1 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:06,006 Cutter, I'm not an alcoholic. 2 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,919 I've been in this business long enough to know 3 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:09,844 that the next word out of your mouth is a lie. 4 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,619 I'm calling the police. 5 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,803 OFFICER: On the ground, sir. Don't make me tase you. 6 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,319 [ALL LAUGH]CUTTER: How y'all doing? 7 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,543 You know them? 8 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:17,931 I trained those two dipshits. 9 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,724 I would say that when I think about my ex-wife, 10 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,329 it makes me wanna drink. 11 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:23,460 What did go wrong? 12 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,591 Not cool, man. 13 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,034 She's dead. 14 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:28,160 I never said she was dead. 15 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:29,902 You said you ran into a tree 16 00:00:29,942 --> 00:00:30,902 and she died. 17 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:31,993 She came close, 18 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,512 but she pulled through. 19 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:36,555 Would someone else like to share something, please? 20 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:42,522 [♪♪♪] 21 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,834 SAM: Don't drink. Don't drink. 22 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:50,310 MAN: Hey. 23 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,924 Hey. 24 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,884 Yeah? You got a light? 25 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,323 I don't smoke. 26 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,409 Once a pussy, always a pussy. 27 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:04,019 Dad? 28 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,684 Well, at least your little pussy ears are still working. 29 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,680 What are you doing here? 30 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,981 I needed to see you, Sammy. 31 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:13,068 You couldn't call? 32 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,945 You're catching me at a weird time-- 33 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,158 I'm dying. 34 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:21,784 Bullshit. 35 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,650 Nah, I'm not dying. But I sort of missed you. 36 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,002 So how you been? 37 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,001 Great. I'm great. I'm perfect. 38 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,573 What are you doing here? 39 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,390 I'm on my way up to Vancouver to tag this broad, 40 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:31,698 so I thought I'd drop by. 41 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,883 Check this out. She sent me a tit pic. 42 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,139 She's a bit of a tease, though. She only sent me one tit. 43 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,843 I don't need to see that.Cute though, huh? 44 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,231 What were you in the church for, 45 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,714 you in some kind of gay men's choir? 46 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,706 I run a support group. 47 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:48,626 Oh, What kind of support group? Is it a gay thing? 48 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:49,983 No, I'm not gay. 49 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:52,422 I was married to a woman, remember? 50 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:55,510 I-I work with people who have substance-abuse issues. 51 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:58,030 Oh? So you're still doing that? I thought it was kind of a fad, 52 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:00,564 you know, like when you did karate or went to college. 53 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,598 No, it's not a fad. 54 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,734 Just my life.Oh, good, good, good. 55 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,036 It's nice to see you 56 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,042 sticking with something for a change. 57 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,354 Look, I've had a long day--Me too. 58 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,521 Come on, let's go get some grub. 59 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,047 I'm buying. I know this great place to get lobster. 60 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:17,791 I hate lobster, you know that.How can you hate lobster? 61 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:18,963 It upsets my stomach. 62 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,398 Oh, cut that shit. 63 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,754 Lobster's one of God's great delicacies. 64 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,194 There isn't a person on the planet 65 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,541 that doesn't love lobster. 66 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,760 Oh, yeah? You know what they 67 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,188 used it for in the 1800s? 68 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,145 Fertilizer.Right. Right. 69 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,634 And those were the same assholes who also had slaves. 70 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,285 So if you wanna support that too, 71 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,199 then maybe I don't wanna have dinner with you, 72 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,684 you alt-right motherfucker. 73 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,422 [SIGHS] 74 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,376 [♪♪♪] 75 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,481 ♪ The North Sea sings... 76 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:54,609 Hey, sorry I haven't seen you since your accident thing. 77 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,570 My "accident thing"? 78 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,573 Do you mean the drunken car wreck 79 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:02,825 where I almost killed my then-wife? 80 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,358 Why, did you have another one? 81 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,836 You got my card though, huh? 82 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,233 No.Well, I definitely sent one. 83 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,707 It must've got lost or something. 84 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,056 Mail out of Bangkok's been a mess 85 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,665 since the rickshaws went electric. 