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Ah, I can't raise him.
I didn't sign up for this.
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Yeah, well,
neither did he.
3
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I got you the gig.What gig?
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Father Mike needs us
to save the church,
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and your music's gonna do it.
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I understand you're
finally considering
adoption for Clyde.
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Who told you that?
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I promised
I wouldn't say.
It was Ben.
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Are we ready to sing?
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ALL: Yeah!
[CHEERING]
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[CELL PHONE ALARM SOUNDING]What the hell's going on?
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It's an AMBER Alert.
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I didn't get an AMBER Alert.
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[GRUNTS]
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Okay, wait a second,
let me...
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Let me get this
straight.
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You're telling us
that you gave him the baby
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and then you called
an AMBER Alert on him?
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Yes, Your Honor.
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No, no, no.
I'm not a...
Never mind.
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Why?
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'Cause they weren't home.
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Why'd you give them
the baby
in the first place?
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I... I was just
so desperate,
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and, well,
Clyde and Sam
are brothers,
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so it seemed
like a no-brainer.
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I bet "no-brainer's" gonna
come up a few times
in your report.
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Wait, you two guys
are brothers?
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Oh, no, no, no.
Uh, him and the baby.
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You and the baby?Yeah, half-brothers.
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He gets to breastfeed.
I get this aggravation.
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Look, I've been working
double shifts
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for a week straight.
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My other two kids
were acting up.
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I had to go to Vegas
to see Cher.
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I... I didn't know
what to do.
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When I finally got some sleep
and came to my senses,
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I knew I needed
to get Clyde home.
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Why didn't you
just call me?
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Well, I did,
but your number
didn't work.
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She got you there,
Loudermilk.
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He just got
a new burner phone.
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But despite that
and his appearance,
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he is not a drug dealer.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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And then when I went
to your apartment
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and no one was there...
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[GASPS]
I panicked.
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I'm sorry.
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I feel horrible
about all of this.
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I... I just...
I just wanted
my baby back.
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Officers,
I've heard enough.
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I'm gonna
sue this department
for false arrest,
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excessive force,
damage to reputation,
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and lost wages.
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All right, New Guy,
calm down, okay?
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These guys
were just doing
their job.
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Doing their job?
They humiliated you
in a public setting!
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Not the first time
I've been humiliated
in public.
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Besides, this is
not about me.
This is about Clyde.
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[SIGHS] Well, we're very
sorry for the inconvenience,
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Mr. Loudermilk.
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And, uh,
now that we got
the full story,
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you're free to go.
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Okay.
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And if you ever
need any help
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with a traffic ticket
or something,
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give us a call on
your burner and we'll...
We'll look into it.
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You'll look into it?
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We'll get it done.
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Thanks.
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Where's Clyde?
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He's in the other room,
and, uh, we'll be sending him
home with you
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once we get you to fill out
a few more forms, okay?
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Great.All right.
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Wait. No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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You... You can't
send him home
with her.
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He's much better off
with me.
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Yeah, but she's the mom.
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So what?
She's batshit crazy.
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You can't send her home
with a baby.
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It's not up to us.
If you wanna
take her to court,
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that's something else,
but I promise you, you'll lose.
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We've seen this thing
a million times.
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The baby always goes
with the mom.
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Yeah, she's not abusive
or an addict.
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I mean, she's a nitwit,
but that ain't a crime.
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[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
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Listen, Annette, if you ever
get overwhelmed again,
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you can always
just call me.
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I'll come
and pick him up.
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Yeah, of course.
Uh, you're
Clyde's brother.
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You can have him
as much as you want,
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anytime you want,
whenever you want,
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except for weekdays.
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Thanks, um...and no more
calling the cops, right?
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Deal.
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[CLYDE COOS]
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Bye.[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
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Bye, Clydey.
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[SNIFFLES]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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But anyway,
Clyde's gonna be
with his mother now,
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and I...
I still get to see him.
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But I'm sorry
about that.
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It was just a simple
misunderstanding
with the police.
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That must be
nice to say.
[CHUCKLES]
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LOUDERMILK: Yeah.
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Uh, does somebody
have something?
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, I was watching ESPN,
and they had a special
on there
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about the, uh, "Do you believe
in miracles on ice?" thing.
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Guys... Guys know
what I'm talking about?
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Yeah.Of course.
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No.No clue.
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You remember,
the Olympic hockey game
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when we beat the Soviets
with our college kids?
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Mike Eruzione?
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Who?Nah, I didn't see it.
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Okay, it doesn't matter.
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They said on there
that that was the first time
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that people chanted,
"U.S.A., U.S.A."
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And when I heard that,
I was like...
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[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
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Like, mind blown.
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No shit?
Wow.
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That's totally untrue.
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Oh, well, you would know,
being a Canuck and all.
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Hey, you can't
use that word.
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What word?
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Canuck.
It's racist.
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They got a hockey team
in Canada called the Canucks.
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Well, yeah, they can
call themselves that,
but we can't.
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Uh, we're fine
with Canuck.
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Anyway, U.S.A. put
a man on the moon.
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Allegedly.
