1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,039 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,879 Tonight... Get in with your titty tassels! Shimmy, shimmy! 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:09,719 Lucinda pours her heart out... I know, I know. Let it out. 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,199 ...before sticking her nose in... 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,360 Do you want to have... Do you want to have a smell? 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,039 It's so gorgeous. 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:21,759 ...as our celebs... I want to fill my finger with a big fat ring. 8 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,959 Oh, yeah? ..go... 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,959 There's a couple of people that I think we've got in common. 10 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,999 They didn't bring you the best part. Did they not? 11 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,199 I could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face. 12 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,039 ...dating! Yeah! 13 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,120 Get in, you bastard! Come on! 14 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,959 Welcome to Celebs Go Dating. ♪ I could get used to this. ♪ 15 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,919 It's a brand-new day at the agency, where, as always, 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,399 the relationship management and emotional wellbeing 17 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,999 of their celeb clients is the main focus of the agents. 18 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,559 Can I say, everyone looks really bloody fit today! Oh! 19 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,279 Anna, you know what? On that note... Yeah? 20 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,039 ...I have something big that I want to announce. 21 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,839 We all know that, P-dog. Go on. 22 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,999 I had sex last night. THEY CHEER 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,879 Well, I watched Silent Witness in my pants, eating hash browns, 24 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,759 but you don't hear ME showing off! 25 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,279 I put the ketchup in an egg cup... 26 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,119 I think you're teasing us about the announcement. 27 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,959 Yes, you're right. I was being a bit coy. 28 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,359 What's the real announcement? 29 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,559 Yeah, I'm British, guys. 30 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,679 I'm a full-on resident of the UK. I did pass my test. 31 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,319 Oh, you passed your test! I did pass my test, yeah. 32 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,599 THEY CHEER Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 33 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,999 Oh, Paul. You know what this tells me? Do you know what this means? 34 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,159 What's that? This means you can never get rid of us! This is true. 35 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,399 ♪ When I walk in the club all eyes on me... ♪ 36 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,479 And here's someone else we can't get rid of - it's David. 37 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,679 And I've seen enough Potsie walk-ins to know when he's hung over... 38 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,359 DAVID EXHALES ...big time. 39 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:45,999 Let's hope he's functioning enough 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,719 to make the exact noise of the intercom bell. 41 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,159 Still got it, DP. Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency. 42 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,999 Hi, Tom, it's David. Come in, darling, do! 43 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,599 Oh, keep it down, Tom. He's feeling fragile. 44 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,799 ♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots 45 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,639 ♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots 46 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,479 ♪ Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots 47 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,640 ♪ La-da-da-da-da-da Everybody, let's take shots. ♪ 48 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,480 HE BURPS - Oh, no. - Sorry. 49 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,679 Oh, God! Don't go over there, Tom. Those sick burps linger. 50 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,399 Let's make life really nice for you because you're hanging. 51 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:26,559 Oh, thank you. Yeah. You're hanging out of your anus. Yeah. 52 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,119 Oh, don't pamper him, Tom. He's only hanging out of his anus 53 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,319 because he went full Ibiza weekender last night. 54 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,719 Actually, I think I've just got 55 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,839 a kind of coconutty residue on my hand. 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:41,199 Oh, nice. What a treat. Tiny little bit of alcohol. Yeah! 57 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,079 BELL RINGS Oh, my goodness! 58 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,479 Oh, darling, I'm so sorry. 59 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,119 Oh! Rude awakening, rude awakening. 60 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:54,039 Hello? Hi, Lovely T. We're ready for David. All right, darling. 61 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,359 TOM WHIMPERS Come on. 62 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:01,039 One, two, three. I need a Lucozade. Oh, well, you look ravishing! 63 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,879 Oh, thank you. Aesthetically, I wouldn't know you were hanging. 64 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,599 You would if you looked at his shorts. 65 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,479 Honestly, it's like a butcher's window! 66 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,840 Thank you, cos I feel like I'm going to die. Oh, darling... 67 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:18,479 Oh! Now, let's see what kind of mood David is... in. 68 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,879 He's always in a big mood, so... He is. 69 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,679 Oh! Oh! Oh! 70 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,119 HE SINGS 71 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,399 I mean, that is a powerful entrance, Da-veed. Yeah. 72 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:31,239 Thank you. Your legs are popping, your lips are popping. Thank you. 73 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,959 My insides aren't popping. I'm a bit ropey after last night. 74 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,119 Had a big night out...? 75 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,319 Basically... 76 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,799 ...the date was BLEEP sick! 77 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,639 Yes! 78 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,079 David got a right eyeful from Anthony. 79 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,399 Oh, OK. That's my dog there. 80 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,879 Then he got a mouthful. You're so lovely. 81 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,879 Then they went off for a skinful. 82 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,239 Yeah. Let's go and get another tequila. Come on. Come on. 83 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,559 Tequila time! 84 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,719 And judging by the state of David today, it wasn't just a quickie. 85 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,359 He pulled his pants down. Oh! So I was looking at his tattoos, 86 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,399 and he was like, "I've just got a new tattoo." 87 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,439 And I was like, "Oh, what is it?" It was like, "It's my dog." 88 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:13,159 And I was like, "Oh, let's see your dog." He went, "It's on my leg." 89 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,599 And then just stood up and pulled his pants down. 90 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,279 Bulge was in my face. I didn't know if I was looking at the dog 91 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:23,279 dressed as a pirate on his thigh. Captain Cock next to it. 92 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:25,639 I was literally like, "I don't know where to look." 93 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,759 I was like, "Do you prefer somebody making the move 94 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,159 "or do you, like, like making the first move?" 95 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,279 He was like, "Oh, I prefer if somebody makes the move." 96 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,279 But failing that, I'll get my cock and balls out 97 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,839 and show you me pirate dog. 98 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:42,159 So we kissed over the table. Oh, OK... Then what happened next? 99 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,159 Then we left. We had a peck outside, 100 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,839 and then I was like, "I don't want this to end." 101 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,959 Oh! So I was like, "Should we go for another tequila?" 102 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,959 You went after hours. We went after hours! 103 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,479 And we know in the agency, when we go after hours... Yeah. 104 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,839 ...things have got a bit of a "dot, dot, dot." Right. So, come on! 105 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:03,559 Yeah. Then all of a sudden, he just leant in and we were snogging 106 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,719 in the middle of the pub, which is kind of making me 107 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,959 cringe a little bit, but then I'm also loving it. 108 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,359 What the fuck? THEY SQUEAL 109 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,719 NARRATOR JOINS SQUEALING 110 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,639 Sorry. Just wanted to join in, too. Yes, David! What a result. 111 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,919 ♪ I'll make you 112 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,439 ♪ Reach, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. ♪ 113 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,479 So with David getting all hot under the collar, 114 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,159 the incoming Gabby is getting all hot under her coat 115 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,080 she clearly bought from Age Concern. 116 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,159 Hello. Celebrity dating agency. 117 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,759 Hi, it's Gabby. 118 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,879 Do come in. 119 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,279 ♪ I'll make you, I'll make you sweat 120 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:44,239 ♪ 'Till the feeling goes on and on and on and on 121 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,719 {\an8}♪ I'll make you, I'll make you sweat... ♪ 122 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,359 Darling! Oh, look at you! 123 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,879 How are you? 124 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,559 Oh, I say. VOICE MUFFLED 125 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,999 Say what you want about that jacket, 126 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,319 but at least it muffles Tom's nonsense. 127 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,279 Thank you. Oh, it's very toss-on, toss-off-able, isn't it? 128 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,679 If anyone else said that, there'd be trouble. 129 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,239 Oh, it's like a stole! It's bloody cold, though, outside. 130 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,119 It is. You're very well dressed for this. Oh, thank you. 131 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,359 Little chinchilla. 