86 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,236 WAITRESS: Okay, here's your Rob Roy. 87 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,553 Thank you, Annette. Ooh. 88 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,108 I'll take that. 89 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,675 And your Amstel Light. 90 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,856 Are you kidding me?What? It's a light beer. 91 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,420 Dad, I'm sober. 92 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,597 I thought your problem was drugs and hard liquor? 93 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,513 Yeah, well, if you quit the drugs 94 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,468 and alcohol, you gotta quit the beer too. 95 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,866 Got it. Bring him a glass of wine, please. 96 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,560 No. No wine.What? 97 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:37,867 One glass ain't gonna kill you. 98 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:38,873 Little French kids 99 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:39,874 drink wine at lunch. 100 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,215 I'm not a French kid. 101 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,745 Wow. If you can't have one glass of wine 102 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:47,139 with your old man, then you got bigger problems. 103 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:50,013 Yeah, okay. Now you're starting to get it. 104 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,355 Be right back.Everything--? 105 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,446 Ready to order?Yeah, two bake-stuffed lobsters. 106 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,705 No. No. 107 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,977 I'm not-- I can't have lobster. 108 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,630 I told you that. It's hard on my stomach. 109 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,374 That's the butter. Don't blame the lobster, 110 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:02,805 the lobster did nothing. 111 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,551 Why are you always defending the lobster? 112 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,682 It's like the lobster can do no wrong with you. 113 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,254 [PEOPLE MURMURING INDISTINCTLY] 114 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,169 All right. 115 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,859 I'll have the chicken. 116 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:17,646 Okay. 117 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:21,002 He's a good kid. He's just going through some heavy stuff. 118 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:23,313 Oh.That's why I came back here, 119 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,480 to do what dads do. 120 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:26,916 That's sweet. 121 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,962 God, I wish my dad were more like you. 122 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,227 What's the matter? He wasn't around much? 123 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,011 I mean, it's just... 124 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:35,226 It's a long story. 125 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,315 That's okay. Go ahead. 126 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,673 Tell me about it. 127 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:40,452 I wanna hear your story. 128 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,277 [PHONE VIBRATING] 129 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,373 [PHONE BEEPS] 130 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,424 Hey, man, what's up? 131 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:46,759 [SIGHS] So guess what. 132 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:48,898 My dad's in town.BEN: Yeah, yeah. 133 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,290 I know. I may have told him you were at the church. 134 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:53,084 What? Why would you do that? 135 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:54,638 You know he's one of my triggers. 136 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,725 I thought "Rainbow Connection" was your trigger. 137 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,564 I got a lot of fucking triggers! 138 00:04:58,602 --> 00:04:59,822 BEN: All right, sorry, dude. 139 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,354 Hey, does he still think I'm gay? 140 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,869 He thinks everybody is gay. 141 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,872 Look, I'm not calling you as my friend now. 142 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:07,354 Okay? I'm calling you as my sponsor. 143 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,664 What are you talking about? 144 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,089 SAM: I need your fucking help. 145 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,435 He put a beer in front of me, and if... 146 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,435 [SCOFFS] it hadn't been an Amstel Light, 147 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,227 this would be a very different phone call. 148 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,491 What an asshole. 149 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:20,064 I really fucking wanted it, man. It was like... 150 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,710 frosted mug and... 151 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:26,018 golden amber. 152 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:28,334 BEN: Of course you did. 153 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:31,291 So how do I-- How do you deal with this? 154 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,331 I don't know, man. It's different for everybody. 155 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,766 You know what I mean? You gotta just 156 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,422 figure out what works for you 157 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,246 and then do that. What works for me-- 158 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,474 Wha-- Definitely wouldn't work for you. 159 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:41,954 I know that much. 160 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,343 SAM: Cut the shit, all right? 161 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,466 I need some real advice, here. 162 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:45,818 BEN: Okay. Well, just, 163 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,607 you know, think of all the hard work 164 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,091 you've done and... 165 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,793 The weeks and months and years and... 166 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:57,570 And how you got a lot of people counting on you. 167 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,488 And, you know, they look up to you. Don't they? 168 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,103 You know, so... 169 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:04,763 Just don't erase all that with one drink. 