1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:03,260 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:03,307 --> 00:00:04,607 Is your Dr. McDreamy here? 3 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,176 We should all grab a meal sometime. 4 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:08,013 I think that guy's choking. 5 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,181 [GRUNTING] 6 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:10,306 SAM: Dr. Carl? 7 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:13,536 What happened? 8 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,188 This guy just saved my life. 9 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,062 Oh, honey.WAITRESS: Not him. 10 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,804 Him.Loudermilk? 11 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,934 It's a CPAP that Carl brought over. 12 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:23,147 No, I think he did it because he felt guilty. 13 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:25,717 Why, because he's sleeping with your imaginary girlfriend? 14 00:00:25,764 --> 00:00:28,164 [SNORING] 15 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,394 Yeah, look, not that I care, but I was thinking 16 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,820 since it's raining, maybe it would be a good idea 17 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,347 if we put our shoes out in the hall, 18 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,311 so we don't get the floor all wet. 19 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:46,609 But you don't care? 20 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:47,865 Oh, no, not at all. 21 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,567 Not at all, but somebody might. 22 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,144 Show of hands, does anybody give a shit 23 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:52,661 if the floor gets a little wet? 24 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,184 MAN 1: Not really.MAN 2: No. 25 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,358 MAN 3: Fuck, no. 26 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:57,713 Great. So you don't care 27 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,283 and nobody else cares, that's a non-issue. 28 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:01,971 So who would like to-- 29 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:03,368 Yeah, but maybe down the road, 30 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,021 we'll get somebody who does care, 31 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,065 so I was thinking it would be good to establish 32 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,420 a no-wet-shoes-in-the-room rule, for their sake. 33 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,550 That is, if you guys think it's a good idea. 34 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,383 Personally, I don't give a shit. 35 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:16,211 New guy, what's your name?Channing Tatum. 36 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,600 What do you mean, what's my name? 37 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:19,342 I thought it was supposed to be anonymous. 38 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,213 So I'm just gonna call you "New Guy" forever? 39 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:23,165 Yeah, I'm good with that. 40 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,043 Okay. New Guy, it is. 41 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,735 Nice to meet you, New Guy.Hey. 42 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:31,183 But what if we get a new New Guy? 43 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:34,881 Well, then New Guy and new New Guy 44 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,140 will have to work that out. 45 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,973 I think the newer New Guy 46 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,450 should always get to be New Guy. 47 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,880 Oh, no, no, no. I was New Guy first. 48 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:43,627 That's not fair.SAM: Okay, let's-- 49 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:46,448 Let's cross that bridge when we come to it, okay? 50 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,757 Now would somebody like to bat lead-off with something 51 00:01:48,804 --> 00:01:50,374 that's actually worth talking about? 52 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,204 I'll take it. 53 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,202 Mugsy. 54 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:59,124 I had a brutal day with my boss yesterday. 55 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:01,212 I was about two seconds away-- 56 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,511 Yeah, you know, I'm sorry, 57 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,207 but before we totally get going here, 58 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,474 where exactly did we land on the "no-wet-shoes" thing? 59 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,297 Hey, New Guy, shut the fuck up. 60 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,825 Yes, we landed there. 61 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,868 Okay, take it easy. I'm on your side. 62 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:12,964 Mugsy. 63 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:16,792 So anyway, this asshole... 64 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:19,972 he comes up to me again with some bullshit-- 65 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,789 Okay, I'm gonna stop you here for a second. 66 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:24,007 Remember, when you're bashing the people around you 67 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,836 in your life, you're bashing your life. 68 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,454 SAM: Be aware of that.You're right. 69 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,976 And I know he's one of my triggers. 70 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,756 Do you mind if I sit in? 71 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:36,495 Hey, look. It's a new New Guy. 72 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:39,507 [♪♪♪] 73 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:47,248 Does it matter where I sit? 74 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,557 Anywhere you're comfortable, buddy. 75 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,791 SAM: All right, breaking your balls... 76 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,049 MUGSY: Yeah. 77 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,441 [♪♪♪] 78 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,314 I can't believe K-douche just stood there 79 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:03,786 and took all the glory. 80 00:03:03,835 --> 00:03:05,705 The fucker didn't even mention Tom's name. 81 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,750 All in good time, my friends. 82 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,536 No. You need to stop 83 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,450 letting that prick take credit for your ideas. 84 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,666 I promise you, my day will come. 85 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,936 Reardon is gonna promote somebody to head up 86 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:19,069 the new Voluptuous Vodka campaign. 87 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,201 Kevin is going to help him make that decision. 88 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,734 So no need to rock the boat. 89 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,938 Tomcat.Yes. 90 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,558 Can I have a word with you in my office? 91 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,558 Yes, you can.MAN: All right. 92 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:31,819 Okay... 93 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:33,953 Tommy-boy, did you hear? 94 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,816 Arrow is-- Kapow! 95 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,257 --busting a nut over this campaign. 