The dating show that dares to bare everything.
Sick of swiping? Then this is the place for you.
This programme contains strong language, adult content
and full frontal nudity from the start and throughout.
Can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty...
..help you find the one?
That's amazing. That's filth, that is.
We like to start where a good date ends.
Wow. Now you're talking.
Naked!
I did not expect that.
When we're entirely exposed in our unfiltered glory...
The student has now become the master. Oh, yeah?
..what do we really find attractive?
Let's talk cock.
It makes my vagina wince a little bit.
I love to suck nipples.
There are so many cocks!
I love a good set of mammaries.
We've had a spillage.
Wow!
DEMONICALLY: Feed me!
You never get this on Bake Off, eh?
Tonight, dapper gent Luke is looking for someone who's all woman.
I had an ex that had a piercing.
It was like kissing a robot downstairs.
Bashes on your teeth.
And pansexual pole dancer Abi wants a partner without a greasy pole.
I was in a relationship. He was not clean.
So, are we talking smeg? Yes.
RETCHES
Will any of our singletons find their soulmates?
You're going to have to buy a hat, Anna.
Oh!
I wasn't expecting that.
Let's find out by dating in reverse.
This is Naked Attraction.
Welcome to Naked Attraction.
The show where a toad in the hole has a whole different meaning.
Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.
Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.
But who's doing the choosing?
I'm Luke, I'm 42 from West Sussex.
I've worked in hospitality in the Middle East
for about seven years.
The people are wonderful over there,
but the culture is different.
So you can't just go up to a girl and start chatting her up.
It's great being back in England, but I have completely lost my game.
I'm just not used to flirting with people any more.
I think I'd make a good date, because I'm quite fun,
I'm adventurous. I look after my fitness.
I've always tried to take care of myself.
So I've done nine marathons so far this year,
and three full distance triathlons,
and it's given rise to a rather pert bum.
Naked Attraction, help me find someone who's up for an adventure.
Find me the magic, find me true love.
So, Luke, welcome to the show.
Thank you. You're a hottie. Why are you single?
I spent quite some time in the Middle East,
and dating is a bit different over there.
They have different cultural restrictions
that just hold things back a bit.
I've lost my game. It's difficult. Oh, no. You've lost your game!
So, now you're back... Yes.
..what kind of lady are you looking for?
Someone interesting, adventurous, outgoing.
Wow. So, listen, let's try and find your dating mojo again.
Excellent. Up for that? Bring it on. Come on then, spin round.
In front of you, you've got six coloured pods.
Inside each of them is
a gorgeous totally naked girl just for you,
and they each have an attribute
that you have said you find physically attractive.
We will reveal them to you bit by bit.
All you need to do is whittle them down from six to one
using naked attraction alone.
Happy? Very happy. Got it? Let's go.
Can we please reveal the bottom half of the girls?
This is amazing.
Can I give you a hug?
So, Luke, where do you want to go?
Yellow.
It looks like she's got a little piercing there.
Yellow, is that a clitoral piercing?
Yes? It is.
Have you come across a piercing before?
I had an ex that had one
and I said it was like kissing a robot downstairs.
Bashes on your teeth.
But then I met someone else and it enhanced her pleasure,
and I like to give pleasure.
Does it enhance your pleasure?
Look at that. Full thumbs up.
Blue.
I love shaven.
Why? It's about cleanliness
but also it's respect for your partner.
When a person wants to go down on you... Yeah.
..you don't want it all in your teeth and your nose.
The history of body hair removal is several thousand years old.
Egyptian women as early as 3,000 BC
were the first to consider pubic hair uncivilised,
and removed it with copper razors.
Roman women in the 16th century BC used tweezers
to become hair-free.
But by the Middle Ages,
pubes were fashionable again.
The sexual liberation of the 1960s meant that
a full bush was all the rage.
But in 1987, the Brazilian wax changed everything,
and nowadays research shows that half of all young women in
the UK remain hair free.
So, where to now?
Green.