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Look, certainly somebody
in mission control
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would have got up
and screamed,
"U.S.A., U.S.A.!"
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Hey, hey, are you calling
Chris Berman a liar?
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'Cause if you are,
I'm gonna come over
and break your other leg.
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Yeah, no,
New Guy's right.
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There must
have been some time
in the entire history
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of this country,
before some hockey game,
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where people cheered,
"U.S.A."
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Some hockey game?
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Yeah, it was only
the biggest victory
in American history.
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Really?
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What about when your people
wiped out 90% of my people
with smallpox
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and put the rest of them
in concentration camps?
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Bigger.
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Different.
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I... I mean
the hockey game was
a little more uplifting.
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That's only
because it was
on TV, you know?
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Okay, M... Mugsy,
are you getting
at something with this?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm just saying
that it must be nice
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to win
every now and then.
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I mean, you know,
I don't wanna
sound insulting,
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but look at us.
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We are a bunch
of shit-eating losers.
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Except for maybe you two.
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You never talk,
so I don't wanna judge.
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All right, Mugsy,
let's get real, okay?
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This is not about
the Miracle on Ice.
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This is not about
anybody in the room.
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This is about you.
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What happened
to you this week?
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Don't think about it,
just spit.
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Okay. All right.
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Well, you know how
I've been trying to
connect with my kids?
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Two of 'em haven't called me
in a couple of weeks.
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We were getting together.
We're having fun...
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And then nothing.
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Okay.
Did you call 'em back?
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That's not my place.
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Oh, fuck.
This again.
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Calling your kids
isn't your place?
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It's exactly
your place.
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I'm supposed to call them
when they don't call me back?
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Yeah, you are.Yes, you call and you call
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and call
and you keep calling,
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and if they
don't call you back,
that's on them.
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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♪ ♪
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Hey, that was kind of
a bummer meeting
in there, huh?
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Unlike the usual dance out
on rainbows kind?
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Yeah.
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You ready for
some good news?
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You're gonna start
paying rent on time?
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Ha-ha.
Very unlikely, no.
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I'm getting back
into the game,
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and I could use your help.
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Check this out.
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What is this,
an old ambulance?
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Yes, my friend,
it is an old ambulance,
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and it is also
a future food truck.
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Where the hell
did you find this?
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Greg's List.
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You can buy an ambulance
on Craigslist?
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No, Greg's.
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It's like Craigslist
but for the dark web.
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You guys talking about
how much you miss me?
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How could I miss you
when you're in
my apartment all the time?
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Seriously, what's up?
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Ben has an insane plan
to start a food truck
business.
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No, it's not insane.
I just figured that
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I'd use some of the
money that I made
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from the lullaby videos
on YouTube
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to get back in the game
and start cooking again.
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Well, how much
money did you make?
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$67.
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That's not gonna
get you a food truck.
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No, no, it won't,
but that and
my alimony will.
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Memphis is still
paying you alimony?
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Mm-hmm.
Got a real good deal too.
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She really wanted out.
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Well, since I paid
her alimony
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and she's paying
you alimony,
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I guess I'm buying
this fucking ambulance.
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Exactly. See?
225
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So I... I need you to come
with me to make sure
that I get a good deal.
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This is a stupid idea.
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Why is it so stupid,
Loudermilk?
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Ben was a chef,
food trucks are everywhere.
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I think it's a great idea.You're not helping.
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Oh, come on.
Please come with me, Sam.
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You know
I'm a terrible negotiator.
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I'll do it for 500 bucks.Deal.
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Holy shit,
you're a bad negotiator.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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I tell you what.
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I got a pretty good feeling
about this place.
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[GUN COCKS]
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Turn around slowly
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or I'll blow
your goddamn
heads off!
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What the hell?
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This is private property,
you sons of bitches.
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No, we spoke
on the phone earlier
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ab... Ab... Ab...
About the used ambo.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Ben, right?
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Sorry about the shotgun,
but it's the only way
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I can really sort out
serious inquiries.
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00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,396
I'm sure it's not
the only way.
249
00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:55,528
Well, it's the best way.
Okay, right over here, ladies.
250
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,748
Stop doing that.
251
00:09:57,748 --> 00:10:00,098
Okay, you guys are gonna
love her, all right?
252
00:10:00,098 --> 00:10:03,362
She's a beauty,
she's a keeper,
253
00:10:03,362 --> 00:10:05,974
and she's all yours
for three grand.
254
00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:10,021
Deal.
255
00:10:10,021 --> 00:10:11,066
Wait, hold on a minute.
256
00:10:12,589 --> 00:10:15,723
You want $3,000
for that old
piece of shit?
257
00:10:15,723 --> 00:10:17,420
It's not that old.
258
00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:20,728
Look at the fucking thing.
It looks like a Chia van.
259
00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,468
Probably got dead bodies
in there.
260
00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:23,861
Dude, you're gonna
scare her off.
261
00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:25,907
Rats, rodents?
262
00:10:25,907 --> 00:10:27,996
No, no, no,
absolutely not,
263
00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:31,086
but due to our proximity
to the tuna factory,
264
00:10:31,086 --> 00:10:34,002
we have a serious problem
with feral cats.
