1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:02,439 Tonight... Oh! 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:03,999 Oh, welcome. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,279 ...it's the End Of Agency Party... 4 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,399 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 5 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,999 ...with unexpected arrivals. 6 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,799 What are your intentions? 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,999 So, buckle up for a bumpy ride. 8 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,759 I'm just sat here now, like, "What is...? What's going on?" 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,719 No idea. Cos so far, the mission to lock in 10 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,680 a plus-one has proved a proper bun fight. 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,479 Stephen called it quits with Clara. 12 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,759 There's so much confusion in me. I don't know my head from my arse. 13 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,839 Loose lady Coleen met mischief maker Mike on a blind date... 14 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:35,879 Oh, there you are. 15 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,599 HE STRUMS GUITAR Coleen. 16 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,839 ...but he's still not guaranteed a closing-night callback. 17 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,879 Queen of Aussie possie vibes Lucinda found snogs, 18 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:48,759 but no sparks, until Oli got her chakras aligning. 19 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,159 You do have quite a relaxed, Zen energy. 20 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,519 But has he manifested a plus one? 21 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,919 For celebs OG David, 22 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:00,799 dishy daddy Anthony changed everything, 23 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,599 but could their countryside curveball cost them? 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,479 Do you want kids? I'm not really sure about 25 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:06,919 the answer to that question. OK. 26 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,039 Ouch! 27 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,279 Oof! James picked up the ball and ran with it, 28 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,319 but only one match converted his interests, banter-babe Dotty. 29 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,919 Don't say, "Get down with." 30 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,359 Spending time with you is such a confidence boost. 31 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,399 PK, the player, couldn't shake old habits... 32 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,559 Like that? Yeah, I do like that. 33 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,679 ...until Joan rocked his world. 34 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,199 If I kiss you, I don't know where life will take me. 35 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,359 Oh, please. 36 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,240 Gabby arrived looking for a man... 37 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,839 ...but toy boy Joel lobbed a spanner in the works. 38 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,279 You've got a great body? I know. 39 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:43,959 So, who will rock up with who? As, for one last time, our celebs... 40 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,919 I just wanna kiss you. ...go... 41 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,879 I don't want to give false hope to anyone. 42 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,079 ...dating! 43 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:53,720 Is that too much for you to be able to move into something serious? 44 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,639 ♪ Goes like this Start with the track 45 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,799 ♪ Eyes on me, arching my back Just like this, here for the night 46 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,079 ♪ You ain't buying in? Just keep watching. ♪ 47 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,599 Welcome to the Celebs Go Dating End Of Agency Party. 48 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,799 And, by the looks of this sophisticated 49 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,519 riverside venue, Tom's played an absolute blinder. 50 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,319 We just want to fill the space. 51 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,399 Come on, Tom, those mini Scotch eggs won't lay out themselves. 52 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,479 Oscar. It's wondrous here. You just expand, don't you? 53 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,679 How can you work here and not grow an inch? 54 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,879 Depends how aroused you get around houseplants, I guess. 55 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,119 Right, fix up, incoming arrival. 56 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,439 Threesomes don't come sexier than this. 57 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,679 Oh, yes, it's the agents. Nothing turns me on like the curves 58 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,119 on that spectacular shining dome. 59 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,560 Paul's bonce, of course. Not the O2. 60 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,799 Oh, I say. Oh! Welcome, darlings. Oh. 61 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,039 Tom! You've just outdone yourselves. 62 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,439 I mean, how do you do this every time? 63 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,280 Well, I always have something in my arsenal, darling. 64 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,359 I thought he was dancing funny. 65 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,559 Mainly for you. 66 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,639 I'm so excited about today. For some celebs, 67 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,919 we have a clue as to who they could be bringing. 68 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:10,679 For others, we have no idea. 69 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,639 And we've invited some special guests 70 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,759 to really test the strength of the relationship 71 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,879 some of our celebrities have made. 72 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,199 Cheers, guys. Love you, guys. 73 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,319 Much love. Always a pleasure, always a pleasure. 74 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:25,079 ♪ Seeing the sun go down again... ♪ 75 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,439 So, who's going to be leading 76 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,919 the charge on today's festivities and arriving first? 77 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,919 Flaunting in full throttle, like the freight train of flirtation he is, 78 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,079 is David. But after some recent 79 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:40,439 farmyard friction with Anthony, is he riding solo? 80 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:47,279 Oh, get in, David, son. Bravo, you two beautiful bastards! 81 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,199 Hello, baby. THEY SCREAM 82 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,159 Party people! 83 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,799 I can't even hear you. Party people! 84 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,999 I'm glad that I've made it here with Anthony. 85 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,119 But, to be honest, 86 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,559 I am putting on a brave face, because there have been 87 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,559 a few red flags over the past few days. 88 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,199 I really need to get myself together with the agents 89 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,359 to start my head out. 90 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,599 Oh, shit. He hasn't even had a canape yet. 91 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:15,119 The big revelation. You've turned up to the finale with Anthony. 92 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,919 Don't look too happy about it, lads. 93 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,839 How are you feeling? Cos it's quite a daunting prospect. 94 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,839 Yeah, I think as this is coming to, like, the close now, 95 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:24,399 I'm probably feeling a bit like, "Oh, my God," about it. 96 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,039 But, yeah, no, it's great. I'm having a great time. 97 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:29,999 What does he mean, "Coming to a close?" 98 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,919 He's making me feel like he doesn't even like me. 99 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,239 Grab yourselves a drink and enjoy. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 100 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,719 Thank you. 101 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,239 I felt we were having to heavy lift that. 102 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,319 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 103 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,159 For sure. Yeah, yeah. And we never have to do that. 104 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,119 Well, after that positive start, who's rocking up next? 105 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:50,679 ♪ I wanna sing, I wanna shout. ♪ 106 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,199 Oh, it's Stephen. 107 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:56,519 Hello. Is that a date I see you smiling at on your right. 108 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,800 What? Lucinda? Where's Oli? 109 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,159 If those two are banging, then I'm writing to Ofcom. 110 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,559 Where was the trigger warning? 111 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,799 Oh, wow. 112 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,319 Yes. The dynamic duo. 113 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,560 They've not brought anyone. 114 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,679 Lucinda, you've arrived solo, without Oli. 115 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,999 Yeah. Look, you know, it's a big one. 116 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:19,199 I think in order for me to have an international relationship, 117 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,799 with all the logistics, 118 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,439 I would have needed to have felt that as a full blown yes. 119 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,439 I really adored Oli and I have invited him here today, 120 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,319 cos I didn't get the chance to say, 121 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,199 you know, "Really enjoyed you, but, you know, 122 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,119 "not quite for me, but come and have a drink." 