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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Mom, wait.

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Oh.

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Danny, can you get the plate?

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Sure.

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Hurry, the asparagus is burning.

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You're driving, right?

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I guess so.

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Mom.

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You get the tickets.
I'll get the keys.

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Want something?

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No, I shouldn't.

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What if we split?

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Hmm?

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Mmm.

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What is our Netflix password
anyway?

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I literally tell you every day.

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Literally, huh?

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It's a figure of speech, Joan.

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The password's "Go To The Gym."

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Wake me up at 7:30.

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Ugh!

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It's so early.

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Maybe I should just sleep
in my own bed tonight?

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Whatever you want.

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No, it's okay.

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I'll make do.

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You look... cute.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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What?

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You hesitated.

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I didn't.

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"You look...

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cute."

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That's what you said.

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Okay. Okay.

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I still don't know
about the bag.

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I don't know. Feel like it kinda
wraps the whole thing together.

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I know.

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But do you want to be
carrying it the whole day?

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That's what I was thinking.

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Right.

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This looks... like garbage.

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Oh, my God, Danny!

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I didn't know you were coming.

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Same!

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And Joan. Hi!

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Aw!

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Congratulations, Tanya.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you're so sweet.

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So, can you believe
college is already over?

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I mean, life is like
flying by.

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I know, right?

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- Tell me about it.
- Oh, my God!

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Melanie. Hey!

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I haven't seen you forever.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, it would be
for a TV show, a news show.

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- Mom.
- What?

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I don't want you to jinx it.

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Right.

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Excuse me.

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- Yo, Danny
- Oh, shit, Khris.

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- I didn't know that you were still around.
- What's good, man?

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- How you doing?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Hold on.

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Wow, you got some moves.

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Seasoned pro.

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How long are you
in town for?

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I, uh, I'm just waiting
to hear back

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from some jobs and...

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Who the fuck really knows, man.

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Word, man. Word.

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I've been here for about
a month or so.

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And I was like,

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"Of course we can volunteer
at the soup kitchen."

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- We'd be glad to help.
- Thank you.

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I heard she got, like,
some sick job in fashion.

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Like... uh, Bergdorf
or something.

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Yeah. But I heard
she's an assistant.

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So, do you still smoke
a lot of pot?

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What?

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Do you maybe have
some here?

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I cannot believe
you embarrassed me

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in front of all my friends.

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They're not your friends, Mom.

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They're just a bunch of rich
white people from New Jersey.

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Oh, and what would you call
yourself then, Danny?

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I don't know.

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Queer.

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I don't like that word.

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We're reclaiming it.

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What did they teach you
at that school anyway?

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Have you ever heard
of intersectionality?

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What?

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I don't know. I need a bag.
I think I might throw up.

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So, George asked
me out last night.

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Mr. Rosenberg.

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Oh.

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I said no.

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He's just so skeevy.

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He asked me if hairdressing
was a job or just a hobby.

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Gross.

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But it got me thinking.

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I should really start
dating again.

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You know,
your mom is quite a catch.

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Is this because I puked
on Tanya's begonias?

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No, Danny.

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I've been feeling like this
for a long time.

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Ever since Sidney
and I broke up.

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- But you dumped him.
- I know.

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He was such a square.

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He was the first man I dated
after your dad passed.

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I know.

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Can I?

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I just want someone
who makes me smile,

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who makes me laugh.

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I mean, I'm hilarious.

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See?

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What are you doing?

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- I'm helping her bag.
- No, Mom.

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I mean, this is wasting
a lot of plastic.

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Where are the reusable bags
I got you? Here.

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We can just fit these
in here. Thank you.

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That's too much. That's...

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It's fine.

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Sorry.

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So, are you gonna help me

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or are you just gonna sit
on the computer all day?

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Mom?

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What are some
of my long-term goals?

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Excuse me?

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This guy on Match is asking.

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- You're already on Match?
- Yeah.

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What are some
of your long-term goals?

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I don't know.

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Maybe a beach house.

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I can fuck with that.

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Daniel.

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Maybe I'm thinking too small.

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Oh, he's old.

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Old like a fox is old.

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Silver.

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He's a little short for me.

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You should make an account.

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Oh, no. I've done that.

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I don't need to see
any more dick pics, thank you.

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- What?
- Anyways,

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I don't think dating will be
that fruitful here, you know.

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I mean, I'm only gonna be here
for a few weeks tops.

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You could be here longer,
you know.

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Yeah. I'll have fun

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talking to Lionel
The Lionhearted 6-2-3.

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Good God, Mom.

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My name is Magnus.

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I'm 27,

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looking for love
in all the wrong places.

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Also, I'm a registered nurse.

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My likes include compost,

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stone fruit, and Enya.

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My name is Levantre.

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I am 23 years old,

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ad Paris is burning!

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Jamal, 22.

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Science major looking
to create some chemistry.

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Also, no blacks.

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What? Come on.

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Stephen, 26.

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No fems allowed.

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I do yoga every damn day.

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Patrick, 25.

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- Hey, I'm Mark.
- You don't go to the gym.

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- I'm Courtney.
- I'm Kristin.

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Tobias, 23, and...

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we're looking for a fourth.

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Mmm.

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The forecast mostly sunny...

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...with the top photographer
at the time...

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...designed for a convenient way
to exercise anywhere.

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A mesh canopy supports
your head and neck,

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and there are no hinges
or moving parts to break.

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You can flip it over
for dips too.

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- Mom?
- Shh.

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I don't want the dogs
to know I'm here.

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I can't believe you just leave
them down there in the basement.

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You're allergic.

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Only sometimes.

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And they pee everywhere.

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How was your morning?

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Thrilling.

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Did you get any writing done?

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Not really.

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I'm feeling kind of uninspired.

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Feel like I need to get
into a routine or something.

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That's an idea.

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I cut Michelle's hair today.

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She says they're looking
for people.

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Great.

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Well, you should reach out.

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I mean, you need to find
a way to make money.

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I don't really remember

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the Dewey decimal system,
to be honest.

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And I have a job.

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You do?

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Yes.
I'm just waiting for someone

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to pay me to do it.

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Well, maybe if you spent
more time writing

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and less time in front
of the boob tube.

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Okay.

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Sit here.

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Hey, how are you?

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Daniel.

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- No phones at the front desk.
- Right.

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Sorry.

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Shelve these for me.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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How can I help you?

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Sorry.

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I've been told that one of the
biggest weaknesses that I have

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is that I can be, um,
sometimes too polite which is...

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uh, great...

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for the...

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uh, sorry, for the workplace.

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It's just like
a part-time thing.

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Uh, just living that
high school aesthetic

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till I can, like,
afford to exist.

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Ah, I feel you.

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My mom and the librarian
go way back, so...

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Yeah, I've been interviewing
for weeks.

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The grind is killing me.

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Oh. Right. Hence the blazer.

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I hate Skype interviews,
they're so awkward.

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I'm better in the room,
you know?

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Totes.

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Uh, hey, I don't think
I have your number anymore.

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Oh, yeah, um...

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Oh.

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Come here! Come here,
come here, come here.

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He's cute.

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I don't mind
the Bermuda shorts.

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00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,288
- Hey, Lisa.
- Hey, honey.

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What are you guys doing?

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We are trying
to find your mother

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a proper male escort.

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Oh, my God.

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She's a stalker.

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She's literally found
their addresses.

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Mm-hmm. Everything.
Their measurements...

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I don't doubt it.

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Wait. Oh!

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Now, he's cute.
He is foxy.

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Look, Joanie.

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And he's a CEO.

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00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,181
- How do you know that?
- Hello.

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Psychic and LinkedIn.
It's right there.

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Wait. Hold on. Let me just...

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00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:03,256
Oh, my God.
Is that his Facebook page?

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00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,127
Mm-hmm. And that's his...

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wife? No, daughter.

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Oh, God. I'm out.

262
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,132
No, honey, stay with us.

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Drink with us.

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- Hmm.
- Okay.

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00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:15,537
Mm-hmm. No.

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00:14:15,539 --> 00:14:17,474
No. One earring does not do it.

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00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,312
Do two or forget it. Next.

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00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:22,480
No. Bow tie. Go.

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00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,283
- He's cute. He's very cute.
- Hmm.

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00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:29,221
Oh, send him a message
or a poke or a prick.

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What do I say.

272
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,562
I don't know. I feel like
maybe you should just wait

273
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,098
for him to message you.

274
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,099
- Oh, wow!
- Play it cool.

275
00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:40,469
Come on.

276
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,704
What happened
to Wild Lady Gaga Danny?

277
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:46,542
When did you become
Conservative Danny Duggart?

278
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:48,110
I'm just saying.

279
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,480
I feel like straight people

280
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,048
are into gender roles
or whatever.

281
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,683
Well, I'm saying
break that rule,

282
00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:56,521
break and bury
that outdated sexist rule,

283
00:14:56,523 --> 00:14:58,156
and you are a catch,

284
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,191
and you should message him.

285
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,627
He'd be lucky to have you.

286
00:15:01,629 --> 00:15:03,031
Isn't that right, Danny?

287
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:06,198
I mean, isn't your mom's hole
a total ace?

288
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,768
- Eww!
- Lisa!

289
00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:10,571
What? What?

290
00:15:10,573 --> 00:15:12,740
I said she's...

291
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,610
- she's a ace in the hole.
- No.

292
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,645
You didn't say that though.

293
00:15:16,647 --> 00:15:18,517
- That is not what you said.
- No.

294
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,684
- All right.
- Oh!

295
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:23,787
My hole is an ace.

296
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,626
Totally.

297
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,361
Oh, God.

298
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:35,068
Oh, Lord almighty,
I've killed my bestie.

299
00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:36,168
Are you okay?

300
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:39,173
Drink. Breathe. Breathe.

301
00:15:39,175 --> 00:15:40,339
- Okay.
- Okay.

302
00:15:40,341 --> 00:15:42,108
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do it!

303
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:44,079
Yeah. Hashtag feminism.

304
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:45,747
Exactly, hashtag feminism.

305
00:15:45,749 --> 00:15:47,782
- I'm too old for this.
- No, you are not too old.

306
00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:50,351
And old is good, by the way.
I love getting old.

307
00:15:50,353 --> 00:15:52,489
The older you get, the less
and less you give a shit

308
00:15:52,491 --> 00:15:54,124
about anyone or anything.

309
00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:56,092
- Clearly.
- Mm-hmm.

310
00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:57,563
All right, look at that.

311
00:16:01,402 --> 00:16:04,605
"Nice to meet
your virtual acquaintance."

312
00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:09,108
- Mom!
- What? I haven't met him yet.

313
00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,609
You cannot say that.

314
00:16:10,611 --> 00:16:12,214
Come on.

315
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:22,858
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, you're good.

316
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,459
- It's good.
- I try.

317
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,896
Yeah.

318
00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:27,131
- Oh.
- Oh.

319
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,165
Somebody sexting you?

320
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,667
Come on.

321
00:16:30,669 --> 00:16:33,403
Oh, look at that
little sly smirk.

322
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:34,705
Hmm?

323
00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:36,908
- Uh, is it a fella?
- A fella?

324
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,678
It's no one. He's from LA.

325
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,282
Oh, sorry.
Excuse me, California.

326
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:44,417
- Is it your ex?
- No.

327
00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,290
No. It...

328
00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:49,424
Okay, it's Khris.

329
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:53,694
- Khris? As in Khris Restrepo?
- Hmm.

330
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:56,498
But he was just at the party?
How could he be in Los Angeles?

331
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,169
Mom, I was lying.

332
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,639
Is he even gay, honey?

333
00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,608
It doesn't matter anymore?

334
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:06,644
As long as he has a huge dick?

335
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,185
Amen.

336
00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:13,322
Oh, my God.

337
00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,861
- Lisa's a nutjob.
- I know.

338
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,297
I love it.

339
00:17:22,299 --> 00:17:23,966
She's already sent me
three Facebooks today.

340
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:26,834
- She's like a spy.
- Are you serious?

