1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,439 {\an8}This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:07,119 Honey, you could do a lot of spunking in here. 3 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:10,239 ...six celebs hit the sunshine in search of love. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,239 I mean, there's nothing better than a good kiss. 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,639 I dunno, a Nando's and a doomscroll are up there for me. 6 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:19,079 They had one goal - bag of beauty to bring back to Blighty. 7 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:22,399 I would like to date Fan again. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,879 I would like to see you again, Clara. 9 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,719 But two were left flying solo - 10 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,039 Coleen and this absolute flanker. 11 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,999 I probably need something slightly different. 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,799 And on their return... 13 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,199 ...a new celeb player joined the posse. 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,799 Why are you here at the agency? 15 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,239 Part of me is like, "Shall I add to my roster?" 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,759 You have a roster going. Everyone's got a roster. 17 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,599 Speak for yourself, mate. 18 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,399 And tonight... 19 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:50,039 I have intercourse through my backside the entire time. 20 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,519 PK gets a roasting from the PB. 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,599 At best is immaturity. 22 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,039 At worst it's misogyny. 23 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,559 And the PG goes all dizzy. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,599 My head's spinning a bit. You OK? 25 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,159 I think I just need a bit of time to think. 26 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,359 As our celebs... Where am I shaving? 27 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,239 You're shaving the back. Right here? 28 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,799 Yeah. ...go... 29 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,159 Bring that James Haskell sexiness to the date. 30 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,599 Yeah, I got that, girls! 31 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,559 Should just go on a date with Tom, it'd be a lot easier. 32 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,640 ...DATING! Do you want me to show you? 33 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,959 HE COUGHS Excuse me. 34 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,400 Sorry, it was a bit of crab. 35 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,439 Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, 36 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,960 a romantic sorting office for famous faces. 37 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,159 And speaking of post, Tom is absolutely itching 38 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:44,399 to show off his whopper of a package this morning. 39 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,079 Oh, gosh! Oh, what? 40 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,639 Well, we had a lot of mail today, 41 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,599 but the very top one is addressed to you, darling. 42 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,519 Hang on. Prezzies? Oh, my gosh. Well, you know. 43 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,879 Well, I mean, I actually don't know 44 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,999 what this is, so... As if you don't. 45 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,879 I can hear it vibrating from here. 46 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,079 Oh, bubble wrap! Goodness me, it's going to be something delicate. 47 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,159 Oh! 48 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,399 Oh, my goodness, you've got a qualification! 49 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,719 It's my dominatrix certificate. 50 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,439 Shouldn't it be leatherbound? 51 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,279 Oh, darling. Oh, darling! 52 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,599 Read it out, read it out, read it out! Hang on. 53 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,279 It says, "Certificate of Achievement. 54 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:25,519 "Dr Tara has completed the Dominatrix Archetypes workshop." 55 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,799 "Signed by Mistress Damiana." 56 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,799 Yeah, Mistress Damiana Chi, PhD. 57 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,399 What? Oh my goodness, she has a whole temple for dominatrix. 58 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,039 Yes, the Chi Temple. 59 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,359 So you're now a Dom? I am now a qualified Dom. 60 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,519 My careers advisor at school never mentioned that as an option. 61 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,039 Maybe this will be your temple. Oh, my... You're right! 62 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,679 Well, we have three very handsome 63 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,359 gentlemen who are about to enter your temple. 64 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,639 Stephen, James and PK. 65 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,559 You better get the spare gimp suits out of the loft, then, Tommy boy. 66 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,119 You know, I have not yet met PK. 67 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,159 I would love to be able to spend some time with him. 68 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,399 Well, you're going to have to wait, Paul... 69 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,399 ...as the first submissive to get whipped 70 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,839 into shape is a corduroy-clad Pro Green. 71 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,879 Looking every inch the professor 72 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,239 as he arrives to debrief the agents on his latest date. 73 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,360 Hello, it's Stephen. 74 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,639 ♪ I can't believe that she got away 75 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,159 ♪ Think of all the love that would have made 76 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,079 ♪ Jade, I really did mess it up 77 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,920 ♪ I ruined my only chance with a Sugababe. ♪ 78 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,999 Come in. 79 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,359 Hello. Oh, darling one! 80 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,159 How you doing? I'm swell. How are you? 81 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,879 Good, thank you. 82 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,320 Oh, do sit down. Thank you. Make yourself comfortable. 83 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,359 You know, I was reading the newspaper yesterday, 84 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,359 and you were my centrefold. 85 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,039 Oh. Old school! 86 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:51,039 Have you not heard of OnlyFans? A whole piece on your kitchen. 87 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,319 STEPHEN CHUCKLES Think I've spent more time 88 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,159 in that room than I probably have in any other. 89 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,439 Well, actually, you gave me some life tips because you said you 90 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,999 must always put your hob in the middle 91 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,879 so that you can have intercourse over your hob. 92 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,919 Ooh! Extractor fan on or off? 93 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,639 Oh, yeah. Otherwise, you end up with your back 94 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,199 to your guests while you're cooking. Yes. 95 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,519 And mine is against the wall. Oh. 96 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,559 And I have intercourse through my backside the entire time. 97 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,559 Now that's an episode of "Come Dine With Me" I will be watching. 98 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,159 PHONE RINGS Ooh. 99 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,559 Hello? Hey, T. 100 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,560 If you could send him up, please. All right. Bye, darling. 101 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,719 They are ready. Off I go. 102 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,559 Stephen got off to a slow start with us in the agency, 103 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,079 came alive in Tenerife. 104 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,879 And now I wonder where we are. 105 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,959 Yeah. He's a complex man. 106 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,519 He is. And I think what's good is that we have created 107 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,119 a safe space for him. 108 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,999 We've been able to create trust across the board. 109 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,639 And so now it's probably 110 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:56,079 the best time to push just a little bit. Mm-hm. 111 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,639 Yeah. I love pushing. THEY LAUGH 112 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,239 And pulling, according to the Dom Workshop examiner. 113 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,920 Hello! Hello there. 114 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,119 Stephen's Tenerife match Clara 115 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,999 made quite the splash on their water park date. 116 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,919 And despite some unusual chat from the Professor... 117 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,999 What have you learned from this experience so far? 118 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,559 That I might be asexual. 119 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,319 ...they decided to take the plunge on another date. 120 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,039 Would you want to see me again? Yeah. 121 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,120 Sweet. 122 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,599 But with Clara shooting off on holiday, 123 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,759 the agents threw Stephen in at the deep end 124 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,119 and sent him on a date with newbie Fiona. 125 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,359 Do you know what I do? Funeral planning? 126 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,359 God, it's so hard not to make bad jokes. 127 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,159 I've been dying to ask you about your profession. 128 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,799 Classic, Professor. 129 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,799 But now Clara's back in the dating pool, 130 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,039 time to find out if Fiona's got legs. 131 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,959 With Fiona, I didn't leave and feel... 132 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,199 ...energised. 133 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,719 It just felt different. I'm quite keen to learn, 134 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,399 and it's like discovering, you know, what's mutual? 135 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:57,079 What are our interests? What don't I know about that you know 136 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,359 that I can learn with you. Mhm. 137 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,999 There needs to be mutual curiosity. Yeah. 138 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,799 And then curiosity about other things, right? 139 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,679 Because you can't just... You're not going to spend your whole 140 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,519 relationship talking about yourselves. Like, boring! 141 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,519 I don't feel like there would have been another conversation. 