That is a perfect vagina, isn't it?
It's neat, it's clean shaven, it's got the golf ball hole.
What is a golf ball hole?
Everyone talks about the thigh gap.
Actually, if a woman's got good strong legs,
there's not going to be that thigh gap,
but there is just a little hole at the top still
where if you had the perfect shot
with a golf ball, you could get it.
You could smash it right through? Just perfectly through. Hole in one.
It would just whisker the sides.
Shall we go over to orange?
Look at those pink nails.
That's kind of Barbie baby-ish. Oh! It gives you the cute idea.
Feminine and cute is nice.
What about this vulva?
It's a great shape. It's really smooth.
And you can see right through.
You can. Uh-huh.
So, let's talk a little bit more about your dating history,
because I mean you've been away in the UAE for seven years.
Yeah. So, a bit of a dry spell for you?
Dry as a desert. There are different constrictions.
Holding hands in public isn't seen as correct.
So then how do you meet a potential partner?
So, you meet other expats
and you go to a private beach or, like, an embassy.
It makes it very limited,
but it's just about respecting their culture.
Lovely. Where next, Luke?
Pink.
She looks like she's got talons.
You like a little gentle tickle with the nails? Oh, yeah.
What about the labia?
I like the way that it's not an innie, not an outie.
You can see just enough to think, I want more.
So, over to red.
Red's got a good figure. Yeah.
She's got a little bit of bush there,
but it's so neat and so well taken care of.
So, Luke, it is decision time.
One of these bods has got to go.
I think I've decided.
Red.
Why are we saying red?
Her hands.
They look quite strong
and I quite like a delicate feminine lady.
So, Luke, you are saying goodbye to Sarah.
She's 52,
she's a hair dresser from Banbury.
Come down here.
You look amazing.
I'm so sorry, Sarah, it's back to the salon.
OK, thank you. Good luck.
See you later, love.
Luke's comments about my pubes made me think he's looking for
a younger model, and I am all woman.
This next round, Luke,
you get to see the middle part of the bods. Are you a boob man?
Definitely. Come on then.
Can we please see the middle part of the bodies?
Oh, wow.
Where draws your eye first?
Blue.
Amazing boobs, blue, amazing.
That's a whole lot of fun.
Do you like natural boobs?
I think the more natural, the better.
The fake page three look, that's not for me.
Not for you. Are they natural, blue?
Wow.
Look at that. Amazing natural boobs.
I salute you. Fantastic.
Pink.
Oh, over to pink.
The boobs are so pert.
That's like a really good handful there, isn't it? They've got...
Firm. The nipples are perfect.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow! Golly.
Jiggle nicely too.
Green.
They are great boobs.
How do you feel about the pierced nipple and belly button?
I think it's really nice.
I think it adds a little sparkle.
Let's go to yellow.
So, she's got the hourglass figure.
Yeah. They're good boobs.
She's definitely got an ample handful there.
Oh, yeah. Slightly bigger nipple?
I, generally, I go for... I think a little bit more pointy.
So, Luke, just remind us,
why did you go to the Middle East in the first place?
I was working in hospitality.
I did it since I was kind of a teenager,
just working my way through the ranks.
Is it true that you introduced the Eton Mess to the UAE?
Yeah. I was working in Qatar at the time,
and we decided to create a British menu,
and, yeah, I suggested the Eton Mess.
And no-one had heard of it, seen it, and so it was,
yeah, it was really popular.
Is that a favourite dessert?
It's a gorgeous dessert.
Do you like your girl to be able to whip up Eton Mess?
I do. I feel as though we might need to see
what the girls' whipping skills are like. Are you up for it?
Bring on the cream. Bring on the cream!
Girls, Luke wants to see how you would whip up his favourite dessert.
So, let's see your whipping skills.
You sort of want to go up and down.
You're whisking air into it, to make it light and fluffy.
Pink's got strong arms, look. She's got the power going.
Relax a bit, green. Yeah. You can let your wrist go a bit.
