 109 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,323 No, it's... It was fine. 110 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,033 Well... 111 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,370 Towards the end he... 112 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,414 Well, he just wasn't really there. So... 113 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,458 I'm sorry. 114 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,921 My bullet's stopped talking to me. 115 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:22,802 When he put my head in the water, it bubbled a bit and then... 116 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,137 then it stopped. 117 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,472 I think he drowned Poirot. 118 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,016 Well, that's good news. 119 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:37,526 I'm not an expert, right, but maybe that's how it works with traumas. 120 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,196 You know, one cancels out the others. 121 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,865 - Right. You're not an expert. - Yeah. 122 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,033 'Cause that sounds like seven years of medical school to me. 123 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,411 Shut up. Shut up. 124 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,751 Thank you, by the way. 125 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,964 It was either him or you, Sid. 126 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,675 Yeah. 127 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,600 And I'd really prefer if it was never you again. 128 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,315 Agent Baker located. 129 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,818 Cartwright's with her. 130 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,446 It's just in the nick of time, lads. 131 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,197 He's over there. 132 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,742 Ma'am, we've picked up Baker and Cartwright. 133 00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,661 They've already dispatched the Russian agent. 134 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,456 Report back to me when they've reached their destination. 135 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,806 Vassily, it's Diana. 136 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,809 I'm afraid there's been a development. 137 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,735 Yeah? 138 00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,278 Morning. 139 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,992 Well, this all looks reassuringly expensive. 140 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:11,410 What do you want, Peter? 141 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,620 Diana Taverner. 142 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:16,499 In a bit of hot water, if my informants are to be believed. 143 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,918 I must say, I was a little alarmed myself when I watched the interview. 144 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,295 Not quite what you led me to expect. 145 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,672 Now you're, what? Running scared? 146 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:23,715 Far from it. 147 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:27,009 I'm here to assure you of my continuing support and collaboration, 148 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:31,807 should the scrutiny of Diana broaden its focus. 149 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,893 I presume you prefer your generosity to remain untrumpeted, 150 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,229 should anyone come asking? 151 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,400 Are you prepared to say the money is yours? 152 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,569 Wouldn't that present accounting difficulties, Peter? 153 00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,280 Cooking the books is an ancestral skill. 154 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:52,744 And in exchange for your collaboration and support? 155 00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:55,580 I've been out in the cold a long time. 156 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,957 I'd like my seat at the table back. 157 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,420 Oh, Peter. That would be quite some rehabilitation. 158 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:07,134 But not one I feel beyond the powers of a man who runs a news channel. 159 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,346 I have to take this. 160 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,848 Oh, quite. 161 00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:14,892 Off I fuck. 162 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,440 - Cantor. - Where are you? 163 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:23,941 At work? 164 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,152 But I'm free for lunch. 165 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,321 No, you're not. 166 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:30,324 You're invited to Quaglino's restaurant. 167 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,410 And there will be people there. 168 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:37,705 People you've been wanting to meet. 169 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,832 Wait. What are you saying? This is it? 170 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,083 This is it. 171 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:45,005 The terms of the deal might need some finessing. 172 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,758 But that's what will be on the table. 173 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,553 Along with arancini, of course. 174 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,138 Well, congratulations. 175 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,641 Your efforts have been recognized. 176 00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:00,687 You're about to land the biggest media distribution deal in Russian history. 