1 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,088 Hawkgirl: Uh-huh. That's it. Right there. 2 00:00:20,157 --> 00:00:21,590 Green Lantern: No, it's not. 3 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:23,592 I think I would know. 4 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:24,926 Really? 5 00:00:25,162 --> 00:00:27,396 When did you ever tap into bank records? 6 00:00:27,463 --> 00:00:29,632 Do they even have banks on Thanagar? 7 00:00:29,699 --> 00:00:31,300 Back off. I know what I'm doing. 8 00:00:31,534 --> 00:00:33,035 Don't-- 9 00:00:34,504 --> 00:00:36,005 What is it with you? 10 00:00:36,072 --> 00:00:39,041 Every time we're together, you're like this. 11 00:00:39,109 --> 00:00:41,610 I don't know what you're talking about. 12 00:00:41,678 --> 00:00:43,679 Yes, you do. 13 00:00:45,215 --> 00:00:47,882 [computer beeps] 14 00:00:49,452 --> 00:00:51,720 Batman, we've got the address. 15 00:00:59,695 --> 00:01:02,498 Man: And our demographics are growing every week. 16 00:01:02,565 --> 00:01:04,699 More 18-to-30's, more kids, 17 00:01:04,767 --> 00:01:06,902 Even more old people, for what that's worth. Ha ha. 18 00:01:06,970 --> 00:01:09,805 So, if you want to sell hamburgers and tacos, 19 00:01:09,873 --> 00:01:11,139 We're the ones who can-- 20 00:01:11,207 --> 00:01:12,140 Uh! 21 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:14,242 You sold airtime to something 22 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:16,178 Called Gwynplaine Entertainment. 23 00:01:16,246 --> 00:01:18,180 What is this? You can't just sneak in here and-- 24 00:01:18,315 --> 00:01:19,748 You can't let them have it. 25 00:01:19,816 --> 00:01:21,683 Look, I don't care who you are. You're not gonna-- 26 00:01:21,751 --> 00:01:25,521 Gwynplaine Entertainment is the Joker. 27 00:01:30,026 --> 00:01:32,327 He goes on in 15 seconds. 28 00:01:35,231 --> 00:01:37,098 Cut the feed. 29 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,534 Just do it! I'll explain later. 30 00:01:50,814 --> 00:01:52,314 [sighs] 31 00:01:54,683 --> 00:01:56,109 Oh, no. 32 00:01:56,144 --> 00:01:59,221 He must have bought time on the other channels, too. 33 00:01:59,855 --> 00:02:03,104 Ah, ah, ah. Don't touch that remote. 34 00:02:03,139 --> 00:02:06,795 I know it's heartbreaking to have your favorite shows preempted, 35 00:02:06,863 --> 00:02:08,602 But look what you're getting instead-- 36 00:02:08,798 --> 00:02:14,068 Me and a whole truckload of mindless violence and wanton property damage, 37 00:02:14,136 --> 00:02:16,518 Everything that makes TV great! 38 00:02:16,706 --> 00:02:21,710 So stay tuned. You won't believe your eyes. 39 00:03:24,874 --> 00:03:26,875 [theme music playing] 40 00:03:37,820 --> 00:03:40,322 Here's how we do this little tango. 41 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,257 I've tucked away a great big time bomb 42 00:03:42,325 --> 00:03:44,159 Somewhere on the Vegas strip. 43 00:03:44,227 --> 00:03:46,795 Only the Justice League can stop it, 44 00:03:46,863 --> 00:03:49,798 Because if anyone else tries, I press this, 45 00:03:49,866 --> 00:03:52,868 And kablooie, no waiting. 46 00:03:55,905 --> 00:03:58,740 Now, I know you'll want to see the big bomb hunt 47 00:03:58,807 --> 00:04:00,742 From the best possible angles, so... 48 00:04:00,809 --> 00:04:02,810 I've set up hundreds of cameras all over town. 49 00:04:02,878 --> 00:04:04,613 The League won't be able to burp 50 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,315 Without us looking in on them. 51 00:04:06,383 --> 00:04:08,417 And since every good suspense show 52 00:04:08,484 --> 00:04:11,287 Has to have a ticking clock, here's mine. 53 00:04:11,354 --> 00:04:14,289 Oh, what were you expecting from me, 54 00:04:14,357 --> 00:04:16,325 A round number? 55 00:04:16,392 --> 00:04:19,427 Ooh! Our very first remote is coming in. 56 00:04:19,495 --> 00:04:22,131 What's happening up there, cupcake? 57 00:04:22,198 --> 00:04:24,433 I've over the south end of the strip, Mr. J., 58 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:27,069 And it looks like word got out pretty quick. 59 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,937 The people here are so scared 60 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:31,840 They're even willing to go to Los Angeles. 61 00:04:31,908 --> 00:04:35,577 Harl, sorry to interrupt, 62 00:04:35,645 --> 00:04:38,247 But I see one of our stars approaching the red carpet. 63 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:42,818 And he's in black. Always chic. 64 00:04:42,886 --> 00:04:46,955 But here come the fashion disasters. 65 00:04:47,023 --> 00:04:48,890 I'm surprised their mommies 66 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:52,060 Let them out of the house looking like that. 67 00:04:52,128 --> 00:04:54,797 While they stumble around trying to find my bomb, 68 00:04:54,864 --> 00:04:57,832 Let's see how the local economy is doing. 69 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,368 [crickets chirping] 70 00:04:59,435 --> 00:05:01,936 Oh, it looks a little slow. 71 00:05:04,974 --> 00:05:08,010 Ma'am? Ma'am! Aren't you scared? 72 00:05:08,077 --> 00:05:09,911 Of what? This thing's 73 00:05:09,979 --> 00:05:12,714 Got to pay off sooner or later. 74 00:05:12,782 --> 00:05:15,050 Man, I love this town! 75 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:18,886 Now back to the boy in blue. 76 00:05:18,954 --> 00:05:20,822 Clueless, as usual. 