1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,880 This programme contains strong language 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:02,920 and adult humour from the start 3 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:04,200 Wow. 4 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:07,880 Strap in, cos it's time for the End of Agency Gala. 5 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,560 We are shocked. 6 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,680 The task was simple - pick a plus-one to enjoy 7 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,360 a future of fun. 8 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,200 Atomic Kitten's Kezza didn't fancy sinking her claws into anyone... 9 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,360 You're a big deal. 10 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,600 ..until she met plucky PT Paolo. 11 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,760 I do see a bit of a future. 12 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:25,960 Wait till you get me in the bedroom. You'll be on all knees proposing. 13 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Meow! 14 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:28,560 After a flaccid start... 15 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,840 Have you ever been spat on? 16 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,120 I have not. 17 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,680 ..six-years celibate S Club Jon exploded when he met Jordan. 18 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,320 Have you got your phone in your pocket? 19 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,760 You've given me a lazy lob. 20 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,520 Actress Donna struggled to find her leading man... 21 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,840 You could have called me Daddy. 22 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,840 Oh, the one that got away! 23 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,080 Then she met bilingual Ben... 24 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,880 What's your love language? 25 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,760 Heh-hoh-heh. Stop it! 26 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:56,880 ..leaving us all wondering if she'd invite him to the gala or not. 27 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,800 Louis locked lips with more girls than 28 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:03,200 a CPR training doll, including fellow celeb Liv, 29 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,640 but only one date has come close to tying him down. 30 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,480 But will Louis bring Harriet to the gala tonight? 31 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,720 We all thought Liv's lousy luck ended when she met Jordan, 32 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,920 but after last night's dud second date... 33 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,480 I just don't know if I feel that, like, romantic spark. 34 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,840 ..confirmed she'll be flying solo tonight. 35 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,240 Despite some dating faux-pas... 36 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,400 Oh, that wasn't a drink? 37 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:26,920 ..the ladies have waxed lyrical 38 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,760 and loved chasing our Chaser, 39 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,400 but it was Deanne who got the Beast's buzzer ringing. 40 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,000 Wow, very impressive. 41 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,400 ...and hard-to-please MIC's Sam Prince 42 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,640 finally met his princess in Mahan... 43 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,720 I was more excited about this date than 44 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,840 I have been about any other date. 45 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,160 ..but a last-minute twist 46 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,000 in the fairy tale sealed his gala fate... 47 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,120 I'm going to go. 48 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,080 Get home safe. 49 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,600 I'm going to the gala alone. 50 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,440 ..as for one last time, our celebs... 51 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,280 I was so confused with the whole thing. 52 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,360 ..go... 53 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,360 I feel like I've wasted this journey. 54 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,880 ..dating! 55 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,880 Have you said "I love you" to each other? 56 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:13,040 Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, and tonight it's gala time, baby. 57 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:19,640 I hope stomachs are lined, 58 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,320 legs are shaved and ample amounts 59 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:24,160 of anti-chafing cream have been applied, 60 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,280 because no-one wants to be walking like John Wayne 61 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,480 at the end of the night. 62 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,840 Whoo! 63 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,720 Well, butter me up and call me Sally - 64 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,600 the agents have filled the room with previous datees. 65 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,280 This should get some bum holes twitching. 66 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,000 Even Annie from Manny's here. 67 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,240 I'm sure Sam can't wait to see HER again. 68 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,040 The venue is looking splendid for tonight's soiree. 69 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,840 It's going to be the epitome of elegance 70 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,400 and exquisiteness, perfect for tonight's celebration. 71 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:56,040 Oh, look at that stonking organ. 72 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,160 I've never seen such a big one. 73 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,200 I have - on the daily. 74 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:08,240 And talking of sexy organs, here comes the brains, 75 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,880 the heart and the lungs of the agency. 76 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:14,080 It's the lieutenants of love, the agents. 77 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,720 And would you look at that - P-dog's chest is looking smoother than 78 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,600 a freshly lubed dolphin. 79 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,160 Delish. 80 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,400 This place is incredible. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. 81 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,480 Well, at least we didn't come underdressed. 82 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,400 Hello, everyone. 83 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,760 Hey, what's up, what's up? Very good to see you all. 84 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,920 Hello, hello, what's up? 85 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,760 How you guys doing? My man, how you doing? You good? 86 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,760 It's that time, the famous Agency Gala. 87 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,000 We are buzzing our little titty-tassels off, quite frankly, 88 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,320 because never have we had 89 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,080 so many promising prospects during our time in the agency. 90 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:53,280 Lurking behind you is a little present of the pink variety. Oh! 91 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,400 Calm down, guys - it's just a bit of fizz. 92 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,600 After a journey of highs and lows 93 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,240 and plenty of surprises, 94 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,360 this is the perfect send-off for our celebs. 95 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,720 We've invited some old datees so that 96 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,080 the celebrities can bring closure 97 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,040 to some unfinished business and tie up loose ends. 98 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,920 This could be the most successful agency we've ever had. 99 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,640 Mr B, I think this is 100 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,680 THE most successful time at the agency. 101 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,960 The real question is, 102 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,440 have the celebrities made enough progress 103 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,080 to actually have brought someone. Or will they show up alone? 104 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,400 It really is the moment of truth. Yeah. Yeah. 105 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,680 We are going to need a lot of champagne on ice. OK? 106 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,640 I think so. It'll be a well lubricated evening. 107 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,600 The way we like it. 108 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,520 If Paul's chest gets any more lubed up, 109 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,800 we could use it as a Slip 'N Slide. 110 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,040 Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, my loves! 111 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,640 Let's get this show on the road. 112 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,760 We'll see you, T. See you in a moment, doll. 113 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,440 And here comes our first celeb to tonight's gala - 114 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,400 and would you look who it is?! 115 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,680 The Fresh Prince of Belgravia himself, Sam. 116 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,040 And look who it isn't - 117 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,080 that's right, a plus-one. 118 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,080 After the last chance saloon we gave him, 119 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,360 I'm hoping he's pulled out all the stops and, 120 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,880 yeah, he's nailed it with Mahan and he's coming with her. 121 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,520 Sorry to shit on your chips, Anna, 122 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,640 but be prepared to see 123 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:15,560 a lonely silver spoon-sucking Sammy boy in three, two, one. 124 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,840 He's here. On his own. 125 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:22,720 Hello, guys. Wow. Sam, welcome. 126 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,880 Hi. We are shocked. 127 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,000 At what? 128 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,320 Er, Mahan, mate. 129 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,320 They've got no idea she legged it from your last date. 130 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,520 You're here solo. 131 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,400 Where's... Mahan! Where's Mahan? 132 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,240 I just had to be honest with her, and I... 133 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,240 For the first time, I was really honest. 134 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,480 Was there a spark? I think I was trying to force it, 135 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,040 and I just, erm... I just said no. 136 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,040 You said no. 137 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,160 Wow, OK. 138 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,280 Yeah, it's just me. 139 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,120 Something tells me there may be more 140 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,200 to Mahan's no-show than Sam is making out. 141 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:54,680 We'll make sure we have a little catch-up with him later. 142 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,720 Sam, you can go get a drink, hang out, relax. 