1 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:15,077 Who's this guy now? 2 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,286 Oh, he's Connell from Normal People. 3 00:00:17,327 --> 00:00:18,327 Oh. 4 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:19,813 Oh, yeah course. Yeah. 5 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:20,737 He looks like him, doesn't he? 6 00:00:21,849 --> 00:00:23,539 Ah, little peach. Loving the peach costume Rose. 7 00:00:23,575 --> 00:00:24,745 See you then. Have a good day. 8 00:00:24,783 --> 00:00:26,233 She looks great. 9 00:00:26,474 --> 00:00:27,344 What's the book, Kev? 10 00:00:28,511 --> 00:00:29,031 Have you read Call Me by Your Name,Anne? 11 00:00:29,512 --> 00:00:30,582 I have, yeah, years ago. 12 00:00:31,686 --> 00:00:32,856 I don't remember anything about a peach though. 13 00:00:32,894 --> 00:00:34,794 -Oh. -Very funny, Liz. 14 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,587 It's James and the Giant Peach, of course. 15 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:39,212 Rose, Rose, remember, try not to sit down. 16 00:00:39,487 --> 00:00:40,517 Love you. 17 00:00:40,557 --> 00:00:41,557 Move quicker. 18 00:00:42,594 --> 00:00:44,734 Shh... 19 00:00:45,666 --> 00:00:46,626 Did you forget? 20 00:00:47,426 --> 00:00:48,386 No. 21 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:50,666 No, not at all. Just... 22 00:00:51,603 --> 00:00:53,713 haven't got my bits and bobs out yet, so... 23 00:00:54,537 --> 00:00:55,467 silly. 24 00:00:58,679 --> 00:00:59,609 Oh! 25 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:01,055 It's the umbrella. 26 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:02,919 It's a book by Will Self. 27 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:04,369 Off you go then. 28 00:01:13,314 --> 00:01:14,214 Here we go. 29 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:15,831 There. 30 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:17,246 And that's, uh, 31 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:18,703 that's, that's Where's Wally?suddenly... 32 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:20,772 So, right. 33 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:22,774 Bye, guys. 34 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,146 [music playing] 35 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:31,636 Ooh, uh, decaf, please. 36 00:01:31,677 --> 00:01:33,327 No caffeine for me for another year. 37 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:35,511 Oh, god, I'm sick of March already. 38 00:01:35,543 --> 00:01:37,373 It's just constant dress-up, children's parties, 39 00:01:37,407 --> 00:01:38,747 then it's bloody Easter egg hunts 40 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:40,688 and then to top it off it's shitting Mother's Day. 41 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:42,861 You gonna turn down your Mother of the Year award again then? 42 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,305 [Kevin] I love Mother's Day. 43 00:01:44,345 --> 00:01:46,305 I love that there's one day that the world remembers 44 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:47,587 they came out of a woman. 45 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:49,725 What, what are you gonna be doing, Liz? 46 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:51,354 Lee's got the kids this year, 47 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:53,217 so I'm hoping they'll get diarrhea in time. 48 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:55,843 -Get off. -[Meg] Well, I'm gonna be 49 00:01:56,185 --> 00:01:57,765 totally spoilt because I'm a brilliant mum... 50 00:01:58,532 --> 00:01:59,712 and I've got cancer so... 51 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,290 [Kevin] I refuse to do anything this year, 52 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:03,739 let bloody Jill see what she's bloody missing. 53 00:02:04,227 --> 00:02:05,877 Oh, Amanda, 54 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,438 are you doing anything lovely for Mother's Day? 55 00:02:07,472 --> 00:02:09,342 Yeah. Actually, yeah, 56 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:11,266 I'm having lunch with my mother. 57 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:13,583 She's, uh, coming down from Cheltenham especially. 58 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:14,926 You've got a mother? 59 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:16,962 I always assumed you were hatched in a laboratory. 60 00:02:16,998 --> 00:02:18,898 I'm gonna take that as a compliment, Liz. 61 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:19,761 Great. 62 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:22,276 You doing anything nice for Mother's Day? 63 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:24,488 My mammy's coming over, yeah. 64 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:25,593 I've told her all about your café. 65 00:02:25,869 --> 00:02:27,179 She can't wait to meet you. 66 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:31,191 Only two more sleeps. 67 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:32,500 Until what, you get your skin tags off? 68 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:33,881 No, till Mother's Day. 69 00:02:33,912 --> 00:02:34,742 Aww... 70 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:36,395 All my favorite things in one day. 71 00:02:36,846 --> 00:02:37,666 My mammy, 72 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:40,784 a lie-in, breakfast in bed, opening presents, 73 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,653 kisses from the children, 74 00:02:42,679 --> 00:02:44,959 a pound of marzipan, bobbing for apples, 75 00:02:44,992 --> 00:02:46,752 kittens for the day, walnuts... 76 00:02:47,063 --> 00:02:48,413 I think Anne's malfunctioning. 77 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:49,584 [Anne] ...a roll down the hill. 78 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,308 Beer o'clock. [laughs] 79 00:02:56,348 --> 00:02:57,278 [laughs] 80 00:02:58,212 --> 00:02:59,522 Actually, I've only got red wine, but 81 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:00,558 I don't mind opening it, 82 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:02,014 not at all. I've got some cheese, 83 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:03,843 have a little cheese plate out in the garden or, 84 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:05,913 or we could watch that new documentary, um, 85 00:03:05,944 --> 00:03:07,464 about the octopus. 86 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:09,504 Yeah, thanks, but, uh, 87 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:10,674 gotta get going. 88 00:03:10,707 --> 00:03:11,947 Yeah, no, of course. 89 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,614 I said I'd watch it with mother anyway. 90 00:03:15,436 --> 00:03:16,916 You, you doing anything nice for Mother's Day? 91 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:18,026 Sorry, 92 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:20,370 I'm assuming that you have a mother, sorry. 