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All right.

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How's it going, YouTube?

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I'm Pete, and I'm standing outside

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Ruth's Alternative Caring,

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Southern California's finest
and friendliest marijuana dispensary.

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Come on inside

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'cause if we sell this stuff outside,
we go to prison.

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I'm Ruth Whitefeather Feldman.

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Cannabis lawyer, cannabis activist,

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and just before I opened the door,
cannabis user.

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I've devoted my entire life
to spreading the gospel of marijuana,

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the miraculous plant that has the power

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to heal the sick, calm the afflicted,

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and usher in a golden age of people
not being such dicks all the time.

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[Pete] Okay, then I'll just walk right in.

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Oh, no, not so fast, new patient.

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First of all,
in accordance with state law,

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you must check in
with our friendly security guard, Carter.

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Hello. May I see your ID
and medical recommendation?

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Thank you.

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Don't worry, that's just a Taser gun.

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You've never had to use that thing,
right, Carter?

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Had to? No.

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You are good.

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Follow me.

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Here at Ruth's, our greatest resource...

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aside from having a shitload of weed...

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is our staff of highly-trained,
compassionate budtenders.

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You've already met Pete,
our in-house grower,

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and three-time winner
of the San Bernardino Cannabis Cup.

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It was an honor just to be nominated.
[chuckles]

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I'm also pleased to work alongside Jenny.

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Hey, I'm your toking Asian.

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-Olivia.
-Hi.

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Wait, let me try that again.

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Hi.

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Nailed it.

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And Travis, my son.

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And partner.

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On behalf of all of us,

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I look forward to helping you meet
and exceed your marijuana goals.

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-And that's a promise.
-[chuckles]

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Travis here recently came onboard
after a trip to the dark side.

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I got an MBA.

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So, if you're serious about healing...

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or just thinking
about being serious about healing...

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come on down to my place,
Ruth's Alternative Caring.

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'Cause when it comes to cannabis...

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[all] There is no alternative.

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So, now what?

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-Now we have an online presence.
-Hey, we already got our first comment.

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I'll do the honors.

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"Why is her son black?"

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[Trixie Smith's "Jack, I'm Mellow"
playing]

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♪ I'm so high and so dry
I'm sailin' in the sky ♪

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♪ Just blow some gage
Come around babe ♪

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♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

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♪ I'm so high and so dry
I'm way up in the sky ♪

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♪ The world seems light
And I'm so right ♪

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♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

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♪ Gonna plop my nickel in a slot machine
And play my solid sender ♪

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♪ I'm gonna strut, peck and Suzie Q
'Cause I'm on a bender ♪

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♪ I'm so high and so dry
I'm sailin' in the sky ♪

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♪ I got my roach around
I can't come down ♪

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♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

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[clears throat]

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Hi. Hi.
I don't know how this works.

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I haven't bought marijuana since 1991,
right before a Spin Doctors concert.

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Actually...
my friend Denise bought the pot.

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Denise Palmeri, nice girl.

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-I believe she ended up at Duke.
-Ma'am...

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-ID and medical recommendation.
-Yeah-- Yeah, of course. I got my--

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I got my driver's license
and my doctor's note,

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although he didn't
seem like much of a doctor. [chuckles]

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I mean...

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I mean, the guy was wearing sandals.

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So did Jesus.

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Hello, I'm Ruth. How can I healp you?

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I'm-- I'm sorry?

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Healp.
It's a combination of "help" and "heal."

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Um, you know, like cronut or Labradoodle.

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I'm trying to make it a thing.

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Okay. Hi, Ruth. I'm Maria.

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-It's nice to meet you.
-Yeah.

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-This is your first time?
-Yes. Well, I--

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[stammers] Except 1991's
Spin Doctors with--

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-With Denise. I was telling about Denise.
-Shh. Shh.

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Tell me about your life now.

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Oh, my life now. Oh, yeah.
Of course, great.

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I'm-- I'm a stay-at-home mother of two.

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I'm happily married.

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Well, I... Eh.

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Happy-ish.
I just reached a point in my life

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where I need to calm down, like--

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Like right now. Like, I am this close
to driving the minivan into the lake.

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I understand.

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Maria, you're not alone.

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In fact, you'll be happy to know
that you're a stereotype.

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I've seen mothers like you come in here
all the time.

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You're anxious, you're stressed,
you're overwhelmed.

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Your kids, you love them, right?

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But let's face it,
they're bottomless pits of need.

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I'm right here, Mom.

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That's my pit.

