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You're who you are today
because of your addiction.
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It's taught you compassion
and forgiveness.
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Those are the things
that I like about you.
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CLAIRE: You having a bad day?
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Typical day.
I got another rejection.
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LOUDERMILK:
Lizzie, you blew my mind
at Sounds and Grounds.
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You're fucking great.
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You gotta get back out there.
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Another vodka double,
on the double.
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I'm not mad at all,
but we have to go, okay?
Let's go.
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[RELAXED MUSIC]
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♪ Froggy went a-courtin'
and he did ride
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♪ With a bib and a bottle
of milk for Clyde
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♪ And your brother's home now, so I'll stop singing
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♪ Mm-mm ♪
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Where have you been?
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What?Where have you been?
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You didn't come home
last night,
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you never called,
so what the heck?
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Are you serious?
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I was having
a very nice time
with Lizzie Poole
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and it went... Long.
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Oh. Well, I would
appreciate a heads-up
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the next time you decide
to "go long."
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I was worried sick all night.
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Okay, sorry, honey.
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What's Clyde doing here?
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Annette dropped him off,
said she'd be downtown
for a few hours.
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Just like that?
No fucking warning?
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[KNOCKING]Oh, my God, Sam.
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You've gotta stop swearing
in front of the kid, okay?
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His brain's developing.
He's absorbing everything.
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[ZOMBIE-LIKE MOANING][SCREAMS]
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Fuck this!
Fart, balls, shit!
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[LAUGHING]
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Did I tell you?
Did I not tell you?
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Oh, man, priceless!
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What the fuck, man?
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I'll explain later.
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But he's not...
Wait, explain late...
You knew!
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You knew
and you didn't tell me?
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Turd-fuck!
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Well, I was hoping
he'd go away.
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Dad, what are you
doing here?
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I thought about
everything you said.
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[BABY COOING]And you were right.
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It's time I stepped up
and did the right thing
for a change,
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for the sake of everyone.
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Okay.Well, it all starts today.
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Honey, come on in.
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[LAUGHS]
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We're married!What?
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Can you believe it?
We really did it.
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Isn't that great, huh?
I made an honest
woman out of her.
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Oh, Jack![BABY COOS]
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There he is.
There's my little boy.
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It's both
of your little boys!
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Oh, and by the way,
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I don't want you to think
that you need to call me Mom.
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I don't.
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Fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Clyde's first word!
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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I can't believe
you're mad at me.
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I thought you'd be proud!
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You're the one that
told me to marry her!
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When?
When did I say that?
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You said I should do
the right thing.
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This is not
the right thing!
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Marrying her?
Taking care of my kid?
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Manning up?
That's not the right thing?
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You could've manned up.
You didn't have to marry her.
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Wow. I'll never understand
you fucking millennials.
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I'm not a millennial.
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Your wife might be.
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Well, you sound like one,
you whiny prick!
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What do I have to do
to please you?
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Dad, you can't
possibly believe
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that this is gonna
work out.
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Why not?Because you don't know her.
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I knew your mother
very well,
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and that didn't
stand a chance.
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Bullshit. You knew her
for two months.
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But that was a rugged
two months.
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Uh-huh.
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She was throwing up
every morning,
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her father wanted to kill me,
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we were arguing about
whether we should keep it,
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I was flat broke.
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Why, who didn't want
to keep it?
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Oh, stop it.
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I didn't even know you then!
If I did, I wouldn't have
thought twice about it.
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Besides, do you know how many
marriages in India
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start with two people
who don't know each other?
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Those work out!
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Okay.
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I see what you're doing.What?
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You're taking
the easy way out.
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You're doing this because
you have nowhere to go
if you don't marry her.
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You disgust me!
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In what world is living
in an apartment
with three whiny kids
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and a flaky waitress
taking the easy way out?
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I'm taking the hard way.
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Mm-hmm.Look.
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I'm trying to be
a better person here,
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and if you got a problem
with that,
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well, that's on you,
buddy boy.
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That's on you.
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Is everything okay?
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[ZOMBIE-LIKE MOANING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHS]
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Twice in one day!
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♪ ♪
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I...
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I fucked up.
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I really fucked up.
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I ruined everything.
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You wanna tell us
what happened?
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There's a demon
living inside of me,
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and every time
anything good
happens to me,
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he comes out,
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and takes a shit
on everything.
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And he smears it on me,
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and he smears it on anybody
that's close to me,
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until I'm destroyed,
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and then he...
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He goes back inside.
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To wait.
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LOUDERMILK: Wow.
