1 00:00:06,462 --> 00:00:09,247 - Previously on "Deadly Class"... 2 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:10,640 Maybe I finally found a reason to live 3 00:00:10,683 --> 00:00:11,815 in a place surrounded by death. 4 00:00:11,858 --> 00:00:13,469 - You don't have to be alone. 5 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:16,124 - There is a cute new boy in school 6 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:17,734 who we both kissed 7 00:00:17,777 --> 00:00:19,866 but we're not supposed to discuss him? 8 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:22,173 - After everything my family has done for you! 9 00:00:22,217 --> 00:00:23,783 You'd be dead if it weren't for me! 10 00:00:23,827 --> 00:00:27,091 - Your family didn't save me. They used me! 11 00:00:27,135 --> 00:00:30,834 - Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. 12 00:00:30,877 --> 00:00:33,271 I want the name you stole from me, dickhead! 13 00:00:33,315 --> 00:00:34,881 People are killed every day. 14 00:00:34,925 --> 00:00:36,492 But if I'm gonna get famous, 15 00:00:36,535 --> 00:00:38,581 I've got to do this with pizzazz. 16 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:41,888 And yes, Mr. Donahue, the exclusive is yours. 17 00:00:41,932 --> 00:00:43,760 "If you don't find me in three days, 18 00:00:43,803 --> 00:00:46,328 "this psycho's gonna send me home with a note 19 00:00:46,371 --> 00:00:47,720 "about who did it. 20 00:00:47,764 --> 00:00:49,418 - You must have heard by now 21 00:00:49,461 --> 00:00:51,681 that Yukio was found with his throat cut. 22 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:54,553 - He deserved much worse. - I, too, lost a child. 23 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,425 - Any parent who has lost a child 24 00:00:56,468 --> 00:00:58,557 could see through your false grieving. 25 00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,517 I'll have to take your daughter to protect her. 26 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,258 - I go through his stuff when he's not in the room. 27 00:01:03,301 --> 00:01:05,477 - You reek, Mr. Shabnam! 28 00:01:05,521 --> 00:01:07,262 - It's a jailbreak! 29 00:01:07,305 --> 00:01:08,959 - If we don't stop Chester 30 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,787 and get Chico's head, the cartel-- 31 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,310 - The cartel will kill her 32 00:01:12,354 --> 00:01:13,703 and the serial killer will kill you. 33 00:01:13,746 --> 00:01:15,444 Everyone will die. We get it. 34 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,272 - Y'all must be out your damn minds. 35 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:18,751 There are many causes I'd die for. 36 00:01:18,795 --> 00:01:20,449 There ain't a single cause I'd kill for. 37 00:01:20,492 --> 00:01:21,798 - I don't want to be alone tonight. 38 00:01:21,841 --> 00:01:23,539 Stay with me? - Of course. 39 00:01:23,582 --> 00:01:26,281 - You idiot! - You violated your curfew. 40 00:01:26,324 --> 00:01:27,630 Tonight you will go to this address. 41 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:28,631 Guard it with your life. 42 00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:29,806 Saya? 43 00:01:29,849 --> 00:01:31,634 - You're late for family dinner. 44 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:33,549 - If you love someone enough to die for them... 45 00:01:33,592 --> 00:01:36,595 - Run! - Then you surely will. 46 00:02:03,535 --> 00:02:04,493 - Thank you. 47 00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:07,974 Thank you. 48 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:11,326 - ♪ Unholy living dead 49 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:14,329 - ♪ They had to lock us up 50 00:02:14,372 --> 00:02:16,809 ♪ Put us in their British hell ♪ 51 00:02:22,293 --> 00:02:25,035 ♪ Make sure your face is clean now ♪ 52 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,603 ♪ Can't have no dirty dead 53 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:30,519 ♪ All the corpses here are clean, boy ♪ 54 00:02:30,562 --> 00:02:33,696 ♪ All the Yanks in British hell ♪ 55 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:39,441 ♪ I don't want to be here in your London dungeon ♪ 56 00:02:39,484 --> 00:02:44,968 ♪ I don't want to be here in your British hell ♪ 57 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:49,668 ♪ Ain't no mystery why I'm in misery ♪ 58 00:03:05,336 --> 00:03:08,861 - Lin watches his daughter die. 59 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,939 - Seeing anyone? 60 00:03:42,982 --> 00:03:44,810 - Nothing. 61 00:03:46,682 --> 00:03:49,424 - Last night when--when we... 62 00:03:49,467 --> 00:03:51,426 - I can't get into this right now. 63 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:52,949 Oh, holy balls, Arguello. 64 00:03:52,992 --> 00:03:55,125 You smell like a turd fucked an oyster. 65 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,606 - We've got bigger problems than Pepe Le Pew. 66 00:03:57,649 --> 00:03:59,085 Chico's head is somewhere in that house, 67 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:00,870 but there's no motion inside. 68 00:04:00,913 --> 00:04:03,133 - Maybe no one's home. - Maybe they're expecting us. 69 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,874 - How the bloody hell is this hillbilly riot squad 70 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:06,484 gonna know we're coming? 