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It sounds like you're looking
for something anti-anxiety.

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Uh, are you free to medicate now?

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Get high?

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I guess.

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I just thought maybe I'd wait till tonight
when my husband and kids are asleep.

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Oh, Maria, smoking cannabis
isn't about withdrawing from your family.

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It's about altering your perception
of them.

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So they're tolerable.

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[Travis] Again...

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right here.

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See? I'm not bothered at all by that.

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What do you think?

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On a scale of one to...

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Uh, your choice.

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It's hard to quantify numerically. It's--

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It's more of a feeling.

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What's the feeling?

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Seven.

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Out of 10?

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I don't know.
I just know it's really good.

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I'm not interested
in growing "really good" weed.

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Anybody can do that.

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God could do that.

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What I'm after is the Omega strain.

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Pot that doesn't just make you high...

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but makes you whole.

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Sorry, I wasn't listening.

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[cell phone rings]

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Oh, damn.

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[speaking in foreign language]
Hey, Mom. I can't talk long, I'm in class.

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Yes, medical school is great.

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Now?

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Now, I'm dissecting a cadaver.

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[in English] Scalpel, please.

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[in foreign language]
No, it's a Caucasian cadaver.

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Yes, they are a fat people.

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Yes, they do take a lot of dope,
but I'm staying away from all that.

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You would be very proud of me.
Almost as if I were a male child.

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Gotta go. Say hi to Dad.
Bye maternal figure!

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[in English] Bye, Mom.

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Here you go.

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What's this?

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You asked for a scalpel.
All I have is an X-Acto knife.

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-Oh. Thank you.
-Your parents okay with you working here?

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'Cause most of mine are.

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Yeah. Of course they are.

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Think I'd lie to them
about what I do for a living?

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How could I keep that up

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without having a nervous breakdown?
Use your head, Pete.

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Oh, paranoia.

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Why can't I breed you out?

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[sighs]

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Can we talk or are you too high?

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Just business high.

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Come on in.

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Did you have a chance
to read my franchise proposal?

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I did have a chance.

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And, in hindsight, I wish I'd taken it.

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Well, take a look.

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Your name is in the title.

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"Ruth's Alternative Caring:

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A Business Plan
for Making Compassion Competitive."

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Wow, that's great.
I'm so proud of you. I love you.

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Mom, this is a blueprint for the future.

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Recreational is now legal in California.

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The gold rush is on.

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And pretty soon somebody's
gonna become the Walmart of cannabis.

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Why not us?

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'Cause Walmart is evil.

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You shop there.

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Only when I'm buying in bulk.

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It's bulk evil.

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I thought we agreed that once I graduated,

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I'd be an active partner in this shop.

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Yes, and you are.

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You already made me do
that whole YouTube thing.

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I mean, what's next?

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You want me to stand outside,
dressed like a joint, twirling a sign?

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Not you. I was thinking Pete.

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You remind me of your father,
back in the day.

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Ambitious, determined...

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thirsty for young white women.

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Hey. You were one
of those young white women.

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Must it always be about race with you?

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Mom, I had offers
to work for a lot of big companies,

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but I came back here to help you.
You know why?

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'Cause Exxon makes you piss in a cup
once a month?

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No,
I came back because I believe in you...

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and your legacy,
and the future of the cannabis industry.

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Ugh. I hate that word, "industry."

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Travis, I don't wanna run this place
like an industry.

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I think of it more like a safe haven.

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It's a sanctuary, it's a place where--
Where the sick are healed.

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Great. Why can't we do that
in a thousand stores?

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Put one in every town,
right next to every Pizza Hut.

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[Ruth] Oy.

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Oh, that's another word I hate, "hut."

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What schmuck wants pizza from a hut?

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Mom, please.

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Focus.

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Okay. You want focus?

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This is not
what I spent my life fighting for.

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That's a Pottery Barn catalog.

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What shmuck wants
to buy pottery from a barn?

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I'm sorry.

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This is not
what I fought for all my life.

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So, if all you care about is selling out,
making a lot of money like your father...

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why don't you go work for him?

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Maybe I will.

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Oh, I wanna get up and fix this,
but I can't fucking move.

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[narrator] When you've grown marijuana
since 1873,

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you learn a few things about pride,

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about standards,

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about only growing
the highest-quality plants,

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watered by pure Rocky Mountain streams.

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Some say Americans can't
grow good marijuana anymore.

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We say,

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"Where you been, rabbi?"

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Kush, the banquet weed.