96 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,215 Yeah. No, I mean, it feels good 97 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,613 to finally see one of my ideas get this sort of traction. 98 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,657 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Youridea? 99 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:47,312 You mean ouridea? 100 00:03:47,357 --> 00:03:49,097 This is a team effort, Tom. 101 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,411 Yeah, you came up with the rabbit-daredevil character, 102 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,878 but I flushed it out with you. 103 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:56,018 You added the lightning bolt to the helmet. 104 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:58,541 Which is what brought him to life. 105 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,196 [SCOFFS] 106 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,461 Look, I'm not trying to be ungrateful. 107 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,334 You have given me so--It's okay. 108 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,765 When I was working under Pete, I had a shit-ton of ideas 109 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,642 that I didn't get official credit for, 110 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,304 but right now, you just have to be patient, 111 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,989 [IN ASIAN ACCENT] young grasshopper. 112 00:04:14,036 --> 00:04:15,116 [LAUGHS WEAKLY]Okay? 113 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,427 You're a good ideas man, 114 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,213 but your pitching skills, they suck. 115 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,518 My pitching skills don't suck. 116 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,044 Oh, no? 117 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:24,257 Let's take a page out of my favorite movie, 118 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,697 The Wolf of Wall Street. 119 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,093 I am the client. 120 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,137 Sell me this Cross pen. 121 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,881 Okay. 122 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,355 Um... 123 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,498 All right, ahem. Maybe we could do-- 124 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,279 Never say "maybe." It shows uncertainty. 125 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,763 A sign of weakness. 126 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:42,853 Okay. 127 00:04:42,891 --> 00:04:44,241 [CLEARS THROAT] 128 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,552 All right. 129 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:51,156 Imagine the Continental Congress is in session. 130 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,953 All the Founding Fathers are there, you know? 131 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:57,299 They're there to sign the Declaration of Independence. 132 00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:00,560 They all have the old-style quill-and-ink pens. 133 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,304 With the big--Yeah, yeah. 134 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,085 The dip and the scratch and then-- But-- 135 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,519 Now it's John Hancock's turn. 136 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,267 He steps up, whips out the Cross pen, 137 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,879 signs his name 10 times bigger than everyone else 138 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,230 in one smooth stroke. 139 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,660 So everyone gathers around. They wanna know about his pen. 140 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,617 They wanna re-sign their names with it. 141 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:21,666 But Thomas Jefferson, you know, he's not having it. 142 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:24,412 He's not gonna rewrite the whole document... 143 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,724 unless... 144 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:29,021 ...he can use the Cross pen. 145 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,587 Wow. 146 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,644 That is not bad. 147 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,460 [CHUCKLES]But... 148 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,378 it's not always about what you are saying, 149 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,563 it's about how you are saying it, 150 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,469 and that needs some work. 151 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:43,084 When you are ready, you'll get your shot. 152 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,998 Okay. 153 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,482 Thank you. 154 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,522 Whoa, hold up there, Tomcat. 155 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,607 There is one other thing I could use your help with. 156 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:53,606 Shut the door. 157 00:05:57,444 --> 00:06:00,584 Okay. I need you to go to a meeting for me. 158 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:02,971 A client meeting?Kind of. Not really. 159 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,194 I got a DUI last month. 160 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:06,063 Long story short, I got popped 161 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,374 doing 50 in a school zone. 162 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,060 Anyways, I took a plea, okay? 163 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,757 Now I gotta go to a bunch of these meetings 164 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,495 for this stupid drug-diversion program. 165 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,546 But I can't make it to the first meeting tonight. 166 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:17,161 'Cause I gotta have drinks with Reardon, so I need you 167 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:20,212 to go to this Sober Friends meeting 168 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,079 and pretend to be me. 169 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,037 [LAUGHS] 170 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,079 Hm. 171 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,433 You're not serious? 172 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:27,693 Of course I'm serious. 173 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,205 You can go there for an hour, 174 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,738 listen to some funny drunk stories. 175 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:33,261 You get the person to sign the-- The paper. 176 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:34,695 It's easy-peasy. 177 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,532 Okay, but... 178 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,570 If I go, as you, to a meeting tonight, 179 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,175 what happens when you go to the next one 180 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:41,265 and we look nothing alike? 181 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:42,493 That's why I'm sending you 182 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,402 to a meeting on the other side of town. 183 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,019 [EXHALES] 184 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,928 I don't know. 185 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,193 Okay. No prob. 186 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:52,975 I'll just get Gary do it. 187 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:54,681 No, whoa, whoa, whoa. 188 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:56,848 Anybody but fucking Gary. 189 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,724 Okay, well, then are you in or are you out? 190 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,677 I mean, it's just not fair. 191 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,855 I took all the same classes and clinics 192 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:06,951 as those other guys and they all got hired, and I didn't. 193 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:09,431 Oh, my God, Roger, get the fuck over it, will you? 194 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,132 You bring this shit up every week. 195 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:13,349 Why should I get over it? It's one of my dreams. 