71 00:04:06,528 --> 00:04:08,138 - They know a lot of shit they shouldn't know. 72 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,748 - Well, if they know a lot about shit, 73 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:10,967 maybe they can uncover the mystery 74 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:13,099 behind Marcus' foul stench. 75 00:04:13,143 --> 00:04:15,101 What ya got yourselves here 76 00:04:15,145 --> 00:04:17,669 is an old-fashioned pants shitter. 77 00:04:17,713 --> 00:04:19,671 Likely on account he done filled his belly 78 00:04:19,715 --> 00:04:22,500 with a load of hooch and misdeeds. 79 00:04:22,544 --> 00:04:25,155 - Look, you want to be in charge, control freak? 80 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,984 That's fine, happy to do it your way. 81 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:29,551 But are you sure we can count on her? 82 00:04:33,729 --> 00:04:35,600 - Of course we can. 83 00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:40,736 - I got optics on the backyard. Saya was right. 84 00:04:40,779 --> 00:04:42,825 There are traps. 85 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:44,522 There's no movement, 86 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:47,482 no way of knowing if they're in there or not. 87 00:04:47,525 --> 00:04:49,832 So what now? 88 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:53,052 - I was just getting a bad feeling and wondering, 89 00:04:53,096 --> 00:04:55,490 well, is this something we really should be doing? 90 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:58,667 - And I was hating myself for thinking that Lex is right, 91 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:01,060 and maybe we should just-- - Call the cops? 92 00:05:01,104 --> 00:05:04,150 - It does seem like the less, you know, suicidal option. 93 00:05:04,194 --> 00:05:05,848 - Coming from the Queen of the Damned? 94 00:05:05,891 --> 00:05:07,806 Words to heed. - I didn't ask you to come. 95 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,461 - What's that? Why, yes, Maria. 96 00:05:10,505 --> 00:05:12,202 We're putting ourselves in great danger 97 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,943 to help you unscrew your pooch. 98 00:05:13,986 --> 00:05:15,466 How nice of you to notice. 99 00:05:15,510 --> 00:05:17,860 - Starting to see why Willie bailed on you. 100 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:21,080 - We're worried. That's fair, right? 101 00:05:21,124 --> 00:05:25,128 This is gnarly. We could die in there. 102 00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:29,698 - Billy's right. 103 00:05:29,741 --> 00:05:31,526 I was so focused on convincing you guys to help, 104 00:05:31,569 --> 00:05:34,093 I never considered that. 105 00:05:38,968 --> 00:05:41,231 I-I guess I thought... 106 00:05:46,149 --> 00:05:48,673 This is what we were trained to do... 107 00:05:48,717 --> 00:05:50,893 to take down a rabid animal, a bully, 108 00:05:50,936 --> 00:05:53,461 like the piece of shit inside the house. 109 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,506 Look, I can't promise that no one's gonna die, 110 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,116 but we're making the world safer, 111 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,814 protecting a friend. 112 00:05:58,857 --> 00:06:01,077 - "I can't promise no one's gonna die." 113 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,471 Thank you for the de-motivational speech, Coach. 114 00:06:03,514 --> 00:06:04,733 Jesus Christ. - What? 115 00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:05,777 I'm just--I'm just trying to-- 116 00:06:05,821 --> 00:06:07,083 - The rally speech 117 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:08,780 before the march into impending doom. 118 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,086 It's not something people do in the real world, mate. 119 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:11,696 - A bit narcissistic. 120 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,655 Like we need your great sermon to motivate us. 121 00:06:13,698 --> 00:06:16,788 - Look, we're all risking a lot to be here. 122 00:06:16,832 --> 00:06:19,225 This, whatever this is, 123 00:06:19,269 --> 00:06:21,140 this is our family, 124 00:06:21,184 --> 00:06:23,142 and Marcus and Maria need us. 125 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,450 - We're with you. 126 00:06:26,494 --> 00:06:28,974 One for all and all for-- 127 00:06:29,018 --> 00:06:30,280 - That's great. That's great. 128 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,803 You got Billy doing it too now. 129 00:06:31,847 --> 00:06:33,283 Where does it end? - When this all goes 130 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,154 pear-shaped, you'll come to my rescue? 131 00:06:35,198 --> 00:06:36,895 - Nothing's going pear-shaped. 132 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,115 I've taken down way worse shitheads than these guys. 133 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:41,117 We have two objectives: we take down 134 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,206 the serial killers, and we find Chico's head before-- 135 00:06:43,249 --> 00:06:44,990 - We've heard the plan a million times. 136 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:49,125 You take us for idiots? - One more for good measure. 