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[thud]

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[Maria] Hey, look. Look, I'm on the--

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I'm on the security cam. Hey. Hey.

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Hey. Oh, my--

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Hey. Hey.
Stick them up. Hey, stick them up.

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I'm just joking, I'm just joking.
All good.

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Oh, my God, that is so fun.

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That is so much better
than the shit my kids watch.

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[groans] Did you ever see Caillou?

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I lived it.

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So, what'd you do before this?

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I was in the Army.

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-Oh, where?
-Iraq.

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Oh.

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Our side, I hope. Heh.

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Excuse me, just gonna--
Excuse me for a second.

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Maria, how's your medication working?
You feeling healped?

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Well, at first I was very happy,
but now I'm a little sad.

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Oh, no. What's going on?

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I thought he was surly because he's black,
but it turns out it was war.

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Okay, it's important to remember
that marijuana doesn't mask your emotions.

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-If anything, it amplifies--
-Holy shit, a chair.

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You better believe
I'm sitting in that thing.

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How you doing, Carter?

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-She asked me where I served, I told her.
-Yeah.

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Don't worry about that.
If you ever wanna talk,

250
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,344
my door's always open.

251
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,847
-Got it.
-And it goes without saying,

252
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,815
if you need any product, on the house.

253
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,350
No, thank you. I don't smoke.

254
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,921
Never?
Why, I find that really hard to believe.

255
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,124
I'm not saying that
I don't get curious about it sometimes,

256
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,226
but then I see people like her...

257
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,033
And then it passes.

258
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:59,205
Okay, well, if you ever need me,
I'm here for you.

259
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,407
Yes, ma'am. Thank you. Do not worry.

260
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,476
Do not...

261
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,046
worry.

262
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,948
[man] Post-traumatic

263
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,182
As in "later"

264
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,218
After the return

265
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:13,986
Recurrence

266
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,187
Mocking time

267
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,589
Invading distance

268
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,891
Home and safety no deterrents

269
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,960
Rippling through the bombed-out crater

270
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,962
Of a mind that lacks resistance

271
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,264
In a man who lacks insurance

272
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,066
Awe his symptom

273
00:14:27,132 --> 00:14:28,267
Shock his illness

274
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,636
Shaken beyond all endurance

275
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,906
Shrapnel shooting through his stillness

276
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,075
Scanning his periphery

277
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,177
For targets only he can see

278
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,113
He pulls the pins of memory

279
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,950
And finds in each an IED

280
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,286
A brother in a band alone

281
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:53,125
With his unknown unknown unknown

282
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,197
I'm fine.

283
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,639
[in Australian accent] G'day, ladies.

284
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,241
Working up a thirst?

285
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,578
May I offer you a bevvy?

286
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,316
That's right.

287
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,118
Sip it slow.

288
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,087
Take it down to the roots.

289
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:25,391
Pete, you're talking Australian again.

290
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,527
Am I?

291
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,229
Crikey.

292
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,131
[laughs]

293
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,566
[in normal voice] It's so weird
that I do that. [laughs]

294
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,703
-You want?
-Thank you.

295
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,674
-Must be nice to have Travis back.
-Eh.

296
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,712
He's got all these business ideas
for the store.

297
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:50,282
I'm your boss, I think it's crazy
and stupid, but what are your thoughts?

298
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:55,988
Well... I really don't think
of my thoughts as mine.

299
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,256
You know?

300
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,291
They come, they go.

301
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,428
Sometimes they wonder
what urine tastes like.

302
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,331
Salty.

303
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:12,404
[sighs] Well, the times are changing,
Pete. You know, back in the day...

304
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:14,473
marijuana was a cause.

305
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,009
It was a symbol of defiance.

306
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,711
Now it's just a commodity.

307
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,681
Hey, you ever see my Woo in Rage speech?

308
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:23,615
Yeah.

309
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:24,717
Wait.

310
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:26,285
No.

311
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,488
Oh, 1972.

312
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,291
First ever HEMP Day March
on Washington, D.C.

313
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,761
That's HEMP,
as in Help End Marijuana Prohibition.

314
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,597
But also hemp as in... hemp,

315
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,499
-so, there's a double meaning.
-Yeah.

316
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,034
No fooling you.

317
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,171
Listen up, Tricky Dick.

318
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:50,509
We're here today because we smoke grass.

319
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,177
[crowd cheers]

320
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,714
And we're tired of being arrested
for smoking grass.

321
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,282
[crowd cheers]

322
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,151
And we're tired of the war.

