1
00:00:46,253 --> 00:00:48,634
MAN:
Then, as it becomes
easier for you

2
00:00:48,669 --> 00:00:51,120
Play the record once a day
or as needed

3
00:00:51,154 --> 00:00:54,088
["FEELS GOOD" BY
TONY! TONI! TONEÉ! PLAYING]

4
00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:59,059
♪ Oh

5
00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,136
♪ Oh

6
00:01:13,797 --> 00:01:15,109
♪ Oh

7
00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:19,113
♪ It feels good, yeah

8
00:01:19,148 --> 00:01:23,152
♪ It feels good, whoa

9
00:01:23,186 --> 00:01:24,291
♪ It feels good...

10
00:01:24,325 --> 00:01:25,809
VERNA:
Magic.

11
00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:27,742
It has been
a part of my son's life

12
00:01:27,777 --> 00:01:29,606
for as long as I can remember.

13
00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:33,127
I swear, he just could never
get enough of that stuff.

14
00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:35,509
He was always
setting shit on fire,

15
00:01:35,543 --> 00:01:36,993
cutting things in half.

16
00:01:37,027 --> 00:01:38,408
When he was 10,

17
00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:40,169
he had my tired ass
driving him

18
00:01:40,203 --> 00:01:42,102
to every novelty shop
and garage sale

19
00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,827
to find
whatever little thingamajig

20
00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:46,140
that he could use for a trick.

21
00:01:46,175 --> 00:01:48,694
He even had me buy him
a damn rabbit.

22
00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:51,145
Where I come from,
we eat them.

23
00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,491
Can anyone say, "Rabbit stew"?

24
00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:56,461
When he was 15, he decided
to become a magician.

25
00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:59,119
Because there's only two things
in life he's crazy about.

26
00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:02,536
One is magic,
and the other, Robin.

27
00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:03,640
Presto!

28
00:02:03,675 --> 00:02:05,125
[GRUNTING]

29
00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,298
Stop messing around, Merlin.

30
00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,851
I'm not messing around.
I'm stuck.

31
00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:09,888
Can you help me out, please?
The key's beside Poof.

32
00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,026
Just-- Over there.

33
00:02:11,061 --> 00:02:12,373
Why do trick handcuffs
need a key?

34
00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,651
Okay, I got it. Okay.

35
00:02:14,686 --> 00:02:15,825
You better figure it out.

36
00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:18,276
You don't wanna blow it
in the show.

37
00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,485
[SIGHS]
I'm so not ready for this.

38
00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:21,796
Don't say that.

39
00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:23,660
You've wanted this
since we were kids.

40
00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:25,352
You always said
you'd perform in Vegas.

41
00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:26,594
Okay, let's see.

42
00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:30,564
Am I ready for this?

43
00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,224
I guess you're right.

44
00:02:35,258 --> 00:02:36,984
This really never does lie.

45
00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:38,917
Really?Yeah.

46
00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,125
Let me try.

47
00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:43,093
Will Robin
marry Merlin one day?

48
00:02:44,716 --> 00:02:47,201
Okay. I doubt
that that will happen now.

49
00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:48,513
You're literally
going away to college.

50
00:02:48,547 --> 00:02:51,204
Juilliard's not just college.

51
00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,380
If I'm gonna be a dancer,
it's where I need to be.

52
00:02:53,414 --> 00:02:55,105
The only time
I'll see you is what?

53
00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:57,246
Holidays and summer breaks
until you forget about me.

54
00:02:59,869 --> 00:03:01,871
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]You just...

55
00:03:01,905 --> 00:03:04,253
You just... You just...
You put your lips on mine.

56
00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:05,944
Why did you do that?

57
00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:08,429
I could never forget you,
Merlin.

58
00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,742
Now you got something good
to think about.

59
00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:13,365
And try not to lose
that key again.

60
00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,437
Well, you got something
on your...

61
00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,544
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

62
00:03:19,578 --> 00:03:20,924
How did you do that?

63
00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:24,859
VERNA:
Hope you're ready, Merlin.
Time to go.

64
00:03:24,894 --> 00:03:28,208
It's my mother. You gotta hide.
You know how she is. She crazy.

65
00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,864
VERNA:
What you doing, son?

66
00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:32,142
Lord, I hope you ain't in there
jerking your Johnson.

67
00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:34,593
No.Come on. We'll be late.

68
00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:36,388
We got... I don't wanna be...

69
00:03:36,423 --> 00:03:37,424
[SNIFFING]

70
00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:38,873
What?

71
00:03:38,908 --> 00:03:40,358
What is that?

72
00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:42,531
Robin, is that you
on your knees over there?

73
00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:43,533
Get up.

74
00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:45,742
Uh... Yes, ma'am.

75
00:03:45,777 --> 00:03:47,779
Got your little narrow ass
hiding behind the bed.

76
00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,815
What the hell?How did you know?

77
00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,369
Because it smells like
Now and Laters

78
00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:52,577
and Prostyle in here.

79
00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:53,992
Smells like hoodrat pudding.

80
00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,097
I mean, we weren't
doing nothing. I swear.

81
00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:57,444
Oh, honey, I know.

82
00:03:57,478 --> 00:03:59,377
He wouldn't know
what to do with a girl

83
00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:01,241
unless she was in a catalog.

84
00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:05,728
Victoria may have her secrets,
but Merlin, he ain't got none.

85
00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:07,488
Mom.Look, we got to go.

86
00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:08,903
I don't wanna be late.

87
00:04:08,938 --> 00:04:10,698
Okay. Okay.
I'm coming.

88
00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,805
What's that she said
about jerking?

89
00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:15,910
VERNA:
Get your little
fresh ass out of my house!

90
00:04:15,945 --> 00:04:17,118
We gotta go.

91
00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:19,914
VERNA:
See, everywhere Merlin went,

92
00:04:19,949 --> 00:04:21,399
Robin went too.

93
00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:23,159
They were ride or die
from day one.

94
00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:25,817
So when my son decided
to enter the talent show,

95
00:04:25,851 --> 00:04:28,613
there was no doubt
who his assistant would be.

96
00:04:28,647 --> 00:04:30,270
Just try to relax,
Merlin.

97
00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,824
Nothing to worry about.
Except the routine.

98
00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:33,825
Routine.
Yeah.

99
00:04:33,859 --> 00:04:35,205
The routine. The routine.

100
00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,931
The routine.

101
00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:39,140
Oh! I forgot my extra boxers
for the endless-ribbon trick.

102
00:04:39,175 --> 00:04:41,591
That's the whole punchline.Okay, wait. Um...

103
00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:43,421
How about you use the ones
you have on?

104
00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:44,767
No one will be able to tell.

105
00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:45,871
You don't think so?
No.

106
00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,114
You're all set.

107
00:04:47,148 --> 00:04:48,426
You guys are going on last

108
00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,048
because you had
the best audition.

109
00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,187
Really?
Yes.

110
00:04:51,221 --> 00:04:52,430
BOY:
Best audition?

111
00:04:52,464 --> 00:04:54,363
You must be talking
about us, right?

112
00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:55,985
Ghetto Gangsters
in the house.

113
00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:58,332
We ain't just rappers.
We gangsters.

114
00:04:58,367 --> 00:04:59,609
We about that life.

115
00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:00,990
We come from the streets.

116
00:05:01,024 --> 00:05:03,026
The streets of Beverly Hills.

117
00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:04,338
That's what it must be,

118
00:05:04,373 --> 00:05:06,133
because there's no
ghetto gangsters here.

119
00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,584
You guys are straight out
of the cul-de-sac.
Ooh!

120
00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,518
That's definitely Armani.

121
00:05:11,552 --> 00:05:12,553
Is that Armani?ROBIN: Yeah.

122
00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:14,210
My dad has the same...
Yes.

123
00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:15,556
Ah... Y'all got tricked.

124
00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:17,524
We ought to smoke
this fake-ass clown.

125
00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:19,353
I'm not a clown, okay?

126
00:05:19,388 --> 00:05:20,734
I'm a magician.

127
00:05:20,768 --> 00:05:23,012
And you ain't smoking
nobody, honey.

128
00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:25,186
What you gonna do
about it, old lady?

129
00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:27,810
Pour some hot coffee on me?
Bitch, please.

130
00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:31,020
Ooh! Well,
since you asked nicely.

131
00:05:31,054 --> 00:05:33,194
[COFFEE TUMBLER CLANGS]Sit your ass down somewhere.

132
00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:35,196
Talking to me crazy like...

133
00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:36,577
Y'all, come on. Go on.Okay.

134
00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,061
Look here, baby.

135
00:05:38,096 --> 00:05:40,098
You forget about
them dumbasses, okay?

136
00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,928
You either go big
or you go home, Merlin.

137
00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:44,654
Got that?Yes, ma'am.

138
00:05:44,689 --> 00:05:45,724
Now, go knock them out.

139
00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:47,381
I got you.
All right.

140
00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:49,245
Y'all thirsty? Hmm?

141
00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,075
You obviously
like your coffee black.

142
00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,768
Behold, just
an ordinary deck of cards.

143
00:05:54,802 --> 00:05:57,840
Now, watch closely.
Very intently.

144
00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:59,393
This is gonna be
the most remarkable thing

145
00:05:59,428 --> 00:06:00,843
you've ever seen.

146
00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:03,052
I can make them
turn into something

147
00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:05,226
that's kind of big
like that.

148
00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:07,677
Whoa! Ha, ha!

149
00:06:07,712 --> 00:06:10,024
There's no way
he's gonna win.

150
00:06:10,059 --> 00:06:13,027
VERNA:
And with Robin
by his side on that stage,

151
00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:14,512
he finally found his passion.

152
00:06:14,546 --> 00:06:16,065
Oh!

153
00:06:16,099 --> 00:06:18,930
ROBIN:
Oh, my God.

154
00:06:18,964 --> 00:06:21,277
VERNA:
I was so proud of him,
I damn near pissed myself.

155
00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:22,865
Okay, I did.

156
00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:25,143
But I had an extra pair
of panties in my purse.

157
00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:31,563
Anyway, he had everyone inside
that gym feeling the magic.

158
00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:33,909
Except for
a few stupid-ass haters.

159
00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:35,291
MERLIN:
For my last trick,

160
00:06:35,325 --> 00:06:38,950
I will be escaping
these handcuffs here

161
00:06:38,984 --> 00:06:41,228
before this candle
burns this rope

162
00:06:41,262 --> 00:06:44,438
and drops this water balloon
over my amazing assistant.

163
00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:46,440
As you guys can see,
she is a Black woman

164
00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:48,062
who just got her hair done.

165
00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:51,065
So if I screw this up,
I'm screwed. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

166
00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:54,379
Alrighty.
Let's get this show on the road.

167
00:06:55,484 --> 00:06:56,657
[ROBIN WHOOPS]

168
00:06:57,486 --> 00:06:58,970
And we're lit.

169
00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:02,249
Can you guys actually
help me get this on?

170
00:07:02,283 --> 00:07:03,768
Give it up for
the Ghetto Gangsters.

171
00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,563
They from the streets.
They know what's going on.

172
00:07:05,597 --> 00:07:08,428
They know about some handcuffs.

173
00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,499
It's on there, right?It's on there.

174
00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,086
So I know
what you all thinking.

175
00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:14,813
These are impossible
to get out of.

176
00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:16,677
I guarantee he ain't
getting out of that.

177
00:07:16,712 --> 00:07:21,648
But that is why they call me
the Amazing Merlin!

178
00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:26,100
And a-presto!

179
00:07:26,135 --> 00:07:27,412
[CHUCKLES]

180
00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:30,484
Presto! Presto!

181
00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:31,830
Presto!

182
00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,591
Merlin!VERNA: Them fools was so salty

183
00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,282
about losing to a magician,

184
00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:38,216
they decided to let the rabbit
out of the hat.

185
00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:41,115
Why?

186
00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:42,634
VERNA:
Except for my son,

187
00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:44,533
it was more like a snake.

188
00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:46,983
It's a good thing Robin
had her blindfold on,

189
00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:49,641
because some tricks
ain't for kids.

190
00:07:49,676 --> 00:07:51,401
Oh! Lord have mercy!

191
00:07:51,436 --> 00:07:54,404
That boy is blessed.

192
00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:56,683
ROBIN: Merlin!What do you want, Robin?

193
00:07:56,717 --> 00:07:58,823
ROBIN: What's going on?I have a situation!

194
00:07:58,857 --> 00:07:59,962
I really have
a situation!

195
00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:01,135
Y'all, stop!

196
00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:02,965
Oh, my God.

197
00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:05,381
That's a freak show, man.
That's not a magic show.

198
00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:06,382
It's a clown.

199
00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:09,143
I told you, I am not a...

200
00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:10,110
Clown!

201
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,526
GIRL:
Really?

202
00:08:12,561 --> 00:08:14,010
You need to tell
your face.

203
00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:15,874
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Very funny, little girl.

204
00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:19,326
But I can assure you all,
I am not a clown.

205
00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,361
I'm a magician.

206
00:08:20,396 --> 00:08:21,397
Now, watch.

207
00:08:21,431 --> 00:08:22,881
You see this ball here?

208
00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,849
All right, so I'm gonna
put it in this hand.

209
00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:26,264
Where'd it go?

210
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,646
Where did the ball go?

211
00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:30,406
[LAUGHING]

212
00:08:31,752 --> 00:08:33,477
Yeah! Yeah! Thank you.

213
00:08:34,721 --> 00:08:36,895
It's in the other hand, dummy.

214
00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:40,415
Now shut up
and make a balloon animal.

215
00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:44,246
Orangutan basically snuck me.

216
00:08:44,282 --> 00:08:46,698
Do you guys know
about me and the orangutan? No?

217
00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:49,045
Baby, you ever talk
about me and the orangutan?

218
00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,219
Turn her on.

219
00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:51,565
Ha, ha!
Stupid clown.

220
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,532
Stupid--?

221
00:08:54,085 --> 00:08:56,018
Why would you...?DAD: So when he get me

222
00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:57,398
in a chokehold, I can't breathe.

223
00:08:57,433 --> 00:09:00,022
I basically took
the orangutan here, right?

224
00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:02,472
Dropped down this left leg.
Hip, hip!

225
00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:05,303
Right? I drop it down,
took that orangutan: Whap!

226
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:07,581
When I dropped it here,
pivoted. Whap!

227
00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,410
Orangutan go on his back.

228
00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:12,379
I showed him mercy. Orangutan
obviously didn't want no more.

229
00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:14,899
You guys know I'm... What?
Second-degree black belt, baby?

230
00:09:14,933 --> 00:09:16,141
Second-degree?

231
00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,429
You got to be
kidding me.

232
00:09:28,464 --> 00:09:29,569
Hey, man.

233
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,880
Get your ass down.

234
00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:32,641
Get down
off of that, man.

235
00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:33,780
What are you doing?

236
00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:35,333
The wig is--I don't wanna hear it.

237
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:37,059
Tell me,
who did I hire?

238
00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:38,474
Because you must be confused.

239
00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,580
Did I hire Trixie the Clown
or Dixie the Clown?

240
00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,651
Because right now, you got
your dick all on display.

241
00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,584
I'm not a clown. I'm a magician.Okay.

242
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,309
Let me try to find
some give-a-fuck,

243
00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,587
because I don't care.

244
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,141
I don't care
what you are or who you are.

245
00:09:50,175 --> 00:09:51,452
All this flipping and flopping

246
00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:53,903
and your goddamn
elephant trunk acting.

247
00:09:53,938 --> 00:09:55,595
You can't do that here, man.

248
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,907
If I wanted my daughter to see
that, I'd take her to the zoo.

249
00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:59,944
But instead,
she got to look at this now.

250
00:09:59,978 --> 00:10:01,428
Now I turn around,
she's crying.

251
00:10:01,462 --> 00:10:03,085
Now you got
my sweet daughter crying.

252
00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,983
She's actually not that sweet.

253
00:10:05,018 --> 00:10:06,951
What? Boy, if I...

254
00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:09,643
If I take off this watch,
you're gonna know it's time.

255
00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:10,782
Time to whoop your ass.

256
00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:12,128
Is that what you want?
No.

257
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,648
You want it off?Brother, I really apologize.

258
00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:16,339
But you know how it is.

259
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:20,378
I mean, it's not a big deal,
right? We all got one, right?

260
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,932
That's a shot at me? Hmm?

261
00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:25,003
That's a shot at me
and my personal situation?

262
00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:27,454
We don't all have one, brother.

263
00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:29,180
Some of us got skipped.

264
00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:34,047
Me, my dad, Earl, Rob,
none of us have it.

265
00:10:34,081 --> 00:10:35,876
If I did, you think
I'd be in this house?

266
00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:38,292
You think I'd spend this type
of money on a house for my wife?

267
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,777
A Tesla?

268
00:10:39,811 --> 00:10:41,813
If I had a dick that big,
you think I would do this?

269
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,677
I'm obviously
overcompensating.

270
00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:46,404
So this little thing you talking
about, that you bragging about,

271
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,130
is something that you have.

272
00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,788
With that being said,
you're done. You're done.

273
00:10:50,822 --> 00:10:52,375
Get out, man.I really need this--

274
00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,895
I said get up
out of here now.

275
00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,310
It's coming off.

276
00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:59,141
Get your dick-dragging-ass
up out of here.

277
00:10:59,175 --> 00:11:00,729
Honey, if you don't
pick your eyes up,

278
00:11:00,763 --> 00:11:03,317
I'll put them down.
Goddamn.

279
00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:05,388
MERLIN:
I'm done. It's time
to hang up my bag of tricks.

280
00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,701
What?
You can't quit.

281
00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:10,186
I thought you were gonna take
your act to Vegas.

282
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,533
Does it look like
I'm ready for Vegas?

283
00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:13,638
Look at me, man.

284
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:18,022
Guys, it's time
to give up on the dream.

285
00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:20,196
Bubbles, FX, do you mind?
I'm serious, okay?

286
00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:21,750
Ever since
I was a kid,

287
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:24,718
there's only one thing
I love more than magic...

288
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,858
and their plane
is landing right now.

289
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,276
So I'm gonna go clean up...

290
00:11:31,311 --> 00:11:33,209
and I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.

291
00:11:33,244 --> 00:11:35,418
All right.
All right.

292
00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:38,732
Ladies and gentlemen, sounds
like we got true love here.

293
00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,941
All right?
All right.

294
00:11:40,976 --> 00:11:44,634
Let's get Trixie
to go see his girl!

295
00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:47,051
[LAUGHING]

296
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,260
Pick all this stuff up.
Close the door. Let's go.

297
00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:51,365
VERNA:
So Merlin was ready
to give up one passion

298
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,229
to chase after another one.

299
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:55,059
And after not seeing Robin
in years,

300
00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:57,578
he finally planned
to speak his truth.

301
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,063
Funny thing about plans,

302
00:11:59,097 --> 00:12:01,203
they don't always go
as planned.

303
00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:04,068
Just like I never planned
on being pregnant at 23,

304
00:12:04,102 --> 00:12:06,933
but I'm allergic to condoms,
y'all.

305
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:08,900
Okay, I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna change.

306
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,764
Yeah. I'll be right back.

307
00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:12,214
I just gotta get something
out the car.

308
00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:13,422
Robin?

309
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:15,113
Merlin?

310
00:12:15,148 --> 00:12:16,149
Is that you?

311
00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,599
Do you still believe in magic?

312
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,774
Oh, my God.Oh, my God.

313
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:22,811
I was trying to surprise you,
but you beat me here.

314
00:12:22,845 --> 00:12:25,814
I was gonna change, but, yo,
I got something big to tell you.

315
00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:28,644
Well, I have
a big surprise too.

316
00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:31,233
What's up, babe? Oh. Oh...

317
00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,235
Who's this clown?

318
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,961
Don't let the clown makeup
fool you.

319
00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:37,101
I'm a serious magician,
not a clown.

320
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,103
You having trouble
over there, Trix?

321
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,035
[HORN HONKS]

322
00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:44,487
Um... Heh,
I don't know them.

323
00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:47,456
Oh. Yeah.Anyways, I'm Merlin.

324
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,113
Grew up with Robin.

325
00:12:49,147 --> 00:12:51,080
She's been my girl
since back in the day.

326
00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:53,773
Oh. Well, I'm Blaze.

327
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,705
And while you were
at circus school,

328
00:12:55,740 --> 00:13:00,641
Robin got a new boyfriend,
so she's kind of my girl now.

329
00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:01,850
Surprise!

330
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,713
Hold still.[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

331
00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,854
[RUBBER CHICKEN
SQUEAKS DEJECTEDLY]

332
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,305
ROBIN:
Can I get everybody's
attention?

333
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,031
Thank you everyone so much

334
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:14,000
for coming out
to see me and meet Blaze.

335
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:17,486
Though some of you know him
already from his viral videos.

336
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,729
CROWD:
You just got Blazed!

337
00:13:19,764 --> 00:13:21,007
Yeah.Yes.

338
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,181
And now I can
finally share the secret

339
00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,218
of why
I've come back to L.A.

340
00:13:25,252 --> 00:13:28,462
I'm a mentor dancer
on Hollywood and Grind.

341
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:30,154
[CROWD APPLAUDS]

342
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,363
We're so excited. It's a Black
Dancing with the Stars.

343
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,675
And Blaze is
my celebrity dance partner.

344
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,576
Please, everybody,
go vote for us.

345
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:40,958
Hi, Verna. How are you?

346
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,028
Excuse me?

347
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,029
Ms. Owens.
Thank you.

348
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,754
Hope you're doing great.

349
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:47,585
You still smell like Now
and Laters and Prostyle, huh?

350
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,828
[CHUCKLES]

351
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,657
Hey, girl.

352
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,003
Hey.

353
00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:53,211
Wow, He's amazing.
See,

354
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:55,040
I told you
everyone would love him.

355
00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,766
You hit the jackpot.

356
00:13:56,801 --> 00:14:00,874
First with the great job,
and then the, um, hot boyfriend.

357
00:14:00,909 --> 00:14:03,532
Yeah. All because my friend
took me to her audition.

358
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:06,846
I still can't believe this.Yeah. You and me both.

359
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,778
Remind me why I did that again.

360
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,090
It was crazy.

361
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,885
You know I'm just
playing with you, ha, ha!

362
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:17,373
Anyway, um, he's really fine,
and funny, and making bank.

363
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:18,754
Who wouldn't love that?

364
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:22,862
Well, I can think of
one person.

365
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,002
What, old Humpty-Dumpty
over there?

366
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:28,729
Forget the nerdy neighbor,
and go dance with your star.

367
00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:30,800
Okay? Because
if you don't, I will.

368
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,597
Okay. I'm about to go
talk to Merlin.

369
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:38,912
Hey, everybody.
Y'all okay? Hey.

370
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:41,121
Hey.
Oh, my God.

371
00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:43,365
What a wonderful surprise.

372
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,470
Sorry I didn't tell you
about the show,

373
00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,610
but they wanted me
to keep it a secret.

374
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,612
You know, spending
all that time with Blaze,

375
00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:51,200
rehearsing and dancing closely,

376
00:14:51,235 --> 00:14:54,617
sometimes stuff
just sort of happens.

377
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,930
Yeah. I just don't get
what you see in him.

378
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,967
All his jokes
are put-downs and insults.

379
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,658
I've seen his videos.

380
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:01,935
That's just an act.

381
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,420
Really? Well,
he's not that good an actor.

382
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:05,352
Wow.

383
00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:09,736
All right. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that, okay?

384
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:13,050
And I never even told you that
I was proud of you for the show.

385
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,223
That's so amazing.

386
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:15,397
Like, I couldn't imagine

387
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,846
dancing in front of
all those folks.

388
00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:17,986
You never know.

389
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,402
Yo, look who it is.

390
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,403
Mr. Magic Man.

391
00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:22,783
He's goofy.

392
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:25,062
Hey. Doesn't he look goofy?MAN: Yeah.

393
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,960
I bet when you take
the rabbit out your hat,

394
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,686
the rabbit's like,
"Put me back in!"

395
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,170
ROBIN: Stop. Please.BLAZE: I'm gonna stop.

