1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,519 {\an8}Tonight... What's under that coat? Nothing. Oh! 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:07,479 ...it's a numbers game for Lucinda and Gabby... 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,559 Threesomes, threesomes, foursomes and moresomes. 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,759 I've got a penthouse. 5 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,559 No. No foursomes, Ken. 6 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,399 ...James has a reality check... 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,639 I'd like to meet someone - 8 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,239 you have the intimacy, you have the vibe, 9 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,919 but you don't have any of the stress. 10 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,559 James, I think you're looking for a fairy tale. 11 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,799 ...and Coleen has a shocker... 12 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,079 So are you paying tonight? 13 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,680 You're the one rolling in the money. 14 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,760 We'll go halves. 15 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,439 ...as our celebs... 16 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:32,559 How bad were you? 17 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,959 I bit her, I hit her, I called her a bitch. 18 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,999 ...go... 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,439 I feel like I'm going to make a move. 20 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,159 I actually need to be brave and speak directly to him. 21 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,199 ...dating! 22 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,119 I think you've grown an inch. I have. 23 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,199 Well, always for you. 24 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,240 So naughty! 25 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,999 ♪ I like that 26 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,639 ♪ Yeah, I like that... ♪ 27 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,959 Welcome to Celebs Go Dating. 28 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,799 It's a new morning and King of the Agency Tom is already hard at it... 29 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,799 ♪ I like that... ♪ 30 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,239 White wine vinegar to make cleaning... Ooh! 31 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,959 ...if hard at it means wrecking the bloody place. 32 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:10,439 Oh, crumbs. 33 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,999 Get your shit together, Tom, cos P-Dog's on his way 34 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,599 for his first day back since Tenerife. 35 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,959 Ahhh! 36 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,559 Lou's never made that noise for me when I get home. 37 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,079 Or ever, in fact. 38 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,079 Don't stay away that long again! 39 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,919 And with Anna pulling a suspicious sickie today, 40 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,839 she's pushed all her work onto poor old Dr T - 41 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,439 absolute piss-take. 42 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,799 Get her on Zoom. Cameras on, people! 43 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,599 It's so wet. I don't even remember the last time I was this wet. 44 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,639 Probably when you looked at a cucumber in Lidl. 45 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,839 ♪ I like that. ♪ 46 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:43,239 It's going to be a good day because we've got lovely James, 47 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,679 lovely David, Lucinda and Gabby today. 48 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,079 Four consultations?! 49 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,679 Four consultations. 50 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,799 Smart move, Anna. 51 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:55,279 And is it a celebratory day for most of those people? 52 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,519 They did phenomenal in Tenerife. Oh, great. 53 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,519 Well, that's great. But shit's getting real. 54 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,399 Oh, I see. Because it's the halfway juncture... 55 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,919 Mm-hm. ...so people have to think hard. 56 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,439 Yes. Hard and soft. 57 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,440 Yes. That sounds like a heady melange to me. 58 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,719 Well, coming in hard now with his soft, silky... 59 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,079 Oh, hang on! The legs are covered up. 60 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,599 What's he come as? A flasher from outer space? 61 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,639 Inspector Gadget? 62 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,199 It's the return of the mack-jestic David Potts. 63 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,039 ♪ Return of the Mack... ♪ 64 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,999 Celebrity Dating Agency. Hi, Tom, it's David. 65 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,159 David, my love! Come in. 66 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,639 ♪ Return of the Mack Once again 67 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,239 {\an8}♪ Return of the Mack Top of the world 68 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,239 {\an8}♪ Return of the Mack Watch my flow... ♪ 69 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,639 Come in, come in. 70 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,879 Hello! 71 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,399 Look at that bronzed countenance! Oh, I say. 72 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,319 I've got the Tenerife glow, baby. Better than the rash. 73 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,319 Haven't you? Oh, my darling, we missed you! 74 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,879 I missed you! 75 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,999 Being smothered by David's hulking embrace 76 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,039 first thing in the morning is simply delicious. 77 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:05,359 Like a caramel canele - brown, silky 78 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:08,239 and just a little bit naughty. 79 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,879 What's your birthday? 80 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,039 5th of May. 81 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,279 Oh, my God, you're Tauran! Yeah. 82 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,159 That's the bull, right? Come on then, Tom. 83 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,239 What filth are you going to spin with this? 84 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,399 The most interesting sign because they're also very practical 85 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,239 and very pragmatic. 86 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,359 Wait for it. 87 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,759 But then at the other end of the spectrum, 88 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:30,519 they've got this wild sensuality and romance... 89 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:31,879 Wait for it. 90 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,599 ...that just squirts out of them. 91 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,239 And there we have it. Wow. 92 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,439 It's intense. 93 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,599 I'm a squirter. I'm a Capricorn. PHONE RINGS 94 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,199 Wet my hooves. 95 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,399 Do you know, I'm actually quite relieved because 96 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,639 that was getting a bit sensual. Yeah. 97 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,439 Hello. Hi, Tom. We're ready for David. 98 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:51,000 He's brought all his Tauran energy today. 99 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,279 Taurus energy. Taurus. 100 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,879 That's what David's bringing? 101 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,559 Yep, a load of bull. 102 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,759 Oh! 103 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,559 Hello! LAUGHTER 104 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,919 Wow! You OK? 105 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,159 You stormed... Ooh! What's under that coat? 106 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,159 Nothing! Oh! 107 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,879 Nothing's under the coat. 108 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,799 Someone get a newspaper down, quick. 109 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,959 A skid mark on that sofa would be a nightmare. 110 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,439 Having frenchied Fan in Tenerife, 111 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,039 on their second date back in London, despite his flirting... 112 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,359 What's on your balls? 113 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,839 THEY LAUGH 114 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:26,519 ...Fan got blown off. 115 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,119 I just want to say, though, lovely date, 116 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,159 but I just do feel like it is a bit more of a friends vibe. That's fair. 117 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,399 How was your date with Fan? 118 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,959 It was lovely. 119 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,719 Like, he's a really nice boy. 120 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,399 We got on so well, 121 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:44,119 but it just wasn't a full vibe. 122 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,559 What was missing? 123 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,599 There's just not the feeling. 124 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,039 You know what the feeling is. 125 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,439 The feeling of, like, "I like this person." 126 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,879 The feeling, like, "I want to see this person again. 127 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,919 "This could go somewhere." 128 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,279 That feeling that you have inside of you, 129 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:02,439 it's just not there. There's no spark. 130 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:07,039 I was honest to his face that I feel like we're more of a friends vibe. 131 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,319 What it could be - and I think this is something 132 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:12,919 that you really need to appreciate about yourself - is that 133 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,999 he does like you. Yeah. Thomas liked you. 134 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,759 Mark liked you. Yeah. 135 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,199 Serious question. Yeah. 136 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,399 Your dates do adore you. 137 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:25,040 Do you love and adore yourself, truly? 138 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,760 Most of the time. 139 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,279 Yeah. I just kind of want to get this entire experience right 140 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:36,919 because I genuinely want to find love. 141 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,679 Like, my mum and dad are still together. 142 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,560 My grandma and grandad were still together until he died. 143 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,800 It'd just be nice for that to be me. 144 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,320 What was it like growing up as David Potts? 145 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,279 Childhood was great. 146 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,439 Like, I come from a really, really amazing family background, 147 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,559 but I was really badly bullied in high school for being gay... 148 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,039 HE SNORTS 149 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,119 ...which I know isn't funny, 150 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,999 but it's just because I was so obviously gay. 151 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,879 And because obviously with the bullying in school, 152 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,079 because it was such a negative impact, it was like, 153 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,879 "If you're gay, it's disgusting. 