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Hi.
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Spit in the pot, Hildur.
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All who seek answers, spit in the pot.
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OK. I guess I can spit a little.
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You can do better than that.
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No answers without a real gob.
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You wish to know if your husband,
the chieftain, survives.
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Yes.
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Hi.
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-How's it going here?
-Good, good.
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You feeling OK?
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As I like to say:
It's not how you're doing, it's...
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-it's how you handle it.
-That's so true.
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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I mean, how bad can it be?
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Arvid?
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Feel my heart.
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No, really feel it for real.
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-It's still strong, isn't it?
-Yeah. Feels fine.
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Just like a heart is supposed to feel
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when you grab it... directly.
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Some blood there again.
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But it's OK.
I'll just wash it off.
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I see fire.
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And...
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I see... drigs and dregs.
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Knecks and drops.
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Does that mean
he will survive or die or...?
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The gods are not ready
to receive him yet.
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That's great news!
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I was really worried. I mean,
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He's laying down in the house
with his guts
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basically hanging out
for everyone to see.
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If I die, Odin forbid,
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I want you to be chieftain.
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Not that girly-boy Orm.
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Me, as chieftain?
I don't know...
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Believe in yourself, Arvid.
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You have it all in you,
you just don't know it yet.
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But Orm is next in line.
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So wouldn't that sour the mood a little?
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This is my decision.
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Tomorrow I'll inform the village.
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Loki!
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No one?
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Drink.
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You must drink from the Prophesy Pot
if the prophesy is to come true.
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How many have spit in here before me?
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I mean, I'm guaranteed
to be sick if I drink that.
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That's just how it works.
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Seriously?
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Agreed, but,
can I ask you one question?
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Do you personally see to it
that these prophesies come true?
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No, I don't control the future.
The gods do.
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I'm merely a messenger. Drink, come on.
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If you don't have any influence,
I'd rather not drink that crap.
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Because, I mean,
the result is already given.
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You can't quarrel your way
out of destiny.
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Drink, and the prophecy
will be fulfilled.
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Everyone drinks.
Everyone has always drunk.
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Yes, but to be quite honest with you,
I think it's strange that no one
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has questioned this practice before.
I mean, it's not logical.
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I'm sorry.
I don't mean to make your job harder.
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But just drinking spit
simply doesn't work for me.
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OK. Look in the chest.
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-The Map to the West?
-Yes.
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Unfortunately it's not ours to keep.
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I promised Jarl Varg that if
we found our way across the ocean
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he should have the map.
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This is very important, Arvid.
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Varg, he's...
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How should I put it?
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A quite unpredictable
and hot-headed man.
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We could end up with some
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big problems.
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Orm is here.
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-Arvid.
-Orm.
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So,
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dear brother...
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How are you really doing?
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Well, I can't help but complain.
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Well put.
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But seriously, Orm,
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I'm not in my best shape here.
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I cannot even lift my arms.
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Really?
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That bad?
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So...
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If I do
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this.
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How does that feel?
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Can you push upwards at all?
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No, not a chance.
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No? OK. So...
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So your arms and upper body are
too weak. What about your neck?
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Can you nod, or headbutt?
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Headbutt?
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No way.
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No?
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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How are you?
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Well...
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I don't know. It's...
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I've been better, I suppose.
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Yeah.
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How about you?
How are you?
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I don't know. I just feel we have to
put our faith in Thor and Odin.
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At least the shaman was
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really positive. So...
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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You know,
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the crazy thing is...
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If Olav won't survive,
gods forbid,
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he said he wanted me
to take over as chieftain.
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-He said that?
-Yeah.
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I don't know. I'm probably not
the right guy for that job.
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Arvid.
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I think you will be
a wonderful chieftain.
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Yes! You're so, you're so... kind.
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And honest and warm and strong...
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Really strong.
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The chieftain is dead!
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He's dead in there!
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He's dead!
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-Olav!
-Olav has departed. It's terrible.
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I'm completely crushed.
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-I should have been there.
-It went quickly towards the end.
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The only thing I know
is that he died of natural causes.
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Did he have time to tell you he wanted
me to take over as chieftain?
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Yes, yes.
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And his last words were that
that was just a very grotesque joke.
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That was not my impression,
it was a joke.
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You know what they say:
Those who take a joke just as a joke,
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and seriousness seriously, they have
actually understood both poorly.
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-Yeah?
-And here the seriousness was the joke.
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I didn't quite catch that.
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But I don't know if I can accept this
just like that.
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Everyone here knows
that I am next in line.
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If you have a problem with that,
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then we have something
called "blood eagle"!
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Seriously?
Is that how you intend to handle this?
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That's exactly
how I intend to handle this, Arvid!
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That is how I handle things like this!