123 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:39,119 So far, we've got one potential break-up and one definite break-up. 124 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,279 Great party, guys. 125 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,639 Stephen, can we talk about your journey a little bit? 126 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,879 It definitely has been a learning curve, 127 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,359 and I feel like I've gained some insight, 128 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,599 which was the least I wanted 129 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,879 to gather from this, and I'm happy with that. 130 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,559 Both of you are perhaps feeling in a better position 131 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,319 to leave your time in the agency, 132 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,639 ready for what might happen when you meet someone. 133 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,959 100%. And all the more ready to have all the awkward conversations. 134 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,359 As long as I don't have to watch it, fill your boots, son. 135 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,039 I think this will be an incredible night. Yes. 136 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,839 But in particular, we're hoping that we get blessed 137 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:10,119 by one of the greatest MCs... Oi! 138 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,319 Yeah! ...out of the UK. 139 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,479 Is Stormzy coming? 140 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,879 We're hoping. I'm just grateful for having a real reason to be here. 141 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,959 THEY LAUGH Oh, God! 142 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,079 Wow. Thank you, Stephen. 143 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,399 Come on, party people. 144 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,839 Hiya! You OK? 145 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,319 Good to see you. 146 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,199 So, with three celebs added to the party mix, it's time 147 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,799 to introduce our next special ingredient, PK. 148 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,439 But is our roster Romeo riding solo? 149 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,799 ♪ Maybe it's the loving in your... ♪ 150 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,720 Of course he's not. He's with straight-talking State-sider Joan. 151 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,799 PK Humble! 152 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,999 You two! 153 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,119 Ah, don't they look lovely? 154 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,479 Well, she does. He looks like a flasher in waiting. 155 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,519 PK and Joan. What a vision. I like the trench. 156 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,919 I like everything. Inspector Gadget. 157 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,079 I dread to think what gadgets he's got under there. 158 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,639 Was it an easy yes, coming today with PK? 159 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,079 Yeah. It was a very easy yes. 160 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,319 You've been to a few good dates together now, have you guys 161 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,920 sealed the deal with a kiss? 162 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:13,999 No. No, not yet. 163 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,279 Got to be intentional. Yeah. 164 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,759 Paul's just got a boner. 165 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,599 Gotta make sure we were both on the same page. 166 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,999 Wow. These new garms have got him talking like an agent. 167 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,679 With Joan, I've done things differently. 168 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,199 I've been mature, taken my time, so I haven't... 169 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,599 I haven't kissed her yet. 170 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,839 And I want to get to know her more. I'm intrigued. 171 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,359 There's something in there that's making 172 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,479 me put on my binoculars and say, "You know what? I need to zoom in." 173 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,159 I'd be careful getting binoculars out in that coat. 174 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,359 Joan, have you been impressed with PK? 175 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,199 I have been impressed by him. I was shocked by him. 176 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,639 I was expecting more of a menace than I got. 177 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,039 And he was actually very much of, like, a gentleman. 178 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,279 Surprisingly so. 179 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,239 PK looks as surprised as the rest of us. 180 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:59,639 Joan, can we just say, thank God you joined this agency? 181 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,599 Absolutely putting him where he needs to be. 182 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,119 Great. We would love you to go grab a drink, 183 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,319 go and see the guys and get stuck in. 184 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,239 Thank you. Don't have to ask me twice. 185 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,519 Hi. You guys look so cute. 186 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,439 Oh, you look amazing! You do, too! 187 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:19,079 And next into the fun house is Liverpool's fittest export 188 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:24,439 since Stevie G's butcher's dog, Gabby. But is she running solo? 189 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,279 ♪ I could be the love be the love, be the love 190 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,679 ♪ Be the love of your life... ♪ 191 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:28,999 Is she fuck. 192 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,440 She's brought walking six pack Joel. 193 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:39,360 Oh, my God. Joel and Gabby. Hi. 194 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,199 Hello. So, how are you feeling, Gabby, about this whole journey? 195 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,159 It's definitely been a roller coaster, I think, 196 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,839 of just stressing about things that weren't actually there. 197 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:54,079 I was just creating problems, because of one thing. 198 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,799 The main thing is, is every time that I asked him to show up 199 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:01,079 and prove that he was mature enough and basically deliver, 200 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,959 and he did it every time. I think also what's underrated 201 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,679 in this experience is how hard it is for the datees. Mm. 202 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,639 Yeah. Right. And, Joel, we really give you your kudos. 203 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,319 You really stepped up. Thank you. 204 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,839 Thank you. Have fun at the party. 205 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,919 Go and grab a drink? Thank you. 206 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,799 This is a couple. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 207 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,279 And next in, he's traded rucks for remixes, 208 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,880 but can he mix himself a match when it matters? 209 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,479 ♪ Take my heart don't break it... ♪ 210 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:33,080 Of course he can. Never in doubt when Dotty's about. 211 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,079 Oh! Oh, wow! Hot couple alert. 212 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:39,719 James and Dotty. 213 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,919 Steady on, Ant, you're already on thin ice with Dave. 214 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,639 Dotty, you're looking banging. Thank you, likewise. 215 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,599 James you're not scrubbing up too bad yourself. 216 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,479 Thank you and I appreciate you. 217 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,719 You guys have been on a few dates now. 218 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,519 How are you feeling? Good. 219 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,039 Yeah. Really good. Yeah, we've had a lot of fun. 220 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,239 I mean, we got on really well. 221 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,119 We've obviously had a really good connection. 222 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,519 We've laughed a lot. So much. 223 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,439 We had a kiss. 224 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,719 So, yeah, we're doing all right. Look at that. 225 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,359 Look at that smile. We want you to have a fabulous time. 226 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,999 So, get on in there and enjoy. 227 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Thank you for all your help. Appreciate you guys. See you later. 228 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,999 And, finally, last into the shindig 229 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,719 it's the darling of daytime TV, Coleen Nolan. 230 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,119 But the big question is 231 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,639 has grey-haired grafter Mike done enough 232 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,799 to earn himself an invite to the top table? 233 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,080 Course he has. 234 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:32,159 ♪ Just say I'm the one that you need. ♪ 235 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:36,319 What a couple. Simply oozing grace and dignity. 236 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,559 Oh, shit. THEY LAUGH 237 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,800 Well, that didn't last. 238 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,160 That was so cute, though. It was so cute, though. 239 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,199 He's got you. He's got you. 240 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:52,279 Mike is such an amazing guy. We get on so well. Makes me laugh. 241 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,319 Am I getting butterflies in my stomach? No. 242 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,959 That hasn't happened for me yet, 243 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,999 but I'm not willing to throw the towel in like I normally would. 244 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,320 I think we just have to see how it goes. 245 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,879 Look at you both. A vision of beauty. 246 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,039 You know, Coleen, how does it feel to have Mike here by your side? 247 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,999 Oh, it's great. We've had the best time, 248 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,079 actually, since we met. 249 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,119 Every date we've been on has just been so relaxed and fun. 250 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:20,599 Mike, we'd love to know how you feel about Coleen. 251 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,479 I love Coleen. Steady on! 252 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,399 And being with Coleen. And, actually, each time, 253 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,560 more and more so, getting to know you more and more. 254 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,159 Is that what you told me to say? Yeah. 255 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,199 Yeah. It's well worth £20. 