154 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,799 "If you're gay, it's a bad thing," 155 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,240 because that's all I'd ever heard about it. 156 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,520 That's awful. 157 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,040 Yeah, it is. 158 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,399 Um, sorry. 159 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,640 That's really awful. 160 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,879 Yeah. It's horrible to think about it, to be honest. 161 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,559 Um... 162 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,520 But then when I told my mum and dad, they were so fine. 163 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:44,839 But, like, I look back now and I just think, 164 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,360 God, I wish I'd said it earlier, you know? 165 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:55,919 I would argue that romantic love is not so different 166 00:06:55,920 --> 00:07:00,919 than the love that you have for family, for example. OK. 167 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,279 And that when you are with your family, 168 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,519 you feel safe. Yeah. 169 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,559 I would argue that what you are looking for, 170 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,559 the feeling that you will have when you are with your partner, 171 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,839 your partner, is going to be safety. 172 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,599 Yeah. It's not necessarily fireworks shooting off constantly. 173 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,640 Safety. 174 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,199 Curiosity. Yeah. These are the feelings 175 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,639 that I want you to be checking for... 176 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,359 OK. ..when you're with someone. 177 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,999 Yeah, that's a good idea. Mm-hm. Yeah. 178 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,399 We're going to work on your next date. 179 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,199 Yes. OK. And we're going to use the knowledge 180 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,759 that we have now to put someone in front of you 181 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,799 that you can feel safe with. 182 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,639 OK. You ready for that? Oh, am I ready? 183 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,079 Baby, I'm born ready. 184 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,599 You heard the man! Get on it, agents. 185 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,639 ♪ "DJs don't dance no more," they said... ♪ 186 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,759 Back out on the street, and here comes James - 187 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,519 and it looks like he's had a proper spend-up in Matalan. 188 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,079 I need to pull my trousers up. 189 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,040 Don't tell me he's pissed in that phone box. 190 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,879 DOORBELL RINGS Celebrity dating agency. 191 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,239 It's James. 192 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,599 ♪ "DJs don't dance no more," they said 193 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,319 {\an8}♪ DJs don't dance no more... ♪ 194 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,239 Darling! Oh! 195 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,999 At last! Oh, look! I have missed you. 196 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,359 We're matching! Complementary palettes. 197 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,079 Yep, matching shades on the Bristol Stool Chart. 198 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:27,199 ♪ I've had the time of my life 199 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,039 ♪ No, I never felt this way before... ♪ 200 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,399 JAMES LAUGHS 201 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,319 How are you? I missed you. Oh, I've missed you. 202 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,919 Wow, that's the best chemistry James has had so far. 203 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,759 I think you've grown an inch. I have. 204 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,519 Well, always for you. 205 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,039 So naughty! 206 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,839 And that's the best flirt he's done. 207 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,599 Something you want to tell us, James? 208 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,839 Am I fingering my clasp? 209 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,519 Oh, here we go. 210 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,279 Oh, you are fingering a clasp. 211 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,719 It's meant to be at the back. Oh... 212 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,839 Oh, there we are. No, I just tossed it off. 213 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,879 Oh, I bet you do. And then I tossed it on. 214 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:58,959 Leave it out, Tom. 215 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,319 You're flanking won't impress this guy. 216 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,199 But upstairs, the Brun-Dog and T 217 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,479 are talking about some serious tossing - 218 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,919 the girls he tossed aside in Tenerife. 219 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:11,799 He ended the Tenerife journey with no lady. 220 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,799 No, no, which is a surprise, right? 221 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:20,079 I think what we really need to push him on today is 222 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,319 how serious he is about this process. 223 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,919 So many questions. Yes. 224 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,319 PHONE RINGS 225 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,599 Hello. Tom. 226 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,159 If you could send James up, please. 227 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,199 All right, darling. Bye. 228 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,879 They're ready! 229 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,079 Our time together is always so short and so brief. 230 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,919 Oh! But we shall do it again. 231 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,999 But... We shall do it again. ...it's not about quantity. 232 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,399 It's about quality. It's about quality. 233 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,759 And that was superlative. 234 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,800 That was. Darling, I'll see you soon. 235 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,119 James invited PT mum-of-two Scarlett to Teners 236 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:52,559 after meeting her at the mixer 237 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,559 and wasted no time showing her his favourite workout... 238 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,239 Can I kiss you? Yeah. 239 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,839 ...the lip press. 240 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,199 Then he was thrown into a new date with pageant model Zara, 241 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,439 with very few complaints from the big man. 242 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,759 Have you been here before? I must have been about 20. 243 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,399 What, so last week? 244 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,119 Smooth. 245 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,839 At the pick, Zara stood up for him, 246 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,559 but despite their kiss, Scarlett didn't. 247 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,920 And in the end he decided not to date Zara again. 248 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,399 Come on in. 249 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,279 Hello! 250 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,799 Hello. There he is. Like a lumberjack. 251 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,999 Yeah! Just trying out a few different styles, guys, hey? 252 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,959 How was Tenerife for you? 253 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,159 I had a great time with everyone. They're all really nice girls. 254 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:36,039 My conclusion at the end, they probably weren't quite right for me. 255 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,559 OK. Fair enough. So you chose you? 256 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,999 Mm-hm. Again! 257 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,879 You strike me as someone who's always been in a relationship. 258 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,639 Like, you're... Or should I say you're a relationship guy? 259 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,439 The traditional relationship, I think, for me, would not 260 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,279 work at this point in time. 261 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,359 Where I'm at is I'd like to meet someone 262 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,519 that I could be consistent with, but without the constraint. 263 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,159 You have the intimacy, you have the vibe, 264 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,759 but you don't have any of the stress. 265 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,399 I want something light, but with someone who's smart, 266 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,959 sexy and could test me and challenge me. 267 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,439 With all due respect, 268 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,280 James, I think you're looking for a fairy tale. 269 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,559 Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, really. 270 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,879 Yeah. Because what you're describing is you're describing 271 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,839 a relationship without responsibility. 272 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,599 Mm-hm. Yeah. 273 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,319 Your previous relationship, 274 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,279 I mean, maybe the intensity... Yeah. 275 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,159 ...slash the pain of the separation, 276 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,279 is that what's informing why you are 277 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,159 outlining this type of relationship to us? 278 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:40,399 I still have a very close relationship with Chloe. 279 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,559 We co-parent, we spend time together, we go on holidays. 280 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,879 You know, we still have that bond, 281 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,359 which is really important for our daughter. 282 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,399 So part of the emotional energy I have, I have a family. 283 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,839 Am I eager to start another family? Probably not. 284 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,279 What you just said, honestly, 285 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,239 that statement is going to stay with me. 286 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,799 "I already have a family." Mm-hm. 287 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,439 Almost every time I've talked to you, 288 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,919 part of the conversation has been about your ex. Mm-hm. 289 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,479 So are you truly over your ex? 290 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,679 Oof! 291 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,919 Good question. 