142 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,439 It's a shame that there wasn't a tiny 143 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,839 bit of connection between Fiona and Stephen, 144 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,919 but the plus side is he can now focus 145 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,759 all of his energy on his next date with Clara. 146 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:24,599 So you are going to meet Clara for your second date. 147 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,199 Yes. So I'm quite looking forward to having 148 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,039 a second encounter with Clara, 149 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,199 because at least there's something 150 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:34,399 to build on from its not just from the beginning again. 151 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,159 Ah! It's just nice to be able to expand on 152 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,959 a conversation where there is already some context. 153 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,159 I think that's Stephen's way of saying he's looking forward to it. 154 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,519 It's really encouraging to see Stephen speaking so positively about Clara. 155 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,519 He seems quite eager to see her again. 156 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,199 I just want to give him some homework 157 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,719 to do during his date with her next time. 158 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,919 I definitely want you to flirt, Stephen. 159 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,879 SHE LAUGHS 160 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,439 I want you to flirt. 161 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,879 What, now? 162 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,919 I'm gonna ask for you to do two things. Mm-hm. 163 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,079 Just for your flirting to be in the middle 164 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,839 of not overt... Mm-hm. 165 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,399 ...but from covert and hard to read, perhaps 166 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,359 a bit to the middle. OK. 167 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:18,719 And two main things is prolonged eye contact... 168 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,399 Well, that's not too hard. ...and then compliments... 169 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,399 Ah. ..based on 170 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,719 personality or her sex appeal. 171 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,079 The awkward nod of a man 172 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,919 who doesn't know whether to cry or run for the hills. 173 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:32,199 Challenge accepted. 174 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,199 This is your opportunity to take risk. 175 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,959 This is your opportunity to flirt big. 176 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,319 This is your opportunity to say the vulnerable thing. 177 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,439 This is your opportunity to do all of that, 178 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:43,199 and why? 179 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,439 So that you can learn to become better. 180 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,999 Yeah. As a human being, as a future partner to someone. 181 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,159 I'm listening to what you're saying, and I want to, 182 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,159 you know, I want to improve. 183 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,999 Also, like Clara is gorgeous, 184 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,439 spicy personality, interesting life experiences. 185 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,959 I mean, you guys are gonna have a fun time. 186 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,159 Oh, yeah. I haven't seen him this excited 187 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,759 since he had his kitchen worktops resurfaced. 188 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,639 Well, thank you so much for coming today. Thank you. 189 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:12,479 Yeah. Thank you. Mwah! See ya. Bye! 190 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,879 And you know, what's interesting is 191 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,399 when you're talking about overt/covert, 192 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,999 for example, he picked that up immediately. 193 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,039 And you can see that that's going to be playing out 194 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,239 in his mind. Yeah. 195 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,239 What is going to be overt to... 196 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,079 HE LAUGHS Who knows! 197 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,719 Maybe just start rapping? 198 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,920 Yeah, but that would be... That would be hot. 199 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,079 So, as one romance rookie leaves, another one arrives. 200 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,399 Coming in so hot he doesn't even need a coat in spring. 201 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,399 Although that sound he's making would indicate otherwise. 202 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,720 Let's get ready to humble it's PK Humble. 203 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:47,119 Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency. 204 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,320 Hello it's PK. Come in. 205 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,279 ♪ Let's get ready to rumble. 206 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,559 ♪ Get ready Get steady 207 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,359 ♪ And rumble Everybody rumble! ♪ 208 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,799 Woo! Oh, PK, oh! 209 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,959 Oh, my gosh! Are you chilly? I forgot my jacket. 210 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,599 Oh, darling! 211 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,639 Shall I rub you vigorously? Argh, It's cold! 212 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:13,279 I'm freezing. Right in your latissimus dorsi. 213 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,679 Hey! Have I created some friction? 214 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,239 Yes, friction, friction. Anotomy, anotomy. 215 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,559 I beg your pardon? 216 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,679 I find you ticklesome. 217 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,959 Ticklesome? Is that a word that you made up? 218 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,279 What? Like "anotomy"? 219 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,719 I like to make up words. What are yours? 220 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,799 Jinky majinky. Tell me about jinky majinky. 221 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,279 It's just flare. 222 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,679 You could put the majinky into your lady. 223 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:38,119 Or maybe you just go for a lady that possesses majinky. 224 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,439 I look for a lady that possesses all the majinky, 225 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,999 and I hope she brings the kinky to the majinky. 226 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,519 I think I'm gonna be sick in the sinky if this carries on. 227 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,599 PHONE RINGS Oh. 228 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,039 T, do you have PK there? 229 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,799 Yes. Excellent. 230 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,119 Yeah. We're ready. 231 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,880 Thanks, babe. Farewell. 232 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,679 Class dismissed. 233 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,279 Are you ready to properly meet PK? 234 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,119 I'm ready to. I'm ready to. I've heard quite a bit. 235 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,679 Why do I get the impression it's about to be D-Day for PK? 236 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,360 KNOCK ON DOOR Come on in. 237 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,719 Hello hello, hello. Hello! Hey. 238 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,399 I'm already concerned about PK's attitude 239 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,199 towards dating and women. 240 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,239 Today, he'll really need to explain himself. 241 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,599 Hey, man, how are you doing? 242 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,319 I just hope that his maturity 243 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:27,599 is much higher than his reputation suggests. 244 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,359 I've been hearing a lot about you. 245 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,679 What, bad or good things? 246 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,479 Let's blank slate it. Mm-hm. Right? 247 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,119 How about you just tell me about you so I can hear it from you? 248 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,519 HE INHALES SHARPLY Uh. 249 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:43,600 I think I'm one of the good guys, but in a bad suit. 250 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:47,959 OK. Well, you're talking to the right man about that. 251 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,559 I just like to misbehave, but there's a lot of good in me. 252 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,559 Talk Paul through the roster. Yeah. 253 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:58,519 Yeah, so I've got a roster of over, I'd say probably 20 girls. 254 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,239 OK. Everyone's just a phone call away. 255 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,519 Phone call away from sex? Yeah. 256 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,599 And I also heard that you cheated 257 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,119 quite a bit on one of your exes. 258 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,719 Yeah. OK. 259 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,079 This behaviour from PK is unacceptable. 260 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,879 He needs to stop this. It's 2026, 261 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:21,919 and he cannot continue to treat women as a commodity. 262 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,999 He has a responsibility as an influencer to young people. 263 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,599 So I need to find out if this is 264 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,399 what he actually thinks and if so, he needs to stop it. 265 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,439 Part of me thinks, are you saying this for effect? 266 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:36,679 Like, are you just saying it to say it. Right? 267 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:40,679 The other part says, is this really your life? 268 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,759 So which one is it? 269 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,119 It's a bit of both. 270 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,559 It's a bit of both, OK. So this is the thing, 271 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,999 there's a performative nature to you... 100%. 272 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,759 ...that we can see already, right? 273 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,279 And this is the problem that you have to keep 274 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:58,559 in mind is that there's a lot of, especially young boys, 275 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,079 young men who watch you 276 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:04,959 and who emulate what they think that you're doing. 277 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,839 My oldest is 15, my youngest is 12. 278 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:13,039 And so just as I am trying to raise them up to be kings, right? 279 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,599 You could be raising them up to be jokers. 280 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,319 Ooh! That's gotta hurt. 281 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,640 A direct Bronson hit straight in the jinky majinkies! 