Oh, look at blue going. Fantastic.
Oh, blue. She's gone next level.
We've had...
We've had a spillage!
Oof. I mean, you never get this on Bake Off, eh?
Who impressed you, Luke?
Blue. Look at it. Amazing.
Luke, it is decision time. One of these ladies has got to go.
Yellow.
Why yellow?
She's got a wider belly button. It's not for me.
So, Luke, this is Nicole.
She's 44, she's a contracts manager from Birmingham.
Come down, Nicole, hi.
Could you have seen yourself with Luke?
Yeah. Could you? Oh, no.
Shake that beautiful ass right out of here.
Luke said my belly button was a little bit wide,
but that's the only thing he could be upset about,
because the rest of my body is totally amazing.
Coming up, Luke bears all before choosing who to date.
Give us a spin!
And a brand-new singleton gets to pick a partner
based on naked attraction.
Ooh, here we go!
Earlier, logistics manager Luke whittled six potential dates
down to four, based solely on naked attraction.
He can only pick one of them to go on that date.
So, who will he lose next?
This is amazing.
Now, before we carry on, just remind us, why are you here?
So, I worked in the Middle East. Yeah.
And it was difficult to date.
So, coming back to England, I've lost my game.
OK. So, you need your dating mojo back? Yes.
All right. In this round, you get to see the girls' faces.
And that's the game changer.
Ready? Bring it on.
There's a lot of beauty here in this room right now.
Can we go straight to pink?
What a beautiful smile.
She's got great teeth. Yeah.
Got a great face.
OK. Oh, with a wink. Cheeky wink.
She's flirting with you, Luke.
Green.
With the luscious lipstick.
Red lips is fantastic.
I think all men for years have loved red lipstick.
And she's a redhead, fiery, maybe.
Fiery and fun.
Orange.
I was right when I said about the nails being cutesy.
Yes. This girl is cute. Charming, demure.
She's got great sparkling eyes.
Yeah, look at that.
There's the sparkles.
Let's go to blue.
I like the coloured hair.
She looks like a definite girl with a sense of style,
uniqueness to herself.
She's got a cheeky smile as well. Yeah. She is cheeky, isn't she?
So, Luke, it is decision time.
One of these ladies has got to go.
We're going to say goodbye to orange.
Why orange?
I think everyone else has been kind of really big, smiley, flirty.
Whereas, she's got a shy face.
So, Luke, this is Tara.
She's 26 and she's a childcare assistant from Exeter.
Tara, pop down, say hi.
Are you shy, Tara?
I'm shy at first,
but once you get to know me, I'm very confident.
Tara, I'm so sorry. See you again. Thank you, all the best.
So polite and lovely, Luke. Great arse.
Luke looks like a very nice boy to me,
but actually I like my men a little bit older.
Luke, this is where you get to hear the girls speak.
Do you want a soft voice, a confidence voice?
You know what? I think it comes down to the person.
If someone's got the vibe and it fits them... Yeah? ..it's all good.
So, girls, as you've heard,
Luke is getting a bit tongue-tied
when it comes to dating.
So, what would you say to him to break the ice
and put him at ease?
Who do you want to go to first, Luke? Blue.
I'm a bit of a cheeky monkey,
so I'd have to give you my monkey impression.
Let's have it.
SCREECHES LIKE A MONKEY
CREW LAUGH
Is that going to put you at your ease, Luke?
I'm not sure it puts me at ease, but it's brilliant! Wild.
Did you like the voice?
The voice is all right. Where are you from? St Helens.
So, she's a northerner. That's fine.
Pink. I would take you down on the dance floor
and show you some of my moves,
and you can show me some of yours later.
Oh, yes.
What did you think of the voice there, Luke?
She's a smoothie.
Green, what have you got to say?
As you can see, I've got a sleeve of fictional cats.
But there's a pussy you need to get closer to.
Brilliant. Lovely voice.
Would you like to see her pussy close up? Absolutely.
