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Olivia.

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Angelo DeStevens.

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Hi.

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You don't know who I am, do you?

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[chuckles] It's okay. Why would you?
You're new to the business. Allow me.

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Press play, enjoy.

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The first thing I'd want people to know
about me is I am a friend of cannabis.

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So, if you're a friend of cannabis,
well, we have a mutual friend.

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Cannabis.

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[announcer] For over 30 years,
Angelo DeStevens has been a dynamic force

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in the cannabis space
for over three decades.

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Activist, founder of the world's
premier chain of marijuana dispensaries,

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Bud Bong and Beyond.

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And author of Amazon Top 500 bestseller,
Smoke This Book.

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As well as its companion,
Smoke This Audiobook.

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Some people pick up the clarinet
for the first time, and it's like

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they've been playing their whole life.
It comes natural.

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For others, it's the bassoon.

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Others, it's the contrabassoon.

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That's the bigger bassoon.

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[blowing contrabassoon]

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Well, my contrabassoon was marijuana.

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I knew from the minute I started
smoking it that I was born to do this.

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And that I would do this.

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[stutters] Okay, [chuckling]
that's not a carrot, Winston.

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Ah.

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Holy shit, it's Angelo DeStevens!

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-So, you know who I am?
-Are you kidding? I smoked your book.

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[Trixie Smith's
"Jack, I'm Mellow" playing]

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♪ I'm so high... ♪

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♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

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Angelo, this is such an honor.

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I've been following your career
since you had one braid.

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No, no, no.

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No, no. I am the one who's honored.

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By Olivia's Shitballs.

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The brilliant combination of delicious
edible marijuana and poo-poo humor.

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Bravo.

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Well, I'm just glad you like them.

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-Seriously, I'm at a loss for words.
-Well, let me help you find them.

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Innovative. Transformative.

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Lucrative.

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You. Me.

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Meeting. Office. Noon.

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Today. Six. Thousand. Sunset.

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The rest of the words
are on this card I found in your ear!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
He does magic, too!

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[laughing]

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I walked in the bedroom and I said,
Jim, you're cheating on me.

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At first, he tried to deny it, but I could
see Rosita hiding underneath him.

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Oh, my God, Maria, I am so sorry.

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Where did you guys leave it?

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We're taking a break.

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I'm at home with the kids,

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and he's at the apartment downtown
I didn't know he had.

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It's just a bed and a sex swing.
I mean, where do they eat?

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Uh...

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Ruth, there's a Walter here for you.

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Walter? The guy from the other night?
Your cute new boyfriend?

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-Wait, boyfriend?
-No. No, he's a patient.

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-He's here to buy pot.
-Not from me, apparently.

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Tell Walter I'll be right out.

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Go get him, Ruth.

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Don't let love die on me
twice this week. Okay?

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Yeah, no, seriously, I need this.

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Okay. Now you can go. Go.

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-Hello there.
-Hello, Ruth.

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[Ruth] How's it going?

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Wait, is this Old Walter or Fun Wally?

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You tell me.

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Uggs.

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You, sir, are living on the edge.

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-I'm reckless and wild.
-[Ruth chuckles]

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And the best part
is my feet are drenched in sweat.

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[Ruth chuckles]

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-So, what can I do for you?
-Ruth, this morning, I woke up,

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and for the first time in my life,
I was out of marijuana.

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You're never out of marijuana.
You're between marijuanas. Jenny?

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-Yes. How can I help?
-Can we both help? I wanna help.

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Uh, could you get Walter
an eighth of Hindu Kush?

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Look at me, walking around in my Uggs
with an eighth of Hindu Kush.

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I feel like Burt Reynolds.

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[laughing]

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So, what other adventures
have you got on your agenda today?

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Well, I know this is gonna sound funny,
but I might go try sushi.

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Oh, my God. You never had sushi?

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I've eaten tuna straight out of the can.

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But I've been told that doesn't count.

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Well, uh, I know my way around
a sushi bar. If you'd like, I could--

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-You wouldn't mind?
-[chuckles]

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It's happening!