282 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,999 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 283 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,079 where notorious overthinker Stephen 284 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,880 is en route to his first second date with Clara. 285 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,319 It's almost more difficult 286 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,719 coming back to see Clara having already seen her than 287 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,519 it is walking into a situation where I haven't met the person. 288 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,839 Uh, that's not what you told the Agents. 289 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,359 It feels like there's more pressure on it, 290 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,479 and I don't know why, it's all coming from me. 291 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,559 Relax, Professor, you got this. 292 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,639 So, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know! 293 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,159 Well, I'm glad to see all that second date confidence 294 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,479 oozing out of you, Steve. 295 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,119 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool... ♪ 296 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,359 Back, arriving at the agency, 297 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:08,839 a man with more confidence and white T-shirts than the Fonz. 298 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,399 It's retired rugby royalty 299 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,599 and self-proclaimed superstar DJ, James Haskell. 300 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,920 Arriving for his latest date debrief. 301 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,519 INTERCOM RINGS Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency. 302 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,319 Hi, it's James. Come in, James. 303 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,679 Sweet. As a nut. 304 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,920 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool 305 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,680 ♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool. ♪ 306 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,960 KNOCKS ON DOOR Come in. 307 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,199 Ha-ha-ha! 308 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,479 Oh, you! 309 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,919 You! Look, we've both done bombers. 310 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,919 I can't even spin properly, my legs are too sore. 311 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,559 How are you? Oh. 312 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,519 It's like the ballroom scene from Beauty And The Beast. 313 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,599 Oh, how I love gentle giant James, 314 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,959 a walking oxymoron. 315 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,959 On the one hand, a hulking rugby player. 316 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:59,159 On the other, a gentle DJ with a big glittery finger. 317 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,959 Oh, look at your nails. 318 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,559 But you know, they match my toenails? 319 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,999 Do they? Yeah. 320 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,919 Have you not noticed? I always paint my toenails? 321 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,679 May I see? Of course you can. I've only done three. 322 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,839 TOM GASPS I don't need to... 323 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,759 Oh, I see! 324 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,519 They're nice, aren't they? Oh, they're iridescent! 325 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,399 I thought they were just silver. No, no, no, 326 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,639 they've got real sparkles. 327 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,959 Oh you've got a whole rainbow in there. 328 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,039 Yeah. I only did three fingers cos I was DJ-ing. 329 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,919 I think because if you go full 330 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,559 in my mind the kind of rationale was that three fingers is OK. 331 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,959 If you're sort of doing all your hands, 332 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:31,279 it's kind of probably a bit more... Yeah. No one wants a full fist. 333 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,959 Especially not with hands that size. 334 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,399 Meanwhile, back upstairs, 335 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,719 PK is being forced to eat humble pie after being on 336 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,399 the receiving end of a Brunson burn for his behaviour towards women, 337 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,199 including his notorious roster. 338 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,399 So all the stuff about the women, blah-blah-blah, 339 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:52,879 like, at best, quite honestly, that talk at best is immaturity. 340 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,559 At worst, it's misogyny. Mm-hm. 341 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,959 And that's a space that you don't want to go down. 342 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:02,359 Now, what you were doing, is that respectful? 343 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,599 I wouldn't say it's entirely disrespectful 344 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,519 because everyone's entitled to their own decision. 345 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,999 Yes and no. 346 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,719 If you treat women 347 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:17,960 as disposable options, that is misogyny. 348 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,079 I'm not a bad guy. Like, 349 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,039 I don't want him to feel like I'm a bad guy. 350 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,479 So I feel like it's time for me to come clean 351 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,279 and tell them the truth about my roster. 352 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,799 Christ, it's bigger than we thought? Where's my abacus? 353 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,040 The roster's not 20. 354 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,359 OK. It's like... I wouldn't say it's 355 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,559 a "roster" roster, but it's nowhere near 20. 356 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,239 This is good. That's a step. 357 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,079 Yeah, definitely. That's definitely a step. 358 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,439 Yeah, we're chipping away. 359 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,799 At 28, 29, you are now becoming a man. 360 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,759 And the question is, what kind of man do you want to be? 361 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,399 So this is this is such an important journey for you. 362 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,719 Mmm. Fair? 363 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:58,840 Very fair. 364 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,999 It's great to hear that PK has a softer and more humble side, 365 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,759 but we need to make sure that he takes this into his dates. 366 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:07,839 And this is something 367 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,759 that he's not just telling us, but what he actually believes. 368 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,239 I want to hear about this date. 369 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,719 I think she had a great time. 370 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,399 Humble by name, not so by nature. 371 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,799 PK's debut date was with hairdresser Inez, 372 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,559 and any first date nerves were brushed off pretty quickly. 373 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,559 It's like right now, if you meet me and you feel like 374 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,959 I'm the most amazing thing. 375 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,319 You should just kiss me. Like, why would you wait? 376 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,399 Oh. OK. 377 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,599 And despite a barrage of bullshit... 378 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,079 I could call my mum right now and tell my mum I think I've found the love of my life. 379 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,719 ...he somehow managed to pull a second date invite 380 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,159 out of his minky majinky box of magic. 381 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,239 It's been great. It's been amazing. 382 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,479 Would you like to see me again? 383 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,520 Definitely. 384 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,839 How did you leave the date? 385 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,039 It's not that I wasn't feeling it. I'm just... 386 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,679 I wasn't too sure if there was, like, that spark. 387 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,639 What? OK. You look like you needed 388 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,799 a fucking fire extinguisher at one point. 389 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:03,519 But then I might just be looking too deep into things. 390 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,999 So it sounds like Inez is possibly for a second date. 391 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,639 We want you to go on second dates 392 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:12,599 if you feel as if you would like to get to know that person. 393 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,839 Yeah. But that being said, 394 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,359 we do have another date for you. 395 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,359 Christ! What are you doing to the man, Paul? 396 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,639 As long as it's all done authentically and respectfully, 397 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,679 you can date many people at the same time. 398 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,039 We have no problem with that. 399 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,639 OK, well, this lovely lady... 400 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,079 PK, your face. 401 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,479 {\an8}PK, she's a sheep farmer from Belfast. 402 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,599 {\an8}Yes. Sheep farmer? Yes. 403 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,599 {\an8}Christ! Is that what, sheep farmers in Belfast wear? 404 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,999 {\an8}I might move to Belfast. Or become a sheep. 405 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,079 {\an8}She's an Aquarius. 406 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,719 {\an8}She likes beards and guys who match her vibe. 407 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,999 She hates emotionally unavailable men. 408 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,519 Oh, leave it out. Cutting me off from emotions is the only thing that gets me through. 409 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,639 You best go get your wellies on. 410 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,279 Yes, indeed. And we'll see you. 411 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,159 Sir, thank you very much. 412 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,879 This was good, man. Really good. Thank you. 413 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,279 Yeah, I appreciate it. Really good to see you. 414 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,200 Take care. Enjoy your date. 415 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,720 Different person just showed up. 416 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,119 I'm really happy it went that way. 417 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,920 So as the agents successfully penetrate PK's f-boy facade... 