OK. Luke.
One of these girls is going to have to go.
Blue.
Why blue? It's the monkey impression, I'm afraid, in the end.
Oh... Oh, so, Luke, you're saying farewell to Joanne.
She's 39, she's a full-time mum from St Helens.
Pop down, Joanne, come and say hello. What do you think of Luke?
Would have loved to get to know him, to be honest.
He's a good looking boy, isn't he? He really is. Thank you.
Can you just monkey on out, please, lady?
It's not going to be a date for you.
There she goes.
SCREECHES
Luke didn't like my monkey impression today.
So, I won't be getting a taste of his banana, will I?
Look at these two beauties.
Beautiful.
Now, listen, Luke, you've seen everything they've got to offer.
Next time they see you,
you're going to be in the nude. Ready?
Ready as I'll ever be.
Slip that smoking jacket off, sir.
Based on naked attraction, 42-year-old logistics manager,
Luke, has whittled six potential dates down to two.
52 year old animal carer, Cindy,
and 48 year old head of learning and development, Tracy.
But only can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.
Oh, Cindy and Tracy. Congratulations.
The last time you saw Luke, he had his clothes on.
All of that is about to change.
Luke, get your big fella out here.
Here he comes, very confident. Loving that.
Wow.
Give us a spin.
Oh, lovely.
You can tell that you're a triathlete. You look amazing.
Thank you very much.
Cindy, what are you making of Luke?
He's like very toned but not overly toned.
Yeah. Cock?
Yeah, very good size.
Tracy.
You've got that going on, oh!
And them balls, oh!
Good size penis too.
OK. So, Luke.
This is where you get to pick the girl you want to take on a date.
So, it's Cindy or it's Tracy.
I think they are both beautiful women.
But...
..I think Tracy.
I love her smile, I love her figure.
I think we could get along.
Cindy, I am really, really sorry.
That pussycat didn't get the cream.
Goodbye, lady. Thank you.
There she goes.
I'm a little bit gutted that I didn't get picked today,
but hey, I got down to the last two.
Are you looking forward to the date?
Yes, very much so. Me too.
Listen, the next time you see each other,
it's going to be with your clothes back on.
But do you know what, Luke? I really hope that Tracy
helps you get your dating mojo back. Fantastic.
See you later!
Luke's got an amazing body.
I feel like there was a little bit of a spark there
and I'm looking forward to getting to know his personality.
I fancied Tracy because she had a lovely smile,
a great figure from head to toe, and she just looked like great fun.
How are you doing? I'm good, thank you.
Lovely to see you. And you too.
You look amazing. Thank you.
She looked stunning. When she walked in,
I think she was very well dressed, very well presented.
You look elegant as hell, like, beautiful.
Thank you. You're still a posh boy, though.
I... Well!
Oh, he's cute. He's really nice.
You mentioned something about boobs.
What was the comment you made, do you remember?
Genuinely prefer natural. Yes.
So, I'm going to ask you a question. Have I converted you?
They are fantastic. What was the comment that you made?
I had no idea they were fake boobs.
You obviously...you've got it right and you got very good ones.
Cheers to fantastic boobs. Cheers.
Things are getting a little bit flirty.
He's certainly giving me the eye contact.
I'm spinning in. You're smoothing it, you're smoothing it.
And he shimmered round and sat near me, so that's a good sign.
So, how's your dating life been?
A mixed bag, I think.
But I'd like to see him ask a couple more questions about me.
What types of things did you do over there?
I was assistant manager when I started.
So, how long did you stay there then? It was only a year there.
So, how old are you then?
42.
I don't know if it's just me and my natural character,
but I do feel like I'm asking a lot of the questions.
So, I was thinking we should go for a drink somewhere else,
if you're up for it? Yeah, that's fine.
I'm glad that she said yes to going off for another drink.
I think it'll be good to get to know her better.
I'm not sure where me and Luke are going to lead to just yet,
but I'm really looking forward to seeing what the night holds.
How was the date?
