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This is the one
you've been waiting for.

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I'ne state's two
most dangerous hitters

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facing off in the one and only
killerfornia battle league.

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X-trakt versus behn grym.

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And this ain't finna be no
increase the peace rap.

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They gon' talk about
shootin' the motherfucker,

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killin a motherfucker and fuckin'
the motherfucker"s bitch.

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This battle might just spike the murder rate
more than Reagan inventing crack cocaine.

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So if you ain't with that, turn
this shit off and suck a dick!

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They like: "Yo, x-trakt,

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why you always talk about
the thugs and the tecs,

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the slugs and the feds,
the drugs and the checks?

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I give 'em a 360,

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shrug to the neck.

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Like, this is a battle rap,
motherfucker, what you expect?

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I don't care if he was lean sipper or you
sippin' at me look at my team squeeze triggers,

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blow his guts out, see
if he got a clean liver.

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Boy, you look mad fake like them
high-frame-rate TV pictures.

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You think you behn grym, I'll leave
him stretched out, you Reed Richards!

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Fantastic four when
I let the palm cock.

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When I let the thing go "pop pop,” you
can tell that he ain't a hard rock.

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Adam. Adam.

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What did that one mean?

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It's superhero lines. The other
guy's name is behn grym,

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which is the thing's
alter ego from fantastic four.

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Reed Richards is the leader
of the group, the stretchy guy.

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Yeah, that part 1 got.
What's the other meaning?

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He was "letting go" of a
"thing." What's the thing?

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It's a gun. It's a gun metaphor.

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Probably just assume
everything is a gun metaphor.

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Vmimm.

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And I'll kill anybody
on this artist stage.

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Y all know my slogan: Get this trash
outta here. - It's garbage day!

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What you gonna do, grym? He just
called you garbage, what you gonna do?

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You said you got
the thing on you.

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Where's it at?

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Is it there?

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Is it here?

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I guess they must call your gun "sue storm,"
'cause that bitch just disappeared.

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So he should do the right thing and
walk away before I beat him to death.

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'Cause he gon' feel
the hate in these punches,

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I'm radio raheem with the left!

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This motherfucker go online and Google
"food porn", as it's known to you...

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Porn.

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You so fat when you tuck a gun in your
waist, you need to use a fuckin' shoe horn.

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Uh=uh.

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I'm going take it past rap, catch him
not looking and drain the Mac fast.

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The way I blind sided this fat nigga,
Sandra bullock couldn't save his black ass!

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Yeah, that's right.

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You used to be the shit.

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But lately x fell in tiers.

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It's the same as you
outgrowing your shirt sizes.

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We ain't seen x excel in years!

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Why does he keep
saying "x" so much?

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He's doing name flips. The guy's
name is x-trakt. Thus the "x" bars.

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” " B ars?"

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It comes from the music
term. Like a bar of music.

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Except in battle rap it has a specific
connotation, a bar instead of a line.

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And the difference is?

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It's hard to explain. More wordplay? Most
bars are based on homophones... "X excel, l."

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Oh, so if there's a
homophobe, it's a bar.

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Homophone.

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He be givin' way more than just
hugs and kisses to the ex-ho x owe.

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A'ight.

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You wifed up a slut who gets piped down
religiously like she some sorta rasta.

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And you let her raise your seed, what,
you thought you found a whoreto-culture.

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Your baby boy
is born, she gotcha.

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I know you wish you woulda left
that load in the ho's mouth.

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How your name x-trakt when you
don't know when to pull out?

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Now that is a bar!

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Oh, okay, I get it. So the
defining characteristic of a "bar"

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is just how much gross misogyny
you can cram into one sentence.

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Don't worry, it's... it's all an act.
I don't think x-trakt even has kids.

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It's all for the
sake of wordplay.

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Puns about hating women. Aww.

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Look, I don't know how
anybody can be a good person

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Whoo.

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See, I just dug your grave so they
can put your fat-ass corpse into.

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It's so ironic, as much as you lift a
fork, now they gotta forklift you!

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This is my chance,
be right back.

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Uh, behn? That was
amazing. It was intense.

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Adam. We spoke on Twitter?

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Reporter, right?

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Academic, actually. Grad student.
I'm working on my master's thesis.

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What're you doing?

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It's an english ma program...

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I know what a thesis is.
What are you doing it on?

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Oh... the varied poetic functions
of the n-word in battle rap.

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That shit was tight, wolf, you
killed him. That xoxo bar? Fire.

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- Respect.
- Respect.

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- Respect. Respect.
- Respect.

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I'm interested in how the n-word
can be used as an intensifier

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for both comedic
and intimidatory effect,

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or in some cases as a rhythmic
flourish to hit a particular flow.

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Yo, grym!

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My girl wanna suck your dick,
and I don't even mind.

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Respect.

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I'm also interested in the
racial identity aspect.

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Ror example, how puerto ricans and Dominicans
use it to signify their African ancestry.

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So you from New York?

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I'm at Berkeley now, but
yeah. How'd you know?

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Well you just mentioned
puerto ricans and Dominicans.

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If you were from Cali, you
would've said Mexicans.

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So Mexicans use the n-word too?

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Well, it all depends, you know. Definitely
in the bay, a'ight? Especially east Oakland,

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you know, they be givin' all types
of people passes over there.

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You don't remember a few years
back, that white chick v-nasty?

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Sure. She got some attention from
kreayshawn when she had that one hit

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because they were
in the same crew, right?

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That was a battle rapper
who wrote that one hit for her.

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I'm good, man.

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Things gon' be different in la,
especially with that gang shit.

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No Mexicans going down there
saying it without the hard "er."

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This is great, man. Thank you.

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Look, if you really want a nigga pass,
your best bet? Move back to New York.

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Claim you about
a quarter Spanish.

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Hmm. Maybe an eighth.

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Or I could just move
to east Oakland.

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You better off claiming
you Spanish.

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Why would you...
I'm not trying to get a pass.

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Any time a white boy acts who can say "nigga,"
it's because he really wanna say "nigga."

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It's just the subject
of my thesis.

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So you want to write “nigga.”

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Oh shit, behn fucking grym! Nigga,
you gotta do a shot with me.

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- Respect.
- Respect!

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This is definitely
a crash course.

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What, he's my favorite
battle rapper!

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Why you talking to me, hmm?

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There's plenty other n-words you
could be asking about n-words.

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I guess it just made sense to
start with my favorite writer.

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Your structure is crazy, man.

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The way that most battlers
write, they do the wordplay

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but the lines don't connect
with each other.

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But with your stuff, the setup and the punch
line all flows together, conceptually

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and then all ties back into a larger
theme or idea. It's like a master essay.

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So you read essays all day
about letting the chopper spray?

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Respect.

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Next question.

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There you are! I've been looking forever.
What's a "jump off"?

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Sorry. This is my girlfriend
Maya. Maya, this is behn grym.

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Hey. I am really glad that
I get to talk to you about this.

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I mean, I was super surprised at
the end by your battle there...

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Maya, I don't think that this
is really a good time...

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They didn't announce a winner or
anything! I mean, what's up with that?

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Oh, that. Judged battles
aren't really a thing anymore.

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You gotta blame your
own coast for that.

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Buncha delusional
just-can't-admit-when-they-lost motherfuckers.

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New York hasn't
lost a rap battle in ten years.

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I clearly won, though.

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Oakland, is y'all in here?

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If you got any drugs left, you need to let them
shits circulate through your system right now,

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'cause this next match finna be on some
unprecedented seismic event type shit, ya dig!

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Rapper on my left,
state your name, playa.

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And it's ya boy big zee. Shout out to
Oakland, the whole 510. Let's get it.

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And the rapper to my right needs no introduction,
but I'm gonna let him talk his shit anyway.

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Megaton, bitch!!!

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Is that guy stable?

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A criminal jury may one day
have to rule on that question.

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I'm the only reason these people
here know what your name is,

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but you gon' be like
Kim k after we tape this

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and I'm gonna be like ray j, since I'm
the dickhead that's making you famous.

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As far as these fans,
I told y'all from before,

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I'm the one that opened up this door,
yeah, I showed you my support.

166
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So now I'm like Khloe when
she goin' through divorce,

167
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'cause I can leave the ring now
since I don't owe them anymore.

168
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Man, black chicks love me, they
think I'm an awesome person,

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and they always flirtin', you can tell this
chick here probably wants some persian,

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as soon as I walked in and took off my turban,
she got on the floor and she started twerkin'.

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Fuck your life, fuck your wife,
fuck your whole entire existence.

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Man, if I seen bill cosby slip
your wife a pill in her drink

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and I was the only eyewitness,
I would mind my own business.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Me and you, man, we ain't the same,
you nothing but a fake character.

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Man, we ain't from
the same caliber,

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give me space, man, step back,
this fist is a face damager.

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Give me distance and space or I'll leave
your face with stitches like game's manager

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yo, get outta my face.

180
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Well, that's all for this event.

181
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,786
What do you mean?
There's two more after...

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Get outta my fuckin' face!

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00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,959
Jesus!

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That's what I mean.

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00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,754
Damn, mega really
suckered dude, bruh.

186
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Ain't no sucker.
He warned him twice.

187
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What he supposed to do? Narrate it on
some "march of the penguins” shit?

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Well, we should probably take off.
Thanks again for everything.

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Make sure you send me
that draft when you done.

190
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Make sure you don't say
nothing wild out of pocket.

191
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Yeah. Of course.

192
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,231
Bye! You definitely won that.

193
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I said yo!

194
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,359
It's Billy pistolz, man.

195
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,445
Let me talk to you for
a quick second. A'ight.

196
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:10,000
So I just saw you on the stage, but I wanna
know if you rep that real hip-hop shit,

197
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,919
so what's good with you
and me getting it in right now?

198
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:18,296
If you really real, I'm ready
to battle right now.

199
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Right now.

200
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Look, man, I just
finished a battle...

201
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,506
I don't need a stage, we can
do this shit the street way,

202
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shoot at his ride, it's like a helicopter
accident how I got this chopper on the freeway.

203
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,858
Shells as big as coconuts,

204
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that's what I'm sendin' him.

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00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,980
And your girl? I won't skip-her,

206
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,568
but after I'm done
with you, I'ma kill-again.

207
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,037
Did you just try to make “kill
again" sound like "gilligan"?

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00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,120
Man, niggas out here dropping
gilligan's island bars, bruh.

209
00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,959
Man, that whole squad on that
real shit, only god can judge us.

210
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,511
When we servin'
it's like a hot plate,

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00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:07,090
- I warn you not to touch us...
- Alright, alright, alright.

212
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,676
I'ma let one of the
lil' homies handle this.

213
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,019
How about my young
white boy here?

214
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,146
He's a killer.

215
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:18,981
Actually, I don't rap.

216
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,653
So what's good, then?

217
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:25,700
You heard what I spit, do you really think
you can fuck with Billy pistolz, man?

218
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,948
If that's the case,
then spit your shit!

219
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Spit. Your. Shit.

220
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,951
Okay. Oh!

221
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,680
Sup?

222
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,098
You're here trying to
battle behn grym,

223
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,814
'cause he's got the
kind of stardom you seek.

224
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:06,741
But you'll never reach that bar,
'cause all your bars are a reach.

225
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,872
You clearly wish you had
a darker brown skin tone.

226
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:21,130
You're suffering from
"I-wanna-be-down" syndrome.

227
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,173
And also down's syndrome.

228
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,137
You've been a dad since you were still a
teen, but it's not how it really seems.

229
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,716
That kid is not your son, he
doesn't have a single Billy gene.

230
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,518
You spit all this gun talk
of a violent mind at work.

231
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,893
But got nothing to back it up
with, that's a Miley Cyrus twerk!

232
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,695
Miley Cyrus just bodied
gilligan's island!

233
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,317
Pistolz!

234
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,569
Where you learn that shit?

235
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,652
I do some beat poetry sometimes.

236
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,455
Fuck a thesis, you got bars!

237
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,008
Did that just happen? I can't
believe that just happened.

238
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:14,683
It happened.

239
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:18,389
Can you tell me if my hand is still shaking?
This was the greatest day of my life.

240
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,394
You didn't tell me that you rap.

241
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,565
I don't.

242
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:26,191
Sometimes when I watch battles, lines will just
pop in my head, but this time I just... said it.

243
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,281
It's really not that different
than my poetry performances.

244
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,819
Words are weapons.

245
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:38,158
'Cause when the poets
take up their arms together,

246
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,585
it's what the, it's what
the mindless troops fear.

247
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,163
Yeah, I thought we agreed
you weren't gonna do that.

248
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,123
Sure, sure, we did.

249
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,587
I destroyed that guy, though.
Don't you think?

250
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:56,013
You beat him. I mean, I have a few notes
that I would give you, here and there.

251
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,207
It's so crazy seeing people
react like that to poetry!

252
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,333
Writers like you and me,
we submit to journals

253
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,474
hoping to get read by, what,
a hundred subscribers?

254
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,152
What's a good turnout for one of those slam
poetry nights... a couple dozen at best?

255
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,966
But then you have these guys who
are doing competitive poetry,

256
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,481
which is what it really is, and
they're selling out venues.

257
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,971
They're getting tens of thousands,
even millions of views on YouTube

258
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,139
and they're getting paid for it!

259
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,370
This, this is what's happening
in poetry right now.

260
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,644
And instead we're giving awards
to middle-aged Canadian men

261
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,624
publishing postmodern
inuit fiction.

262
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,211
Not that qitsualik-tinsley
isn't fantastic.

263
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,799
Okay, so, what? You want
the Swedish academy

264
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,467
to start awarding a nobel
prize for rap battles?

265
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,216
Well... no.

266
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,008
But what if I were
to do it for real?

267
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,762
Like, battle and...

268
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,973
Oh, you're serious.

269
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,651
Babe. I mean, you don't exactly
have a "center stage" personality.

270
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,378
Do you really want to be
another white guy

271
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,861
shamelessly appropriating
African-American culture?

272
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,693
I mean, we don't need
macklemore, we need mackle-less.

273
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,224
Yeah. - I mean, you're not like
that other white guy back there.

274
00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:01,207
And that works in your favor. I mean,
you don't want to be like those guys.

275
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,374
Trust me.

276
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,462
Yeah.

277
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,253
Yeah. Youre right.

278
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,557
On page four twenty-three,

279
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:24,310
dostoevsky has maximov quote what
he calls a sarcastic epigram:

280
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,265
You're sappho,
I'm phaon, agreed.

281
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,960
But there's one thing
still troubling me:

282
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,818
You don't know
your way to the sea.

283
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:35,612
Now the poet batyushkov is referring
to the popular legend that sappho,

284
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:42,624
rejected by her lover phaon, killed
herself by jumping from a seaside cliff.

285
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,878
That's actually just my second
favorite poetic retort of all time.

286
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,332
The first is of course
from ll cool j,

287
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:57,301
who was told by a rival rapper that
his tracks were too commercial

288
00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:01,134
and that, quote, "ninety-nine percent
of his fans wear high heels,"

289
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,096
whereupon ll responded
with the immortal line:

290
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,647
"Yeah, but ninety-nine percent
of his fans don't exist."

291
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,853
So let's see your drakes
and your Nicki Minaj'es

292
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,735
drop a philosophical
paradox to that complex.

293
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,317
Thanks, guys.

294
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,615
Ladies, Seinfeld
is a seminal text,

295
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,702
but for sheer sartrean dread, I
mean, you can't beat friends.

296
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:32,507
Coffee shops and existentialism just go
together. Right? I'll see you ladies later.

297
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,221
I was wondering if you had a minute
to talk about my thesis subject.

298
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,390
What was it... battle
rap, right? Yeah.

299
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,433
I thought you had
some great material.

300
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:44,706
You know, I'm just
spitballing here,

301
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,875
but maybe what you should do
is compare modern day rappers

302
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,982
to ancient Japanese samurai and their
poetic mastery of haiku and waka.

303
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,560
Wait a minute, sounds familiar.

304
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,814
Is it possible somebody wrote that paper
back in the '90s? Oh, yeah, that was me.

305
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,286
I know. But if you look at the
scene going on now,

306
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,702
I really think you'd see that
it's really quite different.

307
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,789
Look, Adam,

308
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,536
don't you want to
forge your own path here?

309
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,621
"Who doesn't wish for their own father's
death" and all that. Look, be original.

310
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,816
That's the whole point
of the humanities.

311
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,341
You can make up
whatever bullshit you want

312
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,795
as long as youre smart
enough to justify it.

313
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,056
Write about the rise
of comic book movies

314
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,143
as the ultimate crisis in the
American male psyche.

315
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,182
Actually, don't.
That's good, I'm keeping it.

316
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,972
Sorry to have wasted your time.

317
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,235
Hey, Adam, you coming
to the house party tonight?

318
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,966
As long as you wear
a shirt besides that one.

319
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:36,990
Yeah. Sure.

320
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,525
Hey, and call your mother. She
worries about you out here.

321
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,826
Sure thing, dad.

322
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,369
So he shut you down entirely?

323
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,017
I don't know if I would
say "shut down."

324
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,324
Really? Because it sounds
like he heard your idea

325
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,751
and took a giant shit all over
it, and then used that shit

326
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,626
to fertilize a garden growing organic,
certified gmo-free vegetables

327
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,959
which he then ate and shit
all over your idea again.

328
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,544
Okay, I'll say "shut down."

329
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:04,807
I know it's intimidating being the son of
probably the most famous literary critic

330
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,102
in the country, but you need
to stand up for yourself.

331
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,971
Yeah, you're right.

332
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,977
Although, you should
change your thesis topic.

333
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,526
Yeah, you're right.

334
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:17,195
I mean, I respect your enthusiasm for
researching across cultural boundaries,

335
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,114
but think about the kind
of culture you're validating.

336
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,824
What if instead you were to discover and
advocate for the next angelou or Baldwin,

337
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,451
or even, oh, the next shakur.

338
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,541
Ooh, like Tupac?

339
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,699
Assata.

340
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:31,833
Ooof.

341
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,458
Can't campus security
do anything about that?

342
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,038
Not unless he's causing
a disturbance.

343
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,458
The best part of full communism

344
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,339
is going to be when everyone has
equal access to hygiene products.

345
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,137
Jdd

346
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:54,770
So mailer told me that being a father was
the most rewarding thing in his life.

347
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,689
And I told him, "you must
have never tried cocaine."

348
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,221
When you look at a diamond, you might
as well just see a sad little baby arm,

349
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,281
because that's what it cost.

350
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,660
Adam, you must love having
your dad work at the university.

351
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,895
Getting to come to these
swanky dinner parties?