132 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,959 Don't worry, it's fake, everyone. 133 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,159 As if Gabby would kill that many chinchillas. 134 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,599 It'd be a great fight, though. 135 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,719 Upstairs, the only bout David's having is 136 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,399 a bout of horniness after his knockout night. 137 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,519 How would you rate that date from 1 to 10? 138 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,999 Honestly, a solid 9.5. 139 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,159 9.5? Yeah. Wow. 140 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,519 So are you curious to hear what he thinks? 141 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,920 Too hungover for this. 142 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:39,200 "I was impressed by his personality and his energy. 143 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,640 "He had beautiful eyes. 144 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,519 "David handled the date so well." 145 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,159 Oh, my God! 146 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,399 This is mature. Yeah, I'm so mature! 147 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,719 What's the last one, Taz? 148 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,520 Er, that's Dr Taz to you. 149 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,919 "How would you rate your date with David from 1 to 10?" 150 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,079 Oh, God. I've just said 9.5. 151 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,320 He said... 152 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,039 "10 out of 10!" Fuck off! Yes! 153 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,399 Get in, you bastard! 154 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,639 Come on! Yes, baby. 155 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,519 Are they pleased with that? It's hard to tell. 156 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,959 We are very, very pleased. 157 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,359 Thank you. Clears that up. 158 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:23,359 We're so proud of you. Oh, thank you. 159 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,759 I'm excited to kind of see where it goes. 160 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:29,239 So the second date, that's the really important one. Yes. OK. 161 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,439 Have a think about the things that are really important to you... OK. 162 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,319 Tequila shots, snogging and dogs dressed as pirates? 163 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,239 ...that you would like to share with Anthony. 164 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,799 Yeah. My challenge for you this time would be ask him, 165 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,679 "What are you like in bed?" 166 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,599 I lie face-down, head in the pillow, 167 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,279 arm under it, leg hanging out, 168 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,759 arse out of the duvet like a fucking warthog. 169 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,839 Sexual communication is hot. 170 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,679 Other than that, just get in there with your titty tassels 171 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,799 and get in there and enjoy, baby! Shimmy, shimmy. 172 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,239 Thank you! 173 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,279 Bye, bitches. Bye, bitches! 174 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,199 Mwah, mwah, mwah! 175 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,360 Bye, my loves. 176 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,639 Babes, I think what we need to do right now 177 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,719 is start getting our wedding outfits ready. 178 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,879 I thought you were going to say 179 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,519 we should pop a bottle of champagne. Maybe. 180 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,479 David might well be off for a hair of the dog. 181 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:17,519 DAVID COUGHS 182 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,359 As one happy Pottsy leaves, Gabby's next in 183 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:24,200 and she's getting Dr T and PCB in the agent roulette. 184 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,520 Come on in. 185 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,319 Hello. Hello. Hi, Gabby. 186 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,639 Wow. I'm always like, "Who have I got today?" 187 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:36,519 Gabby and Joel caused quite a splash in Tenerife. 188 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,519 I feel like it's only fair to give Joel a second go. 189 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,639 Their first date was so nice they had to do it twice. 190 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,999 And by twice, I mean twice as many people 191 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,319 because it was a double date with Lucinda and Ken. 192 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,439 That's all right. How many is that? 100. 193 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,839 What?! 100 for the best. Thank you so much. 194 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,319 And once they'd gone, Gabby got a gob full. 195 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,919 Not like that, you perverts. 196 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,600 How was your double date? 197 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,959 An experience. Really? 198 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:05,119 We were so excited for it. It was... 199 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,239 We were just bouncing off each other, me and Lucinda. 200 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,479 And then we got in there, and when the guys arrived, 201 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,879 it just kind of went wah-wah-wah. 202 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,239 Like a choir of ducks. 203 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,879 They left... Mm-hm. 204 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,999 ...which means you and Joel could have alone time. 205 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,919 Yeah. He brought me 100 roses. 206 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,679 100 roses. Did he? I've never had that in my life. 207 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,439 How did you feel about that? 208 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:33,079 I just feel like he's sincere, and he's got really good potential, 209 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,799 but he's very young. 210 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,839 I keep coming back to this. 211 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,159 If he was older and in a maybe a different position in his life, 212 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:44,559 then I would be excited by it, but I just have this gut feeling 213 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,840 that it's, like, am I just wasting my time? 214 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,319 You talked about some of the challenges with Joel. 215 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,439 What's the upside? I like how I feel when I'm with him. 216 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,079 Really? Yeah. How would you describe it? 217 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,679 Just, like, hot. 218 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,359 Are you sure that's not just the chinchilla body warmer? 219 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,959 "Just, like, hot." THEY LAUGH 220 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,959 He's interested and wants to get to know me, 221 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,599 and I do believe that from him. 222 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,519 He's got a really good energy to be around. 223 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,679 I do like being around him. OK. 224 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,799 Everything that you've told me 225 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,959 says that you definitely need another date with this guy. Yeah. 226 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:24,479 The real question is, does he show up in this third date, consistent? 227 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,799 Mm-hm. 228 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,039 If you feel a drop-off, 229 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,599 as Ken precipitously dropped... 230 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,519 What's wrong with saying suddenly, Paul? 231 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,159 If you feel a drop-off, you walk. 232 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,799 If you don't feel seen, you walk, right? 233 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,999 This is why this third date is very, very important. Yeah. OK. 234 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,199 Wow. PCB is serious. Typical Brit. 235 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:49,119 On this date, you're going to be able 236 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,439 to collect more information about him 237 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,039 and make a decision for yourself on this next date. 238 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,959 So it's a very important date. 239 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,119 Oh, God. God! Yeah. 240 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,559 This is your biggest date so far of your time here at the agency. 241 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,039 Yeah. All right. 242 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,959 So you're ready? Yeah. You feel good? Yeah. 243 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,759 You know what the mission is? Yes. 244 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,120 OK. No pressure, Agent Gabs. 245 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,359 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 246 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,959 where Gabby's gone to get ready for her most important date ever. 247 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,039 And it's Married At First Sight for sore eyes Lucinda's turn, 248 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,360 who's come dressed as an old lady's couch. 249 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,439 Hello. Celebrity dating agency. 250 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,079 Hello, gorgeous Tom Read Wilson. 251 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,719 Oh, Miss Light. 252 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,080 Come in, come in. 253 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,999 Hi! Oh, look at your paisley! 254 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,199 Double denim. 255 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,399 Oh, double denim and double paisley. 256 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,599 Hello, gorgeous. I'm mad about paisley. 257 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,359 How did you know? 258 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,879 I feel like it's the spiral of life 259 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,879 because all of nature's got the little... 260 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,039 Beautiful way of putting it. 261 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,559 God, how soft and poreless your skin is. 262 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,319 Likewise. Right back at you. 263 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,559 We could just do this forever! 264 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,679 For the love of God, please don't. 265 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,959 Can you just be my little pussycat and just curl up in my lap? 266 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,399 And I'll just stroke you. 267 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,239 You'd be a better pussycat than me. 268 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,039 Oh! You'd just purr. Well, I am very tactile. 269 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,559 I think it's my love language. 270 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,519 I reckon you're fluent in all of the love languages. 