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I know it's one of you.

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The hard part
is that he looks like a woman.

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He's very feminine.

4
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Such a disagreeable

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character.

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Oh!
Look what we have here.

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Orm.

8
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-No!
-Orm, Orm, Orm.

9
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Such a great master of

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disguise.

11
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But you can't hide your nut sack
with makeup and a costume.

12
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[gasps]

13
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Jarl Varg?

14
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We found a secret exit.

15
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Orm has escaped.

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Stop, stop, stop, stop!

17
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What is it?

18
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-What is it?
-I have a stitch.

19
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-A stitch?
-I can't be sure.

20
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Okay, we haven't exactly gotten
very far from the village.

21
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Maybe we should...

22
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The stitch is eating me up inside.
I can't walk a step more.

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-You can do that.
-No.

24
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A stitch isn't that painful!

25
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I'm known far and wide for my
extremely high pain threshold.

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Are you?

27
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But this hurts. They say that stitches
are more painful than childbirth.

28
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So we're staying here.

29
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If there is one person I never thought
would manage to escape, it's Orm.

30
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He can't have gone far.

31
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Just one thing.

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What happened down there...

33
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If you think I was involved in
some sort of homosexual activity,

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you couldn't be more wrong.

35
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Passionate sex with another man?
Doesn't get more gay than that, does it?

36
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Sure, but what's important
is that according to Viking law,

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you haven't engaged in
illegal homosexual activity

38
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as long as you are the active part.

39
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-Really?
-Yes. That's why I was so active

40
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with fingers and tongue
and hip thrusts and all those things.

41
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It was a real dance of life,
wasn't it?

42
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It was. And what's important
is that Viking law

43
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is extremely clear on that issue.

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As long as you are the active part

45
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in an homosexual activity,

46
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it's not illegal
and... no honor is lost.

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-So you haven't lost any honor?
-No, no. Not at all.

48
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On the contrary.

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Orm!

50
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I know you pillaged to the West!

51
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All I need is the map!

52
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Give me the map
and I'll save your life, Orm!

53
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Everyone else though will be slaves.

54
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But you are safe.

55
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Orm!

56
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No one would agree
to a deal like that.

57
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My gods, does he really believe
you're that much of a coward?

58
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Orm?

59
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Orm!

60
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Orm!

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-Orm!
-I'm here!

62
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Here I am!
Here!

63
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I didn't really run away.
I...

64
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Orm, Orm, Orm.

65
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-I hope you have what I want.
-Coward!

66
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Like you wouldn't have done
the same thing!

67
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No one here would have
sacrificed the village!

68
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That's easy for you to say,
being all safe in a cage.

69
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Here it is. I meant to give it to you
all along, so this feels good.

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Orm...

71
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Orm, Orm, Orm.

72
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What is this, Orm?

73
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A lot of large penises and rectums?

74
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This is not a map.

75
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Maybe it is a map.
Maybe it's a map of the body.

76
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Check it out!

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I hope you are ready, Orm.

78
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Blood eagles
are very fashionable these days.

79
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No! Don't, don't, don't!

80
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I know exactly where the map is.

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Arvid. Arvid has it.

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-Arvid?
-Yes.

83
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That retarded right-hand man to Olav?

84
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Maybe  I  was
the right-hand man for Olav.

85
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But he was the brains
behind the raid to the West,

86
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and he hid the map and
everything!

87
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OK.
Let's find Arvid and slice him up.

88
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No, you won't find him.
You have to use cunning.

89
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Just forget this blood-eagle
stuff and let me go!

90
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I know his weakness.

91
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Excuse me.
Is there a Liv here?

92
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-Liv?
-Yeah, that's me.

93
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You are to be defiled.
In public.

94
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Huh?
Defiled?

95
00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,320
Yeah.
You know...

96
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Raped. In public.

97
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So, I'm sorry. It was not my idea
at all. But you know...

98
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It's part of the deal here.

99
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By the Earl, then?
Does he do those things himself?

100
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Yeah, it's...
You know.

101
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I can't totally guarantee it,
but let's cross our fingers and hope

102
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that the Earl
will do the defiling today.

103
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So, come on.

104
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-Yes.
-Be strong!

105
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It's just outside the door here.

106
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Can you close the door after me?
You can go first.

107
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Arvid!

108
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I want the map!

109
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No honorable man
would let his woman

110
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be penetrated in public!

111
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What a douche!

112
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Come on, Arvid!

113
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This is not very honorable.
Honor is important.

114
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So I have to do something, don't I?