323
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,254
But we like grass.

324
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,058
That's right. We "woo."

325
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,526
[crowd] Woo!

326
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,261
We "woo" in anger.

327
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,696
[crowd] Woo!

328
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,631
We "woo" for justice.

329
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,436
We "woo" for those who have had
their freedom taken away

330
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,772
and can no longer "woo" for themselves.

331
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,676
It's hard to believe I got so worked up

332
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,646
over what I now realize
was really shitty pot.

333
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,287
I honestly don't think
she's capable of change.

334
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:38,090
I think there's some damage up here
from all the healping.

335
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,095
What's it with you Jewish guys
and your mommy issues?

336
00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:45,464
I'm only half-Jewish.

337
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,734
Believe me,
it's not as easy as Drake makes it look.

338
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,838
I'm sorry. Has it been tough being you?

339
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,373
Are you kidding me?

340
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,709
My father was a Black Panther
who became a corporate lawyer

341
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,446
for a big pharmaceutical company,
and my mother, well...

342
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,583
I mean, you've met that batshit nonsense.

343
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,685
I happen to like your mom.

344
00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:09,621
Sure. She's great.

345
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,223
She's a legend.

346
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:15,094
But she's also the reason I've
had acid reflux since I was 6 years old.

347
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,131
So, I'm guessing it's
the lower half of you that's Jewish?

348
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,805
So, what's your sad story?

349
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:31,376
I don't have one.
I grew up in a lovely little town in Iowa.

350
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,246
Everybody knew everybody.
No one locked their doors.

351
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,747
Then why'd you leave?

352
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,883
'Cause people kept walking in
and taking shit.

353
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,187
The whole town was hooked
on meth and crack.

354
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,724
Drugs are a big problem
in that part of the country, right?

355
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,529
Do you not see the hypocrisy
in what you just did?

356
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:55,334
Oh, come on, you can't equate marijuana
with meth and crack.

357
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,237
I mean,
that's like apples and meth and crack.

358
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,674
If you feel that way,
why are you working here?

359
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,177
Have you been watching? I'm not.

360
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,578
I've been on break since ten.

361
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,917
You're not who I thought you were.

362
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,187
-Neither are you.
-Who did you think I was?

363
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,291
Let's save that for another time.

364
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,398
Okay, then.

365
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,332
Yes.

366
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,407
In a couple hours,

367
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,676
I'll think of the perfect thing
to say right now.

368
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,317
Have you ordered a pizza?
Has it not arrived yet?

369
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,186
You could be entitled to punitive
and compensatory damages

370
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,688
up to $5 million.

371
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,825
At Young and High, we specialize in cases
of extreme snack delay.

372
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,562
Our attorneys have a combined
60 years' experience

373
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,864
in helping victims
of Dilatory Foodstuff Syndrome

374
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,533
get the restitution and justice
they deserve.

375
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,670
And we don't get a slice unless you do.

376
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,273
Oh, God, that's good.

377
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,475
Call the attorneys
at Young and High right now.

378
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,612
Because after all, it's been 45 minutes.
Am I right? What the fuck?

379
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:14,580
Call now.

380
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:20,452
[in foreign language] No, Dad, gynecology
won't turn me into a lesbian.

381
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:23,989
[knock]

382
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,657
Hey, boss. You got a second?

383
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,694
Boss? Come on,
we're a couple of liberated women.

384
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,928
Call me sir.

385
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,567
What you reading?

386
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,002
The Power of Now.

387
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,004
I can finish it later.

388
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,009
What's up?

389
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,477
I hope I'm not out of line,

390
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:48,747
but I wanted to put in
my two cents about Travis' business plan.

391
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,016
Well, I'm happy to talk to you, but...

392
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:54,353
as I said to Travis... fuck that shit.

393
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,626
Can't fault your logic. Um...

394
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,829
But just so you know,
he really did put a lot of work into it.

395
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,664
You know, it means a lot to him.

396
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,938
Are you and my son a thing?

397
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:14,740
What?

398
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,042
No, we're not.

399
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,577
[laughs] You sure?

400
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,579
-You two are not a thing?
-No.

401
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,280
[chuckles] No, we're not.

402
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,816
We're two separate things.
We keep our things separate.

403
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,654
Okay, but, uh...

404
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,489
FYI...

405
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,358
it's true what they say.

406
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:36,328
Once you go half-black, you never...

407
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,803
Actually,
I don't know what happens after that.

408
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,973
Okay. Look, I don't--

409
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,841
I don't really have a stake in this,
I'm just...

