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[tapping]
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[PA chimes]
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[announcer on PA] This is
the pre-boarding announcement
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for Lusit Airways flight LLT154
to Marrakech.
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We are now inviting
those classified as small children...
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Come on. Where are you?
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[announcer] Please have your boarding pass
and identification ready. Thank you.
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- ETA?
- [agent] Less than a minute.
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- Has there been a handover?
- Negative.
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Eyes on Dogs.
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Why is he airside?
Intel said target was inbound.
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He made visual contact, ma'am.
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Reconfirm.
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Second Desk requests we reconfirm visual.
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You're looking for an Asian male,
20s, backpack, blue shirt, white tee.
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Yes, confirmed,
and I have Dogs on standing by.
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Shit.
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Lost visual. Possible handover.
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What does he mean "possible handover"?
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- [agent] Cartwright, clarify.
- Did you catch anything on CCTV?
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[agent sighs]
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Negative, that's what you're there for.
Repeat, clarify.
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He has a visual.
Did he see a handover or not?
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Lost visual momentarily.
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Repeat, possible handover.
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- Come on. Get out of the way.
- [agent] Blocked by the cleaner.
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[announcer] Lusit Airways
are pleased to announce boarding
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for flight LLT154 to Marrakech.
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We would like to invite families
and those requiring assistance
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- to come forward first.
- Move, move, move.
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[announcer] Please have your passports
and boarding card ready.
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Okay, have full visual on target again,
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but something has definitely gone
in or out of that backpack.
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Tell him to hold.
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[agent] Cartwright, hold your position.
Do not intercept.
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- [Cartwright] Target is on the move.
- [agent] We have eyes on target. Hold.
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Ma'am?
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[agent] Hold your position, Cartwright.
Hold your position. We are assessing.
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Target is joining the queue to board.
Standing by.
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Keep the channel clear, please.
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Come on.
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[agent] Second Desk says,
"Do not intercept."
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[Cartwright] Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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- Push the button.
- Dogs are standing by, ma'am.
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At least he's heading downstairs.
There's 300 bodies up there.
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Yes, but he's headed to
a plane loaded with fuel.
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[agent] First passengers are
on the tarmac, ma'am.
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- Authorize.
- Apprehend suspect.
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Dogs, go.
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- Move!
- [all clamoring, shouting]
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- Out of the way!
- Move!
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- Down, down, down!
- [grunts] What the fuck?
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Get the fuck off me! [shouts]
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[announcer]
Disperse if you can. Keep calm.
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- Get back!
- [suspect] Get off me!
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- [suspect] What the fuck?
- [Cartwright] Relax!
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- [suspect] What are you doing?
- [Cartwright] No trigger.
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- This is fucking harassment!
- No wires here.
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- Clear.
- [Cartwright] Bag.
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[suspect groaning]
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- Get off! Get off me.
- [Dog] Over.
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[shouts, groans]
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Somebody film this! [groans] Fuck!
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- Get off me! Nothing on me!
- [Dog] Stop moving!
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He's clean.
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[agent] Repeat. Repeat!
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[Cartwright] He's clean.
There's no device, no weapon. Nothing.
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- Ma'am?
- He has the wrong suspect,
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or we have the wrong intel,
and we don't have the wrong intel.
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- Ma'am, he reconfirmed visual.
- Reconfirm again.
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Cartwright, confirm suspect description.
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Asian male, 20s, backpack,
blue shirt, white tee.
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I said, "white shirt, blue tee."
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You--
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No, no, no, no, you said--
you said, "blue shirt, white tee."
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[surveillance agent] Webb.
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Shit. Put it on the main screen.
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White shirt, blue tee. Suspect is inbound.
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Inbound, headed to immigration,
main terminal.
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Stand Cartwright down. He's done.
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[Webb] Second Desk says
stand down, Cartwright.
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Oh, shit.
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- Stand him down.
- [Webb] Cartwright, where are you going?
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You tailed the wrong suspect.
You're stood down.
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Get me CCTV on that escalator now.
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- Should we have immigration hold him up?
- Not with a bomb on his back.
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- Get SO15 on standby.
- Ma'am.
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[clears throat] SO15, standby.
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- He'll be through in two minutes.
- Duffy, where are your Dogs?
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Still airside with Cartwright's suspect.
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[Second Desk] Jesus Christ!
If you can't get your guys there,
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get SO15 on the ground now.
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[Webb] We got something
behind immigration?
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Excuse me.
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[grunts] Hey! Hey!
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- [Second Desk] How long?
- Three minutes.
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He's through.
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[Webb] There.
He's headed to baggage reclaim.
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Stay on him. I need eyes
at the end of that concourse.
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- Yep. Coming up now.
- [Webb] Head to the carousel.
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[Webb] He's Headed to baggage reclaim.
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Give me cameras
at the end of baggage reclaim.
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I want eyes there.
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Not a Dog in sight.
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Duffy, those are your guys?
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No. No, ma'am. They're en route.
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Duffy, surely we've got
transport police on that concourse.
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Waiting. Inbound, two minutes.
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Thank you!
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He's not waiting for luggage.
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What? He's walking straight out.
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Get out of the way! Move!
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- Move, move, move, move!
- [people screaming, shouting]
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Sorry.
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- Whoa, whoa!
- I'm service, I'm service.
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I'm service! Move now!
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- I need an image. Why is it dark in there?
- [agent 2] There's no cameras, ma'am.
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- I want eyes now!
- Confirm with Stansted.
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Dogs, intercept!
Suspect's now landside. Where are you?
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- There.
- He swapped backpacks.
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That's the handover.
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Smash the glass.
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[alarm blaring]
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[announcer] This is an emergency.
Please evacuate.
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[police officers shouting]
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[officer] Ladies and gentlemen,
please evacuation the terminal!
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[Duffy] Evacuate the terminal all the way...
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- ...this exit. This exit.
- Work out the safe areas.
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Keep them safe. Don't let anyone pass.
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[police radio chatter]
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[alarm continues]
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This way please. Ladies and gentlemen,
this way. Quick as you can.
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Move, move, move, move!
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[siren wailing]
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Move!
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Move! Aside!
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- Move! Out of the way! Now!
- [grunts]
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He's headed for the Stansted Express.
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- Get out of the way!