256 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,719 20 quid?! In this economy? 257 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,879 Go and grab yourself a drink. Go and enjoy, guys, 258 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,679 and we look forward to seeing you later. 259 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,959 Thanks so much. So good to see you. Thank you. 260 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,039 I really like Mike. Mike's sweet. 261 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,359 ♪ I wanna feel like I'm alive 262 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,719 ♪ So let's just keep on dancing like it's 2005... ♪ 263 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,679 So, with all our famous faces suited, booted and fully accounted for... 264 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,839 This is hot property. Yeah. 265 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,159 I can tell you. 266 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,999 ...it's time for the agents to drop their ceremonial curveball. 267 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,399 If I can get your attention, 268 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,719 can I give you a very big and final welcome 269 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:07,319 to all of our wonderful celebrities and datees. 270 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,319 Thank you for being here. APPLAUSE 271 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,439 CHEERING 272 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,239 Yes, yes. Now, listen, guys, look, 273 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,919 we know that love cannot survive in isolation, right? 274 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,999 OK, our partners, let's be honest, they must fit in with our lives 275 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,359 and, of course, the important people in them. 276 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,559 So, this is why... 277 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,960 Here it comes. 278 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:33,039 ...we've invited your closest friends and family to join us today. 279 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,159 And there it is. 280 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,919 You might want to get to the bar sharpish before the queue forms. 281 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,719 Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't believe this. 282 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,239 I have no idea who they're going to bring into this mix. 283 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,359 Neither do I, but if it's Richard Madeley, 284 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,400 they might as well give us the BAFTA now. 285 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,239 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 286 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,839 where the feel-good vibes at the End Of Agency bash 287 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,520 have just fizzled out like a cheap firework. 288 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:13,360 We've invited your closest friends and family to join us today. 289 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,279 I'll go and get another Prosecco, I think. 290 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,519 Until now, the celebrities have been dating in isolation, 291 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,199 so having their friends and family join them will be 292 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,679 the true test of the connection they think they've made. 293 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,399 So, get ready to have a mingle. 294 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,159 It's at times like this that I'm glad my family all hate me. 295 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,679 Are you kidding me? 296 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,919 This day was already stressful enough. 297 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,879 ♪ Got the feel for power. ♪ 298 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,040 Here they come. Dressed to kill with a licence to grill. 299 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,240 Mrs H. Legend! 300 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:54,159 So, James is gonna introduce Dotty to his mum for the first time. 301 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,799 Cannot wait for this. 302 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,079 So, Dotty, this is my mum, Susie. Lovely to meet you. 303 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,640 You look gorgeous. Pretty good yourself. 304 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,040 Is this making you nervous? 305 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,319 I mean, look, things are going really well with Dottie. 306 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,679 Erm, we're having fun. 307 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,319 But rule number one is your partner has to get on 308 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,039 with your mum, otherwise, the wheels come off. 309 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,879 That's only the half of it, big guy. 310 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,839 Cos you've got to impress Dottie's BFF, Kinvara, too. 311 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,079 How you doing? Good. How are you? 312 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,159 Very well, thank you. 313 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,239 Let the double-sided grill fest commence. 314 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,959 James has always, always brought home girlfriends. 315 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,439 Always. 316 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:33,919 Good luck, Dottie. 317 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,159 But I'm very interested to meet Dottie. 318 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,159 Brace yourself. Incoming! 319 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,079 Has he been good? 320 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,200 That's the thing. Cos he can be a bit... 321 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,159 Plot twist! Mrs H has turned her sights on Jimbo. 322 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:52,159 No, it's been good fun. I think I challenge him quite a bit. 323 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,799 Well, he does need challenging, cos he needs 324 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,599 a bit of squashing, actually. Taking down a peg or two. 325 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,559 Cos the ego is nearly as tall as him. 326 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,599 I love this woman. 327 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,599 I don't think I've rubbed your ego at all, have I? 328 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,639 I think I've been on best behaviour. 329 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,279 I think we've had a lot of fun. We've laughed a lot. 330 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,879 We laughed so much we cried. Yeah, we did. 331 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,079 Really? Yeah, yeah. 332 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:16,199 James's humour, which might take ten words, 333 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,119 your brother, Edward, will kill you in three words. 334 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,039 I think we know who Susie's favourite child is. 335 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,679 And I'm not saying you can't... Yeah. 336 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,959 ...but your brother's a much better cook than you. 337 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,279 Yes, but has he played rugby for England and DJ'd in Ibiza, Mrs H. 338 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,519 Mum, thanks for turning up. THEY LAUGH 339 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,239 What's her negative faults, then? 340 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,479 She's a green flag all the way. OK. 341 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,559 She's the most loving, caring, funny. 342 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,959 You'll never meet anyone with more drive. 343 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:43,960 Also... 344 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,599 C'est voila. 345 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,519 You passed the mum test. I passed the mum test. 346 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,879 It sounds like you haven't even passed the mum test yet, Jimbo. 347 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,839 Edward, on the other hand... 348 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:59,719 ♪ Every time we get sweeter All my feelings... ♪ 349 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,119 Talking of motherly love, Coleen's son, Shane Richie Junior, 350 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,599 has yet to give his full approval for her silver fox, Mike, 351 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,639 despite him already having shovelled shit on the family farm. 352 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,719 Great to see you. Great to see you again, Mike. 353 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,799 How are you doing, mate? Yeah, good. 354 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,639 How are you, mum? I'm all right. I'm so glad you're here. 355 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,680 I know. 356 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,239 Right, let's dig into you two a bit more. 357 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,439 I want to know a bit more. 358 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,079 Oh, God. Here we go. Play nice, Shane. 359 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,119 Can he put up a fence? 360 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,759 Calm down, Checkatrade. He's looking to snog your mum, 361 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,999 not get work. 362 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,119 It'd just be nice that someone could do something, 363 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,959 so I'm not spending loads of money. 364 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,519 That's a diss to you, Shane. 365 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,759 Get your toolbox out, you lazy bastard. 366 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,599 Well, it's nice to meet you. We'll give you a call. 367 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,319 THEY LAUGH 368 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,719 Any odd jobs? Yeah, yeah, we'll call you. 369 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,919 Yeah, but not for any odd jobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 370 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,360 Yeah, just for someone odd. Yeah. 371 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,799 Oh, Jesus. Like that. Like that, eh? 372 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,119 He can take a joke. That's good to be in our family. 373 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,039 Oh, nice one, Mike. Slow and steady wins the race. 374 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,399 Shane and Mike get on so well. 375 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:03,159 I think they've got that same kind of cheeky sense of humour, 376 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,199 and that's a real big plus sign, because you always want 377 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,719 whoever you're with to get on well with your kids. 378 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,079 And he's smashed it. 379 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,999 Would you like to know my two pence? Yeah. 380 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,279 Yes, please. You both get on really well. 381 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,599 I can see. You both have a laugh. 