341
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,905
I think she's enjoying this
more than me even.

342
00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:32,342
I mean, she has been married
to the same man for 30 years.

343
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,544
She's probably pretty bored.

344
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:34,946
I suppose.

345
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,883
So, what are you doing today?

346
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:39,851
Big toes together.

347
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:42,588
Just a little bit of space
between your heels.

348
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,489
Lower your hips.
Lift your belly.

349
00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:45,924
Arms high...

350
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,363
And then join your hands...

351
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,871
- What's up?
- Sorry!

352
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,476
There you are.

353
00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:01,578
You're writing?

354
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,280
Barely.

355
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,783
I wanted to give
the bitches some air.

356
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,488
Guess what?

357
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,789
I have a date tonight.

358
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:13,359
Oh, that's... that's great.

359
00:18:13,361 --> 00:18:15,360
Uh, with the CEO?

360
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,795
Someone else.

361
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:17,964
That's exciting.

362
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,565
I'm freaking out.

363
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:20,636
What am I gonna wear?

364
00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:22,438
I feel frumpy.

365
00:18:24,007 --> 00:18:25,539
That's because
you wear loose things.

366
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,642
You gotta keep it tight.

367
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:27,976
Then he'll see my stomach.

368
00:18:27,978 --> 00:18:29,377
Yeah, whatever.

369
00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,551
Here, try this.

370
00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:36,019
I'm so glad you're gay.

371
00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:37,587
You know I don't like that.

372
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,958
- What?
- Stereotypes.

373
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,359
Well, if the heel fits.

374
00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:43,627
I'll let you change.

375
00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:44,963
What?

376
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,665
That was funny.

377
00:18:55,411 --> 00:18:56,646
So?

378
00:18:58,448 --> 00:19:00,916
Holy shit, you look
like a MILF.

379
00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:04,387
- Really?
- Uh, like a classy one.

380
00:19:04,389 --> 00:19:06,325
I regret calling you a MILF.

381
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:09,927
If for some reason I disappear,

382
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,629
his name is Chester Patterson,

383
00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,332
and we're meeting at Brenda's,

384
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,766
so you can start
the search there.

385
00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:16,701
Mom, I think if he was going
to murder you,

386
00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:18,970
he'd use, like,
an alias or something.

387
00:19:18,972 --> 00:19:20,940
Oh, my God, you're right.

388
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,943
- Oh, my God.
- You're gonna be fine.

389
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,348
Just go have fun.

390
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:28,285
Okay. Okay.

391
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:30,851
This is exciting.

392
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,591
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

393
00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:46,404
Uh, so who you buying weed from

394
00:19:46,406 --> 00:19:47,973
in these parts?

395
00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:50,542
Oh, dude, I don't even know.

396
00:19:50,544 --> 00:19:52,010
This is from a homie at school.

397
00:19:52,012 --> 00:19:53,580
I could hook you up
with someone though.

398
00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:54,881
I mean, like,
he's kind of local.

399
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,484
Oh, no, that's okay.

400
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,486
I got into a really bad habit

401
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,821
of smoking, like, once a day.

402
00:20:00,823 --> 00:20:02,857
Maybe twice.

403
00:20:02,859 --> 00:20:04,159
Three times, max.

404
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,997
But... this is pretty dank.

405
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,535
Oh. It's all right.

406
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,474
Yo, where are your dogs?

407
00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,043
I can't believe they're just,
like, cooped up in here all day.

408
00:20:20,045 --> 00:20:22,950
I know. Uh, but I got like...

409
00:20:24,451 --> 00:20:26,186
pretty allergic to them
when I went away.

410
00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:27,721
Oh, dude, that sucks.

411
00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,792
Yeah, I feel bad, but...

412
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:33,060
you know,
they're like rabid now.

413
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:37,198
Oh, man, I love playing
with dogs when I'm high.

414
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,536
Same.

415
00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:43,441
Oh, yo, dude.
This is retro.

416
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,146
Uh, yeah.

417
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:51,182
Remember playing Battlefront,

418
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,683
like, all the time
in eight grade?

419
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,153
- It was so fire.
- Yeah.

420
00:20:54,155 --> 00:20:55,790
Fire.

421
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,926
So, "Star Wars" is what made me
wanna make movies

422
00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,163
in the first place actually.

423
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,799
It's so cool that
you're doing that.

424
00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:07,202
- Really?
- Yeah.

425
00:21:07,204 --> 00:21:09,170
I don't know. I mean, hopefully,
one day it will be cool.

426
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:12,076
I feel like right now
I'm just, like... floundering.

427
00:21:13,745 --> 00:21:15,177
Uh, but you're working
on something?

428
00:21:15,179 --> 00:21:17,246
Yeah, uh, a spec.

429
00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:19,182
It's a script.

430
00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:22,653
Um, but hopefully that
plus the TV job will...

431
00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,055
get me into a writer's room.

432
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,122
Yeah, that's sick.

433
00:21:25,124 --> 00:21:26,627
Uh, what's your script about?

434
00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:30,196
Oh, I don't actually like
to, like,

435
00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:32,232
talk about it till I'm done.

436
00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:34,103
Oh, yeah, for sure.
It's fine.

437
00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:39,644
Yeah, it's a gay marriage movie
called "He Said Yes."

438
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:42,645
It's pretty stupid actually.

439
00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:44,814
Nah, it's nice.

440
00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:46,050
I don't even wanna get married.

441
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,851
Why not?

442
00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,553
I don't know. I mean...

443
00:21:50,555 --> 00:21:52,156
is it natural for two people

444
00:21:52,158 --> 00:21:54,692
to wanna be together
for the rest of their life?

445
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:58,062
Oh, well, I mean,
my parents are still together.

446
00:21:58,064 --> 00:21:59,601
Yours are an exception.

447
00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:04,169
I mean, look, I don't know.
I... I guess I just feel guilty

448
00:22:04,171 --> 00:22:07,275
that I don't wanna get married
now that we, like, can.

449
00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:08,610
We fought so hard for it.

450
00:22:08,612 --> 00:22:12,214
Now, I just feel, like, ambivalent
about the whole situation.

451
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:14,549
- Word.
- Yeah.

452
00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:16,818
You know, it's really cool
you came out, by the way.

453
00:22:18,789 --> 00:22:19,822
What?

454
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:22,726
No, no, it's, uh...

455
00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:25,063
It's just a funny way
of putting it, but thank you.

456
00:22:25,065 --> 00:22:27,168
I'm glad you think it's cool.

457
00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:30,101
Uh...

458
00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:32,905
Was I ever really in,
is my question.

459
00:22:34,242 --> 00:22:36,579
You know,
that's so true, actually.

460
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,215
Oh, hi, Khris.

461
00:22:42,217 --> 00:22:44,686
Mrs. Wallace,
it's good to see you.

462
00:22:44,688 --> 00:22:46,525
What have you guys been up to?

463
00:22:48,058 --> 00:22:49,794
You're acting so weird.
What's...

464
00:22:55,735 --> 00:22:57,738
Uh, I'm gonna go.

465
00:22:58,838 --> 00:22:59,840
Yeah.

466
00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:02,310
I'll see you.

467
00:23:10,185 --> 00:23:11,919
So how was your date?

468
00:23:11,921 --> 00:23:14,122
Marijuana under my roof?

469
00:23:14,124 --> 00:23:15,092
Really?

470
00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:17,224
Our roof?

471
00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:19,063
Oh, are you paying rent now?

472
00:23:20,063 --> 00:23:21,196
Do you want me to start?

473
00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:25,135
Well, if you're gonna be
a bum, yeah.

474
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,071
I thought you came back to get
away from that sort of thing.

475
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,776
I know. I'm sorry.

476
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,077
But, like, you do know that

477
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,646
alcohol is much worse
for you, right?

478
00:23:33,648 --> 00:23:35,280
- Oh, I don't believe that.
- Oh, Mom,

479
00:23:35,282 --> 00:23:38,685
stop buying into this
Nancy Reagan bullshit

480
00:23:38,687 --> 00:23:39,852
and read an article for once.

481
00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:41,220
I read.

482
00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:43,123
Marijuana's illegal, Daniel.

483
00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:44,257
Not everywhere.

484
00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:46,160
Well, you're not
in California anymore.

485
00:23:46,162 --> 00:23:47,664
Yeah, no shit.

486
00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:54,671
Why don't you air out
the living room.

487
00:23:54,673 --> 00:23:57,141
I don't feel like smelling
your drugs.

488
00:23:57,143 --> 00:23:59,108
We smoked outside.

489
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,078
Excuse me?

490
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,849
So the neighbors could see you?

491
00:24:03,849 --> 00:24:06,819
No one saw us.

492
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:09,221
What, would you rather
we smoke in my room?

493
00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:11,791
Your room?

494
00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:13,894
You know what, why don't you
sleep there tonight

495
00:24:13,896 --> 00:24:15,796
if you're suddenly
such a badass.

496
00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:17,298
What?

497
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,367
I mean, we should probably
get used to it anyway.

498
00:24:19,369 --> 00:24:21,106
It's not normal.

499
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:26,242
What even is normal?

500
00:24:26,244 --> 00:24:28,812
The patriarchy is normal.

501
00:24:28,814 --> 00:24:31,748
And you know my mattress
hurts my back.

502
00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,386
There's air freshener
under the sink.

503
00:24:34,721 --> 00:24:36,023
I'm going to bed.

504
00:24:41,495 --> 00:24:43,031
And he was really sweet.

505
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,233
You know? I had a good time.

506
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,072
So, we'll see.

507
00:25:30,954 --> 00:25:33,292
'Sup. You horny?

508
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:40,330
- Sure.
- Any more pics?

509
00:25:40,332 --> 00:25:41,502
Ugh!

510
00:25:49,011 --> 00:25:51,145
I meant nudes, dude.

511
00:25:51,147 --> 00:25:52,750
Yeah, I know.

512
00:26:23,319 --> 00:26:25,419
- Nice.
- You like it?

513
00:26:25,421 --> 00:26:26,990
Oh, yeah.

514
00:26:29,391 --> 00:26:31,926
So, what do you want
to do to me?

515
00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:33,063
Fuck you.

516
00:26:34,264 --> 00:26:36,565
- Hard.
- Oh, yeah?

517
00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:38,904
- You wanna meet up.
- Ever tried poppers?

518
00:26:43,508 --> 00:26:45,244
I actually don't know
what that is.

519
00:26:45,246 --> 00:26:47,411
Makes you loose.

520
00:26:47,413 --> 00:26:50,984
Oh. Um... kinda sounds
like a lot.

521
00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:51,987
It's cool.

522
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:53,957
I promise.

523
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,391
I don't even know who you are,

524
00:26:57,393 --> 00:26:59,326
so... that could...

525
00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,330
You're funny.

526
00:27:01,397 --> 00:27:03,900
Man, I would fuck you so hard,

527
00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:05,233
we won't even need a condom.

528
00:27:05,235 --> 00:27:06,269
What?

529
00:27:06,271 --> 00:27:08,070
Oh, God. Okay.

530
00:27:08,072 --> 00:27:11,407
Seriously, I'm not gonna have
sex with you, okay.

531
00:27:11,409 --> 00:27:13,211
But if you want a blowjob,
let's meet up.

532
00:27:13,213 --> 00:27:15,046
- That's it?
- Yes.

533
00:27:15,048 --> 00:27:17,281
I don't even know
where you've been, man.

534
00:27:17,283 --> 00:27:20,618
And honestly, I don't really
want to have sex right now.

535
00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:22,157
I had a huge dinner.

536
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,895
Just a little ass play?

537
00:27:29,699 --> 00:27:30,933
Okay.

538
00:27:33,202 --> 00:27:34,503
Where do you want to meet?

539
00:27:34,505 --> 00:27:36,875
Let me see that ass,
one more time.

540
00:27:43,982 --> 00:27:46,049
- Ooh.
- Bend over.

541
00:27:46,051 --> 00:27:47,521
- What? Oh.
- Bend over.

