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We all had terrible
childhoods, okay?
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I had one,
my father had one,
you had one,
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and your kid's
gonna have one.
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No, he's not 'cause this
fucked-up Loudermilk legacy
ends right here.
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Is everything okay,
Loudermilk?
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My dad died.
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So I need you to go
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to this Sober Friends meeting
and pretend to be me.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Do you mind if I sit in?
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Hey, look,
it's a new New Guy.
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One time, I sold the family
schnauzer to some neighbors
for extra dope money.
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There's not a bad song
on there,
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even though, eight years ago,
for some reason,
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I crapped all over it.
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I don't think she's ever
put out another album.
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BEN: How do you know
where she lives?
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LOUDERMILK:
'Cause I followed her
home from work.
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You're not Lizzy Poole.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, I got your tummy
in my hand.
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Oh, there's our bus.
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Hold up. You gotta take
the baby out of the stroller.
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What? Why?
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For his safety.
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Well, wouldn't he
be less safe
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not strapped in
while riding on the bus?
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I don't make the rules.
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[SCOFFS]
Come on!
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It's like wrestling
an angry wet ham
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trying to keep him
strapped down.
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Can I please just leave
the baby in here?
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You want to ride on the bus,
you gotta take him out.
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All right, buddy,
come here.
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Let's get you
out of there.
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There we go.
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And up we go.
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Oh, heads up.
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Whoa, that was epic.
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I can't wait
to check the footy.
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Yeah, yeah,
epic footy.
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Sorry, did I
scare your grandson?
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My grandson?
What the... No.
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This is my... It's
my roommate's brother.
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How old is your roommate?
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Well, that's a really
good question.
I should know this.
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He's... Okay, the reason...
Okay,
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they have an old-ass dad
who had a one-night stand
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with a somewhat
skanky waitress,
didn't he?
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And then...
It's a long story.
Forget it.
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It's already forgotten,
dude.
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[BUS BRAKES HISS]
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Ah, you made me
miss my bus!
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Fuck, I was already
late for his doctor's
appointment.
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Dude, chill.
I'll take care of it.
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Aren't you
a little old to be
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barrel-assing around
on a revved-up kiddie scooter?
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I'm cutting
carbon emissions, bro.
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One block at a time,
I'm saving the city.
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Uh, no,
Batman is saving the city.
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You guys are littering
the sidewalks with these.
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Now let's get this
little brother to doctor.
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Guess this means
I'm Robin, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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You know, I gotta say,
this is safer than the bus.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Frere Jacques,
frere Jacques
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♪ Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
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♪ Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
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♪ Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding, dong
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♪ Frere Jacques... ♪
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Okay, okay, when is Jacques
gonna wake the fuck up?
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Hey, hey, hey,
sponge brain, remember?
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Besides,
he likes my singing.
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Well, keep it
down, okay?
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I'm on hold
with the bank.
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Somebody's
been charging shit
to my credit card.
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I'm trying to get help.
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Yeah, well, you work
at the bank. Can't you
just go down there?
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I did. They told me
to call the 800 number.
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Oh, okay,
and they're helping you?
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No, they told me
to go to the bank,
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so I yelled at 'em
and now I'm on hold.
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You see, that's another
thing with the yelling.
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You can't do that.
It's bad for Clyde's ears.
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What about your singing?
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That's probably
stunting his growth.
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No, he loves it.
Don't you, boy?
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And, you know,
music is good for babies.
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It helps them
grow their brain cells.
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Great, great.
Go put on some
Pink Floyd, right,
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or Travis Scott or J.I.D.
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The fuckin'
ding-ding-dong song
is killing my brain cells.
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Big brothers
are the worst,
aren't they?
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Yeah, I know.[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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♪ Someone's knocking,
someone's knocking ♪
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Let's hope it's child
services with a gag order.
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Hi.Hi.
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Sorry, I'm late. It's just,
you know, everything.
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So, Sam, did your buddy
have a great morning?
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Yeah, he did. He ate
a big bowl of cereal
and napped,
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took an enormous dump that
he was very, very proud of.
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Wow. Good job, Clyde.
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No, I'm talking
about Ben.
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I'm doing a cleanse.
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Have you ever
done a cleanse?