396
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,620
I'm not going
to clown you anymore.

397
00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:33,070
You already clowned yourself.

398
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:34,968
Guys, look at this picture.Stop!

399
00:15:35,003 --> 00:15:37,315
BLAZE:
You see it? He's like
a clown at a circus.

400
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,523
Stop.Okay. Okay.

401
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:41,147
Merlin is so much
more than that.

402
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,976
What was that news
you were gonna tell me?

403
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,253
Drop that scoop, Bro-dini.

404
00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,979
I'm going to Vegas
for a magic gig.

405
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:48,361
ROBIN [SCOFFS]:
Las Vegas?

406
00:15:48,395 --> 00:15:49,949
Merlin, that's terrific.

407
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,985
This is so unbelievable.

408
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,987
So much to celebrate.MERLIN: Yeah.

409
00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:56,265
Who wants to see us dance?Yeah, we could go dance.

410
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,543
We're gonna dance.
You're gonna wanna see this.

411
00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:02,271
VERNA:
Now, I knew my boy was lying.

412
00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:05,654
But I also knew that every lie
hides a little truth.

413
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:08,968
[CROWD CHEERS, APPLAUDS]

414
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,486
Why are they cheering?
Is it over?

415
00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,281
No. It's only
just beginning.

416
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:13,489
What are you doing?

417
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:15,733
Oh, my God.

418
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,666
I just wanna
keep dancing, baby.

419
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,737
So with your family watching,

420
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:23,016
all your friends watching,
and these cameras watching,

421
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:24,500
I wanna know.

422
00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:25,501
Will you marry me?

423
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:26,571
ROBIN:
What?

424
00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:27,538
Yeah?

425
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:29,712
Okay.

426
00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:31,680
Okay. Yes. Yes.Put it on.

427
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:34,407
VERNA:
And I knew the truth was,
if he lost Robin,

428
00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:38,031
he'd have to find a way
to get the magic back.

429
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,827
The Amazing Merlin!

430
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:43,002
And a-presto!

431
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,591
Is it too late
for me and Robin?

432
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,559
[♪♪♪]

433
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,805
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

434
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,916
[GRUNTS]

435
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,262
I figured you'd be here.

436
00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:05,540
Back where it all started.

437
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:08,682
My baby's first performance.

438
00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:10,201
I'll never forget it.

439
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,238
That day
didn't end well for me.

440
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,205
Well...

441
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,553
You got a chance to do it over.

442
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:21,108
You know what, Mom? It's fine,
okay? Don't worry about me.

443
00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:22,558
It's cool.

444
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,768
Boy, I'm worried about me.

445
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,391
When you moving out?

446
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,186
You 24 years old.

447
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,568
I am tired of sneaking men in
late at night.

448
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,088
The last one I had there
was so loud,

449
00:17:35,123 --> 00:17:36,745
when I let him come
in my back door,

450
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,436
I was scared
he was gonna wake you up.

451
00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:39,886
We ain't got no back door.

452
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,060
Hmph.

453
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:47,273
Anyways,
it's time for you to move on.

454
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:49,413
Okay? Follow your dreams.

455
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:51,277
Okay, now, I get that.
But if I leave,

456
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,795
Robin
will forget all about me.

457
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,108
And I've always
imagined us being together.

458
00:17:55,143 --> 00:17:57,628
I thought me and your daddy
would end up being together.

459
00:17:57,662 --> 00:18:00,596
But ta-da,
that didn't happen.

460
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:07,431
Look, I opened up
my Expedia app,

461
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,329
and I got you
something you needed.

462
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:13,506
Wait, serious? This?

463
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,301
Mom, thanks.
But it's a one-way ticket.

464
00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:17,337
Exactly,
because there's only one way

465
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:19,236
you're gonna do this, Merlin.

466
00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:20,237
Your way.

467
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:21,686
So he made his flight,

468
00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:23,688
and I made his room
into a rec room.

469
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,276
Because Lord knows

470
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,589
I had a few men
I've been waiting to wreck.

471
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:31,696
Meanwhile, I told Merlin to go
find Rita at the Hotel Moxie.

472
00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:33,146
Are you sure
this is Hotel Moxie?

473
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,803
This place is
supposed to be history.

474
00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:35,838
It is.

475
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,426
Ancient history.

476
00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:40,119
♪ Show me love

477
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,156
♪ Come on, baby
Show me love ♪

478
00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:44,606
♪ It's just to show me
Show me ♪

479
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,849
♪ Show me love

480
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:50,163
VERNA:
Rita is my homegirl from back
when I used to work in Vegas

481
00:18:50,198 --> 00:18:53,511
inside the Cookie Club,
the hottest spot on the Strip.

482
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:56,790
Sadly, it had seen better
days. And so had Rita.

483
00:18:56,825 --> 00:19:01,278
RITA:
Only way I leave here is with
a fat check or in a pine box.

484
00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:02,796
You can tell those vultures

485
00:19:02,831 --> 00:19:05,730
they can kiss
Rita's big, white, juicy ass.

486
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:07,042
[SLAMS PHONE DOWN]

487
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,224
For my glaucoma.

488
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:18,018
[EXHALES AUDIBLY]

489
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,848
Welcome to
the Vagrant Inn Las Vegas.

490
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,574
How many nights you need?

491
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:24,542
Uh... You know, I'm actually
not sure how long I'll be here.

492
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:27,304
Well,
that makes two of us, honey.

493
00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,478
Well, um, I'm Jason Owens,

494
00:19:29,513 --> 00:19:31,377
but everybody
just calls me Merlin, heh.

495
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:36,658
I'm Verna's son. I guess she
used to work for you years ago.

496
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,315
I'll be damned.

497
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:41,870
She was one terrific lady,
and a great waitress.

498
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:43,561
She stuck by me
through some tough times

499
00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:45,874
after my daddy passed.

500
00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:50,603
If you are Verna's child,
I got a room for you.

501
00:19:50,637 --> 00:19:52,260
And it overlooks the pool.

502
00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:54,848
Ain't much to look at now,

503
00:19:54,883 --> 00:19:56,367
but once upon a time,
it sure was something.

504
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,058
This was my daddy's
pride and joy,

505
00:19:58,093 --> 00:19:59,784
and I ran it
for a good 28 years.

506
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:02,891
Billionaire owners are trying
to just take Rita's ass

507
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,272
for less than nothing.

508
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:06,515
Motherfucker bloodsuckers.

509
00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:08,586
But we do have happy hour
every day at 6

510
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:10,485
at the Cookie Club
out back.

511
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,800
MERLIN:
It's not called
the Hotel Moxie anymore.

512
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:18,562
It's called the Vagina?

513
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,080
Wait, that's...

514
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:21,599
VERNA:
Well, that sounds cozy.

515
00:20:21,634 --> 00:20:23,705
Is it moist in there?

516
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,120
Okay, Mama, don't.

517
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:28,261
Are the people there nice,
or is it mostly dicks?

518
00:20:28,296 --> 00:20:29,745
You tell me.

519
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,264
Does it smell funny in there?

520
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,610
Mom, really?

521
00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:34,474
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.

522
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:36,062
That was a little too much.

523
00:20:36,096 --> 00:20:37,305
Yeah, whatever.

524
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:38,927
I mean, I got
some auditions tomorrow,

525
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:40,446
which is kind of cool,

526
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,103
but I don't know, I feel
like I'm wasting my time.

527
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,554
Boy, you've been wanting
this since you was in diapers

528
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:47,901
watching Merlin the Magician
cartoons.

529
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,249
Now, I know you was
full of shit then.

530
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,286
You have to ask yourself,
are you full of shit now?

531
00:20:53,321 --> 00:20:54,253
You right.

532
00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:57,014
It's now or never.

533
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,017
Now, never call me
with this bullshit again.

534
00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:03,503
You ready for round two?Mm-mm.

535
00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:05,402
Oh, no.
You ready for round two.

536
00:21:05,436 --> 00:21:07,335
Stop crying!

537
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,508
[MUFFLED SCREAM]Stop crying. Shut up.

538
00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:12,132
This is my first audition.

539
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,341
I'm really excited.

540
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,139
Let's get right into it, then.

541
00:21:23,696 --> 00:21:25,525
VERNA:
So Merlin took his first step

542
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,425
to becoming
a real Las Vegas magician.

543
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,806
Unfortunately,
his first audition

544
00:21:30,841 --> 00:21:33,326
kind of was like
the first time I had sex.

545
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,707
Y'all know what I mean.

546
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:37,192
Awkward. Messy.
A little painful.

547
00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:40,368
And for some reason,
there was glitter in my ass.

548
00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:42,301
But I digress.

549
00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,684
[CAR ALARM WAILING]

550
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,548
And just like bad sex,

551
00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,689
the only way to get good at it
is to keep trying.

552
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:54,554
And trying, and trying.

553
00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:56,038
And Merlin?

554
00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:58,247
Well, he wasn't ready
to give up yet.

555
00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:01,630
[MARLON'S "TOUCH UP" PLAYING]

556
00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:04,357
♪ When I'm down

557
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:06,808
♪ You know just how
To pick me up ♪

558
00:22:06,842 --> 00:22:08,085
No. No![CLATTERING]

559
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,051
Shit.

560
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,260
Who's this?

561
00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:16,749
[SIGHS]

562
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,270
[SIGHS]

563
00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:24,722
It's for my arthritis.Don't you mean glaucoma?

564
00:22:24,757 --> 00:22:27,242
What are you, my doctor now?No, but--

565
00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:29,071
You're a little early
for happy hour.

566
00:22:29,106 --> 00:22:31,246
Yeah, well,
I just bombed my audition.

567
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,559
It's gonna take longer
than an hour to get me happy.

568
00:22:33,593 --> 00:22:35,423
Yeah, well,
you ain't the only one unhappy.

569
00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:37,217
Look at this.
It's my busiest night,

570
00:22:37,252 --> 00:22:40,082
and this damn karaoke
machine broke down.

571
00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,774
Can I get you anything?

572
00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:44,708
Yeah. What's the hardest
stuff you got?

573
00:22:44,742 --> 00:22:46,572
My private stash.

574
00:22:46,606 --> 00:22:49,264
I get it from the local Paiutes.
It's straight firewater.

575
00:22:49,298 --> 00:22:51,887
Oh, okay.You ain't ready for that.

576
00:22:51,922 --> 00:22:55,270
But we do have some Crown Royal
Apple. How about that?

577
00:22:55,304 --> 00:22:57,099
Crown Royal Apple.Oh, yeah.

578
00:22:57,134 --> 00:22:59,274
Ms. Rita, I am kind of
tight for money,

579
00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:01,587
so, you know,
I got a deck of cards.

580
00:23:01,621 --> 00:23:03,623
So how about you draw for it?

581
00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:05,522
But if you win, I owe you.

582
00:23:05,556 --> 00:23:08,248
But if I win, you owe me.

583
00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:10,596
So pick a card, Ms. Rita.

584
00:23:12,287 --> 00:23:14,289
This is so dumb.Mm...

585
00:23:14,323 --> 00:23:16,774
That's a good card. I know it
is. I know it's a good card.

586
00:23:16,809 --> 00:23:18,914
I can't look at it.
I can't look at it. Go ahead.

587
00:23:18,949 --> 00:23:20,640
You cannot look at it.Put that back.

588
00:23:20,675 --> 00:23:23,885
Anywhere. Anywhere.
That is beautiful, Ms. Rita.

589
00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:27,406
That's so good, Ms. Rita.
That's so lovely.

590
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,166
Okay.Testing. Testing.

591
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,719
Was this your card?

592
00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:34,447
This had to be your card, right?No, it's not my card.

593
00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:37,761
All right. Was that your card?
This had to have been.

594
00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:40,073
No. I don't have time for this.

595
00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:41,834
I have a group
of single ladies coming in.

596
00:23:41,868 --> 00:23:43,422
It's their busiest
night in town.

597
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:46,425
With no karaoke to keep them
eating my wings

598
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,116
and drinking my liquor,

599
00:23:48,150 --> 00:23:49,911
what am I gonna do
for entertainment?

600
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,327
Will you stop playing?
I need to make some dough, kid.

601
00:23:52,361 --> 00:23:54,605
Have any ideas? What?

602
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,296
Jesus. What is that?

603
00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:57,746
That's your card, right?

604
00:23:57,781 --> 00:23:59,403
You got your card, right?

605
00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:02,337
Wow.[CHUCKLES]

606
00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:04,477
RITA:
These ladies
ain't the magic-show type.

607
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,928
But if you keep the bar
flowing, I'll pay you 50 bucks.

608
00:24:06,962 --> 00:24:09,344
Cool. This is a nice place
you got.

609
00:24:09,378 --> 00:24:10,587
Nice place?

610
00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:12,520
The Cookie Club was famous.

611
00:24:12,554 --> 00:24:13,866
We used to pack the house.

612
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,488
Once upon a time,

613
00:24:15,523 --> 00:24:17,525
we had the finest
male dancing troupe in town.

614
00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:19,319
The Chocolate Chips.

615
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:24,635
Look. Mr. Face,
Mr. Body, Mr. Slim Sexy, Dr. X,

616
00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:27,189
and the one and only Mr. Big.

617
00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:28,708
It was a goddamn gold mine.

618
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:30,296
So, what happened?
Why'd it stop?

619
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,366
Egos.

620
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,471
Too much success,

621
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:34,024
they argued all the time,

622
00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,508
and then they just split up.

623
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,234
They talked about
going back together,

624
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:40,513
but Mr. Big suffered a big
depression and crashed his car.

625
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:42,481
Almost lost his leg.

626
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,000
The Cookie Club was over,
just like that.

627
00:24:45,035 --> 00:24:46,554
We lost our biggest draw.

628
00:24:46,588 --> 00:24:48,728
And when I say "big,"
I mean "big."

629
00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:50,005
Why don't you go get ready?

630
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,731
You got a tough crowd
waiting for you.

631
00:24:51,766 --> 00:24:53,353
[SCOFFS]
Ms. Rita, you talking about

632
00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:55,355
the lonely bunch
of happy hour ladies?

633
00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:57,357
They do not scare me.

634
00:24:57,392 --> 00:25:00,360
VERNA:
Now, my baby was fearless,
for sure.

635
00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:02,501
But sometimes fear is good.

636
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,365
There are things
you should be afraid of.

637
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,058
[CROWD BOOING]

638
00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:09,369
RITA:
Give him a chance.

639
00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:10,716
This guy sucks.

640
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:11,889
We want karaoke.

641
00:25:11,924 --> 00:25:12,890
ALL:
Yeah.

642
00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:14,098
You want karaoke?Yeah.

643
00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:16,411
You want karaoke?
You heard that song

644
00:25:16,445 --> 00:25:18,171
about the guy who liked
chicken wings with two thumbs?

645
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:19,863
You know who wrote that?

646
00:25:19,897 --> 00:25:21,071
No.

647
00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:23,107
Who wrote it?
It was me. It's me.

648
00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:25,351
VERNA:
Like doing magic
for some thirsty hos

649
00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:27,974
who'd rather be getting drunk
or getting laid.

650
00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:30,874
You real feisty, now.

651
00:25:30,908 --> 00:25:32,254
You been giving me problems
all night.

652
00:25:32,289 --> 00:25:33,946
What you sipping?
I'm trying to get loose.

653
00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:35,879
Oh, I'm drinking
on that firewater, baby.

654
00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:37,363
Oh, that firewater?Yeah.

655
00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:39,399
Firewater? She sipping
on that firewater.

656
00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:41,263
Y'all want to see
some entertainment?

657
00:25:41,298 --> 00:25:43,300
Get me some firewater.
Jesus Christ.

658
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,682
Y'all want to see some
entertainment? You want it?

659
00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:49,306
We gonna get some entertainment
in the house, okay?

660
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:51,895
Guy's a disaster.VERNA: Or like trying

661
00:25:51,929 --> 00:25:54,898
his fire-breathing trick
for the first time

662
00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:59,109
in front of the Cookie Club's
biggest star of all time,

663
00:25:59,143 --> 00:26:02,112
Luther "Mr. Big" Ellis.

664
00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:03,113
Oh, shit!

665
00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:04,908
Goddamn.Oh, my God.

666
00:26:04,942 --> 00:26:06,392
Oh, my God! No!

667
00:26:06,426 --> 00:26:08,290
[ALL LAUGHING]

668
00:26:08,325 --> 00:26:09,602
MERLIN:
I don't know how to put--

669
00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:12,640
It's on my shirt too!

670
00:26:13,848 --> 00:26:16,333
It's on my legs!
It's on my legs!

671
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,577
Oh, wait, wait.

672
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:19,785
Yeah.

673
00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:21,407
♪ Of all the fine ladies...

674
00:26:21,441 --> 00:26:24,375
Shake that magic wand! Yes!

675
00:26:26,446 --> 00:26:28,414
That's my kind of trick.

676
00:26:28,448 --> 00:26:30,002
[HOWLS]

677
00:26:30,036 --> 00:26:31,417
Good Lord.

678
00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:34,454
Luther, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

679
00:26:34,489 --> 00:26:35,663
Yeah!

680
00:26:35,697 --> 00:26:36,836
We back in business.

681
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,253
Man.

682
00:26:40,288 --> 00:26:42,601
[SIGHS, SUCKS TEETH]

683
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:45,431
[PHONE RINGS]

684
00:26:45,465 --> 00:26:47,260
Hello?ROBIN: Hey, Merlin.

685
00:26:47,295 --> 00:26:49,159
Robin? Oh, hey, Robin.

686
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:51,610
You left without saying goodbye.
Is everything okay?

687
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:54,647
Yeah. Yeah, it's amazing.
It's great. It's great.

688
00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:57,132
In fact, I just had
my first Vegas gig,

689
00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,927
and I got a standing
ovation.

690
00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,480
Yeah. Wow.

691
00:27:00,515 --> 00:27:01,861
Sounds like it was a hot show.

692
00:27:01,896 --> 00:27:02,862
Yep, it was fire.

693
00:27:02,897 --> 00:27:04,968
But not as surprising

694
00:27:05,002 --> 00:27:06,625
as the party was.

695
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:11,664
Yeah, I had no idea
he was gonna propose.

696
00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:13,701
Yeah. Um...

697
00:27:13,735 --> 00:27:16,773
I guess you and Blaze
will be dancing together

698
00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:17,705
for a long time.

699
00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:20,500
Yeah.

700
00:27:25,057 --> 00:27:28,060
RITA:
Merlin, there's someone out
here I want you to meet.

701
00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:29,544
I actually gotta go.

702
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:31,719
Me too.

703
00:27:31,753 --> 00:27:33,513
Okay. Um...

704
00:27:33,548 --> 00:27:35,343
Hold on.[LINE BEEPS]

705
00:27:35,377 --> 00:27:36,344
Bye.

706
00:27:41,176 --> 00:27:43,006
Wait, so you want me
to be a stripper?

707
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,041
A stripper?

708
00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:46,009
No, a Chip.

709
00:27:46,043 --> 00:27:47,838
But I can't dance.
I'm a magician.

710
00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:50,530
Can't? Can't. Can't.
Ain't no "can't" in Vegas.

711
00:27:50,565 --> 00:27:53,395
In Vegas, you got to be whatever
you got to be to survive.

712
00:27:53,430 --> 00:27:55,674
Them women gave you more tips
than you ever made

713
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,434
doing all of that magic
bullshit.

714
00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:58,884
That's right.

715
00:27:58,918 --> 00:28:00,851
And after you jiggled
your jewels tonight,

716
00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:04,027
those horny bitches ran up
my highest bar tab in weeks.

717
00:28:04,061 --> 00:28:06,512
You see? Everybody wins.

718
00:28:06,546 --> 00:28:08,825
Rita gets to pay her bills,

719
00:28:08,859 --> 00:28:11,862
and you get more cash
for your stash.

720
00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:16,522
Okay, so you want me
to go out there alone,

721
00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:19,870
and shake my ass for money
every night?

722
00:28:19,905 --> 00:28:21,596
Of course not.

723
00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:23,080
You've got Sundays off.

724
00:28:23,115 --> 00:28:25,842
[SLURPS]

725
00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:27,844
LUTHER:
Oh, you ain't gonna be alone.

726
00:28:27,878 --> 00:28:29,466
So, what, you gonna hire
more dancers?

727
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,433
Fuck, no. I ain't got
no money for that.

728
00:28:31,468 --> 00:28:35,196
No. You and the Chips.

729
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:36,853
The Chips?

730
00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:39,200
You haven't talked
to the Chips in years.

731
00:28:39,234 --> 00:28:40,477
How you gonna find them?

732
00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:42,893
VERNA:
So my son left L.A.

733
00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,136
looking for magic,

734
00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:46,759
but now
the one and only Mr. Big

735
00:28:46,794 --> 00:28:49,037
was about to teach him
some new tricks.

736
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,660
MERLIN:
Goddamn, I hope
he got a.c. up in this place.

737
00:28:51,695 --> 00:28:53,455
I'm sweating my balls off
in this heat.

738
00:28:53,490 --> 00:28:56,286
Ain't no hotter than you
lighting your ass on fire.

739
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,496
You're lucky you still
got balls.
Yeah.

740
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,981
How a kid like you
get into magic, anyway?

741
00:29:02,016 --> 00:29:04,121
My mom let me try
a bunch of things,

742
00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:06,089
and magic was the best
path for me.

743
00:29:07,504 --> 00:29:09,817
Well, every path has a detour.
Thank God.

744
00:29:09,851 --> 00:29:11,473
Yeah, no kidding.

745
00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:14,476
I'm already lying to Robin
about my magic working.

746
00:29:14,511 --> 00:29:16,789
Now I gotta fool her
about me being a stripper too.

747
00:29:16,824 --> 00:29:19,102
Who is that? Robin.
Who's that? Your girlfriend?

748
00:29:19,136 --> 00:29:21,069
No, she's...

749
00:29:21,104 --> 00:29:23,071
She a girl.

750
00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:25,936
Okay, she's a girl,
and she's, like, a friend.

751
00:29:25,971 --> 00:29:28,007
She would be my girlfriend too,

752
00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,596
but she's got this
stupid fiancé, so...

753
00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:32,080
Oh, she got a fiancé?

754
00:29:32,115 --> 00:29:33,185
Yeah.

755
00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:35,601
Your girl got a fiancé?Mm-hm.

756
00:29:35,635 --> 00:29:37,154
Well, it seems to me
the only person

757
00:29:37,189 --> 00:29:39,778
that you're fooling
is yourself.

758
00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:41,503
Whatever, man.

759
00:29:41,538 --> 00:29:43,816
Glad you got a big ding-ding,
boy, I tell you...

760
00:29:47,061 --> 00:29:49,477
[CHUCKLES]
All right.

761
00:29:51,686 --> 00:29:53,170
Yeah.

762
00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:56,001
Des. Look at that body.
Still in shape.

763
00:29:59,521 --> 00:30:03,974
Willy, I need two more 255-07s.MERLIN: Oh...

764
00:30:04,009 --> 00:30:06,701
So I guess the shape
you meant was round.

765
00:30:06,735 --> 00:30:07,736
Des?

766
00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:11,706
Luther Ellis?

767
00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,846
Oh, man.

768
00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,848
It's been like 20 years, baby.

769
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,505
You still look good.
Look at you.

770
00:30:17,539 --> 00:30:18,678
You sure as hell don't.

771
00:30:18,713 --> 00:30:20,680
I gained a little weight.

772
00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:22,406
I mean, just a smidge.

773
00:30:22,441 --> 00:30:23,994
Des.What?

774
00:30:24,029 --> 00:30:25,996
[MUMBLING]
It's good living, baby.

775
00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:27,653
And the shirt's too small.

776
00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,137
Who's your compadre right here?

777
00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:31,484
I'm Merlin.Did you say "breakfast"?

778
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:33,659
Who said "pancakes"?

779
00:30:33,693 --> 00:30:35,316
Well, shit, let's go.
Let me wash up.

780
00:30:35,350 --> 00:30:37,249
Shit, you're looking
good, baby.

781
00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:40,390
Grits. You a grits guy.
I remember you like grits.

782
00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:43,324
So you thinking about putting
the band back together?