137 00:06:49,168 --> 00:06:51,170 Mailman Lex walks up to the front door, 138 00:06:51,214 --> 00:06:54,696 whistles a happy tune-- calm, cheerful. 139 00:06:54,739 --> 00:06:57,916 Just a happy mailman with a special package 140 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,788 with a not-so-happy delivery. 141 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,489 - Petra and Billy go around back. 142 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:06,925 Watch your step. 143 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,493 The backyard is a minefield, literally. 144 00:07:09,537 --> 00:07:11,190 You're the backup team. 145 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:14,019 Wait until Marcus gives the word, detonate the bomb, 146 00:07:14,063 --> 00:07:16,239 and flank any hillbillies causing trouble. 147 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:20,548 This is bound to get noisy, so a distraction is mandatory. 148 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,985 Like we learned in class, for a job like this, 149 00:07:23,028 --> 00:07:25,030 don't try and hide. Misdirect. 150 00:07:25,074 --> 00:07:27,555 - Backdoor Betty all hot and ready. 151 00:07:27,598 --> 00:07:29,861 - Boom, neighbors assume the white-trash residents 152 00:07:29,905 --> 00:07:32,342 are firing off fireworks, and we get a noise distraction 153 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,865 to drown out Lex. 154 00:07:37,695 --> 00:07:39,654 I'll be topside, waiting for the cue 155 00:07:39,697 --> 00:07:41,830 to enter the second floor. 156 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:44,572 This is the point where there's no room for mistakes. 157 00:07:44,615 --> 00:07:46,878 If they're in there, they'll know we're coming. 158 00:07:46,922 --> 00:07:48,663 - Door's rubbish. Precision blast. 159 00:07:48,706 --> 00:07:50,316 Not an ounce more than necessary. 160 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:57,106 - You want to take a break and have a hug or what? 161 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:59,543 - Gratitude doesn't cost anything. 162 00:08:10,946 --> 00:08:12,295 - Just a little pussy. 163 00:08:12,338 --> 00:08:14,253 Must have sensed its brethren nearby. 164 00:08:33,882 --> 00:08:35,361 You were serious about... 165 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,933 - There's a weird, dreamlike quality 166 00:08:41,977 --> 00:08:43,718 to doing something this heavy. 167 00:08:45,154 --> 00:08:47,199 Like it's not really happening. 168 00:08:48,157 --> 00:08:52,204 - The redneck serial killers inside--very real. 169 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:55,338 - I thought you weren't afraid of death. 170 00:08:57,688 --> 00:09:00,909 - I guess it's easier as a distant theoretical. 171 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,858 You ain't gonna make it, sassy pants! 172 00:09:36,901 --> 00:09:38,773 - What do you want? - What do you want? 173 00:09:38,816 --> 00:09:41,776 - I just want to go home. - Oh, pear-shaped, tits up. 174 00:09:41,819 --> 00:09:43,386 We are snookered. 175 00:09:43,429 --> 00:09:45,170 - No, no, please. Please, I'll do anything. 176 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:50,045 - Where the bloody hell are they? 177 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,830 - Butthole. 178 00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:38,746 - Why am I gonna die in this barmy place? 179 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:42,010 A bit of praise and a speech on the merits of friendship? 180 00:10:42,053 --> 00:10:45,840 Sure, why not? What do I have to-- 181 00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:48,016 What the-- 182 00:10:48,059 --> 00:10:50,714 - Lex! - Shit! 183 00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:54,892 - This one's good for killing! - Marcus! 184 00:10:54,936 --> 00:10:58,330 - Ronald McDonald, lord of the seven kingdoms! 185 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:01,986 Jaw breaks! 186 00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:05,729 - Lex! - Get your throat slit! 187 00:11:07,165 --> 00:11:08,558 - Everybody loves-- 188 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:15,478 - ♪ You're all I got, take care of me ♪ 189 00:11:19,047 --> 00:11:24,182 - ♪ Whiskey river, take my mind ♪ 190 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:27,882 ♪ Don't let her memory torture me ♪ 191 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:33,148 - Don't you get none of your queer blood on me! 192 00:11:34,976 --> 00:11:36,107 Coming through! 193 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:43,941 - Oh, my God! 194 00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:56,258 - Pull down the fridge! - Move the bloody thing! 195 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,781 - Lex, shoot him! 196 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,264 - Tits fucking up! 197 00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:05,920 - Whoo! 198 00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:08,444 Whoo-hoo, you puddles gone and marched 199 00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:11,534 into the festering brown butthole of the devil himself! 200 00:12:13,014 --> 00:12:14,145 - Too strong for my size. Know why? 201 00:12:15,451 --> 00:12:17,322 Whoo! 202 00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:20,064 PCP, PCP, PCP! 203 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:23,198 Screams from downstairs. Your friends are dying! 