196 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:15,349 I do have the right to pursue a dream, Tony. 197 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:18,351 Yeah, but "setback" shouldn't mean "relapse," okay? 198 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:20,224 Everybody takes lumps. 199 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:21,745 I know. 200 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,969 I just got so mad. I didn't know what else to do. 201 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:25,838 Well, I guess you just gotta figure out 202 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,400 what's keeping them from hiring you. 203 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,577 Maybe it's your attitude. 204 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,492 Attitude is important. 205 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:33,447 What's wrong with my attitude? I've got a good attitude. 206 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:36,456 You. Do you think I've got a good attitude? 207 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,759 Seems fine to me. 208 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:39,806 Yeah, but when someone's 209 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,500 working with high-school kids, 210 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,548 you want them to have a certain temperament, right? 211 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:44,733 Well... 212 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,898 I mean, my teachers all had 213 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:50,384 different personalities, different styles. 214 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,596 He's not trying to be a teacher. 215 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:54,206 Oh, what are you trying to do? 216 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,996 High-school football ref. 217 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,480 Maybe they thought you were too slow, Roger. 218 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,091 I ran a four-eight 40. So.... 219 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:02,221 He meant slow in the head. 220 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,534 I completely memorized the rule book, 221 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,221 and I aced the test. 222 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:08,838 Yeah, but they wouldn't just not hire you for nothing. 223 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,799 I know, exactly. I've got a theory. 224 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,969 I think it's because I'm British. 225 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,355 [ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT] 226 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,757 They think I can't figure out 227 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,320 their football rules. 228 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:23,325 Or it could be... 229 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,422 Mm-hmm? 230 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,161 [CLEARS THROAT] 231 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,682 Yeah, no offense, I just mean, to be a football ref, 232 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,336 wouldn't you have to...? 233 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,510 What? 234 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:33,765 Yeah, what? 235 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,467 I-I just mean... 236 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,905 Let's say they score a touchdown, 237 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:41,002 wouldn't you have to do this? 238 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,262 But I can do that. 239 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,177 Yeah, it's probably the accent. 240 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:52,271 [ALL LAUGHING] 241 00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:54,714 Sorry, dude, we're totally fucking with you. 242 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,578 SAM: Yeah. Gotta fuck with the new guy. 243 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,756 Just to clarify, I'm still New Guy. 244 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,332 All right, but now that your cherry's popped, 245 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:05,759 why don't you introduce yourself. 246 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:07,236 Oh, um-- 247 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,065 Yeah. My name-- 248 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,113 You don't have to stand up. 249 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,511 I mean, you can, but nobody does. 250 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,428 Hi, I'm Tom. 251 00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:22,912 My real name is Kevin, 252 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,873 people just call me "Tom." 253 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,702 It's a nickname from high school. 254 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:30,920 Because I played the tom-tom in marching band. 255 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,921 SAM: Well, welcome, Tom.Hey, Tom. 256 00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,363 Hi, Tom. 257 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:36,619 You wanna tell us what brings you here? 258 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,273 TOM Uh, n-no, no, thanks. 259 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,706 This-- It's my first meeting, so I'm just-- 260 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:44,764 Just here to listen and get this paper signed. 261 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:47,281 I'm the one in charge of signing that paper, 262 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,715 and I think it would be cathartic for you to share. 263 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,242 Okay. 264 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,507 Well... 265 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,985 I've always been a big drinker. 266 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,126 Ever since-- Since high school. 267 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,783 Junior high, even. 268 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:12,435 Yeah, I was at a sleepover at Derek Daily's. 269 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,401 During a game of hide-and-seek, 270 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,049 I found the real milk and cookies: 271 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:17,793 his parents' liquor cabinet. 272 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,534 [YAWNS] 273 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,615 Few Kahlua and creams later, and-- 274 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,278 off to the races. 275 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,885 I was on heroin for a while. 276 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,672 Huh. 277 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,237 TOM: Yeah, it was-- 278 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,373 It was just like that movie, Trainspotting. 279 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,156 Only it wasn't a movie, and-- 280 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,940 But the things I did for that sweet needle.... 281 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,337 Like what? 282 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,690 Um... 283 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:50,523 Well, one time, I sold the family schnauzer... 284 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,652 to some neighbors for extra dope money. 