The date was good. I thought she was interesting,
she was attractive.
After the date, we went for a couple of drinks. We did swap numbers.
Initially we were looking to meet up,
but that conversation dwindled.
But I'm very happy to meet her again today and let's see how it goes.
Hello, beautiful. Hello.
How are you? I'm good, thank you. Yourself? Good to see you.
So, what did you think of the date then?
I enjoyed it, yeah. Did you? I thought you were great.
We got on fairly well, yeah, it was good fun.
I would agree with that, yeah. Yeah. You're a really nice person.
You like talking...about yourself.
It would be nice if you sort of asked me some questions.
If you had, we could have maybe connected a little bit more.
It's a shame you thought that about the questions.
Maybe it's first date nerves.
Perhaps we converse differently. Like, I don't know.
I've never had that comment before. Never.
I don't know. Just listen a little bit more would be my advice. OK.
Welcome back to Naked Attraction.
The show that has more balls than a bingo hall in Blackpool.
And everyone just wants a 69.
Inside each of these six pods,
I've lined up a naked singleton.
Only one of them will be picked to go on a date.
But who's doing the choosing this time?
I'm Abi, I'm 35. I'm a goofy, outgoing nerd.
Fitness is important to me.
I do pole dancing.
I love how it makes me feel
and keeps me looking this good.
I identify as pansexual.
It's very much about the person rather than the package.
I've been solo polyamorous for a few years now.
That means I see multiple partners.
I see Mr Weekly, mainly for cuddles.
Mr Monthly is dinner and dancing.
I see a couple. We usually have a naughty weekend away.
But I don't want to be constrained to one person forever.
Naked Attraction, and now I'm looking for
someone I can be silly with,
and someone to have some good times with.
A fun, part-time partner in crime.
Abi, welcome to Naked Attraction,
you gorgeous goddess, you.
And you are looking incredibly fit. Thank you.
In my spare time, I love a bit of pole dancing.
So, you describe yourself as a solo polyamorous pansexual.
That is a mouthful.
What does it mean? Indeed.
The solo polyamorous is multiple love.
So, I can have relationships in whatever way they come.
You know, it can be a brief connection
or it can be a long term loving. Mm-hm.
And the pansexual bit is basically anybody is welcome.
Trans people, nonbinary people, men, women,
however you identify, love 'em all.
Oh, you lucky lady.
So what are you looking for tonight then?
Someone a bit fun, a bit silly. Mm-hm.
Something that just, you know, spices the taste buds a little bit.
Love that. Yeah. Come on then.
So, Abi, in front of you, you will see six coloured pods.
Inside each of them is a gorgeous naked person just for you.
Each of them has a physical attribute
that you have said you find attractive.
We're going to reveal them to you bit by bit,
and all you have to do is whittle them down from six to one,
based purely on naked attraction. Sounds easy? Yeah.
It's a nightmare. Are you ready? Yes, I am.
Can we please reveal the bottom half of the bodies?
Oh, wow.
Ha-ha!
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Straight away I'm drawn to orange.
Beautiful artwork, love it.
It's got some animals on there, some sci-fi, some Pokemon.
So, what about the vulva? Intriguing.
I like it. You know, you can sort of rummage around
and find out the magic inside.
How experienced are you with ladies?
I've not had an intimate one-on-one relationship with ladies.
Oh, really? But absolutely love 'em, yes.
So you know your way around? Yes. I hope so.
Well, you've got one.
I'm a little bit intrigued by green.
Is this a good sized penis for you, Abi?
I prefer larger, and also foreskin. I prefer no foreskin.
Why?
I was in a relationship. He was not clean.
What are we talking? Are we talking smeg?
Yes. Oh! Sadly, yes. ANNA RETCHES
Not just like a little, like visible...
A crust? A crust, yeah, yeah.
No! Yeah, yeah.
Oh, green!
Have you got a crust around your cock?
Oh, thank you. Yeah, we need a thumbs down.
Let's have a look at yellow.