- [screams]
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Move! Get to the side.
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Come on! [grunts]
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Get it cleared. Full evacuation.
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[Webb] Evacuate the entire train station.
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I want any trains
coming into Stansted halted.
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Any trains that are in-bound,
I need to know about it.
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Move, move, move!
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[Cartwright] Move, move, move!
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Move, move, move!
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- Move, move, move, move, move!
- This way!
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[officer] Keep moving, guys. Come on.
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Place is closed! Stop! Stop!
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What are you doing?
[officer screams, strains]
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Stop! No! Step away now!
Step away! Don't do it!
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[snoring]
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- [passes gas]
- [gasps, groans]
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[sighs]
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[groans, sighs]
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[sniffs]
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[coughing]
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[coughs, breathes heavily]
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[chattering]
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[person 1] No?
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Yeah? Great!
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[person] Standish.
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[sighs, inhales deeply]
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- Are you all in?
- All except River and Sid.
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Yeah, well,
the last one in can clean my lav.
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[door opens, closes]
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I thought spooks were
supposed to be stealthy.
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[footsteps approaching]
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Another day dawns on MI-Fucking Useless.
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Morning, Max.
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The usual, Mr. Hobden?
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Yes, Max. [sighs] The usual.
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[patron] His name isn't Max.
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Well, it says "Max"
on the front of the shop.
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Yeah, but I heard the staff
call him Theo, short for Theodosios.
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I'll stick with "Max." Shorter.
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There you go.
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Thank you, Max.
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[footsteps approaching]
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What are you looking for?
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A reason not to blow my brains out.
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He hasn't told me yet
what I'm looking for.
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Dumping the rubbish this side of the room.
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Do you think Sid will find this
as amusing as you do?
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- [person] Hello, Catherine.
- Morning.
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Morning.
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Bradford driving license applications,
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addresses, council tax records.
Cross-check.
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Well, these are from 2005.
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[Catherine] The lending list
from Luton libraries in the last year.
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At least yours is topical.
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[Catherine] Flag any borrowing
that suggests money laundering.
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Really?
Someone looking that up in the library
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probably doesn't have
that much money to launder.
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Parking tickets from the Euston area.
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From the '90s?
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No stone unturned, eh?
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[gasps] Oh, Catherine!
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Catherine, before you go,
these two stick-in-the-muds
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are giving my idea of a pub quiz team
a big thumbs down.
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Actually, I gave it a fat middle finger.
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Come on, guys! What about team spirit?
Catherine?
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No.
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- "No," as in "Ask me later," or-or no--
- [Catherine] As in, "no."
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Tough nut to crack, that Catherine,
but I'll get there.
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- Forget it. She never lightens up.
- Would you?
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If I was Lamb's lackey, no.
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No, I meant what happened before.
Before she came here.
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Yeah, well, I-- I wish Lamb
would go that way.
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[chuckles]
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Is today the day you finally give me
something remotely challenging?
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Flight inquiries to Syria
from the previous decade.
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No, it isn't.
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Well, I'll set up an algorithm for that
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and treat the remaining nine hours
of the day as my own time.
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Jed? Transport police are asking
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if you can stop scaring people away
from that bus stop.
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- They could be watching us.
- Or they could be waiting for a bus.
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Also, Lamb says there's a new hire
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- at the Chinese down--
- Oh, fuck me!
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- And he'd like--
- [Jed] I know, I know.
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Interview and background.
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And if he happens to be undocumented, it's
five free meals to look the other way.
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Man.
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No, I've been keeping me eyes
on the water.
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I'm just waiting for a fin to surface,
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but I need you to guarantee me
2,000 words once it breaks.
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It's like your Watergate.
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You know what?
I can't tell you now because it--
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[sighing]
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Sorry, um, the reason I interrupted before
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is because I spent a year studying
in Greece and the name caught my ear.
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Was a great country
a couple of thousand years ago.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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And I'm interrupting now because
I was hoping I could borrow your Times.
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[scoffs] Fine.
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[chuckles] Thank you.
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- [groans]
- Oh, what--
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- Oh, my God. I am so--
- Oh, shit.
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- I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry.
- Oh, shit.
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00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:56,016
Can I please have some towels? Okay.
Can I just have some serviettes?
244
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,185
No, I need more serviettes.
245
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,771
- God, I'm so, um, um--
- Here. Here.
246
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:02,481
Yeah, napkins. Can we get some more?
247
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,690
- Oh! [groans]
- Thank you.
248
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:07,277
Max, this is not enough. Have you--
Have you got any more serviettes?
249
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,570
- Max, pass me that.
- [Theo] Take this. Take this.
250
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,742
- [Robert] Just leave it. Excuse me.
- I'm so, so clumsy.
251
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,369
- Would you leave it?
- No, I feel so bad. Is your laptop okay?
252
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,413
[Theo] It's okay. Let me clean it up now.
253
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:19,998
Fuck!
254
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,291
[scoffs] Fucking...
255
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,294
[sniffs, gags]
256
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,338
[thumping]
257
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,811
You thumped?
258
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,647
Did you find anything?
259
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,608
I don't know what I'm looking for.
260
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:50,779
Yeah, uh, the remnants
of a once-promising career.
261
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:56,451
Are we actually acting on any intel,
or are we just fishing?
262
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,829
Yeah, but now,
you don't get to ask questions.
263
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,291
That's for spies who haven't shat the bed.
264
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,420
[clicks tongue]
So, what did you find? Any old notebooks?
265
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,132
Uh, the cardboard backing of one,
but no pages.
266
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,592
Evidence of drug use?
267
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,635
Empty box of paracetamol, yeah.
268
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,179
Empty booze bottles?
269
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,431
In his recycling bin, I imagine.
270
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,433
Oh, Christ.
271
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:23,729
Is it me, or did all the fun
go out of everything around 1979?
272
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,230
Are we looking for something,
273
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,357
or are we just wanting him to know
that we are looking at him?
274
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:30,611
What's all this "we"? There is no "we."
275
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:33,488
There's just me telling you what to do.
276
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,575
Okay. Do you want to tell me
to put him under surveillance?
277
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,452
[breathes heavily] Who?
278
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:40,621
Hobden.
279
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,333
Wha-- Wha--
You would be doing the surveillance?
280
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,542
Yeah.