170 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:07,279 Yeah, you gotta do better than that next time. 171 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,803 [SIGHS] I gotta go. 172 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:09,756 [SNIFFS] 173 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:15,382 [WOMAN SOBBING] 174 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,248 There, there. Let it all out. 175 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:21,340 Daddy's here. Mm-mm. 176 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,173 [♪♪♪] 177 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,120 [KNOCKING] 178 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,438 Hey. Where are your keys?SAM: Hey. 179 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,090 My dad has 'em. 180 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,923 You have a dad?Mm-hm. 181 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:39,141 I always thought you were one of those Russian babies 182 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:41,441 who grew up in an orphanage without human contact. 183 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:42,968 Actually, pretty accurate. 184 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:45,141 No, I have one. He's a total drunk 185 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,447 who spends every waking second 186 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,323 trying to bone anything with a pulse. 187 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,374 Ew.You say that, 188 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,370 but you'll probably end up doing him. 189 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,502 Okay. Everything your dad could possibly steal 190 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,594 has been locked away in the safe underneath my bed. 191 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,903 You have a safe under your bed? 192 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:00,160 Nope. 193 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:02,423 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go 194 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:04,375 check on the chili. 195 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,774 [CLAIRE SCOFFS] 196 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,596 ♪ I knew a girl 197 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:10,954 ♪ With marks of X 198 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:14,125 ♪ I knew someone 199 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:17,092 ♪ I couldn't forget 200 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:20,662 ♪ Though it haunted me 201 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:23,441 ♪ It shook me 202 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:26,706 ♪ But I carried on 203 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:30,450 ♪ Just how I came 204 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:34,113 ♪ If not for the pain 205 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,369 [♪♪♪] 206 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:58,607 JACK: Yeah, yeah. Take it all. Take it all. 207 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:01,832 Oh, yeah. Take it all. Yeah. Yeah. 208 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,312 Oh, yeah.No, no, no. Come on! 209 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:06,533 Not here.Sorry, but someone sleeping 210 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,313 on the couch.Dad, please. 211 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,317 Come on, kid, give me a break. 212 00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:12,579 [PANTING] Oh, yeah, yeah. 213 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,282 Yeah, oh, yeah. 214 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,537 SAM: Hey. 215 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,543 Wake up. I need the couch. 216 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,885 CLAIRE: What? No. 217 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,504 This is my spot.Come on. 218 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,764 Well, no, it's my spot that I let you have. 219 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:24,977 Until now. Get up. 220 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,976 Ugh! 221 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,598 If I get up, then I might go out and get drunk. 222 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,159 Well, I'll buy you the first round. 223 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,856 What the fuck? 224 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:37,474 Man. Dude, now I gotta plug this shit up somewhere else. 225 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:41,037 All right, fine, fine! I'll sleep on the floor. 226 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,435 [JACK GRUNTING, ANNETTE SCREAMING] 227 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,309 JACK: Oh, yeah. 228 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:47,180 Take it. Take it all. 229 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,049 [CLAIRE SIGHS] 230 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,754 [JACK SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 231 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,193 Oh, yeah. 232 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:58,411 Sounds like he really knows what he's doing in there. 233 00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,890 Shut up. 234 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,239 [JACK GRUNTING] 235 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,157 JACK: Yeah. 236 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,377 Good morning, pussycat. 237 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,994 Is Annette still here?Who? 238 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,824 The woman with the daddy issues. 239 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,302 No, she had to take her kids to school. 240 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,743 Not everybody sleeps the day away 241 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,299 like you do, kiddo. 242 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,126 Oh, hey, Jack. 243 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,605 Holy shit, Ben, did you gain weight? 244 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,216 Uh, no. I actually lost a-a little bit of weight. 245 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,697 Uh, might be time to get a new scale, kiddo. 246 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,788 Hey, hope I didn't keep you up last night. 247 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,797 Oh, you mean with all that loud fucking? 248 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,189 Yeah. 249 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,411 She was a screamer, huh? 250 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,280 Oh, and Sammy, you'll probably 251 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,411 wanna wash your sheets. 252 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,933 Yeah, I'm burning those. 253 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,805 And who is this beauty? 254 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:50,890 I'm Claire. 255 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,108 Clear? 256 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,846 Is that some Scientology thing? 