204 00:12:23,241 --> 00:12:26,114 Mr. Rogers' raisins. Ronald McDonald's red sack. 205 00:12:26,157 --> 00:12:28,116 It's all connected. 206 00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:29,944 Feel the lord of the golden arches 207 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:31,946 as he marches up your ass! 208 00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:35,993 - You fucked him, didn't you? 209 00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:55,404 Please don't cry. 210 00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:57,014 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 211 00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:00,670 All will be well. All will be well. 212 00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:05,806 I sent somebody. 213 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,808 They were supposed to protect you. 214 00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:11,550 They were supposed to protect you. 215 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,815 I'm so sorry. 216 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:22,823 Listen to me. Listen to me. 217 00:13:22,866 --> 00:13:25,869 You must clear your mind of that. 218 00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:28,002 Do you trust me? - Yes. 219 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,655 - Okay. 220 00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,991 - Madame Gao, are you all right? 221 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:02,732 - What do you have for me? 222 00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,605 - I know where they went. 223 00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,133 - Billy, we should blow the door. 224 00:14:12,176 --> 00:14:13,917 - Told them that we'd wait for the signal. 225 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,788 This is crazy stupid. 226 00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:21,055 - Why did you come? 227 00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:26,712 - 'Cause you're the only people I like in the whole world. 228 00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:30,499 I mean, if you're gonna die, 229 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:33,415 I figure I might as well be with you when you do. 230 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:38,768 - If I'm gonna die, 231 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:43,164 could--could you... 232 00:14:43,207 --> 00:14:45,775 could we... 233 00:14:53,739 --> 00:14:55,132 - Tits up! 234 00:14:56,786 --> 00:14:58,092 - Fire in the hole! 235 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,834 All right, you trailer park paint-huffers. 236 00:15:01,878 --> 00:15:03,793 Get ready to meet Skynyrd! 237 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,230 - Go! It sounds like goddamn Beirut in there! 238 00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:09,625 - The door's thicker than we thought. 239 00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,670 Here, come with me! 240 00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:13,107 We'll go up through the second floor. 241 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,586 - Well, we--we should go through the front. 242 00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,066 I told Lex it was-- - Lex was wrong. 243 00:15:16,110 --> 00:15:17,676 Front door is death. 244 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,809 Trust me, this is the best backup plan. 245 00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,074 Screw it. 246 00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:26,076 - Oh! 247 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,122 Y'all expecting company? 248 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:34,215 You must think I'm some kind of ding-a-ling. 249 00:15:34,258 --> 00:15:38,045 That door is fortified with two feet of reinforced steel, 250 00:15:38,088 --> 00:15:40,961 welded by the giant dick of Jesus Christ. 251 00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:43,659 - Whoo! 252 00:15:43,702 --> 00:15:47,141 - Cousin Jim, go earn your mescaline. 253 00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:48,794 Rustle them out. 254 00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:52,842 Don't hurt Marcus. We got plans. 255 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,977 - Yeah, yeah, we do, yeah. - Okay, go, go, go. 256 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:00,241 - Oh, sweaty balls on the devil's leg! 257 00:16:00,284 --> 00:16:03,113 Hot and sticky, vinegar, piss! 258 00:16:03,157 --> 00:16:06,595 You fluff boys about to learn the stinky dick lesson 259 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:11,948 of old Cousin Jim! - Whoo, whoo! 260 00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:13,732 - Oh, fiddlesticks. 