418 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,400 ♪ Gonna reach out! Reach out, honey ♪ 419 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,079 Fledgling flirter to Stephen has arrived 420 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,279 for his second date with Clara. 421 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,839 The first time I met Clara, it felt pretty easy. 422 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,879 There was a really good back and forth, no awkward silences. 423 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,199 I'm interested to see how well it flows this time. 424 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,239 Well, if the chat dries up, 425 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,719 you can always show her a photo of your kitchen island. 426 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,279 ♪ Gonna reach out when you need a hold of your hand... ♪ 427 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,199 On our first date, we were pretty much half naked, 428 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,519 which I have to say is a first for me on a first date. 429 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,839 Normally, I do like to show up with my clothes on. 430 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,279 So I'm looking forward to a date 431 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,479 where I don't have to get half naked. 432 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,959 Well, maybe not... Hold on, wait. 433 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,599 But... SHE LAUGHS 434 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,359 Nice! That is exactly 435 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:05,399 the level of textbook flanter that the agents want from Stevo. 436 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,999 The agents are quite keen for me to pay more compliments. 437 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,039 And it's weird, as soon as they suggest 438 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,599 that I get in my head and go, "Oh, God, that's awkward." 439 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,679 It just feels cringe. 440 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,759 I feel like if I say anything that's complimentary now, 441 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,959 it's just owing to them having told me to. 442 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,639 And... Argh! I want to invert the thought of it. 443 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,399 Stephen, you've just got to stop thinking, mate. 444 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,119 Come on, put your big boy pants on and have a flirt. 445 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,519 Let's go. You got this. 446 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,199 ♪ Reach out Reach out. ♪ 447 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,439 Hi. Hey. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. 448 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,680 How are you? Good to see you. Nice to see you, too. 449 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,799 Thank you. That's all right. 450 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,559 Don't pull it out when I sit down. 451 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,959 So I land on the floor. 452 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,119 Very chivalrous. Good start, Steve. 453 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,679 Um, how have you been? 454 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,639 I've got norovirus. 455 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,519 Oh, fuck's sake. 456 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,359 Oh. Which was interesting. 457 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,079 Oh, and I got an electric shock. 458 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,399 Then trod on a rake and slipped on a banana skin? 459 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,999 Like, I plugged my phone in, it wasn't charging. 460 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,039 I touched the socket and got an actual like... HE SHUDDERS 461 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,319 And then it was one of the scariest things that has ever... 462 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,719 Sorry, I shouldn't laugh. 463 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,959 It was, um, yeah, electrifying. 464 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,119 I don't know... Well done. 465 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,239 If women could get erections, she's just lost hers. 466 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,159 Come on, Stephen, stop with the dad jokes. 467 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,439 You've had some other dates, how have they been? 468 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:21,679 Um, I went on a date with a lovely lady called Fiona. 469 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,399 It was really gentle, but there was nothing there beyond that. 470 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,319 But every piece of feedback that I've had is 471 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,839 that he could have been more flirty or could have flirted at all. 472 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,639 I'm like, we're sat across from a table. 473 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,959 It's like, how did you...? I don't 474 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,719 think I've ever consciously flirted with someone. 475 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,839 I have no idea what that looks like. 476 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,839 We know you like analysing things. If you were 477 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,839 going to do more obvious flowing, what would you do? 478 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,119 You look gorgeous today. 479 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,199 OK. 480 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,159 So it sounds like you're my gay best friend. 481 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,160 SHE LAUGHS 482 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,239 See, that's why I don't do it! 483 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,079 He's only just sat down, 484 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,839 and he's already flanted his way into a friend zoning. 485 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,640 Back to the drawing board, Professor! 486 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,199 Back at the Agency, 487 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,399 Anna and Dr T have summoned James with the giant reach 488 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,999 upstairs to hear all about his last date with Megan. 489 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,679 I mean, he's come a long way. Yeah, 490 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,079 I'm hoping that Megan was the positive date for him. 491 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,039 Yeah. Or did he tank completely? 492 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,119 And get slap on the wrist maybe? Anything can happen. 493 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,839 Slap on the face? I mean, maybe. 494 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,999 He might be into that. 495 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,159 If anyone can take it, it's James Haskell. 496 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,560 And if anyone can give it, it's Dom Tara. 497 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,519 Come in! 498 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,960 Hello! James! 499 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,559 On James's date with Megan, 500 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,959 she opened herself up like a treasure chest. 501 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,039 I did have a bit of a... 502 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,999 rocky, um, childhood. 503 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,439 We were on Supernanny. 504 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,279 Well, how bad were you? 505 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,359 I bit her, I hit her, I called her a bitch. 506 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:48,719 The face of a man working out 507 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,639 where he can source a super nanny costume at 8pm. 508 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,879 And he wasted no time in teaching his naughty date 509 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,319 a lesson in kissing. 510 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,120 Smoochy, smoochy. 511 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,079 I'll catch up with you soon. All right? 512 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,880 Have a nice night, get home safe. You too. See ya! 513 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,199 How are we feeling? Yeah, good. 514 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,279 I think Megan was probably the best date, 515 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,759 first date I've had. Really? 516 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,279 Very much attracted to her. 517 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,799 Enjoyed her company, but I came away and I was like, 518 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,959 do I think that this might lead on to a longer term thing? 519 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,159 And I was a bit honest myself. 520 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,399 I said, probably not. 521 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,319 You could have told her that, mate. Now, go on, go on the naughty step. 522 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,919 Ooh! Interesting. 523 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,119 I didn't feel through the conversation there was 524 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,599 that real spark that would kick into a relationship. 525 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,279 I'm in this process to find someone for a serious relationship. 526 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,279 It is good to analyse, to see how you go on, 527 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,239 but also to remember that a first date is a first date. Yeah. 528 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:44,799 It feels like you've kind of come to a solution based on one date. 529 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,879 Yes. It's typically the second or third date, 530 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,839 where we start to find out a lot more. 531 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,399 I mean, I'll be honest, my husband, my now husband, you know, 532 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,319 I would never have imagined that I was going to marry him, 533 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,759 you know, in the first couple of dates I'd had with him. 534 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,839 That's what Lou tells me every day, 535 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,959 although with a bit more despair and a touch more regret. 536 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,999 But she's locked in. 537 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,759 ♪ Don't stop the music Don't stop. ♪ 538 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,039 Meanwhile, after his flirty foul earlier, 539 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,599 time to check in with Stephen, 540 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,119 where we're all hoping that his chat up game isn't still 541 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,399 as shocking as his faulty phone charger. 542 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,279 So, obviously, this is our second date. 543 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,479 Mm-hm. 544 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:23,360 And I guess we've discussed quite a lot of things. 545 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,800 Do you think that we're compatible? 546 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,839 I enjoy talking to you, and... 547 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,760 Anything but an immediate yes is going to sound like a no. 548 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,839 I know friend is such a dangerous word. 549 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,519 Oh, God. Someone stop him! 550 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:43,159 Given that my want to approach anything in the future is slowly... 551 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,999 Mm-hm. ..would I like to end up in a happy and committed relationship? 552 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,119 Absolutely. Am I ready for that immediately? 553 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:53,639 No. That's going to take time, 554 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,879 but I think that offers an opportunity if someone has 555 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,960 the patience. Potentially? 