382 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,919 My mum always says, "You've got to be able to have a laugh." 383 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,879 And I'm a firm believer, actually, that you can laugh anyone into bed, 384 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,559 but don't even think about it. 385 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,960 Nothing would make me laugh that much. 386 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,320 It's being laughed out of bed that I hate. 387 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,519 No time for lols for these three pros, though, 388 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,319 cos they've still got work to do. 389 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,799 Tying up any loose ends with some on-site consultations. 390 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,039 And first up is Lucinda. 391 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,239 Hey! Hello, you guys! 392 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,399 The light of our lives, Lucinda Light. 393 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,039 Oh, is this the last time I'm going to see you guys? 394 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,719 I'm going to miss you all. I mean that. 395 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,199 MAFS-star Lucinda came to the agency looking to say, "I do," again, 396 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,199 and she wasn't shy of suitors wanting 397 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,559 to take her up the aisle. 398 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,919 Mm, hairy. A double rejection at the stixer... 399 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,960 I would respectfully decline. 400 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,559 I also chose to not go on another date. 401 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,359 ...added to old insecurities. 402 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:16,959 It's a continual journey to accept... a bigger body. 403 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,960 Come on. It's OK. Let it out. 404 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,879 But the arrival of Oli lifted her spirits once more. 405 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,679 I mean, you couldn't script it, could you? 406 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,159 You are radiant. You have brought 407 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:33,199 so much light and relentless hope to the agency. 408 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,359 Still got it? Absolutely. 409 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,639 Even though I'm walking out 410 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,519 as single as I walked in, that doesn't matter. 411 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,359 I will never give up on love. 412 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:44,799 Lucinda, what has surprised you the most about this process? 413 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,839 I've been surprised that some of 414 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,279 these lovely men have been really up for it, 415 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,559 you know, locking lips and, like, talking about, "Oh, could we?" 416 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,519 You know, and that's given me a lot of confidence. 417 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,799 These have been really divine mirrors that have reminded me, 418 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,199 you know, that I'm worthy, I suppose. 419 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,720 You are. 420 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,479 Erm, it'll come when it comes. 421 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,199 You know, I really believe that. I'm so emotional. 422 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,960 It's OK. 423 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,679 You know, we all want to be seen and be seen by other, I suppose. 424 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,839 Yeah. We see you. 425 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,199 We see you for sure. 426 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,639 Thank you. Taking that in. Thank you. 427 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,559 I feel so tender talking to the agents. 428 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,919 These guys have been such a beautiful cheer squad, 429 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:38,959 you know, showing me 430 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,319 that I'm dateable and that I'm worthy. 431 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:46,359 And I walk away with a grateful and happy heart. 432 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,519 So, Oli. Mm-hmm. 433 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,959 Oh, what a dear heart. 434 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,679 You have invited Oli here today with you. 435 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,879 I wanted him to come and party. You know, 436 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,079 he's a beautiful man, but I'd be fooling him, 437 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,919 pretending if I was going back to Australia next week and going, 438 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,559 "Yeah, let's get logistic about that and have a relationship." 439 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,199 It's important to not lead somebody on, 440 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,919 or do something for the sake of it. To say, 441 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,719 "Actually, right now I'm not in the position to move forward." 442 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,679 Thanks. And I don't want to give false hope to anyone. Right, right. 443 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,759 This is classic, lovely Lucinda, inviting Oli to the finale, 444 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,559 even though she is not inviting him in a plus-one capacity. 445 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,839 She clearly knows where she's at, but does Oli? 446 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,079 So, it's really important that she has a clear conversation 447 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,879 with him today, so they both know the full picture. 448 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,359 Thank you for everything that you've brought to us in the agency. 449 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,399 Hey, guys, thank you so much. I mean that. 450 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,480 Aw. 451 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,560 Mwah, love you guys. Thank you so much. Thank you. 452 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,600 Oh, our Lulu, always the warrior. 453 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,759 ♪ Keep on running, Take it high, high, high... ♪ 454 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,640 Hello. 455 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,839 Oh, right on cue, Oli's rocked up. But, before that awkward chat, 456 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,519 Joel's got one to face himself 457 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,280 as he meets Gabby's friend, Tyler, for the first time. 458 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,679 Can I ask your name? Tyler. 459 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,959 Tyler. Nice to meet you, Tyler. Joel. 460 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,679 Nice to meet you. Joel. 461 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,519 Tyler's opinion is paramount right now, because I fancy Joel so much. 462 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,039 She knows me inside out and she will be brutally honest. 463 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,399 Well, she won't be the only one dropping truth bombs 464 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,479 as Joel's got his mate Josh with him, too. 465 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,799 Nice to meet you, Josh. Nice to meet you, Gabby. 466 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,719 I hope you've heard lots of things about me. 467 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,319 I have, I have, I have, I have, I have. 468 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,479 I think he has. 469 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,679 First of all, what's the tea? What's been going on. 470 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,759 I want to know the energy between you. 471 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,079 Tyler's not messing about. 472 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,279 So, I know a big factor for her was my age. 473 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,279 Because how old are you? 25. 474 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,280 Yeah. 475 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,879 Age doesn't really mean anything. 476 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,319 As long as I can bring what I need to bring to the table... 477 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,599 Which is? Just stability, laughter. 478 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,719 I know Gabby's looking for a bit of fun through her whole life. 479 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,000 What's your idea of fun? Oh, my God. 480 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,479 What are your intentions? 481 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,679 To get out of this conversation alive? 482 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,719 My intentions are just kind of be that supporting factor. 483 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,839 In what sense? Like... 484 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,719 Come on, Joel, you got this. 485 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,879 I don't think he has, actually. 486 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,919 I know that you're a great support network, 487 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,079 but I'm trying to be part of that, as well. 488 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,199 So, if you're not available, she always knows she can come to me. 489 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,599 I think Tyler will decide who Gabby goes to, 490 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,519 thank you very much. 491 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,960 What do you think? First impressions? 492 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,759 Yeah, you're doing quite well. 493 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,559 I did have my hesitations, if I'm honest. Yeah. 494 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,879 Only because... 495 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,599 He is there, you know. 496 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,759 Because of the age. 497 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,919 Yeah. We're all thinking it. 498 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,599 We're all older. Do you think he would fit in the group? 499 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,039 Yeah, I really... I actually think he would. 500 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,080 Do you think she's good for me? 501 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:42,200 Oh, the tables have turned. This is it, Josh, don't hold back. 502 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,239 I'm happy. I'm happy with what I can see, know what I'm saying? 503 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,319 You look happy. You look happy. 