410
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:54,079
Ugh. I don't know,
I'm suggesting that you give him a chance.

411
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,914
You know, acknowledge his efforts.

412
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,785
Oh, you millennials,
you're always asking for validation.

413
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:02,087
Everybody gets a quidditch trophy.

414
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,822
[laughing]

415
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,026
Does Travis know you're here?

416
00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:10,095
No, and, uh, please, don't tell him.

417
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,731
Okay, so, this is what we're gonna do.

418
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:15,334
I'll talk to him, you know,
do the mother thing...

419
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,636
and you'll start dating him.

420
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,104
What?

421
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,574
Well, Olivia, the other way around
doesn't make sense.

422
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,945
And to tell you the truth,
you'd really be good for him.

423
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:28,647
Okay.

424
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:30,649
Well, that's... I mean...

425
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:32,117
Who knows?

426
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:36,121
Thank you.

427
00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:39,024
But who knows? [laughs]

428
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,129
Oh, I know.

429
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,807
Hi, I'm Travis Feldman,
from Ruth's Alternative Caring,

430
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:59,478
and welcome to the first installment
of Strain O' the Day.

431
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:00,746
-Pete?
-Travis.

432
00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:02,714
No, you go.

433
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,416
Oh, okay.

434
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:07,719
Today we have the very popular Blue Dream.

435
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:12,457
But this one is an artisanal grow
just in from Humboldt County. Take a look.

436
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:18,730
As you can see,
it has terpy nugs and trichomes

437
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:22,534
that are capitate-stalked
rather than bulbous or capitate-sessile.

438
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:25,537
As you can see.

439
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:30,108
Our Strain O' the Day offers
a truly expansive and cerebral experience.

440
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:32,110
Perfect for an early afternoon session.

441
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,779
One, one-thirty.

442
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,883
Probably 1:15 would be the best time
for this strain.

443
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,719
I could totally see myself
smoking this at 1:15.

444
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,088
So, come on down
to Ruth's Alternative Caring,

445
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,856
because when it comes to healing...

446
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,758
See you soon.

447
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,430
Thank you. Happy medicating.

448
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:57,035
Travis.

449
00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,105
I want you to know
I'm still opposed to this document

450
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,807
and everything it represents.

451
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,108
But...

452
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,210
I admire your initiative...

453
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,712
and therefore,
I've decided to actually read it.

454
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,616
-Stoned?
-You have my word.

455
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:15,187
Did Olivia talk to you?

456
00:24:15,854 --> 00:24:17,222
Absolutely not.

457
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,191
If anything, she didn't.

458
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:25,931
Ruth, I-- I just wanna thank you.
I'm ready to go out into the world, and--

459
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,767
And be a mother to my children,
a wife to my husband.

460
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:29,701
I mean, who knows?

461
00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,903
The mister might even get a handy tonight.

462
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,038
[both giggle]

463
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,874
That's so nice.

464
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:41,112
Here, have some cannabis massage oil,
on the house.

465
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:42,948
Will it make him high?

466
00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,115
Just his penis.

467
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:48,486
You see, Travis?

468
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:52,891
Nothing will ever replace the intimacy
of person-to-person interaction.

469
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:56,561
And all I wanna do is get more people
in here for you to interact with.

470
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:58,830
Travis, you have to understand,

471
00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:02,234
I've spent my entire life
fighting the Man.

472
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:05,537
The last thing I wanna do
is become the Man.

473
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:06,805
Why?

474
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:08,540
You know there'll always be a Man.

475
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:10,742
Why can't he be us?

476
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,179
Because then who would I be mad at?

477
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:17,649
Well, no one.

478
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,084
You'd be happy.

479
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,720
I don't understand.

480
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:24,589
Let me try it a different way.

481
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:26,925
If you became the Man...

482
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,561
you wouldn't be the Man...

483
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:31,796
'cause you'd be the Woman.

484
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:34,099
I mean, think about it. A woman...

485
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,535
but with the power of a man.

486
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,807
Jesus Christ, that's just offensive.

487
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:45,977
Yeah, uh-huh, I heard it when I said it.

488
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,081
Look, all I'm asking for you
is to just trust me a little.

489
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,284
I can do a little.

490
00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:54,686
Thanks.

491
00:25:55,186 --> 00:25:56,154
I love you.

492
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,155
I love you, too.

493
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,156
Come here.

494
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,561
I think you could bang Olivia.

495
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:51,910
[grunts]

496
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,022
No, no, no.