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Well.
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That's the fight, guys.
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You have to keep
your guard up
all the time.
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And I know that sometimes,
we get sick of hearing that,
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or we feel like
we're stronger
than that,
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or that we'll be fine,
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'cause that's all
behind us now,
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but that's not the truth
of being an addict.
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The truth is,
when we're sober,
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our disease is out
doing fucking pushups
in the parking lot.
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And we don't know when,
you don't know why,
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you don't know what,
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that fucking snake will come
crawling back into your life
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just like that.
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I'm quitting.
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Good.No, I'm quitting the group.
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Mugsy...You stop talking.
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I've... I've been coming
in here for years,
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and it is not working.
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It's working.
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You've had great years,
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and a couple of bad nights.
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I can't afford
any more bad nights!
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I need help!
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And the help
that I'm getting in here
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is not the kind of help
that's helping!
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It's helping!
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Just the fact that you're here
today after that slip,
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that takes fucking balls.
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Yeah, that's your advice?
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That's your
fucking advice?
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I am so sick of coming
into these meetings
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and fucking up.
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And then I come in again,
and I fuck up.
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And then I come in again,
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and then I gotta
listen to you
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do some self-help quote
that does nothing.
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I am tired of it.
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All right,
so don't listen to me.
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You don't have to
listen to me,
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but you do have to figure out
what works for you.
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You don't fucking get it!
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Nothing... Nothing
fucking works for me!
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Mugs.
Mugs, come on, man.
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Mugsy!LOUDERMILK:
Hey, Stevie, Stevie.
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Let him go.
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[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Hey.Hey.
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Do you have any rejuvenating
grapefruit body scrub?
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Yes, of course we do,
but right now's
not a good time, Claire.
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I have some
appointments.Appointments?
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Yeah, I'm...
[CLEARS THROAT]
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Interviewing some
potential roommates.
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Oh.I just...
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I figure with Loudermilk
shacking up with Lizzie
on the regular,
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it's probably just
a matter of time
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until he bails on me
and I'm left covering the nut
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for this entire place
on my own.
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The nut?
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It's a real estate term.
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Yeah, I don't think it is.
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It is.
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So you have a potential
roommate lined up already?
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Yeah, yeah, I got
a few quality prospects
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coming by
this afternoon.
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Well, why don't I stay?
I can help you interview them.
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Oh, thanks,
that's nice of you,
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but I don't know
if you know
what to look for
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in a good roommate.
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I lived with you
and Loudermilk.
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Exactly.[KNOCKING]
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Oh. Okay.
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[UNDER BREATH]
Motherfucker.
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Hey, what's up?
You must be my 12:15.
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Oh, you.
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You know, those stairs
could be a bit of an issue.
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No elevator?No, no.
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As I clearly stated
on the phone,
it's a walkup, so.
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You think you could
put one in?
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An elevator?
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You'd want an elevator put in
for your shopping cart?
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Yeah, if it's not
too much trouble.
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It doesn't have to be
an Otis elevator.
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I actually prefer
the lesser-known Dover.
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Well, you know...
Okay, well,
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I'll run that past
the landlord.
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Ah, ah, ah.
You're good.
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You're fine right there.
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May I have the name
of your current
employer please?
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[LAUGHS]
Let's not play games.
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You know I'm self-employed.
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I do windshields.
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It's a pretty solid,
recession-proof business.
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Oh, and I got a little
side hustle.
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I'm selling homemade
hubcap clocks on Etsy.
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Oh.
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Killing it.
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Sure you are,
sure you are.
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Would you consider yourself
to be a Neat Nelly
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or a Messy Marvin...
We can skip that one.[SQUEAKING]
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Contact information
for your current landlord,
that's not applicable here.
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What is that sound?Oh.
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You allow pets, right?
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I think we're done here.
Thank you very much
for coming by.
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Everything's in order.
I'll give you a shout.
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All right.Okay.
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Thank you.
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How's the ticker feeling,
by the way?
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Oh, good, thanks to you,
I guess.
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Yeah, you guess?
All right.
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I can see this is gonna be
a tough decision.
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LIZZIE: So who cares
about the rejections?
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Everybody gets them.
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Well, it's up
to eight now.
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Starting to
run out of places
to send the book to.
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Jonathan Swift said,
"When a true genius
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"appears in this world,
you will know him
by this sign:
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"that the dunces are all
in confederacy against him."
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Right.
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That's where the
Confederacy of Dunces
title comes from.
254
00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:21,816
Yeah, which also took forever
to get published,
255
00:10:21,816 --> 00:10:23,861
which won the Pulitzer.