542
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,727
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's,
like, a park around the corner

543
00:27:54,729 --> 00:27:57,431
if you just wanna meet there.

544
00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:58,568
Um...

545
00:28:01,271 --> 00:28:03,040
Fucking son of a bitch.

546
00:28:06,377 --> 00:28:08,209
So what's this guy's name again?

547
00:28:08,211 --> 00:28:09,477
Chester.

548
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,380
Hmm. Chester.

549
00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:12,482
Yeah.

550
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,016
Isn't that like a dog's name?

551
00:28:14,018 --> 00:28:15,386
Be nice.

552
00:28:15,388 --> 00:28:16,754
He's nice.

553
00:28:16,756 --> 00:28:18,656
He's nice.

554
00:28:18,658 --> 00:28:21,293
So, guess it's back
to the web then.

555
00:28:21,295 --> 00:28:22,660
What?

556
00:28:22,662 --> 00:28:23,695
No.

557
00:28:23,697 --> 00:28:25,000
Nice is good.

558
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,302
Why is nice bad?

559
00:28:28,435 --> 00:28:30,537
I don't know.
I just feel like it's...

560
00:28:30,539 --> 00:28:33,339
what you say when there's, like,
nothing really else to say.

561
00:28:33,341 --> 00:28:34,509
Oh, no.

562
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:35,676
I think nice is good.

563
00:28:35,678 --> 00:28:39,083
Nice and... sweet and fun.

564
00:28:41,651 --> 00:28:44,186
Are you sure you're not, like...

565
00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:46,455
settling?

566
00:28:46,457 --> 00:28:47,659
I don't think so.

567
00:28:48,695 --> 00:28:50,261
We were there
for almost an hour

568
00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:52,562
before we even ordered.

569
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,565
Just talking.

570
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:57,136
He texted me good night, too.

571
00:28:57,138 --> 00:28:59,074
- Really?
- Yeah.

572
00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:03,276
So what's he do?

573
00:29:03,278 --> 00:29:05,112
He's in plastics.

574
00:29:05,114 --> 00:29:08,417
And before you call him a blood-sucking
demon, they're renewable.

575
00:29:08,419 --> 00:29:10,518
They're made of corn.

576
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,155
Did you check his credentials?

577
00:29:13,223 --> 00:29:15,158
- Lisa did.
- Hmm.

578
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,293
Oh, and he's an artist.

579
00:29:17,295 --> 00:29:19,595
He plays guitar in a band.

580
00:29:19,597 --> 00:29:21,097
Stop it.

581
00:29:21,099 --> 00:29:22,733
What? I thought
you'd appreciate that.

582
00:29:22,735 --> 00:29:26,404
I do. It's just... classic.

583
00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:28,840
Anyway, I brought a bottle
of wine to dinner.

584
00:29:28,842 --> 00:29:31,510
It's, you know, a BYOB place.

585
00:29:31,512 --> 00:29:32,812
- The best.
- Hmm.

586
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,647
I didn't wanna take your red,

587
00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,651
but all I had was
a giant magnum of Pinot.

588
00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,853
- You didn't.
- I did.

589
00:29:39,855 --> 00:29:41,423
But I left it in the car.

590
00:29:41,425 --> 00:29:44,095
By the time I remembered,
we were on to dessert.

591
00:29:45,395 --> 00:29:47,399
He said we'd have
to split the wine next time.

592
00:29:48,566 --> 00:29:49,732
- Next time?
- Yeah.

593
00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:51,338
Ooh, maybe that's him.

594
00:29:52,572 --> 00:29:54,505
It is.

595
00:29:54,507 --> 00:29:57,808
I sent him one of those picture
thingys a video picture.

596
00:29:57,810 --> 00:30:00,211
- A GIF?
- Yeah.

597
00:30:00,213 --> 00:30:02,147
Is that how it's pronounced?

598
00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,384
No one really knows.

599
00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:05,685
What are you doing?

600
00:30:05,687 --> 00:30:07,386
Texting.

601
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,722
You can't respond right away.

602
00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:11,893
You sent him three messages
in a row.

603
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:13,260
Mom, no.

604
00:30:13,262 --> 00:30:14,628
What?

605
00:30:14,630 --> 00:30:16,298
You gotta play the game.

606
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,466
Game? What game?

607
00:30:18,468 --> 00:30:21,338
Chester doesn't think like that.

608
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,906
You went on, like,
a date with him.

609
00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:25,176
How do you know
how he thinks?

610
00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:32,120
Here, will you drive? I don't
want to text behind the wheel.

611
00:30:33,687 --> 00:30:35,224
Sure.

612
00:30:41,197 --> 00:30:43,100
What's another way
to say LOL?

613
00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:46,103
Okay. I think you need
younger friends.

614
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:50,672
Aw! Joan, like, deserves it.

615
00:30:50,674 --> 00:30:52,208
How did they meet?

616
00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:54,644
Some dating site actually.

617
00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:57,713
I was pretty sure, like, she
would meet some duds at first,

618
00:30:57,715 --> 00:30:59,887
but she kinda hit the jackpot.

619
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:03,588
Good for her.

620
00:31:03,590 --> 00:31:05,758
Those are, like,
really in right now.

621
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,528
- Yeah.
- I should make a profile.

622
00:31:08,530 --> 00:31:09,829
Don't you have a boyfriend?

623
00:31:09,831 --> 00:31:13,466
I mean, we're not, like,
exclusive or whatever.

624
00:31:13,468 --> 00:31:14,936
Hmm. Right.

625
00:31:16,573 --> 00:31:18,372
How's your job search going?

626
00:31:18,374 --> 00:31:20,310
Or are you like even looking?

627
00:31:21,612 --> 00:31:23,612
Kind of. I don't know.

628
00:31:23,614 --> 00:31:26,850
I'm basically waiting around
for an email, so...

629
00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,718
Well, did you, like,
follow up with them?

630
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,653
Of course.

631
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,225
I literally wrote them
a letter by hand.

632
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,858
- Wow.
- Hmm.

633
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,363
But that was
two weeks ago, so...

634
00:31:37,365 --> 00:31:38,897
I don't know, I just
don't want to be annoying.

635
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:41,300
Danny, you need to take charge.

636
00:31:41,302 --> 00:31:43,270
Sheryl Sandberg says
it's important to, like,

637
00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:44,439
make yourself heard.

638
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,375
You working girl.

639
00:31:47,377 --> 00:31:48,509
I'll draft you an email.

640
00:31:48,511 --> 00:31:49,711
It's really okay.

641
00:31:49,713 --> 00:31:51,480
No, seriously, it's like
the least I can do.

642
00:31:51,482 --> 00:31:53,448
If I were you, I would die.

643
00:31:54,485 --> 00:31:56,552
Come on.

644
00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,362
I mean, it's a gay club.

645
00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:34,632
Why do straight girls have
to come in and ruin it?

646
00:32:34,634 --> 00:32:36,600
Girl, it's all about ratios.

647
00:32:36,602 --> 00:32:38,703
A straight guy's got a
better chance getting laid here

648
00:32:38,705 --> 00:32:40,305
than anywhere else.

649
00:32:40,307 --> 00:32:42,741
- Raiders are gross.
- Girl.

650
00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:43,980
No, I don't do tobacco.

651
00:32:45,479 --> 00:32:46,913
What about crack?

652
00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,885
- Hey.
- Hey.

653
00:32:50,887 --> 00:32:52,652
Can we go?

654
00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:54,723
Just... Just a few more minutes.

655
00:33:40,813 --> 00:33:42,980
Oh. Sorry.

656
00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:45,552
- Hey, I'm Danny.
- Tsk!

657
00:33:47,454 --> 00:33:48,921
Oh.

658
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,959
I like your profile.

659
00:33:52,994 --> 00:33:54,627
A masc for masc only.

660
00:33:54,629 --> 00:33:56,599
Oh. Okay.

661
00:33:57,834 --> 00:33:59,834
Hey, you looking
for a threesome?

662
00:33:59,836 --> 00:34:02,671
Not... particularly.

663
00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:03,974
Tease.

664
00:34:35,847 --> 00:34:37,149
Oh.

665
00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:39,919
Danny...

666
00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:42,752
I'd like you to meet Chester.

667
00:34:42,754 --> 00:34:44,989
- Hey.
- Hey, nice to meet you.

668
00:34:44,991 --> 00:34:46,990
Your mom's told me
a lot about you.

669
00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:48,227
Likewise.

670
00:34:48,229 --> 00:34:50,599
I mean, uh,
not a lot, but...

671
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:52,798
Yeah, hell with that.

672
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,034
I don't know
anything about you.

673
00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:56,168
In fact, who are you?
Are you related?

674
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,109
Depends on his mood actually.

675
00:35:00,543 --> 00:35:02,542
- Cute.
- Hmm.

676
00:35:02,544 --> 00:35:04,679
So, how was the city?

677
00:35:04,681 --> 00:35:06,551
Uh, fine. Not too memorable.

678
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,686
How's Tanya doing?

679
00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:12,989
Good. Um...

680
00:35:12,991 --> 00:35:14,824
Well, she's kind of a cunt.

681
00:35:14,826 --> 00:35:17,496
- Daniel!
- Sorry, she is.

682
00:35:17,498 --> 00:35:19,831
You just met him,
and you're saying that?

683
00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,268
Sorry. I am, like,
a feminist...

684
00:35:22,270 --> 00:35:23,268
Oh, it's fine.

685
00:35:23,270 --> 00:35:25,774
Sailor talk's a full notch
above small talk.

686
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,675
- Aargh.
- Aargh!

687
00:35:28,677 --> 00:35:30,947
Wait, I said sailors,
not pirates.

688
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:34,585
What?

689
00:35:36,786 --> 00:35:38,989
So what are you guys
doing today?

690
00:35:40,757 --> 00:35:41,860
I know...

691
00:36:11,195 --> 00:36:13,929
Oh! Whoa!

692
00:36:13,931 --> 00:36:15,698
Easy does it.

693
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,801
- All right.
- All right?

694
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:19,236
Is that funny, too?

695
00:36:19,238 --> 00:36:20,572
Oh!

696
00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:21,976
Oh, no!

697
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,252
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!

698
00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:35,289
- Sorry. Didn't mean to sneak up on you.
- Hi.

699
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,526
It's okay.

700
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:41,663
So, your mom says
you're quite the yogi.

701
00:36:41,665 --> 00:36:42,830
Mm-hmm.

702
00:36:42,832 --> 00:36:43,999
- Yeah?
- Hmm.

703
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,635
I tried yoga.

704
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,735
Once.

705
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,772
I could barely touch
my toes.

706
00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,040
Same. Yeah. When I started.

707
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,745
It was the same for me, too.

708
00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:03,856
Did you need something
in the kitchen?

709
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:05,391
No, I didn't, no.

710
00:37:05,393 --> 00:37:06,994
I... Yeah, I mean,
yes, I did.

711
00:37:06,996 --> 00:37:08,261
I... A towel.

712
00:37:08,263 --> 00:37:10,098
Oh, yeah, totally.

713
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,899
- Well, we keep...
- Oh, here.

714
00:37:11,901 --> 00:37:14,239
- Oh.
- Oh, sorry. No. This. Fine.

715
00:37:17,075 --> 00:37:19,642
Hi, boys.

716
00:37:19,644 --> 00:37:21,846
Hey.

717
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:24,315
We are thinking
about grilling later.

718
00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:26,651
You want to join us?

719
00:37:26,653 --> 00:37:28,121
Uh, actually, I have a date.

720
00:37:29,423 --> 00:37:30,988
- Really?
- Yeah.

721
00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:33,326
It's not a big deal.
I'm not that into him,

722
00:37:33,328 --> 00:37:34,797
but he's cute, so...

723
00:37:35,897 --> 00:37:37,197
Is he dark?

724
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,601
What?

725
00:37:39,768 --> 00:37:42,337
However you would say it.
Ethnic or...

726
00:37:42,339 --> 00:37:43,837
Mom.