143 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,480 Guys, thank you so much. I appreciate all of you. 144 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,640 You're very welcome. We have lots of champagne. 145 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,800 Oh, really? Perfect. Go enjoy. 146 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,400 I think you're going to need it, mate. 147 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,840 Annie from Manny at 12 o'clock. 148 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,240 Annie's going to kick his ass. Yeah. Again. 149 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,640 Fingers crossed, A-Dubz. 150 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,480 But it's safe to say no-one's kicking this fella's ass, 151 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,440 unless they've brought a stepladder with them. 152 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:16,480 He's a unit. 153 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,600 It's our resident genius, Beastie Boy, 154 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,640 with his B-E-A-U-tiful date, Deanne. 155 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,680 And don't they look bloody good together? Fair play, Markie boy. 156 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:32,440 It's the Beast. It's Mark! Oh, my gosh, look at this. 157 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,400 How are you doing? Look at this. 158 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,560 Spectacular. Look at this smile. Look at this smile. 159 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,240 Turning up to the gala with Deanne on my arm is wonderful. 160 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:43,440 Deanne looks absolutely stunning, 161 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,600 and once again I'll say I'm a very lucky man. 162 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,360 Well, Mark, you really know how to date. 163 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,640 Who knew? We keep saying 164 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,560 neither of us are each other's type, but we've just clicked. 165 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,080 I really appreciated it after the last date, 166 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,120 and at the end she just put her hand in mine, 167 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,680 and I thought... Even I can pick up, "Oh, she kind of likes me." 168 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,640 It was a good little clue to get. 169 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,880 Love that. Love that. 170 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,320 So perhaps the embers, the embers are burning 171 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,840 of something quite lovely between the two of you. 172 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't rush out and get the hat just yet, though. 173 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,520 I know you're looking. 174 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,640 I wouldn't worry about a hat, Mark. Paul couldn't even find a shirt. 175 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,640 Have fun at the gala. Thank you very much. 176 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,760 Thanks, guys. Thank you. 177 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,560 Bye! See you later. Bye. 178 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,280 I mean, seriously, who'd have thought that 179 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,880 Mark would have been the stand-out dater? 180 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,680 I would personally give that award to these two legends. 181 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,760 Arriving to the gala like a new hybrid pop band... 182 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,160 ..it's Kerry and Paolo and S Club Jon and Jordan. 183 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,720 Must have been buy-one-get-two-free at Moss Bros. 184 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,080 Ah, look at this. Look at this. 185 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,480 My goodness! 186 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,680 Wow. Welcome, welcome. Wowie. 187 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,440 Speechless. You all look incredibly happy. 188 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:59,080 Yeah. Yeah, we are. Very much so. 189 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,600 Look how they looked at each other. Oh, my God. 190 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,560 SQUEAKILY: I didn't know Paul's voice could get so high. 191 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,080 It feels amazing to arrive at the gala with Jordan. 192 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,880 In him I've found someone who's kind, gentle, 193 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,600 and he's got this really calming energy that 194 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,480 I definitely gravitate towards. 195 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,960 He's a really good guy. 196 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,880 Guys, this is amazing, it really is. 197 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,400 Welcome, to all of you. 198 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,480 Six years ago, I walked into the gala alone. 199 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,360 But tonight, I'm walking in with a partner. 200 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,360 Who'd have bloody thought it, eh? 201 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,200 Jordan and Paolo, like, for real, 202 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:32,160 this is a whole new ballgame for you two. 203 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,880 So how has it been for you, 204 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,400 stepping into this weird old celebrity world? 205 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,000 I've really enjoyed it. Like, me and Jon get on really well, 206 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,840 and it is a bit of a different world, but, you know what, 207 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,120 it's been fun. 208 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,680 I don't actually want it to end, and it isn't going to end. 209 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,040 Definitely not. 210 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,160 Paolo? From my perspective, it just feels like 211 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,000 we're in a really lovely bubble. 212 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,040 So regardless of the celebrity world, 213 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,160 I've found the person that I want to be with. 214 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,000 So, you know, that's that. 215 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:04,520 It really does mean the world to us that, both couples here, 216 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,400 you have found something truly special. 217 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,800 As dating coaches, as agents here at the Dating Agency, 218 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,640 it's all we ever hope - is that this happens. 219 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:16,240 So thank you. Thank you. Thank you. See you later. Bye-bye. 220 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,760 OK, on the real, who ever saw that coming? 221 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,040 Maybe you should give yourself some credit, A-Dubz, 222 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:26,120 but please don't say "on the real" ever again, OK? 223 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,520 Maybe more with Jon. 224 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,480 If we had to bet, we would say that Jon would be the most successful 225 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,760 at the agency, but you would also bet that Kerry would be 226 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,280 the least successful. Yes. You would definitely have bet that. 227 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,160 Don't you think we look like we should be standing on top of 228 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,320 a big gay cake? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 229 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,000 Do we look like we should be stuck on the top of a big gay cake? 230 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,640 A big gay cake, yeah. 231 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:47,480 Maybe if the big gay cake was from Greggs and they needed 232 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,640 a couple of extras for the promotional discount flyer, Kezza. 233 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,920 Oh, what's going on? 234 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,400 It's our handsome horn-dog, Louis. 235 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,720 Has he brought Harriet? 236 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,320 Come on then, show us. Show us! 237 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,920 Oh, you absolute piss-take. 238 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,400 Bloody adverts! 239 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,960 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 240 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,480 where arriving at the gala is a man who's made 241 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,920 more oral contact than a cut-price Turkish dentist. 242 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,360 But the big question is, 243 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,360 has Louis Arm-schlong decided to bring Harriet, 244 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,840 or will he be blowing his own trumpet tonight? 245 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,000 He has! 246 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,600 Oh, they actually look quite sweet together, to be fair. 247 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,240 Oh! 248 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,960 Oh, look at that. 249 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,440 Oh, my God. Louis and... Greetings. 250 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,720 Doesn't she look wonderful? 251 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,200 Welcome, welcome, welcome. She does. She looks phenomenal. 252 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,720 Thank you. Sir, you look excellent. 253 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,200 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Speechless. Yes. 254 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,760 I thought long and hard about whether I should take Harriet 255 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,240 to the gala or not, and that's not because I don't like her. 256 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:04,880 It's because I'm not sure if I'm 100% ready for commitment. 257 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,240 But I'm not going to be fully ready 258 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:11,120 for someone until I actually give them a chance. 259 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,640 I mean, the pair of you, wow. Hot, hot couple. 260 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:17,840 You do look happy about that. Oh, do I? Gosh. Yeah! 261 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,680 I'm not going to lie - we were all expecting Louis 262 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:21,840 to show up alone tonight. 263 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,560 So the fact that he's found a connection with Harriet 264 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,600 strong enough to show her off in front of everyone 265 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,880 is a positive sign that we'll take from one 266 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,600 of our most challenging clients. 267 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,440 OK, guys. Well, you look amazing. 268 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,080 Go and grab yourself a drink and go 269 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,880 and say hi to everyone. We'll catch up with you soon. 270 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,120 Thank you. Enjoy the party. 271 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,120 Appreciate you guys. Thank you. Thank you very much. 272 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:46,080 And Louis's wasting no time in sniffing out his fellow celebs 273 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,120 to show off his plus-one to. 274 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,320 You look very dapper, my friend, I have to say. 275 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,480 Thank you. I thought a suit was right for the occasion. Yeah. 276 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,480 Even though the invite said black tie. 277 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,040 You brought a princess along with you. 278 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,240 Exactly. Goddess. Oh, thank you. Goddess, yeah. 279 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,000 You look gorgeous. Stunning. 