257 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,807 'Cause there's definitely something evolved 258 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,946 about this lady.SAM: Okay, okay. Give it a rest. 259 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,158 All right, all right. So what are we doing today? Huh? 260 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,818 We aren't doing anything. 261 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,132 Oh, come on, how often do we get to hang around? Hm? 262 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,778 Aren't you supposed to be up in Vancouver 263 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,262 with the uni-boober? 264 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,872 [LAUGHS] You wouldn't talk to your dad 265 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:09,872 like that, would you? 266 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,053 My dad's dead. 267 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,529 Oh, hm. Walked right into that one. 268 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,920 [CHUCKLES] 269 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:17,703 I know, let's go to the pool hall 270 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,437 and hustle marks like when you were a kid. 271 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,528 No. I can't. I've got stuff to do. 272 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:22,927 Aw, you're like that kid 273 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,670 in that "Cat's in the Cradle" song. 274 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:27,191 That's a song about a father who ignores his kid. 275 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:28,975 Yeah, and the kid ends up ignoring the dad. 276 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,329 There are no winners here. 277 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,938 Mm-hm. 278 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,589 God, you are a whiney fuck. 279 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,553 I'm sorry if you don't think I was the greatest dad 280 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,941 when you were a kid. Get over it. 281 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,464 Get over it?That's right, get over it. 282 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,027 Until I get the kinks worked out 283 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,864 in my time machine, there is nothing we can do. 284 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,212 Now, come on, I wanna hang around. 285 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:47,212 I know, take me to one of your "meetings." 286 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,645 You wanna go to one of my meetings? 287 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,651 Of course I do. 288 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,302 But first we better 289 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,556 stop at the liquor store. 290 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:53,868 I'm gonna need something strong 291 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:55,004 to get through that shit. 292 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,695 [MUTTERS] 293 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,053 [♪♪♪] 294 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,749 Hey. 295 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,141 Hey.How you doing? 296 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,795 Not bad, how are you doing?Good. 297 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,709 Good. 298 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,934 Um... So how is Ben doing? 299 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,544 Uh, he's good, you know, being Ben. 300 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,716 [CHUCKLES] Why? 301 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:17,022 I was just curious. 302 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:18,937 Because he just seemed a little odd 303 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,202 the last time I saw him. 304 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:21,864 Oh, yeah, he's kind of weird 305 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,468 when my dad's around. 306 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,248 Someone call? My ears were burning. 307 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,253 Probably your syphilis. 308 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,564 Come on, Sam, 309 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,079 you don't get syphilis in the ears. 310 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,863 Unless she turns her head at the wrong moment. 311 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,597 Allison, this is Jack. He's my father. 312 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,388 Don't smile. He'll try to bang you. 313 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,742 Jack Loudermilk, Esquire. 314 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,442 You're not-- He's not a lawyer. 315 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,439 I was telling her my name and my favorite magazine. 316 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,921 I figured, being that she's a model, 317 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,531 she's probably been in the damn thing. 318 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:45,921 Here we go.Okay, I can see the resemblance. 319 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,526 If only charm were genetic. 320 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:51,356 True that. I-- I will see you guys later. 321 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,576 JACK: I certainly hope so. 322 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,544 We could talk about your dad. 323 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,543 Stop, please. Stop.What? 324 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,406 2C, I'll remember that. 325 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,757 911, I'll remember that. 326 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,288 [LAUGHS] 327 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,421 SAM: Come on.JACK: I'm coming, I'm coming. 328 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,513 [♪♪♪] 329 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,513 Come on, somebody. Who wants to talk? 330 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,781 I-I-I'm sick of this shit, all right? 331 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,516 We're gonna do an exercise. 332 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,786 Everybody is gonna say one thing humiliating about themselves 333 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,661 that nobody else knows. 334 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,532 No more of this playing it safe shit. 335 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,714 Who's gonna start? 336 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,281 No. 337 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:39,407 Usually I sleep with just a shirt on. 338 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,464 You mean no underwear?STEVIE: Nope. 339 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,549 Just a shirt. Sometimes just my tie. 340 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,239 Okay. That's a terrible start. 341 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,847 I think we can do a lot better than that. 342 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:50,027 Who's up?I once had to watch my son 343 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:53,213 tap dancing to "Disco Duck" during a school talent show. 344 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,470 That was as humiliating as hell. 345 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,693 All right, I was fucking 7. 