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Odin.
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Today
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you can set the great hall
in Valhalla
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with your finest tableware.
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Hang up your most festive curtains
and decorate with wildflowers.
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In all the beautiful colors
of the rainbow.
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For today Olav is arriving.
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Dearest brother.
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Chieftain Olav.
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If you still had been among us today,
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I know that you would have
given me a good, long hug
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and said how much you regret
the way you have treated me.
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For so many, many years.
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You would probably shed a little tear too
while thinking about all the times
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you didn't include me
in games as a child.
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And fun and parties as an adult.
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But dry your tears, Olav.
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For I know that you would have said
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that our village is now
in the best of hands
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with me as the new chieftain!
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Push him out.
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Farewell, brother!
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Farewell, brother!
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Why don't you just let me
do that, because I...
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No, no, it's just that my
hands are very cold.
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And these arrows are too slippery
for my style of shooting.
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This is ridiculous!
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The raft has to be set aflame
or else he won't get to Valhalla.
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Yes, yes.
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-Give me the bow. Give me the bow.
-No, no.
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Just let Arvid do it!
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I'll do it. I'll handle it.
He's my brother.
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-Come on. This is really important.
-Orm!
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Just one more arrow, just to be sure.
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For Thor and Odin's sake,
let Arvid do it!
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No, no, no, no.
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It's too late. It's too late.
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If Thor and Odin had wanted me to hit,
then I would have done it.
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And I think it's very important
just to respect that.
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[crowd boos]
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Who dares boo their own chieftain?
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I'm really, really disappointed.
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You shouldn't boo your own chieftain.
That's just child's knowledge.
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Try firing an arrow with really cold
fingers yourself before you start booing.
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Have any of you
ever tried to fire an arrow
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with really frozen fingers?
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No, that's what I thought.
It really has a huge effect.
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So, but now you've learned
something today, as well.
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And there's no need to feel
down in the mouth.
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Because next weekend it's funeral feast!
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Welcome, welcome.
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A bit late.
The funeral was yesterday.
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We're not here for the funeral.
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Rumor has it you went
on a raid to the West?
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Yes, yes, yes. Yes, indeed.
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A very successful raid.
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Chieftain Olav swore that
he would draw up a map.
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To show how to get there.
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A map?
That's the first I've heard of it.
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I think my brother would have shared
that information with me.
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There's supposed to be a map
among Olav's possessions.
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A map showing the route
to the West or something?
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Yeah, right, that.
We sent that out with the funeral raft.
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We thought we'd include some of
his most prized possessions.
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And he really was a fan of that map.
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-Are you serious?
-Serious as cancer.
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Jarl Varg won't like this.
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No, but it is what it is.
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The map is gone, and that's
just very, very unfortunate.
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Yeah. It's very unfortunate.
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That map...
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Was it very valuable?
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Yeah, the map was extremely valuable.
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-You can row, right?
-Yeah, I can row like a Viking.
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Good.
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I'm sending you on a secret mission.
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-Wow.
-Yes.
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You have to row out
and find Olav's funeral raft.
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And you don't dare come back
before you've found that map.
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No, of course.
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Well, well, well.
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Rufus of Rome.
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I promised we would meet again.
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We had that
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certain
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bond.
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We had that special...
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-Chemistry?
-No, no, that's not what I meant.
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I have to say that what you mentioned
about theater and acting,
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really piqued my interest.
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-OK?
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And I'm trying to get some
sort of cultural lift.
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And I really want something like
that to happen here in Norheim.
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Well, making a theater production
is very resource demanding.
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Is it?
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Mostly regarding human capital.
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Human capital?
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Yeah, I mean, creative and talented minds.
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And most of all,
lots of theater experience.
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Oh, yes.
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That's absolutely essential.
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Experience, experience...
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Which I happen to have, by the way.
An overload of experience.
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And talent.
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Talent?
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Yes, they say I am
a once-in-a-generation talent.
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Wow.
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So they say.
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Rufus, I truly want to see with my own
eyes what you are capable of.
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I want you to prepare some
highlights of your repertoire
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for the feast tonight.
Can you do that?
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Yes. I can do that.
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Good.
260
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"And from under the veil,
he rose and sang a song!"
261
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"About the mother of all creation."
262
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,960
"For you sang the Achaeans' fate
with truth and feeling."
263
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,640
"All of their actions
and their suffering."
264
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,880
"All the efforts
265
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,080
they exerted..."
266
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,320
People!
267
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,600
This... this is beautiful!
268
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,320
These are Odysseus's words to the
skald Demodocus in The Odyssey .
269
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,880
It's art!
270
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:19,960
-Your first performance was incredible.
-Thank you. I'm actually an actor.
271
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:24,280
-An educated actor.