783
00:30:43,358 --> 00:30:45,878
Do you think he'd be here
if he wasn't?

784
00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:47,224
Who the fuck is you?

785
00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:50,883
And are you eating this
right here?

786
00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:53,161
No.DES: What about your leg?

787
00:30:53,196 --> 00:30:55,198
My dancing days is over, buddy.

788
00:30:55,232 --> 00:30:57,234
But I got a ringer.

789
00:30:57,269 --> 00:30:59,754
Luther done found himself
a new Mr. Big, huh?

790
00:30:59,788 --> 00:31:01,687
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah. Yeah, I guess.

791
00:31:01,721 --> 00:31:04,241
The boy's talented.
So talented.

792
00:31:04,276 --> 00:31:07,624
[SCOFFS]
Well, we had fun back then, man.

793
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:10,006
But I don't think that group
would work out now.

794
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,353
It ain't the group
that needs to work out, Des.

795
00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:16,184
Listen, I'm still the same Body
underneath all this, baby.

796
00:31:16,219 --> 00:31:18,911
Well, stop acting like you
don't miss it.

797
00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:22,915
I mean, the women,
the cheers, the tips.

798
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,020
The tips.

799
00:31:24,054 --> 00:31:25,400
I do.

800
00:31:25,435 --> 00:31:28,058
But look,
business is booming, baby.

801
00:31:28,093 --> 00:31:29,922
Did you know that Pahrump,

802
00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:32,028
the place you're in right now,
Pahrump,

803
00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:35,445
is the number one city
to kill yourself?

804
00:31:35,479 --> 00:31:37,481
Get me out of here, man.

805
00:31:37,516 --> 00:31:38,966
I'm so goddamn bored.

806
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,484
[CHUCKLES]

807
00:31:40,519 --> 00:31:41,485
I got you.

808
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,797
Where the party?

809
00:31:42,831 --> 00:31:43,832
Where the party?

810
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:45,662
Where the party at?

811
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,595
That's right.[LAUGHING]

812
00:31:47,629 --> 00:31:49,390
I'm in.LUTHER: All right. Good.

813
00:31:49,424 --> 00:31:50,770
Know where to find
the rest of the guys?

814
00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:53,394
Hell, no. Especially that
crotch-stuffing,

815
00:31:53,428 --> 00:31:54,982
no-talking Dr. X.

816
00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:57,432
And you know
I don't talk to Slim

817
00:31:57,467 --> 00:31:59,296
after he took my girl.

818
00:31:59,331 --> 00:32:00,608
Get over it, baby.

819
00:32:00,642 --> 00:32:01,989
But I might have Face's number.

820
00:32:02,023 --> 00:32:03,473
He came here last year,

821
00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:05,613
wanted me to customize a car
for his girls.

822
00:32:05,647 --> 00:32:07,856
LUTHER:
My man Tyriq, huh?

823
00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:09,134
Still pampering the ladies?

824
00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:11,653
He's Pampering, all right.

825
00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:12,931
Quadruplets?

826
00:32:14,484 --> 00:32:15,864
Brother.

827
00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:17,590
A lot has changed
since the last time I saw you

828
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,006
with four girls in one bed.

829
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,628
But this right here?

830
00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:23,286
I never pictured you
settling down.

831
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,874
Does it look like
I settled?
[CHUCKLES] No.

832
00:32:25,909 --> 00:32:29,637
He got you there, Luther.
I mean, your home is beautiful.

833
00:32:29,671 --> 00:32:32,122
It's not mine.
It's my lady's.

834
00:32:32,157 --> 00:32:35,091
When the Chips closed,
I applied for every type of job.

835
00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:38,025
I got nothing,
so I went back to stripping.

836
00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:40,682
I actually did a party here
for this rich chick.

837
00:32:40,717 --> 00:32:42,719
Next thing I know,
spent the night.

838
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:47,482
She said I could spend another
day, a week, a month, a year.

839
00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:49,519
Then she just woke up one
morning and she said,

840
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:52,971
"You can stay here as long
as you want if we have a baby."

841
00:32:53,005 --> 00:32:55,525
And we start using
fertility drugs.

842
00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,561
And, as you can see,
it worked.

843
00:32:57,596 --> 00:32:59,701
No shit.

844
00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:01,738
MERLIN:
So you finally
got them to sleep?

845
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:02,981
[SIGHS]

846
00:33:05,086 --> 00:33:07,019
That's a nice pic
of you and your girls, man.

847
00:33:07,054 --> 00:33:08,917
Check you out.
Flexing the guns.

848
00:33:08,952 --> 00:33:10,816
Those are not mine.
Those are my lady's.

849
00:33:10,850 --> 00:33:13,819
She's a top-ranked
mixed martial arts fighter.

850
00:33:13,853 --> 00:33:15,027
While she's out there
kicking ass,

851
00:33:15,062 --> 00:33:17,133
I'm stuck up in here
wiping ass.

852
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,308
Goddamn, Face.
Your girl is jacked.

853
00:33:20,343 --> 00:33:22,069
Two-time champ.

854
00:33:22,103 --> 00:33:24,726
And she'd put me
in a four-legged omoplata

855
00:33:24,761 --> 00:33:27,074
if she knew I was
two-timing her with the Chips.

856
00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:30,111
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You ain't
cheating, now. You dancing.

857
00:33:31,871 --> 00:33:34,529
It look like she spends a lot
of time out of town, right?

858
00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:37,946
True.Oh, how's she gonna know?

859
00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:40,777
You think you can hook me up
with some daycare?

860
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,917
Brother.

861
00:33:42,951 --> 00:33:43,952
Baby, come on.

862
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:46,024
Great![BABIES CRYING]

863
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:49,061
Woke up the babies. Sorry.

864
00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:50,752
Look, you got any idea
how the hell

865
00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:52,444
we can find
the rest of the guys?

866
00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,066
Dr. X is a mystery to me.

867
00:33:54,101 --> 00:33:56,034
I don't know
what happened to his flat ass,

868
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,036
but I do know
how you can get to Slim.

869
00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,383
And he's a long way from hell.

870
00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,316
[ORGAN PLAYING]

871
00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:09,426
SLIM:
I see today,

872
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:14,983
we got a lot of empty pews
in this church of God.

873
00:34:15,018 --> 00:34:16,813
You got to be shitting me.

874
00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:20,955
Because people spent the night
partying in the club.

875
00:34:20,989 --> 00:34:23,371
I see a few people
missing right now.

876
00:34:23,406 --> 00:34:25,304
Where's Joseph?

877
00:34:25,339 --> 00:34:27,650
Where's Coreen?

878
00:34:27,686 --> 00:34:30,068
I don't see Bernadette.

879
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,000
Where's Jimmy? Jimmy?

880
00:34:34,244 --> 00:34:36,556
But couldn't find it
in their will

881
00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:39,146
or in their soul
or in their presence

882
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:44,565
to get up and make their way
to church to praise the Lord.

883
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:47,601
Man, I thought you said
he was the sexy one.

884
00:34:47,637 --> 00:34:50,674
That ain't the Slim
I used to know.

885
00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:52,400
Church ain't popping.

886
00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:55,127
You mean to tell me
the Lord ain't popping?

887
00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:57,612
You think church can't turn up?

888
00:34:57,647 --> 00:35:02,134
Oh, they say the Lord
will help you find the way.

889
00:35:02,169 --> 00:35:04,032
But you gotta meet the Lord
halfway.

890
00:35:04,067 --> 00:35:06,621
Whoo! Can I get an amen?

891
00:35:06,656 --> 00:35:09,314
ALL: Amen.Whoo!

892
00:35:09,348 --> 00:35:11,799
What's happening in them clubs?
You know what they doing

893
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:13,180
in the club?No.

894
00:35:13,214 --> 00:35:14,940
Bumping and grinding
all over each other

895
00:35:14,974 --> 00:35:16,493
in that club last night.

896
00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:19,151
Oh! They're shaking.

897
00:35:19,186 --> 00:35:22,361
They bumping, and they
grinding all over each other.

898
00:35:22,396 --> 00:35:25,537
Hey, what's going on in here?
This ain't for us.

899
00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:26,779
They teabagging.

900
00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:27,953
They teabagging.

901
00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:29,989
You don't get no tea.

902
00:35:30,024 --> 00:35:31,336
The Lord ain't in him!

903
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,614
[EXCLAIMING]

904
00:35:33,648 --> 00:35:35,374
Do the washing machine.

905
00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:39,344
Damn, he's still got it.I know you. Whoo!

906
00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:44,211
Bumping and grinding.
Bumping and grinding.

907
00:35:44,245 --> 00:35:45,971
Bumping and grinding
all over each other.

908
00:35:46,005 --> 00:35:47,973
[WHOOPING]

909
00:35:48,007 --> 00:35:49,526
So you fools are really

910
00:35:49,561 --> 00:35:51,977
thinking about putting
the Chips back together.

911
00:35:52,011 --> 00:35:54,186
Ooh!Here you go, dear.

912
00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:55,670
Oh, thank you, sweetie.

913
00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:59,226
It's so nice to see you all.

914
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,193
Have a blessed day.

915
00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:02,263
Thank you,
sweetie.

916
00:36:06,094 --> 00:36:08,304
Are you out
of your goddamn mind?

917
00:36:08,338 --> 00:36:10,340
Excuse me, Lord.
But that's got to be

918
00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,205
the stupidest motherfucking idea
I ever heard in my life.

919
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,553
Oh, it's stupid, is it?
It's stupid.

920
00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:19,694
Man, I just saw you
do half your old dance moves.

921
00:36:19,729 --> 00:36:22,559
You had these church ladies
about to make it rain, baby.

922
00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:24,216
I'm just using my calling

923
00:36:24,251 --> 00:36:27,323
to excite these ladies
about the gospel, that is all.

924
00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:30,740
And also release some
pent-up tension I got going on.

925
00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:32,120
Yeah, no offense, pastor,

926
00:36:32,155 --> 00:36:33,846
but if you get them
any more excited,

927
00:36:33,881 --> 00:36:36,228
your church is going
to need a champagne room.

928
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,196
Well, if it's sexual tension
you mean,

929
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:40,094
then maybe I need
to talk to your wife.

930
00:36:40,128 --> 00:36:42,683
Hey, don't you go near my wife.

931
00:36:42,717 --> 00:36:45,341
I done told you about that
before. I done told you.

932
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:46,721
Leave my wife alone.

933
00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:52,934
I need some sugar.

934
00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,388
There's the sugar.

935
00:36:58,423 --> 00:36:59,769
Desmond?

936
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:00,942
Eve.

937
00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:04,118
Oh, my goodness.Oh, wow.

938
00:37:04,152 --> 00:37:06,776
Uh-- You look...Whoa.

939
00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,536
I grew a beard.

940
00:37:08,571 --> 00:37:10,262
It's a little different for me.

941
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:12,437
But you look lovely as ever.

942
00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:15,819
Thank you.

943
00:37:17,131 --> 00:37:19,478
So how are you?Amazing.

944
00:37:19,513 --> 00:37:23,965
I have a little auto body place
out in Pahrump, you know?

945
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,277
Still single, though,

946
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:26,830
so I haven't found anybody

947
00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:28,832
to treat me as well as you did.

948
00:37:29,971 --> 00:37:32,180
That's very sweet.

949
00:37:32,215 --> 00:37:35,391
Listen, Desmond,
I need to apologize to you.

950
00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:37,462
Oh, no, no.No.

951
00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:39,843
No.Please.

952
00:37:39,878 --> 00:37:43,606
For years, I was
very judgmental of your work.

953
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,438
And now, in hindsight,
I see how women may enjoy it.

954
00:37:50,682 --> 00:37:52,960
Listen, no need to apologize.

955
00:37:52,994 --> 00:37:54,479
As long as you're happy.

956
00:37:54,513 --> 00:37:57,861
[♪♪♪]

957
00:37:57,896 --> 00:38:00,416
Amos and I are very happy.

958
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:03,867
We are blessed, and he always
treats me with the utmost res--

959
00:38:03,902 --> 00:38:05,524
...pect.

960
00:38:05,559 --> 00:38:07,112
I would never do anything
inappropriate to my wife.

961
00:38:07,146 --> 00:38:09,183
He'd never do anything
inappropriate to me.

962
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:12,980
But after 25 years,
things can feel a little too--

963
00:38:13,014 --> 00:38:16,224
Tame. My wife's an angel.
I'm a lucky man to have her.

964
00:38:16,259 --> 00:38:20,021
But sometimes you just wanna
get wild.

965
00:38:20,056 --> 00:38:21,506
So mild.

966
00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:23,956
In private,
he's the perfect gentleman.

967
00:38:23,991 --> 00:38:27,166
Too gentle.
I just wanna go crazy.

968
00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:28,892
You know me.

969
00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:33,690
I'll tell you what's crazy,
is Slim Sexy is now a preacher.

970
00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:36,072
I can't even look at you.

971
00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:39,558
I tell you what you can't look
at, is your feet, big man.

972
00:38:39,593 --> 00:38:41,698
DES:
What about you,
Reverend Gyrate?

973
00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:45,219
I don't know if you're born
again or porn again, huh?

974
00:38:45,253 --> 00:38:49,465
I don't care what you say.
I'm satisfied with who I am.

975
00:38:49,499 --> 00:38:51,363
Are you, big man?[SCOFFS]

976
00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:53,883
The question is,
is your wife?

977
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,679
Oh, Lord.Hold this. Mm-mm-mm.

978
00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:57,887
Come on.What?

979
00:38:57,921 --> 00:38:59,716
I done told you
about my wife.

980
00:38:59,751 --> 00:39:02,063
[GROANING]

981
00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:06,378
Are you gonna do something?

982
00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:07,931
That's why I brought him,
work this out.

983
00:39:07,966 --> 00:39:08,932
It ain't working!

984
00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:10,727
♪ Keep on callin' me

985
00:39:10,762 --> 00:39:12,246
All right, all right,
all right!

986
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,076
Y'all in the Lord's house now.
Sit your ass down.

987
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:18,770
Dignified. You in the church.

988
00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:22,498
Luther, I don't care
how you say it, nothing,

989
00:39:22,532 --> 00:39:24,948
I mean, nothing
is gonna change my mind.

990
00:39:24,983 --> 00:39:26,122
I'm good.

991
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,917
Oh, is that right?That's right.

992
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:30,298
Hey, Rita. Are you there?RITA: Yes, I am.

993
00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:32,404
Are you fuckers
gonna help or not?

994
00:39:32,439 --> 00:39:34,302
LUTHER:
Look here,
the Moxie's in trouble,

995
00:39:34,337 --> 00:39:36,408
and it needs money ASAP.

996
00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:40,239
If you ain't gonna do it for us,
then do it for Rita.

997
00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:44,243
Remember when she found your
homeless ass on the bus stop

998
00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:45,969
and made you a Chip?

999
00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:48,109
MERLIN:
And Face is already in.

1000
00:39:48,144 --> 00:39:50,767
Come on, man,
what would Jesus do

1001
00:39:50,802 --> 00:39:52,976
if he was an old-ass stripper?

1002
00:39:53,011 --> 00:39:57,118
Look, even if I did say yes,
you're still down a Chip,

1003
00:39:57,153 --> 00:39:59,224
and no one's seen
that mask-wearing mute,

1004
00:39:59,258 --> 00:40:00,432
Dr. X, anywhere.

1005
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,227
RITA:
Well, I saw him.

1006
00:40:02,261 --> 00:40:05,092
I got lucky and found him
on a medical database.

1007
00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:07,128
You mean X
became a real doctor?

1008
00:40:07,163 --> 00:40:09,545
Plastic surgeon.
I just called his office.

1009
00:40:09,579 --> 00:40:13,480
He's exactly where you'd expect
to find a doctor on a Sunday.

1010
00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:16,724
We do have some special gifts,
and I wanna say...

1011
00:40:16,759 --> 00:40:18,450
Rita must've gave us
the wrong address.

1012
00:40:18,485 --> 00:40:20,348
The only brothers
I see here are the waiters.

1013
00:40:20,383 --> 00:40:21,833
Yeah.

1014
00:40:21,867 --> 00:40:24,076
We'll go ahead now
and give our final award.

1015
00:40:24,111 --> 00:40:25,561
You know what
I'm talking about.

1016
00:40:25,595 --> 00:40:28,322
Let's give it up
for Dr. Xander Pike.

1017
00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:30,255
[LAUGHS]

1018
00:40:30,289 --> 00:40:32,188
[APPLAUSE]

1019
00:40:38,608 --> 00:40:40,472
I know you Harvard men
really wanted this.

1020
00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:42,301
Just like you guys
want my wife.

1021
00:40:42,336 --> 00:40:44,027
I see you looking. She's mine.

1022
00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:47,583
Xander's white?

1023
00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:48,963
Thus the mask.

1024
00:40:48,998 --> 00:40:50,378
And the flat ass.

1025
00:40:50,413 --> 00:40:51,552
And the small dick.

1026
00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:55,453
I'm sure you guys
got a lot of questions. Um--

1027
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,007
Back in the day, I was trying
to get through medical school,

1028
00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:01,528
and the Chippendales rejected me
because I danced too big.

1029
00:41:01,562 --> 00:41:03,012
Saw the Chip auditions,

1030
00:41:03,046 --> 00:41:04,807
so I went to the tanning bed,

1031
00:41:04,841 --> 00:41:07,775
shaved my head, got a mask,
and, bam, Dr. X.

1032
00:41:07,810 --> 00:41:10,122
And, bam, you lied
about being Black.

1033
00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:12,366
Did not lie. I never said I was.
You just assumed.

1034
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,816
You know what they say
when you assume?

1035
00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:15,714
Yeah. You make an ass out of you

1036
00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,613
and some dumbass
Black strippers.

1037
00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:19,960
Doc is out for the reunion.

1038
00:41:19,994 --> 00:41:22,618
Why? That was the best time
of my life.

1039
00:41:22,652 --> 00:41:24,067
I loved being Black.

1040
00:41:24,102 --> 00:41:25,897
Being white is so boring,

1041
00:41:25,931 --> 00:41:30,211
between the food, the music,
the dance, and the TV shows.

1042
00:41:30,246 --> 00:41:32,559
Ever try to stay awake,
watch an episode of The Crown?

1043
00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:34,215
You know what it was
like for me?

1044
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,528
I couldn't get a job anywhere
when the Chips broke up.

1045
00:41:36,563 --> 00:41:39,220
Now you, you're a doctor?

1046
00:41:39,255 --> 00:41:41,015
I did get into
a top medical school.

1047
00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:43,052
I'm sure you got
into top everything.

1048
00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:44,674
You know how easy it is
to get in

1049
00:41:44,709 --> 00:41:46,676
when your name's Alexander
and not Tyriq?

1050
00:41:46,711 --> 00:41:49,507
I didn't name you that.
Blame your parents.

1051
00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:52,061
DR. X:
Can we take a vote?
I am an original Chocolate Chip.

1052
00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:55,202
No. You were just
chocolate-dipped.

1053
00:41:55,236 --> 00:41:56,548
The conditions have changed.

1054
00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:57,929
Okay, you know,
you all changed.

1055
00:41:57,963 --> 00:42:00,518
All right, Face?
Look, you got four kids.

1056
00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:02,554
Amos is a preacher.I'm a damn good preacher.

1057
00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:04,176
I know. And Des...

1058
00:42:04,211 --> 00:42:05,557
I gained a smidgen of weight.

1059
00:42:05,592 --> 00:42:07,214
He gained a smidgen
of weight, exactly.

1060
00:42:07,248 --> 00:42:09,837
Look, it's all or nothing.
Okay?

1061
00:42:09,872 --> 00:42:10,838
You got it?

1062
00:42:10,873 --> 00:42:12,219
If you're down, meet us

1063
00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:14,462
at the Cookie Club
at 5 p.m. tomorrow.

1064
00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:16,257
I'll be there at 4:45.

1065
00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:21,573
Okay, I guess I'm in.
You said you had daycare.

1066
00:42:21,608 --> 00:42:22,781
So who is it?

1067
00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,027
[SIGHS]
Come on, man.
You can't expect me to leave

1068
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:30,030
Ella, Della, Bella, and Stella
with Rita.

1069
00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:31,721
She can't handle
all these babies.

1070
00:42:31,756 --> 00:42:33,309
RITA:
Let me get this straight.

1071
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:35,035
After I washed
all your mankinis,

1072
00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:37,693
and then I cleaned all the crabs
out of the champagne room,

1073
00:42:37,727 --> 00:42:39,902
that I could handle
all you babies,

1074
00:42:39,936 --> 00:42:42,249
but I can't handle
those babies?

1075
00:42:43,802 --> 00:42:45,390
Get the fuck out of here!

1076
00:42:45,424 --> 00:42:47,875
We got it, Luther.It's been a minute.

1077
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:50,119
Everybody remember the steps?

1078
00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:53,778
Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight.

1079
00:42:53,812 --> 00:42:56,159
[AIDEN.J'S "STYLE" PLAYING]

1080
00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:59,749
♪ Style
We got it, got it ♪

1081
00:42:59,784 --> 00:43:01,302
VERNA:
So after two decades,

1082
00:43:01,337 --> 00:43:03,339
the Chocolate Chips
were back on-stage

1083
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:05,513
to show Merlin their routines.

1084
00:43:05,548 --> 00:43:09,172
Too bad these old motherfuckers
couldn't remember them.

1085
00:43:09,207 --> 00:43:11,623
Slow down.
I can't move that fast, man.

1086
00:43:11,658 --> 00:43:13,970
Y'all, get this shit right.

1087
00:43:14,005 --> 00:43:16,007
You know how we do this?
Set this mother off.

1088
00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:18,837
Five, six, seven, eight!

1089
00:43:18,872 --> 00:43:20,252
[AIDEN.J'S "STYLE" PLAYING]

1090
00:43:20,287 --> 00:43:21,668
Bring it down, bring it down.

1091
00:43:21,702 --> 00:43:23,773
♪ Style
We got it, got it ♪

1092
00:43:23,808 --> 00:43:25,464
[GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]

1093
00:43:25,499 --> 00:43:28,191
♪ Style
We got it, got it ♪

1094
00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:30,159
♪ Got it, got it
G-g-g-g-got it ♪

1095
00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:31,470
♪ Style

1096
00:43:31,505 --> 00:43:33,576
Mm. Terrible!

1097
00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:40,272
Come on, man.

1098
00:43:40,307 --> 00:43:42,550
That's not sexy.That's not how it goes, man.

1099
00:43:42,585 --> 00:43:44,000
Good God.

1100
00:43:44,035 --> 00:43:47,210
Man, do you think
they'll get it together?

1101
00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:49,592
Don't know, kid.
Could go either way.

1102
00:43:51,318 --> 00:43:55,046
Lot of issues to work through.Yeah. Tell me about it.

1103
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,359
No wonder y'all split up,
with all that drama.

1104
00:43:58,394 --> 00:43:59,947
I can see why
you're so pissed off

1105
00:43:59,982 --> 00:44:03,261
about losing all that money,
why you're so depressed.

1106
00:44:04,987 --> 00:44:06,057
Rita told you that?

1107
00:44:07,092 --> 00:44:09,060
Rita don't know shit.

1108
00:44:09,094 --> 00:44:10,717
Nobody knows
what really went down.

1109
00:44:13,616 --> 00:44:14,548
All right.

1110
00:44:16,515 --> 00:44:17,620
Let's try it again.

1111
00:44:19,622 --> 00:44:20,830
DES:
Work for it!

1112
00:44:20,865 --> 00:44:23,212
Sexy, let's go!
You don't want it.

1113
00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:25,835
You don't want success.
I can tell you don't want it.

1114
00:44:27,009 --> 00:44:28,182
One, to the right.

1115
00:44:28,217 --> 00:44:29,908
[♪♪♪]

1116
00:44:29,943 --> 00:44:32,704
To the right! To the left!

1117
00:44:32,739 --> 00:44:34,568
Crush that, crush that!

1118
00:44:34,602 --> 00:44:36,432
DES:
Merlin, I expect more of you.

1119
00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:38,710
Bang, bang, or bang, bang,
bang, bang?