346 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,083 What about when you were 14-- 347 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736 All right, I wanna hear from some people 348 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,480 who are actually in the group. 349 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,830 I fucked a chicken once. 350 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,571 Okay. G-- 351 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,571 What? 352 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:09,442 I fucked a chicken. 353 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,534 You mean... 354 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:14,915 you fucked a chick? 355 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,928 Can I tell my own story? Thank you. 356 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,021 Y-yeah. 357 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,980 Uh... My old lady 358 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,109 kicked me out of the house. 359 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,241 This was back in Aberdeen. 360 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,982 I was sleeping in the barn. 361 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,944 And I was all pissed off and drunk out of my gourd. 362 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,638 There was this chicken there. 363 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:40,075 And I-- I picked it up and I-- 364 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,783 I fucked it. 365 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,825 How is-- How is that even possible? 366 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,520 MUGSY: I'm not a zoologist, 367 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,736 but I guess you gotta go up... 368 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:53,306 in where the eggs come down, right? 369 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,794 CLAIRE: Yeah, I mean, that's the chicken vagina. 370 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,395 Or the chi-gina? 371 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,266 ED: Well, I know it wasn't the asshole 372 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,187 because I didn't get any shit on me 373 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,632 or anything, you know? 374 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:08,716 Hey, what came first, the chicken or the egg? 375 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,630 I think I did. 376 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,545 Okay, we're done with that. 377 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,115 Somebody talk about something that's happening this week. 378 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,730 Who wants to start? 379 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,431 Sam, a moment? 380 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,169 [SIGHS] Yeah. 381 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:25,561 All right, just everybody, 382 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,083 just do your best, all right? 383 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,077 I'll be right back. 384 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,908 JACK: Hey, Padre. 385 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,086 You got your crucifix and holy water handy? 386 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,742 This guy's got demons. 387 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,794 Listen, I got some scheduling issues we need to talk about. 388 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,877 [STUTTERS] Yeah, I know, we started late today. 389 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,577 I got my asshole father in town-- 390 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:50,024 No, it's not about that. In fact, I was gonna tell you... 391 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,853 since I gave you back the keys, I've noticed some nice changes 392 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,033 in some of the guys around here.Oh, Good. 393 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,199 I think they're really starting to put it together. 394 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,195 Mugsy is right on the verge of really getting it. 395 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,338 So you're saying I'm not an alcoholic? 396 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,560 No, I don't think so. 397 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,562 But I've been in rehab three times. 398 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,782 [SCOFFS] Rehab is a business. 399 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,821 That's true. It is big business. 400 00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,038 So, what happened to you? 401 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,177 Oh, nothing. My parents are both 402 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,479 on the small side, but that's-- 403 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,955 Not you, Flapjacks. 404 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,565 What? Nothing. 405 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:21,785 What do you mean? 406 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:22,973 What do you mean, what do I mean? 407 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,229 What happened to your arms? 408 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,661 They get blown off or something? 409 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,097 Yeah. Yeah, they got blown off in Iraq, 410 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,104 but they managed to reattach my hands. 411 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,576 You know, they did their best. 412 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,496 Oof. Anyway, 413 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,501 I'd venture to guess 414 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,893 more than half of you people are not alcoholics. 415 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,807 What kind of shit are you talking, buddy? 416 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:42,591 Let me ask a question, why do you guys like to drink? 417 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,637 I don't know. Because it makes me feel good? 418 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,343 Yeah, that's why I drink too. 419 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,251 Really? Me too.Yep. 420 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,946 What was it God said in the bible about feeling good? 421 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,874 He said, "Go for it."He didn't say that. 422 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,350 What did Jesus do his last night on Earth? 423 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,481 He partied. 424 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,132 He got his guys together, 425 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,306 and they turned bread into wine. 426 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,092 And then they got hammered. 427 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,617 So God wants us to be happy? 