352
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,036
Rubbing shoulders with the
Berkeley elite? It's amazing.

353
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,714
“Love” is a strong
word. As is "dad."

354
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,668
Bit of a different vibe than that
rap battle you guys went to, I bet.

355
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,298
Oh, my god, Becky.

356
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:27,549
You should have heard the violence and
misogyny that these people were cheering for,

357
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,787
you would have been horrified.

358
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:32,053
What's this I heard about you
battling someone, Adam? Do tell.

359
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,140
Ugh. This weird guy came up
to us in the parking lot after

360
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:40,024
and out of nowhere, he just starts rapping
at us. And Adam rapped back at him.

361
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,114
And I won!

362
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,110
Just to not leave you
hanging on the outcome.

363
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,200
That is so cool! I didn't
even know that you rapped!

364
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,444
He doesn't.

365
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,824
I don't. I just like coming up
with lines for people, for fun.

366
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,410
Ooo, do me! Like, what you would say
to me if we were battling right now?

367
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:58,416
1 don't think so.

368
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,943
Do me! You can say
anything you want.

369
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:00,456
Do me!

370
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,631
Yeah, do Becky!

371
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,969
Sorry. There's just nothing
to insult about you guys.

372
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,266
Okay.

373
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,477
You know, something that I'll never
understand about this rap stuff is

374
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:21,069
the "shoot this, shoot that, shoot
the dog, shoot... shoot the grandma.”

375
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:23,692
I just, I mean talk about
contributing to your own stereotypes.

376
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,539
Jon! That is so racist.

377
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:39,337
I mean, you can hardly blame a marginalized group
for their own internalized white supremacy,

378
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,790
when society has been actively
enforcing it since its inception.

379
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,092
Well actually, that's racist.

380
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:48,842
You're positing a total lack of
self-determination on the minority's part.

381
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,514
I've always seen African-American
rappers' hyperbole as self-aware.

382
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,582
Like, we know this is what
white people think of us,

383
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,486
so we're more than happy
to sell it back to you.

384
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,398
Ugh. Okay. So now you're just treating an
entire racialized group as a monolith.

385
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,358
I mean, that is way more racist.

386
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,239
I can't be racist. I'm Asian.

387
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,696
Asian people can
definitely be racist.

388
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,874
Racism is the systemic
oppression of people of color.

389
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,794
I'm a person of color.
Ergo, not racist.

390
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:30,300
Oh, please. Asians are not "people of
color." You're more like off-white.

391
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:34,141
Okay, um, can we at least all
agree that that was racist?

392
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,228
Yes. Yes.

393
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,271
I'm sorry.

394
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:41,808
You know what. My inner proud black
woman says, "fuck all you bitches."

395
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,900
So wait. Robert can literally
claim to be a black woman,

396
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,527
but you don't think
that that's racist?

397
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:58,499
He's expressing the well-known historic
affinity between gay and black culture, Adam.

398
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,497
Don't be such a
fucking homophobe.

399
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,731
- Hello?
- What it do, cuh?

400
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,063
We out here tryna book
this next event, you feel me,

401
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:31,615
and you know I needed to holla
at the parking lot predator

402
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:35,786
aka blacktop assassin aka the
nerd who needs no revenge

403
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,934
- and see what's poppin” witchu.
- I think you have the wrong number.

404
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:42,042
Nah, g. This is Donnie narco, head of the
killerfornia battle league's new talent recruitment

405
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,165
and all types of
other legal shit.

406
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,256
Is this a prank?

407
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,585
Your exaggerated
ebonics is offensive.

408
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,132
See, you a funny dude.

409
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:53,212
The homie behn grym said you committed some
first-degree murder outside the last event.

410
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:56,390
Some get investigated
by a podcast type shit.

411
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,889
Wait. You're actually from kbl?

412
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,264
Shut the front door!

413
00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:01,458
Adam, shut the
front door, please.

414
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:04,940
So check it. We got a tryout
card comin' up in two weeks.

415
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,858
You got a spot if
you want it, man.

416
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,938
Hey, Adam! Ey, man,
the service is nervous...

417
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,594
The banana-Kale ice cream and the chicken-less
nuggets need to get in the freezer.

418
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,471
- Sorry, what did you say?
- I said, I'm late to meet Becky...

419
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,531
I said this is about to be
your big break, homie...

420
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,766
A little acknowledgment
of that fact.

421
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,351
A little acknowledgment would
be nice. Are you even listening to me?

422
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,616
Listen to me, you
an animal, homie.

423
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,041
- I love animals.
- Yeah, exactly!

424
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,106
I mean, no senti had being
need live in its own filth

425
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,776
on the way to being barbarically
slaughtered just so that we can dose...

426
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,791
=-uh, hello? ...Ourselves
in growth hormones.

427
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:33,173
And the least you could do in
order to fulfill... - Yo, Adam!

428
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:35,784
Our commitment to animal justice is put
the groceries in the goddamn fridge.

429
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,369
- I'll do it.
- A'ight, patnah, good looks.

430
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,052
Thank you.

431
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,600
We finna make this
a classic real for real.

432
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,302
Ooo, what are you eating?

433
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:45,436
This some bullshit. Hello? Aw, man, I knew I
shouldn"t've called you on the trap phone.

434
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,525
Mmmm... it is amazing what they
can do with tofu these days!

435
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,727
Yo, Adam!

436
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,153
- Love you.
- I love you.

437
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,322
Hey, look. It's all love, g.
So peep this.

438
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,845
I'm gonna put you up against another
young gunner on the come-up,

439
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,827
a real dope spitter
by the name of prospek.

440
00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,403
Prospexk.

441
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,363
Hey, what's your name, pimpin'?
Adam merkin.

442
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,541
Adam murk 'em? That's
a dope-ass rap name.

443
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,523
I don't actually have a rap
name. That's my real name.

444
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,708
It's your real name 'cause
you really 'bout that life.

445
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,838
A'ight, homie, I'ma get with you in
a minute. I gotta go fuck my bitch.

446
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:13,917
Peace.

447
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:18,552
I teen drinking is very
bad. Yo, I got a fake ID though.

448
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:19,642
Asian.

449
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,010
Race angle: Bad
driver, eats cats-dogs, small penis.

450
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,064
Don't use.

451
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,441
Too racist?

452
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,977
Smokes a lot of weed.

453
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,317
Smokes a lot of weed.

454
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,738
Also probably sells it.

455
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,167
Loves his grandma.

456
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,124
Another great Sylvia plath...

457
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,079
Youre sweet,

458
00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:55,293
if you're moving grams it means
your grandma got a new apartment.

459
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,758
You're not a rapper, youre
just a cop with a nice flow.

460
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,761
I can tell you're a narc,
even your height is five-oh.

461
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:06,642
I might have to kill this kid,
that's prochoice. Too offensive.

462
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,059
The most effective birth
control you'll ever use

463
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,442
is the prospek of sex with you.

464
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,364
Jdd

465
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,176
40 mag! Bluntz! I'm
like your biggest fan.

466
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,032
The two-on-twos you guys
do, it changed the game.

467
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:42,136
Thanks, bro. Bring your equipment to the
center, that's where we gon' need it.

468
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,341
My equipment?

469
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:45,721
Bro, the cameras and shit.

470
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,644
I'm not a cameraman.
I'm a rapper!

471
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,892
Ooooh, rapper.

472
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,878
I have a tryout tonight,
at least I'm supposed to.

473
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,506
I'm super late, Google maps got me all screwed
up. Did I miss the whole thing already?

474
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,883
Bro, the battles ain't start
yet. We on colored people time.

475
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,319
He white though,
he can't say that.

476
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,827
Ey, what you white boys call it? "Hip-hop
time," right? We on "hiphop time" right now.

477
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:06,781
I like your jacket though. Where
the rest of the members at?

478
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:07,580
"Members"?

479
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:12,128
Oh, man, he wasn't even alive when them
members only jackets came out. Oldass nigga.

480
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:16,674
Nigga so white he make Michael
Jackson look like Michael Jackson.

481
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,876
Don't listen to him,
man, he a hater.

482
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,336
Hey, I loved home alone.

483
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:23,467
The way you was in them traps?
Yeah, we be out there.

484
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,844
Oh! Lookin' ass.

485
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:29,474
Why... why he look like one direction
if they went both ways though?

486
00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:32,435
Bro, you listen
to one direction?

487
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,976
You really gonna...?
=oh... go on.

488
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,608
You earthworm
Jim lookin' ass nigga.

489
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,635
I know you ain't switchin'
sides. Look at your shit.

490
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:46,029
I know you ain't talkin'. With your lego
hairline, man. You can detach that shit, man.

491
00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,284
Bro, you know I'm insecure
about that, bro, c'mon.

492
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,455
This your first battle, huh?
What's your name, homie?

493
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,039
I don't really have one.
I guess it's Adam.

494
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,204
Che corleone.

495
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,236
Don't trip on those two, man,
they just love roasting fools.

496
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,592
Rappers, each other,
whoever's around to get it.

497
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,999
But I'm sensing you more the
type of dude who, like myself,

498
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:04,967
stays focused on
what's really important.

499
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,136
Battles. Bitches.

500
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,764
Oh, there are bit...
Ladies here?

501
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,937
What d'you mean, man?
It's a great turnout tonight.

502
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:13,517
Mimm!

503
00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:18,648
See, those two over there.
That's what I'm about.

504
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,258
Tryna come spit a little
game with me or what?

505
00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,318
- You want me to be your wingman?
- Mmm-hmm.

506
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,888
Let me guess... you want me to talk to the big
girl so you're free to talk to her friend.

507
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,494
Fuck no, man. The big girl
is mine. Fuck outta here.

508
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:30,030
Yeah, she big,
but she fine as hell.

509
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:34,209
It takes a real man to smash a
fine fat bitch. Come on, let's go.

510
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:39,540
Ey, mami. We just wanted to personally
thank you for your support.

511
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:44,174
As two-up-and-coming battle rappers
ourselves, we appreciate the love.

512
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,755
Oh, so you a battle rapper?

513
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:52,516
Damn. Tanya, he say
he's a battle rapper.

514
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,892
You look a little familiar,
come to think of it.

515
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,814
I'm sure I do. Che corleone.

516
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,484
Right! You're the one who
battled chamberz last event.

517
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,904
Oh, so you know about me. I could tell
you were a woman of discerning taste.

518
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,700
Discerning enough to know that
chamberz bodied you three-oh.

519
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:08,778
And the battle before
that you got washed,

520
00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:11,989
and the battle before that your
soul damn near left the earth.

521
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,201
So how 'bout you spend less
time on your pickup lines for me

522
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:20,665
and more time on your lines for your next
opponent before you take your fourth I in a row.

523
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,047
You lucky you got an ass, 'cause
your battle opinions are garbage.

524
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,716
Have you considered jumping into a battle?
I have a feeling you'd do very well.

525
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:31,182
Oh, did I forget to mention? I'm the
second match on the card tonight.

526
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,886
Devine Wright. Nice to meet you.

527
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,394
And she got bars, too? If you can
cook, I might just be in love.

528
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,896
I can cook you in the
ring, motherfucker!

529
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,743
Aw damn, man, sorry,
homies, my bad.

530
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,746
You know, we runnin' on that hip-hop time.
What up, what up, what up?

531
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:59,624
A'ight, let's shoot this bitch
real quick, no Selena.

532
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:03,291
What up, Oakland. Yeah!

533
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,671
Town bizness, baby!
A'ight. What's up?

534
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:10,096
This the killerfornia battle league
and I beez your host Donnie narco,

535
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:15,974
aka the walking drug lab aka the
cocaine cowboy aka mister splash,

536
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,602
put my drink on your bitch's ass and
won't even tip the glass, you feel me?

537
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:24,778
A'ight. Cool, cool. First up, we got a cool
one-round battle to kick off these tryouts.

538
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:29,279
To my right, straight outta koreatown,
Los Angeles, give it up for prospek!

539
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,327
La, baby! Shout out to
Oakland though, shout out.

540
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,975
Make some noise, let's go.

541
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:37,491
And to my left we got a newcomer on the
scene who I hear is gon' be a real problem,

542
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,668
a real problem... Adam murk 'em!

543
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:41,874
It's just Adam.

544
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,507
Just Adam?

545
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:49,254
Oh, okay, cool, he on that Cher, Ronaldo,
roseanne type vibe. I feel you, player. Aight.

546
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,886
Since you the new white boy on the scene,
we gon' show you a bit little bit of love.

547
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,807
It's on you prospek, get im!

548
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,016
Yo.

549
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,436
Who the fuck set me up
with this little homo?

550
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,271
This kid looks like he should
be doing Disney promos.

551
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:08,068
He looks like he loves writing
essays like a prison cholo.

552
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:11,525
His yearbook photo looks like
the bitch from the Wendy's logo!

553
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,239
You probably came here
in a budweiser truck

554
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,167
with a bumper sticker
that says "I'll die for trump."

555
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,709
Yeah, fuck that trump!

556
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:24,584
Basically what I'm saying
is you white as fuck.

557
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,713
Lookin' like conan o'brien's son or the
little dude on the logo for Hawaiian punch.

558
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,510
Ha ha, white people!

559
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,213
How the fuck is this white nerd
gonna outsmart this Asian?

560
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:37,096
What the fuck are you doing? You seen Virginia
tech, we're even better at school shootings!

561
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,302
He's a ninja!

562
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:39,136
Finish him!

563
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,847
Don't buy drugs from this
man, just a word of advice.

564
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:45,355
He's either a cop or reporter.
Either way, he's workin' for vice.

565
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:52,358
Actually, if I'm really squintin',
you kinda look like tilda swinton.

566
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:56,537
Actually he kinda look like one of
them YouTube kids on Ellen degeneres,

567
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,363
when she feelin' hella generous.

568
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,622
You probably get into
fights like "let me at 'em".

569
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,546
Actually his Butler be fighting
for him like "let me, Adam".

570
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,373
Ha ha, privilege!

571
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:12,427
Man, these yuppies are the worst. Can
you picture 'im in a Starbucks line

572
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,220
with ugg boots Ana
a puppy in his purse

573
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:17,424
petting it like, "o-m-g,
you're so fluffy that it hurts."

574
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,885
Puppy in his purse. Eating dogs.

575
00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:22,808
Got some takeout. No, that's
too racist, can't be racist.

576
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:27,359
Disney. Disney logo,
d looks like a g.

577
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,111
Virginia tech. That's offensive.

578
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,280
Virginia tech,
disturbing the dead.

579
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,732
Motherfucker, oh, the irony.

580
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,864
You look like Ron Weasley
but you sound like Hermione.

581
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:42,324
I'm Asian, so it's only right
that I'm serving this ginger.

582
00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,911
I saw this nerd up on tinder, he
had little mermaid as his picture.

583
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:53,384
So I don't know if I should slap you like
a bitch or punch your face like a man.

584
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,054
'Cause I keep switching
from open palm to a fist...

585
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,723
Like a white boy
shaking your hand!

586
00:32:58,810 --> 00:32:59,810
Time!

587
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,802
I should've saw that coming.

588
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,764
It's gonna be hard to recover from
that one, but let's see what he got.

589
00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:06,723
It's on Adam, let's get it!

590
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:16,279
I can't believe this guy's up
here talking about Virginia tech.

591
00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:22,998
That's offensive to the victims and their
families. Why are you disturbing the dead?

592
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:36,174
You need to stop. If I did Disney
promo, that means that I popped.

593
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,846
You kinda remind
of the d in Disney.

594
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:48,227
You look like a g
but you're not.

595
00:33:56,243 --> 00:34:00,031
When they talk about top prospects,
they don't even call your name out.

596
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,747
I do have a puppy in my bag,
I'm delivering your takeout!

597
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:16,085
Yo! You're so Asian you can use a
piece of string as an eye mask.

598
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:21,678
And when you watch movies on
your iPad it looks like an imax.

599
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,806
Beating me? That's harder than
you trying to score with divas.

600
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,609
Pronouncing “broccoli” properly or
getting a border visa to North Korea.

601
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,234
Ordering tuna at Sushi's the
only time you get yellow tail.

602
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,034
I give that like a five. =six.

603
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,906
'Cause your dick is so small you can't
tell your cock from your testicles.

604
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:50,210
Something's wrong with your genitals when your
bitch would rather fuck octopus tentacles.

605
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:54,915
So, yeah, you're hustlin' weed, but you're
the corner boy stuck on the streets.

606
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:58,090
It's bonsai... you
just take a little cut from the trees.

607
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:03,223
You talk about killing people in your
rhymes and act like you have real homies.

608
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,973
It's like your anime girl pillows.
Stop pretending they're real bodies!

609
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,395
'Cause actual gs?

610
00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:12,019
You ain't kill none, so shut
the fuck up and chill some.

611
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:16,149
Just 'cause you look like Kim jong-un
doesn't mean you're ill, son.

612
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:19,189
And since you
believe in feng shui,

613
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,195
I'm gonna break in
as an intruder at night,

614
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:25,120
move your couch an inch or two to the
right and fucking ruin your life.

615
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:32,078
Yo. Your whole crew
looks like an Asian porn star,

616
00:35:32,213 --> 00:35:34,579
where they censor around
where her bush be,

617
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,045
'cause all I see is a bunch of
squares surrounding this pussy.

618
00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,966
This murder's so cold you
can see this man's breath.

619
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:45,220
I'll kill your supporters too for
sleeping, that's Korean fan death!

620
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,393
You'll be either a little boy or
a geriatric for your lifespan.

621
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,096
Oh. You've got egg on your
face, which makes sense

622
00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,523
'cause it's shaped like
a fucking frying pan.

623
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:56,067
See I had a trap set, you
just played into my plan

624
00:35:56,154 --> 00:36:00,272
'cause you really don't know what you're
fucking with like you had a one-night stand...

625
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,857
In Thailand!

626
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:03,994
Faggot!

627
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,124
Who are you?

628
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,646
- Respect. You're crazy.
- You did amazing!

629
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,206
Y'all both killed that shit!

630
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,788
Ayo, that was one of our best
tryout battles like ever ever.

631
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:20,250
But coming up, we got
an all-female tryout battle.

632
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,837
Ladeth stryche versus devine
Wright coming up, ya dig!

633
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:24,967
Whoo!

634
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,344
You deserve a round
after that shit. You nice.

635
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:30,472
Your hairstyle look like a gay-ass
Tim Burton character, but you nice.

636
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,474
Thanks, man!
You are amazing though.

637
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,885
I know everyone online is gonna
say that you out-rapped me.

638
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,309
But, oh, I'm so glad
my bars went over so well.