177 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,656 - So where are we heading? - Park. 178 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:15,243 How did you know where we were? 179 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,538 Member of the public called it in. 180 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,415 Said someone commandeered her car. 181 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,291 And her dog. 182 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,567 What the fuck is wrong with him? 183 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,068 He takes a piss every five minutes. 184 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,571 You think he's got a prostate? 185 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,906 Everyone's got a prostate. 186 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,409 I mean, one that doesn't work. 187 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:57,702 Tell you one thing for sure. He's broken his ribs. 188 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:58,704 Look how he's moving. 189 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,998 You think that's why he needed us? 190 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,166 Maybe he just wanted some company. 191 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,795 Fucking hell. I should have warned him what a gloomy bastard you are. 192 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,463 - Cheer the fuck up, will you? - Yeah, I'm just-- 193 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,508 Kid's turned his phone on again. 194 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,387 On the A40 and heading east. 195 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,230 Why don't you drive? 196 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,400 Take the back seat. 197 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,654 Yeah, take a back seat. 198 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,987 That's probably of her niece or nephew or something. 199 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,533 Well, they're shit at art then. I'm doing her a favor. 200 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,118 You can get off your arse and help me if you want. 201 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,913 No. Enjoying you at work. 202 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,832 - Impressive. - Not as impressive as you. 203 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,750 What's that supposed to mean? 204 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:28,752 You tell me. 205 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:31,712 Is that it? 206 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,130 It's all I could find. 207 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,298 It's my understanding 208 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,510 that we're meant to stay inside the confines of the building. 209 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,054 This is a safe house, Moira. We're not under house arrest. 210 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,973 What about the petrol from the car? 211 00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,016 No way. If we need to get away, we'd be fucked. 212 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,476 Was this the tea loaf? 213 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,436 If we need to defend ourselves, we'd be fucked. 214 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,313 I think the tea loaf is the least of our worries. 215 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,065 Look, the Park has wiped us. 216 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,818 If this goes bad, no one's coming to help. 217 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,695 On the list please, Shirley. We... 218 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,905 None of us knows how long we're going to be here. 219 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,199 - What if we have to implement rationing? - Oh, Jesus Christ. 220 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,659 Petrol's probably free anyway. 221 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,411 Like everything else in that amazing job of yours. 222 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,538 - Mm-mmm. It's called a contract. - New car. 223 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:08,583 Wads of cash. Almost too good to be true. 224 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:09,709 - Sorry I'm happy. - Oh, no. 225 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,002 Don't be. I'm so happy that you're happy. 226 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,172 Oh, good. It works out then. 227 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:32,357 - Nice gaff. - It's Roddy. 228 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,902 We should check out the master bedroom. 229 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:39,530 - Someone's had a glow-up. - Missed you. 230 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,283 What the fuck are you doing here? 231 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,336 Hello? 232 00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,254 Is that Standish? 233 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,798 You got over yourself yet? 234 00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,719 I still want to shove your head in a mangle, if that's what you mean? 235 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,012 You should relax. 236 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,515 Neck that Pinot you've been toting about. 237 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:06,766 Well, it was a Margaux. 238 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,018 And as you know, I left it in the back of your car. 239 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,394 Oh, yeah. 240 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,772 Yeah, so you did. 241 00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:13,731 Who's arrived? 242 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:14,941 Is Ho there yet? 243 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,234 Yes, he's just got here. 244 00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,236 But no River and Coe yet. 245 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:20,530 And we had to bring Moira Tregorian. 