428 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,751 You bet your ass he does. 429 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,583 But society demonized you guys. 430 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,192 I mean, they couldn't ban alcohol outright. 431 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,714 Even though they sure as hell tried. 432 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,977 So they come at you guys another way. 433 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,590 And you wanna know why? 434 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,030 Because rehab is big business. And every big business, 435 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,549 it's got lobbyists. 436 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,812 And the lobbyists for the rehab industry, 437 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,155 they got paid to make sure 438 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,344 that every senator and every governor 439 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:33,380 voted to lower the DUI level to 0.08. 440 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,037 Even though that 0.08, well, 441 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,392 you don't even get drunk 442 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,301 until you're into the teens, right? 443 00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,996 0.08 is mouthwash. 444 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,783 Tom, I want you to leave. 445 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,737 Okay, come on, I wanna stay--Now. 446 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,746 JACK: So now drunk driving is 0.08. 447 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,619 So when you get arrested for drunk driving, 448 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,141 you're obligated to do rehab. Why? 449 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,186 Because these lobbyists, 450 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,411 they got the law changed that says 451 00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,581 if you do rehab, they can't fire you from your job. 452 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,278 So you see what they're doing? 453 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,845 They're feeding the dragon. 454 00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,372 TONY: It does seem that way sometimes. 455 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,715 They never gave Dean Martin 456 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,244 or Spuds MacKenzie this kind of shit. 457 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,808 Exactly. 458 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,944 Dudley Moore's only good movie was Arthur. 459 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:14,077 [WHISPERS] Oh, yeah. 460 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,430 But how do I know if I'm not really an alcoholic? 461 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,911 Don't listen to this idiot. You're all alcoholics. 462 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,171 Just do what I do. 463 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,215 I quit drinking for one month 464 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,780 every year just to test the brakes. 465 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,217 If you can do that, you're not an alcoholic. 466 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:31,054 I've got five weeks under my belt right now. 467 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,573 JACK: Then you're not an alcoholic. 468 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,486 I've been sober for nine months. 469 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,451 Then you're definitely not an alcoholic. 470 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,060 Longest I ever been clean is five days. 471 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,231 Huh... 472 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,147 Well, you may have a problem, chicken fucker. 473 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,282 [GRUNTS] 474 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,204 So the bingo bitches--Ah. 475 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,279 Bingo ladies. 476 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,848 Are taking Tuesdays at 8. We keep Thursdays at 8 477 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,636 and move to Tuesdays at 5? 478 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,291 No, your Thursdays are at 5, and your Wednesday 479 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,896 moved to Saturday.Loudermilk. 480 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,946 [PEOPLE YELLING]Cutter's choking out your dad. 481 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:00,991 Huh? 482 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,296 [♪♪♪] 483 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,522 Accept the things you cannot change 484 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,832 and change the things you can! 485 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:10,389 Stop resisting or I'll shove--Aren't you gonna break that up? 486 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,477 CUTTER: --my blue chip down your throat! 487 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,136 In a sec.CUTTER: He's resisting! 488 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,574 How long was I out? 489 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,097 Just for a couple minutes, and you deserved it. 490 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,841 Those guys are trying to walk a tightrope, 491 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,062 and you're grabbing the wire 492 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,231 and shaking it. 493 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,486 I was trying to give them hope. 494 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,628 Hope?Hope that maybe 495 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,629 they're not bad. 496 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,150 Are you a fucking idiot? 497 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,334 They're worse than they think they are. 498 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,020 The only hope these guys have for decent lives is to accept 499 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,678 the fact that they can never, ever drink again. 500 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,943 Okay, relax. Relax. I'm gonna get out of your hair. 501 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,936 I've got a masseuse coming over to work on my neck. 502 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,817 How is that getting out of my hair? 503 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,950 Don't worry, you won't even know we're here. 504 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:49,174 JACK: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 505 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,905 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 506 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,605 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 507 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,263 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 508 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,787 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 509 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,791 [WOMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 510 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,103 Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 511 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,620 Oh, yeah. 512 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,193 Oh, yeah. 513 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:08,151 What's her hourly? I mean, how can he afford this? 514 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,850 [♪♪♪] 515 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,408 JACK: Yeah, take it all. 516 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,456 Take it all. Yeah. 517 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,502 I thought he was just being charming when he said 518 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,977 he was gonna give her frame damage. 