504 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,879 He could not give less of a shit. 505 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,760 Cheers to that. Cheers to that. 506 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,400 ♪ But you gotta get back up As long as you believe in love... ♪ 507 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,119 Someone happy to be on their own today is Stephen, 508 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:05,839 but just when he thought he was safe, 509 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,799 looks like he's about to get a probing from Tom. 510 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,399 How are you? I'm all right. I'm all right. Yeah. 511 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,759 Well, I've been very impressed by you, 512 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,919 because you've always been candid. 513 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,759 You've been candid with the agents. You've been candid with me. 514 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,399 I've been candid with a couple of the people 515 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,519 I've been on dates with, as well. Oh, no, you are. But it's... 516 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,639 But that's been that's been a lesson, as well. Yes. 517 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,999 To have to have conversations that you probably wouldn't. No. 518 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,839 Normally be avoided and would probably create more confusion. 519 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,599 So, that's been, you know... That's been a lesson learnt. 520 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:39,959 Long may this continue, I say. Not too long, not the single bit. 521 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,599 Are these two flirting? 522 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,919 But... But that's nice. 523 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,959 Do you leave, sort of, optimistically thinking, 524 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,919 "I might not be finishing the process with somebody, 525 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,319 "but I finished the process perhaps a bit more ready for somebody?" 526 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,599 Absolutely. I think... And in a place where whoever I end 527 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,120 up bumping into, I will be a better person for them. 528 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,319 That's my hope anyway. Yes, I think so. 529 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:07,959 Thank you so much. Oh, come. Oh, come. 530 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,959 You're proper. You're proper. 531 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,960 So, as Stephen and Tom hug it out... 532 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,679 ...PK's hoping his best buddy, Tyreke, 533 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,960 will welcome new girl Joan with open arms. 534 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,439 Ai, you've changed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 535 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,119 You're wearing trench coats. All right then. 536 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,559 Loafers. Yeah. 537 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,639 See, look, this is phase three. 538 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,279 I was saying, he saying he dressed up for me on our last date, 539 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,559 I was shocked. 540 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,079 Tyreke knows me well and I'm scared 541 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,639 that he could either jeopardise me, or he can help me here. 542 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,199 If he likes Joan's vibe, 543 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,879 he's gonna tell her the good stuff about me. 544 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,399 Right, Tyreke, best behaviour. 545 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,080 Is he romantic, would you say? 546 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,479 Oh, very. Very? 547 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,959 Very. R&B, flowers, the whole shebang. 548 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,639 You know what's so crazy? He did say that he would have bought me flowers 549 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,639 and no flowers showed up. 550 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,199 Yeah, that keeps happening to my wife, too. 551 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,479 I think there must be some sort of florist strike. 552 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,840 Is he your type, though? 553 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,839 He is. He's, like, just my type. 554 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,599 And the thing is, Joan, I can tell by the look, you're already smitten. 555 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,999 But what are you gonna do, go for the boring guy? 556 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,039 You're gonna be bored. He's talking, you're just trying to snore. 557 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,959 You're thinking about bro, but you might as well just be here. 558 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,399 It might seem a little bit dangerous. 559 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,399 It is dangerous. Yeah, it might be. But you like danger, Joan, 560 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,759 I can see it in your eyes. 561 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,559 I don't know what you're worried about, PK, 562 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,119 this guy's the ultimate hype man. 563 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:21,479 But, wait, I got one question, yeah. See how you guys are so lovey dovey? 564 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,240 Yeah. Have you kissed? 565 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,119 Oh, shit. It was going so well. 566 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,759 Mm-mm. If it feels right, just go for it. Life is short. 567 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,399 Yeah. You know what it is? I'm a shy guy. 568 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,319 The Roster King's now too shy to snog. 569 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,120 Amazing what having some actual feelings can do to a guy. 570 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,639 Over to a man who's been feeling all the emotions today... 571 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,839 Hi guys. 572 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,480 ...as David gets ready to unload onto the agents. 573 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,199 David returned to the agency looking to make a genuine connection... 574 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,959 I'm ready for someone to put a ring on it. 575 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,959 ...but he soon slipped back into some bad dating habits. 576 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,279 What? You've got a spicy balls? Spicy balls. 577 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,239 I'm ready, baby. HE RETCHES 578 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,399 Then, after opening up to the agents... 579 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:15,679 I genuinely want to find love. Erm... Sorry. 580 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,039 ...David met Anthony. 581 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,719 I'm having a really good time. Thank you. 582 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,559 Oh, no. Me, too. No, I am. 583 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,719 To us. Yes. 584 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,840 And all was rosy... 585 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,759 ...until things got messy on a double date at Coleen's farm. 586 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,239 You're not sure, are you? No. I'm joking. 587 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,759 Not sure. Is he not sure? 588 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,879 He's not sure. 589 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,359 And he's been in a proper funk ever since. 590 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:39,319 I'm in a bit of a predicament, guys. Oh. 591 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,479 There's been a bit of a situation since the farm. 592 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,799 Oh. Go on. Erm, Ant, he sent me 593 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,759 a couple of texts this morning and it was just like, 594 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,599 "Oh, excited. Final day. We've had so much fun together 595 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,879 "and it's a shame it has to end." 596 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,839 OK. I'm just thrown, guys. 597 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,399 Did you respond to that text... 598 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,199 I didn't respond to the last one. ...and ask him to clarify? 599 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,159 I'm just sat here now like, "What is...? What's going on?" 600 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,799 And I'm getting a bit upset about it, 601 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,519 because I don't really know where I stand in this situation. 602 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,079 I don't want to go through this again, 603 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,719 where I'm getting hurt and I'm... And I'm, like... 604 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,479 Someone just switches on me last minute. 605 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,640 Like, I don't want that. Mm. 606 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,519 I'm sick of boys not knowing what they want, you know? 607 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,120 ♪ Everybody feels it sometimes. ♪ 608 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,439 ♪ Something in the wind has made you see through 609 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,639 ♪ I know that you prefer When I'm beneath you... ♪ 610 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,679 Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, 611 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,639 where David's been laying himself bare to 612 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,599 the agents as he shares his concerns about Anthony's true feelings. 613 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,239 You need to know where Anthony stands. 614 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,359 You need to find out the answers 615 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:59,519 to how he feels about you and, crucially, 616 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,799 what he wants moving forward and what he's able to give. 617 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:08,919 In this moment, truly, what are you most scared of? 618 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,719 I'm most scared of putting myself out there again 619 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:15,880 to just... It come crumbling down. It's just, like, a failure. 620 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,199 Another situation where I thought something 621 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,799 was going to happen and it just hasn't. 622 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,839 When you are left on a question mark, 623 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:30,839 that is the shit that eats us up, because we're then left wondering. 624 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,279 Yeah. One thing's for sure, 625 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,359 if you don't have that conversation today, 626 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,760 sounds like you and Anthony are done. 627 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,519 I think both of you deserve answers, 628 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,280 so I think that's what you should do. 629 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,960 Oh, guys. 630 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,799 ♪ There's something in the air I feel it when I breathe... ♪ 631 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,119 So, while David delays a difficult conversation, 632 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,919 there's nowhere to hide for Lucinda 633 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,599 as she gears up for a decoupling with Oli. 634 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,879 Isn't this amazing? 