256
00:10:23,861 --> 00:10:26,168
Hmm, which would be
an inspiring story
257
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,779
if the author
didn't commit suicide
before it was published.
258
00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:31,303
You're pretty shitty
at pillow talk.
259
00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:33,915
Oh, hey, I'm shitty
at a lot of things.
260
00:10:33,915 --> 00:10:35,873
I'm shitty at knitting.
261
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:38,049
Everybody's shitty
at knitting.
262
00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:39,747
I'm shitty
at making omelets.
263
00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:41,357
I'm shitty
at parallel parking.
264
00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:43,054
I'm shitty
at writing cursive.
265
00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:45,230
We're super shitty together.
266
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,841
Definitely.
We should get married.
267
00:10:49,887 --> 00:10:52,063
That was a...
That was a shitty joke.
268
00:10:53,412 --> 00:10:54,631
I know.
269
00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:56,981
Oh, I have news!
270
00:10:56,981 --> 00:10:58,417
I have a show
on Saturday night
271
00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:00,942
with Felix and his band
at University Hall.
272
00:11:00,942 --> 00:11:02,770
You're playing Uni Hall?
273
00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:04,249
How'd that happen
so fast?
274
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:05,860
I guess they had
a cancellation,
275
00:11:05,860 --> 00:11:07,905
and Felix called and said
that I was back playing,
276
00:11:07,905 --> 00:11:10,168
and they jumped at it.
277
00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:11,692
Well, yeah, 'cause they're
lucky to have you.
278
00:11:11,692 --> 00:11:12,693
That's great.
279
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,697
Also,
280
00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:19,569
I'm moving.
281
00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:20,788
To LA.
282
00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:24,792
That's... Uh, oh.
283
00:11:24,792 --> 00:11:28,360
Why LA, though?
I mean, LA's horrible.
284
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,145
What's so horrible about LA?
285
00:11:30,145 --> 00:11:32,582
Well, you know,
the constant sunshine,
286
00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:35,628
and the beautiful people,
and the Bentleys.
287
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,631
I mean, just watch the video
for I Love L.A.,you know?
288
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,459
It's got it all.
289
00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:42,418
Yeah, well, unfortunately,
290
00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:44,463
that's where
my band lives now.
291
00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:46,335
What about Felix?
292
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:48,337
He's great,
but he's his own band.
293
00:11:48,337 --> 00:11:49,773
I need my guys back.
294
00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:54,996
Yeah, of course...
Yeah, sure, that's...
295
00:11:57,738 --> 00:11:59,696
That's great.
296
00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:01,742
Everything's really
coming together for you.
297
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:05,833
[RELAXED MUSIC]
298
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,661
♪ ♪
299
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,145
That's, like,
the third person in a row
300
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,625
who's cut
the interview short.
301
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,235
Is it me?No, it's not you.
302
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,150
Yes, it is,
I see their faces drop
303
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,804
the second
they walk in here.
304
00:12:20,804 --> 00:12:23,720
You know, I know
I'm not roommate
material or whatever.
305
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,200
Yes, you are.
306
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,420
I mean,
you couch-surfed
here forever,
307
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,205
and you didn't even
complain once.
308
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:34,905
And you make
good cereal.
309
00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:39,257
And you have that really funny
spinach tattoo on your thigh.
310
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,520
No, that's an iguana.
311
00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:43,871
An iguana?Mm-hmm.
312
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,611
I thought that was spinach.
313
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:47,657
Why would I have
a spinach tattoo
on my thigh?
314
00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:50,486
Same reason you have
an iguana.
315
00:12:50,486 --> 00:12:52,618
You made a mistake?
316
00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:55,839
Anyway, you're
not gonna need
a new roommate.
317
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,275
Loudermilk's
not gonna move in
with a woman.
318
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:59,712
He's too selfish.[SCOFFS]
319
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,584
Man, blowing me off
for a rock chick
320
00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:03,891
is, like, the definition
of selfishness.
321
00:13:03,891 --> 00:13:05,631
Oh, God.[KNOCKING]
322
00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:07,111
Aw, now someone's
knocking at the door.
323
00:13:07,111 --> 00:13:08,504
I don't wanna
open the door.
324
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:09,853
Kay, I'm gonna get it.
325
00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,247
[SIGHS]
326
00:13:16,077 --> 00:13:17,643
Hi.
327
00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:18,949
New Guy?
328
00:13:18,949 --> 00:13:20,342
Hello, Benjamin.