265
00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:36,352
Everything that
you're mentioning is
completely workable.
266
00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:37,527
Thank you very much...God damn it.
267
00:10:37,527 --> 00:10:38,615
Stop doing that.
268
00:10:38,615 --> 00:10:39,660
Come here.
269
00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:43,968
$3,000 for this thing's
fucking crazy.
270
00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,143
She's trying to rip you off.
271
00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:47,363
I need this, Loudermilk.
Come on.
272
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:49,800
Look, if I don't take a risk,
there's no way to find out
if I'll be a success.
273
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,584
Or a complete failure.
274
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,412
[SIGHS]
275
00:10:53,412 --> 00:10:55,327
Tell her we'll do it
for $4,000.
276
00:10:55,327 --> 00:10:56,851
She just offered it
for three.
277
00:10:56,851 --> 00:10:58,591
Yeah, before you
pissed her off.
278
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,159
Will you just shut up
and let me do this?
279
00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:02,378
God.
280
00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:10,473
All right, just knock off
a hundred bucks
and you got a deal.
281
00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:11,953
$2,900.Done and done.
282
00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,737
[GUN COCKS]But you're responsible
283
00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,608
for cleaning out
the cat skellies.
284
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,654
[LAUGHS]
Skellies in the ambo...
285
00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:19,351
Stop saying ambo.
286
00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:22,311
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
287
00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:24,748
♪ ♪
288
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:26,707
Jesus, a bomb
went off in here.
289
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,273
What happened here?
290
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:30,362
They wrecked the place.Guilty.
291
00:11:31,929 --> 00:11:36,455
I'm Tiger.
This is my Sober 4ever group.
292
00:11:36,455 --> 00:11:39,415
And yeah,
the "for" in there
is the number four.
293
00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,634
"Four" what?
What's the four
stand for?
294
00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:44,899
Forever.
295
00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:46,944
Wait, what?
296
00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:49,512
Again, w...
Why would you do this?
297
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:55,387
So you're the guy
that Father Mikey
went with instead of me.
298
00:11:57,128 --> 00:11:58,826
Un-fucking-believable.
299
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,436
What are you
talking about?
300
00:12:00,436 --> 00:12:02,133
I mean, look at you, man.
301
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,571
You're so out of shape.
Who... Who trains you?
302
00:12:05,571 --> 00:12:08,052
The guy with the cane?
303
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:12,013
He looks like the Michelin Man
fucked a Keebler elf.
304
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:14,885
You're setting a bad example
for your group, budro.
305
00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:17,540
He's actually
a really great
group leader.
306
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:21,370
Oh, "He's a good group le...
He's..." Look at this shit!
307
00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:25,548
Sugar, caffeine.
308
00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:28,725
This stuff is
as addictive
as crack.
309
00:12:28,725 --> 00:12:32,598
My group, we're all
about clean living.
310
00:12:32,598 --> 00:12:35,123
We're drug and alcohol-free.
311
00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:39,562
We're vegan,
and we don't take
any medication at all.
312
00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:42,260
Yeah, seems like
maybe you should.
313
00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:46,177
Yeah, what do you do
about the chaffing
from all that lifting, bro?
314
00:12:46,177 --> 00:12:48,223
Looks like the only lifting
you're doing
315
00:12:48,223 --> 00:12:50,268
is a fork to your face, bro.
316
00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:51,879
What are you
talking about?
317
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,576
I'm, like,
the third fattest
guy in here.
318
00:12:53,576 --> 00:12:55,317
Shut your pasta hole, Luigi!
319
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,449
Shut your pasta...Claire, Claire, Claire.
320
00:12:57,449 --> 00:13:00,365
Look, we're just
trying to have
a meeting here, okay?
321
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,585
This is supposed to be
a safe space.
322
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,892
Yeah, well, not anymore!
323
00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:06,676
Consider yourself warned.
324
00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,983
Warned about what?
325
00:13:08,983 --> 00:13:11,507
We're the next evolution
in sobriety.
326
00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:13,509
You're weak.
327
00:13:13,509 --> 00:13:16,338
We're better, stronger,
328
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:19,863
faster, healthier,
cleaner, clearer...
329
00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:21,604
You certainly make
longer lists.
330
00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,127
You sound like
a NyQuil ad.
331
00:13:23,127 --> 00:13:25,260
Hmm, the nighttime
sniffling, sneezing,
332
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,958
coughing, aching,
stuffy-head, fever,
so-you-can-rest medicine.
333
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,004
I remember that.God, I miss that stuff.
334
00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:31,701
[SNAPS FINGERS]
335
00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:34,486
[MURMURING]
336
00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:36,924
[CHALKBOARD THUDS]
337
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:41,015
Look,
if any of you want
a strong leader,
338
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:43,365
you just DM me...
339
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:46,542
@therealstrongerfaster
healthiercleanerclearertiger.
340
00:13:47,499 --> 00:13:49,719
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
341
00:13:49,719 --> 00:13:51,764
♪ ♪
342
00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:56,726
Tiger used to run the group
before you came along.