271 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,919 Me too. My love language is pussay... and dicks. 272 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,839 In terms of affirmations, I have a rule. 273 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,399 If it's dancing on my frontal lobe, it has to visit my tongue. 274 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,519 Which is why I refuse to dance on his frontal lobe. 275 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,159 Would you like to ring up T? 276 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,399 Got to clean this phone here. 277 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,919 Has it got make-up on it? Look at that. Ew. 278 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,159 Can I put it on speakerphone? 279 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,719 No, you have to lick my foundation off the phone. 280 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,479 Go on, P-Dog. Give it a lick. 281 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,319 PHONE RINGS 282 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,399 Hello. Hello, T. 283 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,999 If you could send her up. 284 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,800 Certainly. Thank you. 285 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,439 Lucinda. Bye, my darling. 286 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,959 Bye, darling. 287 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,199 Back out in Teners, Lucinda had her first date with Ken. 288 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,759 I'm not gonna lie to you, your lips is just doing it for me. 289 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,399 And after some serious graft, 290 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,359 they managed to clear the restaurant with their snog fest. 291 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,359 But on their second date, Ken got ahead of himself... 292 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,359 I mean, I've got a penthouse in Chelsea. 293 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,719 ...as well as putting his foot right in it... 294 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,119 Listen, she lives, like... Not a foursome with these lot. 295 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,079 No, but it's got to be a foursome. No. 296 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,399 No foursomes, Ken. 297 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,039 ...causing Lucinda to throw the towel in early. 298 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,320 Have fun, you two. Thank you. You, too. 299 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,959 Ken was looking for his Barbie, 300 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,439 and he was pretty sure he'd found it in you... 301 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,159 Aw. ..when we left Tenerife. 302 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,519 But come second date, 303 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,279 there was sort of not a presence that I'm looking for. 304 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:57,279 A quality of just soulful chat 305 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,319 that felt really true. 306 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:05,599 With Ken, when did you first feel he wasn't the right one for you? 307 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,759 Do you know what, I think it was the space between 308 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:13,119 the notes of leaving Tenerife 309 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,399 and the next stage. 310 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:20,879 What I would argue is that you knew immediately. 311 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,319 You're right. You extend this benefit of the doubt 312 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:29,279 and you override your conscious. 313 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,719 I haven't been dating for so long 314 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,799 that I almost lean into it because I'm like, 315 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,679 "Well, it's an experience." 316 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,359 Lucinda is the epitome of a people pleaser, 317 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,999 but always saying yes or agreeing with your date, 318 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,959 that is not a good strategy, because essentially 319 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,719 they're not getting to know the real you. 320 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,239 I do recognise within all of that as well, 321 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,359 I'm a very acquired taste. 322 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,719 Can we go into that a bit? Because... 323 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,999 Well, I'm a bit of an Amazon glamazon, so, you know... 324 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,559 Huh? And then I think, you know, 325 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,879 just being a bold woman, I just don't think it's... 326 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,279 It's not a lot of people's cup of tea. 327 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,999 Have you always sort of been this introspective? 328 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,519 No. So what changed? 329 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,799 I think it's just truly come from being a giant mess 330 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:19,399 and in so much pain and quite often a bit of heartbreak 331 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,200 where I'm like, "I don't know where to put this." 332 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:29,239 Yeah, like, a lot of pain, you know... Yeah. 333 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:35,399 ...earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well. 334 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400 Um... 335 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,279 Being bullied and called fat. 336 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,120 I've had a very, um... 337 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,880 A bit of body dysmorphia. 338 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:52,040 And it's a continual journey to accept... 339 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,640 ...a bigger body and I mean... Yeah. 340 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,119 I really am quite body-positive. 341 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,719 I mean, you know, I do... 342 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,199 It requires radical acceptance, doesn't it? But it's a journey. 343 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:14,239 And often we can fake it till we make it as well. Yeah. 344 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,959 If we throw enough shit at a wall, it might stick 345 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,559 and we might just believe it ourselves. 346 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,479 And I think the challenge that you have is self-acceptance 347 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,999 in that area. It can be. And you know, I mean, 348 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,279 often when I have a lover, like, I fall in love with it again, 349 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,559 because, you know, 350 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,279 often what's reflected is just divine, you know? 351 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,919 But sometimes when you're going solo, 352 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:44,199 you forget without that love and touch, you know what I mean? 353 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,559 Yeah. 354 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,639 I'm so emotional today. 355 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,559 We're such a... 356 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,519 Let it out. ..huge mass of women 357 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:58,279 in their middle age now that are not 358 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:03,479 being met or found or touched and felt. 359 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:10,279 And I think there's a bit of a loneliness epidemic that's upon. 360 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,480 It's so sad. 361 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,520 Oh! 362 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,239 I know. I know, I know. 363 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,679 It's OK. Let it out. Let it out. 364 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:30,399 It felt so easy in my 20s and 30s to fall in love and be in love. 365 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,879 Yeah. Sometimes I give up hope. 366 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,639 Like, you know, I've been out there and like, 367 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,119 "Here I am. Let's go." You know? But... 368 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,279 You know, this is great. 369 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,479 But, yeah, also no pressure. SHE LAUGHS 370 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,319 You are - and I'm not just saying this to say it - 371 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,999 one of the most exceptional people that I've ever witnessed. 372 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,559 This is really important because you are amazing, 373 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,319 but we also know that, you know, we can't keep carrying on up there, 374 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,559 when we need to sometimes just sit in the mud 375 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,839 and right now, we're sitting in the mud with you. 376 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,480 You are gorgeous. OK? Thank you, beautiful. 377 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,759 All it takes is one person, Lucinda. 378 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,079 Yeah. One person. 379 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:21,079 And you are putting yourself in the position to find that person. Yes. 380 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,159 Thank you, beautiful. 381 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,199 And you're right, it is a numbers game, isn't it? 382 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,879 Just keep going until I've found the poor bastard. 383 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,399 THEY LAUGH 384 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,479 Fantastic agenting from A-Dubs and PCB there. 385 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,640 You've got this, Lucinda. 386 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,119 Across town, Gabby's gearing up to work out 387 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,479 if she wants to be in a duo with Joel, 388 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,159 who's ten years her junior. 389 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,599 The fact that we're on a third date, 390 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,479 it's looking like it could get a bit serious, 391 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,839 and I'm not one to shy away from that. 392 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,959 Jesus! He thinks it could get serious enough to bring a wash bag? 393 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,039 It's obvious that we have some sort of chemistry there, 394 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,959 but I definitely need to dig a bit deeper 395 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,479 and see if we are aligned on the fundamentals of 396 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,679 what I would consider a strong relationship. 397 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,880 "Do you like Minecraft?" 398 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,919 Hey! 399 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,639 How are you? How are you? Sorry to keep you waiting. 400 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,919 You look amazing, man. Thank you. Let me get that chair for you. 401 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,359 Oh, thanks. 