115
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You can't attack them
with only a knife.

116
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I don't see that being
the right strategic choice.

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Magnus, rape Arvid's wife.

118
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Him? A mere foot soldier?

119
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-Ridiculous!
-Rape her.

120
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You know, it's kind of funny, but...

121
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Any other day, I would have just
jumped on her and pounded away.

122
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Yes.

123
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But there's been so much lately,
with this invasion of Norheim

124
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and the long horse ride here and all...

125
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I just don't feel

126
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fresh.

127
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Håkon?

128
00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,280
Rape her.

129
00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,600
Yeah, the thing is, I'm just not that

130
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comfortable doing this.

131
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If my wife back home finds out

132
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that I'm raping people on my business
trips, she's really gonna lose it.

133
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OK. Incredible, incredible.
I have to do everything myself.

134
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Raped by an Earl.
Now we're talking!

135
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Finally. I can't wait
to get pumped full of power.

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-Quiet, please.
-Sorry. Just got a little excited.

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For a victim, she sure is bold.

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Could I get a pillow?
Because you'd get a better angle,

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and your seed will easier
find its way up my birth canal.

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No pillow.

141
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Obviously she's not thinking clearly.

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Turn your backs.

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That goes for you as well in the cage!

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I don't need hundreds of eyes
staring at my butt

145
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while I'm pumping the granny
out of her!

146
00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:06,000
Come on. You can do this, boy.
She's afraid. Remember that.

147
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,160
You are powerful.

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00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,160
Arvid?

149
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,240
This is the last warning, Arvid.

150
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:16,880
I'm about to penetrate your wife!

151
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,560
And soon we will become
Eskimo brothers.

152
00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,720
Are you ready?

153
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:25,200
-I guess I should attack.
-I may have an idea.

154
00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,160
I think I know someone
who can help us.

155
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:32,480
You stay out of this, Arvid! I have the
chance to have powerful Earl seed now!

156
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,400
You said you had an idea?

157
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,120
This is the jackpot, you hear me?
The jackpot!

158
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,000
No erection.
Yes, great.

159
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,400
I think we'll draw the line there.
You were lucky this time, Arvid!

160
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,440
This was just a warning.

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Under other circumstances,
with sun and happy people,

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I would have drowned her
with my great, wonderful Jarl-sperm!

163
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,120
So...

164
00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:05,640
Hm.

165
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,960
Get out of my way.

166
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,880
There's your army.

167
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,920
Eirik?

168
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,880
Uncle Oddvar?

169
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,400
Hey, Arvid!

170
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:02,800
-But you're all dead.
-No, we're alive.

171
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:06,080
In some sort of limbo, then?

172
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,160
Not quite Valhalla,

173
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,440
because you have some unfinished
business  here on earth?

174
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,600
Well, we were supposed
to do the  ættestup .

175
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,600
But it kind of goes against
all human instinct

176
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to throw yourself off a cliff
to your certain death like that.

177
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,400
It's so... lemming.

178
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:27,520
Mm.

179
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:32,920
So what you're saying is that you're
some sort of Army of the Dead?

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Under my command.

181
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,880
No, that's not what I'm saying.

182
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:45,600
I think I need to sit down and try
to figure out what's happening here.

183
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,560
Now I think I know what
that misunderstanding was about.

184
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,040
-You're alive!
-Yes.

185
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,320
But you're still willing
to fight for me, right?

186
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,400
Of course!

187
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,960
That's what we've
been trying to tell you.

188
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:17,760
Falling in battle is the only way
for us to get to Valhalla.

189
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,880
So this is really what you
can call an ideal situation.

190
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,160
Sounds good to me.
Let's make a plan!

191
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,160
I've struggled with the blood supply
to the nether regions myself.

192
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,880
From time to time.

193
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,000
Especially with the wife.

194
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,800
Other times it's hard as a pebble.

195
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:04,000
The meat whistle likes to dance to its
own tune. Isn't that what they say?

196
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:19,200
Anyway, you can comfort yourself
that the West is overrated.

197
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,240
We have something
that's far more valuable.

198
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,200
-Diamonds?
-No, no.

199
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,280
More than that.

200
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,400
Rubies?

201
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,120
Theater!

202
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,120
Theater?

203
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:46,560
If I just can get a few key individuals
out of that cage,

204
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,200
we can show you an excerpt
from this summer's play.

205
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,960
Shame!

206
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,600
She loves thee!

207
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,480
No, she loves thee!

208
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,040
[shouting continues]

209
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,160
Again, it's very difficult to imagine

210
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,280
without all the props and all the...