1120
00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:41,368
Your bang's up too high.He over-banging.

1121
00:44:41,402 --> 00:44:44,543
Push it! Push that!
Push that!

1122
00:44:44,578 --> 00:44:46,891
Roll, roll!

1123
00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:49,928
Go, suck it up.
Five, six, seven, eight.

1124
00:44:49,963 --> 00:44:53,035
Three, four, five.

1125
00:44:53,069 --> 00:44:55,382
Teabag! Teabag! Teabag!

1126
00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:58,040
Teabag! Teabag! Teabag!

1127
00:44:58,074 --> 00:45:00,456
DES: That's what you'll give me?Shut up!

1128
00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,320
This is how you make champions,
guys!

1129
00:45:05,047 --> 00:45:07,774
[ALL EXCLAIMING]

1130
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,637
That was pretty.Love it.

1131
00:45:12,088 --> 00:45:13,641
[SPRAY HISSING]

1132
00:45:17,473 --> 00:45:19,233
How do you even
eat a salad?

1133
00:45:19,268 --> 00:45:22,202
[CHUCKLES]
All right, all right.

1134
00:45:22,236 --> 00:45:26,275
Now they started looking like
the way they used to, yeah.

1135
00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:29,485
Searching for music,
picking out costumes.

1136
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:31,659
And X pretending to be Black.

1137
00:45:31,694 --> 00:45:32,971
It's not Black. It's caramel.

1138
00:45:33,006 --> 00:45:34,801
It looks like shit to me.

1139
00:45:34,835 --> 00:45:36,423
This is bullshit, Luther.

1140
00:45:36,457 --> 00:45:38,632
Hey, hey, hey.
It's a reunion show.

1141
00:45:38,666 --> 00:45:40,772
He's supposed to look
the way he did before.

1142
00:45:40,807 --> 00:45:43,223
Yeah, what's Des
gonna do?

1143
00:45:43,257 --> 00:45:45,881
Unless you got a time machine,
that ain't gonna happen.

1144
00:45:45,915 --> 00:45:47,572
It's a fat joke.

1145
00:45:47,606 --> 00:45:49,816
I'm getting tired of these
goddamn fat jokes!

1146
00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:52,163
Matter of fact, you know what?
Give me this pizza--

1147
00:45:52,197 --> 00:45:54,165
Don't you touch that pizza.It's him!

1148
00:45:54,199 --> 00:45:56,477
Yo, I think I found
my showcase song,

1149
00:45:56,512 --> 00:45:58,928
and it's one of my mom's
favorite jams.

1150
00:45:58,963 --> 00:46:00,827
[THE SUGARHILL GANG'S
"APACHE" PLAYING]

1151
00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:03,243
[GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]

1152
00:46:03,277 --> 00:46:05,659
Yo. Turn that off, kid.

1153
00:46:05,693 --> 00:46:07,488
All right, goddamn it,
enough of this.

1154
00:46:07,523 --> 00:46:09,249
No more bitching
about X's color,

1155
00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:11,078
and no more touching the pizza.

1156
00:46:11,113 --> 00:46:13,184
And nobody plays that song.

1157
00:46:14,979 --> 00:46:18,361
[♪♪♪]

1158
00:46:18,396 --> 00:46:20,778
[CLEARS THROAT]
You know what?

1159
00:46:22,745 --> 00:46:25,610
I'm gonna work on my wardrobe.

1160
00:46:25,644 --> 00:46:27,992
I'm gonna go look for a gym.

1161
00:46:33,031 --> 00:46:34,964
I'll smack you
with the Black hand side.

1162
00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:37,277
Don't ever play
that song again.

1163
00:46:37,311 --> 00:46:41,384
That song you just played
was Mr. Big's closing song.

1164
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,147
SLIM:
Oh, boy.

1165
00:46:45,181 --> 00:46:46,838
♪ Help me, Lord

1166
00:46:46,873 --> 00:46:48,840
♪ Help!

1167
00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:50,842
[AIDEN.J'S "STYLE" PLAYING]

1168
00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:54,225
♪ Style
We got it, got it ♪

1169
00:46:54,259 --> 00:46:56,814
VERNA:
Now, Merlin had performed
for crowds before,

1170
00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,539
but never like this.

1171
00:46:58,574 --> 00:47:02,026
So he was nervous about
showing his ass, literally.

1172
00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:04,545
But with Robin and magic
both out of the picture,

1173
00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:06,651
he figured
he had nothing to lose.

1174
00:47:06,685 --> 00:47:09,412
And the only person
he could talk to about it

1175
00:47:09,447 --> 00:47:12,519
was a man who had lost
everything.

1176
00:47:12,553 --> 00:47:15,660
Oh, whoa. Ha-ha-ha.

1177
00:47:15,694 --> 00:47:17,179
I know what
I'm doing here late,

1178
00:47:17,213 --> 00:47:18,905
trying to fix this
doggone sound system.

1179
00:47:18,939 --> 00:47:20,423
But what you doing here?

1180
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:21,977
I'm trying to figure out
my solo.

1181
00:47:22,011 --> 00:47:24,151
I have no idea what it should
be. I can't do this.

1182
00:47:24,186 --> 00:47:25,912
"Can't." Here you go
with that "can't" again.

1183
00:47:25,946 --> 00:47:28,155
Ain't no "can't" in Vegas.

1184
00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:30,192
Boy, you look good.
Don't worry about it.

1185
00:47:30,226 --> 00:47:32,919
Just figure out
what your alter ego is.

1186
00:47:32,953 --> 00:47:34,610
Your special identity.

1187
00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:38,717
Find something that's unique
to you, that makes you unique.

1188
00:47:38,752 --> 00:47:40,271
Easy for you to say.

1189
00:47:40,305 --> 00:47:42,894
It's not like you have
to get up here and dance.

1190
00:47:42,929 --> 00:47:44,447
You think I don't want to?No.

1191
00:47:44,482 --> 00:47:46,794
I would if I could,
but I can't.

1192
00:47:46,829 --> 00:47:50,212
So that's why they got you.I didn't mean nothing by that.

1193
00:47:50,246 --> 00:47:52,800
I just know you had to stop
dancing because your leg is...

1194
00:47:52,835 --> 00:47:55,113
It wasn't just my leg
that got broke.

1195
00:47:55,148 --> 00:47:58,427
You don't know nothing about
that. Don't worry.

1196
00:47:58,461 --> 00:48:00,532
Tomorrow is a big night.

1197
00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:02,189
Been a while since the Chips

1198
00:48:02,224 --> 00:48:03,811
danced in front
of a live audience,

1199
00:48:03,846 --> 00:48:06,918
so we're gonna have
a little preview.

1200
00:48:06,953 --> 00:48:08,955
♪ You want it, want it

1201
00:48:16,859 --> 00:48:18,240
Back the fuck up.

1202
00:48:19,758 --> 00:48:21,381
Sorry.

1203
00:48:21,415 --> 00:48:24,142
You're a doctor, why don't
you create a bigger cock?

1204
00:48:24,177 --> 00:48:25,833
That's why I became one.

1205
00:48:25,868 --> 00:48:27,905
Because women got a lot of
options for body enhancements,

1206
00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:29,320
and men, we just don't.

1207
00:48:29,354 --> 00:48:32,219
I plan to change that.Like dick implants?

1208
00:48:32,254 --> 00:48:33,945
Close.

1209
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:36,914
I know one woman who'd like
a little something extra.

1210
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:38,916
I just can't
give it to her.

1211
00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:41,573
How did we not know
this dude was white?

1212
00:48:41,608 --> 00:48:45,163
VERNA:
And as my baby
looked into the crowd,

1213
00:48:45,198 --> 00:48:47,821
he couldn't believe how much
his world had changed.

1214
00:48:47,855 --> 00:48:50,099
But what the Chips
didn't realize

1215
00:48:50,134 --> 00:48:53,102
was that the world
had changed on them too.

1216
00:48:53,137 --> 00:48:54,138
[WOMEN WHISTLE]

1217
00:48:54,172 --> 00:48:55,484
Oh, shit.

1218
00:48:55,518 --> 00:48:57,589
What's wrong, kid? You nervous?

1219
00:48:57,624 --> 00:48:59,764
Yes, man. There's
so many people out there.

1220
00:48:59,798 --> 00:49:01,697
It's a small crowd.
Just work out.

1221
00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:03,457
If you mess up,
nobody's gonna know.

1222
00:49:03,492 --> 00:49:07,013
You about to pop your cherry!

1223
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:09,256
I know you're old, but have
you heard of the Internet?

1224
00:49:09,291 --> 00:49:12,294
They record one mistake,
and it's on there forever.

1225
00:49:12,328 --> 00:49:13,985
He's scared.

1226
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,538
ANNOUNCER:
This is DJ St. Aubyn.

1227
00:49:15,573 --> 00:49:18,093
It's been a long time,
but guess who's back.

1228
00:49:18,127 --> 00:49:19,853
The Chocolate Chips!

1229
00:49:19,887 --> 00:49:21,303
[CROWD CHEERING]

1230
00:49:21,337 --> 00:49:22,994
Let's go!Let's go!

1231
00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:24,823
Let's go!Let's go!

1232
00:49:24,858 --> 00:49:27,033
Let's go, yo.Let's go.

1233
00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:29,552
Let's go, Chips.
Let's go, Chips.

1234
00:49:29,587 --> 00:49:32,107
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you,

1235
00:49:32,141 --> 00:49:34,281
Des "Da Body," Dr. X,

1236
00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:37,491
Slim Sexy, Da Face, and Merlin!

1237
00:49:37,526 --> 00:49:39,286
The Chocolate Chips!

1238
00:49:39,321 --> 00:49:41,564
[LENNY HAROLD'S
"ONE DANCE" PLAYING]

1239
00:49:47,225 --> 00:49:48,813
We fucking froze, man!

1240
00:49:48,847 --> 00:49:51,885
Ain't nobody say it was
gonna be easy. Shake it off.

1241
00:49:51,919 --> 00:49:53,714
We looked like fools out there.

1242
00:49:53,749 --> 00:49:57,063
That's what tonight is for,
to work the kinks out.

1243
00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:59,168
Face, you up next, baby.What?

1244
00:49:59,203 --> 00:50:01,170
Man, that's somebody's babies
out there.

1245
00:50:01,205 --> 00:50:03,000
Go and be their daddy.You got it, Face.

1246
00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,863
Come on, man.
Come on, baby.

1247
00:50:04,898 --> 00:50:07,935
Give them Da Face.Bring it home, Face.

1248
00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:11,353
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies, welcome to the stage,
your new daddy,

1249
00:50:11,387 --> 00:50:12,699
Da Face.

1250
00:50:12,733 --> 00:50:14,321
[CHEERING]

1251
00:50:14,356 --> 00:50:16,254
[ATOZZIO'S "CURE" PLAYING]

1252
00:50:31,269 --> 00:50:34,790
Face out here,
trying to be your father figure.

1253
00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,102
Wait, wait. What?

1254
00:50:36,136 --> 00:50:38,276
Is the stripper
brushing her hair?

1255
00:50:39,622 --> 00:50:41,935
That's kind of weird...

1256
00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:43,626
and kind of sexy.

1257
00:50:43,661 --> 00:50:45,249
Oh, hell.

1258
00:50:45,283 --> 00:50:48,045
Damn it, Face, I didn't
literally mean be their daddy.

1259
00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:50,426
[CHEERING]

1260
00:50:50,461 --> 00:50:51,393
Uh-oh.

1261
00:50:53,395 --> 00:50:55,431
Looks like someone
needs a spanking.

1262
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,421
ANNOUNCER:
Watch out, ladies.

1263
00:51:19,455 --> 00:51:21,423
He's about to put you
in time-out.

1264
00:51:25,427 --> 00:51:27,463
VERNA:
And even though
my son's new path

1265
00:51:27,498 --> 00:51:30,121
was drifting away
from one of his passions,

1266
00:51:30,156 --> 00:51:31,950
Merlin never let his journey

1267
00:51:31,985 --> 00:51:35,230
take him too far away
from the other: Robin.

1268
00:51:35,264 --> 00:51:36,783
Quick, turn on your TV.

1269
00:51:36,817 --> 00:51:39,303
A Different World marathon
is on right now.

1270
00:51:39,337 --> 00:51:41,926
Remember how your mom would
let us watch reruns with her

1271
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,928
when we were kids?

1272
00:51:43,962 --> 00:51:45,447
Yo, I'm watching it already.

1273
00:51:45,481 --> 00:51:47,034
Dwayne Wayne's
about to crash the wedding.

1274
00:51:47,069 --> 00:51:49,244
It's about to go down. I know.

1275
00:51:49,278 --> 00:51:50,176
[COUGHS]

1276
00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:54,490
ROBIN:
You do know he's the bad guy,
right?

1277
00:51:54,525 --> 00:51:56,113
Byron was gonna be like Obama,

1278
00:51:56,147 --> 00:51:58,011
and Whitley
could've been his Michelle.

1279
00:51:58,045 --> 00:51:59,771
Robin, you can't be serious.

1280
00:51:59,806 --> 00:52:01,428
He's literally saving her.

1281
00:52:01,463 --> 00:52:03,292
Whitley is Dwayne's true love.

1282
00:52:03,327 --> 00:52:05,605
Yet he waits for
the last second to speak up.

1283
00:52:05,639 --> 00:52:07,710
He should've left her
with Olivia Pope's daddy

1284
00:52:07,745 --> 00:52:08,953
and sat down.

1285
00:52:08,987 --> 00:52:10,679
Yeah, all right.

1286
00:52:10,713 --> 00:52:12,888
All right. Sh, sh.
It's about to go down.

1287
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,717
Whitley, I love you.

1288
00:52:14,752 --> 00:52:17,134
And if you'll have me,
I want you to be my wife.

1289
00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:19,722
What the hell are you doing?I'm sorry, Byron. I love her.

1290
00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:22,173
Die! Just die!

1291
00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:24,624
Will you have me as
your lawfully wedded husband

1292
00:52:24,658 --> 00:52:26,729
from this day forth,
to have and to hold,

1293
00:52:26,764 --> 00:52:28,386
in richer, for poorer?

1294
00:52:28,421 --> 00:52:29,732
Baby, please!

1295
00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:31,493
Please!I do!

1296
00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:33,288
[LAUGHS]

1297
00:52:33,322 --> 00:52:35,462
[CHEERING]

1298
00:52:35,497 --> 00:52:37,913
It's iconic, Robin.
It's iconic.

1299
00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:39,501
Gets me every time.

1300
00:52:39,535 --> 00:52:41,227
See?

1301
00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:43,021
Dwayne is the true hero.

1302
00:52:43,056 --> 00:52:45,507
No, still the bad guy.

1303
00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:46,922
What if somebody wanted
to stop you

1304
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:48,095
from marrying
the wrong person?

1305
00:52:48,130 --> 00:52:49,821
I'd hope he'd have the courage

1306
00:52:49,856 --> 00:52:51,754
to do it before
my damn wedding day.

1307
00:52:51,789 --> 00:52:55,102
This is real life,
not a TV show.

1308
00:52:55,137 --> 00:52:56,103
Yeah, right.

1309
00:52:57,795 --> 00:52:59,624
I guess it is
a different world.

1310
00:53:01,592 --> 00:53:03,732
Is anybody getting married
here today?

1311
00:53:03,766 --> 00:53:04,698
Oh, hey, hey!

1312
00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:09,565
Hey, Slim Sexy.
Ready for your big night?

1313
00:53:11,118 --> 00:53:13,500
Look, man, I'm not sure.

1314
00:53:13,535 --> 00:53:17,021
Look, yesterday, those ladies
were way more handsy

1315
00:53:17,055 --> 00:53:19,265
than even in our day.Yes, they were.

1316
00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:20,956
They got me
pacing back and forth,

1317
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:22,337
talking to the Lord
right now.

1318
00:53:22,371 --> 00:53:25,236
You know, look,
I wanna help Rita, believe me,

1319
00:53:25,271 --> 00:53:26,893
but I love my wife, man.

1320
00:53:26,927 --> 00:53:29,551
I can't be in no room
playing grabass

1321
00:53:29,585 --> 00:53:32,519
with a room full
of horny women like that!

1322
00:53:32,554 --> 00:53:34,245
Okay, okay.I'm missing my birthmark!

1323
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,385
Look, put it in your solo.

1324
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,284
All right?
Just pick a song.

1325
00:53:38,318 --> 00:53:40,872
Pick a song that tells them
what to do.

1326
00:53:40,907 --> 00:53:42,874
Sorry to interrupt,
sorry, Slim,

1327
00:53:42,909 --> 00:53:44,255
but I asked you
about the name,

1328
00:53:44,290 --> 00:53:45,636
you didn't tell me
if it was cool.

1329
00:53:45,670 --> 00:53:47,258
It sounded good in my head,

1330
00:53:47,293 --> 00:53:49,260
but I didn't know if it was
too much or if it was too--

1331
00:53:50,986 --> 00:53:52,332
Look.Nah.

1332
00:53:53,575 --> 00:53:54,576
Nah.

1333
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:58,165
I'm a Chip?

1334
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,822
LUTHER:
You a Chocolate Chip.

1335
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:06,277
Do you have anything
mocha brown, sugar sweet?

1336
00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:13,905
Good choice.
It's the best in town.

1337
00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:15,631
Hey, you.

1338
00:54:15,666 --> 00:54:17,737
So, what are you doing here?
You're not in Pahrump?

1339
00:54:17,771 --> 00:54:20,187
Are you doing some body work
in Vegas?

1340
00:54:20,222 --> 00:54:21,637
Yeah, you can say that.

1341
00:54:21,672 --> 00:54:23,398
Well, I'm happy to see you.

1342
00:54:23,432 --> 00:54:24,916
What are you doing here?

1343
00:54:24,951 --> 00:54:26,780
I always stop in here
after I drop Amos off

1344
00:54:26,815 --> 00:54:29,127
at our sister chapel
to teach Bible study.

1345
00:54:29,162 --> 00:54:32,407
♪ Oh, somebody's singing

1346
00:54:32,441 --> 00:54:33,856
ANNOUNCER:
Hands off, ladies.

1347
00:54:33,891 --> 00:54:35,996
Slim's about to take you
to church.

1348
00:54:37,343 --> 00:54:38,344
Hallelujah!

1349
00:54:42,037 --> 00:54:43,659
I hope I didn't give you

1350
00:54:43,694 --> 00:54:45,351
the wrong idea
the last time we spoke.

1351
00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,698
No.Amos and I are fine.

1352
00:54:47,732 --> 00:54:50,770
I just think
we lost that spark.

1353
00:54:50,804 --> 00:54:52,530
You can always get that back.

1354
00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:54,532
You know what they say
about a spark?

1355
00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:57,466
It doesn't take much
to turn into a flame.

1356
00:54:58,985 --> 00:55:00,883
Guess that depends
on who's lighting it.

1357
00:55:04,370 --> 00:55:07,718
Do you like what you see?Yes, Lord.

1358
00:55:07,752 --> 00:55:10,341
I'm talking about the menu,
silly.

1359
00:55:10,376 --> 00:55:13,344
I was talking about the same
thing you were talking about.

1360
00:55:13,379 --> 00:55:15,622
It's like we were reading
the same menu.Exactly.

1361
00:55:15,657 --> 00:55:17,383
Pie menu.It's weird.

1362
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:18,384
Thank you.

1363
00:55:18,418 --> 00:55:19,557
Thank you.

1364
00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,352
Mm.

1365
00:55:22,871 --> 00:55:26,357
[MOANING]

1366
00:55:26,392 --> 00:55:27,703
Forget church.

1367
00:55:27,738 --> 00:55:29,049
This is heaven.

1368
00:55:29,084 --> 00:55:31,500
Come on, a little cheating
ain't so bad.

1369
00:55:31,535 --> 00:55:32,743
A little bit?

1370
00:55:32,777 --> 00:55:35,262
No, I gotta watch what I eat.

1371
00:55:35,297 --> 00:55:39,405
♪ From the bottom of my heart
It's true ♪

1372
00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:42,615
ANNOUNCER:
Look at that big old
handsome block of chocolate.

1373
00:55:46,101 --> 00:55:49,932
Whipped cream, rainbow
sprinkles, maraschino cherries.

1374
00:55:49,967 --> 00:55:53,142
We gonna change your name
from Big Des to Big Diabetes.

1375
00:55:57,284 --> 00:56:01,047
Yo, we're gonna need some more
money to cover that body.

1376
00:56:06,121 --> 00:56:07,571
Hey, babe.

1377
00:56:07,605 --> 00:56:09,711
Ladies.

1378
00:56:09,745 --> 00:56:13,059
Y'all ladies looking good.
You're looking real good.

1379
00:56:13,093 --> 00:56:15,302
I'm Mr. Big, and, uh...

1380
00:56:15,337 --> 00:56:17,926
it has been 25 years
since we've been on this stage.

1381
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,894
And I wanna say, it is so good.

1382
00:56:20,929 --> 00:56:23,207
It is so good...

1383
00:56:23,241 --> 00:56:25,692
[CHEERING]

1384
00:56:25,727 --> 00:56:27,176
...to be back on the Strip.

1385
00:56:29,903 --> 00:56:32,078
Without further ado, ladies,

1386
00:56:32,112 --> 00:56:34,391
I'm gonna give you what
you've all been waiting for.

1387
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:37,394
Mr. Black Magic!

1388
00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:38,878
Ha, ha!

1389
00:56:38,912 --> 00:56:42,433
[DONTAE WINSLOW'S
"SHIT YEAH" PLAYING]

1390
00:56:42,468 --> 00:56:44,435
[CHEERING WILDLY]

1391
00:56:49,509 --> 00:56:50,959
♪ Come on, girl

1392
00:56:52,857 --> 00:56:54,411
♪ Let's get busy

1393
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:55,895
VERNA:
And abracadabra,

1394
00:56:55,929 --> 00:56:58,069
just like that, my Merlin,

1395
00:56:58,104 --> 00:56:59,899
I mean, Black Magic,

1396
00:56:59,933 --> 00:57:02,246
made all his fears disappear

1397
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,456
and kept his fans
coming back for more. For real.

1398
00:57:05,491 --> 00:57:08,148
Them crazy ladies
were lining up every night,

1399
00:57:08,183 --> 00:57:11,324
hoping to get a look at what
my baby had up his sleeve.

1400
00:57:20,678 --> 00:57:22,542
Shake your booty!

1401
00:57:25,165 --> 00:57:26,581
Oh, that's right,
the Chips are back,

1402
00:57:26,615 --> 00:57:27,858
and they've never been bigger.

1403
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,635
Hold on just a second. Just--

1404
00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:47,981
Yeah. Credit card. Hold on.

1405
00:57:54,988 --> 00:57:56,334
All right. There you go.

1406
00:57:56,369 --> 00:57:57,715
♪ Kissin' and strokin'

1407
00:57:57,750 --> 00:57:59,614
♪ Finally made it

1408
00:57:59,648 --> 00:58:02,893
♪ We coming together
Exchanging them faces singing ♪

1409
00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:05,171
♪ Shit yeah

1410
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:09,831
♪ Gonna get you on the floor
Tonight, baby ♪

1411
00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:11,902
But I don't want
any threesomes in the bathroom.

1412
00:58:11,936 --> 00:58:13,386
Last time you did this,

1413
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:14,939
we had to get a spackle knife
to take it off.

1414
00:58:17,908 --> 00:58:20,186
Hey, Merlin. Hey, Robin. What's up?

1415
00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:24,155
I have something to tell you,
but it sounds super loud there.

1416
00:58:24,190 --> 00:58:25,985
Oh, yeah.
I'm about to do a show.

1417
00:58:26,019 --> 00:58:28,228
Magic! Magic! Magic! Wow. They sure do love magic.

1418
00:58:28,263 --> 00:58:30,403
Magic's really big out here.

1419
00:58:30,437 --> 00:58:32,750
WOMAN:
Show us your dick!

1420
00:58:32,785 --> 00:58:33,924
Wait, what was that?

1421
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:36,374
They said,
"Show us your tricks."

1422
00:58:36,409 --> 00:58:37,755
I'm a magician.