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That's right, dopers,
Tae Kwon Douglas is back.

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Whoa, what are you doing, little girl?
Writing in your diary? [chuckles]

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Take care of that key. I lost mine.

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Yeah. I was working on material
for my stand-up.

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Oh, yeah. [yells]

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-What's up with the leg?
-What's up with your face?

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You're limping.

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That's because I was severely injured
by your co-worker, Pete,

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who booby-trapped our campsite
with a giant ball of death.

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Luckily, I was able to absorb the blow
with my upper thigh and rear glute.

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It's the body's biggest muscle,
according to WebMD.

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You know, maybe I should
keep my notebook handy.

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No, I'm here to inform you all
that I hereby claim a parking space

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to be reserved solely
for customers of Intensity Plus.

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Doug, you can't do that.

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Oh, really?

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Pete and what army?

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[laughing]

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That's funny to you? Why don't you
write this down in your funny book?

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"Dear Diary, Doug's cool,
and I'm not." Yeah.

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And with that, I bid you
a not-so-fond yeoboseyo! God.

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-Yobo-say-what, Doug?
-No.

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Oh, that shit's funny.

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Greg.

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You're home.

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I couldn't miss Christmas.

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[Grandma chuckling]

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No one else is up yet.

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I know how to get them up.

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Is that Tokelers?

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Oh.

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Ah.

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Mm.

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Greg.

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Merry Christmas, Mom.

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[Grandma coughing]

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[sighing]

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[all laughing]

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♪ The best way to wake and bake ♪

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[announcer] Tokelers.

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So... let's talk Shitballs.

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Yes, let's spitball about Shitballs.

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I am stealing that.

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Olivia, Travis, I'm gonna be blunt.

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When I think of the future
of Olivia's Shitballs,

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I get a raging mind-boner.

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Then I'm glad you're wearing that hat.
[chuckles]

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Behold.

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The next step in our adventure.

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Might take a little while. In hindsight,

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I should have pressed the button
a minute ago. [laughs]

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My brother-in-law Paul
did some work on it, so...

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Oh, it used to come up real fast.

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I'm gonna talk to Paul.
He probably pocketed some of the dough

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and bought a cheap motor for it.
[chuckles] So...

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Oh, here we go. Okay, good.

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Behold, the next step of our adventure.

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Ah. It's the wrong input.
Here we go. No, I got it.

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The lettering is so small. Here we go.
Now, how do you get over?

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Oh, here we go. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Hold on. Got it. Got it.

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Got it. Got it.

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[Angelo chuckles, then inhales]

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Behold, the next step to our adventure.

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Olivia, we all know
that Shitballs are number two.

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But what's number one?

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Olivia's Pee Jar.

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Oh, God.

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Cannabis-infused lemonade
packaged as urine.

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-It sells itself.
-[Angelo] Yes.

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Yes, it does sell itself,
but to maximize profits,

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I propose that we sell it.

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Oh, Olivia, you have
something hanging from your nose.

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Could that possibly be
Olivia's Gummi Boogers?

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That's snot bad.

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[Travis and Angelo laughing]

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This guy gets it.

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Okay, guys, I'm getting a little nauseous.

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Funny you should mention that.
Olivia's Chunky Vomit.

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Cannabis pasta sauce?

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I can't think of a single person
on the planet who wouldn't buy that.

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Olivia, with my access to $5 million
in capital and your brand and...

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-Travis...
-[laughs]

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the only limit to this dream
is what your body can secrete.

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-Please tell me we've hit that limit.
-[Angelo chuckles]

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No, no, no. We're just getting started.
Behold!

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Oh, no, no, no! Goddamn it, Paul!

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Thanks.

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This is not some kind of food, right?

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It's not some kind of rice towel?

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No. I'm so tempted to say yes.

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California roll, sushi plate,
and a seaweed salad.

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[speaking in Japanese]

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I get the towel now.
It's to spit this stuff into.

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All right. Easy.
Start with the California Roll.

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No, if I'm gonna do this, let's do this.

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I will try this one
that looks like caramel ice cream.