211
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:14,600
And we didn't have a chance to warm
up, so we didn't reach the high notes.

212
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,360
Maybe we can try again?

213
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,480
I never felt this before.

214
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,520
Can we just do it again?
Maybe now that we're warmed up.

215
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,720
I have some kind of

216
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,040
liquid

217
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,880
out of my eye.

218
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,960
Most of all,

219
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,120
I think I learned
something about myself.

220
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,800
And the society we live in.

221
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,480
[horn blows]

222
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,400
[horn blows]

223
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,080
Ah.

224
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,160
Here comes the pig
to the slaughterhouse.

225
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,720
That many?

226
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,640
I thought you said he was alone.

227
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,560
He was, the last time I saw him.

228
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,680
And all the Vikings are down
there in the cage.

229
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,599
So Loki knows who those guys are.

230
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,400
[shouting]

231
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,720
Varg!

232
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,320
[sniff]

233
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,000
OK, fatso.
Send me to Valhalla.

234
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,960
First of all,

235
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,720
I'm not fat.

236
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,040
I have a curved spine.

237
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,640
So my stomach
tends to bulge out a little.

238
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,720
Because my spine turns inwards,
in a sense.

239
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,360
And second of all...

240
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:33,400
I'm going to spare your life. Because
I understand you have been fooled here.

241
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,480
Yeah.

242
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,040
Yes. The wisest man resigns.
Isn't that what they say, Arvid?

243
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,800
You truly are big-hearted.

244
00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,200
Seriously, showing that you're willing
to put conflicts behind you quickly,

245
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,840
and not dwell on what stupid
things others may have done.

246
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,360
I give you my respect.

247
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,280
Thanks.

248
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:12,040
You're quite a man.
Your chieftain is very, very proud of you.

249
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,880
So, yes...

250
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,080
I guess I'll take over from here.

251
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:22,760
It's very important not to have
any doubt as to who actually is

252
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,120
the leader of Norheim.
No one would benefit from that.

253
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,880
Arvid, Arvid...

254
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,120
Arvid!

255
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,720
I don't think that's gonna work.

256
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,360
I mean, you're welcome to try.

257
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,200
-But I don't think it's gonna work.
-You're probably right.

258
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,560
But I'm so tactile!

259
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,800
Arvid!

260
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,000
Arvid...

261
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,040
Hi.

262
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,640
Chieftain Arvid.

263
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,000
Who would have dreamt that?

264
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,080
I dreamt about it.
And Olav dreamt about it.

265
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,480
Can I ask you something?

266
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,800
Mm-hm.

267
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,480
Do you think it is OK if a person
has one weakness,

268
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or does everybody
have to be completely perfect?

269
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,840
You can't exactly expect anyone
to be perfect all the time.

270
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,400
Because I have one tiny weakness.

271
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,120
I love power.

272
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:48,200
I'm drawn to power like a moth
to a flame. That's just who I am, Arvid.

273
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,880
I'm aware of that.

274
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,400
Olvar, he was so rich.
And you were so strong.

275
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,960
And Jarl Varg...
Well, he was an Earl.

276
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,800
Actually I don't understand
why every woman in town

277
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,560
didn't throw
themselves at him?

278
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,560
Because he's a psychopath
and very very evil?

279
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,720
No, that felt more like
a role he was playing.

280
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,720
You can't judge him based on that.

281
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:11,640
Even a guy that bad,
you were attracted to?

282
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,480
Yeah, but nothing happened anyway.

283
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,440
I just hope you can forgive me.

284
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,720
Yeah, I guess I can.

285
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,400
You can?

286
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,360
I just want to start
with a clean rune stick, now.

287
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,760
Sure, we can do that.

288
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,840
-Hi there, Kark.
-Greetings, Chieftain Arvid!

289
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,600
You have any space left in your sty?
You have a new roommate.

290
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,960
Yeah, of course.
Where there's a sty, there's a way.

291
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,560
-You're kidding now, Arvid!
-I'm serious as cancer.

292
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,040
This is your new home.

293
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,520
-You are never to approach the farm again.
-Oh my gods!

294
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,600
Arvid, I will never forgive you this!

295
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,520
There's no reason to look
down your nose at this.

296
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,840
I mean, I tried living in a house once.
This is much better.

297
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,560
Except for the smell, of course.
The smell is better anywhere else.

298
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:15,280
Jarl Varg, I choose to believe you
have learned a lesson here in Norheim.

299
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,960
I have learned, Arvid.