727
00:37:43,839 --> 00:37:47,011
What? You date darker guys.

728
00:37:48,012 --> 00:37:49,711
Yeah, he's Filipino.

729
00:37:49,713 --> 00:37:51,147
See, you have a type.

730
00:37:51,149 --> 00:37:54,686
Okay, but I feel like having
a type is racist, okay?

731
00:37:55,822 --> 00:37:56,853
Anyway,

732
00:37:56,855 --> 00:37:58,658
I'm gonna go get ready.

733
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,830
Nice chat.

734
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,221
Hi. Um, it's under Wallace.
For two.

735
00:38:24,223 --> 00:38:25,489
Sorry, I'm late.

736
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:26,993
Is he here?

737
00:38:48,886 --> 00:38:51,085
- Hey.
- I hurt my foot.

738
00:38:51,087 --> 00:38:53,323
- What?
- I hurt my foot, so I can't come.

739
00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:54,427
Sorry.

740
00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:58,330
- Oh.
- That's S-R-Y.

741
00:39:00,265 --> 00:39:01,332
Right.

742
00:39:33,005 --> 00:39:35,438
Laura told me
you work in advertising.

743
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,175
How did you get into that?

744
00:39:37,177 --> 00:39:39,311
I graduated
with a degree in marketing.

745
00:39:39,313 --> 00:39:42,181
Started working for my father's
company right outta college.

746
00:39:42,183 --> 00:39:43,917
So that's how
you made the transition

747
00:39:43,919 --> 00:39:45,185
from school mascot.

748
00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:49,088
Ah.

749
00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:50,159
That's one thing
I was hoping...

750
00:39:52,395 --> 00:39:53,460
Oh, Danny.

751
00:39:53,462 --> 00:39:56,034
How did it go?

752
00:39:58,302 --> 00:39:59,471
It was good.

753
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:02,573
What's wrong?

754
00:40:02,575 --> 00:40:05,876
Nothing. No...
I'm just, I'm just tired.

755
00:40:05,878 --> 00:40:07,144
I'm fine.

756
00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:08,415
- I'm fine.
- Mom.

757
00:40:12,887 --> 00:40:14,256
We were watching a movie...

758
00:40:15,523 --> 00:40:17,292
Chester and I and...

759
00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:22,799
I...

760
00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:26,134
I mean, I was feeling...

761
00:40:26,136 --> 00:40:27,603
good...

762
00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:30,042
for the first time
in a long while.

763
00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:32,945
I mean, really good.

764
00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:35,382
And...

765
00:40:37,549 --> 00:40:39,519
I just started thinking
about Daddy,

766
00:40:40,987 --> 00:40:43,191
and I got so guilty.

767
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:47,028
I mean, that's his couch.

768
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:53,838
And Chester noticed and...

769
00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:57,972
He noticed that
I was acting weird,

770
00:40:57,974 --> 00:41:01,043
and I didn't know what to do

771
00:41:01,045 --> 00:41:02,448
and I panicked and...

772
00:41:04,249 --> 00:41:06,983
told him I was tired
and asked him to leave.

773
00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,219
What?

774
00:41:08,221 --> 00:41:11,324
I thought I was ready
to start dating again.

775
00:41:16,195 --> 00:41:19,535
You know I'll never love anyone
as much as Daddy.

776
00:41:20,634 --> 00:41:21,968
Right?

777
00:41:21,970 --> 00:41:23,173
I know.

778
00:41:28,245 --> 00:41:30,513
So, does this mean you don't
want to see Chester anymore?

779
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,219
I don't know.

780
00:41:36,254 --> 00:41:38,388
I mean, no.

781
00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:41,395
No, I'm just throwing myself
a little pity party.

782
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:45,464
Do you like him?

783
00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:47,102
Yes. Yeah.

784
00:41:49,003 --> 00:41:51,540
You know, it takes me a while
to warm up to anyone.

785
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,145
He's great.

786
00:41:56,412 --> 00:41:57,514
He is great.

787
00:41:59,247 --> 00:42:00,551
How was your date?

788
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,417
It was good.

789
00:42:03,419 --> 00:42:04,686
It was good.

790
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:05,990
Um...

791
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:09,057
He was nice.

792
00:42:09,059 --> 00:42:10,426
Ah!

793
00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:11,530
Nice.

794
00:42:14,634 --> 00:42:16,269
He paid, so...

795
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:20,006
Well, at least you went out.

796
00:42:20,008 --> 00:42:21,042
Yeah.

797
00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,480
How do you decide who pays?

798
00:42:25,681 --> 00:42:28,318
I don't know.
It's not really assumed.

799
00:42:29,753 --> 00:42:31,220
He offered, so...

800
00:42:32,254 --> 00:42:33,725
Interesting.

801
00:42:40,164 --> 00:42:41,333
Okay, Mom.

802
00:42:42,401 --> 00:42:44,034
I'm gonna hit the hay.

803
00:42:44,036 --> 00:42:45,339
I'll be up in a little bit.

804
00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,075
Sleeping in my room now,
remember?

805
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,307
I know.

806
00:42:50,309 --> 00:42:52,477
I was just saying.

807
00:42:52,479 --> 00:42:53,812
Good.

808
00:42:53,814 --> 00:42:55,249
Good.

809
00:43:40,637 --> 00:43:41,871
Yo.

810
00:43:41,873 --> 00:43:44,206
Hey, I was
wondering if maybe you could,

811
00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:46,609
um, send me the number of
that guy you were talking about.

812
00:43:46,611 --> 00:43:49,145
Feeling a little blocked.

813
00:43:49,147 --> 00:43:50,748
Uh, sorry, dude. Yeah.

814
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,518
My homie from school's
down the Shore, actually.

815
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,120
Oh.

816
00:43:55,122 --> 00:43:58,457
Um, but there's actually
this other kid I know about.

817
00:43:58,459 --> 00:44:01,795
Um, the only thing is
he's in high school.

818
00:44:01,797 --> 00:44:03,896
- Ah...
- Friends with my little bro.

819
00:44:03,898 --> 00:44:05,466
That's embarrassing.

820
00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:06,736
Yeah.

821
00:44:14,378 --> 00:44:15,447
That's Norman's house.

822
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:19,415
- Dude, my mom's here.
- What the fuck?

823
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:22,853
- Yeah. Sorry.
- Jesus, man. Fuckin'...

824
00:44:22,855 --> 00:44:24,258
Yeah.

825
00:44:28,529 --> 00:44:30,763
- Yo.
- Dude, what the fuck?

826
00:44:30,765 --> 00:44:32,698
My mom's here.
I'd to run 'round the back.

827
00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,237
Oh, shit.

828
00:44:35,538 --> 00:44:38,339
So, are, are we trying
to drive away or...

829
00:44:38,341 --> 00:44:41,241
No, man. It's totally chill.
I just don't want her watching.

830
00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:43,545
For sure.

831
00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,748
All right. Um, this is
my friend, Danny.

832
00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,783
Danny, what's up, man?

833
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,287
Boom! Brap, brap, brap!

834
00:44:52,725 --> 00:44:53,759
This guy's chill.

835
00:44:55,328 --> 00:44:57,396
So, how much you want?

836
00:44:57,398 --> 00:44:58,696
Oh, uh...

837
00:44:58,698 --> 00:45:01,200
I don't know. I was thinking
maybe you could just

838
00:45:01,202 --> 00:45:03,203
roll me, like, three joints.

839
00:45:03,205 --> 00:45:04,904
You want me
to roll you three joints?

840
00:45:04,906 --> 00:45:07,474
Yeah. I'm trying to cut back

841
00:45:07,476 --> 00:45:10,244
- and don't have a bong at home.
- That sucks, man.

842
00:45:10,246 --> 00:45:11,879
You could always make
an apple bong.

843
00:45:11,881 --> 00:45:14,882
And I'm not a child, so.

844
00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:16,751
I was kidding.

845
00:45:16,753 --> 00:45:19,655
I used to blaze like
that every day in seventh grade.

846
00:45:19,657 --> 00:45:22,859
Oh, do you have to, uh,
like, do that in here?

847
00:45:22,861 --> 00:45:24,864
My mom has this really
heightened sense of smell.

848
00:45:26,565 --> 00:45:28,501
Don't be such a pussy, dude.

849
00:45:29,703 --> 00:45:31,573
That's, like, kind of sexist.

850
00:45:34,242 --> 00:45:36,545
I love this guy.
"That's sexist."

851
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,682
So, how much?

852
00:45:41,350 --> 00:45:42,917
Forty bucks.

853
00:45:42,919 --> 00:45:44,484
Forty bucks for three joints?

854
00:45:44,486 --> 00:45:45,890
That's fair.

855
00:45:47,757 --> 00:45:49,393
I miss California.

856
00:45:52,796 --> 00:45:54,430
I'm gonna go ahead
and put that on the list

857
00:45:54,432 --> 00:45:56,333
of personal low points for me.

858
00:45:56,335 --> 00:45:58,301
Dude, I know.

859
00:45:58,303 --> 00:46:00,938
All the old dealers are
in rehab, but whatever.

860
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,706
This town's so fucking dry.

861
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,777
How old is that kid?

862
00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:06,411
Fifteen, I think.

863
00:46:06,413 --> 00:46:07,682
Jesus.

864
00:46:08,850 --> 00:46:11,717
You wanna get some food
or something?

865
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,821
Fine. I could actually go
for some diner food.

866
00:46:14,823 --> 00:46:17,524
How many times
can I be high at the diner?

867
00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:18,960
Oh, so is that a no?

868
00:46:18,962 --> 00:46:20,695
- No. I'm down.
- Perf...

869
00:46:22,766 --> 00:46:25,468
Oh, fuck. That producer.

870
00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:26,903
Producer?

871
00:46:26,905 --> 00:46:28,471
Oh, that show.

872
00:46:28,473 --> 00:46:30,376
Oh, what does it say?

873
00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:19,066
These are due
in about two weeks,

874
00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,369
and you can just leave that
in the box outside.

875
00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:23,040
It's usually easier
than talking to people.

876
00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,881
- Hey.
- Find everything okay?

877
00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,451
Yeah, thanks.

878
00:47:53,809 --> 00:47:54,946
Oh, wow.

879
00:47:55,946 --> 00:47:58,415
- Thank you.
- Oh, of course.

880
00:47:59,617 --> 00:48:01,117
I can tell you're so special.

881
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:02,986
Really?

882
00:48:02,988 --> 00:48:05,589
Yes, you deserve to be happy.

883
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,594
- Rich.
- Thank you.

884
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,928
You should have got
that TV job?

885
00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,466
- Right?
- You're so qualified.

886
00:48:14,468 --> 00:48:15,935
Come to Los Angeles with me.

887
00:48:15,937 --> 00:48:18,671
I'll give you all the money
that you need

888
00:48:18,673 --> 00:48:20,173
to make your dreams come true.

889
00:48:20,175 --> 00:48:21,842
That's...

890
00:48:21,844 --> 00:48:23,177
Thank you.

891
00:48:23,179 --> 00:48:25,946
But now, lean back.

892
00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:28,883
Let me give you
the best blowjob of your life.

893
00:48:28,885 --> 00:48:30,755
I mean, okay.

894
00:48:33,559 --> 00:48:34,961
Sorry.

895
00:48:37,129 --> 00:48:38,963
Is everything all right?

896
00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:40,197
You seem a little off today.

897
00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:42,166
- I do?
- Yeah.

898
00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:44,736
- I quit.
- What?

899
00:48:44,738 --> 00:48:48,107
Oh, did you get that TV job?
Oh, that's great.

900
00:48:48,109 --> 00:48:50,009
Your mom was telling me
how much you wanted that...

901
00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:52,011
No, I didn't get the TV job.

902
00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,981
Oh, I'm sorry.

903
00:48:53,983 --> 00:48:56,050
Don't be. I'm moving back
to California.

904
00:48:56,052 --> 00:48:57,188
You are?