93 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:21,577 Yeah, yeah, I do. It's just me 94 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:22,925 and my five brothers going round to Mum's. 95 00:03:22,961 --> 00:03:23,891 There's six of you? 96 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:25,446 Are you all builders? 97 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,411 No, no, just me. 98 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:28,449 One's an accountant, three are firemen... 99 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:29,624 -Three are firemen? -Yeah. 100 00:03:29,657 --> 00:03:30,727 -Three are firemen? -Yeah. 101 00:03:30,762 --> 00:03:32,002 -Three are firemen? -Yeah. 102 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:33,449 -[Laughs] Firemen. -Hmm. 103 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:34,729 Oh, my god. 104 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:37,526 Yeah. Uh, I, I found this, do you want it? 105 00:03:38,425 --> 00:03:39,765 -For me? -It's just a... 106 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:41,595 spare tap. I found it in the back of a van. 107 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:43,075 I, I noticed the one in the en suite 108 00:03:43,119 --> 00:03:44,529 was knackered so... 109 00:03:44,569 --> 00:03:46,329 I was only gonna dump it otherwise. 110 00:03:46,364 --> 00:03:47,404 Oh, my god. 111 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:49,675 I, I love it. 112 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:51,473 Thank you so much. 113 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:52,717 All right. I'll see you Monday then. 114 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:53,919 Okay. Yeah. 115 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:55,857 Thank you, Garry, that's a date. A day. 116 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,030 A day in the calendar. 117 00:03:57,064 --> 00:03:58,274 Thank you, Garry. Bye. 118 00:04:06,107 --> 00:04:08,457 [Julia] Children, breakfast is ready. Come on. 119 00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,772 Mum, Mother. 120 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:11,872 [Marion] Yes. 121 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:13,486 Your porridge is ready. 122 00:04:13,529 --> 00:04:14,909 [Marion] Ooh, lovely. 123 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:17,334 -And did you make it with milk? -Yeah. 124 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,500 [Marion] Oh, no, I can't have it with milk, love. 125 00:04:39,658 --> 00:04:41,418 Why are you calling me from upstairs? 126 00:04:41,453 --> 00:04:43,043 [Paul] Julia, why are the kids on the trampoline? 127 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,415 You know I need bed rest after the vasectomy. 128 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:47,457 Paul, love, you are aware it's Mother's Day, yes? 129 00:04:47,494 --> 00:04:48,944 [Paul] Oh, shit, I've gotta call my mum. 130 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:52,286 [doorbell rings] 131 00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:57,569 Ooh. 132 00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:02,443 Are they for me? 133 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:03,754 Why are you all tarted up? 134 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:06,336 Oh, your sister's FaceTiming me at 11. 135 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,065 Oh, they're lovely. 136 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,450 Thank you, Julia. 137 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:10,621 Happy Mother's Day, Mother. 138 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:17,655 Look. All my love, Emily. 139 00:05:17,696 --> 00:05:19,006 Both of us. 140 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,772 It just says, Emily. 141 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,393 Oh, Emily, 142 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:23,807 what a total bitch. 143 00:05:25,877 --> 00:05:27,567 [Sam] Is it weird doing Mother's Day without the boys? 144 00:05:27,603 --> 00:05:28,643 Yeah. 145 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:30,473 They always make me a crappy little card. 146 00:05:31,503 --> 00:05:33,823 Charlie brings me a bowl of dry cereal in bed, 147 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:35,992 usually around 4 am. 148 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:37,645 Well, why didn't Lee swap weekends 149 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:38,792 with you so you could have them? 150 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:40,131 Because he's a cock and a dick. 151 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,717 Ah, double penis. 152 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:43,895 Fancy a spontaneous trip to London? 153 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,519 Ah, it's lambing season. I can't really leave. 154 00:05:46,553 --> 00:05:47,623 You can come here though. 155 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:49,733 You might even get to see a little lamb being born. 156 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:51,013 Ooh, tempting. 157 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,080 It's actually a bit of a miracle. 158 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:54,224 You get to see them appearing and take their first breaths. 159 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,150 I've seen enough placenta 160 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:56,742 dragged out of my own vagina, thanks. 161 00:05:57,805 --> 00:05:59,425 So, what do you think, we could meet up halfway? 162 00:05:59,462 --> 00:06:00,982 Uh, what's halfway up the M4? 163 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:05,189 Chippenham Lorry Park. 164 00:06:05,606 --> 00:06:06,776 Oh, they've got showers. 165 00:06:06,814 --> 00:06:08,584 Sounds almost too romantic. 166 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,159 Ooh, your wife's calling. 167 00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:12,647 -All right, speak to you soon. -Speak soon. Bye. 168 00:06:15,651 --> 00:06:16,691 I am going for a bath. 169 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:18,621 Oh, there's no hot water. 170 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:20,969 -Eh? -And you've run out of milk. 171 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:23,071 Mother, you literally just said 172 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:25,416 you can't have milk in your porridge. 173 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:28,145 Yeah, but I can't drink black tea. 174 00:06:29,699 --> 00:06:31,179 Jesus Christ. 175 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,510 Open up, it's the pigs. 176 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:51,622 Happy Mother's Day. 177 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:53,072 Oh, shove it up your hole. 178 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:54,662 Have you got any milk 179 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:56,110 -I could borrow, please? -Yeah. 180 00:06:56,139 --> 00:06:57,689 I also have a Bloody Mary you can borrow. 