281
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,461
- You?
- Yeah.
282
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,380
[chuckling] Well-- [laughs]
283
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:53,050
That's a-- Well,
that's an interesting proposition,
284
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:57,012
considering the last time
you were given any sort of responsibility,
285
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,306
a load of innocent people
got blown to bits.
286
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,557
And there it is.
287
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,310
Well, I'm sorry you find it so tiresome, Cartwright,
288
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,480
but it's not the social faux pas
you seem to think it was.
289
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:10,275
You-- You didn't break wind
during someone's wedding vows.
290
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:15,030
What was it? Uh, 149 dead, 212 injured,
291
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:19,076
uh, three million in damages,
half a billion in lost revenue--
292
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,744
It was a training exercise.
293
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:25,374
[stammers] If a pilot crashes a simulator,
he doesn't then brush it off and go,
294
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,918
"Well, I'm sorry.
It was a fucking exercise,"
295
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,255
and then expect to be
put behind the wheel of a 747.
296
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,508
- It's not the same thing.
- [stammers] No, it's worse, you tit.
297
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,097
- You're gonna do this every day then?
- If I didn't hate the sight of you,
298
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,891
I'd come to your home
and do it at the weekends too.
299
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:48,063
[stammers] I am surrounded by fuckups
in this building,
300
00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:50,190
but you are the gold standard of fuckups.
301
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,651
By all rights, you shouldn't even be here.
302
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,029
You should've skipped this purgatory
and gone straight to hell.
303
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,322
Melted you down for glue.
304
00:19:57,406 --> 00:20:01,201
But you avoided that
because your name is Cartwright.
305
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:04,705
So when you wonder why I have you
going through the rubbish
306
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:08,000
of a disgraced right-wing journo,
wonder no more.
307
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,254
[inhales deeply, sighs]
It's because I don't like you.
308
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,840
And I want you to quit.
309
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:20,387
[smacks lips] I'll just get back to, uh,
retching then, shall I?
310
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,474
Ah, nice one, Sid.
311
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:28,228
Standish! Flashbox.
312
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,564
[groans, sighs]
313
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,649
- Is this Hobden's?
- It's mine.
314
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,193
He has a USB stick on his key ring.
315
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,653
I distracted him
and copied the contents onto here.
316
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:38,280
Well, he notice?
317
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,199
Never looked at his keys,
never looked at my laptop.
318
00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,743
You see, Cartwright. She is a good agent.
319
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,663
And this is why I put Sid on surveillance
and not you.
320
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:49,041
You still want me to itemize his rubbish,
though, do you?
321
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,335
That? Oh, yeah, yeah.
And, uh, when you're done,
322
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,337
save me the bother
and chuck it all in the bin.
323
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,547
What was on the stick?
324
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,090
I don't know. It's not my remit.
325
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,551
What do you mean not your--
Just tell me what was on the stick.
326
00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,136
Hey, I've got a call to make,
327
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,639
so if the pair of you wouldn't mind,
you know, fucking off.
328
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:10,938
Uh, get me Lady Di.
329
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:14,525
- Why did he have us both on Hobden?
- Well, you weren't really on him.
330
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,110
No, but two agents
on a has-been journalist.
331
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,071
That just-- It just feels like overkill.
332
00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:21,406
Especially when we don't run ops
from Slough House.
333
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,992
Apparently, we do, River. Or I do.
334
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,328
- You never call me River.
- I never call anyone River.
335
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,830
Yeah, well, thank my mother.
It was her hippie phase.
336
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,332
I got what you wanted.
337
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,793
- [Diana] All of it?
- [stammers, sighs]
338
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:36,421
There was nothing in the rubbish,
but we got his laptop files.
339
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,591
[sighs] You sending a courier?
340
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,552
I'm not gonna waste
one of my grown-up spies.
341
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,011
Send one of your donkeys.
342
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,764
[chuckles] Okay, but I, uh--
I can't guarantee it'll get there.
343
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,183
Send Sid Baker. She's the most capable.
344
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,269
Oh, you mean the least shit?
345
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:54,898
Uh, and just to be clear, Diana,
you owe me.
346
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:57,317
Whatever you say, Jackson.
[inhales deeply]
347
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,361
Who's it going to? [sniffs]
348
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,703
[Sid] Are you gonna clean this rubbish up?
349
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:11,373
No, no, I--
I thought I'd just leave it there.
350
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,085
Yes. Of course I'm gonna clean it up.
351
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,170
When?
352
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,464
When you give me a chance.
I've literally just sat down.
353
00:22:19,548 --> 00:22:21,842
Okay, well, here's your chance.
I'm going for a coffee.
354
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:23,969
You've already had a coffee.
355
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,722
I'm allowed more than one. I'm a big girl.
356
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,267
[inhales sharply]
The gloves really suit you, by the way.
357
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,603
- Taking the piss, is it?
- I wouldn't know where to start.
358
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,438
- [chuckling]
- [Sid] Bye.
359
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,857
[thumping]
360
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,321
[toilet flushes]
361
00:22:47,117 --> 00:22:48,118
Oh.
362
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,747
I was thumping for Sid.
363
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:53,457
Sid's gone for coffee.
364
00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:57,336
No, she's already had coffee.
She was getting away from you.
365
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,422
Failure's contagious.
366
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:02,883
Deliver this.
367
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,219
- [grunts]
- Where?
368
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,803
Regent's Park.
369
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,390
Oh, so this Hobden thing is Regent's Park?
370
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:14,811
Yeah, of course it bloody is.
We don't run ops from Slough House.
371
00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:17,606
Why would they get us to do it?
372
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,151
And why do they want me to deliver it?
373
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,530
They don't. They want Sid,
but she's not here, so I'm sending you.
374
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,448
[inhales sharply] Who's the contact?
375
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,411
Webb.
376
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,997
[inhales deeply]
377
00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,832
Isn't he an old mate of yours?
378
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,800
Don't leave it on the bus.
379
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,266
Fuck! [groans] Ow.
380
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:39,980
[breathes heavily]
381
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:01,710
- Go straight. On the right.
- [gate buzzes]
382
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,257
[scanner beeps]
383
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,149
Hi. Uh, River Cartwright delivering
for James Webb.
384
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:30,948
[clicks tongue] You are with...