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I have done a cleanse.
It's amazing.
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Isn't it? I mean,
you would not believe
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the things that came slipping
out of me this morning.
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Okay, okay.
Now that we have a consensus
on how amazing cleanses are,
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can we table
the discussion
until never?
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Yeah, just as well
because I am late.
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I am really, really late.
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I thought you were
done with work.
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Oh, I have to work
a double today,
so I got to get Clyde home.
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So who's gonna watch him?Oh, I got it covered.
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Little Brittany
from across the hall.
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Is little Brittany
an adult?
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No, but
her boyfriend is.
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Who? Huh?
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Herb. He's very mature.
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His name is Herb?Yeah.
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And you want to hear
something funny?
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He sells herb
for a living.
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And he looks exactly
like Billy Bob Thornton,
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but he doesn't
smile as much.
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Oh, yeah,
that's funny.
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Now, does Herb... Erb...
Erb have, uh, any
childcare experience?
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No, but Brittany
takes care of Clyde,
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and Herb usually
just comes over
to use my computer.
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You know what?
Maybe just leave
Clyde here.
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Oh, I can't keep
doing that to you guys.
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Besides, you have
your group tonight.
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Anyways,
thanks so much,
you guys.
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Say bye, Clyde.
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Bye.Bye-bye.
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Bye, Clydie.
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Bye! Bye-bye! Bye.
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Aw, it really does
take a village,
doesn't it?
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That's us.
Isn't this great?
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No, not for Clyde,
it isn't.
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The poor kid's getting
bounced all over town
like a hot potato
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to whoever happens
to be free
at the moment.
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It's fuckin' terrible.
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WOMAN: Hello,
are you there, sir? Hello, yes.
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Okay. Thank you.
Um, so the sit...
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Hello? Hello?
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Goddamn it,
my fuckin' phone died!
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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So I've been running
down all the places
that I used my card,
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and I'm pretty sure you guys
photocopied it
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when I left a deposit
for the room key.
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And, what, you think
I've been using
your credit card?
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Well, somebody
who works here maybe?
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[SCOFFS]
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Now that you mention it,
maybe it's Mrs. Grenger.
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I've always suspected
that she was skimming
the poor box
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to support her bingo habit.
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Really?No.
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Of course not, you idiot.
I would never let that happen.
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"Thou shalt not steal."
You remember that one?
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It's number eight
on my big top ten.
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And number six is,
"Thou shalt not
point fingers."
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It's the Russians, man.
Trust me.
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They're into everything.
That's why I always put tape
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on my laptop camera
when I'm watching porn.
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That's why
I never bother.
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If them commies
wanna watch me
punching my Putin,
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hey, have at her,
comrade.
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I'll show you
missile crisis.
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All right, we get it, Ed.
You like Russian porn.
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It's the Chinese.
They're the ones making
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all this
high-tech shit,
you know?
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Yeah, so they can
spy on us.
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Because of our phones,
they got files on everyone.
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That's right.
And then when they're done
spying, you take the phone,
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you put it in your pocket,
and everybody
gets ball cancer.
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Ah!
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I guess I dodged
that bullet.
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Ball cancer aside,
it's not a foreigner
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who's ripping me off, okay?
It's somebody local.
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Look, I got four charges
every Tuesday this month
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all at a restaurant right here
in town, the Waldorf.
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Hey, hey, I'm not an
espionage expert,
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!but aren't we forgetting
about what today is?
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It's Tuesday!
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So?
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Let's go
down to the Waldorf.
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Yeah.
You know, I'm sure
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that my cleanse
would allow for a cheat meal,
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and it would be nice
to get out.
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No, we're not going
down there to eat.
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We're gonna go see
if the dirtbag is there.
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Yeah, catch him in the act
and really kick his ass.
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Oh, yeah, an ambush.
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Yeah, and while
we're waiting for him,
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we can get
some appetizers,
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maybe nachos
or chicken strips or...
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No, no, no, no.
Focus, focus.
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[CHUCKLING]
I'm sorry, guys.
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I am so fucking hungry.
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All right, thanks.
I think this is
a very bad idea.
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Come on, don't be chickenshit.
Don't you want
to catch this guy?
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What are the odds?