181 00:06:58,038 --> 00:06:59,178 Bloody, yes. 182 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:11,016 Oh, my God. 183 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:12,782 You guys make me want to puke. 184 00:07:12,811 --> 00:07:14,191 Here, this'll settle your stomach. 185 00:07:15,573 --> 00:07:16,643 Thanks. 186 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:24,647 [knock on door] 187 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:30,732 Oh, shit, what's happened? 188 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:32,693 Oh, no, no, nothing, sorry, 189 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,940 -I was just checking in. -Oh. 190 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,461 You, okay? What you up to? 191 00:07:37,146 --> 00:07:38,626 Just thinking about drinking. 192 00:07:38,975 --> 00:07:40,805 What's the earliest you can start if you're not 193 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:42,119 officially an alcoholic? 194 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:43,599 Friday night? 195 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:45,876 No, I-- I usually just stick to the weekends 196 00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:47,783 but I'm the wrong person to ask. 197 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:50,122 I only drink for fun. Uh... 198 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:51,750 Happy Mother's Day. 199 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:53,512 Ah, thanks. 200 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,056 You know I'm not your mom, right? 201 00:07:56,096 --> 00:07:57,476 They arrived for bloody Jill, 202 00:07:58,788 --> 00:08:00,268 'cause I forgot to cancel the standing order at the florist. 203 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:02,591 Seriously, it took all my might 204 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:03,830 not to make a fuss of her. 205 00:08:04,207 --> 00:08:06,237 Normally it's, you know, breakfast in bed, 206 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:09,139 homemade chocolates, I keep the kids out the way 207 00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:11,588 so she can properly chill then, usually, she watches 208 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:13,699 Point Breakon her own, she loves that film. 209 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:15,084 Tell me you didn't do any of that. 210 00:08:15,115 --> 00:08:16,185 No, of course not. 211 00:08:16,668 --> 00:08:17,808 Well, actually, I did-- I did 212 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:18,982 make breakfast. 213 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:20,948 I-- I was just on autopilot. 214 00:08:21,328 --> 00:08:22,668 I left it in the kitchen though. 215 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:25,679 Bloody Jill can bloody get it herself. 216 00:08:25,712 --> 00:08:27,232 You need to toughen up, Kev. 217 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:30,605 Get some lessons from my ex on how to be a thoughtless, 218 00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:32,198 self-obsessed piss bag. 219 00:08:32,235 --> 00:08:34,195 I can't believe he wouldn't let you have the boys today. 220 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:35,237 Hmm, I can. 221 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:37,241 This is the bloke who went 222 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:38,685 on his stag do during our honeymoon. 223 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,689 -Poor old you. -No. 224 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,560 Not seeing Sam Shepherd this weekend? 225 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:46,563 Nah, he's knee-deep in sheep placenta. 226 00:08:46,836 --> 00:08:47,796 Shall we do something? 227 00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:50,525 We've got a completely free day. We... 228 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:53,115 we could do anything, we god damn, please. 229 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,086 Yeah, all right. 230 00:08:55,949 --> 00:08:56,979 Like what? 231 00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,325 Visit my mom? 232 00:09:01,368 --> 00:09:04,158 So, I've got my last lot of chemo next week, 233 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:07,308 then I find out if I need an op to lop it off. 234 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:10,169 -Hey, no, you won't need that. -Well, if I do, 235 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:13,042 then as a booby prize, they can give me a new booby. 236 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:15,662 Ooh, that's, uh... 237 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,073 why are you looking at porn? 238 00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:18,658 I'm researching my new rack. 239 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:21,146 I've got the search history of a 14- year-old boy. 240 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:23,081 Oh, if I was offered a free boob job 241 00:09:23,114 --> 00:09:24,774 I'd go like, you know, the whole hog. 242 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:25,982 The full Sam Fox. 243 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:28,153 Yeah, no, I was thinking more the other way, 244 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:30,945 but not too flat like you because you're like concave. 245 00:09:30,984 --> 00:09:31,994 Thank you. 246 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:33,159 Yes, no, they did rather give up 247 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:35,133 the ghost after, uh, the breastfeeding. 248 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,060 Ooh, that drink looks 249 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:38,133 delicious. 250 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:39,413 Can, can I stay here forever? 251 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,196 Your Mother's Day 252 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:43,615 is just much, much, much better than mine. 253 00:09:43,859 --> 00:09:45,789 How come I don't get spoilt like this? 254 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:48,416 Christ, I had 32 stitches with Ivy. 255 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:49,689 When she came out, she was like 256 00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:51,307 the same size as my own torso. 257 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:54,009 Well, you reap what you sow or in your case, sew. 258 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,251 [phone chimes] 259 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,218 Paul, 260 00:09:58,839 --> 00:09:59,769 toilet roll. 261 00:10:01,048 --> 00:10:02,118 [phone chimes] 262 00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:04,779 ASAP. Sorry, 263 00:10:04,811 --> 00:10:06,781 what, what, what did I sow to deserve this? 264 00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:08,713 Is this, um... please can I stay here? 265 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:10,296 No, get out. 266 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:12,341 Cool. 267 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:15,746 I'm just, I'm just gonna take... 268 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,030 Cheers, my dears. 