385
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,867
Wi-- MI5. Same as you.
386
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:35,744
You're not showing up.
387
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,958
I'm over at Aldersgate.
388
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:42,876
- [clears throat]
- Aldersgate?
389
00:25:44,837 --> 00:25:46,088
Slough House.
390
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,717
You'll need a visitor's pass.
Look into here.
391
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,528
Thank you. [sighs]
392
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:17,995
Uh, sorry. Uh, can you sit over there?
You have to wait for an escort.
393
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,552
[elevator bell dings]
394
00:26:53,155 --> 00:26:54,156
[agent] This way.
395
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,377
Come.
396
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,259
River. Didn't know it'd be you.
397
00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,143
Let's not make this awkward.
398
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,187
Has someone thrown up on your tie?
399
00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:28,899
Okay, awkward it is.
It's Karl Unger, peasant.
400
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,401
Cut yourself shaving as well.
That's annoying.
401
00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:34,112
Yeah. Well, technically it wasn't me.
402
00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:36,865
I get a wet shave most mornings
at Truefitt & Hill.
403
00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:38,200
- Truefitt & Hill. Oh.
- Mmm.
404
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:41,954
Keep a lot of hard copy in here,
don't you?
405
00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:43,330
Bit above your pay grade, mate.
406
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,086
- Oh, my God. You're in HR.
- It's not HR. It's vetting.
407
00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:51,672
Call it what you like. It's still not
really being an agent, is it?
408
00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:52,756
Laptop.
409
00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:57,761
What's this? No flashbox?
410
00:27:57,845 --> 00:28:00,681
Uh, no. I've heard of those but,
I mean, it's Slough House.
411
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:02,432
Frankly,
I'm amazed we've still got Jiffy bags.
412
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,268
[clears throat] You want this back?
413
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,437
Are you ever gonna admit that
you made a mistake?
414
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,565
- [chuckles] Still on that.
- [River] Yeah.
415
00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,275
"Blue shirt, white tee."
That's what you said.
416
00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:14,069
You fucked up. Yes, you did. Not me, you.
417
00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,571
And you let me take the fall.
418
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:18,699
Own your mistakes, River.
Stansted was your fiasco.
419
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:21,159
Well, I mean, I get it.
I was clearly Taverner's favorite.
420
00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:22,995
- Really?
- Uh, yeah, and that really annoyed you,
421
00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:24,705
really got under your skin, didn't it?
422
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:28,292
So you not only covered for your fiasco,
you got me out of the way.
423
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:30,085
It's always about you, isn't it?
424
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,337
What about the people who lost
their lives and limbs?
425
00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:34,381
- It wasn't real.
- What is this then?
426
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,885
Other than a new training module entitled,
"How to avoid a fucking fiasco."
427
00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:39,761
It did-- Fuck off. It wasn't a--
428
00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:43,557
He's dead. She's dead. Injured. Dead.
429
00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:45,350
- Maimed, that one.
- No. Actor.
430
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:47,811
- Mortally injured. Maimed. He's dying.
- Actor.
431
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:50,647
It was a training exercise.
432
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:55,277
Yeah. It was. It was an exercise,
but if it had been real, they'd have died.
433
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:59,573
You fucked up. Massively.
Un-fucking-forgivably.
434
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,535
[scoffs] And you did genuinely
injure some of them. Wait, where is it?
435
00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:06,997
I-- I love this bit. It's my favorite.
436
00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:10,959
Here he comes. Here he comes.
[groans] Painful.
437
00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:13,295
[sighs] He won't dance again.
438
00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:16,465
Yeah, well, there's no lives in your hands
here in HR, is there?
439
00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:20,093
Yeah, and what have you got in your hands
at Slough House apart from your dick?
440
00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:22,930
Escort.
441
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,723
You know why they call it Slough House?
442
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:27,935
Yes. But I imagine you're gonna tell me
what it is. Yeah, why not?
443
00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:30,604
It's because, while it may only be
three miles from where I sit,
444
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:33,857
it is so far from the beating heart
of the service
445
00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,317
it might as well be in Slough.
446
00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:38,111
Yeah, if you have to explain a joke,
it's 'cause it's not working.
447
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,905
I heard your grandfather...
448
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:43,367
he had to pull whatever strings
he still had access to
449
00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,077
to stop you being kicked out altogether.
450
00:29:47,079 --> 00:29:50,791
That must've hurt him.
Having to beg for his grandson like that.
451
00:29:58,507 --> 00:30:00,050
[exhales sharply]
452
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:02,386
Fuck you, Spider.
453
00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:04,888
- This is a professional work environment.
- Right.
454
00:30:04,972 --> 00:30:06,098
I don't go by that anymore.
455
00:30:06,098 --> 00:30:07,933
Ah, okay. Thanks, Spider.
456
00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,768
- He's all done here. Show him out.
- Thanks, Spider.
457
00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:11,770
He loves being called that,
by the way. Spider.
458
00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:12,938
Never call me that.
459
00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:19,361
[receptionist] Excuse me! Your pass.
460
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,585
[footsteps approaching]
461
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:48,807
Oh. This is everything from today.
462
00:30:51,143 --> 00:30:52,144
[grunts]
463
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,149
[sighs]
464
00:30:57,149 --> 00:30:58,984
What did your last servant die of?
465
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,323
What did your last boss die of?
466
00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:11,246
[sighs]
467
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:26,470
[inhales sharply]
468
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:37,731
[exhales, inhales sharply]
469
00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:53,830
- Good night.
- Yep.
470
00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:55,832
Fucking hell.
471
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,169
[sighs]
472
00:31:59,253 --> 00:32:03,382
Anybody fancy a swift half, hey?
Or better still, a slow pint?
473
00:32:03,382 --> 00:32:06,885
Um, I've got a friend coming over.
I can't tonight.
474
00:32:06,969 --> 00:32:08,887
Oh, I better get back to the family.
475
00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:12,641
So? Text them
that you're busy saving the nation.
476
00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:15,936
I like to be there for the kids' bedtime,
but, you know, another evening.
477
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:17,729
But you always say that.
478
00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:20,065
- Well, maybe tomorrow.
- Tomorrow then.
479
00:32:20,065 --> 00:32:22,150
- Louisa, tomorrow?
- Yeah. Maybe tomorrow.