639
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:39,770
I was worried about
that for a minute. Whoo!

640
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,775
You had some
creative Asian shit.

641
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:45,029
Motherfuckers come at me with hella
corny jokes, but you did 'em well, bro.

642
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:45,859
You think?

643
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:49,788
Shit, at least you knew I was Korean instead
of calling me "chink" the whole time.

644
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,162
Far as I'm concerned, that's culturally
sensitive by battle rap standards.

645
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,064
The race angle is just some shit
I gotta deal with, you know.

646
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:58,626
Hey, I'm just glad you know that I'm not
racist for real. I was worried about that.

647
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,094
Thanks, man.

648
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,724
This is Adam, he's been
the homie from way back.

649
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:12,143
I pretty much introduced him
to the game, you could say.

650
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,095
I really loved your performance.

651
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,890
What was one of
your favorite lines?

652
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,226
I liked when you was making
fun of him for being Asian.

653
00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,696
You know, I've never really been
into skinny white boys before,

654
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:26,570
but maybe you could
open my horizon.

655
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,930
Adam. Why don't you
give her your phone?

656
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:31,450
My phone?

657
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:33,936
Yeah, you give her your phone.
Then she puts her number in it.

658
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,452
Then she has your number.
That's how this shit works.

659
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:38,547
Yeah.

660
00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:46,799
Oh, uh... I actually have
to make a quick phone call.

661
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,519
'Scuse me.

662
00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,766
Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.

663
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,645
You're gonna just leave like that.
After I brought you a girl. Okay.

664
00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:04,133
Yeah, ladeth stryche won that coin toss,
so it's two minutes on devine Wright.

665
00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:05,192
Kick that shit, baby.

666
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,615
I'm a bitch who loves shopping.

667
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,567
I just copped a
Magnum and clips.

668
00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:13,575
No boob job, but I got some
new cans for this bitch.

669
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,032
You got your name from a comic?

670
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,537
Ladeth stryche.

671
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:18,960
But you the lez type.

672
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,754
Those long nails will
fuck up your sex life!

673
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,675
Yo, I saw your battle. I'hat
shit was tight. Keep at it.

674
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:31,225
Respect.

675
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:35,518
That shit was crazy! I ain't never expect bars
like that from a goofy-ass white boy like you.

676
00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:37,095
Keep up the good work.

677
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:38,857
Respect!

678
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:40,936
- Adam?
- Hey, babe.

679
00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,814
Where are you? I have
been calling you for hours!

680
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:47,363
I know, I'm at the library and my phone
was on silent so I forgot to check it.

681
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,450
I'm really, really...

682
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,491
You a straight killer, cuz!

683
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,033
Respect.

684
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:56,951
What?

685
00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:02,208
Adam, wooo. You out there killin'
it, huh? The streets is talkin'

686
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,709
that audience reaction,
it's like heroin.

687
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:09,385
Not that I would generalize about
African Americans and drugs.

688
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,472
Hey!

689
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,172
Keep it down. I'm sleeping.

690
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:14,303
Right. Sorry.

691
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,096
I'hey doing this event
in la next month.

692
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,020
I'hey got this new crazy promoter
dishing out crazy dough.

693
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:22,691
And, you know, I'm just saying if
you want to catch up on some bills.

694
00:39:22,777 --> 00:39:23,857
La?

695
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,674
For the whole weekend? - Yeah. They'll
pick up your hotel and everything.

696
00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:32,034
You representing for me, you my little protégé.
So you can't make me look bad out there.

697
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,155
No pressure, then.

698
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:34,823
Shhh!

699
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:38,634
Sorry. I have to talk to him here because my
girlfriend can't know. Not that it's a gay thing.

700
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:42,661
Yeah, sure. I'm in. Not that it's
specifically not a gay thing.

701
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,336
Some of us are trying to study.

702
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:47,486
Look man, what... what's up with your thesis
and the questions that you gotta ask me?

703
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,750
What... what's up with that?

704
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:53,305
Right. My thesis. So one thing I've noticed
that changes in the tone of the n-word

705
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,098
is whether it's preceded by a
possessive pronoun or an adjective.

706
00:39:56,185 --> 00:40:00,269
For example, "my n-word™
or "her n-word"” versus...

707
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:04,645
C'mon, bro. You really gonna hit me
with that "n-word” shit like that?

708
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:08,649
See, now that makes it ten times more offensive
'cause you insulting my intelligence too.

709
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,651
Just say "my nigga.”

710
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:11,742
Are you sure?

711
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,445
I know I checked you before,

712
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,265
but it's a difference between using
the word and referencing the word.

713
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,325
You gotta use the word
like how Obama said it.

714
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,828
Can't be using it like how all
them other presidents said it.

715
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:25,753
Alright. What I've noticed is the difference
between using a possessive pronoun like...

716
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:30,385
"My nigga...

717
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,543
I'here you go.

718
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,424
Or "her nigga"

719
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:39,142
versus an adjective like
"this nigga" or a "funny...

720
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:41,313
Nig...

721
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,440
Ga.

722
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:46,683
Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait, come on.

723
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,256
Are you trying to learn how to use
these phrases in a rap battle?

724
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,942
Yes. No. Uh... yes?

725
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,113
This nigga.

726
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,657
Jdd

727
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:02,616
wow, they have cashew-cheddar
nut loaf quesadillas.

728
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,747
No cheese or bread!
Adam, this place is perfect.

729
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:08,757
What's the occasion?

730
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,527
Actually, there's something I
was hoping to talk to you about.

731
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:15,261
Namaste! I'm feeling really good energy
from this table. Are you ready to order?

732
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:18,010
Maybe a juice to
energize, relax, detox?

733
00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:18,840
If I could just have a minute...

734
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,615
I would love
a carrot-ginger juice,

735
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,998
but could you substitute Kale for
the spinach, beet for the celery,

736
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,684
mango for the apple, lime for the
lemon, parsley for the ginger,

737
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:28,812
and cucumber for the carrot?
If it's not too much trouble.

738
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:29,903
Fuck yeah.

739
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,776
S50, what I need to
talk to you about...

740
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,552
It's something that I did.
You fucked someone.

741
00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,440
Whoa, nol it's
nothing like that.

742
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,367
You fucked someone,
didn't you? I knew it.

743
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,454
I just did a rap battle.

744
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,081
What?!

745
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,458
It's really not a big deal. Really.
It's just something I wanted to do,

746
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:48,524
and I did well enough that I actually
have another one booked in la next month.

747
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,585
So I was thinking we should go together.
Like a fun weekend trip.

748
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,257
Like a fun weekend trip.

749
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,344
Doesn't that sound... fun?

750
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,046
Mmm... I'll tell you
what it sounds like:

751
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,052
It sounds like you
going behind my back

752
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,761
and doing the one thing we explicitly
agreed you weren't going to do,

753
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:08,224
not to mention the misogynistic,
homophobic, ableist, transphobic...

754
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:12,356
Saying rap music lorifies violence.
Don't you hink that's a little... racist?

755
00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,446
Reductivist? Colonialist?

756
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,069
Don't you think
that's a little bit...

757
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,367
Don't you think that sounds
a little bit colonialist?

758
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,454
Excuse me?

759
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,829
I mean, you're passing judgment on a
grassroots African-American culture

760
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,783
based on your own
privileged white perspective.

761
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,460
That just seems like
a colonialist critique

762
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,084
rather than honestly engaging
with them on their own terms.

763
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:36,922
You know, that is why I didn't tell you
about the battle in the first place.

764
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,129
I knew you being
there would be...

765
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:41,767
Problematic.

766
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,386
Are you saying that if 1 don't go to la
with you and support you in battling,

767
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,891
it makes me racist?

768
00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:49,524
Yep.

769
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:52,525
I never thought
about it that way.

770
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:56,896
That is because there are systems in
place that keep you thinking that way.

771
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,322
Wow. I mean you're right.

772
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,825
I have been so caught
up in my own privilege

773
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:05,184
that I never thought to examine battling
from an authentic contextual point of view.

774
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,039
We all slip up sometimes.

775
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,913
Okay. So help me
understand. Like...

776
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,920
What's an example
of a line you would say?

777
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,838
What's something
you would say to me?

778
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,111
1 don't think
that's a good idea.

779
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:19,753
I'm trying to understand here.
I am trying to engage.

780
00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,714
Adam, if you love me,
you'll insult me in a rhyme.

781
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:24,427
Right now.

782
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:26,311
Okay.

783
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,769
Okay. Uh...

784
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:30,889
Okay, how about this...

785
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,310
I'm just here to respect women
and treat them equally

786
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:39,943
I took you to a vegan eatery, why
would you have some beef with me?

787
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,867
Oh, my god, that's
so good! Go again.

788
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,786
You're crunchy granola, I can
tell by your pungent aroma

789
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,869
you smell like swamp water, I'm worried
you've been fuckin' with Yoda.

790
00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,081
And your whole fuckin' style
is more tasteless than this tofu

791
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:59,375
the way I killed you with rhymes I'm like
your deadbeat mother, I diss-owned you!

792
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,548
What the fuck, Adam?!

793
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,181
Get the fuck out.

794
00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,497
Oh, you don't understand, she
actually asked me to say that.

795
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,332
Well, not that exactly, but
we were just joking around.

796
00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,085
I was actually coming up with hypothetical
rap battle lines to say to her.

797
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:15,003
You know, like if I looked at your
shirt and said something like,

798
00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,588
it's funny you have a shirt
with Bob Marley,

799
00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:19,524
because your pussy hair looks like a
cross between him and Rob zombie.

800
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:20,400
Okay, bad example.

801
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,491
Chris!

802
00:44:25,037 --> 00:44:27,119
I was just trying to
be a good boyfriend!

803
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,379
Hmm.

804
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:38,402
I'm sorry about this place. It's not exactly
what I expected. And I'm sorry about everything.

805
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:42,214
Okay, Adam. You've
been apologizing for days.

806
00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:44,216
You apologized the whole
six-hour drive here.

807
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:46,764
Could you just not, anymore?

808
00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,967
I still agreed
to come, didn't I?

809
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:53,680
Now let's just try to have a
culturally enriching experience.

810
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:02,814
Oh, shit, is this albino mole
rat lookin' motherfucker.

811
00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,570
They got everybody
in this telly.

812
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:07,660
Look, I gotta see you later, mami, because
I gotta talk to my boy right now.

813
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:11,163
You good? Ride down was smooth?
=yeah.

814
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,250
Let go, let go.

815
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,002
How you doing?

816
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,752
I watched your prospek
battle back like ten times.

817
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:21,208
When you said “your chick would rather fuck
octopus tentacles". Yo, that was cold.

818
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:23,463
Thanks, man. Hey,
who was the girl?

819
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,781
Uh, she's just
some tinder bitch.

820
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:28,076
I had to get the good luck dome before the
battle goes on, you know what I'm saying.

821
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:32,093
I mean, it would've been better luck
if it was from bae, but she playin'.

822
00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:34,895
Oh, uh... devine!

823
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,313
Have you met my girlfriend Maya?

824
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,312
Maya, this is devine Wright.
A very talented female battler.

825
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,267
Maya. What's good?

826
00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,025
Oh, awesome! You know,
it's really amazing to meet you.

827
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,480
I really respect
what you're doing,

828
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,817
breaking ground as a woman in
such a male-dominated pursuit.

829
00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:51,352
What does me being a woman got to do with it?
I ain't spittin' rhymes out of my vagina.

830
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:56,167
Wooo. We're about to head down to the venue.
You wanna stash your bags and follow?

831
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,254
Let's do it.

832
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,840
Uh.

833
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,419
I guess it's upstairs?

834
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,339
That ain't up.

835
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:17,726
Yo! All my life I dreamed of fame
and success. Finally, we made it.

836
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,359
Classic battle shit.

837
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,483
Kid gets a bunch of money, decides
he wants to be a promoter now.

838
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,414
Spends everything he got
on getting some names,

839
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:31,577
then puts us up against a buncha
bums at an event no one comes to.

840
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:33,224
Man, who cares?
I'm from north Richmond.

841
00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:36,867
As long as I'm getting paid I'll battle in a
fuckin' sewage drain. Y'all a buncha divas.

842
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:38,792
I know. Men, right?

843
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,377
Is that megaton?

844
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:47,512
What is he doing here?

845
00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:48,840
It's his city.

846
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,341
But why is he rapping here?

847
00:46:50,433 --> 00:46:52,890
They musta paid him a couple
stacks more than the rest of us.

848
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:55,559
What I'm wondering is,
who is that nigga?

849
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:59,104
That looks like... I think
that's the dude I'm battling.

850
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:03,355
Shit. He's rocking the groom tux. He about
to get up there and marry your ass.

851
00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,840
He looks like my
dad's wedding photo.

852
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:07,401
He look like he dug up prince
and stole the nigga suit.

853
00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:10,566
He surely stole the nigga suit.

854
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,912
What's good, y'all?
It's your host Freddie hustle.

855
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:20,164
We about to get it cracking for the inaugural
event of Freddie hustle entertainment.

856
00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:21,869
Let's get this battle started.

857
00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,579
Battier to my right!

858
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,040
I said yo!

859
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:31,053
Ya mom's pussy got one
star on her yelp reviews!

860
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:34,223
I didn't even come to battle.

861
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:38,102
I just have a question
that I wanna ask of my girl.

862
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:44,563
Will you do me the honor of making
me the happiest man in the world?

863
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:48,313
I'll make him double up in
the middle like a tummy tuck.

864
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:51,899
The shotty'll blow his guts
out, that's a stomach pump.

865
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:53,870
Stomach pump.

866
00:47:54,330 --> 00:47:56,195
- Mimm-mmm...
- Stomach pump.

867
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,916
Wait, I got it. Stomach pump.

868
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:05,038
I'll probably lift him off
his feet if I aim my glock.

869
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:09,751
And that's the first time a black
guy will get raised by pops!

870
00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:13,095
I just want you to be my boo, k?

871
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,798
I even got you this bouquet.

872
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:21,639
You like guns? We can go shopping
together, I'll buy my boo ks.

873
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:26,818
And your girl uses dijon mustard
when she eats her boogies.

874
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:32,365
I'll show up to your grandma's open
casket and give that bitch a nuggie!

875
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:37,741
His sister got mad kids,
just had another couple.

876
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:42,622
And every time he's like, "damn...
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."

877
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:47,209
And the shotty ll blow his guts
out, that's a stomach pump.

878
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:51,292
And your girl's memory foam mattress
remembers that she's a fuckin' slut!

879
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,951
Fuck outta here!

880
00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:58,091
Alright, rapper to my left!
Let's go, get 'em.

881
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:03,020
You a comedian like John belushi,
Chris farley, Robin Williams.

882
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,768
If you haven't figured
it out by now

883
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:08,192
save us all some time
and kill yourself right now!

884
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:13,986
You ain't gettin' married, you gettin' buried,
but you still dressed suitable, nigga.

885
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,907
I'll let each gun ring twice.

886
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,576
Bam, bam, bam, bam!

887
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,574
That's four weddings
and a funeral, nigga!

888
00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:24,500
This dude forgot all the rhymes he studied,
call him sway, he don't know the answers.

889
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:28,205
He's like a kid's warning label:
This toy is a choking hazard.

890
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,585
So you wanna talk
that racist shit?

891
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,635
I know your girl and
I'm pimpin' the thot.

892
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:40,850
It's a reverse slavery auction,
I put your bitch on the block!

893
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:46,765
Shoot him, then check for the body shakes, that's
how you can tell that death's gripped 'em.

894
00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:50,943
It's like a good-ass orgasm,

895
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,237
one bust will have
your legs twitchin'.

896
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:59,160
You're so fat that you ran out of breath
downloading the app to count your steps.

897
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,411
If you were on house arrest,

898
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:04,532
you'd have to take walking breaks
to give your house a rest.

899
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:08,790
If he was really provokin'

900
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:12,465
he woulda seen all types a colors,
'cause for the kill-i'da-scoped-him.

901
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,256
Get off the stage.

902
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,554
Get it? All types a colors?

903
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:20,340
Kaleidoscoped him?

904
00:50:21,310 --> 00:50:22,345
Yeah, see, yall get it.

905
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,221
Time!

906
00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:24,097
Time.

907
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:24,973
Time! Time!

908
00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:26,105
Time!

909
00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,986
- Yo, yo, check it.
- Shut the fuck up!

910
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:36,485
You little squirmy
little reddit blogger.

911
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:40,067
Another eminem impostor who refers
to Elton John as his second father.

912
00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:43,996
Bob saget, Rick moranis, Kelly
Osbourne, white trash genetic monster.

913
00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,410
Probably conceived in the
back of a led zeppelin concert.

914
00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:50,871
If Harry Potter had sex with Jeffrey
dahmer, you'd be their lesbian daughter!

915
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:54,958
The fuck are you, a little fuckin'
state prison fuckin' rape victim?

916
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,542
He's the new face of racism.

917
00:50:56,637 --> 00:51:00,221
I'm surprised he didn't show up here today
with a slave with him chained to him.

918
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:03,265
He hates African-American culture
'cause he was raised different.

919
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:07,265
He hates Clinton, Abe Lincoln, pretty
much anybody that can relate with "em.

920
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,596
Except Blake Griffin.

921
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:12,149
He feels a little bit more safe with him
'cause they share the same pigment.

922
00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:17,026
Bitch, hip-hop has been for minorities,
it's never been for you geeky asses!

923
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:19,858
Matter of fact, what are these,
your little fuckin' reading glasses

924
00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,692
you need for your
english classes?

925
00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:23,402
Man, gimme that shit...

926
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,364
I'll stomp these into
pieces and fragments.

927
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,619
And now you can keep
them, you can have this.

928
00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:32,044
Now you get to complete your dream
of being this genius math whiz

929
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:34,458
'cause everything
you see's in fractions!

930
00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:37,758
Now get the fuck outta here, you
little fuckin' dweeby faggot!

931
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:43,631
Man, y'all see that shit? He made that
kid cry, like, tears. That's not right.

932
00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:46,843
Fuck a battle career,
he ended dude life.

933
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:50,225
He gon' need a new face transplant
and new social security number.

934
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:54,025
Megaton. First battle rapper
quoted in a suicide note.

935
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,851
That whole verse was crazy!

936
00:51:58,198 --> 00:51:59,813
Oh, hey, babe. Wasn't that

937
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:04,075
unbelievable? Hey, can you get
me a drink from the bar?

938
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,532
Yo, mega one of the all-time
greats of this shit.

939
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,243
Uh, come on. Eminem is the greatest
battle rapper of all time.