343
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:59,511
When? You never
told me about that.
344
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:02,732
Well, I was hoping
never to see him again.
345
00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:05,822
Thanks to his
erratic behavior,
346
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:09,434
Tiger's license was revoked
by Sober Friends.
347
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:12,263
So I had to get rid of him
and bring you in.
348
00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:15,005
He's never forgiven me...
349
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:17,268
Swore revenge on whoever
took his place.
350
00:14:17,268 --> 00:14:19,270
What?
351
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,055
And he spent
the last five years in jail
352
00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:22,447
for trying to kill
one of his guys
353
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,319
who tried to start
his own group.
354
00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:27,278
Mike! You gotta
talk to this guy.
355
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:28,976
Well, I tried
while he was in prison.
356
00:14:30,499 --> 00:14:31,935
He never listened to me.
357
00:14:31,935 --> 00:14:34,068
Hey, uh...
358
00:14:35,765 --> 00:14:37,506
I'm sorry, Sam.
359
00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:38,768
I should have told you.
360
00:14:39,508 --> 00:14:41,466
[DOWNBEAT MUSIC]
361
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:45,993
Well, you guys are looking
at my new business.
362
00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:47,733
I'm turning this
into a food truck.
363
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:50,040
ALL: Oh.Really?
364
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,346
What the hell
are you gonna
call it?
365
00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:52,825
Food truck's
gotta have a name.
366
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,305
Uh, Meals on Wheels.
367
00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:57,091
Prescription Lunch.Hot Beef Injection.
368
00:14:57,091 --> 00:14:58,657
Ambu-lunch.
369
00:14:58,657 --> 00:15:00,485
Oh.LOUDERMILK:
Those are terrible.
370
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,357
Only thing worse would be
Dr. Mealgood.
371
00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:03,619
[AFFIRMATIVE RESPONSES]
372
00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:05,142
Hey.Oh, come on.
373
00:15:05,142 --> 00:15:06,665
I am impressed, man.
374
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,624
I mean, you really
thought this through, huh?
375
00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:10,191
Yep, all the way.
376
00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:11,583
How 'bout
a state health inspection?
377
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,976
A what now?Or a place to wash
378
00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:14,369
all your pots
and pans.
379
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:15,979
Well, I'll probably
just bring 'em home
380
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:17,633
every couple of days, yeah.
381
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:20,375
Have you been issued
a license to operate
a food truck?
382
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:23,291
Is that different
than a regular
driver's license?
383
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,857
Look, guys,
it's important to remember
384
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,642
this is more
of a pop-up restaurant.
385
00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:28,513
I mean, do I really need
to fill out all those papers?
386
00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:30,428
Damn right you do.
They could hit you
387
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:33,127
with as high as a $50,000 fine
if you break the health code.
388
00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:34,432
$50,000?
389
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,434
Health codes
are for pussies.
390
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,523
You know, that would make
a fantastic slogan
for my truck.
391
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:40,177
Would you mind if I use that?Mm.
392
00:15:40,177 --> 00:15:41,787
Thank you, Ed.
393
00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:43,659
[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
394
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:46,357
♪ ♪
395
00:15:46,357 --> 00:15:47,924
Ben, what the fuck
am I looking at?
396
00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:49,404
I hired him.
397
00:15:49,404 --> 00:15:51,188
I needed a driver
for Dr. Mealgood,
398
00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:53,234
and I was totally
fucking desperate.
399
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,888
And I was broke,
zero prospects,
and I needed a job, so...
400
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,587
Well, that's the worst
meet-cute I've ever heard.
401
00:15:58,587 --> 00:16:01,242
Well, we better get downtown
if we wanna beat
that lunch rush.
402
00:16:01,242 --> 00:16:02,808
Do you concur?I concur.
403
00:16:02,808 --> 00:16:05,376
[BOTH LAUGH]
404
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:06,682
Why are you taking
the stairs?
405
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,901
You could just jump
out a window.
406
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,034
Why the fuck
would he say that?
407
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:13,645
Oh, now that's funny
'cause you tried
to kill yourself, remember?
408
00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:15,082
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
409
00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,214
[SIRENS WAILING]
410
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:27,572
[OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
Attention, hungry masses.
The doctor is in.
411
00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,531
I repeat, the doctor is in.
412
00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:33,665
Holy shit,
I think it's working.
413
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,278
Eat two of these
and call me in the morning.
414
00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:41,282
Boom.Hey, turn your head
and cough...
415
00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:42,544
[KETCHUP SQUIRTS]If you need more ketchup.
416
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,415
Okay.
417
00:16:44,415 --> 00:16:45,851
[HUMS]
418
00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:49,725
You have polio.
419
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,770
No, I'm just messing around.
Nobody does anymore.
420
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,076
There's your cheeseburger.
[CHUCKLES]
421
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:54,817
Okay.
422
00:16:54,817 --> 00:16:56,384
[CHEERFUL MUSIC]
423
00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:58,038
What a day that was, huh?