292 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,839 Well, come on, James. Answer it! 293 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,520 Oh, shit! 294 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,399 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 295 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,479 where former rugby player James Haskell 296 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,960 is being thoroughly tackled by the P-Dog. 297 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,279 Are you truly over your ex? 298 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,039 Ooh! Tough one. 299 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,319 Good question. Damn right it is. 300 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,199 This is the Brunson you're dealing with. 301 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,999 Do I still love Chloe? Yeah. 302 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,919 I still love her and I will always have that... 303 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,159 I'll always find her attractive. I still have all those things. 304 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,159 We just... 305 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,999 We are better now than we were when we were together. 306 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,759 So I am fine. It's just, it's not as simple as it was 307 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,159 ten years ago when it was just one person. 308 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,079 So there's actually a lot of complication, 309 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,559 which is the bit that makes me say casual, 310 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:12,279 because I'm not sure I've got the bandwidth to take on all the stuff. 311 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,919 I just don't want to have any stress. 312 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:18,439 It's not just you know out the gate and you have one date and you know. 313 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,439 It's going to require even more work on your part 314 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,639 to unveil even more about yourself, 315 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,039 so that you can see if the two of you actually... 316 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,759 If there is a place where you do meet. Yeah. 317 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,159 Yeah. And if you don't find anyone, you can always go over to Tom's 318 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,399 and help him out with a pearl necklace. 319 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,479 ♪ I can buy myself flowers... ♪ 320 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,559 Next to tip up at Love HQ, 321 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,319 looking like a sexy Dickensian chimney sweep - 322 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,439 she could shove a broom up my flue! 323 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,199 It's Aussie free spirit, Lucinda Light. 324 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,119 Yoo-hoo! Tom-Tom! 325 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:56,119 ♪ I can buy myself flowers 326 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,240 {\an8}♪ Write my name in the sand... ♪ 327 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,519 Hello, gorgeous. Oh, look! 328 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,719 Love, light! 329 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,039 Hi, Tom. Luminescence. 330 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:11,039 ♪ Who got the power? ♪ 331 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,559 Hot on her heels is the last celeb to rock up to the agency - 332 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,559 having hunted, killed and skinned the Honey Monster, 333 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,119 it's sassy Scouser Gabby. 334 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:25,959 Oh, love! Oh, I'm gonna have a brace of flaxen goddesses. Come in. 335 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,279 ♪ Who got the power? ♪ 336 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,599 ♪ I got the, I got the power 337 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,439 ♪ I got the, I got the power 338 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,519 {\an8}♪ I got the, I got the power 339 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,919 ♪ I got the Who got the power? ♪ 340 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,679 Oh! Yeah! 341 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,919 Look at you! Hello! 342 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,679 Look at all this glamour. Sartorial wizardry. She's exquisite. 343 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,919 Ohh. Mwah, you look wonderful. Thank you. 344 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,559 I've missed you. Do you know what? 345 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,959 The two people that I knew would love the coat. 346 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,920 Not as much as the Honey Monster did, though. 347 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,519 Upstairs, the Honey Monster's brother 348 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,719 from another mother has squirmed his way 349 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,159 through another deep and meaningful. 350 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,879 It was a great session. It was good. Yeah. It was good. 351 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:12,159 But just so I'm truly leaving understanding is that 352 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,239 you're just looking for the right person. Right. 353 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,879 Yes. I'm interested to see if there is someone out there, 354 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,919 so I'm open-minded, hardworking and focused on that. 355 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,359 All right, mate, you're looking for a soulmate, 356 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,639 not writing a new LinkedIn profile. 357 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,519 You will be going on a date very soon. 358 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,400 Yes. It's gonna be a blind date... 359 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,759 ...so we're not showing you in advance. 360 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,519 Yep, that's usually how a blind date works, Dr T. 361 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,959 Shut up! 362 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,920 And her name is Megan. That's all you know. 363 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,759 Really? 364 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,359 This is scary, 365 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,519 because I've never been on a blind date before. 366 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,519 HIGHER-PITCHED: Why is this his scared voice? 367 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,039 Yeah, and remember, we're removing casual 368 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,479 out of your vocabulary... Yeah, fine. 369 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,199 ...because that's not what you're looking for. Fine. 370 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,519 That session was a roller-coaster. 371 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,999 James came in hot saying he wants a casual relationship, 372 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,199 but I think we've worked it out now that he actually doesn't want that 373 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,599 and now he's on a better path of clarity. 374 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,439 Are you sure, Dr T? I'll need to see it to believe it. 375 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,639 See you guys later. Have fun. 376 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,879 Have faith. Bye! I won't let you down. 377 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,199 We will. Yes. See you later. 378 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,879 And off he goes with a spring in his step. 379 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:19,039 Look out, ladies, the Hask is back on the loose. 380 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,599 And speaking of loose, 381 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,079 time to check in with Loose Woman Coleen. 382 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,959 At her last visit to the agency, Anna and Dr T 383 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,199 raised her temperature 384 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,039 by revealing her next date, AI trainer Adam. 385 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,919 And just to clarify, he's not AI, he trains AI. 386 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,799 At least I think that's right. 387 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,439 I'm excited today about my date with Adam, because it can't be any worse 388 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,239 than the ones I've had so far. SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 389 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,039 ROB MIMICS NERVOUS LAUGHTER Yep, that nervous laugh 390 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,559 is because in Tenerife, 391 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,279 despite getting hungry for her date Steve... 392 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,359 We could do Lady And The Tramp. 393 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,119 ...and getting a taste of him, 394 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,759 on her next date with Andy, 395 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,359 she'd lost her appetite. 396 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,559 If we're having three courses, it's quite intense. 397 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,039 We're not having three, are we? 398 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,719 But when it came down to it... 399 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,759 If you would like to continue to see Coleen, 400 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,079 please stand up right now. 401 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,079 ...it was Steve and Andy who weren't up for seconds, 402 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,999 so let's hope things go better on her lunchtime date with Adam. 403 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,119 Oh, my God. 404 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,639 I'm not going to give up on this search. 405 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,199 Instead of going in all negative, 406 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,479 I'm actually going in there this time with confidence 407 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,279 and in the hope that this might be it. 408 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,359 Who knows? That's the spirit, Coleen. 409 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,919 And here he is. It's Adam from Catford. 410 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,399 Big up my South East London man. 411 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,079 Am I eating on my own? 412 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,759 She's already at the restaurant, mate. 413 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,839 Get your skates on! 414 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,719 I know very little about Coleen. 415 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,919 I just listened to two of her songs. 416 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,119 I Want To Go Dancing or something along those lines. 417 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,519 They made me want to roller-skate. 418 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,599 Right, three things - you ain't from Catford, 419 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,319 I was joking about the roller-skates, and you're late. 420 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,479 Get a wiggle on, son. 421 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,599 I feel sick. Well, don't throw up now, Coleen, your date's here. 422 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,599 Hi. Oh! Hello. 423 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,519 How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? 424 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,079 Very good, very good. I'm glad you're here. 425 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,079 Adam, I hope you know. Hi, Adam. I'm Coleen. Hi. 426 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,759 So, have you been waiting here long? 427 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,919 Long enough for my nerves to kick in. 428 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,559 Yeah? Well, trust me, 429 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,959 you're probably not as bad as mine. Oh, no. 430 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,199 Do you live in London now? 431 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,679 I live in London. Yeah, I live in Catford. 432 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,039 Oh, Catford? Yeah. How about you? Where do you live? 433 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,319 Oh, I live in Staffordshire. How is it? 434 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,399 Do you like it? Yeah, I love it. 435 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,079 I live right out in the countryside... 