480
00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:24,278
It's a date. Laters.
481
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:48,427
[speaker] We hang our heads
when they should be held up high.
482
00:32:48,427 --> 00:32:50,888
We stuck two fingers up at the Luftwaffe,
483
00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:56,560
yet we can't stop these people
crossing the Channel, the English Channel,
484
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,228
in their rubber dinghies.
485
00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:01,190
Get out the Navy, I say. The Royal Navy.
486
00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:04,735
Whatever it takes to keep Britain British.
487
00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:08,947
- Fuck.
- How long have you been here?
488
00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:10,949
- What?
- You look like a mole.
489
00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:13,160
A mole?
490
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:15,662
[Sid] Are you a closet nationalist now?
491
00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,998
- Oh, no. I found it in Hobden's rubbish.
- River.
492
00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:20,709
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, I know.
I still need to clean up.
493
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:24,213
Just, um, ended up down
a pretty dark rabbit hole.
494
00:33:24,213 --> 00:33:26,381
All rabbit holes are dark.
They're underground. [chuckles]
495
00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:30,010
- Thanks.
- [breathes deeply] What's this?
496
00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:32,304
Greg Simmonds. You know him?
497
00:33:32,304 --> 00:33:34,515
[Sid] Yeah. Sleazy businessman
who can't get over the fact
498
00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:35,974
Britain won a war 70 years ago.
499
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:39,311
A war that he seems to think was actually
fought against ethnic minorities
500
00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:43,148
and political correctness
rather than the Nazis. Yeah.
501
00:33:43,774 --> 00:33:45,067
Yeah.
502
00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,611
You ever listen
to one of his speeches? Uh...
503
00:33:49,613 --> 00:33:52,407
These immigrants
say they don't like our religion.
504
00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:54,535
They don't like our way of life.
505
00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,747
And yet it's us that get arrested
by our own police force
506
00:33:58,747 --> 00:34:01,667
for saying the wrong things.
For telling jokes.
507
00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:03,377
I tell you, this is a war--
508
00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:05,671
[River] Yeah.
I can't take any more of that.
509
00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:09,591
MI5 reckon that he has been funding
a lot of these new hate groups.
510
00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:12,761
Spends his time rubbing shoulders
with politicians
511
00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,804
while immigrants have
their homes burned down.
512
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,433
I'm not sure this is a great way to be
spending your spare time.
513
00:34:19,101 --> 00:34:20,853
You've seen my work on the floor.
514
00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:24,982
Oh, cry me a river, River.
No, seriously, as a friend--
515
00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:28,025
- As a friend? Are we friends?
- [chuckles]
516
00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:30,862
I don't think I'm ready to make that kind
of commitment, to be honest with you.
517
00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:34,074
Look, what I'm seeing right now
is just not good for your dating profile.
518
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:35,576
What are you? My dating coach?
519
00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:37,995
Absolutely not. That'd be a full-time job.
520
00:34:37,995 --> 00:34:41,331
All right. You're here after hours.
What's your excuse?
521
00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,000
[sighs] I left my phone charger.
522
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,918
A phone charger. You came all the way back
for a phone charger?
523
00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:48,380
- I was having drinks nearby.
- Well, thanks for the invite.
524
00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,425
I've invited you before
and you turned me down.
525
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:52,509
- What? No--
- [Sid] Once bitten...
526
00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:53,886
- No, you haven't.
- Yes, I have.
527
00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:55,179
No. It--
528
00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:58,432
[gasps] Fucking hell.
529
00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:02,603
If people are happy to spend time
in this building after 5:00 p.m.,
530
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,981
then I'm not really doing my job.
531
00:35:07,983 --> 00:35:09,401
Uh, I left my phone charger.
532
00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:11,987
I was gonna clean up the rubbish. Sorry.
533
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,115
Fuck off.
534
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,578
"Fuck off" as in go home,
or "fuck off" as in you don't believe us?
535
00:35:20,078 --> 00:35:25,083
At the end of the working day,
your pitiful, miserable time is your own.
536
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:32,382
But if I find out you are indulging
in extracurricular activities
537
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:36,970
that could upset the equilibrium
of this blessed sanctuary,
538
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:42,726
then I will make it so that
you wish you were in a Siberian gulag.
539
00:36:09,795 --> 00:36:11,171
Mmm. Twice in one day.
540
00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:14,800
That girl earlier.
The one who spilled my coffee.
541
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,302
Did she leave soon after me?
542
00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:20,264
I can't remember. I think so.
543
00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:23,475
Well, has she been in here before?
544
00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:24,852
A few times recently.
545
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:30,524
Oh, yeah. Well, if she comes in again...
546
00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:34,778
give me a call.
547
00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:36,572
- Yeah?
- Sure.
548
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:49,751
Dirty old man.
549
00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:08,353
[breathes deeply]
550
00:37:23,202 --> 00:37:27,331
[AA member] Yeah, looking back I probably
already had a drinking problem.
551
00:37:27,331 --> 00:37:33,420
But, um, when my dad died,
I just got really, really lost.
552
00:37:33,504 --> 00:37:36,965
He was 56. Aneurysm. Gone.
553
00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:40,135
Yeah, it totally upended me.
554
00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:44,681
I, uh--
I started suffering from blackouts.
555
00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:46,767
[Catherine] Charles.
556
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,602
Morning, Charles.
557
00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:52,523
...couldn't be with me
unless I got sober. So I did.
558
00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:55,859
[echoing] But I did it more
for my dad's memory.
559
00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:57,110
[Catherine] Charles?
560
00:37:58,904 --> 00:37:59,905
Charles?
561
00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:10,249
Charles.
562
00:38:14,127 --> 00:38:15,128
Charles.
563
00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:19,299
Charles. [breathes shakily]
564
00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:22,803
[chairperson speaks indistinctly]
Catherine.
565
00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:25,055
Catherine. You haven't spoken.
566
00:38:27,182 --> 00:38:30,352
Um, my name's Catherine. I'm an alcoholic.
567
00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:31,937
[AA group] Hi, Catherine.
568
00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:34,064
I'll just listen tonight.
569
00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:10,392
[banging]
570
00:39:17,983 --> 00:39:20,152
[banging continues]
571
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,698
[River] You know
you left the front door open?