-Rufus, could I steal you for a moment?
272
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,640
I'm just going to pee-pee,
and then I can meet you outside.
273
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,240
Yes, sure.
274
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,080
Loki!
Have you read these rune sticks?
275
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,240
No, but I've seen tons of them
up by the latrine.
276
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:49,280
People are sitting there reading them
and laughing. What are they?
277
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,560
Rune sticks about me. And very
childish messages, I have to say.
278
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,920
Huh, wow.
279
00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,280
But now that I'm chieftain,
I can finally put a stop to all this.
280
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,200
Shall I?
Do you need help?
281
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,800
Listen, I've...
282
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,120
You know, speaking of theater, I, I...
283
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,360
I was very impressed by
what you did in there.
284
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,240
Oh, really?
285
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,920
And I've been thinking
and I want to ask you:
286
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,040
Do you want to be
287
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,880
a theater man?
288
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,280
-A theater man?
-Yes.
289
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,520
Someone who knows everything
290
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,440
and has the big responsibility
and all that.
291
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,160
I wonder if you might mean...
creative director?
292
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,920
Yes! Yes, yes.
293
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,080
Absolutely.
I just didn't remember
294
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,080
the term, at the moment.
295
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,720
Is that something that maybe
is possible, that you might want to do?
296
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,320
I'm not sure you're fully aware
of who you're engaging.
297
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,720
Because I'm uncompromising
when it comes to art.
298
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,360
Yes, no, it's very important
to be uncompromising.
299
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,040
I need full creative freedom.
300
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,480
And I need to do things my way.
301
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,360
This has to be taken serious.
302
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,400
Yes, no, but indeed,
but I am very serious.
303
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,560
Then my recommendation
is to take immediate action.
304
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,000
To lift this town up
305
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,360
from this barbaric shithole
that it is now.
306
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,960
How do we do that?
307
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,880
Well, the obvious thing would be
to make an installation.
308
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:38,040
An installation? Yes.
That's a great idea. Let's do it.
309
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,640
What is that?
310
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,240
Well, it's a three-dimensional sculpture
made of objects,
311
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,320
often objects
from everyday life.
312
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,440
The important thing here
is its symbolic value.
313
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,120
-Yes.
-It's invaluable.
314
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,960
Great, great.
315
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,120
How do you see this?
316
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,440
How do you imagine it?
317
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,760
I have a very exciting vision.
318
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,360
Vision? Yes.
That's very important.
319
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,200
[men chattering]
320
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,200
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!
321
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,560
What in Hel do you think you're doing?
322
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,280
-Isn't this a funeral party?
-Yes, sort of.
323
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:46,120
But it started some time ago.
And punctuality is a virtue.
324
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,120
Which is something
I've decided to start saying.
325
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,920
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We were just sitting around drinking.
326
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,520
-And had such a nice time.
-And?
327
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,640
You know how it is.
The pre-party's usually the best part.
328
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,440
When you get to the actual party,
everyone goes to their...
329
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,080
Arvid, Arvid, Arvid.
Hush, hush, hush.
330
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,480
Hush.
331
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,320
This is a feast
to honor your new chieftain.
332
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,000
Not some anecdotal get-together
333
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,600
about the excellence
of pre-parties contra parties.
334
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,320
Isn't this feast supposed to be
in memory of Olav?
335
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:29,040
Aren't we going to pour out mead
and laugh and cry and mourn and stuff?
336
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:32,520
Arvid, if I as the brother
of the deceased
337
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,120
have managed to move on and forget,
338
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,240
I think the rest of you
can do the exactly same.
339
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,640
And anyway, I thought this would be
a perfect occasion for certain people
340
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,800
to swear allegiance to their
new chieftain and show respect.
341
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,280
-Which certain people?
-You, Arvid.
342
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,040
Unless you'd rather become a niding
and be chased away from the village?
343
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,480
-No, of course not.
-No?
344
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,560
Wonderful. Lovely.
345
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,960
Lovely. Kiss my hand.
346
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,080
-Huh?
-Kiss my hand!
347
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,880
Kiss it.
348
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,880
Kneel.
349
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,920
See?
350
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,840
That wasn't so hard, was it?
351
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,320
You have a new chieftain
and a new regime.
352
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:36,320
And by tomorrow you will see
that things have changed around here.
353
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,080
Orm?
354
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,800
What in Loki's name, Orm?
355
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,400
Well, well, well.
356
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:03,080
If it isn't the rune-stick
maker himself.
357
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,160
-What?
-I said, well, well, well.
358
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,840
If it isn't the rune-stick
maker himself.
359
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,000
Okay.
360
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,200
Hildur, I pray to Thor and Odin
361
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,600
that you my dear sister-in-law
are not responsible for this.