285 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,695 I don't know what the Kims did with him, 286 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:58,271 but I never saw him again. 287 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,529 That's some fucked up shit, brother. 288 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,712 They probably ate his ass up. 289 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,919 I don't know. 290 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,747 [SIGHS][PHONE RINGING] 291 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,795 Sorry. I'm afraid we're out of time. 292 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,231 Um, thanks for sharing, Tom. 293 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,538 Oh, yeah. No problem. 294 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,763 You have a sponsor yet? 295 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,892 Do I have a what? 296 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,154 [CHUCKLES] 297 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,286 Yeah. That's a big no. 298 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,938 Who wants to sponsor Tom? 299 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:22,942 Anybody? 300 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,156 Okay, I guess I can handle it. 301 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,595 Tony, it's gotta be somebody 302 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,431 more than two weeks sober. Okay? 303 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,169 I understand it's a personal best for you, 304 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,260 but it's, you know?TOM: It's okay. 305 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,479 I can get a sponsor next week. 306 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,388 Fuck it. I'll do it. 307 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,736 You sure, Cutter? Uh... 308 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,138 You think you're ready after what happened to Ollie? 309 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,051 I stood up, didn't I? 310 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,226 SAM: Yeah. Yeah, you did. Um... 311 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,972 Okay. Tom, Cutter. Cutter, Tom. 312 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:54,804 That's it, everybody, take your cups with you, please. 313 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,894 Can anyone tell me what happened 314 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,543 to this Ollie person? 315 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,277 That's my cross to bear. 316 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,677 Cutter.Oh, hi. 317 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,985 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 318 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,160 Welcome. 319 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,945 Mm-hmm. 320 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,600 [♪♪♪] 321 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,083 Where are they, Indiana?Yeah. 322 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,563 They're laying six.Excuse me. 323 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,173 I'd go--Mr. Loudermilk. 324 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,353 Can you believe it?Yep. 325 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,738 Just gotta get my paper signed. 326 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:20,872 Yeah. 327 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,623 See you at the next one?Absolutely. 328 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,452 Yeah, looking forward to diving in. See-- 329 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,320 [SQUEALING]CUTTER: Do you feel that? 330 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,492 That's the kind of grip this thing's got on you, man. 331 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:37,758 See you, Tom. 332 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,760 Your disease is a sadomasochistic prick 333 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,282 that wants to butt-rape your soul 334 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,365 and leave you face-down in a pile of pig shit. 335 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,504 [PANTING] 336 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,846 As your sponsor, it's my duty 337 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,285 to make sure that doesn't happen. 338 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,861 You see this? It's a five-year chip. 339 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,379 They don't just give these away. 340 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,252 O-okay. I appreciate you wanting to help me, 341 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,905 but I-- I don't think I need a sponsor. 342 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,429 "Denial" ain't just a river in South America. 343 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,913 You sold your family dog for smack. 344 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,654 Now I'm not judging you for it, I know how it is. 345 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:07,255 But normal people, "normies," they don't do stuff like that. 346 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,658 Give me your phone. 347 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,660 Oh, um, I lost it. 348 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,230 Oh, there it is. 349 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,752 I made you a promise here tonight, Tom, 350 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,357 and that means something to me. 351 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,147 Mm-hmm.[KEYBOARD CLACKING] 352 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,847 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 353 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,150 Now you'll know it's me calling. 354 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,715 Terrific. 355 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,632 Why don't we just go grab a horchata? 356 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,287 We can start working the steps. 357 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,461 Um, yeah, this has been really overwhelming for me, 358 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,418 so I'm gonna pass, but.... 359 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,816 All right, then. 360 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,780 I'll see you here tomorrow night. 361 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,999 Yeah, yeah. Tomorrow. 362 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:42,998 [KEYS JINGLE] 363 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,349 Hey. 364 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,828 How'd it go tonight? Good meeting? 365 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,738 It was a great meeting, yeah. 366 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:50,923 One of my regulars really stepped up big time. 367 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,880 This guy hasn't spoken in months, 368 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:56,269 and he offered to sponsor the new guy. 369 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,193 I thought the new guy already had a sponsor. 370 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,008 Nah, we got a new new guy. 371 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,187 You should see this kid, man. 372 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,803 He looks like shit. He's been through the ringer. 373 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,625 I think Cutter's gonna be good for him. 374 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,502 Cutter? Isn't that the crazy dude 375 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,724 who looks like Floyd Mayweather after you add water? 376 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,943 He's not crazy. He's just a strong flavor. 377 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,643 He's not crazy? 378 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,290 He tried to sell me a dead rat once 379 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,904 that he'd attached to a key chain. 