269 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,241 Would it help if I told you that 270 00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:24,927 they'd never done a Mother's Day like this before? 271 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:27,042 Uh, yeah, maybe a bit. 272 00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:28,767 I think they're just making a special effort 273 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,460 because it might be my last one ever. 274 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:31,801 God, no. No. 275 00:10:31,838 --> 00:10:33,148 It's true. 276 00:10:34,323 --> 00:10:36,393 D'you know, I once, um, laid down on the kitchen floor 277 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,808 over there, just laid down 278 00:10:37,844 --> 00:10:39,024 just to see if anyone would notice 279 00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:40,432 and actually, they all just, um, 280 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,326 stepped over me, so in the end I just sort of lay there 281 00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:44,946 looking at all the shit under... 282 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:46,016 the cupboards. 283 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:52,265 [Ivy] Give it back. Give it back. 284 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,236 No, get your own. 285 00:10:54,032 --> 00:10:56,072 -Hiya. -[Paul] Julia? 286 00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:57,965 Did you get bog roll? 287 00:10:58,002 --> 00:10:59,142 Can you run it up here? 288 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:23,924 Do you want a water? 289 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,198 Mint? 290 00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:27,547 Sick bag? Condoms? 291 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,173 I've got them all for the Uber driving. 292 00:11:29,205 --> 00:11:30,305 I'll have a water, please. 293 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:34,761 Just so you know, 294 00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:36,796 even though I'm not gonna charge you for this drive, 295 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:38,284 I will need you to rate me five stars. 296 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,293 Mommy. 297 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:46,084 Hello, Darling, I'm so sorry I'm late. 298 00:11:46,119 --> 00:11:48,119 -I totally forgot. -Ahh! 299 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:49,875 It's fine, it's only 20 minutes, 300 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:51,256 we should make it. Hopefully. 301 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,816 Oh, Darling, you look so tired. 302 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,161 I'm fine. 303 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:57,058 Okay. 304 00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,061 I'm fine. 305 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,931 Are you gonna come in and say hi to the kids? 306 00:12:01,962 --> 00:12:03,832 We, we should hurry. I'll shout up to them. 307 00:12:04,171 --> 00:12:05,481 Hello, babies. 308 00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:07,515 Love you, love you. 309 00:12:07,554 --> 00:12:09,044 So good to see you. 310 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:10,796 -Shall we go? -Yeah. 311 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,043 Uh, Johnny, 312 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:13,106 I'm off now. 313 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:14,316 Bye, guys. 314 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:16,324 Oh, is Johnny not coming with? 315 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,077 Well, no, 316 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:19,741 I thought we... 317 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,090 well, who'd-- who'd look after the children? 318 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,400 Oh, that is a shame. 319 00:12:23,432 --> 00:12:24,472 And we're getting a divorce, Mum. 320 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,262 Yes, I keep forgetting. Poor Johnny. 321 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,055 Right, shall we go? 322 00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:29,962 Riverside Café, exciting. 323 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:31,410 Ah, they were full, 324 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,060 but I have got us a table at 325 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,197 Fed and Watered which is just on the High Street. 326 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:38,067 -Oh, that is a shame. -Mum, I tried my best 327 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:39,622 and we were actually lucky to get a table anywhere 328 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,895 -even though I booked weeks ago. -Oh, Darling, I'm so sorry, 329 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,213 -I am grateful. -Okay. 330 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,795 And as long as I get to see you. 331 00:12:45,143 --> 00:12:47,353 Now, quickly, get ready, I'll wait in the car. 332 00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:51,487 I am ready. 333 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:58,046 [Liz] Weird being in the countryside. 334 00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,327 I don't actually hate it. 335 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,232 [Kevin] Ooh, ooh, ooh, stop, here we are. 336 00:13:02,609 --> 00:13:04,159 [Liz] Is your mom a vicar? 337 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,437 No, Liz. 338 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:06,858 She's dead. 339 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,035 She loved nuts. 340 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:22,969 Anything salty. 341 00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:25,977 That's probably what killed her in the end. 342 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:28,355 How old were you when she died? 343 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:29,529 Eight. 344 00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:30,976 Ah, Kev. 345 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,264 My dad married again about a year later. 346 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:34,427 They live in Spain now. 347 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,990 Probably to get away from me. 348 00:13:38,024 --> 00:13:39,274 Does she like salty nuts? 349 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:41,371 Nah, she's more of a Wagon Wheel woman. 350 00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:43,165 Sweet tooth. 