300
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,840
You are hard as flint
and a man of honor.

301
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,960
And I'm sorry that you have become

302
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,040
Jarl Handless now, but...

303
00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,720
we put our best
prosthetic smiths to work.

304
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:35,120
And I must say
I'm incredibly proud of the result.

305
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,800
Will you please raise your hands,
so we all can see?

306
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,240
Raise your hands.

307
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,360
With this hand you can eat,
just as before.

308
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,720
And the other one should work
just like a regular hand.

309
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,560
Though with more stiff fingers.

310
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:07,680
So I'd say perfectly adequate hands
there, I think we can agree on that?

311
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,720
Yes.
Perfect, Arvid.

312
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:15,680
So, have a nice trip home.
I hope we can say we are even now.

313
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:20,160
No hard feelings, now that you've
got both your hands back, right?

314
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,440
No hard feelings, Arvid.

315
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,320
Seriously, no hard feelings?

316
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:32,840
Oh, yes, I have hard feelings.
Terrible and gruesome feelings.

317
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,280
In my body.
I won't talk about it now.

318
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,720
Strategy, my friend.

319
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,680
Strategy.

320
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,320
Viljar, don't you look nice!

321
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:51,080
-Thanks.
-Very excellent choice of fur.

322
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,840
By the way, might you be interested
in a little digging tonight?

323
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,960
You don't happen to have
a dig-urge do you?

324
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Not gonna happen,
Orm, Orm, Tapeworm.

325
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,200
[laughing]

326
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,720
Tapeworm.
That's very funny, Viljar.

327
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,840
You been saving that joke for a long time?
I've known you since you were two, Viljar.

328
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,040
This is the first time
you've said anything funny!

329
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,080
Congratulations.

330
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,040
Hildur!

331
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,640
My dear sister-in-law.
How's she doing?

332
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,760
Perfect. How about you?

333
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,880
-Fine, fine. Could've been better, but...
-I can see that.

334
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,040
So, how do you feel about digging?
You like digging?

335
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,800
Mm... nope.

336
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,920
Hildur, Hildur, don't you dare walk away
without digging me out!

337
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
That's just what I'm doing, Orm.

338
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,400
I regret that I didn't have you
ravished when I had the chance!

339
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,480
Oh, good.
See? Blood is thicker than water.

340
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,360
-There's a shovel over there.
-I don't need a shovel.

341
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,560
[sighs]

342
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,360
Look what you made me do, Orm.

343
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:09,040
You're spraying a little on me, too.
I don't know if that's your intention.

344
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,120
I can't exactly turn away, you know.

345
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,160
It's too late, it's too late.

346
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,840
Hey!

347
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,640
Skål!

348
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,760
Psst.

349
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,200
-Psst.
-Who's that?

350
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,920
Who's that saying "psst"?

351
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,560
If that's some kind of harassment,
just knock it off.

352
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,160
Some oral equivalent of peeing on me?

353
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,360
It's me. Liv.

354
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,600
You truly are sent from Thor and Odin.

355
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,480
I refuse to live with a semi-retarded
slave for the rest of my days.

356
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,560
Believe it or not, I'd rather
escape with you.

357
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,600
Because you are leaving, right?

358
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,240
Yes, yes.

359
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,000
-In your face!
-In your face, Arvid!

360
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,560
Fucking Neanderthal!

361
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,560
-The birds have flown the coop!
-Too bad.

362
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,800
Retards!
Inbred bastards!

363
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,040
My ass laughs at you, Arvid.

364
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,120
And so does my assicle!

365
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,840
Yes, my...
What?!

366
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,360
This is not the last
you've seen of me, Arvid!

367
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,680
We'll be back!
The chieftain's seat will be mine!

368
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,240
-We're not going back!
-Yes, yes.

369
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,920
-No, no, no.
-Yes, yes, yes, for vengeance.

370
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,760
To revenge...

371
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,440
Row, Liv, row!

372
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,320
Wait, too close to shore!

373
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,040
Hi! There you are!
I've been looking all over for you.

374
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,640
I have some really fun news.

375
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,000
What?

376
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,280
There's life inside me.

377
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,520
A little Arvid!

378
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,000
Huh?

379
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,240
A little Arvid?
As in you, Arvid?

380
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,720
-I don't know.
-Yes, isn't that great?

381
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,760
And you know, I can feel it's a boy.

382
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,000
A little chieftain!

383
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,840
Yes. But I don't want to interrupt.
You just go on.

384
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,520
I'll see you inside.
Yes? OK.