380 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,555 Said it would bring me good luck in my love life. 381 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,909 [PLAYING NEARBY] ♪ You've got A lotta nerve... ♪ 382 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,300 Who's playing this shit? 383 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,953 This is the third time this week 384 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,687 I've had to listen to this fucking song. 385 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,348 Oh, it's not that bad. 386 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,792 "Sugar Days" is not that bad? 387 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:36,349 It's 77 in my book.Which book? 388 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:37,917 All You Need Is Love 389 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,844 and 500 Other Songs to Kill Yourself To. 390 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,399 Google it.I can't. 391 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,405 Glen next door changed his Wi-Fi password again. 392 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,748 You kidding me?No. 393 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,407 What a paranoid asshole. 394 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,542 All right, well, we'll just crack it, you know? 395 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,495 It's gonna be the name of one of his ferrets. 396 00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,813 Unfortunately, he just got another ferret. 397 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,420 So we're totally screwed. 398 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,680 Yeah, I think it's coming from Gay Jim's place. 399 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,643 Who?Gay Jim. 400 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,902 Across the hall. 401 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,954 "Gay Jim"? 402 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,730 No, his name's Gayjum. 403 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,784 It's Pakistani. He's-- He's married to a woman. 404 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,350 Really? Then why is he always smiling at me? 405 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,168 I don't know. Maybe he's gay. 406 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,827 [♪♪♪] 407 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,019 [PHONE RINGING] 408 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,846 Yep. 409 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,462 CUTTER: Sounds like your Ford needs a new serpentine belt. 410 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,073 What year is that thing? 411 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,464 I don't know. 412 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,116 I'll get it looked at tomorrow. 413 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,210 There's a Pep Boys across the street from my office. 414 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,899 Tell you what, I'll pick one up 415 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,987 and swap it out before tomorrow night's meeting. 416 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,906 By the way, remind me when you see me 417 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,211 that I got your paperwork. 418 00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,776 We wanna make sure you get credit 419 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,263 for all the meetings you about to hit. 420 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,093 Wait, wait, wait. You stole my paperwork? 421 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,261 It fell out of your pocket when I grabbed your phone. 422 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,867 No. I need that paper. It's important. 423 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,217 Damn right it is. 424 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:04,696 That's why it can't be in the hands 425 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,136 of a drunkard who already lost it 426 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,882 in his very first meeting. 427 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,663 Call me if you need anything. No, no I need-- 428 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,617 No, no, no. No. No, no, no! 429 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:14,706 ♪ ...So tell me Why you hangin' round my door♪ 430 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,106 ♪ You've got a lotta nerve♪ 431 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,759 ♪ Got a lotta♪ 432 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,502 ♪ Thinkin' I would Take you back♪ 433 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,113 ♪ Uh uh, uh uh♪ 434 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,984 ♪ I say you've got A lotta nerve♪ 435 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,635 ♪ Uh-huh♪ 436 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,029 ♪ After hooking up With that skank♪ 437 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,993 ♪ I wanna see you beg now♪ 438 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,991 ♪ What makes you think I'd ever think about♪ 439 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,303 ♪ Forgiving your ass...♪Hey, uh-- 440 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,300 I thought I heard someone out here. 441 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,782 Yeah. 442 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,131 I'm just... 443 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:40,221 making my nightly rounds, you know? 444 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,610 Neighborhood watch. 445 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,522 [MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY][KETTLE BOILING] 446 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,397 You want some tea? 447 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,179 Uh, sure. 448 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,573 Okay. 449 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:51,306 ♪ You're such a pretty boy♪ 450 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,058 ♪ Uh-huh♪ 451 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,669 I see you got some new vinyl. 452 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,710 ALLISON: Yeah, I went to that little record store, 453 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,275 over on Market. 454 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,932 That's a good place. Why do they have this shit? 455 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,107 Huh? 456 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,422 Uh, nothing. 457 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,899 I'm just checking out your records. 458 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,679 ♪ Yeah♪ 459 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,944 "Wilson Phillips," "Glee: Season Two." 460 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,158 "Glee: Season--" Ugh. 461 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,768 Oh, my God. 462 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,908 ♪ Whoa♪ 463 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,600 ♪ You've got a lotta nerve♪ 464 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,998 [MUSIC STOPS] 465 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,000 Why'd you turn off the music? 466 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,437 Loudermilk? 467 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,226 SAM: She went into Rhino Vinyl, 468 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,840 and this is what she walked out with. 469 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,530 Well maybe she bought them ironically. 470 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,968 You know, to give away as gag-gifts. 471 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,284 No. That's not ironic. 472 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,930 Okay? She was playing "Sugar Days," 473 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,854 fucking over and over again. 474 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,239 That's not ironic. 