940
00:52:12,338 --> 00:52:16,798
I'm... I'm sorry, fellas. I forgot
it's a white boy in our presence,

941
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:19,921
so, you know, we contractually
obligated to mention eminem.

942
00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:22,754
Hold up. Hold on. How your man
supposed to be the greatest

943
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:25,715
and he get bodied in his
own fictional movie?

944
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,892
Lotto washed him in 8 mile. Didn't
lickety split get him too, bro?

945
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,812
Then he go body himself for a whole
round, you know what I'm saying.

946
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:36,609
Poppa doc ain't choke. He just knew it was
over so he walked off, man. Em took his own I.

947
00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:39,966
Plus how you supposed to be the greatest
when your video director some Filipino nigga

948
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,106
making gay-ass art films
for your joints, bruh?

949
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:43,826
Um...

950
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:47,198
Two.

951
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:50,201
It's not 1992. Em's
skill transcends race.

952
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:53,625
You talking about em?
He's the fucking goat, man.

953
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:57,580
You're right, he's better at putting words
together than all of these black guys.

954
00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,175
Go away.

955
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,459
Yo. You said some wild
shit up there, homie.

956
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,418
Fuck outta here, man,
this is battle rap.

957
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,721
I can diss asians,
Mexicans, any other race.

958
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:08,845
Why not blacks? I'm just
trying to fight for equality.

959
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,598
Hey, he got a point, bruh.

960
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,689
What?

961
00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:16,936
Plus I thought that shit was
hilarious, man! I love this nigga!

962
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,611
Man! Hey, look. The way you keep it
real with how you feel, I feel that!

963
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:25,692
Yo, any of y'all seen a hotel
key card laying around anywhere?

964
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,697
I can't remember where I put it.

965
00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:28,903
What hotel's it for?

966
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:30,700
I can't remember.

967
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:33,751
Fuck that, man.

968
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,328
Why don't you get
your ass outta here.

969
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:39,880
Damn. This shit
is messy as fuck, bro.

970
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,754
Yo, let's peel out. I got a dope
food spot I want to take y'all to.

971
00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,970
Adam! I want to go back
to the hotel now.

972
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:50,970
Okay. I think some of the guys were gonna grab
some food but I can drop you off on the way.

973
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:54,679
Okay. I want you to think really hard
about what the best thing to do is.

974
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,729
And then I want you to do it.

975
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:00,980
So you dropped your girl off?

976
00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:03,111
She dropped me.

977
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:06,365
She not takin' you back?

978
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,408
In more or less those words.

979
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,735
You did the right thing, bro.

980
00:54:09,830 --> 00:54:14,290
Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
I'm sure we'll be... fine.

981
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:18,543
Hey, can I drop this in someone's car?
Maya was my ride home.

982
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:22,214
I got you, dog. Just know you gon'
be designated driver, though.

983
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:28,470
Yo, the homie just texted me that megaton
is having an after party at the crib later.

984
00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:29,922
Shit's gon' be lit.

985
00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:32,428
How's that, how's that.

986
00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:37,221
Wooo! White folks drivin'
us around tonight!

987
00:54:52,831 --> 00:54:57,575
Let me get this shit straight. We in la and
the Mexican takes us to a Sushi joint.

988
00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:00,119
I'm with d. You
wrong for this one.

989
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,831
First off, I'm Ecuadorian,
motherfuckers.

990
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:08,589
Second, the chef here
came highly recommended.

991
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,007
No way.

992
00:55:13,101 --> 00:55:15,262
Take that back. You dead
wrong for this one.

993
00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:19,559
My la connect saw him working here and told
me about it. I had to come see for myself.

994
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,104
Okay, what can I get
y'all started with?

995
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:25,106
I got a quick question. Um...

996
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:30,533
I heard you're so Asian when you watch
movies on your iPad it looks like an imax.

997
00:55:30,619 --> 00:55:31,859
Can you confirm?

998
00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:34,240
Aw, hell nah.

999
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,616
You should be proud.

1000
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:38,645
You dressed like you about to take your
yellow belt test. It's your lucky day.

1001
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:41,502
Nah, he look good in his uniform.
It really brings out his eyes.

1002
00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,249
Man, fuck all a y'all.

1003
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,443
What are you doing making
Sushi, anyway? You're Korean.

1004
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:48,112
There ain't enough Japanese to keep up
with how much white people love this shit.

1005
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:51,970
Half of the Sushi joints here are owned by
Koreans. We just pretend to be Japanese.

1006
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,888
Y all too ignorant
to know the difference.

1007
00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:58,515
You a walking Asian stereotype, bro. You probably
fought like fifty ninjas on the way here.

1008
00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:00,186
Drove a civic and drift
the whole way.

1009
00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:04,267
It must be hella hard to write the customer's
checks in that crazyass calligraphy.

1010
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,225
Yeah, that's true.

1011
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,027
What do you do after work? Go home
and pretend to rape your grandma?

1012
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,034
Yo.

1013
00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:14,818
What the fuck, bro?

1014
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,869
You know, 'cause... cause you're Korean,
but you're pretending to be Japanese.

1015
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:23,164
And Japan occupied Korea for a long time
and they committed a lot of atrocities...

1016
00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:24,357
I thought we were roasting him.

1017
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:27,339
We was talkin some
ignorant Asian shit.

1018
00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:29,404
Then you went and put
all this real history into it.

1019
00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:30,838
Not cool, bro.

1020
00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,838
It'd be best for
you all to leave.

1021
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,173
Sensei, these are my friends.
We're just joking around.

1022
00:56:36,268 --> 00:56:39,010
“Sensei?” yo, mister
miyagi is real!

1023
00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:41,436
Yo, Hollywood owes you
all kinds of royalties, bro.

1024
00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,514
Come call me, talk to my face.

1025
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:47,067
Yo. This old-ass Hong
Kong phooey motherfucker

1026
00:56:47,154 --> 00:56:49,065
really trying to start
some shit with me...

1027
00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,720
He kicked me in the motherfuckin' face!
Let me... let me at him.

1028
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:54,654
You want him?

1029
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,360
- No, no, no...
- Get yo' ass out.

1030
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:05,036
An old martial arts master doing a spin kick
in the middle of a Sushi restaurant? Really?

1031
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:08,122
Do you even know how much of a fucking
stereotype you made us look like?

1032
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:10,172
You set asians
back a hundred years!

1033
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:17,302
Che was right, mega
lives in the hood for real.

1034
00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:21,977
Are you sure this is the hood? These houses
are all really big. And they have lawns.

1035
00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:24,020
You really from New York, huh?

1036
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,948
Fuck is this, the
captain planet reunion?

1037
00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:39,699
Sup, che. Prospek. Baby girl.
Behn grym, what's good, homie.

1038
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,906
1 don't think you
met my guy Adam.

1039
00:57:42,376 --> 00:57:43,536
Nah, we ain't met.

1040
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,807
I seen your shit though.
You a'ight, homie.

1041
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,023
Thanks, man!
I'm a huge fan of...

1042
00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:53,634
A'ight. We got bitches, blunts goin' around,
hookers, pregnant prostitutes, white girl, Molly.

1043
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,335
It's that west coast
hospitality, baby.

1044
00:58:07,943 --> 00:58:12,812
Your shit is crazy. That Virginia
tech line? You got bars, for real.

1045
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:16,023
Respect. It's just, that whole
Asian shit be getting to me.

1046
00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:20,282
No matter what I say, they can say some
cliché-ass kung-fu lines and it pops off.

1047
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:22,454
Okay, it's always the
same shit for me too.

1048
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:25,408
Whenever I battle a nigga, I know
everything he gon' say to me.

1049
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:29,023
I mean, that groom shit was a little different,
but at the end of the day, it's the same shit.

1050
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,537
Just based on my gender.

1051
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:31,872
So how you break out of that?

1052
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,047
You don't.

1053
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:37,007
No matter what, I'm goin' get the bitch
bars, and you goin' get the Asian bars,

1054
00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:40,009
and this kid'll always get
the white-ass nerd bars.

1055
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,260
Am I really a nerd, though?

1056
00:58:43,145 --> 00:58:43,930
Never mind.

1057
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:47,934
Battling is an expectations game. Niggas
goin' always come with the expected shit,

1058
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,856
'cause that's what the
audience wants to hear.

1059
00:58:49,943 --> 00:58:53,561
But the fact that you can expect it means
you can flip it. Play it to your advantage.

1060
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:57,193
Yo, it is on. I don't even know this bitch's
name, but she's a fuckin' smoke show

1061
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,775
and she's all over me.
I'm 'bout to smash for real.

1062
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:02,236
Don't you think it's a problem
that you don't know her name?

1063
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:05,037
Yo, the only problem is gonna
be when I'm fuckin' her so hard

1064
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,537
her teenage daughter is gonna
get pregnant in the future.

1065
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:12,458
Shit, how can that motherfucker get laid off
battling? For me it just makes it harder.

1066
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:16,883
I tell a nigga I battle Ana his dick start
tucking up like it's the "silence of the lambs."

1067
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:18,679
I need a drink.

1068
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:23,428
Yo, I swear that's...
Nah, nah, nah, it can't be.

1069
00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:24,849
You know her from somewhere?

1070
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:27,518
Yeah... from jerking off.

1071
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:31,936
That's Bella backwoods, yo, I've been following
her since teen vids all the way to milf.

1072
00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,733
That's three years.

1073
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,798
That actually is a long time
to follow a porn star.

1074
00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,107
I'm sayin though.

1075
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:39,815
Oh, my god, yes!

1076
00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:43,364
Fuck! We gotta stop che.

1077
00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:46,559
Because of his deeply problematic attitude
towards hook-ups and women in general?

1078
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,574
No. Because of this.

1079
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,753
We should get behn.

1080
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,542
Oh, damn, man,
y'all perverts, man!

1081
00:59:58,637 --> 01:00:00,548
Oh, you tryna get a
picture for the 'gram, huh?

1082
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:02,345
Take-=- take that shit.

1083
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,262
Oh my god.

1084
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,090
Put your damn pants on.

1085
01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:07,747
Alright, alright. Shit, man. You tryna hit
this shit too? At least let me finish first.

1086
01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:10,103
Man, that's megaton's girl,
you dumb-ass nigga.

1087
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:13,710
You better hope and pray he didn't see you
come in here or we all will be getting fucked.

1088
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:14,940
- Hurry up!
- Okay, okay!

1089
01:00:15,821 --> 01:00:20,565
Back up. If anything, this is
between Bella and her boyfriend.

1090
01:00:20,659 --> 01:00:22,115
Are we seriously suggesting

1091
01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:25,444
that che is somehow vaginally
trespassing on another man's property?

1092
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:29,077
So Bella has no sexual agency
or bodily autonomy here?

1093
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,783
Ain't none of us gon' have
bodily autonomy if we dead!

1094
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:41,168
Fuck.

1095
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:42,263
Hey, babe.

1096
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,935
I'll deal with this
fucking whore later.

1097
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:53,354
Right now I'ma have some words
with my gardener real quick.

1098
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:56,103
Alright. Look, he didn't
mean to disrespect you.

1099
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:59,152
He's just a knucklehead.
If he would of knew...

1100
01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,300
Get the fuck out my way, dog.
This don't even concern you.

1101
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,860
Well, I'm making it my concern.

1102
01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:06,990
Why, 'cause you the big homie now? You
fuckin' vouch for him all of a sudden?

1103
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,945
He didn't mean anything.

1104
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,280
We battle rappers.

1105
01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:14,952
We battle each other and disrespect
each other in the ring as rappers.

1106
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:17,958
But to come to my house,
and fuck my girl?

1107
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:21,917
You disrespected me as a man. So now
we goin' have to handle that as men.

1108
01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:26,847
If you wanna throw hands,
we can throw hands.

1109
01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,178
But you gon' keep them guns out.

1110
01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:31,555
Oh we gon' do a lot more
than throw hands, motherfucker.

1111
01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:35,313
I'ma see you...

1112
01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:38,687
In that ring.

1113
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,939
It ain't gon' be no straight
rap shit though, you feel me?

1114
01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:44,614
That's cool.

1115
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:48,285
Me and you got a problem as men. We
battle as men, not just as rappers.

1116
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,077
- That's cool.
- Straight up.

1117
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:50,745
We could do that.

1118
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:52,038
Understood.

1119
01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:54,287
- Right?
- Yup.

1120
01:01:59,174 --> 01:02:01,586
I'm... I'm sorry, a rap battle?

1121
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:05,293
You wanna solve this
with a rap battle?

1122
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:06,924
Shut the fuck up.

1123
01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:10,633
No, I'm over here pissing my pants.
That actually might be literal.

1124
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:13,434
Thinking I'm surrounded by
straight-up gangsters packing heat,

1125
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:17,560
about to blow my brains all over
this lovely interior decor, but no.

1126
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:23,153
You think the most street way to
deal with this is with a rap battle!

1127
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:27,199
That thing where a bunch of grown-ass men
get together in a room, call each other gay

1128
01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,889
and come up with make-believe ways we're
totally going to kill each other.

1129
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:34,532
I mean, is that not the corniest shit you've ever
heard in your life? Is that thing even real?

1130
01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:36,082
We was just leaving.

1131
01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:39,791
Great to meet you all!
Come on up to Berkeley sometime.

1132
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:41,997
We settle beef with
word debates there too!

1133
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:45,125
Can you believe
how ridiculous that was?

1134
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,927
To take this silly insult
game we play so seriously.

1135
01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:51,574
1 mean, I love it, but come on. I thought we
were in a life or death situation back there!

1136
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:52,643
Wooo! Stop the car.

1137
01:02:52,727 --> 01:02:55,414
Oh, yeah? You want to grab a drink? Ooo,
we should do a toast to che's big battle.

1138
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:58,851
Stop the fuckin' car! I'm
having a fuckin' panic attack!

1139
01:02:58,942 --> 01:02:59,942
Oh!

1140
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:12,577
I'm sorry, man. I have anxiety
myself, I know how it is.

1141
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:17,908
And that was an insane situation. I
just figured you had a handle on it.

1142
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:22,287
Why? 'Cause I'm black, so I'm supposed
to be in the streets like that?

1143
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,877
I'm a fuckin' video
game designer, dog.

1144
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,220
You're what?

1145
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,796
Oh, this is you fucking with me.

1146
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,465
No. I'hat's on my
daughter's life.

1147
01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,806
You have a daughter?

1148
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:41,731
So, the... the slang,
the accent. It's... it's an act.

1149
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:44,560
This ain't no act. You never heard
a code-switchin', mah'fucka?

1150
01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:47,111
Right. Of course.

1151
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,054
Sorry, I didn't mean to make any
assumptions. I just thought that you...

1152
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,278
Look, I know what you thought.

1153
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,787
You think I need a white boy to
tell me what he thought of me?

1154
01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:59,658
Battle rap is not boxing,
it's a street fight.

1155
01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:00,855
You won't just
get your jaw broke,

1156
01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:03,461
you got someone right in your
face trying to tear you apart.

1157
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:06,164
Your job, your girl, dick pics
you sent in high school.

1158
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:07,590
It's fair game.

1159
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:10,760
That's why I keep my private
business actually private.

1160
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,384
And I never use personals
on my opponents, neither.

1161
01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:17,016
I just talk about shooting them.

1162
01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,608
Okay.

1163
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:24,818
What is that?

1164
01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:29,862
Look... front, back,
front, salute. Got it?

1165
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:32,444
Got it!

1166
01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:36,119
Aight. That was great. We got a long
way to Oakland to work on that.

1167
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:37,241
Shit!

1168
01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:39,614
What time is it?

1169
01:04:50,678 --> 01:04:51,793
Hey, um...

1170
01:04:52,972 --> 01:05:00,595
Do you think since we're going back to your
place anyway that I... I could... stay, at...?

1171
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,440
I got you.

1172
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,063
This is awesome, man.

1173
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,649
I'm honestly surprised.

1174
01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:17,156
You would be surprised.
You a racist piece of shit.

1175
01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:20,410
Yeah, I know.
I'm trying hard not to be.

1176
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,365
I believe you really think that.

1177
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:27,454
Look, before we get up there, my wife got a
problem with people calling me my rap name.

1178
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,169
So call me osiris. Or oz.

1179
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:34,127
Your real name is osiris? =yeah.

1180
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,383
But your rap name is behn?

1181
01:05:37,058 --> 01:05:38,058
Yeah.

1182
01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:40,185
Okay.

1183
01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:44,061
Man, I can hear the
racist shit you thinking.

1184
01:05:45,483 --> 01:05:49,271
Everything is good, you know. Man,
my wife make the best burnt bacon ever.

1185
01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:50,898
- Yeah?
- Yeah, man.

1186
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,146
Boy, take that hat off.

1187
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:56,358
Can I be done now?

1188
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:58,951
Give me one more bite, baby.

1189
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:04,658
No, no, no, no, no, give
me one bigger than that!

1190
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,410
There you go.
Now you're done, okay?

1191
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:10,466
Oz?

1192
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,086
Igotit. Ll gotit. I got it.

1193
01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:16,011
Hey, baby. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
There you go. There you go.

1194
01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:17,897
Just how we practiced,
okay? Big deep breaths.

1195
01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:22,971
Yeah. - Think of it like you're
breathing down into your tummy.

1196
01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:26,722
In and out.

1197
01:06:27,358 --> 01:06:28,358
In

1198
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,319
And out.

1199
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:31,987
There you go.

1200
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:38,817
- Your feeling better?
- Mmm-hmm.

1201
01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,073
You wanna go watch
a little TV? Okay.

1202
01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,614
Come on, okay. Daddy
will take you, c'mon.

1203
01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:48,459
- Wwhat my baby wanna watch, hmm?
- Austin and ally!

1204
01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,502
I like that one too,
I'll watch it with you.

1205
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,630
Cystic fibrosis.

1206
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:54,833
She's had it since she was born.

1207
01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:59,171
Her lungs get clogged up and it just
makes it hard for her to breathe.

1208
01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:01,802
That's really tough.

1209
01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:03,810
I'm sorry.

1210
01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:11,066
So, Adam, what do you do? I mean besides
appropriate black culture for your livelihood.

1211
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:13,063
That's hilarious.

1212
01:07:14,739 --> 01:07:16,730
Oh. Okay. I'm a student.

1213
01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:18,398
English lit major.

1214
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:22,077
I'm actually more interested in what
behn... oz does, to be honest with you.

1215
01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:24,654
Video game design.
How did you get into that?

1216
01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:29,288
I stabbed a video game
designer and took his laptop.

1217
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,379
Really?