280 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,720 How are you feeling about all this? 281 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,640 There's been no pressure from the start, so I feel like 282 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,480 the last thing you want is pressure going forward. 283 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,960 I like that, but I've got to say, 284 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,720 as I look around the room, let's be honest, 285 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,960 it's half your dates in here, Louis. 286 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,320 Surely not. They wouldn't all fit in the room. 287 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,000 Every other person, innit? Let's look. Let's just look. 288 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,880 Christ, she's got a point. Yes, yes, yes. 289 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,560 Yes, kiss but no date. 290 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,920 Date but no kiss. 291 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,000 And take his glasses off, give him a shave, why not? 292 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,520 Yes, actually... 293 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,840 Don't worry, Harriet, he's a one-woman man tonight. 294 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,360 We hope. 295 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,720 But open wide, Louis, cos I hope you've got room for one more, 296 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,680 as here comes another one to chuck into the mix. 297 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,120 Your ex-flame and fellow celeb Liv, 298 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,360 arriving single but dressed to mingle. 299 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,440 It's Liv! 300 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,080 Hi. Liv. 301 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,560 Can I just say, you all look gorgeous, just to soften the blow? 302 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,120 Nice try, Liv, but they don't look best pleased. 303 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,480 We were expecting someone with you. 304 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,040 Yes. What...what happened to Jordan? 305 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,400 It was really good. 306 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:14,600 Started off flirty, and then towards the end, it went very serious. 307 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,520 OK. So then I was really honest. 308 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,120 I spoke about today and I said, 309 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,320 "I just don't feel that spark between us." 310 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,120 But this is such a surprise, because... I know. 311 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,720 ..at the agency, there was a spark. 312 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,360 I know, there was. 313 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,800 My goodness. I could have put money on the fact 314 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:29,880 that she would bring Jordan. 315 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,080 I would never have anticipated that Liv would be ending her time 316 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,400 at the agency solo. 317 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,960 Well, babe, thank you for putting in the work. 318 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,320 We'll chat to you later. Now go enjoy the gala. 319 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,800 All right. I'll see you in there. 320 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,360 See you in there, Liv. Bye. 321 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,640 And there she is. There she goes. Single, but happily so. 322 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,720 Yeah. Yeah. The night is young. 323 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,000 The night is young, but it's old romances 324 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,640 that are burning on Liv's mind. 325 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,040 If you could look back, 326 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,000 is there anybody that you would give a second chance to now? 327 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,320 It would have only been Louis. 328 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,000 Oh, God, here we go again. 329 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,080 Always? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 330 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,600 And how do you feel about that now? 331 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,960 I don't know. 332 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,960 Really? Liv! 333 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,080 I know me and Louis officially put a close to things, 334 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,400 but we have been messaging for the last week. 335 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,720 I'm not going to lie, it's got me a tiny bit confused. 336 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,160 You're not the only one. These two have been on and off 337 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,360 more times than Wayne Lineker's lucky boxers. 338 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,360 So how do you feel about him turning up with someone? 339 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:35,080 I'm not sure. Really? I still care about him. 340 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,240 Yeah. 341 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,960 Like, I genuinely want to see him with someone else, 342 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,240 but I don't think he wants to see me with anyone else. 343 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,320 And I did say... I said, 344 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,520 "Liv will not come here with someone just for the sake of it." 345 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,160 No, of course not. 346 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,520 They have to be so special. 347 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,840 I'm really proud of you. 348 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,840 I love you. I love you too. 349 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,480 Cheers, baby. Cheers. 350 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,520 I wonder if Donna will come with anyone. 351 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,160 And speak of the devil... 352 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,040 ..here she comes now. 353 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,960 And after her best date so far with Ben, 354 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I think we all know who's going to be by her side tonight. 355 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,840 Oh, Donna, no! 356 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,480 What the hell happened? 357 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,680 SHE GASPS 358 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,200 Hi, angels. 359 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,400 Oh... Donna! 360 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,520 How are you? ..my goodness. 361 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,360 You've arrived here alone. Was this a conscious decision? 362 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,880 Oh, yes. 363 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,360 I think the agents are quite 364 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,720 disappointed that I didn't bring anyone, 365 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,760 but I didn't have a connection with Ben, 366 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:35,280 and I'm not going to go out with someone because they're available. 367 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,840 Independent, strong woman, OK. 368 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,800 Well, you know, I didn't get that spark from anyone, 369 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,440 and I've decided I'm happy - alone, with my cat... 370 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,520 Ah. 371 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,960 ..and my dildos. 372 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,920 Christ. I hope it's an outdoor cat. 373 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,040 Oh, it's such a shame to see Donna turning up on her own tonight. 374 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,600 But you know what? To be honest, if you've been dating 375 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,400 and you just haven't found that spark with somebody, 376 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,240 then you have to be honest with yourself, 377 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,600 and she's done the right thing. 378 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,600 We hope that you've found some tools to help you along 379 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,640 the way in your dating journey from now on. 380 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:07,120 Weren't you listening earlier, Doc? 381 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,480 Many tools. 382 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,720 Many tools. 383 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,080 Dildo-Donna doubling down. Respect. 384 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,480 We've watched you step outside of your comfort zone, 385 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,160 which is never easy. 386 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,840 Thank you. And I've met some wonderful people as well. 387 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,480 It's lovely just to see you ending your experience here with us with 388 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,720 a big smile on the face. Always. 389 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,360 And you're looking banging as well. Thanks, baby cakes. 390 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,120 So, you need a drink. Yes! You need to go and mingle. 391 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,960 Catch up with you in a bit. 392 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,720 Hello. Are you OK? 393 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,080 I think we're definitely seeing her step into a phase where she feels 394 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,520 a little bit more empowered about 395 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,240 making better choices for herself. Yes. 396 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,600 Yes, I have come alone. 397 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,880 Tell me more. Well, I'm happy, babe. Love that. 398 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,520 And I'm not settling. No. Good for you. I love that. 399 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,040 I love that for you, and rightly so. 400 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,520 Do you know what? I've come alone too. 401 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,680 SHE GASPS 402 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,080 I have. Well done, babe. 403 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,880 Look at us boss women. 404 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,840 This is it, isn't it? It's really empowering. 405 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,160 BOTH: Cheers. 406 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,720 Nice improvising, Donna. 407 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,960 Careful, though - those breadsticks are left over from last year's gala. 408 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,040 Fantastic. 409 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,520 Get it down you. 410 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,480 Hello, Mark. Hello, there. Nice to see you again. Cheers. 411 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,120 Oh, hello, what's going on here? 412 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,440 Looks like Mark's been cornered by ex-date Jolly Josie. 413 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,520 This shouldn't be awkward at all. 414 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,880 Good to see you again, love. 415 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,160 So how are you? 416 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,480 Oh, I was looking forward to having another date. I know. 417 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,840 Won't you consider dropping the restraining order? 