261 00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,825 - You piece of shit, you were gonna let her kill me! 262 00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:23,873 Sue Ann likes to screw and dance 263 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,701 and skitter and howl and-- 264 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,537 I am risking the future of my family 265 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,974 to be here to help you. 266 00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:39,193 - And what does it say about you 267 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:41,238 that you risk so much just to show me 268 00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:43,240 how much I need your help, 269 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:46,287 to show that you could have anything that's mine? 270 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,077 - They were right about you. 271 00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:55,818 You are crazy. 272 00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:16,752 - You want to tell yourself you slept with Marcus 273 00:17:16,795 --> 00:17:20,147 to pay me back, but the truth is much scarier. 274 00:17:20,190 --> 00:17:22,584 - You should be grateful I gave you a new reason 275 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,064 to play the victim! 276 00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:26,805 - And you get to play the assassin. 277 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:30,940 Cynical and safe and alone! 278 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:42,125 - You would have killed Chico anyways. 279 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,084 - If that makes you feel better about what you did! 280 00:17:58,228 --> 00:18:01,927 - I'm through with your self-pity! 281 00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:04,234 - Mud people in my house! 282 00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:07,803 Gran Gran does her own cleaning, señorita! 283 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,848 I ain't cooking morning biscuits... 284 00:18:09,892 --> 00:18:12,764 - You don't belong here. 285 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,027 - Come on. 286 00:18:17,856 --> 00:18:18,988 Come on. 287 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:22,905 Come on. 288 00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:43,143 - Shh. - I won't waste your time 289 00:18:43,186 --> 00:18:45,188 trying to lure you. 290 00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:47,147 - Remember when you first learned how to swim? 291 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,279 It was scary, huh? 292 00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:51,803 You were the smallest in your class. 293 00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:54,719 But you showed those kids, because you could 294 00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:57,679 hold your breath for the longest time. 295 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:03,075 - Goddamn junkies. 296 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,818 - It's okay. 297 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:09,995 Show Daddy how long you can hold your breath. 298 00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:17,351 - Your daughter is the price for your deception. 299 00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:33,367 Hold her close. 300 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,804 Say your good-byes. 301 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,105 Adios. 302 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:51,836 - I am getting the hell out of here. 303 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,710 - Get off me. - Well, come on, sweet tits. 304 00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:57,799 Party's moving downstairs. 305 00:20:57,842 --> 00:21:01,368 - That is clearly a trap, love. 306 00:21:01,411 --> 00:21:03,413 - Get the others and get out of here. 307 00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,680 - Chester invited the other one, the sweet tits. 308 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,446 - You killed my Gran Gran! 309 00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:38,361 - ♪ Mr. Crowley 310 00:21:40,494 --> 00:21:43,018 ♪ What went wrong in your head ♪ 311 00:21:45,629 --> 00:21:49,633 ♪ Oh, Mr. Crowley 312 00:21:49,677 --> 00:21:52,593 ♪ Did you talk to the dead 313 00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:59,426 ♪ Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic ♪ 314 00:21:59,469 --> 00:22:04,387 ♪ With the thrill of it all 315 00:22:04,431 --> 00:22:07,608 ♪ You fooled all the people with magic ♪ 316 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,349 - Where is she? 317 00:22:09,392 --> 00:22:11,742 - ♪ You waited on Satan's call ♪ 318 00:22:11,786 --> 00:22:12,787 - Here. 319 00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:16,443 - ♪ Mr. Charming 320 00:22:16,486 --> 00:22:20,751 ♪ Did you think you were pure ♪ 321 00:22:20,795 --> 00:22:22,797 ♪ Mr. Alarming 322 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,060 - Daddy! 323 00:22:25,103 --> 00:22:28,106 - Good job. Your mommy would be proud. 324 00:22:31,022 --> 00:22:34,983 - ♪ Uncovering things that were sacred ♪ 325 00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:39,944 ♪ Manifest on this Earth 326 00:22:39,988 --> 00:22:43,818 ♪ Conceived in the eye of a secret ♪ 327 00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:47,822 ♪ And they scattered the afterbirth ♪ 328 00:23:17,199 --> 00:23:18,983 He fucks the dogs. 329 00:23:21,159 --> 00:23:23,466 He fucks the dogs. 330 00:23:23,510 --> 00:23:27,731 The dogs, he-- they don't love him. 331 00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:32,127 - ♪ Won't you ride my white horse ♪ 332 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:36,044 ♪ Mr. Crowley 333 00:23:36,087 --> 00:23:38,176 ♪ It's symbolic, of course 334 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,744 - Who's--who's that? 335 00:23:40,788 --> 00:23:42,746 Love him, my bull god! 336 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:45,096 Love him with your murder stick! 