329
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,518
I'm here about
the roommate vacancy.
330
00:13:22,518 --> 00:13:24,085
What are you doing here?
I thought you have a big,
beautiful house.
331
00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:26,522
I do, but I'm thinking of
selling while the market's up.
332
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,132
You know, this place
could potentially
333
00:13:28,132 --> 00:13:30,395
be interesting to me
if the price is right.
334
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:33,007
I mean, it is close
to some of the things
that are important to me,
335
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:35,531
like the church
and coffee shops,
336
00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,663
and my girlfriend Louise...Ex-girlfriend.
337
00:13:37,663 --> 00:13:39,448
That you're stalking.
338
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,450
You say stalking,
I say keeping
in touch with.
339
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,930
What does she say?Stalking.
340
00:13:44,714 --> 00:13:47,021
It's...
341
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:48,936
It's a little smaller
than I pictured.
342
00:13:48,936 --> 00:13:50,459
Than you pictured...
What are you talking about?
343
00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:51,721
You've been here
a bunch of times.
344
00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:53,418
Shower or tub?Tub.
345
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,246
You literally
shit yourself
in it once.
346
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:58,162
She doesn't live here,
does she?
347
00:13:58,162 --> 00:14:00,599
No.I have a place
down the hall.
348
00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:02,993
Okay, good, because I like
to walk around in the buff
349
00:14:02,993 --> 00:14:04,952
when I'm unwinding
after a long day.
350
00:14:04,952 --> 00:14:06,867
Mm. As do I.
351
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:13,612
Okay, well played,
Bobby Fischer.
352
00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:15,832
Okay, neither of us
should ever be
allowed to be nude.
353
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:18,182
Terrific. We're back
on the same page.
354
00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:21,620
Okay, but all kidding aside,
I do have a serious request.
355
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,884
Do you mind if I eat
with my pants off?
356
00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:25,363
Food just tastes
so much better
357
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:27,061
without the tyranny
of trousers.
358
00:14:27,061 --> 00:14:29,585
I 100% agree, absolutely.
No problem.
359
00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:32,762
As a matter of fact, I think
Bourdain wrote about that
in one of his books.
360
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:35,939
Anthony Bourd...
Oh! Oh, okay.
361
00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:37,593
[LAUGHING]
No, he never did that.
362
00:14:37,593 --> 00:14:38,855
NEW GUY: You're gonna
be a funny roommate.
363
00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:40,770
[BOTH LAUGHING]
364
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:41,858
♪ ♪
365
00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:44,730
JACK: Sammy!
Hey, Sammy!
366
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,298
ANNETTE: Oh, look, Clyde!
There's your big brother.
367
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:49,866
Heads up, Sammy.
Dead man walking.
368
00:14:49,866 --> 00:14:51,433
Power walking, actually.
369
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,914
Oh, my God, Jack,
you are so funny.
370
00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:55,785
[BABY TALK]
Your dad is so funny!
371
00:14:55,785 --> 00:14:57,569
Your dad is so funny.
372
00:14:57,569 --> 00:14:58,831
You can't wear those.
373
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,877
What?The sombreros.
374
00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:02,792
What are you talking about?It's cultural, it's...
375
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,054
I don't know,
it's not allowed.
376
00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:05,316
It's a sun hat.
377
00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:07,231
We're just getting in
our cardio.
378
00:15:07,231 --> 00:15:09,233
It's very important
for circulation.
379
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,061
Yeah, and you know
what they say,
380
00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:12,933
good on the track,
great in the sack.
381
00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:14,369
Whoa, who says that?
382
00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:16,849
Honey!
Sponge brain.
383
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,939
Aw, they know
how they got here.
384
00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:20,853
Don't you, little buddy?
Oh, yeah.
385
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,552
One shot and pow.
Bull's-eye.
386
00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:25,728
Just like the Death Star.
387
00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:27,686
All right, that's a lovely
remembrance, Dad,
388
00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:30,254
but the hats...
You gotta trust me
on this, okay?
389
00:15:30,254 --> 00:15:32,300
They're throwing kids
out of college for that shit.
390
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,562
People get mad.
391
00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:34,780
What people?
392
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,086
Mexicans?
393
00:15:36,086 --> 00:15:37,827
They get mad at us
for wearing these?
394
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,133
They sold them to us.
395
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,873
ANNETTE: We went to
a Mexican restaurant
396
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,266
for our one-week anniversary.
397
00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,486
Besides, I get to decide
what goes on my head.
398
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:47,054
Well, good.
That's great.