424
00:16:58,038 --> 00:17:00,127
Whoo! Ooh!
425
00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:01,954
Hey, hey.Yeah?
426
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,434
Check that guy out.
No, don't look.
427
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:04,479
Don't look now.
Don't look now.
428
00:17:04,479 --> 00:17:05,610
Okay.Okay, look.
429
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,916
By the bench.All right.
430
00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:08,874
What's his deal?I don't know.
431
00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:11,877
But he's eaten here, like,
three times already.
432
00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:14,619
You don't think
he's a health inspector,
do you?
433
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:15,664
Well,
he's definitely something,
434
00:17:15,664 --> 00:17:17,013
and he's coming back.
435
00:17:17,013 --> 00:17:18,493
Okay, visiting hours
are over.
436
00:17:18,493 --> 00:17:21,017
Get the...
Up and down.
437
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:23,106
Ben, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming.
438
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:24,542
He's coming,
he's coming.
439
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,936
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
440
00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:28,372
[TIRES SCREECH]
441
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,635
[SIRENS WAILING]
442
00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:40,732
Well, well, well.
Look what the cat
dragged in.
443
00:17:40,732 --> 00:17:44,432
Look, I... I... I just
wanted to come down
and clear the air.
444
00:17:44,432 --> 00:17:46,173
Uh, Father Mike
told me a little bit
445
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:48,436
about the history
between you two,
446
00:17:48,436 --> 00:17:51,874
and honestly, that's for
you guys to hash out.
447
00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:55,617
But, uh, I... I just thought
that you and I, uh...
448
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,492
I mean, we... We...
We may have
different approaches,
449
00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:04,147
but ultimately, we want
the same thing for our groups.
450
00:18:04,147 --> 00:18:06,236
Oh, yeah?
Well, what's that?
451
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:08,412
Sobriety.
452
00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:11,894
See, that's the problem,
cream puff.
453
00:18:11,894 --> 00:18:15,506
Sobriety ain't
good enough anymore.
454
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:18,770
Honestly,
I can barely sleep
at night
455
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:21,904
knowing there are groups
like yours out there.
456
00:18:21,904 --> 00:18:25,690
It's an affront
to everything
I believe in.
457
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:28,128
Oh, sobriety isn't
good enough?
458
00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:30,042
No.
459
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:34,221
Well, I'm sorry,
but sobriety's actually
asking a lot from my guys.
460
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:35,961
And every day that
they manage it,
461
00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:37,876
I'm proud of 'em.
462
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:41,010
You know,
I'd really love
to slam you
463
00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:42,794
in that paunchy gut,
464
00:18:42,794 --> 00:18:47,016
but I also really
don't wanna
go back to jail.
465
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,192
Dude, you have
serious anger issues.
466
00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:50,933
We're just trying to have
a civil conversation.
467
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,717
I have anger issues?
468
00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,981
I'll chop
your fucking head off!
469
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,375
Okay, you don't
have anger issues.
470
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,987
Um, all I'm trying
to say is that
471
00:19:01,987 --> 00:19:03,815
sobriety's not a competition.
472
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:07,254
Well, maybe it fucking
should be a competition, bro!
473
00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,431
Then Abner
said to Joab,
474
00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:13,390
"Let the young men
arise and have
a contest before us..."
475
00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,739
Is that the box... No.
476
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,915
No, no, no, no.
We're not doing that again.
477
00:19:16,915 --> 00:19:20,571
I'm just saying that
perhaps Tiger is right
in this case.
478
00:19:20,571 --> 00:19:22,138
Competition
can be healthy.
479
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,576
Let's settle this
on the field
and be done with it.
480
00:19:25,576 --> 00:19:27,274
That's a terrible idea.
481
00:19:27,274 --> 00:19:30,233
All you have to do
is beat us,
482
00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:33,062
and we'll leave you alone.
483
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,979
I... I mean, what are
we even talking about?
484
00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:40,156
Arm wrestling,
street fight,
spelling bee?
485
00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:42,550
Spelling bee?
486
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:46,293
Kickball.What?
487
00:19:46,293 --> 00:19:48,730
Kickball.
488
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,080
Got a taste for it
when I was on the inside.
489
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,082
Did you got to prison
in a middle school gym?
490
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:56,651
No, we're not gonna play
kickball with you.
491
00:19:56,651 --> 00:20:00,176
Well, then we're gonna keep
coming after you
492
00:20:00,176 --> 00:20:02,961
until you shut down
your group.
493
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,660
[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
494
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,139
LOUDERMILK:
Sorry I'm late.
495
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,925
Where you been?
496
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:12,362
Well, I went to tell Tiger
to leave us alone.
497
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:14,843
He challenged us
to a kickball game,
498
00:20:14,843 --> 00:20:17,062
and then I told him
to fuck off, so...
499
00:20:18,499 --> 00:20:20,936
[SIGHS]
You know, the usual.
500
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:23,939
Why?Why what?
501
00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:25,332
Why'd you say no
to the game?
502
00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:29,118
Because the guy's out
of his fucking tree,
503
00:20:29,118 --> 00:20:30,728
and I don't wanna engage.