337 00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:48,099 - A baseball bat? 338 00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:50,841 You watched "The Warriors" too many times, bud. 339 00:23:53,714 --> 00:23:56,543 - Ha! 340 00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:59,067 - Get off of her, you white-trash piece of shit. 341 00:24:04,246 --> 00:24:07,510 - You're slandering my godly people. 342 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:13,516 There is a price for treading too close 343 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,779 to the real America. 344 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:29,532 You decry my soft nobility. 345 00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:33,057 But I am a messiah, godless heathen! 346 00:24:33,101 --> 00:24:34,232 - He's too big. The Yellow Mellow's 347 00:24:34,276 --> 00:24:36,757 only making him-- 348 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,107 - I am the salt of this Earth, 349 00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:44,547 and you city savages, you will see! 350 00:24:52,294 --> 00:24:53,730 - Billy, get down! 351 00:25:13,271 --> 00:25:14,534 - You chose me. 352 00:25:16,405 --> 00:25:18,494 Oh, for Christ sakes. 353 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:27,329 - Bollocks! - You're out of ammo, 354 00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:28,765 you piece of shit! 355 00:25:36,294 --> 00:25:39,994 ♪ Hush, little lady, don't say a word ♪ 356 00:25:40,037 --> 00:25:43,606 ♪ Old Gil's gonna find his knife submerged ♪ 357 00:25:46,348 --> 00:25:49,612 - ♪ Old Gil's gonna see his knife submerged ♪ 358 00:26:17,727 --> 00:26:20,425 I thought--I thought... 359 00:26:23,298 --> 00:26:24,734 I was gonna die. 360 00:26:26,693 --> 00:26:28,520 Th-thank you. 361 00:26:36,311 --> 00:26:39,662 - Come on. Let's go to the rendezvous. 362 00:26:39,706 --> 00:26:42,099 Guys, we have to go. 363 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,579 Come on! 364 00:26:53,894 --> 00:26:55,765 We have to find Marcus. 365 00:27:01,205 --> 00:27:03,207 Help him. 366 00:27:03,251 --> 00:27:05,209 - No. 367 00:27:07,429 --> 00:27:10,432 You people, 368 00:27:10,475 --> 00:27:14,436 you're all ticks, draining me... 369 00:27:18,266 --> 00:27:20,442 Pulling me down with you. 370 00:27:23,445 --> 00:27:24,881 I'm done. 371 00:28:43,743 --> 00:28:46,267 - Live from some fat kid's basement 372 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:49,313 in the charming Sunset District of San Francisco, 373 00:28:49,357 --> 00:28:51,272 Fairy Town, USA, 374 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:54,797 it's "The Chester Fuckface Variety Talking Hour." 375 00:28:57,234 --> 00:29:01,761 Our guest tonight, the dude who tried to kill our host, 376 00:29:01,804 --> 00:29:04,241 Marcus Lopez Arguello. 377 00:29:06,374 --> 00:29:10,421 And now the man with the power to kill us all, 378 00:29:10,465 --> 00:29:12,902 Chester Fuckface! 379 00:29:12,946 --> 00:29:17,689 - Thank you, thank you! Welcome to the show. 380 00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:26,089 - Well, let's hear it for our ginger orangutan 381 00:29:26,133 --> 00:29:28,396 whose scrotum looks like a yam, Dwight Shandy. 382 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:37,884 Now, today we gonna explore what makes a monster. 383 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:43,019 What's at the core of all this ugliness and violence? 384 00:29:43,063 --> 00:29:45,369 Why do we feed off it? 385 00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:48,329 See, people used to go to public executions, 386 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:51,027 eat popcorn and butter breads. 387 00:29:51,071 --> 00:29:56,337 And today we fake those same thrills with horror flicks. 388 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,861 We immortalize mass killers 389 00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:01,342 and we ignore saints. Why? 390 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:04,127 - Well, I think we're at risk of becoming a society-- 391 00:30:04,171 --> 00:30:06,390 Aaah! - Weren't your speaking turn! 392 00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:12,788 Anyway. 393 00:30:14,094 --> 00:30:16,226 People love monsters. 394 00:30:16,270 --> 00:30:21,971 And society breeds them 'cause it needs them, I figure. 395 00:30:22,015 --> 00:30:26,889 And since I been bred by this world to be this... 396 00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:29,761 thing... 397 00:30:29,805 --> 00:30:34,201 shouldn't I enjoy a little fame? 398 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:41,817 So today, here on national television, 399 00:30:41,861 --> 00:30:47,214 you're going to admit that you are not the Orphanage Killer. 400 00:30:47,257 --> 00:30:52,828 It was me, Fuckface, famous celebrity serial killer, 401 00:30:52,872 --> 00:30:54,264 done that good work. 402 00:31:00,967 --> 00:31:04,144 And you made me do it all. 403 00:31:05,928 --> 00:31:09,497 Made me do it with your abuse of me. 404 00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:13,588 Blowing me up triggered something bad, 405 00:31:13,631 --> 00:31:16,591 let loose my murder goose. 