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This is not caramel ice cream.

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No, it's sea urchin.

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Technically, it's the sea urchin's gonads.

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So, he's as unhappy about this as I am.

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[laughing]

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Would this be better if I were high?

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You're not high?

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Oh, I've got so much to teach you.

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Are you ready to do something crazy?

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I just gargled a sea urchin's nuts.

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-I think I'm ready to try anything.
-[Ruth laughs]

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Oh, what's up, YouTube?

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Our 30 days of house arrest
are finally over.

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Hell, yeah. [chuckles]

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[Dabby chuckles]

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I feel like Nelson Mandela
when he broke out of Shawshank Redemption.

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Yeah, we needed to go out and do
our favorite things that we missed.

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For instance, I went to Color Me Mine,
and I made this mug for Dank.

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You know it's true because it's on a mug.

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[both laughing]

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We're also catching up on advances
in the marijuana industry.

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That's why we're here
at Ruth's Alternative Caring.

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You see this invention?

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Pete is the technological genius

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-that bought it.
-[Pete laughs]

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This is the BioWave Mini.

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-Oh! Cool.
-Oh, shit, it glows.

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Yeah. Now, it helps cannabis plants grow

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by generating subsonic harmonic waves
that increase plant respiration.

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These green status lights tell us
that the BioWave is working properly.

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Oh, my God. Can you believe it?

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In 30 days, the whole world changed.

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I mean, robots are growing weed now.

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Yeah, and the president's a man.

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It's a part of my new scientific approach
to growing weed.

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In the past, I got a little
too emotionally attached to my plants,

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and even gave them little girls' names
and talked to them,

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which made it harder to...

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murder them in the woods.

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That's fucked up. Uh, can I touch it?

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No, it's a very delicate
piece of equipment.

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Whoa!

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Oh, I can see the future, Dank!

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What do you see?

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-Shamrock Shakes are made of people!
-Oh!

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[grunting]

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Okay.

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Doug, that was highly entertaining.

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Under the legal principle
of Eminent Dojang,

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this parking spot is now mine.

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My students deserve
a clear visual of my storefront.

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[laughing]

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Shut up. That's not really there.

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Please, God, tell me
you mean the beanbag game.

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Duh. What else does cornhole mean?

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Well, it means...

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Nothing.

245
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:49,198
I use this game to teach my students
focus, balance and sack-handling.

246
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,994
-When I was overseas, we played cornhole.
-Oh, did you?

247
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,831
Oh, yeah. All the guys in my platoon
called me The Sniper.

248
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,168
Except for the sniper.
He called me... Carter.

249
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,214
Well, the kids I play with
call me Captain Cornhole.

250
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,593
It spread to a couple of the dads,
and now it's a popular nickname.

251
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:14,974
Mm-hm. Well, you know, why don't we settle
this parking spot bullshit with a game?

252
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,600
Oh, yes.

253
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,394
Yes, indeed.

254
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:23,399
You and I are gonna cornhole out here
in this parking lot for everyone to see.

255
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,154
-Let's do this.
-I'll go grab my sacks.

256
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,489
[Carter laughs]

257
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,247
Hey. How's the BioWave working?

258
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:42,459
It's amazing.
Their root system is thriving.

259
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,962
The moisture intake
has increased 19 percent.

260
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:49,967
And also, I have a better appetite
and thicker, bouncier hair.

261
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,351
You know, I seriously wish
I had your sense of purpose.

262
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,312
-And your volume.
-[chuckles] Yeah.

263
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,482
I've just always known
marijuana is my calling.

264
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,276
It helps people.

265
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,902
Heals people.

266
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,739
We're lucky to be part of it.

267
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:18,037
[in Chinese] Ooh! My name is Jenny.
Come see where I work.

268
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,540
-Isn't it cool? These are my coworkers.
-[laughing]

269
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,042
Together we help people
be the happiest ever!

270
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:28,756
I'm a helper. My wish is to heal the sick.

271
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:33,135
So, my parents decided
I should be a doctor.

272
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,180
It made me unhappy.