77 00:05:20,890 --> 00:05:23,191 Wait a minute. Harley, are you getting this? 78 00:05:23,259 --> 00:05:24,959 Sure am, Mr. J. 79 00:05:25,027 --> 00:05:29,631 It's almost as if he can see it. 80 00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:33,168 See it? Oh, of course he can see it. 81 00:05:33,235 --> 00:05:35,404 He's got x-ray vision. 82 00:05:35,471 --> 00:05:38,239 Silly me. 83 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:45,881 Big one. 84 00:05:45,948 --> 00:05:47,949 You were expecting anything less from the Joker? 85 00:05:48,017 --> 00:05:49,951 Oh, whoa is me... 86 00:05:50,019 --> 00:05:52,888 Or whoa would be me, except this is Vegas. 87 00:05:52,956 --> 00:05:55,958 So I've got a card or 2 up my sleeve. 88 00:05:56,025 --> 00:05:57,258 Watch. 89 00:05:57,326 --> 00:05:58,694 Looks like a binary setup, 90 00:05:58,761 --> 00:06:00,128 But I can't tell what chemicals he's-- 91 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:01,029 Uh! 92 00:06:01,096 --> 00:06:02,597 Joker: Ladies and gentlemen, 93 00:06:02,665 --> 00:06:04,432 Tonight's extra-special guest stars, 94 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:09,137 Making their world debut-- the Royal Flush Gang. 95 00:06:09,205 --> 00:06:10,939 Jack... 96 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:12,874 10... 97 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:14,442 King... 98 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:17,111 And, oh... Queen. 99 00:06:22,018 --> 00:06:23,852 Grr! 100 00:06:43,239 --> 00:06:45,007 Aah! 101 00:06:52,781 --> 00:06:55,017 Ah! Ah! Ah! 102 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:19,478 Joker: Oh, dear. It looks like they're not going to stop the bomb after all-- 103 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:24,847 Wait! Him again. It's always him. 104 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:28,284 Time for more of that mindless violence I was talking about, kiddies. 105 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:37,860 No fair! No fair! 106 00:07:50,106 --> 00:07:52,375 You're breaking an old man's heart, kids. 107 00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:54,209 Stand up to them, like I would... 108 00:07:54,277 --> 00:07:55,777 If I were there 109 00:07:55,845 --> 00:07:57,212 And if I had superpowers and-- 110 00:07:57,214 --> 00:08:01,484 Oh, for Pete’s sake! Go back there and beat on them! 111 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:18,400 That's more like it. 112 00:08:18,468 --> 00:08:20,402 But I'll bet you folks at home 113 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:22,504 Are wondering who these wild cards are. 114 00:08:22,572 --> 00:08:25,908 Let's go up-close and personal. 115 00:08:25,975 --> 00:08:28,476 The tale of the Royal Flush Gang 116 00:08:28,544 --> 00:08:31,947 Begins in the Arizona desert at a secret facility 117 00:08:32,015 --> 00:08:34,683 Where 5 innocent children were taken 118 00:08:34,751 --> 00:08:38,053 After being snatched from their families by the government. 119 00:08:40,556 --> 00:08:43,525 They promised to educate the kids, 120 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:45,561 Give them a home, 121 00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:48,897 But they wanted something in return, 122 00:08:48,965 --> 00:08:50,933 Because, you see, each of these kids 123 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,568 Was born with a mysterious power. 124 00:08:56,072 --> 00:08:58,573 10 feels no pain... 125 00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:05,013 Literally. 126 00:09:05,081 --> 00:09:09,084 And he's every bit as strong as Stupidman. 127 00:09:11,955 --> 00:09:17,259 King's a real ball of fire. 128 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:27,436 Jack's just a flexible kind of guy. 129 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:29,238 [bang] 130 00:09:34,744 --> 00:09:36,545 Very flexible. 131 00:09:36,612 --> 00:09:41,283 And queen has a magnetic personality. 132 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:50,625 That just leaves Ace. 133 00:09:52,662 --> 00:09:56,164 Poor, lonely Ace. 134 00:09:58,968 --> 00:10:01,336 More on you later, my dear. 135 00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:04,072 The government said it was protecting them, 136 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:07,976 But what it really wanted was to make them into human weapons. 137 00:10:08,044 --> 00:10:09,945 And they would have gotten away with it, too, 138 00:10:10,013 --> 00:10:13,148 If not for me meddling with the kids. 139 00:10:17,086 --> 00:10:20,689 I made an arrangement with their headmaster. 140 00:10:23,593 --> 00:10:26,094 He seemed happy enough with it. 141 00:10:26,196 --> 00:10:26,995 [thud] 142 00:10:29,165 --> 00:10:31,900 And so did the kids. 143 00:10:31,968 --> 00:10:34,637 They were so grateful for their freedom, 144 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:38,707 They've stuck to me like flypaper ever since. 145 00:10:38,774 --> 00:10:40,509 The playing-card thing was something 146 00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:42,444 I thought of off the top of my head. 147 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:46,181 It made them into one big, happy family. 