402 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,120 That's very nice of you. Thank you. 403 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,999 I'm nervous. Why? I don't know. 404 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,839 Maybe because the agents told her 405 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,959 this is the most important date of her life. 406 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,559 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 407 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,799 I think it's a good thing. It should be a good thing. Yeah. 408 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,359 I feel like if you wasn't nervous, then it would be like, 409 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,879 what are you here for? 410 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,559 Let me take this off. It's quite warm in here. 411 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,759 Fair enough. 412 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,639 Joel seems to think you're pretty hot too. Look at him! 413 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,839 I'm enjoying this view. 414 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,119 Carry on. THEY LAUGH 415 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,879 I can't take any more off. We're in a restaurant. 416 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,079 Yeah. No, no. We'll save that for later, innit? 417 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,959 He's like a kid in a sweet shop, 418 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,599 and he's got his eye on a couple of gobstoppers. 419 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,999 How are you, anyway? 420 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,239 I'm just happy to kind of be in this situation with you. 421 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,479 Yeah, true. What's on your mind? 422 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,719 Loads of things. 423 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,239 Loads of things? Yeah. 424 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,479 OK. So I'm going to be straight-up honest with you. 425 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,479 We've talked about the age thing before. 426 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,199 What I've been thinking about is that realistically, 427 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,879 what does the age gap mean moving forwards? 428 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,240 What is in your kind of, like, two-year plan or things like that? 429 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,080 Oh, shit. 430 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,599 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 431 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,319 where Gabby's in the middle of her journey 432 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,519 to decide whether Joel's more playgrounds and swings 433 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,639 or serious things. 434 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:38,999 What is in your, like, 435 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,759 kind of like two-year plan or, like, things like that? 436 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,879 I'm ready to just settle down. 437 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,199 I'm like, I'm not into all of this talking 438 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,159 to loads of people and bouncing back and forth. 439 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,039 Like, I don't really find it interesting, 440 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,279 like, getting something deep for like seven months, 441 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,359 then having to start again. 442 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,959 I don't like the starting again process. 443 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,479 And I've always said, like, my next person, 444 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,959 I want it to kind of be my last. 445 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,919 What does, like, a long-term, like, a successful 446 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,120 long-term relationship look like to you? 447 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:06,920 Family orientated. 448 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,440 Say, caring. 449 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,279 Supportive. 450 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,039 Jesus. Is he reciting an advert for an old people's home? 451 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,599 And just, like, teamwork. 452 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,279 Loyalty is everything to me. That's a good word. 453 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,159 I was looking for that one. Loyalty is everything. 454 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,679 Oh, it's just bullshit filler until they shag, isn't it? 455 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,639 But what else... I'll reverse that question back to you. 456 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,759 Well done. 457 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,960 Don't patronise him, Gabs. That's my job. 458 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,679 Back to HQ now, where the agents have been putting their 459 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,960 own specialist skills to good use on Lucinda. 460 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,880 There's a date for you tonight. 461 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,919 But it's not just one. What? We have two. 462 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,919 Wow. We have two. Right. 463 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:54,239 So you have a starter, and then you have a main. 464 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,519 Like a speed date. Like a speed date. 465 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,719 Almost. Right. OK. 466 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,199 But this is to really maximise your time here. 467 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,359 I like this. OK. So the beauty is that you can 468 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:10,199 decide which of these two that you'd like to continue on as dessert. 469 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,959 That's so cheeky. Yes. 470 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,119 Are we going in blind on this one? 471 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:16,599 We're going in blind. Yeah. I love surprises. 472 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,279 Exactly. This is why we know... 473 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,439 Because you lean into everything we give you. 474 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,959 Yeah. OK. How are you feeling about that? 475 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,759 Oh, my gosh, this is going to be a night. 476 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,279 I tell you. This will be. Thank you, guys. 477 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,479 Thank you. Thanks for holding all my tender bits today. Always. 478 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,439 I didn't know that was part of the service. 479 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,759 They never hold mine. 480 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,039 Bring it in, sister. 481 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,239 Thanks, guys. Oh, you honey. Here for you. 482 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,199 We'll see you on the other side. Cannot wait. 483 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,599 Oh... 484 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,999 All right. You take care. Yep, yep. Thanks, guys. So much love. 485 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,039 So much love. 486 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,279 This was a breakthrough moment. 487 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,199 And I wonder how much she's articulated of 488 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,719 the story to anyone and the fact 489 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,079 that she was willing and wanting to do it here now, 490 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,919 especially at this point in the journey, 491 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:06,199 shows that her next half could truly be life-changing. 492 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,959 I think the best is very much yet to come. 493 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,039 Yeah. Yep. And hopefully this life-changing journey 494 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,280 won't end in divorce. 495 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,679 Back across town, 496 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,599 let's see how Gabby is getting on sizing 497 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,799 up her future prospects with Loverboy Joel. 498 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,279 You asked me, where do I see things in the next two years? 499 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,879 But where do you see things? Oh, God. 500 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,439 I'm like, ready to be 501 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:33,359 in a proper relationship in a couple of years. 502 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,599 I don't know how long, but before I'm 40, 503 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,199 I would like to have kids. Yeah. 504 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,919 But, yeah, just like the real deal. 505 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:44,239 Like, I want to fill my finger with a big fat ring. 506 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,959 And I want to fill my ring with a big fat finger, Gabs. 507 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,599 But you can't have it all, right? 508 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,279 I'm on the same page. 509 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:51,959 Oh, is that what you're looking for? 100%. 510 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,839 How many kids do you want, though? 511 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,199 Um, two max. 512 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,119 I wouldn't call them both Max, but each to their own. 513 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,119 Two, three? 514 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,279 I'm happy with two, but three is, like, my maximum. 515 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,879 You can see where we end up. Better get cracking, then. 516 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,879 Yeah. No need to rush, Gabs. 517 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,959 He'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age. 518 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,919 I do know that there's, like, a three-date rule normally. 519 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,159 Yeah. I'm not saying that this is right now, 520 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,879 even though we're on our third date, but normally it's a three-date rule. 521 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,039 And that's where you kind of like level up. 522 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,519 I'm starting to think level up means sexy, sexy, boom time. 523 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,599 I think I know what you're saying, 524 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,079 but I didn't even know there's that rule. 525 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,719 Oh, so you aren't a seasoned dater. 526 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,639 I'm very open to finding out that rule. 527 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,679 You know what I mean? 528 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,399 I feel like, yeah, it's about time. 529 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,719 Is it? Yeah. 530 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,280 If the time is right, the time is right. 531 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,519 I like where kind of things are going. 532 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,239 I want to know about you more. 533 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,359 But, yeah, I definitely want to carry things on. 534 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,479 You're confusing. In terms of how? 535 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,039 When I'm with you, I'm like, "Yeah, fancy him." 536 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,719 But then obviously on 537 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,919 my head on paper, I'm like, he's young. 538 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,999 He's this, he's that. 539 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,239 But then whenever I ask you things, you always deliver 540 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,799 in what I need you to say. 541 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,639 That comes down to like my trust in whether I want to see, like, 542 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,280 believe it or like whether it's just a time will tell situation or... 543 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:10,919 Let's not think that fast. 544 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,919 Like, let's live in the moment. And if it's meant to be 545 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,360 it's meant to be. It's not, it's not... 546 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,679 OK. 547 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,919 Well, that's very mature, actually. 