399
00:15:47,054 --> 00:15:48,969
I'm glad that
it's going well.
400
00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:50,927
Going well?
401
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,233
It's fucking great.
402
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:53,886
She's great.
Just terrific.
403
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:57,151
I can't tell you
how happy I am
that I took your advice.
404
00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:59,153
It wasn't my advice.And you know what?
405
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,155
Her tits are bigger
than I remember,
you notice that?
406
00:16:02,156 --> 00:16:04,027
Yes, I paid for them.
407
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:05,202
Happy Father's Day.
408
00:16:05,202 --> 00:16:06,377
And just my size.
409
00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:07,770
What's just your size?
410
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,250
We're just
talking about...
411
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,296
Your knockers, honey.
I love them.
412
00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:15,212
Honey, we better keep moving
or you'll be late for work.
413
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,040
Right.Wait, hold on.
414
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,172
You have a job?
415
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,434
Of course I do.
416
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,870
What kind of
a man would I be
417
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,654
if I didn't support my wife
and my little baby?
418
00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:23,916
Well, you?
419
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,136
Your father is
the top salesman
420
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:27,311
at Cerrone's Auto Mart.
421
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:29,400
Well, not top,
but I'm working on it.
422
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,446
He's almost in the lead
for Salesman of the Week.
423
00:16:31,446 --> 00:16:33,013
Really?
424
00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:34,840
As of Wednesday.
I'm in fourth place.
425
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,974
Come on down, Sammy,
426
00:16:37,974 --> 00:16:39,584
and I'll put you behind
the wheel of a sweet ride
427
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:43,762
that is as plush and luxurious
as it is eco-friendly.
428
00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:45,634
Isn't he something?
He's like a game show.
429
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,244
Yes, he is,
430
00:16:47,244 --> 00:16:48,941
except when you lose,
there's no parting gifts.
431
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,640
[COMEDIC MUSICAL FLOURISH]
432
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,337
BEN: You know,
433
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,209
this schedule is actually
shaping up pretty nicely.
434
00:16:55,209 --> 00:16:57,472
On Monday nights,
we watch The Bachelorette,
435
00:16:57,472 --> 00:16:59,430
Tuesdays, we take
a road trip
to Flavortown
436
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,519
with Chef Guy Fieri,
437
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,565
and Wednesdays,
we have an appointment
with Dr. Pimple Popper.
438
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,697
Oh, and anything
with Keith Morrison, okay?
439
00:17:05,697 --> 00:17:07,699
Oh, well, yeah, sure,
I guess it would be nice
440
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:10,006
to add a hard-hitting
news program to the schedule.
441
00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:11,181
It's a news magazine,
remember?
442
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:12,574
News magazine.
Touche.
443
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,402
Very different things.[KNOCKING]
444
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:15,794
Yeah, they're two
different things...
'Scuse me.
445
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,147
Hey, Kung Pao chicken?Nope, that's not us.
446
00:17:20,147 --> 00:17:21,191
No, that's me.
447
00:17:22,845 --> 00:17:24,064
Yes, it is.
Thank you.
448
00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:27,458
Cheers.
Thanks, man.
449
00:17:31,723 --> 00:17:33,334
Hey, you have
any chopsticks?
450
00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:36,163
♪ ♪
451
00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:37,512
Has anyone
heard from Mugsy?
452
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:39,644
No.
453
00:17:41,211 --> 00:17:42,865
Can we do anything?
454
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,649
I mean,
he's gonna fall apart
on his own.
455
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:47,826
Well, you know that saying,
you can lead a horse to water,
456
00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:51,091
but you still
need a stepladder
to fuck it in the ass.
457
00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:52,222
What?
458
00:17:52,222 --> 00:17:53,745
Ed's right.
459
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:55,399
I mean, I don't know
about the ladder part,
460
00:17:55,399 --> 00:17:57,793
but you can't
make somebody
go to a meeting
461
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:58,837
if they don't wanna go.
462
00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:01,797
We're not him, so.
463
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:06,193
Who has something
they wanna share?
464
00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:07,629
NEW GUY:
Well, I'd like to go.
465
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,021
Loudermilk, what are
the chances of you
466
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,285
changing apartments
in the very near future?
467
00:18:11,285 --> 00:18:12,547
Like, say,
by this weekend?
468
00:18:12,547 --> 00:18:14,592
What?
469
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,159
Don't play
games with me!
470
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:18,292
You know you've been
shacking up
with that shiksa!
471
00:18:19,771 --> 00:18:20,946
That doesn't
mean I'm moving.
