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Are you feeling hungry?
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I actually had a little snack
before we started.
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So I'm fine for now.
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Do you think you'll be hungry again soon?
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Or do people think
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we should make something
together later, or what?
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I'm not really sure what the plan is.
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It's just that
if people want to have dinner later,
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I guess I'll just grab something now.
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Because I feel I need
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a quick bite or something.
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And then we can make
something together later.
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- Frøya?
- Yep?
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What do you think about food?
Are you hungry? Arvid is hungry.
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Maybe we can defile first
and then eat later?
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I mean, who likes to rape
on a full stomach?
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The thing with me, which you
will experience when we get to Rome,
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is that I'm the kind of person
who fills a room.
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A magnetic personality,
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that you can sense has entered
the room long before you see him.
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Wow.
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I haven't noticed much of that yet.
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Well, that's how I am.
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I just didn't employ it
in that Stone Age village of yours.
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People wouldn't have understood anyway.
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Norheim.
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I wonder if they miss us.
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If only they knew
how little I miss them
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and their horrible culture
of brutality.
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I can't wait to be among
like-minded people on the Continent.
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Speaking of Rome...
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You think we're getting close?
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We've been traveling for months.
Shouldn't we be there soon?
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If I had been a globe-maker
or a map-drawer,
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I probably would have been able
to answer that question.
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But all we can do is follow the sun.
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Since the sun always points south,
we just have to trust it, yes?
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By Loki, this is so nice!
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What a perfect day.
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You know what?
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It's so important to be able to stop
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and just take it all in.
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Yeah.
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Just be present in the moment.
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That's so true.
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What a place this is, huh?
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Yeah, we were just talking about it.
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We should just
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settle here.
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Fertile soil. Weak enemies.
Lots of treasures.
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That's what we should do.
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We should settle down here
and establish a colony, or something.
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Look at this!
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The gods must be so pleased with us.
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This is the third day in a row
that we find a campsite
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with a fire pit and everything.
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See?
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Once you get just a little further south
on the Continent,
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everything improves markedly.
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I don't think old Norway sets up campsites
and stuff like that for their people.
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Up there in that pile of rocks
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it's all about putting as many sticks
as possible in people's wheels.
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Am I the only one who thinks this campsite
looks suspiciously like yesterday's?
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This has to be the same place.
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I slept right there.
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Liv...
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Stop complicating things.
Please.
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I mean,
how different can two campsites be?
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Yes.
A campsite is a campsite.
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Yes?
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We burned the village to the ground.
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Or, what was left of it.
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Seems like they've been pillaged
a good number of times already.
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Oh, really?
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It actually seems like
they've been pillaged so many times
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that they've stopped rebuilding.
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They just sat there when we attacked.
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Didn't seem like they cared one way
or the other if they were being pillaged.
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This is all the loot we got.
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Rats?
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This turnip actually
doesn't taste half bad.
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This is so miserable, Torstein!
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Pillaging here in the East
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is so passé.
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Yeah, it has become kind of mainstream.
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Oh yeah.
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It felt like
we just had to steal something,
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just to make it seem like
we knew what we were doing.
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Bundle up whatever slaves we have.
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Tonight we sail
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for Norway!
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I don't know. I'm kind of starting
to doubt this whole endeavor.
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- Doubt?
- Yeah.
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No, you're going to be famous!
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The chieftain's wife
who decided to abandon a life of fortune
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to bum around with two outlaws.
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Yeah.
That commands respect.
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The thing is,
I'm not a chieftain's wife anymore.
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Sure you are!
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Chieftain's wife is not a title
they can take away from you.
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- Arvid kind of did.
- No, no.
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As strong as women's rights are now,
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in the Viking Age,
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I think Arvid can't dump you
like a bad habit.
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You know, if I were you,
I'd seek legal help.
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Because I think you have
a pretty strong case.
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And now you tell me?!
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Yes. But anyway,
that's water under the bridge now.
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As I've decided to start saying.
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Because now we're almost there.
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What was that?
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Is anyone there?
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My intuition tells me
it's nothing to worry about.
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No one's there.
We're all alone...
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Sturla Bonecrusher?
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Old buddy!
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You sure gave us a fright.
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This must be
the craziest coincidence ever!
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Old acquaintances meeting by chance
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in a completely unlikely place.
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But don't just stand there, Sturla.
Sit down.
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Take a load off
before I take it off for you.
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Have some rodent.
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Or two.
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Raids are great.
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But I'm sure it will be nice
to come home again, too.
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I think I prefer to be on a raid.
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I guess the situation at home
is a little... messy.
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Since we're kind of
boyfriend and girlfriend.
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And I live together with Hildur
and she's pregnant and all that.