635 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,999 Poor geezer. 636 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,639 Yes. Isn't it amazing? What a day. 637 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,439 It's like, literally, it was planned for this day. 638 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,239 Oh, God, I can't watch. 639 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,079 I feel really nervous speaking to Oli. 640 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,599 I've actually been sweating on this all week, 641 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,439 you know, just to sit down and share my heart and where I'm at. 642 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,879 And I really hope that he understands and takes it well. 643 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,919 I've had a big think about our connection 644 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,359 and you've definitely been my favourite of all the dates. 645 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,839 That old chestnut. Butter him up before your batter his dreams. 646 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,960 But I... I think... 647 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,399 ...you know, coming here, I needed, like, 648 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,479 that blow-off-your-socks connection 649 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,960 to have an international relationship with all the logistics. 650 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,919 You know, I'm going back to Australia next week, 651 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,879 and it just wasn't quite that. 652 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,960 But it just didn't feel right not to say it to you. 653 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,360 I mean, how does that land? I just want to be really direct. 654 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,239 It lands perfectly, cos it's the truth. 655 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,999 It's my... Yeah, it's my truth. It's the truth. 656 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,639 And you've had a good chance to think about it. 657 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,759 I have. And if nothing happens, I hope we have a lovely friendship. 658 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,679 You're such a cool cat. 659 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,759 You like fine with that, which is bloody great. 660 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,919 I've just met a very grounded, 661 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,799 wonderful, giving, genuine, authentic human. 662 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,959 And I'm thrilled to have met you and got to know you. 663 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,799 You don't have to, but you're so welcome 664 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,959 to come and join the party. I would love to. 665 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,679 Yes. Let's go and celebrate life. 666 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,039 I love that you're a yes man on that. 667 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,039 He's also not stupid enough to turn down a free bar. 668 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,800 Now, go and get shitfaced, Oli. 669 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,239 'The Otherside' by Polly and Tima 670 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,879 Hopefully, it's not last orders 671 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,399 for Mike as Colin tries to figure out if he's Mr Right, 672 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,720 or just Mr Nice. 673 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,719 It's all been good, though, isn't it? 674 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,519 Yeah, we've had some good dates. Yes. 675 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,559 Every single time. Getting better. Yeah. 676 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,639 Really, really good. Like, we get on great. 677 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,039 You're just such a great guy. And we laugh. 678 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,599 And I feel so at ease with you and all of those things. 679 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,039 Oh, God. Is this going to be one of 680 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,239 those buts that hits him straight in the nuts? 681 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,799 But I'm not going to force it. 682 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:13,479 It just takes time, doesn't it? Just get to know each other better. 683 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,559 Yeah. I've immediately fallen for you, without a doubt. 684 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,919 And each time I've left any of these dates, I go home. 685 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,279 I'm buzzing and the head's spinning. Just thinking of you. Yeah. 686 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,839 Just can't stop thinking about you each time. 687 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,880 Oh, Mike. 688 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,879 I would definitely, definitely be interested in meeting again 689 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,959 and see where it goes. 690 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,239 Go on, Colster. 691 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,639 Mike is such a nice bloke and I am so, 692 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,479 so happy I've brought him. 693 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,879 And regardless of what happens now with Mike, 694 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:45,199 I've loved every single minute of it and I wouldn't change a thing. 695 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,679 It's an expression I've never liked, 696 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,319 but it's growing on me, is to go with the flow. 697 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,919 Let's go with the flow. Go with the flow. 698 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,519 Look at him. He's writing her a follow-up to 699 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,559 his Radiant Eyes song as we speak. 700 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,639 Heavenly Hair? 701 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,719 So, let's enjoy the rest of the night. Right. 702 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,079 Shall we? Let's do it. 703 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,599 Let's do it. Let's link. 704 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,360 So, while Coleen's found her missing link in Mike... 705 00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,639 ...massive mammal James still seems to be impressing Dottie, 706 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,999 despite taking some hefty sibling swipes from Mama Haskell. 707 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,279 How'd you find meeting my mum. She's a legend. She's great. 708 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,479 Yeah, I can see where Edward gets it from. 709 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,439 I never ask, cos once this is finished, 710 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,639 we got to work out what we're going to do next. 711 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,359 I mean, we obviously had three dinner dates. 712 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,559 Yeah. Is that the kind of date you like, 713 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,879 or is it something else you want to do? 714 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,119 No, I wouldn't... Like, I think we can do something different. 715 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,999 What would you like to do? 716 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,639 Something fun. 717 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,319 Not that... Not that... Something fun? Something fun! 718 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,479 Oh, God. Cos on the first three dates, 719 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,920 I was trying to make them not fun. Oh, you said fun, Dottie. Oh, now. 720 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,680 ♪ When the son has found a way ashore... ♪ 721 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,759 But, yeah, we got to a good place, so I'm... 722 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,039 I'm very excited about the whole process. 723 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,279 I think I've done well. 724 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,359 His mum had a point about that ego. 725 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,560 Cheers. Cheers. 726 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:08,240 ♪ Seeing things get brighter They get brighter. ♪ 727 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,279 I've had an amazing time with Dottie. 728 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,079 I'm really glad I'm ending this whole process with her. 729 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,280 I'm really excited to see what the future holds. 730 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,479 Here's to us. Cheers. 731 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,800 Cheers. Cheers. 732 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,359 So, with kisses and chemistry for James, 733 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,079 back inside, it's mixed messages 734 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,919 and mystery for David as he still tries to figure out 735 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,239 whether Anthony is in it for the long haul. 736 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,959 Maybe their respective best friends, Ellie and Fiona, 737 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,319 can help them clear the air. 738 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,519 So, how's it been? Yeah. 739 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,919 Yeah, it's been good. No, it has, it's been good. 740 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,279 We've had we've had such an amazing time. 741 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,319 Like, just fun, laughing. 742 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,239 Yeah, we've had, like, really fun dates. 743 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,519 What's the feeling? What's the vibes? Romantic? 744 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,799 That's it, don't beat around the bush, Ellie. 745 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,839 Yeah, there's a vibe. 746 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,479 What does he mean, a vibe? 747 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,439 A vibe is me going to my mum's for a roast dinner. 748 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,199 Like, I'm really worried now 749 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,279 that this guy is just not telling me the truth. 750 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,759 I really need to speak to him. 751 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,039 Like, obviously, you've known him a long time, 752 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,119 so you've seen him with a lot of other people. Married twice. 753 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,359 Yeah, all right, Fiona, you're meant to be fighting his corner here. 754 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,479 Married twice. Have you seen him like this before? 755 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,639 Like, does he seem excited? Yeah. Very excited. 