1218
01:07:31,089 --> 01:07:33,296
What's wrong with you?
I went to college.

1219
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:37,630
And do they, uh... know?

1220
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,926
About the battle rap?

1221
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:40,866
- Yeah.
- And they're cool with it?

1222
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:43,973
With a black guy being a rapper?
Well, you know what, I'ma be honest.

1223
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,143
It does get annoying sometime
when you're working on an fps

1224
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,959
and then you got all these dudes coming
up to you asking you details about a gun.

1225
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:51,961
Well, it's great that your wife
is so supportive of you battling.

1226
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,021
- Why wouldn't I?
- It's just my girlfriend isn't.

1227
01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:55,752
'Cause of all the
woman-bashing and stuff.

1228
01:07:55,780 --> 01:08:00,069
I just thought you may be against it because
it portrays a certain... negative image.

1229
01:08:03,371 --> 01:08:07,239
I see we got no "respectability politics"
ass motherfucker at the table.

1230
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:09,164
- No, no, I got it.
- A'ight.

1231
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:12,585
You really want to sit here and
spout off about "negative image,"

1232
01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:16,415
when we both know that no
matter how much money he makes,

1233
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:17,874
no matter how "well" he speaks,

1234
01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:19,800
no matter how many
suits he puts on,

1235
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:23,004
he can still go out and get shot in the
street by the police for no reason.

1236
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,139
That I can have the same fate?
That my daughter can?

1237
01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:28,434
So if he's gonna make
money by battling,

1238
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:31,433
and put food on this here table, with
the talents that god has given him,

1239
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:32,876
oh, you damn right
I'ma support him.

1240
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,962
No matter how many of y'all
little white boys come up in here

1241
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:37,193
talking about how
"negative" it might be.

1242
01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:40,926
But you live in rockridge, the
safest neighborhood in Oakland...

1243
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:45,740
Damn it! 1 can't believe I just had to blacksplain
some shit to you in my own damn house.

1244
01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:49,414
Maybe that's all white people need, is
just to have someone explain stuff to us.

1245
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:53,664
So it's not enough that this country was
literally built off of our oppression,

1246
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:55,370
but now that we get
an iota of freedom,

1247
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:59,708
we gotta go explaining that same
oppression back to y'all? No.

1248
01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:02,418
Not tonight, Satan. I need
to go make me some tea.

1249
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:03,930
And oz...

1250
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:08,095
I love you, but if you think
that mc micro-agression here

1251
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,183
is spending one night
under this here roof,

1252
01:09:10,271 --> 01:09:12,478
both of y'all can go find
yourselves a hotel room

1253
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:15,147
where you can discuss
"black-on-black crime" together.

1254
01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,186
She bodied you, nigga.

1255
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:28,199
I felt bad when it was a black guy,
but look at all his privilege.

1256
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:31,247
White kids choosing to be homeless
so they can act like kerouac

1257
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,370
are the reason we don't
have communism.

1258
01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:40,527
Actually, the reason
we don't have communism

1259
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:42,154
is your undermining
of the interracial solidarity

1260
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,009
and class conscioushess
of the proletariat.

1261
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:47,134
And you look like you'd smoke
pumpkin spice out a junkie's pipe!

1262
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,308
Adam.

1263
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,400
Hey, babe.

1264
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,980
I was hoping we could talk, now that
we've had a chance to cool off.

1265
01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:03,859
Hmm. It's funny. This is exactly
what your father said you would do.

1266
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:06,027
You talked to my dad?

1267
01:10:06,828 --> 01:10:08,193
About our relationship?

1268
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,827
Well, he had some
prescient insights, actually.

1269
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:14,353
He pointed out the parallels with dmitry
and Katya in the brothers Kara...

1270
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:16,188
This conversation is really,
really important to me.

1271
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,248
Can you hold on a second?
I have to take this call.

1272
01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:20,083
Yo.

1273
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:22,005
Yo, Adam, what's goody?

1274
01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,093
Hunnid gramz!

1275
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:25,794
This is awesome. It's an honor.

1276
01:10:25,888 --> 01:10:27,753
Aight, word.
Check it out, right.

1277
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:31,592
We got an event end of the month where
we settin' up megaton versus che

1278
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:33,288
to deal with all this
beef out here, okay.

1279
01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:38,602
And I thought it'd be extra dope to have
a co-headliner: Adam versus behn grym.

1280
01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,104
Can you hold on a sec?

1281
01:10:43,156 --> 01:10:45,738
I have a huge opportunity.
Huge for us.

1282
01:10:45,825 --> 01:10:49,443
Is it your window of opportunity
for begging for my forgiveness?

1283
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:50,652
You don't understand...

1284
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:54,786
I don't understand. I don't even know
who the hell you are right now. Do you?

1285
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,251
One sec.

1286
01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:58,659
Gramz?

1287
01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:00,962
Dude, you playing
hardball, huh? Tell you what.

1288
01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:04,006
You take the match, I got
five racks for y'all. Each.

1289
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:06,209
It's not about the money.

1290
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,129
I'nis could be the biggest
match of your career.

1291
01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:12,215
People always wanna see the
master face his protégé, okay.

1292
01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:14,596
If you go off, you
a legend for life.

1293
01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:18,558
Okay. I'll take the battle.

1294
01:11:19,025 --> 01:11:20,025
What battle?

1295
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:21,902
Maya!

1296
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,936
The lifelong battle
of winning back your trust?

1297
01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:26,031
I'm hanging up now.

1298
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:28,572
No, no, no, don't. I'll
get rid of the other call.

1299
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:31,864
Okay, it's just you
and me now, I promise.

1300
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:34,195
Woah. I'm just
offerin" a match-up.

1301
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:35,905
Wait, who is this?

1302
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,616
Hunnid fuckin'
gramz, town bizness.

1303
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:41,418
Look, there ain't no "you and
me" all of a sudden, okay.

1304
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:42,546
I mean, you got some shit,

1305
01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:46,549
but I ain't tryna make a funny white boy
my flagship artist or nothing. No offense.

1306
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:50,678
Yo. I mean, hey. I mean, who...?

1307
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:52,471
So the other call is gone?

1308
01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,059
Right.

1309
01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,062
Okay, babe.

1310
01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:58,269
It's done.

1311
01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,625
What the fuck you call me?

1312
01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:02,106
Uh, you "the fuck” called me.

1313
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:03,933
What you doin'
with your voice now?

1314
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:06,940
Offer a white boy some money
and y'all get weird as shit.

1315
01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:09,488
I think I... accidentally
merged the two calls.

1316
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,486
Adam? Who is this?

1317
01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,784
Ohhh, so you really is a bitch.

1318
01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:15,281
Yo, your voice sound sexy.

1319
01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:18,372
I like a woman who sounds like she
'bout to make my ass pay alimony.

1320
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,164
Oh, my god.

1321
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:21,438
Pig. And I am not saying
that because you're black.

1322
01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:23,774
And I'm not even assuming that
you are black. Damn it, Adam,

1323
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:26,005
why do you always
make me sound so racist?

1324
01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:30,210
That's a keeper, bruh, f'real
f'real. So what's good with the battle?

1325
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:33,008
I'm not doing any more battles.

1326
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:34,641
Ever again.

1327
01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:36,434
I'm out.

1328
01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:41,100
I just lost my girlfriend for
good, I got beat up by a vegan,

1329
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:45,024
and I'm sleeping on a fucking park
bench, all because of battle rap.

1330
01:12:45,945 --> 01:12:48,027
And you guys don't
even take me seriously.

1331
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:52,490
Plus, everywhere I go people
think I'm some Neo-Nazi racist.

1332
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:57,321
It's just like I'm walking around yelling
"chink, kike, gook, spic, faggot, raghead"...

1333
01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:07,589
I've been getting reports of a homeless man
on this bench verbally accosting passersby.

1334
01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:10,211
What can you tell me about this?

1335
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:13,674
I haven't seen anyone.

1336
01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:15,842
I should get to class.

1337
01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,616
Maya. Can I... can I talk
to you for a sec?

1338
01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:39,912
You left her stranded in a Los Angeles
ghetto. She has nothing to say to you.

1339
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:42,365
She left me stranded!
That's not important right now.

1340
01:13:42,460 --> 01:13:45,063
Look, Maya, I just want you to know
that I'm quitting rap battling.

1341
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,578
For real. It made me into a
complete asshole. I totally get it.

1342
01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:51,541
Alright, everyone. As you know, we have
subject thesis presentations today.

1343
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:55,299
A brave soul among you
has volunteered to go first.

1344
01:13:55,389 --> 01:13:56,389
Maya.

1345
01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:59,632
Oh, please, don't give me
the sad puppy dog act.

1346
01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:01,496
I know you think you're
the hero of the story,

1347
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,182
and that I'm just the cliche
controlling bitch girlfriend

1348
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,729
who the audience
is supposed to hate.

1349
01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:09,650
But have you ever stopped to think
I might be a bitch with a point?

1350
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:11,965
That the real problem here isn't
the tone of what I'm saying

1351
01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:13,695
but it's the content
of what you've said?

1352
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:17,783
Ugh! Your life fails
the bechdel test.

1353
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:20,156
Yasss, bitch. Mmm, get it.

1354
01:14:20,247 --> 01:14:21,516
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1355
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:22,620
Thanks, mister Kendall.

1356
01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:25,658
So the subject of my thesis

1357
01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:31,373
is "the cultural legitimization of white
racism in America as free expression."

1358
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:32,861
I plan to trace this idea

1359
01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:36,844
from its emergence in the mid-20th century,
when racism became less forthright...

1360
01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:41,135
Look, I understand
where you coming from.

1361
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:46,061
I wanna quit this shit half the time too. And
you think I really wanna battle a homie?

1362
01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:49,857
It's five gs on the line. And I know
my family could really use that money.

1363
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:52,185
We got a few unexpected
bills for grace.

1364
01:14:53,114 --> 01:14:56,277
I'm not gonna bore you with that.
I'm just asking you, as a friend.

1365
01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:57,732
Would you please
take the battle?

1366
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:01,570
Why are you even talking to that "I
don't see color” type racist ass bum?

1367
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:06,158
I told you, young white privilege ain't
trying to help nobody but his damn self.

1368
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:08,163
Old dumb motherfucker.

1369
01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:09,710
Context is battle rap.

1370
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:12,960
Now what started as an authentic
African-American experience

1371
01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:16,793
has been co-opted, like so many
other things, by white supremacists

1372
01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:23,474
as a space to say obscenely racist
things under the guise of "competition."

1373
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,311
Trigger warning.

1374
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:30,356
In addition to its vile racism,
this video contains transphobia,

1375
01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:33,401
slut shaming, and an
enormous douchebag.

1376
01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:38,902
Even Asian bitches won't fuck you.
That means you're hella frail.

1377
01:15:38,993 --> 01:15:41,985
Ordering tuna at Sushi is the
only time you get yellow tail.

1378
01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,195
You just take a little
cut from the trees.

1379
01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:47,999
'Cause you really don't know what you're
fucking with like you had a one-night stand.

1380
01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:49,245
In Thailand!

1381
01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:53,166
Faggot!

1382
01:15:59,597 --> 01:16:01,462
The f-slur, Adam? Really?

1383
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,718
That's not only offensive,
it's offensively basic.

1384
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:07,080
You can bet your guilao ass that every Asian
on campus is going to know about this.

1385
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:10,392
Well, I thought it was hilarious. I don't
even mind that you used that word.

1386
01:16:10,483 --> 01:16:12,690
You've always been
a faggot to me.

1387
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:13,777
Thank you.

1388
01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:23,859
And I wish you...

1389
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:27,159
- Oh, I can come back, if you're busy.
- No, come on in.

1390
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:28,917
Have a seat.

1391
01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:32,629
What are you doing here?

1392
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:39,175
I was wondering if I could stay
with you for a few days.

1393
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:42,055
No.

1394
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:44,672
Why do... why do
you smell like cocoa butter?

1395
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,647
Well, I spent the last week
sleeping on a bench.

1396
01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:51,141
The last homeless guy left a bottle there.
My skin was all dry. You know what I mean.

1397
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,188
I don't mean you, I just mean,
because you're a nurse.

1398
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,145
I'm the Dean of this school.

1399
01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:06,657
So after Maya showed that video of your
"battle" in class yesterday, that went viral.

1400
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:10,410
The administration is now under
a lot of pressure to act.

1401
01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:14,210
You know how sensitive the climate
is towards racism and appropriation.

1402
01:17:14,296 --> 01:17:18,289
And your performance
was downright iggy azalean.

1403
01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:20,612
Why does the school care about
what I do in my private life?

1404
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,467
It's 2018, there is
no private life.

1405
01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:26,179
The university cannot
afford a scandal right now.

1406
01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:30,263
The Asian American association is ready
to turn this into bien dien phu,

1407
01:17:30,354 --> 01:17:32,845
and the Jewish law
students' association

1408
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:35,602
is already filing a harassment
lawsuit against the campus.

1409
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,520
I didn't say anything
about Jewish people.

1410
01:17:37,611 --> 01:17:39,631
Well, that may well be,
but many members of the jsla

1411
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:42,271
are dating members of the Asian
American association.

1412
01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:45,950
So what do you have against
interracial relationships?

1413
01:17:46,036 --> 01:17:46,741
Huh?

1414
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:51,914
And there's the added visibility
factor of me being your father.

1415
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:55,744
Like it or not, people notice
when Kylo Ren has a force tantrum

1416
01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:58,500
because he's Han Solo's son.
Sorry, Dean. Spoilers.

1417
01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:01,253
I know this looks bad, but
it's all for my thesis subject,

1418
01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:02,983
which is on the use
of the word "nigga"...

1419
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:04,133
Excuse me?

1420
01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:08,590
Sorry, behn grym told me that it's
more respectful to say "nigga."

1421
01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:12,685
The rock monster
from the fantastic four

1422
01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,437
said you could us the n-word?

1423
01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:17,942
He's black.

1424
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:22,569
- I gotta go to class.
- Actually, you don't.

1425
01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,718
Effectively immediately, your
scholarship is being... “What?

1426
01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:30,078
Thirty years in academia, and every man still
thinks his balls have the right to interrupt me.

1427
01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:34,157
I said that effective immediately
your scholarship is being suspended.

1428
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:37,243
Don't look at me. I gotta think
about my own situation here.

1429
01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:39,829
If I'm seen publicly supporting
your comments,

1430
01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:42,666
I'll be like the next "insert whatever
the Internet is mad at today."

1431
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,920
So you're disowning me?

1432
01:18:44,011 --> 01:18:46,093
Adam, use a less plutocratic
word than disowning.

1433
01:18:46,180 --> 01:18:49,889
I'm not a racist. How... how can you judge
someone based off one clip on YouTube?

1434
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:51,431
Because I wrote the book.

1435
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:53,269
Several.

1436
01:18:57,441 --> 01:19:02,561
"People pay for what they do, and still more
for what they allow themselves to become."

1437
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:04,857
James Baldwin.

1438
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,677
And to quote a more contemporary
African-American writer,

1439
01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:09,783
that was the realest
shit he ever wrote.

1440
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:16,082
Well if karamazov did commit patricide,
then I wouldn't be that surprised.

1441
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:18,159
That's precisely
the rhetoric I can't abide.

1442
01:19:18,254 --> 01:19:21,087
Well, I am being bastardized.

1443
01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:23,880
Are you trying to satirize?

1444
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,675
If I did, then would
you be satisfied?

1445
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,673
Stop rhyming, you little shit!

1446
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,930
This family is fucked up.

1447
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:50,366
We will not allow our campus
to become free ground for racists!

1448
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:53,601
Safe space, not hate space!

1449
01:19:53,664 --> 01:19:55,325
Asian Americans against Adam!

1450
01:19:55,416 --> 01:20:00,911
We will not excuse horrific
racist slander just because it rhymes!

1451
01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:04,668
Intolerance will
not be tolerated!

1452
01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,421
There he is! Remember,
this is a peaceful protest.

1453
01:20:08,512 --> 01:20:11,504
Resist the understandable urge
to tear his limbs from his body.

1454
01:20:11,598 --> 01:20:13,884
- Go jerk off to anime!
- Delete your account.

1455
01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:19,391
You've got everybody out here getting our
culture fucked up. Again. Thanks for that.

1456
01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:20,971
Get woke, cocksucker.

1457
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:24,569
Behn?

1458
01:20:25,195 --> 01:20:27,060
I'm in. Let's do it.

1459
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,068
Oakland! Is y'all in here?

1460
01:20:32,453 --> 01:20:36,537
The main events we got comin' up are gonna
be institutionalized for their insanity,

1461
01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:41,788
but don't sleep on the two dope-ass
spitters that we got right here, right now.

1462
01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:44,791
Now, I know you heard
all the jokes about Asian men

1463
01:20:44,882 --> 01:20:46,964
never gettin' together
with black women,

1464
01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:51,841
but fuck that, we did it, y'all. Kbl
breakin' down all type of barriers, ya dig?

1465
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:54,015
You ready for this?

1466
01:20:55,434 --> 01:20:56,514
I hope so.

1467
01:20:57,144 --> 01:20:59,180
This is a special
one-round matchup.

1468
01:20:59,772 --> 01:21:03,606
Both rappers requested this, so you
know it's gonna be some cold ass shit.

1469
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,728
Rapper on my right,
state your name.

1470
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:08,982
Devine Wright, 'cause I'm the
motherfuckin' queen of this shit!

1471
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:12,822
Nervous rapper on the left,
state your name, soldier.

1472
01:21:12,910 --> 01:21:15,242
Prospek, representing
k-town, Los Angeles.

1473
01:21:15,329 --> 01:21:16,489
Stand the fuck up!

1474
01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:19,905
Looking like you drank from
the wrong grail or some shit.

1475
01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:21,793
You good?

1476
01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:23,371
I'm good.

1477
01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:27,171
Respect for taking the match.
Check should definitely help.

1478
01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:31,709
Grace, she's doing good. This should be
good for you, man, I hope you kill it.

1479
01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:33,635
I can't wait to see
what you've got.

1480
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:37,510
Right. I got some shit.
Either way we goin' be boys.

1481
01:21:38,769 --> 01:21:41,351
After all, you don't
do personals, right?

1482
01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:42,438
Right.

1483
01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,270
Bet you do your thing.

1484
01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:57,444
Now devine chose to go first, so it's
all on you, queen, let's get it.

1485
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,997
Fuck this Asian motherfucker!

1486
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:06,669
Fuck this kamikaze plane,
tamagotchi playin'.

1487
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,746
Shots of saki takin'
motherfucker.