406 00:31:20,508 --> 00:31:22,945 - Sorry, this is gonna hurt no matter what. 407 00:31:24,991 --> 00:31:27,428 - Go on. 408 00:31:37,133 --> 00:31:38,961 All right, yeah--yeah. 409 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:41,964 Chester killed all those people. 410 00:31:45,228 --> 00:31:47,143 - Because? 411 00:31:51,278 --> 00:31:53,106 - B-because... 412 00:31:58,241 --> 00:31:59,547 He's desperate for some semblance 413 00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:01,288 of significance in the world, 414 00:32:01,331 --> 00:32:04,334 to make a mark, even if it is just a smear shit stain. 415 00:32:04,378 --> 00:32:06,510 Because he can't make anything, so he destroys. 416 00:32:06,554 --> 00:32:08,599 Because he's the type of guy who'd screw a goat 417 00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:11,472 on national television if it got people to pay attention. 418 00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:13,517 - He doesn't need a camera to do that. 419 00:32:14,692 --> 00:32:16,085 - Hypocrite! 420 00:32:16,129 --> 00:32:17,347 When society came to reward you 421 00:32:17,391 --> 00:32:19,132 for my good work, what'd you do? 422 00:32:19,175 --> 00:32:22,439 You took that credit, gobbled that fame up! 423 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:25,051 How many videos are gonna circulate 424 00:32:25,094 --> 00:32:27,009 of this interview when I put a hole 425 00:32:27,053 --> 00:32:29,011 in that ponderous fucking brain? 426 00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:31,361 - Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. 427 00:32:31,405 --> 00:32:35,626 Let me--let me make my point for the viewers. 428 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,019 Okay? 429 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,118 This whole thing you've done, 430 00:32:49,162 --> 00:32:51,512 all these people you've hurt... 431 00:32:54,428 --> 00:32:56,430 All for the adulation of strangers? 432 00:32:56,473 --> 00:32:58,910 - You figure? 433 00:32:58,954 --> 00:33:02,436 - Maybe you think if enough people love you, 434 00:33:02,479 --> 00:33:03,915 it'll fill the void. 435 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:05,569 - That's what you think this is? 436 00:33:05,613 --> 00:33:07,484 Well, my daddy done me dirty, 437 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:09,486 so I went looking to make my damage public, 438 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:12,359 exploit it for a paycheck and a hug. 439 00:33:12,402 --> 00:33:14,056 You liberal types love to tell folks 440 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,016 how to think and feel and speak. 441 00:33:17,059 --> 00:33:18,626 Oh, you know what's wrong with everybody else. 442 00:33:18,669 --> 00:33:20,236 If only we'd follow your highfalutin rules, 443 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,064 the whole world would be a golden globe 444 00:33:22,108 --> 00:33:25,198 of sunshine and butterfly kisses! 445 00:33:25,241 --> 00:33:27,330 - All I'm saying... 446 00:33:29,463 --> 00:33:33,032 Sadness is rage turned inwards. 447 00:33:33,075 --> 00:33:36,383 And I look at you, and all I see is sadness. 448 00:33:39,473 --> 00:33:43,172 You don't want fame. You want to be loved. 449 00:33:43,216 --> 00:33:46,436 And the solution isn't on the other side of that camera. 450 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,657 Fame won't fix what happened to you. 451 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:54,401 You can't fix what's broken. - Oh, you think I'm broken? 452 00:33:54,444 --> 00:33:56,707 - We're all broken. 453 00:33:56,751 --> 00:34:01,451 Spewing our damage, looking for meaning, for justice. 454 00:34:01,495 --> 00:34:03,453 - What the hell do you know about it? 455 00:34:06,369 --> 00:34:09,372 - I wanted to kill Ronald Reagan. 456 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:12,027 - Now, why would you want to hurt the goodest president 457 00:34:12,071 --> 00:34:13,768 we ever done made? - It doesn't matter. 458 00:34:13,811 --> 00:34:15,378 I was wrong, okay? 459 00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:16,988 Inflicting your pain onto other people 460 00:34:17,032 --> 00:34:19,252 doesn't help fix you. 461 00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:23,386 When you're feeling weak or sad or angry, 462 00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:25,040 friends and family are the only thing 463 00:34:25,084 --> 00:34:27,390 that make you feel strong. 464 00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:36,747 My family are a bunch of dumb hill people. 465 00:34:39,489 --> 00:34:42,710 I was happier 'fore they were around. 466 00:34:42,753 --> 00:34:45,278 - Family isn't defined by blood. 467 00:34:51,110 --> 00:34:53,808 - I was happier when I was with you. 468 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:00,597 You were my first friend. 469 00:35:03,731 --> 00:35:05,776 Till you blew me up. 470 00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:15,438 - I'm sorry, Chester. 471 00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:18,180 We both did shitty things to each other. 