273
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,181
[screaming]

274
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,223
[sobbing]

275
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,643
I wanted to help another way.
All those patients I cannot save.

276
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,145
-Take one of these.
-[gasps]

277
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,730
[laughing]

278
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,441
[Jenny] The magic cure is weed.

279
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,610
Thank you very much!

280
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,988
[moaning]

281
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,031
[screaming]

282
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,284
[panting]

283
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,827
[gasps]

284
00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,787
Ah!

285
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,246
Do you need any help?

286
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,165
[moaning]

287
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,542
[whimpering]

288
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,504
[moaning]

289
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,214
[screams]

290
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,549
This can't be. Ghosts don't exist.

291
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,469
[ghosts moaning]

292
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:21,099
I failed you before.
How can I save you now?

293
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,518
[crying]

294
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,105
The magic cure is weed.

295
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,111
Weed Healing Medication!

296
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,529
[Jenny laughs]

297
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,697
Refreshing!

298
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,616
[laughs]

299
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,243
[sighs]

300
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,579
Thanks, Pete.
I think I just had an epiphany.

301
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,708
Was it that your hair would have volume
if you stopped wearing hats?

302
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,711
Thanks, Pete.
I think I just had two epiphanies.

303
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,171
[both laughing]

304
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,513
Stoners are already eating my poop.

305
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,725
Now they'll eat every gross thing
that comes out of me?

306
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,145
How long before Angelo does
Olivia's Breast Milk?

307
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,022
Third quarter, 2021.

308
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,654
Come on, this is like a dream come true
for me.

309
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:18,240
I had a poster of Angelo DeStevens
on my dorm wall.

310
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,242
Did girls like that poster?

311
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,203
Had they come to my room, they would have.

312
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,124
I don't know. I mean--

313
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,670
What do I tell some little girl
who comes up to me and says:

314
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,423
"Ew, aren't you that lady
who makes pot vomit?"

315
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,512
You know what you say?
You say, "Yes, little girl, I am.

316
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:46,268
I'm a proud woman, who is not ashamed
of my body and what it produces.

317
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:50,772
All right? Real women pee, poop,
puke, have boogers, all right?

318
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,691
And it's all beautiful.

319
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,654
Especially when it has pot in it,
all right?

320
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,575
And one day, little girl,
if you work hard enough,

321
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:04,453
that's gonna be your face
on that jar of urine.

322
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,707
And when that day comes...

323
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,629
I hope you remember
who broke that glass ceiling...

324
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,424
and who took a dump
on the right side of history."

325
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:23,013
It says here we get 200K up front.
Is that true?

326
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,057
It is, little girl, it is.

327
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,895
Why didn't you fucking say so? I'm in.

328
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,021
[laughing]

329
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,314
-Shit, yes!
-Yeah!

330
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,735
Can we do this already?

331
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,821
[sighs] Maybe to a jointhead like you,

332
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,448
the rules don't matter.

333
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,992
But I like to cornhole the right way.

334
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,454
That's what I'm talking about.
He has no idea.

335
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,790
How is that possible?

336
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,920
Wow, Doug, your cornhole looks so shiny.

337
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,050
Well, thank you. I just had it waxed.

338
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,095
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

339
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,974
Are we about to do
what I think we're about to do?

340
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,434
We're gonna blaze it up in the bathroom.

341
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,525
There were kids in high school
who did things like this.

342
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,861
I wasn't one of them.
I was the one who told on them.

343
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,739
You were a narc?

344
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:25,158
Walter was.

345
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,828
Wally's gonna get high in the crapper.

346
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,707
-[knock on door]
-[man] What are you two doing in there?

347
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,834
Uh, it was her idea.

348
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,169
Sorry, old habit.

349
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:45,053
Hey, guys. I'm really excited
about our Strain O' the Day.

350
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,888
It's called Emperor Shennong.

351
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,975
Named for the first man
to prescribe cannabis as medicine.

352
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,977
-On sale this week for--
-Hold on.

353
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:57,149
To appreciate the strain,
you need to understand the history

354
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,276
of medicinal cannabis in China.