905
00:48:58,254 --> 00:49:00,121
Yeah.

906
00:49:00,123 --> 00:49:01,159
Yes.

907
00:49:02,659 --> 00:49:04,593
Hey, this is Danny.

908
00:49:04,595 --> 00:49:06,095
I don't know why I'm leaving
a voice mail,

909
00:49:06,097 --> 00:49:08,498
but, um, I have, like,
a pretty crazy idea

910
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,100
so call me back.

911
00:49:16,176 --> 00:49:17,977
Danny, can I come in?

912
00:49:17,979 --> 00:49:19,544
One minute.

913
00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:31,293
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm going right back to work.

914
00:49:31,295 --> 00:49:33,061
I just wanted to check in.

915
00:49:33,063 --> 00:49:35,130
Uh-huh?

916
00:49:35,132 --> 00:49:39,702
Um, I patched things up
with Chester.

917
00:49:39,704 --> 00:49:42,572
I explained why I was
so weird the other night,

918
00:49:42,574 --> 00:49:47,012
and... he said he's always here
if I need to talk.

919
00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:48,216
That's sweet.

920
00:49:50,551 --> 00:49:52,250
Why's that window open?

921
00:49:52,252 --> 00:49:53,953
It's a nice day.

922
00:49:53,955 --> 00:49:55,555
It's hot,

923
00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:57,257
and you're burning candles?

924
00:49:57,259 --> 00:49:59,997
Mom, so this show
in New York's been staffed.

925
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:02,763
Oh, honey.

926
00:50:02,765 --> 00:50:04,266
No, it's fine. It's fine.

927
00:50:04,268 --> 00:50:07,570
Um, because...

928
00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:10,009
I think I'm gonna go back
to LA actually.

929
00:50:11,943 --> 00:50:13,878
- You are?
- Yeah.

930
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,681
I mean, I've been getting
so anxious

931
00:50:16,683 --> 00:50:18,984
to get back there,
and there's...

932
00:50:18,986 --> 00:50:21,055
I mean, nothing here
for me so...

933
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,826
I mean, you're here, but...

934
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:28,095
Right. Right.

935
00:50:28,097 --> 00:50:30,731
And I've been looking
into couch-surfing

936
00:50:30,733 --> 00:50:33,571
because I'm gonna be
road-tripping with Khris.

937
00:50:35,105 --> 00:50:36,705
Oh, I see.

938
00:50:36,707 --> 00:50:39,608
Yeah, I mean,
he's totally down,

939
00:50:39,610 --> 00:50:41,276
and he's unemployed, too, so...

940
00:50:41,278 --> 00:50:42,582
Hmm.

941
00:50:44,015 --> 00:50:45,616
In whose car?

942
00:50:45,618 --> 00:50:48,052
My car.
So I can have it out there.

943
00:50:48,054 --> 00:50:50,021
That's my car.

944
00:50:50,023 --> 00:50:52,057
Mom, it was my car
when I lived there,

945
00:50:52,059 --> 00:50:53,225
and you need a car in LA.

946
00:50:53,227 --> 00:50:54,859
Well, you can ask, you know.

947
00:50:54,861 --> 00:50:56,361
Okay, can I have it?

948
00:50:56,363 --> 00:50:59,366
Well, actually, I was thinking
about selling it.

949
00:50:59,368 --> 00:51:00,967
Well, when were you
gonna tell me that?

950
00:51:05,774 --> 00:51:08,110
If you think this is
the best thing to do,

951
00:51:08,112 --> 00:51:09,347
then I support you.

952
00:51:10,681 --> 00:51:11,784
Always.

953
00:51:12,883 --> 00:51:14,182
Thanks.

954
00:51:14,184 --> 00:51:16,152
I mean emotionally.

955
00:51:16,154 --> 00:51:17,888
I can't help you out there.

956
00:51:17,890 --> 00:51:20,892
It's... It's too expensive. I...

957
00:51:20,894 --> 00:51:22,263
I know, Mom.

958
00:51:23,329 --> 00:51:25,363
Do you even have
a place to stay?

959
00:51:25,365 --> 00:51:27,299
Yes, with Patricia,
like we discussed.

960
00:51:27,301 --> 00:51:29,035
- Patricia?
- My college roommate.

961
00:51:29,037 --> 00:51:30,606
Oh. Right. Sorry.

962
00:51:32,106 --> 00:51:34,106
I'm gonna stay with her family

963
00:51:34,108 --> 00:51:35,845
for a little bit
until we find a place.

964
00:51:37,714 --> 00:51:39,846
Do you even have a job
out in California?

965
00:51:39,848 --> 00:51:41,449
- No.
- Danny!

966
00:51:41,451 --> 00:51:43,818
Mom, can you stop
pressuring me, okay.

967
00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:45,220
I'm doing it enough myself.

968
00:51:45,222 --> 00:51:47,223
I'll freelance,
I'll drive a fucking Uber.

969
00:51:47,225 --> 00:51:49,158
I don't care. Okay?

970
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,395
I have to go.
I am suffocating here.

971
00:51:52,397 --> 00:51:53,799
I know.

972
00:51:54,968 --> 00:51:57,202
I'm just gonna miss you.

973
00:51:57,204 --> 00:51:59,906
Well, you can always move
out there with me.

974
00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,210
There's a thought.

975
00:52:03,444 --> 00:52:06,146
There better be no pot
on this trip, Daniel.

976
00:52:06,148 --> 00:52:08,481
No pit stops in Colorado.

977
00:52:08,483 --> 00:52:11,152
Mom, no.

978
00:52:11,154 --> 00:52:12,286
Of course not.

979
00:53:58,482 --> 00:53:59,552
Where is your mother?

980
00:54:02,154 --> 00:54:03,521
Joanie?

981
00:54:03,523 --> 00:54:05,894
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

982
00:54:08,461 --> 00:54:11,563
So, I'm on, um...

983
00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:12,866
one of those dating sites.

984
00:54:12,868 --> 00:54:14,167
Looking around
at the dating sites.

985
00:54:14,169 --> 00:54:15,635
- For your mom.
- Right.

986
00:54:15,637 --> 00:54:18,037
Kind of and, um...

987
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:20,475
I see a... profile,

988
00:54:20,477 --> 00:54:23,479
and it looks familiar,
but it's fuzzy.

989
00:54:23,481 --> 00:54:24,583
And so...

990
00:54:26,985 --> 00:54:30,120
I click on it, and, uh...

991
00:54:30,122 --> 00:54:31,290
it's Jeff.

992
00:54:32,491 --> 00:54:34,157
And I'm not surprised

993
00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:36,260
because he's a fucking asshole

994
00:54:36,262 --> 00:54:38,529
and a pathological liar.

995
00:54:40,267 --> 00:54:42,534
Do you have any idea
how many men have asked me out

996
00:54:42,536 --> 00:54:44,237
and hit on me over the years?

997
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,241
Just guess.

998
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:47,908
- Guess.
- Um...

999
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,343
Say a number.

1000
00:54:49,345 --> 00:54:50,544
Fifteen.

1001
00:54:50,546 --> 00:54:52,114
A lot have.

1002
00:54:52,116 --> 00:54:55,150
And I, you know, of course
I never slept with them

1003
00:54:55,152 --> 00:54:58,620
because one of us
is a decent human being.

1004
00:54:58,622 --> 00:55:00,059
- Right?
- Totally.

1005
00:55:01,293 --> 00:55:03,092
And then you get fucked

1006
00:55:03,094 --> 00:55:05,429
'cause he's a liar,
and people don't change.

1007
00:55:05,431 --> 00:55:07,131
I knew that.

1008
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:09,434
Yeah, people don't change.

1009
00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:11,440
Lisa, everything okay?

1010
00:55:14,442 --> 00:55:16,943
- Jeff's cheating on her.
- Oh, my God.

1011
00:55:16,945 --> 00:55:18,311
I know.

1012
00:55:18,313 --> 00:55:19,512
I gotta go.

1013
00:55:19,514 --> 00:55:21,316
I'm planning
things with Khris?

1014
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,384
- Oh, okay.
- Good luck.

1015
00:55:23,386 --> 00:55:24,388
Yeah.

1016
00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:31,528
Actually, we could do the
trip in, like, four or five days max.

1017
00:55:31,530 --> 00:55:33,629
Sounds dope.

1018
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,733
And, like, I think
we could just drive

1019
00:55:35,735 --> 00:55:38,101
straight to the middle states,
you know.

1020
00:55:38,103 --> 00:55:40,037
I mean, I've been
to Kansas before,

1021
00:55:40,039 --> 00:55:42,473
and I don't really know what it
has to offer other than, like,

1022
00:55:42,475 --> 00:55:44,109
farmland and windmills.

1023
00:55:44,111 --> 00:55:45,645
I wanna see red rocks.

1024
00:55:45,647 --> 00:55:49,081
Colorado's the spot. We got
to crash there for a few days.

1025
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:50,383
Yeah.

1026
00:55:50,385 --> 00:55:52,154
I've got
a few homies there, so...

1027
00:55:53,488 --> 00:55:54,658
You want a beer?

1028
00:55:56,259 --> 00:55:57,692
- Or wine?
- That.

1029
00:55:57,694 --> 00:55:59,362
Yeah. What, red or...

1030
00:55:59,364 --> 00:56:01,329
- Ideally, yeah.
- Yeah?

1031
00:56:01,331 --> 00:56:03,099
Actually, I could have a beer.

1032
00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:04,401
Yeah?

1033
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,502
I mean, you have a lemon?

1034
00:56:07,372 --> 00:56:10,173
I'm kidding.

1035
00:56:10,175 --> 00:56:13,244
Oh, that's probably the dudes.

1036
00:56:13,246 --> 00:56:14,449
The dudes?

1037
00:56:15,548 --> 00:56:17,017
- Yo, what's up?
- Yo!

1038
00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:23,457
Sorry, what are you guys
doing these days?

1039
00:56:23,459 --> 00:56:26,193
I hate this question,
but I literally have no idea.

1040
00:56:26,195 --> 00:56:28,063
Yeah, just working.

1041
00:56:28,065 --> 00:56:29,130
Really?

1042
00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:32,099
Yeah, I'm an analyst in iBank.

1043
00:56:32,101 --> 00:56:33,503
That's cool.

1044
00:56:33,505 --> 00:56:36,138
Yeah, I'm training.
I just started this week.

1045
00:56:36,140 --> 00:56:37,206
Congrats.

1046
00:56:38,411 --> 00:56:39,509
Danny, what do you do?

1047
00:56:39,511 --> 00:56:41,448
Oh, just some film stuff.

1048
00:56:45,284 --> 00:56:47,352
Uh, recently,
I just applied to this,

1049
00:56:47,354 --> 00:56:48,654
this TV job in the city,

1050
00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,422
but it didn't really
work out, so...

1051
00:56:50,424 --> 00:56:51,757
I'm commuting there now.

1052
00:56:51,759 --> 00:56:54,360
- It sucks.
- Oh, man. Don't get me started.

1053
00:56:54,362 --> 00:56:57,832
Yeah, but I can't afford to pay rent in the
city yet. The rent's fucking ridiculous.

1054
00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:00,368
Yeah, but it's such a long
drive, that's like a four-hour trek.

1055
00:57:00,370 --> 00:57:02,206
Yeah, long like my dick.

1056
00:57:08,446 --> 00:57:10,613
Can't believe all you guys
have jobs now.

1057
00:57:10,615 --> 00:57:12,215
Yeah, it's...

1058
00:57:12,217 --> 00:57:13,750
it's kinda what happens
after college, right?

1059
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,155
Yeah, but I mean, like,

1060
00:57:17,157 --> 00:57:18,289
I don't have a job,

1061
00:57:18,291 --> 00:57:20,360
and you guys were all slackers
in high school, so...

1062
00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:30,304
Danny and I actually
are going on a road trip.

1063
00:57:30,306 --> 00:57:31,605
Oh, no shit. Where to?

1064
00:57:31,607 --> 00:57:33,308
L-fucking-A.