1423
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:39,446
They're actually calling me,
sorry.

1424
00:58:39,481 --> 00:58:41,759
Maybe we can talk later? Wait, Merlin--

1425
00:58:41,794 --> 00:58:43,243
Okay, bye. Bye.

1426
00:58:43,278 --> 00:58:44,486
Bye.

1427
00:58:48,490 --> 00:58:50,285
I knew this shit
would work.

1428
00:58:50,319 --> 00:58:52,908
I knew it would work!
I knew it.

1429
00:58:52,943 --> 00:58:56,671
♪ Gonna get you on the floor
Shit yeah ♪

1430
00:58:56,705 --> 00:58:59,052
What's that new move
called?

1431
00:58:59,087 --> 00:59:00,847
I call it the Apple Pie.

1432
00:59:00,882 --> 00:59:02,435
Like that.Yes.

1433
00:59:06,301 --> 00:59:07,923
That's a nice ride.

1434
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,202
You working that
white-man-privilege stereotype.

1435
00:59:11,237 --> 00:59:12,618
Stereotype?
Look who's talking.

1436
00:59:12,652 --> 00:59:14,205
You got four kids
and a baby mama.

1437
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,690
Says the man
who wears blackface.

1438
00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:16,898
Never painted my face.

1439
00:59:16,932 --> 00:59:18,140
Says the man
who wears Black ass.

1440
00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:19,590
I only do it for the show.

1441
00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:21,212
Not like I walk around town
like that.

1442
00:59:21,247 --> 00:59:22,628
Dude, there's nothing
you can say

1443
00:59:22,662 --> 00:59:24,146
to convince me
that I'm privileged.

1444
00:59:24,181 --> 00:59:25,907
Agreed.
There's nothing else to say.

1445
00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:28,150
You ever heard of a place
called Duke's Diner?

1446
00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:32,603
I got some of Eve's receipts,
and I call over there,

1447
00:59:32,638 --> 00:59:34,812
and they said
she's been having coffee

1448
00:59:34,847 --> 00:59:36,918
every week with her husband.

1449
00:59:36,952 --> 00:59:39,748
But I've never been there.Maybe it's a friend.

1450
00:59:39,783 --> 00:59:41,578
If there's a male friend

1451
00:59:41,612 --> 00:59:45,064
who has the audacity
to take his ass over there,

1452
00:59:45,098 --> 00:59:48,412
and sit with my wife,
and have coffee every damn week,

1453
00:59:48,446 --> 00:59:51,415
he deserves an ass-whooping!

1454
00:59:51,449 --> 00:59:52,934
Come on,
you're overreacting.

1455
00:59:52,968 --> 00:59:54,280
Eve wouldn't do you like that.

1456
00:59:54,314 --> 00:59:56,178
She's not that kind of woman.

1457
00:59:56,213 --> 00:59:58,215
[SIGHS]
I don't know, man.

1458
00:59:59,665 --> 01:00:01,494
Our romance has cooled.

1459
01:00:01,528 --> 01:00:03,323
And it's crazy,

1460
01:00:03,358 --> 01:00:05,843
because I'm out here
shaking my ass for strangers,

1461
01:00:05,878 --> 01:00:08,639
but I can't do it
for my own damn wife.

1462
01:00:08,674 --> 01:00:10,365
I feel like a damn hypocrite.

1463
01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:12,436
I need to practice
what I preach.

1464
01:00:12,470 --> 01:00:15,542
Maybe you should preach
what you practice.

1465
01:00:15,577 --> 01:00:17,441
If you like shaking ass
in front of women,

1466
01:00:17,475 --> 01:00:19,857
maybe you should do it
in front of your wife.

1467
01:00:19,892 --> 01:00:23,136
If you don't,
somebody else will,

1468
01:00:23,171 --> 01:00:25,794
and they ain't gonna want
no coffee.

1469
01:00:25,829 --> 01:00:28,728
That's for damn sure.
They gonna want that pussy.

1470
01:00:33,699 --> 01:00:36,943
VERNA:
So as the Chips blew up again,
word started to spread,

1471
01:00:36,978 --> 01:00:39,566
and Rita got calls
for some big-money gigs.

1472
01:00:39,601 --> 01:00:40,844
It'll be worth it.

1473
01:00:40,878 --> 01:00:42,500
[WOMEN CHATTERING]

1474
01:00:42,535 --> 01:00:46,056
So Rita dug up
some old-ass superhero costumes

1475
01:00:46,090 --> 01:00:49,680
and booked Merlin and the guys
for a bachelorette party.

1476
01:00:49,715 --> 01:00:53,580
♪ Don't hold back, baby
Beat it out like a drum ♪

1477
01:00:55,548 --> 01:00:57,412
All right, everyone.

1478
01:00:57,446 --> 01:01:00,553
♪ Just can't get enough

1479
01:01:00,587 --> 01:01:04,350
VERNA:
And while my baby was up there,
bumping and grinding,

1480
01:01:04,384 --> 01:01:06,904
they brought in
the bachelorette.

1481
01:01:06,939 --> 01:01:08,526
Nutman! And y'all

1482
01:01:08,561 --> 01:01:10,805
never gonna guess
who it was.

1483
01:01:10,839 --> 01:01:13,186
Oh, shit. Y'all already know.

1484
01:01:13,221 --> 01:01:14,394
[SCREAMS]

1485
01:01:14,429 --> 01:01:16,534
Robin? Oh, shit.

1486
01:01:16,569 --> 01:01:18,364
Oh, my. Oh, it's so big.

1487
01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:21,816
It's, uh...I'm sorry, sir.

1488
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:24,335
[IN DEEP VOICE]
That's fine, that's fine.
It's fine.

1489
01:01:24,370 --> 01:01:26,165
I'm sorry to alarm you, ma'am.

1490
01:01:26,199 --> 01:01:28,719
Hey, wait.
Wait one second, Nutman.

1491
01:01:30,100 --> 01:01:31,377
Come on, Gia.

1492
01:01:31,411 --> 01:01:33,379
All I asked for was spa time.

1493
01:01:33,413 --> 01:01:35,726
Massage,
and to hang with my girls.

1494
01:01:35,761 --> 01:01:36,934
What is this?

1495
01:01:36,969 --> 01:01:38,695
We did all that, sweetie.

1496
01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:40,524
Now it's time to hang
with the guys.

1497
01:01:40,558 --> 01:01:42,526
When I mean hang, it's like...No, no.

1498
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,941
Okay, music!
Thank you.

1499
01:01:43,976 --> 01:01:45,909
[SEXY MUSIC PLAYING]

1500
01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:49,636
♪ Let me take you for a ride

1501
01:01:49,671 --> 01:01:51,466
Hey.Hi.

1502
01:01:51,500 --> 01:01:53,226
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

1503
01:01:53,261 --> 01:01:58,266
♪ Let's go for a ride

1504
01:02:00,233 --> 01:02:01,441
Where do I put this?

1505
01:02:03,996 --> 01:02:05,066
Ooh.

1506
01:02:09,415 --> 01:02:10,623
I-- Okay.

1507
01:02:14,144 --> 01:02:15,317
Uh--

1508
01:02:18,355 --> 01:02:19,908
MERLIN: Miss? Miss?Wait--

1509
01:02:19,943 --> 01:02:22,808
Oh, my God. I'm so random!Wait. What the hell?

1510
01:02:22,842 --> 01:02:25,224
Gia, what are you doing?
You need to take these off.

1511
01:02:25,258 --> 01:02:27,122
No, you two need to get a room.

1512
01:02:27,157 --> 01:02:29,780
You guys are a regular
dynamic duo. Okay?

1513
01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:32,610
I'll lock you in a room
until you get laid,

1514
01:02:32,645 --> 01:02:35,130
or we run out of stripper tips,
whoever comes first.

1515
01:02:35,165 --> 01:02:36,269
Am I right?MERLIN: Great.

1516
01:02:41,274 --> 01:02:43,967
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh...

1517
01:02:44,001 --> 01:02:45,589
I'm sorry about all that.

1518
01:02:45,623 --> 01:02:47,315
You have no keys,
huh, do you?

1519
01:02:48,834 --> 01:02:50,974
I guess it's time for Plan B.

1520
01:02:51,008 --> 01:02:52,423
Oh, uh-uh.

1521
01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:54,460
Sorry, we are not
having sex, no.

1522
01:02:54,494 --> 01:02:57,843
No, no, no. I mean,
just for the cuffs.

1523
01:02:57,877 --> 01:02:59,465
For the handcuffs?

1524
01:02:59,499 --> 01:03:02,813
Do you happen to have
a bobby pin or...?
Oh.

1525
01:03:02,848 --> 01:03:04,194
No.

1526
01:03:04,228 --> 01:03:07,266
But I know
where we can find one.

1527
01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:09,164
I just thought you should know,

1528
01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:12,996
Robin just left with one
of these stripper brothers.

1529
01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:14,652
Damn.

1530
01:03:14,687 --> 01:03:18,001
I can't believe she would do me
like that.

1531
01:03:18,035 --> 01:03:19,830
Yeah, Rob's my girl,

1532
01:03:19,865 --> 01:03:23,523
but I would hate to see a good,
fine man like you get played.

1533
01:03:23,558 --> 01:03:25,836
Good looking. I'm on it.Of course, B. Anytime.

1534
01:03:25,871 --> 01:03:28,321
You know I'm here for you
for whatever.

1535
01:03:28,356 --> 01:03:29,806
I'm on it. Thank you.
Good looking.

1536
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,048
Literally, what--[LINE BEEPS]

1537
01:03:31,083 --> 01:03:32,394
Blaze?

1538
01:03:32,429 --> 01:03:36,295
We're in this room,
right over here.

1539
01:03:36,329 --> 01:03:37,572
I'm Nutman.

1540
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:38,987
Right here.

1541
01:03:39,022 --> 01:03:40,230
[DOOR CHIRPS]

1542
01:03:40,264 --> 01:03:43,750
Oh, uh, nice place.

1543
01:03:43,785 --> 01:03:46,650
[SIGHS]
As soon as Gia said she was
giving me a bachelorette party,

1544
01:03:46,684 --> 01:03:48,203
I booked this room.

1545
01:03:48,238 --> 01:03:50,481
Not into that kind of thing.
No offense.

1546
01:03:50,516 --> 01:03:51,966
I just don't think
it's appropriate

1547
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,208
if you've already found
the right guy.

1548
01:03:53,243 --> 01:03:55,521
Hm, I see.

1549
01:03:55,555 --> 01:03:57,385
But are you sure
he's the right guy?

1550
01:03:57,419 --> 01:03:59,249
Uh...

1551
01:03:59,283 --> 01:04:00,250
Yeah.

1552
01:04:00,284 --> 01:04:01,768
I mean, he's handsome...

1553
01:04:02,908 --> 01:04:04,841
his career is on fire,

1554
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:08,154
and everyone says I'd be crazy
not to marry him, anyway,

1555
01:04:08,189 --> 01:04:09,431
so, yeah.

1556
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,057
But are you in love...

1557
01:04:16,956 --> 01:04:17,957
with him?

1558
01:04:19,925 --> 01:04:21,892
What? Damn it!

1559
01:04:21,927 --> 01:04:23,894
I can't do this.

1560
01:04:23,929 --> 01:04:25,447
Why don't you just call it off?

1561
01:04:28,036 --> 01:04:31,039
No. The handcuffs.

1562
01:04:31,074 --> 01:04:33,593
I can't open them.The handcuffs.

1563
01:04:33,628 --> 01:04:35,285
[LAUGHS]

1564
01:04:35,319 --> 01:04:36,700
Silly Nutman.

1565
01:04:36,734 --> 01:04:40,083
911? There's an emergency.
There's--

1566
01:04:40,117 --> 01:04:42,533
There's a young, innocent woman
being taken advantage of

1567
01:04:42,568 --> 01:04:44,190
by some strippers
in a hotel room.

1568
01:04:44,225 --> 01:04:47,884
Did I mention that
they're all... Black?

1569
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:50,369
Yeah.I'll just take one of these.

1570
01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:51,784
Hold it--
Hold it tight.

1571
01:04:54,097 --> 01:04:56,582
It's not my first time
in cuffs.

1572
01:04:56,616 --> 01:04:58,204
Right.

1573
01:04:58,239 --> 01:05:00,068
Guess that's part of your job.

1574
01:05:00,103 --> 01:05:02,001
Nice work. Thank you.

1575
01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:10,941
I want them to think
they got their money's worth.

1576
01:05:10,976 --> 01:05:12,529
Can you stay a while
before you go?

1577
01:05:15,670 --> 01:05:16,982
Sure, sure.Thanks.

1578
01:05:18,845 --> 01:05:21,227
I can give you a hand.Yeah, I think I need that.

1579
01:05:21,262 --> 01:05:22,297
Yeah, okay.

1580
01:05:22,332 --> 01:05:24,299
[♪♪♪]

1581
01:05:27,509 --> 01:05:28,717
[SIGHS]

1582
01:05:30,271 --> 01:05:33,067
You think Merlin's all right?He's good, man.

1583
01:05:33,101 --> 01:05:35,932
He's probably somewhere
butt naked with the bride-to-be.

1584
01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:38,520
He did leave his cape.I got it. Whoo!

1585
01:05:38,555 --> 01:05:40,591
Why are they searching the cars?What?

1586
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,317
Why are they checking
inside the cars?

1587
01:05:42,352 --> 01:05:43,491
It can't be for us,
right?

1588
01:05:43,525 --> 01:05:45,286
We the only brothers
out here.

1589
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:48,289
Dr. X, you'd better drive.Why? It's your car.

1590
01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:49,290
You're white.

1591
01:05:49,324 --> 01:05:50,670
[ALL CHUCKLING]

1592
01:05:50,705 --> 01:05:52,258
We all know the routine.

1593
01:05:52,293 --> 01:05:55,330
We all get in the back, we all
hide. Keep your head down.

1594
01:05:55,365 --> 01:05:57,608
What are we hiding for?
We didn't do anything wrong.

1595
01:05:57,643 --> 01:06:00,025
Come on, guys,
I'm not scared of the police.

1596
01:06:00,059 --> 01:06:02,510
That's 'cause they're not
looking for you, X-y.

1597
01:06:02,544 --> 01:06:04,029
Right.

1598
01:06:04,063 --> 01:06:07,687
You sound white.Help us out. Drive the car.

1599
01:06:07,722 --> 01:06:08,723
I'm just saying.

1600
01:06:08,757 --> 01:06:10,967
Son of a bitch!What?

1601
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:12,382
It's you!

1602
01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:16,006
You're the one who's been
going out with my wife.

1603
01:06:16,041 --> 01:06:18,215
It's you!
You dropped
my fucking cigarette.

1604
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,148
No, you backstabbing bastard.

1605
01:06:20,183 --> 01:06:22,564
She likes pie!Guys, guys! Chill out.

1606
01:06:22,599 --> 01:06:25,498
Watch yourself.It's him. He should chill out.

1607
01:06:25,533 --> 01:06:27,569
Tell that snake ass
right there to chill out!

1608
01:06:27,604 --> 01:06:28,985
Somebody's going down.

1609
01:06:29,019 --> 01:06:30,814
According to your wife,
it ain't you.

1610
01:06:30,848 --> 01:06:33,058
That's all I'm saying.What did you say?

1611
01:06:33,092 --> 01:06:34,611
According to your wife--

1612
01:06:35,922 --> 01:06:36,889
Guys!

1613
01:06:36,923 --> 01:06:38,787
Jesus Christ! Amen!

1614
01:06:40,203 --> 01:06:41,652
Back off, nigga!

1615
01:06:41,687 --> 01:06:43,792
I'm gonna snatch your beard
off your fucking face!

1616
01:06:50,075 --> 01:06:52,042
Hello, officer.
What's the problem?

1617
01:06:52,077 --> 01:06:54,217
Just looking for
some thug male dancers.

1618
01:06:54,251 --> 01:06:55,528
You are free to go.

1619
01:06:55,563 --> 01:06:59,084
Um, hold on.
Why'd you call them thugs?

1620
01:06:59,118 --> 01:07:00,706
Because they fit
the description.

1621
01:07:01,914 --> 01:07:03,260
Really?

1622
01:07:03,295 --> 01:07:06,539
Just some ghetto stripper
motherfuckers.

1623
01:07:06,574 --> 01:07:09,197
I'll have you know, officer...

1624
01:07:09,232 --> 01:07:13,960
I am one of those ghetto
strippers. Motherfucker!

1625
01:07:13,995 --> 01:07:16,549
Keystone Kops.
Shit, you got me fucked--

1626
01:07:16,584 --> 01:07:19,069
I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
My name is Dr. Alexander Pike.

1627
01:07:19,104 --> 01:07:21,554
I'm work at Memorial Health.
I'm sorry. I'm insured!

1628
01:07:21,589 --> 01:07:23,418
I give to the policeman's ball
every year.

1629
01:07:23,453 --> 01:07:25,938
I guess you feel
pretty Black now.

1630
01:07:25,972 --> 01:07:28,906
[SIGHS]
Hey, man, I never understood.

1631
01:07:28,941 --> 01:07:30,805
All the shit you go through
every day,

1632
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,531
I don't have
to worry about.

1633
01:07:32,565 --> 01:07:34,636
I'm really sorry.Yeah, don't be.

1634
01:07:34,671 --> 01:07:36,604
It's just like you said
the first time.

1635
01:07:36,638 --> 01:07:38,088
We didn't do
anything wrong.

1636
01:07:38,123 --> 01:07:39,779
It's just how it is.

1637
01:07:39,814 --> 01:07:42,265
You know what? I got an idea
to get us out of here.

1638
01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:45,785
All right.
Do your thing, Baby Jesus.

1639
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:48,443
Wait. Wait, where you going?We're good.

1640
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:50,273
What are you doing?Officer? Excuse me.

1641
01:07:50,307 --> 01:07:52,654
Can I speak to you for a minute?All right.

1642
01:07:52,689 --> 01:07:53,828
Pray for us, Slim.

1643
01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:55,381
We going to jail?Yes.

1644
01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:57,901
I got a thong on.
We going to jail?

1645
01:07:57,935 --> 01:07:59,765
We going to jail, bro.

1646
01:07:59,799 --> 01:08:02,008
Hey, you four are free to go.What?

1647
01:08:03,527 --> 01:08:05,115
What did you show him
in your phone?

1648
01:08:05,150 --> 01:08:06,806
I showed him a picture
of Bambi,

1649
01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:09,775
and then I offered him
a free boob job for his wife.

1650
01:08:09,809 --> 01:08:14,228
I gotta do it for free,
but now we're free, so...

1651
01:08:14,262 --> 01:08:15,401
All right. Well, hey--

1652
01:08:15,436 --> 01:08:18,128
Oh, God. Oh, God!

1653
01:08:18,163 --> 01:08:19,647
He's talking to you.

1654
01:08:19,681 --> 01:08:21,476
I am privileged!

1655
01:08:21,511 --> 01:08:22,960
Oh, God.

1656
01:08:22,995 --> 01:08:24,444
Well, you got the privilege
to drive now.

1657
01:08:24,478 --> 01:08:26,481
Yes.
Least I could do.

1658
01:08:26,515 --> 01:08:29,277
[DONTAE WINSLOW'S
"SHE COULD BE" PLAYING]

1659
01:08:29,312 --> 01:08:31,831
♪ But she could be my
She could be my ♪

1660
01:08:35,559 --> 01:08:38,459
VERNA:
Next thing you know, my son
woke up in a strange bed,

1661
01:08:38,493 --> 01:08:40,149
unsure where he was,

1662
01:08:40,184 --> 01:08:42,946
wearing a mask
and some torn leopard panties.

1663
01:08:42,979 --> 01:08:45,190
But we all been there.
Am I right?

1664
01:08:45,224 --> 01:08:47,053
Heh. Oh, just me?

1665
01:08:47,087 --> 01:08:50,678
♪ She could be my salvation
Take away my sin ♪

1666
01:08:50,711 --> 01:08:54,164
♪ She could be a dancer
Stripper in the club ♪

1667
01:08:55,095 --> 01:08:57,063
I'm Nutman. Nutman.

1668
01:08:58,513 --> 01:09:00,688
I can't go walking around
like this. Man!

1669
01:09:04,587 --> 01:09:06,487
BLAZE:
A stripper
in a superhero outfit?

1670
01:09:06,521 --> 01:09:07,970
I can't believe you
let them run off.

1671
01:09:08,005 --> 01:09:10,146
I didn't know
she had another room.

1672
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:11,526
BLAZE:
What's up with security?

1673
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,871
They treated it like it
was some big joke.

1674
01:09:12,907 --> 01:09:15,047
Well, you do have
a prank show, B.

1675
01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:17,567
[BANGING ON DOOR]

1676
01:09:17,601 --> 01:09:18,532
Hold on!

1677
01:09:20,017 --> 01:09:22,157
Well, look who has
their own room.

1678
01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:23,228
So what?

1679
01:09:23,262 --> 01:09:25,194
I needed to be alone. I mean...

1680
01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:27,163
And, uh, are you?

1681
01:09:27,197 --> 01:09:29,751
Alone?What?

1682
01:09:29,786 --> 01:09:32,167
Of course I'm alone, I swear.

1683
01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:33,548
Why would you think otherwise?

1684
01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:35,205
Good morning, guys.
Welcome to Vegas!

1685
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,379
What...?

1686
01:09:36,413 --> 01:09:38,828
Yo, why is the clown
in your room?

1687
01:09:38,863 --> 01:09:40,348
Magician.

1688
01:09:40,383 --> 01:09:42,074
Why are you in my room?

1689
01:09:42,108 --> 01:09:43,558
Mama said that
you were out here,

1690
01:09:43,593 --> 01:09:46,527
so I asked the maid
to let me in to surprise you.

1691
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,702
Okay, then what's up
with the outfit, Mervyn?

1692
01:09:49,737 --> 01:09:50,737
It's Merlin.

1693
01:09:52,049 --> 01:09:54,397
And charity magic show
at the hospital.

1694
01:09:54,431 --> 01:09:58,021
The kids love the King,
so I'm Black Elvis.

1695
01:09:58,055 --> 01:09:59,402
Blelvis.

1696
01:09:59,436 --> 01:10:00,920
ROBIN:
You satisfied?

1697
01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:03,923
How is this gonna work
if we don't have trust, Blaze?

1698
01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:05,615
Not cool, Blaze.

1699
01:10:05,648 --> 01:10:07,064
That's really not cool, man.

1700
01:10:07,099 --> 01:10:11,034
[SCOFFS]
Anyway, if you don't mind,

1701
01:10:11,068 --> 01:10:13,795
I came to take my old friend
out on the town.

1702
01:10:13,830 --> 01:10:15,797
I don't think so,
'cause we got other plans.

1703
01:10:15,832 --> 01:10:18,352
Right, babe? We got other plans.No, not anymore.

1704
01:10:18,386 --> 01:10:21,251
I'd rather go be with someone
who truly knows me.

1705
01:10:21,286 --> 01:10:23,288
Okay, it's like that?

1706
01:10:23,322 --> 01:10:25,255
It's like that?
So I should just--?
Yeah.

1707
01:10:25,290 --> 01:10:27,775
So I should just leave, then?
All right.

1708
01:10:29,121 --> 01:10:30,916
Let's go. Let's go.Yeah, okay.

1709
01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:32,573
[DOOR OPENS]

1710
01:10:32,607 --> 01:10:34,368
He's an asshole sometimes.

1711
01:10:34,402 --> 01:10:36,991
I know. I sense it.
I sense it.

1712
01:10:39,648 --> 01:10:42,996
Hey, man, that's my sign.
Don't worry about the door.

1713
01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:44,999
First you appear in my room,
now a limo?

1714
01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,414
How do you do it?

1715
01:10:46,449 --> 01:10:48,002
No. A magician never reveals
his tricks.

1716
01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:50,660
Hey, man!
Hey, man, that's my suit!

1717
01:10:50,693 --> 01:10:52,764
That's my car!Blelvis has left the building.

1718
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,767
Drive, drive, sir, please!