472 00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:22,402 What if we put it behind us? 473 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,275 I've found what you're looking for. 474 00:35:26,319 --> 00:35:30,584 The school I go to, dude, they would love you. 475 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:34,849 Come with me. 476 00:35:34,892 --> 00:35:38,722 We'll figure this whole thing out together, as friends. 477 00:35:48,254 --> 00:35:51,170 - I would love to go to your fucking school. 478 00:35:55,304 --> 00:35:58,220 I would love to be your friend. 479 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:09,231 Pretty words. You had me going. 480 00:36:09,275 --> 00:36:12,234 Fooling me! Fooling my feelings! 481 00:36:12,278 --> 00:36:14,149 You're the kind of garbage that makes folks 482 00:36:14,193 --> 00:36:16,107 lose faith in humanity! 483 00:36:19,546 --> 00:36:22,679 All the pretty words on Earth won't never stop people 484 00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:26,509 from loving seeing a victim getting bloody revenge! 485 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:34,778 Peppermint, no! 486 00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:58,846 - He's done hounding you, kid. 487 00:37:35,361 --> 00:37:37,319 - Daddy! Daddy! 488 00:37:37,363 --> 00:37:40,148 Daddy, open your eyes! Wake up! 489 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,890 Daddy? 490 00:38:05,739 --> 00:38:08,045 - You failed. 491 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:25,889 - Shh. 492 00:38:41,992 --> 00:38:42,950 - Daddy! 493 00:38:46,997 --> 00:38:49,348 - I will take her to the temple and the great exam. 494 00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:54,222 - Daddy! - Please, Gao, no. 495 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:56,964 Please, please, Gao. 496 00:38:57,007 --> 00:38:59,183 She's not ready. 497 00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:03,884 - Nor was I. 498 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,932 Daddy! 499 00:39:08,976 --> 00:39:12,022 - ♪ Sing me to sleep 500 00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:14,764 ♪ Sing me to sleep 501 00:39:14,808 --> 00:39:18,072 ♪ I'm tired and I 502 00:39:18,115 --> 00:39:21,510 ♪ I want to go to bed 503 00:39:21,554 --> 00:39:24,426 ♪ Sing me to sleep 504 00:39:24,470 --> 00:39:27,342 ♪ Sing me to sleep 505 00:39:29,823 --> 00:39:34,001 ♪ And then leave me alone 506 00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:38,440 ♪ Don't try to wake me in the morning ♪ 507 00:39:38,484 --> 00:39:41,878 ♪ 'Cause I will be gone 508 00:39:47,014 --> 00:39:50,452 ♪ Don't feel bad for me 509 00:39:50,496 --> 00:39:55,239 ♪ I want you to know 510 00:39:59,069 --> 00:40:03,204 ♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪ 511 00:40:03,247 --> 00:40:08,209 ♪ I will feel so glad to go 512 00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:14,389 - All I ever did was love you. 513 00:40:14,433 --> 00:40:16,260 - I never asked for that. 514 00:40:21,048 --> 00:40:23,877 - You don't have to worry about it anymore. 515 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,445 - ♪ Sing me to sleep 516 00:40:26,488 --> 00:40:30,274 - Saya's cynicism-- she's right. 517 00:40:30,318 --> 00:40:34,148 I shouldn't have let myself care. 518 00:40:34,191 --> 00:40:37,238 You were alone too. 519 00:40:37,281 --> 00:40:39,414 I thought you'd see. 520 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:42,199 - I was. I did. 521 00:40:42,243 --> 00:40:46,813 - Lies I was desperate to believe. 522 00:40:46,856 --> 00:40:49,946 But I always knew better. 523 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:52,906 Always knew I can't count on anyone but myself. 524 00:40:57,127 --> 00:41:00,043 - That's the last thing I wanted. 525 00:41:00,087 --> 00:41:03,612 I'm so sorry. What I did was-- 526 00:41:03,656 --> 00:41:05,092 it was messed up. 527 00:41:05,135 --> 00:41:08,182 I don't know what's wrong with me. 528 00:41:08,225 --> 00:41:12,012 It all just started to feel like an--an obligation. 529 00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:14,318 - ♪ There is another world 530 00:41:14,362 --> 00:41:15,842 - An obligation? 531 00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:21,195 - ♪ There is a better world 532 00:41:21,238 --> 00:41:23,893 ♪ Well, there must be 533 00:41:23,937 --> 00:41:25,591 - I didn't mean you were an obligation. 534 00:41:25,634 --> 00:41:27,506 - Yes, you did. 535 00:41:27,549 --> 00:41:30,247 And you're right, I'm broken. 536 00:41:30,291 --> 00:41:32,554 I've been tied up my entire life. 537 00:41:32,598 --> 00:41:36,036 That's all I know, so I made you my new rope. 538 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,865 But I'm done with that. You're free. 539 00:41:38,908 --> 00:41:39,953 We both are. 540 00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:41,345 - Saya and I, we never planned it. 541 00:41:41,389 --> 00:41:43,913 I-I messed up, but it did make me see, I-- 542 00:41:46,263 --> 00:41:48,439 I do love you, Maria. 543 00:41:51,007 --> 00:41:52,182 - After all we've been through, 544 00:41:52,226 --> 00:41:55,185 can you just do me one small courtesy? 545 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:57,536 Stop lying. 546 00:41:59,538 --> 00:42:01,017 - Maria. 547 00:42:19,601 --> 00:42:23,518 I was hoping to ask you if you had found my son. 548 00:42:27,348 --> 00:42:29,959 I see that you have. - What's taking so long? 549 00:42:30,003 --> 00:42:31,657 We've got to get out of here before this whole thing goes... 550 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,093 tits up.