He'd be stupid to go
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to the same place
five weeks in a row.
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Well, that's only
25% more stupid
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than going four weeks
in a row.
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20%.
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No, no, no.
Four is 20% less than five,
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but five is 25%
more than four.
You know that, right?
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Huh?Don't worry about it.
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Whiz with the numbers.MUGSY: Hey, Loudermilk,
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aren't you
the least bit curious?
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Yeah, we're not about to go
storming downtown
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and charging into some lounge
like it's Little Bighorn.
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No offense, Cloud.Huh, none taken.
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We won that one.CISCO: Come on, Loudermilk.
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Wouldn't it be awesome
to catch this prick?
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Well, yeah, I'm up
for another rumble.
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I'd come, but I have to go
to the emergency room.
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What for?Well, to get
my balls checked.
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You really should
install fraud alerts
on your phone, man.
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It's not hard.
I can do it for you.
226
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,325
Yeah?Yeah. Let me see your phone.
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00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,196
Yeah.
228
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,809
Yeah, I can't do nothing
with that piece of shit, bro.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Good evening.
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00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,516
Are you picking up
and order for Grubhub?
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No.Okay.
234
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Are you looking for someone?
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Kinda, yeah.
It's a little hard to...
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I'm not sure
if they're here yet.
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I see. Well, perhaps
you'd like to peruse our menu.
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I can take your name,
and if you decide to join us,
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I will have a lovely table
ready for you.
240
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,102
Yeah, okay. Great.
It's Loudermilk.
241
00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,758
Oh, already
have you in here.
242
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:48,762
You do?Loudermilk already seated
243
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,938
just right
underneath the palm tree.
244
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,942
Oh, there she is.
245
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,690
Good evening.
246
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:07,258
Have you, uh, enjoyed
a nice dinner here tonight?
247
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:12,307
Oh, um, why, yes, yes.
248
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,613
Wasn't bad.
249
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,050
So you like
the place, huh?
250
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,270
Well, it's beautiful,
isn't it?
251
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,143
It's so fancy.Very fancy.
252
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,014
I imagine that's why
you like to come here
253
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,973
every Tuesday night,
am I right?
254
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,540
Um, no.
255
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,979
Actually, this is...
This is my first time here.
256
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,894
Oh, really?
257
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:36,287
You sure you want to stick
with that story?
258
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:39,421
Because the paper trail
would imply otherwise.
259
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:42,859
I... I... I'm not sure
what you're talking about.
260
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,861
I think you know exactly
what I'm talking about.
261
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,820
I'm talking
about the credit card
262
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,909
that you're gonna use to pay
for this dinner tonight.
263
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:54,741
Well, first of all,
that is none
of your business.
264
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,830
And second,
I'm pretty sure
265
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,353
I'm not paying
for dinner tonight.
266
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,485
If he's any kind of gentleman
at all, my date will be.
267
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,185
Your date?Yeah. He's in the bathroom.
268
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,318
Oh.
269
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:10,626
Oh, okay, uh...
270
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,672
Well, I'm gonna have to have
a little talk with him then.
271
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,152
Okay.
272
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:18,155
You tend to date
bigger guys or...
273
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,462
Excuse me.
Is there a problem here?
274
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,073
Yes, there is.Yes, there absolutely is.
275
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,335
This guy is high
or something.
276
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,207
High? Excuse me.
277
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,209
I'll have you know that
I have been clean and sober
278
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:32,996
for nine months,
three weeks, two days,
twenty hours, and...
279
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,042
System time set.
280
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,000
Okay, sir, maybe we can have
this conversation outside.
281
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,959
No, I don't need
to go outside.
282
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,961
There's a thief at this table.
283
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,919
Sir, please don't make me
call the police.
284
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,442
You should absolutely
call the police
285
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,357
'cause I'm getting
ripped off here every Tue...
286
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,751
Hey, what are you doing?
Get your hands off me.Sir, that's enough.
287
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,188
MAN: Louie, it's okay.
Let him go.
288
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:58,239
What the fuck, Dad?
You're alive?
289
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,023
Yeah. [LAUGHS]
290
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,938
Boy, the look
on your face.
291
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,940
You should probably check
your shorts for mud.