436 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,919 That's pretty nice. ...so it's just beautiful views 437 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,239 and got all my animals and stuff. 438 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,479 I grew up as a... on a little hobby farm 439 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,999 when I was a kid. Oh, really? Yeah. 440 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,919 We had horses and chickens and rabbits. That's what I've got. Yeah? 441 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,519 So far so good. He might not be my usual type, 442 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,999 but I love his accent and he grew up on a farm. 443 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,399 He could be a match made in heaven. 444 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,879 I've got horses, chickens, pygmy goats. 445 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,119 And what? Oh, pygmy goats. Pygmy goats. Oh, those are fun. 446 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,159 And ducks. 447 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,799 Which is your favourite animal? 448 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,519 Oh, that's really hard. ADAM LAUGHS 449 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,039 Every time I'm with one of them, I go, "They're my favourite." Yeah. 450 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,879 Except the pygmy goat, obviously. 451 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,320 They're ugly little pricks. 452 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,439 Back to the agency now for a post-Teners debrief 453 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,639 with the fit and the fab. 454 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,840 Come on in. 455 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,079 Hello. What's up ladies? How are yous? Good. 456 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,079 How you guys doing? Look at this glamour puss. Good, how are you? 457 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,159 Can I just...? This is serious. 458 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,479 This is amazing. It's so lush in here. It is. 459 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,079 We're ready to get vulnerable, I tell you what. 460 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,079 Oh, God. Really? We're so excited that we're in here together. Yeah. 461 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,879 You two could learn a lot from each other. 462 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,640 Mm-hm. I agree. 463 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,760 Having swayed his way to a smooch on their first date... 464 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,279 ...and with soup strainer Steve failing to rise to 465 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,239 the occasion at the pick, Ken claimed his right 466 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,320 for a second bite of the cherry, and Lucinda couldn't refuse. 467 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,879 Aw, thank you. You're gorgeous. 468 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,839 Meanwhile, Gabby took doodle dude Karl 469 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,279 all the way to Tenerife just to rub him out 470 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,400 with toyboy muscle man Joel. 471 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,599 Karl, I feel like there was 472 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,399 so much potential when I first met you. 473 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,959 I hope that I did make you feel comfortable, 474 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:10,599 but I just wanted a bit more back because it has to be both ways. 475 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,359 And then obviously yesterday, Joel, was, like, so fun 476 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:19,199 and I think there's potential there for us to find out more. 477 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,119 How was Tenerife for you? 478 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:25,759 What I found the most kind of eye-opening 479 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,959 for me is that I've never had to stand there, really, 480 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,039 and tell somebody face to face why something won't work out. 481 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:33,079 Quite honestly, 482 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,519 I was shocked you picked Joel, 483 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,039 because Joel didn't seem 484 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:41,639 as if he was emotionally mature enough for you. LUCINDA: Hmm. 485 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,959 But the dates with Karl were really difficult. Right. 486 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,959 No, no, I hear you. Yeah. You know, quite honestly, 487 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,359 there's a similarity in the choices 488 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,159 that you two made that were shocking to me. 489 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,879 So, Ken stood up... Mm. 490 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,679 ...and he really made it clear that he wanted to see you again. 491 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,959 I like that he was really direct 492 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,719 and was like, you know, "I want this." 493 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,919 Like, there's something so sexy in desire, 494 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,319 but I'm a bit of an earth mama. 495 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,199 Probably don't need all the fast cars and watches 496 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,239 that are as expensive as my whole asset pool. 497 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,519 So, Lucinda, why did you select him? 498 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,319 You know, he's just a bit juicy. He's definitely one of my types. 499 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,479 Yeah. For sure. 500 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,199 Her list of types is 14 pages long, to be fair. 501 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,959 You're going on a double date tonight. 502 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:29,599 Oh, are we? Yay! That is so fun. Yes! 503 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,279 Yep, there was a two-for-one offer going 504 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,039 and as we're halfway through the series, 505 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,719 the budget is getting tight. 506 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,559 There is the potential of something there 507 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,279 so you two can help each other, 508 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,679 but more importantly, you can learn from each other. Yeah. 509 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,239 That's right. You ready? Yeah, ready. Yes! 510 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,079 Let's do it. All right, good. Thank you. 511 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,479 Oh, my God, a night out with Lucinda and Joel? 512 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,879 What could be better? 513 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,559 This is going to be so much fun. 514 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,119 Yeah. Let's go. I'm excited! 515 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,200 Eee-ee! Whoo! 516 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,399 On the other side of town, 517 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,719 Loose Woman Coleen is off to a good start 518 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,599 on her lunch date with the Canadian charmer Adam. 519 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,599 Should I ask, then, what brought you here? 520 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,359 What brought me here? 521 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,159 No, to be honest with you, 522 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,239 I've been married and divorced. 523 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,519 Kids have grown up. 524 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,519 So, how many kids? I have three grown-up kids... Yeah? 525 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,959 ...who have all just had kids. So what about you? 526 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,479 What are you looking for? What am I looking for? 527 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,519 I don't know, really. I mean, I guess it's nice to... 528 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,319 Have you been married or anything? I've never been married. No? 529 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,439 I mean, who would marry me? I mean, it's ridiculous. 530 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,199 HE LAUGHS 531 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,319 Come on, mate, pick your game up. 532 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,639 And you've never wanted to marry or been close to getting married? 533 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,279 Not really. Not that I'm asking you to marry me, I'm just... Yeah. 534 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,320 Hey, what are you doing later? 535 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,040 If you've got time, yeah. 536 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,399 No, I've never... I mean, I don't know. 537 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,599 I mean, I have had occasions when, 538 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,999 you know, I thought I might marry somebody, 539 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,159 but, I mean, why would you...? 540 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,959 I mean, I don't get what's the point. 541 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,919 I mean, really, if you're close to somebody, 542 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,799 you're having a nice time with them... Have you got kids? 543 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,319 No kids, no. Did you ever want kids? 544 00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,879 I mean, I like kids. I get along with kids. 545 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,919 Do I want kids, though? 546 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,079 It's always nice when you can hand them back, you know? 547 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,799 You know, it's like... I tried doing that with the midwife. 548 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,320 Apparently, that's not how it works. 549 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,959 I'm not a very family-oriented guy in the sense that, 550 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,119 you know, like, I love my family, but I'm not like... 551 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,319 You don't have to see them every minute, 552 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,799 talk to them every minute. Yeah, exactly, exactly. 553 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,319 Coming from someone who's very close to their family, 554 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,479 it's kind of a red flag for me that Adam is saying 555 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,559 that he's not family orientated really at all. 556 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,879 And I think I'm going to have 557 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,399 to spend time working out exactly who Adam is. 558 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,119 Do you find it difficult to be tactile and...? 559 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:40,279 Oh, my God, no. Not at all. ADAM LAUGHS 560 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,839 I've never seen 561 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,239 a man look more uncomfortable at that question. 562 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,279 You went, "No." Well, no, I mean, like, 563 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,719 I was like, "Do I seem like that?" 564 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,159 No, but the way you went no was like... 565 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,479 Oh, yeah? ..don't test that. 566 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,439 No, I just found it, frankly, surprising you would say that. 567 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,239 Oh, shit. You might want to fetch your roller-skates, Adam. 568 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,520 This ain't looking good. 569 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,879 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where Coleen is nearing the end 570 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,919 of her date with Catford-based Canadian Adam, 571 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,599 where despite what looked like a positive start to the date, 572 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,439 Adam started throwing out more red flags 573 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,279 than a Chinese military parade. 