504
00:20:30,728 --> 00:20:32,730
And we're not
in third grade.
505
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,384
You don't think
we can win?
506
00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:36,647
Of course
we can't win.
507
00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:38,475
Way to have our backs,
Loudermilk.
508
00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:41,522
Look, I have
your backs, okay?
509
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:43,045
Not really.
510
00:20:43,045 --> 00:20:45,308
Come on.
Who wants to
get humiliated?
511
00:20:45,308 --> 00:20:48,006
Hey, it's like you said
about me calling my kids.
512
00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,182
It's about trying
and trying and trying
513
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,619
even if it doesn't
go your way.
514
00:20:53,925 --> 00:20:56,058
God damn it.
I did say that, didn't I?
515
00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:00,192
[SIGHS]
516
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,759
You guys
all feel this way?
517
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:04,196
Yeah, man.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
518
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,981
I definitely
don't feel that way.
519
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:07,765
Yeah, well, I do.
520
00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:09,506
Plus, it'd be nice
to get out of this room,
521
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:11,073
get some fresh air
for a change.
522
00:21:11,073 --> 00:21:13,162
Roger, I bet you're great
at kickball, right?
523
00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:14,903
Oh, I get it.
Heh.
524
00:21:14,903 --> 00:21:16,905
I'm the British guy,
all about football.
525
00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:18,994
So I must be great
at kicking, right?
526
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:21,518
Oh, God, no, no.
I just meant because of
your incomplete arms,
527
00:21:21,518 --> 00:21:23,477
maybe your legs
are stronger.
528
00:21:23,477 --> 00:21:26,088
You know,
like how a bat
can hear better.
529
00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:28,090
Actually, I am
quite good at it,
530
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,788
but it's got nothing
to do with my complete,
531
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:33,487
individually designed,
and equal arms.
532
00:21:33,487 --> 00:21:35,750
Oh, I'm sure.
533
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,012
What about you, Ben?
534
00:21:37,012 --> 00:21:39,319
No, no, no can do.Why not?
535
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:41,321
Yeah, man,
with them ham hocks
536
00:21:41,321 --> 00:21:44,193
you have for calves,
you could kick the ball
off the Earth.
537
00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:46,456
Well, number one,
I hate organized sports,
538
00:21:46,456 --> 00:21:48,937
and number two, Dr. Mealgood's
got some house calls to make.
539
00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:50,242
So...
540
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,679
Why don't you set up
at the park?
541
00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:53,071
Lots of
potential customers.
542
00:21:54,551 --> 00:21:56,248
Fine.
543
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,729
All right, if you guys
are serious about this,
544
00:21:58,729 --> 00:22:00,514
I'll make the call.
545
00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:03,908
I have his IG handle.
That's short
for Instagram.
546
00:22:05,562 --> 00:22:08,783
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
547
00:22:08,783 --> 00:22:10,001
♪ ♪
548
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,612
TIGER: Jacks!
549
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:17,008
I can't believe
you actually showed.
550
00:22:17,008 --> 00:22:18,923
What are you
talking about?
551
00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:20,838
I called you ten minutes ago
to ask about parking.
552
00:22:23,058 --> 00:22:26,322
Field!
Let's go!
553
00:22:26,322 --> 00:22:28,193
All right,
let's get this over with.
554
00:22:28,193 --> 00:22:30,544
That... That's it?
555
00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:33,982
There's no classic
pep talk, like Miracle
556
00:22:33,982 --> 00:22:36,811
or Soul Surfer
or Mighty Ducks Two?
557
00:22:36,811 --> 00:22:38,639
Yeah.It's a kid's game.
558
00:22:38,639 --> 00:22:40,423
You kick the ball.
You run around.
559
00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:41,642
You try to score.Hustle!
560
00:22:41,642 --> 00:22:43,905
This reminds me
of David
561
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:47,343
who beat the mighty Goliath
with only a stone, a sling,
and his faith.
562
00:22:47,343 --> 00:22:49,650
Now that's what
I'm fucking talking about.
563
00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:52,392
[EXCITING MUSIC]
564
00:22:52,392 --> 00:22:54,829
♪ ♪
565
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,616
TIGER: Oh!
566
00:22:59,616 --> 00:23:01,052
Holy shit.
567
00:23:01,052 --> 00:23:02,445
Game on!
568
00:23:02,445 --> 00:23:04,404
♪ ♪
569
00:23:04,404 --> 00:23:06,754
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo Yeah!
570
00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:09,496
♪ Coo-coo,
coo-choo-coo-coo
571
00:23:09,496 --> 00:23:11,541
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
572
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,543
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo, coo [GRUNTS]
573
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:14,718
Yeah!
574
00:23:14,718 --> 00:23:16,328
♪ Coo-coo-coo
575
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,896
♪ ♪
576
00:23:18,896 --> 00:23:21,029
Yeah! Yeah!
577
00:23:21,029 --> 00:23:22,552
[GROANING]
578
00:23:22,552 --> 00:23:25,163
[CHEERING]
579
00:23:25,163 --> 00:23:27,383
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo
580
00:23:27,383 --> 00:23:29,037
♪ ♪
581
00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:34,434
Ow! [YELLING]
582
00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:35,435
Yeah!