548 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,959 So I think we're done here. 549 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,440 Let me pick you up. Let's go. 550 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,919 I had many doubts going into this, 551 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,199 mainly just because of the age thing. 552 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,359 And honestly, everything that I asked Joel, 553 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,719 he had a very solid response, 554 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,999 and I wasn't expecting that. 555 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,279 But I think right now, 556 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,959 not keeping my options open when I'm not 100% sure 557 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,279 is a little unsettling for me. 558 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,200 So I just want to make sure that the agents know that. 559 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,279 Well, Gabby's still not 100% sold on Joel, 560 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,559 so we'll have to see if he gets to level up 561 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,800 or if it's time for a new player to enter. 562 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,479 In a rainy south London, 563 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,799 ex-rugby player turned superstar DJ James Haskell 564 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,079 is in the back of a black cab and he is 100% pumped for his next date. 565 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,319 I'm very excited about this date. 566 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,319 So what I know about Dottie is, she's into health and fitness. 567 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,479 She looked very pretty in her photo. 568 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,919 She talked about wanting a bit of wit and confidence. 569 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,159 I mean, I've definitely got one of those. 570 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,039 I'll let the audience decide which one that is. 571 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,799 Here's a clue. It's not the wit. 572 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,239 I would love to feel that connection and that vibe 573 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,879 and find that energy straight away. 574 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,439 And hopefully tonight I'll have that. 575 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,240 Well, you better get a move on. You're late, Jimbo. 576 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,239 Across town, Lucinda is on her way to the blind double date 577 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,639 the agents have lined up 578 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,159 to help solve her problem 579 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,679 of giving people the benefit of the doubt. 580 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,479 What a fabulous opportunity to have 581 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:50,119 a date for entree, a date for main, and then to choose one for dessert. 582 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,119 It's a bit of a Choose Your Own Adventure night 583 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,199 and I'm here for it. 584 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,039 If you were going on an adventure, 585 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,999 it'd be handy if you were backed up by a Viking. 586 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,479 That beard is so beardy. 587 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,639 I was already super excited. 588 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,719 And then it's like me going 589 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,919 to play against another guy and I'm like, "OK, here we go." 590 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,999 So you've just ramped up my enthusiasm 591 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,079 for the date a little bit more 592 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,719 because I absolutely need to make sure I win. 593 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,840 Mate, it's a date, not The Hunger Games. 594 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,679 You know, I think competition is healthy. 595 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,079 So I'm coming in open minded, being my authentic self. 596 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:20,399 See if some things click between the two of us. 597 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:24,080 I believe, I hope, the best man wins. We'll find out soon. 598 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,799 Right, sit tight, Damo, and make yourself comfy. 599 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,679 Lucinda might be a while. 600 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,279 Yeah! 601 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,639 Hello. Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you. 602 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,360 Anurag. Anurag, yes. Lucinda. Please. Good to meet you. 603 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,879 How's it going? Pretty good. How are you going? 604 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,919 Yes, I'm good, I'm good. 605 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,039 So originally from Australia, right? Um, yeah. 606 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,239 Very much Australian. 607 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,519 And then how long have you been in the UK, if you don't mind? 608 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,799 Well, I sort of spend time between the two countries. 609 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,919 Oh, OK. So you go... 610 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,199 I do a bit of both. 611 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,559 Well, you can't do both tonight. 612 00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,799 You've got to pick one. 613 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,519 Anurag's a cool guy. 614 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,959 He's definitely putting me at ease. 615 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,159 I'm enjoying this. 616 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,319 How about you, Lucinda? So, siblings? 617 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,799 I've got an older brother and then a middle sister. OK. 618 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,319 And so everybody's Australia-based. 619 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,159 I've never been to Australia. I want to definitely go. 620 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,919 You have to come Down Under. 621 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,199 I think he just did. 622 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,719 Hobbies - what do you do outside of work to relax? 623 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,799 Hobbies, hobbies... 624 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,639 I actually just did the Hoffman course. 625 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,719 Do you know about that? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 626 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,119 How was that? I loved it. You know, I'm just trying 627 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,279 to make better decisions for my life. 628 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,399 Like not choosing the sugary things. 629 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,759 Yeah. Sugar's the devil. 630 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,599 Is sugar the devil? 631 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,359 I feel like the actual devil might be a bit put out by that comparison. 632 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,599 So start small. 633 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,919 Have you heard of Kaizen? The concept of Kaizen? 634 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,839 Tell me. It's Japanese, it's about incremental improvements 635 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,639 when you want to make a change. Bit by bit. Yeah. 636 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,999 They always come up with good ones. 637 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,439 Like, there's the inanake, which is like... 638 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,239 Oh! Ikigai, ikigai. Ikigai! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 639 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,279 Ikigai, ikigai. 640 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,439 Yeah. Bukkake changed my life too. 641 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,799 I mean, I follow lots of different systems. 642 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,239 Yes. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah. Universal, laws of the universe. 643 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,279 The law of attraction. 644 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,479 Go on. 645 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,839 Law of vibration. 646 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,199 Oh, she knows all about that. Don't you worry. 647 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,359 I love all that stuff. 648 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,919 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, totally. 649 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,839 Well, they're both chatting absolute fucking bollocks, 650 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,199 but they seem to be getting on. 651 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,200 That's a bonus. 652 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,639 Right, over to rugby star turned podcaster and DJ James Haskell, 653 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,719 who's running late 654 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,439 for his first date with personal trainer Dottie. 655 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,439 Is it me, or does she look just like his ex wife, Chloe Madeley? 656 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,639 How am I feeling? Excited, I think. 657 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,239 I'm apprehensive. 658 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,519 My hopes for the date is to just get to know him, 659 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,479 find out what he's really like behind 660 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,959 the celebrity side that we see. 661 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,679 I love banter, I like to be sarcastic, 662 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,719 I like to challenge and see if I can bring that out in him. 663 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,799 Well, you're in luck because here comes Bantony Hopkins now. 664 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,439 Here's Jimbo. 665 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,079 I'm very excited for my date with Dottie. 666 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,359 Hopefully it's better than the weather. 667 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,839 Yeah. Classic bants. 668 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,079 Kill me. 669 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,279 How you doing? I'm good, thank you. How are you? Good. 670 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,879 I'm James. Nice to meet you. How are you doing? You all right? 671 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,599 Yeah, I'm good. Oh, my God, this weather is awful. 672 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,959 It's disgusting. Literally disgusting. 673 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,999 Turn up shaking. It looks like I'm shaking with nerves, 674 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,639 but I'm literally shaking because I'm freezing. 675 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,479 No, it was nerves. Yeah, yeah. No. Of course. 676 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,559 Of course it was nerves. 677 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,959 You look great. Thank you. Likewise. Thank you. 678 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,719 Thank you, I try. I mean, I've not much to work with, 679 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,359 but I try. 680 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,559 Dottie looks beautiful. 