1719
01:10:56,597 --> 01:11:00,773
He was the only one in and out
of Robin's room all night?

1720
01:11:00,808 --> 01:11:03,155
Well, so the clown
is the stripper?

1721
01:11:04,156 --> 01:11:05,502
Humpty is hung.

1722
01:11:07,710 --> 01:11:10,473
He's playing my girl for a fool.
I better text her.

1723
01:11:10,507 --> 01:11:12,164
Wait, wait, wait.

1724
01:11:12,198 --> 01:11:13,614
I know a better way

1725
01:11:13,648 --> 01:11:15,443
you and I can show her
who's the real fool.

1726
01:11:15,478 --> 01:11:18,308
ROBIN:
So when can I see
your magic show?

1727
01:11:18,343 --> 01:11:21,829
MERLIN:
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this
is actually my week off.

1728
01:11:21,862 --> 01:11:23,831
But this trip isn't about me.

1729
01:11:23,865 --> 01:11:26,420
It's about you
and your bachelorette party.

1730
01:11:26,454 --> 01:11:28,800
ROBIN:
Not really.
This trip was about Blaze.

1731
01:11:28,835 --> 01:11:30,596
I came to see Blaze's
first comedy show.

1732
01:11:30,630 --> 01:11:33,634
He's been blowing up ever since
he announced our engagement.

1733
01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:36,153
But are you ready
to marry him?

1734
01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:40,054
I have to be. Heh.

1735
01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:42,193
He made a deal to live-stream
the wedding online

1736
01:11:42,228 --> 01:11:43,851
as a big event.

1737
01:11:43,885 --> 01:11:45,439
Blaze's dream wedding.

1738
01:11:45,473 --> 01:11:47,475
Wait, you're live-streaming
your wedding?Yeah.

1739
01:11:47,510 --> 01:11:49,822
That does not sound
like your dream wedding.

1740
01:11:49,857 --> 01:11:52,514
I pictured your wedding
as something smaller.

1741
01:11:52,549 --> 01:11:54,689
Just people you know
and a little less plan.

1742
01:11:54,724 --> 01:11:58,037
More free, like you and...

1743
01:11:58,072 --> 01:12:00,799
Damn, that does sound like me.

1744
01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:03,871
But the publicity helps him,
so it's all good.

1745
01:12:03,905 --> 01:12:06,632
I just wish he knew me
like you do. You know?

1746
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:09,842
For the wedding, he wants me
to wear my hair straight,

1747
01:12:09,877 --> 01:12:12,085
but I don't know,
I'd rather go natural.

1748
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:15,365
He's buying me
a Chanel gown, yeah.

1749
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,574
But I'd prefer
something simple.

1750
01:12:19,852 --> 01:12:22,889
He literally wants trap music
for our first dance.

1751
01:12:22,924 --> 01:12:24,340
I mean, really?

1752
01:12:24,374 --> 01:12:26,237
Well, why don't you
just tell him that?

1753
01:12:26,272 --> 01:12:28,067
Don't you want him to know?

1754
01:12:28,102 --> 01:12:30,415
I want him to want to know.

1755
01:12:30,449 --> 01:12:34,591
You know, like, I just try
to be positive one day he will.

1756
01:12:34,626 --> 01:12:37,007
How do you do that?

1757
01:12:37,041 --> 01:12:38,768
No, seriously.
Ever since we were kids,

1758
01:12:38,802 --> 01:12:40,839
I ain't ever seen you mad.

1759
01:12:40,873 --> 01:12:42,702
Why bother?

1760
01:12:42,737 --> 01:12:46,258
If I trust you,
I can't be mad at you.

1761
01:12:46,291 --> 01:12:49,882
And if I don't trust you,
why are we even together?

1762
01:12:49,916 --> 01:12:52,195
[♪♪♪]

1763
01:12:52,228 --> 01:12:54,059
VERNA:
But just as Robin was wondering

1764
01:12:54,093 --> 01:12:56,510
if her fiancé
really had her back,

1765
01:12:56,544 --> 01:13:00,237
turns out it was Merlin
who needed to cover his ass.

1766
01:13:00,272 --> 01:13:01,860
I mean, yeah...There's my Robin.

1767
01:13:01,894 --> 01:13:03,724
Hey, babe.Sorry about what happened

1768
01:13:03,758 --> 01:13:05,380
this morning. I just--

1769
01:13:05,415 --> 01:13:06,796
The thought of you
being with another man

1770
01:13:06,830 --> 01:13:08,210
drives me crazy, and--

1771
01:13:08,245 --> 01:13:09,626
Don't even trip, man.
We're just friends.

1772
01:13:09,661 --> 01:13:11,594
I wasn't talking
about you, Melvin.

1773
01:13:11,628 --> 01:13:13,318
I was talking about someone
who could be competition,

1774
01:13:13,353 --> 01:13:15,563
but listen.

1775
01:13:15,598 --> 01:13:18,877
My warm-up comic dropped out
of my show tomorrow,

1776
01:13:18,911 --> 01:13:20,913
and I need a new act.

1777
01:13:20,948 --> 01:13:22,467
What?

1778
01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:25,884
You want me to be--?
Tomorrow, do my magic act?

1779
01:13:25,918 --> 01:13:28,438
Yeah. You don't do
another act, do you?

1780
01:13:28,473 --> 01:13:30,440
No. Of course not.So you're free?

1781
01:13:30,475 --> 01:13:33,616
I'm all free, man. Thank you.I appreciate you, bro.

1782
01:13:33,650 --> 01:13:36,308
I wanna catch up with my girl,
but bring your A game tomorrow.

1783
01:13:36,342 --> 01:13:38,448
No prob, Mr. Blaze, sir.I'll see you.

1784
01:13:38,483 --> 01:13:39,898
Congrats.I'll be there early.

1785
01:13:39,932 --> 01:13:41,831
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1786
01:13:41,865 --> 01:13:44,178
Yo, can I get some of this
Bulleit bourbon, please?

1787
01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:45,904
Man.

1788
01:13:45,938 --> 01:13:48,009
Thank you. Mm!

1789
01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,668
[LAUGHS]

1790
01:13:51,702 --> 01:13:53,429
DR. X:
Okay.

1791
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:54,775
You heard Merlin.

1792
01:13:54,809 --> 01:13:56,259
This is a huge shot for him

1793
01:13:56,293 --> 01:13:57,985
that could lead to a lot
of really big things.

1794
01:13:58,019 --> 01:14:01,471
And it could also be
the end of the Chips.

1795
01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:03,853
I say, fellas,
we go out there tonight,

1796
01:14:03,887 --> 01:14:05,924
perform like
it's our last show.

1797
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:08,823
Hey, let's go out
with a bang, guys. Bang, bang!

1798
01:14:08,858 --> 01:14:10,031
Hey!Hey!

1799
01:14:10,066 --> 01:14:12,896
Wait, guys.
So where's Luther at?

1800
01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,624
Honestly,
he wasn't too happy

1801
01:14:16,659 --> 01:14:19,593
when he heard the Chips
might be breaking up again.

1802
01:14:19,627 --> 01:14:21,008
Look, guys, let's wrap this up,

1803
01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:23,907
'cause I got a private show
with a lady.

1804
01:14:25,184 --> 01:14:27,152
Yeah.Okay. All right, Des.

1805
01:14:27,186 --> 01:14:30,224
Let me get the room, okay?All right. Guess we better go.

1806
01:14:30,258 --> 01:14:33,123
Mr. X here need a lot of time
to put on that spray tan.

1807
01:14:33,157 --> 01:14:34,677
[LAUGHS]

1808
01:14:34,710 --> 01:14:37,507
No, not anymore.
I threw all that stuff out.

1809
01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:40,406
From now on, I'm 100% me.

1810
01:14:40,441 --> 01:14:43,168
What about
stuffing your crotch?

1811
01:14:43,202 --> 01:14:45,032
Okay, 95%.
Gotta keep the schlong, man.

1812
01:14:46,171 --> 01:14:47,241
Gotta keep a big schlong.

1813
01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,242
Get out of here, man.

1814
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:50,416
Dr. X!Yeah!

1815
01:14:50,451 --> 01:14:51,625
Go get it.

1816
01:14:51,659 --> 01:14:54,075
Oh, man.

1817
01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:56,250
Throw on something sexy,
you know.

1818
01:14:57,769 --> 01:15:00,219
Thong, thong.

1819
01:15:00,254 --> 01:15:03,257
This should be a good night.

1820
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:06,053
They gotta dim these lights.

1821
01:15:06,087 --> 01:15:07,744
Give it the right setting.

1822
01:15:09,263 --> 01:15:12,266
Cookie Club.Yeah, man.

1823
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,853
I'll miss you guys,
being together.

1824
01:15:13,888 --> 01:15:15,994
Cookie Clubbing.

1825
01:15:16,028 --> 01:15:17,374
Back at it again.

1826
01:15:17,409 --> 01:15:19,549
Some things never change.

1827
01:15:19,584 --> 01:15:22,000
You know what'd be
a good color to put this in?

1828
01:15:22,034 --> 01:15:23,760
Black and blue.Black and blue?

1829
01:15:25,797 --> 01:15:27,350
What's up with that, huh?

1830
01:15:27,384 --> 01:15:29,041
You think I'm a bitch
or something?

1831
01:15:29,076 --> 01:15:31,768
You think I'm gonna sit here
while you seduce my wife?

1832
01:15:31,803 --> 01:15:34,115
You think that's gonna happen,
playboy?

1833
01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:36,946
First of all, I wasn't trying
to seduce your wife, okay?

1834
01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:40,121
I set up your solo

1835
01:15:40,156 --> 01:15:42,434
so she could see you dance.

1836
01:15:42,468 --> 01:15:45,920
She loves you. Okay?

1837
01:15:51,236 --> 01:15:52,340
Tired, ain't ya?

1838
01:15:58,139 --> 01:16:00,210
I want you
to share the experience

1839
01:16:00,245 --> 01:16:02,316
that you have
with these other women

1840
01:16:02,350 --> 01:16:04,525
with your wife, man.When I was choking you...

1841
01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:08,425
did you feel anything?No.

1842
01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:09,910
Boop.

1843
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,916
Desmond, I came as you asked,

1844
01:16:15,950 --> 01:16:17,607
but I think you got
the wrong impression.

1845
01:16:17,642 --> 01:16:19,851
I love my husband
very, very much.

1846
01:16:21,093 --> 01:16:23,475
And your husband loves you.

1847
01:16:23,509 --> 01:16:24,752
Amos, what...?

1848
01:16:26,789 --> 01:16:28,204
Do you work here?

1849
01:16:29,446 --> 01:16:30,344
Yeah.

1850
01:16:31,759 --> 01:16:34,279
We've been helping Rita out
with the hotel.

1851
01:16:34,313 --> 01:16:35,936
But the truth is...

1852
01:16:35,969 --> 01:16:38,697
a part of me was gone,
and I had to find it.

1853
01:16:40,285 --> 01:16:42,148
Look, now, I know you're upset,

1854
01:16:42,183 --> 01:16:44,565
but I needed an outlet.

1855
01:16:47,672 --> 01:16:51,123
Eve... I'm sorry.

1856
01:16:52,952 --> 01:16:55,264
I'm not upset
at what you're doing.

1857
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:58,199
I'm upset at
who you're doing it for.

1858
01:16:58,234 --> 01:17:00,443
It should be me.

1859
01:17:00,477 --> 01:17:02,996
I didn't think
that's what you wanted.

1860
01:17:03,032 --> 01:17:05,482
You're a virtuous woman, Eve.

1861
01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:06,862
I ain't a nun.

1862
01:17:06,898 --> 01:17:09,038
All you had to do was ask.

1863
01:17:09,072 --> 01:17:11,385
Whatever it is
you've been looking for,

1864
01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:13,249
you can share it with me.

1865
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:18,012
So...

1866
01:17:19,565 --> 01:17:20,808
what do we do now?

1867
01:17:23,535 --> 01:17:27,884
I said, share it with me,
damn it.

1868
01:17:27,919 --> 01:17:29,299
Oh.Oh.

1869
01:17:29,334 --> 01:17:30,922
I just happen to have
an opening.

1870
01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:35,409
DJ, how about a little
something?

1871
01:17:35,443 --> 01:17:37,687
[LAUGHS]
I got you, Slim.

1872
01:17:37,722 --> 01:17:39,032
Oh.

1873
01:17:39,068 --> 01:17:41,311
♪ Ay

1874
01:17:41,346 --> 01:17:45,591
♪ I can tell you already had
A few beverages ♪

1875
01:17:45,626 --> 01:17:47,904
♪ Feelin' yourself
And your movements... ♪

1876
01:17:47,939 --> 01:17:50,493
That's a good thing you did,
Des.

1877
01:17:50,527 --> 01:17:53,358
Yeah, I guess I'm just
a regular old saint.

1878
01:17:53,392 --> 01:17:55,912
Good looking out for me too,
man. I see you called my wife.

1879
01:17:55,947 --> 01:17:59,295
Whoo! Come on!
Give me some big brown sugar!

1880
01:18:01,297 --> 01:18:03,092
I didn't call your wife.

1881
01:18:03,126 --> 01:18:04,403
Listen.

1882
01:18:04,438 --> 01:18:06,164
It doesn't matter
who she came for.

1883
01:18:06,198 --> 01:18:09,684
All that matters
is who she's going home with.

1884
01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:12,549
Now, go out there and give her
a reason to want to go home.

1885
01:18:12,584 --> 01:18:14,724
Easy for you guys to say,
you both got brown sugar.

1886
01:18:14,759 --> 01:18:18,003
This brown sugar, white sugar,
it's just sugar.

1887
01:18:18,038 --> 01:18:20,005
[WHOOPING]

1888
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,905
About to put her
in a diabetic coma.

1889
01:18:26,632 --> 01:18:28,289
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies...

1890
01:18:28,324 --> 01:18:31,361
I hope y'all are ready
for some white chocolate.

1891
01:18:31,396 --> 01:18:34,088
[JARED JAMES NICHOLS'
"PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS" PLAYING]

1892
01:18:37,126 --> 01:18:38,575
[GASPS]

1893
01:18:58,906 --> 01:19:00,943
ANNOUNCER:
Go, white boy. Go, white boy.

1894
01:19:00,977 --> 01:19:01,978
Go!

1895
01:19:05,016 --> 01:19:06,811
Guess whose credit score
just went up.

1896
01:19:26,002 --> 01:19:28,418
Uh-uh, girls, put your money
back in your purses.

1897
01:19:28,452 --> 01:19:30,523
That there is my man.

1898
01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:55,549
All right. All right.

1899
01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:56,964
All right.

1900
01:19:56,999 --> 01:20:01,141
Now a man with something big
in front of him.

1901
01:20:01,175 --> 01:20:03,005
Yeah!No, not that.

1902
01:20:03,039 --> 01:20:04,764
I'm talking about his future.

1903
01:20:05,835 --> 01:20:06,940
Yes, coming to the stage

1904
01:20:06,974 --> 01:20:08,838
for his final performance

1905
01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:10,460
with the Chocolate Chips.

1906
01:20:10,495 --> 01:20:12,048
Jesus.

1907
01:20:12,877 --> 01:20:13,809
Mister...

1908
01:20:14,879 --> 01:20:16,535
Mr. Black Magic.

1909
01:20:16,570 --> 01:20:19,159
[TA'RAACH'S
"D.L. - MY B.G." PLAYING

1910
01:20:27,236 --> 01:20:31,136
Shake those jewels, baby!
The crown jewels.

1911
01:20:31,171 --> 01:20:33,000
Oh, God.

1912
01:20:33,035 --> 01:20:35,796
[CROWD CHEERING]

1913
01:20:54,366 --> 01:20:56,196
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go.

1914
01:20:56,230 --> 01:20:58,405
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go.

1915
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:00,269
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!

1916
01:21:04,755 --> 01:21:08,449
VERNA:
So as my baby gave his last
dance with the Chocolate Chips,

1917
01:21:08,484 --> 01:21:10,451
it was clear that
he had finally learned

1918
01:21:10,486 --> 01:21:12,764
how to do things his way.

1919
01:21:15,111 --> 01:21:17,389
Like I've been telling him
all his life,

1920
01:21:17,424 --> 01:21:20,737
you have to decide if you
are gonna go big or go home.

1921
01:21:20,772 --> 01:21:23,913
Shake them, shake them,
shake them!

1922
01:21:23,948 --> 01:21:27,744
And for Merlin,
there was only one choice. Ha.

1923
01:21:27,779 --> 01:21:29,298
Go big!

1924
01:21:38,824 --> 01:21:41,758
[♪♪♪]

1925
01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:52,010
Wow.

1926
01:21:54,633 --> 01:21:56,118
Haven't been this excited
for your show

1927
01:21:56,152 --> 01:21:57,119
since I was your
assistant.

1928
01:21:57,153 --> 01:21:59,052
Yo, me too.

1929
01:21:59,085 --> 01:22:01,468
It's-- Man.

1930
01:22:01,502 --> 01:22:03,746
God, I just hope
I don't blow it.

1931
01:22:03,780 --> 01:22:05,403
Now, Merlin, stop.

1932
01:22:05,437 --> 01:22:07,405
You know
what I'm gonna say.

1933
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:09,338
Clearly, you can do this.

1934
01:22:10,822 --> 01:22:12,030
You believe me, don't you?

1935
01:22:14,170 --> 01:22:15,102
I do.

1936
01:22:17,001 --> 01:22:18,795
Oh, my-- Everything's
so unprofessional.

1937
01:22:18,830 --> 01:22:20,175
Can I have the stage?

1938
01:22:20,210 --> 01:22:21,626
Hey, babe.Hey.

1939
01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:23,697
I do love you,
but I need y'all to leave.

1940
01:22:23,731 --> 01:22:24,698
Okay.Okay.

1941
01:22:24,732 --> 01:22:25,941
So I can rehearse.

1942
01:22:25,975 --> 01:22:27,356
Okay. I'll catch you later,
babe.

1943
01:22:27,389 --> 01:22:28,529
Blaze. Sorry.

1944
01:22:28,564 --> 01:22:29,806
I know you're busy,

1945
01:22:29,841 --> 01:22:31,601
but I just wanted to say
thank you again

1946
01:22:31,636 --> 01:22:33,293
for looking out for me.Yeah.

1947
01:22:33,327 --> 01:22:36,710
And I just wanted to return the
favor by looking out for you.

1948
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:39,195
So listen, okay?
About that wedding you planning?

1949
01:22:39,230 --> 01:22:41,541
Yeah?Robin not feeling it.

1950
01:22:41,577 --> 01:22:43,165
She told you? How do you know?

1951
01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:45,615
I just know her, and she's not
into all the hype, you know?

1952
01:22:45,650 --> 01:22:49,309
Like, she's all about small
and personal at her wedding,

1953
01:22:49,343 --> 01:22:51,725
and, dude, about the designer
gowns and all that stuff?

1954
01:22:51,759 --> 01:22:53,796
She's not into it.
Don't really float her boat.

1955
01:22:53,830 --> 01:22:56,350
Go more, like, cultural.Cultural?

1956
01:22:56,385 --> 01:22:58,180
Cultural. I'm telling you,
it's the move.

1957
01:22:58,214 --> 01:23:00,044
That's the move?And she really prefers

1958
01:23:00,077 --> 01:23:01,838
old-school R&B over trap music.

1959
01:23:01,873 --> 01:23:03,909
So...Yeah. Good looking out.

1960
01:23:03,943 --> 01:23:05,463
Good looking out.
I'll keep that in mind.

1961
01:23:05,496 --> 01:23:07,016
All right.

1962
01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:08,844
[♪♪♪]

1963
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:11,020
VERNA:
Finally, my baby's big night.

1964
01:23:11,055 --> 01:23:13,712
I even flew my ass in
to see Merlin shine.

1965
01:23:13,746 --> 01:23:16,198
And he was ready
to leave stripper life,

1966
01:23:16,232 --> 01:23:19,891
but he still had another
big dick to deal with.

1967
01:23:19,925 --> 01:23:21,341
What's up, y'all? Y'all know me.

1968
01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:24,032
You just got Blazed,
you know me.

1969
01:23:24,068 --> 01:23:26,035
"Blazed." Heh.

1970
01:23:26,070 --> 01:23:28,727
Welcome to Blaze's house,
y'all.

1971
01:23:28,762 --> 01:23:30,557
[CHEERING]

1972
01:23:30,591 --> 01:23:33,215
And when you're in my house,
it's all about fun, okay?

1973
01:23:33,249 --> 01:23:35,148
So I have a special treat
for you tonight.

1974
01:23:35,182 --> 01:23:37,046
A special treat.

1975
01:23:37,081 --> 01:23:39,428
I want to introduce you,
to start the show off,

1976
01:23:39,462 --> 01:23:43,501
to my main man, the Amazing...

1977
01:23:43,535 --> 01:23:45,192
Marlo!

1978
01:23:45,227 --> 01:23:46,745
Come out here, Marlo.

1979
01:23:48,368 --> 01:23:50,577
Did he just call him "Marlo"?

1980
01:23:50,611 --> 01:23:52,096
Internet jackass.

1981
01:23:53,994 --> 01:23:55,340
Name is Merlin.MERLIN: Hey.

1982
01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:57,411
What's up, everybody?That's my baby.

1983
01:23:57,446 --> 01:24:01,898
Is this thing on? It's actually
the Amazing Merlin.

1984
01:24:01,933 --> 01:24:08,526
I'm actually here to perform
the art of prestidigitation!

1985
01:24:08,559 --> 01:24:10,597
Hey, whoa, enough with
the big words, buddy.

1986
01:24:10,630 --> 01:24:12,633
But you're here, yes?

1987
01:24:12,668 --> 01:24:17,431
Yeah.
Because you have
an impressive gift.

1988
01:24:17,466 --> 01:24:20,055
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's quite impressive.

1989
01:24:20,089 --> 01:24:22,367
Let me just tell you
a little backstory. Um--

1990
01:24:22,402 --> 01:24:24,645
It's always been a big part
of me since I was a kid,

1991
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:28,718
and it just kind of kept
growing as I got older.

1992
01:24:28,753 --> 01:24:30,272
BLAZE: Yeah, well...MERLIN: It's remarkable.

1993
01:24:30,306 --> 01:24:33,827
Yeah, it's crazy. Well,
I'm glad that you hung in there.

1994
01:24:33,861 --> 01:24:36,380
I've been hanging.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1995
01:24:36,416 --> 01:24:39,728
It's clear to see that you
are the total package.

1996
01:24:39,764 --> 01:24:41,248
Yeah.That shit ain't funny.

1997
01:24:41,282 --> 01:24:43,733
Come on, man.BLAZE: You're like a natural.

1998
01:24:43,768 --> 01:24:45,735
Like me.
Like, I consider myself,

1999
01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:48,013
like, the Michael
Jordan of comedy.

2000
01:24:48,048 --> 01:24:53,743
Whereas with you, I feel like
you're more of a Magic Johnson.

2001
01:24:53,778 --> 01:24:55,228
That-- That's what I've been--

2002
01:24:55,262 --> 01:24:57,402
That's what I've been saying.

2003
01:24:57,437 --> 01:24:59,680
I've been saying that
the whole time.

2004
01:24:59,715 --> 01:25:02,166
My mom been telling me that too.Your mom told you that?

2005
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,615
Your mom? Look at the screens.

2006
01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:05,134
Like, what are the screens
telling you?

2007
01:25:06,514 --> 01:25:07,654
That's you, yeah?

2008
01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:12,037
That's you.
That's you, right?

2009
01:25:12,072 --> 01:25:13,280
Yeah?

2010
01:25:13,315 --> 01:25:15,351
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

2011
01:25:17,008 --> 01:25:18,527
Oh, my God.

2012
01:25:18,561 --> 01:25:19,873
BLAZE:
That's you, right?

2013
01:25:22,013 --> 01:25:24,153
It looks like you, so...

2014
01:25:24,188 --> 01:25:27,087
[♪♪♪]

2015
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:37,201
You just got Blazed!

2016
01:25:38,892 --> 01:25:40,721
Oh...

2017
01:25:42,378 --> 01:25:44,829
Did homey just trip
on his third leg?