1065
00:57:33,310 --> 00:57:35,211
- Dude, that's sick.
- Right?

1066
00:57:35,213 --> 00:57:36,744
I just got back
from a road trip myself.

1067
00:57:36,746 --> 00:57:38,179
Oh, yeah? From?

1068
00:57:38,181 --> 00:57:39,683
Yeah, I hit up
all the national parks.

1069
00:57:39,685 --> 00:57:41,384
My dad and me,
we started down south

1070
00:57:41,386 --> 00:57:42,718
and then went all the way
up to Wyoming.

1071
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,188
- We hiked, like, every day.
- That's sweet.

1072
00:57:45,190 --> 00:57:46,659
It really gave me
some perspective.

1073
00:57:58,907 --> 00:58:01,077
You are making an ass
out of yourself.

1074
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:03,546
You need to just go home.

1075
00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:08,286
So, just go out there,
say you need to go.

1076
00:58:09,387 --> 00:58:10,488
And go.

1077
00:58:28,242 --> 00:58:29,476
Oh, they went to a party.

1078
00:58:29,478 --> 00:58:31,378
I just felt like staying in.

1079
00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:32,446
If that's cool with you?

1080
00:58:32,448 --> 00:58:34,350
Yeah. For sure.

1081
00:58:35,484 --> 00:58:36,616
I think my parents fell asleep.

1082
00:58:36,618 --> 00:58:38,288
You wanna smoke
in the hot tub?

1083
00:58:39,456 --> 00:58:40,658
Yeah.

1084
00:58:44,930 --> 00:58:47,965
So, have you ever been
to Los Angeles?

1085
00:58:47,967 --> 00:58:49,567
Once.

1086
00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:52,637
I saw most of Hollywood,

1087
00:58:52,639 --> 00:58:54,206
the pier.

1088
00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:55,376
It was cool.

1089
00:58:56,910 --> 00:59:01,314
I just... I don't really know
if I could live there.

1090
00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:02,548
You know?

1091
00:59:02,550 --> 00:59:04,517
Yeah, there are so many
different neighborhoods.

1092
00:59:04,519 --> 00:59:06,656
It's hard to, like, get a feel
for it or whatever.

1093
00:59:07,957 --> 00:59:09,857
But we have to go
to Los Feliz.

1094
00:59:09,859 --> 00:59:12,327
There are so many
good brunch places

1095
00:59:12,329 --> 00:59:13,728
and so many good stores.

1096
00:59:13,730 --> 00:59:15,598
And then there's
the fiesta and...

1097
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,468
Ahh! I'm getting so excited.

1098
00:59:18,470 --> 00:59:19,569
Sorry.

1099
00:59:19,571 --> 00:59:21,905
Yeah. No. Do not be sorry.

1100
00:59:21,907 --> 00:59:24,242
We're gonna remember
this trip for, like...

1101
00:59:24,244 --> 00:59:25,910
the rest of our lives.

1102
00:59:25,912 --> 00:59:27,678
You know that, right?

1103
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,382
Like that time that we
road-tripped across the country.

1104
00:59:30,384 --> 00:59:31,884
Right.

1105
00:59:31,886 --> 00:59:33,920
And I'm gonna stop smoking
when I get there.

1106
00:59:33,922 --> 00:59:36,990
I'm just gonna follow the dream.

1107
00:59:36,992 --> 00:59:39,292
We don't have to smoke
right now if you don't want to.

1108
00:59:39,294 --> 00:59:40,694
Oh, God, no.
We're in New Jersey.

1109
00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:41,862
What else is there to do?

1110
00:59:41,864 --> 00:59:42,966
Seriously.

1111
00:59:44,302 --> 00:59:46,535
You never really smoked
in high school.

1112
00:59:46,537 --> 00:59:48,674
Or drank, now that
I think of it.

1113
00:59:50,408 --> 00:59:52,609
Yeah, it's because
I was usually

1114
00:59:52,611 --> 00:59:54,612
pretty worried that I would
come out or something,

1115
00:59:54,614 --> 00:59:57,481
or I would say something,
like, super gay.

1116
00:59:57,483 --> 00:59:59,484
But it was never really
because I was above it

1117
00:59:59,486 --> 01:00:00,622
or whatever.

1118
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:06,425
Wait, was it hard, like,
being in the closet for so long?

1119
01:00:06,427 --> 01:00:08,999
Uh... no. I mean...

1120
01:00:10,365 --> 01:00:12,501
not really.
I was always pretty secure.

1121
01:00:14,004 --> 01:00:16,771
Okay, that's not totally true.

1122
01:00:16,773 --> 01:00:19,309
I mean, middle school was hard.

1123
01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:21,843
But that's because everyone's
the worst in middle school.

1124
01:00:21,845 --> 01:00:23,380
I was the worst.

1125
01:00:23,382 --> 01:00:25,449
I fucking hated my braces, man.

1126
01:00:25,451 --> 01:00:27,083
And I wore so much Hollister.

1127
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:29,854
Uhh! So much Hollister.

1128
01:00:29,856 --> 01:00:33,792
And the girls, the girls were
such bitches in middle school.

1129
01:00:33,794 --> 01:00:36,928
God, can you imagine
being that age right now

1130
01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,900
with Instagram and Snapchat
and all that shit.

1131
01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:42,370
I mean, they're literally
competing for likes.

1132
01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:45,073
Yeah, but I bet the guys get
so many nudes now.

1133
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,443
I would have loved that.

1134
01:00:47,445 --> 01:00:49,344
You were such a bur.

1135
01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,015
Yo, still am.

1136
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,517
Yo, hold up. It's hot.

1137
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,622
Take it.

1138
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,456
Oh, fuck.

1139
01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:26,656
Whew!

1140
01:01:26,658 --> 01:01:28,094
Yeah.

1141
01:01:29,495 --> 01:01:33,597
Uh, where are you working out,
by the way?

1142
01:01:33,599 --> 01:01:36,067
I'm sorry, I've just been trying
to look for a place to go to

1143
01:01:36,069 --> 01:01:37,403
while I'm here...

1144
01:01:37,405 --> 01:01:39,739
No, man, you're fine.
You're fine.

1145
01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:43,442
I really do gotta hit
up the gym again though soon.

1146
01:01:43,444 --> 01:01:46,080
I've been such
a lazy fucker lately.

1147
01:01:46,082 --> 01:01:48,149
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1148
01:01:48,151 --> 01:01:51,753
Really? I mean, it kinda looks
like you do, so...

1149
01:01:53,556 --> 01:01:55,457
Well, good, that's a relief

1150
01:01:55,459 --> 01:01:56,894
'cause all I fucking do is eat.

1151
01:01:58,095 --> 01:02:00,897
Like, thank God
for my metabolism, right?

1152
01:02:00,899 --> 01:02:03,802
Yeah, well,
it will never be faster, so...

1153
01:02:05,070 --> 01:02:06,671
Here. Sorry.

1154
01:02:06,673 --> 01:02:08,473
- Oh, shit. Danny.
- Fuck. Sorry.

1155
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:09,641
- Fuck.
- Don't worry about it.

1156
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,544
It's fine. Don't even worry...

1157
01:02:11,546 --> 01:02:12,547
Whoa!

1158
01:02:13,815 --> 01:02:14,847
Whoa, dude.

1159
01:02:14,849 --> 01:02:15,817
What?

1160
01:02:17,186 --> 01:02:18,522
Danny.

1161
01:02:19,656 --> 01:02:21,555
No.

1162
01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:23,026
- I'm not gay, man.
- No, I know.

1163
01:02:24,527 --> 01:02:26,661
I... Of course I know.

1164
01:02:26,663 --> 01:02:28,032
- Sorry.
- Danny.

1165
01:02:29,234 --> 01:02:30,600
I thought
we were friends, right?

1166
01:02:30,602 --> 01:02:31,704
No, we are.

1167
01:02:33,105 --> 01:02:35,105
We are friends.

1168
01:02:35,107 --> 01:02:36,206
Dude...

1169
01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:38,242
Dude, Danny.

1170
01:02:38,244 --> 01:02:39,613
I'm sorry.

1171
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,486
Maybe I should go.

1172
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:49,825
Yeah.

1173
01:02:55,598 --> 01:02:57,066
I'm really sorry. I...

1174
01:02:57,068 --> 01:02:58,967
I don't know why I did that.

1175
01:02:58,969 --> 01:03:00,168
I mean,

1176
01:03:00,170 --> 01:03:02,205
I fucking hate gay guys
that do that shit

1177
01:03:02,207 --> 01:03:03,540
and now I'm one of them,

1178
01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:06,143
and I don't even like you. So...

1179
01:03:06,145 --> 01:03:08,646
I mean, I like you, but I don't,
like, like you like that.

1180
01:03:08,648 --> 01:03:09,914
And...

1181
01:03:09,916 --> 01:03:12,618
These pants are
so fucking tight.

1182
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,855
So...

1183
01:03:15,222 --> 01:03:17,090
Fuck!

1184
01:03:17,092 --> 01:03:18,824
Umm...

1185
01:03:18,826 --> 01:03:20,627
Yeah. Sorry.

1186
01:03:20,629 --> 01:03:22,930
- Are you... Are you... Can you drive?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1187
01:03:22,932 --> 01:03:24,100
Yeah.

1188
01:03:55,772 --> 01:03:58,107
Danny? Oh, sorry. I...

1189
01:04:00,344 --> 01:04:01,842
What?

1190
01:04:01,844 --> 01:04:04,180
I just got off the phone
with Chester.

1191
01:04:04,182 --> 01:04:05,251
Guess what?

1192
01:04:06,584 --> 01:04:08,554
We said those
three little words.

1193
01:04:09,589 --> 01:04:10,724
"I love you."

1194
01:04:12,959 --> 01:04:15,093
I, of course, wish it wasn't
over the phone,

1195
01:04:15,095 --> 01:04:17,663
but I called him after Lisa left

1196
01:04:17,665 --> 01:04:21,100
and we got to talking,
and it just sort of happened.

1197
01:04:21,102 --> 01:04:22,735
Can you believe it?

1198
01:04:22,737 --> 01:04:24,006
I'm in love.

1199
01:04:26,175 --> 01:04:29,109
You don't look very happy.

1200
01:04:29,111 --> 01:04:30,745
Uh...

1201
01:04:30,747 --> 01:04:32,648
I mean...

1202
01:04:32,650 --> 01:04:34,653
you just met this guy.

1203
01:04:35,786 --> 01:04:37,223
We've been dating
for over a month.

1204
01:04:38,290 --> 01:04:39,292
Exactly.

1205
01:04:42,695 --> 01:04:44,661
I mean, I'm happy for you,

1206
01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:46,865
but...

1207
01:04:46,867 --> 01:04:49,704
don't you just think that
this is just a little naive.

1208
01:04:50,903 --> 01:04:51,973
Excuse me?

1209
01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:53,873
I don't know, Mom.

1210
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:56,676
I think that you probably
just forgot

1211
01:04:56,678 --> 01:04:58,345
what it's like to have
butterflies in your stomach,

1212
01:04:58,347 --> 01:05:00,013
and you're mistaking that
for love.

1213
01:05:00,015 --> 01:05:02,717
Don't condescend, Daniel.
I hate when you do that.

1214
01:05:02,719 --> 01:05:04,819
I'm not condescending.
I'm looking out for you.

1215
01:05:04,821 --> 01:05:05,988
I don't want you to get hurt.

1216
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:08,124
Okay? Puppy love
is one thing, Mom.

1217
01:05:08,126 --> 01:05:10,226
"Love" love is something
completely different.

1218
01:05:10,228 --> 01:05:11,294
I know that.

1219
01:05:11,296 --> 01:05:13,230
Maybe you would, too,

1220
01:05:13,232 --> 01:05:15,700
if you got off your high horse
and gave someone a chance.

1221
01:05:15,702 --> 01:05:17,367
Oh, okay.