574 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,599 Big up Xi Jinping. 575 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,079 It has been lovely, so... Yes. Cheers. 576 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,039 Can we do this with coffee? To a lovely evening. 577 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,599 Can we toast with coffee? Is that allowed? 578 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,359 You can toast with anything. All right. Well... 579 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,839 Oh, spoke too soon. Maybe Mr Canada is still in with a shot. 580 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,479 Should we get our lovely waiter over here? 581 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,079 Yeah. Can we get a bill from you, please? 582 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,200 Oh, what a gentleman. 583 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,119 So, are you paying tonight? 584 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,120 Whoa! OK, he's gone in. 585 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,079 I mean, you're the celebrity, after all. Of course. 586 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,959 Oh, God, he's doubled down. 587 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,999 You're the one rolling in the money. 588 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,360 Oh, my God, triple down! 589 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,840 I'm not a daytime celebrity TV personality. We'll go halves. 590 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,760 Ooh, she did not like that. 591 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,240 Thank you. 592 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,999 "Well, you can pay, you're a celebrity," and I thought, 593 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,640 "Oh, bye-bye, Adam. I ain't your Eve, that's for sure." 594 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,639 Not because I don't think I should pay a bill, 595 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,719 but I'm quite old fashioned that in the first date 596 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,959 I think the man should offer. 597 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,959 Lovely meeting you. Likewise. 598 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,919 And if you're ever in London 599 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,759 and you want to see, you know, meet up again sometime... 600 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,839 Great. ..let me know. 601 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,519 Never has "great" sounded so unconvincing. 602 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,279 He's got a very kind face, 603 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,239 but then gradually as it went on and things started to be said, 604 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,559 I thought, "No." 605 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,079 Thank you so much. See you soon. 606 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,319 Bye-bye. Bye, bye. 607 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,079 Wow. Proper Irish exit, that. Oh, God. Give me strength. 608 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,279 Fucked right off. 609 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,199 When it came to who was going to pay for the bill, 610 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,439 you know, I made a little joke about her being a celebrity. 611 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,919 Yeah, the punchline was her paying the fucking bill, though. 612 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,999 I had a really nice time 613 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,319 and I'd like to think that she did. 614 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,479 And I'd like to think I know the answer to this, but Coleen? 615 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,879 No, disaster. 616 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,359 Can't wait to speak to the agents. 617 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,039 Oh, shit. 618 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,119 Across town, 619 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,359 Lucinda and Gabby are charged up and ready 620 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,199 for another outing with their Tenerife talismen, 621 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,639 thirsty big boy Ken and smooth-talking baby-face Joel. 622 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,279 ♪ Who run this mother? Girls 623 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,679 ♪ Who run this mother? ♪ 624 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,160 Oi, close the door! Bloody celebs. 625 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,519 I love a round table. 626 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,959 I'm so glad that we're here before them. 627 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,239 Sit next to me, though. 628 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,239 It's a bit of a slip-in, isn't it? Ooh. 629 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,599 I feel like I'm... Wha! 630 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,879 Ohh. OK. Jackets off. 631 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,239 I'm not taking my jacket off. Zone in. 632 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,879 LUCINDA INHALES AND EXHALES 633 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,600 OK. Deep breath. 634 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,679 That's it. Get in the zone, girls, 635 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,319 cos coming in strong are these two absolute players. 636 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,879 ♪ Give me that hot sauce, hot sauce, hot sauce 637 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,319 ♪ Tip of my tongue till it made me go off... ♪ 638 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,679 Fuck me, how many flowers have they got? 639 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,199 ♪ Is it sweet or is it spicy? ♪ 640 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,519 Lucinda, during the date, 641 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,999 we're going to be talking 642 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,199 and doing a little bit more than talking after that. 643 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,519 What do you mean, Ken? 644 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,439 A coffee and a stroll down the Thames? 645 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,559 Nah, he talking about the bang, bang. Oh! 646 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,239 Look how handsome you both look. Ohh. Looking beautiful. Thank you. 647 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,760 Aw! How are you? I'm good, thanks very much. 648 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,719 Wow. These are for you. How many is this? 100. 649 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,159 100 red roses. 650 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,719 That is a first for me. 651 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,159 Joel has come on fire and he's looking pretty fire too. 652 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,959 How are you? 653 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,439 You smell so good. 654 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,799 Been waiting to see you all week. You look amazing. Look at that. 655 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,319 Wow. You look very dapper yourself. Thank you. 656 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,639 Aw, Ken, you sweetie with the flowers 657 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,279 and you look hot diggity damn. 658 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:42,359 What a fine specimen of a man. Very spunky. 659 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,599 It's so different seeing people 660 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,439 in London rather than Tenerife, right? 661 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,199 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. 662 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,919 I think Tenerife was just a lot of just wetness, shorts. 663 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,759 Wetness? Oh, sorry. 664 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,359 Sorry I'm too graphic with it. I mean, 665 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,439 there's nothing wrong about wetness. 666 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,799 And Ken's off. Hold tight, everyone. 667 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,159 I know that you guys wish you could have 668 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,279 gone on the water park, but... We do. 669 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,879 ...there's always a second chance for everything. 670 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,119 I would have loved to have gone down a slide with you. 671 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,999 Well... I'm disappointed we didn't get... 672 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,680 It's never too late to go down a slide with me. 673 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,519 Guys, you've been here two minutes. Chill out. 674 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,159 Let me get the tropical kiss... 675 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,519 Tropical kiss for you. ...because I feel like 676 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,759 I'm gonna be lucky tonight. 677 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,919 Here we go, my man Ken's after some of that 678 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,440 sweet, tasty splish splash. 679 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,919 ♪ I'm a whole damn package, would you look at that? ♪ 680 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,799 Across town and sploshing his way 681 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,919 through London puddles in search of no-strings cuddles 682 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,679 is this posh flanker. 683 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,159 I sort of said I wanted something casual, 684 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,119 relaxed, a bit of fun. 685 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,319 That was a big no-no. 686 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,559 What I meant was, 687 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,199 you know, I just want to take things a little bit more chilled, 688 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,560 so hopefully tonight will be chilled. 689 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,079 And the lucky lady about to scrum down 690 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,959 with James's new chill vibes is Megan. 691 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,959 I do think that James would be what my friends class as my type. 692 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,079 I don't think I personally have a type, 693 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,639 but I think he is someone that I could fancy. 694 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,640 Oh, this is looking good. Come on, Haskell, don't screw it up. 695 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,079 How are you doing? Hello. I'm all right. 696 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,439 How are you? I'm James. Nice to meet you. 697 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,359 How you doing, you all right? Megan. Hi, Megan. 698 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,279 Let me pull your chair out for you. There we are. Oh, thank you. 699 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,760 No problem. My pleasure. 700 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,999 You good? Yeah. Better than I was earlier. 701 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,559 It was so cold. 702 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,999 I've never been on a blind date. Have you not? 703 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,319 I have never been on a blind date. Have you? I've been on one. 704 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,559 OK. And it's safe to say 705 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,159 that I didn't go on a second date with him. 706 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,719 He was like, "So..." Da-da-da-da, something about playing football 707 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,959 and I was like, "Yeah, I'm not going to lie, 708 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,599 "but I actually don't fancy footballers." 709 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,439 What about lump-heads who play with the egg-shaped ball? 710 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,519 Yeah, I might fancy rugby players a little bit more. 711 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,639 Here we go. Although apparently he's a DJ now. 712 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,239 What about them? 713 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,439 They're scrawny. Ah. 714 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,639 You like a bit more of a... A manly man. 715 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,359 A manly man. Do I look like a manly man? 716 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,479 You look like a man who's way too thirsty 717 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,319 for compliments, to be honest. 