418 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,120 Don't worry, Mark, she's joking. At least I hope she is. 419 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,920 Oh, I don't know, we'll have to see. 420 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,120 The Beast was sent to date Josie in order 421 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,920 to test his commitment to Deanne. 422 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,480 I'm amazed I can hit the board. 423 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,920 And while Josie thought she'd hit the bull's-eye, 424 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,800 Mark was never going to do 425 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,160 a ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY on his glam gran. 426 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,280 You're great. 427 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,240 I think Deanne is slightly ahead of you. 428 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,160 I'm sorry, I'm going to be brutally honest. Oh, OK. 429 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,400 But I'm sure she's over it now... 430 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,040 Can I ask why you didn't pick me? 431 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,680 Er, maybe not. 432 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,120 I just felt I was going to get a better date with Deanne. 433 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,440 You like a blonde, don't you? 434 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,240 I wondered why he slid into my DMs last week, the kinky Beast. 435 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,560 I think you'd rather have the truth straight up than me doing... 436 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,320 Oh, of course. .."Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll see you again." 437 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,240 And then in between, suddenly go, "No, I don't want to see you." 438 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,400 "I'm going to ghost you." 439 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,480 Well, that should surely put things to bed. 440 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,360 Are you sure you made the right decision? 441 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,480 She ain't giving up, is she? 442 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,520 I am not that guy. No, I understand. 443 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,200 Put it this way - you'd never trust me if I did. 444 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,720 Makes no sense, but OK. 445 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,400 But I'll leave it there, anyway. All right, take care. 446 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,440 A pleasure. See you later. 447 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,360 Yeah, if in doubt, just start walking away 448 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,080 and she'll get the message. 449 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,440 So as the singles continue to mingle, 450 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,520 00-solo-Sam has been commandeered by the agents 451 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,960 to find out the real reason our Chelsea charmer's arrived alone. 452 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,480 Hello. Hello, there. Hello, there. 453 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,520 The Prince of Chelsea. 454 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,760 We made it to the gala. 455 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,000 Well, YOU made it to the gala. Just. 456 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,880 But you made it on your Jack Jones. 457 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:54,200 After a string of unsuccessful dates, Sam met Mahan on the away trip. 458 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,760 You've got your shit together, 459 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,880 and I think that's really attractive. Is it? 460 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,240 Like, tomorrow, I want to go on a date with you. All right. 461 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,560 I feel like I need to have, like, a little private conversation 462 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,320 with you, I think. OK. 463 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,320 I'll lead the way. We will be back in a minute. 464 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,000 And after momentarily throwing 465 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,600 a posh paddy on their first date, when Louis stole Mahan for a chat... 466 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,240 I've had a bad day. 467 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,240 ..the prince worked his charm to win back her affections... 468 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,120 You're dreamy, for sure. 469 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,680 ..but on their last date, Sam made an unexpected U-turn. 470 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,640 I just don't feel like there's like this spark. 471 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,080 I could have been on another date with somebody else. 472 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,360 I did want to try, cos there is initial attraction with Mahan. 473 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,040 She's a beautiful girl. 474 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,240 It was just very kind of mundane, and that may be me, too. 475 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,360 How did the date end? 476 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,320 Time to 'fess up, Sammy boy. 477 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,920 I mean, terribly, to be honest. It was... 478 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,720 Mahan left - pretty abruptly. 479 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,840 I think it's cos I said, "I don't see we have a spark." 480 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,480 He's dropped the S-bomb. 481 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,960 The agents look like they're going to explode. 482 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,640 Well, we actually have her here. 483 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,880 It's important for us to get her side of the story. OK. 484 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,400 So we'll call her in right now. 485 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,400 Sam Prince, you're in the shit. 486 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,920 Welcome back to Celebs Getting Bollocked, 487 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,200 and regular attendee Sam Prince is about 488 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,720 to receive another bollocking from former datee Mahan. 489 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,280 And I have to say, it's been the highlight of the series. 490 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,520 Hi, how are you? Hi, lovely to see you. Good to see you too. 491 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,080 Mahan, good to see you. Come and sit down. How are you? 492 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,400 I'm good. How's it going? 493 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,760 Yeah, enjoying the gala? Yeah, this is lovely. 494 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,560 I would quite like this sofa to swallow me whole. 495 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,960 I feel extremely uncomfortable. 496 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,960 I don't know where to look, I don't know where to sit, 497 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,640 and I don't know what to say. 498 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,600 He's explained to us that he said there wasn't a spark towards you, 499 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,520 and that you got up and left the date. 500 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,480 Personally, I think there was a spark. 501 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,280 Actually, the energy was quite strong, 502 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,520 and that's why I picked Sam. 503 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,200 But I think Sam is quite... 504 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,760 He's not really good at communication. 505 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,040 Obviously, we went on three dates in three weeks 506 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,240 and the communication was so little, that when you called me and asked me 507 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,440 on another date, I was slightly confused. I was like, "Why?" 508 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,160 Mm-hm, mm-hm. Like, "Why do you want to go out with me?" 509 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,840 We have spoken on the phone, we have been texting. 510 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,000 I couldn't see us together, 511 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,840 and I'd rather not waste your time, and also my time, and I just... 512 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:17,720 Yeah. That's why I was honest in that moment. 513 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,160 But I...I've always been intentional with dating you. 514 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,320 I always have been. Yeah. 515 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,400 And out of everyone in this process, 516 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,920 you're the one person who I have been more intrigued 517 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,360 to get to know than anyone else I've met. 518 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,400 I was so confused with the whole thing. 519 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,880 I am, I promise you, I am sorry. 520 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,200 Thank you, Mahan. 521 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,600 Sam, I don't think your intentions are bad at all. 522 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,200 No. Without a doubt, you're a good guy, OK? 523 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,040 With just some slightly dicky actions, but you're not a dickhead. 524 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,360 Thank you so much. Thank you. 525 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,280 Not sure you should be thanking that, but fair play. 526 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,040 What a way to finish my time at the agency - I'm not a dickhead. 527 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,920 Give that man a Blue Peter badge! 528 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,520 Something to brag to the boys about at the polo club. 529 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,320 One man who's also starred 530 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,560 a fair few times on Celebs Getting Bollocked is Louis. 531 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,880 But tonight he seems to be keeping a low profile, 532 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,480 which is impressive, 533 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:18,120 as half the room are disgruntled ex-datees. 534 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,120 Surely one of them wants to give him some shit. 535 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,320 What about you, Jazmine? 536 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,560 Hello. How're you doing? 537 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,640 Ah, perfect. 538 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,400 You OK? Yeah. Oh, I'm getting a handshake. 539 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,120 No, no, I was going to bring you down and then give you a hug. OK. 540 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,720 Louis and Jazmine's first date was out in Ibiza, 541 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,920 and guess what, it ended with a snog. 542 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,600 I know, hard to believe, isn't it? 543 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:41,040 The face-vacuuming continued on their second date back in Blighty. 544 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,480 But then at the brunch, things blew up. 545 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,840 You've been necking two girls, a girl in Ibiza, 546 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,800 Liv, me, and then choosing a girl that you've just met. 547 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,520 You're just popping off for no reason. 548 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,040 You have been a fuck-boy. 549 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,960 In short, this conversation could be a cracker. 