583
00:23:37,219 --> 00:23:39,700
♪ ♪
584
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,442
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo,
coo-coo-choo-coo-coo
585
00:23:42,442 --> 00:23:44,966
♪ Coo-coo-coo-choo
586
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,533
[GRUNTS]
587
00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,230
♪ Hoo-hoo ♪
588
00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:49,492
Yeah!
589
00:23:49,492 --> 00:23:51,276
♪ ♪
590
00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:53,148
TIGER: You guys are down
33 to nothing.
591
00:23:53,148 --> 00:23:54,454
Ready to give up?
592
00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:56,064
Hell no.
593
00:23:56,064 --> 00:23:58,632
Heard of comebacks,
but this'll take a miracle.
594
00:23:58,632 --> 00:24:00,938
BEN: One miracle coming up.
595
00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:02,026
[CHEERING]
596
00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:05,377
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
597
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,509
Okay, I'll...
598
00:24:06,509 --> 00:24:08,206
All right, Benny!
Whoo!
599
00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:11,645
You're gonna get it now.
You're gonna fucking get it!
600
00:24:11,645 --> 00:24:13,908
ALL: Yeah!MAN: All right, Ben.
601
00:24:13,908 --> 00:24:15,823
Yeah.Whoo!
602
00:24:15,823 --> 00:24:18,739
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE, WHISTLING]
603
00:24:18,739 --> 00:24:21,089
♪ ♪
604
00:24:23,874 --> 00:24:26,747
[ALL WHOOPING]
605
00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:31,229
Back it up!
Back it up!
606
00:24:31,229 --> 00:24:32,666
[MAN LAUGHS]
607
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,537
♪ ♪
608
00:24:41,109 --> 00:24:42,240
Oh.
609
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,200
It's a bunt!
Scramble!
610
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,463
[ALL SHOUTING]
611
00:24:47,463 --> 00:24:49,204
[CHEERING]
612
00:24:49,204 --> 00:24:50,727
Scramble!
613
00:24:50,727 --> 00:24:52,250
Any of you gonna
back that up?
614
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:55,253
[CHEERING]
615
00:24:55,253 --> 00:24:57,125
♪ ♪
616
00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,256
ALL: [CHANTING]
Tony! Tony!
617
00:24:58,256 --> 00:25:01,085
Tony! Tony! Tony!
618
00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:03,479
[GRUNTING]
619
00:25:03,479 --> 00:25:05,481
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
Tony! Tony!
620
00:25:05,481 --> 00:25:07,352
It's that guy!
Get the...
621
00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:10,181
Get the shit!
622
00:25:10,181 --> 00:25:11,922
[GRUNTS]
623
00:25:11,922 --> 00:25:13,445
Go, go!
624
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,099
Wow!
625
00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:16,579
[ALL CHANTING]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
626
00:25:16,579 --> 00:25:19,277
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
627
00:25:19,277 --> 00:25:21,366
Okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
628
00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,718
Go, go, go, go!Go!
629
00:25:24,718 --> 00:25:27,329
[TIRES SCREECH,
SIRENS WAILING]
630
00:25:30,854 --> 00:25:32,377
What are they
so happy about?
631
00:25:32,377 --> 00:25:35,685
We fucking
destroyed you guys.
You're done, man.
632
00:25:35,685 --> 00:25:37,382
You didn't
really beat us.
633
00:25:37,382 --> 00:25:39,384
You know, we...
We may never be winners,
634
00:25:39,384 --> 00:25:40,951
but at least
we're not losers.
635
00:25:40,951 --> 00:25:42,649
And I'll tell you
something else.
636
00:25:42,649 --> 00:25:44,520
We love coffee,
asshole.
637
00:25:45,913 --> 00:25:47,523
What'd you just say?
638
00:25:47,523 --> 00:25:49,394
And we put sugar in it.
639
00:25:49,394 --> 00:25:51,919
That's a stimulant
in a stimulant.
640
00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:54,704
You can't do that.Afternoon, gentlemen.
641
00:25:54,704 --> 00:25:57,228
You, that's assault.
642
00:25:57,228 --> 00:25:59,013
Wh... What?Yeah, you heard me.
643
00:25:59,013 --> 00:26:00,231
We saw you push this man.
644
00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:02,190
He also vandalized
our church.
645
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:04,148
You can't prove that.Yes, we can.
646
00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:06,716
We have a sobriety group.
He broke in and trashed it.
647
00:26:06,716 --> 00:26:08,326
We have the
whole thing on tape.
648
00:26:08,326 --> 00:26:09,893
I... I didn't break in
anywhere.
649
00:26:09,893 --> 00:26:10,938
Tell him, Mike.
650
00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:12,069
Father?
651
00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:13,767
Well, I didn't
give him a key.
652
00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:15,725
Okay, you wanna
press charges?
653
00:26:15,725 --> 00:26:16,944
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
654
00:26:16,944 --> 00:26:18,902
Now this is
a big misunderstanding.