351 00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:46,197 She couldn't be more different to my lovely mum. 352 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,070 My step-mum couldn't tell me and my brother Adrian apart, 353 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:52,277 so she just used to call us both Adrian. 354 00:13:53,936 --> 00:13:55,136 I used to hide her slipper, 355 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,487 just-- just the one. 356 00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,423 She-- she'd spend hours looking for it 357 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,388 and I'd just sit there knowing it was under my pillow. 358 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,976 Hey, you know what you should do? 359 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,357 What, hide Jill's slipper? 360 00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,085 She'd have my guts for garters. 361 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:08,191 No, get back out there, sow some oats. 362 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:09,396 Oh, no bloody way. 363 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:10,567 Why not? 364 00:14:10,608 --> 00:14:11,608 See if you can move on 365 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,683 mentally and physically. 366 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:15,484 No, no, Liz, no, I couldn't bear it. 367 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:17,583 The smell of another woman, 368 00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:19,514 the feel of her hair, 369 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,313 -her hand on my... -All right, Kev. 370 00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,593 On my chest, Liz. 371 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:25,622 God. 372 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:27,352 Sorry, Mum. 373 00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,555 Nah, that's it for me. 374 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,249 I've had my fill with Jill. 375 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,630 Can we open those nuts? 376 00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:38,636 Yeah. 377 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:14,709 Can I do anything? 378 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:17,091 Oh, goodness, no, it's Mother's Day. 379 00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:19,163 Mothers shouldn't have to lift a finger on Mother's Day. 380 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,336 Food. 381 00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:25,581 Ooh, come on then. 382 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,208 Well, this looks lovely. 383 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,211 Oh, I'm sorry Mum, 384 00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:35,307 I'm sorry that your daughter isn't Heston Blumenthal. 385 00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,518 -What's for pudding? -Huh, no pudding, no, 386 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:39,417 we'll just be having a seminar and living in the moment. 387 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:48,292 Pizza? Who ordered pizza? 388 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,466 -Pizza. -[Paul] Is that my pizza, Julia? 389 00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,339 [Amanda] Look! 390 00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:01,723 Georgie is just mad about street dance. 391 00:16:02,099 --> 00:16:03,959 Wait, there's something else I wanted to show you. 392 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,687 That's Madison's drawing of the Houses of Parliament. 393 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,065 Darling, when you WhatsApp photos of the children, 394 00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,557 they go straight into my camera roll. 395 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:14,007 -Oh, that's handy. -How do I stop that happening? 396 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,492 I feel bad deleting them. 397 00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:18,118 Chardonnay for the beautiful sisters. 398 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,290 Oh, you are sweet. 399 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:22,194 -Isn't he sweet, Amanda? -Hmm. 400 00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:23,432 Have you decided? 401 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,085 D'you want to share the fig and chorizo salad? 402 00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,642 I'm not a fan of chorizo. 403 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,677 I think I'll have the mushroom velouté 404 00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:31,231 and a sparkling water, please. Thank you, Darling. 405 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,716 -Goats cheese salad, please. -Merci. 406 00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:39,647 So, Darling, 407 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,375 how are you with the divorce and everything? 408 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:43,415 -Oh, well... -[phone chimes] 409 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,590 Oh, it's Tinder. 410 00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,659 -God. Mum. -It's from a David. 411 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,629 He sounds lovely. 412 00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:52,488 -Great. -Darling, dating apps 413 00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:55,258 -are a gamechanger. -Mummy, please, I really 414 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,290 don't want to see, it's actually making me feel a bit ill. 415 00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:58,666 Oh, come on. 416 00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,667 You're getting divorced, 417 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,192 you'll soon be doing exactly the same, you just wait. 418 00:17:02,228 --> 00:17:04,328 I won't, Mummy. This is still so raw 419 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,508 for me and Johnny. I, uh... [sighs] 420 00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:10,059 We still have so much respect for each other and... 421 00:17:10,098 --> 00:17:11,128 You sound exactly like I did 422 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,268 when I was going through it with your father. 423 00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:14,337 This is very different to your divorce from Daddy. 424 00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,828 It's exactly the same. 425 00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,242 He'd had his fill of me, and I was discarded. 426 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,318 You should take him for everything he's got. 427 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,419 Mummy, I'm not being discarded, 428 00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:24,145 and this is not about money. 