475 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,022 It explains why she's with the doctor, you know? 476 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,588 Because they're fucking-- 477 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,164 They're idiots when it comes to music. 478 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,551 That's not true.It's absolutely true. 479 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,545 Do you listen to the music in a waiting room? 480 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,557 You can't do surgery and also understand 481 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,560 the intricacies of good music. 482 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,262 It's not-- It's different parts of the brain. 483 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,780 It's not fucking possible. 484 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,573 Oh, really? Okay. Well, what about Dr. Dre, 485 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,609 Dr. John, Doctors Hall and Oates? 486 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,915 Look, anyway, music is subjective. Okay? 487 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,492 Who's to say what's good or what's bad? 488 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,489 Uh, me. Like, I literally wrote the book 489 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,972 on what's good and what's bad. 490 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,451 So she has shitty taste in music. 491 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:22,931 So, what? It's not her fault. 492 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,491 Most beautiful women do, honestly. 493 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,278 Their adorable ears pick up sounds 494 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,722 differently than you or I. 495 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,758 So stop being an asshole, and bring her 496 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,024 her stuff back. How about that? 497 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,676 No, I can't go over there. 498 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,380 We need a cooling-off period, I gotta process this. 499 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,988 [CHUCKLES] 500 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,158 [KNOCKING] 501 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,157 ALLISON: Hey, Loudermilk. 502 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,078 Why'd you take my music? 503 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,523 [SOFTLY] I'm still processing. 504 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,043 [♪♪♪] 505 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,646 Your sponsor has my paperwork? 506 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,696 Why the fuck did you get a sponsor? 507 00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,182 I don't know. It-- It just happened. I-- 508 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,013 Don't worry. I'm gonna get it back 509 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,400 from him at the meeting tonight. 510 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,273 Yeah, just-- Just get my paperwork back, 511 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,536 and cut him loose. Okay? 512 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,759 Hold on there, buddy. 513 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,758 I think you can kill two birds with one stone here 514 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,590 and you can get me the rest of the signatures. 515 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,498 How is that killing two birds? 516 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,723 You'd be helping you and me. 517 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:20,204 But going to your Sober Friends meetings doesn't help me. 518 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,936 Sure it does. I'm gonna owe you big time. 519 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,506 You already owe me. 520 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,903 That is very true, 521 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,896 but now I'm going to owe you big time. 522 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,038 I'm gonna make it my mandate 523 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,560 to help you reach the next level here. 524 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,954 You know this is illegal. 525 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,476 We can get in actual trouble for this. 526 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,090 The crime has already been committed, 527 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,830 Tom-bomb, now it's a matter of-- 528 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:40,531 Showing you that you have some follow-through. 529 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:44,010 Just give us a minute here, Gary. 530 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,622 See, I knew I should've gotten Gary to do this. 531 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,583 Oh, fuck Gary. 532 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,322 Listen, if I'm gonna do this, 533 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,023 I'm gonna need more than just a promise to help me out. 534 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,541 Okay. 535 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,114 Tell me what you're thinking. 536 00:19:56,151 --> 00:20:00,111 I wanna take point on the Voluptuous Vodka account. 537 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,065 I wanna be in that meeting myself. 538 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,513 Face to face, pitching my ideas. 539 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,861 I wanna show Reardon what I can do. 540 00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,032 Do we have a deal? 541 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,518 Okay. 542 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,220 Okay? Yeah. Okay. 543 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,428 Deal. 544 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,037 [PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 545 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:25,494 [PHONE RINGING] 546 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,493 [SIGHS] 547 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,493 Hey, man, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 548 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,535 Can I call you right back? 549 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,710 I'll make it quick. 550 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,055 There's a lunch meeting 551 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,584 around the corner from your office. 552 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,367 It's not my scene, but I think you'd dig it. 553 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,202 By my office? Why-- How do you know where I work? 554 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,111 You said you worked right across the street from Pep Boys. 555 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,066 Did a little detective work, and I'm walking 556 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,375 into your office right now. No. No, no. Stay right there. 557 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,212 Stay outside. I'll be right there. 558 00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,823 Hey.Hey, pork-snout. 559 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,128 The meeting's just a couple blocks from here. 560 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,134 You're gonna love it, business-type people like you. 561 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,567 How long is this meeting? 562 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,314 If you don't have time for a meeting, 563 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,565 we can go to your office and start working the steps. 564 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,398 You can introduce me to your office friends. 565 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:16,576 No, no. Let's do this right. 