246 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,864 It's a long story. 247 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,741 Oh, fucking hell. That'd drive you to drink. 248 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:26,620 Look, what's the plan? Seeing as you've got us all here. 249 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:29,121 Shirley's been making petrol bombs. 250 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,498 Plan? 251 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,208 Well, it's a safe house. 252 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,669 The clue's in the name. 253 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,171 Here, put Ho on the line, will you? 254 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,090 Yep. Hang on. 255 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,466 Um, Roddy! 256 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,969 Hello. Lamb needs you. 257 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,179 Like the desert needs the rain. 258 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,389 Yeah. 259 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:49,058 Diana Taverner is in bed with Damien Cantor. 260 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,811 Find out who else she's seeing. 261 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:52,854 Home Secretary, 262 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:56,023 I have already acknowledged that the outcome of the interview 263 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,275 was not what I had hoped. 264 00:21:57,276 --> 00:22:00,319 Will you also acknowledge that, in simply agreeing to do it, 265 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,448 you showed poorer judgment than we have a right to expect from a First Desk? 266 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,659 And you won't see it again from me. 267 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,996 Though you have seen worse from others. 268 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:11,747 Are you trying to minimize your own blunders 269 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,167 by tarnishing the reputations of your predecessors? 270 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:17,879 No. I'm just answering the questions the committee puts to me. 271 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,881 Very well. 272 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,967 How did you fund the operation in Kazan? 273 00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:26,971 I believe Oliver has jumped to our next item. 274 00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:30,892 The killing of a Russian agent on Russian soil by one of ours. 275 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:34,061 Presumably the retaliation that was mentioned in the interview. 276 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,688 If this is new to you, gentlemen, 277 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:38,357 it's because First Desk did not seek approval or oversight 278 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,818 for the operation through the usual channels. 279 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,403 Or indeed through any channels. 280 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,155 Is this true, Diana? 281 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:48,492 It is true that recently we responded to nerve attacks on British soil 282 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,537 with an action in Russia, yes. 283 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,832 Without oversight, scrutiny or approval? 284 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:55,834 Yes. 285 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,837 We have protocols for a reason. 286 00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:03,841 And sometimes there are reasons not to follow them. 287 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:07,595 What reason could there possibly be for ignoring compliance at every level? 288 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,723 This committee is an answer in itself. 289 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,059 This isn't the Civil Service. 290 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,645 This is the Secret Service. 291 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:17,939 And in the time it would've taken for me to get a sign-off, 292 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,526 the opportunity for action would've gone. 293 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:23,653 You ask how I funded this? 294 00:23:23,654 --> 00:23:26,531 The answer is, with great difficulty. 295 00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:29,534 I'm expected to manage the safety of this country 296 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:32,995 with the funds of a village fete. 297 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:36,207 It's like being sent into a gun fight with a pencil. 298 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,460 A pencil that requires a subcommittee's approval. 299 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,381 Park budgets increased by over 4% last year. 300 00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:46,843 Given that the operational costs have increased by twice that, 301 00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:48,345 we're still in deficit. 302 00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:51,722 Now, I've made your cuts. 303 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:53,766 A snip here, a snip there. 304 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:57,645 But you shouldn't be asking me how I funded this. 305 00:23:57,646 --> 00:24:01,607 You should be asking me how I will fund the next one, 306 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:04,194 and the next one, and the one after that. 307 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:10,158 That, gentlemen, is what keeps me awake at night. 308 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,302 What's going on? 309 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:32,848 Yeah, where are you taking us? 310 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,658 You said you were taking us to the Park. 311 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,829 What the fuck is happening? 