429 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:25,251 Is that what he said? 430 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,695 I always said Johnny was no good. 431 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,115 No, you didn't, you said you loved him, 432 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,500 and you said if you were 10 years younger, 433 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:31,151 -I'd have to watch my back. -Five years younger. 434 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:32,884 Voila. 435 00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:34,053 Can I get you anything else? 436 00:17:34,294 --> 00:17:35,714 [both] Another dry white wine, please. 437 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,227 The girls would love it here. 438 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,338 If I pass my driving test, 439 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,073 I can take them to places like this. 440 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:48,579 It always p'ed Jill off that I couldn't drive, 441 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,715 or swim, or grow a beard. 442 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,109 Actually, to be fair, that last one 443 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,870 was out of my hands, she hates stubble. 444 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:55,517 I'll teach you to drive. 445 00:17:56,385 --> 00:17:57,245 Would you? 446 00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,419 I'm not a complete novice, 447 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:00,867 I've had, I've had about 90 hours of lessons. 448 00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:01,837 90? 449 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,882 For the price of them, you could've just hired a chauffeur. 450 00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:06,835 It's reversing that stymies me. 451 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,568 I'm absolutely fine going forwards 452 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,954 but for some reason going backwards terrifies me. 453 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:12,566 It's the same with swings, going up, 454 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,128 exhilarating, coming down, 455 00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,514 -no, thank you. -Oh, god, 456 00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:18,613 Sam keeps texting me pictures of baby lambs. 457 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:19,679 Let me see. 458 00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:21,379 There. 459 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,720 Still in the birth bag. 460 00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:24,276 It's amazing, isn't it? 461 00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,826 Life from life. That your, 462 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,623 your body can make another body. 463 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,138 Yeah, tell that to the ewe, 464 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,207 she just made four legs of lamb and a pound of chops. 465 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:32,842 Poor lamb. 466 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,530 The girls and I are vegetarian now. 467 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,884 Not Jill, she's always the last at the table, 468 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:40,289 sucking the living daylights out of a plate of ribs. 469 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,293 Do you think he's trying to tell me something? 470 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,640 I don't wanna plop out any more kids, Kev. 471 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,536 I'd have loved another baby. 472 00:18:46,573 --> 00:18:47,713 -How old's Sam? -37. 473 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:50,924 Yeah, I was exactly the same at that age, very broody. 474 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,410 Jill said she'd rather have laser eye surgery. 475 00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:57,344 I've only just reclaimed control of my pelvic floor, 476 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,347 I can finally sneeze without pissing myself. 477 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,617 Hey, do you wanna drive us back, Kev? 478 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,350 -What, really? -Yeah, come on, new you. 479 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,347 Okay. 480 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:09,177 -Okay, let's do this. -All right. 481 00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:17,875 Relax. 482 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,299 My mum always said, you wouldn't bump into anyone 483 00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:22,201 as you're walking about, would you? 484 00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:23,850 So just don't bump into any other cars. 485 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,856 Okay, come on, Kevin, you can do this. 486 00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,377 So, indicate. [sighs] 487 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:34,972 Indicators and mirrors. 488 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:35,861 Check the road ahead 489 00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:37,523 and here we go. 490 00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,585 Oh, my God. 491 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:43,627 Well, 492 00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:45,599 that was really lovely. 493 00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:47,882 Oh, god, it was absolute shit, Mother. 494 00:19:50,534 --> 00:19:51,884 Sorry, I was just trying to... 495 00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:53,644 it would just be, just be so lovely 496 00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:55,055 if-- if my family, you know, just 497 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,850 could pretend that they like me just 498 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,435 for one day. Maybe serve me 499 00:19:58,473 --> 00:19:59,443 Bloody Marys, 500 00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:01,606 put my face on a t-shirt. 501 00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,888 You don't have children to be liked, Julia. 502 00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,756 Well then what's the blinking point of having kids 503 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,380 if they don't friggin' like you? 504 00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,353 Look at us, you didn't talk to me 505 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:12,490 from the age of 13 to 22. 506 00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:14,321 You were a monster, Julia. 507 00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:16,423 I locked myself in the toilet once 508 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,626 to get away from you 509 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,494 and you kicked the door off the hinges. 