718 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,439 Yeah, you do look like a manly man. Thank you! 719 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,559 You look beautiful, by the way. Thank you. 720 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,559 So, what do you do? I'm in childcare. 721 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,479 OK. What kind of thing? 722 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,199 The deputy manager of a pre-school, so it's early years. 723 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,119 Like it? Yeah, I love it. I've done it for ten years. 724 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:10,199 OK. It's exhausting. Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah. 725 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,959 And also, like, going home to my son... 726 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,919 OK. ..I am then like children, children, children, children. 727 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,839 And then it gets to a point where you have to socialise with adults, 728 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,919 I'm like, I don't know how to. Yeah. I can sing The Wheels On The Bus 729 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,359 and that's about it. Well, I mean, I still sing The Wheels On The Bus. 730 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,479 Sing it? It is the best track on your DJ mix. 731 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,759 Thank you. 732 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:29,120 Cheers, Megan. To blind dates. To blind dates. 733 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,919 Back to the double date now, 734 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,399 where Lucinda and Gabby are going two's up with Ken and Joel, 735 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,599 and it seems Lu-Lu is on a mission. 736 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:43,359 We really like the sound of getting some oysters for the... 737 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,519 What is it? There's no aphrodisiacs. 738 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,119 Jesus, that's the last thing Ken needs. 739 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:50,559 It's going down tonight. Yes, indeed. 740 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,279 Yeah, Ken is not a man who needs help with his libido. 741 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,359 Thanks. So, guys, 742 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,119 I feel like we need to make a toast. Yes! 743 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,359 To new beginnings. Yeah? 744 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,479 New beginnings. Nice to see you. 745 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,279 And to no expectations. 746 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,159 Yeah, probably a little bit late for that with this geezer. 747 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,519 Me and you, what I'm looking for, 748 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,879 you already know what I'm looking for you, 749 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,239 but I feel like ours is like 750 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,039 we're looking for something more natural. 751 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,479 We don't want to force anything. 752 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,799 If it happens, it happens, right? Yeah. 753 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,679 Even just the eye contact and I'm like... Ohh. 754 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,880 Don't make me jump over the table, Gabby. 755 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,879 Just stop that right now. 756 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,319 So, Gabby, answer the question. 757 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,559 What are you looking for? 758 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,319 You want to be able to have fun with someone as your best friend. 759 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,359 100%. Yeah. But you also want to have the spicy fun. 760 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,279 Would you say you're a relationship person, then? 761 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,799 Yeah. OK. I've been in a few long-term relationships. 762 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,679 Yeah. So 2018, about five years. 763 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,839 Wow. But I was with a woman. You was with a woman? 764 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,799 I was. Twosomes, threesomes, foursomes and moresomes. 765 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,879 That's amazing. 766 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:54,879 ♪ Cos tonight, baby, I wanna get freaky with you... ♪ 767 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,679 Ken thinks it's fucking Christmas. 768 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:02,079 Guys, listen, I mean, I've got a penthouse in Chelsea. 769 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,359 Can we go there tonight? Not tonight. No. No. 100%. 770 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,039 No, listen. No, we're not having a foursome tonight, 771 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,919 but I just want to go and see it. No, but we can have an after-party. 772 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,119 Listen, she lives, like... Lots of foursomes with these lot. 773 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,359 No, but it's got to be a foursome 774 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,159 because there's four of us going. I want one-on-one first. 775 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,639 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 776 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,919 I can't let everyone just have a taste of my woman 777 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,839 when I ain't even had a taste myself. 778 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,519 That's wild. Listen, I understand that, but have more drinks 779 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,679 and then you'll change your mind. 780 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,839 You'll change your mind. No. No foursomes, Ken. 781 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,119 I feel like Ken needs to be put 782 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,599 in a field on his own like a horny bull. 783 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,719 It could be a bit too much. It could be. 784 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,799 You think it'd be too much? Anyway... Yeah. 785 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,159 Oh, my God, Ken is so full-on. 786 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,319 I haven't even had a chance to speak to Joel yet. 787 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,359 Do you live at home? So I was living up in Coventry. 788 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,719 Just moved back down to Kent. Well, that's a massive yes. 789 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,159 Maybe you can move into Ken's penthouse. 790 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:52,239 Erm... No, no, no, no. I'm waiting for that... 791 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,639 I've got a spare room for Luciana. Luciana? My name's Lucinda. 792 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,439 Oh, my God. It's Lucinda, not Luciana. I apologise. 793 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,679 Ken, whatever we had has gone right out the door. 794 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,799 What have you just called me? Lucian... Lucifer. 795 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,680 Lu... That is outrageous. 796 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,279 Oh, wow. Thank you very much. 797 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,639 I think we'll maybe take the oysters away. 798 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,480 It's too late. He's already erect. 799 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,399 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating. 800 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,639 Over on the double date, 801 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,279 forgetful Ken is trying to get more intel on Lucinda, 802 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,520 or whatever her name is. 803 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,479 Gab, what do you know about Lucinda? 804 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,879 I know that Lucinda is not about anything materialistic. 805 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,319 It's not all about businesses and properties you own. 806 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,239 100%. It's not all about labels. 807 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,279 She's letting you know. 808 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,159 I know. Well, I'm just not really interested in that. 809 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,559 100%. It's not my thing. 810 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,599 100%. 811 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,799 I just want heart and soul and integrity and... Passionate. 812 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,679 100%. Just not with you. 813 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,599 Yeah, but even maybe a bit more than passionate. 814 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,720 Hello. Ooh, that's nice. 815 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,959 You're welcome. That's me all day. 816 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,879 That looks good. 817 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,239 Being passionate is good, but you can also be over-passionate. 818 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,599 Oh, yeah? How's that? 819 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,719 You can also always be right but also be wrong. 820 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,159 Come again? 821 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,879 And you can also be wrong, but also be right. 822 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,519 Yeah, fascinating stuff, Joel, 823 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,559 but I'd let the bouquet of flowers do the talking for you next time. 824 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,919 I really believe every word you say. 825 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,879 Translation, "I don't really understand it, 826 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,679 "but I definitely believe you said it." 827 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,759 Well, thank you, I appreciate it. 828 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,839 Yeah, you really speak truth. 829 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,839 Just in a really abstract way. 830 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,159 What's your red flag? 831 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,439 Arrogance. Mm-hm. 832 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,399 Flashiness. OK. 833 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,159 Like, "I've got this, I do that." OK. 834 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,959 Yeah, they are a red flag for me. 835 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,079 And you, Ken? 836 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,799 OK. My biggest ick is smell. 837 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,839 Hygiene is important. 838 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,399 I mean, I don't want to smell nothing. 839 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,079 Like, apart from perfumes, and yeah, hygiene. 840 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,879 Um, my biggest passion is I'm very ambitious. 841 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,239 Eh? That's not a red flag. 842 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,280 Oh, right. He's talking himself up again. 843 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,599 I mean... I cannot. ...it's pretty obvious. 844 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,999 Right, listen, that is it. 845 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,999 Ken is just spouting a load of bollocks. 846 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,279 I've had enough. 847 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,319 I'm gonna call it. 848 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,359 Yes, Gabby. 849 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,559 On that note. All right. 850 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,799 We'll give you a minute. Back in a minute. We're gonna be back. 851 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,319 Oh, wait, where you ladies going? 852 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,759 I think we're gonna powder our nose. 853 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,839 OK, cool. OK, we'll be back. We'll be back. Enjoy it. 854 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,559 What are you thinking about the date, man? 855 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,599 I feel like the date is going good. 856 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,279 I feel like I'm gonna make a move. 857 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,599 I don't think Ken has read the room properly. 