312 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,507 What is this? Who's that for? 313 00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:55,055 Can you hear me? 314 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,897 You understand we're active agents? Don't you? What... 315 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:06,400 Does Taverner know we're here? 316 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,281 - All right. Can you just-- - Sit. 317 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,453 Stay. 318 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,231 So, this is as far as the signal took us? 319 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,650 Uh-huh. 320 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:51,278 And what now? 321 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:55,866 You start earning your wages. 322 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,496 Needle in a haystack though, isn't it? 323 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:04,333 You know how you find one of those? 324 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,169 Burn down the fucking haystack. 325 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:09,755 Right. 326 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:22,183 Hey, guess how much Taverner spent on a pair of door handles? 327 00:27:22,184 --> 00:27:23,519 - Forty quid? - Uh-uh. 328 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,020 - Sixty? - More. 329 00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,648 - 200? - Don't go through her stuff. 330 00:27:28,357 --> 00:27:33,569 512 plus VAT for a pair of antique clear etched floral glass door handles. 331 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,363 - That's half my bloody rent. - Yeah. 332 00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:38,074 - Can you stop that? - What are you even doing on her laptop? 333 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:42,621 If you must know, which you don't need to, Lamb asked me to track Cantor's movements. 334 00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:45,039 Why do you even give a shit anyway? 335 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,916 Taverner gave you the old heave-Ho. 336 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,585 What do you think you'll do now? 337 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:51,921 - Get a job at her place. Life-changing. - Yeah. 338 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:54,131 I've always imagined you two doing something together. 339 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,508 Seriously? 340 00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:57,593 Have you actually ever had sex with a woman? 341 00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,345 Or any connection in real life? 342 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,764 'Cause this is pathetic. 343 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,155 You don't look like a spy. 344 00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:21,576 Me? Well, if I did look like a spy, I wouldn't be a very good spy, would I? 345 00:28:21,577 --> 00:28:24,162 If you were a good spy, you wouldn't be in Slough House. 346 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,290 What are you then? 347 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,125 That's a very good question. 348 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:33,212 When we started out, most women were support staff. 349 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,924 Yes, and we weren't always supporting the right people. 350 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:40,804 I'm sorry for your loss. 351 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:43,765 He was an arsehole. 352 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,435 There's a lot of them about. 353 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:48,895 And he can't change now. 354 00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:51,106 Whatever he was, that's all he's ever going to be. 355 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:02,742 Sometimes it helps to talk about these things. 356 00:29:02,743 --> 00:29:03,744 No. 357 00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:06,997 No, I don't blame you. 358 00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:14,588 - Westward Ho. - Fuck off. 359 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,591 Yeah, all right. So, I've been through Cantor's diary. 360 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:21,427 He goes to boxing twice a week, yoga once a week, 361 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:26,349 some sommelier thing, the theater, a lot of chichi dinners. 362 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:30,270 And then, about twice a month, he goes to some kids' ballet class in Hampstead. 363 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:32,022 It's on today. 364 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:34,358 - Has he got kids? - No. 365 00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:37,318 Well, unless he's a pedo, 366 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:39,738 what the fuck is he doing at a kids' ballet class? 367 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:54,628 Why you? 368 00:29:55,921 --> 00:29:57,214 - What? - Why... 369 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,592 Why you? Why your name? 370 00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:02,969 What, the hit in Kazan? 371 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:06,056 Taverner could have picked any dead Joe's identity 372 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,352 but she picked the one agent whose death was faked. 373 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:19,987 What if I'm... 374 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:22,865 her contingency plan? 375 00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:26,660 I'm the throwaway. 376 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:36,879 We need to speak to Taverner. 377 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,299 Right, you know what, dickheads? 378 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,758 We're still actually active agents. 