510 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:21,288 Did I? Goodness, I don't remember that. 511 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,530 Why were you hiding in the toilet? 512 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,217 It was the only room with a key. 513 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,636 And look at us now, you look after me. 514 00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,644 You let me stay in your house, 515 00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:30,916 give me your bedroom 516 00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,023 and your en suite. 517 00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:33,438 Mother, I don't want to wait until 518 00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:35,413 I'm infirm for my children to give a shit about me. 519 00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:36,886 Oh, my god, 520 00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:39,004 they used to think the sun shone out of my arsehole. 521 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,241 All I had to do was fart and Ivy's face lit up, 522 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,624 but now if I fart in front of them, they look at me like 523 00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:45,236 Melania looks at Donald. 524 00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:47,279 You'll get them back 525 00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,938 and it'll all be worth it, hmm? 526 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:50,872 I promise. 527 00:20:52,078 --> 00:20:53,038 [Marion farts] 528 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,980 Oh, pop a cork in it, Mother. 529 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,671 Would you like to see the dessert menu? 530 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:02,708 [both] No, thank you. 531 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,264 -Just the bill. -D'accord. 532 00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:07,437 [knocking on the window] 533 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,060 Happy Mother's Day. 534 00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:12,314 This is my mammy. 535 00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:14,545 I burned my hand making toffee apples 536 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,793 so we're off to the A&E, yeah. 537 00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:17,552 Is that your mammy? 538 00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:19,043 Isn't she lovely. 539 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:21,485 We'll come in. 540 00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:24,424 It's just Anne. 541 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:28,773 Amanda, 542 00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:30,627 this is my mammy. 543 00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:31,738 -Hi. -Mammy, 544 00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:32,913 this is Amanda's mammy. 545 00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,361 No, way. 546 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:37,118 You look too young to be a granny. 547 00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:38,057 Not like me, 548 00:21:39,021 --> 00:21:39,951 -I'm as old as the hills. -[both laughing] 549 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,580 Thank you. 550 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:43,030 This is baby Niamh. 551 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,650 Isn't she a dote? 552 00:21:44,682 --> 00:21:47,552 She was nine pounds exactly. 553 00:21:47,582 --> 00:21:49,142 You didn't have any stitches did you, Annie? 554 00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:51,339 No, no, no. I'm pretty much elasticated down there. 555 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,802 Would you like a little hold? 556 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:55,069 Oh. 557 00:21:55,797 --> 00:21:57,007 Ooh. 558 00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,389 [baby coos] 559 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,870 -Isn't mammy gorgeous? -[chuckles] 560 00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:06,119 You're lovely looking, Amanda. 561 00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:08,122 -Oh. -Leg's up to your armpits. 562 00:22:08,154 --> 00:22:10,644 [chuckles] Such a slim thing. 563 00:22:10,674 --> 00:22:11,784 I'm not. 564 00:22:11,813 --> 00:22:12,883 Neither am I. 565 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,607 [both laughing] 566 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:23,887 All right, dick head, 567 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:26,615 you're on speakerphone so don't say anything dirty. 568 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,375 All right. Check this out. 569 00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:30,969 Oh, my God, what's that? 570 00:22:31,004 --> 00:22:32,454 What, what, what? What's what? 571 00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:34,079 Not you, Sam. Sam's lambing. 572 00:22:34,525 --> 00:22:36,525 -Oh, God. -Did you get my message? 573 00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:37,602 [Sam] Yes, I got your message, 574 00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,572 but no, I don't want a baby, Liz. 575 00:22:39,599 --> 00:22:41,079 Right, so that's a definite no to kids then? 576 00:22:41,498 --> 00:22:42,568 Definitely not. 577 00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:43,738 Anything else? 578 00:22:44,984 --> 00:22:45,614 'Cause I'm sort of in the middle of something here. 579 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,880 -Yeah, fine. -Okay. 580 00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:50,061 He doesn't want kids. 581 00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:51,994 So that's that answer. 582 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:55,581 Oh, no. Do I stop? 583 00:22:56,823 --> 00:22:58,793 You're a learner, he can reverse. 584 00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:00,757 No, kids is a good thing... 585 00:23:01,725 --> 00:23:03,615 -isn't it? -What do I do? 586 00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:05,208 Just stick her in reverse, Kevin. 587 00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:07,208 I mean, why doesn't he want kids? 588 00:23:07,247 --> 00:23:09,007 Why doesn't he want kids with me? 589 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,872 -Backwards? -[Liz] I could have more kids. 590 00:23:10,906 --> 00:23:13,976 I've got about 10 to 15 good periods left in me I reckon. 591 00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:15,773 I can't do it. I can't, I can't reverse. 