362
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,240
I have no clue
what you're talking about.
363
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,360
So none of you have
been carving runesticks
364
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,960
with insulting
messages about me?
365
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,120
It wasn't me, but what does it say?
366
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,040
It doesn't matter what it says.
That's beside the point.
367
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,280
-Have you done this?
-No.
368
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,920
Well, I know it's one of you.
369
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,760
So perhaps the guilty party would like
to come forward and confess right away
370
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,120
so we can get this over with.
371
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,440
No? OK. OK!
372
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,520
Then I guess,
373
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,040
to prove this,
there's only one thing to do.
374
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,080
-Writing samples.
-[scoffs]
375
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,880
You're going to carve
exactly what it says here.
376
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,480
And then afterwards we'll compare and see
whose carving resembles this the most.
377
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,880
So get started.
378
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,760
Ow!
379
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,680
Yes, this must be the one.
380
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,440
Whose writing sample is this?
381
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,240
It's mine.
382
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,720
You disappoint me.
Why do such a thing?
383
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,280
It's just innocent fun.
384
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,320
Uh-huh, so you think this
is just an innocent joke?
385
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,160
-Yeah, it's humor.
-Humor?
386
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,320
Yes.
387
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,680
-So you think punishment is humor too?
-Punishment for writing rune sticks?
388
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,640
-What happened to freedom of speech?
-Okay, it's like this:
389
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,800
I disapprove of what you say, but I will
defend to the death your right to say it.
390
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,840
Great.
I was really starting to wonder.
391
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,520
But in this specific case
you went too far.
392
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,840
Seriously?
393
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,760
Ow! Orm?
394
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,200
Hildur.
395
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,360
It has been proven that you are
the woman behind the rune sticks
396
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,680
with the following messages:
397
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,320
"Orm er rassr-agr."
398
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,280
Which means Orm is an unmanly,
399
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:15,240
-homosexual, perverted person.
-[laughing]
400
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,480
See you completely miss the mark.
401
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,240
In order for humor to be relevant,
402
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,200
it needs to be rooted in reality.
403
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,960
And this is where you so
completely and utterly fail.
404
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,440
I think it's quite fine you
don't find it funny,
405
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,800
but obviously humor is
a very subjective thing.
406
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,400
Hildur,
407
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,200
you have slandered Orm.
408
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,800
And to make justice come true,
I have no other option
409
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,040
than to let Orm
410
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,000
exercise his punishment his own way.
411
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,280
-Go on.
-What?
412
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,480
Orm...
413
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,360
Seriously?
414
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,440
See what you made me do?
415
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,760
Straight in the gut.
416
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,520
Now you went too far.
417
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,360
Way too far.
I'll get you for this!
418
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,440
That makes me wonder if
419
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,440
maybe this is where
your journey ends?
420
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,040
Loki!
421
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
That was quite a trip.
422
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,960
I don't have any skin left on my hands.
423
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,880
But I got you the map.
There you are.
424
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,880
Map?
What map?
425
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,400
The map from Chieftain Olav's
funeral raft.
426
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:21,120
I had completely forgotten about that map.
I'm not sure I have any use for it now.
427
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,200
Was there anything else?
428
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,000
Nope.
429
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,480
Slave on.
430
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,880
Norheim is going to be
a cultural capital.
431
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,280
You know that?
432
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,840
That's something my brother
never achieved
433
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,840
and he was chieftain
for more than ten years.
434
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,000
Wow.
435
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,080
Well he kind of had other priorities.
436
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,360
Yes, and I've been chieftain
for two months,
437
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,360
and already have
an installation going up
438
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,280
that really inspires respect.
439
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,560
-About that installation.
-Yes?
440
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,520
Rufus wants it to look a certain way.
441
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,640
Yes, he's uncompromising.
442
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,960
But now we have run out of metal
and stuff to build it the way he wants.
443
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,360
No, no, no.
444
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,200
No, no, no, that's horrible!
445
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,280
How can we get our hands on more
metal and things like that, quickly?
446
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,640
Come on, Arvid.
Be a little solution-oriented.
447
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,840
What we usually do when
we need stuff, is go out raiding.
448
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,560
But I don't know if that's...
449
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,920
-Raiding?
-Yeah, is that your...
450
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,480
No, no, that could work.
451
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,920
-Really?
-Yes.
452
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,200
-Raiding, as in a proper raid?
-Yes, yes, that's what I mean.
453
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,720
Is that decided, then?
454
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,200
Yes. Yes, I'm chieftain.
I can decide things like this.
455
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,160
Yes, we're going out raiding!
456
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,800
We're going to pillage and rape again!
Woo-hoo!
457
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:05,000
.....:::::I hope you enjoyed watching this movie:::::.....
458
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,200
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