379 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,177 - Sit the fuck down! - We have critical-- 380 00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:46,304 Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 381 00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:50,516 Look, do you have any idea what's been happening since you picked us up? 382 00:30:50,517 --> 00:30:51,642 Any idea at all? 383 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,019 Because I'm telling you, 384 00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:56,439 if you have one single doubt about what you're being asked to do here, 385 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,901 then you need to put me through to the Park now. 386 00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:01,320 Otherwise, 387 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:04,906 when the shit hits the fan, and this is all over, 388 00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:06,115 I can personally guarantee 389 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:09,119 that you're gonna be shipped off to Slough House within the month. 390 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:13,332 Just one phone call. 391 00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:22,716 Ma'am, we've got a call from River Cartwright. 392 00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:24,718 Do I put him through? 393 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,222 Cartwright, what do you want? 394 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:30,682 Ma'am, I'm with Sid Baker. 395 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,519 And she wants to know if you can personally vouch for her safety? 396 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,687 Put her on. 397 00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,399 Baker? 398 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,944 What's happening here, ma'am? 399 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:45,781 Look, Sid... 400 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:50,702 Your identity was used for an off-books hit. 401 00:31:51,453 --> 00:31:56,333 To stop an escalating situation, I have agreed to hand you over to the GRU. 402 00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:58,919 You will be taken to Moscow, 403 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:03,006 where you will remain until we've worked out the details of the trade. 404 00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,301 And how long will that take? 405 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:08,303 Couple of months... 406 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:10,681 at the most. 407 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:13,642 Ma'am. 408 00:32:17,396 --> 00:32:19,147 Why did you tell everyone I was dead? 409 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,111 Because I thought it might be useful. 410 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:29,490 I cannot afford to lose the agent that carried out the hit. 411 00:32:29,491 --> 00:32:32,369 But I can afford to spare you for a couple of months. 412 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:36,915 Uh, you have to trust me on this, Sidonie. 413 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,213 Vassily? 414 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:54,183 Well? What'd she say? 415 00:32:55,851 --> 00:32:56,977 Sid? 416 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:04,318 That she'll get me back, and to trust her. 417 00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:07,446 To trust her? 418 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:21,960 They're gonna kill me. 419 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:32,261 Ma'am, I'm looking at their flight plan. 420 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,721 They're not taking her to Russia. 421 00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:35,224 They're taking her to Sofia. 422 00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,853 Bulgaria is neutral ground. 423 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,730 If she's not in Russia, she won't be on the books. 424 00:33:42,731 --> 00:33:44,315 They can do what they want with her. 425 00:33:44,316 --> 00:33:45,317 The deal goes ahead. 426 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,904 - You said it was a trade. - The deal goes ahead. 427 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:40,515 Thank you. 428 00:35:40,516 --> 00:35:41,517 Bye. 429 00:36:22,349 --> 00:36:23,475 Hello. 430 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:27,229 How you been? I haven't seen you in ages. 431 00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:30,231 I'm so sorry. Have we met? 432 00:36:30,232 --> 00:36:32,191 Yeah. At the ballet class. 433 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:34,277 I think I spoke to your husband. 434 00:36:34,278 --> 00:36:36,613 No. No. I don't think so. 435 00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:40,157 - What's your daughter's name again? - Matilda. 436 00:36:40,158 --> 00:36:42,076 She's a tiny redhead. 437 00:36:42,077 --> 00:36:44,453 Precocious thing. 438 00:36:44,454 --> 00:36:46,038 Well, nice to see you. 439 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,582 - Yeah. - Yeah. 440 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,543 - I guess I'll see you next week? - Yeah. I hope so. 441 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:51,545 Bye. 442 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:51,230 - Hello? - Yeah. Put Ho on the line. 443 00:37:52,773 --> 00:37:54,900 Yeah. I've been really good. Thanks. 444 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,152 He wants to speak to you. 445 00:37:57,736 --> 00:37:59,321 Can you ask him how River is? 446 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,573 - What do you need? - Cantor's been meeting someone. 447 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:05,201 She's got a Russian accent and she just lost me, 448 00:38:05,202 --> 00:38:06,911 which takes tradecraft. 449 00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:10,665 Get me surveillance of people going in and out of that ballet class. 450 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,959 She's a brunette. 451 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,710 Give Flyte a run for her money. 