592 00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:16,948 Oh, for god's sake, Kevin, 593 00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:18,851 I'm having a relationship crisis here. 594 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,920 Yes, I know, I know but he's being really heavy on the horn. 595 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:22,641 All right, look, shove over, I'll do it. 596 00:23:24,023 --> 00:23:25,443 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 597 00:23:26,681 --> 00:23:27,721 You know what, Liz? 598 00:23:29,269 --> 00:23:30,689 I've gotta do this. 599 00:23:30,719 --> 00:23:33,069 I've bloody got to grow a pair and get my license. 600 00:23:33,101 --> 00:23:35,031 I can't give Jill any excuses 601 00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:36,518 to cut me out of my girls' lives. 602 00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:38,043 All right, look, both hands on the wheel, 603 00:23:38,071 --> 00:23:40,181 use your mirrors and in your own time, 604 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,631 nice and easy, reverse. 605 00:23:48,254 --> 00:23:51,604 [Kevin screams] 606 00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:53,572 Kevin. 607 00:23:57,643 --> 00:24:00,163 Oh, my God. Kevin, stop screaming. 608 00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:02,538 -[car honking] -Oh. Oh. 609 00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:05,509 [laughing] I did it. 610 00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:06,267 I did it. 611 00:24:06,997 --> 00:24:08,097 -I reversed. -Yes. 612 00:24:08,688 --> 00:24:12,068 -I reversed, Liz. [chuckles] -Yes, all right. 613 00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:13,758 Whatever happens with Jill, 614 00:24:13,797 --> 00:24:15,487 I want custody of the kids. 615 00:24:16,282 --> 00:24:18,872 I'll chain myself to the Shard if needs be. 616 00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:21,145 Yeah. You're the best bloody mother I know. 617 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:24,190 Uh, do you mind if I drop you off at the station? 618 00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:25,531 I've just got an Uber booking. 619 00:24:27,293 --> 00:24:28,613 Hey. 620 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,574 -I missed you. -[car honks] 621 00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:34,299 -Hello. -Hello, babies. 622 00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:35,684 Lovely to see you all. 623 00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,265 Johnny, you look fantastic, Darling. 624 00:24:37,303 --> 00:24:38,273 See you on Tinder. 625 00:24:39,719 --> 00:24:41,509 Mummy says I should rinse you dry. 626 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:42,899 No, I didn't, Darling. 627 00:24:42,929 --> 00:24:44,479 Don't listen to her, she's just bitter. 628 00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:46,969 -Nice lunch? -Wonderful, wasn't it, Darling? 629 00:24:47,624 --> 00:24:49,524 No, it wasn't, it made me sad actually. 630 00:24:51,006 --> 00:24:53,556 But whatever happens with this divorce, 631 00:24:54,907 --> 00:24:56,497 we won't let it make our kids sad, 632 00:24:57,841 --> 00:24:58,911 so thank you for that. 633 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,640 Happy Mother's Day, Mum. 634 00:25:07,022 --> 00:25:09,512 She's quite right, you should take me to the cleaners. 635 00:25:09,749 --> 00:25:10,789 Can you imagine? 636 00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:14,307 -Can I keep the house? -No. 637 00:25:19,276 --> 00:25:21,136 [sighs] 638 00:25:34,256 --> 00:25:35,636 [knocking on door] 639 00:25:44,232 --> 00:25:45,682 -Oh. -Uh, Meg? 640 00:25:47,822 --> 00:25:49,862 Yeah, no, I'll-- I can take them over for her. 641 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:12,570 Happy Mother's Day again, you lucky bitch. 642 00:26:15,677 --> 00:26:16,577 Oh, 643 00:26:17,023 --> 00:26:18,343 oh, God, um... 644 00:26:19,854 --> 00:26:21,064 it's the flowers, isn't it? 645 00:26:21,096 --> 00:26:23,306 Uh, lilies, uh, you hate lilies. 646 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,620 Okay. That's okay, 647 00:26:24,652 --> 00:26:26,102 it's cool, I-- I can take them away, I-- 648 00:26:26,136 --> 00:26:28,346 I didn't receive any fucking flowers, so... 649 00:26:32,245 --> 00:26:33,895 I just want to say from the offset, 650 00:26:33,937 --> 00:26:36,177 I'm not very good with crying or empathy. 651 00:26:37,078 --> 00:26:37,908 I'm sorry. 652 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:41,360 It's just... 653 00:26:43,015 --> 00:26:44,905 what if this really is my last one? 654 00:26:46,259 --> 00:26:47,189 No, no, no, it... 655 00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:49,257 it-- it's not gonna be. 656 00:26:49,469 --> 00:26:50,919 We don't know. [sobbing] 657 00:26:52,818 --> 00:26:53,888 And in the meantime, you know, 658 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:55,412 I've gotta carry on being fun Meg, 659 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,241 hot wife, supermum. 660 00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,480 Whoa, let's not get carried away. 661 00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:00,414 [sighs] 662 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:03,306 I'm just so... 663 00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:06,179 exhausted... 664 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:11,419 [sobbing] and I'm really fucking terrified, Julia. 665 00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:13,287 Yes, yes, look, look, listen, 666 00:27:13,321 --> 00:27:15,151 of course, you are, of course, you are, 667 00:27:15,185 --> 00:27:16,455 but you are strong. 668 00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:18,292 Okay, uh... 669 00:27:18,775 --> 00:27:21,015 think about, you know, Lance Armstrong, 670 00:27:21,053 --> 00:27:23,753 you-- you know, he-- he was determined, 671 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,510 he had a positive mindset, yes, yes, he's gonna, he's-- 672 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:27,991 he's gonna go to hell, 673 00:27:28,025 --> 00:27:30,955 yes, for sure, but not for a long, long time 674 00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:32,484 because he beat cancer. 675 00:27:33,065 --> 00:27:34,375 Look, listen, right... 676 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:36,240 Come on, let's... 677 00:27:36,758 --> 00:27:38,728 crack this little soldier open. 678 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:41,306 -Ooh. -[both laughing] 679 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,840 To Lance Armstrong. 680 00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:47,460 No, no, I'm not fucking toasting Lance Armstrong. 681 00:27:47,493 --> 00:27:48,493 -Um... -[laughing] 682 00:27:49,529 --> 00:27:52,189 here's to all the amazing women in our lives. 683 00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:54,954 To the sisters and the aunties 684 00:27:54,983 --> 00:27:57,473 and the grandmas and the teachers. 685 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,128 And to Lance Armstrong's mum. 686 00:28:04,234 --> 00:28:05,174 Fine. 687 00:28:06,995 --> 00:28:08,065 Happy Mother's Day. 688 00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:12,065 Oh. [laughs] 689 00:28:13,312 --> 00:28:15,212 [theme music playing] 690 00:28:15,245 --> 00:28:16,205 -[Meg chuckles] -[smooches]