148 00:10:53,923 --> 00:10:55,124 The food's a lot better 149 00:10:55,191 --> 00:10:56,925 Since we signed on with the j-man. 150 00:10:56,993 --> 00:11:00,696 I like his style. Joker's a class act. 151 00:11:00,698 --> 00:11:03,732 Don't get me wrong. These guys give good backup, 152 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,968 But they don't call me king for nothing. 153 00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:07,936 A real genius, that one. 154 00:11:08,004 --> 00:11:11,206 I am the most powerful and... 155 00:11:14,143 --> 00:11:16,078 One of the most powerful. 156 00:11:16,146 --> 00:11:19,815 Why shouldn't I be in charge? 157 00:11:19,817 --> 00:11:22,183 Maybe I saw a bit of myself 158 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:25,220 In their psychopathic little faces. 159 00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:27,623 How could I resist? 160 00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:30,092 Now let's see how Batman is doing. 161 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:34,563 Will he defuse the bomb, or will he be bat soup? 162 00:11:48,778 --> 00:11:49,911 [sighs] 163 00:11:49,979 --> 00:12:01,290 [beep] 164 00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,702 Gotcha! 165 00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:23,544 Batman: We've got trouble. The bomb's a fake. 166 00:12:23,611 --> 00:12:25,479 Ooh, now it's getting good. 167 00:12:25,547 --> 00:12:28,215 Wouldn't you agree? 168 00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:40,127 So, we just let them go? 169 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:41,762 Batman: For now. 170 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:44,498 Our first priority is finding the real bomb. 171 00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:46,233 Just give me a second. 172 00:12:54,676 --> 00:12:57,645 Superman: There we go. Found it. 173 00:12:57,712 --> 00:13:00,080 No. Wait. There's another one. 174 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,081 2 more. 175 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,583 3. 176 00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:06,953 25. 177 00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,255 There are 25 bombs. 178 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,594 Surprise! This is where we change all the rules. 179 00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:16,030 There are 25 of my little party favors 180 00:13:16,097 --> 00:13:18,132 Hidden all over the strip, 181 00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:20,834 And they're set to go off in... 182 00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:23,904 Oh, dear. That's not a lot of time. 183 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,207 And the last one's on the main floor of the Sphinx hotel. 184 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,709 Split up and take them out. 185 00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:30,811 Stay in communication. Let's move! 186 00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:33,714 Joker: Oh, thrilling, isn't it? 187 00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:35,816 The suspense is killing me. 188 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:39,152 Of course, it's going to be the explosions that kill them. 189 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,477 First one's a dummy. I'm moving on. 190 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:06,781 I was hoping someone would drown trying to disarm it. 191 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,816 C'est la vie. 192 00:14:18,359 --> 00:14:21,629 The good news is it looks like the bat is getting warm. 193 00:14:25,867 --> 00:14:28,002 Getting warm, I said. 194 00:14:30,271 --> 00:14:33,841 He's next to a volcano! 195 00:14:33,909 --> 00:14:37,545 [laughing] 196 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,683 That's enough. Nobody likes a brown-nose. 197 00:15:06,374 --> 00:15:08,509 While there's a break in the action, 198 00:15:08,577 --> 00:15:10,511 Let's see who the oddsmakers favor. 199 00:15:10,579 --> 00:15:13,347 Smart money's all on your boy Jack, Mr. J. 200 00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:15,348 Batman has the edge in experience... 201 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,384 And weight, I can't help noticing. 202 00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:20,387 I suspect he's indulging in too many bat donuts. 203 00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:21,821 But Jack is younger, 204 00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:23,857 And he definitely has the longer reach. 205 00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:34,001 Running out of time, bats. 206 00:15:34,069 --> 00:15:36,370 I'll stop them. 207 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:40,074 Wasn't talking about the bombs, old man. 208 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,436 Tired, grandpa? 209 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,005 [Batman groans] 210 00:16:11,072 --> 00:16:14,208 Much as I hate to miss any of Batman's whuppin', 211 00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,510 Flash has found one of my party favors. 