681 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,079 She's got a great smile. There's incredible energy. 682 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,520 I think this is going to be a really, really good date. 683 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,199 Can I get a glass of Pitbull, please? 684 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,239 Pitbull? 685 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,519 What? Fireball! 686 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,159 ♪ Do, do, do do-do-do. ♪ 687 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,199 Do you want regular or large one? 688 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,479 Large, please. 689 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,159 Oh, someone's gambling on James footing the bill. 690 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,039 Can I get a tequila soda, please? 691 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,079 Tequila? Thank you. 692 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,719 I wonder what you'd ordered then, when you said a Pitbull. 693 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,039 I was like, "Fucking hell." 694 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,559 Yeah. What kind of idiot would make that mistake? 695 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,599 Mr Worldwide. 696 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,079 It's very nice. You can try it. 697 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,879 That's very sweet of you. Thank you. 698 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,719 You're good at sharing? Yeah. Perfect, yeah. 699 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,879 I'm not sure I'll be spooning, like, dessert into your mouth. 700 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,439 Yeah, that's probably... Too soon. Too soon. 701 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,479 OK. I always get too overeager. 702 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,959 Play it cool, James, play it cool. 703 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,479 So what has happened to our baron of banter? 704 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,319 He's acting like a giddy schoolboy. 705 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,160 I think someone's potty for Dottie. 706 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,560 Back to Lucinda, who's still tucking into her first course date, Anurag. 707 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,439 This has been magical, and I... I've enjoyed it. 708 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,999 I want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic. 709 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,919 Oh, hello. What's he got here, then? 710 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,919 You're going to do a magic trick. A magic trick. 711 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,959 Oh, right. He's actually going to do a magic trick. 712 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,919 So we have two coins. Yes. 713 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,639 Thank God he didn't get his wand out. 714 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,759 Dick joke. Bit of fun. 715 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,960 Yeah? Yeah. 716 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,639 It's gone from here. Wow. 717 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,839 And you have two coins here. 718 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,239 That's the tip sorted. 719 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,240 Wow! 720 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,919 I loved that. That's cool. 721 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,999 So that's... 722 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,799 I leave you with a bit of magic. 723 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,079 You can think about it while you're on your second date. 724 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,360 OK, well, I better get out of here. Yeah. 725 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:06,519 Lovely meeting you. Likewise. Hope to see you... Yes. 726 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,080 Take care. Yeah. 727 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,839 What's your thoughts, fella? Reckon the trick sealed the deal? 728 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,039 I had a really good time. Lucinda is a lovely woman. 729 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,839 I hope it converts to a dessert, but that's up to Lucinda 730 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,919 who she picks out of the two of us. 731 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,919 But, yeah, I'm keeping my fingers crossed. 732 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,759 Don't worry, mate, you never know. Damo might pull out some mime. 733 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,440 Then your chances will definitely improve. 734 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,159 Time to see if James has improved his chances with Dottie 735 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,639 after a nervy start from our superstar DJ. 736 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,799 Thank you so much. 737 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,359 One Pitbull in large size and the tequila soda. 738 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,919 Thank you. 739 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,439 What have they said to you about me? What did they say? 740 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,479 I kind of knew who you were. 741 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,519 "Kind of knew?" 742 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,319 That is the level of celeb we're aiming for on this show. 743 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,839 There's a couple of people that I think we've got in common. 744 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,919 Ooh, mutual friends! That's nice. 745 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,279 OK, like how in common? Look how scared you are. 746 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,639 I'm not scared. Oh, God. 747 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,679 They've told you... 748 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,959 They didn't put you in the best light. Did they not? 749 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,039 Oh, hang on. 750 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,359 Has Jimbo been playing away from home? 751 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,439 That's a rugby and sex joke. 752 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,479 Oh, God. It all depends who these people are. 753 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,799 You probably don't even remember them. 754 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,839 No, I'm not like that. No, no. Don't label me as a player. 755 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,839 I'm not that guy. I mean, listen, I'm enjoying being single. 756 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,079 I'm sure you... 757 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,439 I'm sure you have. 758 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,440 Oh, no. He's rucked this up. 759 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,759 Back to Lucinda, who, 760 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,999 fresh from her agent selected starter date, 761 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,919 is making the short trip upstairs for a main course with 762 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,199 beardy man Damien. 763 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,679 I'm not going to do loads of Viking jokes, 764 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,119 but he does put the phwoar in Thor. 765 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,000 Hi. Hello. How are you? Are you a hugger? 766 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,919 Damien, is it? Yes. Hi. Lucinda, hi. How are you doing? 767 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:47,959 I'm loving this. Thank you. 768 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,519 I grew it all myself. Fabulous. 769 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,519 Oh, thank you. No worries. 770 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:53,719 Have you been here long? 771 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,919 Since about 865 AD if I remember correctly. 772 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,879 It's all good anticipation. 773 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,159 Waiting. The waiting game. Yeah. How have you been? 774 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,719 Really good. Yeah. Excited to hang out with you. 775 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,279 Yeah? I don't come to London very often, 776 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,959 so it's all a little bit exciting for me. 777 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,159 I set up my own business two years ago... What's that? 778 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,119 And I've got to the... It's axe throwing. 779 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,559 Oh, what? Axe throwing. 780 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,560 Course it is. 781 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,520 Hello. We have chimichurri. Thank you. Some steak sauce. 782 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,759 Medium. Beautiful. Medium rare. That's amazing. 783 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,080 Cheers. Look at that. Wow. Thank you. 784 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,119 Do you like a beard? Is that...? Would that be...? 785 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,999 Yeah, I'm into the beard. What happens when you... 786 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,239 What's your face doing when the beard comes back? 787 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,639 I have no idea. It's been ten years. 788 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,159 I have no idea what's underneath there. You've lost... 789 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,559 Can I feel your face? 790 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,440 You can absolutely do whatever you want. 791 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,639 I'll warm up my hands. 792 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,879 Oh, what on earth is happening? 793 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,480 Just having a look and a feel. 794 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,799 It's cool. Want to have a smell? 795 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,719 Oh, God. Don't smell it. 796 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,959 Does it smell divine? 797 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,679 You want me to come around there or are you coming round here? 798 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,680 No, no. I'm good. 799 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,760 Oh, you filthy beard sniffer. 800 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,399 You all right, Anurag? 801 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,879 You, my friend, have got about three minutes to grow a beard. 802 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,440 Lucky for you, there's an ad break. 803 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,839 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 804 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,599 where the earlier bout of beard groping 805 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,319 has clearly left Lucinda feeling frisky. 806 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,599 Have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom? 807 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,879 Is that one of your things? 808 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,959 No... That's not mine. 809 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,399 But I like that that's just come out of nowhere. 810 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,479 Nowhere! Was that... Did you just look at that and go, 811 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,559 "Do you know what we should do?" No, you go... Maybe we should. 812 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,320 BOTH LAUGH We could do that another time. 813 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,719 Do you want me to help you here? Let's start with this. 814 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,839 Oh, my God. 815 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,800 If she pops that on his beard, I'm going to throw up. 816 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,119 So I suppose I better excuse myself. 