858 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,039 Maybe we could get Joel to explain it to him. 859 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,040 In terms of... 860 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,479 Uh, on second thoughts. 861 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,319 Babe. 862 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,359 Ken. 863 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,239 Everything that he's saying is coming from 864 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,839 a place of, like, performance. 865 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,719 Like, I'm sorry if I'm being, like, too hard saying this. 866 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,279 That's what I love about you, your directness. 867 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,879 And I feel like you've got such a good attunement of person. 868 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,919 And I see it too. 869 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,879 The other night, when we had the one-on-one date together, 870 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,759 we were sort of in each other's chemistry spell. 871 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,759 Um, but in this dynamic, I'm just... 872 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,239 I can really see him for where he's at, 873 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,119 but it's not what I want. Yeah. 874 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,199 I need depth and presence. Mm. 875 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,519 I actually need to be brave 876 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,439 and maybe speak some words directly to him. 877 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,919 Yeah, but I get the feeling that whatever words you use, 878 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,199 he'll still just hear, 879 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,600 "Do you want a foursome?" 880 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,319 Over to Hasky Boy's date, 881 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,879 where he's putting the agent's advice into practice. 882 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,039 He stopped talking for a whole five minutes, 883 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,719 and so now Megan's spilling the beans. 884 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,879 How many brothers and sisters you got? 885 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,279 I've got two younger sisters. 886 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,519 Oh, OK. 887 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,959 OK. Yeah. And, like, do you get on with them? 888 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,239 I get on with them, yeah. Oh, fine. 889 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,719 They're closer with each other than I am with them. 890 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,759 Why is that? 891 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:42,719 We, um, did have a bit of a rocky, um, childhood. 892 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,759 Oh, really? Mm. How? 893 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,599 We were on Supernanny. 894 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,759 Blimey. She's not just spilled the beans, 895 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,159 she's spilled the full English. 896 00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,239 Supernanny? Mm-hm. 897 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,639 What, that TV programme thing? Yeah. 898 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,239 How bad were you? 899 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,240 Um... 900 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,039 Cos it... it's quite... 901 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,799 It's quite a, um, well-known episode. 902 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,639 How bad were you? 903 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,679 I bit her, I hit her, I called her a bitch. 904 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,359 She was annoying, to be fair. 905 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,799 Yeah. Really? Mm. 906 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,999 So you were an ill-disciplined little nightmare? 907 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,519 No, I think I was just... challenging. 908 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,999 Yeah, that look says what you said, James. 909 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,879 Challenging? 910 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,759 I mean, I'm a bit surprised about Megan's, 911 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,159 uh, Supernanny revelation. 912 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,679 But let's be honest with you. 913 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,119 You can't judge people on what happened 914 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,439 in the past cos if you did, 915 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,319 I wouldn't be allowed to leave the house. 916 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,959 So are you a good girl now, then? 917 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,960 Yeah. 918 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,919 You didn't sound very... I've mellowed out. 919 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,159 Have you? Yeah. 920 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,960 Yeah, I don't believe her either, James. 921 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,839 Back over to the double date now, 922 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,679 where Ken's desperately trying to keep his orgy dreams alive with 923 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:51,919 a game of spin the bottle. 924 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,959 I mean a fork. 925 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,880 OK. Let's go. Classy. 926 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,159 OK, this dare's for you. 927 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,999 Give Joel a passionate kiss. 928 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,039 That's the dare. 929 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,079 I'll be a gentleman. I won't let... 930 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,439 You don't have to get up. I'm gonna come to you. 931 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,959 Oooh! 932 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,759 Wait... I love the way he takes control. 933 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,199 Have to wait to let her finish her steak. 934 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,359 This is good. This is what I like. 935 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,440 It's working, Ken! It's working! 936 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,839 OK. That's, uh... 937 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,959 That's... that's good. 938 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,039 That's hot. 939 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,879 OK, so who wants to spin? 940 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,360 Do you know what? I'm struggling. 941 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,599 I think we had really good energy the other night, 942 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,479 but if I'm really true to me, 943 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,399 I think I am looking for something different. 944 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,719 Like what? What different? 945 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,679 Oh, you know, someone less foursomey. 946 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,159 I think it's an energy thing that I'm just like. 947 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,079 I think you're quite flashy. 948 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,519 Not really. You know, your cars and watches. OK. 949 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,639 It's an energy that is a bit unexplainable. 950 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:50,999 I can explain it for you, 951 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,160 awkward. 952 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,600 I feel like you judge me without getting to know who I actually am. 953 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,079 You will see me, which a lot of people do, 954 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,399 they see me "Oh, he's flashy," and those things, but I'm not. 955 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,959 I feel like there's another side of me that you totally bypassed, 956 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,519 and you didn't really acknowledge. 957 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,879 Maybe you should have led with that rather than 958 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,599 the penthouse orgy stuff, just saying. 959 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,600 It's my fault because I thought you and I had an understanding. 960 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,839 I just wanted everybody to be comfortable, 961 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,719 but I didn't know making everybody comfortable 962 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,319 is going to cost me this. 963 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,239 I'd hate to see you make people feel uncomfortable. 964 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,999 You didn't give me that opportunity to show you who I am. 965 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,239 Oh, God, this is awkward. 966 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,879 Oh, dear. What now? 967 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,960 "Um, Gabby, Joel, I suppose we'll leave you to it." 968 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,439 I reckon we should let these lovebirds have their own moment. 969 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,679 100%. Should we do that? 970 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,239 Yeah. I'm going to take my flowers. 971 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,159 OK. See you guys. 972 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,239 Bye. Love you. 973 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:55,479 Mwah! I love you. All right, bro. Enjoy. I leave it to you. 974 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,640 See you, legend. See you later. See ya. 975 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,839 Yeah. Have fun, you two. 976 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,199 Thank you. You too. 977 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,519 Wow. 978 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,880 Um. So awkward. 979 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,639 Where do we start? 980 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,799 Thank you. 981 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,320 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 982 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,959 Look, I am feeling a little bit tender. 983 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,999 I feel like I've never rejected a hotter man in my life. 984 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,799 100%. Awesome. 985 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,479 Bless you. 986 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,559 I'm feeling kind of shocked, actually. 987 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,879 Um, I wasn't expecting the little twist towards the end. 988 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,199 See, you Ken. Take care. Go well. Bye. 989 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,760 Feel like I want to get my flowers back. 990 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,600 Don't worry, you'll be able to fish them out the Thames later. 991 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,239 Really worked hard to be who I am in this life. 992 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:44,959 I'm just looking for something different. 993 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,959 I'm still regretting I didn't have sex with him. 994 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,519 Ken, get back here, son! 995 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,599 She's ready! 996 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,600 100%. 997 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,879 Across town, James has been told to dial it up by 998 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,799 the agents on his date with legendary former nanny-biter, Megan. 999 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,160 She's grown up now, thankfully. 1000 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,879 How come you're single? What? Is that a choice or vibe? 1001 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,279 Are you dating or what? 1002 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,159 I don't really do dates. 