212 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:19,212 Let's see if he's as stupid as he looks. 213 00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:25,920 This bites. 214 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,421 You'd think the off switch would have a label on it. 215 00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:35,328 Joker: I wouldn't do that if I were you. 216 00:16:35,396 --> 00:16:37,363 The bomb's got a motion detector. 217 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,399 If you try to move it, it'll blow. 218 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:42,069 You have to defuse it to take it out of play. 219 00:16:42,136 --> 00:16:43,904 No cheating. 220 00:16:43,938 --> 00:16:46,340 How do I know you're telling the truth? 221 00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:50,244 Maybe I'm lying. Try me. 222 00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,480 [beeping] 223 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:55,349 Batman, I've got a problem. 224 00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:58,518 You... don't... say. 225 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,453 Uh! 226 00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:01,389 Flash: I found a bomb. 227 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:02,757 You've got to talk me through disarming it. 228 00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:04,948 Ok, remove the lid. 229 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,003 Already done. 230 00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:08,670 Don't jump ahead! Do exactly as I say. 231 00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,220 I opened it before I called. 232 00:17:10,498 --> 00:17:11,198 Uh! 233 00:17:11,266 --> 00:17:13,434 Batman, you ok? 234 00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:15,936 Grasp the red metal collar with both hands. 235 00:17:16,004 --> 00:17:17,871 Pull it straight up. 236 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:20,741 It's magnetized. Don't touch the sides, 237 00:17:20,809 --> 00:17:22,642 or it'll blow up the whole block. 238 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:23,344 Done. 239 00:17:23,411 --> 00:17:25,645 Disconnect the following wires in-- aah! 240 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,148 In precisely this order-- 241 00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:31,101 Blue, yellow-and-black striped, red, then black. 242 00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:33,220 Ok. What next? 243 00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:35,689 You're done. Find another one. 244 00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:38,358 I'm on it. 245 00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:40,227 Spoilsport. 246 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:45,199 What do you say we catch up to the big blue buffoon? 247 00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:48,202 [fighting] 248 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:56,744 Out of my way. You don't know what you're doing. 249 00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:59,212 Yeah, I do. I'm kicking Superman's butt. 250 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,248 [beeping] 251 00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:05,519 While they duke it out, 252 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,522 Let's go over to Amos Fortune's casino and resort, 253 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,091 Where Green Lantern has found another bomb. 254 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:26,207 I can't believe he didn't suspect a trap. 255 00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:29,410 See what happens when you don't watch enough television? 256 00:18:40,755 --> 00:18:42,422 Done yet? 257 00:18:48,363 --> 00:18:50,130 I haven't even started. 258 00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:57,938 Hey, Joan of Arc, you want to take me on? 259 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:03,043 Shouldn't have done that. 260 00:19:16,791 --> 00:19:18,224 Why not put a force field around it 261 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,793 And let it blow? 262 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,295 I don't know if I can contain 263 00:19:21,363 --> 00:19:22,796 An explosion that size. 264 00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:24,297 Maybe you should let me defuse it. 265 00:19:24,365 --> 00:19:25,866 Maybe you should shut up! 266 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:28,168 Whew! Is it just me, 267 00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:31,238 Or is there something going on between those two? 268 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:34,708 Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? 269 00:19:34,776 --> 00:19:37,745 Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions 270 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:40,247 with that big honking mace? 271 00:19:40,314 --> 00:19:43,217 Will true love conquer all? 272 00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:45,619 Not on my show. 273 00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,855 [beep] 274 00:19:47,922 --> 00:19:48,989 Aah! 275 00:19:56,832 --> 00:19:58,164 John!