566 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,673 Good attitude. 567 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:21,112 [♪♪♪] 568 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,495 Whoa. 569 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,024 Hey, old-timer. 570 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,847 I see somebody got a new friend. 571 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,155 Yeah. This is Lil' Pumpkin. 572 00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:31,771 Well, hey there, Pumpkin. 573 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,472 No, it's Lil' Pumpkin. 574 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,949 Lil' Pumpkin? 575 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,639 Is that "Lil," L-I-L, 576 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:39,646 or "Little" with the T's? 577 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,299 Is there an apostrophe in--?[DOOR CLOSES] 578 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,389 Hey.Hey. 579 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,484 What happened to you last night? 580 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:48,793 Last night? 581 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,879 Oh, yeah. 582 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,010 Yeah, last night. That was-- 583 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,102 It's kind of embarrassing actually. 584 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,061 I-- I had some stomach issues. 585 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,410 The big D. 586 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,930 Diarrhea. 587 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,323 Yeah, I knew what the "big D" meant, but... 588 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,757 Why'd you take my records and my record player? 589 00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:10,294 If you wanted to borrow some music, 590 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,459 you could've just asked. 591 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,944 No. I didn't-- 592 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:15,513 I didn't wanna borrow your music. 593 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,031 I'm sorry. I'm confused. 594 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:19,124 I felt I had to confiscate your music 595 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,693 to just try to understand 596 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:22,860 why one person would buy so many crappy records? 597 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,336 What are you talking about? Those are great records. 598 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,607 No, no. Dark Side of the Moon is a great record. 599 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,390 Okay? Fear of a Black Planet. 600 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,565 Doolittle. 601 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,390 Houses of the Holy, great records. 602 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,048 And what's wrong with my records? 603 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,921 Just calling them records is a little bit of a stretch. 604 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:40,104 Oh, really? So now you're bashing Prince? 605 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,491 Oh, no. Love him. I love him. Love Prince. 606 00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,745 Ton of great albums. None of which you own. 607 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,368 You bought Come. 608 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,668 Comeis the album that he made intentionally bad 609 00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,665 to get out of his Warner's deal. 610 00:22:50,717 --> 00:22:52,237 You're a music snob. 611 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,113 No shit. 612 00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:56,975 I was a critic. That was my job, you know? 613 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:59,417 I mean, find me a critic who's not a snob. 614 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,075 It just comes with the territory of being right. 615 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,909 You have one decent album in that whole box, okay? 616 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,689 That was Pavement, Slanted and Enchanted. 617 00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,295 Well, Emerson, Lake and Palmer? 618 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,295 They're okay. They're all right. 619 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,777 They're horrible in concert. Horrible. 620 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,698 You bought the triple live album. 621 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:19,053 Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna apologize 622 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,533 for Emerson, Lake and Palmer. 623 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,793 Well, I think you just did. 624 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,225 Look, I'm not-- 625 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,101 I'm not trying to be a dick here, it's just-- 626 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,802 Heck, you don't have to try, Loudermilk, 627 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,360 because it comes naturally. 628 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,317 Hey, what are you getting so worked up about? 629 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,575 We're just talking music. 630 00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:33,457 You're the one getting worked up. 631 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,069 How dare you steal my records and my record player 632 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,980 and then you tell me my taste sucks. 633 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,976 I did like that Pavement album. 634 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,808 That's Carl's. 635 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:45,822 [DOOR CLOSES] 636 00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,339 Of course it is. 637 00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,122 [♪♪♪] 638 00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:04,273 Sorry, you can't smoke out here. 639 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:07,102 Relax, deputy, it's an e-cig. 640 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,271 No smoke, just vapor. 641 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,317 That's a Marlboro Red. 642 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:13,062 E-cig. 643 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,814 Oh, I need to get my paperwork back. 644 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,285 I need to get that signed. 645 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,766 Already took care of it, my friend. 646 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,167 I'd feel better if I could hold onto that. 647 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,820 It's my responsibility. 648 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:37,564 Take it easy. It's in good hands. 649 00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,696 You'll get it back once we get all the signatures. 650 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,609 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 651 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,009 Are you cool flying solo? 652 00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,139 I kind of wanna check out the ladies. 653 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:51,232 You know, I'm kind of into that girl-on-girl thing. 654 00:24:51,272 --> 00:24:53,712 You know what I'm talking about, right? 655 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,283 Kinda. 656 00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:57,499 [CHUCKLES] 657 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,067 Hey. 658 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,409 Hi. 659 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:04,848 I haven't seen you at this meeting. 660 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,774 Are you new to the program? 