550 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,800 I feel like, for me and you, we had such a good connection, 551 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,160 and, like, you know we did. 552 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,960 And then, like, straight from the date, 553 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,080 you kissed someone 24 hours after. 554 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:08,160 That's what I'm on about. Did I? Mm-hm. You did. 555 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,880 Hang on, let me consult the big book of Louis's snogs. 556 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,000 SLAM 557 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,240 Fucking hell, it's massive! 558 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,480 PAGES RUSTLE Hang on. Hang on. 559 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,320 Bear with me. Mm-hm... 560 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,400 Who? Nadia. 561 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,000 Ah... Yes, you did, yeah. 562 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,440 Yeah. Yeah, you did. 563 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,000 Um, yeah, I apologise. 564 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,480 Got it! Nadia. It was Nadia. 565 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,880 Oh, am I too late? 566 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,680 Cos now you're acting all loved-up with, 567 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,960 like, Harriet, in front of me. 568 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,880 It's a bit shitty. 569 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,160 Listen, I'll hold my hands up. 570 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,320 I do feel bad about the way I treated Jazmine, 571 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,720 and I'll take all her points on board, but... 572 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,360 ..I want to know who invited her, because it weren't me. 573 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,280 I reckon Tom. Don't let the sweet and innocent act fool you. 574 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,440 He's actually a world-class shit-stirrer. 575 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,560 So where does that leave us now? 576 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:02,760 We can be acquaintances, but, yeah, I think that's...that's it. 577 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,240 Before you go there, Louis, 578 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,680 acquaintances with benefits is not a thing. 579 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,400 From one former Louis lip-locker to another now, 580 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,120 and as Liv turned up to the gala solo... 581 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,440 Hello. 582 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,440 ..she's catching up with the agents. 583 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,280 Hello. Is this giving glamorous funeral? 584 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,320 It is. 585 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,560 ..which perfectly suits the mood, 586 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,560 as Liv's chances of finding love at the agency have died. RIP. 587 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,320 The agents have had their work cut out 588 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,800 to help find forever-single Liv a match at the agency. 589 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,360 Obviously I've never been in a relationship, 590 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,200 but I've had two back-to-back long situations. 591 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,560 Maybe I'm too picky. 592 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,320 But after finding Louis too hot to handle... 593 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,400 It just doesn't really mean anything now. Why not? 594 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,880 Because you're just kissing everyone. 595 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,560 ..she continued to date. 596 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,120 Who comes first? 597 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,280 Me. 598 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,040 Oh, so that's why you've been single for 29 years. 599 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,600 But Liv struggled to find a spark with anyone 600 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,240 because of that rascal Louis. 601 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,040 I'm here to actually find someone. 602 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,120 I feel like my journey has, 603 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,800 like, been so, like, distracted by you. 604 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,920 We need to know everything. 605 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,560 So, what happened? 606 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,400 If I was to have brought someone here, 607 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,280 it would have to have been someone really special. 608 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,080 If I'm being completely honest, 609 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:22,080 there was only ever one person that I saw that potential in. 610 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,960 Who is this person? 611 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,440 Well, it would have been Louis... 612 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,040 ..before. 613 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,720 I do feel like he's been 614 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,040 a massive distraction from start to end, 615 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,120 if I'm completely honest. 616 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,600 Since the last brunch, 617 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,000 he's been messaging again, saying he misses me. 618 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,600 Since the last brunch? Yeah. 619 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,840 Did you respond back to him? 620 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,360 I said, "Of course you do". 621 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,600 See? So here we go. Is that bad? 622 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,640 Yes. 623 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,320 Cos reciprocity means interest. OK. 624 00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:01,120 Yeah. And when we were in Kent, I specifically asked you to... 625 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,200 Cut all ties. 626 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,720 ..stop all the communication, cut all ties. 627 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,160 So you see how you both have played 628 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,360 a role in this state of confusion that you're in. 629 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,240 Yeah. Yeah. 630 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,560 I'm disappointed in what's going on between Liv and Louis. 631 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,920 Now, clearly she still has feelings for him, 632 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,400 but she knows deep down he will never, 633 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,120 ever be the right partner for her. 634 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,080 She needs to move on and get closure once and for all. 635 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:28,880 The test of your value is by what 636 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,600 and whom you allow in your life. 637 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,640 That's the test of truly what you value. 638 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,840 Yeah. The way you've said it then, 639 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,160 oh, it really, like, resonates, and I think, 640 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,640 "Oh, it's such a shame." 641 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,400 I could have met someone really special, 642 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,600 and I wasted it on someone that didn't deserve it. 643 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,360 I think I'm more disappointed in myself, 644 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,440 because I've kind of gone back to bad habits. 645 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,440 It's definitely time to put Louis into 646 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,640 the back of my mind and start a new chapter for me. 647 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,440 Do you know what, Liv? We do love you. 648 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,760 Yeah. I love you too. 649 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,520 You have brought a sparkle. You light up everywhere you go. 650 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,560 Thank you. Right? 651 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,240 So we just don't want to see that light dimmed. 652 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280 Yeah. 653 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,560 Tonight is going to be a big night for you. 654 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,680 It is. Yeah. Big, big night. 655 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,080 I'm ready for it, though. 656 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,240 OK. 657 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,320 So, as Liv prepares to give Louis both barrels later... 658 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,960 ..there's a running theme tonight. 659 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,120 Sam gets in trouble, then Louis gets in trouble, 660 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,840 and now it's Sam's turn again, 661 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,680 as for some reason he's decided to go head to head 662 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,120 with Annie for Manny. 663 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,240 Brave man, Sammy. 664 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,240 Hello. Hi, Annie. Lovely... 665 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,960 Lovely to see you. Lovely to see you. 666 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,240 Pair of absolute liars. 667 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,400 Sam and Annie first met back in Ibiza... 668 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,720 Good to see you. How are you? 669 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,000 How are you? I'm good. 670 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,800 ..where they had a date that hit new levels of awks. 671 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,040 What's your type? 672 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,400 So, to be honest, my type is probably Louis. 673 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,840 But it was at the brunch when things got personal. 674 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,880 So, Annie, did you feel physically attracted to Sam? 675 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,200 I got, basically, the ick straight away. 676 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,480 I have a cream that can help with that. 677 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,360 Nice. 678 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,720 You are the one person... I will never forget our date. Good. 679 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,960 Honestly, I've never got such a bad review. 680 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,960 I just found you very fake, 681 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,280 a bit dismissive and a bit arrogant. 682 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,080 I bet Sam's regretting RSVPing to this gala now. 683 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,520 It's so nice to hear from Annie again, 684 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,760 and she's listing all the things she hates about me. 685 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,280 Perfect. 686 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,560 I thought your comments at the brunch were quite a lot. 687 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,080 No? 688 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,720 No, no, I'm just honest. 689 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,360 "I'm just honest." 690 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:46,000 I just don't like being disrespected and I don't like being... 691 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,040 Disrespected? 692 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,400 Yeah, I felt disrespected, yeah. 693 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,320 You didn't wanna be there. 694 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,040 Listen, Annie, it's been an absolute... 695 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,800 Shitshow? Bin fire? Clusterfuck? 