1222
01:05:17,369 --> 01:05:19,871
Sure, let me just pick
from the plethora

1223
01:05:19,873 --> 01:05:21,977
of gay men that exist
in this town.

1224
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,410
I didn't go to my prom, Mom.

1225
01:05:24,412 --> 01:05:25,844
Oh, don't make this
a gay thing.

1226
01:05:25,846 --> 01:05:26,913
"A gay thing?"

1227
01:05:26,915 --> 01:05:28,784
You always make it
a gay thing.

1228
01:05:29,952 --> 01:05:31,852
You are so lucky

1229
01:05:31,854 --> 01:05:33,821
that it is so black and white
for you.

1230
01:05:33,823 --> 01:05:36,291
Oh, you think it's easy
dating at 50?

1231
01:05:36,293 --> 01:05:37,326
Are you kidding me?

1232
01:05:37,328 --> 01:05:41,097
It has been so easy for you
this entire time.

1233
01:05:41,099 --> 01:05:44,268
It's easy
for every straight person.

1234
01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:46,103
He buys you dinner,
and then you put out.

1235
01:05:46,105 --> 01:05:49,874
And I know that I'm white
and I'm privileged and blessed,

1236
01:05:49,876 --> 01:05:52,010
but sometimes I want to put out.

1237
01:05:52,012 --> 01:05:53,046
I don't put out.

1238
01:05:54,047 --> 01:05:55,980
And sometimes I pay.

1239
01:05:55,982 --> 01:05:57,949
And we haven't even had sex yet.

1240
01:05:57,951 --> 01:06:00,352
And you're saying I love you?

1241
01:06:00,354 --> 01:06:03,123
Mom. Eww!

1242
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:04,725
You're fucking delusional.

1243
01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:06,663
Why can't you just admit
that you're gonna be alone?

1244
01:06:14,939 --> 01:06:16,041
Sorry.

1245
01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:19,242
What's the matter
with you, Danny?

1246
01:06:19,244 --> 01:06:22,012
Are you high... right now?

1247
01:06:22,014 --> 01:06:23,080
Drunk?

1248
01:06:23,082 --> 01:06:24,816
I had a drink.

1249
01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:26,383
Did you drive?

1250
01:06:26,385 --> 01:06:27,822
I'm 23.

1251
01:06:29,857 --> 01:06:31,025
Come here.

1252
01:06:32,927 --> 01:06:34,327
You are high.

1253
01:06:34,329 --> 01:06:36,195
You could have killed yourself.

1254
01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:38,702
Or worse, someone innocent.

1255
01:06:40,536 --> 01:06:42,838
What is wrong with you?

1256
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:44,273
Where's your stash?

1257
01:06:44,275 --> 01:06:45,907
Whatever the fuck you call it.

1258
01:06:45,909 --> 01:06:47,143
Where's the pot?

1259
01:06:47,145 --> 01:06:48,944
- I don't have any pot.
- Where is it? Oh!

1260
01:06:52,351 --> 01:06:53,353
Yeah.

1261
01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:57,357
You know, I may be...

1262
01:06:58,792 --> 01:06:59,894
delusional...

1263
01:07:01,061 --> 01:07:03,232
but at least I'm fucking trying.

1264
01:07:55,228 --> 01:07:56,496
What?

1265
01:08:02,169 --> 01:08:04,603
You want a bag or are you
just enjoying the smell?

1266
01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:05,940
Oh.

1267
01:08:07,408 --> 01:08:09,012
- It's an empty bag.
- All right.

1268
01:08:10,912 --> 01:08:12,880
I think that's yours, too.

1269
01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:14,384
Oh, God.

1270
01:08:16,018 --> 01:08:17,354
Ugh. I hate that part.

1271
01:08:18,522 --> 01:08:20,422
It's sick.

1272
01:08:20,424 --> 01:08:22,157
- Really.
- You know what I do?

1273
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:24,363
I just fling it
into the woods after.

1274
01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:27,098
- You what?
- Yeah, no, I don't want it

1275
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:28,598
stinking up my garage.

1276
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,601
So, I just... I make sure
no one's looking,

1277
01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:33,173
and I just fucking fling it
into the woods.

1278
01:08:34,307 --> 01:08:35,907
All right, well,
close your eyes.

1279
01:08:35,909 --> 01:08:37,342
Oh. No. Okay, they're closed.

1280
01:08:38,679 --> 01:08:41,346
Whoa! Happy New Year! Opa!

1281
01:08:41,348 --> 01:08:42,682
Well, you know...

1282
01:08:42,684 --> 01:08:44,184
Doesn't that feel good?

1283
01:08:44,186 --> 01:08:46,388
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1284
01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:49,624
Well, you seem like
you're doing much better.

1285
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,161
Yeah, yeah. No, I am.
It's okay.

1286
01:08:52,163 --> 01:08:53,232
You know, I, um...

1287
01:08:54,298 --> 01:08:55,499
I...

1288
01:08:56,936 --> 01:08:58,568
I kicked him out.

1289
01:08:58,570 --> 01:09:00,570
You know,
for real this time. Yeah.

1290
01:09:00,572 --> 01:09:02,373
- Good for you.
- Yeah.

1291
01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,708
He keeps leaving shit
on my porch.

1292
01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:06,477
- Hmm.
- I mean, not like poop shit,

1293
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:08,049
but like, you know...

1294
01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:11,151
flowers and...

1295
01:09:11,153 --> 01:09:13,452
cards and pastries,

1296
01:09:13,454 --> 01:09:16,957
and I just fucking fling them
into the woods.

1297
01:09:16,959 --> 01:09:18,392
- Yeah.
- Except the pastries.

1298
01:09:18,394 --> 01:09:21,128
Yeah, gotta keep those.
Those are good.

1299
01:09:21,130 --> 01:09:23,564
What about you? Weren't you
seeing that fella, Khris?

1300
01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:25,301
Oh, uh...

1301
01:09:25,303 --> 01:09:27,035
turns out he's straight.

1302
01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,572
Oh, fuck, I hate straight men.

1303
01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:30,974
- Hate 'em.
- Me too.

1304
01:09:30,976 --> 01:09:33,177
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

1305
01:09:33,179 --> 01:09:35,179
We were gonna go
on a road trip to LA,

1306
01:09:35,181 --> 01:09:36,982
and then I jumped his bones,

1307
01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:39,050
and he really wasn't
into it, so...

1308
01:09:39,052 --> 01:09:41,086
Oh.

1309
01:09:41,088 --> 01:09:43,057
So, what have they got there
that they don't have here?

1310
01:09:44,526 --> 01:09:46,193
I don't know.

1311
01:09:46,195 --> 01:09:47,627
The industry.

1312
01:09:47,629 --> 01:09:49,396
Other gay people.

1313
01:09:49,398 --> 01:09:50,565
We have gay people.

1314
01:09:50,567 --> 01:09:52,600
We have lots...
Hey, gay people!

1315
01:09:52,602 --> 01:09:54,102
Come out!

1316
01:09:54,104 --> 01:09:56,040
I have someone
I want you to meet.

1317
01:09:57,173 --> 01:09:59,742
- They're in all the basements.
- Yeah.

1318
01:09:59,744 --> 01:10:02,344
And what do you do
in the industry?

1319
01:10:02,346 --> 01:10:04,247
I write. I wanna...
I wanna write movies.

1320
01:10:04,249 --> 01:10:05,349
- Oh.
- Make movies.

1321
01:10:05,351 --> 01:10:08,186
- Yeah.
- And you can't do that here?

1322
01:10:08,188 --> 01:10:10,788
Well, I gave it a shot, and it
didn't really work out, so...

1323
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:11,992
Oh.

1324
01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:14,362
Bad writing?

1325
01:10:17,232 --> 01:10:20,466
I guess I'm just
not really disciplined here.

1326
01:10:20,468 --> 01:10:21,567
I'm sorry.

1327
01:10:21,569 --> 01:10:23,371
You think
you could be disciplined,

1328
01:10:23,373 --> 01:10:25,273
like, homeless
on Hollywood Boulevard

1329
01:10:25,275 --> 01:10:26,707
having to pay
for everything yourself?

1330
01:10:26,709 --> 01:10:28,676
It's not gonna change.

1331
01:10:28,678 --> 01:10:30,479
I mean, get your shit
together here.

1332
01:10:30,481 --> 01:10:32,816
You got a roof over your head,
you got free food...

1333
01:10:32,818 --> 01:10:35,151
good food...
you got a fucking car.

1334
01:10:35,153 --> 01:10:37,187
You gotta just follow
your dream, right?

1335
01:10:37,189 --> 01:10:38,555
You're only 23 once.

1336
01:10:38,557 --> 01:10:40,657
Thank God.

1337
01:10:40,659 --> 01:10:43,295
I mean, don't ask me.
I'm the wrong one to ask.

1338
01:10:43,297 --> 01:10:45,797
If I could have done
what I wanted at 23,

1339
01:10:45,799 --> 01:10:47,268
really, my passion...

1340
01:10:48,602 --> 01:10:51,172
You gotta think about it.

1341
01:10:51,174 --> 01:10:53,507
And, you know, I know
your mom would be thrilled.

1342
01:10:53,509 --> 01:10:55,078
She loves you around.

1343
01:10:56,113 --> 01:10:57,148
Yeah.

1344
01:11:29,119 --> 01:11:30,188
Hello.

1345
01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:32,456
What's all this?

1346
01:11:36,193 --> 01:11:39,398
So, I know that this doesn't
make up for anything,

1347
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:44,504
but... made
your favorite chicken.

1348
01:11:46,573 --> 01:11:47,809
Walnut encrusted?

1349
01:11:50,611 --> 01:11:52,614
I mean, it's the only thing
I know how to make, so...

1350
01:11:53,616 --> 01:11:54,584
Yeah.

1351
01:11:56,785 --> 01:11:57,821
Mom...

1352
01:11:59,755 --> 01:12:01,124
I want you to know that...

1353
01:12:01,925 --> 01:12:04,663
I know what a shit I've been...

1354
01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:10,269
and that I really appreciate
everything that you do for me.

1355
01:12:12,504 --> 01:12:13,773
And I'm so sorry.

1356
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:19,544
And I think that
I actually want to stay,

1357
01:12:19,546 --> 01:12:20,781
if that's okay.

1358
01:12:23,585 --> 01:12:24,752
You cleaned?

1359
01:12:25,753 --> 01:12:26,789
Mm-hmm.

1360
01:12:32,361 --> 01:12:35,564
What you said last night
really hurt my feelings.

1361
01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:36,735
I know.

1362
01:12:37,902 --> 01:12:39,738
And I'm so sorry.

1363
01:12:41,806 --> 01:12:43,839
You're gonna have
to start paying rent.

1364
01:12:43,841 --> 01:12:45,342
A little rent.

1365
01:12:45,344 --> 01:12:46,914
Okay. That's...

1366
01:12:47,913 --> 01:12:49,414
fair.

1367
01:12:49,416 --> 01:12:51,550
And I'm gonna need
some more help around the house

1368
01:12:51,552 --> 01:12:52,787
to pay for the car.

1369
01:12:54,588 --> 01:12:56,655
So, does this mean I can stay?

1370
01:12:56,657 --> 01:12:59,394
Oh, honey,
of course you can stay.

1371
01:13:01,430 --> 01:13:03,267
You could have
really hurt yourself.

1372
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,367
I don't know
what I'd do without you.

1373
01:13:06,369 --> 01:13:08,172
It hurts just thinking about it.

1374
01:13:11,909 --> 01:13:14,445
You are so smart...

1375
01:13:16,449 --> 01:13:18,384
and so creative.

1376
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,657
You're gonna do amazing things.

1377
01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:27,962
Oh. Good.

1378
01:13:29,797 --> 01:13:31,564
One second.

1379
01:13:31,566 --> 01:13:33,267
Who is that?

1380
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:39,274
Come on in.

1381
01:13:39,276 --> 01:13:40,578
Here. Thank you.

1382
01:13:41,646 --> 01:13:44,381
It may be a little dry,
to be honest,

1383
01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:46,982
um, but there is ketchup
and stuff in the fridge.