556 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,079 Is that a question? Sorry... I don't know, 557 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,959 maybe. Yeah. I'm not sure, 558 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,039 but I think he might have asked her out. 559 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,559 But in the least romantic way possible 560 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,959 whilst also asking her a question he doesn't understand. 561 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,759 Potential compatibility. Tick. 562 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,119 And for there to be some potential alignment 563 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,599 has created a feeling of 564 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,679 a load of undue pressure and my head is spinning. 565 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,039 My idea of like the perfect 566 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,199 relationship would be, like, someone who I can talk to. 567 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,959 Like, I can talk to my best friend. 568 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,919 That is a requirement for me going forward. 569 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,719 I need to have that friendship. 570 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:33,239 But is... that where therein lies the danger? 571 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,360 Of putting someone in the friend zone? SHE LAUGHS 572 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,439 Or ending up in it? Yeah. 573 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,799 I guess so. 574 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,319 But then I suppose if someone's 575 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,599 for you, then they're for you, right? 576 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,359 Like, if it's going to work out, it's gonna work out. 577 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,719 So do we... I mean, does that mean 578 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,400 that there is compatibility, do you think? 579 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,360 I guess so, yeah. 580 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,399 Uh. Everything OK, Stephen? 581 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,800 Stephen? 582 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,319 Um, my head's spinning a bit. 583 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,039 You've just worked out you're compatible. 584 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,279 That's a good thing, isn't it? 585 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,999 If you're dizzy, is it me? 586 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,680 You've completely... You've completely dizzied me. 587 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,399 What's going on? 588 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,759 Maybe he's still got the norovirus... 589 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,840 ...because he looks like he's just shit himself. 590 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,959 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where overanalyser 591 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,239 Stephen's head's just been spun by 592 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,880 the prospect of Clara quite liking him. 593 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,799 This has made me have to think about stuff. 594 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,719 Yeah. You're great and that's why I'm spinning. 595 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,799 Do you know what? It's the first 596 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,519 time I've had to really consider... anything. 597 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,559 You know, I came into this just thinking 598 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,279 it would all just be fun and, you know, 599 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,600 and thought that I was quite clear on my... 600 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,920 ...position and what, you know, I was available for and what I wasn't. 601 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,719 It's... I obviously knew that we got along 602 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,640 and I'm here to put myself out there. 603 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,919 But talking about potential compatibility 604 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,079 and maybe there being some has made things 605 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,359 a bit realer than they were previously. 606 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,959 And now my head is in 607 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,479 a bit of a spin. HE EXHALES 608 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,439 OK. OK. 609 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,679 So there's all this, like, 610 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,599 it just feels all of a sudden more pressured and scary. 611 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,239 OK. You know, I want to be honest. 612 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,359 Um, in that I think I just need a bit of time to... think. 613 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,799 You OK? Yeah. 614 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,959 I think so. That was quite difficult to say. 615 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,559 It's OK. Um... 616 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,599 ♪ Now there's a change in me. ♪ 617 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,880 OK. 618 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,799 Thank you for being so understanding. 619 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,840 No worries. 620 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,440 Look after yourself. OK? You too. 621 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,359 Bye. See you. 622 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,719 Hang about, where's he going? 623 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,039 Talk about an emotional mic drop. 624 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,880 Not even paid the bill. 625 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,119 Clara is wicked. 626 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,279 The moment almost that, you know, 627 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,479 we said, yeah, there's some alignment. 628 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,359 It was just like, oh God, that's really big. 629 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,999 I've got to make a decision on that now. 630 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,079 My head's spinning a bit 631 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,319 and I need... I need some time to think 632 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,319 so I can understand what's going on. 633 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,999 ♪ Cos now there's a change in me. ♪ 634 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,479 Um, it's not how I thought today was going to end, 635 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,479 but Stephen said to me that he was 636 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,559 feeling quite emotionally overwhelmed, 637 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,159 and that he kind of needs some time to think about things. 638 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,959 I feel confused, I feel anxious. 639 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,679 It just brought up so much that I can't even really decipher. 640 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,799 And that made me feel incredibly conflicted about 641 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,159 whether or not I could honestly continue, 642 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,839 given where I find myself and I think I need to get back to 643 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,999 the agency and have a proper talk. 644 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,920 ♪ Everybody feels it sometimes. ♪ 645 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,199 Well, back at the agency, after deciding not to see Megan again, 646 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,560 the agents already have another date lined up for Jimbo. 647 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,599 Take a look at your next date. 648 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,359 This is Dottie! Dottie! 649 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,759 {\an8}Dottie is a personal trainer from London. 650 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,679 {\an8}She's 33, 5'7". 651 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,439 She's very pretty. She likes muscles, 652 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,919 wit, and ambition. 653 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,919 I mean, when people say muscles, 654 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,599 wit and ambition, I immediately say James Haskell. 655 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,639 I immediately say, "No need to be so formal, just call me Rob." 656 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,719 Yes, I love that. I mean, I'm excited. 657 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,279 She's an absolute belter, isn't she? 658 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,679 Yeah! She's really lovely. We're going to manifest 659 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,039 amazing things, romantic feelings and fire. 660 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,119 Yeah. Yes! 661 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,479 Bring that James Haskell sexiness to the date. 662 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,879 Yeah, got that, girls! There it is. All right, well. 663 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,439 See you later, ladies. Thank you. Thanks for coming in. 664 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,080 Ciao, see you later. Ciao. 665 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,679 So James heads off to meet his hottie, Dottie. 666 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,920 But not before a quick tarrah with Tommy. 667 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,959 Goodbye, darling. 668 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,799 Farewell, my love. See you later. 669 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,479 Bisou. I'll catch that, 670 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,359 hit it up later. See you later. 671 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,040 Get a room, fellas. 672 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,719 I should just go on a date with Tom, be a lot easier. 673 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,479 Not if you let him cook for you, it wouldn't. 674 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,879 I'm excited about Dottie, though. 675 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,959 Oh, my gosh, this is going to go well. I am... 676 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,519 This is going to be stellar feedback. 677 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,119 And I reckon we're in second, maybe even 678 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,919 third date territory. The one. 679 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,679 Calm down, guys. Old muscles, wit and ambition bollocks 680 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,719 has barely even left the agency. 681 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,839 ♪ Oh, you can't keep a good man down. 682 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,639 ♪ No, you can't keep a good man down. ♪ 683 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,639 Across town, lurching round the corner, 684 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:31,159 it's a pretty in pink Pottsie. And he's dressed for the occasion 685 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,719 as he prepares to get his claws into a blind date 686 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,159 at a crab restaurant. Of course he is. 687 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,159 I'm excited for a blind date. 688 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,920 Or am I? Would I rather have seen him? 689 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,439 Nah, fuck it. I love a surprise. 690 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,799 Good, because this one looks 691 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,959 less mystery date and more Special Forces. 692 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,439 Say hello to Anthony. 693 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,919 I'm feeling a bit nervous about my date with David today. 694 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,679 I've not been on a date for about three years, 695 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,479 so my mum's made me come out 696 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,559 and go on a date today because she's sick of me. 697 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,279 Yeah, maybe don't open with that, Ant. 698 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,639 I hope he's fit. 699 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,319 Tall, sexy, older. 