292
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,116
You're dead!
I gave your fucking eulogy!
293
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,379
Oh, come on.
Don't act so startled.
294
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,642
You know your old man
is always full of surprises.
295
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,296
This is not a good
surprise, Dad.
296
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,298
Oh, me being alive
is not a good surprise.
297
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,431
What the hell kind
of thing is that to say
to your old man?
298
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:17,954
I'm leaving.Oh, come on.
299
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,651
Let's go back inside
and sit down.
300
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,305
You want a drink?
I'll buy.
301
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,655
[SHOUTING]
Do I want a drink?
302
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,788
No, I don't
want a fucking...
303
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,790
How are you even here?
304
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,793
The bigger question is,
what was going on
when I came out of the can?
305
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,230
Seems to me that you were
hitting on my girl, hmm?
306
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,536
Not bad, right?
307
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,972
Yeah, she's lovely.
308
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,887
You pay for her
on my credit card too?
309
00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,802
Your credit card?Yeah, my credit card,
310
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,674
the one that you've been
using here every Tuesday
for the last month.
311
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,069
Son of a bitch,
it is yours.
312
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,679
I... I don't have
my reading glasses.
313
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,203
How the fuck
did you even get that?
314
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,508
I only have
one credit card.
315
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,119
You should always
have a backup.
316
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,208
That's why I called
and ordered you a new one.
317
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,471
But, don't worry, I'll take
this one out of the rotation.
318
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,559
Give me that.
319
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:03,608
So, what,
you've just been here
in town the whole time?
320
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,872
Nah, I was down
in the Bay Area for a while,
321
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,961
but there was
a misunderstanding.
I had to skedaddle.
322
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,789
So that's it, huh?
323
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,530
The heat was on, and you just
hightailed it out of there.
324
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,185
[LAUGHS] You can't hit
a moving target.
325
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,621
Yeah, just like you
hightailed it
326
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,014
when you found
out about Annette.
327
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,451
Who?Annette.
328
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,890
The waitress that
you slept with in my bed.
329
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,935
You're gonna have
to be more specific.
330
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,329
I was lying right
next to you.
331
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,113
Annette.
Good kid, a real goer.
332
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:32,463
You should have
gone in on that.
333
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,901
Yeah, Dad, that would be
a cherished family memory
334
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:38,121
like the three-legged race
in a father-son picnic.
335
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,123
Yeah, we could have been
Eskimo brothers.
336
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,472
Some opportunities
come along
337
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,996
you just have
to take advantage of.
338
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,649
Like the opportunity
to fake your death
339
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,477
instead of raise a kid?Oh, come on.
340
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,131
You were already grown up
when I died.
341
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,785
I'm talking
about your new kid.
342
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:50,830
What kid?
343
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,050
Don't give me
that shit.
344
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,010
You knocked up Annette,
and you fuckin'
faked your death
345
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,490
to get out of raising
my little brother, Clyde.
346
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,275
Please tell me you're joking.
She had a kid?
347
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,798
Yes.
348
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,322
The waitress?Yes, your kid.
349
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,848
I can't believe this.
I swear to God, I had no idea.
350
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,850
I... I thought my swimmers
went belly up years ago.
351
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:16,072
Well, okay,
then why did you
fake your death?
352
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,031
Well, because,
at that time,
353
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,207
there were a couple
of issues that...
354
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,471
Okay,
I knew about the kid.
355
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,038
Oh, God damn it!
356
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,649
Are you really
that much of an asshole?
357
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,607
What much of an asshole?
358
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,654
That you would run out
on a kid you don't even know?
359
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,178
Okay, maybe I panicked,
but can you blame me?
360
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,659
A kid at my age?
Do you know how old I am?
361
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,835
Yes, I do because I signed
your death certificate.
362
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,402
Look, I couldn't
stick around and deal
363
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,230
with all that crazy shit.No, Jack,
364
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,058
'cause you never do,
do ya?
365
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,277
And now there's another
little boy growing up
366
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,800
in the world
without a father.
367
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,672
Oh, he'll be fine.
Look at you.
368
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:53,370
Yeah, look at me.
Look at me.
369
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,677
I'm a fuckin'
drug-addicted alcoholic
370
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,461
who shines floors
for a living.