655
00:26:18,902 --> 00:26:21,905
Look, I can't
go back to jail.
656
00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:23,820
You look.
657
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:26,214
You and the fucking
ape brigade
tried to shut us down
658
00:26:26,214 --> 00:26:28,042
because we do things
a little differently.
659
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:30,174
And it might not be
for everybody,
660
00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:32,786
but it works for us
whether you like it or not.
661
00:26:32,786 --> 00:26:34,657
So here's the deal.
662
00:26:34,657 --> 00:26:38,008
I get the cops to back off.
You walk away from here.
663
00:26:38,008 --> 00:26:40,489
But if I see you again,
we're gonna shut you down.
664
00:26:43,361 --> 00:26:45,755
Okay.
665
00:26:45,755 --> 00:26:47,714
We're not gonna
press charges, Officer.
666
00:26:47,714 --> 00:26:49,890
Are you sure?Yeah.
667
00:26:50,673 --> 00:26:52,196
All right then.
668
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,068
If you change your mind,
let us know.
669
00:26:54,068 --> 00:26:55,809
Hey, where you guys going?
670
00:26:55,809 --> 00:26:58,376
Hey, good hustle!
Good hustle!
671
00:26:58,376 --> 00:27:00,770
Who wants
a kale smoothie?
Guys?
672
00:27:00,770 --> 00:27:03,207
Guys?Thanks a lot for coming.
673
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,948
Okay.
Now we're even.
674
00:27:04,948 --> 00:27:06,907
No more favors, okay?Yeah.
675
00:27:06,907 --> 00:27:08,517
You got it?Absolutely, I got it.
676
00:27:08,517 --> 00:27:10,693
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second here.
677
00:27:10,693 --> 00:27:13,609
My client reserves the right
to sue the balls off
678
00:27:13,609 --> 00:27:14,828
your police department.
679
00:27:14,828 --> 00:27:16,307
No, New Guy,
shut the fuck up.
680
00:27:16,307 --> 00:27:19,267
We're... We're good.
Thanks.
681
00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:22,313
[LOCK CLICKS, KEYS JINGLE]
682
00:27:22,313 --> 00:27:23,793
[DOOR CLOSES]
683
00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:27,971
Hey.Hey.
684
00:27:27,971 --> 00:27:30,452
How's the ankle?Hurts like hell.
685
00:27:30,452 --> 00:27:32,280
You wanna know what
the worst part of this is?
686
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,673
That you don't have
health insurance,
687
00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:36,023
and it's probably gonna
cost you 50 grand?
688
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:38,460
You wanna know what
the second worst part
of this is?
689
00:27:40,418 --> 00:27:43,334
I actually thought
that food truck was
gonna change everything.
690
00:27:44,422 --> 00:27:46,686
Stupid.
691
00:27:46,686 --> 00:27:48,992
You know what?
You took a shot.
692
00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:51,516
What are you gonna do?
693
00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:53,780
Get some rest.
694
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,087
Oh, uh, after you left,
695
00:27:57,087 --> 00:27:59,002
there was a guy
hanging around.
696
00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:00,656
He gave me a card
he wanted me to give you.
697
00:28:00,656 --> 00:28:02,353
He wants you to call him.Oh, fuck.
698
00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:03,964
Yeah, that was the guy
I was running from.
699
00:28:03,964 --> 00:28:06,357
Was he wearing glasses?Yeah, yeah, he had glasses.
700
00:28:06,357 --> 00:28:08,185
Ah, damn it!
You shouldn't
have taken that.
701
00:28:08,185 --> 00:28:09,447
No, no, no.
I don't want that.
702
00:28:09,447 --> 00:28:10,971
He's a health
inspector, right?
703
00:28:10,971 --> 00:28:12,755
No, he owns
a restaurant,
704
00:28:12,755 --> 00:28:14,539
says he's looking
for some help,
705
00:28:14,539 --> 00:28:15,715
if you know anybody.
706
00:28:18,674 --> 00:28:21,982
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
707
00:28:23,984 --> 00:28:28,553
[WHISPERING]
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.
708
00:28:28,553 --> 00:28:31,513
[ANDY SCHAUF'S
THINGS I DOPLAYING]
709
00:28:31,513 --> 00:28:34,081
♪ ♪
710
00:28:43,481 --> 00:28:46,441
♪ Seems like I should have
known better
711
00:28:46,441 --> 00:28:48,399
♪ Than to turn my head
712
00:28:48,399 --> 00:28:51,228
♪ Like it didn't matter
713
00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:55,102
♪ Why do I do
the things I do
714
00:28:55,102 --> 00:28:58,322
♪ When I know
I am losing you?
715
00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:00,890
♪ ♪
716
00:29:06,243 --> 00:29:08,985
♪ It was supposed
to be a surprise
717
00:29:08,985 --> 00:29:13,642
♪ Me showing up,
you thought I was working
718
00:29:13,642 --> 00:29:17,298
♪ Why do I do
the things I do
719
00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:20,431
♪ When I know
I am losing you? ♪