1488
01:22:08,841 --> 01:22:09,841
What the fuck?

1489
01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:11,832
Ooh, I get it.

1490
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,918
Fuck Lucy liu and sulu too.

1491
01:22:14,805 --> 01:22:19,549
Fuck your ninja stars, your Subaru,
fuck Buddha and confucius too.

1492
01:22:20,727 --> 01:22:24,845
Wait, actually I don't know if I should be rhyming
all that, I don't know how China attacks.

1493
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,431
I'm not trying to get a cyber-attack
or trying to get hacked.

1494
01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:28,686
He's disrespectful!

1495
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:31,097
If you were on your death bed
and saw your life in a flash.

1496
01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:35,148
It would be you designing an app, dining
on cats, and doing science and math.

1497
01:22:35,242 --> 01:22:38,985
- What the fuck is he doing?
- This fool is killing himself right now!

1498
01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,071
Samurais take this hari-kari
shit seriously, bruh!

1499
01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:45,704
Your family's either making civics
or has a nail and facial business.

1500
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:48,160
I'm surprised the movie crash
didn't have more asians in it

1501
01:22:48,255 --> 01:22:50,496
that's foul. That's foul.

1502
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:52,297
Why is it so hard
for you to drive?

1503
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:55,876
I seen crouching tiger, hidden dragon,
you motherfuckers used to fly.

1504
01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:59,509
You know what you call goin'
with an Asian on a uber ride?

1505
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,386
What's that? =suicide!

1506
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:05,636
If I cut your voice box
I bet you'd bleed soy sauce.

1507
01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:09,144
When you're at the arcade they mistakin'
your eyes for the coin slots.

1508
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:15,070
This Asian is an overachiever, you be catchin'
more dogs than you can store in the freezer.

1509
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:19,491
Your idea of playing catch is throwing
a cleaver at a golden retriever.

1510
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:24,155
So if I call you arice
farming, bootlegging,

1511
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:27,833
dry cleaning, bad driving piece
of shit and these dudes'll laugh.

1512
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,582
And if you're wondering why I'm
dissing asians, you do the math.

1513
01:23:34,218 --> 01:23:38,803
I don't know what the fuck just happened,
but I love what the fuck just happened.

1514
01:23:38,889 --> 01:23:43,428
Devine, I know you not gonna let him talk to
him, I mean talk to you like that, right?

1515
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:44,053
Hell no.

1516
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,759
A"ight, let's get it then.

1517
01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:53,601
This bitch got at me for being Asian,
mmm... but came with some weak shit.

1518
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:59,691
So now I gotta get on my shit dissing
ladies 'cause that's clearly what she is!

1519
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:07,574
Aln't no vaginoplast' that
can give her a tighter snatch.

1520
01:24:07,668 --> 01:24:11,206
This bitch got a wider gap than the
income between white and black.

1521
01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:14,295
That's a wide gap!
That's a wide gap!

1522
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:19,468
If she ain't giving up the pussy, you
could get sucked then, that's a black ho.

1523
01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:22,388
I said even if she ain't
giving up the pussy,

1524
01:24:22,474 --> 01:24:24,840
you could get sucked in,
that's a black hole!

1525
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:30,808
Before I even let the gun kiss her
I'ma give this bitch a tic tac.

1526
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:31,729
Whoo!

1527
01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:35,150
'Cause I'm brushin' so loud. What
she's spitting got a kickback!

1528
01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:40,693
They be havin' stage fright
when I whip out this dick.

1529
01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:44,151
'Cause it'll make a bitch choke
and then forget how to spit.

1530
01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:48,822
She too ugly to even feed her the d,
the only way a nigga keep her in gs.

1531
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:52,375
If she ayesha curry and her cookin'
make niggas weak in the knees.

1532
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:58,416
She be having welfare babies,
but I give the hustle respect.

1533
01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,627
'Cause we both sonnin'
niggas just for the check!

1534
01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:06,970
I know y'all confused by what we
doin', so check it, we just figured

1535
01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:10,644
we'd flip the same shit we always
hear from you fuck niggas!

1536
01:25:10,731 --> 01:25:14,770
So yo pro, we killed this
shit, we fuckin' em up, nigga.

1537
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,897
And as for the rest of y'all,
you can do them cliché bars.

1538
01:25:17,988 --> 01:25:20,775
But you can't do them
better than us, nigga!

1539
01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:26,322
Devine won that clearly,
no debating.

1540
01:25:26,413 --> 01:25:30,577
Yeah, but she was goin' at herself
basically. So... prospek won?

1541
01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:36,333
Nah, nah, prospek lost, but he was dissin'
asians, so which means he... beat himself?

1542
01:25:36,423 --> 01:25:38,664
We need algebra
for this shit, bruh.

1543
01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:41,237
That's some shit that could only
happen in Oakland, you feel me?

1544
01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:46,096
Make some noise for those fools bodying everybody
within a five-mile radius with that shit!

1545
01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:47,639
That worked out perfect.

1546
01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:49,432
Hell yeah! Your female
bars were crazy.

1547
01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:52,682
Yo, your Asian bars, too. They gon'
make China a no-fly zone for you.

1548
01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:56,106
That shit was wild, bro. Y'all took
me on a roller coaster of emotions.

1549
01:25:56,193 --> 01:25:59,435
I don't know how many people here
got what y'all did. Pure genius.

1550
01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:00,814
Your sensei would be proud, bro.

1551
01:26:01,948 --> 01:26:02,948
Oh, he died.

1552
01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:04,405
Wait... for real?

1553
01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:07,013
Yeah. He got in another fight at the
restaurant and one dude pulled a knife out.

1554
01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:10,154
Roundhoused like four dudes before he
dropped though. Went out like a g.

1555
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:11,746
Respect.

1556
01:26:11,833 --> 01:26:12,993
Dope battle, anyway.

1557
01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:14,950
We gonna need a minute
to recover from that.

1558
01:26:15,045 --> 01:26:21,712
But comin' up next though, we got
my man behn grym versus Adam. Okay?

1559
01:26:21,802 --> 01:26:24,384
Where the hell is Adam at?
Adam, come to the ring.

1560
01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:27,838
Where is Adam? Why is
the white boy on cp time?

1561
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:30,870
You thougnt since I'm a
white boy that he would scare me pale?

1562
01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:34,136
You can'trep the brothers grym,
your life is a fairy tale.

1563
01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:36,167
Get hit with a combo
breaker, the Boston strangler,

1564
01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:40,150
from the casa de vega. You soccer player
slash commentator, "la bamba" singer,

1565
01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:43,424
shout out to all the Spanish armada raiders,
that came through your fuckin' crib

1566
01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:44,779
and took your mom and raped her.

1567
01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:53,457
Good luck.

1568
01:26:58,088 --> 01:27:00,295
This is it, the first
main event of the night.

1569
01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:06,423
Master versus protege. Sensei versus
student. Jedi versus padawan.

1570
01:27:06,513 --> 01:27:08,549
The rapper on my right
needs no introduction.

1571
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:12,178
He's a bay area legend, so put
some respect on his name.

1572
01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:14,934
Behn grym.

1573
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,624
Rapper on my left, he may
need an intro or two...

1574
01:27:16,648 --> 01:27:17,808
Let's just fucking do this.

1575
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:24,236
A'ight. Adam won the coin toss, so
it's two minutes on behn. Let's work.

1576
01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:28,115
Yeah. Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about!

1577
01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:44,920
They talkin' wild out here, like I
ain't better than my own protégé.

1578
01:27:45,719 --> 01:27:49,382
Well, you and megaton
both takin' I's tonight,

1579
01:27:49,473 --> 01:27:51,304
'cause he ain't
even a pro to che!

1580
01:27:54,436 --> 01:27:55,767
And as for Adam,

1581
01:27:56,813 --> 01:28:01,182
the mack'll more than hurt him, you'll
get lowered into an open grave.

1582
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:02,686
You thrift shoppin'.

1583
01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:05,144
You get put in a suit
off some throwaways.

1584
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:08,355
Red-headed bitches is freaks

1585
01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:11,942
'cause me and his mom
known to get wild

1586
01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:16,076
it's more than a metaphor when I treat
this redhead like my stepchild.

1587
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:17,705
He smashed your mom?

1588
01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:19,704
Look at his face!
Look at his face!

1589
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:23,504
And we didn't even make it to the
room, I smashed her in the lobby.

1590
01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:27,959
I'm like a priest at the communion,
I'll turn this cracker into a body!

1591
01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:36,467
He performs spoken word, so after I slam
this poet he'll feel back in his prime.

1592
01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:39,894
'Cause I ain't gotta clap him, I
just snap him after his lines.

1593
01:28:41,191 --> 01:28:44,103
So it was never really right
to call this cat a rookie.

1594
01:28:44,194 --> 01:28:46,810
You know spoken word
is like a dental dam.

1595
01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:49,146
It's just a wrap for pussies.

1596
01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:58,663
His mom and dad is rich, so if we Rob
him it's more than snatchin' a chain.

1597
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:03,039
I'll hit him with the silver spoon so far back
in his mouth, he gets stabbed in the brain.

1598
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:10,838
I'll revoke your hood pass,
make sure you not good in here.

1599
01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:14,968
His last name is merkin, so you
know we got a fake pussy here!

1600
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:19,385
You a culture thief,
a vulture, a leech.

1601
01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:22,892
Why you usin' the voice that black
people use to talk to police?

1602
01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:28,561
You grew up at Broadway and park
place, you not in these streets.

1603
01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:32,773
I'll put the iron to this square
like a monopoly piece!

1604
01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:36,531
He so mad he can't
be black that he's bitter.

1605
01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:42,283
When teachers asked what he wanna be
when he grew up, he answered, "a nigga."

1606
01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:52,172
So, outta spite, he became a klansman, but
black men is what this faggot is in-ta.

1607
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:55,425
How you k. K. K.
When you fuck black men?

1608
01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,181
You the Kardashian sisters!

1609
01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:05,977
All your shit for pro was racist,
but you say you not racist?

1610
01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:07,352
That's some crazy stuff.

1611
01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:10,481
This nigga starts every
sentence he ever say with

1612
01:30:10,572 --> 01:30:12,278
“I hate to be racist, but...”

1613
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:18,948
You a high-in-sait type cracker, when
I'm done with this soft white rapper

1614
01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:23,783
he'll be online after typin'
"all lives matter!"

1615
01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:25,083
Oh my god!

1616
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:29,916
Make some noise!

1617
01:30:34,179 --> 01:30:36,090
Black lives matter, Adam!

1618
01:30:39,643 --> 01:30:40,883
You said my mom's a whore?

1619
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:43,264
- Yeah.
- He did say that. He did say.

1620
01:30:47,525 --> 01:30:48,389
Well, you're right.

1621
01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:51,063
So it's time you got
some viral shots

1622
01:30:51,613 --> 01:30:53,444
'cause if it burns
when you piss now,

1623
01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:56,281
you know why they
call her a fire-crotch!

1624
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,279
He fuckin' you up already, man.

1625
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,576
That boy don't play, man.

1626
01:31:00,664 --> 01:31:04,327
What, what, what, you thought since I'm a
white boy that he would scare me pale?

1627
01:31:04,834 --> 01:31:08,543
You can't rep the brothers grym,
your life is a fairy tale.

1628
01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:12,501
Wow, brother grym.

1629
01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:16,585
You and your wife are on some boy meets
world shit, and she's at best average.

1630
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:20,264
You've been with one bitch your whole
life, don't try to tell me behn's savage.

1631
01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:27,396
He doesn't have a set he's bangin',
he was busy wedding plannin'.

1632
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:32,439
How're you gonna make that bitch topanga
when her pussy looks like topanga canyon!

1633
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:40,651
Is that shit true? You only been with one
bitch? Nigga! You need to experience life!

1634
01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,781
Fuck the guns you
say you pack, man.

1635
01:31:42,872 --> 01:31:44,737
Me and your miss
are knockin' boots.

1636
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,633
And when I'm done
I might kill that prostitute

1637
01:31:46,668 --> 01:31:48,588
like I'm trying to keep
my Grand Theft Auto loot.

1638
01:31:50,171 --> 01:31:54,756
Yeah, she swallows too, she's like
Kirby how she inhales every drop.

1639
01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:58,427
Then I'll do her like metal gear
and put my solid snake in her box!

1640
01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:05,476
You don't own a sole caliber if you
control-a gun it's Nintendo brand.

1641
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:09,061
That's why the block won't fill your
lines like you're in a Tetris jam.

1642
01:32:09,149 --> 01:32:11,356
Where you pulling weapons from?

1643
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:14,435
'Cause you got punked by
megaton without a tec in hand.

1644
01:32:14,529 --> 01:32:18,568
If you really had those big arms, you
would've taken a shot at mega man!

1645
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,782
I know you're probably wondering
why I designed these bars

1646
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:27,034
about video games
for my writtens.

1647
01:32:33,882 --> 01:32:37,966
It's 'cause this motherfucker
designs video games for a livin'!

1648
01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:39,053
Wait. What?

1649
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,965
Tell them the truth, tell them these
gun bars are just bluffing for fame.

1650
01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:48,177
Tell them what you really mean when you
say you're making money from the game!

1651
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:51,388
You ain't going hard in the gutter,
you're dealing with marketing numbers.

1652
01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:55,192
If you got fire power from the pipe
you're playing Mario brothers.

1653
01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:05,653
The closest thing you get to beef is when
kids on x-box trash talk to each other.

1654
01:33:05,747 --> 01:33:07,703
The closest you get to pimpin'

1655
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:11,124
is when you come home and tell
your daughter you love her!

1656
01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:18,457
Oh, shit, y'all didn't know?

1657
01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:20,584
Yeah, he's a family man.

1658
01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:25,593
So if he's talking about sharing cells, it
ain't jail, he's just got a family plan.

1659
01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:30,761
So I'm exposing my own friend,
I'm on that white devil shit.

1660
01:33:30,855 --> 01:33:33,938
I just showed this game designer
what the next level is!

1661
01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:43,448
Sorry, my nigga, but if what he sayin'
true, we riding with the real gangster.

1662
01:33:43,535 --> 01:33:46,777
Ain't finna be over here catching
no stray shrapnel for no frog man?

1663
01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:52,286
Y'all switching sides? Y'all switching
sides? Aw man, that's cold, bruh.

1664
01:33:52,377 --> 01:33:55,289
Ey grym, you wanna
pass the controller,

1665
01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:58,213
or you got something for Adam
mister video game man?

1666
01:33:58,299 --> 01:33:59,755
So you wanna diss my wife?

1667
01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:01,844
Cool.

1668
01:34:02,846 --> 01:34:04,928
1 guess I gotta let
you know what's up.

1669
01:34:05,014 --> 01:34:10,600
For comin' at-her-I'll have bullets
riddlin' your frame, nigga, now focus up!

1670
01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:15,597
I'm a beast to this boy, I'll shoot
at his team and clap whoever.

1671
01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:17,348
Mca, ad-rock.

1672
01:34:17,443 --> 01:34:20,526
Adam'll either die first
or lose his man forever.

1673
01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:28,656
They say he'd kill me, it's over
him the priest say "amen".

1674
01:34:29,330 --> 01:34:33,448
The tables is turned, they
mourning Adam like he dj am!

1675
01:34:35,128 --> 01:34:37,244
Your girl dumped you
over some battle rap shit.

1676
01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:40,121
That's a true story, b.

1677
01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:43,549
So you lost some pussy
to win a battle?

1678
01:34:44,220 --> 01:34:46,176
Only thing fucked
is your priorities.

1679
01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:49,641
He got a point.

1680
01:34:49,726 --> 01:34:53,093
And her name is Maya, like the people
who worshipped gods with savage rites.

1681
01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:57,477
So it's only right that Maya ripped
his heart out like a human sacrifice!

1682
01:34:58,401 --> 01:35:00,062
His dad's a famous writer,

1683
01:35:00,737 --> 01:35:04,446
so wherever you go
his shadow hits you.

1684
01:35:04,532 --> 01:35:07,899
What a surprise. Another
white bitch with daddy issues.

1685
01:35:10,413 --> 01:35:14,952
They say you a dope writer, but you
not the best in your family, is you?

1686
01:35:15,043 --> 01:35:18,535
Shit, if he was to battle with
you, you'd be Marvin gaye.

1687
01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:19,915
Your old man would kill you!

1688
01:35:21,674 --> 01:35:24,632
You a shermanator impersonator,

1689
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:27,131
walkin' around here
with your panties tangled.

1690
01:35:27,639 --> 01:35:31,052
Corniest red-headed bitch in rap
since Jay flipped the Annie sample.

1691
01:35:31,517 --> 01:35:36,978
See, we both got treated like disease
'cause society didn't like us.

1692
01:35:37,523 --> 01:35:39,263
Well fuck that.

1693
01:35:39,359 --> 01:35:42,476
I'd rather have nigger-it is
than ginger-vitis!

1694
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:51,318
See, it was that one time I let
you try sayin' "nigga" fast.

1695
01:35:52,038 --> 01:35:56,907
But it really don't matter if you get a nigga
pass if you ain't felt a nigga's past!

1696
01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,875
If we was to go around
and start killing crackers.

1697
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,167
I'm coming to your college
where you chill, son.

1698
01:36:03,258 --> 01:36:05,874
You thought we wouldn't get
revenge for Mike brown?

1699
01:36:06,552 --> 01:36:08,793
I'll catch you there
and will son.

1700
01:36:10,265 --> 01:36:12,802
Black lives
matter! Black lives matter!

1701
01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:17,055
He did a school
project on battle rap.

1702
01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:20,434
That's the only reason
his hoass got to talk to me.

1703
01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:23,892
So here's my interview
answer, Adam.

1704
01:36:24,821 --> 01:36:26,527
Eat a dick.

1705
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:29,026
And you better quote
that properly!

1706
01:36:31,744 --> 01:36:34,702
Wow. Now we got a battle!
Now we got a battle!

1707
01:36:34,789 --> 01:36:35,995
Behn grym got his balls back.

1708
01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:41,042
I, I, il man, it's back on my white boy.
Let's finish this motherfucker, man!

1709
01:36:43,923 --> 01:36:46,289
You wanna get personal?
Let's get personal.

1710
01:36:46,968 --> 01:36:48,708
His real name is osiris.

1711
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:52,424
That's the Egyptian
death god whose wife is Isis

1712
01:36:52,515 --> 01:36:55,928
which is perfect, 'cause if he's home
late she'll take his fucking head off!

1713
01:36:57,145 --> 01:37:02,014
Yeah my bitch ripped my heart out. At least
that's the only body part I have gone.