Mm. Loving this.
Lovely little bit of fuzz.
It's nice. She's, you know, made an effort.
You seem so liberated when it comes to sex.
Has that always been the case for you? No. Not always.
I grew up in a Christian science community in the States. Oh, right.
The monogamous relationship was very much expected,
and then marriage as well, definitely. Well, wow,
you've definitely thrown that out the window.
Deviated from the plan, yes.
You have. Let's have a look at red.
This person identifies as they/them.
This is an ideal visual penis.
It's quite symmetrical, quite central. Yes.
Very kempt pubic hair.
Yes. Lovely shape. I like it a lot.
Well done, red. Mm.
Let's go to pink.
Mm, very nice. Excellent trim.
Yeah. Nice, simple, effective. I like it a lot.
A little booty exposure there, I like it.
Er, OK, well, let's have the booty. Very cute.
Can you spin around please, pink?
That's quite nice. You get a little shake out of that.
A little bit of a booty shake. Yes, absolutely. Very good, pink.
Oh, thank you very much.
Nice. Let's go to blue.
Central, good trim on the pubic hair there.
OK. Slightly less foreskin as well. I'm a fan of.
And here's hoping your penis fills it, blue.
Oh, getting a little reveal there. Nice.
OK. Abi, it is decision time.
One of these bods has got to go.
Um... Oh!
Ooh.
Green.
Why green? Foreskin a little bit too long for me.
So, Abi, this is Mark. He's 28.
He's a coach driver and he's from Edinburgh.
Oh, Mark, pop down, come and say hi.
What do you think of Abi?
Gorgeous.
Drive yourself back through those arches.
Abi had some doubts about smegma,
but you can eat your dinner off my dick.
Can we please reveal the middle part of the bodies?
Here we go.
Oh, yes. Ooh. Oh!
Nice.
Oh, yeah.
Let's have a look at yellow.
The areolas really intrigue me. They're just like pale,
tiny, adorable nipples.
Lovely curves, waist. Yeah, love it.
OK. Well, let's go to blue.
Maybe a bit too smooth.
I do like a little bit of a hairy chest...
Do you? ..on a male presenting person.
OK. But again, not the end of the world.
Not the end of the world, blue. Adorable nipples.
Just tell me a bit more about your solo polyamory?
Yeah. I see a chap sort of once a week
who I've been seeing for a couple of years now.
And what does he provide? He's sort of like cuddles.
OK. Things like that.
I see a guy sort of once a month when our schedules allow,
and I see a couple for naughty weekends away.
Solo polyamory is a relatively new word coined in 2012.
Those who identify as solo polyamorous
love and desire multiple sexual partners at the same time,
living a single lifestyle instead of pursuing
a shared future with a partner.
Their top priority is a relationship with themselves.
Some researchers argue that humans
aren't biologically inclined to wards monogamy,
and it seems the one might actually be the few.
Let's go to red.
Quite streamlined, good physique. Yeah.
Some sort of working out, maybe, or just naturally... Awesome.
No, naturally slim. Yeah.
So, you said that you're actually looking
for someone that you can be silly with. Yes.
Do you think you could silly with red?
Yeah, potentially. There you go.
Pink remaining. Mm, yes.
Lovely boobs.
I'm intrigued by her piercing. I like it.
Oooh! Oh, pink, ooh, that makes me go queer.
Oh! Amazing nipples, love 'em, yeah.
Yeah. A good handful? Yeah, yeah, lovely. Handful and mouthful.
So, Abi, you obviously are a very fit woman,
and you do a little bit of the pole dancing as well, don't you? Yes.
This we need to see. Are you willing to give us a demo?
That would be great fun. I would love that.
OK. Take it away, lady.
Whoa!
Wow.
Oh, I can see everything...
I wasn't expecting that.
Ooh! Amazing.
Right in my face.
Incredible. Well done, Abi. OK.
It's decision time.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Pink.
Why pink? Waistline.