572
00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:25,908
I saw you driving up.
573
00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:28,535
Are you sure you didn't leave it
open by mistake?
574
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:29,745
[sighs]
575
00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,166
I prepared a second piece.
576
00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:40,672
You can cook.
577
00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,760
[grandparent] Have you heard
from your mother recently?
578
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,844
Oh.
579
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:50,140
Yeah.
A postcard from Istanbul of all places.
580
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:51,433
[David chuckles]
581
00:39:51,517 --> 00:39:54,728
She's opening a guesthouse
with her current boyfriend.
582
00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,814
And you're out of lemons.
583
00:39:57,898 --> 00:40:01,652
Yeah, well, that plan will have changed
by the time the card arrived.
584
00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:03,362
Yeah. Boyfriend too, knowing her.
585
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:07,324
[grandparent] You know,
I always expected her to turn up here
586
00:40:07,324 --> 00:40:09,618
with a KGB spook on her arm.
587
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,413
That would have been
the ultimate rebellion.
588
00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:14,998
No. This is--
It's as hard as an egg, this.
589
00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:16,500
You know they keep better in the fridge.
590
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,086
I always understood a lemon
could last as long
591
00:40:19,086 --> 00:40:20,921
as an 18th century naval voyage.
592
00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,756
Yes. Well, this is the 21st century,
593
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,176
so we can take full advantage of modern
food-preservation techniques.
594
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:28,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, the chicken's burning.
595
00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:30,556
Shit.
596
00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:33,684
No, it's not bu-- It's searing.
It's exactly the way I wanted it.
597
00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:41,567
Did you ever come across Robert Hobden?
598
00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:46,446
Ah. So you didn't visit me
just to lecture me
599
00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:49,157
on home safety and food hygiene.
600
00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:52,911
- No, no. I wanted to see you too. I did.
- Not wanted to see me that much lately.
601
00:40:52,995 --> 00:40:57,124
Yeah. Well, not really been that much
to report, has there? From Slough House.
602
00:40:57,124 --> 00:40:59,293
They won't keep you there forever.
603
00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:02,129
[River] I was given the impression
that they probably will.
604
00:41:02,129 --> 00:41:03,755
Well, that's the point.
605
00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:06,675
If you knew it was for only six months,
it wouldn't hurt.
606
00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:08,969
Yeah. It's been eight months.
607
00:41:08,969 --> 00:41:13,640
Well, you do your time. Whatever
grunt work Jackson Lamb throws your way.
608
00:41:13,724 --> 00:41:17,519
Then you head back to Regent's Park.
Your sins forgiven.
609
00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:20,147
Lamb's been there years,
so they've obviously never forgiven him.
610
00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:21,732
The man practically lives there.
611
00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:24,902
Was he ever actually good?
I just-- I can't imagine it.
612
00:41:26,486 --> 00:41:27,487
I'll lay the table.
613
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:35,996
You are not listening to me, Jack.
There is gonna be an attack.
614
00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:38,540
People are going to get hurt.
615
00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:41,335
I can't tell you any more
because I'll put myself at risk.
616
00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:45,839
No, no.
Forget about any fucking loyalty to me.
617
00:41:45,923 --> 00:41:47,758
Do this for your country.
618
00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:57,059
Fine. But know this.
There will be blood on your hands.
619
00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,660
You are coming tonight, aren't you?
620
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,161
Of course I am.
621
00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:18,622
Good. 'Cause genuinely,
I might need backup.
622
00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:20,249
Have they started on you again?
623
00:42:20,832 --> 00:42:25,128
People are messaging the club
saying that they shouldn't book me.
624
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,213
What?
625
00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:28,882
It's like you can't even say
the word "religion" now
626
00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:30,676
without somebody taking offense.
627
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:33,220
- Yeah.
- My stuff isn't even that controversial.
628
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:35,430
And the stuff that is was written by you.
629
00:42:35,514 --> 00:42:36,849
[chuckling] Yeah.
630
00:42:38,016 --> 00:42:39,726
Are you sure you just
don't wanna get up there?
631
00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:44,857
Look, I will sit in the audience
and confuse everybody
632
00:42:44,857 --> 00:42:48,235
by laughing loudly each time
you mention Muslims.
633
00:42:58,328 --> 00:42:59,663
[grandparent] Here you go.
634
00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:02,374
Thank you.
635
00:43:02,374 --> 00:43:04,001
So, what happened to your hand?
636
00:43:05,127 --> 00:43:07,129
Oh. Nothing. I burned it on a grill.
637
00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:09,882
Was there a flashbox in the grill?
638
00:43:13,468 --> 00:43:15,971
All right. Yes, I tried to open
a flashbox without the code.
639
00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:18,223
Stupid thing to do.
Have you had it seen to?
640
00:43:18,307 --> 00:43:20,434
No, no. It's fine.
It's nothing to worry about.
641
00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:24,479
What was in the box?
642
00:43:27,107 --> 00:43:30,944
A laptop.
With files taken from Robert Hobden.
643
00:43:31,904 --> 00:43:33,405
Anyone know you pulled this stunt?
644
00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:36,325
- No. No.
- Good. Good. Keep it that way.
645
00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:37,951
Yes.
646
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,496
It's just strange. It's just--
647
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:44,708
It's not the usual crap
they get you to do there in Slough House.
648
00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:48,712
It's-- I mean the Park are on it.
They're on Hobden.
649
00:43:48,712 --> 00:43:50,297
- Why?
- [River] I don't know.
650
00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:53,133
- That's what I was trying to find out.
- Hmm.
651
00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:56,178
And I was hoping that you could
just tell me.
652
00:43:57,596 --> 00:44:00,140
[inhales deeply] Yeah, well, um... [sighs]
653
00:44:01,892 --> 00:44:05,020
Hobden had had a run-in with MI5 before.
654
00:44:06,146 --> 00:44:08,023
He was a communist in his youth.
655
00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:13,987
Then he changed sides.
One-nation Tory, star columnist.
656
00:44:14,613 --> 00:44:17,074
Then the loathsome drift to the far right.
657
00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:19,618
His career ended when his name appeared
658
00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:23,789
on a leaked list of donors
to the British Patriotic Party.
659
00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:27,251
Hobden always claimed that it was MI5
that leaked the list.