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Yeah.
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It's...
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A little messy.
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But if that baby in her stomach is mine,
I feel like I kind of have to be there.
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What do you mean, if the baby's yours?
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It is, isn't it?
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Loki if I know.
I was thinking about it.
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And when I look back,
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I don't think she came.
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OK?
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I mean, I came by the bucket.
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Crazy amounts
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of seed in her.
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But I don't think she came.
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Or climaxed, or whatever it's called.
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And in that case,
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the baby can't be mine.
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I don't know if the woman has to cum
in order to make a baby.
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Or maybe she does.
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That would explain
why I never had a baby with Orm.
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So...
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How are you filling your days, Sturla,
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after your little mutiny in Norheim?
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I capture outlaws.
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And sell them as slaves.
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Human trafficking?
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Well, I guess somebody's gotta do it.
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We're heading to Rome.
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Away from the frigid north.
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To more southern climes.
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You haven't gotten very far.
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Yes, we have.
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Norheim is three day's march from here.
So, no.
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Three day's march?
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We've spent two months
on a three-day march?
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By Odin, you two!
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Us two?
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Excuse me.
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If anyone is to blame here,
it almost has to be the sun.
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Because that's what we followed.
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What are you three actually doing out here
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in the middle of the forest?
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Good question.
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I guess you could say
a number of unfortunate circumstances
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led to the result of us becoming...
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Orm!
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Outlaws.
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But that needs to remain
our little secret.
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So you have no legal protection?
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Everyone can do what they want with you?
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In theory, yes.
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But hardly likely in practice.
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OK.
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Talk to you later, folks.
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Don't let anyone steal your dreams.
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No.
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And...
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Rome isn't a dream.
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It's a reality.
Any minute now.
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Come on. We have to get away from here
before he comes back.
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Liv, you always think the worst of people.
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The Bonecrusher may be a little rough
around the edges,
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but deep down there's a heart of gold.
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You don't have a heart of gold
if you're called the Bonecrusher.
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Liv...
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You do realize that we
have to get away now?
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What we realize, is that we need to sleep.
Because it's been a very long day.
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I can get real grumpy tomorrow
if I don't get enough sleep.
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And that's not a threat.
It's simply a warning for your own good.
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By Thor and Odin,
how hard can it be to keep up the pace?
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Well, several of them are missing a leg.
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And this one guy
I think is missing his eyes, also.
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This is not good.
It's embarrassing!
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Let's get rid of these slaves
before we meet someone we know.
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Well, if it isn't Jarl Varg's men!
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- Long time, no see.
- Likewise.
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So you're here too?
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Yeah, we have this incredible bounty
from the West
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that we're going to try to get rid of.
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Tell me about it.
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Us too, from the East.
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Yeah.
Too bad there are limits
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to how much you can actually bring home
from these raids.
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We had to dump six slaves
during our crossing.
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Because of the weight.
Simply too much boobs and muscles.
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You know.
Too much ballast.
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By Loki!
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Have you been pillaging in Helheim,
or what?
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No.
They may look a little shabby.
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But this is prime merchandise.
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You calling him prime merchandise?
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Yeah, I am.
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You know, the body compensates.
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So if you lose an arm,
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the body will make your other arm
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twice as strong.
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Is that so?
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So it has nothing to say.
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Makes no difference
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at all.
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OK...
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We're actually very thrilled
that we have defective slaves.
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They're going to be in great demand.
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Good for you.
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Of course,
these slaves have a different appeal.
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They're more for the connoisseurs.
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Must be.
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Not as commercial as yours.
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So, yeah...
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Of course, your slaves have
a larger range of buyers.
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But if we find the right buyer here...
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We will truly strike it rich.
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Right.
Yeah.
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We'll see about that.
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- See you later.
- Yeah, will do. OK.
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Come on.
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OK, let's just go.
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Come on!
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Get moving!
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Jarl Varg.
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Arvid.
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And the hand thief.
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Having a snack, are we?
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And the prostheses?
Are they working all right?
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Are you being fed?
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Anything wrong with them?
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No.
They're excellent.
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Cutting edge.
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Great.
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I see you've got a lot of stash there.
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Been out west again, Arvid?
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Yeah.
Just got back.
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Great trip.
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Maybe it's time you gave me that map
Olav promised me?
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I'm going to say no to that.
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You're going to break Olav's promise?
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Remember, breaking a promise
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can bring punishment.
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Varg.
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You're sitting there without hands,
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threatening me.
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Isn't that a little weird?
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I mean, you're by definition
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functionally disabled.
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Yeah.
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You can't wage war,
you can't row, you can't sail.
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Can you do anything
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hand related at all?
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No.
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Then what do you need that map for?