371
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,724
Right, and I was there
for most of the time,
372
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,639
so my being there
wouldn't help the kid any.
373
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,250
You were never there.
374
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,643
Oh, for Christ's sake,
let's not start this again.
375
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,168
Start what, the truth?
Huh?
376
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,605
You think I don't wonder
if I might have turned out
different
377
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,913
if I had a father
who once took me
to a ballgame
378
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,438
or checked my homework
379
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,875
or didn't bet
my college money
on Mike Tyson?
380
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,442
I'd make
that same bet today.
381
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,922
I mean, who the fuck
is Buster Douglas?
382
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:27,752
You're a bum, Jack,
you know that?
383
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,450
You're a bum,
and you always have been.
384
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,933
That's not what you said
about me at my funeral.
385
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,242
Some of that stuff you said
really choked me up.
386
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,637
You were there?
387
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,595
Yeah, I was hiding
up in the balcony.
388
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,252
See? I didn't miss
every big event of your life.
389
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,826
[MELLOW MUSIC]
390
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,480
♪ ♪
391
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,535
You okay?
392
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,798
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine.
393
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,105
Are you sure?
'Cause you look
like you're...
394
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,802
Like I've
seen a ghost?
395
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,675
No, like you're fuckin'
hungover or something.
396
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,983
Holy shit,
there's a ghost.
397
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,770
Damn,
it's a new New Guy.
398
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,119
Guys.
399
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,860
Hi, Tom.
400
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383
Haven't seen you in a while.
401
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,517
Remember me? I'm New Guy.
402
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,127
How have you been?
403
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,870
I'm not doing great,
actually.
404
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,786
I was hoping
to join the group.
405
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,483
But you're not an addict.Yes, I am.
406
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,224
Hey, pal,
don't bullshit us again.
407
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,358
Yeah, you've already
done this once
under false pretentions,
408
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:56,319
and you know what they say
about the boy who cried about
the wolf in sheep's clothing.
409
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,278
First of all,
that's pretenses,
410
00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,062
and you're mixing up
two different boys.
411
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,239
Oh, yeah, ass chin?
Which boys? Which ones?I don't know!
412
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,806
I know why am I...[MOCKING GIBBERISH]
413
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,721
He's the one
who pretended
to be an addict.
414
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,028
Yes, I did, but I'm not
pretending now.
415
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,507
All right, don't
fuck around, Tom.
416
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,595
What are you doing here?
417
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,947
I need help, man.
418
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,908
Cutter really
screwed me up.
419
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,998
He kept coming to my work
and telling everyone
I was an alcoholic.
420
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,262
I lost my job.
421
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:28,743
And then, you know,
what he told my coworkers,
422
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,440
word got around town
and nobody would hire me.
423
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:34,183
So I started drinking a little
424
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,361
and then a lot.
425
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,235
And it was like everything
that he said about me
suddenly was true.
426
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,367
Where is Cutter?I don't know.
427
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,501
He went off the deep end,
deeper end.
428
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,243
He started talking about a
B&E and making a big score,
429
00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:52,419
and I just couldn't...
430
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,682
What's a B&E,
bacon and eggs?
431
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,640
How the hell would
you make a big score
with bacon and eggs?
432
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,599
I don't know,
rob a Denny's?
433
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,470
I think a B&E
is bill of exchange.
434
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,994
No, no, no, it actually
means below the elbow.
435
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,171
I read that
in a fisting chatroom.
436
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,869
I was taking about
breaking and entering.
437
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,525
Anyway, I started avoiding
him, and then when I got
438
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,049
kicked out of my apartment,
we lost touch and...
439
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,184
I don't know what to say.
440
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,273
I'm a drunk.
441
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:22,753
Okay.
442
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,583
Well, the good news is,
you're here.
443
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:31,110
So now if you can
just maybe learn
444
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,460
to stop blaming
Cutter for everything
445
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,506
and, uh, maybe
you can grow from this.
446
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,423
Welcome back, Tom.Welcome back.
447
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,077
Welcome back, pal.Welcome back.
448
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,427
I'm assuming you don't
have a sponsor.
449
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,038
No.Okay. Well, gonna need one.
450
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,127
Any takers?