2018
01:25:46,486 --> 01:25:50,455
Lady, gentlemen,
it's time for us to suit up.

2019
01:25:50,490 --> 01:25:51,559
Come on.

2020
01:25:56,254 --> 01:25:57,186
Merlin.

2021
01:26:00,431 --> 01:26:03,813
You spent that whole night
with me and didn't tell me?

2022
01:26:03,848 --> 01:26:05,228
I don't believe this.

2023
01:26:14,548 --> 01:26:17,206
BLAZE:
I think he just did that.
I know you're not laughing.

2024
01:26:17,241 --> 01:26:19,691
I know you're not laughing,
Mr. Narcos.

2025
01:26:19,726 --> 01:26:22,177
You know what? You're kind of
like a knockoff Narcos.

2026
01:26:22,210 --> 01:26:24,075
Probably put baking soda
in that shit.

2027
01:26:33,222 --> 01:26:34,775
VERNA:
After seeing that video,

2028
01:26:34,809 --> 01:26:37,088
I realized that my son
had a big secret

2029
01:26:37,121 --> 01:26:39,263
he was too afraid
to tell me.

2030
01:26:39,297 --> 01:26:41,886
But it was hard for me
to be mad at him,

2031
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:45,234
since I kept a big secret
from him too.

2032
01:26:45,269 --> 01:26:46,684
Merlin.

2033
01:26:46,718 --> 01:26:49,618
You know I would
never judge you.

2034
01:26:49,652 --> 01:26:51,240
Why didn't you tell me?

2035
01:26:51,275 --> 01:26:53,380
I was tired of being a big joke.

2036
01:26:53,415 --> 01:26:55,589
I just wanted to do things
my way.

2037
01:26:55,624 --> 01:26:56,969
But you did.

2038
01:26:57,004 --> 01:26:59,110
You came to Vegas,
you pursued your dreams.

2039
01:26:59,144 --> 01:27:01,043
It's still just a dream.

2040
01:27:01,077 --> 01:27:02,562
Blaze exposed me
in front of everybody

2041
01:27:02,596 --> 01:27:04,805
like a kid
at a talent show, and...

2042
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:08,740
The point is, I'm not
a magician, okay? I'm...

2043
01:27:08,775 --> 01:27:11,605
It's just time to wake up.No, it's not.

2044
01:27:11,639 --> 01:27:14,056
You have to see it if you're
gonna achieve it, baby.

2045
01:27:14,090 --> 01:27:15,609
Forget about him. He's a hater.

2046
01:27:15,644 --> 01:27:17,162
Well, that's easy
for you to say.

2047
01:27:17,197 --> 01:27:19,061
I just lost the girl
and the job of my dreams.

2048
01:27:19,094 --> 01:27:20,787
I can't see
nothing good about it.

2049
01:27:20,821 --> 01:27:22,651
LUTHER:
Hey, kid. You need
to get back on that stage

2050
01:27:22,684 --> 01:27:24,273
before this fool
crash and burn.

2051
01:27:24,308 --> 01:27:27,276
You can save this shitshow.Wait, for real?

2052
01:27:27,311 --> 01:27:30,314
Yeah, come on.Luther. Mm.

2053
01:27:30,348 --> 01:27:35,422
Good to see you again, baby.Verna? Goddamn. That's you?

2054
01:27:35,457 --> 01:27:36,871
How y'all two
know each other?

2055
01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,600
Well, um, the truth is,

2056
01:27:40,634 --> 01:27:42,912
me and Luther used to get it in
back in the day

2057
01:27:42,947 --> 01:27:44,120
until he fucked it all up.

2058
01:27:44,155 --> 01:27:46,261
That's because you ran out on me

2059
01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,573
when you caught me
with the waitress.

2060
01:27:48,608 --> 01:27:50,644
Look, Verna, you had the flu,
you was...

2061
01:27:50,679 --> 01:27:54,338
It wasn't the flu, stupid.
It was morning sickness.

2062
01:27:54,371 --> 01:27:57,927
And don't try to blame me
for your cheating-ass ways.

2063
01:27:57,962 --> 01:28:01,137
Merlin, I have something
I need to tell you.

2064
01:28:02,656 --> 01:28:03,795
That's your daddy.

2065
01:28:03,830 --> 01:28:04,865
What?

2066
01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,108
Now, I sent you to Rita

2067
01:28:06,142 --> 01:28:07,868
so that you could find yourself

2068
01:28:07,903 --> 01:28:10,492
and potentially find him,

2069
01:28:10,526 --> 01:28:12,839
and you could meet
on your own terms.

2070
01:28:12,873 --> 01:28:15,704
This is your son.
It's your boy.

2071
01:28:15,737 --> 01:28:17,602
That's ourson.

2072
01:28:17,637 --> 01:28:19,811
Happy Father's Day.

2073
01:28:19,846 --> 01:28:21,330
[LAUGHING]

2074
01:28:21,365 --> 01:28:23,159
You funny, Mom. That's...

2075
01:28:23,193 --> 01:28:24,954
[♪♪♪]

2076
01:28:24,989 --> 01:28:27,163
You being serious.
You being serious?

2077
01:28:27,198 --> 01:28:29,683
VERNA:
Yes, but we don't have time
to talk about this right now.

2078
01:28:29,718 --> 01:28:30,960
MERLIN:
We do have time for--

2079
01:28:30,995 --> 01:28:32,790
What? Can I get a minute
to process this?

2080
01:28:32,824 --> 01:28:34,378
I've been with this man
for a month.

2081
01:28:34,412 --> 01:28:36,827
I don't even understand! What--?VERNA: Merlin.

2082
01:28:36,862 --> 01:28:38,071
It's time for you
to get on-stage

2083
01:28:38,105 --> 01:28:39,348
and live out your dream.

2084
01:28:39,383 --> 01:28:41,454
Now, go and do it your way.

2085
01:28:41,487 --> 01:28:43,387
You can cuss me out later.

2086
01:28:48,564 --> 01:28:50,670
My way.VERNA: Your way.

2087
01:28:50,704 --> 01:28:52,327
Yeah. Okay.

2088
01:28:52,361 --> 01:28:53,258
Okay. Um...

2089
01:28:54,570 --> 01:28:56,916
All right.You make that magic.

2090
01:28:59,679 --> 01:29:00,887
Okay.

2091
01:29:03,130 --> 01:29:04,407
That's my boy?

2092
01:29:05,616 --> 01:29:07,065
That's your son.

2093
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:08,929
Especially from the waist down.

2094
01:29:10,034 --> 01:29:11,242
Hm.

2095
01:29:11,276 --> 01:29:14,383
[CROWD JEERING]

2096
01:29:14,418 --> 01:29:16,109
MAN:
Give Drake his jacket back.

2097
01:29:16,143 --> 01:29:17,662
Hey, hey, hey.I know Drake.

2098
01:29:17,697 --> 01:29:19,837
What's up? He doesn't
know Drake. It's fine.

2099
01:29:19,871 --> 01:29:21,217
I'm about to save this show.

2100
01:29:21,252 --> 01:29:22,702
I'm gonna save the show, okay?
Just...

2101
01:29:22,736 --> 01:29:25,049
Hey, what's up, guys?
I hope you remember me.

2102
01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:26,740
I'm the Amazing Merlin,

2103
01:29:26,775 --> 01:29:28,121
and I'm gonna perform a trick

2104
01:29:28,155 --> 01:29:29,778
that I've never performed
in my life.

2105
01:29:29,812 --> 01:29:32,952
And Blaze here
is my little assistant, okay?

2106
01:29:32,987 --> 01:29:34,955
Basically,
I'm gonna make him disappear.

2107
01:29:34,990 --> 01:29:37,406
All right? So I actually need
your guys's help.

2108
01:29:37,441 --> 01:29:40,409
And on the count of three...

2109
01:29:40,443 --> 01:29:45,587
One, two, three...

2110
01:29:45,621 --> 01:29:48,037
ALL:
Get the fuck out!

2111
01:29:48,072 --> 01:29:49,969
[CHEERING]

2112
01:29:52,145 --> 01:29:53,767
[BARKING]

2113
01:29:53,802 --> 01:29:55,424
[LAUGHS]

2114
01:29:55,459 --> 01:29:56,736
All right, so, um...

2115
01:29:56,770 --> 01:29:58,634
Now that that's out the way,

2116
01:29:58,669 --> 01:30:00,395
I think it's time
to get some real magic.

2117
01:30:00,429 --> 01:30:02,397
What y'all think? What y'all
think? Think that's cool?

2118
01:30:02,431 --> 01:30:04,951
[♪♪♪]

2119
01:30:07,574 --> 01:30:09,264
VERNA:
And just like that,

2120
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:12,165
my baby performed
his first Vegas magic show.

2121
01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:15,927
Meanwhile, outside,
Blaze was about to get clowned.

2122
01:30:15,962 --> 01:30:18,999
Bum. Bum.

2123
01:30:19,759 --> 01:30:20,760
Boy.

2124
01:30:20,794 --> 01:30:23,072
[LAUGHING]

2125
01:30:23,107 --> 01:30:25,143
Hey, look, guys,
I don't do free handouts.

2126
01:30:25,178 --> 01:30:29,147
We don't want your money.
We just saw your act.

2127
01:30:29,182 --> 01:30:30,907
Let me tell you, it sucked.

2128
01:30:30,942 --> 01:30:33,842
I just want to come out here
and give you a joke.

2129
01:30:33,876 --> 01:30:38,847
What did the bowling pin
say to the balls?

2130
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:40,675
I don't-- I don't know.

2131
01:30:40,710 --> 01:30:42,609
Welcome to the club.

2132
01:30:44,128 --> 01:30:45,957
That's clown life, baby!

2133
01:30:45,992 --> 01:30:49,271
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

2134
01:30:49,305 --> 01:30:51,204
[APPLAUSE]

2135
01:30:58,038 --> 01:31:00,455
VERNA:
I'm telling you,
my baby was a star.

2136
01:31:02,041 --> 01:31:04,148
It was a night
he always dreamed of.

2137
01:31:04,182 --> 01:31:06,115
Everybody was feeling
the love.

2138
01:31:06,150 --> 01:31:07,807
[♪♪♪]

2139
01:31:10,257 --> 01:31:13,121
Well, everybody except Merlin.

2140
01:31:13,157 --> 01:31:16,022
'Cause even though
he killed it on-stage,

2141
01:31:16,056 --> 01:31:18,196
he had lost Robin,

2142
01:31:18,231 --> 01:31:21,371
and found out who his dad
really was, all in one night.

2143
01:31:23,270 --> 01:31:25,825
So the whole thing
was kind of bittersweet.

2144
01:31:28,172 --> 01:31:32,693
And so by the next morning,
he was just bitter.

2145
01:31:35,455 --> 01:31:37,250
[GROANS]

2146
01:31:40,529 --> 01:31:42,358
Let me guess.
It's for your migraines?

2147
01:31:42,393 --> 01:31:44,982
No, I'm getting high.

2148
01:31:45,016 --> 01:31:47,156
I invited the guys here
to celebrate.

2149
01:31:47,191 --> 01:31:48,675
I'm selling the hotel.

2150
01:31:48,710 --> 01:31:51,505
When my buyer saw us
packing in that house,

2151
01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:53,023
they stopped lowballing me.

2152
01:31:53,059 --> 01:31:55,164
I'm gonna be a rich old bitch.

2153
01:31:55,199 --> 01:31:56,580
[LAUGHS]

2154
01:31:56,614 --> 01:31:59,065
That's good, Ms. Rita.
That's real good. I'm glad.

2155
01:31:59,099 --> 01:32:00,825
Reviving the Chips
worked out for you,

2156
01:32:00,860 --> 01:32:03,759
because it sure came back
to bite me in my ass.

2157
01:32:03,794 --> 01:32:07,073
Yeah, I heard what happened.
I'm sorry.

2158
01:32:07,107 --> 01:32:10,732
But I heard your magic show
kicked ass.

2159
01:32:10,766 --> 01:32:13,424
I also heard about
your little family reunion.

2160
01:32:13,458 --> 01:32:15,737
You better go talk to Luther.

2161
01:32:15,771 --> 01:32:18,049
You been around him enough
to know he's a good man.

2162
01:32:18,084 --> 01:32:20,293
Yeah, he is.

2163
01:32:21,605 --> 01:32:24,539
Everyone deserves
a second chance.

2164
01:32:24,573 --> 01:32:27,507
[♪♪♪]

2165
01:32:32,616 --> 01:32:34,549
[PHONE RINGING]

2166
01:32:38,898 --> 01:32:41,141
VERNA:
Hey, baby, we need to talk.

2167
01:32:41,175 --> 01:32:44,386
I know you're hurting,
so don't shut me out. Look...

2168
01:32:44,420 --> 01:32:46,422
Don't take it out
on your mama, son.

2169
01:32:46,457 --> 01:32:48,389
Oh, so it's "son" now?

2170
01:32:48,424 --> 01:32:50,943
Okay, whatever
you want it to be, kid.

2171
01:32:50,978 --> 01:32:55,224
Listen, I'm just saying, don't
take it out on Verna, all right?

2172
01:32:55,259 --> 01:32:57,468
I was wild
when we started dancing.

2173
01:32:57,502 --> 01:33:00,160
Chips started blowing up
and blew up quick.

2174
01:33:00,195 --> 01:33:03,439
I mean, temptation
was everywhere,

2175
01:33:03,474 --> 01:33:05,510
and I fell all in it.

2176
01:33:06,995 --> 01:33:09,342
Your mama, she...
You know, she got hurt.

2177
01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:13,173
So she left me and took off
to L.A. Wanted to find her.

2178
01:33:13,208 --> 01:33:15,175
Wanted to, you know,
ask her to say, "Verna,

2179
01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:17,419
give me another chance."Yeah, sure you did.

2180
01:33:17,452 --> 01:33:19,110
If I'm lying, I'm dying.

2181
01:33:19,145 --> 01:33:22,838
Lookie here.
I even got her a proper ring.

2182
01:33:22,873 --> 01:33:24,737
She deserved it.

2183
01:33:24,771 --> 01:33:27,809
I wanted to make up
for all my past mistakes.

2184
01:33:27,843 --> 01:33:30,362
I wrecked my car and my leg,
and...

2185
01:33:31,813 --> 01:33:32,952
it took a lot out of me.

2186
01:33:34,056 --> 01:33:36,127
I mean, I was young and dumb.

2187
01:33:37,853 --> 01:33:39,648
Well, age ain't made you
no smarter.

2188
01:33:39,683 --> 01:33:41,339
[SCOFFS]

2189
01:33:41,374 --> 01:33:43,272
Okay, I'll take that.

2190
01:33:43,307 --> 01:33:44,549
I'll take that.

2191
01:33:44,584 --> 01:33:47,414
But, uh, who's being
the dumb one now?

2192
01:33:48,243 --> 01:33:49,865
Hm?

2193
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:53,938
I know what a mistake it is
to lose the right woman.

2194
01:33:53,973 --> 01:33:56,492
I just don't want that
to happen to you.

2195
01:33:56,527 --> 01:33:58,978
So you think I should chase
after Robin?

2196
01:33:59,012 --> 01:34:01,808
Well, she ain't
chasing after you.

2197
01:34:01,843 --> 01:34:05,950
RITA:
Merlin, there's a girl in
the Cookie Club here for you.

2198
01:34:05,985 --> 01:34:08,677
Don't be so sure about that...

2199
01:34:08,712 --> 01:34:10,023
Pops.

2200
01:34:10,058 --> 01:34:12,335
[♪♪♪]

2201
01:34:12,370 --> 01:34:13,648
Those are too small
for me.

2202
01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:16,029
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, guys.What's up?

2203
01:34:16,064 --> 01:34:18,135
Is there a girl here
or something?

2204
01:34:18,169 --> 01:34:19,205
Yep. Right there.

2205
01:34:23,761 --> 01:34:25,693
Hi, Merlin.Hey, Gia.

2206
01:34:25,728 --> 01:34:28,973
Look, I don't have
a lot of time, but...

2207
01:34:29,008 --> 01:34:32,494
I wanted to say
I'm sorry about last night.

2208
01:34:32,528 --> 01:34:36,429
I took the video, but I didn't
know what he was up to.

2209
01:34:36,463 --> 01:34:39,950
You seem really nice, and I know
you care about Robin, so...

2210
01:34:41,020 --> 01:34:42,434
I felt like you should know...

2211
01:34:43,469 --> 01:34:45,127
they're getting married today.

2212
01:34:46,300 --> 01:34:48,371
It seems Blaze
got it in his head

2213
01:34:48,406 --> 01:34:52,237
to surprise her with some resort
wedding away from the Strip.

2214
01:34:52,272 --> 01:34:56,518
Unless someone
wants to speak up.

2215
01:34:56,552 --> 01:34:58,106
So, what you gonna do,
Mr. Magic?

2216
01:34:58,139 --> 01:34:59,866
What you gonna do?I don't know, Luther.

2217
01:34:59,901 --> 01:35:01,178
I can't stop a wedding
by myself.

2218
01:35:01,212 --> 01:35:02,904
"Can't"? I told you.

2219
01:35:02,938 --> 01:35:05,596
"Can't," there's no such thing.DES: And you're not by yourself.

2220
01:35:05,630 --> 01:35:08,392
Your brothers got your back.
Boop.

2221
01:35:08,425 --> 01:35:10,739
Thanks, guys, but it's not like
we got invited.

2222
01:35:10,773 --> 01:35:12,637
How are we gonna get them
to let us in?

2223
01:35:12,672 --> 01:35:16,124
I wonder, have they hired
a pastor yet?

2224
01:35:16,157 --> 01:35:17,608
Yeah,
it wasn't hard in Vegas.

2225
01:35:17,642 --> 01:35:19,230
I'm about to confirm one
for Blaze now.

2226
01:35:19,264 --> 01:35:22,751
Ah-ah-ah. Baby girl,
you just found one.

2227
01:35:22,786 --> 01:35:24,407
And a security team,

2228
01:35:24,442 --> 01:35:26,755
like we used to do
for Luther's old routine.

2229
01:35:26,790 --> 01:35:29,240
But only if Mr. Big is in.

2230
01:35:29,275 --> 01:35:31,933
How about it?
Ready to get back on your feet?

2231
01:35:31,967 --> 01:35:34,659
Well, it has been a long time
since I've been out of the game,

2232
01:35:34,693 --> 01:35:36,869
so hell yeah, I'm in.[ALL LAUGHING]

2233
01:35:36,903 --> 01:35:38,491
Let's go do what we do.

2234
01:35:42,425 --> 01:35:43,945
Please just put that away,
okay?

2235
01:35:43,978 --> 01:35:45,947
I'm only coming
to whatever this surprise is

2236
01:35:45,981 --> 01:35:48,673
because I feel bad you got
jumped by a motorcycle gang.

2237
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,296
I'm still mad
for what you did to Merlin.

2238
01:35:50,330 --> 01:35:53,333
It wasn't me who lied to you,
okay?

2239
01:35:53,368 --> 01:35:55,232
Trust me,
you're gonna love this.

2240
01:35:55,266 --> 01:35:57,924
After you. After you, my love.
Come on.

2241
01:35:57,959 --> 01:35:59,443
She gonna love this.

2242
01:35:59,477 --> 01:36:01,445
It's gonna be great.

2243
01:36:01,478 --> 01:36:03,309
Whoo!

2244
01:36:03,343 --> 01:36:05,483
MERLIN: Mom, hey. Hey, Mom.VERNA: You okay, baby?

2245
01:36:05,518 --> 01:36:07,175
I'm riding back to the airport,

2246
01:36:07,209 --> 01:36:08,969
but I can turn around
if you need me to.

2247
01:36:09,004 --> 01:36:10,316
No, it's fine.

2248
01:36:10,350 --> 01:36:12,007
And I can't even talk about
that right now.

2249
01:36:12,041 --> 01:36:13,975
The guys are waiting outside.

2250
01:36:14,009 --> 01:36:16,356
Robin is getting married today,
and...

2251
01:36:18,013 --> 01:36:19,912
I'm thinking about
trying to stop it.

2252
01:36:19,946 --> 01:36:21,776
What the hell, Merlin?

2253
01:36:21,809 --> 01:36:23,880
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy.
I know.

2254
01:36:24,986 --> 01:36:27,195
Ain't nothing crazy about love.

2255
01:36:27,228 --> 01:36:29,541
Hell, I've been feeling
a little crazy

2256
01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:31,440
after seeing
Luther last night.

2257
01:36:31,475 --> 01:36:34,478
We all need a little crazy
sometimes.

2258
01:36:34,512 --> 01:36:36,204
Go get your girl.

2259
01:36:37,067 --> 01:36:38,137
I will.

2260
01:36:38,171 --> 01:36:40,484
Yeah, I will. I will, Mom.

2261
01:36:40,518 --> 01:36:42,555
I love you. I love you.
Thank you.

2262
01:36:42,589 --> 01:36:44,833
[♪♪♪]

2263
01:36:44,868 --> 01:36:49,355
Uh-- Driver, can you pull over
so I can change clothes?

2264
01:36:49,389 --> 01:36:50,839
Close your eyes, though.

2265
01:36:50,874 --> 01:36:53,704
You know what?
You ain't gotta close your eyes.

2266
01:36:55,982 --> 01:36:57,984
So Merlin texts me the address

2267
01:36:58,019 --> 01:37:00,710
and then got ready
to go get his girl back,

2268
01:37:00,745 --> 01:37:02,851
while Blaze had other plans.

2269
01:37:02,886 --> 01:37:04,577
But just like I've been
telling y'all,

2270
01:37:04,611 --> 01:37:06,717
plans don't always come true,

2271
01:37:06,751 --> 01:37:09,513
because it was
about to pop off.

2272
01:37:09,547 --> 01:37:11,722
Oh, my God.Mm-hm!

2273
01:37:11,755 --> 01:37:14,035
Blaze, what is this?Yeah.

2274
01:37:14,068 --> 01:37:16,692
Surprise. It's your dream
wedding, girl, right?

2275
01:37:18,073 --> 01:37:20,248
Oh, my God.I thought this was more you.

2276
01:37:20,282 --> 01:37:21,835
You know what I mean?Yeah.

2277
01:37:21,870 --> 01:37:23,077
Like, intimate.

2278
01:37:23,112 --> 01:37:26,254
I even had a gown made
by a local designer

2279
01:37:26,288 --> 01:37:28,394
because I wanted it to match
your spiritualness.

2280
01:37:28,428 --> 01:37:30,430
Oh, my God.And your natural beauty.

2281
01:37:30,465 --> 01:37:32,536
Yeah.Yeah, it's...

2282
01:37:32,570 --> 01:37:34,883
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

2283
01:37:34,918 --> 01:37:36,505
Surprise.

2284
01:37:36,540 --> 01:37:38,576
Blaze, I never knew
you knew me this well.

2285
01:37:38,611 --> 01:37:40,889
Oh, I know you. Hell yeah.

2286
01:37:40,924 --> 01:37:44,065
All you gotta do is get dressed,
walk down that aisle

2287
01:37:44,099 --> 01:37:45,549
and say those two magic words.

2288
01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:47,723
There's the dress.
There's the dress. Look at that.

2289
01:37:47,758 --> 01:37:50,865
What are you doing here?
I am absolutely shocked.

2290
01:37:50,898 --> 01:37:53,074
Let me take a picture of that.This is beautiful.

2291
01:37:53,108 --> 01:37:55,352
Girl, you ain't seen
nothing yet.

2292
01:37:55,386 --> 01:37:57,561
Let's go. Let's get ready.Where are we going?

2293
01:37:57,594 --> 01:37:59,943
I'll see you later, baby.Bye, babe.

2294
01:37:59,977 --> 01:38:02,462
Hey, where's my suit at?Where are we going?

2295
01:38:02,496 --> 01:38:03,981
MERLIN:
You sure I look good?

2296
01:38:04,775 --> 01:38:05,741
You look great.

2297
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:10,298
Okay. Um...