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I get a very
"pearls for swine" feeling here.
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Anyway, see you later.
283
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Arvid.
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You and I will meet again
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under different circumstances.
286
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Yeah, sure.
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00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,080
- What do you have in mind?
- Arvid, I can't start explaining that now.
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Mark my words.
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We will meet again.
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Under different circumstances!
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The next time we meet, it would be
pretty weird if it was right here
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and the circumstances were identical.
293
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Just leave, Arvid.
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Just saying.
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It would be strange, right?
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So big!
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Yes, once again
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Thor and Odin have shown
that they truly
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appreciate the work we do.
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Because if it had been so wrong
to ravage and slaughter and rape,
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we wouldn't be standing here today
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with all these wonderful spoils of war.
303
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So on the count of three,
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00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,960
go ahead and help yourselves!
305
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One, two, three!
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OK...
So you're giving it all away?
307
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,560
Yeah, it was Hildur's idea.
308
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,200
And you know this stuff.
309
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,000
Yes, a chieftain has to buy loyalty.
That's how it works.
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I see.
311
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,160
Now it's finished.
Oh, it's beautiful!
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00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,760
- You making one in the middle?
- Yeah, a third one.
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I must say, Arvid,
314
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this cape is lovely!
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00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,680
You two!
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- Well pillaged.
- Thank you.
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Have a seat.
318
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You should maybe have something to eat.
319
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,840
You have to eat for two now.
320
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,640
Isn't this great?
321
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,440
What?
322
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:39,040
You'd think this situation
would be a little more awkward.
323
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,600
Not everyone
would be able to handle a boyfriend
324
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,960
living with a woman
he has just sprayed tons of seed into.
325
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,040
No.
326
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,800
But you do, Frøya.
And I must say, I really respect that.
327
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,360
It's very generous.
328
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,120
You give me room
to be First Lady in the village.
329
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,600
And I give you room
to cultivate your relationship.
330
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,360
Even though I'm pregnant
with Arvid's baby.
331
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,360
You just have to respect that generosity.
332
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,880
So true.
333
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,680
I mean, what the three of us have here
334
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,440
is so unique.
335
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,240
It is.
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00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,560
Håkon?
337
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,520
Now it's about time
you start to communicate with your family.
338
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,600
All you do is sit and stare, all day long.
339
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,320
You don't play with the children anymore.
340
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,560
And you haven't worked for Jarl Varg
since you came back from Norheim.
341
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,200
Will you please tell me
if something's wrong?
342
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,800
Children, run out and play.
343
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,280
And I'll talk to your daddy.
344
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,240
By Thor,
345
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,080
tell me what happened.
346
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,600
Did something unpleasant happen
on that trip?
347
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,200
You know, that trip turned out to be
348
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,880
totally...
349
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,560
Very, very difficult.
350
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,080
How so?
351
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,120
- Did you have to march with blisters?
- No.
352
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,400
Gnats? Were there so many gnats
you couldn't sleep?
353
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,840
There weren't that many gnats.
354
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,560
Then what was it?
355
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,520
We got to Norheim...
356
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,360
And the first thing we had to do,
357
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,920
was to maim and murder
a bunch of the people who lived there.
358
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,120
- What?
- Yeah.
359
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,280
And...
360
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,600
And then Varg insisted
we ravish one of their women.
361
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,240
Ravish?
362
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,000
As in...
363
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,360
Rape?
With your willie?
364
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,160
Not... lick-rape?
365
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,560
No.
He wanted us to...
366
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,040
To rape with our willie.
367
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,040
I must say, this is shocking.
368
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,800
- And Varg, of all people?
- Yes.
369
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,360
This time he went too far.
370
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,200
Way too far.
Way too far.
371
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,400
He forced us way outside our comfort zone.
372
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,200
You have to do something.
373
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,680
You can't go on like this.
374
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,640
Work is something
you should look forward to,
375
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,760
not something you should dread.
376
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,080
You should just tell him.
377
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,360
I mean,
it's all about communication, right?
378
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,720
What's the worst thing that can happen?
379
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,520
I don't know.
380
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,040
Now tell me, Håkon...
381
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,880
Have you ever heard of something called
382
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,080
phantom pain?
383
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,880
No.
384
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,280
Me neither.
385
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,720
I just had a thought
I wanted to share with you.
386
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,280
A suggestion.
387
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,880
An idea.
388
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,200
Yes?
389
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,200
The thing is, some of the soldiers feel
390
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:00,240
that things have gone far enough.
391
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,040
That things have gone...
392
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,520
Gotten a little out of hand.
393
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,480
I mean...
394
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,240
It's OK that we're supposed to be
395
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,520
a little rough around the edges.