1384
01:13:46,984 --> 01:13:48,552
No, Danny.

1385
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:50,021
This is great.

1386
01:13:50,023 --> 01:13:51,455
Just great.

1387
01:13:51,457 --> 01:13:52,490
Hear, hear.

1388
01:13:52,492 --> 01:13:53,761
Well, thank you.

1389
01:13:54,861 --> 01:13:56,795
Uh, Chester,

1390
01:13:56,797 --> 01:13:58,797
would you like something
more than water?

1391
01:13:58,799 --> 01:14:00,733
- Beer?
- Little blow.

1392
01:14:02,036 --> 01:14:03,736
- Uh, we're all out of blow.
- No blow.

1393
01:14:03,738 --> 01:14:04,837
Uh, then, just the beer then.

1394
01:14:04,839 --> 01:14:06,940
Okay. Danny?

1395
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:08,610
I'm okay, I think.

1396
01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:09,910
My liver needs a little break.

1397
01:14:09,912 --> 01:14:10,947
Good idea.

1398
01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:14,619
- Thank you for the Malbeck.
- Oh.

1399
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,328
Oh!

1400
01:15:25,905 --> 01:15:27,904
Hi. Sorry I'm late.

1401
01:15:27,906 --> 01:15:30,842
I, um, had to take,
like, my bike.

1402
01:15:30,844 --> 01:15:32,480
This is
the writer's group, right?

1403
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:38,751
I'm sorry, Connie,
you were saying?

1404
01:15:38,753 --> 01:15:42,456
The differences
between women who lead

1405
01:15:42,458 --> 01:15:44,061
and women who don't.

1406
01:15:48,433 --> 01:15:49,965
I like your murse.

1407
01:15:49,967 --> 01:15:52,101
Oh, thank you.

1408
01:15:52,103 --> 01:15:53,936
You know, I really liked
your story actually.

1409
01:15:53,938 --> 01:15:56,005
I was... I wanted to tell
you that. It was super funny.

1410
01:15:56,007 --> 01:15:58,875
Um, it's the first time
I can probably honestly say

1411
01:15:58,877 --> 01:15:59,943
that I chortled.

1412
01:15:59,945 --> 01:16:01,879
- You chortled. Uh-oh.
- I chortled.

1413
01:16:01,881 --> 01:16:02,915
Did you clean it up?

1414
01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:04,049
- All over.
- Oh, God.

1415
01:16:04,051 --> 01:16:05,820
- I'm Danny.
- I'm Richard.

1416
01:16:07,789 --> 01:16:09,625
I... Do you plan
on coming back next week?

1417
01:16:10,624 --> 01:16:11,757
Yeah, I think so.

1418
01:16:11,759 --> 01:16:13,860
Um, still kinda getting used
to the...

1419
01:16:13,862 --> 01:16:15,796
- share-as-you-write thing...
- Mm-hmm.

1420
01:16:15,798 --> 01:16:16,830
...but it's cool.

1421
01:16:16,832 --> 01:16:18,165
Yeah. I mean, I like it...

1422
01:16:18,167 --> 01:16:19,901
It takes a second
to get into it,

1423
01:16:19,903 --> 01:16:21,771
but I like it 'cause
it really keeps you focused,

1424
01:16:21,773 --> 01:16:22,871
you know, that's sort of...

1425
01:16:22,873 --> 01:16:24,573
Oh, no.

1426
01:16:24,575 --> 01:16:26,142
Ohhh! Oh.

1427
01:16:26,144 --> 01:16:28,110
- It was already like that?
- Oh, no, no, no, I'm a mess.

1428
01:16:28,112 --> 01:16:29,580
- This has... This has, uh...
- Yeah.

1429
01:16:29,582 --> 01:16:30,547
...been like that for a while.

1430
01:16:30,549 --> 01:16:32,650
Just save the cash.
Drop it all the time.

1431
01:16:32,652 --> 01:16:34,021
- Right, right, right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1432
01:16:35,088 --> 01:16:36,187
But it still works?

1433
01:16:36,189 --> 01:16:38,156
I mean, I'm not taking
as many selfies.

1434
01:16:38,158 --> 01:16:39,892
Oh, yeah, well...

1435
01:16:39,894 --> 01:16:41,760
But you could still get
someone's number

1436
01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:43,830
if you... if you met someone,
I mean?

1437
01:16:43,832 --> 01:16:45,733
- Uh...
- For writing purposes?

1438
01:16:45,735 --> 01:16:47,167
Yeah. Of course.
For writing purposes.

1439
01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:48,172
Yeah.

1440
01:16:49,539 --> 01:16:51,073
- How about I give you mine?
- Sure.

1441
01:16:51,075 --> 01:16:52,140
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.

1442
01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:53,478
Um...

1443
01:16:55,144 --> 01:16:56,812
Oh, okay.

1444
01:16:56,814 --> 01:16:58,882
- Never when you need it, right?
- Never when you need it. No.

1445
01:16:58,884 --> 01:17:01,151
Okay. Oh, and there we go.

1446
01:17:01,153 --> 01:17:04,190
Here. Uh, wait,
you're gay, right?

1447
01:17:06,526 --> 01:17:08,061
- Super gay. Yeah, I am.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1448
01:17:10,565 --> 01:17:11,930
Mom?

1449
01:17:11,932 --> 01:17:12,965
Yeah?

1450
01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:14,136
I need a fucking haircut.

1451
01:17:16,037 --> 01:17:17,203
Okay, do the fade thing.

1452
01:17:17,205 --> 01:17:18,672
You always do that.

1453
01:17:18,674 --> 01:17:20,874
I know, but it's
my signature look.

1454
01:17:20,876 --> 01:17:22,176
I just need a trim.

1455
01:17:22,178 --> 01:17:23,480
Okay.

1456
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,864
I am here.

1457
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:40,632
Okay, you guys,
we can talk about

1458
01:17:40,634 --> 01:17:43,736
how cute I look or just not
acknowledge the elephant in the room.

1459
01:17:43,738 --> 01:17:45,271
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!

1460
01:17:45,273 --> 01:17:48,011
Someone pressed the hot
and handsome buttons.

1461
01:17:49,145 --> 01:17:51,010
Thank you.

1462
01:17:51,012 --> 01:17:53,280
So what's this kid's name again?

1463
01:17:53,282 --> 01:17:56,216
- Richard.
- Richard?

1464
01:17:56,218 --> 01:17:59,254
One man's Richard is another man's Dick.

1465
01:18:00,758 --> 01:18:02,291
- Okay, come on.
- What?

1466
01:18:02,293 --> 01:18:03,897
You're dating a Dick.

1467
01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,732
Mature. Really?

1468
01:18:09,868 --> 01:18:11,702
Have you heard
the snort laugh yet?

1469
01:18:11,704 --> 01:18:13,973
- I have. Several times.
- Good.

1470
01:18:13,975 --> 01:18:15,873
- Stop it.
- Charming.

1471
01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:17,810
- It's cute.
- Don't tease me.

1472
01:18:20,014 --> 01:18:22,048
Don't get up.

1473
01:18:22,050 --> 01:18:23,152
Okay.

1474
01:18:30,027 --> 01:18:32,761
So, what else do you do
besides write?

1475
01:18:32,763 --> 01:18:35,831
Um, well, I work
at a magazine in the city.

1476
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:38,101
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah. I run the social for it,

1477
01:18:38,103 --> 01:18:39,869
and we just launched.

1478
01:18:39,871 --> 01:18:42,740
- Which one?
- "Architectural Digest."

1479
01:18:42,742 --> 01:18:44,579
I follow them on Instagram.

1480
01:18:45,379 --> 01:18:47,379
I run the Instagram.

1481
01:18:47,381 --> 01:18:48,713
- Amazing.
- Yeah.

1482
01:18:48,715 --> 01:18:49,949
- Amazing.
- That's funny.

1483
01:18:49,951 --> 01:18:52,018
Wow!

1484
01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:53,755
Uh, what about you?

1485
01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:56,424
Well, I'm currently trying

1486
01:18:56,426 --> 01:18:58,091
to figure out
how to pay the bills,

1487
01:18:58,093 --> 01:18:59,629
or even have them.

1488
01:19:00,697 --> 01:19:02,064
But I'm writing a script.

1489
01:19:02,066 --> 01:19:04,233
Oh, right. Yeah, that's
the thing you told me about.

1490
01:19:04,235 --> 01:19:05,869
- Mother-son...
- Yes.

1491
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:08,905
So they're both single
and they're online dating and...

1492
01:19:08,907 --> 01:19:11,174
It's kind of autobiographical.

1493
01:19:11,176 --> 01:19:13,110
The main character's
kind of a mess.

1494
01:19:13,112 --> 01:19:14,712
Yeah, like a cute mess though.

1495
01:19:14,714 --> 01:19:15,980
Yeah. Hopefully.

1496
01:19:15,982 --> 01:19:17,282
Are you about ready to order?

1497
01:19:17,284 --> 01:19:19,452
I'm sorry. I haven't looked
at the menu yet.

1498
01:19:19,454 --> 01:19:21,020
Yeah, me neither.

1499
01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:22,658
- Take your time.
- Thank you.

1500
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:26,796
Yeah.

1501
01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:30,097
All right, please email me

1502
01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,999
the draft, you know,
when you feel ready.

1503
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:33,034
- I would love that.
- Yeah.

1504
01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:34,202
I really would.

1505
01:19:34,204 --> 01:19:35,871
And I'll send you mine
as well obviously.

1506
01:19:35,873 --> 01:19:39,009
Yeah. And, uh, thanks
for walking me to the garage.

1507
01:19:39,011 --> 01:19:40,711
Yeah. I don't know
if you would have made it...

1508
01:19:40,713 --> 01:19:43,314
- Yeah. Who knows.
- ...by yourself. It's, um...

1509
01:19:43,316 --> 01:19:46,186
- Um, you're a gentleman.
- So are you.

1510
01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:52,124
- And I'll drive next time.
- Okay. Sounds good.

1511
01:19:52,126 --> 01:19:54,093
- Okay.
- All right.

1512
01:19:54,095 --> 01:19:55,964
- Catch you later.
- Bye.

1513
01:20:04,807 --> 01:20:06,910
Oh, honey. Sorry.

1514
01:20:08,045 --> 01:20:09,244
Your mattress came.

1515
01:20:09,246 --> 01:20:10,782
It's okay.
Wait, don't get up.

1516
01:20:13,786 --> 01:20:16,018
Whoo, this is soft.

1517
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,123
Mm.

1518
01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:19,991
How was it?

1519
01:20:19,993 --> 01:20:21,894
It was good.

1520
01:20:21,896 --> 01:20:23,796
I think I like this one.

1521
01:20:23,798 --> 01:20:26,365
Yay!

1522
01:20:26,367 --> 01:20:28,001
Did he pay?

1523
01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:29,770
I did actually.

1524
01:20:29,772 --> 01:20:31,371
With what money?

1525
01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:33,374
I have a credit card.

1526
01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:36,311
- And I walk dogs.
- Hmm.

1527
01:20:36,313 --> 01:20:39,514
What an exhausting day. I'll
be so glad when it's tomorrow.

1528
01:20:39,516 --> 01:20:41,050
Me too.

1529
01:20:41,052 --> 01:20:42,818
Good night.

1530
01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:44,120
Love you.

1531
01:20:44,122 --> 01:20:45,391
Love you, too.

1532
01:20:47,559 --> 01:20:49,025
Hey,

1533
01:20:49,027 --> 01:20:50,161
you were right, by the way.

1534
01:20:50,163 --> 01:20:51,232
Nice is good.

1535
01:20:55,001 --> 01:20:56,804
Nice is good.

1536
01:21:00,876 --> 01:21:01,811
Hmm.

1537
01:21:03,945 --> 01:21:06,016
- Are you gonna turn off the...
- Yes, I will.

1538
01:21:06,018 --> 01:21:09,082
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