700 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,399 Daddy vibes. Let's see. 701 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,839 Yeah, I'd probably go more squaddie vibes, 702 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,359 but I'm sure he'll let you call him daddy if you ask nicely. 703 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:16,359 ♪ No, you can't keep a good man down 704 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,319 ♪ Gonna rise up, rise up 705 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,599 ♪ It ain't over now. ♪ 706 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,599 If you're gonna be sick, David, now is not a good time. Hi. 707 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,279 Hi, you OK? Nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you. 708 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,679 I'm David. Oh, good to meet you. 709 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,439 Are you OK? Yes. How are you? I'm all right, just got a little bit wet. 710 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,439 Things are going well. Early doors. 711 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,079 I like your shirt. Thank you. 712 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,279 It's very jazzy. It's my lucky shirt. 713 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,999 Oh, is it? Yeah. OK. 714 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,559 What does it normally bring you? 715 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,919 Luck, you fucking idiot! 716 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,919 Well, boys. Oh, does it? OK. 717 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,999 His mum washed it especially for him. Bless. 718 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,999 OK, I like it. I bought it in Vegas, I'm a massive Kylie Minogue fan. 719 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,599 Right, OK. So I went to Vegas to the residency to see her there. 720 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,879 Nice. And then I saw this while I was there and thought... 721 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,999 And you thought, that's a bit of me. A little purchase. Yeah. 722 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,759 Yes. Treat yourself. Yes. 723 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,599 So how old are you, Anthony? 724 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,519 I am 49. 725 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,839 Anthony is super sexy 726 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,079 and I love an older man. 727 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,439 This is getting off to a very good start. 728 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,319 So what's your usual type then? Like, aesthetically? 729 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,839 Uh, I don't... I haven't got a type of person. 730 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,879 OK. It's an energy. Mm-hm. 731 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,199 Definitely an energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that. 732 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,079 I think I'm a bit of a romantic as well, 733 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,919 to be honest with you, because I spend my life watching, 734 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,839 like, Bridget Jones... Oh, nice! ...and Four Weddings. 735 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,119 So I'm like, I really believe, like, that love story, 736 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,719 happy ending. And me! Yeah. 737 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,839 The Pretty Woman thing at the end where he goes on the fire escape, I want that. 738 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,839 Yeah, do you want to be Richard Gere though or Julia Roberts? 739 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,159 Richard Gere. Oh, fantastic. Do you want to be Julia Roberts? 740 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,879 Of course I do. With that long hair. 741 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,159 Mmm, what do I want to be, a handsome multi-millionaire or a sex worker? 742 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,200 Tricky. 743 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,559 Meanwhile, across London, PK is on his way 744 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,639 to see his pretty woman, sheep shearer Ellen. 745 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,519 Fingers crossed he's on his best behaviour 746 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,359 after receiving a dressing down from Paul earlier. 747 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,919 The agents have told me I need to change my ways. 748 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,159 However, we've got a long journey so 749 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,279 I hope everyone got toothbrushes, 750 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,679 spare pants. 751 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,919 I've gone commando just in case. 752 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,439 Why? Your jinky majinkies need airing, do they? 753 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,639 Quick... access. 754 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,919 You know. 755 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,079 Christ, he hasn't learnt a thing, has he? 756 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,959 Let's hope your date can keep you in check. 757 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,279 So I've come to London to help me find marriage. 758 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,079 Do they not have butter alternatives over there? 759 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,999 Where I'm from, these boys are emotionally unavailable. 760 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,079 Or they're just unavailable, fullstop. 761 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,960 Oh, marriage, not marge! Soz. 762 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,719 Hello. Hello, hello, hello. 763 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,079 How are you? You all right? 764 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,159 PK. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Ellen. 765 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,439 Alan? Oh, Ellen. Yeah, of course. 766 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,719 You smell nice. Thank you. 767 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,879 So do you. Oh, do I, yeah? Yeah! 768 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,719 Did you just come straight from Ireland today? 769 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,679 Yeah. Damn! And then what, are you going back to Ireland tomorrow? 770 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,759 Mm-hm. Back into the farm life tomorrow. 771 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,519 So what does that entail? 772 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,559 Like, a sheep farmer. 773 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,679 So like what? Like, cut their...? No, no, no. 774 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,159 Like, lambing. Lambing season. 775 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,759 What's that? Like a llama? Like all the wee baby sheeps. 776 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,239 Like the ones with the long neck? 777 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,759 Strap in, folks. 778 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,239 No, no, no. Just the sheep. 779 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,799 But, like, you call the baby sheeps lambs. 780 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,359 Oh, lamb! Like, lamb. You see... It's the accent. 781 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,239 Yeah, there's a bit of a language barrier here. 782 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,319 You can say that again. She's had better conversations with the sheep. 783 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,319 Oh, she's looking real fire. 784 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,279 But the sound that's coming out of her mouth... 785 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,919 I need a lot of subtitles right now. 786 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,799 I'm struggling to keep up. 787 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,720 Can someone download Duolingo for him? 788 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,359 So, like, what do you do when you're farming, like? 789 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,799 Are you like...? In. I'm in there, like 790 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,119 I'm covered from head to toe in muck. 791 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,239 In shit? Between muck and shit. Yeah. 792 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,239 Like, all day? So like, you come home smelling of shit. 793 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,519 Yeah. 794 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,319 But you get a everything shower and then you're good to go. 795 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,839 What, like a full valet? 796 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,399 Full MOT. 797 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,959 So that means your bath must have, 798 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,359 like, there's shit stains on it. 799 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,999 Oh, PK! 800 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,240 Anyone for the mushroom pate to start? 801 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,999 Back at the shack, looks like the crabs are about to arrive, 802 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,839 which David's hoping will get Anthony's juices flowing. 803 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,759 Oh, lovely. Nothing says romance quite 804 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,640 like dinner served in an evidence bag. 805 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:18,920 Get stuck in, boys. 806 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,959 Oh. Enjoy, guys. Jesus Christ! 807 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,439 Where the hell have they sent me? 808 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,719 I'm really gonna have to try here. 809 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:32,479 Right, David, get flirty, get sexy. 810 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,959 Because I'm feeling fucking fish with a sick bowl next to me. 811 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,959 Well, at least you're rubbered up and fully protected, mate. 812 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,039 Oh, my God, there's a full on claw in my face. 813 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,159 I just got a whiff of it as well. Let's give it a go. 814 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,199 Oh, yeah? Yeah. Right. 815 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,559 Right. Bit fishy, do you want to try some? 816 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,039 Yeah, give me a little bit. Thank you so much. 817 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,199 Oh. 818 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,959 HE RETCHES 819 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,719 THEY LAUGH 820 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,759 I'm not a fishy person. I'm not a fish person. 821 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,999 Perfect. 822 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,759 I like tuna, and I like fish fingers. 823 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,999 No, I don't... I can't even do that. 824 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,079 I'm just gonna have some of that sausage, though. 825 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,760 Sausage might be all right. Stick to what you know, eh, fellas? 826 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,360 Oh. That's nice. 827 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,159 Oh, yeah, that's all right. 828 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,359 I'm actually quite shocked at myself for trying that. 829 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,719 Well done. I know! 830 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,999 Try new things. 831 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,799 My new thing for the new year is, like, say yes to everything. 832 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,199 OK. I said yes to this. 833 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,759 Oh, wow. Thank you. ANTHONY LAUGHS 834 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,439 That's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Charity work. 835 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,559 That what you doing? Careful, Anthony. 836 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,320 He'll have your sausage under that claw hammer if you're not careful. 