396
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,080
But it's kind of
397
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,880
the total picture here.
398
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,280
With the gruesome leadership style
and evil plans.
399
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,800
And all that.
Maybe that's gone
400
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,960
a tad too far?
401
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,520
Anyway...
402
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,280
I was thinking.
403
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,160
Maybe we
404
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,320
could organize a seminar?
405
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,360
Where we can spend some time discussing
where we are, where we want to be.
406
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,480
And things like that.
407
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,600
And even have a value discussion.
408
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,640
Excellent.
409
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,440
Excellent!
410
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,960
Most people go for young,
beautiful slaves,
411
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,200
when they want to command someone
to milk their lizard.
412
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,320
OK?
413
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,720
Not me.
414
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,640
Classic mistake.
415
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,320
You have to go for
416
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,840
experience.
417
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,560
This one has spanked the wank
418
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,640
since before Fenrir...
419
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,320
Was shackled.
420
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,560
OK...
421
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,080
So if there is nothing else...
422
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,720
No, that was all.
423
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,960
Stop!
Slow down...
424
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,080
Keep up.
425
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,480
Well,
426
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,840
if it isn't Sturla Bonecrusher!
427
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,680
Chieftain Arvid.
428
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,560
I found something out in the woods
that may be in your interest.
429
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,280
All right!
430
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,880
That will be a little exciting.
431
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,040
Hi, hi.
432
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,760
Hi, Frøya, Arvid, Hildur.
433
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,040
Yes, yes.
434
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,520
Liv?
What happened to her?
435
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,840
Liv?
I don't know.
436
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,440
She may have been taken by wolves.
437
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,000
Wolves and menstruating women, you know.
438
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,680
It's not a good combo.
439
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,680
Well, that's...
440
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:20,800
That's tragic.
441
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,160
My deepest condolences to her next of kin.
442
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,520
That's you.
Because you're her husband.
443
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,080
No, I'm not.
It's not me, so... Nah.
444
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,840
So, well...
445
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,000
What are we supposed to do with you two?
446
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,760
Well, I was thinking
maybe just forget about everything.
447
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,880
And just start over
448
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,200
with a clean rune stick.
449
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,000
No way.
450
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,880
Because you back-stabbed
the entire village in the back.
451
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,080
Ain't gonna happen.
No.
452
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,760
Yes, no...
453
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,280
Many unfortunate things
454
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,240
have been said and done by both sides.
455
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:03,240
But I think if we feel really deep down,
and sense, then I think
456
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,640
we all are very regretful
about what has happened. All of us.
457
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,760
No.
458
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,840
And besides, none of those unfortunate
things that happened were our fault.
459
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,840
Because I think
we have to blame the Norns.
460
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,080
You know, the Norns
rule the destiny of gods and men.
461
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,040
Oh yeah?
462
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,640
Everyone knows that the Norns,
463
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:24,320
they twine the threads of fate.
464
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,240
So every man's life is predetermined.
465
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,000
It was predetermined
that we all did exactly what we all did.
466
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:34,400
Orm actually has a point here.
It's true that...
467
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,520
- Ragnar!
- What? This is fate, isn't it?
468
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,480
Sorry, I just had no control.
469
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,520
It's predetermined, right?
470
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,520
I'm not so strong with
471
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,120
laws and rules and stuff like that.
472
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,920
Especially when
you bring the Norns into all of this.
473
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,440
So...
474
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,160
- Lawspeaker, what do you think about this?
- Well...
475
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,480
Not everybody will like
what I have to say.
476
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,520
But I am the Lawspeaker.
477
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,080
And my judgment must be respected.
478
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,200
There's no doubt that Orm has
the hereditary right to the throne.
479
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,480
That's right.
That's so true, so true.
480
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,480
His father was a chieftain.
His brother was a chieftain.
481
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,800
He has chieftain blood in his veins.
482
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,480
Therefore Orm should be
the chieftain of Norheim.
483
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,760
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
484
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,920
I'm very proud and very humble.
485
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,440
And I look forward to digging into
my tasks as soon as I can...
486
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,920
But he has failed his people.
487
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,080
And has thereby disqualified himself.
488
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,000
- No!
- Yes.
489
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,400
I must therefore put the law
of inheritance and succession aside,
490
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,000
and say that as long as I live
491
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:02,240
Orm will be placed at the bottom
of society as a slave!
492
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,720
No, no...
No!
493
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,920
You came as a slave,
and you will stay one!
494
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,440
No, no!
495
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,120
I can do the work
of a hundred men intellectually.
496
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,720
But zero physically!
497
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,320
I'm a creative person!
498
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,840
I'm even left-handed!
499
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,240
No!
500
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,880
No!