756 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,719 Really? I've seen more excited funeral directors. 757 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:26,239 I think Anthony is always very cautious now, 758 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,199 cos I think having been married twice... Yes. 759 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,759 Jesus. Who invited the divorce police? 760 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,599 ...definitely makes you think more carefully... Yeah. 761 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,919 ...before you jump straight in. 762 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,639 You're gonna see each other more then. 763 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,599 Here we go. Moment of truth. 764 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,640 David? 765 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,800 Anthony? Anthony? 766 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 David?! 767 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,759 Welcome back to the Celebs Go Dating End Of Agency bash 768 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,799 and away from the fun and frolics... 769 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,919 Hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. 770 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,479 PK. How you doing? 771 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,879 ...PK's catching up with the agents. 772 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,800 Look at that cheeky little chappie. There he is. 773 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,159 PK arrived at the agency brimming with bravado... 774 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,439 Yeah, so I've got a roster of over 20 girls. 775 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,999 ...which did not impress P-Dogg. 776 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:30,319 All the stuff about the women, like, at best, is immaturity. 777 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,319 At worst, it's misogyny. 778 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,479 And after a string of first dates... 779 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,039 You should just kiss me. Oh, OK. 780 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,119 ...A-Dubs called him out again on his immaturity. 781 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,959 You're terrible dater. Don't be a fuckboy. 782 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,079 The arrival of Joan on the scene saw the joker finally get serious... 783 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,079 I know what I want. I need a real love. 784 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,239 ...prompting hopes that PK the player 785 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,599 might finally be hanging up his boots. 786 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,959 You're good looking. You're the best. 787 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,319 Quite honestly, from the first session 788 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,279 that you had with Doctor Tara and myself, I thought, "Oh, here we go. 789 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,519 "We have a player." 790 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,679 But very quickly you implemented change. 791 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,679 I've been getting a lot out of this, 792 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,439 because I think I hide everything with vibe. 793 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,999 I'm still finding out some of my core values. 794 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,079 Like I ain't... I ain't got it all figured out. 795 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,679 And it's one of them things where, like, slowly working on myself, 796 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,559 I know I'm going to figure it out and it's no rush. 797 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,999 I think that's beautifully honest. 798 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,119 Well done, PK. He finally does seem humble. 799 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,519 You're here with Joan. So, what are your intentions with her? 800 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,999 All right, Paul, you're not her dad. 801 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,879 I feel like my intentions are just to continue to see where things go. 802 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,599 And I feel like that's probably one of the reasons 803 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,760 why I probably haven't kissed her. 804 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,999 Because I know there's sexual chemistry there, 805 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,839 but I feel like once you put a kiss 806 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,399 into the equation, you're taking it to that next level. 807 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,799 I don't want to do things the way I've done things before. 808 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,799 Mm. Like, because it hasn't worked for me, clearly. 809 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,439 Joan's just such a nice person. 810 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,839 The romance is on. 811 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,040 Cupid... Cupid is just there like this, pa-chow, pa-chow, pa-chow. 812 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,719 I feel like the agents have liquidated the roster. 813 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,959 They've done what no-one else has been able to do. 814 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,759 I'm actually roster free. 815 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,919 Look, PK, we're just delighted to see that there's 816 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,519 a lot more to you than you first gave us 817 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,559 when you when you came into the agency. 818 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,840 Time to party. 819 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,519 So, as PK heads back out, 820 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,559 still biding his time for that first kiss... 821 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,119 Bye, PK. 822 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,599 ...over to a couple who've been tickling each other's tonsils 823 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,119 since the Tenerife trip, it's Gabs and Joel. 824 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,799 Are you excited? I am excited. Are you excited? 825 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:41,239 I'm nervous, cos I feel like we're being released into the wildlife. 826 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,839 Calm down, Michaela Strachan, you're in Greenwich. 827 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,639 We've kind of been protected by the agency and by Tom. 828 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,279 And just, like, by them planning things 829 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,879 and knowing who we are and what we want. Yeah. 830 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,279 But, now, it's like we're in it on our own. Yeah. 831 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,279 So, this is where the real... The real work happens. 832 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,839 But as long as communication stays key 833 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,279 and you don't go back into that... That mindset. Like we said, 834 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,319 we've banned all that speaking about age and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. 835 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,519 That's banned. Yeah, yeah. 836 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,039 I feel like I've had a proper journey in the agency, 837 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,279 but being here right now 838 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,879 with Joel feels like the best possible outcome. 839 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,759 You've literally done everything right. 840 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,879 You are just a walking green flag. 841 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,919 This is what we want. So, just follow suit... 842 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,440 OK. ...and we're all good. 843 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,879 'Essence' by Wizkid 844 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,759 OK. Let's go. 845 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,680 Bloody hell. She'll have him in reins next. 846 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,799 Right, then. I don't know about you, but I've had enough of PK 847 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,239 and Joan holding back. Surely a romantic 848 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,000 trench-coat convention and that backdrop will do the trick. 849 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,839 So, talk to me. What are your intentions? 850 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,999 My intentions are go with the wind. Mm. 851 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,719 Oh, come on, you ain't getting a snog with lines like that. 852 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:03,799 With Joan, I do want to kiss her, naturally. Like, that's within me. 853 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,679 Like usually it's... HE MAKES LICKING SOUNDS 854 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,999 Jesus. 855 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,679 So, when that time is right 856 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:12,159 and I feel like it's right, and I feel it in my intestines. 857 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,799 That's when, yeah, trust me, she's gonna get that saliva. 858 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,719 I hope she's packed her PPE. 859 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,720 You said you were a romantic. 860 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,839 I just wanna kiss you right now. 861 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,280 Go, go, gadget lips. 862 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,439 You gotta get up and come get me. Come get you. 863 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,599 Mm. I might just lift you up. 864 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,079 Yeah. Can you lift me? Can I lift you? 865 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,680 Yeah. Let me show you. 866 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,000 Let me show you. I can lift you up. Let me see. 867 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,320 SHE SCREAMS 868 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,640 'Kising Strangers' by Usher 869 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,200 Yes, PK. Saliva successfully delivered. 870 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,720 ♪ Go ahead and save yourself Leave me here alone 871 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,679 ♪ I'm losing control. ♪ 872 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,119 Not everyone's loving life as much as PK, 873 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,919 cos David still needs to confront Anthony about 874 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,279 the mixed messages of the last few days. 875 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,960 Should we have a little sit down? Oh! How nice this is? 876 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,279 Are you OK? Yes, I'm really good. 877 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,999 I know I have to talk this out, 878 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,519 but I am so nervous to find out where Anthony's head's at. 879 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,960 I just don't want to get hurt. 880 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,959 I'm gonna be honest. Yes. 881 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,519 Erm, for, like... Since we were at the farm, 882 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,839 I felt kind of like you was 883 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,319 either backing off, or your energy had changed. 