696 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,120 ..interesting experience, 697 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,360 and one thing I will never forget is Annie from Manny. 698 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,720 Yeah. Damn right. 699 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,160 He'll probably wake up sweating 700 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,040 and screaming every night hearing her say, 701 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,760 "I'm just being honest, Sam, I'm just being honest. 702 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,440 "I'm mad for it, me. I'm Annie from Manny." 703 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,520 Anyway, Annie, thank you so much. Oh, you too. Nice to see you. 704 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,200 Cheers. Yeah, cheers. 705 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,440 Oops, missed the second one. 706 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,480 Fuck. 707 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,160 Sam's not having his best night, is he? 708 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,680 That can't be said for the rest of the gala, 709 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,160 as it's absolutely buzzing with romance. 710 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,000 Easy on the tongue, Paolo, you randy sausage! 711 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,880 Someone else full of love is Mark, 712 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:33,240 and he's checking in with the agents with his delightful date Deanne. 713 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,840 We have the Bauty and the Bast. 714 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,560 A tale as old as time. 715 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,920 After a sleepy start to his time at the agency... 716 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,360 Oh, Mark, am I really that bad? 717 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,480 Oh, sorry. 718 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,920 ..and some nightmare run-ins with the agents... 719 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,720 Let's face it, we're smarter than you. 720 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,600 Oh. That's contempt. 721 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,400 You know, you want to be a teacher all the time, 722 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,440 but be a damn student first. 723 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,720 ..our gentle giant has been nothing short of impressive. 724 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,440 I do love the dress. It looks amazing on you. 725 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,920 And he's been in dreamland ever since meeting dishy Deanne. 726 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,040 Would you like to go to the gala? 727 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800 Yes, I would. 728 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,360 A big part of Mark's journey here has been, you've come in as 729 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,920 a very intelligent man, known for your high IQ, 730 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,160 but I think what became abundantly clear to us was that 731 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,840 the EQ, the emotional intelligence, needed some work. 732 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,520 Would you say that, though? 733 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,640 Yes. I really need to work on 734 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,280 conflict resolution and avoidance. 735 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,720 So, really, self-awareness. 736 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:37,840 Yeah. 737 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,080 It hasn't always been an easy time for Mark at the agency, 738 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,280 but he does listen and he has definitely learned. 739 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,720 I am genuinely really excited 740 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,400 to see where him and Deanne might go. 741 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,440 We would love to know, Deanne, 742 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,320 does Mark flirt, and if so, how? 743 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,480 He does, by getting off his nut on candlewax 744 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000 and reciting World War II stats. 745 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,200 He does, 746 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,920 he's just very considerate and he's going at my pace. 747 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,520 Like, my nan would love him. 748 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,400 My nan would absolutely love him. 749 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,960 And my son does as well. 750 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,520 My son says to me, 751 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,520 "The way that you're talking about him, 752 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,040 "you've always wanted to date an old-fashioned gentleman." 753 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,720 Oh, OK. So, yeah. 754 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,920 Would you say at this point you are 755 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,400 only interested in dating each other? 756 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,880 I would feel it would be totally inappropriate to not be exclusive. 757 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,640 Get in there, Beastie Boy. 758 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,800 Yay! 759 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,160 Took the words right out of my mouth. Yay! 760 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,680 Like every episode of The Chase, 761 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,800 old clever bollocks ends his time at the agency bloody winning. 762 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,440 Hang on, what's this? A new arrival? 763 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,800 The series is over. 764 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,640 It's a bit late to join now. 765 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,680 Has Pete Wicks had a wax? 766 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,440 Wow-wa-wee-wa! 767 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,600 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 768 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,120 where we're all on tenterhooks 769 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,080 to find out whose legs are these, 770 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,640 and who that incredible pair of, um... 771 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,160 ..necklaces belong to. 772 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,280 Oh, it's only the return of Christine bloody McGuinness. 773 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,680 Yeah, don't worry about the whole process, Christine - 774 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,600 you just come back for the fun bit at the end with all the free booze. 775 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,160 Is that Christine? 776 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,600 Hey! Yo! 777 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,320 Oh, my God. 778 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,360 She's back! 779 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,200 My baby girl. 780 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,800 I missed you so much. 781 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,080 I missed you too. 782 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,400 Mum-of-three Christine arrived at the agency ready 783 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,680 to make some serious life changes. 784 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,720 Been dating before, or...? 785 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,360 For the last three years I've only dated women. 786 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,000 Oh, have you? Yeah. OK. 787 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,640 And at the opening mixer she battled nerves and met the lovely Leanne. 788 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,800 Do you have any children? I've got three. 789 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,720 So have I! I've got three as well. 790 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,160 I've got twin boys. I've got twins. 791 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,920 Fuck off. Have you got twins? Yeah! 792 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,200 But after flying her to sunny Ibiza... 793 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,000 I'm a Sagittarius. I get what I want. 794 00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,720 ..the spark soon fizzled, 795 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,920 and after struggling with 796 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,960 the pressures of dating in the public eye... 797 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,720 I wanna be able to just live freely 798 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:05,800 and date whoever I want, 799 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,000 and then decide how much I want to share publicly. 800 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,040 ..she made the tough call to fly home early. 801 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,480 I've made the decision to leave the agency. 802 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,840 Oh, wow. 803 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,520 Sorry. 804 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,120 So tell us how life's been. What's happened? 805 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,920 Me? Wow, honestly... 806 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,120 You look like the whole world has lifted off your shoulders. 807 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,200 That's what I feel like. 808 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,560 I do. And I didn't realise how heavy it was for me. 809 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,440 Yeah. Being away from home, 810 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,640 just thinking about my kids constantly, 811 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,920 the outside noise around my love life, 812 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,840 the attention was just... It was too much. 813 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,880 Really loud. 814 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,680 All's I've cared about was my children, so I went home. 815 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,920 I had a minute to, like, just take everything in, 816 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,040 and then I spoke to the kids and it was fine. 817 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,920 And since then, honestly, it's been like a switch. 818 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,040 I've carried on with life. 819 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,240 I feel completely free, just like, just not bothered. 820 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,080 Yeah, nice one, mate. Good for you. Love that, love that. 821 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,600 Baby. 822 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,640 What a lovely surprise 823 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,040 to have Christine here at the gala. 824 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,720 She looks amazing, as always, 825 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,600 and she seems in a much better place. 826 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,480 We've got loads to catch up on. 827 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,120 Guess who's found love on the show. 828 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,680 Would you have guessed it? Kerry, have you met someone? 829 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,760 Yeah. Properly? 830 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,280 Yeah. 831 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,960 Told each other they loved each other, the whole shebang. 832 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Oi, you. What? When? 833 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,560 You what? Yeah, when? 834 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,240 Look, I'm the gay guy. I'm allowed to gossip. 835 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,080 You're not allowed to say that. I am allowed to gossip. 