1714
01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:02,938
Your bitch?

1715
01:37:03,026 --> 01:37:06,189
Call her LeBron with how easy she
keeps your balls in her palm!

1716
01:37:07,697 --> 01:37:10,063
She's a stuck-up cunt.

1717
01:37:10,992 --> 01:37:13,950
Wherever they go
she makes him pay.

1718
01:37:14,037 --> 01:37:17,700
The way you stunt to stay in the
box, it's like you're David Blaine.

1719
01:37:18,666 --> 01:37:21,658
I just wonder what your ancestors
who were slaves would say.

1720
01:37:21,753 --> 01:37:24,290
'Cause you get cuffed and
whipped by the ball and chain

1721
01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:26,245
till you're fifty
shades of grey!

1722
01:37:27,216 --> 01:37:29,502
Yo, he's goin' in on wifey!

1723
01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:33,052
Hey, man. Holla at me later, I
know a good divorce lawyer, baby.

1724
01:37:33,848 --> 01:37:35,258
But for real,

1725
01:37:36,351 --> 01:37:39,559
I respect how having a family
changed your life's focus.

1726
01:37:39,645 --> 01:37:43,308
Especially after your kid was
diagnosed with cystic fibrosis.

1727
01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:49,979
That's why you did this battle, to
pay for her care with the funds.

1728
01:37:50,865 --> 01:37:52,275
So you're putting
food on her plate.

1729
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:59,537
Too bad you can't
put air in her lungs!

1730
01:38:01,751 --> 01:38:05,585
With every breath she takes, she feels
the sting like it's hard labor.

1731
01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:10,423
She sounds like Darth Vader
choking to death on a jawbreaker.

1732
01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:16,547
The shit she coughs up looks like an abstract
painting, she'll probably be an art major.

1733
01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:22,803
She can't do the most basic parts of
living, it's obvious god hates her!

1734
01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:31,443
And now your battling
career is finished.

1735
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,730
It's running its course.

1736
01:38:33,825 --> 01:38:37,317
It's like your daughter, gasping for
breath and always coming up short.

1737
01:38:38,371 --> 01:38:41,784
You hate the things other men would
love to hear from their daughters.

1738
01:38:41,874 --> 01:38:44,456
Like when she tells you you're
the air that she breathes,

1739
01:38:44,544 --> 01:38:46,876
it means you're
a terrible father!

1740
01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:51,539
So I'll blow my secondhand smoke all
in her face, and it's not a mistake.

1741
01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:54,671
Then I'll flick my cigarette
at her fucking oxygen tank!

1742
01:38:55,263 --> 01:38:58,676
And the gene for her disease
is mostly found in white men.

1743
01:38:58,766 --> 01:39:02,350
So you should have some
questions for your wife then,

1744
01:39:02,437 --> 01:39:05,770
like "why the fuck is
she so light-skinned?"

1745
01:39:07,775 --> 01:39:10,575
Yeah, let me see your "you're not the
father" dance! Let me see it man!

1746
01:39:20,371 --> 01:39:22,953
She came out the pussy
pre-approved for a mortgage.

1747
01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:27,784
Yo, shut the fuck up
when I'm rapping!

1748
01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:34,457
You're trying to be my hypeman, I'd
rather make you Cannon fodder.

1749
01:39:34,552 --> 01:39:38,795
I could beat you in a two-on-two match
if I had his daughter as my partner!

1750
01:39:40,183 --> 01:39:42,515
No, chill out, bro.
We was bigging you up.

1751
01:39:42,602 --> 01:39:46,060
No you shut the fuck up. You're talking
during my rounds. And about his daughter.

1752
01:39:46,147 --> 01:39:48,000
Yo, you talking about his daughter!
What you talkin' 'bout?

1753
01:39:48,024 --> 01:39:49,944
Yeah, but we was in
a battle. Y'all just talking.

1754
01:39:50,067 --> 01:39:51,211
You're talking during my rounds.

1755
01:39:51,235 --> 01:39:53,317
Yo, chill. Keep it rap.
Keep it rap! Keep it rap!

1756
01:39:53,404 --> 01:39:55,941
Yo, we can bein a
fuckin' battle, if you want.

1757
01:39:56,073 --> 01:39:57,843
Since y'all on the same
side, all of a sudden.

1758
01:39:57,867 --> 01:39:59,732
You're calling us out
to battle? Right now?

1759
01:39:59,827 --> 01:40:00,942
If you feel a type of way.

1760
01:40:01,078 --> 01:40:03,765
Yeah we feel some type of way, you talking
about my motherfucking daughter man.

1761
01:40:03,789 --> 01:40:05,950
Let's do it then, nigga.
Fuck is you talkin' 'bout.

1762
01:40:06,042 --> 01:40:09,455
This is some old school
battle type shit, okay.

1763
01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:12,871
We 'bout to have a
freestyle battle, off the top.

1764
01:40:12,965 --> 01:40:17,504
No rules, no time limits.
Make some noise for that!

1765
01:40:21,349 --> 01:40:24,807
Now 40 and bluntz, since y'all called
them out, y'all down to go first?

1766
01:40:24,894 --> 01:40:26,225
We're always man.

1767
01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:27,347
Let's get it in then.

1768
01:40:30,483 --> 01:40:31,518
Adam, right?

1769
01:40:31,984 --> 01:40:33,975
You been soft half your life.

1770
01:40:34,111 --> 01:40:38,650
1 should grab your mics and Jackson, it
don't matter if you're black or white.

1771
01:40:40,076 --> 01:40:44,866
Right now I'm blackin' like
amistad with this fake g-eazy.

1772
01:40:44,956 --> 01:40:46,696
I'm greasy as mama's fried.

1773
01:40:46,791 --> 01:40:48,327
Dollar fries!

1774
01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:49,937
You been piggin' out
in these battles, huh?

1775
01:40:49,961 --> 01:40:51,371
But they ain't get the scoop?

1776
01:40:51,462 --> 01:40:52,462
We cold!

1777
01:40:52,505 --> 01:40:54,621
And anybody hoggin dies!

1778
01:40:57,927 --> 01:40:59,383
What y'all?

1779
01:40:59,470 --> 01:41:01,176
The new em and dre?

1780
01:41:01,264 --> 01:41:03,550
Fake renegades, you been afraid.

1781
01:41:03,641 --> 01:41:08,260
Center stage, and I slay, it's
beyond-sayin' you're lemonade.

1782
01:41:10,439 --> 01:41:14,102
You gon' get this work nigga! You
definitely gon' get this work!

1783
01:41:14,193 --> 01:41:19,938
You started rapping a couple days ago,
and you make games for PlayStation fo'.

1784
01:41:21,576 --> 01:41:25,239
But his gun? PlayStation
one, you gotta wait to load.

1785
01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:27,365
Y'all team seem iffy.

1786
01:41:27,456 --> 01:41:29,538
That's cause they
theme-screen "Disney".

1787
01:41:30,293 --> 01:41:34,127
His jeans scream "hippie" and
his cheeks scream "pinch me".

1788
01:41:34,213 --> 01:41:35,293
They a couple!

1789
01:41:35,381 --> 01:41:37,292
- They a couple?
- That's what I heard.

1790
01:41:37,383 --> 01:41:40,045
So in this battle
y'already fought.

1791
01:41:40,177 --> 01:41:43,669
Tonight it's gonna be some
real awkward pillow talk.

1792
01:41:44,223 --> 01:41:47,886
Nah, nah, nah, they an odd couple,
that's why they not even.

1793
01:41:47,977 --> 01:41:50,764
And if you talk about
my daughter in this battle,

1794
01:41:50,855 --> 01:41:53,847
you'll be the one that's not
breathin', motherfucker!

1795
01:41:58,821 --> 01:42:00,903
Okay, okay.

1796
01:42:07,079 --> 01:42:08,569
You're both so emotional.

1797
01:42:09,248 --> 01:42:12,240
You talk shit then bitch
and whine 'cause I replied?

1798
01:42:12,335 --> 01:42:16,078
I guess this is the future Drake wanted.
What a time to be alive!

1799
01:42:16,631 --> 01:42:20,965
These rounds'll leave ya bleedin',
then let's see how they can talk.

1800
01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:25,587
It's not one for the dead homies when they
see that 40 pouring out on the block!

1801
01:42:25,681 --> 01:42:29,515
You don't need 'caine to move, you
need canes to move, you old has-beens.

1802
01:42:29,602 --> 01:42:32,514
Can't even watch your own matches
without turning on closed captions.

1803
01:42:34,273 --> 01:42:37,060
Both arms in they face,
look like they both dabbin'.

1804
01:42:37,151 --> 01:42:39,563
And even though I'm
white I'll light bluntz up.

1805
01:42:39,654 --> 01:42:41,861
'Cause we don't feel he got
the flavor for dope rappin'!

1806
01:42:41,947 --> 01:42:47,408
See, they pull up, I spot 'em then I
stretch 'em like a personal trainer.

1807
01:42:47,495 --> 01:42:49,110
Then I lift they soul up.

1808
01:42:49,205 --> 01:42:50,820
Like it's a personal savior!

1809
01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,200
I'm not tryna say all that.

1810
01:42:52,291 --> 01:42:53,531
It's my personal favor.

1811
01:42:53,626 --> 01:42:57,619
I'm tryna let these shells out
early, they got perfect behavior!

1812
01:43:00,383 --> 01:43:01,902
Y'all are moving
where you're not wanted.

1813
01:43:01,926 --> 01:43:04,759
That's how I know what it
feels like to be gentrified.

1814
01:43:04,845 --> 01:43:08,303
How you gonna raise your fist at me
like you ain't got a sense of pride?

1815
01:43:08,391 --> 01:43:09,801
I'm not hatin',

1816
01:43:09,892 --> 01:43:11,974
I'm just sayin' you on
that transgender vibe.

1817
01:43:12,061 --> 01:43:15,849
The way you switchin' sides,
ll can see the bitch inside.

1818
01:43:22,196 --> 01:43:27,441
You're a bitch mag, all you do is
talk gossip shit and weight loss.

1819
01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:30,026
'Cause that's the only way these
niggas'd get some flames off.

1820
01:43:30,121 --> 01:43:32,783
Is if we did a face swap!

1821
01:43:32,873 --> 01:43:35,239
Why are you wearing jewelry?
You don't supply drugs.

1822
01:43:35,334 --> 01:43:36,540
And why are you wearing that

1823
01:43:36,627 --> 01:43:39,869
when you're the one that looks
like they got shocked by a plug!

1824
01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:47,422
I'm eminem 'cause I'm
white and can rhyme?

1825
01:43:47,513 --> 01:43:48,719
No, no, no, wait, wait now.

1826
01:43:48,806 --> 01:43:50,926
We talkin® history, then that's
pac and that's biggie.

1827
01:43:51,016 --> 01:43:53,883
The only tragedy is that they
didn't die in their prime.

1828
01:43:53,978 --> 01:43:55,263
Time!

1829
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:06,987
Adam, that was crazy man.

1830
01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:09,190
I mean, I always knew
you was hice with it,

1831
01:44:09,326 --> 01:44:12,910
but I never knew you went
hard like that. Phew. Wow.

1832
01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:14,032
Respect.

1833
01:44:15,291 --> 01:44:17,998
Yo! That daughter shit man.

1834
01:44:18,085 --> 01:44:21,293
When you said you'd blow up her oxygen
tank? That shit was crazy as fuck.

1835
01:44:21,380 --> 01:44:24,087
That's why I watch rap battles!
You bodied his entire family!

1836
01:44:24,175 --> 01:44:25,175
Respect.

1837
01:44:27,011 --> 01:44:29,377
That battle was awesome.
That two-on-two?

1838
01:44:29,930 --> 01:44:33,764
People are going to be talking about that
forever. We should do some more of those.

1839
01:44:34,602 --> 01:44:36,092
Yeah, if the paper's right.

1840
01:44:36,937 --> 01:44:40,930
If shit got that heated between
friends, imagine what's gonna happen

1841
01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:44,768
when we actually put two people in the ring
who don't really fuck with each other.

1842
01:44:45,988 --> 01:44:48,695
Oh man. That's exactly
what's about to happen,

1843
01:44:48,783 --> 01:44:52,776
because the main event of the
epoch is going down right now.

1844
01:44:53,788 --> 01:44:56,325
I'm glad we're cool after
all the shit that I said.

1845
01:44:57,625 --> 01:45:00,742
But it's battle rap.
I knew you'd understand.

1846
01:45:01,462 --> 01:45:02,577
Yeah I understand.

1847
01:45:03,714 --> 01:45:05,079
We ain't cool, though.

1848
01:45:05,174 --> 01:45:09,508
The gun'll interrupt him on stage,
I'll grab the mag-n-yeezy him.

1849
01:45:11,555 --> 01:45:13,511
Oh, my god. Y'all get it?

1850
01:45:13,599 --> 01:45:14,509
We got more!

1851
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:16,761
Iron, minerals, magnesium.

1852
01:45:16,852 --> 01:45:20,310
Interrupt him on stage, grab
the mag and fuckin' yeezy him?

1853
01:45:21,357 --> 01:45:22,847
Y'all need to wake the fuck up.

1854
01:45:22,942 --> 01:45:23,942
You the only one tired.

1855
01:45:24,652 --> 01:45:28,236
What about the two-on-two?
We killed it up there.

1856
01:45:28,322 --> 01:45:32,611
Look, we cool on some rap shit. I respect your
artistry. You can put together some bars.

1857
01:45:33,619 --> 01:45:34,984
But we ain't friends.

1858
01:45:37,915 --> 01:45:39,200
But, it's battle rap.

1859
01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:43,993
You said a bunch of personal stuff about
me. Anything goes in a battle, right?

1860
01:45:44,088 --> 01:45:45,419
Yeah, anything goes.

1861
01:45:45,881 --> 01:45:48,588
But you think your words
don't got fucking consequences?

1862
01:45:48,676 --> 01:45:51,292
Everybody calling you out on your shit.
My girl. Your girl.

1863
01:45:51,387 --> 01:45:53,093
The whole Berkeley student body.

1864
01:45:53,597 --> 01:45:56,088
You keep telling yourself
that they just don't understand,

1865
01:45:56,684 --> 01:45:58,470
so you can feel
like a good person.

1866
01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:00,885
You know what you
need to realize:

1867
01:46:01,897 --> 01:46:03,012
Youre not.

1868
01:46:03,816 --> 01:46:05,932
You are not a good person.

1869
01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:08,983
You're a degenerate scumbag.

1870
01:46:10,322 --> 01:46:11,732
This is where you belong.

1871
01:46:16,871 --> 01:46:18,077
Where are you going?

1872
01:46:21,041 --> 01:46:22,076
Where I belong. Home.

1873
01:46:22,877 --> 01:46:24,208
Home with my family.

1874
01:46:29,633 --> 01:46:34,377
You a muthafuckin' legend, bro! Legends
respect legends. Keep doing your thing.

1875
01:46:34,889 --> 01:46:35,889
You heard.

1876
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:45,263
A'ight, a'ight, ain't I ain't fuckin'
with that? I know what y'all want.

1877
01:46:45,357 --> 01:46:46,813
Check this out, camel-breeder.

1878
01:46:47,902 --> 01:46:52,396
Your ho ain't loyal, she don't
care a bit, motherfucker.

1879
01:46:53,407 --> 01:46:56,695
That's why I fucked yo bitch,
you arabic motherfucker!

1880
01:46:59,288 --> 01:47:01,324
You walked in on us fuckin'.

1881
01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:04,532
She still tried to tell you,
"baby, I'm just flirtin."

1882
01:47:04,627 --> 01:47:11,294
She a porn star, she took out the camera
and said, "baby, I'm just workin!"

1883
01:47:11,383 --> 01:47:13,339
Time! Time!

1884
01:47:13,427 --> 01:47:15,509
Mega, it's on you.

1885
01:47:15,596 --> 01:47:19,214
¢ que Paso, mijo? I'm 'bout to murder
you in front of your own people.

1886
01:47:19,308 --> 01:47:22,516
Grab the chrome eagle and do a
drive-by in front of home depot.

1887
01:47:23,896 --> 01:47:27,263
I don't give a fuck if you're
from ei Salvador or Puerto Rico.

1888
01:47:27,358 --> 01:47:29,064
That don't matter to me, bro.

1889
01:47:29,151 --> 01:47:32,393
'Cause if you can pack 44 of
your folks and your close amigos

1890
01:47:32,529 --> 01:47:35,521
in a little four-door pinto
then you're latino.

1891
01:47:36,158 --> 01:47:38,615
You think I give a fuck
if you and my bitch date?

1892
01:47:39,078 --> 01:47:41,535
And I heard yall kissed,
well that was your mistake

1893
01:47:41,622 --> 01:47:45,410
'cause now you can tell everybody
in the crowd how my dick tastes.

1894
01:47:46,961 --> 01:47:48,701
So what you fucked my bitch?

1895
01:47:48,796 --> 01:47:49,911
So did everyone else.

1896
01:47:50,005 --> 01:47:52,417
And she said you
had a small dick.

1897
01:47:52,508 --> 01:47:55,966
Matter fact, I'ma have
her tell you herself!

1898
01:48:04,144 --> 01:48:08,103
Yo! Yes I fucked this pussy, and yes
I'm a porn star if you can't tell.

1899
01:48:08,190 --> 01:48:10,602
I'd say he satisfied me.

1900
01:48:10,693 --> 01:48:13,856
But I can't
even fake it that well.

1901
01:48:15,364 --> 01:48:18,822
To have a below-average dick, you'd
need to be a couple inches bigger.

1902
01:48:20,744 --> 01:48:22,234
Yo, you thought we was fucking?

1903
01:48:22,329 --> 01:48:24,240
I thought I was being fingered.

1904
01:48:30,963 --> 01:48:33,124
I his better be good, Adam.

1905
01:48:33,215 --> 01:48:35,046
Hey, ba... uh, Maya.

1906
01:48:36,176 --> 01:48:38,713
Thanks for picking up.
I know it's late.

1907
01:48:39,555 --> 01:48:43,844
And I'm also probably the last person you
expected to or wanted to talk to right now.

1908
01:48:43,934 --> 01:48:49,179
But there's just something I really need
to say to you. So please, just listen.

1909
01:48:50,649 --> 01:48:51,710
This shit is fuckin' rigged.

1910
01:48:51,734 --> 01:48:54,495
You're gonna just let him walk in
with fuckin' special fuckin' guests?

1911
01:48:54,737 --> 01:48:56,147
This is the wave now?

1912
01:48:56,238 --> 01:48:58,604
Fuckin' battles with guest
fuckin' versus, man?