2298
01:38:11,989 --> 01:38:13,957
I'm gonna need
some time alone with Robin,

2299
01:38:13,991 --> 01:38:16,028
but I can't get to her
with Blaze around,

2300
01:38:16,062 --> 01:38:17,719
so I'll need a distraction.

2301
01:38:17,753 --> 01:38:20,549
Listen, boy. The one thing
that Chips know how to do

2302
01:38:20,584 --> 01:38:22,103
is distract people.

2303
01:38:22,137 --> 01:38:24,312
Hell yeah. Let's do it.
Look at us.

2304
01:38:24,346 --> 01:38:26,210
We got on
Luther's old outfits...

2305
01:38:26,245 --> 01:38:27,487
And Luther's
old music.

2306
01:38:30,352 --> 01:38:32,077
Yeah, but do we get
the old Luther?

2307
01:38:33,355 --> 01:38:34,632
Hell yeah.

2308
01:38:34,666 --> 01:38:35,943
Showtime, fellas.

2309
01:38:35,978 --> 01:38:37,739
[LAUGHS]Whoo.

2310
01:38:37,773 --> 01:38:39,154
Luther's back.

2311
01:38:41,985 --> 01:38:43,987
Let them through, please.
Okay.

2312
01:38:44,021 --> 01:38:46,748
This is the pastor and the
groom's personal security.

2313
01:38:46,782 --> 01:38:48,300
Blaze is expecting them.

2314
01:38:48,335 --> 01:38:50,683
That's all you have to say.
All right, let's go.

2315
01:38:50,717 --> 01:38:54,066
[♪♪♪]

2316
01:38:54,100 --> 01:38:55,136
Thank you.

2317
01:38:56,550 --> 01:38:57,932
We back.We back.

2318
01:39:03,351 --> 01:39:04,973
You can do this, Robin.

2319
01:39:05,008 --> 01:39:08,804
All you have to do
is say those two magic words.

2320
01:39:08,839 --> 01:39:11,531
It's only magic if it's true.

2321
01:39:13,188 --> 01:39:15,259
Merlin?
What are you doing here?

2322
01:39:15,294 --> 01:39:17,503
I'm stopping you
from marrying the wrong guy.

2323
01:39:17,537 --> 01:39:19,125
You're about to make
a big mistake.

2324
01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:22,128
No. Only mistake I made
was believing you.

2325
01:39:22,163 --> 01:39:23,647
Here I was doubting Blaze,

2326
01:39:23,681 --> 01:39:25,648
but turns out
it's you I can't trust.

2327
01:39:25,683 --> 01:39:27,133
You can't trust me?

2328
01:39:27,168 --> 01:39:29,446
Meanwhile,
Blaze knew me better all along.

2329
01:39:29,480 --> 01:39:30,965
Look at this wedding.

2330
01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:33,139
No, he didn't.

2331
01:39:36,693 --> 01:39:39,628
Where were you,
and why are you so hot?

2332
01:39:39,663 --> 01:39:42,183
I'm cool. I'm cool. Super cool.

2333
01:39:42,217 --> 01:39:43,666
But it's about to get hotter.

2334
01:39:43,701 --> 01:39:44,875
Hello. Hello.

2335
01:39:46,221 --> 01:39:48,361
Hey, now. Hey, people.

2336
01:39:49,914 --> 01:39:52,365
Who's this guy?Hold up.

2337
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:53,849
Hello. Hello.

2338
01:39:53,884 --> 01:39:55,817
He's the pastor. Yes. Yeah.Pastor you hired?

2339
01:39:55,851 --> 01:39:57,853
Trust me, he's huge in Vegas.

2340
01:39:57,888 --> 01:39:59,062
Hello.

2341
01:39:59,096 --> 01:40:00,580
Girl.

2342
01:40:01,788 --> 01:40:03,755
He does not look like a pastor.

2343
01:40:03,790 --> 01:40:05,827
Yeah. Hey.

2344
01:40:05,861 --> 01:40:07,518
Good people,
we came together today

2345
01:40:07,553 --> 01:40:09,244
so that we can join
two people

2346
01:40:09,279 --> 01:40:11,384
who are destined
to be together.

2347
01:40:11,419 --> 01:40:14,767
That's a love
that cannot be denied.

2348
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:17,942
[LAUGHS]
It's a beautiful thing.
It's a special thing.

2349
01:40:17,977 --> 01:40:19,668
It's a special day.

2350
01:40:19,702 --> 01:40:21,843
It's a special day for me.
It's a special day for her.

2351
01:40:21,877 --> 01:40:26,537
It's a special day for him.
It's a special day for you.

2352
01:40:26,572 --> 01:40:28,401
Special day for you. Amen.Amen.

2353
01:40:28,436 --> 01:40:30,921
Amen.Yeah. Yeah.

2354
01:40:32,474 --> 01:40:34,925
Because, you know,
make no mistake about it,

2355
01:40:34,959 --> 01:40:36,960
I done made some big mistakes,
let me tell you.

2356
01:40:36,996 --> 01:40:41,725
Let me tell you, I lost the
woman that I cared for the most.

2357
01:40:41,759 --> 01:40:43,106
It's terrible
when you make a mistake

2358
01:40:43,139 --> 01:40:44,728
and you lose your soulmate.

2359
01:40:44,762 --> 01:40:47,075
If you got somebody
that you love,

2360
01:40:47,110 --> 01:40:48,490
hold on to them tight.

2361
01:40:49,905 --> 01:40:51,769
Tight!

2362
01:40:51,804 --> 01:40:55,290
You understand me?
Make sure you...

2363
01:40:55,325 --> 01:40:58,397
Make sure you find somebody
that got your back.

2364
01:40:58,431 --> 01:41:00,295
Yeah.

2365
01:41:00,330 --> 01:41:04,092
Because when the Chips are down,
the Chips are never out.

2366
01:41:04,127 --> 01:41:06,094
So listen here, good people.

2367
01:41:06,129 --> 01:41:07,785
When you find somebody,

2368
01:41:07,820 --> 01:41:10,719
and if you're lucky enough
to find somebody that loves you,

2369
01:41:10,754 --> 01:41:14,585
you better jump on it.
Jump on it.

2370
01:41:14,620 --> 01:41:19,038
[THE SUGARHILL GANG'S
"APACHE" PLAYING]

2371
01:41:23,249 --> 01:41:27,011
♪ Tonto, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪

2372
01:41:28,702 --> 01:41:30,773
I told him everything.
I told him what you like.

2373
01:41:30,808 --> 01:41:33,121
This is me. This wedding is me.Wait.

2374
01:41:34,605 --> 01:41:36,504
You're saying
all this was your idea?

2375
01:41:36,538 --> 01:41:38,161
Yes.You told Blaze?

2376
01:41:38,195 --> 01:41:40,404
Yes, Robin.
So who am I
supposed to marry? You?

2377
01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:41,647
Yes.

2378
01:41:44,512 --> 01:41:46,341
It's not a damn TV show.

2379
01:41:46,376 --> 01:41:48,964
You gotta go.So I'm the bad guy now?

2380
01:41:48,999 --> 01:41:52,244
How can I believe
anything you say anymore?

2381
01:41:52,278 --> 01:41:54,004
I'm done. Done with this.
No, don't.

2382
01:41:54,038 --> 01:41:55,454
Robin, come on.

2383
01:41:57,663 --> 01:41:59,596
Robin?

2384
01:41:59,630 --> 01:42:03,841
♪ Tonto, jump on it
Jump on it, jump on it ♪

2385
01:42:08,294 --> 01:42:09,675
Can you stop?
Can y'all stop?

2386
01:42:09,709 --> 01:42:11,159
Can y'all stop?
Can you stop this?

2387
01:42:13,334 --> 01:42:15,163
Come on, Robin.
Let me just talk to you.

2388
01:42:15,198 --> 01:42:16,371
Son of a bitch.

2389
01:42:16,406 --> 01:42:18,511
Agh.

2390
01:42:24,344 --> 01:42:26,174
♪ Apache, jump on--

2391
01:42:26,209 --> 01:42:27,796
I didn't mean it like that.
Come on.

2392
01:42:27,831 --> 01:42:30,005
I did mean it like that, but--Hey.

2393
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:31,523
Hey, hey!

2394
01:42:31,559 --> 01:42:33,699
Hey, Frank. Film this.

2395
01:42:33,733 --> 01:42:35,389
I'm about to kick
this motherfucker's ass.

2396
01:42:35,425 --> 01:42:36,805
Get me in the shot.
Come on.

2397
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:38,290
Gonna kick
this motherfucker's ass

2398
01:42:38,324 --> 01:42:39,325
for crashing my wedding.

2399
01:42:40,706 --> 01:42:42,846
VERNA:
Love always finds a way.

2400
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:46,193
And as he limped his way to me
on his gimpy leg,

2401
01:42:46,228 --> 01:42:48,196
I was just praying
for one thing.

2402
01:42:48,231 --> 01:42:50,543
I hope that middle leg
still works.

2403
01:42:50,577 --> 01:42:53,650
You know how it is.
You remember?

2404
01:42:53,684 --> 01:42:54,719
[IMITATES GASPING]

2405
01:42:57,447 --> 01:42:59,242
I got you smiling again.

2406
01:43:00,898 --> 01:43:02,934
Why don't you tell her
who told you what she wanted?

2407
01:43:02,969 --> 01:43:05,109
Shut up. Get this. Shut up,
okay?

2408
01:43:05,144 --> 01:43:07,215
No one's gonna believe you,
because he's a clown.

2409
01:43:07,250 --> 01:43:10,114
I'm a clown. Who gives a...?
I'm a stripper too.

2410
01:43:10,148 --> 01:43:11,564
Hell, I'm even a liar.

2411
01:43:11,599 --> 01:43:13,496
But you know what I'm not?
I'm not a fake.

2412
01:43:13,532 --> 01:43:16,050
You don't love her like I do.I'm the one she's marrying.

2413
01:43:16,085 --> 01:43:19,607
You got these cameras going
all the time. It's one big act.

2414
01:43:19,641 --> 01:43:22,230
About to hear my vows, bro.Wedding vows?

2415
01:43:22,264 --> 01:43:24,094
Let me tell you
the wedding vows I wrote.

2416
01:43:24,128 --> 01:43:28,443
Do you, Robin, take me, Merlin,
to be my first kiss?

2417
01:43:29,548 --> 01:43:31,032
To make magic with me,

2418
01:43:31,066 --> 01:43:33,034
to watch old TV shows
together.

2419
01:43:33,068 --> 01:43:35,450
To always
make each other laugh.

2420
01:43:35,485 --> 01:43:38,350
To always have
each other's backs.

2421
01:43:38,384 --> 01:43:41,249
See, because she is my Whitley.

2422
01:43:41,284 --> 01:43:42,353
And I'm in love with her.

2423
01:43:42,388 --> 01:43:44,459
I'm in love with you too,
Merlin.

2424
01:43:44,494 --> 01:43:45,943
BLAZE:
What did she just say?

2425
01:43:45,978 --> 01:43:48,429
[♪♪♪]

2426
01:43:48,463 --> 01:43:50,776
Merlin.Did you mean it?

2427
01:43:50,809 --> 01:43:51,742
Of course.

2428
01:43:55,987 --> 01:43:58,162
I love you too. So much.

2429
01:43:58,197 --> 01:44:00,268
Yeah. I know.

2430
01:44:00,303 --> 01:44:01,648
And unlike him...

2431
01:44:01,683 --> 01:44:03,582
Gonna Blaze your ass
at the altar, anyway.

2432
01:44:03,616 --> 01:44:06,343
...I know you.

2433
01:44:10,623 --> 01:44:11,521
You know?

2434
01:44:21,184 --> 01:44:24,603
Will Robin marry Merlin?

2435
01:44:24,637 --> 01:44:26,639
[CHUCKLES]

2436
01:44:26,674 --> 01:44:28,848
I mean, is this what you want,
Merlin?

2437
01:44:28,883 --> 01:44:30,954
I want a different world.

2438
01:44:32,231 --> 01:44:33,405
Do you?

2439
01:44:33,439 --> 01:44:34,853
I do.

2440
01:44:36,546 --> 01:44:38,996
Wow, those words
really are magic.

2441
01:44:40,688 --> 01:44:41,689
Well, then...

2442
01:44:43,173 --> 01:44:48,040
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

2443
01:44:48,074 --> 01:44:49,490
You may kiss the bride.

2444
01:44:56,566 --> 01:44:58,878
VERNA:
See, just like
when I get a massage,

2445
01:44:58,913 --> 01:45:01,191
my tale had a happy ending.

2446
01:45:01,225 --> 01:45:02,882
Merlin got his girl,

2447
01:45:02,916 --> 01:45:05,644
somehow Robin magically
got my damn wedding ring,

2448
01:45:05,678 --> 01:45:07,439
with that little-ass diamond.

2449
01:45:07,473 --> 01:45:10,648
Luther finally got to be a dad,
and we buried the hatchet.

2450
01:45:10,683 --> 01:45:14,514
And by hatchet,
I mean his dick in my vagina.

2451
01:45:14,549 --> 01:45:15,964
We gonna go ahead and make you

2452
01:45:15,999 --> 01:45:17,449
a little sister or brother,
okay?

2453
01:45:17,483 --> 01:45:19,174
MERLIN:
Mama. Really?

2454
01:45:19,209 --> 01:45:21,798
I got about four eggs left.I'm gonna scramble everything.

2455
01:45:21,832 --> 01:45:24,870
So, husband,
are you retired now?

2456
01:45:24,904 --> 01:45:28,148
From stripping?
Oh. Yeah, absolutely.

2457
01:45:28,183 --> 01:45:29,875
What if I want you
to dance for me?

2458
01:45:29,909 --> 01:45:31,394
What do you mean,
like...?

2459
01:45:31,428 --> 01:45:33,672
That could be arranged.
Back in the hotel room, later?

2460
01:45:33,706 --> 01:45:36,537
Yeah, of course.What if I want it right now?

2461
01:45:36,571 --> 01:45:38,297
Right now?DJ.

2462
01:45:39,367 --> 01:45:41,162
Robin, don't do this to me.

2463
01:45:41,196 --> 01:45:44,027
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to bring to the stage right now,

2464
01:45:44,061 --> 01:45:45,200
Dr. X,

2465
01:45:45,235 --> 01:45:48,996
Mr. Body, Mr. Face,

2466
01:45:49,032 --> 01:45:51,068
Mr. Slim Sexy,

2467
01:45:51,103 --> 01:45:52,484
Mr. Big,

2468
01:45:52,518 --> 01:45:56,557
and the one and only
Mr. Black Magic.

2469
01:45:56,591 --> 01:46:01,871
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring
to you the Chocolate Chips!

2470
01:46:01,907 --> 01:46:04,116
[ALL CHEERING]

2471
01:46:12,434 --> 01:46:14,298
ROBIN: Yeah!VERNA: Like I said,

2472
01:46:14,333 --> 01:46:16,541
Merlin and Robin have been
crazy about each other

2473
01:46:16,577 --> 01:46:17,750
from day one.

2474
01:46:17,785 --> 01:46:19,752
So while we get our dance on,

2475
01:46:19,787 --> 01:46:22,410
it's time to let them get to
the best part of the wedding.

2476
01:46:22,445 --> 01:46:23,963
The honeymoon.

2477
01:46:23,998 --> 01:46:26,309
Y'all know I meant fucking,
right?

2478
01:46:26,344 --> 01:46:29,072
So come on. Here's to love.

2479
01:46:29,106 --> 01:46:30,763
Here's to the future.

2480
01:46:30,798 --> 01:46:32,246
Here's to magic.

2481
01:46:33,904 --> 01:46:37,977
♪ Do ya feel
The magic in my hands? ♪

2482
01:46:38,012 --> 01:46:40,428
Raise your hand
if you fought a tiger.

2483
01:46:40,463 --> 01:46:44,432
[JOHNNY GILL'S
"RUB YOU THE RIGHT WAY" PLAYING]

2484
01:46:44,467 --> 01:46:46,572
Bam! Hit them with it.

2485
01:46:46,607 --> 01:46:49,505
Bam! Double it up.Who's talking? Who's talking?

2486
01:46:52,647 --> 01:46:54,442
Well, come on in here.

2487
01:46:54,477 --> 01:46:55,788
By the time you get in here,

2488
01:46:55,823 --> 01:46:58,101
I'll be on the stage,
butt naked.

2489
01:46:58,135 --> 01:46:59,758
[LAUGHS]

2490
01:47:02,864 --> 01:47:04,487
[GROWLING]

2491
01:47:04,521 --> 01:47:05,452
I heard it.

2492
01:47:10,493 --> 01:47:12,184
DIRECTOR: Cut![LAUGHING]

2493
01:47:15,325 --> 01:47:18,190
Good living and good pussy.

2494
01:47:21,331 --> 01:47:22,746
Stop messing around, Merlin.

2495
01:47:22,781 --> 01:47:24,610
MERLIN:
I'm not messing around.

2496
01:47:24,645 --> 01:47:26,198
Oh, shit.

2497
01:47:26,232 --> 01:47:27,682
Robin?Help!

2498
01:47:27,717 --> 01:47:30,858
[WHOOPING]

2499
01:47:30,892 --> 01:47:33,136
They been sent by the Lord!

2500
01:47:33,170 --> 01:47:34,620
[ALL LAUGHING]

2501
01:47:36,691 --> 01:47:38,624
Get-- Wrong way.

2502
01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:43,215
How do you open this door?

2503
01:47:43,249 --> 01:47:44,353
Use your dick.

2504
01:47:44,388 --> 01:47:46,114
[LAUGHS]

2505
01:47:46,148 --> 01:47:49,463
There you go. Shake your booty.

2506
01:47:49,496 --> 01:47:51,809
Earl said, "Well, yeah,
I'm not where I should be."

2507
01:47:51,844 --> 01:47:53,121
I said, "Don't show me,

2508
01:47:53,156 --> 01:47:54,606
but if you could give me
an example..."

2509
01:47:54,639 --> 01:47:56,710
Well, Earl sent me
a goddamn cup.

2510
01:47:56,746 --> 01:47:59,714
Yeah. So Earl's dealing
with a fucking sardine.

2511
01:47:59,749 --> 01:48:02,061
Shake it. Shake it, shake it,
shake it.

2512
01:48:04,236 --> 01:48:06,031
Baby, dance for the Lord!

2513
01:48:06,065 --> 01:48:07,895
You see these calves?

2514
01:48:07,929 --> 01:48:10,518
Ladies love them.
Can't get them at the gym.

2515
01:48:10,553 --> 01:48:12,244
Literally, you can't.
They're implants.

2516
01:48:12,278 --> 01:48:14,626
Who's talking? I'm talking.That's right.

2517
01:48:14,660 --> 01:48:16,490
Who's walking? I'm walking.

2518
01:48:16,523 --> 01:48:19,493
It should be two, then slide.
That's what I was trying to...

2519
01:48:19,527 --> 01:48:23,151
See? Perky, right?Yeah.

2520
01:48:23,186 --> 01:48:25,706
Maybe you need
a second opinion.

2521
01:48:25,740 --> 01:48:27,327
Jesus, Bambi.

2522
01:48:27,362 --> 01:48:29,537
Stop having guys
put their hands on your tits.

2523
01:48:29,572 --> 01:48:31,712
Took that right there. Whap!

2524
01:48:31,746 --> 01:48:33,472
[LAUGHING]

2525
01:48:37,683 --> 01:48:39,513
Wanna come back
to the party with me?

2526
01:48:39,547 --> 01:48:41,445
Hell nah. I got plans.

2527
01:48:41,480 --> 01:48:44,759
Huh! You wanna do all that
right there, huh?

2528
01:48:44,794 --> 01:48:48,591
Get on out my back door!
The fuck you think this is?

2529
01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:49,764
Let me get it right.

2530
01:48:52,387 --> 01:48:54,666
All right, all right, all right.
Sit your asses down.

2531
01:48:54,700 --> 01:48:57,669
Say it again. I can't say...

2532
01:48:57,702 --> 01:49:00,672
[WHOOPING]

2533
01:49:00,706 --> 01:49:02,605
[JOHNNY GILL'S "RUB YOU
THE RIGHT WAY" CONTINUES]

2534
01:49:02,639 --> 01:49:04,675
♪ The magic in my hands

2535
01:49:04,710 --> 01:49:09,197
♪ When I touch
And rub you the right way ♪

2536
01:49:09,232 --> 01:49:13,029
♪ Each stroke
Applied with tenderness ♪

2537
01:49:13,063 --> 01:49:17,620
♪ When I hold
And rub you the right way ♪

2538
01:49:17,654 --> 01:49:20,243
♪ Feel ♪ Do you feel it?

2539
01:49:20,277 --> 01:49:22,107
♪ Do you feel it?

2540
01:49:22,141 --> 01:49:26,282
♪ Touch ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

2541
01:49:26,318 --> 01:49:31,737
♪ Stroke ♪ Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha-ha, hey

2542
01:49:31,772 --> 01:49:34,498
♪ Come on, come on, do you

2543
01:49:34,532 --> 01:49:37,225
♪ Do you feel it, baby
Feel it, baby ♪

2544
01:49:37,260 --> 01:49:40,056
♪ Feel it, feel it
Feel it, feel it, feel it ♪

2545
01:49:40,090 --> 01:49:45,544
♪ Oh, baby
Stroke, baby, oh, oh ♪

2546
01:49:47,995 --> 01:49:50,445
♪ That's my magic

2547
01:49:52,206 --> 01:49:54,173
♪ That's my magic

2548
01:49:56,693 --> 01:49:58,592
♪ That's my magic

2549
01:50:01,111 --> 01:50:02,975
♪ That's my magic

2550
01:51:06,452 --> 01:51:09,593
[SINGER VOCALIZING]

2551
01:51:20,225 --> 01:51:21,847
♪ Magic

2552
01:51:24,228 --> 01:51:26,576
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2553
01:51:28,716 --> 01:51:31,201
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2554
01:51:41,487 --> 01:51:43,110
♪ Come on

2555
01:52:02,474 --> 01:52:05,442
♪ Drinks on me

2556
01:52:18,904 --> 01:52:20,699
♪ Dance

2557
01:52:34,505 --> 01:52:36,025
♪ Magic

2558
01:52:38,648 --> 01:52:41,099
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2559
01:52:43,170 --> 01:52:45,517
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2560
01:52:49,624 --> 01:52:51,212
♪ Come on

2561
01:53:22,380 --> 01:53:24,693
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2562
01:53:26,246 --> 01:53:28,767
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2563
01:53:39,709 --> 01:53:41,780
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2564
01:53:44,162 --> 01:53:46,543
♪ Baby, that's my magic

2565
01:53:54,620 --> 01:53:56,726
♪ She like it

2566
01:53:56,760 --> 01:53:59,073
♪ She want it

2567
01:53:59,108 --> 01:54:01,144
♪ She got it

2568
01:54:01,179 --> 01:54:03,077
♪ She need it

2569
01:54:03,112 --> 01:54:05,597
♪ She like it

2570
01:54:05,630 --> 01:54:07,875
♪ She want it

2571
01:54:07,910 --> 01:54:10,050
♪ She got it

2572
01:54:10,084 --> 01:54:12,121
♪ She need it

2573
01:54:18,644 --> 01:54:21,199
♪ That's my magic

2574
01:54:21,233 --> 01:54:22,994
♪ It's magic

2575
01:54:23,028 --> 01:54:25,582
♪ That's my magic

2576
01:54:25,617 --> 01:54:27,446
♪ It's magic

2577
01:54:27,481 --> 01:54:29,759
♪ That's my magic

2578
01:54:29,793 --> 01:54:32,003
♪ It's magic

2579
01:54:32,037 --> 01:54:33,901
♪ That's my magic

2580
01:54:36,110 --> 01:54:38,250
♪ That's my magic

2581
01:54:40,494 --> 01:54:42,634
♪ That's my magic

2582
01:54:44,808 --> 01:54:47,087
♪ That's my magic

2583
01:54:56,993 --> 01:54:59,927
[♪♪♪]

2584
01:55:43,695 --> 01:55:46,629
[♪♪♪]

2585
01:56:08,582 --> 01:56:11,516
[♪♪♪]