817 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,039 It is a tough choice, this. 818 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,879 Cos they are both fabulous guys. There's no doubt about it. 819 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,720 I've had such a great date with both of them. 820 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,359 I need to go and have a good think about dessert. 821 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,359 So, I... 822 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,759 It's a bit of an impossible choice, I've got to say. 823 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,399 Thank you very much. I really appreciate that. 824 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,280 You smell divine as well. Thank you. 825 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,079 Will I be seeing you again? I don't know at this point. 826 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,719 Because if I'm never going to see you ever again, 827 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,159 I should give you a goodbye kiss. 828 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,879 He's not playing about. 829 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,399 Do you want to do the nose? Yeah! 830 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,520 Let's do the nose. Eskimos, I think. Mm-hm. 831 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,359 Right. Well, that's really fucking weird. 832 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,279 Um, let's leave them to it and crack on, shall we? 833 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,840 Fucking hell. 834 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,519 Over to James, 835 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,759 who's struggling to get his date with Dottie back on track 836 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,639 after the revelation they had friends in common 837 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,359 that he's been rucking. 838 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,319 Rugby joke. 839 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,839 Can I get the miso cod, please? 840 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,799 Um, can I get the chicken satay, please? 841 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,959 Any allergies? 842 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,999 Not me. No. Thank you! 843 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,479 I always think you'd volunteer if you were deathly allergic to nuts. 844 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,559 You'd go... Yeah. "By the way, I'm allergic to nuts." Yeah. 845 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,560 Gutted if I was allergic to nuts. 846 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,919 Do you love nuts? 847 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,119 - I love nuts. - Why am I such a child? HE LAUGHS 848 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,999 Such a... such a child! Um... Out of the gutter. Yeah. 849 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,159 Bloody hell, Jimbo, leave the bollock jokes to me. 850 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,239 You're trying to show Dotty that you've moved on from being a ruckboy. 851 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,639 How many dates have you been on? 852 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,079 Four or five. 853 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:25,079 Wow. On the dates, I just didn't necessarily feel 854 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,439 that, like... energy. 855 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,639 Yeah, he was too busy feeling Dotty's mate's energies. 856 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,319 Look, they're all attractive. It was nice. 857 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,999 We always had really good conversation. 858 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,359 Mm-hm. But I'm trying to be more, 859 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,399 like... Intentional. Intentional is a great word. 860 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,439 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 861 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,599 I think you kind of know when you go on a date with someone... 862 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,319 Within, like, five minutes. 100%. 863 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,439 Are we approaching five minutes now? BOTH LAUGH 864 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,319 I would, I would... Cheque! I mean, I'd hate you for a second, 865 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,999 but I'd never forgive you if you went, "Listen." 866 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,559 BOTH LAUGH Yeah, my time's up. 867 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,639 Yeah, you're like, "Can I just let you know, I just wanted to make sure 868 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,039 "you were as big a dick as I thought you were." 869 00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,999 Can I get this to go, please? Thank you. Yeah. 870 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,720 I'm not 100% sure she's joking. 871 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,399 Right. Let's get back to Lucinda's double date 872 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,639 for the big reveal 873 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,879 of who she's picked for her dessert course. 874 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,039 Is it nose-twitchy Viking, 875 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,640 or Magic Boy? 876 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,799 I think it's only fair 877 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,839 that I bring them both to dessert. 878 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,999 And you shipped off Ken cos he wanted an orgy. 879 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,719 Ah, hi! DAMIEN: Here she is. Hello, hello. 880 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,679 I'm feeling cheeky. 881 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,159 I'm feeling mischievous, 882 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,159 and I'm ready to create some sparks. 883 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,559 Now, this is what's going to happen. 884 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:37,399 This is a quickfire game. Mm-hm. Question and an answer. 885 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,359 Right. Wait, are we doing a quiz now? 886 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,239 A bit weird, but I'm up for it. 887 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:44,159 But who is going to win tonight's special prize, Lucinda? 888 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,319 Will it be Damien, the Viking whose beard she tugged off 889 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,759 and rubbed noses with, 890 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,159 or Magic Man Anurag, who put extra pennies in her purse? 891 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,520 OK. Let's quiz. 892 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,359 What colour are my eyes? 893 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,239 Blue. One to you. 894 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,759 Where am I from in Australia? 895 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,159 Melbourne. Two. 896 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,639 How many siblings do I have? 897 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,159 Two. One. 898 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,199 He's absolutely right. I've got two siblings. 899 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,279 We are three siblings. And you're the youngest. Thank you. 900 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,399 I don't believe it! 901 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,439 The magic man has smashed this 3-0. 902 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,399 But it's all to play for as, unbelievably enough, 903 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,880 there's a round two. 904 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,479 What's something that you'd like to say to me 905 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,039 that you probably shouldn't? 906 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:32,559 I would say I would like to see you without the make-up on. 907 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,960 Ah, in a natural... In a natural way. ..habitat. Yes. 908 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,279 I'd like to see you without your clothes on. 909 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,079 SIRENS BLARE, SHE LAUGHS 910 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,639 You get more scores for that. 911 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,279 DAMIEN LAUGHS That is a better answer. 912 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:51,839 Damo's answer has definitely won this quiz. 913 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,319 And, look, cheeky answers... 914 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,639 ...far over. I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules. 915 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,719 I am so sorry. 916 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:00,559 It's all right. But, Damo, 917 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,079 can I sit on your knee for this? Hell, yeah. 918 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,080 Is it all right? I have something to tell you. 919 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,839 Oh, bless him. Pied off at first sight, 920 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,800 but to be fair, he's taking it well. 921 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,559 OK, this is getting a bit weird now. 922 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,799 Two's company, three's eye-gougingly awkward. 923 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,999 OK. Why bring him back just to sit on the other geezer's lap? 924 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,359 That could be fun. 925 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,559 But... thank you. Thank you so much. 926 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,759 You're so delightful. Pleasure. 927 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,479 All the best with everything. Thank you. 928 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,399 Goodbye, Magic Man. Now you see him, now you don't. 929 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,079 Oh, look at that. Straight back on Tinder. What a ledge. 930 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,799 It's absolutely fine. No hard feelings. 931 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,799 You know, at the end of the day, it's Lucinda's decision, 932 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,959 so I respect that. 933 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,319 Good on you, mate. 934 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,640 I hope he got that £2 back for his bus home. 935 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,639 Right. Time to see whether James has managed to convince Dotty 936 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,160 to stay put on their date. 937 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,599 You've got nail varnish. Oh, yeah. Have you just noticed that? 938 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,479 Can we talk about this? No, I noticed it a while ago. 939 00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,799 I've always painted my toenails since I was, like, 24. 940 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,839 SHE LAUGHS 941 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,559 OK. Is that a major issue? It's a little bit of an ick. 942 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,959 More or less of an ick than him having sex with all your friends? 943 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,199 Allegedly. 944 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,919 It's a bit odd. I'll give you that. It's a bit weird. 945 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,199 Although guys are now starting to wear make-up and I'm here for it. 946 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,439 Unbelievably, she's actually into it. 947 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,319 All James needs to do now is avoid saying anything weird, 948 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,879 and this date is officially back on track. 