472
00:18:20,946 --> 00:18:22,426
Okay, well,
what does it mean?
473
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:23,732
'Cause, you know,
I don't know.
474
00:18:23,732 --> 00:18:25,081
You never talk
to me about it.
475
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,996
About what?See, this is what he does.
476
00:18:26,996 --> 00:18:28,693
About whether
you're moving!
477
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:30,304
Who said I was move...
478
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,132
Yeah, I'm not doing this.
479
00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:34,003
Okay, somebody else,
kick it off.
480
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:35,396
Come on.
481
00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:36,658
I have a question.
482
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,050
Yeah, what
do you got?
483
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,662
Are you never
going to tell them?
484
00:18:43,099 --> 00:18:45,710
Okay, um...
485
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,409
I have some other news.
486
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:53,501
My father married
Clyde's mother.
487
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:56,417
Ah, they were married
and you didn't know.
488
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,854
And now she's after you
for the inheritance cash.
489
00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:02,074
There's no
inheritance cash, okay?
490
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,468
My father's
not the kind of guy
that would have...
491
00:19:04,468 --> 00:19:06,340
No, he wouldn't even
think to have
492
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,298
inheritance cash
to leave behind, but no.
493
00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,126
Would you just tell them?
494
00:19:10,126 --> 00:19:12,041
Loudermilk's father
isn't dead.
495
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,608
The fuck's she saying?
496
00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:15,087
Guy's alive.
497
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,959
Scared the dog poop
out of me, by the way.
498
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,656
Okay, turns out
he's not...
499
00:19:18,656 --> 00:19:20,092
He didn't die.
500
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,138
Well, then,
who the fuck died?
501
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,793
I think nobody.
502
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,229
What the fuck?
There was a funeral.
503
00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:28,100
With a fucking jar.
504
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,972
I don't know,
he faked the whole thing
505
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:32,496
to get out of
raising his kid,
I don't know.
506
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:35,499
Whoa, this guy makes
me feel not so bad
about myself.
507
00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:37,719
And then
he changed his mind
and he came back
508
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,590
and asked Annette
to marry him.
509
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:42,985
Ha, and she agreed
to marry this lying
motherfucker?
510
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,813
Yes.Oh, goddamn.
511
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:46,162
LOUDERMILK: Hey.TONY: Hey.
512
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,120
Hey, man!
Welcome back.
513
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,340
No, no, no, no. I'm...
514
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:51,776
I'm not back.
515
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,691
No? Well...
516
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:56,346
I'm just here
to get my mug.
517
00:19:56,346 --> 00:19:57,739
Careful, it's got
a hole in it.
518
00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:01,308
That's
a good one, Tony.
519
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:04,224
You sure we can't
pull you up a chair?
520
00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:06,400
No. No, no, no.
521
00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,012
I'm good, man.
522
00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:11,796
I just came to get this.
523
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,798
Don't go!
524
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:15,670
Mugsy, what the fuck's
wrong with you?
525
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:18,063
You've come so far.
Why are you
quitting now?
526
00:20:19,891 --> 00:20:22,764
Look, you're a huge part
of this group.
527
00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:24,940
We need you.
528
00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:29,597
Nobody here
529
00:20:31,425 --> 00:20:33,644
needs any of
the kind of help
that I can give.
530
00:20:35,037 --> 00:20:36,212
Mugsy.
531
00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:40,912
You walk out that door,
you're looking
at three things.
532
00:20:40,912 --> 00:20:43,524
The hospital, handcuffs,
or the cemetery.
533
00:20:43,524 --> 00:20:44,873
And that's
the fucking truth.
534
00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:49,094
Your kids
still love you.
535
00:20:49,094 --> 00:20:51,314
You know, sure,
maybe they're mad
at you right now,
536
00:20:51,314 --> 00:20:52,359
but they still
love you.
537
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:54,883
If they didn't, you know...
538
00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:57,755
None of this
would fucking matter.
539
00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:02,238
I know 'cause I went
through the same thing
with my kids.
540
00:21:02,238 --> 00:21:05,415
Then how come everything
that I do for them
541
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,592
causes them pain?
542
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,203
Mugsy,
543
00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:16,078
you can't hurt someone
unless they love you,
544
00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:17,209
and they do.
545
00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:23,128
[SOFTLY SOBBING]
546
00:21:23,128 --> 00:21:25,827
I don't fucking know.CLAIRE: Mugsy, please.
547
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,307
Please.
548
00:21:27,307 --> 00:21:29,004
I don't know.Please.