451
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,173
Yeah, yeah,
I'll do it.
452
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,220
I think it would be
good for me to be
responsible for someone.
453
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,743
Responsible
for someone?
454
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,092
You have, like,
a dozen kids.
455
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,659
Hey, that's different.
456
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,443
This is out of
the goodness
of my heart.
457
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,402
That's under
court order.
458
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,925
Thanks, Mugsy,
459
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,145
but I was thinking
it might be wiser
460
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,408
if I had someone
who could
understand me better,
461
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,019
um, someone like Stevie.
462
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,716
Whoa, I'm confused.
463
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,762
Why would Stevie understand
you better than Mugsy?
464
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,503
You're a drunk
and a liar.
465
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,374
That's two things
Mugsy knows very well.
466
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:22,117
Thank you, Roger.I'm sure you do, no offense.
467
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,076
I just... If I'm gonna be
completely honest here,
468
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,949
I just still think
Stevie is a better
fit for me.
469
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,690
Why? Why would
Stevie be a better...
470
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,213
Because I'm gay.
471
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,694
Okay, well,
he's your guy.Wait a minute.
472
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,826
You're not gonna sponsor him
because he's gay?
473
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,219
What's with that?
474
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,308
Well, Stevie would be
a better fit...
475
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,657
That's what Tom said.
476
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,659
Well, I'm confused.
477
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:46,141
Yeah, I was too
for a while.
478
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:49,013
No, about why you'd think
I'd be a better fit for you.
479
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:53,017
Well, maybe because
you're gay too.
480
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,759
No.
481
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,326
Oh.
482
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,155
Really?
483
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,984
I guess... I always assumed
just 'cause, you know...
484
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,507
No, I don't. No.
485
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,336
Oh, face it, Stevie.
486
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,338
You've always been
a really snappy dresser.
487
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,472
So? 'Cause I take pride
in my appearance,
that makes me gay?
488
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,691
Hey, let's face it,
Stevie.
489
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:19,348
You never really
talk about getting
down with the ladies.
490
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,002
That's 'cause I ain't
Barry White
491
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,004
and this ain't 1977,
motherfucker.
492
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,834
This is ridiculous.
James Bond
is a snappy dresser.
493
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,184
Yeah, and Tony Soprano.Scrooge McDuck.
494
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,142
I mean, he wears a top hat
and a smoking jacket.
495
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,883
He's straight as an arrow.
496
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,972
All right, first of all,
those are fictional
characters,
497
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,365
and one of them
is a duck.
498
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,672
Secondly, you guys
are morons.
499
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,326
Huge morons.
500
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,241
Besides who gives
a fuck who's gay?
501
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,591
Other gay people?LOUDERMILK: Well,
you shouldn't.
502
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:49,422
A drunk is a drunk, all right?
Straight, gay, LGBTQ...
503
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:50,727
I.I.
504
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:51,902
A.A.
505
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,208
Two.Two?
506
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,818
Plus.It doesn't matter.
507
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,647
We're all humans
with addiction issues.
508
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,912
All right, where did we land
on the sponsorship thing?
509
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,523
Are you guys okay
with that arrangement?
510
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,397
Yeah, sure,
of course, man.Yes.
511
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,704
Thank you.CISCO: Hey, Mugsy,
512
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,663
I've never heard you talk
about any "lady action."
513
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,839
Hey, gentleman's code.
514
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:20,148
What happens in the van
stays in the van.
515
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:21,932
Gross.
516
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,848
[MELLOW MUSIC]
517
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,241
♪ ♪
518
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:30,985
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
519
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,901
How was your meeting?
520
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:35,250
Are you here
to borrow money
521
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,513
or feed off the flesh
of the living?
522
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,167
[LAUGHS]
That's good.
523
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,995
Hey, is Ben still here?
524
00:21:40,995 --> 00:21:42,910
We could really
fuck with him.
525
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,955
You say a prayer for me, and
then I'll jump out and go...
526
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,305
[YELLS GIBBERISH]
527
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,263
[LAUGHS]That would be great, Dad.
528
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,439
Let's give Ben a heart attack.
That would be funny.
529
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,702
Yeah, hysterical, right?Yeah.