1913
01:48:58,699 --> 01:49:02,362
This is some bullshit, man.
Fuck that. I'm out this bitch.

1914
01:49:02,453 --> 01:49:03,453
You lost anyway!

1915
01:49:03,537 --> 01:49:07,155
I completely understand why you did
what you did with the powerpoint.

1916
01:49:07,249 --> 01:49:08,659
And I... I forgive you.

1917
01:49:09,835 --> 01:49:11,996
I deserve it, even.

1918
01:49:12,087 --> 01:49:16,501
God, I was so terrible. To you, to
our friends, to the whole world.

1919
01:49:19,636 --> 01:49:22,298
What I've realized
is... is... is that...

1920
01:49:23,182 --> 01:49:24,513
You... you were right.

1921
01:49:26,101 --> 01:49:30,219
When you said that this wasn't me. I'm not
this person. I'm not like those guys.

1922
01:49:31,523 --> 01:49:37,234
The best version of myself, the... the real
version of myself, is when I was with you.

1923
01:49:39,281 --> 01:49:41,067
You make me a better person.

1924
01:49:41,784 --> 01:49:43,194
You make me me.

1925
01:49:45,329 --> 01:49:47,866
Maya, I want to be with you
for the rest of my life.

1926
01:49:49,333 --> 01:49:54,919
With no more time off or
mistakes or wrong directions.

1927
01:49:57,299 --> 01:50:00,211
Maya, what I'm
trying to say is...

1928
01:50:01,261 --> 01:50:02,467
Will you marry me?

1929
01:50:03,972 --> 01:50:05,678
You want to get married?

1930
01:50:06,558 --> 01:50:08,014
Yes, yes!

1931
01:50:08,102 --> 01:50:11,185
More than anything
else in the world, yes.

1932
01:50:13,190 --> 01:50:15,351
Are you out
of your fucking mind?

1933
01:50:15,442 --> 01:50:20,232
Delete my number, you fucking
racist homophobic misogynist fuck!

1934
01:50:20,322 --> 01:50:22,108
And stay the fuck away from me!

1935
01:50:25,828 --> 01:50:30,117
My opponent quit like a coward, so I
guess I gotta start killin' his squad.

1936
01:50:30,207 --> 01:50:33,449
Starting with this bitch over
here looking like biggie Mina, j.

1937
01:50:35,212 --> 01:50:37,168
Ho, you look like rah digga.

1938
01:50:37,256 --> 01:50:39,963
- Bitch, I will bury your ass!
- If she was crossed with Godzilla,

1939
01:50:41,135 --> 01:50:44,343
a white dude, an Asian,
a black girl, and a Mexican.

1940
01:50:44,429 --> 01:50:47,717
Who the fuck y'all supposed to be,
the united colors of benetton?

1941
01:50:47,808 --> 01:50:49,924
Man, it's like the rap version
of the village people.

1942
01:50:50,018 --> 01:50:51,303
Chill, chill!

1943
01:50:51,395 --> 01:50:53,010
Get the fuck outta
my face, gramz!

1944
01:50:53,105 --> 01:50:57,690
Shut the fuck up! Anyone of you
motherfucks. Little punk-ass chumps.

1945
01:50:57,776 --> 01:50:59,107
Somebody get this crazy ass out.

1946
01:50:59,194 --> 01:51:01,901
I'll battle any of y'all at once.
Tell behn what's up!

1947
01:51:01,989 --> 01:51:04,776
What's up mag, what's up bluntz,
I'll fuck both of you up!

1948
01:51:05,534 --> 01:51:08,241
It's another 40 mag. -
Y'all ain't nothing but chumps.

1949
01:51:08,328 --> 01:51:11,912
Every single one of you fucks. I thought
Adam you was a freestyler, right?

1950
01:51:11,999 --> 01:51:16,709
Then show me what's up. C'mon bitch show
me what's up, you little fuckin' worm.

1951
01:51:16,795 --> 01:51:18,875
- Let's get it, you geeky-ass dweeb.
- Adam, come on.

1952
01:51:18,922 --> 01:51:23,837
You little fuckin® dick suckin' McLovin. Come
show me some of those freestyles, you fuck boy.

1953
01:51:23,927 --> 01:51:26,589
Man, I ain't the
fuckin' kid to step to.

1954
01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:29,763
You see this? It's that
look you have on your face

1955
01:51:29,850 --> 01:51:32,637
when you've been crying all day
because your bitch just left you.

1956
01:51:33,228 --> 01:51:37,312
Maybe it's 'cause she found your boy George
tapes and realized that you go both ways.

1957
01:51:37,399 --> 01:51:41,062
Or maybe it's no one wants to procreate
with your macaulay culkin traits

1958
01:51:41,153 --> 01:51:45,066
and have a kid born one day with the
same pointy nose and oval-shaped

1959
01:51:45,157 --> 01:51:48,399
Topher grace slash Norman
bates-looking bony face.

1960
01:51:49,536 --> 01:51:51,902
They got me all the way out
here in the golden state

1961
01:51:51,997 --> 01:51:55,285
battling with the same little white
bitch that Tupac and Kobe raped!

1962
01:51:57,586 --> 01:51:58,586
What?

1963
01:51:59,546 --> 01:52:03,334
Before this cracker learned about the
black panthers through his dad's lectures

1964
01:52:03,425 --> 01:52:06,633
he wanted to be a klan member
but he found out he can't enter

1965
01:52:06,720 --> 01:52:08,840
'cause they didn't accept
people that are transgender.

1966
01:52:09,681 --> 01:52:10,545
Yeah.

1967
01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:13,678
For setting this up, fuck you
too, I don't trust you either

1968
01:52:13,810 --> 01:52:17,394
you should know the only reason that he wants
to be here is "cause he got jungle fever

1969
01:52:17,481 --> 01:52:20,439
looking like Justin bieber
in a fucking muscle t-shirt.

1970
01:52:21,693 --> 01:52:25,402
You're a fuckin' fan of hanson,
Marilyn manson's grandson

1971
01:52:25,489 --> 01:52:28,697
this is a body bag that you ain't
coming back from, straight up.

1972
01:52:28,784 --> 01:52:30,115
Shut the fuck up!

1973
01:52:34,414 --> 01:52:36,029
You think you're
a super villain?

1974
01:52:36,541 --> 01:52:38,202
I'm about to tear your mask off.

1975
01:52:38,293 --> 01:52:41,330
'Cause now you're talkin' to
the devil like Ivan karamazov.

1976
01:52:41,880 --> 01:52:44,292
You think 'cause you're a
"terrorist martyr arabic scholar

1977
01:52:44,383 --> 01:52:46,840
preparing for allah”
that you can't be served?

1978
01:52:46,927 --> 01:52:50,840
You're not a suicide bomber just 'cause
you got the eyebrows of an angry bird!

1979
01:52:53,767 --> 01:52:57,180
So I'll go grab che and let him
bust at you till the chopper jams.

1980
01:52:57,271 --> 01:53:00,559
On your falafel stand
from his taco Van.

1981
01:53:02,609 --> 01:53:05,066
You're dating a porn star.

1982
01:53:05,153 --> 01:53:07,189
We all know what
her vagina's touched.

1983
01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:09,988
Most terrorists get 72 virgins.

1984
01:53:10,075 --> 01:53:13,317
You got a bitch who's
fucked 72 guys at once!

1985
01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:16,866
You think this shit's real?

1986
01:53:16,957 --> 01:53:20,415
You call me a faggot and half of
these guys collapse from laughter.

1987
01:53:20,502 --> 01:53:25,087
Battle rap is so fucking
corny I'm a battle rapper!

1988
01:53:27,843 --> 01:53:28,843
Here's an example.

1989
01:53:29,303 --> 01:53:31,781
You caught che with your girl and
didn't throw a fist at the dude.

1990
01:53:31,805 --> 01:53:33,408
But you punched someone
for getting in your face.

1991
01:53:33,432 --> 01:53:35,410
But if someone's getting
in your bitch then it's cool?

1992
01:53:35,434 --> 01:53:38,722
These battlers are all soft, they just
pull the tough guy shit for the views.

1993
01:53:38,812 --> 01:53:42,771
Well I'm all up in your face now, so
what the fuck is this bitch gonna do?

1994
01:53:45,319 --> 01:53:46,559
What you goin' do?

1995
01:53:52,951 --> 01:53:54,282
What the fuck, man?

1996
01:53:55,412 --> 01:53:56,652
That little love tap?

1997
01:53:57,164 --> 01:53:58,779
That was real touching.

1998
01:53:58,915 --> 01:54:02,658
But I just murdered my own friend so you
should know that I don't feel nothing!

1999
01:54:04,963 --> 01:54:07,375
You tap chins when
you know you can't win.

2000
01:54:07,466 --> 01:54:09,331
You thought you could
leave me on the ground?

2001
01:54:09,426 --> 01:54:14,170
I mighta lost a tooth, but... fuck
it, I just beat you for the crown!

2002
01:54:28,862 --> 01:54:30,147
What you goin' do,
hit him again?

2003
01:54:40,332 --> 01:54:43,995
I've been going to battles for mad years.
And I ain't never seen no shit like that.

2004
01:54:44,086 --> 01:54:47,419
You the greatest white battle rapper of
all time. Bar none. You the greatest.

2005
01:54:47,506 --> 01:54:48,506
White battle rapper.

2006
01:54:48,924 --> 01:54:51,666
Yo, you were fucking amazing.

2007
01:54:52,427 --> 01:54:54,167
Like seriously incredible.

2008
01:54:55,222 --> 01:54:57,053
I'm honored to be
a part of that shit, bro.

2009
01:54:57,140 --> 01:54:58,140
Thanks, man.

2010
01:55:00,894 --> 01:55:02,225
Oh shit, I'm sorry.

2011
01:55:02,312 --> 01:55:03,848
Don't worry about
it man, you good.

2012
01:55:13,490 --> 01:55:18,701
Adam! Adam! Adam!
Adam! Adam! Adam!

2013
01:55:26,628 --> 01:55:29,711
Battle release aay,
battle release day.

2014
01:55:35,429 --> 01:55:38,241
This is the one you been hearing
about. If I came back from the future

2015
01:55:38,265 --> 01:55:42,008
to tell myself this shit happened, I'd
tell myself to get the fuck outta here.

2016
01:55:42,102 --> 01:55:44,969
A battler so new he doesn't
even have a fuckin' rap name

2017
01:55:45,063 --> 01:55:46,374
going up against the ultimate
juggernaut of the scene.

2018
01:55:46,398 --> 01:55:47,398
I got it.

2019
01:55:47,649 --> 01:55:49,014
On the spot. =I know.

2020
01:55:49,901 --> 01:55:51,482
I know what my
rap name should be.

2021
01:55:52,779 --> 01:55:53,518
My name is.

2022
01:55:53,613 --> 01:55:56,980
J hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who? J

2023
01:55:57,075 --> 01:55:59,157
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2024
01:55:59,244 --> 01:56:02,611
j hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what? J»

2025
01:56:02,706 --> 01:56:04,571
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2026
01:56:04,666 --> 01:56:08,158
- j hi, my name is, what?
- My name is, who? J

2027
01:56:08,253 --> 01:56:10,289
j my name is, chka-chka,
slim shady ;

2028
01:56:10,380 --> 01:56:13,918
can I have the attention
of the class for one second?

2029
01:56:14,050 --> 01:56:16,086
J my name is, chka-chka,
slim shady ;

2030
01:56:16,178 --> 01:56:18,510
- hi, kids, do you like violence?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2031
01:56:18,597 --> 01:56:21,509
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails
through each one of my eyelids?

2032
01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:22,180
Uh-huh.

2033
01:56:22,267 --> 01:56:24,883
- Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
- Yeah, yeah.

2034
01:56:24,978 --> 01:56:27,185
Try 'cid and get fucked up
worse than my life is?

2035
01:56:27,272 --> 01:56:27,761
Huh?

2036
01:56:27,856 --> 01:56:29,959
My brain's dead weight,
I'm tryna get my head straight

2037
01:56:29,983 --> 01:56:32,816
but I can't figure out which
spice girl I want to impregnate.

2038
01:56:32,903 --> 01:56:33,392
Oh.

2039
01:56:33,487 --> 01:56:34,272
And Dr. dre said...

2040
01:56:34,362 --> 01:56:36,353
"Slim shady, you a basehead”.
=uh-ubh.

2041
01:56:36,448 --> 01:56:38,780
“Then why's your face red?
Man, you wasted".

2042
01:56:38,867 --> 01:56:41,108
Well, since age 12,
I felt like I'm someone else

2043
01:56:41,203 --> 01:56:44,070
'cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt.

2044
01:56:44,164 --> 01:56:46,906
Got pissed off and ripped
Pamela Lee's tits off

2045
01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:50,083
and smacked her so hard I knocked her
clothes backwards like kris kross.

2046
01:56:50,170 --> 01:56:52,707
I smoke a fat pound
of grass, and fall on my ass

2047
01:56:52,797 --> 01:56:55,254
faster than a fat bitch
who sat down too fast.

2048
01:56:55,342 --> 01:56:58,379
Come here, slut. "Shady, wait
a minute, that's my girl, dawg".

2049
01:56:58,470 --> 01:57:00,927
I don't give a fuck, god
sent me to piss the world off.

2050
01:57:01,014 --> 01:57:04,302
J hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who? J

2051
01:57:04,392 --> 01:57:06,508
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2052
01:57:06,603 --> 01:57:09,936
j hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what? J»

2053
01:57:10,023 --> 01:57:12,105
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2054
01:57:12,192 --> 01:57:15,559
j hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who? J

2055
01:57:15,654 --> 01:57:17,736
j my name is, chk-chka
slim shady ;

2056
01:57:17,822 --> 01:57:21,110
j hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what? J»

2057
01:57:21,201 --> 01:57:23,317
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2058
01:57:23,411 --> 01:57:25,743
my english teacher wanted
to flunk me in junior high.

2059
01:57:25,830 --> 01:57:26,319
Shh.

2060
01:57:26,414 --> 01:57:28,871
I'nanks a lot, next
semester I'll be 35.

2061
01:57:28,959 --> 01:57:32,622
I smacked him in his face with an
eraser, chased him with a stapler

2062
01:57:32,712 --> 01:57:35,124
and stapled his nuts to
a stack of paper. Ow!

2063
01:57:35,215 --> 01:57:37,581
Walked in the strip club,
had my jacket zipped up.

2064
01:57:37,676 --> 01:57:40,418
Flashed the bartender, then
stuck my dick in the tip cup.

2065
01:57:40,512 --> 01:57:43,845
Extraterrestrial, running
over pedestrians in a spaceship

2066
01:57:43,932 --> 01:57:46,298
- while they're screaming at me.
- Let's just be friends!

2067
01:57:46,393 --> 01:57:48,509
99 percent of my life,
I was lied to.

2068
01:57:48,603 --> 01:57:51,845
I just found out my mom does
more dope than I do. Damn.

2069
01:57:51,940 --> 01:57:54,226
I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper.

2070
01:57:54,317 --> 01:57:57,775
Make a record about doin' drugs and
name it after her. - Oh, thank you.

2071
01:57:57,862 --> 01:57:59,978
You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands

2072
01:58:00,073 --> 01:58:02,802
and try to touch your hands like some
screamin' Usher fans. - Ahh, ahh, ahh.

2073
01:58:02,826 --> 01:58:05,638
This guy at white castle asked for my
autograph. - Can I get your autograph?

2074
01:58:05,662 --> 01:58:08,278
I signed it, "dear Dave, thanks
for the support, asshole”.

2075
01:58:08,373 --> 01:58:11,661
J hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, who? J

2076
01:58:11,751 --> 01:58:13,833
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2077
01:58:13,920 --> 01:58:17,208
j hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who? J

2078
01:58:17,299 --> 01:58:19,381
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2079
01:58:19,467 --> 01:58:22,800
j hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, who? J

2080
01:58:22,887 --> 01:58:25,048
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2081
01:58:25,181 --> 01:58:28,469
j hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who? J

2082
01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:30,721
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2083
01:58:30,812 --> 01:58:33,849
stop the tape, this kid needs
to be locked away =-get him.

2084
01:58:33,940 --> 01:58:36,306
Dr. dre, don't just
stand there, operate.

2085
01:58:36,401 --> 01:58:39,063
I'm not ready to leave, it's
too scary to die. Fuck that.

2086
01:58:39,195 --> 01:58:41,937
I'tl have to be carried inside
the cemetery and buried alive.

2087
01:58:42,032 --> 01:58:42,521
Huh, yup.

2088
01:58:42,616 --> 01:58:45,153
Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide.

2089
01:58:45,243 --> 01:58:48,235
I just drank a fifth of vodka,
dare me to drive? - Go ahead.

2090
01:58:48,330 --> 01:58:50,070
All my life I was very deprived.

2091
01:58:50,206 --> 01:58:53,073
I ain't had a woman in years and
my palms are too hairy to hide.

2092
01:58:53,209 --> 01:58:53,789
Whoops.

2093
01:58:53,877 --> 01:58:55,938
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk.

2094
01:58:55,962 --> 01:58:59,204
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck
anything that walks. Come here.

2095
01:58:59,299 --> 01:59:01,736
When I was little, I used to get
so hungry I would throw fits.

2096
01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:04,923
How you gonna breastfeed me, mom?
You ain't got no tits. - Waa, waa!

2097
01:59:05,013 --> 01:59:07,095
I lay awake and strap
myself in the bed

2098
01:59:07,223 --> 01:59:10,056
with a bulletproof vest on and
shoot myself in the head. - Bang.

2099
01:59:10,143 --> 01:59:11,428
'Cause I'm steamin' mad. =grr!

2100
01:59:11,519 --> 01:59:13,350
- And by the way, when you see my dad?
- Yeah?

2101
01:59:13,438 --> 01:59:15,520
Tell him that I slit his
throat in this dream I had.

2102
01:59:15,607 --> 01:59:18,974
J hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who? J

2103
01:59:19,069 --> 01:59:21,105
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2104
01:59:21,237 --> 01:59:24,604
j hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what? J»

2105
01:59:24,699 --> 01:59:26,781
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2106
01:59:26,868 --> 01:59:30,201
j hi, my name is, who?
My name is, huh? J

2107
01:59:30,288 --> 01:59:32,370
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2108
01:59:32,457 --> 01:59:35,870
j hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, who? J

2109
01:59:35,960 --> 01:59:38,201
j my name is, chka-chka
slim shady ;

2110
01:59:38,296 --> 01:59:41,584
jdd