1003 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,439 You don't do dates? No. 1004 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,119 I have got dating apps. 1005 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,079 But? But I get scared, and I get bored. 1006 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,119 I've never been on a dating app. 1007 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,159 Have you not? 1008 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,439 This is why tonight, like, blind date was really... 1009 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,879 Daunting. Well... Do you know what? 1010 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,279 I'm not ever daunted cos I'm, like, I'll talk to myself. 1011 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,479 I can talk a glass eye to sleep. 1012 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,879 Sorry, what was that? I nodded off. 1013 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,679 I just think, for me, I like meeting people and talking. 1014 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,559 So if you're at a bar and I saw you, I'll come and talk to you. 1015 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,599 I'd ask your number. 1016 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,719 If we had a vibe, I'd know, so I'd go on a date. Yeah, yeah. 1017 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,519 Dating apps, you don't have any of that. No, exactly. 1018 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,319 So if someone can fit into your life or you just, or would it be hard? 1019 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,399 I don't know, it depends what their life's like, I think. 1020 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,119 How about a chaotic shambles wrapped in a nightmare in a box of chaos? 1021 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,199 Sounds like someone needs Supernanny. 1022 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,479 That sounds great. All right, perfect. 1023 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,879 Sounds really appealing. 1024 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,960 Yeah. 1025 00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,079 So what would you usually go for in a partner? 1026 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,599 I don't mind race, gender... 1027 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,680 I... Not gender, sorry. 1028 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,879 That would be an interesting one. 1029 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:07,919 That would be a massive confession. 1030 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,959 "By the way..." 1031 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:09,999 PHONE RINGS 1032 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,839 "Uh, Dr T? Yep, clear your schedule tomorrow. 1033 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,159 "I think you've got some serious unpacking to do with James. 1034 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,199 "He's into dick." 1035 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,239 What about you? 1036 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,679 Dad bod and receding hairline. 1037 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,319 That's the title of my next book. 1038 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,839 You'll be all right. Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1039 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,839 Cheers, pal. Thank you. 1040 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,759 We're going halve? No, I'll get this. 1041 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,839 Are you sure? 1042 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,439 Do you know what? I'm very sure. OK. 1043 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,919 Oh, I'd quite like to date James. 1044 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,600 Oh, hold on! Ooh. 1045 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,719 Oh... Card's declined. ...so I'm gonna have to pay. Yeah. 1046 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:38,759 Embarrassing. 1047 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,119 Cheers, pal. Thank you. My pleasure. 1048 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,479 That was a vibe. Thank you. 1049 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,879 I really enjoyed that. 1050 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,239 Good. It was nice. 1051 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,479 So, yeah, and hopefully we'll... catch up again. 1052 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,919 Yeah? 1053 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,399 Yeah. I'd be happy to. Oh, fine. Well, let's... 1054 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,759 Yeah. I'm keen. Good. 1055 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,079 I had a really nice time. 1056 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:59,439 I wasn't sure what to expect as I had no sort of frame of reference. 1057 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,679 I had nothing to go on. 1058 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,039 But she was really nice, she looked really beautiful, 1059 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,599 and she was a vibe, so I'm very happy. 1060 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,679 Nice one, James. 1061 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,399 But how did Megan feel? 1062 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,839 Should we go? Yeah. 1063 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,439 He is really genuinely lovely, 1064 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,839 and it was really easy to have conversation. 1065 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,959 What stood out about James the most was how honest he was. 1066 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,679 I think that's a massive turn-on. 1067 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,279 Well, this has gone well. 1068 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,519 You're gonna try for a conversion, Hasky? 1069 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:23,959 Well, I had a great night. 1070 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,999 So did I. It was great. 1071 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,079 I will hopefully see you again. Yeah. Would like that. 1072 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,599 Oh, his hands are on her! 1073 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,399 ♪ The smile on your face... ♪ 1074 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,119 And he's scored! 1075 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,079 Did not see that coming, to be fair, 1076 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,599 but then I'm no rugby player slash superstar DJ slash podcaster. 1077 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:45,239 Ended in a kiss, so it's definitely gone well on both parts, I think. 1078 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:46,599 I'll catch up with you soon, all right? 1079 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,479 Have a nice night. Get home safe. You too. See ya. 1080 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,919 I will definitely go on another date with her. 1081 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,839 I think it's important. I think we've got nice chemistry. 1082 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,559 And as we kissed at the end, you know, 1083 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,839 like, you know, probably could have done a bit more, really. 1084 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,559 But... You know what I mean? What? 1085 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,439 When I say more, I mean, slightly more kissing. 1086 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,240 No, I'm a gentleman, obviously. 1087 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,679 Having lost Lucinda, Ken, and the rest of the restaurant, 1088 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,439 Gabby and Joel finally get a moment to themselves 1089 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,200 before they are politely asked to leave. 1090 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,319 Tonight was a lot, wasn't it? Yeah, definitely. 1091 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,279 And I feel like we didn't get to do what we needed on our own. 1092 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,640 Yeah, I feel like we need a longer, longer time just one-on-one, so... 1093 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,640 ...you're saying round three? 1094 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,480 Yeah, but elsewhere, they want to close it. 1095 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,639 Yeah, I think it's definitely necessary. 1096 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,799 No? Yeah. Let's do it then. 1097 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,799 Cheers to round three. 1098 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,199 Yay! 1099 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,119 Go on then. Quick kiss, then fuck off! 1100 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,439 We're into overtime now. 1101 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,880 WAITER WHISTLES, GLASSES CLINK 1102 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,079 Gabby is an amazing kisser. 1103 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,359 I feel like nothing changed 1104 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,519 from when we kissed in Tenerife to how we kiss now. 1105 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,039 I think it's just only getting better. 1106 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,600 The waiter will be delighted. 1107 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,599 Lovely, lovely day. Yeah. I'll see you soon. 1108 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,240 I look forward to seeing you soon. See you soon. 1109 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,239 Take care, yeah? You too. 1110 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,639 I've got 100 red roses. 1111 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,639 Now you're really rubbing Ken's nose in it. 1112 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,879 That's impressive, no? 1113 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,719 I've never had that before from anyone. 1114 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:17,039 Any of you bastards I've been with before. 1115 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,799 Well, as long as you're happy. 1116 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,079 I think having some one-on-one time with Joel now 1117 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,879 is definitely needed to see if it is something that we think it is. 1118 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,759 Why don't you get yourself down to Leicester Square, 1119 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,920 sell each of those roses for £2 a pop, and you'll be quids in. 1120 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,439 Do you love nuts? Love nuts. 1121 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,999 Why am I such a child? 1122 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,999 The celebs do some grooming. Not like that. 1123 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,919 Where am I shaving this shit? Where am I shaving? 1124 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,799 You're shaving the back part. Right here? 1125 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,239 CRYING I know, I know. 1126 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,639 For some, love is tough. 1127 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,719 You OK? It just feels all of a sudden more pressured and scary. 1128 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,559 But for others, it's tough love. 1129 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,319 Most of the chat is really top-line. Thank you. 1130 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,999 That's not a compliment. Oh! 1131 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,839 HE LAUGHS What? 1132 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,959 And a blast from the past. 1133 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,039 EXCITED YELLS 1134 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,079 I feel like we've lived a whole life since we've been here. 1135 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,639 Well, it's a whole year. 1136 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,999 Normally, I'm married and divorced by now. 1137 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,279 THEY LAUGH 1138 00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,519 As our celebs... 1139 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,679 Got a bit of a salty rim. 1140 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,839 Mine's got a spicy. Has it? 1141 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:17,879 ...go... 1142 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,439 Have I got like a skin disease? 1143 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,919 It looks nice. 1144 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,439 ...dating. 1145 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,679 ♪ Love loves you... ♪ 1146 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:25,680 Eh? 1147 00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,360 Subtitles by Red Bee Media