884 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,039 And like, obviously, like this morning 885 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,239 when you messaged me and stuff and was like, "Oh, it's our final day." 886 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:44,639 And then, "It's a shame it's over." And because I didn't know 887 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,159 how you was feeling over the past couple of days, 888 00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,960 I thought you meant... Does he want this done? Right. 889 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:57,879 Like, this is going to be a process for us to work through 890 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,599 for me, cos, yeah, unfortunately, 891 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,880 I probably am a bit damaged and probably need to fix that. 892 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,399 In the past, I've been hurt. Erm, I've been cheated on 893 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,919 and that's not your fault. 894 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,439 I need to learn a way to put that in a box 895 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,799 and put that in the past and move forward. 896 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,599 But it's not... You don't even have to do that, 897 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,039 because I am a very supportive person. 898 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,079 What I need to know from you is 899 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,479 the things that you need to work through, 900 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:29,200 is that too much for you to be able to move into something serious? 901 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,119 For me, personally, I think I want to carry on. 902 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,559 In a way, it's... It blows my head 903 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,639 that I've come onto this experience 904 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,319 and already you mean the world to me. You do. 905 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,119 Aw. I think the world of you and I will try 906 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,279 and look after you as best I can and do my best. 907 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,879 Like, I will be there for you. Like, I will, like. 908 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,759 And if you're feeling, like, shit about something, 909 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,839 just tell me. Yeah. 910 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,919 Like, I'd rather know than not know and think, "Why is he being quiet?" 911 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,359 Or like, "Why is he not saying, like...?" No. 912 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:07,039 Do you know what I mean? And I need to learn not to be like that 913 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,879 and talk and communicate more. 914 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,079 I feel like we get on so well. Yes. Do you know what though? 915 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,839 I will say I have this massive love for you. 916 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,159 Holy shit. He just dropped the L-bomb. 917 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:22,159 You are amazing. So, yes. You're my sexy daddy. 918 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,319 THEY LAUGH 919 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,039 Can I give you a kiss? Absolutely. 920 00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:27,200 Come here. 921 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,400 Cheers. Cheers. 922 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,319 Oh, we're back in love. Right, I just wanted to check. 923 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,200 THEY LAUGH 924 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,639 Shall we go and party? Yeah, yeah. 925 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,879 Come on. Let's go back in. 926 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,999 Let's go and party, baby. 927 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,399 Ah! Nice one, you two. 928 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:52,559 It's bloody freezing. 929 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:56,119 Yeah. They really ought to invent some sort of clothing for legs. 930 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,799 So, with love in the air and the bar tab fully spunked... 931 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,879 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. 932 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,200 ...the agents have gathered the gang for a few important words. 933 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:12,279 Congratulations from graduating from the dating agency. 934 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,279 Legal disclaimer, not a formal qualification of any kind. 935 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,199 You've all come on in leaps and bounds over the last few weeks 936 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,439 and we hope that you take our advice on board 937 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,159 as you move through the world of dating. 938 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:28,079 And to our datees, thank you for putting up with them. 939 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,119 Nah, bollocks to them, they got free champers out of it. 940 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,919 Everyone has brought their own unique outlook to this process, 941 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,999 and although you're all very different, 942 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,879 we are incredibly proud of everyone here. 943 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,719 What a way to go out, guys, with a huge bang. 944 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:49,319 Someone better tell Dr T she doesn't mean a group shag. 945 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,679 Many of us know him by the name Stephen. Oh! 946 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,879 But many others know him by 947 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,520 the multi-platinum artist Professor Green. 948 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,159 Yes. Finally, time for the big man to shine. 949 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,880 Good evening. My name is Professor fucking Green. 950 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,759 ♪ Just be good to me 951 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,119 ♪ Ha, Just be good to Green 952 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,759 ♪ All I need is a woman to be good to me 953 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,479 ♪ I'm an easy man I'm easily pleased 954 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,879 ♪ You provide me with everything that I need... ♪ 955 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,239 Fantastic. Wasn't it? 956 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,679 Wonderful evening, wasn't it? 957 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,119 Every single part of it. 958 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,399 ♪ I never let you buy... ♪ 959 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,159 Thank you for choosing me. You made the right choice. 960 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,199 Oh, that's so nice. 961 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,959 I mean, there wasn't a lot of competition, to be fair. 962 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:34,999 SHE LAUGHS 963 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,319 I blame the agents, lazy bastards. 964 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,599 ♪ I walk street with you Talk deep with you 965 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,519 ♪ Even slip and spend all week with you... ♪ 966 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,960 Green flags. You are literally just a green flag. 967 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,719 Head over heels over here. Oh, wow. Happy wife, happy life. 968 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,879 I wish I could keep my wife happy like that. 969 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,839 ♪ Stop, but one thing It's not ever is boring, what? ♪ 970 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,919 I've enjoyed my experience. I feel like 971 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,879 I've learnt a lot about myself. 972 00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,959 Love is crazy. Do you like me? 973 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,839 Do you feel it in your intestines? I do. Actually, I do. 974 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,959 I'm gonna make you feel something in your belly. 975 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,199 That'll probably be Tom's undercooked chicken bites. 976 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,319 ♪ Always talk about 977 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,760 ♪ Look, people are always gonna talk, babes... ♪ 978 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,839 We've had ups, we've had downs. We've had lefts, we've had rights. 979 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,800 It is a roller coaster. But we love a good ride. 980 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:27,559 ♪ Just be good to me ♪ I'll try, I'll try, I'll try... ♪ 981 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,839 You surprise me. Thank you. 982 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,640 Perfect. Well, not my words, your words, but I'll take them. 983 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,559 Don't encourage him. 984 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,599 ♪ Ain't no other man gonna treat you better 985 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,839 ♪ I don't care what you do to them... ♪ 986 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,319 I have had the most awesome time at this agency. 987 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,999 Look, I may not have found love, 988 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,599 but I think I'm edging closer to it. 989 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,839 You know, I've dusted off the cobwebs 990 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,279 and I'm ready to take it Down Under. 991 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,879 Hello, Toadfish Rebecchi's ears have just pricked up. 992 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,160 ♪ Be together... ♪ 993 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,839 I think there's been a lot that I can take from this process, 994 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:07,279 but I don't feel hurried to rush into seeking more people to date. 995 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,959 Performing Just Be Good To Green about being a bad boy 996 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,199 and thinking, hm, I was actually behaving like that 997 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,439 at that point in my life. And not anymore, eh? 998 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,719 Well, that's it for the class of '26. 999 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,879 In a world run by liars and lunatics, 1000 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,559 this lot followed their hearts and only dropped truth bombs. 1001 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,319 ♪ Just be good to me. ♪ 1002 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,439 And I'd suck a fart out of all of their arseholes. 1003 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,679 Line 'em up. 1004 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,959 CHEERING 1005 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,920 Subtitles by Red Bee Media