837 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,559 Meanwhile, back across town, 838 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,359 after being left fishing for an interpreter, 839 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,320 can PK catch any kind of rapport with Ellen? 840 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,519 So what's your hobbies? What do you like to do? 841 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,879 I like playing football. 842 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,999 Yeah. I swear there's like a... 843 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,479 ...what's it called? Um. 844 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,799 Garlic football? 845 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,119 I beg your pardon? Is it garlic football? 846 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,599 I don't think it is. Yeah. 847 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,119 They've got the post. You've never seen it? 848 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,599 No. It's only in Ireland as well. No! 849 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,959 Gaelic! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! 850 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,559 Do you know that our town actually won the world tournament last year? 851 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,679 Your thyme, like the...? My town. 852 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,719 Like the... Like, the herb thyme? 853 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,199 Jesus! Does anyone know the accent setting for Google Translate? 854 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,719 No, no, they won, like, a tournament. 855 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,839 When you're saying your thyme, 856 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,839 is it like T-H...? 857 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,439 No, T-O-W-N. 858 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,679 Oh! That one! Oh, I know what you're talking about. 859 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,079 You know what? That accent's strong, it's thick. 860 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,759 Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. 861 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:32,839 However, the language of love has no boundaries. 862 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,999 What do you like to do in your spare time? 863 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,839 Pilates princess. Is it? Mm-hm. 864 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,039 I can tell. I can... 865 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,799 Is the body giving tea? 866 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,799 I can't really see unless. You want to show me again? 867 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,999 Steady on, PK. 868 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,919 Come on. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. 869 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,239 How's that newfound respect for women going for you? 870 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,639 Do you wanna OOTD? A tour, yeah! 871 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,679 Yeah, so. Do you like it? 872 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,039 Oh, and a twirl and a twirl. 873 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,319 Hoo-hoo! HE LAUGHS 874 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,279 Like that? Yeah, I do like that. 875 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,559 I do like that. 876 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,199 You're gonna get me in trouble, you know. 877 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,759 Depends if you get your roster out. 878 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,199 I'm a good girl. You're a good girl. 879 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,959 I don't like good girls, though. 880 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,839 You don't like good girls? Do you like bad girls? 881 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,599 I like... Well, maybe I might be bad for you then. 882 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,439 Ooh! SHE LAUGHS 883 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,959 Music to my ears. 884 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,719 That's not music, PK. That's the sound of Paul C Brunson 885 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,320 sharpening his shears. 886 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,640 Damn! Hallelujah! SHE LAUGHS 887 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,759 ♪ Do I stay? Do I go? 888 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,799 ♪ You spin my life out of control. ♪ 889 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,119 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating 890 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,879 where after struggling to overcome the accent barrier, 891 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,639 PK is slowly warming to sheep shearing Ellen, 892 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,520 and is keen to dive deeper into the use of her mother tongue. 893 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,079 How do you use "wee" in a sentence? 894 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,439 Would you like a wee biscuit? 895 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,399 I'd like a wee kiss. Yeah. 896 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,439 Would you like a wee kiss? Would you like to go for a wee kiss? 897 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,159 Would you like to go for a wee kiss? 898 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,240 Are you asking me? 899 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,199 Ellen's putting it on me. 900 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,639 I'm feeling it. 901 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,239 But I have to resist the urge. 902 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:14,679 I have to take a touch. I have to slow it down. 903 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,919 I can't give you everything on the plate. 904 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,639 No. Cos then you'll never come back. 905 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,639 You'll never see... You never see London again. 906 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,879 Are you going to come to my farm? 907 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,199 Crikey, no mucking about. 908 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,039 Am I going to come to your farm? Yeah. 909 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,079 If you want me to. I would love to see you. 910 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,159 Show me, show me. So how do I like, how do I like...? 911 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,239 What do I do? What do you say, shave a sheep? 912 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,639 So you have... The sheep has to be in between your legs. 913 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,400 She didn't bring it with her, mate. 914 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,999 SHE LAUGHS Do you want to be the sheep? 915 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,759 HE LAUGHS 916 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,079 Can you baa? 917 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,839 Baa! Baa! 918 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,919 I think he'll do whatever the hell you want him to do right now, Ellen. 919 00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,479 Or you can be the sheep and I... THEY LAUGH 920 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,079 And then you can talk me through it. You want me to be the sheep? 921 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,759 Oh, Jesus. It's OK, table two, she's just getting sheared. 922 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:00,999 I have to be like this. 923 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,039 Like, you have to be like... The sheep's here, right? 924 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,079 Yeah. Are you all right there? Yeah, I'm all right. 925 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,279 Are you enjoying the view? Oh, yeah, yeah. Loving the view. 926 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,119 What is going on? I hope it ain't lambing season. 927 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,999 You're gonna shave him... Oh, where am I shaving this? 928 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,679 Where am I? Where am I shaving? Shaving the back. Right here? 929 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,519 Yeah. And then you're going along the legs. OK. 930 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,480 This isn't how they demonstrated sheep shearing on Springwatch. 931 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,000 And then you're going to go underneath the stomach. OK. 932 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,119 And then back out. All right. 933 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,999 And then that's it? Yeah. 934 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,719 I think you'd do well at that. 935 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,759 Yeah, I can tell. 936 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:37,399 Yeah, although ideally he won't get a semi when it comes to real sheep. 937 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,919 I want to be a farmer. Something tells me you 938 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,880 might soil yourself when Paul finds out about this date, PK. 939 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,079 Back at the cleaner end of the dating spectrum, 940 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,879 in the metaphorical sense at least, 941 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,879 mucky pups David and Anthony 942 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,159 are still tucking into each other's fishy bits. 943 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,999 My dog, a little French bulldog, a little grey one. 944 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,199 What's your dog called? Bear. 945 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,079 Bear. Yes, and love of my life. 946 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,399 I've even got a tattoo on my leg of him because I love him that much. 947 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,199 Have you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. 948 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,479 Do you want me to show you? 949 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,479 It involves me pulling my pants down though. 950 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,639 Oh, my God. 951 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,159 Bit forward for a first date, Ant. 952 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,479 Do whatever you need to do. 953 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,199 No complaints from the Potts, though. 954 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,239 That's my dog there. 955 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,439 Oh, in a captain's hat! 956 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,479 Like a Napoleon outfit. Oh! 957 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,039 I'm surprised you noticed the dog in front of that bulge. 958 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,079 Kylie Minogue. You love Kylie, don't you? 959 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,999 Obsessed with Kylie Minogue. 960 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,279 Yeah, she's like the love of my life. 961 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,639 What about Bear? 962 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,599 So I'm competing with your dog, and Kylie. ANTHONY LAUGHS 963 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,919 I hope he's left enough 964 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,759 room between Kylie and the dog for me. 965 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,799 I really like Anthony, but I don't know. 966 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,159 Does he like me? 967 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,159 The geezer's just whipped his trousers off 968 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,919 to show you his little grey Frenchie. 969 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,280 Read the room, Pottsie. 970 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,239 Back with PK, who thankfully appears to have stopped shaving 971 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,319 his date's undercarriage in favour of, 972 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,959 hopefully, some more restrained conversation. 973 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,399 I like to have my breakfast in bed. 974 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,039 I'll make you breakfast in bed. Well, that lasted long. 975 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,199 Yeah, I'm down for that. 976 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,199 Breakfast in bed, I'm a good cook. 977 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,319 Are you? 978 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,599 I cook the best when I'm naked. 