836 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,200 Nothing like the bond of an old pop star friendship 837 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,000 to keep a secret safe, eh, Kez? 838 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,080 I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Everyone... So is she. 839 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,560 ..would want you. 840 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,600 So is she. 841 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,040 And was it instant or...? 842 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,200 Pretty much, yeah. 843 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,400 No way. Yeah. 844 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,240 That's how long it's been since we've not seen you. 845 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,920 What about you? I've found someone as well. 846 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:43,960 Yeah. No way! 847 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,400 Yeah. I have, yeah. 848 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,600 All right, Christine, don't act too surprised. 849 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,480 You'll give the agents a complex. 850 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,320 I should have stayed. You should have stayed. 851 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,880 I could have been walking out of here with the love of my life. 852 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,960 Well, if these two can find love, 853 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,080 you could have been on your honeymoon by now, Christine. 854 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,840 Liv, on the other hand, has already experienced 855 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,920 the equivalent of two marriages and divorces with Louis, 856 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,360 but this time she looks like she means business, 857 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,560 as she marches over to Louis with strict agent orders. 858 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,960 Hello. Hello, how are you doing? 859 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,680 Me and Louis have tried to shut this down, 860 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:16,480 but tonight we need to be really clear with each other, 861 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,600 otherwise this is never gonna end. 862 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,080 I feel like I've wasted this journey, 863 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,240 cos you've been a distraction throughout my whole time. 864 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,280 Is that my fault, though? 865 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,880 A little bit, yeah. 866 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,680 I apologise for being a distraction. 867 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,880 I mean, you was a distraction for me too. 868 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,200 Oh, really? 869 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,680 You don't think? 870 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,080 That much of a distraction that you brought someone here tonight? 871 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,440 Um... 872 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,680 I've been distracted by you the whole time. I haven't... 873 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,280 Well, that means you didn't like anyone else enough 874 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,480 to go with them. 875 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,000 Cos if you really had a connection with someone else, 876 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,640 bar me, you would have probably found them. 877 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,320 I think saying that I'm a distraction... 878 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,040 No, but I think it's the whole, like, 879 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,960 me cutting it off and then you being like, "I've missed you..." 880 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,160 It's just not helpful, is it? 881 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,560 I feel like me and Liv had a really strong connection at some point, 882 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,520 and I think that it could have led to something. 883 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,360 But she's so hard to read 884 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,800 it's kind of fizzled out. 885 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,880 I have genuinely enjoyed our time together. 886 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,640 But no more "I miss you"s. 887 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,320 Yeah. OK. 888 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,360 I think it's for the best. 889 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,640 That chat was difficult, but I'm glad we had it, 890 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,600 and we can finally put a full stop to this situation. 891 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,080 And that's exactly what I'm going to do. 892 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,280 Enjoy the rest of your night. 893 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,320 Bye. Goodbye. 894 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,360 HE RETCHES I feel sick. 895 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,400 I bet you do. 896 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,040 Probably gutted he didn't squeeze in one final smooch 897 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,520 for old times' sake, eh, fella? 898 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,280 We're back again. You look incredible. 899 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,280 And speaking of missed opportunities, 900 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,400 Christine is spilling the tea with Dr T. 901 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,080 We would have had so much fun. 902 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,040 Do you know what? It was just, like... 903 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,680 Everything felt so, so intense, 904 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,280 and I hadn't spoken to my children about... Yeah. 905 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,480 ..sexuality, about Mummy dating women. 906 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,880 But the conversation has happened really naturally. 907 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,560 That is incredible to hear. 908 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,560 It's really, really good to hear. I needed... I needed to do it. 909 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,920 You needed that time. 910 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,600 It was important that I'd done that. Yeah. 911 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,160 I remember saying to Anna and Paul, they asked me, 912 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,320 "What are you hoping to find?" And I said, 913 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,800 "More than anything, I'd really like to find myself," 914 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,280 and I went, and I've done that, 915 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,560 and now I do feel like I can completely just be myself. 916 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,360 Are you now sort of in a space where you're open to...? 917 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,760 Yeah, completely. Yeah? 918 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,960 Completely. 919 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,560 It's an exciting journey, and you're just starting, 920 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:58,720 and, you know, 921 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,720 the agency doors are open whenever you wanna come back. 922 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:02,760 I'll be back. 923 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,280 I can't believe that some of them have actually found love, 924 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,440 and they're really, really happy. 925 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,480 I know! 926 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,360 Who'd have thought these agents are actually capable 927 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,640 of doing their job? 928 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,840 Well, I think let's cheers to having an orgasmic day. 929 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,000 Cheers. Having an orgasmic day. Multiple times. 930 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,280 Multiple times. All night long. 931 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,040 Yeah, as many as possible, please. 932 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,000 Might help drown out the sound of Kerry 933 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,760 and S Club Jon snogging their plus-ones all night. 934 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,560 Here she is. 935 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,520 Look at you two, my lovely-jubblies. 936 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,680 Talking of which, looks like our Kezza's managed 937 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,520 to pull herself away from Paolo for a final catch-up 938 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,200 with A-Dubz and the Doctor. 939 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,400 Do you know what? I don't know about you, 940 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,240 but I'm sitting here 941 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,160 and little lump in the old throat, Kerry. 942 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,200 Oh, stop it. 943 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,240 Might be the breadsticks. 944 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,960 Luckless-in-love Kezza returned to the agency with all 945 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,280 the caution of a kitten near a cucumber. 946 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,920 I feel like I'm in a really good place with me, 947 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,480 and I'm a little bit worried about letting somebody in my energy. 948 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,640 And after writing off date after date 949 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,480 faster than a cat up a drainpipe, 950 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,880 the agents convinced her to take a punt on PT Paolo. 951 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,920 How old is he? 952 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,320 33. 953 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,760 But despite low expectations on his height... 954 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,280 No. Why? Oh, my God, 955 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,640 I might as well just push him round in a bastard pram. 956 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,120 5 foot fucking 8? 957 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,960 ..Kerry was on a high from their very first date. 958 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,800 I've got to say to you, it's my favourite date so far. Is it? 959 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,640 And the dates just kept on getting better and better, 960 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,040 leaving our Kezza feeling whole again. 961 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,400 You've gone all this way through the agency, again. 962 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,240 Yeah. And here we are. 963 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,760 I think this is your real transformation era. 964 00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,040 And I don't think it's the Paolo effect. 965 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,440 I think it's the Kerry effect. 966 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:53,480 I agree. Yeah. 967 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,520 I think it's seeing the green flags 968 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,360 and accepting the green flags as healthy. 969 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,160 So I'm a different person. 970 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,400 You are really, really doing well. 971 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,400 And actually you do need, but also want, 972 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,880 someone in your life that helps to complement you. 973 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,040 Absolutely, definitely. 974 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,600 And we found that in Paolo. Yeah. 975 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,720 Kerry, there's a lot of affectionate feelings in the room. 976 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,760 Yeah. 977 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,240 Have you said "I love you" to each other? 978 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,800 Hello, moment of truth... 979 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,600 I am madly, deeply, head over heels. 