549
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,658
[SOBBING]
550
00:21:32,616 --> 00:21:34,183
I don't know.
551
00:21:35,184 --> 00:21:37,621
♪ ♪
552
00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:45,586
CLAIRE: Hey.
553
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:46,848
Hey.
554
00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,240
'Sup?
555
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,416
Not much.
556
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,765
You need help setting up?
557
00:21:50,765 --> 00:21:52,375
No, I got it.
558
00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:58,773
You know, I never did
thank you for being there
559
00:21:59,774 --> 00:22:00,644
after Ryan dumped me.
560
00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:03,647
No problem.
561
00:22:03,647 --> 00:22:06,389
I'm serious, you didn't have
to try to make me feel better.
562
00:22:07,782 --> 00:22:10,959
Well, I meant
everything I said.
563
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,527
I know.
564
00:22:16,181 --> 00:22:18,358
[LAUGHING]
It's not a big deal,
that's...
565
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:19,924
That's what friends
are for, right?
566
00:22:24,712 --> 00:22:26,061
Good luck tonight.
567
00:22:28,324 --> 00:22:30,195
Hey, you're still not
back in the band.
568
00:22:31,196 --> 00:22:32,676
[SCOFFS]
569
00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:35,592
[RELAXED MUSIC]
570
00:22:37,812 --> 00:22:39,814
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
571
00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:50,781
Hey, everybody.
572
00:22:50,781 --> 00:22:52,914
It's been a long time.
573
00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,701
Thank you so much
for coming out tonight.
574
00:22:57,701 --> 00:22:59,964
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
575
00:23:04,055 --> 00:23:07,494
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
576
00:23:07,494 --> 00:23:10,453
♪ ♪
577
00:23:19,593 --> 00:23:22,683
♪ I turned my back,
you were gone in a flash
578
00:23:22,683 --> 00:23:25,903
♪ Like you always do
579
00:23:25,903 --> 00:23:29,907
♪ You've always gone
580
00:23:29,907 --> 00:23:34,738
♪ Off somewhere else
581
00:23:34,738 --> 00:23:36,697
♪ So when the phone rang,
and I thought it was you
582
00:23:36,697 --> 00:23:38,655
♪ And I sprung like a kid
who just got out of school
583
00:23:38,655 --> 00:23:42,354
♪ But it's almost
584
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:46,968
♪ Always never you
585
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,666
♪ Never you
586
00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,233
♪ I scream
587
00:23:52,669 --> 00:23:56,717
♪ Like a child
588
00:23:56,717 --> 00:24:00,721
♪ My insides
589
00:24:00,721 --> 00:24:05,682
♪ Went wild
590
00:24:05,682 --> 00:24:08,511
♪ When I'm alone with you
591
00:24:08,511 --> 00:24:13,342
♪ You make me feel
592
00:24:13,342 --> 00:24:15,953
♪ When I'm alone with you
593
00:24:15,953 --> 00:24:21,045
♪ You are the one
594
00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:23,787
♪ When I'm alone with you
595
00:24:23,787 --> 00:24:26,050
♪ You make me feel
596
00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:29,097
♪ Yeah, you make me feel
597
00:24:29,097 --> 00:24:31,708
♪ When I'm alone with you
598
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:36,539
♪ You are the one
599
00:24:36,539 --> 00:24:40,151
♪ Oh
600
00:24:40,151 --> 00:24:41,718
♪ Oh, whoa
601
00:24:41,718 --> 00:24:44,678
♪ Ah, yeah
602
00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:46,070
♪ Oh
603
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:52,120
♪ When I'm alone ♪
604
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,470
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
605
00:25:03,523 --> 00:25:05,481
I mean, LA's
not gonna know
what hit it.
606
00:25:07,744 --> 00:25:10,051
I don't know
how to thank you.
607
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:11,792
For what?
608
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,750
For giving me my life back?
609
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:15,230
Ah, that was all you.
610
00:25:15,230 --> 00:25:19,060
You lit a fire under me
and made me change,
611
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,628
and got me thinking,
you know, life is too short.
612
00:25:21,628 --> 00:25:23,281
You only live once.
613
00:25:23,281 --> 00:25:24,413
Unless you're my dad.
614
00:25:24,413 --> 00:25:26,154
Hmm?Ah, nothing.
615
00:25:26,154 --> 00:25:28,504
You were on the verge
of making a point?
616
00:25:28,504 --> 00:25:31,855
Do you ever think about
making a change?
617
00:25:31,855 --> 00:25:33,727
Might be good
for your frame of mind.