979 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,399 SHE LAUGHS Mmm. 980 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,199 Christ, where's this headed? 981 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,520 Other than her hotel. 982 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,640 HE CHUCKLES 983 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Ready to go? Yeah. Come, let's go. 984 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,239 Ellen's a lovely girl. 985 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,239 The sexual chemistry was there when I was shearing her. 986 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,799 PK, stay with us, mate. 987 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,199 I had some bad thoughts. God, this isn't looking good. 988 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,719 I wanted to go crazy, 989 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,839 but I keep... I keep hearing the voices in my head. 990 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,759 I keep hearing the agents telling me, 991 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,879 you know what? I got to be different 992 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,879 so I can actually find love this time. 993 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,439 Yeah, I love that. 994 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,879 I'm gonna behave myself. 995 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,879 Yeah. Even though I don't want to. No. 996 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,239 Yes, PK, progress at last! 997 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,079 Paul, you can cancel the hitman. 998 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,479 That's giving husband. 999 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,919 Husband vibes. Yeah. Husband vibes. 1000 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,799 And I'm gonna be a good boy. Aw. 1001 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,479 And, hopefully, I'll see you soon. 1002 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,719 Yeah. Take care. It was nice to meet you. 1003 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:10,119 Nice to meet you, too. Bye, beautiful. Bye. 1004 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,799 The flirtiness that was going on on that date 1005 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,679 was giving a lot of sexual tension. 1006 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,159 So I was expecting a peck. 1007 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,199 But here, he's a good boy. 1008 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,719 And we left with a hug, so I'm not complaining. 1009 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:24,239 That newfound respect's paying off already, PK. 1010 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,879 On a normal day, I probably would have just given her 1011 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,119 nine inches of Paradise. But I'm changing my ways. 1012 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,919 Jesus! The last time I offered Lou 1013 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,679 nine inches of Paradise, she said to me, 1014 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,760 "I'm not having sex with you three times in a row." 1015 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,439 Back at the Crab Shack, Pottsie's become hooked on Anthony, 1016 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,799 but he's somehow unable to read 1017 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,720 the room that he might fancy him back. 1018 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,319 I'm having a really good time, thank you. 1019 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,199 Oh, no, me too, cheers! I am, thank you. 1020 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,039 To us! Yes. To the Northerners. Yes! 1021 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,319 You're so lovely. You're my first northern date. 1022 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,839 Really? Is that the universal greeting for anyone north of Watford? 1023 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,799 Do you do that a lot? Yeah, that's my thing, isn't it? 1024 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,479 Is that flexing the guns? Trying. 1025 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,159 OK. Trying, trying. 1026 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,879 Like the flex. No. It's cute. Thank you, I've had a really nice time. 1027 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,879 It's really nice. I feel like we get on really well. 1028 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,079 Yeah, I do, yeah. 1029 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,679 I have had a really good time with Anthony. 1030 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,239 We've been laughing non-stop and the vibes 1031 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:18,119 have been brilliant. But I'm slightly concerned 1032 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,559 that we're gonna leave this date as mates. 1033 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,959 I really need to turn my flirt on. 1034 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,879 You give me role play vibes. 1035 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,279 Really? Do you do role play? 1036 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,679 Yeah. I knew it! 1037 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,119 ANTHONY LAUGHS I knew it. 1038 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,239 Go on, what do you like to do? 1039 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,759 I've never done roleplay. 1040 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,999 Have you not? Never. 1041 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,719 No, because you could do, like, office worker and worker. 1042 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,959 OK. Get you over there on the photocopier 1043 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,039 and all that type of stuff. 1044 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,279 And do you want to be the assistant or the manager? 1045 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,159 Manager. OK, fine. Yeah. 1046 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,479 Do you want to be the assistant? 1047 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,679 One of you is gonna have to be the photocopier repairman by the sounds of it. 1048 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,319 I'm happy to be an assistant. THEY LAUGH 1049 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,999 Are you quite forward? Or would you say quite reserved? 1050 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,279 I'm quite... Do you like someone else take the lead. 1051 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,679 I like someone to take the lead. 1052 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,679 No wonder this has been so painful. 1053 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,919 Oh, do you? Yeah. 1054 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,479 With regards to anything, like someone kissing me or something. 1055 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,799 I'd want someone to do it. Oh, OK. 1056 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,999 What are you? 1057 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,599 Here we go. Now's your big chance, David. 1058 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,679 Probably want someone to take the lead. 1059 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,639 THEY LAUGH 1060 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,760 Oh, Christ! We're gonna be here all day. 1061 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:22,960 Do you want to? 1062 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,079 Yeah. Yeah. 1063 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,960 Oh, thank fuck for that. Who said romance was dead? 1064 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:30,720 Get in, Pottsie! 1065 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,559 Not even the fishy fumes are putting them off. 1066 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,679 - So lovely. - Oh! ANTHONY LAUGHS 1067 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,919 That was easy. Fantastic. We'll get them shots now. 1068 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,960 You gone red now. 1069 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,399 It's the crab. It's coming out in me. 1070 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,719 Not crabs. It's crab. 1071 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,799 Don't be telling me you got crabs. 1072 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,279 No, no, I... Oh! 1073 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,639 One of them just bite you? 1074 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,279 Come on, David, pull it together. 1075 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,719 Are we going on another date? 1076 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,719 Do you want to? I'd like to. Yeah. 1077 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,519 Yeah, OK. Yeah, for sure. 1078 00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,199 I'd like to spend more time with you and get to know you more. Definitely. 1079 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,679 This is definitely my best date so far. 1080 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,599 Sexy, daddy vibes, 1081 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,480 few cheeky kisses. 1082 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,479 Thank you. You're welcome. 1083 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,839 I instigated it. 1084 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,159 Did you, bollocks. Did I instigate it? 1085 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,679 Actually, I can't remember. No. No, he instigated it. 1086 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,439 Oh, shit. Come on. We're off. 1087 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,039 I couldn't have asked for a better night. 1088 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,479 Just had a really, really nice time. Really nice energy. 1089 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,079 I've had a fantastic time. I've had a great time. 1090 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,159 Thank you so much. It's been lovely. Yes! It's been amazing. 1091 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,959 Give us a snog. Yes. 1092 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,079 Oh, thank you. Aw. Thank you for a lovely night. 1093 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,719 Shall we go and get another tequila? 1094 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,519 Yeah, let's go and get another tequila. Come on. 1095 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,799 Come on. Really good date. 1096 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,199 I'm like the milkman. Always deliver. 1097 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,679 HE LAUGHS 1098 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,039 HE COUGHS Excuse me, sorry, 1099 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,239 that was a bit of crab. 1100 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,079 Just coming back up my throat. 1101 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,239 I think I've swallowed some shell. 1102 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,759 I think I could be in A&E. 1103 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,319 Well, let's hope they do Happy Hour 1104 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,080 at the local hospital, then. Have fun. 1105 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,879 {\an8}Get in there with your titty tassels. 1106 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,679 {\an8}Shimmy, shimmy! 1107 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,279 Lucinda pours her heart out... 1108 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,439 LUCINDA SOBS I know. It's OK. 1109 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,639 Let it out. 1110 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,199 ...before sticking her nose in. 1111 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,240 Wanna have a smell? 1112 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:14,919 As our celebs... Feel like I want to feel my finger 1113 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,599 with a big fat ring. ...go... 1114 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,879 There's a couple of people that I think we've got in common. 1115 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,879 They didn't put you in the best spot. Did they not? 1116 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,879 I could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face. 1117 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,759 ...DATING! THEY CHEER 1118 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,039 Get in, you bastard! 1119 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,199 Come on! 1120 00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,200 Subtitles by Red Bee Media