980 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,360 Wow. I am. I think he's a really... Oh! 981 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,320 He blows my mind. I think he's amazing. 982 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,880 Has anyone got any tissues? 983 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,120 I used my last one when Christine walked in. 984 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,520 It was emotional, OK? 985 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,120 Kerry came into the agency 986 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,840 very guarded from her previous relationships. 987 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,640 But after learning to look beyond the superficial, 988 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:47,840 she has landed herself 989 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:51,080 a loving relationship, which she thoroughly deserves. 990 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,680 I couldn't be happier for her. 991 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,320 So, tell us, babe. Yes. 992 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,080 What is the future gonna be with Paolo? Yes! 993 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,560 I think just spending more time together. 994 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,280 He makes me really happy. 995 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,400 Do you have plans of moving in together? 996 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,240 I feel like it's going that way, I'm not gonna lie. 997 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,400 What advice would you give the Kerry of old? 998 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,440 I've got you. 999 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,640 Everything will be all right. 1000 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,280 We fucking got you. 1001 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,600 I think it's the first time I've been in the agency and not cried. 1002 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,600 On that note, see you later! 1003 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,080 Have fun at the party... Bye, guys. 1004 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,120 Bye-bye, beautiful. Thank you. 1005 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:26,400 ..with your hot date. 1006 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,720 Ah, she makes me wanna cry. 1007 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,440 It's like sister vibes, huh? 1008 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,080 Well done, Kez. Yes. Incredible. 1009 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,120 Yes. Incredible. 1010 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,320 So as the singles mingle their way into the night, 1011 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,720 and the couples continue to cop off, 1012 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,960 Tom's assembled everyone in 1013 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,480 the main hall for a special announcement. 1014 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,280 Darlings, all, lend us your ears. 1015 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,400 What's up with the headsets? 1016 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,840 Is Tom opening a call centre? 1017 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,640 Before we round off the festivities, 1018 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,920 my beloved colleagues have a few final thoughts for you. 1019 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,160 So please put your hands together for our agents. 1020 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,360 We love the love! 1021 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,400 Well, guys, here we all are. 1022 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,760 It's been a big one. 1023 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,800 OK? What a few weeks. 1024 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,800 I mean we've had twists, we've had turns. 1025 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,560 It has been an emotional roller-coaster. 1026 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,720 You've dated, we've debated. And... 1027 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,600 I've been pretty good as well, I think. 1028 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,280 ..most of you have listened. 1029 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,320 A few of you - needs improvement. 1030 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,800 I'm really grateful for the agents 1031 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,400 and everything that they've taught me. 1032 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,440 They've really actually helped me become a man. 1033 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,440 And as for Harriet, we have a great time, 1034 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,200 good vibes, but there's no pressure. 1035 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,360 I'm not gonna miss all the telling-offs, 1036 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,640 but I do feel grateful 1037 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,080 and I have loved being part of the agency. 1038 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,840 I do secretly think they like me, a little bit. 1039 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,600 There's deffo a good guy in there somewhere. 1040 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,440 Lots of dramas, but also breakthroughs. 1041 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,520 But at the end of the day, you were all honest, 1042 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,000 and that was the most important thing. 1043 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,400 We grew together. 1044 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,440 I may not be leaving with a man, 1045 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,760 but it's put me in 1046 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,240 a space where I'm kind of open 1047 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,440 to get to know people, which is nice. 1048 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,280 Jon, Kerry, 1049 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,360 you came to us with your hearts on lockdown. 1050 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,680 Look at you now. 1051 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,640 I'm so grateful to the agents. 1052 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,040 The future is gonna be amazing. 1053 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,240 Definitely. 1054 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,360 I could never have dreamed that my time at the agency 1055 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,760 would end like it has. 1056 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,120 I'm leaving here with a boyfriend, 1057 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,440 someone who's helped me connect with 1058 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,120 a part of me that I haven't connected with 1059 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,600 in a really long time, 1060 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,680 and I'm really, really happy. 1061 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,520 In love, dare I say? 1062 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,600 Don't push it, Tara. 1063 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,880 Finally got your end away, though, didn't you, S Club? 1064 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,520 You naughty little not-so-celibate sex ban. 1065 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,880 To all of you, all the datees... 1066 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,040 Yeah! Yeah, OK, OK, OK. 1067 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,040 And to all the celebrities, 1068 00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:01,080 we want to say thank you for going on this journey with us. 1069 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,840 I know I may not have found a partner, 1070 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,360 but I've learned that I've probably been looking in 1071 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,760 the wrong places. 1072 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,760 At least, I know where to start now. 1073 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,680 Lots of things in life surprise me. 1074 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:14,360 Discovering I'm a good dater is right up there. I'm shocked. 1075 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,880 Deanne and I are gonna take things slow, 1076 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,800 but who knows what the future is gonna be? 1077 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,720 The Chaser wins again. 1078 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,840 You opened up, 1079 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,160 and that's not easy, but you all did it, 1080 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,240 so for that we thank you so much. 1081 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,280 All right. 1082 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,400 All right. So, before we go, 1083 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,360 we have one last surprise for you, 1084 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,880 and this is going to be epic. 1085 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,240 I want you to give it up for... 1086 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,880 ..the celebrities! 1087 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,160 What's going on here? 1088 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,400 Are they doing a McBusted 1089 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,240 and giving us a new tune from S Club Kitten? 1090 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,080 Oh, holy shit. 1091 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,360 Buckle up your seat belts, people. 1092 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,840 Looks like we're S Clubbing it. 1093 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,080 # Don't stop moving to the funky, funky beat... # 1094 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,280 If the Beast does the robot, 1095 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,920 my life's work is complete. 1096 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,040 # DJ got the party started, there's no end in sight... # 1097 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,120 Yeah! 1098 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,200 # Everybody's moving to the rhythm that's inside... # 1099 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,720 Yes, S Club Jon. Work it, baby. 1100 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,800 # It's a crazy world, but tonight's the right situation... # 1101 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,080 Yeah! Go on, Jon. 1102 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,240 # Don't get left behind. 1103 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,440 # Just go with the magic, baby 1104 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,480 # I can see it there in your eyes... # 1105 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,160 Fucking hell, it really is S Club Kitten. 1106 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,680 I'm currently dancing in my booth with a semi on. 1107 00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:39,600 # Right here on the dance floor is where you gotta let it go 1108 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,520 # Don't stop moving, can you feel the music? # 1109 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,880 Yes, Mark! Robot, robot! Come on, Mark. 1110 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:51,920 # Don't stop moving, find your own way to it 1111 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,800 # Listen to the music Taking you to places... # 1112 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,320 I think this is the happiest I've ever been. Even P-Dog's up there. 1113 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,000 # That you've never been before, baby now... # 1114 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,360 Work it, Beastie Boy. 1115 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,040 He's like a fucking wardrobe of Wikipedia up there. 1116 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,600 # Don't stop moving to the S Club beat... # 1117 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,040 And they say TV's dying. 1118 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,760 Try prompting AI to make that shit happen. 1119 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,600 It would fry its stupid little robot brain. 1120 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,920 Laters, bitches. 1121 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,960 Beckett out. 1122 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,880 Subtitles by Red Bee Media