519 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,812 Really? You found that charming? 520 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:26,468 Well...cute. 521 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,863 JACK: Take it all. Take it all. 522 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:29,946 Yeah. Take it all. 523 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:33,611 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 524 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,478 What's this? 525 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,793 I don't know. 526 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:38,788 Huh? 527 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,139 I don't know. 528 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,570 JACK: Who's your daddy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 529 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,228 Get out here. 530 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,062 JACK: Right now? I'm in middle of someone. 531 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,619 Now. 532 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,186 JACK: No. No. Don't, look-- 533 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,543 Don't worry about him. 534 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,502 No, you don't have to leave. 535 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,282 Your neck seems fine now. 536 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,017 I'm gonna go.What are you talking about? 537 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,198 I was just getting loosened up. Hey, come on, Svetlana. 538 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,595 Come on, we were having fun, weren't we? 539 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,379 Oh, please. 540 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,115 You happy, shitballs? Look what you did. 541 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,386 You owe me an apology. 542 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,128 I owe you an apology? For what? 543 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,479 Look what I found hiding under the couch. 544 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,570 That's not mine. 545 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,648 Bullshit. Who's is it then? 546 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,048 Okay, it's mine. But at least I hid it. 547 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,274 I guess I forgot how good your nose is for hard liquor. 548 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,534 I told you that everybody here is trying to be sober. 549 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:33,057 I think you should apologize to all of us. 550 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,501 Why? You never apologized to me. Isn't that one of your steps? 551 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:36,968 Apologizing to your old man? 552 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,798 No. I apologize to the people that I wrong 553 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,237 not people who wronged me. 554 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,893 Fine. I'm getting the hell out of here. 555 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,847 No, no, no, you don't get to fucking get off that easy! 556 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,766 All right? You just blow 557 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,121 in and out of my life like a tornado. 558 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,641 Why can't you for once take responsibility 559 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,946 for being so fucking irresponsible? 560 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,299 [SIGHS] Okay. 561 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,001 I'm sorry I brought the flask. Happy? 562 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,613 No. I'm talking about my whole life. 563 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,053 Oh, Christ, here we go again. 564 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,529 When you were a kid, I was a good father. 565 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,529 You gave me a key to the liquor cabinet. 566 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,701 You asked me to. 567 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,746 I was 12. 568 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,751 Okay, so I made one mistake. 569 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,013 When I was in 9th grade you disappeared for four years. 570 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,316 We didn't see you for four years. 571 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,842 That was between your mother and me. 572 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,055 Well, what about me, huh? 573 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,324 What about me, Dad? 574 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,984 That's why I came back. 575 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,683 Sure, when I didn't need you anymore. 576 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:34,772 Look, we all had terrible childhoods, okay? 577 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,635 I had one. My father had one. You had one. 578 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:37,906 And your kid's gonna have one. 579 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,908 No. 580 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,470 No, he's not. 581 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,477 Because this fucked up Loudermilk legacy 582 00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:44,479 ends right here. 583 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,480 I don't doubt that, 584 00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:46,781 with your personality. 585 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:48,307 What person doesn't like lobster? 586 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,480 Fuck you. 587 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,085 No, fuck you. 588 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,395 Why can't you just admit 589 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,101 the thing that's really pissing you off 590 00:21:54,138 --> 00:21:55,658 is that I can drink and you can't. 591 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,489 That's bullshit. 