661 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:09,379 Um, yeah, Kind of new. 662 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:12,210 It's tough at first, but it gets easier. 663 00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:13,989 You found a sponsor that you like? 664 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:15,304 That I like? 665 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:16,649 No. 666 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,079 My sponsor's mentally ill. 667 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:23,126 That's him, right there, smelling that woman's hair. 668 00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:25,003 Yeah. It can be hard to tell 669 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,305 what you're gonna get when you first pick 'em, heh, heh. 670 00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:29,401 Oh, I didn't pick him. 671 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,230 He picked me. 672 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:34,578 Maybe you should find someone else. 673 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:37,060 You know, it's crucial to your recovery 674 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,630 to have a sponsor that you trust and look up to. 675 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,538 Yeah. 676 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,503 Wait, really? 677 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,892 I can do that?Oh, yeah. 678 00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:48,235 Yeah, just be honest with him. 679 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:51,195 Tell him that you-- It's not a good fit for you. 680 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:54,415 He won't take it personally. These old-timers don't. 681 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,555 You could have your sponsor for years. 682 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:59,298 It's-- It's gotta feel right. 683 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,690 Right. 684 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:04,822 Thank you. 685 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:05,907 No problem. 686 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:11,053 So... 687 00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,311 want me to be your sponsor? 688 00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,571 Oh. Um... 689 00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:16,657 No. 690 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,492 Okay. 691 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,498 I'll come back tonight and pick you up 692 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,189 for the meeting at the Immaculate. 693 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:28,456 Uh, yeah, listen, Cutter. 694 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:30,589 There's something I need to tell you. 695 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,632 Did you have a slip? 696 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,158 No. I-- I didn't have a slip. 697 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,900 I'm getting a different sponsor. 698 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,779 I met a guy at the meeting today, 699 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:48,221 and we just really clicked. 700 00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:52,957 You're a great guy, Cutter. I just-- 701 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:55,882 I think we're a better fit, you know? 702 00:26:57,006 --> 00:26:58,656 Um... 703 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,624 Is this registering? 704 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:04,485 Yeah.O-okay. 705 00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:06,185 Yeah, of course.Okay. 706 00:27:06,233 --> 00:27:07,673 Just tears at my heart a little. 707 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,673 Oh, no. 708 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:12,015 I thought you weren't supposed to take this personally. 709 00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,585 I am a human being, Tom. 710 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,462 I'm not no fucking robot. 711 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:18,853 I do have feelings and emotions, and I'm not ashamed of that. 712 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,378 Who is this guy? 713 00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:22,991 It's not that fella I saw you talking to 714 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:25,732 by the bathroom because I got that weirdo vibe from him. 715 00:27:25,774 --> 00:27:28,604 No. No, it's not that guy. 716 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,607 I met this guy while you were smelling that woman's hair. 717 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,520 What's his name?Uh... 718 00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:37,094 Donny. 719 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:39,313 How much clean time does Donny have? 720 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:40,833 Should be two years minimum. 721 00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:42,696 He just got his 10-year chip. 722 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:45,228 Oh. Wow. 723 00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:48,667 Well, that's certainly enough time. 724 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:56,721 I should probably hit the road and get myself to a meeting, 725 00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:59,292 or go see my own sponsor. 726 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:01,419 Rejection's one of my triggers. 727 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:02,722 Ugh... 728 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:03,898 I'm sorry. 729 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:06,513 Yeah, do what you gotta do. 730 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:10,084 I do need to get my paperwork back from you. 731 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,521 [♪♪♪] 732 00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:17,392 All right, then. If that's what you want. 733 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,308 Thank you. 734 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,011 Thank you, Cutter. 735 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:25,619 I do appreciate everything you've done for me. 736 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,063 ♪ Do you find ♪ 737 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:32,278 ♪ It gets a little easier♪ 738 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,319 ♪ Each time you make it♪ 739 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:37,544 ♪ Disappear♪ 740 00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:44,846 ♪ Oh, fools♪ 741 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,677 ♪ The magician Bends the rules...♪ 742 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:53,042 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'♪ 743 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:57,169 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'♪ 744 00:28:57,213 --> 00:29:01,223 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'♪ 745 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:05,311 ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin' I'm tryin', I'm tryin'♪ 746 00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:07,532 [SPOKEN] ♪ Imagine if you were Herr Barockter ♪ 747 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,361 ♪ Alias and nobleman Son of son of sky ♪ 748 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:10,879 ♪ And of scion 749 00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,403 ♪ Part of his Rich inheritance ♪ 750 00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:13,656 ♪ Parceled And generous divorce ♪ 751 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,488 ♪ Sentence forthwith, being 752 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:17,276 ♪ Certain blocks of land And living quarters ♪ 753 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,150 ♪ Deemed by all gentlemen And wives thereof ♪ 754 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,672 ♪ To be grossly humane And frankly, quite un-dirty ♪ 755 00:29:21,716 --> 00:29:25,066 [SINGS] ♪ I'm tryin', I'm tryin' I'm tryin', I'm tryin' ♪