530
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,617
When are we ever gonna get
another chance to do it?
531
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,793
I don't know, next time
you fake your death?
532
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,622
I don't want you
hanging out here, okay?
533
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,015
I just don't want you around.
534
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,799
I don't want
anyone to see you.
535
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,672
I don't want them to know
how fucked up my family is.
536
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:07,064
It's humiliating.
537
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:09,415
Oh, nice, my being alive
is humiliating.
538
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,939
[SIGHS]
What do you want, Jack?
539
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,071
Look, I thought about
what you said last night,
540
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,551
and I got to thinking.
541
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,161
Why did I come back here?
542
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,554
And I think I know why.
543
00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:20,034
What, because
of the thrill,
544
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,428
like an arsonist
or a serial killer?
545
00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:24,430
Maybe.
546
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:28,303
Or maybe because
I missed you.
547
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:31,437
Shut the fuck up.I'm serious.
548
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,264
You said it yourself
at the funeral.
549
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,223
I was starting to put it
all back together,
550
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:38,966
and then... And then
I got scared.
551
00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:42,926
And, anyway,
well, here I am.
552
00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,406
So?So?
553
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,538
Well, let's make
the most of it.
554
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,584
Let's go for dinner
and we'll reconnect.
555
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,238
I won't even drink.
556
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:53,328
No, it's too late
for that, Jack,
557
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,637
'cause now there's another
little boy in the world
558
00:22:57,637 --> 00:23:00,248
who's gonna grow up
with the same emptiness
and heartache
559
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,032
that I'm still dealing with.
560
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,773
Well, if I am such a dick,
maybe the kid is better off
561
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,427
never knowing
who his father is.
562
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,124
[CHAIR SLAMS]
563
00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,735
I knew you were
gonna say that.
564
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,866
I knew you would say that.
565
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:16,133
Do you know why I said
all these nice things
about you at the funeral?
566
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,049
It's because I was just doing
what I've always done,
567
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,921
what Mom always did,
568
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,402
which is make
excuses for you
569
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,406
'cause that's
what enablers do,
570
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:29,582
for whatever reason.
571
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:30,844
I don't know. Shame,
572
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:35,457
hope, we just make excuses,
573
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,328
and you get to roll
merrily along
574
00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:40,331
caring about nobody
but your own fucking self.
575
00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:45,075
Oh, great. Great speech.
576
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:48,688
Is that what you
say to your little
hand-holding group?
577
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,777
Must make you feel
very high and mighty, huh?
578
00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:53,475
Yeah, it does feel good
to be there for somebody else.
579
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,260
You'll never know that
because you're not capable.
580
00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:58,915
You know what's sad is,
581
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:02,441
at least when you were dead,
582
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,573
I knew you couldn't
disappoint me anymore.
583
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:10,274
Well, hey, hey.
Come on, kid.
584
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,321
We got a second
chance here.
585
00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:16,933
You think I don't know
I fucked up?
586
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,284
I fucked up.
587
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:26,813
You know how much it kills me
to know how bad I hurt you?
588
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,905
I haven't had a good night's
sleep in 30 years.
589
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,910
Now I'm back
from the dead
590
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,781
and I'm ready
to be accountable.
591
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:40,653
I'm just asking
for a second chance.
592
00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:42,872
No.
593
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,136
Not this time.
594
00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:48,878
You got another chance, Jack.
It's just not with me.
595
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,229
It's with your other kid.
596
00:24:56,582 --> 00:25:00,281
[WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC]
597
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:03,414
♪ ♪
598
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,552
LIZZIE: Hey.
599
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,644
Hey.
600
00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:21,955
Cup of coffee?
601
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,396
Sure.
602
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:33,053
♪ Hey, open the door
603
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,359
[GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC]
604
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,927
♪ I want a new life
605
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:40,060
♪ ♪
606
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:48,503
♪ Hey, and here's
what's more
607
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:54,814
♪ I want a new life
608
00:25:54,814 --> 00:25:57,512
♪ A new life
609
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:04,388
♪ Babe, let's get
one thing clear
610
00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:10,699
♪ There's much more stardust
611
00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:12,701
♪ When you're near
612
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:20,317
♪ I think
I'm really being sincere ♪