592 00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:00,234 Bullshit? Is it? 593 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,665 I can drink, and I can go to bed, 594 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:03,841 get up, go to work and have a normal life. 595 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,797 When you drink, you forget little things, 596 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,666 stupid things, like how to go to bed, 597 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,717 how to write, how to drive. 598 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,340 I want you out of here by morning. 599 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,129 You know what? 600 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:28,259 I'm gonna call my masseuse and tell her to come back. 601 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,264 [SIGHS] 602 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,477 Hey.Hey. 603 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:36,788 Where are you going? 604 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,493 I just has a blowout with my dad, 605 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,321 I'm gonna go check into a hotel. 606 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,399 At 2 a.m.? Why don't you just--? 607 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,058 What, sleep on your couch? 608 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:47,371 No, just go back and, you know, 609 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:48,799 smooth things over with your dad. 610 00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:50,975 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 611 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:54,461 I mean, I would--What? 612 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:58,203 I'd let you sleep on my couch, Loudermilk, but... 613 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,286 my couch is, like, three feet long. 614 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,895 Well, I don't mind sleeping on the floor. 615 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,648 I don't know, Sam, you know? 616 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,299 Carl might not go for that. 617 00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:10,133 Okay, couch is good. 618 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,741 [WOMAN MOANING]JACK: Oh, yeah. 619 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,041 Yeah, yeah. Oh. 620 00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:14,777 Who's your daddy now?WOMAN: You. 621 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,088 [SCOFFS]JACK: Oh, yeah, yeah. 622 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,793 JACK: Take it all. Take it all. 623 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,141 Sorry for all this. 624 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:22,010 JACK: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 625 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,799 Take it all. Take it all. 626 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,669 I, um... 627 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,540 I got an idea. 628 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,712 [GRUNTS] 629 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,798 Do you want me to put on some music? 630 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,026 [SIGHS] 631 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:40,378 Why not? 632 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,859 Sure. 633 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:49,473 JACK: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? 634 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,425 [MUSIC PLAYING] 635 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:57,094 Who's your daddy? 636 00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:07,584 ♪ Early to the party 637 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,930 ♪ You're the first One there ♪ 638 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:11,410 Who's this? 639 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,925 ALLISON: Andy Shauf. 640 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:17,185 Huh. Nice. 641 00:24:17,238 --> 00:24:19,368 It's Carl's. 642 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:22,374 ♪ Standing in the kitchen 643 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:26,857 ♪ Stressing out the host 644 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:31,640 ♪ Pulling teeth Till anyone arrives ♪ 645 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,167 What are you still doing here? 646 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:40,385 I didn't want us to end things like that. 647 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,738 [SIGHS] We're not-- We're not ending anything. 648 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:46,177 Okay? We're just-- 649 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,183 I think we do better when we're apart. 650 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,230 Yeah. Well, I just want you to know that, 651 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,753 no matter what you think of me... 652 00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,225 I'm very proud to have you as my son. 653 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:02,237 Well, thanks. 654 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,111 I mean, God know you were far from perfect, 655 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,716 but you were good enough for me. 656 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,336 [SIGHS] Okay. 657 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:15,910 Anyway, I got a Vancouver cougar waiting up north for me, 658 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:18,389 so I should hit the road. Hm. 659 00:25:20,954 --> 00:25:22,434 Oh, and, Sammy. 660 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:26,219 You might want to keep an eye on Ben. 661 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,263 Not gay. 662 00:25:27,308 --> 00:25:30,088 No, he just seems, uh... 663 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:32,308 vulnerable. 664 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:36,141 Okay, sure. 665 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,535 Give your old man a hug. 666 00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:46,682 Travel safe.Mm-hm. 667 00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,115 Hey, Dad. 668 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:53,509 Uh... 669 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,859 I just, you know... 670 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,686 Sorry. 671 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:12,481 Did he leave? 672 00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:14,361 Yep. 673 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,928 Well, say what you will about him, but... 674 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,358 that guy can fuck. 675 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:21,884 [♪♪♪] 676 00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:31,457 ♪ Well, I've been here A long time ♪ 677 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:34,552 ♪ But I never Got the truth ♪ 678 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:39,033 ♪ That my whole life Was here ♪ 679 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,425 ♪ Condensed Into this room ♪ 680 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,602 ♪ Well, it's hard To refute ♪ 681 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,304 ♪ When you're on the run 682 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:53,437 ♪ But you're Gonna miss me ♪ 683 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,960 ♪ When I'm gone