660
00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:31,380
I can't comment, but if we didn't do it,
we should've done.
661
00:44:32,548 --> 00:44:36,051
[chuckles]
Can't have fascists hiding in plain sight.
662
00:44:36,802 --> 00:44:39,847
But, I mean, he's no one.
He's-- The man's a has-been.
663
00:44:39,847 --> 00:44:41,765
I just don't understand
why they even bother looking at him.
664
00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:45,227
I've told you all I know,
and you should stay out of it.
665
00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:48,063
And if the Park are looking at him,
there'll be a good reason.
666
00:44:48,856 --> 00:44:50,941
And if they're using
Slough House to do it,
667
00:44:50,941 --> 00:44:52,943
it means they don't want blowback.
668
00:44:54,027 --> 00:44:56,071
Which puts you at risk.
669
00:44:59,116 --> 00:45:00,242
You understand?
670
00:45:02,452 --> 00:45:03,996
And remember... hmm?
671
00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:09,918
Moscow rules, watch your back.
London rules, cover your arse.
672
00:45:10,002 --> 00:45:11,503
- Yeah.
- Very good.
673
00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:13,005
[people laughing, murmuring]
674
00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:16,133
How come every picture of Jesus
675
00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:18,802
has him looking like
a millennial gap year student?
676
00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:21,513
He-- He's got everything, right?
677
00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:25,809
He's got the likes of hipster,
long hair, the beard, the sandals.
678
00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,644
He looks like a sort of 35-year-old man
679
00:45:27,728 --> 00:45:29,855
who still thinks the band
is gonna make it big.
680
00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:36,361
So...
Jesus, Buddha and Allah walk into a pub.
681
00:45:36,445 --> 00:45:37,446
[audience member] Oh, no.
682
00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:38,780
- [crowd murmurs]
- [laughs]
683
00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:41,491
And the mood goes like that.
684
00:45:42,451 --> 00:45:43,535
Like this actually.
685
00:45:45,162 --> 00:45:49,082
And they-- they go to the bar.
They order drinks.
686
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:54,254
Tap water for Jesus 'cause, you know,
he can turn that into wine for free.
687
00:45:54,838 --> 00:45:57,925
Diet Coke for Buddha because he's,
uh-- he's watching his weight.
688
00:45:57,925 --> 00:46:01,136
And, uh, alcohol-free beer for Allah.
689
00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:02,346
[crowd murmurs, chuckles]
690
00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:04,806
- Nah, I'm done with this.
- [comedian] And, uh, I'll-- Really?
691
00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:08,519
Don't worry about them, guys. Don't worry.
Just, uh-- Just treat them like an STD.
692
00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:10,604
If you ignore them,
they'll probably go away.
693
00:46:10,604 --> 00:46:12,272
[laughing]
694
00:46:12,356 --> 00:46:16,360
[comedian] And let me tell you,
they had a lovely time.
695
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,987
They really did.
Honestly, they stayed out all night.
696
00:46:19,071 --> 00:46:21,448
Jesus got crucified
and wasn't seen for three days.
697
00:46:22,407 --> 00:46:23,742
[crowd murmuring, chuckles]
698
00:46:23,742 --> 00:46:26,828
[comedian] I don't know why you guys
were worr-- Why were you worried?
699
00:46:26,912 --> 00:46:28,455
[crowd laughs]
700
00:46:28,539 --> 00:46:31,792
Absolutely killed it tonight.
That was the best I've ever seen you.
701
00:46:32,543 --> 00:46:33,544
Hey, you were great.
702
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:34,670
Oh, thank you.
703
00:46:34,670 --> 00:46:36,797
- Hey, you were great.
- [chuckles]
704
00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:38,298
And you were so relaxed as well.
705
00:46:38,382 --> 00:46:42,052
Strongest material, though, is your
"Jesus, Buddha and Allah walk into a pub."
706
00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:43,929
You need to get up there.
707
00:46:45,264 --> 00:46:47,516
So you, uh, head-in
for the nine o'clock tomorrow?
708
00:46:48,267 --> 00:46:49,518
You gonna be in?
709
00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:50,811
Nine o'clock. Nope. No.
710
00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:53,063
- No way.
- All right, mate.
711
00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:54,439
I'll see you in the week, yeah?
712
00:46:54,523 --> 00:46:56,441
Okay. Take care, bro. Thank you so much.
713
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,944
- You killed it.
- Killer work.
714
00:47:16,587 --> 00:47:20,007
Wait! Oi! Hey! [grunting]
715
00:47:20,007 --> 00:47:22,676
No! No! No, no, no! No!
716
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:27,181
Help! Help me! [screams]
717
00:47:49,494 --> 00:47:52,289
[inhales sharply, blows]
718
00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:12,684
Roddy, can you... check something for me?
719
00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:16,021
[scoffs] Not on the clock yet.
You'll need to pay my private rate.
720
00:48:16,021 --> 00:48:18,148
Yep. [sighs]
721
00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,201
Just tell what it is
I'm looking at on there.
722
00:48:30,702 --> 00:48:31,703
[clears throat]
723
00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:34,081
- Don't touch that!
- All right.
724
00:48:42,381 --> 00:48:43,382
It's pi.
725
00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:46,593
- [River] Is that a code?
- No. It's pi.
726
00:48:46,677 --> 00:48:48,679
Running to an infinite number of places.
727
00:48:48,679 --> 00:48:51,473
Is there anything else behind it?
Any other files on the stick? Anything?
728
00:48:51,557 --> 00:48:52,724
No. Where'd you get it?
729
00:48:52,808 --> 00:48:53,809
[Sid] Hobden.
730
00:48:56,061 --> 00:48:57,479
You copied the files.
731
00:48:57,980 --> 00:48:59,731
You'd only know that if you'd looked
at it yourself.
732
00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:01,650
Well, at least I didn't need Ho
to tell me it was pi.
733
00:49:01,650 --> 00:49:04,486
Everybody needs me.
They just don't know it.
734
00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:06,572
Seems like he used it as a decoy.
735
00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:09,533
He was expecting a snatch. Cool cat.
736
00:49:10,284 --> 00:49:12,536
Thanks, Roddy. Very helpful.
737
00:49:14,872 --> 00:49:16,832
Why would he be expecting a snatch?