Too curvy for me. I'm a bit pencil-like.
You're saying goodbye to Christina.
She's 35,
and she's a life model from Cardiff,
and she's gorgeous.
Christina, pop on down here for us.
What do you think of Abi?
Oh, she's very pretty. Aww, thanks.
Sorry, babe. Bye!
I found her very beautiful, but there wasn't the spark there.
Coming up, Abi bares all before choosing who to date.
Give us a bit of a spin, Abi.
Earlier, pole dancer Abi whittled six potential dates down to four,
based solely on naked attraction.
She can only choose one person to take on a date.
So, who will she lose next?
Ooh, here we go.
Abi, before we carry on, just remind us again,
why are you here? So, I'm solo polyamorous.
I'm looking for a part-time partner in crime.
I see a few people but someone that can just bring out my silly side
and have a bit of fun.
Ah, have a bit of fun. Yes.
You are in the right place. Absolutely.
This is the round where you get to see their faces, Abi. Ooh!
I know. Yes. They also get to see you. Oh.
Can we please reveal the bods' faces?
Ooh!
Wow.
Hi, everyone.
Who has immediately drawn your eye? Maybe red.
Lovely. Really beautiful eyes. Nice lips.
Excellent facial hair.
Not too... Not too messy.
The length is perfect for no chafe.
Let's go to yellow.
Red curls!
Ah, so redhead is for you then? Absolutely, yes.
I just like their fire.
Fiery in bed, fiery in all things.
Gorgeous eyes, gorgeous smile. I like it.
Let's stop at blue.
Gorgeous.
Facial hair maybe a tiny bit on the chafey side in patches.
Mm. Otherwise, yeah. Great eyes.
Do you prefer shorter haired men? Short hair is nice to rub.
Just orange to go. Mm, yes.
Hello. Gorgeous!
A little glint in the eye.
Yeah. Oh, wow, OK!
Imagine... Yeah, yeah, imagine. Imagine.
OK. Abi, it's decision time.
Mm.
Oh...
I think yellow.
Why yellow?
Just a bit less eye contact than the rest.
Abi, you are saying goodbye to Mickey.
She's 32.
She's an administrator from Mayo.
Ah. Come down, Mickey.
Hi, babe.
Could you have seen yourself with Abi then?
Yeah. Aww! Yeah, I'm so disappointed.
Farewell.
Good luck. Thank you. Bye, lovely.
I'm kicking myself about the eye contact.
I reckon I was just so blinded by her beauty.
OK. You've seen what they look like. Yes.
Now you get to hear what they sound like. OK.
Right, bods, Abi is looking for somebody
that can bring out her fun side.
So, she wants to see just how fun you are,
by telling her your best, cheekiest,
dirtiest joke. Let's go with red.
So I was thinking about the fun weekends that you wanted
to go on, and I thought we could go camping,
but it might be fucking in-tents.
Oh-ho-ho! It's a classic. I love it.
What did you think of their voice? Lovely. Gentle but powerful.
Are you gentle but powerful, red? Yes.
Or are you fucking in-tents?
A little bit of both.
Oh! OK. Let's go to orange.
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Wow. What do you think of the voice?
Yeah, I like it. Sultry. Yeah, yeah.
It is, isn't it? OK. So, blue remaining. Mm.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Oh! Of course.
What did you think of blue's voice?
Again, yeah, soft. I liked it. Good eye contact as well.
OK. It's decision time.
Oh, no.
Blue.
Why blue, Abi?
The voice just wasn't as commanding as the others.
You're saying goodbye to Arta.
He's 35, he's an editor from Cambridge.
Arta, come and join us down here. Hello.
Hiya.
I'm ever so sorry.
You're going to have to edit yourself out of this story.
Abi said she'd love to rub my head,
but I don't think she'll be getting to rub either of my heads.
You've got two beautiful bods remaining. Yeah.
Now, the next time you see them
it's going to be with your kit off.
Get your boob tube off, lady.
Off you go through there.