355
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,070
Okay.

356
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:07,242
The year, 2700 B.C.E.,
the eastern border of the Shanxi province.

357
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,160
Oh, shit.

358
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:12,289
Emperor Shennong, wearing a cloak
made of herbs he used as medicine,

359
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,917
wrote the earliest Chinese pharmacopoeia,
in which cannabis--

360
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,336
Can we skip ahead?

361
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:21,965
You wanna skip over thousands of years
of Chinese history? Check your privilege.

362
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:27,429
Scientists discovered an ancient tomb
in the Gobi Desert

363
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,557
that contained a man
buried with two pounds of cannabis

364
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,059
for use in the afterlife.

365
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,478
Unfortunately, he wasn't buried
with a lighter.

366
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,604
[laughing]

367
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,107
That's not funny, Travis.

368
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,736
I finally realize I'm not betraying
my culture by working here.

369
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:43,987
I'm embracing it.

370
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,823
Mom, I am gonna be a doctor.

371
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,410
Just kidding. She'll never see this.

372
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,039
Seriously, no one show her this.

373
00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:56,291
Cut. Cut it.

374
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,834
Oh, God.

375
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,258
To our adventure.

376
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:09,346
[chuckles] Next time,
we toast with Olivia's Pee Jar.

377
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,014
[Travis chuckling]

378
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,225
Olivia, urine the money.

379
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,768
[Angelo laughing]

380
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:19,397
-This guy is too much.
-[Travis laughing]

381
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,274
[cell phone ringing]

382
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,361
Sorry. That's probably
an important business call.

383
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:25,737
Just excuse me. [clears throat]

384
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:26,863
Go for Travis.

385
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:31,409
That's my assistant
on the phone with Travis.

386
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,621
She'll tell him he won a weekend
at the Orlando Sheraton

387
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,791
as long as he attends
a 45-minute real estate seminar.

388
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,167
How did he win that?

389
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:43,672
No, no, no. It's a ruse.
Uh, I just wanted to talk to you alone.

390
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,508
Uh, we hit a little bit of a snag
with our deal.

391
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:50,679
The problem is my money people.
You know how they are.

392
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:54,683
Uh, they crunched the numbers,
and they would really like to crunch

393
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,852
the three of us into the two of us.

394
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:02,274
-Are you saying we cut out Travis?
-[chuckles] Yeah. We don't need Travis.

395
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,860
Is a direct quote from the money people.

396
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:10,365
-I can't do that to him.
-I told them you'd say that. They said,

397
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:12,951
"Tell her she'll make more money
without him."

398
00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,995
And I said, "She won't do that."

399
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:18,290
They said, "If he was a real friend,
he would understand."

400
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:21,710
And I was like, "I don't know,"
they said, "Just ask her."

401
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,964
It's not me. It's the money people.
You know them.

402
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:30,093
-They sound like they're dicks.
-They are the worst. They're the worst.

403
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:33,346
So, say the word, Travis is history,
and we make millions.

404
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,932
Or kill the deal
and keep your stupid friend

405
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,476
who, if he makes one more terrible pun,

406
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,606
I, Angelo DeStevens, am gonna beat him
to death with my contrabassoon.

407
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,941
Again, that's the money people talking.

408
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:47,652
[Travis] Guys!

409
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,572
I'm going to Orlando!

410
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,282
[laughing]

411
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,867
When it rains, it pours.

412
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:58,788
[grunts]

413
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:02,709
Jesus, Miyagi and Joseph, another rim job.

414
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:05,503
Come on, honey!

415
00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,422
[chanting] Carter, Carter, rally starter!

416
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:08,715
Oh, sweetie.

417
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,801
Watch how a four-year
all-county champion does it.

418
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,762
Ready? Okay!

419
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,972
[chanting] Carter, Carter,
throw that sack!

420
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:17,849
He served our country in Iraq!

421
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,392
Hey, ho!

422
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,144
Go, Bulldogs!
Go, Bulldogs!

423
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:24,314
Go, Bulldogs! Yeah!

424
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,024
Yeah! Yeah!