452 00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:16,254 Find out who she is. 453 00:38:16,255 --> 00:38:17,881 We're running out of time. 454 00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:29,142 Do you think they'll kill me mid-air, or take me somewhere romantic? 455 00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:42,364 What is a really romantic place to die? 456 00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:46,118 Pierced by the Eiffel Tower? 457 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:47,703 Yeah. 458 00:38:50,372 --> 00:38:51,747 God, that's a good shout. 459 00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:52,833 - Hmm. - Yeah. 460 00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:58,963 - Be a bit touristy, though. - Yeah, you'll have to queue for hours. 461 00:38:58,964 --> 00:38:59,965 Hmm. 462 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,761 Pyramids? 463 00:39:06,889 --> 00:39:09,348 - On the whole spiky theme. - Maybe if I asked them nicely. 464 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:10,809 Both of you, up! 465 00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:20,819 Wait here. 466 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,323 Oh, God. 467 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,742 I thought getting shot in the head was the worst thing that could happen to me, 468 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:29,410 but apparently I was wrong. 469 00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:30,412 Yeah. 470 00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:35,124 You know, when they came for me, 471 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:37,628 you were the only person I could think of going to for help. 472 00:39:39,505 --> 00:39:40,631 How sad is that? 473 00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:44,760 Really fucking sad. 474 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,556 I'm glad I saw your grandfather's house, though. 475 00:39:51,683 --> 00:39:52,684 I liked it. 476 00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:55,479 Felt like home. 477 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:01,151 Yeah, used to. 478 00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:06,156 You know he, um... 479 00:40:07,908 --> 00:40:09,201 he would do this thing. 480 00:40:10,452 --> 00:40:13,413 Whenever he'd be expecting me, he'd leave a light on. Just one. 481 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:15,040 Always. 482 00:40:18,252 --> 00:40:19,419 And I mean that... 483 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,256 that's when I miss him the most. 484 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:27,302 When I go back and everything's just dark. 485 00:40:33,684 --> 00:40:35,227 I'd leave a light on for you. 486 00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:39,231 If it were my house. 487 00:40:50,868 --> 00:40:53,453 You know, apparently, you can have a lot of fun in the dark. 488 00:40:58,625 --> 00:40:59,960 Or, you know, we could just... 489 00:41:02,796 --> 00:41:04,047 leave the lights on. 490 00:41:05,549 --> 00:41:06,717 I suppose. 491 00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:09,219 Yeah. Yeah. 492 00:41:13,891 --> 00:41:15,100 While we, um... 493 00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:18,687 Do stuff. 494 00:41:19,188 --> 00:41:20,271 Right. 495 00:41:20,272 --> 00:41:21,606 I wouldn't want to rush you. 496 00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:24,233 That would not be an issue. 497 00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:26,904 It has been many a moon. 498 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:28,864 Many a moon? 499 00:41:29,823 --> 00:41:32,618 I mean, I've spent three years in a sanatorium, so... 500 00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:35,369 Right. Well, it's not been that long. Jesus. 501 00:41:35,370 --> 00:41:36,662 - All right. Fuck off. - Just saying. 502 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:37,915 - It's not-- - Casanova. 503 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:40,918 Oh, God. 504 00:41:46,924 --> 00:41:48,592 I don't want to do this, River. 505 00:41:53,263 --> 00:41:55,473 This is bullshit. 506 00:41:55,474 --> 00:41:56,557 Let's go. 507 00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:58,936 Look. There must be something that we can do? Okay? 508 00:41:59,436 --> 00:42:00,853 We can speak to some-- 509 00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:02,439 Please! Just... Please! 510 00:42:17,162 --> 00:42:18,163 Fuck. 511 00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:22,251 She really fancies me. 512 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,051 Hey! 513 00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:36,223 Get Cartwright! 514 00:42:43,105 --> 00:42:44,606 - Get out the car! - Come on! Come on! 515 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,821 Get Baker! She's leaving! 516 00:42:54,741 --> 00:42:56,076 Go, go, go! 517 00:42:58,078 --> 00:43:01,874 - Hold your fire! We need Baker alive! - Go! Come on! 518 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,835 Hold your fire! 519 00:43:05,335 --> 00:43:06,461 Don't shoot! 520 00:43:07,671 --> 00:43:09,214 Don't shoot! 521 00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:21,602 River, we're going round in circles! 522 00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:15,948 Fuck off! 523 00:44:58,824 --> 00:45:00,116 - What are you doing? - Go. Run. 524 00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:02,368 - No, just keep going. - Sid, they don't want me. They want you. 525 00:45:02,369 --> 00:45:04,078 - Keep driving. - Sid... 526 00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:06,247 I don't have fucking time for this, okay? 527 00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:08,417 - I can delay them. Just fucking go. - Jesus. 528 00:45:09,418 --> 00:45:10,502 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 529 00:45:14,131 --> 00:45:15,799 - So you've got time for that? - Well... 530 00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:18,969 Jesus. For fuck sake. 531 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,668 Get out the car! Get out! 532 00:45:52,211 --> 00:45:53,504 Unlock the door! 533 00:45:54,171 --> 00:45:55,339 Where is she? 534 00:45:56,715 --> 00:45:57,925 Where is she? 535 00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:00,802 Where the fuck is she?