738
00:49:16,832 --> 00:49:17,833
I don't know.
739
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:20,669
What do you think the Park will do
if they find out you opened a flashbox?
740
00:49:20,669 --> 00:49:22,880
Yeah, well, they're not gonna find out,
are they?
741
00:49:26,425 --> 00:49:27,467
Did it hurt?
742
00:49:27,551 --> 00:49:30,095
No. Well, a bit.
743
00:49:30,179 --> 00:49:31,180
[inhales sharply]
744
00:49:31,805 --> 00:49:33,640
Fuck! Jesus Christ, Sid.
745
00:49:33,724 --> 00:49:35,434
Look, I know you landed here with a bump...
746
00:49:35,434 --> 00:49:38,187
- Yeah. I've still got whiplash.
- If you want to do something useful,
747
00:49:38,187 --> 00:49:40,314
you can get rid of the stinking rubbish
that's still in our office.
748
00:49:40,314 --> 00:49:43,192
Yeah, but I wanna actually be
properly useful, Sid. Don't you?
749
00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:48,071
Do something. I mean, it-- [stammers]
I could not be more bored if I tried, Sid.
750
00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:49,907
And I have actually tried.
751
00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:51,533
And if the Park are looking at Hobden,
752
00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:54,912
then that means there is something
finally happening here.
753
00:49:54,912 --> 00:49:57,080
Exactly. It's the Park's business,
not ours.
754
00:49:57,497 --> 00:49:59,499
[Roddy] Cartwright, come see this!
755
00:50:07,925 --> 00:50:09,551
- Following a breaking story...
- Hostage.
756
00:50:13,972 --> 00:50:15,015
Is it live?
757
00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:17,434
Popped up on a Middle East chat feed
a few hours ago.
758
00:50:17,518 --> 00:50:19,269
Media have just picked up on it.
759
00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:20,979
[Sid] He's holding today's Express.
760
00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:23,899
Shit. He's being held here.
761
00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:27,277
[news anchor] What appears to be here
in the heart of Britain.
762
00:50:27,361 --> 00:50:30,948
[news anchor 2] ...recording first surfaced
this morning on social media...
763
00:50:30,948 --> 00:50:33,534
What we really need now is leadership.
764
00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:36,328
Who's collating lists
on recently active groups?
765
00:50:36,328 --> 00:50:37,538
I am, ma'am.
766
00:50:37,538 --> 00:50:39,164
I wanted a breakdown of that
a half an hour ago.
767
00:50:39,248 --> 00:50:41,041
- Yes, ma'am.
- Home Office, ma'am.
768
00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:43,669
...and obsession with multiculturalism.
769
00:50:43,669 --> 00:50:46,421
We don't stand up for our values,
770
00:50:46,505 --> 00:50:49,174
which leads to this
horrific situation where
771
00:50:49,258 --> 00:50:53,512
Muslim fundamentalists
are bringing terror to our streets
772
00:50:53,512 --> 00:50:56,098
and threatening to murder our citizens.
773
00:50:56,098 --> 00:50:57,850
I don't think we should be watching this.
774
00:50:58,433 --> 00:50:59,893
What? The rest of the country is.
775
00:50:59,977 --> 00:51:02,020
Has anyone claimed responsibility yet?
776
00:51:02,104 --> 00:51:03,939
- No, no one.
- It would be ISIS, wouldn't it?
777
00:51:03,939 --> 00:51:05,649
Or one of their tribute groups.
778
00:51:06,149 --> 00:51:08,819
[Jackson] Well,
what the fuck's it got to do with you?
779
00:51:08,819 --> 00:51:13,615
Whatever's going on will be a job
for the real agents, not you fuckups.
780
00:51:13,699 --> 00:51:15,242
[Roddy] Yo, what's this?
781
00:51:15,242 --> 00:51:17,786
- [Min] Looks like a walking stick.
- Yeah, maybe he's been snatched
782
00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:19,830
by the Ramblers Association.
783
00:51:19,830 --> 00:51:21,707
[Sid] No, it's an ax.
784
00:51:21,707 --> 00:51:24,126
- [Min] He's not white.
- That's why he was wearing gloves.
785
00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:26,044
- Fuck.
- Who's got him then?
786
00:51:26,128 --> 00:51:28,046
It could still be Islamists.
He could be a non-believer.
787
00:51:28,130 --> 00:51:30,132
- Maybe he's a squaddie.
- He doesn't look like a squaddie.
788
00:51:30,132 --> 00:51:33,218
Nah, he looks Pakistani,
which to them means Muslim.
789
00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:35,679
- To who?
- Oh, you people are slow.
790
00:51:36,346 --> 00:51:40,559
[stammers] Bringing you up to speed
is like trying to explain Norway to a dog.
791
00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:44,396
It'll be right-wing nationalists.
That's who's got him.
792
00:51:44,396 --> 00:51:46,523
It's the Sons of Albion
who are taking credit.
793
00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:49,818
- [Jackson] Christ, I hate being right.
- All right, so what do we do then?
794
00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:52,571
What we always do here.
Absolutely nothing.
795
00:51:52,571 --> 00:51:56,158
Come on. Back to your desks.
Come on, all of you. Out!
796
00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:01,079
- Hobden.
- What?
797
00:52:01,747 --> 00:52:04,041
His old crew
was the British Patriotic Party.
798
00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:06,502
Yeah, but they splintered into factions.
799
00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:09,588
Yeah, but one of them might have
something to do with this. Him too.
800
00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:12,341
- Just leave it.
- News flash!
801
00:52:12,925 --> 00:52:14,343
You're gonna wanna check this out.
802
00:52:14,343 --> 00:52:16,261
[news anchor]
We are following a breaking news story.
803
00:52:16,345 --> 00:52:19,389
Sunrise tomorrow,
they say they're gonna cut his head off.
804
00:52:20,057 --> 00:52:22,017
They're gonna strike a blow for Britain.
805
00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:26,355
This changes nothing. Come on. Out!
806
00:52:27,064 --> 00:52:30,400
You've all got papers to shuffle,
so why are you still in this room?
807
00:52:33,779 --> 00:52:38,283
[stammers] Now, wait, all apologies.
Answer me one simple question.
808
00:52:38,951 --> 00:52:41,453
Where the fuck is River Cartwright?