Based on naked attraction,
Abi has whittled six potential dates down to two.
26-year-old commercial analyst, Antonio,
and 29-year-old social media influencer manager, Squid.
But only one can go on a date
to find out if there's chemistry when the clothes go on.
So, Antonio, Squid,
congratulations. You're the last two standing.
The last time you saw Abi, she had her clothes on.
Are you ready for this? Yeah.
Bring in the pole dancing queen.
Wow. Abi!
You look incredible. Thank you.
Absolutely beautiful.
Give us a bit of a spin, Abi.
Wow. Amazing.
So, Squid, what do you make of Abi's body?
Amazing bum. Like, beautiful face.
And what do you think of the vulva?
Beautiful.
Antonio, what are you making of Abi's bod?
Love the figure, love the hair.
What about the minge?
Definitely wouldn't be any problems with my beard.
Confident!
So, who is going to be your fun partner in pole dancing crime?
Antonio or Squid?
Who's it going to be?
Oh, it's so tricky.
Antonio.
Antonio. Yeah.
OK.
Squid, I'm afraid you didn't win this game,
but off you go, my love. Goodbye.
Thank you.
Abi said she didn't want to be tied down in a relationship.
There's many other places I could have tied her instead.
Antonio, how are you feeling?
Delighted. Abi, looking forward to this? Absolutely, yeah.
Lovely beard, lovely eyes, lovely smile.
And listen, the next time you see each other,
your clothes are going to be on.
Enjoy yourselves, won't you, guys? Yeah. Thank you.
Have fun.
Really excited about the date. Her figure was amazing.
Abi's shown us some really good moves that she can do on the pole,
but potentially there's some moves
that we could do better with the two of us.
Antonio just had a bit more charisma, gorgeous eyes.
Really looking forward to my date,
and we'll see how pole techniques work out.
Hi!
How are you? Mm. Lovely to see you clothed.
Antonio looks really great dressed.
Really good sense of style. A nice smile. Yeah, really pleased.
So, how long have you been poly?
Probably about three years now.
The first year was like a gentle journey,
and then officially definitely two.
I'm also solo poly, and pansexual.
Oh, wow, excellent. A nice match.
I didn't know Antonio was also poly and pan.
So, that is an amazing bonus.
Cool! We've got loads in common.
I love it.
I do a lot of dancing when I go out.
Nice. OK, good. That's the best kind of exercise,
or no, the second. The second best kind of exercise.
We'll talk about the first later. Yeah!
I think the date's going really well.
We've both got quite a lot in common.
What do you call two people who haven't had enough sex?
Monogamous! Sorry.
Abi and Antonio. Oh!
Oh, I like that. That's a good one.
I find Abi very attractive.
I think the best thing that we can do now
is continue our date somewhere else,
have a few more drinks and see where it goes.
I'd be up for continuing for a drink somewhere else.
I feel the same way. OK, great.
I think I may have found the person I'm looking for at the moment.
And still loads more to find out,
which I'm looking forward to doing later at the next place.
Hi. Hi! How are you?
I'm good. How are you? Yeah. Good, thanks. Nice to see you.
You too, again. Yeah. No beard this time. Nice.
How did the date go? We really connected.
We had loads in common. Yeah, it was fun,
good vibes and I think we meshed really well.
There was a little kiss towards the end.
Yeah, there was definitely a connection there.
We've seen each other since and I'm excited.
So, what's the future?
I really feel like our relationship's
going to develop sexually,
or at least I would like that.
The connection will hopefully develop further into something
a bit more spicy.
Antonio, how do you feel?
I...
I find you very attractive. Yeah.
But I think for me, it's not romantic.
I feel like the connection that we have had has been
a little bit more platonic for me.
OK. And I feel like that's where I would see it going.
OK, OK.
Yeah.
Well, I can't help but be a little bit disappointed.
I'd love to stay friends and keep you in my life.
Yeah, I'd agree with that. Yes. Let's hug it out.
Friends again, yeah.
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