618
00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:36,033
Go where?
619
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:38,470
LA?
620
00:25:41,169 --> 00:25:42,562
I could use
a road trip buddy.
621
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,483
Are you asking me
to come with you?
622
00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,574
When's the last time
you took a leap of faith?
623
00:26:01,363 --> 00:26:03,234
Yeah, it's been a while.
624
00:26:04,061 --> 00:26:05,193
Well?
625
00:26:11,678 --> 00:26:12,853
I can't.
626
00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:16,552
I have people here
who need me.
627
00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:21,339
Well,
628
00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:24,908
I need you
629
00:26:24,908 --> 00:26:27,694
to maybe come and help me
pack up my place tonight?
630
00:26:30,435 --> 00:26:32,742
I don't know.
631
00:26:32,742 --> 00:26:34,265
Might just make
everything harder.
632
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:38,922
Ah, fuck it.
633
00:26:38,922 --> 00:26:40,968
Let's go have
a proper good-bye.
634
00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:42,883
[RELAXED MUSIC]
635
00:26:42,883 --> 00:26:45,668
♪ ♪
636
00:26:49,629 --> 00:26:51,021
BEN: Oh-ho!
637
00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:52,632
You dirty dog, you.
638
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:56,984
Uh...
639
00:26:58,638 --> 00:27:00,814
Do you wanna
explain this?
640
00:27:00,814 --> 00:27:02,554
Explain what?
We're eating breakfast.
641
00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:05,514
Hey, Loudermilk.Hey.
642
00:27:05,514 --> 00:27:07,124
[PHONE RINGING]
643
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:10,998
[PHONE BEEPS]
644
00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:13,609
You're not gonna
answer that?
645
00:27:13,609 --> 00:27:15,524
It's not like
a ton of people
call you.
646
00:27:15,524 --> 00:27:17,265
No, it's no one I know,
647
00:27:17,265 --> 00:27:19,180
and if it's important,
they'll call back.
648
00:27:20,442 --> 00:27:21,965
[PHONE RINGING]
649
00:27:21,965 --> 00:27:24,576
Oh, someone's popular.
650
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,143
CLAIRE: Maybe
you should answer it.
651
00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:29,103
Why?
It's a New York number.
652
00:27:29,103 --> 00:27:31,105
It's probably a robocall.
653
00:27:31,105 --> 00:27:32,759
You don't know anyone
in New York?
654
00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:34,848
Spider-Man?
655
00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:36,719
[PHONE RINGING]
656
00:27:41,071 --> 00:27:42,159
Hello?
657
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,555
Yeah?
658
00:27:46,555 --> 00:27:47,948
Yeah, this is him.
659
00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:55,216
Okay.
660
00:27:56,957 --> 00:27:58,698
Yeah, talk to you soon.
661
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:04,660
That was just random.
662
00:28:05,705 --> 00:28:07,489
Who was it?
663
00:28:07,489 --> 00:28:09,752
Random House.
Random House.
664
00:28:10,797 --> 00:28:12,189
What did they say?
665
00:28:16,324 --> 00:28:18,065
They wanna
publish my book.
666
00:28:19,849 --> 00:28:21,677
[FOXYGEN'S
THE THING ISPLAYING]
667
00:28:21,677 --> 00:28:25,681
♪ Hey, hey, hey, now
668
00:28:25,681 --> 00:28:27,639
♪ Whoo!
669
00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,076
♪ Yeah
670
00:28:34,037 --> 00:28:35,038
♪ Uh
671
00:28:36,474 --> 00:28:38,259
♪ Well, I'm so bad
672
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:42,132
♪ I must be wanted
by the FBI
673
00:28:42,132 --> 00:28:44,482
♪ Yeah
674
00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:50,445
♪ I'm an America's-top-ten
most-wanted-list type of guy
675
00:28:50,445 --> 00:28:52,099
♪ Yeah, 'cause
676
00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:53,883
♪ I'm just cool
like that, yeah
677
00:28:53,883 --> 00:28:58,758
♪ Yeah, I'm a winner
678
00:28:58,758 --> 00:29:02,631
♪ I'm a winner and you know
that it's true, yeah
679
00:29:02,631 --> 00:29:04,285
♪ Yeah, I'm a winner
680
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,766
♪ Five piece chicken dinner
681
00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:10,378
♪ Yeah, I'm a winner,
and you know that it's true
682
00:29:10,378 --> 00:29:12,772
♪ But the thing is
683
00:29:12,772 --> 00:29:13,773
♪ It's never... ♪