949 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,239 What's really interesting, I think, with men, 950 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,759 is that, without being vulgar, 951 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,399 if your hair falls out and you've got a small penis, you, you... 952 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,119 SHE LAUGHS One of them, you can fix. 953 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,879 But a small penis, there is nothing you can do about on earth... No. 954 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,439 ...yet. Luckily, 955 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,519 I've got a lovely head of hair sat on this tiny-dicked bod. 956 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,119 How are you feeling? I've had a really nice time. 957 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,839 Well, I am having a nice time. Yeah. 958 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,399 I am, same. That's not one of those where you go like, "Fine." 959 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,879 SHE LAUGHS That's my mask. 960 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,159 I'm trying to be... I've been told to be more vulnerable. 961 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,399 That's the last time I ever ask a question. 962 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,439 I'm having a good time. 963 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,799 Do you know what? I've never seen Jimbo so flustered. 964 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,559 He must be well into Dotty. 965 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,959 Do you want to get married? Yeah. That was... 966 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,199 That wasn't me... that wasn't me asking... Cheque, please. 967 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,279 Yeah! "He's so keen, this guy." Come on, relax. 968 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,239 You can do this, James. Uh, yes, I do. 969 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,319 Do you want kids? 970 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,919 Oh, no. Maybe he can't actually do this. 971 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,959 I would love kids, yeah. I've got five... I call them niblings. 972 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,039 I've got five niblings, and I love them to pieces. 973 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,959 What's a nibling? Yeah. It's like, well, 974 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,879 it's not a sibling, it's a nibling. So it's nieces and nephews. 975 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,959 BOTH LAUGH - Oh, my God! - Makes sense, though. 976 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,999 I love this so much. 977 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,999 Fucking hell. I'm, like... just not down with the kids. 978 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,999 SHE LAUGHS Don't say, "Down with." 979 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,759 BOTH LAUGH Oh, God. 980 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,199 I'm just trying to help you out. Thank you. 981 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,159 Spending time with you is such a confidence boost, 982 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,199 I don't... OK, that is one of the... I could have just stayed... 983 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,079 I could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face. 984 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,160 But instead, you came out and did it on TV. 985 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,519 After making Magic Man Anurag disappear before our very eyes, 986 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,319 Lucinda's wasted no time getting a mouthful from Damo. 987 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,840 Are you ready? Yes. 988 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,919 Hm. Mmm. 989 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,799 - Good? How was the delivery? - Mm-hm. HE CHUCKLES 990 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,879 Delicious. Ready for some more? Mm-hm. 991 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,039 Dessert, or...? Yeah. Yeah. 992 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,120 Thank you. 993 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,759 Anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this? 994 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,199 I say uncomfortable, I just mean horny. 995 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,719 We're good, we're good. There's a lot. 996 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:31,199 Hello, someone's pissed off with his £2 tip. 997 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,679 I can see you're having a good time. 998 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,799 I'm afraid we closed 30 minutes ago. 999 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,519 BOTH LAUGH 1000 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,639 Absolutely. Yes. Yes. I'll get that. 1001 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,920 Aw! No worries. 1002 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,879 Damien's awesome. 1003 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,199 Something there. A little spark, 1004 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,200 the ember has grown into a little spark. 1005 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,439 Lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman. 1006 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,799 And I will remember she's got blue eyes. 1007 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,439 Cos I'm not missing out on that again. 1008 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,719 Thank you. 1009 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,439 I kind of would like to kiss Damien. 1010 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,119 Maybe we'll go for a drink and see what happens. 1011 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,759 Right. Shall we go and get a beverage? 1012 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,400 Yeah! Let's do it. Why not? Let's do it. Come on, come on. 1013 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,919 Oh, I like holding your hand. Thank you. 1014 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,920 Makes a change from swinging on his beard. 1015 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,879 Well, after a conversational roller-coaster of an evening, 1016 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,919 James and Dotty's day is coming to a close. 1017 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,719 I tell you honestly, of all the dates I've had, 1018 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,679 it's definitely the best vibe I've had. 1019 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,319 I'll take that, I appreciate that, thank you. 1020 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,479 No, I...I mean, if you... We don't have to put a thing on it. 1021 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,199 But if you do want to do it again, I'd definitely do it again. 1022 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,919 I...I would like to see you again. 1023 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,319 Yes. Perfect. I've had fun. Oh, perfect. Yeah. 1024 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,279 SHE LAUGHS I've had a great time. 1025 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,119 Cheers. I've had a good time. Thank you very much. 1026 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,719 All right. Should we roll? 1027 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:49,039 I believe the kids say bounce these days, Granddad. 1028 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,799 This is you being gentlemanly? 1029 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,999 I think I might just be a gentleman by default, I think. Ooh. 1030 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,719 Oh, don't do me in. 1031 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,039 SHE LAUGHS 1032 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,879 Thank you very much for dinner. That's all right. 1033 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:03,079 It's all right. I'll walk you out. Don't nick any of the silverware. 1034 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,639 That date with Dotty was 'sen-sash-onal.' 1035 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,639 Sen-sash-onal... HE GAGS 1036 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,759 Fucking hell. 1037 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,399 We covered a load of ground. It was deep. It was fun. 1038 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,199 It was light. She took the piss out of me mercilessly. 1039 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,159 And that was exactly what I like, so, yeah, I'm a very happy man. 1040 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,040 Ah, yes, James! I'm so pleased for him. 1041 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,759 Thank you. That's fine. I had a great time. 1042 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,439 Mm-hm. Likewise. 1043 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,760 Thank you so much. 1044 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,799 My pleasure. I hope to see you again. 1045 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,079 Yeah. Hope so. See you later, look after yourself. Bye-bye. 1046 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,879 Oh, love is in the air! 1047 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,399 I was slightly nervous about asking the question 1048 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,599 of whether she wanted to see me again, 1049 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,679 but it felt like it was right, so I asked. 1050 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,599 Oh, bless him, he's made up. 1051 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,679 I just hope Dotty's feeling it too. 1052 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,519 I'm intrigued to get to know him a little bit more. 1053 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,279 I think there's more layers to chip away at. 1054 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,959 I don't think there is. 1055 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,239 I think James's personality is extremely attractive. 1056 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,599 Great, sounds like Jimbo has met his match. 1057 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,399 Aesthetically... Yes? 1058 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,319 SHE LAUGHS ...there's room for improvement. 1059 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,479 Oh, brutal. But that might grow. 1060 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,679 OK. So good, but not quite sen-sash-onal. 1061 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,120 Jimbo, you've got work to do. 1062 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,679 {\an8}I would give my left tit to go on this date. 1063 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,039 OK... David's questions get confusing... 1064 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,279 Are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train? 1065 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,719 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! BOTH LAUGH 1066 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,559 Too much! ...PK has some shocking news... 1067 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,919 Have you ever kissed on a first date? 1068 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,959 I don't usually kiss on the first date. 1069 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,359 Oh, shit! 1070 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,599 ...and the agents celebrate success... 1071 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,759 ALL SQUEAL HAPPILY ...with Kerry Katona's return... 1072 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,679 I don't feel like I've had sex with Paolo. 1073 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,039 I feel like I've been made love to. 1074 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,759 ALL CLAP SLOWLY Slow clap. 1075 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,159 SHE LAUGHS It's quite a lot quicker than that, 1076 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,199 actually, Paul. ALL LAUGH 1077 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,679 ...as our Celebs... 1078 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,159 Do you ever get spots? I never really get them. 1079 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,359 But I've got one under the skin. 1080 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,239 Is this the flirting that they were training you to do? 1081 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,559 ...Go... 1082 00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,479 Have I got, like, a skin disease? It looks nice. 1083 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,039 ...Dating! 1084 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,079 Are you going to find love? Um, well, that's the plan. 1085 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,559 To find the next person, really, so... 1086 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,959 The next person. The next person? 1087 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,960 Subtitles by Red Bee Media