425
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,609
[groaning]

426
00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:37,994
And boom goes the dynamite.

427
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,038
-[laughs] We are tied at 20.
-[Jenny] Yes.

428
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:42,666
-Next point wins, baby.
-Yeah. Yeah-- [groans]

429
00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,876
Hey, you okay?
We can take a break, Doug.

430
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,212
You don't care that I'm hurt, Pete--

431
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:49,547
I-- Pizza face.

432
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,176
Hey, you guys, how was the sushi?

433
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,553
They kicked us out, so we got Taco Bell.

434
00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,682
Another thing I've never done.

435
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:01,559
We got six pounds of food for four bucks!

436
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,519
[laughing]

437
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:03,937
I love them.

438
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:05,897
I love the way-- Okay. Right.

439
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,566
[chanting] Ruth and Walter,
they're our couple.

440
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,111
If they can't make it,
we're all in trouble.

441
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,245
Whoo! Whoo.

442
00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:24,040
You gotta swish this
or give up the parking spot.

443
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,041
[groans]

444
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,044
Jesus, you're bleeding. Are you okay?

445
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:33,216
I'm fine! Blood is just the body's way
of saying you have an open wound.

446
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,094
[yells]

447
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,513
-Hey, man, look--
-No!

448
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,641
[Tae Kwon Doug groaning]

449
00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,068
[Tae Kwon Doug exhales deeply]

450
00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:58,700
Intensity.

451
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,956
Plus.

452
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,433
[speaks in Korean]

453
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,018
[laughs]

454
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,195
[laughing]

455
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,671
[yelling]

456
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:56,674
Good game, Doug.

457
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,218
Thank you.

458
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:02,514
Listen, if I pass out, make sure
no one plays with my cornhole.

459
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,809
God, I love you, man.

460
00:28:07,268 --> 00:28:10,021
Easy, Carter, I like girls.

461
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:12,440
Yeah.

462
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,900
[laughing]

463
00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:18,113
That was the best terrible food
I've ever had.

464
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,492
That one thing was somehow
soft and crunchy.

465
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,287
That's 'cause you ate part of the box.

466
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,498
[laughing]

467
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,833
This was fun.

468
00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:32,877
But I better go home and pump out my Uggs.

469
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:40,009
-I'll talk to you soon.
-Well, you know where to find me.

470
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,145
-Oh, God, tell us everything!
-How was the date?

471
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,522
-Did he hold your hand?
-Promise to be your soul mate

472
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:55,066
then leave you
for a hot Guatemalan gymnast?

473
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:57,944
Or are you not at that stage yet?

474
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,906
No, no, no. It wasn't a date.
We're just friends.

475
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,452
Besides, I don't think
Walter wants anything more than that.

476
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,164
Oh, hey. Did you forget something?

477
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,876
I think I did.

478
00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:17,505
I wanted to say thanks for a great day.

479
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,591
Well, you're welcome.

480
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:32,520
Oh, God, I needed that!

481
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:41,321
All right, Pete, I'll see you Monday.

482
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,283
Did you want anything from Disney World?

483
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,993
-Maybe ice cream.
-Yeah.

484
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:52,248
-Everything's good in here?
-Never better, thanks to BioWave.

485
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,417
You're not talking to it, are you?

486
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,545
Nope. I'm not talking to it.
It's not talking to me. [chuckles]

487
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,145
♪ I'm so high and so dry ♪

488
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,606
♪ I'm way up in the sky ♪

489
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:19,275
♪ The world seems light
And I'm so right ♪

490
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,486
♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪

491
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:23,821
♪ I'm gonna put my nickel
In a slot machine ♪

492
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:26,282
♪ And play my solid sender ♪

493
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,369
♪ I'm gonna strut, peck and Suzie-Q ♪

494
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:31,079
♪ 'Cause I'm on bender ♪

495
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,706
♪ I'm so high and so dry ♪

496
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,125
♪ I'm sailin' in the sky ♪

497
00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,212
♪ I got my roach around
I can't come down ♪

498
00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:41,005
♪ Jack, I'm mellow ♪